♪ Raised on promises ♪
♪ She couldn't help thinking that ♪
♪ There was a little more to life Somewhere else ♪
♪ After all, it was a great big world ♪
♪ With lots of places to run to ♪
♪ And if she had to die trying She had ♪
♪ One little promise She was gonna keep ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, all right ♪
♪ Take it easy, baby ♪
♪ Make it last all night ♪
♪ She was an American girl ♪ ♪
Whoo!
Yes, Mama!
我爱你，芮琪！ I love you, Ricki!
芮琪！我爱你，芮琪！ - Ricki! I love you, Ricki! - Heh-heh-heh.
谢谢各位 谢谢你，我可爱的丹尼尔 Thanks, everybody. Thank you, my sweet Daniel.
我崇拜你 - I adore you. - Aw.
晚安，塔札纳！ Good evening, Tarzana!
-我欠10块美金？ -刚刚那首是汤姆佩蒂的 - I owe 10? - That was Tom Petty.
《American Girl》是197... 是几年，葛瑞格？ "American Girl" from 197... What was it, Greg?
-对 - '77. - Yeah.
1977年 '77. Wow.
身为美国女孩我很骄傲 And, you know, I am proud to be an American girl...
生在全世界最好的国家 ...born in the best country in the world.
-我知道你也很骄傲，华特 -没错，女士 - I know you're proud too, Walt. - Yes, ma'am.
是的，先生 可惜这些日子时局不太好 Yes, sir. Too bad things aren't being run very well these days.
总之，我是芮琪兰达佐 Anyway, I'm Ricki Rendazzo...
隆重介绍我的乐团 《闪电乐团》 ...and I'd like to take this minute to introduce my band, the Flash.
从2008年起 我们就在盐井小馆驻唱 We've been the house band here at The Salt Well since 2008.
没错，就是那年我们选了 大家心知肚明的那位 Yeah, that was the year we elected you-know-who.
恕我冒犯，比利 No offense, Billy.
Ha-ha-ha. Whoa!
我们常开玩笑 说到比利 Yeah, we joke around. Anyway, speaking of Billy...
他是我们的键盘手 伟大的比利兰伯特 ...he's the man on keys. The great Billy Lambert.
-以及贝斯手巴斯特佛莱 -巴斯特 - And we got Buster Frye on bass. - Buster.
鼓手乔伊史威尼先生 - Mr. Joey Sweeney on the drums. - Ow!
各位小姐 他最近恢复单身 Newly single, ladies.
-乔，打给我 -最后... - Call me, Joe. - And finally...
我的右手 葛瑞格山德维尔 ...my right hand man, Mr. Greg Sandoval...
-跟他的吉布森电吉他 -太帅了 - ...and his sweet Gibson SG. - Yeah.
Whoo!
各位 And, you know, uh...
有人跟我说 最好不要跟乐团团员约会 I've been told it's not good to date someone in the band...
但老实说，我并不觉得 会伤害到我们的音乐，是吧？ ...but honestly, I don't think it's hurting our sound, right?
葛瑞格 我们其实不算在约会 - We're not really dating, Greg. - Oh.
抱歉，我用词不当？ Excuse me, is that not the correct terminology?
那是像我孩子说的 拍拖，对吗？ Are we hooking up like my kid says, right?
是的 Yes.
好耶 Yeah, yeah.
嗯，我们是相处了一段时间 Well, we've been spending some time together, yeah.
我跟巴斯特也相处一段时间 但你跟我应该不一样 I spend time with Buster. I think you and I are different.
该死，希望如此 Shit, I hope so. Shit.
这应该在后台讨论 Okay, I think this is a conversation for backstage.
就到这吧 So let's just round it up, okay?
自从上次在盐井小馆唱完后 我们学了新歌 We learned a tune since our last gig at The Salt Well.
因为你们有人要求 要听更多当下的流行歌 Because some of you have asked for more of today's hits.
-没错 -是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我们本来就要让大家开心 - And we aim to please. Okay. - Whoo!
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
Come on, come on.
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
♪ Gaga, ha, ha, ha ♪
♪ Roma, roma-ma ♪
♪ Gaga, ooh, la, la ♪
♪ I want your bad romance ♪
♪ Rah, rah, ha, ha, ha ♪
（盐井小馆 卡拉OK与现场乐团演唱） ♪ Roma, roma-ma ♪
（加州塔札纳 圣费尔南多山谷） ♪ Gaga, ooh, la, la ♪ ♪
芮琪，给你 玛格丽特献给我的皇后 Here you go, Ricki. Margarita for my queen.
-谢谢你，亲爱的 -不客气 - Oh. Thank you, darling. - Yes, of course.
丹尼，抱歉 我演出前不能聊天 Hey, Danny, I'm sorry I couldn't talk before the gig.
-声带需要休息 -没关系 - Vocal rest. - Oh, please.
声带休息？她还以为 这里是麦迪逊广场花园 Vocal rest? She thinks this is Madison Square Garden. Ha-ha-ha.
-嘿，我... -安排得很棒，老兄 - Hey, I... - Great set, man.
-我只是态度认真而已 -我懂，我就爱你这点 - I take things seriously, that's all. - I know. I love that about you.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry that I, um...
刚在台上说的那些话 只是戏谑的玩笑而已 Sorry about what I said onstage. That was just some fun banter. Heh, heh.
观众喜欢那样的戏码 跟紧张关系，对吗？ You know, the crowd loves that drama and tension. Yeah?
-很棒的一招 -谢谢 - Good one. - Thanks, boy.
那只是... That was just, uh...
这招让《Fleetwood Mac》很红 Anyway, that was what made Fleetwood Mac really popular.
-好吧 -你的皮包在震动 - Okay. - Your purse is vibrating.
要是她搬来跟我住 就不需要那种东西了 If she moved with me, she wouldn't need that kind of thing.
可能是我经理 他跟个妈宝一样 It's probably my manager. He's, like, 17.
-什么鸟不生蛋的鬼地方？ - Three-one-seven. - Where's that? Bufu, Egypt?
印第安纳波利斯 - It's Indianapolis. - Hm.
电话推销员 It's a telemarketer.
有一次我办了服饰店信用卡 到现在都还在骚扰我 I once got an Old Navy credit card. It haunts me to this day.
（全方位膳食） ♪ Me man the milk And I am the honey ♪
♪ Me know him long time From when him have no money ♪♪
我们的梅可馨咖啡大师 刚做出可口、无乳品、优质... Our barista Maxine...
...has delicious, dairy-free, premium...
-早安 -嘿 - Good morning. - Hey.
早安 Good morning to you.
嗨 Hey.
时间到了，好了 It's ringing up. Okay.
这边请，一个 That's the way it goes. One.
一共是四百四十七块七十四毛钱 - Okay, that's 447.74. - Ouch.
这就是大家都叫它 〝全部薪资〞的原因 I guess that's why they call it "total paycheck."
还真的是我的薪水 Well, that actually is truly my total paycheck. Heh, heh.
四百四十七块七十四毛 大概就是我一周的薪水 Four forty-seven, seventy-four. That's about what I make in a week. Heh.
这样如何？ - How about that? - Ooh.
要找你一百五十元现金 And you'd like $150 cash back.
是的，麻烦你 Yes, please.
哪位同事能到冷冻食品区 处理一位顾客的问题？ Can an associate meet a customer in frozen foods?
这是你的 还有你的发票 There you go. There's your receipt.
-谢谢你 -先生，非常谢谢你 - Thank you. - Thank you so much, sir.
祝你今天愉快 Have a good day.
-告诉我你喜不喜欢那些饼干 -最好是 - Let me know how you like those cookies. - Yeah, right.
-嘿 -你对顾客冷淡 - Hey. - You alienated the customer.
-我... -我要你满足... - I... - I need you to satisfy...
取悦顾客 ...and delight the customer.
好的，抱歉，特洛伊 Okay. I'm sorry, Troy.
没关系，但记住 要心存感激 No, it's okay. Just remember, gratitude.
-酷，谢谢，嗨 -嗨 - Cool. Thanks. Hi. - Hi.
谢谢 Thanks.
快接 Come on.
-喂 -琳达？ - Hello. - Linda?
你真的接了，我还想说 You actually picked up. I was expecting...
也许你换了新号码 ...maybe you'd gotten, you know, another new phone number.
抱歉，我没... I'm sorry. I don't have...
我还没搞懂怎么设定留言 I can't figure out how to set up the message box thing.
你了的 You know me. Ha-ha-ha.
是的 Oh, yeah.
是的 Yeah.
彼得，有什么问题？ What's the problem, Pete?
我们的女儿茱莉 麦斯离开她 It's Julie. Max left her.
他上哪去了？ Where'd he go?
〝他上哪去？〞 他离开她，跟她离婚 "Where'd he go?" He left her. He's divorcing her.
他有了新人 He met someone new.
茱莉还好吗？ How is Julie?
所以我才打给你 Well, that's really why I'm calling you.
状况不好 她快发疯了 She's not well. She's absolutely unhinged.
她已经待在家里好几天 She's been here at the house now for a few days.
她衣服也不换，澡也不洗 She hasn't changed her clothes, she hasn't showered.
她失魂落魄，我很担心 Uh, she's a wreck. I'm worried.
好吧，你太太 怎么处理这一切？ Okay. How is your wife handling all this?
莫琳去西雅图看她父亲 Maureen is in Seattle visiting her father.
-他正在退化 -喔，对 - He is failing. - Oh, right.
他得了阿兹海默症 He has Alzheimer's.
不，是渐冻人 No, it's ALS.
那是阿兹海默症的俗名，不是吗？ Yeah, that's short for Alzheimer's, right?
并不是 No, it's not.
好吧，我能帮上什么？ Okay, so how can I help?
这么说 Well, um...
你可以来这里陪伴你女儿 ...you could be there for your daughter.
琳达？ Linda?
♪ You know A train doesn't travel aimlessly ♪
♪ No, it's got somewhere to go ♪
太好了 Oh, yeah.
（芮琪与《闪电乐团》）
麻烦准备身份证与机票受检 Please have IDs and tickets ready to view.
麻烦皮带、鞋子要脱下 Belts and shoes off, please.
如果有笔记型电脑 要单独放进一个盒子 If you have a laptop, please put it in a bin by itself.
麻烦把口袋里的钥匙 手机、金属物品拿出来 Please take your keys, cell phones and metal objects out of your pockets.
♪ If you wanna take, you gotta give ♪
（印第安纳波利斯国际机场） ♪ And regret is no way to live ♪
♪ You can't forget if you want to forgive ♪
♪ So I'll claim what's mine ♪
（只准住户私家车通行） ♪ With a little spit and shine We'll be fine ♪♪
（计程车）
-你载谁？ -芮琪兰达佐 - Who are you dropping off? - Uh, Ricki Rendazzo.
你来这里拜访谁？ And you're here to see...?
布朗莫尔家 彼得布朗尔 The Brummels. Pete Brummel.
我能看你的身份证吗？ Can I see some ID?
-什么？ -麻烦身份证，女士 - What? - ID, ma'am.
拿去 Here you go.
谢谢你 Thank you.
身份证上是写〝琳达〞 This says "Linda."
那是我的本名 但彼得知道我比较喜欢芮琪 Yeah, that's my given name, but Pete knows that I prefer to go by Ricki...
-我相信他可能... -找到了 - ...so I'm sure he'll probably... - Here you are.
琳达布朗尔 Linda Brummel.
（印第安纳大都会 黄色计程车）
Oh.
我没钱 I don't have any money.
让我来付吧 Let me.
拿去，那些我来拿 Here. I'll get those.
这是谁？ Hey, who is this?
是拉菲吗？ Is this Ralphie?
不是，是西格玛 No, that's Sigma.
拉菲几年前过世了 Ralphie passed away a few years ago.
胀气 - Excess bloat. - Aw.
那我们算是初见面 Well, then we're new to each other, huh?
飞行旅途还好吗？ How was your flight?
还可以，但自从我们带孩子 去迪士尼，现在旅行真的变化太大 It was fine, but travel has really changed since we took the kids to Disney World.
那是1988年的事 That was 1988.
没错，我只是说... Yeah. No, I just mean, you know...
我记得飞行很愉快 大家穿着都挺庄重 I remember when flying was a treat. People got dressed up even.
现在我看见年轻少女 穿着睡裤就到机场了 Now I see these young girls in the airport in their jammy bottoms.
是的，我看得出来 你仍旧盛装打扮 Yeah. Well, I can see you still put in the effort.
感谢你，彼得 Thanks, Pete.
这地方真是了不起 This is some place.
像豪宅一样 This is like a mansion.
谢谢，是的，挑高入口 Thanks. Yeah, well, double-height entry...
莫琳一定要帕拉第奥式窗户 所以就装上了 ...and Maureen had to have Palladian windows, so we put those in.
非常古典 Very classical.
像是住在杰佛逊的故居 Yeah. I feel like Jefferson at Monticello.
我去告诉茱莉你到了 - I'll go tell Julie you're here. - Heh, heh.
好，我四处看看 Okay. I'll just have a look around.
好的，茱莉？ Okay. Julie?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
瞧瞧这地方 Look at this place.
（我并非专横跋扈 我只是有更好的想法）
（你先生打来，他说任君选购）
（我可以戒掉巧克力 但我不是个半途而癈的人） Mm-hm.
（我比昨天更爱你）
（昨天你真的惹毛我） Mm-hm.
（拥抱一下护士 这不是汉堡王，照我的方式做！）
（沉默是金 开怀是白金）
（脏的）
（干净的）
我的老天啊 Mm. My, my, my.
Wow.
哇赛 Man.
（欢乐珍惜记忆 温暖）
茱莉累了 但她非常开心你来 Uh, Julie's pretty tired. But she's glad you're here...
明天早上期待见到你 ...and looks forward to seeing you in the morning.
错了，不对 Wrong. No, no, no.
茱莉才不期待一陀屎！ Julie is not looking forward to shit!
嗨，小茱仔 Hey, Ju-jee.
感谢你现身添加我们的光彩 Nice of you to grace us with your presence.
结婚时到不了 却刚好赶来看离婚 Couldn't make the wedding, but here you are right in time for the divorce.
等一下 那场婚礼没人希望我到场 Okay. Nobody wanted me at that wedding.
你是有表演，还是你向来的穿着 都像《Night Court》的妓女吗？ Do you have a gig or do you always dress like a hooker from Night Court?
经历离婚时期 有时候会很疯狂 Going through a separation, it can be a crazy time.
爸，我没疯 事实上我脑袋比以往还清楚 I'm not crazy, Dad. I've actually never felt such clarity.
事实上有本书 就叫做《Crazy Time》 Well, there's actually a book called Crazy Time.
-彼得，闭嘴 -亲爱的，听着 - Oh, shut up, Pete! - Honey, listen.
这整件事没啥大不了 This whole thing is not a big deal.
-我在《Parade》杂志看到一篇文章 -没啥大不了？ - I read something in Parade magazine. - No big deal?
很多跟你一样大的女人 A lot of women your age...
-有了初步婚姻... -这不是〝开胃菜〞婚姻好吗 - ...having starter marriages and... - This was not a "starter" marriage.
我本来是要跟麦斯 厮守终身、生儿育女 I was gonna marry Max, stay with him, have kids...
把他们养大成人 ...and actually raise them to adulthood.
够了，茱莉，放轻松 Oh, okay. Julie, just take it easy.
你为何替她辩护？ Why are you defending her?
-她是你的麦斯 -什么？ - She is your Max. - What?
-她离开你 -不是的 - She walked out on you... - Hey, no.
-就像是麦斯离我而去 -但茱莉，我从没有不忠过 - ...just like Max walked out on me. - But I was never unfaithful, Julie.
小茱仔 Ju-jee...
那么 So, um...
-明天早上再试试 -好，当然好 - We'll try again in the morning. - Yeah, of course.
我载你去饭店 I'll, uh, give you a ride to the hotel.
Oh...
Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
我真的非常抱歉 I... I'm so sorry.
我差点买不起机票 I could hardly afford the plane ticket, you know?
而且 And, uh...
-我车也不见了 -是的 - Well, you know, I lost my car. - Yeah.
-我宣告破产 -我知道 - I'm filing for chapter 11. - I know.
我只是想既然你跟莫琳 盖了这么大间新房 So I just thought since you and Maureen built this big, new house...
-应该不会有问题 -空间上不是问题 - ...that it wouldn't be a problem. - It's not a problem, space-wise.
只是... It's, uh...
就只是... It's just...
界线问题 I don't know, a boundary thing.
但没关系 - But it's fine. - Mm.
希望莫琳不要介意 Hope Maureen doesn't mind.
不会，小琳不会介意 No, Mo's very chill.
是我比较容易焦虑 I'm the one that tends to get worked up about certain things.
也许茱莉遗传到你 Maybe Julie gets that from you.
浴室在里面 - The bathroom is en suite. - Oh.
好的 Okay.
欢迎你 So, um, welcome.
西格玛，过来 Sigma, come.
过来 Come.
我亲自训练她 - I trained her myself. - Heh-heh-heh.
好吧 Okay, well...
-欢迎你 -好 - Welcome. - Okay.
晚安，琳达 Good night, Linda.
晚安，彼得 Good night, Pete.
琳达 Linda.
琳达 - Linda! - Huh?
我昨晚很婊吧？ I was a real bitch last night, huh?
当时时候不早了 Well, it was late. Heh.
我的治疗师给我抗忧郁的药 我们得降低剂量 My therapist has me on Effexor, and we need to titrate down a little bit...
因为让我变得暴怒、性冷感 ...because it's made me volatile, anorgasmic.
什么很性感？ You're having orgasms?
我说的是性冷感 意思完全相反 Anorgasmic. "An" means "not."
-是学名 -喔，我... - It's Latin. - Oh, I...
是的，我了解 我只是没听清楚 Yeah, I know. I knew that. I just didn't hear you.
-几点了？ -快10点了 - What time is it? - It's almost 10.
简讯传到爆炸，妈 Blowing up here, Mom.
葛瑞格是谁？ Who's Greg?
他是《闪电乐团》的主要吉他手 He's the lead guitarist in The Flash.
《闪电乐团》 ？ The Flash?
我的乐团， 《闪电乐团》 My band, The Flash.
很久以前我传脸书专页给你 记得吗？ I sent you the Facebook page a long time ago, remember?
手机给我 Give me the phone.
-他叫你〝宝贝〞 -是，那是洛杉矶的惯用语 - He calls you "babe." - Yeah, that's an L.A. thing.
他还一直用笑脸表情符号 Uh-huh. He also makes copious use of the smiley face emoji.
还有猫眼睛里散发出爱心 As well as the cat with the hearts for eyes.
-葛瑞格介入多久了？ -我们去克拉奇吧 - How long has Greg been getting it in? - Hey, let's go to Krupke's.
我想吃甜甜圈 I need a doughnut.
Uh, I don't have any money.
我没有钱
你有信用卡吗？ You have a credit card?
有，但是麦斯的帐号 Yeah, but it's linked to Max's account.
那不成问题 Oh, that's not a problem.
上车 Hop in.
♪ So you do what you gotta do ♪
♪ Come on, girl, walk on ♪
♪ I know you're fighting an uphill battle ♪
♪ But you'll win with a little struggle ♪
♪ 'Cause you're really not that fragile So walk on ♪♪
（糖果）
加州很难找到好吃的油炸麻花 You know, it's hard to find a good cruller in California. Heh, heh.
我想你得放弃很多 特别的东西才能成为摇滚歌星 I guess you got to give up a lot of special things to become a rock star.
油炸麻花绝对不是其中一项 Crullers were the least of it.
琳达，那是指弦外之音 Yeah, Linda, that was the subtext.
听着，亲爱的，我来这里 因为我想帮助你 Listen, honey, I came out here because I wanted to help you.
我明白现在你受到冲击 I know you're in shock right now, right?
我明白你可能感觉迷惘 And I know you're probably feeling lost.
我试图自杀 I tried to kill myself.
你... You... You...
你爸没提到这件事 Hm. Dad didn't mention that.
真的吗？ Oh. Really?
三周前的星期五，麦斯告诉我 他与一名做运输的女孩 Three Fridays ago, Max told me that he was in love with a girl named Nicole...
叫做妮可的相爱 ...who works in traffic.
-茱莉 -我思考了一下该怎么办 - Julie... - I thought for a while about what to do...
最后我决定 ...and ultimately, I decided...
吃下一大把的安眠药 ...to take a bunch of sleeping pills.
我手边就有药，因为我患有失眠 I had them on hand because I'm an insomniac.
跟我一样 Like me.
也跟好几百万个美国人一样 And millions of other Americans, yeah.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我不敢相信 你居然想自杀 I can't believe... I can't believe you tried to kill yourself.
茱莉，你这么珍贵 Julie, you... You're precious.
自从你离开 很多可怕的事都发生在我身上 Listen, a lot of horrible things have happened to me since you left.
-你只是刚好知道这件而已 -别说了 - Oh... Don't. - This is just the incident you know about.
不好意思 Excuse me.
-你们能到外头讨论吗？ -你怎么偷听？ - Could you guys take this outside? - What, are you listening in?
真是太中西部了 That is so Midwestern.
不好意思 Excuse me.
老兄，孩子不是放在温室里养的 Hey, you can't raise kids in a bubble, man.
我能在周末开心跟我的孩子相处 I can enjoy my time with my kid when it's my weekend.
你的周末？ 也许你该跟她母亲相处 Your weekend? Maybe you should've tried to stick it out with her mother...
而不是玩完了就抛弃她 ...instead of leaving the second that your boner wilted.
走吧，旅途 Let's go, Journey. Come on.
旅途？ Journey?
- Ugh. - Aw.
太美了 That's sweet.
我喜欢那名字 I like that name.
你绝对会 Oh, you would.
很棒的乐团 It's a great band.
他打到平坦球道的中央 He lays this one right down the center of the fairway.
- Unh! - Oh.
你们去了克拉奇，我还在想 你们上哪去了，有帮我带一个吗？ You went to Krupke's. I was wondering where you went. You bring one for me?
没有 Nope.
她进食了 She's eating.
我们的孩子企图自杀 你居然没告诉我？ Our child attempted suicide and you didn't tell me?
我也是隔天才知道好吗？ I didn't... I didn't even find out till the day after, okay?
我担心的是茱莉，不是芮琪 And I was little more concerned with Julie than Ricki.
-你该打电话告诉我 -我有啊，你不就来了 - You should've called and told me. - I did. That's why you're here.
我不知道她有自杀倾向 I didn't realize that she was suicidal.
我以为她只是因为 麦斯离开她而沮丧了点 I thought she was just depressed because of Max leaving.
沮丧？这我还能处理 Depressed? No, I could've managed that.
不，茱莉一直是个 情绪变化很大的孩子 No, I'm... Julie's always been a moody kid.
不然我才不会打给你 I wouldn't have even bothered to call you.
为什么不？ Well, why not?
因为你从不在乎 Because, Linda, you don't really give a damn.
我在乎！ Yes, I do!
你把我赶出家门 You shut me out of this family.
我把你赶出家门？ I shut you out?
-是的 -你从加州回来 - Yup. - You came back here from California...
要是你还记得 ...if you recall...
肩膀上还有洋芋片 你简直就让人捡尸 ...with a chip on your shoulder. You were shut down.
-但我还是回来了 -是没错... - Well, I did come back. - Well...
-但你头也不回 -我必须如此 - You had moved on. - I had to move on.
我要个能照顾孩子的母亲 I wanted the kids to have a mother who was there!
-那是我的梦想 -是我太白痴 - It was my dream, man. - And stupid me.
-我以为我们才是你的梦想 -我不能有两个梦吗？ - I thought we were your dream. - I can't have two dreams?
-不，琳达，事实上你不能 -嘿，两位吵得很凶喔 - No. In fact, Linda, you can't. - Hey, you guys are fighting.
就像三十年前 It's like the '80s all over again.
太可惜亚当跟乔许不在 不然就能重演心灵创伤了 Too bad Adam and Josh aren't here to relive the trauma.
-够了 -真是了不起 - Oh, good grief. Oh. - That's enough.
说到乔许跟亚当 Speaking of, uh, Josh and Adam, um...
我让那两孩子知道 你回来镇上了 ...I let both the boys know that you came into town.
太好了 Oh, g...
-他们想见我吗？ -乔许想见 - Do they wanna see me? - Josh does.
亚当不想 Adam doesn't.
事实上，他们两个都会来吃晚饭 In fact, they're up for dinner this evening.
乔许会带他女友艾蜜莉来 他们感情很好 Josh is gonna bring his girlfriend, Emily. They've gotten pretty close.
-亚当有携伴吗？ -我... - Mm. Is Adam bringing anybody? - I...
我想没有 I don't think so.
我的孩子都到齐了 Well, I'll have all my kids in one room.
-真是一大乐事 -是的 - What a treat. - Yeah.
应该会很开心 It should be really enjoyable.
芮琪打来了 Hey, here's Ricki.
跟她说我们爱她 Oh, tell her we love her.
说爱字要很小心 她非常害羞 I gotta be careful with the L word. She's gun shy.
你会成功的 Oh, you'll get there.
-嗨，宝贝 -我女儿茱莉 - Hey, babe. - So, uh, my daughter, Julie...
她显然... ...she apparently, uh...
想要吞安眠药自杀 She tried to kill herself with sleeping pills.
老天 Oh, man.
是的 - Yeah. Yeah. - Whoa.
她还好吗？ How is she?
没事，她没事 Oh, no, no, she's okay. She's okay.
-但... -我不知道该说什么 - But, uh... - I don't know what to say.
你知道我儿子德瑞克 有一次嗑药过头 I mean, you know my son, Derek, freaked out on acid...
-但那是场意外 -我怪自己 - ...but it was an accident. - I blame myself.
不会吧 No way.
怪背着她劈腿的混小子 Blame that punk that cheated on her.
你第一时间就搭飞机到印第安纳 到她身边，你是个好母亲 You got on the plane to Indiana to be by her side. You're a great mom.
我今晚会见到儿子 Oh...
I'm seeing my boys tonight.
太棒了 Oh, that's great.
好好享受，知道吗？ Enjoy it, okay?
我好害怕，因为... I'm scared. I'm just...
-他们都长大成人了 -不要怕 - They're all grown up now. - No.
你生的，你了解他们 No, you grow them, you know them.
他们还是你换尿布时的孩子 They're the same kids whose diapers you changed way back when.
好好享受吧 Enjoy it.
-布朗尔先生，欢迎 -嗨，玛贝尔，你好 - Mr. Brummel, it's nice to see you. - Hi, Mabel. Nice to see you.
-感谢你安插座位给我们 -不客气 - Thanks for squeezing us in. - Anytime.
-都安排好了，请跟我来 -好的 - Your party is waiting. Yup, follow me. - Oh, okay.
迟到五分钟了 Five minutes late.
是的，我们得要... Yeah. So now we have to...
她来了 Here she comes.
老天 Oh, boy.
嗨，乔许 Josh. Hey.
嗨，妈 - Hi, Mom. - Aw.
乔许 Josh.
-我女朋友，艾蜜莉 -嗨 - This is my girlfriend, Emily. - Hi.
琳达，很荣幸终于见到你 It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Linda.
-是的 -这位可是芮琪兰达佐 - Yeah. - Hey, hey. That's Ricki Rendazzo.
你可是站在巨星前面 别忘记 You're in the presence of greatness. Don't forget.
亚当 Heh. Adam.
你好帅，甜心 You look so handsome, sweetie.
谢谢赞美，妈 Oh, thanks, Mom.
你坐那边吧 让他们坐旁边 Why don't you take that seat? We can flank them.
-你好，抱歉我们迟到了 -你们的确是 - Good to see you. Sorry we're late. - Yeah, you are.
很高兴你这么准时 Nice to see you're so punctual.
没关系 It's okay.
需要什么饮料吗？ 需要再一杯马丁尼吗？ Can I get you some drinks? Would you like another martini?
好啊，何不多来几杯 Yeah. Why not? Keep them coming.
-我要水就好 -我也是，水就好 - I'll just have water. - Me too, water.
加点威士忌 With Scotch.
所以... So, um...
莫琳的父亲好吗？ How is Maureen's father doing?
一点也不好 Oh, not well at all.
不，病情恶化得 比他们想像得快 No, the disease is progressing more rapidly than they'd anticipated.
你见过莫琳了？ So you've met Maureen?
是的，当然 Yeah, of course.
像是家常便饭 Lots of times. Heh, heh.
小琳人很好 Mo's great.
-是的 -是的，她是 - Yeah. - Yeah, she's...
艾蜜莉跟我在一起快两年了 Emily and I have been together for almost two years.
-所有的家人她都见过 -是的 - She's met the whole family. - Yup.
-是的 -艾蜜莉，你怎么没戴戒指？ - Yeah. - Em, why aren't you wearing your ring?
你们的订婚戒指 Your engagement ring.
你们订婚了？ You two are engaged?
是的 Yes.
-是 -是的 - Yup. - Yeah.
乔许买了颗无冲突钻石 给艾蜜莉 Josh got Emily this conflict-free diamond.
在湖边跟她求婚 我们当时都在 He proposed at the lake. We were all there.
难以言语的欢乐 It was beyond gay.
-非常棒 -我真替你高兴 - It was lovely. It was lovely. - I'm happy for you.
真的非常替你高兴 So happy for you, honey.
-谢谢你 -你们怎么都不告诉我？ - Thank you. - Why didn't you tell me?
我们想要保持低调 Well, we, uh, wanted to keep things quiet for a while...
能够私下享受这份喜悦 - ...so we could enjoy the news privately. - Oh.
可是茱莉说大家都在求婚现场 But Julie said everybody was at the proposal.
才刚发生吗？ Did this just happen?
-是的 -不是 - Yeah. Yeah. - No. No, it was...
-不是，是7月4日 -是的 - No. It was July 4th. - Yeah.
好几个月了 So that was months.
好几个月前 Months ago.
我们都了解你现在并不好过 但你真的超级疯狂 We all know you're going through something, but you're cray-cray.
我们计划今晚亲自告诉你 We were planning on telling you tonight in person.
因为我还没见过你 Because I hadn't met you and...
为何不干脆直接告诉妈 你不想要她参加婚礼？ Why don't you be honest and tell Mom that you don't want her at the wedding?
想听今晚特别的开胃菜吗？ Would you be interested in hearing our appetizer specials?
-好 -不是的 - Yes. - No.
妈，我们事实上是私奔 We're practically eloping, Mom.
没错，是个非常小 非常简单婚礼 Yeah, it's gonna be very small, very green.
并不像是茱莉那场 又大又隆重的婚礼 Not gonna be a big, formal wedding like the one Julie had.
-谢谢你故意提出来 -该感谢你说这么多吧 - Thanks for referencing that. - Yeah, well, thanks for this.
因为自杀倾向 我仍在服用安眠药 I'm still having Ambien shits from my suicide attempt.
-你真的想讨论我的婚姻？ -没关系，算了 - You wanna talk about my wedding? - It's okay. Go ahead.
如果你们决定私奔 并不会伤害到我的感受 You know, it won't hurt my feelings if you decide to elope.
你爸跟我就是私奔 Your dad and I eloped.
-非常棒 -的确是 - It was great. - Yes, it was.
是的，总之 这是天大的好消息 Yeah. So, anyway, this is wonderful, wonderful news.
-谢谢你 -真的很棒 - Thank you. - Wonderful.
亚当，你什么时候 想要安定成家？ Hey, Adam, when are you gonna settle down and get married?
谁要开胃菜？ Who wants some appetizers?
-妈，你知道我是同志 -你不是喜欢生牛肉片 - Mom, I'm gay, as you know. - You used to love the carpaccio.
很不幸的是 And unfortunately...
我很多的同志朋友仍无法结婚 ...many of my fellow gay men still can't get married.
我并不是要你一定 要跟男人结婚 Well, I didn't mean to a man necessarily.
-那我要跟谁结婚？ -我以为你是双性恋 - Who would I marry, then? - Well, I thought you were bisexual.
那是我大学的烟雾弹 约十年前的事 That was my cover story in college, like, 10 years ago.
我真的很抱歉 你并没掌握我性向的新消息 I'm really sorry that you didn't stay updated on my sexuality...
但你不是什么都不清楚吗 各位，我说的没错吧？ ...but then again, you didn't stay updated on much of anything. Am I right?
好，现在我知道你决定 说你是百分百的同志 Okay. Okay. Now that I know that you decided to say you're completely gay...
-〝决定〞 ？你还真恐同 -我不会再问了 - "Decided"? You are such a homophobe. - ...I won't ask about it again.
这就是她本来的面目 她打扮成前卫的摇滚歌星 This is what she does. She costumes herself as this edgy rocker...
好像比任何一位家长教师 联谊会的母亲都还酷 ...who's cooler than the other PTA moms...
但事实上她投给乔治布希两次 ...when in fact, she voted for George W. Bush twice.
我支持我们的军队 I support our troops.
所以是我的生活方式有问题 And I'm the one with the questionable lifestyle.
同时间，她自称芮琪 在加州趴趴走 Huh? Meanwhile, she's running around calling herself Ricki.
那是个名字，不是生活方式 Well, that's a name, not a lifestyle.
我天生就是同志 I was born gay.
我天生就是芮琪 I was born Ricki.
说得好 Touché.
这出烂剧真的让我很开心 This shit-show is making my day.
这整件事只是你一如往常 想要获得关注 Is this whole thing a plea for attention as per usual...
还是你真的是个精神病婊子？ ...or are you actually a psychotic bitch?
你胆敢叫你姊姊神经病 Hey, don't you dare call your sister psychotic!
老天，她说教了 快拿摄影机来拍 Oh, my God, she's parenting. Someone get a camera.
冷静点 Just cool it. This...
就不能...听着 Let's... Look.
我们很少有机会 能够这样全家人相聚 It's a very rare occasion that we all get together like this.
你们的母亲在这里 Your mother's here, right?
我明白我们总是... I mean, I know... I know we've always had...
有些问题跟个性冲突 ...some, you know, issues and personality conflicts...
-但哪个家庭没有？ -是的 - ...but what family hasn't? - Yeah.
但我们仍是一家人 But we are a family, still.
就不能先把这些烂事 抛诸脑后吗？ You know, let's... We can put all that crap behind us, can't we?
感激能够彼此亲近的时刻 And just appreciate the proximity.
此刻布朗尔一家 跟即将成为家人的成员 I mean, at this moment, the Brummel family and family-to-be...
非常亲近 ...is proximal.
这件事本身就很特别，不是吗？ That's special in itself, isn't it?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我会开瓶香槟 让这一桌子人庆贺 I would get a bottle of champagne for the whole table.
-不用，但... -但我刚宣告破产 - No, but that's... - But I just filed for bankruptcy.
跟我说如何让你... Describe to me how it makes you...
-医生 -医生 Well, doc...
谢谢你询问 And thank you for asking.
并非我觉得无坚不摧 或是深不可测 It's not that I feel unbreakable or even impenetrable.
-只是... -只是... It's just...
是什么？说吧，安伽罗 What is it? Come on, Angelo.
是重大突破 This is a major breakthrough here.
有个很棒的义大利老笑话 关于穷人 There is a wonderful, old Italian joke about a poor man...
你还在这里？ You're still here?
嘿 Hey.
我们今天有什么行程？ What are we gonna do today?
我中午有个疗程 I have therapy at noon...
我得梳洗一下 ...so I gotta go wash my dick...
不然又要上一堂个人卫生课程 ...or I'll get another lecture in personal care.
今天别去治疗吧？ Why don't you skip therapy?
就今天 Just today.
说你生病 Call in sick.
我本来就生病 I am sick.
所以才需要治疗 That's why I'm in therapy.
我多久才来一次？ I mean, how often am I here? Heh.
从来没有？ Never?
真的假的 Honestly.
只是洗发跟修剪一下 It's just a shampoo and trim.
你发质很好 应该常常梳洗 You have really good hair. You should, like, brush it.
她遗传到我的发质 She has my hair.
Ow! Unh!
别剪超过1公分 我能感觉到你剪了多少 Not more than half an inch. I can feel how much you're cutting.
我们为何这么喜欢头发？ Why are we so attached to our hair?
有天你会发现白头发 不是你头上的 Someday you're gonna find a gray hair, and I don't mean on your head.
妈，没人对你的钢丝绒有兴趣 No one wants to hear about your steel wool, Mom.
我看起来像《不死僵尸》 I look like Nosferatu.
别担心，他们会锉掉 Oh, don't worry, they file them down.
一共是一百九十元美金 小费就请你随意 That's 190 on the card and you can add whatever tip.
我们大方一点吧 Let's leave a nice, big one, shall we?
嘿 Hey.
你漂亮极了 You look very nice.
怎么办到的？ Well... How?
我只是提出建议 I just made a suggestion, you know?
她就听我的了 - She listens to me. - Huh.
我昨天有点混蛋，很抱歉 I was a bit of a jerk yesterday. I'm sorry about that.
那个企画... The market had... The...
公司的事最近压力很大 Things have been really stressful at the company.
你非常努力工作 我很欣赏你这点 Yeah, well, you work very hard. I admire that.
-是吗？ -是 - You do? - Yeah.
你以前都叫我紧张的工作狂 You used to call me an uptight workaholic.
是，亲爱的 Yeah, honey.
我以前给你很多绰号 - I used to call you a lot of things. - Heh, heh.
但我改变了，彼得 But I changed, Pete.
我已经改变了 I have.
我看出来了 I see that.
我试了好几天要她换衣服 I mean, I've been trying to get her to change her clothes for days.
有时候女孩只是需要妈妈 Well, sometimes a girl just needs her mother.
我想也是 I guess so.
-好了，尝尝看 -口味稍微改过了 - Here we go. Taste it. - They changed it a little.
才没有，还是同样口味 No, no, it's the same taste.
-他们干嘛要改变？ -我不知道原因 - It's... Why would they change it? - No. I don't know why.
-老天 -这食谱应该... - Holy shit. - It's a recipe that has...
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
-怎么了？ -运输业的妮可，这是她的车 - What? - Nicole from traffic. This is her car.
你又不能确定 But you can't be sure.
不，我知道 No, I know.
她后面有画很白痴的线条娃娃... She's got these stupid stick figure thing...
（麦斯、史库特 肯西、凯许、妮可）
宝贝 Oh, baby.
（妮可、凯许 肯西、史库特、麦斯） Oh, she added Max. Oh, my God.
她加了麦斯，我的老天
-别破坏车子 -我们回家吧 - Let's not vandalize the car. Come on. - Hey, hey! Let's just go home, all right?
回家吧 Let's go home.
♪ So if you're feeling low Turn up your radio ♪
茱莉，别这样 No, no, no, Julie.
拜托，茱莉，等等 Please, Julie. Julie, wait.
♪ Won't you dance with me? ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Rip it up ♪♪
你为何这样抛弃我女儿？ Why did you walk out on my daughter that way?
-我犯了错，太早结婚 -要是你太年轻不适合婚姻 - I made a mistake. Got married young. - If you're too young to be married...
你如何抚养肯西跟克莱许？ ...what makes you think that you're ready to raise Kenzie and Krash?
是凯许 你怎么会知道我孩子的名字？ It's Kash, and how do you know my kids' names?
只要在70号高速公路上的人 都知道你孩子的名字 Everybody on Highway 70 knows your kids' names.
小姐，你根本就没参加我们的婚礼 Lady, you weren't even at our wedding.
茱莉恨你 Julie hates you.
也许是如此 而我每天活在悔恨中 That may be. I have to live with that every day.
可是你现在必须承受 你造成的伤害 You have to live with the pain you caused.
-你才是她发疯的原因 -茱莉没有发疯 - You're the reason she's crazy. - Julie's not crazy.
茱莉为了一个这么快就结束婚姻 而且还移情别恋的男人而伤心... Julie is grieving over a very short marriage to a man who turns out...
够了，你们两个该离开了吧 That's enough. You two need to back off.
坠入爱河是一回事 You. You know, it's one thing to fall in love with somebody.
但怂恿他抛弃他新婚妻子 It's quite another to encourage him to abandon his new wife...
还把他贴在你车后面 在你的狗旁边又是另一回事 ...and then slapping a sticker of him on the back of your car next to the dog.
我爱我的狗，好吗？ Hey, I love my dog, okay?
是吗？ 现在你有两只了 Yeah? Now you have two.
Oh.
Whoo!
-我的心坏死了 -别这么说 - My heart is dead and rotten. - Don't say that.
不对，心不是会坏掉的牛排 No, a heart isn't something that's like a steak, you know, that spoils.
心就像是大麦克 A heart is like a Big Mac.
一直保持不动 It just sits and sits and sits.
没错，会变老 但不会改变 It gets older, yeah, but it doesn't change.
什么？你说大麦克不会坏掉？ What? You're saying that a Big Mac never goes bad?
没错阿 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
-真有趣 -它永远不会坏 - Interesting. - It lives forever.
我在《60 Minutes》上看到的 I saw it on 60 Minutes.
-太恶心了 -那么... - That's disgusting. - Huh. Well, hm, hm, hm.
但我说... But I say... Yeah.
-是的 -有人想睡了吗？ - Yeah, I... - Everybody hitting the hay?
-爸 -什么事？ - Dad. - Yeah?
九点都还不到 我想连欧玛都还没上床呢 It's not even 9 p.m. I don't think that even Oma is in bed.
-嘿，彼得 -什么事？ - Hey, Pete. - Yeah?
为何你冰箱有大麻？ Why is there pot in your freezer?
那是... Uh... It was a...
同事给我治疗我偏头痛的 A coworker gave it to me for my migraines.
这毛病有时候还是会发作 - Oh. Uh-huh. - Which I still get from time to time.
在冰箱里面是因为我看了文章 And it's in the freezer because I read...
说能够维持它的效力 ...that helps it maintain its potency.
老爸非常有效率 就算是储存大麻也一样 Dad is very efficient, even with his stash.
我没抽过 I haven't even tried it.
-什么？ -没有啊 - What? - No.
什么？我是说没有偏头痛 What? I mean, no migraines...
我不喜欢失控 ...and, uh, I don't like to lose my cool.
好吧 - Oh, okay. - Ha-ha-ha.
你说什么？ Your what?
好吧 - Oh. Okay. - Ha-ha-ha.
你不认为我很镇定 好吧 You don't think I'm cool. Fine. All right.
好吧，又不会少块肉 All right, then I got nothing to lose.
糟了 - Oh, shit. - Wow.
♪ Like a cold one On a summer's day ♪
♪ I was a cold one To leave that way ♪
♪ But no one Stood in my way ♪
♪ And no one Asked me to stay ♪
♪ I like you You're a lot like me ♪
♪ Get so wound up I can't sleep ♪
♪ But there's no one I'd rather be ♪
♪ So have a cold one On me ♪
♪ Half the battle is half the fun ♪
♪ Trying to crack a cold one ♪
♪ I'm no better than anyone ♪
♪ Trying to crack a cold one ♪
♪ Take a good long Look at me ♪
♪ I'm a cold one But I'm happy ♪
♪ Takes a cold one to know one ♪
♪ Takes a cold one to know one ♪ ♪
谁的歌？ Whose song is that?
我的歌 It's mine.
我写的 I wrote it.
-你写的？ -很久以前的事了 - You wrote that? - A long time ago.
了不起，琳达 Damn, Linda.
我还有你的专辑 Wow. I still have your album.
不会吧 You do not.
是的，有很多东西都在... Yeah, I got a lot of stuff in the...
地下室有个保鲜盒 I got a Rubbermaid in the basement.
保鲜盒？ A Rubbermaid? Ha-ha-ha.
保鲜盒的公司很成功呢 Rubbermaid is a very successful company.
哇，彼得 Wow, Pete.
你把我藏在保鲜盒里 You have me in your Rubbermaid.
Oh. Ah.
-看看这张 -老天 - Oh, yeah, look at this. - Oh, man.
老天啊 - God. - Ha-ha-ha.
乔许 Joshy. Ha-ha-ha.
-看看你 -霹雳腰包 - Look at you. - Fanny pack.
我们这一家人 还真的超可爱 We were pretty damn cute as a family.
《如丝夜空》 Silk Night Sky.
我唯一的一张专辑 Here it is, my one and only album.
（芮琪兰达佐 《如丝夜空》） - Yup. - Oh, my God.
-是的 -我的老天
你看 Look.
-你觉得我还穿得下吗？ -当然 - Do you think it would still fit me? - Oh, yeah.
（我是个小妹妹！） - Should I try it on? - Yeah.
-我该试穿吗？ -好
好，再见 Okay, goodbye.
你去哪里？ Hey, where are you going?
-浴 -好 - Bathroom. - Yeah.
别在里面自杀 Don't kill yourself in there.
-彼得！太夸张了！ -不是我说的 - Pete. Oh, I can't believe it. - I didn't say that.
-她没听见你说的 -我居然这么口无遮拦 - She didn't hear you. - Can't believe I said that.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
你也注意到了，味道很香 And you notice, it smells nice.
-真的 -她铁定在这儿 - It does. - She's gotta be here.
茱莉？ Julie?
她在这 There she is.
-过来坐下 -不要 - Come on, sit down. - No.
你累了 You're tired.
-我一点也不累 -出去 - I'm not a bit tired. - Out.
你看吧 See?
你知道你给我那个 拿破仑的小东西？ You know that little thing you gave me about Napoleon?
-不知道，怎么了？ -罗伯特印格索？ - No, what? - By Robert G. Ingersoll?
-是的 -我不确定我听懂了 - Yeah. - Well, I'm not sure I get that.
你饿吗？ Are you hungry?
你待在这里 You stay right there.
芝麻菜 Arugula.
Nine-four-eight-eight-four.
你能马上背出来？ You just know that off the top of your...?
-太神了 -是吗？ - Boom. - Is it...?
是的，你绝对没错 Yes, you are absolutely right.
当然我是对的 Of course I'm right.
我知道所有的四维条码 I know all the PLU codes.
每天都在结帐 I ring stuff up all day long.
尽管放马来 任何东西都可以 Hm.
Go ahead, try me. Anything, anything, anything.
-香蕉 -有机的还是一般的？ - Bananas. - Organic or regular?
有机的是94237 Organic is nine-four-two-three-seven.
没错 Yes.
你真是个记忆天才 You're like a memorizing genius.
是的 Yes.
他们说 You know, they say, like...
所有的孩子都不正常了 ...all kids are screwed up now.
因为空气、无线电波 甚至花生 It's the air or the radio waves or the... The peanuts.
记得那位小儿科医生 那个... Hey, remember that pediatrician, the one...
他是什么名字来着？ 法...灵 What was his name? Fa... Dr. Fa... Farling.
佛...南玛南 费...南 Fena... Fenamana. Fenan... Fenan.
在惠顿的那家伙 他怎么了？ The guy in Wheaton. What about him?
记得吗，那医生说 乔许是个过动儿 That doctor. Remember, he said Joshy was hyperactive.
结果他只是喝太多汽水 Turns out he was just drinking too much pop.
-汽水，没错 -对吧？ - Pop, yeah. - Right?
他们什么都不了 They know nothing.
没错，他们什么都不了 Yeah, they know nothing.
我们什么也不了 We know nothing.
♪ Laredo ♪
她不会有事 She's gonna be fine.
♪ Laredo ♪
-她不会有事 -我不知道 - She's gonna be fine. - I don't know.
真的，她会好起来 Oh, yeah, she is.
这是... This is...
不 No.
-我吃一半... -对你身体不好 - I'm eating that. I'm... - It's bad for you.
我不在乎 I don't care.
♪ When your dream world is gone ♪
Hm.
Mm.
彼得 Pete.
什么事？ Yeah?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
Uh-huh.
你不舒服吗？ Are you sick?
没有 No.
♪ Adios ♪
还是你... Did you just...?
只是想抱我？ Just wanna touch me?
♪ Laredo ♪
♪ Tornado ♪
♪ Adios ♪
♪ Amigos ♪♪
-牛奶？ - Milk? - Nine-four-oh-one-one.
-我的天，非常好 -是的 - Oh, my God. This is very good. - Yes.
真的都不对了 It is so wrong.
-你吃完了吗？ -是的 - You all done? - Yes.
-我该坐...？ -请随意 - Should I sit...? - Be my guest.
-我不了解 -别忘记要脆酥 - Is...? Who...? I don't understand. - Don't forget the crispy.
怎样？我的培根还不够脆吗？ What? Is my bacon not too crispy for you?
-当然不够 -他是指法国土司 - Of course it is. Not. - He means the French toast.
不，我不会烧焦 我的老天 No, well, I'm not gonna burn it. My goodness.
-虽然我曾祖母是用... -她来了 - Although, my great grandmother used... - Oh. There she is.
嗨，莫琳 Hi, Maureen.
嗨，你好 Oh, hi. Hi, there.
你刚好赶上莫琳最拿手的 布里欧法式土司 Well, you're just in time for Maureen's famous brioche French toast.
你父亲还好吗？ How's your dad?
我以为你在西雅图 I thought you were in Seattle.
是的，谢谢你关心 爸目前已经稳定了 Oh, yeah, well, thanks for asking. Dad's plateaued at the moment...
他们说我目前可以回来 ...and so they said I should come back for the time being...
我不想离开我家人太久 ...and I didn't wanna be away from my family.
小琳做的早餐最棒 Mo, uh... Mo makes the best breakfasts.
是的，我就只会这个，对吧？ Oh, yes, that is all I'm good for, right?
我不是这个意思 - No, I didn't mean to say that. - Mm-hm.
总之呢 So, anyway, I, uh...
我昨晚就连夜搭飞机回来 I thought I would just take the red-eye back last night...
我早上六点回来 觉得自己一团糟 ...and I got in at 6 this morning. I feel like a hot mess.
你一点也不像 - You don't look like a hot mess. - Ha-ha-ha.
琳达，你人真好 要喝点咖啡吗？ Linda, you're sweet. Do you, uh...? You want some coffee?
小琳煮的咖啡真的很棒 Uh, Mo makes, really, the best coffee.
我还以为法式土司是最棒的 Thought her French toast was the best.
小琳下厨的时候 很难决定哪样最棒 Hard to decide what's best when Mo's cooking.
琳达，来坐下，吃点早餐 Come on, Linda. Sit down. Have some breakfast.
不，我很好，谢谢 我不饿 No, I'm good, thanks. I'm not really hungry. Ha, ha.
-你确定？ -是的，我很好 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm good.
好，就当自己家 Okay, well, suit yourself.
对了，你穿我的睡袍很好看 By the way, you look good in my robe.
送你吧 Keep it.
好了 Okay.
我出去打个电话 I'm gonna go out and make a little phone call.
你们快吃吧 不然冷了就不好吃了 Okay. Come on, you guys, let's eat before it gets cold.
-好，糖浆？ -不，我有了 - Okay. Uh, syrup? - No, I have it.
-我可以开动了吗？ -你先请 - Can I start? - After you.
嗨 Hi.
我们能谈谈吗？ Can we talk?
我现在没穿衣服 I'm practically naked right now.
我有五个姊妹 见过全裸的女生 I have five sisters. I've seen a naked lady before.
我只有个哥哥 Well, I just had a brother.
死在越战 Killed in Nam.
喔，我不知道 Oh, I didn't know.
你大概已经清楚 我们非常担心茱莉小姐 So as you know, we're really concerned about Miss Julie.
她会没事的 She's gonna be all right, you know?
-她一直都很勇敢 -她只能选择坚强 - She's always been a fighter. Heh, heh. - Well, she's had to be.
目前我们跟她的医生 一起努力让她稳定 Uh, right now, we are working with her doctor to stabilize her...
她目前正在服药 同时也接受谘商诊疗 ...and she's on some meds and she's been going to therapy as well.
我不希望她错过任何诊疗 I don't like her to miss a session.
我不觉得一次有这么严重 Oh. I don't think one's that big a deal.
我也知道你昨晚让她抽大麻 I also understand you gave her some marijuana.
不是，是彼得给的 No. Pete did.
那是彼得的大麻 It's Pete's marijuana.
治疗他的头痛 For his headaches.
没错，我们抽了一些 只是植物性的而已 Yeah, we did smoke some. It's a plant.
好 Okay.
我只是觉得也许 你在这里并不妥当 I just think that maybe it's not great for you to be here now.
永远欢迎你到我们家 You're always welcome in our home.
我也明白彼得认为 茱莉见到你会是好事 And I know Pete thought it would do Julie some good to see you...
但我觉得她现在需要平静 ...but I think what she needs right now is normalcy.
我让她不再穿着睡衣 也带她去整理头发 Well, I got her out of those pajamas and I got her hair done.
我觉得自从我来以后 她改善很多 And I think she's doing a lot better since I arrived.
琳达，别这样 Linda, hey, come on, please.
请不要觉得被侵犯 我只是照顾我的孩子 Please, don't be offended. I'm just looking out for my kid.
你的孩子？ Your kid?
是，当然她也是你的孩子 Yeah, she's your kid too, of course.
但是，琳达，拜托 老实说吧 But, Linda, come on. Let's... Let's be real.
从她小时候 你就没跟她住在一起 You haven't lived with her since she was a little girl.
她的青春期、大学 都是我照顾 I was there for the teen years and college.
她在密尔瓦基念大学！ She went to college in Milwaukee!
是，但你以为谁载她去的？ Yeah, and who do you think drove her ass there?
你以为是谁帮她组装 宿舍家具？ Who do you think helped her put together her dorm furniture?
或是她酒醉驾驶时 替她缴保释金？ Or paid her bail when she got that DUI...
或是去参加那个可怕的 白人母女茶会？ ...or went to the mother-daughter tea at that God-awful white sorority, huh?
这些年这份母职 你以为都是谁做的？ Who do you think's been doing all the mom stuff?
琳达，我尊重你是她的生母 Look, Linda, I respect you as the woman who gave her life.
但自从你去了洛杉矶 那些圣诞节拜访根本算不了什么 But after you went to L.A., Christmas visits didn't cut it.
这个家有个缺口 而我填满了 There was a hole in this family and I filled it.
才不是 No, no, no.
我试着常来看他们 但你总是故意刁难 I tried to come out here to see them more, but you always made it so difficult.
〝现在不方便 我们正在准备升学考试〞 "Oh, this isn't a good time because we're doing SAT prep."
或是〝乔许外出比赛〞 是，是你 Or, "Joshy has an away game." Or... Yes, yes, you did.
莫琳，你让我跟孩子疏离 你毒害了我们的关系！ You alienated my children from me, Maureen. You poisoned the relationship!
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious right now?
是，我是 Yeah, I am. Yeah.
真的？ Really?
你知道你收到的那些孩子们 送的生日礼物跟母亲节礼物？ You know all those birthday and Mother's Day gifts you got from the kids?
我付的钱 I paid for those.
我送的礼物，是我确保他们 没有忘记你 I sent them. I'm the one who made sure they didn't forget about you...
虽然他们理当如此 ...though they had reason to.
你现在应该感激我才是 You should be kissing my feet right now.
胡扯！ Bullshit!
那么... Well...
-我不想把事情搞到这地步 -还能搞到哪里去 - I didn't want it to go like this. - Well, that's how it's going.
你需要回去的机票钱吗？ Do you need help paying for a flight back?
你作梦 You wish.
嘿 Hey.
彼得仍然爱我 Pete's still in love with me.
这点我就让你讲 I'm gonna let you have that.
（超级巴士，需要搭便车吗？）
-我找不到茱莉 -好吧 - I couldn't find Julie. - Oh, okay.
接驳巴士还可以 就像是共乘的计程车 Shuttles aren't so bad. It's like sharing a taxi.
是，很好 Yeah, it's great.
谢谢你打电话 Thanks for, uh, calling.
很高兴见到你 It was nice to see you.
我还是觉得你来很好 Ultimately, I think it was good that you came.
是的，真的... Yeah, it was a real...
注意旅途安全 Uh, fly safely.
飞机不是我开的 I have no control over that.
-的确 -等等 - No. - Wait.
好，再见 Okay. Later.
好 Yeah.
抱歉，很抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry.
♪ Here I am ♪
♪ I am searching through the canyon ♪
♪ It is your name that I am calling ♪
♪ Though you're so far away ♪♪
♪ I had a chance to make it ♪
♪ Playing anything I wanted to play ♪
♪ Way back in my mind ♪
♪ You know I could hear the people say ♪
♪ Keep playing that rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Keep doing what you been told ♪
♪ Save your money up For when you get old ♪
♪ Got to keep playing that rock ♪
Whoo!
♪ Don't you know That I've been doing lots of thinking ♪
♪ I've been trying hard to figure it out ♪
♪ But there's a certain kind of music Yeah ♪
♪ Gotta make you jump and shout ♪
♪ Now, ow! You can call it commercial ♪
♪ If you wanna see it that way ♪
♪ Way back in my mind ♪
♪ You know I could hear the people say ♪
♪ Keep playing that rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ Keep on playing, yeah ♪
♪ Keep doing what you been told ♪
♪ Keep on playing, yeah ♪
♪ Gotta keep playing R-r-r-r-r-rock 'n' roll, baby ♪ ♪
Oh!
是的，谢谢 刚刚那首是艾格温特的歌 Yeah. Thanks. That was the amazing Edgar Winter. Ahem.
再前一首 当然是《The Rolling Stones》的歌 And before that, of course, The Rolling Stones.
米克 Oh, Mick.
米克杰格有件趣事 Yeah. Funny thing about Mick Jagger.
有四个不同女人替他生了 七个孩子，你们相信吗？ He's got seven children by four different women. Do you believe that?
加油，米克！ Get it, Mick! Ow!
没错，大忙人，是吧？ Yeah. Yeah, busy guy, right?
是的，女士 Yes, ma'am.
当然，孩子不是他扶养的 他是摇滚明星 Of course, he didn't raise those kids. He's a rock star.
更重要的是，他不是位母亲 And more importantly, he's not the mother.
爸爸能做爸爸爱做的事 Daddy can do whatever Daddy wants.
爸爸想跟谁亲热就跟谁亲热 Daddy can go make love with whoever he wants.
他能冒险、吸毒 He can take risks. He can get hooked on drugs.
可以离开 He can leave and...
谁在乎？ 虽然有人会受伤 Who cares? Some people get hurt.
但只要有好听的芭乐歌就行了 As long as you get some great songs out of it. Ha, ha.
好，现在来听听 一些好听的歌曲 Okay. Let's hear some of those great songs right now.
好 - Whoo! - Yeah.
对了，你孩子仍旧会尊敬你 Hey, by the way, though, your kids will still respect...
他们会爱你 因为你是家中的男人 ...and they'll love you because you're the man!
-女孩们，你们知道我的意思吧？ -知道 - You know what I'm talking about, girls? - Yeah.
但如果你是位女人： But if you're a woman, mm-mm.
你绝对不能因为演出而忘记 一场学校音乐会或是 God forbid you should forget one school concert or you...
婚礼 Or a wedding or...
或是该当孩子牙仙的时候 只要有一次忘记 Or you forget to be the tooth fairy one time because you had a gig.
那恭喜了，你就是禽兽 Congratulations, you're a monster.
芮琪，够了 Okay, Ricki, I think that's enough.
你吓到这里一些男人 我的蛋蛋都跑进身体里了 You're scaring some guys here. I felt my balls suck up into my body.
Ow!
葛瑞格，反正你也不需要 You didn't need them anyway, Greg.
Ooh.
不，事实上我需要，琳达 Yes, I actually do, Linda.
你说什么？ What did...? Excuse me?
-你搞什么飞机？ -各位，好好表演 - What the hell are you doing? - Let's keep it tight, people. Come on.
没错，你说得没错，巴斯特 Oh, yeah. You're right, you're right, Buster.
接下来是什么歌？ What do we got up next?
粉红佳人 We got Pink.
-粉红佳人 -粉红佳人 - Pink. - Ooh. Pink.
粉红佳人，准备开趴吧 - Whoo! - Pink. Let's get this party started.
♪ I'm coming up So you better get this party started ♪
♪ I'm coming up So you better get this party started ♪ ♪
怎样？ So?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我这周很难敖 It's been a difficult week.
在这乐团已经难熬好几年了 但我仍然爱你 It's been a difficult few years, but I still love you.
我不能说吗？ 我有机会说吗？ I can't say that? Do I ever get to say that?
-你爱我吗？ -我当然爱你 - Do you love me? - Of course, I love you. Of course, I do.
我爱巴斯特、我爱乔伊 - And I love Buster and I love Joey. - Oh.
我说的不是友情那种爱 I don't mean do you love me like Wendy loves the goddamn Lost Boys.
你爱我吗？ I mean, do you love me?
你到底对我有什么兴趣？ 我真的不懂 What is your interest in me? What do you...? What? I don't get...
我又老、又没钱 又不会煮饭而且又变胖 I'm old, I'm broke, I can't cook a decent meal, I'm getting fat.
你怎么会爱上一个 毁了孩子的堕落之人？ Why would you love a ruined person who ruins other people, kids?
就是因为这个？难道失败过一次 就不配有第二次机会？ Is that it? You think because you screwed up once, you don't get a second chance?
我劈腿我第一任妻子 I cheated on my first wife...
跟一个感冒糖浆上瘾的脱衣舞娘 ...with a stripper who was addicted to codeine cough syrup.
我孩子们没原谅我 My kids didn't forgive me.
他们仍旧很生气 They're still mad.
圣诞节我还收到日历 I get a calendar for Christmas.
你孩子是否爱你不重要 爱你不是他们的职责 Doesn't matter if your kids love you. It's not their job to love you.
而爱他们才是你的职责 所以你才会在这里 It's your job to love them. That's why you were put here.
所以你才是他们的母亲 所以我才是我孩子的爸 That's why you're their mom. That's why I'm my kids' dad.
我非常爱我的孩子 I love my kids so much.
你不是吗？ Don't you?
是的 Yeah.
所以你只想当朋友？ So you wanna just be friends?
Uh...
Mm-mm.
-不只是朋友？ -不只是朋友 - More? - More.
♪ Though your confidence May be shattered ♪
老天 - Unh! - Jesus.
是 ♪ Doesn't matter ♪♪
Oh, yeah.
这些规矩 Oh, this rules.
抱歉 Sorry.
信用卡还是转帐卡？ Credit or debit?
转帐卡 请找一百元现金 Debit. Hundred dollars cash back, please.
好的 Okay.
-拿去 -谢谢你 - There you go. - Thank you.
♪ Come on, people, now Get on the ball ♪
♪ Let's work together now, baby ♪
♪ Come on, come on Let's work together ♪
♪ Now, now, people Because together we will stand ♪
♪ Every boy, girl, woman and man ♪
走开、走开 Out of my way. Out of my way.
好 Okay.
Whoo!
Oh!
我爱你，宝贝 I love you, baby.
♪ Come on now, people Make someone happy ♪
♪ Make someone smile ♪
♪ Let's work together And make life worthwhile ♪
♪ Let's work together ♪
♪ Come on, come on Let's work together ♪ ♪
♪ I have climbed the highest mountains ♪
♪ I have run through the fields ♪
♪ Only to be with you ♪
♪ But I still haven't found What I'm looking for ♪
♪ I have kissed honey lips ♪
♪ Felt the healing in his fingertips ♪
♪ Burned like fire ♪
♪ This burning desire ♪
♪ I have spoken With the tongue of angels ♪
♪ I have held the hand of the devil ♪
♪ It was warm in the night ♪
♪ I was as cold as stone ♪♪
亲爱的芮琪 Dear Ricki.
我很抱歉你造访时 我们的谈话不甚愉快 I'm sorry about some of the words we exchanged during your visit.
这是个很沉重的主题 而我们没有太多机会聊聊 It's a loaded topic and we haven't had many chances to talk about it.
请接受这和平的提议 Please accept this olive branch...
希望我们能有更好的沟通 ...and I hope we can try again on better terms.
附上我觉得你早该收到的东西 Enclosed, please find something I feel you should've received a long time ago.
这该是你的 You're entitled to it.
希望在大日子见到你 Hope to see you on the big day.
莫琳 Maureen.
〝艾蜜莉与乔许〞 "Emily Anne. Joshua Hendrix."
（请回覆 快乐接受、后悔拒绝）
♪ I see a red door And I want it painted black ♪♪
〝取代送礼，请选择 下列其一的慈善机构捐赠〞 "In lieu of a gift, please make a donation to one of the following charities."
老天，太疯狂了 谁结婚不想 Oh, my God. That's crazy. Who gets married...
-得到一些免费的东西？ -我儿子 - ...and doesn't milk it for free stuff? - My son.
就是他，我在我的婚礼收到松饼烤盘 There you go. Well, for my wedding, I'm getting a waffle iron...
义大利三明治机 - ...and a panini maker and... - Ha, ha.
-嗨，乔 -嗨，乔 - Hey, Joe. - Hey, Joe.
〝这张邀请函附有野花种子 "This invitation is embedded with wildflower seeds...
可以栽种〞这太妙了 ...and can be planted." That is bougie.
-我觉得你会喜欢 -是的 - I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Ha, ha. - Yes. Yes.
-这婚礼你很兴奋吧？ -我不会去 - You excited about the wedding, then? - I'm not going.
什么？你得去 What? You gotta go.
没你就没戏唱了 It won't be sexy without you.
如果我出现，就会恶事连连 If I show up there, something terrible will happen.
你不了解这些人 You don't know these people.
他们瞧不起我 They despise me.
总之 Anyway...
他们完全不了这个情况 They don't know anything about any part of this situation.
我懂你的意思 但有时候孩子需要母亲 Okay, I hear you. But sometimes a boy needs his mama.
我甚至有时候也需要我妈 她真的是魔鬼 Even I need my mama sometimes and she's literally Satan.
谢了，丹尼尔 但我不能去，我没钱 Thanks, Daniel, but I can't go. I don't have the money.
葛瑞格跟我讨论过 我们就是没办法 Greg and I discussed it and we just can't do it. We can't.
没钱 We don't have it.
如果我有钱就会给你 我捐款给芮琪教堂 Well, if I had it, I'd give it to you. I would gladly tithe to the church of Ricki.
测试一、二 Testes, one, two.
-上台唱歌吧 -好 - Get up there and sing. - Yeah.
来吧 Come on. Come on.
准备 - Ch-ch-ch. - Here we go.
一、二、一、二、三、四 - Ch-ch-ch. - One, two, one, two, three, four.
♪ Mattie told Hattie ♪
♪ Let's not take no chance ♪
♪ Let's not be L-seven ♪
♪ Come on and learn to dance ♪
♪ Wooly bully ♪
♪ Yeah, wooly bully ♪
加油 ♪ Oh, wooly bully ♪ ♪
Come on, now.
Ow!
谢谢各位 Thanks, everybody.
-你的吉他呢？ -不知道，我想弹这把 Whoo!
- Where's your guitar? - I don't know. I felt like playing this one.
拜托，你讨厌这把香蕉吉他 What? You hate this guitar. The banana. Ha-ha-ha.
拜托 Come on.
怎么回事？ What's going on?
-你的1968年吉布森吉他呢？ -卖了 - Where's your '68 Gibson? - I sold it.
你卖了？为什么？ You sold it? Why?
芮琪！唱《Drift Away》 ！ Yo, Ricki! "Drift Away"!
♪ Day after day, I'm more confused ♪
♪ I look for the light Through the pouring rain ♪
♪ You know that's a game That I hate to lose ♪
♪ Feeling the strain Ain't it a shame ♪
♪ Oh, give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪
♪ Give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪
♪ Beginning to think That I'm wasting time ♪
♪ Can't understand the things I do ♪
♪ The world outside looks so unkind ♪
♪ So I am counting on you ♪
♪ Carry me through ♪
♪ Oh, give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪
♪ Give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪
♪ When my mind is free ♪
♪ You know a melody can move me ♪
太棒了，宝贝 Yes, baby.
♪ When I'm feeling blue ♪
♪ Guitars coming through to soothe me ♪
Oh, no.
♪ Thanks for the joy That you've given me ♪
♪ I want you to know I believe in your song ♪
♪ Rhythm and rhyme and harmony ♪
♪ Honey, you helped me along ♪
♪ You're making me strong Oh ♪
♪ Give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪
♪ Give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪
我的老天！ Oh, my God!
♪ Give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪
♪ Give me the beat, boys And free my soul ♪
♪ I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll And drift away ♪ ♪
棒呆了 Gorgeous.
♪ It's good to be on the trail ♪
♪ From where my heart set sail ♪
宝贝，出来吧 Come on out, babe.
我看起来很荒谬 I look absurd.
我确定你很美 I'm sure you look gorgeous.
我看起来像我妈 I look like my mother.
不可能，你妈死了 Well, that's not possible. Your mother's dead.
很美啊 Oh, you look beautiful.
很棒的蓝色 Come on, that is the most amazing blue.
像《Tommy》里罗杰达尔屈的眼睛 Looks like Roger Daltrey's eyes from Tommy.
-谢谢 -这些你试穿完了吗？ - Thanks. - Are you finished with these?
是，有黑色的吗？ Yeah. Do you have anything black?
-黑色？ -我们就要这件 - Black? - We'll take this one.
很好看 Okay. It looks nice.
你怎么知道这些人体扫描 不是政府控制心智的工具？ How do you know these TSA scanners aren't government mind control?
现在没有有什么事让我惊讶 你有看见他们要我脱下趾戒吗？ These days, nothing would surprise me. See they made me take my toe ring off?
我不敢相信那女人珍娜 让我从袋子里拿出龙舌兰 I can't believe that woman, Janet, made me take the tequila out of my bag.
那是卡布瓦布 山米海格的秘方 That was Cabo Wabo, Sammy Hagar's recipe.
-他像是恐怖份子吗？ -我告诉过你不能带酒 - Does he look like a terrorist to you? - Told you, you can't bring liquids.
我要送的婚礼礼物没了 There goes my wedding present.
♪ It's good to be On the road back home again ♪
（印第安纳州印第安纳波利斯） ♪ Again ♪
（婚礼当天） ♪ It's good to be On the road back home again ♪♪
我做不到 Oh, I can't do this.
做什么？ Can't do what?
我不能参加婚礼 I can't go to this wedding.
这是个大错误 Big mistake.
我去打电话给巴斯特 告诉他我们要回洛杉矶 Gotta call Buster, tell him we're heading back to L.A.
不可能，拜托 你是新郎的母亲 No way. Come on, you're the mother of the groom.
甜心，没有临时替角 There's no understudy, sweetheart.
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
-嗨，我是波蒂 -嗨，波蒂 Wow.
- Hi, I'm Bodhi. - Hey, Bodhi.
-嗨 -感谢莅临 - Hi. - Thank you for coming.
在这里拿桌号 You can pick up your table number here.
这是婚礼要洒的鸟食袋 These are bags for the birdseed toss.
艾蜜莉跟乔许要求手机要关机 Also, Emily and Josh request that you turn off your cell phones.
我会的 但电话公司会打我 Well, I would, but the phone company beat me to it. Ha-ha-ha.
-我们拿这些对吗？ -是的，那些是你的 - We take these, right? - Yes, that's for you.
婚礼前要来杯鸡尾酒吗？ Would you like a cocktail before the ceremony?
这些是什么酒？ What are these?
这叫乔许 姜汁啤酒加了一点威士忌 This one's called The Josh. It's ginger beer and small-batch whiskey.
这叫艾蜜莉 算是基尔酒的调酒 And this one is The Emily. It's kind of a playful take on a Kir Royal.
-免费的吗？ -是的 - For free? - Yes.
-我不该喝酒 -我想我喝完这杯 - I probably shouldn't. - I think me and my small-batch whiskey...
先去上个洗手间 你不会有事吧？ ...are gonna go try and find the little boy's room. You okay?
-当然 -行吗？ - Oh, yeah, sure. - Yeah?
琳达 Linda.
-琳达 -嗨 - Linda. Ha-ha-ha. - Oh, hi.
欧玛 Oma.
你好吗？ - How are you? - Oh.
我喜欢你 Oh, I like you, you know?
即使你离开我儿子 Even though you ran off on my son.
-我一直也很喜欢你，欧玛 -我们俩之间的秘密 - Oh. I always liked you too, Oma. - Ha, ha. Between you and me...
我不喜欢彼得的新任妻子 ...I don't like Peter's new wife.
彼得跟莫琳很幸福 Peter and Maureen are happy.
也许只是现在 才几星期而已 Maybe now. It's only been a few weeks.
不，已经好多年了 - No, it's been many, many years. - Oh?
欧玛，我到处找你 我们去找位置吧？ I've been looking for you. Why don't we go find our seat, okay?
杰夫，你带欧玛去 她的座位好吗？ Jeff. Will you show Oma to her seat?
谢谢，杰夫会带你去 Thanks. Jeff will take you.
-保重 -嗨，欧玛 - Take care. - Hi, Oma.
走吧，我们去坐下 Come on, let's go sit down.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Uh, hi.
嗨 Hi.
我现在很忙 I'm very busy right now, so I...
当然，你的大日子 Yeah, sure. Big... Huge day for you.
但我们会再...是的 But we'll, uh... Yeah.
欧玛，你舒服吗？ Oma, are you comfortable?
-谢谢 -那是她 - Thanks. Thank you. - That's her.
那是琳达 That's Linda.
她甚至没跟家人坐一起 She's not even sitting with the family.
所以我们在这里齐聚一堂 So here we are, gathered here.
以头顶的大树 以及其地下的根 This big tree over us and the roots beneath us.
我想不到还有哪里 比大自然更好的地方举办 I can't think of a better place to do this than out here in Mother Nature.
现在婚礼开始 And now we can open the wedding ceremony.
来吧 Go ahead.
别跑 Oh. Don't. Don't. Don't run away.
往前走 Walk on.
妈，我好高兴你来了 我不确定你能不能及时赶来 Mom. I'm so glad you're here. I didn't know if you were gonna make it.
嗨，葛瑞格当掉了 他的吉布森吉他 - Yeah. Greg pawned his Gibson SG. - Oh.
-嗨，乔许 -嘿 - Hi, Josh. - Hey.
-是的 -我们太晚收到你的回覆 - Wow. Heh. - Yeah.
Well, we got your RSVPs so late.
没办法改座位安排了 We couldn't really move things around with the hall...
我希望你们别介意 跟艾蜜莉的亲戚 ...so, um, I hope you guys don't mind sitting with Emily's cousins...
还有竖琴家坐一起 - ...and, like, our harpist. Heh, heh. - Ha-ha-ha.
不介意 No, not at all.
我们也很想学些 竖琴的技巧 We'd love to learn some harp licks.
好，再见 Okay, bye.
好，再会 Yeah, bye.
妈，你能来真的对我意义重大 It really means a lot to me that you came, Mom.
嗨，我们是布莱姆五重奏 恭喜乔许与艾蜜莉 Hi, we're the Bremen Quintet. Congratulations, Josh and Emily.
再见 Bye.
-恭喜 -嗨 - Congratulations. - Hi.
不论在哪一桌都很酷 So whatever table we're at, that's the cool table...
-好吗？ -当然 - ...okay? - Oh, yeah.
那是亚当 Ooh. There's Adam.
他打扮俐落 He's a sharp dresser.
去打声招呼吧 - Come on, go say hi. - Mm...
去啊 Come on.
亚当 Adam.
-嗨，妈 -嘿 - Hi, Mom. - Hey.
-戴斯蒙，这是我母亲，琳达 -幸会 - Um, Desmond, this is my mother, Linda. - A pleasure.
-嗨 -我看出亚当遗传到谁的脸了 - Hi. - I see where Adam gets his cheekbones.
我们目前交往中 We are seeing each other.
真是太好了 Oh, that's... That's wonderful.
谢谢 Thanks.
亚当，我好开心你终于有伴了 Adam, I'm so glad you met someone.
尤其还这么帅 Particularly someone so handsome.
-这是葛瑞格，我男朋友 -你好，亚当 - This is Greg, my boyfriend. - Adam.
-哈罗 -戴斯蒙，你好 - Hello. - Desmond, hey.
你好，很时髦的领带，葛瑞格 - Nice to meet you. Oh, groovy tie, Greg. - Heh-heh-heh.
你可能年纪太轻 但你听过李小龙吗？ You're probably too young for this, but have you heard of Bruce Lee?
我当然听过李小龙 他很有名 Of course I've heard of Bruce Lee. He's the man.
你跟他好像 Yeah, you look just like him.
-谢谢 -一点也不像 - Thanks. - Not at all.
连边都沾不到 Not even a little.
你甚至不是中国人 You're not even Chinese.
李小龙不是中国人 他在旧金山出生 Bruce Lee wasn't Chinese. He was born in San Francisco.
- Mm-hm. - Huh. Oh.
希望你们开心 好好享用你的素食 Hope you have a nice time and enjoy your vegan meal.
谢谢 Ha-ha-ha. Thank you.
我是全方位膳食的职员 I'm a team member at Total Foods.
我超爱全方位膳食 - Oh, I love Total Foods. - Ha-ha-ha.
你们男生都喜欢 All you boys do. Ha-ha-ha.
她铁定吃了一堆药 Okay, she has got to be heavily medicated.
我喜欢她 I like her.
切蛋糕 Cut.
太棒了！ Yeah!
开始吧 Here we go.
Aw.
你跟新郎怎么认识的？ And how did you meet the groom?
手术生产室 Oh. Caesarean section.
其实是布达佩斯 Budapest, actually.
绝对是，但我不知道... Yeah. It's gonna be, like, I don't know...
-我们得行动了 -好 - We need to... We need to go. - Okay.
不好意思，各位 All right, folks.
彼得，时间到了 - Pete, it... It's time. - Oh.
你要祝酒 Your toast.
那么 Hm. Well, um...
祝你好运了 Good luck.
那么 Well...
麦克风拿过去 All right, speech.
谢谢 Thanks.
哈罗，各位好 Hello, everybody. Ahem.
是的，嗨 Yeah. Hi.
我是 I'm, uh...
我是芮...我是琳达布朗莫尔 新郎母亲 I'm Rick... I'm, heh, Linda Brummel, mother of the groom.
这里有些人是老朋友 And I remember some of you from years ago.
非常开心又... And it's nice to see...
又能再次见面 Nice to see you again.
一开始我不知道 Um, yeah, at first I didn't know...
该送乔许跟艾蜜莉什么礼物 Whoo. Heh, heh.
What to give Josh and Emily, you know, as a gift.
不仅是因为我破产 Not only because I don't have any money, heh, heh, but...
而且因为我很多都没给过他们 But, ahem, also because there's so much I haven't given them.
我不是个传统的母亲 I was never a traditional mom, right? Ha-ha-ha.
所以我也不会是的传统的婆婆 Um, so I won't be a traditional mother-in-law.
希望如此 I hope. Ha-ha-ha.
所以我明白我唯一能给乔许 跟艾蜜莉的就是我唯一 So I realized the only thing I have to give Josh and Emily is the only thing I...
能给大家的 I have to give anyone.
我从不是个家庭主妇 I was never much of a housekeeper...
或是厨师，是吧 ...or a cook. Ha, ha. Right? Ha-ha-ha.
但我是个音乐家 But I am a musician, you know?
我就只会这个 That's all I am.
这也是我能给的 我愿意把我有的全部 And that's what I have to give, so I would like to give all I have to my...
现在送给我儿子 My son and his beautiful wife...
跟他美丽的妻子 ...right now.
各位，你们能出来了 Boys, you can come out.
我要感谢 我孩子的另一位母亲 Oh. I wanna thank my children's other mother...
付出一切 ...for everything.
-我的天 -发生什么事？ - Oh, God. - What happened?
没关系 It's okay.
乔许，他们是谁？ Josh, who are they?
应该是《闪电乐团》 I think that's The Flash.
我通常带的是比较酷的吉他 I usually have a way cooler guitar.
带来这首 布鲁斯斯普林斯廷的歌 This is a tune by Bruce Springsteen.
献给乔许跟艾蜜莉 And this is for Josh and Emily.
一、二 One, two.
-我来... -不行 - I'm just gonna... - No.
我得要... Well, I was...
♪ Each night I go to bed ♪
♪ But I just can't sleep ♪
♪ I got something Running around my head ♪
♪ Baby, it just won't keep ♪
想想办法 Do something. Heh.
♪ Time ticking away ♪
-我想我们该上去了 -那我们第一支舞怎么办？ - I think we gotta go up there. - What about our first dance?
♪ And there's something That I wanna say ♪
♪ I keep searching for you, darling ♪
-照彩排的时候跳 -但歌不对吧 - We'll do what we rehearsed. - Not the right song.
-差太远了 -不会有事的 - Not close. - We'll be all right.
节奏太快了 And it's too damn fast.
♪ One thing that you got to know ♪
♪ My love, love, love, love, love, love Will not let you down ♪
♪ My love, love, love ♪
♪ Will not let you down ♪
♪ At night I walk the streets Looking for romance ♪
♪ But I always end up stumbling In a half trance ♪
♪ I look for a connection In some new eyes ♪
♪ But that hardly will protect you ♪
♪ From too many dreams That passed by ♪
♪ I see you standing across the room ♪
♪ Watching me without a sound ♪
♪ I'm gonna push my way Through that crowd ♪
♪ I'm gonna tear all your walls down ♪
♪ My love, love, love, love, love, love Will not let you down ♪
- Aah! - Come on.
♪ Now, hold still now, darling Hold still for God's sake ♪
♪ 'Cause I got me a promise That I ain't afraid to make ♪
♪ No, I ain't afraid to make it ♪
♪ My love, love, love, love, love, love Will not let you down ♪
♪ My love, love, love, love, love, love Will not let you down ♪ ♪
Whoo!
♪ Make someone happy now Make someone smile ♪
♪ Let's work together And make life worthwhile ♪
♪ Let's work together ♪
♪ Come on, come on Let's work together now, baby ♪
♪ Now, now, people Because together we will stand ♪
♪ Every boy, girl, woman and man ♪
♪ Come on now, people Walk hand-in-hand ♪
♪ Let's make this world A better place to stand ♪
♪ Let's work together, baby ♪
♪ Come on, come on Let's work together ♪
♪ Now, now, people ♪
♪ Because together we will stand Every boy, girl, woman and man ♪
再来 One more.
♪ Because together we will stand Every boy, girl, woman and man ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪
（献给贝斯手瑞克 1949-2014）
♪ Like a cold one On a summer's day ♪
♪ I was a cold one To leave that way ♪
♪ But no one Stood in my way ♪
♪ And no one Asked me to stay ♪
♪ I like you You're a lot like me ♪
♪ I get so wound up I can't sleep ♪
♪ But there's no one I'd rather be ♪
♪ So have a cold one On me ♪
♪ Half the battle is half the fun ♪
♪ Trying to crack a cold one ♪
♪ I'm no better than anyone ♪
♪ Trying to crack a cold one ♪
♪ Take a good long Look at me ♪
♪ I'm a cold one But I'm happy ♪
♪ Takes a cold one To know one ♪
♪ Takes a cold one To know one ♪ ♪
♪ Me man the milk And I am the honey ♪
♪ Me know him long time From when him have no money ♪
♪ So howlin' for checks And anything funny ♪
♪ I'll be there, darling Don't you worry ♪
♪ What is the meaning of love No, what is? Ha! ♪
♪ What is the meaning of love? What is the cris? Ha! ♪
♪ From some man Some guy you wanna press ♪
♪ No, not gonna change Me say, no, no ♪
♪ Woman choose to Keep her man in suspense ♪
♪ But not too much Until him too tense ♪
♪ Secure yourself With a fiction defense ♪
♪ Relax yourself and forget about ♪
♪ Me say the love, man Is a thing that is very immense ♪
♪ Broke off your speech Broke off your sentence ♪
♪ Up next Your talk just total nonsense ♪
♪ Love me for me And not me dollars and cents ♪
♪ Hear me now, yes ♪
♪ Me man the milk And I am the honey ♪
♪ Me know him long time From when him have no money ♪
♪ Howlin' for checks And anything funny ♪
♪ I'll be there, darling Don't you worry ♪
♪ Anytime you want to I'll be right there for you ♪
♪ If a man take away your woman Me say don't you shot him down, no ♪
♪ Me say take it to the Lord in prayer ♪
♪ If a woman take your man Me say don't you stab her, no ♪
♪ Me say take it to the Lord in prayer Yes ♪
♪ Me say love God, live God Fear God now ♪
♪ This is not the time To pick a fuss, not a row ♪♪