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Dad, it was really great seeing you.
We’d love to stay for dinner,Nbut the food gives Sharon diarrhea.
What!
Just trying to leaveNwithout being rude.
Hold on just a second.
I got a present for my grandson.
Come here, Billy.
You’ve grown up.
It’s time for you to haveNsomething expensive and flashy
to impress all the ladies.
Go ahead and open it.
Look at that, a bolo tie!
Isn’t that beautiful?
That’s 14-carat gold,
with turquoise and real diamonds.
How much did you spend on that?
$6,000.
$6,000?
It’s worth $50,000.
The J&G Shopping Network said so.
You shouldn’t spendNyour retirement money
on frivolous things.
You should save it for when you die.NThat’s our money.
It’s gorgeous.NThank you.
Tomorrow’s picture day at school.NStan can wear it for his photos.
That’s wonderful!NThat will make me feel really good.
Who’s Stan?
Nice bolo tie.
Bolo ties are really in, right now.NIt’s cool you have one.
It was a gift from my grandpa.NIt cost a lot of money.
No, dude, it’s badass.
It happens to be worth $6,000.
– That was six grand?N– Yeah, dude.
It’s a recreation of the bolo tieNworn by King Henry V.
It’s fucking gay as fuck.
I know.
I really wish my grandpaNwould just give me the money.
Take it to one of those pawn places.
Every two blocks, you see a signNsaying “cash for gold and jewelry.”
A lot of people are doing it.
You didn’t steal this, did you?
My grandpa gave it to meNas a present.
It’s worth so muchNI feel bad accepting it.
So, I want the cash.
It’s 14-carat gold,Ndiamond and turquoise…
I’ll give you $15.
That cost my grandpa $6,000.
Those are real diamonds.
I can’t make anythingNon the diamonds.
I have to send it to a smelter,Nhave it all smelter down for the gold.
Could make a $10 profit.
Fifteen bucks?
He’s trying to rook us.NLet’s go elsewhere.
I’m not getting taken advantage of.
You may suckNour collective balls, sir.
Don’t worry, there’s gotta beNanother Cash for Gold place here.
Here’s one.
These are real diamonds, right?
You can test them.
$8.
This is the same bolo tieNworn by King Henry V!
$9.
Welcome to Taco Bell.
Would you like to tryNour Doritos Locos Tacos?
How much you give me for this gold,Nturquoise and diamond bolo?
14-carat gold.
$14 a gram on the open market,Ngot about…
four grams here.
It’s not really worth my time.
I guess I can give youNa 6-Layer Burrito for it.
A 6-Layer Burrito?
You guys don’t even makeNa 6-Layer Burrito!
All right, a 7-Layer Burrito,Nbut that’s as high as I’m going!
My grandpa paid $6,000Nfor something barely worth anything.
How does something like this happen?
OK, folks, we are…
halfway completeNwith today’s broadcast.
You wanna get in on these deals,Ncall now.
Next item is…
this is item number 45-78111.
Look at these stunning earrings.
These are genuineNfaux sapphire earrings.
14-carat gold,N86-carat faux sapphire.
Faux is French.
It’s got an X in it,Nbut you don’t pronounce it.
How do you like thatNfor prestigious?
These earrings normally goNfor $6 million.
We’re selling these today for…
$320.
That’s a steal.NThe phones are lighting up.
I believe we have a sale.NDo we?
Let’s get her on the line.NWho am I speaking with?
My name is Vivian.
Vivian, you got a heck of a deal.NWhat’s your last name, sweetheart?
I can’t remember.
Can you rememberNyour credit card number?
3715…
Hold on,Nwe’ll get you on with a rep.
Thanks for shopping with us.
Congratulations on the 14-caratNfaux sapphire earrings.
At that price,Nyou practically stole them from us.
Dude, that’s terrible!
I told you,NI’ve been watching all day.
But how do they get away with that?
This is a new time, a new era of scienceNonly the smartest can comprehend.
What?
For centuries, alchemists have triedNto come up with the formula
to make gold.
Whoever could do itNwould of course become rich, and now,
the chemical equationNis right before our eyes.
That’s the chemical equationNfor gold?
Right.
Guys with Cash for Gold signsNget you people’s unwanted jewelry,
added to a cable-basedNshopping network
divided by demented old people
equals gold.
Kenny, tell Cartman to shut up.
Shut the fuck up, fucking asshole.
I’m an asshole for doing math?
Oh, my gosh!NCan you believe this?
Somebody’s about to getNthis $20,000 topaz and copper ring
for just 4,000 bucks.
We’ve got our buyer on the line.NYou’re buying this as a gift, sir?
No, I’m buying it as a gift,
for my grandson, Billy.
Grandpa?
How about that, folks?NThat is Brazilian emerald.
Finest emerald available.
We’re letting this go
for $1,495, EZ Pay.
We call it thatNto save you time.
EZ is an a abbreviationNof easy.
$1,495 EZ Pay.
What?
I got word we’re dropping
the Z from EZ Pay.
It’s now just E Pay.
Instead of takingNall that time to say EZ Pay,
we’re saving youNa second of time.
And those add up.NGo ahead and try it.
Say E Pay 5,000 times.
That’s 5,000 seconds,N9 hours
we just saved youNon J&G Shopping Network.
Not wasting your time here.NYou can’t afford not to buy this one.
You don’t have a lot of time left,Nliterally.
Pass this to your kids and grandkids.NShow them your life had meaning.
Grandpa?
Did you see that?
An emerald on 14-carat gold.
Don’t you thinkNyour sister would like that?
She doesn’t like jewelry.
She will one day.NShe will appreciate it.
She’s just a baby after all.
She’s not a baby.NShe’s 13.
Shelley’s 13?
Right.
Right, boy.
Did I ever tell you I usedNto have a border collie named Patches?
Yes, grandpa.
I loved that dog.
She always made me so happy.
When she died,
I didn’t let myself get too sadN’cause I thought,
I thought I’d always have the memoryNof her slobbering happy face.
I can’t rememberNwhat she looked like.
Don’t worry,NI’m gonna take care of this.
Craig, what’s going on?
Token, I bet your mom has old jewelryNshe wouldn’t notice missing.
Bebe, you have rhinestones.NHow about walking cash?
I could probably…
– What the fuck?N– Sorry, my arm’s hurt.
“My arm’s hurt.”NPick the sign, this is a business!
How much will you give me for this?
Three bucks.
We got crappy jewelry.
Now, all we need are some old people.
We’ve just sold this braceletNto Ms. Marsha Tubbs.
Marsha, thank you for your call.
You just got yourselfNa heck of a deal on this one.
You there?
I’m lost.
I’m lost walking on the freeway.
All right,Nyou’re lost walking on a freeway.
Enjoy the Tiger’s EyeNAquamarine Bracelet.
What should we do next?
Here’s a good ’un.
Let me set stage for you here.
You’re goingNto that senior’s cocktail party.
It’s Bingo night.NYou’re looking for something to wear.
How aboutNa 13-carat panzotopanzanite ring?
We got a caller alreadyNon this one.
You must beNa fan of panzotopanzanite.
You should kill yourself.
– What’s that?N– I said you should kill yourself.
What you do is unjustifiable.
And you know it’s unjustifiable.
And you don’t care.
You’re the definition of evil.
Kill yourself.
We’re gonna sell this ringNfor just $3,795.
How’s that?
I read that shopping networksNmake most of their money
on the day seniorsNpick up social security checks.
Kill yourself.
You shouldn’t sayNthings like that.
A host of a jewelry channel may do it.NYou’d feel really bad.
– No, I wouldn’t.N– Yes, you would.
No, I really want youNto kill yourself.
How about this.
If a jewelry network hostNgoes home tonight
and blows his brains out,Nyou might be liable.
That’s a lawsuit worth…
$2.7 million.NHow does that sound?
I don’t care what happens to me.NI care about my grandfather.
You morally emptyNcorrupted maggot.
I’ll bring the lawsuit downNto $2,939…
It doesn’t matterNwhat price you put on anything.
Your only chanceNto right the wrongs you’ve done
and repay all the elderly peopleNwhose lives you’ve destroyed
is to kill yourself.
You think it’s funny…
Telling someone to kill themselves.NThat’s not a joke.
I’m not joking.
Do it.
Next item.
Next itemNwe’re gonna do is 55-2167755.
This is…NLook at this, you guys.
This is 200-carat Brazilian emeraldNand plasticine ring.
I’ll start the bidingNfor this ring at…
$8 billion.
$8 billion, opening bid.NWe’ve got to sell this ring today.
I’ll take it down a little.NWe’ll drop that price to…
$75.95.
At this price…NWe got a call already, Butters?
Did we sell it?
$75.95, that’s what the ring sold for.NDo we have the buyer on the line?
You bought this lovely 200-carat ring.NHow do you feel, Mrs.?
This is Mrs. ApplebeeNon 24 Palmark Lane.
Can I ask you something?NDo you like fucking little boys?
I’m sorry?
Do you fuck kids all the time?NThat’s what you did with this deal.
You got an $8-billion ringNfor $79.95.
You fucked me good.NCongratulations.
You saw me selling this ringNand thought, “I’d like to fuck him”?
I thought it’d be a lovely giftNfor my granddaughter, Jessica.
She’s captain of the debate teamNat Jefferson high school.
Thanks, I got to go get the tasteNof old-lady dick out of my mouth.
Goodbye.
That’s good acting.NI should get an award.
Do you have any idea what it’d feel likeNto start losing your memories?
You don’t have someone in your lifeNsuffering from Alzheimer’s. I do!
If you’ve got a beef with the system,Nyou’re talking to the wrong people.
All we do is smelter down what we getNfrom the Cash for Gold places.
There’s a old Hindu saying,
“Whoever smelt it dealt it.”
We aren’t the ones who denied youNwhat your jewelry was really worth.
The Hindu saying is actually…
– What does that mean?N– “Whoever denied it supplied it.”
You are the scums of the earth.
Old people are victimizedNby shopping networks,
and you kickbackNin your mansions making billions.
We aren’t making that much.
– You’re not?N– Yell at who melt the gold down.
The old Hindu saying isN“whoever smelt it dealt it.”
It’s “whoever denied it supplied it.”
You got it all wrong.
The jewelry that those networks sellNdon’t even come from us.
It’s all made in India,Nwhere those Hindu rhymes come from.
What are you saying, Gustov?NDo you mean…
That’s right.
Whoever made the rhymeNdid the crime.
Suck my balls
Welcome.NWelcome to discount jewelry store.
I’m running a resale business,
but I can’t get enough crappy jewelry,Nso I’d like to buy some of yours.
You do so good business.NYou so clever.
I get by.
I’m gonna need some necklaces,Nbracelets and earrings.
What you like?
I guess I’ll take that ring, there.
You make so good choice.
It’s beautiful.NLook, it’s beautiful.
And maybe I’ll take that oneNfor $300.
That’s best one.NYou so clever.
You take advantage my low prices.
How aboutNthat tanzanite bracelet for $995?
You got good eye.NYou so clever.
I getting taken advantage.NYou like fuck Asian lady?
– What you say?N– I know.
You walk by my store, and you say,
“There’s nice Asian lady.NI think I go in and I fuck her.”
You Asian-lady fucker you.
Wait a minute.NHow much do you pay for this stuff?
I pay thousands.NAnd you come here and fuck me.
Quit the act.NI’m not fucking you.
– You fuck me.N– You fuck me!
Fuck you!
My balls
Suck ’em dry
Sorry.
I’m looking to cut outNthe middle man.
I want to buy my jewelryNdirect from you...
Motherfuckers!
You should be ashamedNof the Americans that you’re exploiting.
How dare you take advantageNof those less fortunate?
You dirty double-crossing assholes!
You try to cut me out?
You guys stole my formula,Nthen try to fuck me.
Sorry.
Then try to fuck meNout of your business.
We’re not fucking you,Nthey’re fucking Stan’s grandpa.
They’re getting fuckedNby Asians ladies.
Somebody is at the head of all this,Nand somebody needs to pay.
All I want is a goddamn retributionNfor my goddamn grandpa.
Not a diamond and gold necklace!
What’s he doing?
Actually, this might kind of work.
So, we went to India,Nwhich is pretty cool, I guess.
Never been there.
We learned that whoever smelt it,Ndenied it and rhymed it
actually dealt it.
– Sounds like you had a fun weekend.N– I guess so.
Anyway,NI wanted to give you something.
For me?
My God.
There she is.
Ol’ Patches.
There’s that slobbering happy face.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
That bolo tie you’re wearing?
I don’t know where you got that,Nbut it’s fucking gay as fuck.
Cool, I won’t wear it anymore.
That’s a good idea.
Folks, these are notNaverage peridot craponite earrings.
These are 18-carat gold.
And we got…NDo we have a buyer?
What are you waiting for?NKill yourself.
All right, goddamn it.NWe got another comedian.
Ever since that kid called up,
everybody wants to callNand tell me I should kill myself.
He was right.NDo it.
Folks, this an 800 number.
Every time you callNand tell me to kill myself,
it’s costing us
two dollarsNand thirty-six cents.
So now, how about a callerNwho wants to buy jewelry?
Hello, sir?
You’re too scared to do it,Naren’t you?
You don’t have the balls.
Goddamn it,NI’m not scared to do it.
You’re scared.
You got lady balls.
Hello.
I’m callingNabout the peridot earrings.
Yes, ma’am.
They’d look goodNon your dead body.
Why don’t you kill yourself?
All right, that’s that.
That third’s…
the strawNthat broke the camel’s back.
I got a gun right here.NWhat do you think about that?
Put it against your templeNand pull the trigger.