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翻譯 辰星曉Reginamoon Stragoi 王木木
翻譯 Mr.Nobody nemonini AE_CassA_Wei
校對 蘇葵
時間軸 chance-coco
后期 吉吉
總監 酸大頭
他在那呢 There he is!
我最新的造物 My latest creation.
好吧 Right.
雙彩虹 Double rainbow!
不 No.
不 不行 我說了"不行" 不是嗎 No, no. I said "No," haven't I?
我讓你不要... I've told you not to...
你經受了考驗 You were tested...
而你 and you...
卻 have...
失敗了 failed!
傳教士 第四季 第二集
我不知道 一定是因為潤滑劑之類的 I dunno, must've been the KY or somethin',
但那玩意就那樣從我手里飛出去了 but the thing just flew outta my hand
直接掉進了浴缸里 and straight into the Jacuzzi...
我電死了兩名合作的演員... I electrocuted two of my co-stars...
正是在那時我意識到 That was when I realized
是時候離開色情片行業了 it was time to get out of the porn industry...
去機場是吧 Airport, huh?
你要去哪里 Where you goin'?
我要去和上帝談談 然后拯救世界 I'm gonna talk to God and save the world.
有點遲了吧 不覺得嗎 It's a bit late for that, don'tcha think?
拜托 認真的 你要去哪里 Come on, seriously. Where you headed?
去這個...老二嗎 To this... penis?
這是座山 It's a mountain...
或者石頭 or rock.
我覺得 I think.
你覺得 You think?
認真的嗎 Seriously?
你起床后拋棄了我 You up and leave me
卻不知道自己要去哪里 and you don't know where you're going?
這些人 These people.
總是在為一些事情哭泣 Always cryin' over somethin'.
你不打算停車嗎 You're not gonna stop?
絕對不 Hell no.
別擔心 神父 Don't you worry, Father.
那小子要么是個麻風病人 That boy's either a leper,
要么是小偷或恐怖分子 or thief or terrorist.
-或者他只是個小孩子 -你說是就是吧 - Or he's just a little kid. - If you say so.
我告訴你吧 他可絕對不是個基督... I'll tell you one thing; he damn sure ain't no Christia...
停車 Stop the truck!
耶穌·德薩德
您繼續 神父 You go on, Father,
去為我們拯救世界吧 you save the world for us.
我的狗...先生 My dog... Mister.
它死了 He dead!
出什么事了 What happened?
你在干什么 Whatcha you doin'?
把你身上的東西給我 賤人 Give me your shit, bitch!
孩子 你知道嗎 Kid, you know...
我可沒在鬧著玩 I'm dead-ass right now.
把槍放下 Drop the gun.
不 Oh, no!
我的狗 My dog...
先生 Mister.
它死了 He's dead!
你還想怎樣 Well, what now?
不 你別想拿走這雙靴子 No, you're not getting the boots.
巡邏隊剛剛報告看見了卡斯特 Patrol just reported a Custer sighting.
是現在就派直升機和突擊隊 Send in the choppers and an assault unit now
還是等招待會之后再說 or after the meet and greet?
卡斯特在逃 長官 Custer's on the run, sir.
那個逼可不會自己刻上他的頭 That vagina's not gonna carve itself.
是的是的 但如今 我們要先處理別的事 Yes, yes... but for now, we have something else in mind...
是嗎 長官 We do, sir...?
當然了 圖麗普 Of course. Tulip.
她依舊會來找這個吸血鬼 She'll still come for the vampire...
-我想知道 -那個女孩是關鍵 - I wonder... - The girl's the key.
她是他的弱點 She's his weakness.
-他始終都是他的 -弗蘭基在附近嗎 - She's always been his... - Is Frankie around?
托斯卡尼嗎 先生 Toscani, sir?
我可能需要一些 I may need some, uh...
外科援助 surgical assistance.
所以 你從遠方來就是為了我 是嗎 So, what, you come all the way out here just for me, did you?
沒有什么本地拷問的活干嗎 Is there no local torture work going down?
都是因為全球化 Globalization.
我曾經就是一個兢兢業業 糊口養家的男人 Used t'be a guy could work hard, support his family,
不需要離開自己的一畝三分地 never leave the five boroughs.
現在呢 Now?
跟過去完全不一樣 It ain't the same.
我很懷念紐約的老時光 I miss the old New York days.
70年代 '70s...
80年代 '80s.
天哪 我想念的是紐約真正的老時光 Christ, I miss the really old New York days.
跟巴比·魯思和歐尼·麥登 Puking behind the back of McSorley's
在麥克索利酒吧喝到吐 with Babe Ruth and Owney Madden. Ah.
不會吧 你認識殺手麥登 No shit, you knew "Killer" Madden?
是啊 我認識 Yeah, I did. Yeah. Well...
我曾經有一次看他把槍塞到一個人菊花里 You know, I once watched him... he put a gun up a man's arse
然后把他的腦漿蹦的滿天花板都是 and just blew his brains all over the ceiling, like.
老兄 Oh, man.
這可太經典了 That's classic.
你喜歡這故事嗎 D'you like that?
可笑的是 這是我將來要殺掉你的方法 What's funny is that's exactly how I'm gonna kill you.
所有圣杯團成員注意 Attention all Grail personnel,
請更新你們的權限 please update your authorization...
來跟我講一下 硬漢 Tell me somethin', tough guy.
你的朋友把你帶到了出口 Yer friend got you all the way to the exit.
發生了什么 What happened?
不 我很好奇 No, I'm curious.
你為什么不直接 Why didn't you just...
離開 leave?
你知道我們愛爾蘭人 You know us Irish.
從來不會放過錯失機會的機會 Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
好了 孩子們 All right, kids.
我們開始上課 We're back.
現在 Now.
誰想來試一下 Who wants a go?
不是吧 Oh, come on.
他這個人好惡毒啊 Oh, he's a mean one.
在嗎 Hello?
朋友 Friend?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
在里面 Hey, in there!
他跑到哪里去了 Where the hell did he go?
什么鬼 What the hell?
我的天哪 他挺野啊 My goodness... he's a wild one!
是嗎 你最好繼續找 Oh, yeah? Well, you better keep looking!
如果這個人跑了出去 'Cause if this guy gets out
那就該其他人的屌挨刀了 it'll be somebody else's dick on the knife.
所有圣杯團成員注意 Attention all Grail personnel,
在同源血統節 the car wash will be open regular hours
洗車房會照常開放 during the Festival of Homogenous Bloodline.
城市衰敗
你是誰 W-who are you?
我就是海象 I am the walrus.
你想要干什么 What do you want?!
我想要你 I want you...
圣吧和圣杯 汽車旅館
圣杯的戰士們死的光榮 Proud die the Soldiers of the Grail!
為他們榮耀的戰斗吹起號角 Trumpet the men and the glorious fight they made.
槍炮手 鴿子腿 Gunner, Pigeon Foot,
-埃爾帕索 -致敬圣杯 - El Paso... - To the Grail.
我在找人 Looking for someone.
她是恐怖分子 罪犯 Terrorist, criminal.
我一直在和當地組織聯系 Been checking the local establishments.
你見過她嗎 You seen her?
她看上去很嚇人 She looks very scary, huh?
但沒有 如果見過我會記得的 But no... I would, uh, remember her.
這正是她喜歡的那種爛攤子 This exactly the sort of piss pot shit hole she's drawn to.
你確定嗎 Are you sure?
十分肯定 Very sure.
如果我見過這么可怕的恐怖分子 If I see a scary muhtal such as this?
我會告訴你 I will say so.
好吧 Yeah...
我相信你會的 I believe you will.
否則 Otherwise?
你的下場會是這樣 This will happen.
放下啤酒去拿些紙巾 Put down the beer and grab some Kleenex,
你們這群愛哭鬼 you babies.
我要把那個賤人的頭顱穿在長矛上 I want that bitch's head on a pike!
他們現在在找你 They are looking for you now.
我是說他們真的在找你 I mean they are really looking for you.
很好 Good.
該死 Damn.
用一個帶篦條的扳手也許更好 Uh, a crowsfoot with a breaker bar is maybe better, huh?
你有扳手 卡莫爾 You gotta crowsfoot, Kamal?
要把混合物加進碳水化合物里 Gotta tweak the mixture on the carb.
如果我們降低空氣燃油比 If we lower the air/fuel ratio
這次就會產生更多的能量 we'll get more power this time round.
沒有別的機會了 Won't get another chance.
這主意不好 妮莎 Is bad job, Nissa.
對抗梅察達 To take on Masada, huh?
你丈夫把這樣的活留給你也很差勁 And very bad husband to leave with such a job.
為什么不等他回來 Why not wait for him to come back?
我告訴過你了 卡莫爾 I told you, Kamal.
他不是我的丈夫 He ain't my husband...
他也不會回來 ...and he ain't comin' back.
狗娘養的 Son of bitch.
出什么事了 What's the problem?
阿哈默德 骯臟的穆斯林教徒 Ahmad. Filthy Muslim.
你不是穆斯林教徒嗎 Aren't you Muslim?
我 Me?
我是科普特教徒 I am Coptic!
伙計們 Guys.
好的 All right...
拜托 Come on.
別打了 Stop fighting.
很好 Good...
現在成為朋友 Now be friends.
發生了什么 What the hell happened?
我告訴他"別打了" I told him to "Stop fighting"!
他不會說英文 He does not speak English.
你們有什么問題 What is wrong with you people?
如果我為了這樣的蠢事放棄了我生命中 If I walked out on the only good thing in my life
唯一的美好 for this bullshit,
我會十分 I'm gonna be so, so...
十分 So...
圣父已死 The Allfather is Dead!
圣父萬歲 Long live the Allfather!
說得好 說得好 Hear! Hear!
你沒事吧 圣父 Are you well, Allfather?
我們聽說了那個恐怖襲擊 We heard about the terrorist attack?
我沒事 I'm fine.
對城堡的襲擊 The attack on the citadel was, uh...
很容易就鎮壓了 easily repulsed.
那圣子呢 And the Holy Child?
他安全嗎 Is He safe?
圣子 The Holy Child?
來吧 Come on, now...
跳舞 dance.
不是他 It's not Him.
他非常健康 ...he's fit as a fiddle.
那么 So?
圣杯什么時候會把他介紹給世人呢 When will the Grail be presenting him to the world?
遲早會的 In time.
如果你們沒別的事 Now if you'll excuse me...
但是幾時呢 No, but when?
具體什么時候 Specifically?
原諒我 圣父 Forgive me, Allfather.
你是個偉人而我只是副首相 You're a great man and I'm just a Deputy Prime Minister,
但只是 but it's just...
如果我無法看見該如何追隨呢 how can I follow what I cannot see?
當然是靠信仰 With faith, of course.
爬到箱子里去 Climb in the box.
請 Please.
我并不是要找借口 Not that this is an excuse,
但我喝多了 but I have had too much to drink.
沒有借口 No excuse.
請你們刪除我的搜索記錄 Ooh! Someone, please, erase my search history!
航空郵遞
還有別的問題嗎 Any other questions?
很好 Good.
圣子很快就會 The Holy Child will be revealed
展現給你們 to you all soon enough.
嫁禍給澳大利亞人 Blame it on the Australians.
加速十分重要 Acceleration is very important...
傾斜的角度 Angle of inclination...
風速 塵土 一小時幾千米 wind, dust, kilometers per hour...
這活不好干 This is bad job.
妮莎 我很擔心你 Nissa, I am worried for you.
是啊 Yeah.
我感受到了 I'm gettin' that.
你在擔心什么 What're you worried about?
最擔心的嗎 沖擊力 Out of everything? The impact.
你覺得怎么樣 What do you think?
我看起來體面嗎 Do I look smart?
過來 給我 抱歉 Come here. Give me those. I'm so sorry.
好了伙計 這些會讓我成為 There we go, lad... 'cause these should turn me into...
"張醫生" 不錯 "Doctor Zhang"? Well enough.
我是什么科室的醫生 What am I doctor of, anyway?
"化學藥理學" 酷 "Chemical Pharmacology," cool.
是藥對嗎 That's drugs, right?
沒錯 Yeah, it is.
城市衰...城市衰敗 "Urban bli..." "Urban blight".
城市破壞 家庭破裂 奪魂之藥 City wrecking, family breaking, soul-stealin' drugs.
不 不 N-no. No.
絕對不行 Absolutely not.
不 這些給我 Nope. Give me those.
張 Zhang.
你應該為自己感到羞恥 You should be ashamed of yourself.
好了 再見 All right. See you later.
怎么樣 你還好嗎 How's it goin'? You all right?
又要去一個無聊的會議 Off to another boring conference.
在密爾沃基 Bloody Milwaukee.
這是我身份證 Here's me ID.
大孔原基 Primo Ostium Magnam.
謝了 哥們 Thanks, man.
你知道嗎 A-actually, you know what?
我真是個傻子 I am just such ijeet...
我忘了我的 I-I left me thing... the... the...
我藥理學的東西 me little pharmacologic-ist-al thing.
我馬上回來 I be right back.
準備好了嗎 Ready to go?
你的這個朋友 This friend of yours?
吸血鬼都又碩大又強壯吧 Vampires are big and strong, huh?
也許他沒事 M-maybe he's okay.
也許他已經逃出來了 Maybe, uh, he's escaped already?
也許吧 Maybe.
那... So...
我們再等等看吧 Maybe we wait and see?
我不想讓你干這份活 妮莎 I don't like this job for you, Nissa.
妮莎 這是件壞事 Nissa, this is bad job.
我要進那扇門 I'm going in that door.
我要救卡西出來 就這樣 And I'm gettin' Cass out, and that's that.
我不會為任何人再等等看 I don't "wait and see" shit for anybody.
怎么了 What?
我不會給你口 如果你好這口 I'm not gonna blow ya, if that's yer game.
怎么了 What?
我也不會給你倆口 I'm not gonna blow neither of you two neither.
那太糟糕了 That's too bad.
我們的蛋毛白剔了 We trimmed our balls fer nothin'.
我拿到了 I got it.
準備好出去了 Ready to go.
大家請注意 飛往漢堡的二十二號航班 Your attention, please: flight number 22 to Hamburg
將在三號登機口起飛 will be leaving from Gate 3.
機場不能吸煙 There's no smoking at the airport.
現在可以 There is now.
嗯 現在可以了 Yeah. There is now.
你認得出這個嗎 You recognize this?
這是一塊巖石 It's a rock.
一塊巖石 行吧 Oh, it's a rock, all right.
迷失的使徒 The Lost Apostle.
那是一個古老的圣地 It's an ancient sacred site.
你需要多出來走走 You need to get out more.
它在哪里 Well, where is it?
小心有蛇
澳大利亞
好 All right then.
飛往澳大利亞墨爾本的乘客們 All passengers with a destination of Melbourne, Australia...
該死 我的 Shit. Where's my...?
要火嗎 傳教士 Need a light, Preacher?
飛往澳大利亞墨爾本的乘客們 All passengers to Melbourne, Australia...
耶穌·德薩德
該死 Shit.
請別傷害她 Please don't hurt her.
她不是個壞人 只是她的丈夫離開了她 She's not a bad person just... her husband left her.
這讓她發了瘋 Makes her crazy.
先別開火 Weapons cold.
探戈 三點鐘方向 Tango, 3 o'clock!
快 快 快 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
在車庫 Garage!
回到車上 Back to the cars!
怎么回事 What the...?!
有人開走了我的車 Someone took my car!
我們追到她了 追到她了 We got her. We got her.
她被困住了 我們抓到她了 She's trapped. We've got her!
她在干什么 What's she doing?
我看到她了 I see her!
我看到她了 她不見了 I see her! She's gone!
誰看到她了嗎 Any eyes on her?
沒有 我什么都看不到 No, I don't see a thing.
沒看到 Negative, nothing here.
等等 Wait...
等等等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我看到她了 I got eyes on her!
她往那邊開了 There she goes.
她真厲害 Whoa, she's good.
塵土太多我看不到她 I can't see anything with all this dust!
報告情況 報告情況 Report in, report in!
骨頭都露出來了 骨頭都露出來了 Aah! I can see the bone! I can see the bone!
我剛才看到她了 我看到她了 看到她了 I just saw her! I got her! I got her!
六點鐘方向 六點鐘方向 等等 不 On your six on your six! Wait, no...!
天哪 她朝我們開過來了 Oh, my God, she's coming right at us!
-她撞到查理了 -她歸我了 - She got Charlie! - She's mine!
所有小隊... All units...
往你們右邊過去了 Coming in on your right!
在你們右邊 注意 右上方 On your right. Watch out. Over on your right!
報告情況 誰看到了 Report in. Who has eyes?
誰看到了 Who has eyes?!
什么 What?!
只剩我們了 We're all that's left!
她沖過來了 Aah! Oh, she's not backing off!
坐好了 Hold on!
不不不 小心 小心刀尖 No, no, no! Mind the... mind the tip!
真他媽業余 Bloody amateur.
沒關系 That's okay.
來吧 Come on.
千萬別忘了 說到折磨 Just always remember when it comes to torture,
錯誤也是其中一部分 mistakes are a part of it.
給你 醫生 Here you go, doc.
我明白了 I got it now.
我以前對付過你這樣的人 I worked with guys like you before.
一無是處 愚蠢 Screw-ups, meatheads.
不斷地回到這里 The repeat clients.
出去無法獨立生活的人 Guys who couldn't get outta their own way.
你懂的 他們總在哀嚎抱怨 You know, they piss and moan
運氣不好之類的屁話 about being "Unlucky" or some shit.
其實讓他們不斷回來的根本不是運氣 But it ain't luck that keeps 'em comin' back,
而是愧疚感 it's guilt.
他們覺得自己罪有應得 They think they deserve it.
德薩德 娛樂屋
等著我 Wait for me.
走吧 Let's go.
看 Look.
你看到了嗎 Did you see that?
你應該去幫他 You gotta go help him.
應該有種傳教士法則 對嗎 There's, like, a... A preacher's code, right?
你必須助人為樂 You have to help people.
一定也跟飛行員法則一樣毫無鳥用 Well, there sure as shit's a pilot code!
現在應該會流出一些分泌物 Now, a certain amount of discharge is to be expected...
看起來怎樣 How does it look?
你說得對 圣父 You were right, Allfather.
好主意 Wonderful idea.
如果出現變色或異味 請立即打電話給我 Call me if you notice any discoloration or foul odor.
我會多冷藏一些 I'll keep some extras on ice...
也許會需要對它進行加固 in case we need to shore it up.
快 我需要醫生 Come on, I need a medic!
我們又找到一輛 We got another one!
我來救你了 I got you.
是的 這可能是我們最后一次見到她了 Yup, that's probably the last we'll see of her.
耶穌·德薩德 娛樂屋 歡迎有罪之人
去澳大利亞 是嗎 Australia, eh?
挺冒險的 不是嗎 That's quite the adventure, isn't it?
蛇 小袋鼠和袋鼠... Snakes, wallabies, and kangaroos...
我無法相信你離開了我 神父 I can't believe you left me, Padre...
別忘了 你也離開了她 對嗎 Mind you, you left her too, didn't you?
機長 我 關閉了禁止吸煙的標識 The captain... me... has turned off the no-smoking sign.
哥們 我一直想這么干 Man, I've always wanted to do that.
到澳大利亞的飛行時間約為16小時多一點 The flight time is a little over 16 hours to Australia,
傳教士 如果你有任何需要 盡管拍駕駛艙門 If you need anything, Preacher, just bang on the cockpit door.