Hey, hey, Tuck, dude. 塔克，伙计
- Okay, we're rolling. - Okay, hold on. -
B-Before you go, look-look at my coat. 你们开始前，先看一眼我的外套
- It's cool, huh? - What is that? - 酷吧？ - 那是什么？
Can we do another take with it on, though? 我们能重拍一下吗？
No. 不行
Okay. 好吧
Ready when you are. 等你乐意的时候再说
Okay. How do I smell? 好的，我闻上去怎么样？
Or I mean, look, or you know? Yeah, you can't smell a video. 或者说看上去怎么样？视频可闻不出来
Okay. 好了
Ruckus, dude, you got to get out of here. 卢克斯，哥们儿，你得离开这儿
Hi, I'm Reginald. 大家好，我是雷哲诺德
I don't really get friends much, 我没什么朋友
but it's probably because I'm a bit of... 但这可能是因为…
an acquired taste. 我有些另类慢热吧
That's what my mom says. 我妈是这么说的
And I'm sure whatever school I'm forced to go to 我很肯定不管我被逼去那所学校
no one will acquire it. 都不会有人喜欢我
So... 所以…
thanks for paving a road over, really, 真心感谢你铺了一条路
the only place I've ever had any real friends. 这是我唯一能交到朋友的地方
Okay, we good? 好，咱们
- Uh, say your name. - I thought you knew my name. - 说说你的名字 - 我还以为你知道呢
You know what I mean; for the video.
Dude, we've been hanging out for years. 伙计们，我们
- Come on. - Dude, stop fronting. Just tell the camera.
You're upset, right? 你很沮丧，是吗？
You don't want to move. 你不想搬走
I've never gone a day 我没有一天…
without seeing my friends. 不和我的朋友们在一起
They're, like, the only people in the world who get me. 他们是世上唯一懂我的人
And now it's just all over, you know? 可如今一切都结束了
Good luck finding that again. 祝愿你能找回过去
So wherever-wherever Munch is going, man... 所以不论曼奇去哪儿…
Look, you people listen to me, all right? 你们听我说，好吗？
He's-he's a really good kid. 他真的是一个好孩子
So don't just assume 所以不要老是觉得…
that he's weird and that's it. 他很奇怪什么的
And Alex, 还有艾利克斯
man... 老天…
He's a foster kid. 他是被领养的
He's been moved all over. 他一直都在搬家
I mean, it's like, why do you have to build a freeway right through? 你们为什么要急着修高速路？
You know, can't you just go around or something? 你们就不能多去看看他么？
You're going along 在你孤独的一路上
feeling like 你能感受到…
your own person 你自己
with your own friends, 和你的朋友们
and then something like this comes along... 然而之后像这样的事情发生了…
...that you have no power to stop... 可你无力阻止
...because you're just a kid. 因为你还只是个孩子
You're just a kid. 你只是个孩子
Yeah, hey, man. 好吧，伙计们
Yeah, yeah, I'm up, I'm up. 我来了
Whoa, whoa, man, slow down. 慢点儿
What's the problem? 发生什么了？
Yeah, my-my phone's good. Why? 我的电话是好的，为什么？
What happened? 怎么回事？
Wait, what? 等等，你说什么？
This is when everything 一切都从此刻起
started to change. 开始改变
So, being me, 所以
I kept filming. 我坚持录像
I'm Tuck. 我是塔克
What you're about to see happened to me 你们接下来将看到的…
and my best friends one year ago. 是一年前发生在我和我朋友身上的事
This is the story of our last week together. 是我们上周相聚的故事
Phones all over 我们邻居的电话
our neighborhood are freaking out. 都已经炸了
We've done everything we could possibly do with this phone. 我们已经尽力了
We threw it at the wall, 我们把它往墙上扔
we took it to the phone guy, 把它拿去修
we took it to the store where we got it from, 我们把电话拿回当初买它的商店
and they say it's a problem. 他们说这有问题
So you know it's serious. 所以你知道这可不是玩笑
It looks like your phone basically barfed on the screen. 这就好像你的电话吐在了屏幕上
- What happened? - I don't know. - 怎么了？ - 我也不知道
I was just eating dinner, and all of a sudden, 我当时正在吃晚餐，突然地…
all the phones in the house just did this. 屋子里所有的电话就都这样了
At exactly the same time. 完全同步
Dude. 伙计
What? It's freaky. 什么？太奇怪了
- De hello? - Hey, Alex. - 你好？ - 你好，艾利克斯
Oh, Munch, you're outside. 曼奇，你在外边啊
Get over here, over here, down the street. 快到这边来
Ask him if his phone barfed yet. 问问他看他的电话有没有抽风
Did your phone barf yet? 你的电话出问题了吗？
- Phones are still working. - Cool. - 电话都还好好的呢 - 酷
Keep going, and we'll meet you in the backyard. 继续保持，我们后院见
Okay, copy that. I'll take swift steps. 收到，我会尽快赶过去
When I look back at that day, 当我再次回想时
I realize the clues were all around us. 我才意识到线索就在我们身边
We had no idea. 我们却浑然不知
Dude, they all still work. 伙计们，它们都还能用
See? 看见了吗？
Dude, you know if this whole thing works,
- these phones are done. - No, I know.
I have 14 spares; it's okay. 我还有14个备用的，没问题
- I bet you do. - Okay. - 最好是这样 - 好
All right, anyways, let's spread out. 好了，我们都散开
- Okay. - Alex, go by the gate. - 好 - 艾利克斯，去门口
Munch, go on the far end, 曼奇，去那头
- Yeah, I got it. - And I'll stay right here by my camera. - 好，明白 - 我就待在摄像机这儿
- Just watch out! - Okay, okay. - 小心点儿！ - 好好好
Okay, it's good. 没问题
It's good... 搞定
Whoa, okay, it went out.
Whoa, whoa, it barfed!
All right, people, if you go to Alex's house,
your phones will spew chunks all over his screen.
My mom said the Murphys' phones and the Churleys' changed, too. 我妈说墨菲和查雷家的电话也都变了
So what do you think this is? 你们怎么看？
Whoa!
These dudes. 那些家伙
Hi.
- Is that on? - I don't know. - 开了吗？ - 不知道
- Maybe. - Oh. 也许开了吧
We had an electrical short over at the site, 这地方发生了短路
and it may be disrupting people's phone service, 这可能干扰人们的电话
and we're wondering if that happened 我们在想是不是
- to anybody in this house? - Oh, no, my phone is good. - 屋子里的人都出现了这情况？ - 不，我的电话没问题
- 'Cause we're offering new phone vouchers - Uh-huh. 因为我们提供新的电话凭单
In exchange for any device in this area here 来交换这地方…
- that may be displaying - That's weird, that's weird. - 所有可能展出的设备 - 这真奇怪
- Faulty messages or images? - I don't know. See you. - 信息和图片功能有没有问题？ - 不知道，看看你的
No, listen, I... 不，听着，我…
Okay, so you-you really don't think 你们难道真的不觉得
this is a little bit weird? 这事有点奇怪吗？
These dudes come here to build a freeway 这些伙计来这儿修高速
- and now they want our phones? - Well, I think it's gonna work. - 现在觊觎我们的电话 - 我觉得没什么
No. Clean your room. 不，去收拾你的房间
Oh, my... I'm not gonna have a room if we don't do something. 老天…如果我们不做些什么的话，我
- Right, I think... - No, Mom, seriously. - 好吧，我想… - 不，妈妈，我是认真的
These guys want our houses. 这些家伙想占有我们的房子
Maybe if we expose them for illegal property, then... 也许我们应该以非法财产举报他们，然后…
- Yo! - Aw, you don't like how things are, do you?
What are you gonna do about it, huh? 你有什么办法？
Dude, it's a map to the desert. 伙计，这是张通往沙漠的地图
Like, what is that? What do we do with this? 这是什么？我们要怎么做？
I guess most maps are made to be followed. 我想大多数地图都是对的
Exactly. It could go to, like, 没错，它可以领我们去…
some crazy headquarters, and we find out 一些疯狂的总部…
that these construction clowns are spies 我们就能发现这些施工小丑都是间谍
and we expose them to the world. 之后我们就曝光他们
It's 20 miles away. What... 这有20英里远
No, we're not... we're not gonna go. 不，我们去不了
No, obviously not. 很明显去不了
Look, whatever it is, 听着，不管它是什么
this Saturday, we're going to sneak 这周六，我们都要背着父母
behind our parents' backs and find out. 查出真相
I'm moving Saturday. 我星期六要搬家
All right, all right, so Friday night. 好吧，那就周五晚上
Our last night together? 我们最后一个相聚的夜晚
It doesn't have to be; that's what I'm saying. 倒也不一定是最后一次
Like, I don't want to move, 我不想搬走
and these clowns are making us do it. 但这些小丑逼着我们这么做
Maybe we can stop them. 也许我们可以组织他们
Now, are you in? 现在，你们加入吗？
Yeah, all right. 好吧
- All right. - I'm in. - 好 - 我加入
Munch, don't you bail out on us now. 曼奇，不准你现在离开我们
Dude, I'm not. Me? 伙计，我不会的
No... pfft! I'm in. 不…我加入
Yeah! All right! That's what I'm talking about, 好样的！这才像话嘛
that's what I'm talking about, all right. 就该这样
Bring it in.
- Oh, oops! - Munch! 曼奇！
So, why would you be organizing your ketchups?
- Because. - Who does that?
So I can get to them easier, and then it's more organized,
- and it's better. - And you are my friend.
Guys, guys, it's time to practice the big lie. 伙计们，我们该准备一下谎言了
Hey, Morn, I'm spending the night at Alex's house 我晚上去艾利克斯家
so we can play a neat, brand-new video game. 我们要玩一个全新的游戏
And I'm sleeping over at Tuck's house 我要在塔克家过夜
so we can play a new video game. 这样我们就能一起玩一个新游戏了
And I'm sleeping in your mom's bed, 我要睡在你妈妈的床上
- not playing a video game. - Oh, my God, all right, dude. - 不玩游戏 - 天呐，好了，伙计们
Stop talking about my mother, thank you. 别说我妈妈了，谢谢你
All right, the camera's are gonna be on 录像机将会…
24 hours a day, nonstop. 24小时都开着
Dude, can you stop touching, please? 哥们，你能别乱碰了吗？拜托
It attaches to my bike, and it's also a pretty good way
to get footage on the fly.
Spy glasses. 间谍眼睛
I love these; I love them. 我喜欢它们
And last, camera, but definitely not least... 最后，录像机，这可是重头戏…
What up, camcorder? 摄录一体机吗？
Keeping it tight. Looking pretty good these days. 好好保管，现在看上去特别棒
Tuck, these are the ugliest things I've ever seen. 塔克，它们是我见过最丑的东西
Dude, what? What are you... what are you talking about? 什么？你说什么？
Those are... They're sweet. 它们可好看了
- The camera's undetectable, - Wow. 摄像头是隐蔽式的
- And the ladies love them. - Prove it. - 女孩们可喜欢它们了 - 证明给大家看
Prove it? 证明？
This guy, all right? Give me my glasses, man.
Those are stealth. 这是秘密行动
Now I'm gonna prove to you guys 我现在就证明给你们看
spy glasses get you girls. 间谍眼镜能帮你追到女孩
Oh, my gosh, he's going over there. 老天，他往那儿去了
- I can't see who he's talking to. - Shut up, Munch. - 我看不见他在和谁说话 - 闭嘴，曼奇
Uh, hi, uh...
Hey, um, Em-Emma, right? 艾玛，是吗？
Emma? 艾玛？
I was just... 我只是…
Okay, uh, can I borrow a piece of paper, please? 你可以借一张纸给我吗？拜托了
He has something. 他弄到了什么东西
- I can't see who he got it from. - We're about to see right now. - 我看不见他从哪儿弄到的 - 我们马上就能看到了
Look, look, look, look. 快看啊
He has a paper. 他弄到了一张纸
You did not get her number. 你不会要到她电话了吧
Totally got her number. Right there. 没错，就在这儿
You doubted me, and my spy glasses worked. 你不相信我，我的间谍眼镜立功了
You, too, you're a sellout. 你也是抢手货
No, uh-uh, you didn't get Emma's number. 不，你没要到艾玛的电话
Yes, I did. 我要到了
Mannequin Girl? 模特儿女孩？
What kind of name is that? 这算什么名字？
What? That's what I call her. 怎么了？我就是这么叫她的
I think mannequins are hot. 模特儿可性感了
I'll leave my house at 6:00. 我6点出门
15 minutes later, I pick up Alex. 15分钟后去接艾利克斯
- Munch, we'll get you at 6:30. - Yeah. - 曼奇， 我们6点半来找你 - 好的
Okay? Tonight, we're no longer boys. 今晚，我们不再是男孩
We're men. 我们是男人
- Dude, what the...? - I didn't see you, man. - 哥们儿… - 我没看见你，伙计
Tuck, you all right? Let's go. 塔克，你还好吗？我们出发吧
Our whole lives 在我们的一生中
we've been nobodies. 我们都是无名小卒
Invisible. 被人视而不见
The good kids. 只是一群好孩子
Not anymore. 一切即将改变
All right, Ma. 好了，妈妈
I'm leaving. 我要走了
Spending the night at Alex's house 去艾利克斯家过夜
so we can play a new video game. 这样我们就能玩一个新的游戏了
Have whatever you want, honey. 尽情去吧，宝贝儿
You know what, I lied, actually. 其实，我撒谎了
We're gonna ride our bikes out into the desert 我们要独自骑自行车去沙漠
at night alone. 就在今晚
Without supervision. 没有人监督
We got that; we're going to state.
Okay, see you then, sweetie. 好的，到时候见，亲爱的
- We could go. - Also rob a bank. -
- All the way. State. - What?
Go to Mexico. Maybe even start a new life. 去墨西哥，也许开始一段新生活
- Right, I know. - Wrestling! - 好，我知道 - 摔跤！
You're trying to act like I don't know 你表现的好像…
what I'm talking about. 我不知道自己在说什么似的
What's up, Stumpy? 小短胖儿，你还好吗？
Yo, man, I told you to stop to calling me that. 哥们，我说过别再这么叫我了
You know what, man, look, 伙计，听着
my girl's throwing this huge party later tonight, 我女朋友今晚会举办一场盛大的聚会
if you want to come by. 你可以来玩玩
You serious? 你说真的？
Yes, I'm serious. 当然啊
Because not a lady in the world can resist 因为世上没有那个女孩能抵挡…
a natty old BMX bike. 一辆洋气的越野自行车的魅力
What's the zero to 60 on that bad boy, huh'? 0到60有什么不同？
Two, three days? 两三天时间的差距吗？
Come on, come on, dude, you ready? 好了，哥们，你准备好了吗？
Let's go. 出发吧
I can't even tell a difference. 我完全看不出区别
This looks exactly the way it looked before you packed. 这看上去和你打包前没什么两样
All your stuff fitting in one box? 你所有的东西都能装进一个盒子里？
What are you, a drifter? 你是啥？流浪者吗？
Who told you? 谁说的？
Look, all I'm saying is, 听着，我意思是…
when you get to your new house, put a poster up, 当你搬进新家时，贴一张海报
put some shelves on the wall, frame a photo. 在墙上弄些架子，装裱一幅画
Look, there's a painting right there. 看，那儿就有一幅画
Put something on a shelf... 在架子上放些东西…
That's not a painting. 那可不是一幅画
That looks like somebody just took 那看着好像是有人…
a bunch of dirt, smudged it and called it art. 乱涂了一堆脏东西，然后称之为艺术
I'm going to Munch's house to play a video game, all right? 我要去曼奇家玩游戏，可以吗？
- Okay. - Yeah, sure, buddy. - 好吧 - 当然可以，伙计
- Bye, Dylan. - Have fun with your friends. - 再见，迪兰 - 和朋友们玩得开心点儿
- Hey, hey, Tuck. - How are you? - 塔克 - 你还好吗？
Uh, good luck with the move to New York, buddy. 祝你搬去纽约一切顺利，伙计
- Maybe we'll come see you. - All right, cool. - 也许我们会来看你 - 好的
The moving truck is coming at 10:00. 搬家的车10点来
Make sure you're back, okay? 在那之前赶回来，好吗？
I-l don't get it. 我不明白
If your foster parents already have a baby of their own, 如果你的领养父母已经有亲生孩子了
why do they need you? 他们为什么还要你？
There's no sense in having two babies. 带两个孩子，这说不通啊
- Shut up, dude. - One baby cries all the time, - 闭嘴 - 一个孩子一直都在哭闹
the other one listens to indie rock. 另一个爱听独立摇滚
Let's go. 走吧
Yeow!
Guys, would you please help my son 伙计们，你们能不能在我疯掉之前…
with his room, before I go crazy? 帮我儿子收拾下他房间？
- Yeah, yeah, sure. - I don't think he's started... - 当然可以 - 我觉得他没有…
Honey, have you even started packing your room? 宝贝，你有没有收拾过你的房间？
I told you a thousand times, 我跟你说过一千次了
I'm alphabetizing! 我在拼字母！
Yo, let's scare him, let's scare him. 我们去吓吓他
Shh.
...they're flexible, they're "dynamical,"
they can be curved, they can bend,
and this opens up a whole new universe
of possibilities, and one of the possibilities
is that there can be shortcuts through space and through time.
So that's really just what a Wormhole is.
It's taking advantage...
What are you... Aah! 你在…
- Why don't you stop doing that?! - I'm sorry! - 你能不能别这么做了？！ - 对不起
You guys are gonna give me a heart attack one day. 你们会给我吓出心脏病的
- I'm sorry. - Turn that off, dude. - 对不起 - 把那儿关了，伙计
I created a substation 我建了一个分台
for each of our parents' phones that's wired to the router, 专为我们父母连接总台的电话而设
which is wired to the transmitter, 它能连接到发射台
which transmits to the receiver, which is... 传送到接受者那儿，也就是…
- my phone. - Okay, so basically, - 我的电话 - 对，所以基本上
no matter who our parents call, it goes to your phone. 不论我们的父母打给谁，都将传到你的电话上
Yeah. My mom's friends always say 我妈的朋友们老说…
that I sound just like my mom, you know, 我接电话的时候…
- when I pick up the phone... - Yeah. 说话声音和我妈一个样儿
So I figured, I can be Betty. 所以我想，我可以当贝蒂
Bye, Betty. Thank you. 再见，贝蒂，谢谢你
Um, I'm going to Alex's... or Munch's... or Tuck's house, 我要去艾利克斯…或者曼奇…或者塔克家
and we're gonna play a video game and sleep over. 我们要一起玩游戏，然后一起过夜
Wait, what's all that stuff? 等等，你在说什么？
Honey? 宝贝
Good job, Munch. You did it. 好样的，曼奇，你搞定了
Here we come. 我们来了
17.6 miles. 17.6英里
♪ Going to the desert... ♪ *向沙漠进发
Munch, what are you doing?
Guys, guys, just hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Dude... - I'm not backing out or anything,
- He wants to quit right when we - ...just-just hear me out.
- Been waiting for this forever. - Dude, listen, come on, okay.
This is crazy what we're doing.
Dude, I don't want to punk out
or back out or anything...
it's just, my mom, you know, she just got divorced.
- Munch... - She's already had
enough guys lying to her.
If you didn't want to come, then why didn't you tell us earlier?
You do understand this is our last night together.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Look, Munch, if we don't go now, we'll never go.
We won't even be here.
This is our last chance to try and do something.
Even-even if it is stupid.
- Yeah. - You know what,
I say we put a vote to it.
All in favor raise your hand.
Well, now I have to raise my hand.
Munch, just...
Fine, fine.
Okay, whatever.
I'll go.
But only under one condition.
- I call the black! - Mine! No, no, give it!
It's so weird, no one's gonna be
in these houses next week.
Dude, you're so full of it.
- When did you kiss her? - Dude, trust me.
After pre-algebra, she pulled me into the bathroom.
Wait, wait, wait, wait... Mannequin Girl?
- Yeah! - Was she good at it?
Uh, eh, B minus.
You know, I've kissed better in better locations.
No, how do I know you're not lying?
Trust me. I don't even have to reply to you.
- You're last! - Hey, you got a head start!
That's not fair!
Oh, so what, there's a Wing Stop?
I never been to a Wing Stop.
We followed a map
out in the middle of nowhere.
It might be, like, a CIA prison.
We were miles from home.
No one in the world knew it.
No one said it...
but we were scared.
We haven't seen a car in, like, half an hour.
We were on our own.
This-this is the way, right?
You have the map, right?
- Can I see the map? - Left.
Left? Are you sure?
Because right looks a little bit more promising.
Did you guys hear that?
Just a couple more miles.
Hold on. What is that?
It's the map.
Are we close?
I never understood why people like the outdoors.
Will you stop freaking out?
Yo, this is too steep, man.
Let's go, man.
We're getting pretty far from the road, guys.
Almost there.
Is it this thing?
I don't think so.
Wait, what was that?
- I don't know. - Well, hold on.
What'd you see, dude?
Over here!
We're almost there. Come on.
Oh.
What?
What do you think it is?
How would I know?
Why does it look all burnt?
Hey, just be careful.
- Careful! - Yeah, don't touch that thing. Could be...
C-Could be...
I don't know, I don't know.
A part of a satellite?
All right, all right, um, Munch, film me while I'm...
- while I'm touching this thing. - Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Let me try it. Thank you.
It's dusty.
It's a piece of crap.
What?
Forget about it.
Just turn off the camera.
Well, it's not a national treasure,
but it could be used for something.
It's crap.
What happened to filming 'cause it's our last night, huh?
Um, in case you haven't noticed, obviously,
the map led to squat.
Got it. So all you cared about
was getting your stupid hits on your stupid video?
- Dude, why don't you just... - Whoa, guys, guys, guys.
Come on! I know we're all frustrated...
it's Alex's mom.
- Are you serious? - Um, it'll be fine.
Just, um, be Betty, okay?
- Oh, man. - Oh, crap.
Yo, I thought I could do this, but I can't.
Maybe you can answer it.
She just likes to check up on things, okay?
All right.
Betty, are you there'?
Go.
This is Betty.
I was thinking maybe I could bring over
some pizzas?
Dude, go.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No coming over.
- Just hang up. - No way.
No, it's really no trouble. We have a coupon.
- I said no! No pizzas! - What?
- No, uh... - Don't yell at her, man.
Maybe you and your husband should go to bed.
Stop saying words!
Are you sure everything's okay?
Have a good night. Go to sleep.
That could've gone better.
That was horrible.
"Your husband should go to sleep"?
Was that really something smart to say?
Munch.
Don't look at me like I'm a hoarder.
That's rude.
Who are they?
I don't... I don't know.
I'm picking up some spikes in the readings...
Get down, get down.
Turn your flashlight off, dummy.
Let's go.
Why would they be out this far?
Who cares?
The night's blown.
- Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa.
Munch?
- You're a character. - There's something in there!
What?
Dude, are you kidding me right now?
Something is in that bag.
It-it touched me.
Go check.
Be-be careful.
- What? - Did it poke you, too?
What, dude? Say something!
What did you see?
There-There's something in there.
Yeah, a bunch of crap Munch brought.
- You guys are funny. - All I know is it beeped.
You know, why don't you go in there and just see.
Beeped? What are you talking about?
Babies. I'll do it myself.
Dang, how much stuff do you have in your bag, dude?
Geez.
Oh, boy, are you guys talking about this?
It's garbage. It's nothing.
What are you talking about, you heard something?
It made a noise.
Hey, hey, do something!
See, it's not doing anything.
What are you talking about?
Beep.
Do that again, do that again.
Do what again?
Do what you just did.
Beep.
Whoa, hold on. Let me...
Let me try this for myself.
Beep.
Beep?
Why is it making noise only for you and not me?
Make it beep again.
Beep.
Whoa!
This is it! It's a bomb!
No, no, oh, God, no!
No, no, no!
Guys, I think... I think it might have defused.
I don't know.
Man, nothing's happening.
All right, hold on, hold on.
I got an idea.
Tuck!
What?
Okay, it didn't do anything,
but j-just don't do it again.
Are you insane, Tuck?!
Are you sure you guys know what you're doing?
Yes, trust me.
When it's a bomb, you have to act quick.
I seen it on some TV show or some movie or something.
- Saw what? - Check it out.
What are you doing?!
Disarming it.
Are you crazy?!
It's a bomb; that's what you're supposed to do.
That's not what you do with a bomb!
Are you insane?!
What was that?
It's not my phone.
It's the thing, whatever that is.
- What are you talking about? - It's that.
That's what just made that noise.
I, uh... It, like, imitated my ringtone.
This is what made our phones barf?
Did you hear that?
Whoa, whoa.
All right, so, a couple of seconds ago,
our phones went crazy.
Bananas, insane.
I don't know what to call it. Look.
You see that?
It's a new map, but on my phone this time.
To me? All right, him, or...
Dude, Munch's phone got all weird hieroglyphics
and, ugh, I don't even know what that is.
Alex's phone, it just turned on by itself
and started filming. We can't even turn them off.
Oh, don't try to act like it's not cool.
That is weird.
It's showing us where we are.
And you don't find that creepy?
What do you think that is? You think that's a road?
We should follow the map.
How about no.
How about yes?
We wanted a last night together,
so what do you call this?
A trap?
Didn't you guys see the "No Trespassing" sign?
Oops. I didn't see anything.
This is where the map says to go.
Stop stepping on leaves.
There's leaves everywhere.
Shh.
What was that?
Where do you think it's taking us to?
Maybe another one of those beepy things.
What was that?
I don't know.
- Whoa! Whoa! - Get down!
Oh, geez!
Munch, watch out!
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
What's going on?
Dude, Munch, what was that?
Where is it?
Is it over?
Oh, geez.
Dude!
Tuck, stay back.
- Whoa. - Stay back.
What's...
Dude!
Wait, wait, be careful.
Your phone just got a new map.
What?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Wait, why is it opening?
Hold on, hold on. Did you see that just now?
What is that?
- Whoa! What is that? - What is that?
- Oh, my...
Dude, move, you're blocking my shot.
It-it's moving.
There's something in there right now.
What's in there?
Oh, don't tell me.
Are those... eyes?
Dude, dude, it's looking dead at us right now.
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
It's trembling like it's hurt.
Good.
My heart's beating so fast right now.
Wow.
Almost got us killed, like, three times already.
Yeah, but it was worth it, dude.
Incredible.
All right, so...
I just figured out why Alex's camera was on this whole time.
So this thing, whatever it is,
it's eyes are, like, all screwed up, completely.
You see?
So, basically, it uses his phone to see.
That's insane.
You think he can see us right now?
Munch, you have to check this out.
This is amazing.
Is it?
Is it amazing?
'Cause I think it's scary as balls.
I mean, obviously people are looking for it.
- Munch... - it has access to our voicemails
and our texts and our ringtones.
How do you even know it's a he?
Are you a dude?
Wait...
you understood us.
Whoa.
All right, here's how it goes.
One beep is yes, two beeps are no.
Watch.
Is one beep yes?
Yo, that's so tight.
Are we in a barn?
Is Munch really a woman?
Oh, come on, man, this thing is broken.
Everybody knows Munch is a woman.
Okay, I have a question.
Are we gonna die tonight?
Why isn't it answering?
What...
Well, that's not good, right?
20 questions with an alien.
Tuck Simms exclusive.
- Let's do this. - Check it out.
All right, urn, are you from space?
Ooh!
Are you a robot?
Do you eat humans?
Do you like Earth?
Why? Why doesn't he like Earth?
Do you like us?
You see? I told you.
We're cool like that.
Come on.
Are you hurt?
- Oh. - He's hurt.
Well, his lights seem brighter, so...
Did that piece help you?
Uh.
Can we help fix you or something?
Or... Like, what is this?
Are-are you trying to build something?
Oh, he's trying to build...
Building something. Right there.
- What could he be building? - Yeah.
So, wait, what are, what are you building?
Lasers?
A portal?
Minions?
A cloaking device?
It's an army.
Ignore him.
Spaceship?
Oh, my God!
Hold up, hold up. So let me get this right.
So you're building a spaceship,
- He's building a spaceship. - And you need our help
building the spaceship?
Oh, man.
This guy is building a spaceship.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Let me make sure I don't have any plans.
Nope! We're building a spaceship!
He's building a spaceship.
We asked him questions
for almost two hours.
Where he came from.
If there were others here like him.
We found out he was lost...
and alone.
He was out in the middle of nowhere,
on his own,
like us.
All we really knew was that he crashed,
and now he needed us to rebuild him.
The map says up ahead.
Are we going the right way?
Look, look, look, look, whatever that is,
the map goes to it.
All right, so wait-wait a minute.
Let me get this right.
Dude comes from a million light-years away,
and he wants to come here?
I don't know, the map said so.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You got to look both ways before you cross the street.
Munch.
So are you... snoopy.
Ten dollars?
- I said no deal. - $7.50.
I don't want it. It's tchotchke trash.
If you give it to me as a gift, I'd still throw it away.
- It's trash. - No, it's vintage.
No. You don't get to say the word "vintage."
I'm the one who gets to say when what is vintage.
Excuse me, sir, you have a very, very lovely shop.
Come on, you sure?
Hey-
Oh, man, look at the hand painting.
It's all crafted right there.
- One of a kind. - It's trash.
Uh, uh...
What was that?
F-sharp?
No, no, no! Come on!
Watch out! Watch out!
What was it?
Whoa. ls everybody okay?
Hey, Nichols, are you alive?
They broke my girlfriend's lamp!
Wait, what is he doing?
Oh. Whoa, whoa. Is-is that...
Sweet babushka.
You want to sell it?
- Tuck, let's go! Come on! - Run! What are you waiting for?
Dude, that place was wrecked!
Sorry again, sir!
Go! Go! Down here!
Let's get somewhere so we can look at him.
He's shaking.
Whoa, he's letting you touch him.
- I wouldn't, guys. - Hey, what about here?
Here, set him on here.
He looks scared.
Yeah, why is he all balled up?
Can't you stand?
You all right?
Maybe he's...
maybe he's just shy.
- Ooh, can you fly? - Can you do X-ray vision?
How? He can't see.
He doesn't even know where to look.
All right, all right, I think the question is,
what can you do?
Okay, so Dr. Nichols is doing a surgical procedure
with very sophisticated technology.
Pen caps.
Clear.
Wait, I don't get it. How is that sophisticated?
It's kind of just, like, pen caps.
I got it.
Be careful. His legs are fragile.
Whoa.
Get this. Are you getting this?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Oh, that's crazy!
So you can't fly,
but you can float.
That is so crazy!
I saw you. I saw you grinning, man.
Stop trying to pretend like that wasn't cool.
- That was hot. - This is crazy.
I mean, it's-it's just crazy.
Whoa. Don't drop it.
Huh.
Can you see me?
Huh, I think he likes you.
Will you show us where you live?
All right.
Beep faster if I'm getting close.
Is that it, right there?
Why don't I go first.
Hi. Um, my name's Alex, and...
you're-you're in... Munch, no...
you're in my hand right now.
You know my ringtone, which is, like, insane and awesome.
Okay, um...
Hi.
I'm Tuck.
What's up?
I don't even know what to say, but, uh...
but, uh, I'm from... I'm from New York.
Uh, this is Nevada.
I don't even know, like, I like donuts,
- um... - Donuts? Really?
Okay, can somebody else do this?
I know, I'm going. My name's M...
My real name is Reginald, but my friends call me Munch.
I hope we can be friends, too.
Do you have a name?
Oh, we could call him Beep.
Dude, what-what kind of name is Beep?
Word. We got to give him a name that's powerful, like...
like Master Blaster.
He doesn't blast anything.
Peter. Peter. What about Peter?
Something cool, like Space Ninja or something.
Well, how is there a ninja in space?
He wouldn't be able to breathe.
- All right, all right... - Dude, you don't know that.
Have you ever been to space?
Which name do you like?
Uh, Beep. Why?
There it is.
- Hello. Watch this. Watch this. - You can't echo...
Watch this. Just...
Beep.
See?
Echo.
That's what we should call it. Echo.
- Oh, 'cause it echoes. - Wait, I don't get it.
- Echo, Echo, Echo. - Echo.
Your name...
is Echo.
Echo... Echo...
I don't think he's supposed
to come out of that cylinder thing.
He looks... dead.
Echo?
So then we didn't know how broken he was.
The crash hurt him worse than we thought.
Okay, little guy...
where do you want us to go?
Guys?
You know this is considered being a burglar, right?
With each new piece,
he got strong.
And that's what we were gonna do... make him stronger.
Which way? - Around.
- In the house?! - Dude!
Maybe we should just knock on the door and...
We just need you to listen, sweetheart.
- Oh, man. - You're grounding me?
Tuck, what are you doing? Munch, go.
It's the man... the man should choose his dance partner.
It's a stupid tradition.
Really, it's about meeting new people,
and many of those were our friends' sons.
And it's embarrassing when you ignore them.
And these are life skills that we are teaching you.
- Tuck, get back. - Putting on this dress for you
doesn't change me into some perfect little homecoming queen!
Okay, no one's asking you to act like a homecoming queen.
It's at least three years away.
Now. Go, go, go.
...by the company you keep.
It's a cliché for a reason. I'm sure this all seems...
Guys, what are we doing? We're gonna be trapped up here.
Everybody be quiet.
Yeah, everyone!
You got to be kidding me.
Aw, you know what? Everyone just follow me, all right?
Don't look at anything. Just hurry.
- Hey, Tuck, did you see this? - No, don't...
Dude, Tuck, this is Mannequin Girl's house.
Now we can ask for permission to steal stuff,
'cause, you know, you guys are kissing buddies.
Aw, man...
It was a couple of days ago.
She probably forgot about it by now, you know?
Like, yeah, it's... yeah, she probably forgot.
- How would she forget about it? - I almost forgot about it...
- Oh, boy, get ready. - Uh-oh.
Close the door. Close the door.
- -Guys... - Dude, we just got to keep it
from going crazy. It's gonna get loud.
We'll catch it in a blanket.
- What? - Whoa!
- Get down! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Stop letting it move!
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
How to unfold a napkin?!
- Who cares! - Fine!
And in no time in my life am I gonna be somewhere
- that even plays the foxtrot! - Close the door.
Yo, put it away, man.
Shh. Be quiet.
What the...?
Wait, I know you.
Hey. It's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, we're with Tuck.
Tuck Simms. You know? Remember you guys kissed?
- We what? - Yeah, what are you talking about, huh?
Why is my room destroyed?
Why are you filming this?
- And what is that? - Um, it's a...
it's a-a car muffler.
No. I want to know what that is.
It's actually a spaceship.
- Munch! - Sorry. Uh, well,
we-we were following maps, and it just happened
to lead here, so we were trying
to help our friend Echo... well, he's an alien
- Oh, God... - ...that we're trying to get him on a ship.
See, look, it used to have six symbols, but now it has three, so that means
we're almost there. Crazy, right?
Munch, will you shut up?
An alien came to Earth to give you guys maps?
- Nope. - No, no.
- You did not just see that. - Yeah, I did.
Yeah, she definitely saw it.
- Wait. - Whoa, whoa.
- Hey, I want to go. - Really? Sounds great.
What? No.
- Dude... - You're not part of our group,
so why don't you just go play
with your super rich friends...
That's kind of harsh...
...and your ball gowns and just go eat steak or something.
- What the hell? - Go, go, go.
Dang, dude, what was that upstairs?
- What are you talking about? - I've never seen you so mad.
Yeah, dude, you did kind of snap.
All right, let's just... don't talk about...
Nothing happened in there, all right?
You know, they say the girls you argue with
are the ones you like.
Don't go there, bro.
Tuck, it's over there.
Wait, it wants us to go to a bar?
Man, I say we climb in a window or find a door.
There's got to be another way.
Um, before-before we go...
I really need to get the pee out of my body.
- - Let's just hope the next place isn't a bank.
I can't believe you told that girl to get lost.
- You're so dramatic. - What about you?
You invented a whole kiss, didn't you?
Uh, first of all, for your info,
it's called aspirational thinking.
You're thinking it one moment, you're living it the next.
- How's that working out? - Oh, excuse me.
Go to the bikes.
Oh, God, oh, God.
- Why is the construction man... - Shut...
- Excuse me. - Aw...
Hey-
I know you guys.
You're the guys... you're from the construction site, right?
Uh, with the, uh, with the camera?
Whoa-ho, wait, wait.
Why aren't you guys at home right now?
You guys weren't riding your bikes out around the desert, were you?
- No, of course not. - Yes.
Uh, no.
That doesn't sound too... clear.
- Uh... - Thank God. There you are.
- What? Who-who are you?
Who am I?
Who am I? Exactly!
It's like I don't even know anymore.
My mom had to drag my dad from the bar... again!
- What? - He likes to go there
more than he likes to tuck in his own kids at night.
At least that's what my mom says.
What's she talking about?
That's her.
Eating a burrito.
She east when she's stressed.
I ask myself if that's gonna be me one day.
What do you think? Is it?
We make mistakes and we get married
and we go to bars.
And these... these are my only friends in the world,
- 'cause they see me Uh...
for who I really am.
That's your mom over there?
- Do you want to meet her? - No. No. No, no.
Just get home safe!
Told you guys I wanted to go.
What the...?
Okay, so this girl, man,
she'd been tailing us since her house,
spying on us like some creepy stalker.
- She'd overheard our whole plan. - She... she's crazy.
- I need the bag! - I think I like it.
Oh, boy, get ready.
All right, try to blend in. Look old.
That must've been some good fake l. D.'s.
What's up, baby face?
What are you doing in here, little man?
Oh, uh, I, uh...
- Are you Randy's kid? - Uh,
- yes, he is. - Um, y-yeah, yeah,
yeah, he's my dad... or mom.
- You know, dad. Mom. - Okay, dude, just go.
Hurry up.
Emma? Emma?
I was hanging out with this really pretty chick.
She's almost as pretty as you. I mean...
you're not pretty. I mean, you are pretty.
Come over here. Hop up on that stool.
Get him a Shirley Temple.
Oh, and one for his buddy here, too.
No, no, I'm all right. Seriously, I'm all right.
- Sure, you'll like it. - Sorry, I'm a... I'm allergic.
Oh, you're gonna love it.
- Uh, no, no. - You're gonna get one.
So, what happens next?
- Just give me back my bag. - No.
Give it. I'm serious. Give me the bag.
Why are you being mean to me?
- Here, honey. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Yeah.
Wow, a lot of people with beards
and mustaches in here, you know?
You don't understand. Whenever you get close
to the next piece, it goes crazy.
Oh, my God!
Whoa! Aah!
- Uh... - Are you kidding me?
Do you guys just go around town breaking stuff?
Just keep running! Go, go!
What was that?
I think the ship's trying to take off!
Whoa, whoa!
Are you seeing this?
This thing is flying a ship...
in your backpack?
I think he's getting better.
Oh.
So, you don't know how he crashed, or when,
or why he came here with a spaceship in the first place?
Look, he only answers yes or no... it's not that simple.
Is this how I talk to him?
So, you crashed.
Did someone cause you to crash?
Dude, what's she doing?
- I don't know. - Someone on Earth?
Do you think they're looking for you?
It's not those guys in trucks
from the convenience store, is it?
The construction man?
Those are the guys that shot you down?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
We got to take a step back.
This is way bigger and shadier than before, okay?
This is not good.
If those dudes are looking for Echo,
they're looking for us, you know?
Echo?
You need some help there, buddy?
Hey, it's okay. Shh.
Breathe like me, okay?
It's okay.
Dude, h-he'll be fine.
No. We're not leaving him.
My whole life, I've been left.
I know how it feels.
We're all he's got.
- Uh, left? - We could find a shortcut.
The map says up ahead.
This map's confusing. I was a mind ninja back there...
- So, what was it like kissing me? - Give me my camera.
Did your legs get all wobbly?
Was there soft music playing? Please remind me, Tuck.
I totally forgot.
- What was it like? - You're close.
Is this your first imaginary kiss?
The map says for us to go inside.
I'm confused.
- Huh? - Didn't you guys kiss?
Anyway, the point is,
Emma was being annoying... she kept walking off
with Echo like she owned him, and talking to him about
I don't know what, I don't even know.
You know what? Delete.
Man, are we sure there's no security guards or...
You know, that door wasn't even locked.
Hey, uh, guys, I was just thinking, you know,
I... haven't got to actually hold the, you know, the ship,
before we did the thing, so can I do it?
- You know, before it gets crazy? - Sure, but...
it's not a ship.
What? What are you talking about?
He told us it was a ship.
It's a key to your ship, right?
Well, if this is just the key,
where's the spaceship?
All right, Munch, put it down.
Okay, dude, no, I got it, I got it.
Okay, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you to put it down
- before you hurt both of us. - I need this, man.
That's weird.
- Does it know her? - I don't know. Munch!
Whoa!
You okay?
- Yeah. - What are you guys doing?
- Wow. - Um, she was gonna get hit
by the piece, so I-l saved her.
Hey! You four! Freeze!
- Run! - Which way?
- Tuck! - Stop right there! Stop!
Go, go! Hurry up!
Hold up, hold up! Did Alex get out?
Uh, I d... I don't know.
- We have to go back. - Uh...
- Come on, you guys. - Okay.
Look. Whoa, whoa. She's being stupid.
There's a guard in there, you know?
You can't just go running in, acting crazy.
We need a-a plan, or...
s... right?
Breaking and entering, destruction of property.
Those are felonies, kid.
Okay, Echo, I need your help.
Um, I need you to... do something.
I have a minor here; he's 13.
Caught him breaking in with his friends.
If you could send an officer down.
Stay put.
Hello?
Anybody there?
Hello?
Is anybody there?
...there... ls anybody there... there...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Alex. Alex.
- Wh-Where's Tuck? - We got to go.
- We should've gone back. - All right, you know what?
Calm down, because if people would've listened to me,
then Alex never would have gotten caught.
Didn't I say there would be security guards?
Alex! Dude!
You're all right! Are you all right?
Hey, Alex, we're good, man. All right?
- Buddy? - We're good, man?
Alex.
Come on, dude.
Alex!
We could've gone home, but we didn't.
- We were outside. - Turn off the camera.
Not till you admit you're acting mopey for no reason.
You're always freaking out if anyone's gonna leave you behind.
Do you know how expensive that is?
I'm glad I'm moving. You were never my friend.
- Is that right? Is that right? - Guys, guys,
- come on, just-just chill out. - Come on!
Have you lost your mind?
TUCK woke-every. I acted like I didn't know what I'd done.
But I knew exactly.
I know we're all tired and stuff, and hungry.
I saw this awesome diner. We can totally just go grab
- a bite to eat or something. - Real awesome, guys.
Real macho.
So, that's it?
The night's over?
Doesn't have to be.
Right?
Well, I mean, if it is,
uh, we could...
I don't know, I guess we can keep the mood going, yeah?
Or we can do it another time, right?
Good times, the continuation, part two.
Right?
Hmm.
You know what?
I'm gonna talk about Sandra.
Man, that girl used to beat the crap out of you.
Me, too.
We were both little, small and scrawny.
She was a big girl, and she knew it.
But then I had a growth spurt,
and you didn't, and I finally did something.
You remember that?
You told her I had polio.
Yeah, I told her that, and did she beat you up after that?
She still beat me up.
'Cause I-l always get your back, man.
I never let you down; I always get your back.
Most of the time.
Just when I'm not freaked out
about security guards, all right?
I'm sorry, man.
Are we good?
Yeah.
Dude.
Faster.
Sure are doing some traveling tonight.
My parents are in the bathroom.
Uh-huh.
Let it go.
What are you doing?
- Dude! Hey, what are you doing?! - Oh, God!
Don't grab our stuff like that!
- Stop! - Hey, give me the backpack!
- Who do you think you are? - The police have been instructed
to come and pick up these kids and take them home.
He can't just walk away.
What was it?
- The phone. - No, no, no!
- Munch! - Munch!
- Munch! Munch! - Munch!
Munch!
Oh, my... Munch!
This is not real, this is not real,
this is not real right now.
Don't let them see you.
Now!
Munch!
Do you see the truck?
Munch!
That guy is not a construction worker.
- It's Munch. - I need help, guys.
I really didn't think this through.
We're here, we're here. Are you hurt?
Can you guys hear me...?
- Are you okay? - Where are you, Munch?
We'll find you, all right? I promise.
I think I'm at the construction site.
- Come on, buddy. - Munch!
I can see the big lights
and up at those...
- the white trucks...
How far is your neighborhood?
It's way over an hour.
All right, I think I got a faster way.
Who wants to go to a party?
Are you sure he'll even be here?
Better be.
His girlfriend's throwing it.
I can't believe we're doing this.
Sophomores.
Hey, sweet party. Sweet jams.
Guys, what are we doing here? We can't be...
Just look for my brother. Look for his keys.
- Oh, my gosh, it's the cops. - Okay.
Oh, God, the keys, the keys.
I lost my keys.
I have a Porsche.
Marcus! Oh, not you, sorry.
I wasn't trying to stop the fun... I like it.
Whoa...!
Hi.
Uh, sorry to bother everyone.
Have you seen my brother, Marcus?
Tall guy? You seen his car keys?
- Uh, anyone? - Guys, the cops are here!
- What? - Yeah, the cops are here.
- Turn it down, turn it down. - Dude, stop...
No, I'm serious, the cops are here right now.
Alex! Alex!
We have to go now.
All right, just come on, come on.
We got to move.
Hurry, hurry.
We can't hide here.
Look, look, just stay here.
He's my brother; I'll find him.
Just... don't let the cops take the footage.
All right?
You live here, right?
The cops!
Marcus?
Marcus, we're here.
The party's shut down.
That's enough. Come on.
Oh, my God.
Tuck's gonna freak.
Uh, here, check his pockets.
- Yes. - Oh, yeah.
Cops are gone.
- Uh, Tuck, Tuck? - I have no idea where Marcus is.
Yeah.
Tell me you got that on tape?
My name is Reginald "Munch" Barrett.
This is my... kind of my final message.
To my best friends...
I love you, guys.
You're Googling it? Really?
Oh, come on, this is what the Internet is for.
Um, "step one, get a driver's license."
- Do we have one of those? - Oh, wow.
All right, am I good?
Stop! Stop!
All right, all right.
Dude, do you even know what you're doing?
No, I don't.
"Step two, be calm."
What are you doing?!
- Sorry, sorry. - Be calm is step two?
All right, all right, all right.
I got it, I got it.
Hold on a sec..
- Stop! - Tuck, Tuck, turn!
- Whoa! - Oh, I'm sorry about that.
- Uh... - Oh, my God.
We're good, we're good.
All right, I'm excited. Should I gun it?
- No, no, no, don't. - No, Tuck.
I need, I need music. Somebody just play some music.
All right.
- Oh, my! - Oh, my God.
Change it.
Everywhere we'd been that night,
shot by us like a rocket.
All we wanted was our friends back.
A'?
I'm gonna miss it here, man.
Yeah, me too.
Here we go.
I don't know about this.
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
That does not look like a freeway.
Get down.
Shh, Shh.
All right, so what's the plan?
I don't know. Get him out?
So, in other words, we don't have a plan.
Go, go, go.
I'm just gonna call Munch's phone
and see if his phone rings.
Wait a minute.
Dude, my camera's not a doorstop.
I hear his voice.
Shh.
I-l knew it was you guys
'cause I saw the same truck from my neighborhood.
Tell us the truth.
l-l had a lot of adrenaline rush,
and... I...
I didn't want the night to end.
And I... and it was the last night with Alex.
Oh, shit, Munch.
Stop crying and talk to us.
This is not good.
I'm not... I'm not crying!
What? Where is that?
We got to find him and get him out of there, man.
Just don't kill me!
Did he access your phones at all?
Were there others like it or was this the only one you found?
What are they doing?
Dude, they're breaking him!
Guys?
Guys, someone's coming. We should go.
Go, go.
- Hey, hey, hey! - Hey, construction man!
- Give me the camera. - Listen...
This is not your camera. Hey, guys, go!
- And find Munch! - Let go of me!
Get off of us, man, this isn't...
- My camera! - Let go.
Is that thing still on?
Okay, no more lies.
No more sneaking around.
No more cameras, understand?
Son, look at me.
Look at me.
Oh, I-l see better with my glasses on,
you know?
This signal has been transmitting
for a very long time, from a ship that we believe
is located right here in your neighborhood.
- What? - Wait, what's he talking about?
Six days ago,
an object entered our atmosphere
at 20,000 miles an hour,
on a direct course for that ship.
We shot it down.
What you found activates the ship,
and if that ship takes off, it could kill everyone.
He just wants to go home.
Okay, that will not happen.
He is far too valuable.
This is crazy, this is crazy.
So...
we are gonna follow this map
and you are gonna help us get that thing operational,
and it will lead us back to its ship,
and we will disable it permanently.
Am I clear?
Y-Yeah.
Good.
Check the doors, check the doors.
It's locked; it's not just locked.
They don't have a handle on it.
- Someone help! - Where are they taking us?
Hey, yo!
Let us out, man!
Someone!
Well, the sun's up.
Our parents are gonna find out.
I think we got bigger problems than our parents.
Where are we?
Let's go!
All right, everybody knows the drill.
Let's set it up.
- He's not moving. - Stop!
Can you see me?
Beep?
We're all here.
We're gonna get you home, all right?
We'll find a way.
Nichols, man, it's not there.
No.
Please, you have to work.
Just try.
Echo?
Don't!
Echo!
You can't go; you can't!
It's over.
Let's keep them quiet.
Come on, man. It's...
It's time to go.
What's happening?
What is that?
Here he goes.
Back up. Get ready.
Whoa.
Okay, now!
Where are we going?
Home! His ship's in Mulberry Woods.
Dude, go!
How do I drive?
Will you drive?!
Please drive! Just hurry up!
Alex, dude, you don't have your seat belt on!
- Just speed up! - Just go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
They're right there! You have to speed!
- I'm trying! - You're driving...!
- Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! - Tuck, you're gonna
get us killed!
- Where do I go? - Just go around them.
- No, hold on. - Don't go on the wrong side!
Dude, stop, stop!
- Oh! - What the...?
- Oh, my gosh. - Whoa, whoa!
Are you... Are you seeing this?
Thanks, buddy.
I need an Advil.
We can't afford this right now.
We really can't afford this right now.
Dude, look, there's a new map.
A what?
Here, here, give me the phones back.
I think that's his ship.
Whoa, that's a big ship.
Alex, I don't want to stress you out or anything,
but they're right there!
Oh, my God.
Alex, it's your morn.
- Don't answer it. - Why would I answer it?
- Betty? - Dude.
- Munch. - Betty?
Hi.
- Sorry about my tone last night. - Oh, I just thought
it would be nice to have the boys have a nice night
- together before we're all uprooted. - You're crying.
- Munch, it's your mom. - What?!
Look, look, look, look. Dude.
- You okay? - So, Janice, gotta go... on my jog.
Can we act like we never had this conversation?
Uh, uh, just come over this wall.
Are you up?
- Guys, they're here. - Jump.
- Move! - Faster!
They can't catch us in our own backyard.
Let's cut them off.
Munch, hurry UP!
- Okay, okay. - Munch!
Well, I don't jump walls very much, man!
Here, hold my camera.
Dude, come on, come on, come on.
- No, no, no, no, no! - Tuck, wait!
They're right behind us!
Come on, guys, we got to go, we got to go.
Let's go, right now.
It's down the hill. Come on, let's go!
Shh.
Go, go, go.
It says the ship is up ahead.
This is the way to your house, man.
- Go, go, go, guys! - Are your parents awake?
I think we...
I think we lost them.
Okay.
I don't... I don't get it.
I...
This is where the map ends.
Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship.
Maybe it's invisible.
What is it?
Wait, what-what's he talking about?
What do you want us to...
Dude, what? Whoa, whoa.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa, whoa... - Oh.
Everybody good?
What's down there?
Be careful, man.
What?
That's it.
Dude, it-it's underneath.
So this whole time...
That's why they want all our houses.
They were digging.
Yo, Alex, I know what you're thinking.
Alex!
Alex, man!
Th-The only way that thing can take off
is to come up out of the ground through us.
That's a really bad idea.
Dude, what are you doing?
This is not just about us anymore.
It's about other people now,
a whole community still asleep in their beds.
Let's just think this through first.
- I trust him. - Listen to us.
Alex! Alex! Alex!
Is this where we're supposed to be?
Make up a plan.
- No, we got to run. - What are you talking about?
- If the ship's right under... - We can't leave.
- I know we can't leave him. - What about Alex?
What about everyone up here that's gonna die?
Alex!
Dude, say something!
Oh, my God.
I left you behind once.
I'm not doing it again.
Hi, guys.
Whoa.
This...
this is in-insane.
So, um, beep.
Uh, um,
I don't really know how to say good-bye...
so I'm not gonna.
And, um...
Um...
You're my friend, you know?
Even when I'm old,
even when... even when you think I've forgotten...
I'm always gonna be there.
Do you feel that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Guys, we need to go now!
We have to go.
Bye.
Go, go, go!
Wait, wait, wait, my camera!
Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah. - Dude, are you all right?
- Everybody good? - Are you all right? Okay.
That was so close.
What the heck?
- Oh, my... - What the...?
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
Dude, this is amazing.
I think you're gonna want to get this.
Oh!
We did it, dude.
We did it.
Dude!
Did you see that?
Did you see...
- Wow. We did that! - You're like...
That's insane. We just did that!
That's... Look, come on.
Look, look, people want to know what happened.
If we told them what happened, they wouldn't believe us.
Guys,
it's morning.
Oh, crap, I gotta get home.
- My dad is gonna kill me. - I think I need a ride.
We should go because people, they'll start asking...
Hey, buddy... Did you guys feel that earthquake?
- Were you okay? - No, Mom, I'm fine.
- Let me see. - He's fine. Honey, he's fine.
Did no one just see the giant spaceship?!
- Oh, my God! - Yeah, a spaceship.
What just happened?!
Oh, oh, okay, okay.
I know it's been really hard lately,
- and we've all been really overwhelmed. - Just...
Why don't we... why don't we just go in and relax.
Maybe we can, um, go get that-that pizza we talked about.
- All right? Yeah. - Pizza?
- If we don't play along, - Yeah, his mom saw the ship.
- Nobody's gonna get it okay? - How could I play along?
- So just... - Yes, I'm sure.
I found them here at Alex's.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, no, no.
Actually, uh, we found him here.
I thought he was staying with you.
No, I was told they were at Munch's.
I'll call you back, babe.
Yeah, yeah, they were at my house.
We-we played this game where you play as a guy
with the soul of a dragon, and it had really good voices.
The voices were great, so...
Who's this?
That's Emma.
I'm, uh, he's my boyfriend.
I mean, friend who's a boy.
- Urn... - Awkward.
She's hot, right?
Knock it off, you.
Six hours later, Alex moved.
I just got grounded for, like, life.
Me, too.
Might as well move now.
Not gonna be seeing anyone for a while.
Yeah.
But this...
what really happened tonight...
no one knows but us.
Hey, Alex!
Time to go, buddy.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
You guys smell really bad.
Our last night together,
we did a lot.
A whole lot.
But there's some things we couldn't do.
Alex's parents had already bought a new home.
Most of the neighborhood had.
Munch's, too.
So, one by one,
people started to move.
My parents hadn't,
so we got to stay.
New people started moving in,
and Mulberry Wood started again,
but not the one that had my friends in it.
When you're a kid,
you think you're invisible.
You think you can't make a difference.
We're not kids anymore.
We know now...
that we can do anything.
Having a friend light-years away taught us
that distance is just a state of mind.
If you're best friends, then you always will be...
...no matter where you are in the universe.
♪ I see this life like a swingin' vine ♪
♪ Swing my heart across the line ♪
♪ In my face is flashin' signs ♪
♪ Seek it out and ye shall find ♪
♪ Old, but I'm not that old ♪
♪ Young, but I'm not that bold ♪
♪ I don't think the world is sold ♪
♪ I'm just doing what we're told ♪
♪ I feel something so right ♪
♪ At doing the wrong thing ♪
♪ I feel something so wrong ♪
♪ At doing the right thing ♪
♪ I could lie, could lie, could lie ♪
♪ Everything that kills me makes me feel alive ♪
♪ Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep ♪
♪ Dreaming about the things that we could be ♪
♪ But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard ♪
♪ Said, no more counting dollars ♪ ♪ We'll be counting stars ♪
♪ Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep ♪
♪ Dreaming about the things that we could be ♪
♪ But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard ♪
♪ Said, no more counting dollars ♪
♪ We'll be, we'll be, counting stars ♪
♪ Take that money ♪ ♪ Watch it burn ♪
♪ Sink in the river ♪ ♪' The lessons I learned ♪
♪ Take that money ♪ ♪ Watch it burn ♪
♪ Sink in the river ♪ ♪' The lessons I learned ♪
♪ Take that money ♪ ♪ Watch it burn ♪
♪ Sink in the river ♪ ♪' The lessons I learned ♪
♪ Take that money ♪ ♪ Watch it burn ♪
♪ Sink in the river ♪ ♪ The lessons I learned ♪
Guys, my just... my phone just...
You guys got to see this.