呵，呵，呵 Ho ho ho.
聖誕老人 3 SANTA CLAUSE 3
好了，同學們，如果一隻馴鹿離開精靈村… All right, class, if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg
以每小時20英里的速度向西飛 flying west at 20 miles per hour,
另一隻馴鹿以每小時50英里的速度向東飛 and another reindeer flies east travelling at 50 miles per hour,
它們要用多少小時才能相距210英里？ how many hours does it take for them to be 210 miles apart?
有人知道嗎？ Anyone?
有人嗎？ Anyone?
特裡希 Trish.
為什麼我們不能學我們想學的？ How come we can't learn things we want to?
- 比如呢？ - 比如… - Like what? - Like...
當時你嫁給了聖誕老人，搬家到北極 Was it weird when you married Santa and had to move up to the Pole
放棄了原來的生活，你是不是感覺怪怪的？ and give up your old life?
比你能想像得還怪 Weirder than you can possibly imagine.
但是在那之後，一件大事發生了 But then something so gigantic happened
那永遠地改變了我和聖誕老人 that it changed Santa and me forever.
比如說什麼？ Like what?
好吧 OK.
小聖誕老人要出來啦！ Baby Claus is on the way.
女士們！快跟上！快，熱水和熱藥膏！ Ladies, keep up. Please, hot water and hot ointments.
你！想想糖李子，別慌！ You, think sugar plums. Do not panic!
別慌！ Do not panic!
- 柯蒂斯，孩子要出生啦 - 可哥，孩子要出生啦 - Curtis, the baby's coming. - Cocoa, the baby's coming.
- 聖誕姥姥，孩子要出生啦 - 我知道 - Mrs Claus, the baby's coming. - I know!
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
那會留下個痕跡的 That's gonna leave a mark.
精靈醫院 ELFIRMARY
推 Push.
哦 Oh.
- 噢，史考特 - 沒事的，沒事的 - Oh, Scott. - Everything's gonna be all right.
- 希斯瑪醫生在哪兒？ - 噢，噢，史考特 - Where's Dr Hismus? - Oh, oh, Scott.
我就在這，寶貝 I'm right here, babe.
親愛的，這次估計我又弄錯了 我在這，沒事 Honey, it was a false alarm.
又弄錯了？ Again?
我居然不修腳跑了過來 I stopped a pedicure for this?
史考特！史考特，過來 Scott! Scott, come here.
就過來一會兒，過來 Come here just for a second. Come here.
史考特，過來，過來… Scott, come here. Come here, come here, come here.
好 OK.
準備好了嗎？等等，孩子在踢我 Ready? Wait for the kick.
- 他是個天才 - 他？ - He's a genius. - He?
她！她像她媽媽一樣棒 She. She's brilliant like her mother,
- 但是他很有節奏感，像他爸爸 - 是啊，只不過有點不合時宜 - with rhythm like her dad. - Yes. But not amazing timing.
我真希望他下午就生出來了 I wish the baby had come this afternoon,
或者在上周…像我們預測的那樣 or last week like we thought.
我要瘋了，我真的要瘋了 I'm going crazy. I'm really going crazy.
- 你需要讓人解解悶 - 不，不，史考特 - You need a diversion. - No, no, Scott.
我不要禮物了，你已經給了我一個項鏈 No more gifts. You already gave me a necklace,
- 烤箱手套，車輪乳酪 - 這不是給你的 - oven mitts, the cheese wheel. - This is not for you.
這是給孩子的，我瞬間就回 This is for the baby. I'll be back in a jiff.
啊，啊！ Ho ho!
啊！ Ho!
- 啊！ - 在這一點上，我永遠不會老 - Ho! - That never gets old.
好吧，袋子裡有什麼給孩子的禮物？ OK, now what do we have in the bag for a baby?
噢，說來也怪，我們有一個小袋 Well, oddly enough, we have a baby bag.
在小袋裡面… And inside that baby bag,
讓我看看，我們有… let's see what it is... We have...
噢 Oh.
天啊，史考特，噢，親愛的，這真漂亮 Oh, Scott! Oh, honey, it's beautiful!
孩子會喜歡它的 The baby's gonna love it.
是啊，這個可以這樣轉 Yeah. It spins around like this.
噢，等等，進來吧 Oh. Later. Come on in.
- 嘿，醫生 - 希斯瑪醫生，我真高興你來了 - Hey, doc. - Dr Hismus, I'm glad you could come.
今天感覺怎麼樣？ How are you today?
我有點擔心，孩子好像還沒有動靜 I'm a little concerned because the baby hasn't come yet.
不需要擔心，聖誕老人先生 No need to worry, Mrs Claus.
聖誕老人！製作工程落下很多，我們需要你馬上到車間去 Santa! Production has been so behind we need you on the floor immediately.
我現在不能去，這不可能，我還在繪製雪橇路線圖 I can't come down now. It's impossible. I'm still mapping out the sleigh route.
- 這裡有好多事要做 - 你一次都沒核對過吧？ - Got plenty of work here. - Have you checked this list once?
- 我已經仔細讀過了 - 幫我幫你，幫幫我也幫幫你 - I perused it. - Help me help you. Help me help you.
讓我們從…你的血壓開始，好嗎？ Let's start with your blood pressure, OK?
幫幫我幫你，幫你幫你幫我 Help me help you, help you help you help me,
- 幫我幫你 - 別太緊張 - help me help you. - Don't be nervous.
這會在你察覺到之前就結束 幫你幫我幫你…幫我 - It'll be done before you know it. - Help you help me help you... help me.
幫你 Help you.
還有一件事，傳奇委員會要開一個緊急會議 One more thing. The Council of Legendary Figures called an emergency meeting.
我現在不能去北極開會 I can't leave the North Pole and go to a meeting.
- 他們知道，所以他們來了 - 來這裡？ - They know. That's why they came. - Here?
- 在哪裡？在廚房？ - 在廚房 - Where? In the kitchen? - In the kitchen.
- 這裡是不是有回聲？ - 好，好，這樣吧 - Is there an echo in here? - OK, OK. You know what?
甜心，我已經感覺好多了 Sweetheart, I'm feeling so much better.
我想我現在要去…散散步！這對孩子有好處 I think that I'm going to go... on a walk, which is great for the baby.
你待在這裡，然後把血壓測了 You stay here and have your blood pressure taken,
不錯吧，我去走廊看看 which is great, and I'm gonna go see what's down the hall.
你們好，女士們 Hi, ladies.
親愛的？ Honey?
親愛的？ Honey.
- 卡羅爾 - 有什麼能為您效勞的，女士？ - Carol. - Anything I can do for you, ma'am?
不用了，謝謝你 No, thanks.
- 想要人陪嗎？ - 不用你陪，聖誕老人先生 - Care for some company? - Not from you, Mr Claus.
- 為什麼不用？ - 你不能在我身上浪費時間 - Why not? - You can't spend time with me
你得把玩具都準備好，我完全理解 and get toys ready, I understand completely.
- 你理解？ - 當然 - You do? - Of course I do.
我只是希望你在我生產的時候不出去送禮物 I just hope you're not delivering when I'm delivering.
這不行呀 I'm not gonna let that happen.
卡羅爾，我不可能… Carol, there's no way I could...
鉻合金做得不錯！蘭尼，運轉得非常好 Nice chrome work, Lenny. That is so workin'!
- 謝謝，聖誕老人 - 是的，不錯不錯 - Thanks, Santa. - Yeah, baby, yeah.
好啦 All right.
你看，我知道這一切對你來說有點壓力太大 Look, I know this is all a bit overwhelming to you,
但是…等等，停一下 but... wait a minute. Stop.
你看見這個了嗎？絕頂的科技 Did you see this? Amazing technology.
看看這個，是只鴨子，但它能用三種語言叫 Look at this. It's a duck. It quacks in three languages.
(XX語) El ducko says "quacko."
(XX語) Le duck says "quack." II duck-e say "quack-e."
這沒辦法讓我開心，親愛的 Things can't help me right now.
- 嘿，過來 - 我需要的是人 - Hey, come back-e. - It's people that I need.
你知道，家人 You know, family.
呵…呵，家人？ Ho ho ho ho! Family?
我們是你的兄弟姐妹，精靈們，她是你們的家人嗎？ We are your family. Elves, we're her family, right?
我們愛你，聖誕姥姥 We love you, Mrs Claus.
高一點的家人 Taller family.
人類啊 Human family.
噢，甜心，別流眼淚 Oh, sweetheart, anything but the tears.
- 對不起，謝謝你 - 沒關係 - I'm sorry. Thank you. - It's OK.
這情況可真不好辦 It's an impossible situation.
如果我不是那麼想和你在一起，我完全可以回家的 If I didn't want to be with you so much, I would go home.
但我不能兩邊都… But I can't have it both ways.
我想我只是… I guess I just...
等等 Wait a minute.
嘿，也許你可以… Hey. Maybe you can.
- 我可以什麼？ - 兩邊都顧及 - I can what? - Have it both ways.
- 怎麼顧及？ - 我可以把你父母弄到這邊來 - How? - I can bring home here.
- 你可以？ - 你可以？ - You can? - You can?
我可以把你的父母請到這裡來 I'm gonna bring your parents up here.
- 我父母？ - 她父母？ - My parents? - Her parents?
安靜！ Elves!
先生，SOS Sir, the SOS.
- 什麼意思？ - SOS，聖誕老人的秘密 - Excuse me? - SOS. Secret of Santa.
後果不堪設想 There could be dire consequences.
如果讓別人知道了這個秘密 The possibilities increase exponentially that the secret
北極操控室的安全會受到威脅 of the North Pole's location could be compromised.
而且，聖誕節或許就不得不停止了 Christmas would cease to exist, crushing the hopes and dreams
這會毀壞整個世界孩子們的希望和夢想 也會永遠熄滅聖誕老人帶來的神奇般的快樂 of the world's children and extinguishing the joy of Santa's magic!
雖然是這樣 There's that.
他說的有道理，我的父母就不能保守秘密 He has a point. My parents can't keep a secret.
聽著，親愛的，你到這裡來是為了我 Listen, honey, the reason you came up here was because of me.
所以我會努力來使一切重歸於好 I'll do what it takes to make this right.
- 你會嗎？ - 會 - You will? - Yeah.
是的，我會 Yes. Yeah, I will.
你猜為什麼？因為他們說聖誕老人… You know why? Cause what do they say about Santa?
- 為大家送禮物！ - 沒錯 - He delivers! - Yes!
那你要怎麼做？ 我父母他們還以為你在加拿大開玩具廠 How will you pull it off? My parents think you're a toymaker in Canada.
我該怎麼做？ How am I gonna pull this off?
答案就在這個問題當中 The answer is in the question.
「我該怎麼做？我父母以為你在卡拿大開玩具廠」 "How are we going to do this? My dad thinks you're a toymaker in Canada."
- 加拿大？ - 卡拿大 - Canada? - Canada.
那在北邊，在北美洲，對嗎？ It's north, in North America, eh?
他們用薯條蘸醋 Vinegar on their French fries,
他們坐在大長沙發上看曲棍球 they sit on their chesterfield to watch hockey.
瞄準搞惡作劇的小精靈，來吧，伙計們！ Shoot the puck, daddy-o! Come on, everybody!
精靈們！大家都聽好了 Elves, everybody listen up.
拿上你們的錘子，親家來啦！ Grab your hammers, the in-laws are coming.
嘿，羅比，維吉爾，讓我看看你的牙齒 Hey, Robbie. Virgil, let me see your teeth.
很好，你們好，精靈 That's good. Hiya, elves.
- 你好，牙齒仙人 - 張嘴，讓我看看 - Hi, Tooth Fairy. - Open up. Let me see.
牙真漂亮 Beautiful teeth.
用我們的愛把門打開！ Open the doors if you want to fall in love!
嘿，大家快看，丘比特在這裡 Everybody, look, Cupid in the house.
噢，工作…很高興看見這個 Oh, work, work, work. That's nice to see.
- 你好，丘比特 - 我錯過什麼了？ - Hi, Cupid. - What'd I miss?
胖孩子哪裡去了？ Where's fat boy?
各位聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas, everybody.
你好嗎，丘比特，你好，復活節兔子 Cupid, what's up? Hey, EB.
- 聖誕老人 - 牙齒仙人 - Santa. - Molarnator.
睡眠精靈 Sandman.
大自然母親 時光老人 Mother Nature, Father Time.
聖誕快樂，見到大家真高興 Merry Christmas, again. Good to see everyone.
你們真的認為開這個緊急會議很必要嗎？ You think it's necessary to call an emergency meeting?
我已經準備好去騎雪橇了，你們明白嗎？ I'm ready to ride the sleigh, know what I mean?
聖誕老人，我們覺得你應該看看這個 We thought you should see this.
銀鈴！ Silver bells!
我在購物商店共發現了270個 它們散落整個西北地方 I found 270 of them at shopping malls scattered across the Northwest.
因此我召集傳奇理事會部署工作 I hereby call this session of the Council of Legendary Figures to order.
這真荒謬 This is ridiculous.
- 睡眠精靈！ - 我醒了，我醒了！ - Sandman! - I'm up, I'm up!
嘿，丘比特，裙子挺好看 Hey, Cupid, nice skirt.
復活節小兔 Easter Bunny.
我們的第一任務，以及唯一的任務 Our first and only order of business
是商討理事會成員傑克﹒弗羅斯特的紀律行為 is the disciplinary action to be taken against council member Jack Frost.
我說的就是這個！ Now that's what I'm talking about.
你們喜歡這樣，對吧？ You love it. Am I right?
你們大家終於醒了 是不是想要給我一個我的「節假」 You guys finally woke up and are giving me my own holiday.
聖凍日！當然，這只是為了佔個位子 Frostmas, of course, is just a placeholder.
叫什麼都行，感凍日，冰凍的七月 I'm wide open. Frostgiving, the Frost of July.
冰凍日，名字叫什麼都可以 Frosthog Day, the possibilities are endless.
傑克，你在這裡是因為你被指控273項罪名 Jack, you are hereby charged with 273 counts
你企圖搶聖誕老人的風頭 of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus.
你把夏威夷的一座火山凍住了，你讓亞馬遜地帶下雪 You froze a volcano in Hawaii, you made it snow in the Amazon
你讓墨西哥被冰雪覆蓋，把鵝都趕到北部過冬 and you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter.
你故意的，惡意的 You violated the Legendary Figures code of conduct
違背了傳奇理事會的行為守則 in a manner that is wilful and malicious.
打斷一下，你剛剛是在指責我太有能力了嗎？ Excuse me. Did you just accuse me of being skilful and delicious?
- 求求你們了 - 我罪孽深重 - Please. - Guilty as charged.
你是季節的使者，不是假日的使者 You herald the season. You're not a holiday.
你是一個好同志，但不是一個好領導 You're the best friend, not the leading man.
你還毀了水果的生長 And you kill fruit.
全票通過將傑克﹒弗羅斯特 開除出傳奇理事會，現在… All in favour of suspending Jack Frost from the Legendary Council, say...
等等！時光老人，等一下 Wait a minute! Father Time, wait a minute.
你們得明白，我有巨大的潛力 You gotta understand, I have enormous untapped potential.
但是年復一年，我也只是個配角 But all I am year after year is an opening act.
頭兒的小嘍囉 A setup man for Mr Big.
- 傑克，你為什麼想那麼多 - 不 - Why don't you let that go? - No.
我們每年都要進行一次同樣的談話 We have the same conversation every year.
你被印在汽水罐上，你上電視 You get the soda cans and the TV specials.
郵票上都是你的照片，廣告板上也都是你 The postage stamps, the billboards,
你有一個漂亮又可愛的老婆 還有一個軍隊的人幫你做玩具 the beautiful adoring wife, and the army of toy-building yes men.
可我有什麼？流鼻涕和枯萎柑橘花 What do I get? A few runny noses and some dead citrus.
你知道，傑克，我很辛苦 You know, Jack, it's no picnic being me.
由於我們工廠出了問題… 這整個大陸都可能收不到玩具 Because of problems an entire continent might go without toys. That's right.
最重要的是，我們要保護聖誕老人的秘密 因為我的親家…噢，天哪 On top of that, I've got to protect the secret of Santa because the in-laws...
那對每次都看我不爽的夫婦要來北極了 Mr and Mrs In-Bad-Mood-Every-Time- l-Turn-Around are coming.
他們真不該來，我必須想一個解決辦法 Not supposed to, gotta come up with a solution.
更要命的是，我開始擔心，我要當爸爸了 On top of that, I'm worried about being a father again
但是我又不懂怎麼當爸爸 because I wasn't all that good at it the first time.
噢，聖誕老人 Oh, Santa.
我們都不知道這個 We had no idea.
噢，聖誕老人，對不起 Oh, Santa, I'm sorry.
如果我是你，我肯定使用「例外條款」 If it were me in the red suit, I'd probably go right to the Escape Clause.
噢，不，例外條款，太極端了，真的 Oh, no, the Escape Clause. Way too extreme. Really.
例外條款？什麼來的？ Escape Clause? What's up with that?
如果你參加過會議，你就會知道 Maybe if you'd attend a meeting once in a while you'd know.
你可以操控時間，怎麼不見你頭髮長長？ You can manipulate time but can't grow hair.
「傳奇」？我不這麼認為 Legendary? I don't think so.
我不準備啟用這個例外條款 I am not evoking the Escape Clause.
我許諾過，我一定會解決那些玩具 I made a commitment. I'll handle the toys
然後在我孩子出來的時候回來 and be there when my wife delivers that baby.
- 我幫你 - 你已經做了夠多的了 - Let me help. - You've done quite enough.
不，不，與其把我踢出去 No, no, no. Instead of a suspension,
- 不如讓我去社區改造怎麼樣？ - 算了吧 - how about community service? - Please.
那如果…如果我… What if... what if I...
要不讓我改造自己，從最基層做起 What if I tutor myself at the elbow of the master?
怎麼樣？我可以幫忙做玩具，包裝禮品 Huh? I could lend a hand. Make some toys, wrap a few presents.
而且如果我不能和這壯漢妥協，他開口大家就剔除我 And if I don't make it with the hefty man, he says the word you suspend me.
求求你了，聖誕老人 Please, Santa.
我知道我不值得再給一次機會 但我還是請求你給我一次 I know I don't deserve another chance, but I am asking you for one.
我想把事情做好 I want to make things right.
好吧 All right.
你不想被開除的話？ You don't want to get suspended? I'll give you one more chance.
- 你要做一個萬事精通的人 - 是的 那我再給你一次機會 But you have to be a Jack-Frost-of-all-trades.
- 你必須聽從精靈們的指揮 - 嗯 - You have to listen to the elves. - Uh-huh.
柯蒂斯是你的老闆，我是認真的 Curtis is your boss. And I mean it.
如果有一個，只要有一個冰柱的位置不對 If there's one, one icicle out of place,
- 你就死定了 - 我不會讓你失望的 - you are gone. - I will not let you down.
即日執行！ Motion carried.
呵，呵，呵！ Ho ho ho!
孩子們，孩子們，別太興奮，平穩一點，好嗎？ Boys, boys, save it for the stables, will you?
看那邊，他們換了新的房頂 Look there. They got a new roof.
慢點慢點！ Easy, easy!
史考特叔叔來啦！ Uncle Scott is here!
露西！穿外套！ Lucy! Coat!
彗星！ Comet!
下回咱們飛的時候別吃太多，好嗎？ Next time we fly, go easy on the alfalfa, will you?
- 史考特叔叔 - 嘿，露西，咱們到啦 - Uncle Scott. - Hey, Luce. There we are.
- 來了 - 暖和了？ - There it is. - All warm?
就像變魔術一樣，你的擁抱最溫暖了 Just like magic. You have the warmest hug in the world.
- 你好 - 你好，彗星 - Hello. - Hi, Comet!
- 嘿，兒子 - 你好，爸爸 - Hey, son. - Hi, Dad.
我真想你…嘿 I missed you so much. Hi.
你早了幾天，不是嗎？ 孩子是不是馬上就出生了？ A few days early, aren't you? Isn't that baby due any moment?
噢，我們有好多需要聊聊的，嘿，尼爾 Oh, we got lots to talk about. Hey, Neil.
這件毛背心很漂亮 That's a... That's a good-looking sweater vest.
- 還是兩面穿的 - 噢，當然 - It's reversible. - Of course it is.
- 好了，快進屋吧 - 露西，進來 - Let's go inside. - Lucy, come on.
看看這個，夏威夷下雪了 Look at that, it's snowing in Hawaii.
這不像查理的那個那麼神奇 Yeah. It's not really magical like the one Charlie has,
但我喜歡，現在我有12個了，看！ but I love it. And now I have 12. See?
你知道，我也收集這種雪景球的 You know, I have quite the snow globe collection myself.
- 丹妮爾好嗎？ - 不錯 - How's Danielle doing? - Good.
謝謝你讓我和她一起去滑雪 Thanks for letting me go snowboarding with her.
不客氣，嘿，我給你帶了點東西 You're welcome. Hey, I brought you something.
就是個小東西，噢，天哪 Just a little thing. Oh, boy.
這兒有一點亂 What a mess in here.
找到了 There we are.
放在手推車後面了 Wedged behind a wheelbarrow.
爸！這太棒了！ Dad! That's awesome!
- 感謝上帝不是一輛車 - 謝謝，老爸 - Thank goodness it wasn't a car. - Thanks, Dad.
哇，這真漂亮 Wow, this is beautiful.
露西，親愛的，你在幹嘛 Lucy, sweetheart, what are you doing?
嘿… Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
出來，從這出，過來 Come on out. Come out here. Come here.
- 從那袋子裡出來 - 為什麼我進不去？ - Get out of the bag. - Why can't I fit inside?
你還需要好好練習 It takes a lot of practice.
我想和你去北極 I wish I could come to the North Pole with you.
我可以幫卡羅爾好多忙，她也喜歡我 I could help Carol a lot and she loves me.
沒錯 That's true. And hey,
也許我才應該過去陪陪卡羅爾 maybe I should be the one there for Carol.
你明白嗎？我是說…多一個媽媽！ You know? I mean, another mom.
我可以…我可以幫忙 I could... I could help.
- 也許… - 女孩們 - Hey, maybe... - Girls.
我有滿滿一雪橇，你明白我的處境 I've got a full sleigh. You understand my situation.
好，等等，史考特 Now, wait a minute, Scott.
咱們稍等一下… Let's pause a moment here...
…讓思路清晰一下 ...and take a feelings inventory.
咱們以治療學家的角度來看看 你作為一個叔叔都在做些什麼 Let's look at what you're doing as an uncle from a therapeutic standpoint.
查理去過北極 Charlie's been to the Pole.
你未來的孩子將在北極出生 Your new baby's being born at the Pole.
露西也是家庭中的一員，史考特 Lucy's a member of this family too, Scott.
如果你苛刻地把她排除在外 And if you harshly exclude her from this formative experience,
會給她的人生留下傷痕的 you could scar her for life.
因此，她的父母 And, consequently, her parents,
也必須陪伴她去那麼遠的地方旅行 who must accompany her on long-distance journeys.
求你了，史考特叔叔 Please, Uncle Scott.
我能不能也去北極？ Can I come to the North Pole, too?
求求你了 Please?
精靈旅館 ELFS
老加拿大人俱樂部 Ye Olde Canadian CLUB
楓葉糖果 MAPIE LEAF SWEETS
精靈村水療 高大糖果店 ELFSBURG SPA BIG & TALL
市政府 TOVN HALL
加拿大愛曲棍球 CANADA LOVE HOCKEY
加拿大培根交換所 CANADIAN BACON EXCHARGE
噢，這真是太棒了，是不是？ Oh, that's awfully good, isn't it?
各位，這是我做好的！ Guys, I've done it.
瞧瞧你幹的好事 What have you done?
它會自己乾淨嗎？我可不這麼想，快去，快 Is it going to clean itself up? I don't think so. Quickly, quickly.
柯蒂斯，我好久沒看見那個有鬍子的在這轉悠了 Curtis, I haven't seen the bearded wonder around for a while.
- 他去哪了？ - 不關你的事 - Where'd he go? - None of your skis' wax.
不用這麼刻薄 他那麼大壓力，我是不會怪他的 No need to be nippy. With all the stress, I wouldn't blame the guy
- 為了做一個什麼例外的東西 - 那叫例外條款 - for doing that escape hatch thing. - Escape Clause.
小矮人，我要一杯熱可哥 Little elf woman, one cocoa, por favor.
- 馬上就來 - 謝謝你 - Right away. - Thank you.
那個例外條款是幹嘛用的？ How does that Escape Clause work, anyway?
對不起，高度機密，根據精靈安全法案 Sorry, classified. Elfland Security Act.
- 我也會這麼說的 - 什麼？ - That's just what I'd say. - What?
如果我什麼都不懂 If I didn't know anything.
不用不好意思，這已經很清楚了 Don't be embarrassed. Makes perfect sense,
只有那個大個子知道重要的東西 big guy would know important stuff.
告訴你吧，我是精靈一號 For your information, I'm elf number one.
我知道這些都跟雪球珍藏室有關 I know all there is about the Hall of Snow Globes.
大家都知道雪球珍藏室，這不算什麼 Everybody knows about the Hall of Snow Globes. That's not special.
這不算什麼？ Not special?
這不算什麼？這可是最頂級的機密 Not special? It's the most top-secret,
小聲點！那是世界上最棒的地方 hush-hush, amazing place in the world.
聖誕老人把他的最愛的雪球都保存在那裡 It's where every Santa through history has kept his personal snow globe.
你怎麼能說這不算什麼？ How can you say that that's not special?
因為本來就不算什麼 Because it isn't.
除非你知道這跟例外條款 有什麼關係，可是你不知道 Unless you know what it has to do with the Escape Clause, which you don't.
我打賭聖誕老人根本都不相信你 I bet Santa doesn't even trust you.
好，你聽著，冰凍人 Now, you listen here, frostface.
神秘的聖誕雪球，聖誕老人 Secret Santa snow globe. Santa.
我希望我從來沒有當過聖誕老人 I wish that I had never become Santa at all.
等等…這是什麼？ Wait, wait, wait, what's this?
我正在穿梭時空 This is where I'm transported through time
所有東西都回到它原始的狀態 and everything goes back to the way it was,
就像我從來沒有成為過聖誕老人 like I'd never become Santa at all.
拿到那個雪球 Gets the snow globe,
把他的手放在上面，說這些話 puts his hands on it, says the words,
然後就會「嗖」一聲 and then whoosh!
這個位子是你的了：聖誕老人 Job opening: Santa Claus.
我告訴你了我什麼都知道 Told you I know everything.
哇 Wow.
我從來沒有夢想過我能和高層小矮人相處這麼好 I never dreamed I'd be so well-connected to elves in high places.
我們真的應該有空的時候 去我在高司塔的別墅開個派對 We really must party in my condo in Gstaad sometime.
會很好玩的 It'd be fun.
那告訴我，怎麼才能進入雪球珍藏室？ Tell me, how do you get into the Hall of Snow Globes, anyway?
不好意思，傑克，這個真的是機密了 Sorry, Jack. Now that's classified.
我知道… I know that...
…一號精靈 ...elf number one.
- 你帶了那個讓人做夢的東西嗎 - 帶了 - Did you bring the deep-dreamin' stuff? - Got it.
讓他們夢到去加拿大的飛機上，這很重要 It's important they sleep and dream they're on a wonderful flight to Canada.
- 我辦事你放心 - 很好 - I'm with the programme. - Good.
我也許總是很睏，但是我不笨 I may be sleepy, but I'm not stupid.
是啊，把帽子摘了 Yeah, well, take the hat off.
如果把帽子摘了，意味著被人歧視 I get sniffly without my cap.
好吧，好吧 OK, OK.
好吧，好吧 All right, all right.
嘿，老爸 Hey, Dad?
史考特加爾文 Scott Calvin, as I live and breathe.
你給我打電話了真是太好了 Good thing you called.
不然我可能還記不起你了 Otherwise I don't know if I would've remembered you.
是我，老史考特加爾文 It's me, good old Scott Calvin.
你看起來很像時光老人 You look a little like Father Time.
他一點也不像時光老人呀 Doesn't look anything like Father Time.
那門看起來不錯 Oh. That's a nice door.
噢，謝謝，就是那還有點粘 Well, thank you. Yeah. It was a little sticky,
但是已經像孩子的屁股一樣光滑了 but smooth as a baby's butt now.
- 過來感覺一下 - 噢，為什麼不呢！ - Come, take a feel. - Oh, why not, huh?
看看這個 Look at that.
非常…像屁股 Very butt-like.
這是你朋友？ Who's your pal?
桑迪，他是我的合夥人 他等一會兒送我們去機場 Sandy. This is my associate. He'll be taking us to the airport.
- 合夥人？你們的生意肯定不錯 - 還是那麼忙 - An associate? Business must be good. - Busy as usual.
是不是忙得都不能讓女兒探望她的爸爸媽媽了？ So busy you can't bring our daughter to visit her mother and father?
史考特 Scott.
很高興見到你 Oh, so nice to see you.
- 我也是，西維亞 - 你的朋友？ - You too, Sylvia. - And your friend?
- 桑迪 - 桑迪 - Sandy. - Sandy.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
你知道我們接到你的電話時有多興奮嗎？ Do you know how excited we were to get your phone call?
我們沒有多少客人，但每個人都是這麼特別 See, we get so few, and each one is special.
快來吧，朋友們 Oh, come on, you guys,
你們在外面會得肺炎的 you'll catch pneumonia out here.
有你們大家在這裡真是棒了 It's so wonderful to have you all here.
- 像過節一樣 - 很輕鬆 - Festive. - Easy.
來，請坐 Please, please sit down.
噢，不，不，我們要去機場了 Oh, no, no, no. No. We gotta get to the airport.
有點趕時間，你們可以把包先都扔到車上 Kind of a hurry. Let's get your bags and pop 'em in the car.
- 我已經快收拾完了 - 太好了 - I'm almost packed. - Great!
把我的內衣都放進袋裡 不代表我們要去北極啊 Throw my underwear in a bag. It's not like we're going to the North Pole.
- 加拿大很冷 - 是啊… - It's cold in Canada. - Well...
記得那時候我們去優勝美地國家公園嗎？ Remember when we went to Yosemite?
來吧！再去一次 Oh, here we go, Yosemite again.
那裡冷極了，還有熊 It was freezing and there were bears.
你一直都沒離開那山間小屋 You never left the lodge.
因為那裡太冷了 Because it was freezing.
- 那裡還有熊？ - 對！那裡冷極了 - And there were bears? - Yes! And it was freezing.
那裡天氣很冷？ 對，那裡冷極了 - It was freezing weather? - It was in the freezing weather.
讓我看看我理解了沒有 你不喜歡那次的旅行，對吧？ Let me understand. You did not enjoy the trip to Yosemite?
- 你聽懂了嗎？ - 是的，我懂了 - You heard me. - I heard you.
幹嘛？ What?
我們計劃中的什麼地方，你還沒明白？ What part of our plan was not clear?
等他們上車了再讓他們睡覺 Let's put them to sleep when they get into the car.
我只是不想再聽那個優勝美地的故事了 I couldn't stand to hear the Yosemite story anymore.
好吧，我們想想該怎麼上車，我們倆一起… OK. So let's figure how we'll get in the car. We'll both...
睡眠精靈，你在幹什麼？ Sandman, what are you doing?
什麼？睡精！睡精！ What? Sandman. Sandman!
太好了，我得把他的內衣裝進袋子裡了 Great, I get to throw his underwear in a bag.
正宗的加拿大聖誕樹 GENUINE CANADIAN CHRISTMAS TREES
在加拿大的 FROM RIGHT HERE IN CANADA
你所在的加拿大的 WHICH IS WHERE YOU ARE NOW
聖誕老人太太，你在做什麼？ Hey, Mrs C. What you doing?
噢你好，傑克 Oh, hi, Jack.
我想挑一棵全家人都會喜歡的聖誕樹 I'm trying to pick a tree the whole family will love.
噢，家人 Ah, family.
你看我都無法想像，在你們伙計之間 You know, I cannot imagine how hard it must be
保守這麼大一個秘密有多麼困難 keeping such a big secret from your folks.
你確實想像不到 Oh, you have no idea.
告訴我，聖誕老人太太 Tell me, Mrs Claus...
作為一個傳奇… ...being legendary by marriage,
你有沒有曾經問過自己，這樣做是否值得？ do you ever find yourself wondering if it's all really worth it?
噢，這當然值得 Well, it's definitely worth it.
我確信，拋棄你原本的生活跑到這裡 I'm sure dropping your life, schlepping all the way to the North Pole
- 是值得的 - 嗯 - has been totally worthwhile. - Yeah.
哪怕一點都沒有後悔過？ Probably not one iota, not even a scintilla, of regret?
- 一點都沒有 - 是啊 - Not one. - Yeah.
噢，想想看，也許一點點悲傷…被忽視的感覺… Look at that. Oh, dear. A little sad, neglected maybe.
只是需要一點溫柔的愛護 Just needs a little tender loving care
還有那種別人不能給到的感覺，你說對嗎？ that nobody's bothering to give, don't you think?
完全正確 It's perfect.
我會給你所有你想要的溫柔愛護 I will give you all the TLC that you need.
史考特喜歡裝飾聖誕樹 Scott loves decorating the tree.
他總是堅持自己上去放樹頂上那顆大星星 He always insists on putting the tree topper on himself.
呵，呵，呵！ Ho ho ho!
他們來了 They're here!
真讓人激動 This is so exciting.
我來了！真不敢相信！我真的來了 I'm here! I cannot believe it! I'm actually here!
多美好的驚喜啊，我不知道你也來了 What a wonderful surprise. I didn't know you were coming.
- 史考特叔叔帶我來的 - 嘿 - Uncle Scott brought me. - Hey.
我們也跟來了 And we tagged along!
嗨 Hey! Hey! Hi!
噢，個子高的人…不是說你不夠高 Oh, it's tall people... Not that you're not tall.
驚訝吧！ Surprise!
- 你好！ - 你看起來真好 - Hello! - Oh, you look wonderful.
- 真的嗎？ - 你好得都發光了 - Really? - You are glowing.
- 你們覺得我父母怎麼樣？ - 他們一路都在睡 - What did you think of my parents? - They slept the entire trip.
這太棒了！我們可以去看看工廠嗎？ This is amazing! Can we see the workshop?
可以，往這邊走，走吧！ Yes. Go right there. Go ahead.
噢，等等，等等… Oh, wait, wait, wait!
不能讓我的爸爸媽媽知道 我們在北極的聖誕老人工廠 My mom and dad can't know we're at Santa's workshop in the North Pole.
他們以為我們在哪裡？ Where do they think we are?
歡迎來到加拿大！ Welcome to Canada!
嗯？ Eh?
飛機上過得輕鬆吧？我們直接過海關 An easy flight, we cruised through customs.
噢，這個航班好奇怪啊 Oh, what a strange flight.
走，走，走 Go, go, go.
像做夢一樣 It was like a dream.
飛機上的飯也不錯 And such a nice meal.
他們給你飯了？ They gave you a meal?
一個袋子裡有4顆堅果 I got four nuts in a pouch.
你是給我們訂的經濟艙嗎？ And you had us sit in coach.
不，是頭等艙 No, that was first class.
我居然有機會坐在托尼本尼特旁邊 And I got a chance to sit next to Tony Bennett.
媽媽！爸爸！ Mom! Dad!
親愛的！親愛的 Sweetheart! Sweetheart.
- 過來 - 噢 - Come here. - Oh, you!
看看你，看看你 Look at you, look at you.
看看這個，看看這個 And look at this, look at this.
可能是雙胞胎 It could be twins.
自從你嫁給一個做玩具的人，我們就很久沒有聯繫了 But since you married the toymaker, we don't get a lot of information.
親愛的，別提了 Oh, honey, just stop it, OK?
寶貝，我好高興見到你，親愛的 Sweetheart, I am just so happy to see you, darling.
我也非常高興見到你，媽媽 I'm so happy to see you, too, Mom.
你肯定不想讓我們打擾你生活 I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason
是有很好的原因的 for shutting us out of your life.
真宏偉 Magnificent.
太漂亮了 It's amazing.
了不起 Killer.
請記住，我們歡迎您參觀 Please remember, you're welcome to observe,
但請不要觸摸，也不要妨礙玩具的製作 but don't touch or interfere with toy-making.
我會確保她不碰任何東西 I'll make sure she doesn't get into anything.
看！那個熊貓還有好多首飾 Look! Kobi the Magic Panda and accessories!
露西！ Lucy!
露西，回來！ Lucy, come back here. Whoa!
火車 Trains.
我…我要過去做個娃娃 I'm... I'm just gonna go make a doll!
做得很好！ Oh, excellent job.
嗙！嗙！ Bang, bang!
這真好玩對吧！ Isn't that fun?
快點！精靈，快點！ Faster, worker elves, faster.
是雪球珍藏室 The Hall of Snow Globes, perhaps?
精靈村 巧克力糖 Elfsburg CHOCO TREATS
紅鹿 Red Deer
看看這裡有什麼… What might we have here.
好多的豆子 It's a lot of beans.
他能吃多少豆子？ How many beans can he eat?
你是誰？ Who are you?
你可長得不像紅衣老人的手下 You don't resemble one of the red man's minions.
- 怎麼回事？ - 我是露西，史考特是我叔叔 - What's the deal? - I'm Lucy. Scott's my uncle.
噢，我是弗羅斯特 Ohh. I'm Frost.
- 傑克﹒弗羅斯特 - 誰？ - Jack Frost. - Who?
傑克﹒弗羅斯特，你知道嗎？有名的傑克﹒弗羅斯特 Jack Frost. You know, the Jack Frost?
我從來沒聽說過你 Never heard of you.
傑克﹒弗羅斯特 Jack Frost.
傳奇理事會的，想起來了嗎？ Legendary figure. Ring a bell?
沒有，但是我知道牙齒仙人 No. But I know about Tooth Fairy
睡精，還有復活節小兔 and Sandman and the Easter Bunny.
你可得知道我，一個傳奇性的人物 有我獨特的強大力量 You got to know about me, I'm a legendary figure, with enormous power.
- 好，好，冷靜點 - 「冷靜」是我的專利！ - OK, OK, chill. - I invented chill!
對不起 Sorry.
嘿… Hey...
你想做我的精靈嗎？ How would you like to be one of my elves?
呃…不 No.
媽媽！ Hey, Mom?
不 No.
真是一個古怪的小村子 What a quaint little village.
每一個人都那麼小 Everybody's just so petite.
不，湯姆﹒克魯斯才算小，這些人是矮 No. Tom Cruise is petite. These people are short.
- 他們怎麼了 - 誰？怎麼了？ - What's the deal with them? - Who? What?
噢… Oh...
你去過加拿大嗎？ Have you ever been to Canada?
沒有，太遠了 No. It's too far.
不過我們確實去過一次紐約的羅徹斯特 去看她姐姐了 We did go to Rochester, New York, once, to visit her sister.
那裡是非常好的地方，但還不是加拿大，對吧？ Very lovely place. But it's not Canada, is it?
對 No.
噢，事實上… Well, this is...
加拿大人就長這樣 This is what Canadians look like.
…伸展… And stretch.
伸展 Stretch.
把身上的包袱都卸掉 Let all those packages go.
你知道有你就夠了 Know that you're enough.
呼吸… And breathe.
非常好 Very good.
別忘記當你們背負壓力的時候 你們可以自己做這個動作 Don't forget you can do this on your own whenever you get stressed out.
我不能總是在你們旁邊 I won't always be here to help you.
壓力可以減少你們好幾百年的生命 Stress can reduce your life by hundreds of years.
好幾百年啊… Hundreds.
你們很重視聖誕節啊 You take Christmas very seriously.
- 那是一年中最美好的時刻 - 是嗎？ - It's the most wonderful time of year. - Yeah!
親愛的，你不喜歡聖誕節 Honey, just because you're not into Christmas
不代表別人不能享受聖誕節 doesn't mean others can't enjoy it.
孩子們很期待他們今年的玩具 是不是應該提前好幾周就該進貨的？ Kids won't enjoy their toys this year. This should've been in stores weeks ago.
不用擔心，我們這裡有一套很獨特的分配系統 Oh. No worries. We have a unique distribution system here.
有這麼多禮物要處理 我看你必須把時間給凝固才行 In order to distribute this stuff you're gonna have to freeze time.
相信我，先生，我們會在全球一晚之內 Manipulating the space-time continuum
發放所有的禮物，操縱時空連續器是很容易的 for one-night global delivery is the easy part.
你是誰？ Who are you?
柯蒂斯 Curtis.
你呢？ Eh?
誰餓了？ - Who's hungry? - Hey, guys, how you doing?
大家好，你們好嗎？ - Who's hungry? - Hey, guys, how you doing?
過來，我有好消息 Come here. Got some exciting news.
會給你帶來春天一樣的快樂 Will put a little spring into your elfin step.
聖誕老人說他想休息一下 Santa says he really wants you to take a break.
在休息室裡有一個大桶 So there's a delicious vat
裡面裝著冒著熱氣的香甜的熱可可 of steaming hot cocoa in the lounge
上面寫著你們的名字 with your little names on it.
噢那真是一次美好的享受 Oh, it's a tantalising blend
香濃的熱可可 of full, rich cocoa
我只有一點建議… with just a suggestion...
加點香草進去 ...of vanilla.
快進去嘗嘗吧 Get in there and try some, won't you?
上面有你們的名字 It's got your names on it.
好好享受吧！ Enjoy.
輸出平台 OUTPUT LEVEL
黃金海岸和西班牙可哥豆，真是一對奢華的組合 A sumptuous blend of Gold Coast and Spanish cocoas.
甜甜地滋潤味蕾，又能溫暖小肚子 Sweet to the palate, but, oh, so warm to the tummy.
再加上一點肉桂，還有柑桔香精 With a trickle of cinnamon and orange essence,
足夠寵壞你們的味蕾 enough to drive the taste buds mad!
去吧 Go on.
你瞧這廚房！天啊！ Look at this kitchen! Oh!
瞧那個烤爐的體積 Look at the size of that oven.
你簡直可以烤一整個長毛象了 You could cook a woolly mammoth in there.
來讓我們吃點東西吧 - Let's have something to eat. - You got some operation.
你老說「為什麼保密？」 You've been holding out. Why the secrecy?
看，這裡根本沒有秘密，我們就像一家子那樣 There's no secrets. We're family.
哦，天啊，你一定是姻家的親戚了 非常開心見到你 Heavens sakes, you must be the in-laws. So very pleased to meet you.
嗨 Hi.
- 伙計，西維亞，他是… - 傑克﹒弗羅斯特 - Bud, Sylvia, this is... - Jack Frost.
不是的，他只是借這個名字參加我們的加拿大派隊遊行 Not Jack Frost. He's playing Jack Frost in our "Yippee, it's Canada!" parade.
噢，沒錯當然 Oh, yes, of course.
為了把凍結的愉快帶給工人們 To bring frosty cheer to the workers.
我還是啦啦隊裡的吉祥物呢 I'm kind of like the team mascot, eh?
誰幫你弄的頭髮？ Who does your hair?
你喜歡？我只是…把它凍干了 You like it? It's... I freeze-dry it.
先生，麻煩能過來一下嗎？ Sir, can I borrow you?
嗯，好，不好意思，失陪一下 Yeah. Excuse me just a minute.
我們遇到了一個很小的麻煩 We have a small paperwork problem.
去吧！我會確保他們每一個 像百靈鳥一樣開心 Go ahead. I'll make sure everyone's as happy as a lark.
是我在這裡的職責，對吧？ For that's why I'm here, eh?
可哥奇諾要來點嗎？ Cocoacchinos, anyone?
怎麼回事？怎麼回事？ 我不知道，我們正努力檢查 - What's going on? What's going on? - We're still trying to assess here.
有些人別呆在這裡 Somebody get me out of here.
母板裡面出現了錯誤，需要重新制定資料 We've got a cache failure in the motherboard. You gotta get a rerouter.
- 還要一個焊接槍… - 但我什麼都看不到 - You need a solder gun... - I can't see!
我要一把剪刀 You need some scissors here.
我先去解決電路問題 I'm off to help electrics.
這麼大的廚房，害得我找不到三明治 Kitchen this size, I can't find a sandwich.
噢，讓我幫幫你 Oh, let me help you there.
噢天…怎麼會有這種事發生 For heaven... How does something like that happen?
噢天啊 Oh, dear.
- 可哥奇諾，有人要嗎？ - 噢，是的 - Cocoacchinos, anyone? - Oh. Yes.
- 謝謝你 - 噢，你不必客氣 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
讓我給你挪椅子 Let me get you this chair here.
好了，快看，不錯吧 There we go. Isn't that lovely?
喝吧，希望你喜歡 And here you go. I hope you like it.
- 噢，我的… - 這是我自製的處方 - Oh, my. - It's my own recipe.
是的 Yes.
薄荷味的 Minty.
讓你感覺很清爽吧 Doesn't it make you feel fresh?
對呀，沒錯 Oh, yes, it does.
噢，我很喜歡你的頭髮 Oh, my, I just... I love your hair.
- 真的？ - 沒錯，很喜歡 - You do? - Yeah, I do.
- 我也喜歡你的頭髮 - 真的？ - I love yours. - Really?
- 還從來沒見過你這樣子的 - 噢，你太可愛了 - I've never seen anything like that. - Oh, you're so adorable.
你這個超級可愛的小貓貓 You divine little kitten, you.
- 我猜你也肯定會唱歌 - 沒有，沒有 - And I bet you sing, too. - No, no, no, no. No.
來吧，我看你肯定會唱 Go on. I bet you can sing.
- 嗯，也許會一點點吧 - 我就猜到你會！ - Maybe a little bit. - I knew it, I knew it.
- 唱一下啦 - 你想聽什麼？ - Sing something. - What would you like to hear?
這個怎麼樣… How about...
噢，我喜歡這首 Oh, I love it.
不，不，另一段，回去之前那部分 No, no, go back to the other line, the part before...
噢，刺到我了 Oh, it gives me chills.
多好的歌詞阿 Oh, what a lyric.
- 發生什麼事了？ - 你媽媽簡直太神奇了！ - What's going on over here? - Your mother is fabulous!
你想做我的精靈嗎？ Would you like to be my elf?
你聽到的 You heard me.
注意！借過！ Heads up! Heads up! Coming through!
- 著火了！ - 退後！大家退遠點！ - Fire! - Back off! Back off!
退遠點！ Back off!
這裡很危險，退後！ We got a dangerous situation. Back off!
退後！別呼吸，別吸進去 Back off! Don't breathe. Don't breathe in.
你們這些人都怎麼了？生死大戰差點就發生了 What's wrong with you people? We were an inch away from Armageddon.
我去拿拖把 - I'll get a mop. - Oh, Dad, you did great.
- 你還好吧 - 我也是沒辦法 爸，你做得真棒 - You all right? - Had to be done.
- 你剛剛太帥了親愛的 - 嗨，各位 - That was wonderful, honey. - Hi, everyone.
- 噢，天啊 - 你醒過來了 - Oh, my! - You're awake!
醒了，哈哈，你是誰？ Awake, yeah. Who are you?
噢，爸媽，這是史考特的前妻蘿拉和她的丈夫尼爾 Oh. Mom and Dad, this is Scott's ex-wife Laura and her husband Neil.
- 你好 - 我是他們女兒，露西 - Hi. - Their daughter, Lucy.
你好 Hi.
他們過來與我們一起過聖誕節，多好啊 They came to join us for Christmas. Isn't that nice?
如果史考特和他前妻那麼親密 If Scott is that close to his ex-wife,
而且你不覺得有威脅感的話 and you don't find that incredibly threatening,
我覺得那肯定很好 I'm sure it's very nice.
各位我回來了 Hi, everybody, I'm back.
嗨，發生什麼事了？ Hey, what happened?
你沒有讓你的親戚們知道你的前妻要和你過聖誕 You didn't tell your in-laws your ex-wife is spending Christmas with you.
又多了秘密 More secrets.
這時候沒轍了 Nothing works in this joint.
如果你覺得這還不夠，你還可以再看看產房 Think this is something? See the delivery room.
有問題嗎？ Is there a problem?
我想瞧瞧產房 I want to see the delivery room.
什麼？ What?
- 很重！過來了 - 小心你的背 - Heavy load! Coming through! - Watch your backs, people.
放下來 Set it down there.
這就是產房？ 這不可能是，這簡直是災難一樣，怎麼回事 This is the delivery room? This is not a delivery room.
我們還在從新改造，很快會又大又舒適的 We're remodelling. It'll be huge, comfortable.
這裡根本是一個清潔工具倉 怎麼就連烤爐也比這裡大 This is a broom closet. The oven in the kitchen's bigger.
這裡不是清潔工具倉…小心你的背後！ This isn't a broom closet... Watch your back again!
看，這是整個玩具工廠的醫院 There we go. This is the hospital for the entire toy factory.
那個怎麼解釋呢？ How about that, Syl?
難道我們的孫子要出生在 加拿大這玩具工廠的清潔間裡 Our grandchild is being born in a broom closet of a Canadian toy factory.
親愛的女兒，你可以對我們坦白 別害怕，你是不是自願來這裡的？ You can be honest with us. Don't be afraid. Are you held against your will?
- 這裡有醫生嗎？ - 有的，有一個醫生… - Is there even a doctor here? - Yes, there's a doctor...
你好，我是希斯瑪醫生，很高興見到你 Hello! I'm Dr Hismus. Pleasure to meet you, eh?
- 這是醫生？ - 是的，很好的醫生 - This is the doctor? - Very good doctor.
- 我明白了 - 注意你的背後！不好意思 - I see. - Watch your backs. Excuse me.
這塊木頭在這裡是幹什麼的？ What are we supposed to do with the wood in here?
- 為什麼這裡會有一塊木頭？ - 我要接手 - Why do we have wood in here? - I'm taking over.
不用，別傻了，讓那些小加拿大人做就好了 Don't be silly. Let the tiny Canadians do it.
能不能給我一個擋板和錘子 Somebody get me an apron and a hammer.
給他一個擋板和錘子 Get him an apron and hammer.
- 又怎麼了？ - 緊急事件 - What's happening? - Emergency in the toy factory.
- 我兩分鐘後回來 - 好，我們來工作吧 - I'll be back in two minutes. - OK, let's go to work.
我拿到了 I got this one.
在那裡！我拿到了！ There it is! I got it!
出來了，看著，我拿到了，拿到了 Look out, coming through. I got it.
去吧，孩子，這些熊…我們要讓它們停下來 Go. Boy, these bears... We gotta make 'em stop.
這會戳到眼睛，把這裡都關了 It's a great way to put out an eye. Shut this place down!
嘿，關掉，關掉 Hey, cut it off, cut it off.
開關在這裡，關掉 Right there's the start. Cut it off.
火精靈去哪裡了？ Where are the fire elves?
快幫幫忙！讓路，讓路 Help. Give me an aisle. Come on.
- 讓專家來做 - 從火焰的底部開始 - Let the professionals at it. - Hit the base of the flame.
先生，先生 Sir, sir!
柯蒂斯，你可別告訴我 我們整個工廠要被毀了 Curtis, stop. If you're gonna tell me our entire facility is in ruin,
聖誕節就是明天了，這可是歷史第一次 Christmas is tomorrow, for the first time in history
全世界的孩子會因為我的失誤 不能得到他們想要的，別說了 kids of the world won't get what they asked for because I failed, stop it.
我無法承受更多的壞消息 I can't stand one more piece of bad news.
- 好消息，先生 - 是什麼？ - Then good news, sir. - What?
你褲子著火了 Your pants are on fire.
還燒出洞了！ Fire in the hole!
- 隊長 - 我來了，柯蒂斯 - Captain. - I'm on it, Curtis.
噢，我的天！我有什麼可以為你做的嗎？ Oh, my. Is there anything I can do?
往我屁股上吹一口 Put a chill on my bottom for me?
算了，去找個地方讓精靈幫著打掃乾淨 Go to the naughty and nice area, help the elves clean up.
- 走，動起來！ - 快，走！ - Go! Move, move! - Quickly, move it!
- 別浪費時間！ - 報告情況吧 - Stop lollygagging! - Status report.
報告，槍的彈簧融化了 Springs on the pogo sticks melted.
讓我看看，我挺喜歡這個的，格蘭達，你的報告呢？ Let me see, let me see. I like that toy. Glenda. Give me a status report.
- 燙板的支架燒焦了 - 讓我看看 - Legs on the ironing board burned up. - Let me see.
木棚車只剩下輪子了 Only the wheels are left on the wooden truck.
那可是我的最愛 That was my favourite.
火箭已經粉碎了，但是發射引擎還完好，先生 The rockets are in pieces, but the launch motors are intact, sir.
發射引擎完好？拿過來看看 Launch motors intact? Get over here.
我有辦法了 I think I got an idea.
噴氣式單腳滑行板 Jet-powered scooter board.
好厲害，聖誕老人！ Way to go, Santa!
這就是紅衣服老頭解決問題的方法 That's how the men in red get things done.
我們還有好多事情要做呢，快回去工作 We got a schedule to keep, get back to work.
走，去工作吧 Let's go, let's go, let's go!
哇，你好厲害！ Whoa. You're just amazing.
聖誕老人不能讓別人失望，對吧？ Can't keep a good Santa down, huh?
那麼，還有什麼困擾你嗎？ So, doesn't anything bother you?
小事情難不到我的 You don't sweat the small stuff.
在工作上的問題，只是挑戰 家裡的問題，才是真正的問題 Problem at work, that's a challenge. Problem at home, a problem.
史考特叔叔，剛剛是我見過的最精彩的事 Uncle Scott, that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
等一下，你之前沒有擔心過吧 Wait a minute. You weren't worried, were you?
- 一秒鐘都沒有 - 我也沒有 - Not for a second. - Neither was I.
史考特叔叔，你知道我最想看到什麼嗎？ Uncle Scott, you know what I've been dying to see?
你的雪球珍藏 不知道 No.
好，如果你能抓到我，我就給你看 You can see it, if you can catch me.
小心，來了 Watch out, coming through.
最後上去的人是大豬腿 Last one up is a glazed ham!
暫停營業 OUT OF SERVICE
別看著我，這密碼是機密 Don't watch what I'm doing, this is a very secret code.
- 求你了，史考特叔叔 - 說真的 - Oh, come on, Uncle Scott. - It is.
絕對保密 Very secret.
來看看 Watch what happens.
小心，小心 Look out, look out!
哇 Whoa.
我們在哪裡？ Where are we?
我告訴過你，我珍藏著一系列很漂亮的雪球 I told you I have an amazing collection of snow globes.
這是雪球珍藏館 This is the Hall of Snow Globes.
進來吧 Go on in.
好漂亮啊，史考特叔叔 This is so beautiful, Uncle Scott.
這是歷屆聖誕老人搜集的所有雪球 These are all the snow globes for all the Santas that have ever been.
而這個… And this one...
是屬於我的 ...that one's mine.
這是我最最喜歡的，就像你給查理的那一個 It's my very favourite, just like you gave Charlie.
對啊，你知道 Yeah. You know,
我比較偏愛這一個 I'm kind of partial to this one myself.
瞧，在下雪呢 Look, it's snowin'.
是啊，你的珍藏真好！ Yeah. You got a good collection.
很可惜你沒有一個這樣的 Too bad you don't have one like this.
- 是…是我 - 對呀 - It's... It's me. - Yeah.
抱著一個雪人 Hugging a snowman.
噢！它變粉色了 Oh! And he turns pink!
我告訴過你，你溫暖的擁抱很神奇 I told you your warm hugs were magical.
謝謝你的禮物，聖誕老人 Thank you for my present, Santa.
小事一件 It's OK.
好，看看這裡 Well, look at it this way.
看完一個了，還有26億個沒看呢 One down, 2.6 billion to go.
我們最好趕快離開這裡了 We better get out of here.
等等，好了 Hold on, here we go.
我正好在這裡，你要我把樹頂的星星放上去嗎？ Do you want me to put on the tree topper?
留給史考特吧，他總是要自己放上 Save it for Scott. He always puts the tree topper on.
當然 Of course.
好奇怪啊 It's strange how much
這個有點像… this resembles...
- 我回來啦，親愛的 - 噢，親愛的，你好嗎？ - Hi, honey, I'm back. - Oh, honey, are you OK?
非常好，有一個好消息，我可以和你們多待會兒了 Great. Good news is I get to spend time with you guys.
史考特 Scott.
先生 Sir.
對不起，打擾了 Sorry to interrupt.
有些東西你一定要再檢查一下 There's something you need to check twice.
給我2分鐘？ Two minutes?
怎麼了？怎麼了？ What? What?
我們遇到麻煩了，這個不能讀取，因為起了褶皺 We have a problem. This is unreadable. Because it's all crinkled up.
你最好計劃一下，那個在我的辦公室 You gotta plan it out. It's gotta be in my office.
對，我的辦公室 Yeah, my office.
- 尼爾？ - 怎麼了？ - Neil? - What?
我們一起去找露西吧，讓她準備吃晚飯，好嗎？ Let's go find Lucy, get her washed up for dinner, OK?
放在那就行了，放下 Leave that here. Leave it.
我們馬上回來 We'll be right back.
別擔心，親愛的 Don't worry, honey.
這樣不行的 That's not gonna work.
現在是忙碌的季節 It's busy season.
永遠是他的忙碌季節 It's always his busy season.
那是史考特叔叔的雪球，你不能拿走它 That's Uncle Scott's snow globe. You're not supposed to have that.
- 我知道，不好嗎？ - 這一點都不好 - I know. Isn't it great? - It's not great at all.
你做了很糟糕的事情，你會被列入淘氣名單裡的 You've done a terrible thing. You'll be on the naughty list for life.
但是淘氣名單裡的人總是比較開心 But naughty list people have more fun.
- 我去找人幫忙 - 我可不會這麼做 - I'm going for help. - I wouldn't do that.
媽媽爸爸！過來，快點 Mom, Dad! Over here, quick!
- 露西！ - 怎麼了？ - Lucy! - What?
- 過來，快點！ - 發生什麼了？ - Come on, hurry! - What's wrong?
怎麼了？ What's wrong?
親愛的，怎麼了？ Sweetheart, what is it?
我告訴過你別這樣做 I told you not to do that.
傑克﹒弗羅斯特拿了史考特叔叔的雪球 而且他知道那不是他的 Jack Frost took Uncle Scott's snow globe and he knows that it's not his.
住手 Stop!
別這樣！你做了什麼？ Don't! What did you do?
我把他們冰凍了 I froze them.
現在…我不得不對你採取同樣的行動了 Now, am I gonna have to do the same thing to you?
或者你更願意待在衣櫥裡 一句話也別說 Or are you going to get in that closet and stay there without saying a word?
聰明的小孩 Smart girl.
噢，笑一個 Oh, smile, will you?
我以前見過有小孩求著我把他們的父母凍住 I've had kids beg me to freeze their parents.
我想我跟你說過，做我的精靈 And to think I asked you to be my elf.
噢，當然…這些小布熊可以用洗衣機洗 Of course all those bears are machine-washable.
對，就把它們放進洗衣機裡 我一個人不能分身 Right. Just put it on the card. I can't be in two places at once.
你得自己管理，別再每次有事就給我打電話 You gotta manage and stop calling every time something goes wrong.
我和我的家人在一起，我很忙，柯蒂斯 I'm a little busy with my family, Curtis.
我想看見的就是大家都能各司其職 All I want to see is busy, busy worker tushies.
嘿，我要滑下去了 Hey, hey, I'm rolling downhill.
這個房子的結構有問題 This is not up to code, this building.
你這麼厲害，怕什麼？ You're number one. Act like it.
為什麼你還沒有把聖誕樹頂的星星放上去？ Why haven't you put the tree topper on yet?
噢，史考特只是有點忙 Scott's just been a little busy.
讓你爸爸去辦這件事 Tell your dad to do it.
這個聖誕老人就會急急忙忙跑過來的 And then watch the suddenly displaced Mr Claus run right over.
試試吧！會很好玩的 Go ahead. It'll be fun.
爸爸，你能和我一起把聖誕樹的星星掛上嗎？ Dad, do you wanna help me with the tree topper?
好，我馬上就來 Yeah, in a minute.
我都認不出他了 I don't know who he is anymore.
我也認不出了 I don't know who he is, either.
尼爾，露西，蘿拉，他們都應該在場 Neil, Lucy and Laura should be here for this.
他們剛剛離開，他們去哪裡了？ They left a while ago.
有個加拿大人請他們喝熱可可去了 Some Canadians invited them over for cocoa.
你知道他們總是咿呀咿呀的 You know how they are. Yak-yak, yak-yak, eh?
史考特，裝飾樹頂啊，你幹什麼呢？ Scott? Tree topper, what do you say?
史考特，快把星星掛上樹頂 Scott, honey, let's put the tree topper on.
- 我們就可以舉杯慶祝了 - 你們把這房子建在斜坡上面了 - We can make a toast. - You built this place on a fault line.
澳洲的孩子們都沒有禮物，這裡有什麼我能幫忙的？ Millions of kids in Australia go without gifts. What can I do for you?
- 樹上的星星 - 哦，當然！樹上的星星 - Tree topper. - Oh, yeah, tree topper. Good.
史考特，舉杯 Scott? Toast.
馬上就來 Just a second.
好 Good.
噢，好，太好了，感謝上帝 Bad. Well, good for goodness sakes.
嗯，好，柯蒂斯，我現在不能跟你說了 Yeah. Uh-huh. Curtis, I can't talk right now,
我要把星星掛在聖誕樹上，這很重要，不跟你說了 I'm putting the tree topper on. It's important. Can't talk.
柯蒂斯，求你了，我得走了 Curtis, please, please, I gotta go.
再見 Bye.
我先把這個放在口袋裡，我不接 Gonna put it in my pocket. I'm not answering that.
我把電話放進口袋裡，放進我的口袋裡…好了！ I'm putting the phone in my pocket. Put it in my pocket. All done.
好了，各位，在我爬上這美麗的聖誕樹時 OK, everybody, as I climb up this beautiful tree,
我知道我們經過了很多曲折 I know we've had our ups and downs.
但當我把星星放上聖誕樹頂 But as I place this tree topper
那個傳統的位置 in the traditional place,
我只想說… I just want to say...
小心點，親愛的 Be careful, honey.
噢，親愛的 Oh, honey.
親愛的…我想我可以把它修好 Honey... I think maybe I can fix that.
我知道你生氣了 I know you're upset.
你非得把它挑明了，是不是？ You picked up on that, did you?
這話什麼意思？ Bud, what is that supposed to mean?
如果你不是每時每刻都工作，你明白我是什麼意思 If you weren't working all the time you'd know.
你不明白我有多大壓力 You don't understand the pressure I'm under.
也許那些壓力比不上 Well, maybe it's not as bad as being ripped away from your family
- 把你的家人拋棄了更令人痛苦 - 爸爸 - and told you can't see them anymore. - Dad.
我把你們請來就是為了 Maybe I invited you here so Carol can be surrounded
讓卡羅爾擁有家人的愛和支援 我在努力做的事你都想像不到 by family for love and support while I do things you can't even imagine.
我在試著解決問題，但好像你試著讓事情變得更糟 Rather than make things work, you make things worse.
那就這樣吧，我們走了 We're leaving.
- 什麼？ - 也許我們就不該來 - What? - Maybe we shouldn't have come.
你是對的，也許你們就不該來 Maybe you're right. You shouldn't have come.
也許我本來也不應該到這裡 Maybe I should never have come either.
別說會讓自己後悔的話 Don't say anything you'll regret.
我覺得我們都需要冷靜一下 I think we all need to cool down for a second.
我們出去走走吧 Why don't you and I take a walk?
走吧！走吧！ Let's go. Let's just go.
噢，甜心 Oh, sweetheart.
高大糖果屋 BIG & TALL
已經結束了 It's over.
我以為我還有機會再成家，但是我又搞砸了 I thought I had a second chance at having a family, but I blew it again.
我沒見過比你更會處理好一切的人了 Hey. There's no one I know who could hold this all together but you.
但我沒有 But I didn't.
我的親家討厭我，聖誕節真是個大災難 My in-laws resent me, Christmas is a disaster,
現在連我懷孕了的妻子 都希望她從來沒有認識過我 and my pregnant wife wishes that she never had met me.
我本想等到明天再給你這個 I was gonna wait until tomorrow to give you this,
但是… but...
我知道你現在需要點東西提提神 I think you need a bit of a pick-me-up now.
- 我不能 - 沒事，快打開 - I can't. - Come on. Open it.
- 我不想打開 - 這會讓你感覺好一點的 - I don't feel like it. - It'll make you feel better.
- 我不想打開 - 快點，打開看看，打開它 - I don't feel like it. - Come on, open it, please.
謝謝… Thanks.
那麼，是不是你曾經想過… So are there times when you wonder...
想過什麼？ Wonder what?
- 這些都是不是… - 值得？ - If this was even... - Worth it?
比你想像的值好多 More than you know.
今晚就是這樣一個時刻，對吧？ Tonight's one of these times, huh?
我真希望我那時沒穿上這件大衣 Wish I'd never put that red coat on.
我希望我根本就不是聖誕老人 So... you wish you'd never become Santa at all?
根本就不是？ At all?
根本就不是 At all. At all.
是啊，根本就不是 Yeah, at all.
我希望我從來沒當過聖誕老人，滿意了嗎？ I wished I'd never been Santa at all. Happy?
滿意了 I am now.
不！ No!
聖誕前夕…12年前 Christmas Eve ... 12 Years Ago
呵，呵，呵 Ho ho ho.
噢不… 嘿，你！ Hey, you!
呵，呵…噢啊！ Ho ho... Uh-oh!
別碰我！ Get off me, blubber ball!
我不會讓你穿這大衣的 I will not let you put on that coat!
噢是嗎？你看啊 Oh, yeah? Watch me!
你想都別想，傑克 Don't even think about it, Jack.
你居然用鏟子打我！ You hit me with a shovel!
一路平安！大胖子 Adios, fatty!
哦，弗羅斯特，不！ No, Frost, no!
噢不！ Oh, no.
聖誕前夕…現在 Christmas Eve ... Now
好吧，也就是密西西比工廠想知道 OK, so, the Mississippi factory needs to know
我們是讓他們寄出10萬件還是20萬件 if we want them to ship 100,000 units or 200,000.
他們不會明天寄出，明天是聖誕節 They won't ship tomorrow because it's Christmas,
但他們會週四再寄，這意味著… but they will ship Thursday, which means...
- 他們明天不寄？ - 是的，先生 - They're not gonna ship tomorrow? - Yes, sir.
- 現在是聖誕前夕？ - 是的，先生 - This is Christmas Eve? - Yes, sir.
你在做什麼？為什麼你在工作？ What are you doing? Why are we working?
我們聖誕前夕不放假 We always work Christmas Eve.
- 不放假？ - 當然 - We do? - Of course.
噢…這可真荒唐 Well, that... that's ridiculous.
聖誕前夕是你和家人團聚的日子 Christmas Eve is when you spend time with your family.
- 我的家人在哪裡？ - 我不想知道，加爾文先生 - Where's my family tonight? - I really don't know, Mr Calvin.
你是什麼意思？ What do you mean?
你很少見他們 Well, you rarely see them
你…也不提起他們 and you... don't mention them.
我車鑰匙在哪裡？ Where are my car keys?
嘿！ Hey.
你在這裡做什麼？ What are you doing here?
我…我只是過去看… Well, I just came over to see...
看什麼？你怎麼大老遠開車到這裡來？ See what? Why on earth would you drag yourself all the way over here?
- 是德瑞克嗎？ - 不是 - Is that Derek? - No.
- 你今天晚上不能出去 - 好吧 - And you're not going out tonight. - Yeah, OK.
- 你在這裡幹什麼？ - 過來看看你 - What are you doing here? - Came over to see you.
為什麼？ Why?
因為我們見面的機會不多 Cause we don't see each other enough.
- 什麼？ - 快點，查理 - What? - Come on, Charlie.
我走了 I'm outta here.
別這樣，查理，這是聖誕前夕！ 我不在乎，媽媽 - Charlie, it's Christmas Eve. - Like either of us care, Mom?
- 查理 - 怎麼了？ - Charlie. - What?
回來，查理！ Come back here. Charlie!
- 晚安，史考特 - 等等… - Good night, Scott. - Wait, wait!
你能幫我找到卡羅爾嗎？ Can you help me find Carol?
- 卡羅爾？ - 卡羅爾﹒紐曼 - Carol? - Carol Newman.
卡羅爾﹒紐曼…查理的校長？ Carol Newman, the principal of Charlie's school?
- 對，你知道她在哪裡嗎？ - 我不知道，她搬走了 - Yeah. Do you know where she is? - I don't know. She moved away.
這裡的孩子把她嚇跑了，我猜的，我不知道 Ran out of local kids to terrify, I guess. I don't know.
你這是怎麼回事 What is the matter with you?
尼爾，尼爾和露西，他們會明白的 Neil. Neil and Lucy, they'll understand.
- 他們在哪裡？ - 在北極 - Where are they? - At the North Pole.
在北極？ At the North Pole?
對，在北極 Yeah. The North Pole.
- 弗羅斯特 - 怎麼了？ 北極度假村 - Frost. - What?
弗羅斯特把北極變成了一個主題公園 Frost turned the North Pole into a theme park.
尼爾帶著露西去北極了 Neil has been taking Lucy to the North Pole
自從我和他離婚後他們就去了，記得嗎？ ever since he and I got our divorce.
離婚… Divorce?
你肯定你能開車嗎？ Are you sure you should be driving?
我會把事情都變好的，我會把事情做得更好 I'm gonna make everything OK. I'll make everything better.
噢，好 Yeah. OK.
北極航空 NORTHPOLE AIRLINES
北極度假村 THE NORTH POLE RESORT
闔家歡特惠 66美元 Family Special $66.00
買張票，我們先來的 Get a ticket. We were here first.
我不喜歡這個，我不去了 I hate it. I'm not getting on.
- 我不是錢做的 - 我們走吧 - I'm not made of money, all right? - Let's go.
去看看我們的姜餅小房子，美味又有趣 Try our gingerbread houses. They're Santalicious.
別忘記買票看聖誕老人的表演 Don't forget to buy a ticket for Santa's show.
我是不是長得像一個造錢的機器？ Do I look like a cash machine to you?
我要一個會跳舞的聖誕老人 I want a dancing Santa!
跟上，往前走 Keep moving. Come on.
算了吧，就這個吧 Forget it, that's it.
- 是我先看到的 - 我先看到的 - I saw it first. - No, you didn't.
- 這個我買定了 - 把它給我 - I'm buying it. - Give it to me!
- 不行！ - 媽媽！ - No way! - Mom!
- 爸爸，我不喜歡這個 - 太糟糕了 - Dad, I don't like this. - That's just too bad.
兄弟，靠邊站 Hey, stand somewhere else.
你跟我一起，抓緊我的手！ You stay right here with me and hold my hand!
聖誕老人寵物公園 - 我要看馴鹿 - 別擠別擠 - I wanna see reindeer. - Stop pushing!
- 我們怎麼會在這裡？ - 因為你們想來呀 - Why are we here? - Because you wanted to...
孩子們記住，你們父母有多愛你 Kids, how much your parents love you
那要看他們花多少錢給你們買禮物 depends on how much they spend on your present.
快點，爸爸，我們走吧 Hurry up, Dad, let's go!
- 快點，我想騎一下！ - 露西！ - Come on, I want a ride! - Lucy!
- 尼爾！ - 史考特加爾文 - Neil! - Scott Calvin.
怎麼在這個奇怪的地方碰見你 Odd place to run into you.
露西 Luce?
你好嗎，加爾文先生？ What's up, Mr Calvin?
我們能不能離開這裡？ Can we please go?
等等，你和蘿拉之間到底怎麼了？ Wait, wait, wait. What happened between you and Laura?
我知道你認為治療不可靠 但你最好還是考慮一下 I know you think therapy is like witchcraft, but you might consider it.
請求你，告訴我 Please, please, just tell me.
你不會明白的，你從來都不在他們身邊 You don't really know because you were never around.
這你應該知道，史考特 It shouldn't be any news to you, Scott.
你從來沒有盡到做查理父親的責任 You were never a father to Charlie.
你把所有的責任都推給我，然後呢？ You put all the pressure on me, and guess what?
他不想讓我作他的父親 He didn't want me to be his father...
也是因為這個，我和蘿拉之間的關係相當糟糕 ...which messed things up pretty good between me and Laura.
還想讓我這樣下去嗎，史考特？ Want me to go on, Scott?
走吧，爸爸，排隊的人越來越多了 Come on, Dad, the line's getting longer.
打擾了，先生 Excuse me, sir.
- 柯蒂斯 - 是，先生 - Curtis. - Yes, sir.
我有兩張票，你想和聖誕精靈一起做玩具嗎？ Can I offer you two tickets for a turn to build a toy with Santa's elves?
附送這支紀念筆，有發聲功能，現金結賬還是信用卡？ I'll throw in this commemorative pen, voice-enhanced. Cash or credit card?
- 現金還是信用卡？ - 這可太傻了 - Cash or credit card? - That's silly.
這我可不知道，你還可以在好孩子名單上簽名 Not sure, I'll throw in a pass for the nice list.
跟我一起走吧 Walk with me, won't you?
噢，柯蒂斯，是我，看在你熱愛的糖果條的份上 Curtis, it's me. Oh, for the love of candy canes,
你們都在這裡做了什麼？ what have you done here?
先生，這是簽好孩子名的地方 不過隊已經排到那寵物園門口 Well, sir, this is a nice list kiosk. The line ends by the petting zoo.
你是說父母花錢讓孩子 把名字寫在好孩子名單上？ Parents pay to have their kids put on the nice list?
這不對，我最好阻止這一切 Not right. I better change things back the way they were.
你的老闆是誰？ Who's your boss?
弗羅斯特在哪裡？ Where's Frost?
柯蒂斯，弗羅斯特在哪裡？ Curtis, where's Frost?
- 警衛！ - 把弗羅斯特帶出來，快點！ - Security! - Bring Frost out here right now!
我要好好跟他談談 I'll take care of him.
看，聖誕老人 Look, there's Santa.
很高興見到你，我的朋友，我一直在等你呢 Nice to see you, mon frere. I've been waiting.
已經過了12年嗎？ Has it been 12 years already?
弗羅斯特，你做了什麼？ Frost. What have you done?
嘿，別緊張，生意人 Hey. Easy does it, Armani man.
不先打個招呼？你喜歡你對這裡的貢獻嗎？ No hello? Love what you've done with the place?
給一隻馴鹿剃毛要五塊錢 Shave a reindeer for five dollars.
那聖誕老人的秘密怎麼辦？ 弗羅斯特，你對得起北極嗎？ What about the secret of Santa? How could you do this to the North Pole?
你不知道我做了多少的工作，多大的壓力 The whole thing is way too much work, too much pressure.
但是對我的努力從來沒有人說一聲謝謝 No one even thanks you for all the effort.
沒說謝謝？那麼那些餅乾和牛奶算什麼？ No thank yous? What about the plates of cookies and milk?
拜託，那是為你們清清倉庫 Please, I'm cleansing.
我再也不做這種無意義的送禮物工作了 I stopped the whole toy delivery nonsense
相反我把付得起錢的人都請到這來 and brought anyone who could afford to pay up here.
誰需要魔法？誰需要爬來爬去 把自己的房頂和煙囪弄髒？ Who needs magic? Who needs to be crawling on roofs and chimneys?
我在這裡擁有我想要的一切 I got everything I need right here.
看看吧，全都錯了，這不是北極應該有的樣子 Look around. This isn't how the North Pole's supposed to be. This is wrong.
為什麼你就不能好好享受生活？ Why don't you chill out and enjoy the swag, huh?
這破地方不是聖誕節原本的樣子 This junk is not what Christmas is about.
- 可你才是那個放棄這一切的人 - 那是因為你騙了我 - You're the one who gave it up. - You tricked me.
- 騙了你？等等 - 我不知道你拿了我的雪球 - Give me a break. - I didn't know you had my snow globe.
可能沒有騙，但是誰說的 「我希望自己不是聖誕老人？」 Maybe not, but who said, "I wish I'd never been Santa at all"?
什麼？ What?
我說「誰說我希望自己不是聖誕老人了」 I said, "Who said 'I wish I'd never been Santa at all'?"
魯道夫說的？魯道夫的媽媽？ Rudolph? Rudolph's mama?
弗羅斯特，跟我換回來吧，這是你的一個機會 Frost, switch back with me. Now's your chance.
這是你享受精彩演出的機會 And this is your chance to enjoy the show.
- 護衛 - 遵命 - Security. - Yes, sir.
把我的客人帶到他的位子上 Take my guest to his seat, won't you?
非常感謝 Thanks so much.
來吧，走！ Come on, let's go.
6點的小精靈表演，門票特價中 Tickets on sale now for the 6:00 elf toss.
買票見聖誕老人，永遠不算遲 Never too late to get tickets to Santa's show.
嘿，露西 Hey, Luce.
我知道一些關於你的消息 I know something really wonderful about you.
- 你喜歡雪球 - 沒錯 - You love snow globes. - Yeah.
如果真是這樣，我有一個驚喜要給你 Well, if that's true, I've got a surprise for you.
到那椅子上去 Just up those stairs,
在販賣機背後有一個密室 behind the vending machine is a secret room
裡面全都是雪球，保證有你從來沒見過 filled with snow globes like you've never seen before.
漂亮的雪球 需要一個密碼才可以進去 Beautiful snow globes. There's a secret code to get in that room.
密碼是什麼？ What's the code?
你從中間抓一個 You grab the one in the middle
然後把它拿下來給我 and bring it back down to me.
我要你幫個忙 I need your help.
但我不想一個人上去 But I don't want to go up there all alone.
露西… Lucy...
…相信我 ...trust me.
這真的很重要 This is really important.
- 好吧 - 好 - OK. - OK.
好，讓我分散一下他們注意力 OK. I'll create a little diversion.
天啊，這表演真無聊 Boy, this show stinks.
快點 Come on.
嘿，別跑 Hey, hold it!
- 借過 - 你抓不到我，來吧 - Coming through. - You can't catch me. Come on, guys.
連我這條老狗都抓不住了？ Can't catch an old dog like me?
露西？露西！ Lucy? Lucy!
找個位子坐下來，各位，演出馬上就要開始了 Grab a seat, everybody. The show's about to begin.
聖誕老人 SANTA
玩具製作 BUIULD-A-TOY
謝謝你！謝謝你！ Thank you! Thank you!
這是誰幹的？我可饒不了你 I'm gonna kick the coal out of whoever did that.
- 你 - 你不是聖誕老人 - You. - You're not Santa Claus.
那個是假的，我才是真的聖誕老人 That is an impostor. I'm Santa Claus.
警衛！警衛！抓住他！ Guards! Guards, get him!
來吧！誰想要嘗點甜頭？過來！ Bring it on! Who wants some of this? Come here!
如果你不介意… If you don't mind...
嘿，你要去哪裡？快下來！ Where are you going? Get down from there!
想抓我就來吧 Guess if you guys want me,
你必須要過來這裡 you're gonna have to come up here
才能抓到我！ and get me!
醒醒吧你 Get this through your head.
你再也不是聖誕老人了 You're not Santa anymore.
你現在只是個聞起來像餅乾的人 You're just a guy who smells like a cookie.
嘿，我們來玩抓人遊戲吧 Hey, how about a game of catch?
露西，投一個 Lucy, toss it.
不錯嘛，伙計 Nice try, compadre.
漂亮的團隊合作，不過有一個問題 And lovely teamwork. There's only one problem.
你永遠不會聽到我說 You're never gonna get me to say...
我真希望自己不是聖誕老人 I wish I'd never been Santa at all.
現在是誰說的？魯道夫嗎？ Now who said that? Rudolph?
還是魯道夫的媽媽？ Rudolph's mama?
不！ No!
呵，呵，呵 Ho ho ho.
我要穿回我的外套了 I gotta get my coat back.
過來 Come here.
- 天哪，你簡直… - 嘿！ - Boy, you are just... - Hey!
- 噢，天… - 嘿，你！ - Whoa. Freaky. - Hey, you!
呵，呵…噢啊！ Ho ho... Uh-oh!
噢… Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
讓我走！那件外套是屬於我的 Let me go! That coat belongs to me.
不，那件外套屬於他 No, Frost, that coat belongs to him.
你抓住他了！ You got him!
這可真大 This guy was huge.
- 我現在是聖誕老人了 - 你不像聖誕老人 - I'm Santa now. - You don't look like Santa.
- 你殺了他 - 沒有 - You killed him. - Did not.
- 我要我的外套 - 爸，你快看這個 - I want my coat. - Dad, you gotta see this.
查理，查理！離這些東西遠點！ Charlie, Charlie! Stay away from those things.
我要我的外套！ I want the coat!
為什麼？你能做個好聖誕老人？ 那些精靈都喜歡你？ 'Cause you make such a good Santa? Because all the elves love you?
還是那些送錢給你的人也喜歡你？ Those people you took money from love you?
聽我說，聽著 我們都沒有選擇成為聖誕老人的權利 Listen to me, listen to me. Being Santa's not something you could take.
我們都只是被選中了而已 It's something that chooses you.
噢…我看起來怎麼樣，不錯吧？ Well... how do I look? Nice?
你太遲了 And you're too late.
不！ No!
卡羅爾 Carol.
卡羅爾 Carol!
看來事情沒有我想像中的順利 Well, that didn't work out the way I'd hoped.
卡羅爾 Carol.
噢，史考特，我們到處在找你 Oh, Scott. We've been looking everywhere for you.
過來 Come here.
噢，聖誕姥姥，我們想你 Oh, Mrs Claus, I've missed you.
- 我也很想很想你們 - 不對，我們幾分鐘前才見過 - I missed you so much, so much. - Wait, it's just been a few minutes.
- 就幾分鐘而已？ - 對啊 - It's only been a few minutes? - Yes.
當然了，只需要幾分鐘的時間 就可以看透人的一輩子 Of course. It only takes a few minutes to see the truth of an entire lifetime.
- 我不明白你說什麼 - 有一個人默默努力著… - I don't understand. - A man goes in the world,
一些預料不到的事發生了 and expects his dreams to come true, and then...
他拿走紅外套，成為聖誕老人 等待著他的夢想實現 ...the unexpected happens. Pick up a coat and become Santa.
這是非常艱巨的任務！ 壓力很大，照顧全世界的孩子 That's huge! A lot of pressure, taking care of the children of the world,
還要顧及小精靈，保守聖誕老人的秘密還有北極 and the elves and the SOS and the North Pole,
所以他看不清什麼才是重要的，愛他的女人 but he loses sight of what's important: The woman who falls in love with him...
她將要給他生一個孩子 ...and gives him a baby.
- 我喜歡當聖誕老人，我愛你 - 我也愛你 - I love being Santa and I love you. - I love you, too.
- 你是不是喝熱可可了？ - 不，我回來了 - Have you been drinking cocoa? - No. I'm back.
- 我非常非常的想你 - 我也很想你 - I've missed you very, very much. - I missed you too.
噢 Ohh.
嘿，你們知道發生什麼了嗎？ Hey, you guys know what happened?
- 不知道 - 我們原諒對方，就這麼簡單 - No. - We ticked each other off. That's it.
這世界上每家每戶在聖誕前夕都會這樣 Like families all over the world do on Christmas Eve
因為愛對方，所以才會原諒對方，這沒什麼 that love each other, ticking each other off.
因為他們不需要那麼完美，他們只需要和家人在一起 They don't have to be perfect to be good families. We just have to be together.
我還是覺得很抱歉 I'm still so very sorry
我們給你增加了這麼多壓力 that we added to all this pressure that you're under.
我認為我們應該向你道歉，你覺得呢？ I think that we should apologise. Don't you?
不用，我是他的岳父，這是我的責任 No. It's good I'm tough on him. I'm his father-in-law. It's my job.
只要你保證每個聖誕都這樣，我無所謂 As long as you promise to do it every Christmas, it's fine.
那我可得看看，我是個大忙人 We'll see about that. I'm a busy guy.
我也是，我想讓你們看看我做了什麼 And so am I. And I'd like to show you guys what I do.
- 史考特，別忘了聖誕老人秘密 - 聖誕老人的秘密… - The SOS. - The SOS is about secrets,
這不能成為家人之間的秘密 我不想再把你和家人分隔開了 secrets aren't for families. I'm tired of keeping you from your family.
請你們跟我到工廠去 So if you guys would follow me to my factory.
精靈？ Elves?
精靈們，請暫時停止工作 Elves! Stop working for a minute.
我想讓你們跟我的親家問聲好 I'd like you all to say hello to the in-laws.
你們好，親家！ Hello, in-laws!
- 你們好 - 你們好嗎？ - Hello. - How ya doin'?
- 精靈 - 噢，我的天… - Elves. - Oh, my.
他們不是加拿大人，他們是小精靈 They're not Canadians. They're elves.
我從來沒有…親口說過 Never said... in person...
聽著，如果他們是小精靈 Listen, if they're elves,
這就不是一個玩具工廠 this is not a toy factory.
這就是…這就是聖誕老人的玩具作坊 This is probably Santa's workshop.
- 如果這個是… - 如果這個是聖誕老人的作坊 - And if this is probably... - If this is Santa's workshop,
- 那麼…他… - 他就是那個人 ...then... he... - Then he's the guy.
嘿，你…你就是那個人？ 你是聖誕老人 Hey, you... you're the guy. You're Father Christmas.
聽起來有點奇怪…但是… …你們會習慣的 It's a little freaky, but... you'll get used to it.
- 哇！ - 噢！ - Whoa! - Oh!
哇！ Whoa!
如果你是聖誕老人… If you're Father Christmas that means
我們就是聖誕家庭 I'm Father Christmas' father-in-law.
這就意味著… 我是聖誕岳父… That means I'm... I'm Father-in-law Christmas.
我是聖誕岳母！ And I'm Mother-in-law Christmas.
哇！ Whoa!
你好，聖誕家人！ Hi, Santa!
你好，伙計！ Hi, Bud!
西維亞！ Sylvia.
我身後那些小毛球… 我等一會會清理掉的 Oh, the little pellets behind me? I'll clean those up later.
聖誕老人，你把那些螺絲起子放哪裡了？ Santa, where do you keep the Phillips screwdrivers?
噢，小精靈建築工地，你問問厄爾，好嗎？ Oh, elf construction. Talk to Irv, OK?
噢，噢，丘比特！ Oh, oh, Cupid!
你飛這麼高，建議你穿一條底褲 At this altitude you might consider an underdiaper.
我不想特意打扮 I don't mind the draught.
- 那是丘比特？ - 是啊 - That was Cupid. - Yeah.
你好，聖誕老人 Hello, Santa.
- 時光老人 - 時光老人，還有什麼？ - Father Time. - Father Time. What next?
噢，你好，聖誕老人 Well, hello, Santa.
這裡可真忙啊 This is a blast!
大自然母親 Mother Nature.
- 我該怎麼謝你才好 - 噢，不用謝我 - How can I ever thank you for this? - Oh, don't thank me.
- 他才是把我們聚集到這裡的人 - 爸爸 - He's the one who brought us here. - Dad.
查理 Charlie!
- 你好，聖誕老人 - 牙齒仙人 - Hi, Santa! - Hey, Tooth.
- 你好，聖誕老人 - 睡眠精靈 - Hi, Santa. - Sandy.
我在柯蒂斯那裡發現你落後了 所以我叫專業人士來幫你了 Checked in with Curtis and found out you were behind, so I called professionals.
史考特叔叔！ Uncle Scott!
- 露西，出什麼事了？ - 我發現她被鎖在衣櫥裡了 - Lucy, what's happened? - I found her locked in a closet.
怎麼回事？ What's wrong?
你得看看弗羅斯特對我父母做了什麼？ You've got to see what Frost did to my mom and dad.
會沒事的 It's gonna be OK.
是嗎？然後呢？ Yeah, and...?
精靈長官，我看住他了 Elficers, I have him.
傑克，這可不好笑 Jack, this isn't funny.
快給她父母解凍 Unfreeze the parents right now.
不行，聖誕老人 在我解凍自己前沒法解凍他們 No way, Claus. I can't unfreeze them without unfreezing myself,
我可不會解凍自己的 and that is something I'll never do.
大自然母親，幫我 Mother Nature, help me out.
- 你能把他解凍嗎？ - 對不起，聖誕老人 - Can you thaw him out? - I'm sorry, Santa.
我們的魔力不能用在別的理事會成員身上 Our powers don't work on legendary figures.
真是太遺憾了！ Isn't that a shame?
- 你說怎麼辦，露西？ - 你覺得這有用嗎？ - What do you say, Luce? - Do you think it'll work?
問題在於，你覺得呢？ The question is, do you?
好吧 OK.
這…就是你們的解決辦法？ This is what you're all reduced to?
讓一個小女孩來拯救這一切？ Sending a little girl in to save the day, are we?
你要怎麼做？把我變可愛？ What you gonna do, adorablise me?
把我甜到屈服？ Sweet me into submission?
把我可愛到死？ Cute me to death?
讓我改變我的…一貫作風？ Make me change my... way!
嘿 Hey.
我覺得好怪啊 I feel so strange.
我心裡有感情在流動 It's so gushy inside.
我怎麼能聞見皮膚曬黑油的味道？ Do I smell suntan lotion?
我感覺我在熱帶地區 I feel so tropical.
我這是怎麼回事？ What's happening to me?
我在溫暖你的心 I'm warming your heart.
但是他們說這是不可能發生的 But they told me it couldn't be done.
那是因為他們不知道擁抱的魔力 But they didn't know about magical hugs.
我覺得我喜歡這感覺 I think I like it.
媽媽，爸爸！ Mom, Dad!
- 露西！ - 媽媽，爸爸！ - Lucy! - Mom! Dad!
來一個集體擁抱！ Group hug!
感受愛吧！ - Feel the love. - Yes.
- 噢，史考特，是時候了！ - 快到10點了 - Oh, Scott. It's time. - Oh, about 10:00.
是去送禮物的時候了！ It's time to deliver the package.
不，午夜，像往常一樣 No. Midnight, as usual.
不，是時候生了 No, it's time to deliver the package.
- 啊！ - 是時候生了！ - Yeah. - It's time to deliver the package!
聖誕寶寶要出來了！ Baby Claus is on the way!
最不可思議的時刻到了！ And then the most magical thing of all
我要在聖誕老人外出送禮之前 is that I got to deliver
把孩子生下來 just before Santa had to deliver.
你又在講這個故事了？ Are you telling the stories again?
真可愛！ So cute!
別忘了講聖誕老人換尿布那一段 Make sure you get to the part about Santa changing a mean diaper.
誰起的名字？ So who got to pick out the name?
那很簡單，我們以他祖父的名字給他取名 That was easy. We named him after his grandpa.
沒錯，向聖誕小孩問聲好！ That's right. Say hello to Buddy Claus.
怎麼樣？ What's going on?
劇終
- 接著拍，別停下 - 準備好了嗎？ - Keep rolling. Don't cut. - Ready, boys?
- 準備好了嗎？ - 冷靜！ - Ready? - Calm down.
我們會弄好的，記錄員 We'll do it right, Marty. Mark!
記錄，開拍！ Marker. Action!
你喜歡蘿蔔汁嗎？ Do you like carrot juice?
胡蘿蔔素B有時讓我頭暈 Beta carotene gives me a buzz.
親愛的！ Honey!
- 我速度快又舒適… - 噢… - I'm built for speed and comfort. - Ohh.
你…你真古怪 You... You weird me out.
噢上帝 Oh, God.
我不會…召喚 Look, I'm not gonna... evoke?
求救 Invoke.
- 我不會…召喚 - 求救！ - Look, I'm not gonna evoke... - Invoke!
別激動，我不會求救… Easy! I'm not gonna invoke...
弗羅斯特把整個北極變成了一個主題公園 Frost. He turned the North Pole into an amusement park.
為什麼…這有什麼好笑的 Why is that... Why is that funny?
北極？ North Pole?
我褲子拉鏈沒拉嗎？ Is my fly down?
弗羅斯特 Frost.
是不是我的表演對你來說非常幽默？ Is my acting somehow humorous to you?
- 噢，現在我是聖誕老人了 - 是嗎？你長得不像聖誕老人 - Well, I'm Santa now. - Really? You don't look like Santa.
但我就是他…對不起 Well, I am... I'm sorry.
- 挺好的 - 挺好的 - That was good. - That was good.
突然間蘿斯馬麗克魯尼出現了 All of a sudden Rosemary Clooney showed up. "Well, I am."
大自然母親，你能給他解凍嗎？ Mother Nature, can you thaw him out?
你能給他… Can you thaw him...
- 提姆！ - 幹什麼？ - Tim! - What?
我剛才在笑，因為劇中我就在笑 I was laughing 'cause it was in the scene.
- 這場景裡沒有笑的部分 - 可我很快樂 - There's no laughing in the scene. - I was happy.