我知道现在已经半夜了 I know it's the middle of the night.
只占用你五分钟时间 I really just need five minutes of your time.
好吧 Okay.
我去 怎么搞的 Holy shit. What happened?
我之前在处理一些事 I was working through some issues.
小心玻璃 Mind the glass.
这特么啥玩意 What the fuck is this?
是个授权书... It's a license...
跟你的点对点计算机通信专利有关 for your peer-to-peer computer communication patent.
这东西... 很常规 It's... It's very standard stuff.
说穿了 为获得你的专利 Essentially, in exchange for your patent,
你将得到专利费和股权 you would get a royalty and equity
我即将创建的新公司的股权 in the new company that I'm starting up.
如果你愿意 So if you just,
在便利贴那里签名 sign there by the Post-It note,
我会立马消失 你也不会再见到我 and I will take it and leave, and you will never see me again.
你开玩笑吧 Are you joking?
也许 我们可以慢慢聊 Well, I guess we could hang out.
理查德 你住嘴 Richard, stop talking.
我刚被我自己公司开除 I was just ousted from my own company,
我白手起家创立的公司 a company I built from the ground up.
我的财富已灰飞烟灭 My legacy is in ashes.
拜托 我没... 我可没那么说 Come on, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say that.
"华尔街日报"是这么说的 Well, The Wall Street Journal said that.
全都怪你 害得我一无所有 I lost everything because of something you did,
你居然还凌晨三点过来 叫我帮你 and you're here at 3:00 A.M. Asking me for a favor?
没搞错吧 你太刻薄了 你知道吗 Really? You're a mean person, Richard. Do you know that?
你太坏了 You are a bad guy.
不不不 不是这样 No. No, no, no. I wouldn't say that.
我觉得 可能 你还没弄明白 I think, maybe, what's happening is that you're just not understanding
我打算运用什么技术去构建 the technology I'm trying to build here.
也就是说 我很蠢咯 Oh, so now I'm stupid, too?
我知道那是什么技术 I know what the technology is, Richard.
我有专利 I have a patent on it.
你特么到底咋回事 What the fuck is a matter with you?
这么说 你不打算签了 So you're not gonna sign it?
废话 我才不会签 No, I'm not gonna sign this!
天呐 你特么就是个虐待狂 Jesus! You're a fucking sadist, you know that?
神经病吧 You're demented!
我鬼迷心窍了才会放你进来 I'm almost tempted to let you have a run at it
就为看你浪费你他妈的时间 just to watch you waste your fucking time.
彼得提出理论之初 这技术就不成型 This technology did not work when Peter theorized it,
现在也一样 and it doesn't work now.
它... 现在其实成熟了 It-It... It actually does work now.
-真的 -是嘛 -It does. -Oh, really?
物理定律啥时候变了 When did the laws of physics change?
我在"科技博客"突破了压缩算法理论极限的时候 When I exceeded the theoretical limit of compression at TechCrunch.
-你当时也在 -我知道我在 -You were there. -I know I was there!
谢谢你帮我揭开这个旧伤疤 Thank you for bringing up that very painful memory!
好吧 Okay.
我能... 能... Can I... Can I just...
-干嘛 -写这上面吗 -What? ... -draw on this?
当然可以 反正都碎了 跟我一样 Sure, why not? It's shattered, just like I am.
我看过彼得的所有笔记 I read Peter's notes, all of them,
他知道 and he knew that
点对点的互联网可能会在未来实现 a peer-to-peer Internet was possible in the future,
可他的理论只是基于 but he was also basing that on,
早期的台式电脑 what, old desktop computers.
他从没预料到现代智能手机的 He never, ever foresaw the ubiquity or power
高普及率和强悍性能 of all of our modern-day smartphones.
他接触的维斯曼极限也跟现在完全不同 He was also dealing with a completely different Weissman limit.
那么... 好吧 So... yeah. Yeah. Okay.
那是啥 那个数值对吗 What is that? Is that number correct?
设备平均效率里的变量吗 The delta in mean device efficiency?
是对的 Yeah, it is.
看 随时间推移 最终 See, eventually, over time,
它会淘汰互利的 this will render every server that
所有服务器 Hooli operates obsolete,
杰克·巴克会气得悬梁自尽 which would make Jack Barker shit himself.
-牛逼 -你知道吗 -Holy shit! -You know what?
事实上 我打算... Actually, I'm gonna...
欢迎步入未来 加文 Welcome to the future, Gavin.
-妈个鸡啊 -对... 对不起 -Son of a bitch! -I... I'm sorry.
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迪内希 这个前端设计看着不错 Wow, Dinesh, this front-end design looks great.
-谢谢 -有成效 -Thank you. -Nice work.
里面是啥 What's in that?
测试用的墨西哥卷 That is a burrito for the test.
很好 Good to know.
让他吃吧 吉弗约尔觉得 Let him have it. Gilfoyle thought
他为"见食"工作太屈才 he was too good to work on SeeFood,
现在他要损失惨重了 and now he's about to lose a fortune.
好吧 准备测试 Okay. Ready for test.
你先请 女士 After you, milady.
怪了 米娅刚给我发短信 说"祝测试顺利" Oh, this is weird. Mia just texted me "Good luck with the demo."
谁跟她说起过这事吗 Did any of you guys tell her about this?
你的黑客女票不会碰巧知道 Your hacker girlfriend wouldn't happen to know
我们路由器的型号吧 the model of our router, would she?
知道 而且她... 还说你选的型号很好 Yeah, actually, she... complimented your choice.
你为啥不说 Why didn't you say anything?
我干嘛把她夸你的话告诉你 Why would I tell you she said something nice about you?
妈蛋 Damn it.
搞不好她已经全面入侵了 We have to assume she's everywhere.
准备好了 Okay. It's ready.
上帝保佑 Please, God.
如果我说市场上有个应用 你们会... What would you say if I told you there is an app on the ma...
跳过这部分 直接测试 We're past that part! Just demo it.
好吧 先从热狗开始 Okay. Let's start with a hot dog.
厉害了 Oh shit.
-耶 -成功了 -Yes! -It works.
-卧槽 -呜哈 -Motherfuck! -Huzzah!
杨靖 我的亚洲小帅哥 Jian-Yang, my beautiful little Asiatic friend,
我要给你买个终身的草屋 I'm going to buy you the palapa of your life.
十二柱的 编织棕榈叶搭顶 We will have 12 posts, braided palm leaves.
你再也不会挨晒了 You'll never feel exposed again.
我要发财啦 I'm gonna be rich.
你大爷的 吉弗约尔 Fuck you, Gilfoyle.
-试试披萨 -对 用披萨 -Do pizza. -Yes, do pizza.
对啊 披萨 Yeah. Do pizza.
披萨 Pizza.
"不是热狗" "Not hot dog"?
等等 这特么是啥 Wait. What the fuck?
就... 就这个 That's... that's it?
只能识别热狗吗 It only does hot dogs?
不 还有"非热狗" No, and "Not hot dog."
给我 把它给我 Give me that. Give it to me.
杨靖 你麻痹 Jian-Yang. Motherfuck.
我给了你机会点石成金 I gave you the ability to spin gold,
可惜 你点了阴毛 and instead, you've spun pubic hair
-里面还掺着大便 沙子和玉米... -等等 打住 -with shit in it, and gravel and corn... -Hold on, hold on.
杨靖其实做了个很好的分类法 Jian-Yang's actually put together a pretty good classifier.
明白吗 核心技术有效 You know? I mean, the core tech is valid.
只是... 需要改进 It just... It just needs to be trained.
所以 他对热狗的鉴别 So, what he did for hot dogs,
还得在每种食物上都重复吗 he needs to repeat for every food in existence?
不要 太无聊了 No, that's very boring work.
还要从网上搜一大堆食物图片 That's scraping the Internet for thousands of food pictures.
你可以... 可以雇人做 You can... you can hire someone else.
不行 因为我们刚在这位迪内希身上 We can't, because we just spent a big fat stack of cash
花了一大笔钱 on little Dinesh over here.
还有其他花费... And there are other expenses...
官司 营销 运营费 legal, marketing, operating fees,
还有亚马逊网络服务费 those goddamn AWS charges.
他妈的贝索斯 Fucking Bezos.
所以 我们没资金 And so, we do not have the funds
雇杂工帮你搜图片 to hire scut workers to do your scraping for you.
所以 搜图这个活你来干 And thus, you will scrape the Internet.
有且只有你一个 You and you alone.
很抱歉 签了投资意向书之后 I'm sorry, the time to back out
就不可以退出了 was before you signed the term sheet.
我要告诉劳芮这是个极大的成功 I'm gonna tell Laurie that this was a smashing success.
加油 Go make it one.
埃利希说的没错 你是个行善女巫 Erlich was right. You are a white witch.
呃 对对 是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
太好了 你们都在 Good. Yes, you are all here.
我觉得我们该聊聊 I think it's probably time we all had a chat.
聊什么 About what?
我 很确定你们都... Well, I'm pretty sure you're all...
好奇我去哪儿了 wondering where I've been.
你出去过吗 You were gone?
对 这周我都不在 Yes, I was gone all week.
我昨天还见你从浴室出来 I saw you come out of the shower yesterday.
对 我每天晚上都睡这儿 Okay. Well, obviously, I've been sleeping here at night,
不过我白天不在这里 but I've been gone during the day.
我很确定看见你洗澡那次是上午 Pretty sure that shower was in the morning.
那也算白天 理查德 That's part of the day, Richard.
好吧 吉弗约尔 我 我... 我晚上睡这儿 Okay, Gilfoyle, I-I... I've been sleeping here at night,
有时候上午也在 and then I've been here for some mornings,
可我... 我其他时候都在外面 but I'm... I've left the house during the day.
我们其他时候也都在外面 We all leave the house during the day, Richard.
没啥奇怪的 That's not weird.
我早上还出去买了咖啡 I went to get coffee this morning.
没错 我还去了诊所 Yeah, I went to the dispensary,
回家前抽了点大麻 and then I'd smoked the weed before I got home,
所以又回了趟诊所 so I went back to the dispensary.
你们知道吗 You know what?
我刚发现 我整整六天没出门了 I just realized I haven't left the house in six days.
这才值得一吹 Now that's worth exploring.
行 我懂 是这样 Okay, I get it. Look.
这周的每一天 我都在... Every day this week, I have been...
加文·贝尔森家里 at Gavin Belson's house.
-什么 -加文邀请我和他合伙 -What? -Gavin has offered to go into business together.
不过 我本来只想要专利权 But, look, I just came there for the patent,
结果他表示想做完全合伙人 and he was the one who wanted to be full partners.
你怎么说的 What did you say?
我们谈了谈 一致认为 We talked about it, and we agreed
这是最好的选择 that it would be the best thing to do.
天老爷 理查德... 别 Oh, good Lord. Richard... no.
伙计们 我拿到了专利权 Guys, look, I have the patent.
也有资金 I also have funding
所以很看好这次合作 and real, genuine insight to the whole thing.
咱们别忘了 Let's not forget here
加文可是万亿市值科技公司的联合创始人之一 that Gavin is a co-founder of a bajillion-dollar tech company.
你特么是不是疯了 Are you out of your fucking mind?
野兽的外衣一旦披上 人性就会死亡 When you don the skin of the beast, the man within dies.
啥意思 尼采说的 What is that? Nietzsche?
我的难友之家一个男孩常说这话 One of the boys at my group home always said that.
他死了 He died.
你不能把迪内希从"见食"挖走 You're not pulling Dinesh off SeeFood.
我也不会离开"见食" 去给狗日的加文·贝尔森卖命 And I am not leaving SeeFood to go work for Gavin fucking Belson.
我又没叫你去 -I'm not asking you to.
没有吗 You're not?
伙计们 还记得我们上次曾讨论过 Guys, do you not remember the last time we talked
为加文·贝尔森工作的事吗 about us all working with Gavin Belson?
吉弗约尔 你要我给你做深喉 Gilfoyle, you told me to chortle your balls,
其他人都直接出去了 拒绝再谈 and everybody else walked out of the room.
我知道你们有多讨厌他 I know how much you hate him,
所以我告诉加文 如果要合作 which is exactly why I told Gavin if we were gonna do this thing,
你们是不会入伙的 that you guys wouldn't be coming with.
所以我们雇了个招聘专员... So we have hired a recruiter to...
让他找人干你们的活儿 find people to replace you guys.
包括我吗 Even me?
没包括 Uh, well, no.
你也没做啥 不必找人替代你 You don't really need to be replaced.
那是 我无可替代 True, I can't be replaced.
你离开魔笛聊的时候 Well, when you left video chat,
确实还保留着算法所有权 所以... you did keep the rights to the algorithm, so...
这很奇怪 I mean, it's weird,
但这跟我们没半点关系 but I guess it's really none of our business.
这他妈跟我有关 我有10%... It's my fucking business. I now own ten percent...
其实 是5% Five percent, actually.
-啥 -我只有一半股份 你占10% 那就是5% -What? -Ten percent of my half of the company is five percent.
不过 其实 But, I mean, look,
现在有专利权和加文在 your shares are gonna be worth a whole lot more
你的股份估价只会比从前高 所以... than they ever would, now with the patent and Gavin being involved, so...
我们大家都没意见 对吧 So then we're all good here, I guess, right?
没啥意见 I think that's right.
虽然很怪 Weird.
那好 感谢大家理解 All right. Well, thanks for understanding.
不客气 Uh, you're welcome.
我们没必要担心无限网泄密 I don't think we need to be afraid of the Wi-Fi.
那叫"无线网" It's pronounced "Wifey,"
你显然没意识到 对你床技失望的那个女人 and clearly you don't understand the threat level of the person
到底有多可怕 that you're sexually disappointing.
我们改用有线宽带 We're going hardwire.
那我手机怎么上网 What about for my phone?
你是说可以跟踪你的行动 You mean the thing that tracks your movement
监视你日常的那个东西吗 and every interaction you have?
简直就是 你的电子指纹 Literally, your fingerprint?
只要你连上无线网 The second you're on Wi-Fi,
就等于让她和你的手机独处 it's like you're leaving her alone with your phone.
那 让我的手机和她独处... So, actually leaving her alone with my phone...
会很糟糕吗 that would be bad?
你个傻逼 You fucking idiot.
我当时洗澡呢 I was in the bathroom.
洗了多久 For how long?
一会儿 A while.
真的 Really?
那是谁 Who's that?
理查德在面试布雷特·萨克斯比 Oh, Richard's meeting with Brett Saxby.
互利的人 From Hooli?
前员工 招聘专员介绍他来的 Formerly. The recruiter sent him over.
理查德考虑让他当总工程师 He's interviewing him for head of engineering.
为啥 那家伙水得狠 Why? That guy sucks.
理查德怎么会跟布雷特·萨克斯比一起 Why is Richard in there with Brett Saxby?
他以前是加文的心腹之一 I mean, he was in Gavin's inner circle.
理查德知道吗 Is Richard aware of that?
有没有人听我讲话 Is anyone taking notes?
理查德居然还带了笔 Does Richard even have a pen?
太搞笑了 That is so funny.
这才早上10点 It's 10:00 A.M.
他们怎么就喝起啤酒了呢 Why are they drinking beer?
因为他水得狠 Because he sucks.
迪克有说他还面试了别人吗 Did Dick say who else he was meeting with?
招聘专员给了他一张名单 就放在那 The recruiter sent him a whole big list right there.
上课要迟到了 Gonna be late for class.
课上得怎么样 Ooh, how's that going?
还行 就是有点紧张 Oh, it's okay. I'm just a little nervous
差不多言尽词穷了 I might run out of material soon.
跟脸书有关的电影都看完了 We already watched the Facebook movie,
"人工智能"和"网络惊魂" "创"看了一半 A.I., The Net, and half of Tron.
哪部"创" Which Tron?
啥 是"创战纪"啦 What? No. Tron.
有两部"创"的 There's two Trons.
我去 那可太好了 Oh, shit. That's awesome.
应该能帮我撑过下个礼拜 谢了 It should get me through another week. Thanks.
整张名单就是个脑残秀 This entire list is a shit show of shitheads.
理查德干嘛信任一个招聘专员 Why would Richard trust a recruiter
去帮他招募 没道理呀 to source him recruits? It doesn't make sense.
-啧啧 -怎么了 -Huh. -What?
你们貌似很在意理查德雇谁 You guys seem like super invested
跟加文·贝尔森一起工作 没别的 in who Richard hires to work with Gavin Belson, that's all.
你在暗示我嫉妒吗 Are you insinuating jealousy?
这是为理查德着想 This is just concern for Richard's vision.
如果理查德自愿被这些脑残拖累... If Richard wants to saddle himself with mediocrity...
那就随他 go for it.
你才没有 You did not.
我发誓 哥们 我对天发誓 I swear to God, bro. I swear to God.
跟你说 下次如果你想换个 Well, I'll tell you what. Next time you bust out
新的水上摩托艇 打电话给我 the old Sea-Doo, give me a call.
伙计们 认识布雷特吧 Good. Guys, you know Brett.
不认识 Nope.
很高兴见到你们 Uh, it's great to meet you guys.
我们见过 We've met.
好了 很荣幸今天和你会面 Uh, okay. Well, it has been a pleasure.
我送你上车好了 I shall walk you to your car.
好的 跟我来吧 All right. After me. Yeah.
好的 好的 Yeah, yeah. Okay.
我烦他 I hate him.
先生们 我刚给草屋施工队付了钱 Gentlemen, I just paid the palapa contractor.
"草屋手" 也可以这么称呼 The palapa piper, so to speak.
梦想终成真 The dream is a reality.
可以不用再... 风吹日晒了 We'll no longer be exposed... to the elements.
埃利希 Hey, Erlich.
你猜招聘专员给理查德的 You wanna guess who's on this list of availables
备选名单上有谁 that Richard just got from his recruiter?
谁 Who?
你哥们 杨靖 Your boy, Jian-Yang.
-什么 -说啥 -What? -What?
杨靖 Jian-Yang!
你特么已经有工作了 杨靖 You already have a fucking job, Jian-Yang.
你必须把"见食"做出来 You have to finish SeeFood.
快给我搜食物图片去 Now get to food scraping.
妈的 我讨厌"见食" I fucking hate SeeFood.
光热狗我就得找好多种 I have to look at different hot dogs.
有中国热狗 There's Chinese hot dogs,
还有波兰热狗 犹太热狗 神他妈蠢 Polish hot dogs, Jewish hot dogs. It fucking stupid.
那好 我这儿还有一个 Well, here. Here's one more for you.
看到没 "热狗" 现在连鉴别都出错 See? "Hot dog." It doesn't even fucking work right.
那你就该用公司的钱再雇一个人 Then you should hire someone using company money,
而不是只建空壳子 not build a roof over nothing.
草屋确定要盖了 杨靖 The palapa was budgeted for, Jian-Yang.
有钱的时候就得这么干 That's what you do when you get funding,
升级工作环境才好雇人 you upscale your workspace to help with recruiting.
你说了不招人的 You just said you recruit no one.
因为钱都用来升级了啊 Because we spent all the money on upscaling.
这... 这有什么难理解的 Why... Why is this so confusing?
你这是偷钱 你能偷 我也能辞职 You're stealing. If you can steal, I can quit.
我跟"潜望镜" "爱彼迎"约了面试 I have meetings at Periscope, Airbnb.
都是好公司 Good companies.
你特么约了才怪 The fuck you do.
拉维加给的钱还剩15万 We still have $150,000 of Raviga's money left.
能花三个月 That's three months of burn.
所以 在穷得光屁股之前 这就是你的生活 So, until we are dick up and flat broke, this is your life.
快干活去 Get to it.
这日子没法过 This is no life.
我要品质生活 I want to live.
把那张屌图删了 Erase that dick picture.
[电影"电子情书"]# 你收到邮件了 # You've got mail.
# 是啊 # Yes.
# 用词很给力啊 # Those are very powerful words.
不好意思 Sorry.
不 不 没关系 No, no. It's okay.
你手机也有科技内涵 Your phone has technology inside it,
所以你在做"双环学习" so you're double-learning.
杨靖 这是他妈搞哪出 Jian-Yang, what in the good fuck is that?
这叫"业务开销" It's called business expense.
你买个棚 You buy a hut.
我... 买辆车 I... buy a car.
你说 "一直做见食直到没钱" You say, "Keep doing SeeFood until money is gone."
现在 钱没了 Now, the money is gone.
屌... Dick...
朝天了 is up.
墨镜哪儿来的 买车送的吗 Where'd you get those sunglasses? Did they come with the car?
从你妈那儿拿的 These are from your mom.
跟你说 杨靖 Listen, Jian-Yang,
不能把钱都花在科尔维特[雪佛兰超跑]上 you can't just blow the rest of our runway on a Corvette.
那谁来网上搜图啊 Who's gonna scrape the Internet?
12个扬声器的音响系统 Twelve-speaker sound system.
声音超大 价格贼高 It's very loud, very expensive.
这他妈干啥呢 The fuck was that?
没啥 三个月的开销而已 Oh, just three months of runway being driven off
被个80斤的混蛋开走了 by 90 pounds of asshole.
从一个250斤的人渣嘴里说出来 Spoken by a 280-pound pile of shit.
你现在特么准备咋办 The fuck are you gonna do now?
比盖蒂教授 聊两句吧 Professor Bighetti, a word if you please?
理查德... Richard...
我知道这不关我事... I know it's none of my business...
我在互利和布雷特·萨克斯比共事过 but I worked with that Brett Saxby fellow at Hooli.
他是很有才的工程师 He's a talented engineer,
但他工作时即拖沓又不熟练 but in an office environment, he can be both tardy and fresh.
我... 我没打算雇他 I'm... I'm not hiring him.
他用空格键不用换行键 He uses spaces not tabs.
我知道了 I see. Okay.
真是松了口气 Well, that's a relief.
可是 再有个布雷特·萨克斯比怎么办 But, Richard, what about the next Brett Saxby?
下下一个呢 Or the Brett Saxby after that?
就算你审查了所有人 And even if you vet them all,
可你还是跟加文共处一室 you are still in a room with Gavin.
那又怎样 我们是合伙人 说重点吧 So? We're partners. What's your point?
他 还有他... 那群... He and his... his posse of...
那帮爪牙 of bandits and cutthroats
分分钟会背叛你 will turn on you in a second.
你需要我... You need me...
半狂半狂[Apache指美洲土著]的 the half-crazed, half-Apache
可以不顾一切帮你的人 who will do anything to get your back.
必要时我会剥了加文的头皮 I'll scalp Gavin if I have to,
还有剩下那帮白种狗娘养的 and all the rest of those paleface sons of bitches.
用刀用枪 都无所谓 I'll kill them with knives. I'll kill them with guns.
徒手也可以 I'll kill them with my hands.
我还能逼他们自杀 无所谓 I'll talk them into suicide. It doesn't matter.
够了 杰瑞德... 我知道你想什么了... All right, Jared, I... I think what you're asking is...
你想要份工作吧 you want a job?
你要是能给我找个职位的话... If you think you can find a place for me...
-行啊 杰瑞德 -是吗 -Yeah, of course, Jared. -Yeah?
欢迎你来工作 You're more than welcome to work on this.
但先说清楚了 你不会真拿刀捅人吧 But just to be clear, you're not gonna stab anyone, are you?
笑一笑 十年少 Oh, it feels good to laugh.
所... 所以说 不会吧 So... So, that's a no then?
理查德 Richard.
不看电影了吗 So, we're not gonna finish the movie?
对 抱歉 可我同事特别坚定 Yeah, sorry, but my colleague here was pretty adamant
在上课的同时完成一些事 that a better use of class time
才是高效地利用课堂时间 might be to learn while accomplishing something.
自己拿一张 然后往后传 Now take one, pass it all the way down.
我们要上网搜几千张食物图片吗 We're supposed to scrape the Internet for thousands of food images?
对 你可能会找到 5千或者3万张食物照片 Yeah. So you'll find, like, five or 30,000 pictures of your food,
然后把它们存进一个文件夹 再写上食物名称 and then put them in a folder with that food's name on it.
要能找到什么奇怪的食物拍摄角度 And it's good if you get, like, weird angles
或者灯光效果就更好了 应该挺好玩 or lighting of your food. So it should be pretty fun.
所以我们要搜集训练数据 So we're gathering training data
然后放卷积神经网络里面 to run through a convolutional neural net.
类似图像识别器吗 Like an image classifier?
谁要西兰花 Who wants broccoli?
女士们要西兰花吗 西兰花 Broccolini for the ladies? Broccoli.
跟你说明白 我不是不相信她 Just so you know, this does not mean I don't trust her.
我是为了你能闭嘴 让我好好恋个爱 I'm just doing this so you'll, like, shut up and leave me alone.
米娅 如果你在听 [我想说] 你真美 Mia, if you're listening, you're so pretty.
你俩都去加文家吗 Oh, you're both headed to Gavin's?
是啊 又在一起了[暧昧的双关] Indeed we are. Together again.
布奇·卡西迪和他的业务主管 Butch Cassidy and his head of business development.
又借用西部片 Oh, another Western reference.
哟 咱们走 Yaw! Let's go.
-他肯定也愿意雇你 -说什么呢 -You know, he'd hire you, too. -What?
你只需要跟他说 你想要这份工作 All you have to do is admit that you want the job.
可以跪下来 向他乞求 And, like, get down on your knees and beg.
一个想跟女人玩浪漫 Says the guy who's romancing a woman
却连手机都不敢开的人有脸说我 through a phone that isn't even on.
他还跟我形容那女人 A woman that he described to me in private
骨瘦如柴但欲求不满 as a skinny little fuck factory.
不不 我没说过 晕 Oh, no, I didn't. God.
米娅 我才不会那么说 Mia, I would never do that.
理查德 布雷特·萨克斯比管理我数据分析团队三年了 Richard, Brett Saxby ran my data analytics team for three years.
说实话 不雇他真的是个错误 Respectfully, I think passing on him is a mistake.
是 我跟他见过面 Yes. Well, I met with Brett Saxby,
说... 实话... and... to be honest...
说实话 我... 觉得他不合适 To be honest, I don't... I don't think he's our man.
行吧 名单上还有其他人选 Fair enough. There are plenty of good alternatives on this list.
不过 你这名单上的备注我有点不懂啊 Although, I'm a little confused by your notes on some of these people.
"大卫·伯纳姆 烦人 邋遢 长得死丑 "David Burnham. Annoying slob, fucked-up face.
老子用菊花写的脚本都比他的好" I could write better Python with my asshole."
那啥 你... 你可能拿错了 You know what? I think... I think you have my list.
对 我那个简写比较奇怪 Yes, I have a very weird shorthand.
好了 Yeah.
好 下一个 Okay, next.
贝卡... Becca Th...
不对 伙计们 那个应该放... 日光室 No, guys, that goes in the... the sunroom.
我领你们去吧 I'll show you. All right.
马上回来 Back in a flash.
这边走 各位 这里 Come this way, gentlemen. Here.
妈呀 都是色情图片网页 God, there are pages of graphic insults here.
混蛋吉弗约尔 对吧 Fucking Gilfoyle. Right?
理查德 你愿意让吉弗约尔来工作吗 Richard, would you be open to having Gilfoyle on the team?
当然可以 我可以马上就雇他 Well, yeah, of course. I mean, I'd hire him in a second,
他肯定不愿意干 but he'd never do it.
理查德 吉弗约尔自尊心太强了 Richard, Gilfoyle is a man of intense pride.
所以 当他说来面试的人 So, when he refers to a potential employee
是"猪脸大鼻子" as a "Pig-faced fuck nose,"
他是想说 "我需要被需要" what I hear is "I need to be needed."
反正 我看见的是"猪脸大鼻子" Well, what I hear is "Pig-faced fuck nose."
没错 吉弗约尔平常骂人 Exactly. I mean, Gilfoyle's insults
比这个狠多了 还略带诗意 are normally well crafted, almost poetic.
上周 他说我是"罹患厌食症的弗兰肯斯坦之女" Last week, he referred to me as "Frankenstein's bulimic daughter."
我知道你在说什么 Yeah, I get what you mean.
你想让我咋办 难不成去求他 So what do you want me to do, Jared, beg him?
我... 跟他聊一下没啥不好 Well, I... I think a little outreach
对公司最有益了 would be in the company's best interest.
什么鬼 "屁-屌" Really? "Butt-dick"?
这人好苦逼 The man's in pain.
我知道这系统超级难搞 Hey, I know this system is super confusing,
不过貌似没有人交作业 but we don't see any completed assignments.
废话少说 你们作业呢 Cut the shit. Where's the work?
上次课后 大家讨论了一下 Well, we all got to talking the other day after class.
我们不管你是不是助教 We couldn't figure out if you were, like, a TA
也不管为什么你能给我们布置作业 or why you were giving us assignments,
但我们一致认为 你跟比盖蒂教授 but we all agreed we didn't like the way
说话的方式很招人讨厌 that you were speaking to Professor Bighetti.
我习惯了 I'm used to it.
所以我们在PitchBook[市场数据平台]上搜了你 So we searched your name on PitchBook,
发现拉维加给你们的应用"见食"投了资 and that SeeFood app you got funded at Raviga popped up.
PitchBook 你们怎么能登上去 PitchBook? How do you have access to PitchBook?
你的想法太简单了 Your idea was so simple.
开会的时候 随随便便不就能想到 It was like something you could come up with in the room during a meeting.
这是科尔曼·布莱尔公司的加瑞特 Which is what Garrett from Coleman Blair told us
在周五的计科生交流会上告诉我们的 at the CS undergrad mixer on Friday.
你好 埃利希 Hey, Erlich.
是我啊 06届的 Here I am. Class of '06.
-红衣队加油 -红衣队加油 -Go Cardinal. -Go Cardinal.
总之 我们成立了自己的"见物识食"公司 Anyways, we founded our own Shazam-for-food company,
是他给我们投的资 and he's funding us.
-恭喜咯 -等等 这是剽窃 -Whoa, congrats! -Wait, that's stealing.
不 这不就是比盖蒂教授放的电影里 No. It's exactly what Mark Zuckerberg did to the Winkle guy
马克·扎克伯格对那个帅哥做的事吗 in that Facebook movie Professor Bighetti had us watch.
他还成了电影里的英雄 And he was the hero of that film.
如果我们齐心协力 And with all of us working together,
肯定分分钟打败你们 we'll easily beat you to market.
所以就搞了这出 是吧 So, that's how it goes, huh?
你们剽窃创意 还把我的公司贬得一文不值 You steal a man's idea, rendering his company worthless.
我看过很多贬低你们这代人的文章 I've read a number of disparaging articles about your generation
"大西洋月刊" "国际先驱论坛报"都有 in The Atlantic and Slate.Com summaries.
全是事实啊 It's all true.
前方预警: 去你妈的 Trigger warning: fuck you!
比盖蒂教授 家里见 Professor Bighetti, I'll see you at home.
你跟我道歉 You apologize?
事到如今 是的 我道歉 In this case, yes, I apologize.
我有什么资格给你金贵的公司提意见呢 Who am I to advise you on your very valuable company?
是时候放飞你了 像鸟一样 It's time to let you go, like a bird.
自己干吧 别管我 So, go out there without me.
好好做你的菜谱应用 好好面试 Make your recipe app. Take your meetings.
好好活着 说到这儿... Live. That being said...
...既然你都没钱收购我的股份了 ...since there's no cash to buy me out,
不如这样 I propose this:
把你的草屋留给我 allow me to keep the palapa
还有科尔维特 and give me the 'Vette.
你是在套现吗 You're cashing out?
迪内希 不用你管 Dinesh, stay out of this, please.
车子和棚子换10%的股份吗 Car and hut for ten percent?
是草屋 It's a palapa.
好 成交 Okay. It's a deal.
说实话 我不该买这辆车 You know, the car was a mistake.
有次我正好停在橱窗外面 I was driving next to a store window,
看见窗上的折射 and I stop and look in my reflection.
我那德行很操蛋 I looked like an asshole.
对 应该只是车的问题 Yes, I'm sure it was just the car.
给你科普一下美国文化 A little piece of advice regarding American culture,
科尔维特不是谁都能驾驭的 a Corvette takes a certain sort of man to be able to pull off.
像费多拉[一种开源操作系统] Like a fedora.
行了 钥匙呢 Anyway, keys?
还有 既然我已经退出公司 Oh, and now that I'm out of the company,
你得自己去跟莫妮卡汇报 you'll need to tell Monica what transpired.
谢了 Thank you.
各位 我要开维特超跑拉轰去了 Gentlemen, I'm off to be out and about in the 'Vette.
当然 晚饭前我会回来 Be back for supper, that is, of course,
如果未归 那就是在外面爽死了 unless I get fucked to death by the fairer sex.
吉弗约尔 方便的话 理查德有话跟你说 Gilfoyle, Richard would like a moment, if you don't mind.
我要回避一下吗 Do you guys need me to go somewhere else?
没事 你留下吧 但听无妨 No, it's fine. You can stay. You can hear this.
是这样 吉弗约尔 我过了一遍来应聘的人 Okay, well, Gilfoyle, I have reviewed the candidates,
发现如果没有你作为系统架构师的无上智慧 and it is very clear to me that our company cannot succeed
我们公司肯定成不了大事 without your unrivaled talents as a systems architect.
所以 能不能拜托 拜托 拜托你... So, would you please, please, please...
加入魔笛手呢 please come work for Pied Piper?
感谢邀请 Thanks for asking.
我想告诉你如何优雅娴熟地拜托我 I'm going to put this as delicately as I know how.
让我来个深喉 You can chortle my balls.
好吧... Okay, well...
那我们让谁做前端开发 so who do we want to run front-end dev?
"屄-臀" 还是"操-蛋" "Cunt-ass" Or... "Fuck-jerk"?
听着 Listen.
加文的事没我肯定不行 This thing with Gavin isn't gonna work without me,
所以出于可怜你 so, because I feel bad for you
我也不想看你搞砸一个好技术 and I'd hate to see you fuck up good tech,
毕竟没有我 你肯定会搞砸 which will happen if I'm not there,
我愿意来帮你 I'm willing to help you.
好有风度 That's a beautiful gesture.
那就是回来了 So, you're back aboard.
仅供参考 贝卡·索顿这人有脱肛的毛病 FYI, Becca Thorton is a cancerous prolapsed anus of a human being,
不过作为系统建筑师 她还不算糟 but as a systems engineer, she's not all bad.
劳芮 Laurie?
莫妮卡 进来吧 Yes. Monica, come in.
我刚得到好消息 I just heard the good news.
关于什么 About?
杨靖的机灵点子 Jian-Yang's nimble pivot.
离玻璃远点 拜托 Back away from the glass, please.
特殊情况 Special occasion.
他给我完整说明了 He told me the whole story.
在"潜望镜"的面试 His interview at Periscope,
还有他演示应用的时候 手机上出现的 his discovery of a photo of Bachman's genitals on his phone
巴克曼的生殖器 when demonstrating the app,
包括他忽然发现 and his eureka moment when it turned out
他的"非热狗"应用 that his "Not hot dog" technology
要比"潜望镜"自己的技术更厉害 out-performed Periscope's own technology.
都是他说的吗 He said all that?
说了半天 Not quickly.
最重要的是 The eventual point,
杨靖无意间做出了 Jian-Yang unwittingly crafted
能实时探测 筛选阴茎图像的 an amazing tool for the real-time detection
应用神作 and filtering of penile imagery.
"潜望镜"的确有阴茎[混蛋]问题 And Periscope does have a dick problem.
莫妮卡 Monica.
杨靖本来是去找工作的 Jian-Yang went to Periscope for a job
结果他得到了400万的收购报价 and walked out with a $4-million acquisition offer.
介于我们有清算优先权 Given our liquidation preference,
我们的收益两周内会暴涨10倍* we have 10 X'ed in two weeks,
必须致敬... so hats off...
真是太感谢了 Well, thank you so much.
...艾德·陈那通精明的电话 ...to Ed Chen for his shrewd call,
他的投资 和让你做领导的决定 both to invest in this and make you lead.
说明他很明智 He is quite astute,
所以我们提拔他做了资深合伙人 which is why we have promoted him to senior partner.
哦[大写的不服!] Yeah.
莫妮卡 我是埃利希 Monica, you've got Erlich.
我跟杨靖一起呢 I'm here with Jian-Yang,
他刚才说你用了公司 and he just told me that you traded
10%的股份换了一辆二手车 还有... ten percent of the company for a used car and a...
一个棚 A hut.
棚子吗 A hut?
是草屋 怎么了 A palapa, and so what?
什么叫50万美元的草屋 What do you mean it's a half-a-million-dollar palapa?
埃利希 冰箱还制冷吗[电话恶作剧] Erlich, is the refrigerator running?
这里是麦克·亨特[谐音"我阴道"] 很有钱[很好笑] This is Mike Hunt, and he's rich.
妈的 Shit!
对了 你向理查德讨工作的时候 Oh, hey, when you begged Richard for the job,
真的有跪舔他的鞋吗 did you actually, like, literally lick his boots,
还是就装可怜求他 or did you just go like,
"行行好 理查德 "Pretty please, Richard.
能不能施舍给我一份工作" Please can I have a job, Richard?"
这不重要 重要的是值得 Whatever I did, it was worth it
毕竟我不用再跟你一起工作了 for the chance to work without you.
话说 你跟"潜望镜"的交易是不是快成了 Speaking of, did your deal with Periscope ever close?
嗯 如果我在那儿待一年 可以得到很多推特股份 Yep. If I stay a year, I vest a big chunk of Twitter stock.
-厉害了 -那是 -Great. -Great.
话说... 你到底在忙啥呢 And... what exactly are you working on?
其实 就是 调试一下... 算法 Oh, you know, we're tuning... our algorithm.
除了对... 食物的分类... We're reconfiguring our... classifier from food to...
还有别的功能 another purpose.
也就是说 In other words,
你就天天坐在这儿 看屌图 you sit around and look at dick pics all day long.
我不会打扰你的 Don't let me stop you.
虽然我很想说 "工作场合不宜观看" I would say, "Not safe for work,"
不过这就是你... but this is your work...
一年来的... for a year...
成果 at least.
这个东西... Is that one...
真是热狗吗 actually a hot dog?
不 No.
不是热狗 Not hot dog.
♪ On my own ♪
♪ So I'm gonna see you later, nigga ♪
♪ I'm on my own ♪
♪ Bitch, I'm on my own ♪
♪ I'm on my own ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Drinks been paid for for that night ♪
♪ No dimes spent, you know that's right ♪
♪ Got a couple thick chicks that been on my side ♪
♪ Got a couple in the club done caught my eye ♪
♪ See you later ♪
♪ On my own ♪
♪ On my own, on my own ♪
♪ On my own, see you later ♪
♪ Said, "Bitch, I'm on my own" ♪
♪ I'll see you later ♪
♪ I said, "Bitch, I'm on my own" ♪
♪ Said I might see you later ♪
♪ On my own ♪
♪ Bye-bye, see you later ♪
♪ Bitch, I'm on my own ♪
♪ Bye-bye, see you later ♪
♪ Bitch, I'm on my own ♪
♪ Bye-bye, see you later ♪
♪ Bitch, I'm on my own ♪
♪ Bye-bye, see you later ♪