‎（冰岛 胡萨维克 1974年4月6日）
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‎(缅怀我们亲爱的母亲 ‎玛利亚甘纳斯多蒂尔)
‎你马上就会知道为什么 You'll see why in a minute.
‎这首歌叫…噢 是拿破仑啊 The song is called...Oh, and it's Napoleon.
‎拿破仑 难怪他们的歌叫《滑铁卢》 Napoleon. No wonder,their song is called...
‎埃里克 你儿子还好吧？ Erick, is your son OK?
‎他很想念他的母亲 He misses his mother.
‎瑞典阿巴乐队的《滑铁卢》 "Waterloo," by ABBA, for Sweden.
‎大家看好了 Watch this one.
‎大家别说话！是瑞典的乐队 Quiet everyone! It's Sweden.
My, myAt Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender
Oh, yeah
And I have met my destinyIn quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself
Waterloo, I was defeatedYou won the war
‎拉斯！坐下 拉斯！ Lars! Sit down Lars!
WaterlooPromise to love you for ever more
‎他以后也会在 ‎欧洲歌唱大赛上载歌载舞！ He is going to one day sing and dancein the Eurovision Song Contest!
‎那我宁愿死了 I'd rather be dead.
‎瞧！ Look!
‎小西格莉特在跳舞！ Little Sigrit is dancing!
‎她连话都还不会说！ She can't even speak!
‎拉斯！别丢人现眼了！ Lars! Stop making a fool of yourself!
‎别再笑我了！ Stop laughing at me!
‎总有一天 ‎我会在欧洲歌唱大赛上夺冠 One day, I shall winthe Eurovision Song Contest.
‎那时候你们就都不会笑我了 And none of you will laugh at me then.
‎（现在）
‎夜半醒来 Woke up at night
‎我听到阵阵琴声 I heard floating chords
‎它们引导我 They guided me
‎去到高原峡湾 To the highland fjords
‎云层之上 Above the clouds
‎山峰之巅 On a mountain peak
‎他坐在那里 There he sat
‎开始娓娓道来 And he began to speak
‎火山勇士 Volcano Man
‎他赢得了我融掉的心 He got my melting heart
‎火山保护者勇士 Volcanic protector man
‎永恒的英雄也必须拥有爱情 A timeless hero must love too
‎-火山勇士！ ‎-火山勇士！ - Volcano Man! - Volcano Man!
‎守卫家园 Guarding the land
‎这样的人 Such a man
‎火山保护者勇士 Volcanic protector man
‎永恒的英雄也必须拥有爱情 A timeless hero must love too
‎我爱你 And I love you
‎拉斯！ Lars!
‎可恶 -Goddamn it!
‎对不起 爸爸！ Sorry, Papa!
‎-拉斯？ ‎-嗯 -Lars?-Yes.
‎刚才真是太棒了 That was amazing.
‎虽然不是我们的最佳水平 ‎但也算是很不错了 I-- It is not our best,but it was very good.
‎或许我们参加欧洲歌唱大赛时 ‎就该唱这首歌 Perhaps it should be our songfor the Eurovision Song Contest.
‎不行 绝对不可 No, no, no. No way.
‎我们要唱《双份麻烦》 "Double Trouble" is the one.
‎好吧 但那首歌超级需要爆发力 -Yeah, it is super tremendous.-Mmm.
‎你今晚的歌声很有力量 Your singing was very powerful tonight.
‎-哇哦！ ‎-是的 -Wow!-Yes.
‎能量！ Eurgh!
‎-能量 对 ‎-能量 对… -Eurgh. Yeah.-Eurgh, yeah...
‎你干吗非要每次搞得家里断电？ What is it you don't understandabout electricity?
‎你好 西格莉特 Hello, Sigrit. Heh.
‎你好 Hello.
‎白痴 Idiot.
‎-但是 爸爸 不是那样 我得连上… ‎-行了 闭嘴 拉斯 -But Papa, no, I have to connect---Enough. Shut up. Shut up, Lars.
‎-但照明… ‎-闭嘴吧 - But the lighting---Shut up, shut up.
‎你干吗非要… What is it...
‎真是个暴脾气 What a grump.
‎-哇哦 ‎-是啊 哇哦 - Whoa.- Yeah, wow.
‎他超级生气 Super angry.
‎你从小时候起 ‎就被拉斯埃里克松下了咒 Since you were a baby, you've beenunder the spell of Lars Erickssong.
‎我知道 妈妈 我知道你不喜欢他 I know, Mama. I know you don't like him.
‎他在拖你的后腿 He's holding you back.
‎你忘了我小的时候不会说话的事了 What you forget, I was the little girlwho could not speak.
‎你当然会 你只是不愿意说话 You could. You just didn't want to.
‎对 直到拉斯教会我唱歌 Right, until Lars taught me how to sing.
‎是阿巴乐队 It was ABBA.
‎还有拉斯 And Lars.
‎但主要是阿巴乐队的功劳 But mostly ABBA.
‎还有 好吧 And, yeah.
‎听我说 西格莉特 Listen to me, Sigrit.
‎你知道我是这么认为的 You know I believe this.
‎你是一名真正的艺术家 You are a true artist,
‎但艺术不是凭空想象出来的 but art doesn't come from up here.
‎而是发自内心的感受 It comes from in here.
‎我们每个人只有在内心 ‎才能到达斯佩格之境 That is wherewe each can find the Speorg note,
‎我们真正的自我 the truest expression of ourselves.
‎但你跟拉斯埃里克松永远唱不出来的 But you will never sing itwith Lars Erickssong.
‎银行打电话了 The bank called.
‎我负担不起房子和渔船了 I can no longer afford the houseand my fishing boat.
‎我必须做出选择 I must choose.
‎渔船的事太遗憾了 Too bad about the boat.
‎它承载了很多美好的回忆 So many fond memories. Heh.
‎我靠打渔赚钱 I make money fishing.
‎我要把房子卖了 I'm selling the house.
‎可是… But, uh...
‎我住在那里… I live there...
‎跟你一起 with you.
‎你是个中年男人了 拉斯 You're a middle-aged man, Lars.
‎你得开始自立了 It's time for youto start living your life.
‎也该放弃自己儿时的梦想了 Time to move on from your childish dreams.
‎成为你母亲希望你成为的那种人 Be the man your mother wanted you to be.
‎她喜欢我待在家里 ‎所以她可能会不开心 She loved having me around the house,so she might not be happy.
‎（玛利亚甘纳斯多蒂尔）
‎他为何把我带来这里说这件事？ Why did he bring me hereto tell me that?
‎我看到你了哦 I see you.
‎-你来了 ‎-我来了 -There you are.-Here I am.
‎-嘿 我在看你 ‎-是我在看你 -Hey, I'm checking you out.-Oh. I'm checking you out.
‎-好吗？嗯 ‎-好啊 -Okay?
-Okay.-Yeah. Mmm.
‎-你爸还在生你的气吗？ ‎-他超级生气 -Is your dad still angry with you?-Oh, he's very angry.
‎而且他还要把房子卖了 把我赶出去 And he's selling the houseand kicking me out.
‎这是个不错的问题 对吧？ -It's a great question, right?
‎这个嘛 至少会是在 ‎我们美丽的胡萨维克 Well, at least it'll bein our beautiful Húsavík.
‎嗯 我想是的 Yeah, I guess so.
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎你不能那么做 拉斯埃里克松！ Oh, no, you don't, Lars Erickssong!
‎-不行 太迟了 奥拉夫 ‎-把罚单从我车上拿走 -No. It's too late, Olaf.-Take the ticket off my car.
‎太迟了 罚单一旦开出 就没办法撤销 It's too late.Once I fill out the ticket, it's too late.
‎这是什么？ What's this?
‎我和西格莉特今晚要去船长战舰表演 Sigrit and I are performingat the Captain's Galley tonight.
‎-对 ‎-你和你妹妹 -Yep.-Why are you and your sister
‎-为何要去船长战舰表演？ ‎-她或许不是我妹妹 -playing at the Captain's Galley?-She's probably not my sister.
‎我当然不是你妹妹 I'm definitely not your sister.
‎拉格纳洛夫顿森要退休了 Ragnar Loftonsson is retiring.
‎我不会去交这张罚单的 I'm not paying this ticket.
‎-但你今晚会去参加派对吧？ ‎-对 -But are you coming to the party tonight?- Yeah.
‎我今晚当然会去参加派对 Of course I'm coming to the party tonight.
‎不然在这种破地方还能做什么？ There's nothing else to doin this shit town!
‎我不会去交这张罚单的！ I'm not paying this ticket!
‎你父亲为你感到羞耻 Your father is ashamed of you.
‎-哇哦 ‎-好吧 - Whoa.- Okay.
‎-你这么说… ‎-可是 奥拉夫 我们知道你住哪 - That's---But, Olaf, we know where you live.
‎你迟早都得交罚单 You will ultimatelyhave to pay the ticket.
‎你父亲为你感到羞耻！ Your father is ashamed of you!
‎他说得对 He's right.
‎我父亲是为我感到羞耻 -My father is ashamed of me.
‎不 不是的 他说的不是真的！ No, he's not. That's not true.
‎不 就是真的 No, it is true.
‎你离开后 他死死盯着我 然后说 After you left, he looked medeep into the eyes and said,
‎“我为你感到羞耻” "I am ashamed of you."
‎-我不确定这话是否… ‎-然后 -Oh, I don't know if that's---And then,
‎他说：“你把一辈子都浪费在了 he said, "You have wasted your whole life
‎狗屁欧洲歌唱大赛上 on this one stupid ideaof the Eurovision Song Contest.
‎如今你都这么大了 ‎连个老婆都没讨到？ And now you're a grown man without a wife?
‎也没有孩子？ Without a child?
‎你的人生就是个笑话” -Your life is a joke."
‎-或许当时他喝醉了 ‎-没有 -Maybe he was drunk.-No.
‎他说：“你或许认为这是我醉酒之言 He said,"And you might think that I'm drunk,
‎但我清醒得很 -but I am dead sober."
‎而且我是很认真的” "And I'm very serious."
‎好吧 Right.
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feelLike a room without a roof
- Because I'm happy - Clap along if you feel
Like happiness is the truth
- Because I'm happy - Clap along if you know
What happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
‎我是拉斯 她是西格莉特 -I am Lars, this is Sigrit.
‎我们是火焰传说 We are Fire Saga.
‎鼓手斯特凡 -Whoo!-Stephan on the skins.
‎对 斯特凡今天刚开始长腋毛 Yes, Stephan just gothis first armpit hair today,
‎所以他超级兴奋 so he's pretty excited.
‎若大家包涵 ‎我们还准备了特殊的礼物 We have a special treat for youif you'll indulge us.
‎我们想为大家演奏我们今年 We'd love to play for you, our submission
‎参加欧洲歌唱大赛的竞选歌曲 for this year's Eurovision Song Contest.
‎不要！ No.
‎唱《呀呀叮咚》！ Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎唱《呀呀叮咚》！ - Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎-《呀呀叮咚》！ ‎-快唱！ - "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!-Play it!
‎《呀呀叮咚》 好吧 "Ja Ja Ding Dong," okay.
‎一、二、三、四 One, two, three, four...
‎当我感受到你温柔的抚摸 When I feel your gentle touch
‎天时地利人和 一切都为我们 And things are going our way
‎我想每时每刻都把爱倾注到你身上 I want to spill my love on you all day
‎每时每刻 All day
‎呀呀叮咚 Ja ja ding dong
‎叮咚！ Ding dong!
‎我对你的爱日益宽广 My love for youIs growing wide and long
‎呀呀叮咚 Ja ja ding dong
‎叮咚！ Ding dong!
‎在明白我们的状况后 我膨胀又爆裂 I swell and burst when I seeWhat we've become
‎拉斯？ Lars?
‎拉斯 Lars.
‎-我真是受不了了 ‎-我知道 - I can't handle this.-I know.
‎每次我想给他们展示真正的音乐 ‎他们都一笑置之 Every time I try to show themwhat real music is, they laugh.
‎《呀呀叮咚》？ "Ja Ja Ding Dong"?
‎我忍不了！好吗？ I can't take this shit! Okay?
‎-好 ‎-这就好比这么一大坨屎！ -Okay.-It's like this much shit!
‎-我知道！ ‎-我或许能承受这么小一坨 -I know!-I can maybe take this much shit,
‎但现在是好大一坨！ but it's up here!
‎-是很让人糟心！ ‎-可恶！ -It's a lot of shit!-Shit!
‎可恶！ Shit.
‎嘿 拉斯！ - Ooh.
Hey, Lars!
‎赶紧回来唱《呀呀叮咚》！ Get back in there right nowand play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎不要 我们今晚不唱了 No, we are done for tonight.
‎你必须唱！ You have to play it!
‎我为何必须要唱？我已经唱过了 Why do I have to play it?I already played it.
‎我不在乎！你得再唱一遍！ I don't care! You have to play it again!
‎告诉我 你什么时候能听够？ Tell me,when will it be enough for you?
‎我永远听不够！ It will never be enough!
‎我只想听《呀呀叮咚》！ I only want to hear "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎好吧 我唱 Fine, I'll play it. I'll play it.
‎我们得休息一下 We're having a break.
‎好 All right.
‎嘿 各位 他要唱《呀呀叮咚》了！ Hey, guys,he's going to play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎只有这首歌能让他开心 -It's the only thing that makes him happy.
‎我去唱了 I'm going to play it.
‎但我唱的时候会让他滚蛋 所以… But I'm going to tell himto eff off during the song, so...
‎我去了嘎赫恩熔岩平原 ‎祈求精灵帮助我们 I went to the Gálgahraun lava fieldto ask the elves to help us.
‎-精灵？ ‎-听我说完 -Elves?-Hear me out.
‎-等一下 ‎-不要 -Hold on.-No.
‎-又是精灵？ ‎-别这样 -Elves again?-Don't do it.
‎你知道我跟精灵毫无关系 You know I have nothing to do with elves.
‎拉斯 你给我闭嘴 ‎不然精灵会把你的嘴巴合上！ Lars, shut your mouthor the elves will shut it for you!
I, uh--
‎拜托 西格莉特 世间根本没有精灵 Please, elves don't exist, Sigrit.
‎你是要杀死我！ You're killing me.
‎快把这话收回去 Take it back.
‎收不回去啊 I can't take it back.
‎-你必须收回去 ‎-听着 精灵不会帮我们 -You have to take it back.-Look, it's not going to be elves
‎进入今年的歌唱大赛 that get us into the song contestthis year.
‎能帮到我们的只会是完美的歌曲 It's going to be the perfect song.
‎还有精灵 Plus elves.
Unless I'm looking in the mirror
‎她全名是卡蒂亚娜林斯多蒂尔 ‎但一般只称自己卡蒂亚娜 Her name is Katiana Lindsdóttir butshe goes simply by the name of Katiana.
‎卡蒂亚娜要什么有什么 - Katiana is the whole package...
‎美貌、嗓音和优秀的歌曲 ..the beauty, the voice, great song...
‎她英语说得很好 ..her English is perfect.
‎而且她还是凯夫拉维克人 And she's from Keflavik.
‎（卡蒂亚娜林斯多蒂尔 ‎冰岛 凯夫拉维克） In the mirror
Unless I'm looking in the mirror
‎那个… Well...
‎我不想夸大其词 但我认为 without being dramatic,I think it may be the best
‎在冰岛歌唱大赛的历史上 audition tape we've ever had
‎这或许是我们收到的最棒的样带了 in the historyof the Icelandic Song Contest.
‎哇哦 她就是个天使 Wow, she's an angel.
‎好激动哦！ This is exciting!
‎自打欧洲歌唱大赛成立60年来 Iceland could winthe Eurovision Song Contest
‎冰岛有可能首次摘得桂冠 for the first timein its sixty-year history.
‎大家能想象吗？ -Can you imagine?
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
‎-怎么了 维克多？ ‎-要是她赢了… -What's wrong, Victor?- If she won...
‎那我们就得举办下一年的歌唱大赛 that means that we then host the contestfor the next year.
‎对 没错 Ah, yes.
‎欧洲歌唱大赛冠军的祖国 ‎将承办下一年的大赛 The winner of the Eurovision Song Contesthosts the following year.
‎对 没错 维克多 Yes, you're right, Victor.
‎或许可以在凯夫拉维克办 Maybe it could be in Keflavik.
‎当然 Oh, sure.
‎-这主意妙极了 ‎-谢谢 -Fantastic idea.- Thank you.
‎但或许凯夫拉维克 But perhaps, Keflavik,
‎这个只有15000人的小镇 并没有接待 a town of 15,000 people,lacks the infrastructure to host
‎42个国家和超过50万人口的基础设施 42 countries and overhalf a million people.
‎我担心承办大赛会导致整个国家破产 I'm afraid the cost of hostingwill bankrupt the whole country.
‎什么？ - What?
‎我们干吗要听他的？ And why should we listen to him? Huh?
‎这个国家聪颖的财政人才 The brilliant financial menof this country
‎早在10年前就差点毁掉这个国家 nearly ruined us ten years ago.
‎-安娜 别说了 ‎-你也是其中一个… - Anna, Anna, enough.- You were one of them...
‎维克多 Victor...
‎我们的职责 ‎是为全冰岛的最高利益着想 it is our job to think of the greater goodfor all of Iceland.
‎如果卡蒂亚娜在冰岛歌唱大赛中夺冠 If Katiana winsthe Icelandic Song Contest,
‎我们就有机会在欧洲歌唱大赛上夺冠 we have a real chanceof winning Eurovision.
‎我们必须抓住机会！ -And we must take it.
‎我们必须抓住机会 We must take it. We must take it!
‎但… It's, uh...
‎对 但只有一个问题 Yeah, there's just one, uh, problem.
‎我们只有11名表演者 但规定是12名 We only have 11 acts,but the rules say we need 12.
‎对 你的话很有道理 Yeah, that's a good point. Um...
‎能把这盒子递给约恩吗？ Would you pass this down to Jorn?
‎随便挑一个吧 Pick one.
‎-什么？ ‎-这样公平吗？ -What?-Is that fair?
‎拜托 我们都知道 ‎卡蒂亚娜会赢 对吧？ Come on. We all know that Katianais going to win this, right?
‎-对 ‎-是啊 那就随便选一个吧 -Yes.-Yeah, so pick one.
‎上面写着… It says...
‎老天！西格莉特！ Oh, my God! Sigrit!
‎老天！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
‎我有重大消息宣布！ I have big news!
‎我们成功了！西格莉特！ We did it! Sigrit!
‎我有重大消息宣布！ I've got big news!
‎让船都靠岸！ Bring in the boats!
‎所有人必须听我宣布消息！ Everyone must hear this!
‎准备好了 胡萨维克！ Get ready, Húsavík!
‎嗯 我听到了 Yeah, I heard.
‎我马上过去 I'm on my way.
‎火焰传说入围了！ Fire Saga is in!
‎你肯定为此事感到无比兴奋 拉斯 I'm sure it's very exciting for you, Lars,
‎但你必须知道警铃 ‎只能在生死攸关的时刻被敲响 but you must know that the emergencysignal is for life or death situations.
‎我认为这个镇子也没几口气了 And I could argue that this townis near death,
‎而我入围歌唱大赛 and my entrance into the song contestis the last chance
‎-是我们这个小镇活下去的最后机会 ‎-别这么说 we, as a town, have to be alive.
‎拉斯 我一直都觉得你是个怪人 -Don't.-I always thought you were weird, Lars.
‎我哥哥跟你一起上的学 ‎他跟我说你是怪胎 My older brother went to school with youand he told me you were weird.
‎你哥哥当年还倒着骑马去上学呢 Your older brother rode a horsebackwards to school.
‎所以… So...
‎西格莉特 Sigrit.
‎你相信吗？ Can you believe it?
‎是真的吗？ It's true?
‎信就在我口袋里 I have the letter in my pocket.
‎信就在我口袋里！ I have the letter in my pocket!
‎-阿纳尔 放了他吧 ‎-他违法了 -Arnar, let him go.-He broke the law.
‎拜托 老兄 Come on, guy.
‎别叫我“老兄” Don't you call me guy.
‎你真是油盐不进 You're being, like, really uncool.
‎不 拉斯才更是油盐不进 No, no. No, no, no.Lars is way more uncool.
‎他参加歌唱大赛永远不会赢的 He will never win at singing.
‎你纯粹是在这白痴身上浪费时间！ You're throwing your life awayon that idiot!
‎全镇的人都认为你既然聪明又漂亮 The whole town thinks so.
You are smart and pretty.
‎你应该跟一个好男人在一起 ‎比如说阿纳尔 You should be with a good man, like Arnar.
‎不 No.
‎我不在乎别人怎么想 Well, I don't care what people think
‎求你放了他吧 阿纳尔 and I would like you to let him go,please, Arnar.
‎你潇洒一点嘛 Just be cool.
‎潇洒？ Be cool?
‎潇洒一点 放了他吧 Just be cool. Let him go.
‎你们好 我的精灵朋友们 Good day, my elf friends.
‎我给你们做了一些饼干 I made you some biscuits.
‎还给你们带了妈妈的威士忌 And I brought you some of Mama's whiskey.
‎以诚挚地感谢你们 ‎让我们入围歌唱大赛 Just to say thank you so muchfor getting us into the contest.
‎你们应该看看拉斯的表情的 You should have seen Lars' face. Oh!It was priceless. He is so happy.
‎简直是无价之宝！他超级开心
‎还有 And so...
‎我在想 如果… I was just wondering if, um...
‎如果不是太麻烦的话 或许 maybe, if it's not too much trouble,
‎你们可以帮我们入围欧洲歌唱大赛？ you could help us get into Eurovision?
‎我知道这要求很过分 ‎你们已经帮了我们很多 I know it's a lot to ask,and you've already helped us so much,
‎但… but...
‎那个… well...
‎这是他唯一的梦想 it's his one true dream.
‎我觉得他的梦想要是实现了… And I think if it could come true,
‎我很肯定我们就终于能在一起了 well, I'm pretty sure we couldfinally be together.
‎好了 Okay.
Oh! Oh, oh, oh.
‎还有一件事 Um, one more thing.
‎如果我们能有个孩子 那也蛮不错的 Uh, I thought it might be cool, too,if we had a baby.
‎但我们下次再聊这件事吧 But, uh...we can talk about that next time.
‎好了 再见 Okay. Bye-bye.
‎-行李箱里有很多演出服 所以… ‎好 -I have a lot of costumes in here, so...-Yeah.
‎别…嘿 Don't-- Hey.
‎斯特凡 你过来一下 Stephan, come here.
‎听着 So, uh... listen.
‎我有个坏消息告诉你 A little bit of bad news.
‎你不能去雷克雅未克 Uh, you're not going to Reykjavik.
‎而且 你还得上学 那样会很难 Plus, you have school, it'd be tough.
‎嘿 做音乐相当难的 Hey, music, it's a tough biz.
‎没事啦 It's okay.
‎我朋友认为歌唱大赛是给废物举办的 My friends think the song contestis for losers,
‎而且这节目一定会烂到极致 and it's going to be an epic shitshow.
Oh.
‎祝你好运 Good luck.
‎好的 谢谢你 Okay. Yeah, thank you.
‎-我们会想你的 好吗？ ‎-好 -We'll miss you. All right?-Okay.
‎-好了 就这样吧 ‎-好了 我们走了 -All right. Okay.-All right. Here we go.
‎火焰传说必胜无疑！ Fire Saga for the win!
‎耶！ Yeah!
‎-再见 ‎-再见 -Bye.-Bye.
‎（冰岛 雷克雅未克）
‎晚上好 欢迎收看第43届 ‎冰岛歌唱大赛 Good evening and welcometo the 43rd Icelandic Song Contest.
‎我们在雷克雅未克市中心 We are coming to you live
‎为大家带来现场直播 -in downtown Reykjavik.
‎今晚这里聚集了冰岛最优秀的歌手 Tonight, we have gatheredthe finest Iceland has to offer.
‎冰岛12强选手 其中一位幸运儿… Twelve best in Iceland,and one of these lucky...
‎-拉斯？ ‎-嗯 -Lars?-Yeah.
‎这比赛太盛大了 This is too much.
‎这不算什么 This is nothing.
‎欧洲歌唱大赛才是重头戏 ‎这跟那比起来简直就是垃圾 Eurovision is the big time.This is crap compared to Euro.
‎-哇哦 ‎-你看看 -Wow.-Read that.
‎是什么？ What is it?
‎是邀请所有选手今晚 ‎去船上参加派对的邀请函 It's an invite to a party tonighton a boat for all the contestants.
‎船上派对？ -A boat party?-Mmm.
‎-肯定会很好玩 ‎-对 船上派对 -That would be fun.-Yes, a boat party.
‎但今晚派对上的人 ‎不见得都会是好心情 But not everyone will be in a good moodtonight at the party.
‎我们当然会是好心情 ‎等我们获胜的时候 Surely we will, when we win.
‎对 提醒我一下 拉斯 ‎我们什么时候上台？ Yeah. Remind me, Lars, when do we go on?
‎-就在卡蒂亚娜之后 ‎-我的天 卡蒂亚娜 -Right after Katiana.-Oh, my God. Katiana.
‎我好紧张 拉斯 I am so nervous, Lars.
‎真希望我能用冰岛语唱 ‎我知道那样我能冷静下来 I wish I could sing in Icelandic,I know it would calm me.
‎西格莉特 你知道冰岛语歌曲 ‎绝对不会在欧洲歌唱大赛上夺冠 Sigrit, you know that a song in Icelandicwould never win Eurovision Song Contest.
‎对 我当然知道 我太傻了 ‎但我真的好紧张 Yes, I know, I know, I'm being silly.But I'm just... I'm just anxious.
‎-拉斯 ‎-嗯 -Lars.-Hmm.
‎你真的要… It's really a...
‎梦想成真了 dream come true.
Huh?
‎-对 我知道 ‎-对 -Yes. No, I know.-Yeah.
‎噢 Oh.
‎你在做什么？ What are you doing?
‎我希望我的小鸡鸡看起来大一点 I just want my ding dong to look biggerthan what is really there.
‎你好聪明 -Smart.-Mmm.
‎那我是不是也该 ‎让自己的大腿根出出彩？ Should I draw attentionto my groin area as well?
‎行啊 没问题 Now you get it. Yeah.
‎这一招永远不过时 - Okay.-It's never out of style.
‎-对 还挺不错吧？ ‎-看起来相当好 -Yeah.-That looks good.
Pretty good, huh?
‎有请今晚的第一位表演者 And now, the first act tonight.
‎21世纪的维京人 21st Century Viking.
I’m growing coldLike the wind from the north
Try to say somethingSurprises me more
I know you keep telling yourselfThat it's worth it
But I see in your eyesThat you know it ain't workin'
You're too brand new
And its costs are great too
‎嘿 埃里克 Hey, Erick.
‎埃里克 比赛开始了 Erick, it's started.
‎-什么？ ‎-你儿子何时出场？ -What?-When does your son go up?
‎我怎么会知道？ How the hell should I know?
‎你一点都不关心吗？ Don't you care? I mean--
‎他可是你亲生儿子 He's-- He's your own son.
‎把电视关了 Turn it off.
‎把电视关了 -Turn it off.
I know you'll be there
All of my days
Saying la di daDi da, di da, di da
‎够了 Enough.
‎别再丢人现眼了 你只会出丑 Stop making a fool of yourself.You're going to look ridiculous.
‎所有冰岛人都会嘲笑你 All of Iceland will laugh at you.
‎我去检查一下灯光 I'm going to go, uh,check on our lighting.
‎好 Okay.
Unless I'm lookin' in the mirror
Why does it feel
Like I'm the loneliest girlIn the world
‎嘿 各位 - Like I'm the loneliest, onliest girl? -Hey, guys.
‎你怎么在这里？ - In the world, yeah -What are you doing here?
‎我想着或许我们能过一遍 ‎我们表演时的灯光暗示 Just thought maybe we couldgo over the lighting cues for our act.
‎火焰传说 Uh, Fire Saga.
‎-你疯了吗？ ‎-没有 -Are you crazy?-No.
‎-她唱完后就该你上场了 ‎-什么？ -You know you're on right after this.-What?
Unless I'm lookin' in the mirror
‎不 No.
...in the mirror
‎-她肯定会拿冠军 ‎-对 埃里克 -She will win this, for sure.-Oh, yeah. Erick.
‎你儿子下一个出场 Your son is up next.
‎好了 Okay. Okay.
‎-你得上去了 ‎-不行 -You have to go now.-No. No!
‎拉斯 拜托 你能让他们等等吗？ Lars. Please, can you make them wait?
‎-这是直播 你必须上台了 ‎-不行 我不能上台 -It's live television. You have to go on.-No, I can't. I can't, I can't!
‎去吧！ -Go! Go!
‎不要！ No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
‎我是火焰传说乐队的！ I'm in Fire Saga.
‎一眼看到你 I saw you and then
‎我所有的夜晚变成了清晨 All of my nights turned morning
‎你转过身 - You turned 'round
‎我突然找到了自己的光辉 And I suddenly found my glory
‎-借过一下 ‎-小心点 老兄！ -Coming through.-Whoa, easy, man!
‎请让一下 Please move. Please move.
‎对 这玩意是真的 Yes, it's real.
‎嘿 宝贝 当你看着我时 - Hey, baby, when you look at me -Wait!
‎我知道自己今晚会有双份麻烦 I know I'm in double trouble tonight
‎-嘿 宝贝 你不肯跟我说话？ ‎-停下 能重新开始吗？ - Hey, baby, won't you talk to me? -Stop. Can we go back?
‎能不能停止演出？ Stop the show, please?
‎我今晚会有双份麻烦 I'm in double trouble tonight
‎让我看到你的爱 Show me your love
‎把你的爱给我 Give me your love
‎这么严重的错误 ‎为何让人觉得理所当然？ How could something so wrongFeel so right?
‎高空之上 Straight from above
‎最洁白的鸽子 The whitest dove
‎我今晚会有双份麻烦 I'm in double trouble tonight
‎拉斯！ Lars!
‎能赶紧插广告吗？ Can we go to commercial, please?
‎要不然重新开始？ Maybe a fresh start?
‎拜托别笑了 Stop laughing, please.
‎不要！ No.
‎不 Oh, no.
‎拉斯 - Lars.
‎-拉斯 ‎-你好 我是拉斯 -Lars.-Hi, I'm Lars.
‎嗯 Yeah.
‎噢 西格莉特 Oh, Sigrit.
‎-嗨 ‎-嗨 -Hi.-Hi.
‎我毁了咱们俩 I ruined it for both of us.
‎你都没去成船上派对 And you didn't even get to goto the boat party.
‎所有的参赛选手都在上面 Everyone from the contest is out there.
‎除了你之外 Everyone but you.
‎你为何要陪着我？ Why do you stand by me?
‎因为你是个梦想家 Because you are a dreamer.
‎我的梦想家 My dreamer.
‎每次我想要放弃 Whenever I feel like giving up,
‎你都给与我希望 拉斯 you give me hope, Lars.
‎你总是勇往直前 You always keep going.
‎西格莉特… Sigrit...
‎自打我们小时候起… ever since we were children...
‎对 Yes.
‎我也是 Me, too.
- Ew!
‎老天！ Oh, God.
Ugh!
‎是卡蒂亚娜的胳膊！ It's Katiana!
‎-对 ‎-不是吧！ - Yes.- No!
‎那些人好可怜！ All those people.
‎冰岛最优秀的艺术家 ‎他们全都死了！ Iceland's greatest artists all gone!
‎西格莉特… Sigrit...
‎你说得对 you're right.
‎所有人都死了 Everyone is gone.
‎你是不是吓坏了？ Are you in shock?
‎他们都不能参加比赛了 They're all out of the contest.
‎精灵这次发力过猛了 The elves went too far.
‎太好了 简直令人难以置信！ It's too good to be true!
‎-噢！ ‎-我们入围了！ -Oh!-We're in!
‎-我们入围决赛了！ ‎-什么？ -We're in the winner's circle!-What?
‎我们入围决赛了！ We're in the winner's circle!
‎-我们入围了！ ‎-我们入围了！ -We're in.-We're in.
‎-我们入围了！ ‎-我们入围了！ -We're in!-We're in! We're in!
‎噢 但我真心为船上那些人感到难过 Oh, but I feel really badabout the people on the boat.
‎噢 我也是 Oh, me too.
‎我知道 这是个天大的悲剧 I know, it's a great tragedy.
‎我们入围了？ -We're in?
‎但我们入围了 But we're in?
‎我好难过 I'm so sad.
‎-好难过 ‎-太难过了 我感觉很… -So sad.-So, so sad. I feel so...
‎真是个惨痛的悲剧 It's a terrible tragedy.
‎但规定就是规定 The rules are the rules.
‎只能让火焰传说顶上了 Fire Saga is the runner-up.
‎如果你让那两个怪胎 ‎去参加欧洲歌唱大赛 If you send those two freaksto the Eurovision Song Contest,
‎-全世界的人都会嘲笑冰岛 ‎-安娜 我知道 -the whole world will laugh at Iceland.-Anna, I know this.
‎他们是很烂 They're horrible.
‎烂到家的那种 Terrible.
‎烂到极致 So bad.
‎-烂到不能再烂了 ‎-对 -So, so, so, so, so, so... bad.-Yes.
‎但我们也只有他们了 But they're all we have left.
‎所以我们入围了？ So we're in?
‎是吗？ Yeah?
‎（欧洲歌唱大赛承办城市）
‎（苏格兰 爱丁堡）
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎再见 Bye-bye.
‎-我的老天爷 ‎-哇哦 -Oh, my goodness.-Wow.
Oh!
‎好奢侈！ It's so luxurious.
‎-真豪华 是为我们准备的吗？ ‎-简直是顶级配置 -It's so swish. For us?-This is world class.
‎西格莉特！ Sigrit.
Whoo!
‎我的天 -Oh, my God.
‎噢 怡泉汽水！ Oh, Schweppes!
‎好多怡泉汽水啊！ So many Schweppes!
‎放床下 藏到床下面 Under the bed. Hide it under the bed.
‎我们就是来参加欧洲歌唱大赛的 Just here for Eurovision.
‎我们是火焰传说 我们是个乐队 We are Fire Saga. We are a band.
-Okay...
‎真是太好玩了 That was so fun.
‎对 还有更多好玩的呢 Yeah, there comes some more fun.
‎我们尽情玩吧 -Let the fun out.
‎我看到你了哦 I see you.
‎-你来了 ‎-我来了 - There you are.- Here I am.
‎-我在看你 ‎-是我在看你 -I'm checking you out.-I'm checking you out.
‎真是难以置信 拉斯 I can hardly believe it, Lars.
‎我从未想过我们会离开胡萨维克 ‎结果现在… I never thought we'd leave Húsavík,and now...
‎瞧瞧我们 look at us.
‎-我…不行 ‎-不行？ -I... nah.-Ah... Nah?
‎不行 Nah.
‎-什么？ ‎-是的 -Wha--?-Yeah.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎我们不能这样 我们得考虑音乐的事 We can't.We have to think about the music.
‎-噢 对哦 ‎-是吧？ -Oh, yes.-Right?
‎但我们可以音乐和爱情两手抓 But we can make music and love.
‎不 我们不能这样 -No, we can't.-Mmm.
‎-真的吗？ ‎-只是… -Really?-Just...
‎不行 爱情会毁掉乐队 No. Romance, it ruins the bands.
‎你想想看 Think about it.
‎佛利伍麦克 对吧？ Fleetwood Mac, right?
‎阿巴乐队、波斯特马龙 ABBA, Post Malone,
‎“色”蒙和加芬克尔 Semen and Garfunkel.
‎-对 我都忘了“色”蒙和加芬克尔了 ‎-我知道 -Yeah, I forgot about Semen and Garfunkel.-I know.
‎哇哦 Wow.
‎-这是个让人大失所望的消息 ‎-不 -This is very disappointing news.-No.
‎不 听着 No, no, listen.
‎我们只差一步就能实现梦想了 We are so close to realizing our dream.
‎差一步就要赢了 So close to winning.
‎这多让人兴奋啊 Well, it's exciting.
‎-是啊 ‎-是 -Yeah.-Yeah.
‎-好 ‎-对 -Okay.-All right.
‎好吧 你说得对 Okay, you're right. Yes.
‎我们应该专心做音乐 还有… We should concentrate on the music and--
‎-对 ‎-所以我们现在好好做音乐 -Yes.-So we'll do that for now.
‎对 Yes.
‎-打扰了 ‎-嗯 -Excuse me.-Yes?
‎-有人吗？ ‎-没人在家 -Hello?-Oh, no one's home.
‎有人吗？ Hello?
‎有你的电话 I have a telephone call for you.
‎-好吧 ‎-是赢家市长打来的 -Okay.-It's from the Mayor of Winning.
‎他想跟你说几句话 He wants to say something to you.
‎喂 赢家市长？ Yes, Mayor of Winning?
‎“喂 西格莉特？ "Hello, Sigrit?
‎你会赢的” You're going to win."
‎电话打得怎么样？ Oh, how was your phone call?
‎还不错吗？ Was it good?
‎-对 很不错 对吧？ ‎-嗯 相当不错 -Yeah, good call. Okay?-Yeah. It was pretty good.
‎（欧洲歌唱大赛）
‎女士们先生们 ‎欢迎来到欧洲歌唱大赛 Ladies and gentlemen, welcometo the Eurovision Song Contest.
‎我从未用过这么高的杯子 I've never held a glass this tall before.
‎我知道 I know.
‎-干杯 ‎-祝大家好运 -Cheers.- Good luck, everyone.
‎好了 做好准备 俄罗斯选手 Okay, and standby, Russia.
‎三、二、一… In three, two, one.
‎爱情啊 Love...
‎无数的人想驯服我 但我仍自在漫游 Thousands tried to tame meBut I roam free
‎直到我看到了你 你也看到了我 Until I saw you and you saw me
‎外面的世界危险重重 ‎一定要紧紧抓牢我 It's a jungle out thereSo hold on tight
‎拉斯 他的嗓音 太好听了 Lars, that voice. It's incredible.
‎那是俄罗斯选手 亚历山大莱姆托夫 The Russian. Alexander Lemtov.
‎他是热门人选 He's one of the favorites.
‎对 我看得出来为何 Oh, yes, I can see why.
‎永永远远 不休不止 And on and on and on and on
‎我们在一起吧 Let's get together
‎我是狮子爱人 I'm a lion lover
‎我为爱情狩猎 And I hunt for love
‎在大草原上 我会让你升起到 On the savannaI will make you rise up
‎高空之上 To the sky above
‎当我咆哮时 And when I roar
‎你会知道我完事了 You'll know I'm done
‎狮子之爱 ...of love
‎狮子之爱 Lion of love
‎-冰岛选手？ ‎-对 -Iceland?-Yes.
‎-好的 接下来是你们 ‎-好 -Okay, you're up next.-Okay.
‎-谢谢 俄罗斯选手 清场 ‎-请快点 Thank you, Russia.Please clear the stage.
‎我们时间不多 所以…注意脚下 We don't have much time, so--Watch your step.
‎好的 这里就是舞台 Okay, this is the stage.
‎你们的标记就在这里 所以请… Your mark is just here,so please... Thank you.
‎西格莉特 我们到这里了 Sigrit, we have arrived.
‎是啊 Yeah.
‎冰岛选手！ Iceland...
‎可以进行第一次技术排练了吗？ are you ready for your firsttechnical run-through?
‎差不多了 你们能再稍等一下吗？ Uh... Almost.Can you give us one second, please?
‎-西格莉特 ‎-嗯 -Sigrit.-Yes.
‎我给你准备了一个惊喜 I have a surprise for you.
Ooh...
‎好了 给拉斯钓上威亚 Okay, we're going to need to get Larshooked up to his wire.
‎轮子还在建造中 应该还需要几天 The wheel's still being built.Should be a few more days. Um...
‎-西格莉特 你看起来好美 ‎-嗯 -Sigrit. You look like a tooth.-Yes.
‎跟我来 好 那么… Come forward with me. Okay, so...
‎你要站在正中间 ‎就在电子风扇后面3米处 You are going to be center front,about ten behind the e-fan.
‎请标记好这个位置！ Mark that spot, please!
‎好了 拉斯 你还好吧 我的小香肠？ Okay.Lars, are you good, my little sausage?
‎好得不得了 凯文斯旺 So good, Kevin Swain.
‎冰岛选手准备好了吗？ Is Iceland ready?
‎-开始吧！ ‎-拉斯 怎么… -Go for it!-Lars, what--
‎那可是凯文斯旺 That was Kevin Swain.
‎很不可思议吧？ Crazy, right?
‎哪个凯文？ Kevin who?
‎你就站在凯文斯旺旁边 You were standing next to Kevin Swain.
‎他是创意组的总监 ‎冰岛雇他来助我们夺冠 He heads the creative teamthat Iceland hired to help us win.
-Uh...
‎好吧 嗨 Okay, hi.
I saw you and then
All of my nights turned morning
You turned 'round
Ooh!
And I suddenly found my glory
- Sometimes I pinch myself
'Cause I don't know
- Am I dreaming now?
I wanna stop the clocks
- And hold you close -Okay.
But I don't know how
‎一、二、三、四、五、六… - Hey, baby, when you look at me -One, two, three and four...
‎来嘛 西格莉特 怎么了？ ‎你在做什么 西格莉特？来啊 Come on, Sigrit. What?What are you doing, Sigrit? Come on.
Uh... I...
‎对不起 I'm sorry. I--
‎暂停一下 Hold it there a moment.
‎你的腿有毛病吗？你是不是脚疼？ Do you have a sickness in your legs?Are your feet very sad?
You...
‎你是想要我跳舞或是… Do you want me to dance or...
‎那就太好了 当然 Oh! I'd love it. I would.
‎我能说句话吗？西格莉特很棒 Can I just say one thing?Sigrit is very good.
‎她很快就能适应 她最优秀了 She'll pick this up right away.She's the best.
‎我知道 我也相信 我太信了 I know it. I believe it.I believe it so much.
‎瞧瞧你 ‎你看起来就像超大一袋… Look at you.You're a stunning big piece of rice...
‎-妮娜 瞧瞧我在做什么 ‎-…等着我蒸的大米 -Nina, look what I'm doing here.-...I'm gonna boil.
‎打住 因为你知道 ‎我一定会被你深深打动 Stop it, because you knowyou're gonna make me now.
‎-开始吧 ‎-好 -Here we go.-Yeah.
‎-拉斯 我能跟你说件事吗？ ‎-好 -Lars, can I tell you something?-Yeah.
‎-我喜欢你的状态 ‎-非常感谢 -I love what you're doing.-Thank you so much.
‎好了 快乐的时刻、高兴的双脚 ‎把它们抬起来 Okay. Happy times,cheery feet, pick them up.
‎一切都在顺利进行中 Everything's really coming together.
‎好极了 拉斯 加油 各位 非常好 Wonderful, Lars.Come on, everyone. Very good point.
‎尼尔斯！ Neils.
‎嘿 维克多！ -Hey, Victor.-Uh...
‎约恩 安娜 -Jorn, Anna.-Hi.
‎-你好 维克多 ‎-怎么样？ -Hello, Victor.-So...
‎-火焰暴风雨怎么样了？ ‎-是火焰传说 -how is Fire Storm doing?-Fire Saga.
‎火焰传说 Fire Saga.
‎火焰传说 好吧 Fire Saga, okay.
‎第…第一次排练有点糟糕 The first rehearsal was a bit of a mess.
‎是吗？ Was it?
‎但凯文斯旺在使出毕生才能… But Kevin Swain is usingall of his talent...
‎-对 ‎-…努力帮助他们 -Yes.-...to try and help them.
‎-一点帮助 ‎-对 - A sprinkle.-Yes.
‎-但我们仍是倒数第一 ‎-嗯 好极了 -But we're still ranked last.-Yeah, wonderful.
‎什么？不 这一点都不好 What? No.No, that's not wonderful at all.
‎-不是的 ‎-不 我们被人嘲笑 -No.-No, we're being laughed at.
‎对 当然 这太糟糕了 Yes, of course. It's terrible.
‎对 -Yes.-Mm-hmm.
‎-这太糟糕了 ‎-对 -It's terrible.-Yeah.
‎我得走了 Well, I have to go.
‎总是会有下一年嘛 There is always next year.
‎（音乐彩排）
I saw you and then
All of my nights turned morning
You turned 'round
And I suddenly found my glory
‎好了 能稍微停一下吗？ -Okay, can we stop real quick?-Mm-hmm.
Um...
‎西格莉特 Sigrit.
‎你怎么了？ What's going on?
‎没什么啊 怎么了？ Nothing. Why?
‎不 就是你的声音 ‎听起来跟平时不一样 No, just your singing,it doesn't sound like you.
‎这个嘛 是因为混音不一样了 Oh, well, it's a very different mix.
‎你是不是觉得听起来有点聒噪？ Doesn't it sound a little busy to you?
Oh.
‎杰宝 Jae-bong.
‎新的声道是不是有点聒噪？ Uh, do you think the new track is busy?
‎我觉得很清新啊 老兄 I think it's presh, coz.
‎瞧见没？很清新 老妹 See? It's presh, coz.
‎-噢 ‎-我觉得他超厉害 -Oh.-I think he's killing it.
‎对 有了这么完美的声道 ‎我们肯定能赢 Yeah.We're going to win with this dope track.
‎小妞儿 Bish.
‎我不想害杰宝伤心… Uh, well, I don't want to hurtJae-bong's feelings...
‎-好 ‎-…但我觉得这个声道不怎么样 -Okay.-...but I don't think this track is dope.
‎小哥儿 Bish.
‎但小妞儿 But bish,
‎我觉得你并不理解 I don't know if you understand.
‎杰宝曾是猫咪梦幻的成员 Jae-bong was in Kitty Cat Fancy,
‎有史以来最火的韩语流行乐团 one of the biggest K-pop bandsof all time.
‎我认为他心里有数 And I think he knows what's good.
‎对吧 伙计？是吧？ Right, bro? Huh?
‎最重要的是流畅 It's all about the plo, yo.
‎什么？ The what?
‎最重要的是节奏 It's all about the plo.
‎-节奏？ ‎-节奏 他好像说的是节奏 -The flow?-Flow, I think he said flow.
‎-节奏 ‎-节奏 -Flow.-Flow.
‎-最重要的是节奏 对 ‎-好吧 -It's all about the flow. Yeah.-Okay.
‎好吧 Okay.
‎-那我试试 再来一遍 ‎-行 一切准备就绪 -I'll try. Let's run it again.- Okay. We're all good.
‎真的很抱歉 ‎我还以为你们已经结束了 Oh. I am so sorry.I thought you were over.
‎没有 我们快要结束了 No, no, no, we are almost finished.
‎我听到你的歌了 你的嗓音很独特 I heard your song.Your voice is quite special.
‎你是冰岛人 对吧？ -You are Iceland, yes?-Oh.
‎对 我们是冰岛人 没错 Yes, we are from Iceland. Yes.
‎你们是兄妹？ You are brother-sister?
‎-不是 ‎-或许不是 -No.-Probably not.
‎就是不是 No.
‎你是亚历山大莱姆托夫 ‎我听到你在舞台上唱歌了 You are Alexander Lemtovand I have heard you singing on the stage.
‎你唱起歌来好有激情 You sing with such passion.
‎谢谢夸奖 Thank you. Thank you.
‎听着 我今晚要办嗨翻派对 ‎不如你们也来吧 一定要来 好吗？ Listen, I throw smash-up party tonight.Why don't you come? Be my guests, huh?
‎-今晚吗？ ‎-对 -Tonight?-Yes.
Um...
‎-你… ‎-我们能… -Do you---We could--
‎问题是我们得弄好重新混音 The only thing iswe have to finish the remix.
‎太可惜了 所有顶级歌手都会去 This is shame.All of best performers,
‎舞者也会去 一定会很好玩的 ‎你们肯定会喜欢 dancers will be there,very crazy sexy time. You'll love it.
‎但 说实在的… But, you know...
‎你们头次参加欧洲歌唱大赛嘛 ‎压力太大 我理解 没关系 first time Eurovision, too much.I understand. It's okay.
‎不 等一下 等…但是 拜托了… No, wait. Hold-- But, please...
‎如果最顶级的歌手都会去 ‎那毋庸置疑 if the best of the best is going tobe there, then without a doubt,
‎我们也会去的 必须的 we will be there as well.There's no question.
‎那好 All right.
‎好 真是好了 那… Okay, this wonderful. Well...
‎我们派对上见 好吗？ I see you there. Okay.
‎-好 ‎-好 -Okay.-Okay.
‎好 -Okay.
‎你得提防着点那家伙 -You have to watch that guy.
‎他是个花花公子 He is a sex player.
Pfft... No.
‎不一定 I don't know about that.
‎肯定的 I do.
‎不会有人去哪都 ‎随身带着四个那种跟班 拜托 No one travels aroundwith four guys like that. Come on.
‎而且 他是个老油条了 Besides, he's a slick customer.
‎或许还有很大的鸡鸡 And he probably has a very large penis.
‎对 对哦 Oh, yes, yes.
‎我能感觉到他确实有很大的鸡鸡 I sense that he does havea very large penis.
‎我认为你说得对 是的 I think that's true. Yeah.
Oh.
‎大屌之力 BDE.
‎-肯定的 ‎-对 -No question.-No.
‎我认为他只是想表示友好 真的 Well, I thinkhe's just being friendly, really.
‎记住了 Remember,
‎我们不需要朋友 好吗？ we don't need friends, okay?
‎我们需要夺冠 We need to win.
-Wha...
‎好宏伟啊！ Amazing!
‎好吧 我觉得这地方年久失修 ‎好像就要塌了 Yeah, it looks kind of old to me,like it's about to fall apart.
‎-有人为我们开门耶 ‎-是啊 -Someone just opened our doors.-Yes.
‎你们好 -Ooh.-Hello.
‎-谢谢 ‎-不客气 -Thank you.-You're welcome.
‎这里跟我们住的酒店很不一样 This is very different from our hotel.
‎-西格莉特 拉斯 你们来了！真好！ ‎-嗯 Sigrit, Lars, you came.
-This so great.-Yes.
‎拉斯 Lars.
‎欢迎！ Welcome. Welcome.
‎我太开心了 你们俩能来真是太好了 I'm so happy,this so great that you are here.
‎这是什么地方？ Where are we?
‎我家啊 This my home.
‎-对 ‎-哇哦 -Yes. Yes.-Wow.
‎我在全球各地都有家 ‎但这个非比寻常的地方 I have many home all over world,but this crazy place,
‎或许是我最爱的五个家之一 maybe my top five favorite.
‎对 Yes.
‎那些希腊雕像的鸡鸡… The penises on the Greek statues...
‎-嗯 ‎-…还是翘起来的 -Yeah.-...they are very dangly.
‎嗯 我超爱历史 ‎而且古希腊人就是这么刻雕像的 Yes, I love the history and this justthe way the Ancient Greek make statues.
‎所以这些是希腊雕像？ So these are Ancient Greek statues?
‎当然是了 Yes, of course.
‎-我刚也想问这个来着 对 ‎-嗯 -That's was my question, too. Yes.-Yeah.
‎因为我刚在想… Because I was thinking...
‎-他们的脸看起来跟你很像 ‎-嗯 -that their faces kind of look like yours.-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
‎-或许你说得对 ‎-真是好巧啊 -Maybe you're right. Yeah.-It's uncanny.
‎-太巧了 ‎-他们真的好帅 -It's uncanny.-They're very, very handsome.
‎-你有… ‎-嗯 真是不可思议 -Have you ever...-Yeah, that's crazy.
‎跟我来 我带你们去派对 Come, I show you party.
‎快来 Come.
‎-他根本没注意到 ‎-他不明白 -He doesn't notice...-He doesn't understand.
‎他们看起来都跟他很像 ...that they all look like him.
‎那是匈牙利的丽莎 So, there Lisa Lisa from Hungary.
‎她夺冠的机率不高 ‎虽然不像你们那样低 但是不高 Her odds not very good.Not as bad as yours, but not good.
‎他们是芬兰的美好四人乐队 These The Wonderfour from Finland.
‎他们的摇滚乐兼具嘻哈和时髦 They have very hippy,snappy rock and roll sound.
‎她很美 但她应该甩掉那些男孩 She is fabulous,but she should ditch boys.
‎那是茱莉亚J This Julia J.
‎她以第一名的身份进入决赛 ‎四年前《英国达人》冠军 She come number one,England's Got Talent, four years ago,
‎所以她很厉害 ‎但大家都讨厌英国 所以… so she quite good,but everybody hates UK, so...
‎她不会得分的 zero points.
‎-凯文 ‎-是凯文斯旺 -Kevin.-Kevin Swain.
‎我想你知道我的全名 I think you know my full name.
‎你刮了胡子 You shaved your cheek hair.
‎-好光滑 ‎-噢 我好怀念你的胡子 -Oh, so smooth.-Oh, I miss it.
-
‎-你个淘气鬼 ‎-我知道 我不该那么说的 -You naughty boy.-I know, I shouldn't have said that.
‎你看起来就像个迪斯科球 Oh, you look like a flashy disco ball.
‎-噢 凯文斯旺 我知道 ‎-凯文斯旺 很有远见 精英中的精英 -Kevin Swain. I know.-Kevin Swain, visionary, the best.
‎噢 那是瑞典的乔尼约翰 ‎他那个舞步好赞 Oh, there Johnny John John, Sweden.Killer dance move.
‎对！ Yes.
‎-拉斯 ‎-你喜欢香槟吗？ -Lars.-Do you like champagne?
‎更多高脚杯 More tall glasses.
‎-好 ‎-我超爱的 -Okay.-Love it.
‎老天 我差点忘了 ‎那是希腊的米塔科纳吉斯 Oh. Oh, my gosh. I almost forgot,Mita Xenakis from Greece.
‎她是最火的人选之一 嗓音超厉害的 She one of the favorite.She great pipes,
‎唱歌饱含情感 米塔！ sing with a lot of emotion.Mita, Mita!
‎过来 认识一下我的冰岛朋友 Come, come. Come meet my Icelanders.
‎宝贝 你去哪了？ Baby, where have you been?
‎-你们好 ‎-米塔卡纳吉斯 拉斯埃里克松 -Hello.-Mita Xenakis, Lars Erickssong.
‎-嗨 ‎-这是西格莉特埃里克斯多蒂尔 -Hi.-Sigrit Ericksdóttir.
‎你们…你们是兄妹吗？ Are you brother and sister?
‎-不 ‎-或许不是 不是 -No.-Probably not. Nah.
‎西格莉特有一把好嗓子 ‎他们的歌好听极了 Sigrit have very beautiful voice.Their song is quite good.
‎对 我同意 我认为这是我写过的 ‎最棒的歌 我们的歌都是我写的 Yes, I agree. I think it is the best songthat I've ever written. I write our songs.
‎我还唱歌 给我们的乐队 ‎设计了很多服装和鞋子 I also sing and design a lot ofthe costumes and our footwear.
‎好棒 Fantastic.
‎不如我们一起喝一杯 ‎你跟我多说说你过人的才能 Why don't you tell me moreabout your amazing talents over a drink.
‎走吧 西格莉特 我想给你看样东西 Come, Sigrit.There's something I want to show you.
‎-跟我说说 ‎-好 -Talk to me.-Okay.
‎你没事吧？ Are you good?
‎我们等下再见 See you in a bit.
‎-你喜欢欧洲歌唱大赛嘛？那就好 ‎-喜欢 非常喜欢 -Are you liking Eurovision so far? Good.-Oh, yes. Very much so.
‎我认为我们夺冠的机率很高 I think we have a very good chanceof winning.
‎老天！夺不夺冠真的一点都不重要 Oh, God. Win, lose, really doesn't matter.
‎我们这是去哪？ Oh, where are we going?
‎-跟我来就好 ‎-好吧 -Please, let me show you.-Okay.
‎哇哦 这也… Wow, this is...
‎-噢！ ‎-是不是很美？ Oh!
Isn't it wonderful?
‎这是我这辈子见过的最大的美景 It's the most beauty I have seenin my life.
Oh...
‎怎么了？ What?
‎我要说傻话了 I wish to say something very stupid.
‎-说吧 ‎-不要 -Oh, tell me.-No.
‎不 我喜欢傻事 No, I love stupid things.
‎好吧 我想说这景色… -Okay, I wish to say that it is...
‎因为有你在变得更美了 ...more beautiful becauseyou are here in it.
Oh, um...
I-- You--
‎拉斯肯定会很喜欢这样的美景 Lars would really love this.
‎-或许… ‎-西格莉特 -Maybe...-Sigrit. Sigrit, Sigrit.
‎拉斯不能什么都占了吧 Lars cannot have everything.
‎老天 你满脑子都想着夺冠的事吗？ God, do you only think of winning?
‎当然了 Of course.
‎对 我得成为国际巨星 ‎证明给全冰岛的人看 Now I have to become an international starto prove to all of Iceland,
‎还有我那极其帅气的父亲 and my extremely handsome father,
‎让他们知道我没有虚度光阴 that I have not wasted my life.
‎老天 Oh, my God.
‎我现在好喜欢你 ‎噢 -Well, I really like you now.-Oh.
‎这让我感到兴奋 你知道吗？ That-- That's something, it excited me,you know?
‎我听过你唱歌 I have heard you sing.
‎你唱得很好 但… You are very good, but...
‎我觉得你还有更大的潜力 I think there is more.
‎我认为你只是在用嘴唱歌… I think you sing from here...
‎而不是在用心唱歌 but... not so much from here.
‎我妈妈也是这么说的 That is what my mama says as well.
‎你说我唱歌很有激情 You say I sing with passion.
‎你的激情是什么？ What is your passion?
‎如果你能好好利用自己的嗓子 If you could use your voice,
‎为自己发声… to speak for yourself...
‎你怎么想？ what would you say?
Uh...
‎我觉得… I would say...
‎那是什么声音？ What's that?
Oh...
‎-你肯定会超喜欢的 来 跟我走 ‎-好 -You are going to love this. Come, come.-Okay.
‎怎么回事？ What's going on?
‎-拉斯 是歌唱接力 ‎-歌唱接力？ -Lars, it's a song-along.-A song-along?
‎-你没参加过歌唱接力？ ‎-没 -Have you been to a song-along?-No.
‎-宝贝 跟我来 走 ‎-好 我们去看看 -Oh, baby, come with me. Come.-Okay. Yes, let's go.
‎老天！
No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can't break through
There's no talking to you
‎我？不行 -Huh?-Me? No.
It's so sad that you're leaving
It takes time to believe it
But after all is said and done
You're gonna be the lonely one, oh
‎走啊 亲爱的 走 - Do you believe in life after love? -Come, Lars. Come on.
‎-跟我一起唱 ‎-好 -Sing with me.-Yeah.
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't thinkYou're strong enough, no
And I feel like I just got home
And I feel
- Don't think you're strong enough, no - And I feel
And I feel like I just got homeAnd I feel
Quicker than a ray of light
I really don't thinkYou're strong enough, no
Waterloo, I was defeatedYou won the war
My myAt Waterloo, Napoleon did surrender
Oh, yeah
And I have met my destinyIn quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
‎是不是很棒？ -She sounds great!- Is always repeating itself
Waterloo, I was defeatedAnd you won the war
You won the war
Waterloo
Promise to love you for ever more
Ne partez pas sans moi
La joie d'etre libre
Vous qui cherchez une autre vie
Vous qui volez vers l'an deux mille
Ne partez pas...
Sans moi
Tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna beA good, good night
I got a feeling
Do you believe in life after love
Quicker than a ray of light
- I can feel something inside me say - Gonna be a good night
I really don't thinkYou're strong enough, no
Quicker than a ray of light
That tonight's gonna beA good, good night
Do you believe in life after love
Whew!
‎-你好！ ‎-你好 -Hello.-Hello.
‎老天！ Oh, my God.
‎-那是你妹妹 是吧？ ‎-噢 对 -Your sister. Huh!-Oh. Yeah.
‎她唱得真好 She can really sing.
‎她不是我妹妹 但她确实很会唱歌 I don't think she's my sister,but she can sing.
‎毋庸置疑 对 No question. Yeah.
‎她并不总能唱这么好的 She doesn't always sing like that.
‎-我应该去找找她 ‎-不要 让她玩去吧 拉斯埃里克松 -I should go try to find her.-Oh, no, let her be, Lars Erickssong.
‎但我们还有很多工作要做 But we have so much work we have to do.
‎工作…拜托 工作 Oh, work... Oh, come on, work.
‎你脑子里只有工作吗？ ‎就没有别的事吗？ Is that all that you can think of?Can you think of nothing else?
‎比如说？ Like what?
‎比如说…爱情 Like, um... romance.
‎当然有了 不 我也会想爱情 ‎和性爱游戏 Yes, of course. No, no, no.I think of romance and sex play.
‎比如说 法国女佣和水手小伙子 And like, you know,French maid and little sailor boy.
‎-我喜欢 ‎-我鸡鸡尺寸不错 -Oh, I like that.-I have a good size penis.
‎不是很大 Well, not too big.
‎我会把自己的鸡鸡形容为沃尔沃汽车 Uh, I kind of describe my penislike a Volvo automobile:
‎牢固、坚挺、可靠 ‎但绝对不会吸引太多人 solid, sturdy, dependable,but not going to turn any heads.
‎-不是吧 ‎-拉斯！ -No.- Lars!
‎-你在这里！ ‎-嘿 -There you are.-Hey.
‎你听到我们合唱的结尾了吗？ Did you hear us singing at the end?
‎我想这或许 ‎是我这辈子唱得最好的一次 I think it was the best I ever sangin my whole life maybe.
‎最好？我说不好 ‎你在国内唱得也挺好的 The best? I don't know.I mean, you sing pretty good back at home.
‎我从未唱得如此好听 Well, I have never sung better.
‎西格莉特 ‎你解锁了我内心的某样东西 Sigrit, you unlocked something inside me.
‎我差点就到达斯佩格之境了 I almost hit the Speorg note.
‎你知道斯佩格之境？ You know about the Speorg note?
‎当然了 冰岛民间传说 ‎我众多兴趣中的一个 Of course. Icelandic folklore,one of my many passions.
‎对 但那就是个神话 Yeah, but it's a myth.
‎-拉丝 ‎-我喜欢那些小精灵 -Lars.-I love the little elves.
‎它们太可爱了 -They're cute.
‎嗯 我知道 对一些相信 ‎精灵存在的人而言 这是很有趣 Yeah, I know, it's interesting,for some people, who believe them.
‎但或许我们该回去了 对吧？ But I think, uh, maybe we head back, huh?
‎-走吧 明天是个大日子 ‎-不行 各位… -Head out. We got a big day tomorrow.-No. No, guys...
‎所有人派对结束后都要去夜店跳舞 Everyone is going club dancing after this.
‎-你们也该来 ‎-去夜店跳舞 -You should come.-Club dancing.
‎拉斯 我们超爱去夜店跳舞的！ Lars, we love club dancing!We have to go!
‎我确实喜欢去夜店跳舞！太好玩了！ We do love club dancing! So much fun.
‎不 我超级想去夜店跳舞 No, I want to go club dancing so bad.
‎但我还有很多事要做 你去吧 But I have a lot to do. You go.
‎你确定？ Are you sure?
‎确定 I'm positive.
‎-好 ‎-嗯 -Okay. Okay.- Yeah.
‎-好好玩 ‎-好 -Have fun.- Okay.
‎-好的 ‎-好的 - Okay.-Okay.
Oh!
‎两杯都是我的？哇哦！ Two for me? Wow.
‎谢谢 Thank you.
Mmm.
‎真希望音乐永远不会停止！ I hope the music never stops!
‎我可以跳上一整晚！ I could dance all night!
‎你是最让人感到兴奋的女人 You are a most exciting woman.
Huh.
‎西格莉特！ Sigrit.
‎她肯定忘了拿钥匙 She must have left her key.
‎-米塔 ‎-你好啊 -Mita.-Hello.
‎-这事儿肯定要发生的 拉斯 ‎-好吧 我的蛋！ -This is going to happen, Lars.-Okay. My balls!
‎-继续抵抗啊 我喜欢 ‎-我好怕！ - Keep fighting. I like it.- I'm scared!
‎早上好 Oh, good morning.
‎你一直在看着我睡觉吗？ Have you just been watching me?
‎没有啊 No.
‎我还给你编了辫子 I braid your hair.
‎什么？ What?
‎这么打发时间还挺让人放松的 I find it very relaxing pastime.
‎哇哦 Wow.
‎你编得真好看 That's quite good, actually.
‎-非常感谢 ‎-你编了多久？ -Thank you very much.-How long did that take you?
‎六个小时 Six hours.
Um...
‎那有没有… Did anything...
‎发生… happen...
‎什么事… kind of...
‎昨晚吗？ Last night?
‎-对 ‎-没 当然没有 -Yeah.-No, of course not.
‎我可是正人君子 I gentleman.
‎好的 Okay.
‎等一下 你在哼什么？ Wait, what's it?
‎你从哪听来的？ How did you hear that?
‎你是说这首歌吗？ This song?
‎-对 ‎-你睡觉的时候唱来着 -Yes.-You sing in your sleep.
‎真好听 是你创作的吗？ -It's very beautiful. You write this?-Oh.
‎对 Yeah.
‎但我还没写完 It's not finished yet.
‎等你写完后 你会跟拉斯合唱吗？ And when it is finished,will you sing it with Lars?
‎或许不会 Probably not.
‎那你能跟我合唱吗？ Would you sing it with me?
‎不行 不能 I can't. No.
‎我和拉斯从小就是搭档了 Lars has been my partner since childhood.
‎音乐上的搭档 但… Partner in music, but...
‎就没别的关系吗？ nothing else?
‎如果我们夺冠 ‎那我希望我们之间会有所改变 Well, if we win the contest,then I hope that might change.
‎但如果你们拿不了冠军 But if you don't win the contest,
‎那拉斯会满足吗 ‎若你是唯一崇拜他的人？ will Lars be contentif you are only one who adores him?
‎小鸟儿 你不该 ‎把自己困在他的笼子里 You should not be stuck in his cage,little bird.
‎你需要展翅高飞 ‎向全世界唱出你的歌 You need to fly.Sing your song, for the world.
‎这个嘛… Well...
‎我现在就在向全世界唱歌啊 I am singing for the world.
‎多亏了拉斯 我… Thanks to Lars. I--
‎那个 我或许真该走了 专心准备比赛 So I should really probably goand concentrate.
‎我要走了 好吗？ So I'm going to go, okay?
‎你不必单飞的 You don't have to fly alone.
‎我愿意跟你一起遍游世界 I would like to travel the world with you.
‎-什么？ ‎-唱你的歌 -What?-Perform your song.
‎给你灌唱片 Record your song.
‎西格莉特-莱姆托夫 上杂志封面 ‎去美丽的小岛上拍音乐视频 Sigrit-Lemtov...
magazine cover,shoot with you on sexy island,
‎做充满激情的音乐 make passionate music.
‎这对你来说是很好的机会 It would be very good deal for you.
Um...
‎我得走了 I have to go.
‎我要走了 I'm gonna go.
‎-我得走了！ ‎-你… -I have to go.-Just...
‎-好好考虑一下 ‎-好 -think about it.-Okay.
‎谢谢你为我做的一切 亚历山大 Thank you for everything, Alexander.
‎再见了 Bye.
‎拉斯？ Lars?
‎你醒了吗？ Are you awake?
‎我过了超级奇怪的一晚 I had the strangest night.
‎而且我… And I...
‎你好 Hello.
Oh.
‎嘿 Hey.
‎你还记得米塔吧？ You, uh, remember, uh, Mita?
‎记得 - Yes.
‎西格莉特 -Sigrit.
‎不 Oh, no.
‎冰岛选手 准备好了吗？ Iceland, are we ready?
‎我们在等西格莉特 先生！ We are waiting on Sigrit!
Sir.
‎我在这里！ I am here!
‎-国王 您的王后来了 ‎-谢谢你 凯文斯旺 -My king, your queen has arrived.-Thank you, Kevin Swain.
‎这是什么？ What is this?
‎我做的演出服啊 It is a costume I made.
‎太难看了 Well, it's bad.
‎如果你更专心一点 ‎昨晚没在外面跳一整夜的舞 Well, maybe if you were more focusedand not out dancing all night,
‎你或许会喜欢这件衣服 you might feel better about it.
‎噢 Oh!
‎你这是做什么？ -What are you doing?
‎你不必这么做的 You don't have to do this.
‎好了 准备好了吗？ Okay, and are we ready now?
‎好了 Yup.
‎我准备得不能再好了！ I have never been more ready!
‎好吧 你觉得我傻吗？ Okay, do you think I'm stupid?
‎像莱姆托夫那样的男人 ‎他只想对你这样的姑娘… A guy like Lemtov,all he wants from a girl like you--
‎我没有跟莱姆托夫睡觉！ I didn't sleep with Lemtov!
‎噢 那我也没跟米塔睡 Oh, well, I didn't sleep with Mita.
‎好吧 有奸情的时候 ‎我一定能感觉出来！ Yeah, and I think I knowrotten shark meat when I smell it!
‎-你这个样子我没办法跟你沟通 ‎-这样吧 拉斯 -Can't talk to you when you're like this.-Know what, Lars?
‎你干脆去把所有人都睡了吧 Why don't you just go aheadand sleep with everyone?
Eh?
‎嘿 其实我或许也会这么做 You know, hey, maybe I will, too.
‎因为我们俩是自由人 Because, you know, we're both free,
‎所以 我们去当炮王吧！ so let's just go sex-nuts.
‎我很乐意去当炮王 I am happy to go sex-nuts.
‎我要去把所有人都睡了！ I am going to have sex with everyone!
‎-好极了！ ‎-好 -Great.-Yes.
‎就从那个清空垃圾桶的女士开始 Starting with that lady,emptying the garbage can.
‎对 Yes.
Hmm.
‎还有凯文斯旺 放轻松 And Kevin Swain. Easy.
‎很好 谢谢 Lovely. Thank you.
‎妮娜 你意下如何？ Nina, what do you say?
‎好吧 妮娜不算 Okay, Nina is out.
‎还有那边那个家伙 And that guy over there.
‎对 手拿iPad或什么玩意的家伙… Yes, holding the iPador whatever that is--
‎我看不清你的名牌 I can't read what it sayson your name tag.
‎-西奥！ ‎-西奥！ -Theo!-Theo!
‎我要跟你上床 我的朋友 I'm going to have sex with you, my friend.
‎我会对你爱抚亲吻 I'm going to be all over you.
‎我会给你激情火辣的性爱 It's going to be passionate and white-hot.
‎我的体温会将你熔化 You're going to melt under my body heat.
‎听好了 各位 新的… So listen up, everyone, there is a new...
‎新的性爱机器大驾光临 他就叫拉斯 sex machine in town, and his name is Lars.
‎去告诉你那位俄罗斯朋友 Go tell that to your Russian friend.
‎好啊 至少他看得懂我！ Yeah, well, at least he sees me.
‎我每天都在看你啊！ I see you every day!
‎不 你没有好好看！ No, you don't.
‎我不喜欢这个版本的歌曲 And I don't like this version of the song.
‎我希望用原来的版本 And I want to go back to the way it was.
‎听懂了吗？ Got me?
‎你去哪？ Where are you going?
‎你得专心准备 明天就是半决赛了 You have to focus up.The semifinals are tomorrow.
‎-你要错失良机了！ ‎-才不会！ -And you're blowing it big time.-No.
‎是你要错失良机了 You are blowing it big time.
‎你真幼稚 拉斯埃里克松 You're small, Lars Erickssong.
‎太幼稚了 So small.
‎冰岛选手 你们的时间到了 请清场 And Iceland, your time is up.Please clear the stage.
‎瞧瞧你自己 Look at you.
‎你就是个奇丑无比的窝囊废 You are an ugly loser.
‎西格莉特说得对 你好幼稚 Sigrit was right. You are small.
‎你得长大 You need to grow up.
‎我知道 I know.
‎你为何说要睡遍那些人？简直荒唐 Why did you say you would have sex withall those people? That was ridiculous.
‎拜托 你就是在让自己出丑 Come on, you embarrassed yourself.
Mm-hmm.
‎你觉得西奥会跟你睡吗？ Do you think you'd have a chancewith Theo?
‎-永远不会 ‎-永远不会 想都别想了 -Never.-Never. Not in a million lifetimes.
Eh, duh!
‎伙计 嘿 伙计？ Dude. Yo, dude.
‎伙计？ Dude.
‎嘿 伙计 你知道这里 ‎是否是《权游》的拍摄地吗？ Hey, dude, uh, do you know if this iswhere they shot G.O.T.?
‎-什么？ ‎-《权力的游戏》 -Huh?-Game of Thrones.
‎别烦我 没看到我正在 ‎跟自己的倒影谈话吗？ Give me a break, man. Can't you seeI was talking to my reflection?
‎冷静 老兄 Chill out, bro.
‎你才冷静 老兄 You chill out, bro.
‎你们美国佬干吗 ‎总是对所有人说“冷静？” Why do you Americans always say"chill out" like that to everyone?
‎杰夫 我们走 这人是疯子 Jeff, let's go. The guy's nuts.
‎等一下 我是疯子？ Wait, I'm nuts?
‎嘿 欧洲不是你们的派对小镇 Hey, Europe is not your party town.
‎知道吗？你们来到这里 ‎到处搞得乌烟瘴气 All right? You come over hereand you shit on everything.
‎-不是吧 ‎-你们存点敬畏之心吧 -Come on.-Show some freaking respect.
‎知道吗？ All right?
‎回你们老家垒长城去吧 Go home and build your wall.
‎-你们这些白痴美国佬 ‎-我们快走吧 -You shit-for-brains Americans.-Let's get out of here.
‎拉斯！他们喜欢星巴克 Lars! Lars, they love Starbucks.
‎嘿 去星巴克吧 Hey, go to Starbucks.
‎-他们为美国佬准备了特饮 ‎-星巴克在哪？ -They have a special for Americans.-Where's the Starbucks?
‎你说的可是星巴克 到处都是 好吗？ That Starbucks,it's anywhere you look, okay?
‎-噢 ‎-去好好闻南瓜派调味粉拿铁 -Oh.-Just smell for the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
‎好的 谢谢了！ Okay, thank you.
‎我不会回说“谢谢”的 I'm not saying "thank you" back.
‎可恶的美国佬 Goddamn Americans.
‎我独自一人 All by myself
‎面对着大大的世界 With this great big world before me
‎但心中却在另想他人 But its all for someone else
‎尝试 再次尝试 I’ve tried and tried again
‎让你知道我的心意 To let you know just where my heart is
‎说出实话 不再假装 To tell the truth and not pretend
‎我只需要 All I needed
‎逃离 Was to get away
‎我以为你已经明白我的心意 ‎我必须说出口吗？ Thought I made it clearDo I have to say it?
‎爱意一直都在 你只是… It was always there, you just--
‎看不到 Didn't see it
Waterloo
I was defeated, you won the war
‎-拉斯 ‎-有人吗？ - Lars.-Hello?
‎有人吗？ Hello?
‎有人在那里吗？ Is someone there?
‎你好 拉斯 Hello, Lars.
‎老天爷 卡蒂亚娜！ Holy shit, Katiana.
‎你有很大的危险 You are in great danger.
‎-你必须放弃欧洲歌唱大赛 ‎-不行！我不要听你的 -You must leave Eurovision.-No! I'm not listening to you.
‎别跑 拉斯！ Don't run, Lars!
‎不要！ No!
‎进来吧？ Come in?
‎噢 这件毛衣好生气哦 That sweater is very angry.
‎是啊 Hmm. Yeah.
‎好吧 Good.
‎你为何不告诉他？ Why haven't you told him?
‎不是你想的那么简单 It's... It's not that simple.
‎我们得为乐队考虑 We have to think about the band.
‎好吧 但你听着 人这辈子很长 Okay, but look. Life is long.
‎你和拉斯一起走过了那么多岁月 And you and Lars have kind of spentmost of it together.
‎如果我生命中有这样一个人 ‎我绝不会让一个… But if I had someone like that in my life,I don't think I would let a night of...
‎什么都没发生的晚上毁掉我们 nothing come between us.
‎什么都没发生？ Nothing?
‎我也挺惊讶的 ‎因为 你也知道 我很性感 I'm equally surprised because,you know, I'm very sexy.
‎我尽了全力 但他就是不想做 I mean, I tried, but he didn't want to.
‎等一下 Wait.
‎什么？ What?
Mm-hmm.
‎（欧洲歌唱大赛）
‎（半决赛）
‎欢迎来到2020年欧洲歌唱大赛 Welcome to theEurovision Song Contest 2020.
‎比赛马上开始 ‎我们把麦克风交给今年的主持人 We're about to get underway,so let's go over to this year's hosts,
‎科林维拉德维奇和萨莎摩尔 who are Corin Vladvitch and Sasha More.
‎你好 欧洲歌唱大赛！你能相信吗？ Hello, Eurovision! Can you believe it?
‎欢迎来到今晚的神奇盛典！ Welcome to tonight's very magical,big show!
‎对 我们可是有备而来 科林！ Yes, we have something, Corin!
‎所有人都翘首期待今晚 It is the nightwe have all been waiting for...
‎半决赛终于拉开序幕了 The semifinals are finally here.
Whoo!
‎听着 西格莉特 Listen, Sigrit.
‎昨天… Yesterday...
um...
‎我太生气了 I was angry.
‎嗯 我也很生气 而且… Yeah, I was angry, too. And...
‎你知道精灵怎么说的吗？ You know what the elves say?
‎我不知道精灵怎么说的 ‎我不相信精灵 但是… I don't know what the elves say.I don't believe in elves, but...
‎它们说 They say,
‎-“愤怒无济于事” ‎-无济于事 -"Anger cannot churn the butter."-Churn the butter.
‎-嗯 我知道这个说法 ‎-嗯 -Yes, I know that one.-Yeah.
‎我认为这句话非常对 And I think it's really true.
‎我同意 No argument here.
‎还有 那首歌… And the song...
‎我让他们改回原版了 I had them to go back to the waythe song originally was
‎在杰宝加入“清新、老兄 ‎老妹”的节奏和“小妞儿、小哥”之前 before Jae-bong addedthe "fresh, coz" flow and all the "bish".
‎真的吗？ Really?
‎当然是真的了 Yes, of course.
‎-谢谢你 拉斯 这对我来说意义重大 ‎-不 这么做是应该的 -Thank you, Lars. That means a lot to me.-No, it's what's right.
‎嘿 约翰尼 你看起来很帅嘛 Hey, looking good, Johnny. Huh?
‎小丑妆… Clown makeup...
-Hmm.
‎-亚历山大 ‎-米塔 -Alexander.-Mita.
Aw...
‎-这就是我们的小丑舞 ‎-对 -This our clown dance.-Yeah.
‎你还是别管他们了 ‎我们会另外帮你找个玩伴 Why don't you leave them be?We'll find you someone else to play with.
‎她好特别 米塔 Oh, she is so special, Mita.
‎有她在 我能攀登上最高峰 With her by my side,I could be bigger than ever.
‎但那样的话 她永远不会开心 But she will never be happy.
‎你怎么知道？ How you know this?
‎他给不了她的 我都会给她 I will give her everything he cannot.
‎有的东西你给不了她的 Not everything.
‎我先走了 Meow.
‎你们好啊！ Hello, hello.
‎莱姆托夫！ Lemtov. Huh.
‎-你今晚会上台吗？ ‎-不会 但我是来支持你的 -Are you performing tonight?-No, but I come to support you.
‎火焰传说 Fire Saga.
‎你能来支持我们一起唱歌 ‎真是太好心了 It's very kind of you to come support us,singing together,
‎作为搭档 我们永远不会分开 as a duo, that will never be separated.
‎乔治迈克尔当年也是这么说 ‎另一个…威猛乐队成员的 George Michael said same thingabout... other Wham! guy.
‎都没人知道那人叫什么 No one even know his name.
‎安德鲁瑞吉里 Andrew Ridgeley.
‎噢 是吗？ -Oh, really?
‎两位 其实我还挺紧张的 So guys,I am feeling quite nervous, actually.
‎什么？为什么？ ‎你们根本就没有进决赛的可能性 What? Why? You don't have evensingle chance of making it.
‎赔率工作人员说你们一票都得不到 Odds-makers say you wont get single vote.
‎别紧张 Don't be nervous.
‎你会表现得很棒 You will be great.
‎别忘了我们那晚聊过的事 好吗？ Just... remember what we talk aboutthe other night, okay?
Mmm...
‎加油 火焰传说！ Go, Fire Saga.
‎你那晚跟他聊了什么？ What did you talk about with himthe other night?
‎不是因为我在乎 我只是好奇 Not that I care. Just curious.
‎拉斯 开始了！ -Oh, Lars, it's starting.
‎-好的 ‎-过来 -Okay.-Come here.
‎我好紧张 拉斯 I'm so nervous, Lars.
Oh...
‎好吧 -Okay.
I was an outsider
A troubled child
Until I picked up the call of the wild
There in the shadows, I found my pack
Who would accept meWithout looking back
Here I am, another love song
Letting my instinct take control
'Cause you're just like me
A spirit that wants to be free
We're running with the wolves
And you can hear usHowling in the night
We're running with the wolves
‎贝拉卢斯率先上场 来势汹汹 And Belarus came out of the gates kicking.
‎火爆拉开了今年比赛的序幕 A very fast startto this year's competition.
‎接下来是来自芬兰的选手 And next up is Finland.
‎以及美好四人组 And The Wonderfour.
I lay the blame on you
You blame it on me, too
We'll blame it on the fool moon
‎快报警啊 我们的妞儿燃爆了！ Oh, call the police.Our girl is killing it!
‎她简直… She just--
I don't want anybody else
No, no
I don't want anybodyAnybody else but you
Anybody else but...
Ooh, I can feel your love
It's growing every day
‎戴利博尔金斯基 来自圣马力诺 ‎嚎啕大哭 让人摸不着头脑 Dalibor Jinsky, from San Marino,crying for no apparent reason.
‎我们被困在这个疯狂的世界里 We're stuck in this world of madness
‎太多恐惧和悲伤 Too much of this fear and sadness
‎我们在跑步机上跑啊跑 宝贝 We're running in a treadmill, baby
‎挣脱吧 ‎别再想着融入 Get out of itDon't try to fit
‎来到我们的自由世界 Come into our world of freedom
‎不管你有什么梦想都可以 Whatever you wishYou're welcome
‎不受任何牵绊拘束 Beyond every bound and limit
‎你可以在这里为所欲为 来吧 It's all permitted, come
‎打开大门 你会看到 Open up the doorYou'll see
‎今晚的我们年轻而自由 Tonight we're young and free
‎一起来玩吧 Come and play
‎我们一起做梦 Let us dream away
‎享受当下 把烦恼远远抛在身后 Seize the momentLeave your worries far behind
‎我们一直跳到深夜 We dance into the night
‎一起来玩吧 Come and play
‎我们一起做梦 ‎享受当下… Let us dream awaySeize the moment--
‎现在是瑞典选手约翰尼约翰 And now, Sweden's own,Johnny John John.
I'm coolin' with da homies
Volcanoes on my chestJust like I'm Kim West
I don't need siliconeTo show rappers I'm the best
I get some frostbiteBut won't let it cramp my style
I got these fresh beatsEverybody tryin' to copy
They say that I talk too fastI don't really talk too fast
I don't think I talk too fastI don't think I talk too, talk too fast
Everybody blowin' up my phoneEverybody wants this cash
Everybody's soundin' likeBlah blah blah blah blah
I told my mamaThat I ain't gonna come home
I'm coolin' with da homies
I told my papaTo mow the lawn on his own
I'm coolin' with da homiesWe roll up
‎-拉斯 你改了我的演出服吗？ ‎-嗯 是的 -Lars, did you change my costume?-Yes, I did.
‎-这条围巾太长了 ‎-我知道 是不是很棒？超级长的 -The scarf is so long.-I know, isn't it great? It's extra long.
Uh-huh.
‎被担心 是为了舞台效果考虑 Don't worry.It's for the dimensions of the stage.
‎好东西 对吧？ -Good stuff, huh?
C-C-C-Coolin' with da homies, I'm...
C-C-C, I'm coolin'With da homies, I'm...
So tell my mamaI'm coolin' with da homies, uh!
‎不是吧 这些家伙真烂 Come on. These guys are awful.
‎换到歌唱大赛 我想看冰岛选手表演 Turn on the song contest.I want to watch Iceland.
‎对！快换台！ -Yes! Come on!
‎你们这些人怎么回事？ What's wrong with you people?
‎拉斯和西格莉特跟我们是同乡 Lars and Sigrit are from our town.
‎他俩跟我们大家一起长大 They've grown up with all of us.
‎兰德曼 他俩小时候 ‎不是你的学生吗？ Lenderman, did you not teach themboth as children?
‎史蒂夫甘德森 ‎你第一次结婚时是他们在婚礼上演奏 Steve Gundersson, they played musicat your first wedding.
‎还有我第四次婚礼 And my fourth.
‎闭嘴吧 没人想看他们表演 Oh, shut up. No one wants to watch them.
‎父亲大人开口了啊 Oh, the father speaks.
‎可怜的埃里克 -Mmm.- Poor Erick.
‎镇上一半的孩子可能都是他的 Half the children in this townare probably his.
‎但唯一真正爱他的那个 ‎他甚至都不肯承认他 But the only one who truly loves him,he won't even acknowledge.
‎我们知道他们很烂 ‎但自家人肯定要捧场！ We know they're awful,but they're our awful.
‎我建议换台 大家吃药！ I say change the channeland let's take our medicine!
‎对！ Yeah!
‎对！ -Whoo!-Yeah!
‎我们期盼已久的时刻来了 冰岛选手 Ah. Now the momentwe've all been waiting for. Iceland.
‎这个组合的每次表演都是冒险 Every performance is an adventurewith this group.
‎他们叫火焰传说 They're called Fire Saga.
‎至于他们为何能入围 众说纷纭 And why they're here is anyone's guess.
‎一眼看到你 I saw you and then
‎我所有的夜晚变成了清晨 All of my nights turned morning
‎你转过身 You turned 'round
‎我突然找到了自己的光辉 And I suddenly found my glory
‎有时我会掐自己 Sometimes I pinch myself
‎因为我不知道 'Cause I don’t know
‎自己是不是在做梦？ Am I dreaming now?
‎我希望时钟停止摆动 紧紧抱住你 I wanna stop the clocksAnd hold you close
‎但我不知道该如何做到 But I don’t know how
‎嘿 宝贝 当你看着我时 Hey, baby, when you look at me
‎我知道自己今晚会有双份麻烦 I know I’m in double trouble tonight
‎好吧 也没我们预想的那么糟糕 Okay, so not as bad as we expected.
‎…当你跟我说话时 ...when you talk to me
‎我知道自己今晚会有双份麻烦 I know I’m in double trouble tonight
‎让我看到你的爱 Show me your love
‎把你的爱给我 Give me your love
‎这么严重的错误 ‎为何让人觉得理所当然？ How can something so wrongFeel so right?
‎真好听 This is wonderful.
‎最洁白的鸽子 The whitest dove
‎我今晚会有双份麻烦 I’m in double trouble tonight
‎今晚会有双份麻烦 Double trouble tonight
‎我从未觉得如此有活力 Never felt this alive
‎爱你是我的全职工作 Loving you’s my nine-to-five
‎你给我的感觉无与伦比 Nothing makes me feel like you do
‎颠颠倒倒 上下变换 Up is down, down is up
‎我全然不管 I don’t really give a "What?"
‎我只想打破所有规则 - I just wanna break every rule
‎有时我会掐自己 Sometimes I pinch myself
‎因为我不知道 'Cause I don’t know
‎自己是不是在做梦？ Am I dreaming now?
‎你不是在做梦 You're not dreaming
‎我希望时钟停止摆动 紧紧抱住你 I wanna stop the clocksAnd hold you close
‎头巾 The-- the scarf.
‎-紧紧抱住你 ‎-但我不知道该如何做到 - Hold you close - But I don't know how
‎头巾！ -The scarf!
‎噢 头巾！ -Oh, the scarf!
‎西格莉特！ Sigrit!
‎糟了！坚持住！ Crap! Hold on!
‎我能解决！ I can fix this!
‎现在那个仓鼠轮开始全速前进 Ooh and now the hamster wheelis off to the races.
‎继续唱！ Keep singing!
‎不要！ This is not happening! Ah!
‎当心！我完全失控了！ -Look out!
I'm in complete control!
‎老天爷啊！ Holy shit!
‎老天！ Oh, God!
‎西格莉特！ -Sigrit!
‎拉斯！ -Lars!-Yeah!
‎你没事吧？ Are you okay?
‎精灵肯定很恨我们 The elves must hate us.
‎我们听到了说话声 所以他们没死 We're hearing voices,so they're not dead.
‎音乐还在继续 走！ They're still playing our song.
-Oh!-Come!
‎有人从轮子里穿了过去 Someone is coming through the wheel.
‎我们可以的！ We can do it!
‎你的麦克风 Your microphone.
‎真是不可思议 This is amazing.
I’m in double trouble tonight
Double trouble tonight
Double troubleDouble double trouble tonight
Double troubleI’m in double trouble tonight
Double troubleDouble double trouble tonight
Double troubleI’m in double trouble tonight
‎再见了 冰岛 - And goodbye, Iceland.
‎真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
‎我真是目瞪口呆 I am stunned.
‎冰岛为欧洲歌唱大赛上的失误 ‎设立了新低 Iceland managed to set a new low barfor Eurovision failure.
‎这些歇斯底里的粉丝观众 And this audience of hysterical fans
‎居然以一种出人意料的方式回应 have respondedin a typically irrational way.
‎-等一下 我们这是去哪？ ‎-回家 -Wait, where are we going?-Home.
‎-我们回胡萨维克 ‎-什么？ -We're going home to Húsavík.-What?
‎-我们走 ‎-不要！ -Let's go.-No.
‎-什么？ ‎-不行 我们得回去 -What?-No, no, we have to go back in there.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎因为全冰岛的人都在看着 Because all of Iceland is watching.
‎-可是… ‎-我们的家人、朋友、我的学生 - But...-Our family, our friends, my students.
‎我们不能让他们失望 We cannot let them down.
‎你什么意思？ ‎我们已经让他们失望了！ What do you mean? We already did.
‎我们就是笑柄！ We are a joke.
‎我不会回那里的 所有人都会嘲笑我 I'm not going back in there whereeveryone is going to keep laughing at me.
‎-我要回去 ‎-为什么？ -Well, I am.-Why?
‎我要回到歌手区 因为我是个歌手 I am going to go into that artists' areabecause I am an artist.
‎如果没有人给我们投票 And when I see that no votescome in for us,
‎我就坐在那里接受现实 I'm going to sit thereand I'm going to take it
‎因为我知道自己的价值不仅仅 ‎体现在这场比赛里 because I know I am morethan this contest.
‎拉斯 我从未要求你做过任何事 Lars, I have never asked youfor anything, ever.
‎但我请你为我这么做 But I am asking you to do this for me.
‎我现在请你跟我一起走 And I am asking you to go.
‎走吧 Come on.
‎拜托 你现在太自私了 Please, you're being very selfishright now.
‎-我自私？ ‎-对 -I'm being selfish?-You are.
‎你知道我只想赢！ You know that all I've ever wantedis to win.
‎莱姆托夫说得对 你永远不会满足 Lemtov was right.You just will never be satisfied.
‎莱姆托夫？莱姆托夫知道什么？ Lemtov? What-- What does Lemtov know?
‎他其实知道很多事 He actually knows a lot.
‎-比如说？ ‎-比如说 他知道精灵 -Like what?-Like, he knows about elves.
‎-而且他还会编辫子 ‎-好吧 -And, uh, how to braid hair.-Okay.
‎但他不了解我们 对吧？ But he doesn't know about us, does he?
‎根本没有“我们”！ There is no us!
‎根本没有“我们” 拉斯 There is no us, Lars.
‎我再也无法忍受了 -I can't do this anymore.
‎那不是你的真心话 ‎他就是在给你洗脑 好吗？ You don't mean that. He's just puttingsilly ideas into your head, okay?
‎不是的 No.
‎我要回去了 I'm going back in there.
‎你要跟我一起吗？ Are you coming?
‎不 我不去 No, I'm not.
‎好吧 再见 Okay, goodbye.
‎好啊！ Okay, fine.
‎好啊 你走吧！去找莱姆托夫吧！ Fine, walk away. Go to Lemtov.
‎去把你的情歌唱给他听 好吗？ And go sing your love song to him,all right?
‎什么？ What?
‎对 我知道你的歌 Yeah, I know all about your song.
‎那天在酒店我听到你写歌了 I heard you writing it back at the hotel.
‎快去吧 So go ahead.
‎那首歌是我写给你的 I wrote that song for you.
‎该死！可恶！ Goddamn it! Shit!
‎可恶！ Shit!
‎哇！ - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
‎搞什么？ What the hell, man?
‎我在里面呢！ I'm in here!
‎我对你一点歉意都没有 I'm not sorry!
‎嘿！有人吗？ Hey! Hello?
‎有人在旁边吗？ Somebody?
‎现在大家拿出自己的手机 And now, it's time for youto go to your phones
‎发短信投票给电视屏幕上的选手号码 and text in your votes to the numbersyou see on your television screens.
‎拉斯呢？ Where is Lars?
‎他走了 He left.
‎记住 不能给自己的国家投票 And remember, you cannot votefor your own country.
‎那我就留下来陪你 Then I will stay.
‎晚上好 欧洲歌唱大赛 Good evening, Eurovision.
‎-谢谢 ‎-今晚的演出真是太精彩了 -Thank you.-What a wonderful show we have tonight.
‎葡萄牙要把8分给… Portugal grants eight points to...
‎拉脱维亚 Latvia.
‎我们的10分要投给… Our ten points go to...
‎瑞典 Sweden.
‎我们的12分要投给… And our 12 points go to...
‎希腊 -Greece.
‎挪威要把8分投给我们的邻居瑞典 Norway gives eight pointsto our neighbor Sweden.
‎10分投给希腊 Ten points to Greece.
‎12分投给西班牙 And 12 points to Spain.
‎你好 欧洲歌唱大赛 Hello, Eurovision.
‎我在冰岛雷克雅未克进行现场投票 Coming to you livefrom Reykjavik, Iceland.
‎关于今晚我深表抱歉 I'm so sorry about tonight.
‎我们的选手太烂了 ‎明年情况会好很多 我保证 They were awful.Next year, it will be better. I promise.
‎我们会派别的人去 随便谁都行 We'll send someone else. Just anyone.
‎但这是来自冰岛评审团的投票 But here are the votesfrom the Icelandic jury.
‎8分投给希腊 Eight points go to Greece.
‎10分投给瑞典 Ten points go to Sweden.
‎出租车！ Taxi!
‎最后 我们的12分投给荷兰 And finally, 12 points goto the Netherlands.
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎…来自瑞士对欧洲歌唱大赛的投票 ...from Switzerland to Eurovision.
‎我们的8分投给… Our eight points go to...
‎冰岛 Iceland.
‎冰岛？ Iceland?
‎什么？ What?
‎我们刚听到了“投给冰岛”吗？ Did we just hear "points for Iceland"?
‎快看电视 The TV.
‎对 8分投给冰岛 Yes, eight points for Iceland.
‎什么？ What?
‎10分投给瑞典 12分投给希腊 Ten points go to Sweden,and 12 points to Greece.
‎8分呢 Eight points.
‎-你确定？ ‎-当然确定 -You sure?-Yes, of course.
‎晚上好 欧洲 ‎大家好 我来自捷克共和国 Good evening, Europe.Hello, from Czech Republic.
‎大家期待已久的时刻 The moment you're all waiting for.
‎我们的8分投给… Our eight points go to...
‎克罗地亚 Croatia.
‎我们的10分投给… And our ten points go to...
‎冰岛 Iceland.
‎怎么回事？ What is happening?
‎东欧集团国家纷纷投票给冰岛 The Eastern Bloc countriesare giving votes to Iceland.
‎说不通啊 This makes no sense.
‎-等一下 他们在说冰岛吗？ ‎-冰岛 -Wait, are they saying Iceland?-Iceland.
‎罗马尼亚把8分投给冰岛 Romania gives eight points to Iceland.
‎什么？ -What?
‎法国把8分投给冰岛！ France gives eight points to Iceland!
‎荷兰把10分投给… Holland gives ten points to...
‎冰岛！ Iceland!
‎-我不明白 ‎-真是不可思议 -I don't understand this.-This is crazy.
‎太不可思议了 This is very crazy.
‎简直荒谬 This is absolutely ridiculous.
‎冰岛得票结果还不错 Iceland is doing quite well.
‎最后结果取决于大众投票 ‎但他们的成绩比赔率工作人员 It will be up to the popular vote,but they are doing much better
‎预测的好多了 than the odds-makers predicted.
‎好了 萨莎 我们看看大众投票的情况 Okay, now Sasha, let's seehow the popular vote went
‎看谁能最终进入总决赛 and find out who has made itthrough to the finale.
‎第一个进入总决赛之夜的国家是… The first countrythrough to the final night is...
‎-希腊！ ‎-希腊！ -Greece!-Greece!
‎-耶！ ‎-干得漂亮 希腊！ -Yeah!- Well done, Greece!
‎第二个进入总决赛的国家是… The second country that will be goingto the final is...
‎克罗地亚！ Croatia!
‎对 干得漂亮 克罗地亚！ Yes, well done, Croatia!
‎不是我的最爱 They're not my favorite.
‎科林 现在总决赛仅剩下两个席位 Corin, there are only two more countriesthat are going to make it into the final.
‎气氛都变得白热化了 Getting hot in here.
‎没关系 你还有机会 It's okay, you still have chance.
‎不可能的 Well, no.
‎但你得了很多分 But you have a lot of points.
‎以色列！ Israel!
‎太好了 以色列！太棒了！ Yes, Israel! Right on!
‎最后一个进入 And the last country that will make it
‎周六晚上盛大总决赛的国家是… for the grand finale on Saturday nightwill be...
‎冰岛？ Iceland?
‎什么？ What?
‎你成功了！ -You did it!
‎我的天！ Oh, my God!
‎统计数字…冰岛进入总决赛了？ The numbers are in... Iceland is in?
‎我的天！ Oh, my God!
‎太好了！ -Yes! Yes!-Yes!
‎好极了！ Outstanding!
‎我好开心！ I'm so happy.
‎-真是太好了 ‎-是啊 -It's so great.-Yes.
- Whoo!
‎我好爱这结果！ Oh, I love it!
Oh-ho!
‎太好了 It's great.
‎真希望拉斯也在 I wish Lars was here.
‎拉斯 Lars.
‎不 No.
‎（第二天）
‎拉斯 Lars.
‎嘿 斯特凡 Hey, Stephan.
‎你在做什么？ What are you doing?
‎我在把这捆松散的绳子 I'm taking this rope that's looseand I'm rolling it around
‎卷成圈 to make it like in a circle.
‎我要当渔夫 I'm going to become a fisherman.
‎然后像埃里克松家的人一样喝死 And drink myself to deathlike a real Erickssong man.
‎这是我新的人生 This is my new life.
‎那西格莉特怎么办？ But what about Sigrit?
‎那个没毛、有着大屌的 ‎俄罗斯富豪横亘在我们中间 Rich, hairless Russian guywith a huge dingle-dong came between us.
‎人生在世 难免有不如意 Shit happens.
‎是啊 Yeah.
‎再见 Goodbye.
‎记住了 趁着年轻赶紧放弃梦想！ Remember, give up on your dreams nowwhile you're still young.
‎好臭啊 Ew, it stinks.
Blech! Ptooh!
‎你要是怕鱼 怎么当渔夫？ How can you be a fishermanif you're scared of the fish?
‎-你在开我的玩笑嘛？ ‎-开你的玩笑？ -What, are you joking at me?-Joking at you?
‎当然不是 Not in the least.
‎-不 我受够了 ‎-受够什么了？ -No, I'm tired of it.-Tired of what?
‎我受够了不管我做什么 ‎你都会嘲弄我 I'm tired of you constantly making funof everything that I do.
‎我一辈子都在努力赢得你的尊重 I've spent my whole lifetrying to earn your respect.
‎但你知道吗？我现在不需要了 And you know what?I don't need it anymore.
‎我也不想要了 I don't want it anymore.
‎如果你永远不会尊重我 And if you're never going to respect me,
‎那无所谓了 反正我不需要 好吗？ then, so be it. I don't need it, okay?
‎-要怎么下船？ ‎-拉斯 过来 -Lars. Lars, come here.-How do you get off this boat?
‎-出口在哪？ ‎-没有出口 -Where is the exit?- There is no exit.
‎-这是条船 拉斯 ‎-要怎么下船？ -It's a boat, Lars.-How do you get off this thing?
‎拉斯 过来 Lars, come here.
‎-嘿！ ‎-嘿！ -Hey.-Hey.
‎拉斯 过来 Lars, come here.
‎-过来 拉斯 ‎-不要！ -Come here, Lars.-No.
‎-不要！ ‎-拉斯 过来 -No.-Lars, come here.
‎-不要！ ‎-行了 你冷静 -No.-Stop, stop, stop, stop. Calm down.
‎冷静 拉斯 Calm, calm, calm. Calm, Lars.
‎你往那边看 能看到什么？ Now what do you see over there? Hmm?
‎-那块地吗？ ‎-那是冰岛 -The land?-That is Iceland.
‎-的确是冰岛 没错 ‎-对 -It-- It is Iceland, yes.-Yes.
‎你为冰岛做了贡献 And you have done something for Iceland.
‎伟大的贡献 Something great.
‎我们这些人永远都做不到的贡献 Something none of us could ever do.
‎你唱的那首歌 Your song singing.
‎给我们带来了巨大的自豪感 It has brought us all great pride.
‎-不 那就是场灾难 ‎-对 但你没有放弃 -No, it was a disaster.-Yes, but you did not quit.
‎你身上有维京人的精神！ You have Viking spirit in you.
‎刚开始的时候我并不明白 First, I didn't understand that,
‎直到你爬上舞台 until you got back up on that stage
‎在哪个破仓鼠轮失控跑到观众席之后 after that stupid hamster wheelwent into the audience.
‎你…没有放弃！ You... didn't quit.
‎你总是让我想起你的母亲 You have always reminded meof your mother.
‎她太早离开了我们 She passed too soon for the both of us.
‎她一定会为你感到自豪 拉斯 She would have been proud of you, Lars.
Oh.
‎-对 ‎-可是… -Good. Yes.-But...
‎我确实放弃了 But I did quit.
‎我把西格莉特一个人丢在了那里 ‎现在她也不想要我了 I left Sigrit all alone.And now, she doesn't want me anymore.
‎我们跟埃里克斯多蒂尔家的女人 ‎一向合不来 We've had bad luckwith the Ericksdóttir women.
‎你这话什么意思？ What do you mean?
‎西格莉特的母亲 赫尔卡… Sigrit's mother, Helka...
‎她从来都不喜欢我 she never liked me.
‎从不想跟我有任何瓜葛 Never wanted anything to do with me.
‎我一直都很喜欢西格莉特 I've always loved Sigrit.
‎-我怎么会让这种事发生？ ‎-过去的事不重要了 -How did I let this happen?-Oh, it doesn't matter what happened.
‎你现在必须去争取她 What happens now isthat you have to fight for her.
‎对吧？ Yes?
‎你得去努力争取她 ‎就像你为那个破歌唱大赛努力一样 You have to fight for her like you foughtfor that stupid song contest.
‎跟她一起为实现梦想而努力！ Fight for your dream of a life with her.
‎像维京人那样去努力！ Fight, like a Viking!
‎抱歉打扰 但你们俩知道 ‎冰岛进入欧洲歌唱大赛决赛了吧？ Sorry to disturb, but you two do know thatIceland made it into the Eurovison finals?
‎-什么？ ‎-什么？ -What?-What?
‎你怎么不早说？ Why the hell didn't you tell me?
‎我们还以为你不在乎！ -We-- We thought you didn't care.-What?
‎-那我们得赶紧掉头 ‎-不行 这样会损失一天的捕鱼量 -Well, we have to turn the boat around.-No, we can't lose a day of fishing.
‎-西格莉特！ ‎-不是吧？拉斯！ Sigrit!
Lars!
‎-去找她 拉斯！ ‎-去找她！ - Go get her, Lars!- Go get her!
Oh...
‎都是给我的？ Both for me?
‎当然 Of course.
‎好吧 Okay.
‎西格莉特 这不是结束 Sigrit, this is not ending.
‎而是开始 This is beginning.
‎什么？ What?
‎比赛过后 不如你跟我在一起吧？ Why don't you stay with meafter the contest?
Oh...
‎亚历山大 我们都不怎么了解对方 Alexander, we barely know each other.
‎对 但你又漂亮又善良 Yes, but you are beautiful and kind.
‎我又帅又多金 ‎我们在一起绝对是最佳组合 I handsome and rich. This is typicallyvery winning combination.
‎我们一起唱歌时 ‎我能感受到我们之间与众不同的默契 When we sing, I feel connectionthat is unique for me.
Hmm.
‎如果你愿意 我可以… And if it helps, I can...
‎送你一个法贝热彩蛋… throw in Fabergé egg...
‎私人潜水艇… personal submersible...
‎宠物老虎 pet tiger.
‎我真的不在乎那些东西 I don't really care about that stuff.
‎-我知道 ‎-或许老虎可以 -I know.-Maybe a tiger.
‎我可以安排 It can be arranged.
‎拉斯 Lars.
‎维克多？你怎么会在这里？ Victor. What are you doing here?
‎你怎么会在这里？ What are you doing here?
‎你能开车送我去机场吗？ ‎我们进欧洲歌唱大赛总决赛了 Can you give me a ride to the airport?We're in the finals of Eurovision.
‎嗯 我知道 这可是大消息 Yes, I know this. Big news.
‎-对 哇哦 ‎-嗯 -Yeah. Oh, wow.-Yeah.
‎我刚从海里游上来的 I was swimming in the water.
‎-嗯 我看到了 ‎-对 - Yeah, I saw that.- Yes.
‎-从海里游上来 ‎-冻死人了 -Swimming in the water.-It's freezing.
‎-嗯 ‎-但你能先送我去一个地方吗？ - Yes.- Can you take me somewhere first?
‎-有件事我得料理一下 ‎-好 -There's something I need to take care of.- Yeah.
‎嘿 你好 精灵 Hey there, elf.
‎是我 拉斯 It's me, Lars.
‎我真的搞砸了 I really messed up.
‎我只想过来请你们 And I just wanted to come up hereto ask of you guys
‎尽量帮我 for any help you can give me.
‎我不知道该如何跟西格莉特和好 ‎但我得去试试 I don't know how I'm going to fix thingswith Sigrit, but I have to try.
‎好了 Okay.
‎祝你们午餐愉快 ‎或者不管你们在做什么 Have a good lunch,or whatever you're doing in there.
‎再见！ Goodbye!
‎我一直都不明白为何半个国家的人 ‎还在信精灵 Never understood why half this countrystill believes in elves.
‎我知道 但西格莉特超信的 I know, but Sigrit swears by them.
‎冰岛还是有一只脚 ‎在黑暗时代 对吧？ Iceland continues to have one footin the Dark Ages, huh?
‎我们的魔法和精灵 Our magic and elves.
‎我们什么时候才能长大？ What are we going to do?
‎你不明白吗？如果你去找那个傻姑娘 Don't you understand?If you go back to that stupid girl,
‎就有可能夺冠！我们可承担不起！ you could win that contest,and we cannot have that!
‎冰岛承担不起！ Iceland can't afford it!
‎我们破产了！ We are bankrupt!
‎他们会对我指手画脚！ And they will point the finger at me!
‎你真以为我们会夺冠？ You really think we could win?
‎是我炸掉的那艘船！ ‎是我杀了那些人！ I blew up that boat!I killed all those people!
‎你们应该在… You should have been--
‎谢谢了！ Thank you!
‎请享用饼干！ Enjoy the biscuits!
‎我就把刀留在这里 I'll just leave the knife here,
‎以免你还得杀死别的凶手！ in case you have to do other murders!
‎（欧洲歌唱大赛）
‎（总决赛）
‎欢迎收看今晚的欧洲歌唱大赛总决赛 Welcome to tonight's grand finaleof the Eurovision Song Contest.
‎这是今晚最重要的夜晚 It is the biggest nightof the year.
‎也是我们期待已久的一晚 And the one we have all been waiting for.
‎维克多呢？ Where's Victor?
‎我不知道 你呢？ I-- I don't know. Do you?
‎我给他留了好几条留言 他都没回 I left him a couple of messages,but he never responded.
‎他要是错过比赛 一定会很沮丧的 He's gonna be so bummed outif he misses this.
‎对 如果他不在 一定会错过 Yes, if he's not here,he's gonna miss it.
‎欧洲歌唱大赛总决赛现在开始！ Let the grand finaleof the Eurovision Song Contest begin!
‎（爱丁堡机场）
‎-人都哪去了？ ‎-在家看欧洲歌唱大赛啊 -Where the hell is everyone?-At home, watching Eurovision.
Oh...
‎嘿！ Hey!
‎喂 停车！ Hello. Stop!
‎停车！ Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
‎喂 嘿！ Whoa, hey!
‎美国佬 Americans.
‎-老天！他穿的是什么？ ‎-喷泉旁那个家伙？ -That the guy from the fountain?-Oh, my God. What is he wearing?
‎嘿！美国佬 我最好的朋友 Hey! Americans, my best friends.
‎纽约喷气机队 对吧？ ‎《骑马走在乡村古道》？ New York Jets, right?Take my horse down to Old Town Road?
‎对 我得搭个车 好吗？ Yes, I need a ride, okay?
‎我们要去巴黎 兄弟 We're going to Paris, bro.
‎别 巴黎就是个垃圾堆 ‎还是别去那里了 No, Paris is a dump.You don't want to go there.
‎相信我 那地方很糟糕 Trust me, it's horrible.
‎你们得送我去欧洲歌唱大赛的现场 You need to take meto Eurovision Song Contest.
‎-好吗？可以吗？ ‎-什么？ -Okay? We cool?-What?
‎坚宝果汁！行了 我们走 Jamba Juice! Come on, let's go.
‎伙计 这车是租来的 我得还回去 Dude, this is a rental.I gotta take this back.
‎-他要上车？ ‎-等一下！我的天 -He's getting in the car?-Oh, my God.
‎对 好极了 快关车门 Yeah, that's great.Close the door, close it.
‎-什么？ ‎-我们不能送你去 - What?- We can't.
‎-拜托 快走吧 兄弟 ‎-老天！ Come on, let's go, bro.
‎把油门踩到底！ Pedal to the metal.
‎我得去找西格莉特 ‎她还有10分钟就要上场了！ I need to get to Sigrit.She goes on in ten minutes.
‎真是不可思议 This is crazy.
‎现在上场的是俄罗斯的表演者 ‎亚历山大莱姆托夫 And now the Russian performer,Alexander Lemtov.
‎他依然是我的最爱 ‎他为大家带来《狮子之爱》 The favorite still, with his song"Lion of Love."
‎爱情 Love...
‎杰夫 兄弟 开快点 Jeff, bro, man. Come on.
‎把油门踩到底 快点！ Put the pedal to the metal. Let's go!
‎那限速怎么办？ What about the speed limit?
‎整个欧洲就没有限速这一说 There is no speed limit in all of Europe.
‎你想开多快就开多快 You can go any speed.
‎-伙计 ‎-酷 Oh... cool.
‎这就对了 好的 There you go. Okay.
‎杰夫真有胆量 Jeff got some balls.
‎你的“胆”或许很小 但你肯定有 They may be small, but you've got them.
‎我知道！我好怕！ -Whoa.-I know, I'm so scared.
‎我开心地躺在阴影里 不为苍蝇烦恼 I was happy laying 'round in the shadowsUnbothered by flies
‎身边有莺莺燕燕 ‎但她们都点燃不了我内心的火焰 Surrounded by so manyThat just didn’t light my fire
‎但当我转身 ‎看到一只带着媚笑的小羚羊 Bu-hu-hut then I turned 'round andI saw a gazelle with a flirtatious smile
‎她像风一般疾驰而去 ‎但你这次不会逃掉 Swift as the wind she was goneBut you won't get away this time
Whoo!
‎能让我下车吗？这也太吓人了 ‎快停车 Can you let me out the car, please?This is scary. Just stop the car.
‎安静！ Shh! Quiet!
‎你冷静点 不然到了下个转弯处 ‎你就会被丢出车外 You need to relax 'cause otherwise you'regoing to get thrown out on the next turn.
-Oh, my--
‎杰夫 开车啊！继续开！ Jeff, drive! Keep driving!
‎你开得很好！ You're doing great!
‎车技超级棒！快走！ Super thumbs up! Go!
‎我会成为你想要的国王 I’ll be the king you wanted
‎你会成为我需要的王后 You’ll be the queen I need
‎永永远远 不休不止 And on and on and on and on
Oh!
‎我们在一起吧 Let's get together
‎我是狮子爱人 I’m a lion lover
‎我为爱情狩猎 And I hunt for love
‎转弯 杰夫 转弯！ Turn, Jeff. Turn!
‎欧洲歌唱大赛就像《好声音》吗？ So, is Eurovision like The Voice?
‎你能闭嘴吗？不是的！ ‎它跟《好声音》不一样 Would you shut up?No! It's not like The Voice.
‎是那边吗？ Is that it over there?
‎对！当然是 你个白痴！ Yes! Of course it is, you shithead!
‎上面写着欧洲歌唱大赛呢 ‎别减速啊！ It says Eurovision right on it.Don't slow down!
‎在大草原上 On the savanna
‎我会让你升起到 I will make you rise up
‎高空之上 To the sky above
‎当我咆哮时 And I when I roar
‎你会知道我完事了 You’ll know, you'll know I’m done
‎今夜某事某刻某个人 Somewhere someone tonight
‎会遇到狮子之爱 Will meet the lion of love
‎今夜某事某个某个人 Somewhere someone tonight
‎会遇到狮子之爱 Will meet the lion of love
‎今夜某事某个某个人 Somewhere someone tonight
‎会遇到狮子之爱 Will meet the lion of love
‎狮子之爱 Lion of love
‎我要在这里下车 - Ah. Here's my stop.
‎-真棒！我们成功了！欧洲歌唱大赛 ‎-我的天 -Yes! We made it! Eurovision.-Oh, my God.
‎好了 嘿！谢谢你们 美国佬！ ‎你们真是糟透了！ All right. Hey! Thank you, Americans!You're awful people! Ha-ha!
‎不 但说真的！千万别去冰岛！ No, but seriously! Don't come to Iceland!
‎我们不喜欢你们！ ‎你们可能会被精灵杀死！ We don't want you!You might be killed by elves!
‎-你唱得真好！ ‎-老天！ -That was amazing!-My God.
‎我知道 I know, I know.
‎谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
‎老天！ Oh, my God.
‎今晚我们征服舞台 ‎明天我们就去征服世界！ Oh! Tonight we conquer stage,tomorrow the world.
‎莱姆托夫 我得问你一件事 Um... uh... Lemtov,I need to ask you something.
‎-问吧 ‎-好 -Sure, sure.-Okay.
Uh...
‎你是基佬吗？ Are you gay?
‎什么？ What?
‎不是！当然不是 我可是俄罗斯人 No! No, no! Of course not. I am Russian.
‎-不是？ ‎-俄罗斯没有基佬 -No?-There no gay people in Russia.
‎但从数据上来说 我认为有这个可能 Statistically speaking,I think that's impossible.
‎-我向你保证 我百分百不是 ‎-性别酷儿呢？ -I assure you. Hundred percent.-Gender-fluid?
‎这是事实 俄罗斯没有基佬 Fact of truth. No gay Russian.
‎-也不是非二元性别？ ‎-不 不是的 我是百分百直男 -Non-binary?-No, non-binary. I, he, him pronoun.
‎百分百直男 He, him.
‎好 -Okay.-Hmm.
‎那个… Well, um...
‎我来这里后发生了很多事 然后… so a lot has happenedsince I came here, and--
‎我们随后再聊吧 Shh. We talk about this later time.
‎你该上台了 This your moment.
‎你去舞台上尽情歌唱 You go, sing your heart out.
‎好吗？ Okay?
‎-好吗？ ‎-好 -Okay?-Okay.
‎去吧 Go.
‎科林 我在休息室 ‎歌手们都坐在这里… I am here, Corin, the green room,where only the artists can sit...
‎你好 赫尔卡 Hello, Helka.
‎进来吧 Come in.
‎可恶！ Oh, shit!
‎-拉斯… ‎-不行 拜托 我要迟到了 -Lars...-No, come on. I'm running late.
‎拉斯 拜托 你必须听我说 Lars, please. You must listen to me.
‎靠 怎么了？ Fuck it. What?
‎你有生命危险 Your life is in danger.
‎维克多卡洛森害死了我 ‎他炸毁了我所在的船 Victor Karlosson killed me.He blew me up on the boat
‎现在他会杀死你 and now he's going to try to kill you.
‎你去哪了？说真的 Where have you been? Seriously.
‎你就没用自己的妖力 ‎看看都发生了什么吗？ Have you not been using your ghost powersto watch anything that's happening?
‎他已经试过了 他死了 He already tried. He's dead.
‎-什么？ ‎-对 他已经试过杀我了 -What?-Yes, he already tried.
‎嗯 拜托！说真的 非常感谢你 ‎你还有别的话要说吗？ Yeah. So, like, come on. Seriously.Thank you so much. Is that it?
‎再见 拉斯 Goodbye, Lars.
‎她这个鬼一点忙都没帮上 She's not a very helpful ghost.
‎接下来是冰岛选手 Iceland is next.
‎观众提前收到了预警 The audience have been warned.
‎消防员也严阵以待 Fire marshals are standing by.
‎加油 冰岛！ Go, Iceland!
‎看来火焰传说今晚只有一人演唱 It appears only one halfof Fire Saga will be performing tonight.
‎你笑什么？我要跟你拳斗！ Why are you laughing?I'm trying to have a fist fight with you!
‎你的拳头打到我身上就像棉花一样 You hit me but it's very light.
‎感觉是在给我按摩 It's almost relaxing.
‎你离她远点 You stay away from her.
‎拉斯 太迟了 Lars, it's too late.
‎是你应该离她远点 You are the one who should stay away.
‎你什么都给不了她 You can give her nothing.
‎我什么都能给她 I give her everything.
‎舒适的生活、安全感、豪宅 ‎皇宫、每个房间都有无线网 Comfort, security, mansion,palace, Wi-Fi every room.
‎你能给她什么？你什么都给不了 What you give her?
Nothing.
‎-好多东西 ‎-谢谢 -It's quite an impressive list.-Thank you.
I saw you and then
All of my nights turned morning
You turned 'round
And I suddenly found my glory
‎停下 音乐停止！拜托了！停下 Stop. Stop, stop the music, please!Stop. Stop.
‎拉斯！ Lars!
‎又来了 跟冰岛人再次一起冒险 Here we go.Another adventure with the Icelanders.
‎我叫拉斯埃里克松 我来自冰岛 My name is Lars Erickssong from Iceland.
‎我很抱歉打乱节目 And I’m sorry to be messing up the show.
‎我不该这么做的 我超喜欢这个节目 I shouldn’t. I... I love this show.
‎欧洲歌唱大赛对我来说意味着一切 The Eurovision Song Contestmeans everything to me.
‎它是我的命根子 It is my life.
‎自孩童时代起 Ever since I was a small child,
‎我就一直梦想在大赛上夺冠 I always dreamed of winning the contest.
‎但是… But...
‎大多数人也知道 ‎欧洲歌唱大赛不仅仅是一场比赛 as most of you know, Eurovision ismuch more than a competition.
‎音乐的意义也不在于比赛 The music is not a contest.
‎最完美的歌曲不是能夺冠的歌曲 And the perfect songisn't the winning song,
‎而是抒发真情实意的歌曲 but a song that comes from the heart.
‎我们会被取消资格的 We'll be disqualified.
‎你唱就是了 Just sing.
‎我独自一人 All by myself
‎面对着大大的世界 With this great big world before me
‎但心中却在另想他人 But it's all for someone else
‎我反复尝试 I’ve tried and tried again
‎让你知道我的心意 To let you know just where my heart is
‎说出实话 不再假装 To tell the truth and not pretend
‎我只需要 All I needed
‎逃离 Was to get away
‎我刚明白我注定要留下来 Just to realizeThat I was meant to stay
‎留在山峦通过海鸥的尖叫声 ‎发出阵阵歌声的地方 Where the mountains singThrough the screams of seagulls
‎在鲸鱼可以自在生活的地方 ‎因为那里有温柔的人 Where the whales can live'Cause they’re gentle people
‎在我的家乡 In my hometown
‎我的家乡 My hometown
‎我以为你已经明白我的心意 ‎我必须说出口吗？ Thought I made it clearDo I have to say it?
‎爱意一直都在 我们只是没看到 It was always thereWe just didn’t see it
‎我只需要你和我在一起 ‎还有我的家乡… All I need is you and meAnd my home...
‎她在用冰岛语唱 She's singing in Icelandic.
Húsavík...
‎太好听了！ Gorgeous!
‎你想要世界 You want the world
‎想要世界 Want the world
‎那些霓虹灯和广告牌 All the neon lights and billboards
‎你希望被看到 被听到 To be seen and to be heard
‎我就追随着你 And I followed you
‎但现在我明白了什么能让我开心 But now I know what makes me happy
‎我能看出来 你也感受到了 And I can tell you feel it too
‎留在山峦通过海鸥的尖叫声 ‎发出阵阵歌声的地方 Where the mountains singThrough the screams of seagulls
‎在鲸鱼可以自在生活的地方 ‎因为那里有温柔的人 Where the whales can live'Cause they’re gentle people
‎在我的家乡 In my hometown
‎我的家乡 My hometown
‎在北边的光照亮世界 Where the northern lightsBurst out their colors
‎神奇的夜晚超越一切时光… And the magic nightsSurpass all others and...
Húsavík...
‎我的家 My home
‎我的家乡 My hometown
‎斯佩格之境 Speorg note.
‎太好听了！ That was beautiful!
‎这首歌真的很好听 Quite beautiful, really.
‎但他们肯定也会因为改歌被取消资格 They will, of course, be disqualifiedfor changing their song,
‎但这首歌太好听了！ but quite beautiful.
‎我看到你了哦 I see you.
‎你来了 There you are.
‎我来了 Here I am.
‎我在看你 I’m checking you out.
‎是我在看你 I’m checking you out.
‎火焰传说！ Fire Saga!
‎-火焰传说！ ‎-火焰传说！ - Fire Saga!- Fire Saga!
‎火焰传说！ Fire Saga!
‎西格莉特埃里克斯多蒂尔！ Sigrit Ericksdóttir!
‎你这么做是对的 亚历山大 -Oh...-Good for you, Alexander.
‎我当然还会赢 但是… I still win, of course, but...
‎我为他们感到开心 I am happy for them.
‎我怎能不为他们开心呢？ How could I not be? Hmm?
‎你也应该开心 You deserve to be happy, too.
‎俄罗斯母亲可不赞同你的说法 Mother Russia does not agree.
Aww...
‎跟我一起去希腊吧 -Come to Greece with me.-Hmm.
‎我确实喜欢那里的雕像 I do like the statues.
‎或许我们会买一艘游艇 ‎我美黑后肯定会很帅 Maybe we get a yacht.I look fantastic with tan.
‎我怎么知道 我又没见过美黑的你 Wouldn't know,I haven't seen you with a real one.
-Oh...
‎抱抱我 Hug me.
Oh-ho!
‎嘿！ Hey!
Wow!
‎-哇哦！谢谢！ ‎-大家好！ -Whoa! Thank you!-Hi!
‎谢谢！ Thank you!
Okay!
‎（《冰岛虽输掉比赛 ‎但赢得人心》）
‎爸爸… Papa...
‎（一段时间后）
- Happy, happy, happy - Bring me down
- Happy, happy, happy - Your love's too high to bring me down
- Can't nothin'... - Happy, happy, happy
‎太好了！ Yes!
- Because I'm... - Happy
Clap along if you feelLike a room without a roof
- Because I'm... - Happy
Clap along if you feelLike happiness is the truth
- Because I'm... - Happy
- Whoo!
‎谢谢！ Thank you! Thank you!
‎今晚有大事要庆祝 We have a wonderful celebration tonight.
‎让我们热烈恭喜埃里克和赫尔卡！ Big congratulations to Erick and Helka!
‎对！ -Yes!
Aww...
‎-这种事以后再也不会让人觉得奇怪 ‎-对 超级不奇怪 -That's never not going to be weird.-No. Super not.
‎舌吻啊！ Do the tongue too.
‎还要竖起大拇指 -Ugh...-And a thumbs up.
‎好了 你们不必举大拇指 爸爸 Okay. You don't have to dothe thumbs up, Dad.
‎冰岛万岁！ Iceland rules!
‎耶！ -Whoo!-Yeah!
‎嘿 美国佬！ ‎你们在冰岛玩得开心吗？ Hey, Americans!Are you having a good time in Iceland?
‎开心！ -Yeah!-Yeah!
‎-我们讨厌你们来这里 ‎-对！ -Well, we hate that you're here.- Yeah!
‎对！你们还是赶紧回老家吧 好吗？ Yeah! So why don't you go back home,all right?
‎你们不是经常开着怪物一样的卡车 Don't you have some traffic to sit in
‎一边堵在路上 ‎一边吃辣味玉米热狗吗？ with your monster trucksand your chili corn dogs?
‎-对 ‎-行了 拉斯 -Yeah.-Okay, Lars.
‎我给你们准备了鸦片 你们可以带走 Why, I have some opiates for you,you can take,
‎当你们透支信用卡 ‎买了太多房子的时候 while you over leverage your credit cards
-and you buy too many houses.-Okay. Wow.
‎对！那感觉怎么样？ -Yes! How does that feel?-Hey! Hey!
‎不行 我还没说完呢！我讨厌你们！ ‎讨厌到家了！ No, I'm not done! I hate you!I hate your guts!
‎谁想听欧洲歌唱大赛上的歌曲？ Who wants to hear a Eurovision song?
‎不要！ No!
‎唱《呀呀叮咚》！ Play "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎《呀呀叮咚》！ "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎快唱！ Play it!
‎《呀呀叮咚》！ "Ja Ja Ding Dong"!
‎这就开始！ -Here we go!
‎一、二、一、二、三、四… One, two, a one, two, three, four.
‎当我感受到你温柔的抚摸 When I feel your gentle touch
‎天时地利人和 一切都为我们 And things are going our way
‎我想每时每刻都把爱倾注到你身上 I wanna spill my love on you
‎每时每刻 All day, all day
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎我对你的爱日益宽广 My love for youIs growing wide and long
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎在明白我们的状况后 我膨胀又爆裂 I swell and burstWhen I see what we've become
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎来嘛 宝贝 我们好好爱下去 Come, come, my babyWe can get love on
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎我看到你时 感觉内心叮咚叮咚作响 When I see you I feel a ding ding dong
‎与你为伴令我爱情满溢 Love expands when I'm with you
‎洒遍整条银河 All over the milky way
‎我愿为你敞开心扉 I wanna open up to you
‎每时每刻 All day, all day
‎好 大家都动起来 All right, everyone, move your body. Whoo!
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎我对你的爱日益宽广 My love for youIs growing wide and long
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎在明白我们的状况后 我膨胀又爆裂 I swell and burst when I seeWhat we've become
‎来啊 各位！ Come on, everyone!
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎来嘛 宝贝 我们好好爱下去 Come, come, my babyWe can get love on
‎-呀呀叮咚 ‎-叮咚！ - Ja ja ding dong - Ding dong!
‎我看到你时 感觉内心叮咚叮咚作响 When I see you I feel a ding ding dong
Yeah!
‎好了 要不要听首 ‎欧洲歌唱大赛的歌？ Okay, how about the Eurovision song now?
‎不要！ No!
‎好吧 没问题！ All right. Fair enough!