[♪ 沉思的音乐缓缓响起] [♪ pensive music playing]
【琳达】制片人刚打来电话。 他要把你的角色从剧里删掉。 [Linda] The showrunner just called. He's cutting your character from the show.
你从来不肯让我走进你的世界，西蒙。 You never let me in, Simon.
其实也没多大关系。 Not really.
你说的那个“大型试镜”，到底是什么？ What's this "big audition" you were talkin' about?
我正在为惊奇人试镜。 I'm auditioning for Wonder Man.
总之，很高兴认识你。 Anyway, nice meeting you.
等等——真的有人要重拍惊奇人吗？ Wait. Someone's actually remaking Wonder Man?
已经太晚了。 今天可是试镜的最后一天。 It's too late. Today was the last day of auditions.
【键盘敲击声】 [keyboard clacking]
【特雷弗】你这副模样，简直一团糟。 可不能这么去见导演啊。 [Trevor] You're a bloody mess. You can't go in like this.
【电话那头的男人】 然后你们在试镜现场不期而遇了？ [man over phone] And then you ran into each other at the audition?
是的。 Yes.
【男人】你确定他真信你这套说辞吗？ [man] Are you sure he's buying the act?
【特雷弗】他一点都没起疑心。 【手机铃声】 -[Trevor] He doesn't suspect a thing. -[cell phone chimes]
【特雷弗】我十岁的时候， 第一次被表演的“毒药”咬了一口。 [Trevor] I was ten when the acting bug first bit.
我最早的观众， 是我亲爱的老妈——多萝西。 My first audience was my dear old mum, Dorothy.
我……我得想办法让她开心起来。 I… I had to keep her spirits up.
毕竟，她为我付出了那么多， 这是我能做的最少的事了。 It was the least I could do, after all she gave to me.
【女人】嗯……你看得出她有多爱你。 [woman] Hmm. You can see how much she loves you.
哦，她真是个圣人——名副其实的圣人。 Oh, she was a saint. A true saint.
她一直相信我，也一直相信我的表演。 She always believed in me, believed in my acting.
没有她，我根本不可能走到今天。 I'd never have made it without her.
等等……你以前演过医院题材的剧吗？ Wait… Were you in a hospital show?
南岸医院，没错。前三集都拍了。 South Shore Hospital, yeah. The first three episodes.
【轻声倒吸一口气】是的！ 和乔·潘托利亚诺一起演的。 【咂嘴】我超爱他。 [gasps softly] Yes! With Joe Pantoliano. [smacks lips] I love him.
没错。 Yeah.
——不，是的。人们确实会这样。——嗯。 -No, yeah. People do. -Mmm.
没错。 Yeah.
是的，确实如此。我经历过一些低谷， Yeah, it's true. I've had some low points,
有些片段我宁愿忘记……【轻笑】 不过现在，那些都已成为过去。 some bits I'd rather forget… [chuckles] but that's all behind me now.
戒酒十三年，重返好莱坞， 我要让妈妈为我感到骄傲。 Thirteen years sober, back in Hollywood, ready to make my mum proud.
你知道吗，她总是说， 我的表演或许能发挥重要作用， 甚至至关重要， You know, she always said my acting could be important, vital,
而我一定会证明她的看法是对的。 and I'm gonna prove her right.
——太好了！ 【轻笑】 -Oh, that's wonderful. -[chuckles]
你妈妈一定会为你感到无比欣慰。 Your mother would be so happy for you.
【女人尖叫】 【联邦探员1】趴下！别动！ -[woman screams] -[federal agent 1] Stay down!
【特雷弗低吼】 ——趴下！绝对不要动！ -[Trevor grunts] -Stay down! Do not move!
特雷弗·斯拉特里，你已被逮捕。 Trevor Slattery, you're under arrest.
我没有反抗。 I'm not resisting.
【手铐咔嗒作响】 [handcuffs clicking]
【联邦探员2】往后退！往后退！ ——我们并没有在一起。 -[federal agent 2] Step back. Step back. -We're not together.
【特雷弗饰演的满大人】 有些人叫我恐怖分子。 [Trevor as the Mandarin] Some people call me a terrorist.
【枪声】 [gunshots]
我认为自己更像一名教师。 I consider myself a teacher.
美国，准备好迎接下一堂课了吗？ America, ready for another lesson?
三十九小时前， Thirty-nine hours ago,
科威特的阿里·萨利姆空军基地遭到了 袭击。 the Ali Al Salem Air Base in Kuwait was attacked.
是我……是我干的。 I, I, I did that.
【按钮轻响】 [button clicks]
真是够吓人的。 Pretty scary stuff.
——这叫演戏嘛。[轻笑] ——[椅子发出吱呀声] -It's called acting. [chuckles] -[chair creaks]
我要一枪打中他的脑袋， I'm gonna shoot him in the head,
——就在你的电视上直播。 ——[男人呻吟] -live on your television. -[man groans]
[枪声] [gunshot]
——演戏？ ——用的是假弹，空包弹。 -Acting? -They're squibs. Blanks.
——克利里，你确定吗？ ——我们又何必再折腾一遍呢？ -[Cleary] You sure about that? -Why are we going through all this again?
——我经历过审判，也蹲过牢。 ——可我的刑期还没服完呢。 -I had my trial. I went to jail. -And never finished your sentence.
——特雷弗，这不是我的错。 ——谁会在乎呢？ -[Trevor] Not my fault. -No one cares.
——[远处的脚步声] ——[椅子发出吱呀声] -[distant footsteps] -[chair creaking]
克利里，你知道吗， 在我看来，这件事是这样的， [Cleary] You know, the way that I see this,
你有两个选择。 you have two options.
第一种选择是：你回到监狱， 把剩下的刑期服完。 Option one, is that you go back to prison and finish your sentence.
我喜欢这个选择。当然， 你还有第二种选择， I like that option. And then you have option two,
那就是： 你为损害控制部门做点小活儿—— which is, you do a little work for the Department of Damage Contr--
二、第二种选择，谢谢。 Two. Option two, thanks.
好。 Okay.
[照片在桌上滑动] [sliding photo on table]
这位是西蒙·威廉姆斯。 This is Simon Williams.
你是演员，你觉得能接近他吗？ You're an actor. Do you think you can get close to him?
我得先准备点“诱饵”。 I would need some bait.
参加一场试镜或许可行。 An audition could work.
要不就假装安排一场试镜，应该不难。 Shouldn't be hard to set up a fake one.
[咂嘴] 不行，他一眼就能看穿。 [sucks teeth] No, he'd see through it.
他是个……他是个有经纪人的职业演员。 He's a… he's a working actor with an agent.
这儿只是个小镇， 他肯定能分辨出真假。 This is a small town. He'll know what's real.
你得先摸清接下来有哪些项目， 最好能挑个劲爆的。 You need to find out what projects are coming up, something juicy.
找些西蒙·威廉姆斯特别感兴趣的项目。 Something Simon Williams would be particularly excited about.
[低吼] [grunting]
[水流声] [water running]
[吐痰] [spits]
嗯，等一下。 Yeah, one sec.
[漱口] [rinsing]
——特雷弗，嘿。 ——老天， 鲁思·巴克希到底是怎么给我打电话的？ -[Trevor] Hey. -How in the hell did Ruth Bakshi call me
关于你试镜《惊奇人》的事？ about your audition for Wonder Man?
是啊，说起来还真有点好笑。 Yeah, see, that's kind of a funny thing.
——贾内尔，别这样， 其实一点也不好笑。 [Janelle] No, no, it's actually not funny.
我……我气得不行， 根本不想听你说什么。 I… I'm so mad, I don't even wanna hear it.
抱歉，贾内尔， 我不得不这么做。只是—— I'm sorry, Janelle, I had to. It's just--
就是觉得这个角色有点特别。 It's just something about this role.
感觉就像…… It feel like…
感觉就像是为我量身打造的， 你懂我的意思吧？ It feel like the one, like it was made for me, you know what I mean?
说实话，我还不太确定。 嗯——不，完全不确定。 Actually, I don't. Mmm-mmm.
——她喜欢我，不是吗？ ——贾内尔，别说了。 -She loved me, didn't she? -[Janelle] Simon, stop.
她确实喜欢我。 She loved me.
她说过，你很有潜力，说不定…… She said somethin' about you showin' promise, maybe.
我就知道！ I knew it!
没错，不过她也像我一样，很现实。 Yeah, but she's also realistic, like me.
她正为你争取一个机会， 而你真的有机会抓住它。 She's putting you up for an opportunity that you actually have a real shot at.
这是一段为独立电影《 卡莱尔酒店》录制的自拍试镜。 It's a self-tape for a indie feature, The Carlyle.
尽快把东西送给我。 Get it to me as soon as you can.
你最好替露丝把事情办好。 你可得让她站在你这边。 You better deliver for Ruth. You want her on your side.
——因为她跟冯·科瓦克关系不错。 ——因为她可是个超棒的选角导演！ -'Cause she tight with Von Kovak. -Because she's a great casting director!
别这样，别这样，别这样， 别这样，别这样，我懂你的意思。 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, I got you.
是吗？你明白我的意思吗？再见。 Do you? Do you got me? Bye.
[♪ 轻快的音乐响起] [♪ whimsical music playing]
[低声念着台词] [mumbling lines]
好了。 All right.
“我交好的那位诗歌老师， 从不妄加评判？” "Poetry teacher I'm close with, you never judge?"
“谁这么说？谁说些什么？ 说我从不评判？” "Who says? Who says what? That I don't judge?"
“不管我带谁来这儿，男孩还是女孩， "How is it that no matter who I bring in here, boy or girl,
“不管是妈妈， 还是那位古怪的诗歌老师， 你从不妄加评判？” "my mother or that odd poetry teacher, you never judge?"
谁这么说？ Who says?
谁说些什么？ Who says what?
说我从不评判？ That I don't judge?
这可真糟糕。 That was bad.
扎！扎！ Zha! Zha!
——[对着笔记本电脑] 谁说些什么？ ——谁说—— -[over laptop] Who says what? -Who say--
——[对着笔记本电脑] 怎么会连…… ——你刚才说—— -[over laptop] How is it that no ma-- -What'd you--
[尖锐的惊呼] [high-pitched exclaiming]
[对着笔记本电脑] 无论我带谁来—— [over laptop] How is it that no matter who I--
——闭嘴，还没到那一步。 ——不管我带谁来——-Shut up, not yet. -No matter who I--
您想把这笔账记在房费里吗？ Would you like to charge it to the room?
——[对着笔记本电脑] 无论我带谁来这儿，男孩还是女孩， [over laptop] How is it that no matter who I bring in here, boy or girl,
或者是我妈妈， 又或是那位古怪的诗歌老师， 你从不妄加评判？ or my mother or that odd poetry teacher, you never judge?
谁这么说？ Who says?
谁说些什么？ Who says what?
说我从不评判？ That I don't judge?
也许我只是特别擅长隐藏自己的情绪。 Maybe I'm just good at hiding it.
[深深叹了口气] [sighs deeply]
[呻吟着] [groaning]
[深深地吐出一口气] [exhales deeply]
【薇薇安】挺不错的。也许只是…… [Vivian] It's good. Maybe just…
也许可以稍微往后面坐一点。 Maybe just, like, down in the back.
——好。 ——然后，或许可以把这里也挪一挪。 -Okay. -And then, maybe this out.
好。 Okay.
——嗯，我喜欢这个效果。 ——谢谢。 -Yeah, I like that. -Thank you.
——莫内蒂。 ——[小声地] 过来一下。 -Monetti. -[whispers] Come here.
【薇薇安轻声笑着】 [Vivian chuckles]
[深呼吸] [breathing deeply]
[发出低沉的呻吟，清了清嗓子] [groans, clears throat]
[呼吸急促] [breathing heavily]
不，不，不。 No, no, no.
不，不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no, no.
[过度换气] [hyperventilating]
[低沉的轰鸣声] [low rumbling]
[物品碰撞作响] [objects clattering]
[呼吸急促] [breathing heavily]
——[发出低沉的哼声] ——[物品继续碰撞作响] -[grunting] -[objects continue clattering]
——伴随着刺耳的呼啸声 ——汽车警报器开始不断鸣响 -[loud whoosh] -[car alarms start beeping]
【克利里】 你有没有注意到任何明显的增强迹象？ [Cleary] Did you notice any signs of visible enhancement?
具体来说，是哪些方面呢？ Like what, exactly?
我也不太确定。 也许只是微微泛着一点光晕？ I don't know. Like a subtle glow, maybe?
不，他身上并没有发光。 No, he was not glowing.
我说的是那种若有若无的微妙光芒。 I said subtle.
听着，特雷弗，损害控制部认为—— Look, Trevor, the Department of Damage Control
西蒙·威廉姆斯构成了极其严重的威胁， considers Simon Williams an extraordinary threat,
我只需要一些确凿的证据， 而且要快点！ and I just need some proof, and I need it fast,
我觉得我们已经浪费了太多时间， 只顾着到处找什么“完美试镜”了。 and I think we've wasted enough time tryna search for this "perfect audition."
——这一切都值得。 ——我觉得我们本来可以选 M3GAN 3.0 的。 -It was worth it. -I think we could've gone with M3GAN 3.0.
——【手机铃声响起】 ——这就是你当初雇我的原因啊。 -[cell phone chimes] -That's why you hired me.
哦，你瞧这事儿多巧！ Oh, will you look at that?
西蒙·威廉姆斯需要帮忙准备试镜， 想让我过去一趟。 Simon Williams needs help with an audition, wants me to come over.
你看，朋友，这可是个好消息啊。 You see, my friend? That is great news.
我希望你戴上这个。 I want you to wear this.
等你走进他的房间，找到他的电脑—— When you enter his place, find his computer
把这东西直接放在电脑上， 剩下的交给我远程搞定。 and place this right on top, and I'll handle the rest remotely.
明白了。【叹了口气】 Got it. [sighs]
你怎么还不回他短信？ Why aren't you texting him back?
我才不想让他觉得我整天闲得发慌呢。 I wouldn't want him to think I'm just sitting around all day
就等着别人来给我发短信吧。【 轻蔑地哼了一声】 waiting for someone to text me. [scoffs]
好。 Okay.
我想，咱们可能等得够久了。 I think we've waited long enough, maybe.
如果你不介意的话， 这个特雷弗·斯拉特里的角色就交给我 来演吧。 I'll handle the role of Trevor Slattery, if you don't mind.
好，我把书放下了。 Okay. I've put down my book.
我已经走到了房间的另一头， 伸手拿起了手机。 I have crossed the room. I've reached my phone.
“有意思。你打算什么时候开始？” "Intriguing. When were you thinking?"
【手机铃声响起】 [cell phone chimes]
——他现在就想试试看。 ——【轻声问】真的吗？ -He's thinking "now." -[softly] Is he?
——【敲击键盘的声音】 ——【特雷弗】“这可能会有点棘手。” -[typing] -[Trevor] "That might be tricky.
“我得稍微挪动一下东西， "I would have to move some things around,
“不过说不定我还能想办法——” "but there might be a chance I could manage--"
你就说：“20年后见吧。” Just say, "See you in 20."
我可从来不会只发一句半截话就完事。 I would never text a sentence fragment.
会议已经安排好了。 Meeting is set.
——【叹气】 ——太好了。 -[sighs] -Great.
“那小小的烛火，竟将光芒洒向四方！” "How far that little candle throws his beams!
“在污浊的世界里， 善举亦能熠熠生辉。” "So shines a good deed in a naughty world."
没错。 Yeah.
莎士比亚。 Shakespeare.
没错。 Right.
《威尼斯商人》。 Merchant of Venice.
当然。 Sure.
特雷弗，千万别搞砸了。 Don't mess this up, Trevor.
——嗯。 ——【克利里】嗯。 -Yeah. -[Cleary] Yeah.
【嗡的一声】 [buzzes]
——【西蒙通过内部通话系统】喂？ ——是的，我是特雷夫。 特雷弗·斯拉特里。 -[Simon over intercom] Yeah? -Yeah, it's Trev. Trevor Slattery.
【西蒙】好，我这就下去。 [Simon] Cool, be right down.
等等……【犹豫了一下】 难道我不该上去吗？ Wait… [hesitates] aren't I coming up?
【西蒙低声哼了一声】 [Simon grunts]
嘿。 Hey.
谢谢你的到来。 Thanks for comin'.
——咱们去拍这个吧。 ——我们不是要用你的公寓吗？ -Let's go shoot this thing. -Aren't we using your apartment?
不，那儿的气场不太好。 Nah, it's got bad energy.
你看，我刚经历了一场分手， 所以要专心拍戏还真有点难。 Look, I just went through a breakup, so it's kinda hard to focus in there.
这次我得全神贯注才行。 一定要拍好。 I gotta be centered for this. It's gotta be good.
好。那咱们去哪儿呢？ Okay. Okay, so where do we go?
离这儿不远就有家自拍工作室。 There's a self-tape studio not far from here.
【特雷弗】说起来， 自拍工作室到底是啥呀？ [Trevor] And what, pray tell, is a self-tape studio?
【西蒙】 这几年这种工作室可是如雨后春笋般冒 了出来。 [Simon] They sprang up over the last few years.
按分钟租用房间，这可真方便。 You rent the room by the minute. It helps.
如今几乎每部戏都要用自拍录像。 Since almost everything these days is a self-tape.
这个行业变化得真是让人唏嘘。 It's tragic how the industry's changed.
——手机在震动！ ——哦。 -[cell phone vibrating] -Oh.
抱歉，我……我得接个电话。 Sorry, I've… I've gotta take this.
我来帮你们登记吧。 I'll sign us up.
【门关上】 [door closes]
我根本进不了他的公寓。 I couldn't get into his apartment.
【克利里在电话中】 你怎么又把这事搞砸了？ [Cleary over phone] How did you already screw this up?
剪辑和上传都包含在内， 而且没有任何隐形收费。 Editing and upload are included, and there are no hidden fees.
就在那儿签个名，如果方便的话， 我现在就能帮你安排拍摄？ Sign right there, and I can fit you in right now, if that works?
不错。 Nice.
【克利里】好吧，行。 [Cleary] Okay, fine.
你只要待在附近， 随时留意有没有什么可疑的动静。 Just stay close and keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
我觉得这点我能应付得来。 I think I can handle that.
——特雷弗，该我们上场了。 ——哦。 -Trevor, we're up. -Oh.
哦，我得走了，瓦尼亚叔叔…… Oh. Gotta go, Uncle… Vanya.
这部影片是一部独立电影， 风格接近《伊格比下楼去》。 So, it's an indie feature in the vein of Igby Goes Down
或者像《纽约唯一的男孩》。 or The Only Living Boy in New York,
我在片中饰演一名服务员， 而这位少年主角与他之间有着意想不到 的情感羁绊。 and I play a waiter who the man-boy protagonist
他与这位服务员之间， 竟意外地产生了深厚的情感联结。 has a unexpected emotional connection with.
听起来很有层次感，也挺有质感。 这对你来说或许是个不错的机会。 Sounds rich and textured. This could be good for you.
嗯，这么说来…… Right, so, I'm thinkin'…
这位服务员的角色来自布朗克斯的第三 代。 The waiter character is third-generation from the Bronx.
他父亲一直梦想着能开一家属于自己的 餐厅。 His father always wanted to own his own restaurant.
他厨艺精湛， He was a great cook,
小时候， 他曾经带科里去卡莱尔酒店喝下午茶。 and he took Corey to The Carlyle when he was a little boy for tea once,
因此， 他对卡莱尔酒店始终怀有深厚的情感。 so he's always had this emotional attachment to it.
不过， 我不太确定该怎么把这一切都表现出来。 Not sure how you'll convey all this with
“您想把这笔账单记在您的房费里吗？” "Would you like to charge it to your room?"
能让我看看两侧的细节吗？ May I see the sides?
在正式开始之前，我想先做些准备。 I'd like to prepare before we start.
哦……呃…… Oh. Uh…
不用了，抱歉， 我们两个人完全可以搞定。 这也是我们俩一起合作的原因。 No, sorry, the two of us, we can handle it. That's why we came together.
其实， 你应该事先仔细阅读一下自己签署的免 责声明。 Well, you should have read the waiver you signed,
因为上面明确规定， 所有台词我都必须在镜头外背熟。 because it stipulates that I read all off-camera lines.
【摄像机发出提示音】 [camera beeps]
您想把这笔账单记在您的房费里吗？ Would you like to charge it to your room?
哦，抱歉，那是我吗？ Oh, sorry, is that me?
是的，玛西，没错，就是我。 Yes, Marcy, indeed it is.
-好，我们重新来一次。 -[相机发出提示音] -Okay. Let's start again. -[camera beeps]
-加快点节奏。 -[西蒙呼出一口气] -Pick up the pace. -[Simon exhales]
[相机发出提示音] [camera beeps]
您想把它记在房账上吗？ Would you like to charge it to your room?
怎么会…… How is it that…
“是那个吗？”这话听起来有点怪。 "Is it that?" That sounds weird.
我觉得差不多了。谢谢，玛西。 I think we're good. Thank you, Marcy.
“是那个吗？” 这话听起来怪怪的，对吧？ "Is it that?" That sounds weird, right?
-谢谢。 -[西蒙] 谢谢，玛西。 -Thank you. -[Simon] Thank you, Marcy.
这么多年来， 你居然还在洛杉矶有落脚之地？ How do you still have a place in LA after all these years?
[特雷弗] 是用南岸医院的钱买的。 [Trevor] Bought it, with the South Shore Hospital money.
-[女1] 哦，是啊！ -哇，我玩得可真开心。 -[woman 1] Oh, yeah! -Wow. I had a really great time.
-我知道！对吧？我当然知道。 -[女2 笑着说] -I know! Right? I know. -[woman 2 laughs]
[电梯门铃响起] [elevator bell dings]
[门缓缓打开] [door opens]
[特雷弗] 请随意就好。 [Trevor] Make yourself at home.
-[门关上] -[西蒙低声哼了一声] -[door closes] -[Simon grunts]
哇，这地方真是够疯狂的。 Wow. This place is crazy.
[轻声笑着] 这可比那破旧的地牢强多了。 [chuckles] Sure beats the ol' dungeon.
《乌龟日记》。导演……约翰·欧文。 "Turtle Diary. Directed by… John Irvin."
你看过《乌龟日记》吗？ You've seen Turtle Diary?
当然啦。 你和格伦达·杰克逊一起救了几只海龟。 Of course. You and Glenda Jackson free a couple of sea turtles
你们从伦敦动物园救出了海龟， 不过说起来， 你们自己也一路解救了不少呢。 from the London Zoo, but you really free yourselves along the way.
是啊，没错， 现在我才突然意识到这一点。 Yeah. No, yeah. How am I just realizing that now?
《加冕街》。 你演的是罗恩·詹金斯，对吧？ Coronation Street. You played Ron Jenkins, right?
干得好！ Well done!
[作为罗恩] 请来一杯苦啤， 再给我朋友也来一杯。 [as Ron] A pint of bitter, please, and one for my friend.
-[轻声笑着] -[特雷弗] 每个英国人都曾在这儿待过一段时间。 -[chuckles] -[Trevor] Every Brit did their stint.
在我出演李尔王之后， 制片方非常高兴能邀请到我。 The producers were thrilled to get me after my run as Lear.
哦，拿稳点。 Oh, careful with that.
在剧院里，一直有这样一个传统— —把你的道具传给下一代。 There's a tradition in the theater of handing down your prop
传给下一代。 to the next generation.
这颗特殊的头骨， 经历了一段不平凡的旅程。 This particular skull's had quite the journey.
当年大卫·加里克在饰演哈姆雷特时， 就用过这颗头骨。[叹了口气] It was used by David Garrick when he played Hamlet. [sighs]
他把这颗头骨送给了基恩， 基恩又转赠给了欧文。 He gave it to Kean, who passed it to Irving,
欧文又把头骨交给了伯顿， 伯顿把它留在了一家酒吧里， 后来我就顺手把它偷走了。 who passed it to Burton, who left it in a bar, and I nicked it.
[轻蔑地嗤笑] [snorts]
这是你吗？ Is this you?
[特雷弗] 是的，我妈妈， 多萝西。她是一名护士。 [Trevor] Yeah. My mother, Dorothy. She was a nurse.
她一直坚信， 总有一天我会成为一名出色的表演者， She always believed I'd make a great performer one day,
并为这个世界带来积极的影响。 have a positive impact on the world.
[♪ 邻居公寓里传来震耳欲聋的音乐声] [♪ loud music playing in neighboring apartment]
[特雷弗轻叹一声] [Trevor sighs]
马克斯·法克托的孙子以前就住在这间 公寓里。 Max Factor's grandson used to live in that apartment.
如今，这里成了我们的家。 Now we've got this.
每当我让他停下， 他反而把音量调得更大。[ 不屑地哼了一声] When I ask him to stop, he just plays it louder. [scoffs]
咱们开始干活吧？ Shall we get to work?
[大声] “您想把它记在房账上吗？” [loudly] "Would you like to charge it to the room?"
“不管我带谁来这里——” "How is it that no matter who I bring in here--"
顺便说一句，这里应该用“whom”。 That should be "whom," by the way.
"Whom I bring in here, boy or girl,
“我妈妈， 或者那位我关系不错的古怪诗老师， 你可千万别乱评判啊？” "my mother or that odd poetry teacher I'm close with, you never judge?"
——谁说的？ ——谁说啥来着？ -"Who says?" -"Who says what?"
“说我从不评判别人？ 也许我只是太擅长把情绪藏在心里罢了。” "That I don't judge? Maybe I'm just good at hiding it."
——（喧闹的音乐戛然而止） ——他停下了。 -[loud music stops] -He stopped.
——哦！ ——好，那咱们开始准备吧。 -Oh! -All right, let's, let's set up.
嗯，在正式录音之前， 我突然想到一件事。 Uh, before we record, I had a thought.
我觉得，要演好这个角色， 关键在于发掘那些未言明的情感与心事。 I think, uh, the key to this role is finding what's not being said.
想想看，在台词之间的空白处， 你究竟在做些什么。 Think about what you're doing between your lines.
——角色的精髓就在于—— ——[♪ 音乐声骤然响起]—— -That's where the character-- -[♪ loud music resumes]
哎呀，真是见鬼了。 Oh, bloody hell.
这辈子拍戏，还从来没这么难过。 It's never been this hard to do a tape in my life.
露丝·巴克希 以后再也不会跟我合作了。 Ruth Bakshi is never gonna work with me again.
——露丝·巴克希？ ——是的。 -Ruth Bakshi? -Yes.
——《惊奇人》的选角导演。 ——没错。 -Casting director on Wonder Man. -Yes.
——这事儿可别搞砸了。 ——我知道！ -You better not mess this up. -I know!
我们可以在街上拍， 也可以在你车里拍。 We could shoot on the street or in your car.
什么？不行，太奇怪了。 这可是个服务员的戏份啊。 What? No, it's… it's too weird. It's a waiter scene.
——我们能找谁帮忙问问吗？ ——没有。 -You have any friends we could ask? -No.
——你在这儿待了多久了？ ——八年了。 -You've been out here for how long now? -Eight years.
八年？你连个朋友都没有吗？[轻笑] Eight years? You don't have any friends? [chuckles]
那你呢？你在这儿待了几十年了， 你的朋友们都去哪儿了？ What about you? You've been here for decades. Where are all your friends?
——以前可多的是。 ——[叹气] -Used to have plenty. -[sighs]
哦，倒是有个我可以去问的人。 Oh, there is someone I could ask.
[♪ 悦耳的音乐缓缓流淌]—— [♪ pleasant music playing]
我们俩曾经一起在南岸医院工作。 当时我可是主演呢。 We were both in South Shore Hospital together. I played the lead.
不知怎么的， 他竟然成功打动了节目主创的心。 Somehow, he managed to get in the showrunner's ear.
他直接把我的角色给干掉了， He had my character killed off,
自己却顺理成章地拿下了主角的位置， walked away with the lead role,
还一举拿下了“最具潜力新人” 的人民选择奖。 and the People's Choice Award for "Most Promising Newcomer."
真够狠的，这待遇也太冷了吧。 Damn, that's cold.
他欠我一个人情。 He owes me.
特雷弗·斯拉特里！[轻笑]—— Trevor Slattery! [chuckling]
我简直不敢相信！ I can't freaking believe it!
哦！哦！ Oh! Oh!
快进来。 Get in here.
西蒙，乔·潘托利亚诺。 乔·潘托利亚诺，西蒙·威廉姆斯。 Simon, Joe Pantoliano. Joe Pantoliano, Simon Williams.
——大家都叫我乔伊·潘茨。 ——是啊，当然啦。很高兴认识你。 -Everybody calls me Joey Pants. -Yeah, of course. It's a pleasure.
你知道吗，每次吃牛排的时候， 我都会忍不住想起你在《 黑客帝国》里的样子。 You know, I never eat a steak without thinkin' about you in The Matrix.
——[轻笑] 别这样嘛。 ——大家总是没完没了地聊起 -[chuckles] Come on. -Everybody always go on and on
格罗丁和德尼罗在《午夜狂奔》 里的那段精彩对手戏， about Grodin and De Niro in Midnight Run,
可你才是那个三角关系里的第三极啊， 伙计。 but you were the third side of that triangle, man.
——我喜欢这家伙。 ——哇…… -I like this guy. -Wow…
你混得挺不错嘛，伙计。 这大理石地板可真够气派的。 You've done well for yourself, man. That's a lotta marble.
[乔] 嗯， 我老婆可是这儿的设计者呢。 [Joe] Yeah, well, my wife, she designed the place.
呃，等一下。 Uh, hang on a sec.
得给这棵树多照点光才行。 Gotta give the tree some light.
其实， 阿特·林克利特教会了我一条关于演艺 圈的宝贵经验。 You know, Art Linkletter taught me a crucial lesson about show business.
光靠糊口可不够。 It's not enough to make a living.
你还得狠狠赚一笔才行。 You gotta make a killing.
So, I got into real estate early on, bought in Venice way before Arnold.
赚了笔让人作呕的钱。 Made a disgusting amount of money.
简直恶心至极。 Just disgusting.
各位饿了吗？ 我的大厨很乐意给大家做点吃的。 So, you guys hungry? My chef'd be happy to make you somethin'.
说实话，我们这次来可不是为了闲聊， 日程安排得紧巴巴的。 Well, we're not really here to socialize. We're on a tight schedule.
哎呀，拜托啦，特雷夫！ 内斯特可是最棒的。 Oh, come on, Trev! Nestor's the best.
我刚从麦康纳手里把他“挖”过来。 I just stole him from McConaughey.
谢谢你，内斯特。 Thank you, Nestor.
啊，我最爱的菜—— 我们准备了鸭肉火腿、 Ah, my favorite. We've got some duck prosciutto,
还有我自家花园里烤制的彩椒、 some roasted peppers from my garden,
以及刚从霍博肯空运而来的新鲜马苏里 拉奶酪。 and we just flew in the mozz fresh from Hoboken.
空着肚子可没法参加试镜哦。 You can't audition on an empty stomach.
来，坐下吧。 Here, sit down.
好，就这样。 Okay.
[乔] 你知道吗， 大家其实不太懂得欣赏 [Joe] You know, people don't appreciate
试镜流程背后那些默默付出的努力。 all the work that goes into the audition process.
我只接邀约，所以很难感同身受。 I'm offer-only, so it's hard for me to relate.
[特雷弗] 嗯…… [Trevor] Hmm.
天哪，真庆幸那些事都过去了。 Man, I'm so glad all that
——你终于摆脱了那些繁杂的中文业务。 ——手机铃声响起。 -Mandarin business is behind you. -[cell phone buzzes]
虽说表演还不错，不过…… I mean, the performance was good, but…
[叹气] 老兄，我本来还担心你呢， 那场面可够阴暗的。 [sighs] I was worried about you, man. That was some dark shit.
——电话铃响——门轻轻关上。 -[line ringing] -[door closes]
西蒙，这该死的试镜到底在哪儿啊？ Simon, where the hell is this damn audition?
抱歉， 我现在正待在乔·潘托利亚诺家呢。[ 轻笑] I'm sorry. I'm at Joe Pantoliano's house right now. [chuckles]
他刚给了我一盒来自霍博肯的马苏里拉 奶酪， 门口还摆着一棵树呢。 He just offered me mozz from Hoboken, he got a tree in the foyer.
我只是想表现得有礼貌一点， 现在这儿我连语言切换都快玩明白了。 I'm just tryna be polite. I'm in here code-switchin' and everything.
我才不在乎你是不是跟莎拉·保罗森一 起吃着“ 懒人热狗”呢。 I don't give a damn if you was havin' sloppy joes with Sarah Paulson.
——你得赶紧点！——不， 我就是特地来录这段录像的。 -You need to hurry the hell up. -No, that's why I'm here, to do the tape.
我只是想稍微捧捧他的场， 让他有点成就感。让我来放一段。 I'm just tryna stroke the man ego a little bit. Let me play this.
把你的脸对着麦克风， 把台词念出来，然后寄给我就好。 Just put your face sayin' the lines on a tape and get it to me.
——好！——好，没错，就是这样——-Okay! -Okay. All right,
西蒙，别再像往常那样了，好吗？ and don't do what you always do, Simon, okay?
我知道你又开始过度纠结， 又在搞那些没用的把戏。 I know you're already overthinkin' and doin' that bullshit.
平常心一点，好吗？能演得自然点吗？ 记住，“走心表演”的关键在于“入戏”。 Just be normal, okay? Can you play that? Normal man! The breakdown is "go method."
你知道吗， 我觉得咱们好像已经很久没正面交锋了。 You know, I don't think we've crossed swords
自从拍完《南岸医院》 之后，我们就再也没碰过面。 since we wrapped South Shore Hospital.
听起来挺对的。 Sounds about right.
[乔] 杰克医生，我可想你了。 [Joe] Well, I miss you, Dr. Jack.
[特雷弗嗤之以鼻] 这话是什么意思？ [Trevor scoffing] What's that supposed to mean?
杰克·克朗克医生， 那就是你扮演的角色。 Dr. Jack Kronk, that was your character.
哦，对了，真不错—— 就在你抢走我主演位置之前。 Oh, right. Lovely. Before you stole the lead from me.
你到底在胡说什么啊？ What the hell are you talking about?
乔·潘托利亚诺， 居然当着我的面提起这事， 真是让我意外。 I'm surprised you'd bring that up, Joe Pantoliano. Right to my face.
特雷弗，那时候你整个人都飘飘然， 完全神志不清。 Trevor, you were high, outta your mind.
你老是不来片场， 而且……等你终于来了， You weren't showin' up to set, and… and when you did,
你却大喊大叫，说皮肤里爬出白虫子。 you were screaming white worms were coming out of your skin.
你还跟我说， 自己根本扛不住当主角的压力。 You told me that you couldn't handle the pressure of being the lead.
节目主创不得不重新改写剧本， 好绕开你这个麻烦。 The showrunner had to rewrite to work around you,
直到最后，电视台忍无可忍， 干脆把你给“咔嚓”掉了。 until finally, the network had enough, killed you off.
我们能赶紧把这次试镜录下来吗？ Can we please tape this audition already, already?
[脚步声远去] [footsteps receding]
那么，先生们，我们开拍吧？ So, let's shoot this, gentlemen, shall we?
真是事业有成啊。 That's quite a career.
[乔] 嗯，是啊。[ 叹气] 我一直很幸运。 [Joe] Well, yeah. [sighs] I've been lucky.
妈的，要我是英国人， 他们早就封我为爵士了。 Hell, if I was British, they would've knighted me by now.
我能，呃，我能给你一些免费建议吗？ Can I, uh, can I give you some free advice?
路易斯·B·梅耶……他有句名言。 Louis B. Mayer… He had a saying.
“表演最重要的是真诚。 "The most important thing about acting is sincerity.
“一旦你学会了假装真诚， 你就成功了。”[轻笑] "Once you learn to fake that, you've got it made." [chuckles]
[轻笑] [chuckles]
不，你看，你看…… 演艺圈，它很疯狂。 No, look, look… Show business, it's crazy.
它……它建立在疯狂的基础上， It… It's built on a foundation of insanity,
所以成功是你为自己 创造真实事物的抵押品。 so success is the collateral you use to build something real for yourself.
记住，表演…… Remember this, acting…
它只是一份工作。 it's just a job.
我的意思是，是的， 这是个赚钱的好方法。 I mean, yeah, it's a great way to make a buck.
它比任何其他工作都好， It's better than any other job out there,
但当你试图从中获得其他东西时， but the minute you try to get somethin' else out of it,
比如名声、认可， fame, validation,
或者报复父母， 随便什么……你都完蛋了。 getting even with your parents, whatever… you're screwed.
你只会越陷越深， 永远无法自拔。 You keep diggin' that hole, and you'll never get out.
我得说，特雷夫…… I gotta say, Trev…
哦，我真羡慕你。 Oh, I envy you.
终于可以摆脱这一切了。 To finally be done with it all.
一定很棒，是吧， Must be nice, huh,
不用担心体重…… [结巴] 或外表。 not to have to worry about your weight… [stutters] or your appearance.
我的意思是， 你可以忽略那些愚蠢的八卦。 I mean, you can ignore the stupid trades.
其实，他还没结束演艺生涯呢。 Actually, he's not done with actin'.
真的吗？ Really?
他刚为一部冯·科瓦克电影的 主角进行了一次重要的试镜。 He just had a huge audition for a lead role in a Von Kovak movie.
天哪，太棒了！ Well, holy shit, that's terrific!
-[嗤之以鼻] -[包砰地放下] -[scoffs] -[bag thuds]
[叹气] 别假装替他高兴了， 乔·潘托利亚诺。 [sighs] Don't pretend to be happy for him, Joe Pantoliano.
-什么？ -你以为你很好心， -What? -You think you're bein' nice,
但你实际上是在极度贬低人。 but you're actually condescendin' as shit.
你知道吗？ Do you know that?
那段话是我听过的最蠢、 最居高临下的话！ That speech was the dumbest, most patronizing thing I've ever heard!
-阿门。 -伙计们…… -Amen. -Fellas…
你真差劲，乔·潘托利亚诺。 《小鬼当家》是垃圾。 You suck, Joe Pantoliano. Baby's Day Out is garbage.
就连那个笨宝宝都救不了你。 Even that dumb baby couldn't make you funny.
我们快走吧，伙计。 Let's get the hell outta here, man.
[叹气] 呃……来吧，伙计们。 [sighs] Uh… Come on, guys.
表演不是一份工作。 Acting isn't a job.
它是一种天职。 It's a calling.
它是任何人一生中 所能做的最具意义的事情。 It's the single most consequential thing anyone could ever do with their life.
[电话铃响] [line ringing]
巴里！ Barry!
我听说有什么新的冯·科瓦克电影， What's this I'm hearing about a new Von Kovak movie,
为什么我没有接到会面通知？ and why am I not meeting on it?
[♪ 沉思的音乐缓缓响起] [♪ pensive music playing]
【西蒙】你敢相信那个家伙吗？ [Simon] Can you believe that guy?
你还好吗？ You okay?
抱歉，这次好像没成功。 Sorry, that didn't quite work out.
没事的，兄弟。 It's all right, man.
我知道有个地方我们可以去。 I know a place we can go.
就别管那堆乱七八糟的东西了，好吗？ Just ignore the mess, okay?
【轻叹一声】 [exhales]
我一直在琢磨你刚才说的话。 I've been thinkin' about what you said earlier.
关于这场戏的关键…… 就在于发现那些未说出口的话。 About how the key to this scene is… is findin' what's not bein' said.
一直以来，我都以为那句台词—— All this time I've been assumin' the line,
“也许我只是很擅长把情绪藏在心里。” "Maybe I'm just good at hiding it"
那仿佛是一记当头棒喝， 分明是在警告孩子要小心行事。 was like a general rebuff, tellin' the kid to watch himself.
没错。 Right.
不过我在想， 那位服务员是不是其实也感受到了某种 微妙的联结。 But I'm wonderin' if the waiter's actually feeling some type of connection.
说不定，这根本就是一种邀请。 Like, maybe it's an invitation.
“也许我只是很擅长把秘密藏在心里。” "Maybe I'm just good at hidin' it.
“你可以把心事都告诉我。” "You can trust me with your secrets.
“尽管多跟我说说吧。”像这样的话语。 "Feel free to tell me more." That kind of thing.
或许值得一试。 Might be worth a shot.
嗯。 Yeah.
【轻叹一声】 [exhales]
【轻轻咂嘴】 [clicks tongue]
【轻叹一声，清了清嗓子】 [exhales, clears throat]
您想把它开到您的房间吗？ Would you like to charge it your room?
【特雷弗】不管我带谁来这儿， [Trevor] How is it that no matter whom I bring in here,
男孩、女孩，还有我妈妈， boy, girl, my mother,
或者那个我和他关系太近的古怪诗老师…… or that odd poetry teacher I'm too close with…
你从不评判别人？ you never judge?
谁这么说的？ Who says?
【猛地吸气】谁说的什么？ [inhales sharply] Who says what?
说我从不评判别人？ That I don't judge?
也许我只是……很擅长把情绪藏在心里。 Maybe I'm just… good at hidin' it.
【录音中的西蒙】谁说的？ [Simon on tape] Who says?
【特雷弗猛地吸气】谁说的什么？ [Trevor inhales sharply] Who says what?
【西蒙】说我从不评判别人？ [Simon] That I don't judge?
也许我只是很擅长把情绪藏在心里。 Maybe I'm just good at hidin' it.
要不要发出去？ Do I send it?
要是不发，那你可就太傻了。 You'd be crazy not to.
你觉得怎么样？ You think it's good?
这简直妙不可言。 It's transcendent.
【西蒙】真酷。 [Simon] Cool.
【咂了咂嘴】我得去尿尿了。 [smacks lips] I gotta pee.
【叹了口气】 [sighs]
【深吸一口气】 [breathes deeply]
—【笔记本电脑发出提示音】 —【♪ 神秘的音乐缓缓响起】 -[laptop beeps] -[♪ mysterious music playing]
【西蒙】嘿，特雷夫， 要不我点个披萨吧？ [Simon] Yo, Trev, should I order a pizza?
太棒了。 Splendid.
【西蒙】今天跑来跑去的， 我都快饿扁了。 [Simon] All that runnin' around today, I'm starvin'.
以前从来没吃过鸭肉火腿， 味道还不错。 Never had duck prosciutto before. It's not bad.
嘿，特雷夫，你喜欢意大利辣香肠吗？ Yo, Trev, you like pepperoni?
嗯。 Yeah.
意大利辣香肠。 Pepperoni.
[轻声笑] 毫无疑问。 [chuckles] No doubt.
[深吸一口气] [breathes deeply]
我这就报备。 I'll call it in.
[♪ R&B灵魂乐响起， 埃尔·雷戈及其突击队《赫萨》] [♪ R&B soul music playing, El Rego et ses Commandos "Hessa"]
[♪ 歌曲继续播放] [♪ song continues playing]
[歌曲结束] [song ends]
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