×ÖÄ» Steve, I just got a weird e-mail.
×ÖÄ» Did you buy us airline tickets?
×ÖÄ» Aw, shoot.
×ÖÄ» It was supposed to be a surprise.
×ÖÄ» I wanted to thank you
×ÖÄ» for letting me live here all this time,
×ÖÄ» so I'm treating the family to a vacation!
×ÖÄ» Steve, you're so sweet.
×ÖÄ» Thanks, Uncle Steve! Best Uncle ever.
×ÖÄ» Look out, world.
×ÖÄ» The Smith family is going to Paris!
×ÖÄ» Yeah! Awesome!
×ÖÄ» Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash!
×ÖÄ» Well, I don't like
×ÖÄ» your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry,
×ÖÄ» but life is made of little concessions.
×ÖÄ» I... you know what?
×ÖÄ» You're gonna land on your feet, jer.
×ÖÄ» Some company out there's gonna thank their lucky stars
×ÖÄ» they hired my little brother.
×ÖÄ» Who the are you? My goofy brother, Steve.
×ÖÄ» He's been living here almost a year now.
×ÖÄ» Are you losing your mind?
×ÖÄ» Hey, someone's been spending
×ÖÄ» too much time around glowing rocks.
×ÖÄ» Am I right?
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God! Call an ambulance!
×ÖÄ» Oh, God! Steve! What the hell, Rick?! What the hell?!
×ÖÄ» Will everybody just relax for a second?
×ÖÄ» There's no such thing as an "Uncle Steve."
×ÖÄ» That is an alien parasite.
×ÖÄ» But I've known him my whole life.
×ÖÄ» No, you haven't, Jerry.
×ÖÄ» These telepathic little bastards,
×ÖÄ» they embed themselves in memories,
×ÖÄ» and th-then they use those to multiply
×ÖÄ» and spread out, take over planets.
×ÖÄ» It's... it's disgusting.
×ÖÄ» Steve wasn't real?
×ÖÄ» He's a real piece of
×ÖÄ» This is a big one. Somebody probably
×ÖÄ» tracked it in last week on the bottom of their shoe
×ÖÄ» on a piece of alien fruit.
×ÖÄ» Someone? Get off the high road, summer.
×ÖÄ» We all got pink eye
×ÖÄ» because you won't stop texting on the toilet.
×ÖÄ» But Uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike!
×ÖÄ» No, "Steve" Put that memory in your brain
×ÖÄ» so he could live in your house, eat your food, and multiply.
×ÖÄ» We could be infested with these things.
×ÖÄ» So we got to keep an eye out
×ÖÄ» for any zany, wacky characters that pop up.
×ÖÄ» Ooh, whee!
×ÖÄ» Whatever you want, Rick! We're here to help!
×ÖÄ» Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole.
×ÖÄ» I always could count on you.
×ÖÄ» 60
×ÖÄ» All right. There's six of us, and that's it.
×ÖÄ» Me, morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole, and summer.
×ÖÄ» Maybe you got the first one in time, Rick!
×ÖÄ» Can't afford to chance it.
×ÖÄ» Dad, why does our house have blast shields?
×ÖÄ» Trust me, Beth, you don't want to know
×ÖÄ» how many answers that question has.
×ÖÄ» Ooh, gosh, it feels claustrophobic!
×ÖÄ» Reminds me of that time
×ÖÄ» we all got stuck in the elevator together.
×ÖÄ» Y... remember that? After "The hulk" Musical?
×ÖÄ» Jerry, buttons don't work better if you hit them harder,
×ÖÄ» and foam fists don't make you strong.
×ÖÄ» I know. Friends make you strong.
×ÖÄ» I watched the same musical you did.
×ÖÄ» Why couldn't I bring my portal gun?
×ÖÄ» Why did all the drinks have to be extra large?
×ÖÄ» Oh, the hulk. I just got that.
×ÖÄ» Just pee your pants. I did it the minute we got stuck.
×ÖÄ» Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, shame me.
×ÖÄ» At least when I'm disgusting, it's on purpose.
×ÖÄ» Oh, y'all, we're gonna be fine.
×ÖÄ» I've always been here for you guys, and I always will be.
×ÖÄ» Somebody call for repairs?
×ÖÄ» Yay! Cousin Nicky!
×ÖÄ» It's me, cousin Nicky.
×ÖÄ» I'm walkin' here! I mean, I'm not.
×ÖÄ» I'm crouched in the elevator shaft,
×ÖÄ» but hey, I'm walkin' here!
×ÖÄ» It's true.
×ÖÄ» We really do get into some crazy situations as a family,
×ÖÄ» mostly when we're cooped up like this.
×ÖÄ» Hey, maybe Mr. Poopypants is right.
×ÖÄ» L-let's get some fresh air.
×ÖÄ» Come on, cousin Nicky. You heard Rick.
×ÖÄ» We have to stay quarantined
×ÖÄ» until we know that there's no more of these things.
×ÖÄ» I hear you, morty.
×ÖÄ» Back in Brooklyn, we got a sayin' ...
×ÖÄ» "We're walkin' here!"
×ÖÄ» Nicky, get ...
×ÖÄ» oh!
×ÖÄ» What the...?
×ÖÄ» Cousin Nicky was a parasite?!
×ÖÄ» Six, morty! There's supposed to be six of us!
×ÖÄ» If there's seven, then that means somebody's not real.
×ÖÄ» But how did you know it was Nicky?
×ÖÄ» I guessed. That's why I aimed for his shoulder.
×ÖÄ» So we can't trust any of our memories now?
×ÖÄ» Nicky was the reason we found that old Nazi submarine.
×ÖÄ» Did that not even happen?
×ÖÄ» Well, of course it happened.
×ÖÄ» Now that I possess the mighty staff of rah-gubaba,
×ÖÄ» the world will tremble before the fourth reich!
×ÖÄ» This is the last time
×ÖÄ» I ask you for help on my history final, Rick.
×ÖÄ» Hey, we got a word for Nazis back in Brooklyn, pal.
×ÖÄ» I'm comfortable being called a Nazi.
×ÖÄ» You think there's some other word that will hurt my feelings?
×ÖÄ» Yeah. Think before you talk
×ÖÄ» Rah-gubaba, help me kill America!
×ÖÄ» Mr. Beauregard!
×ÖÄ» After due consideration, I have elected not to retire.
×ÖÄ» Yeah! Oh, thank God!
×ÖÄ» Now, I believe someone has a final exam to attend.
×ÖÄ» Set a course for morty's high school.
×ÖÄ» Perhaps I'm biased, but if that story never happened,
×ÖÄ» then I wouldn't still be the family Butler.
×ÖÄ» Dare to dream.
×ÖÄ» Wait.
×ÖÄ» And if Mr. Beauregard wasn't our Butler,
×ÖÄ» it's safe to say the family'd be in a hell of a lot of trouble.
×ÖÄ» No! Don't flashback!
×ÖÄ» You're just gonna make more swelling.
×ÖÄ» don't worry, Jerry. Just relax.
×ÖÄ» We called the fire department.
×ÖÄ» You know they won't come here anymore.
×ÖÄ» Syeerahve! D. Is
×ÖÄ» yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
×ÖÄ» Oh, whee!
×ÖÄ» I guess I take back what I said about British cuisine.
×ÖÄ» Take that, summer!
×ÖÄ» We're trying to sleep.
×ÖÄ» I don't want to go to the dance alone.
×ÖÄ» Then perhaps you shouldn't.
×ÖÄ» Aww. Mr. Beauregard.
×ÖÄ» Shall we, master morty? We shall.
×ÖÄ» Oh, wait, don't leave without letting
×ÖÄ» photography raptor take a picture.
×ÖÄ» Everybody stop remembering!
×ÖÄ» These parasites are like bed bugs,
×ÖÄ» and every flashback is another mattress. Look!
×ÖÄ» There's only supposed to be six people in this house.
×ÖÄ» But there's always been 10.
×ÖÄ» No!
×ÖÄ» Uh, the fact that I wrote this number down
×ÖÄ» means that there's four parasites.
×ÖÄ» You sure about that, Rick?
×ÖÄ» Begging your pardon, master Rick,
×ÖÄ» but I seem to recall a great deal of confusion
×ÖÄ» surrounding that number.
×ÖÄ» All right, there's six of us.
×ÖÄ» And that's it.
×ÖÄ» Me, morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole,
×ÖÄ» frankenstein, sleepy Gary, photography raptor,
×ÖÄ» Mr. Beauregard, and summer.
×ÖÄ» Uh, dad, that's like 10 people.
×ÖÄ» 6, 10, what's the difference?
×ÖÄ» I just love the number 6 for no reason!
×ÖÄ» Where's my pencil at?
×ÖÄ» Here, Rick! Use me!
×ÖÄ» Oh, thanks, pencilvester!
×ÖÄ» Yeah, I-I g... I guess that is what happened,
×ÖÄ» but I-I don't get why I would do that.
×ÖÄ» Everybody makes mistakes, Rick.
×ÖÄ» Why do you think I have one of these?
×ÖÄ» That's it. Photos.
×ÖÄ» Hard evidence.
×ÖÄ» You're not in any of my photos, Mr. Poopybutthole.
×ÖÄ» Well, what do you know about this?
×ÖÄ» You're not in any of mine.
×ÖÄ» All I have are pictures of me and my friends from school.
×ÖÄ» What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family?
×ÖÄ» It's not like we're mormon or dying.
×ÖÄ» I will admit it's suspicious that summer's only friend
×ÖÄ» is a magic ballerina lamb that we've never seen.
×ÖÄ» Summer!
×ÖÄ» Tinkles!
×ÖÄ» It's past my bedtime.
×ÖÄ» Not in never past bedtime land!
×ÖÄ» Here we go!
×ÖÄ» Summer and tinkles
×ÖÄ» Friends with each other
×ÖÄ» Living in never past bedtime land
×ÖÄ» No kitchen sinkles
×ÖÄ» No little brother
×ÖÄ» Going to raves and waving our hands Summer and tinkle, friends to the end Group text the whole crew, my mother...
×ÖÄ» friends! Ketchup to the salt, salt to the fry "T" To the "Inkle" With a capital "I" Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
×ÖÄ» Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Summer, we're trying to sleep.
×ÖÄ» It was tinkles!
×ÖÄ» Tinkles?
×ÖÄ» That is su... ... Suspicious.
×ÖÄ» We're always hearing about this tinkles character,
×ÖÄ» but we never get to... hi, everybody.
×ÖÄ» I'm tinkles, and these are my friends.
×ÖÄ» See, everyone? Tinkles is real.
×ÖÄ» That means so am I.
×ÖÄ» Sorry, summer. Man, I'm sorry, summer.
×ÖÄ» I was on the wrong side of the pitchfork on this one.
×ÖÄ» Okay, look, we shouldn't need evidence or logic
×ÖÄ» to know who's family and who isn't.
×ÖÄ» I know who the smiths are.
×ÖÄ» I've known Beth since high school.
×ÖÄ» And her husband, sleepy Gary,
×ÖÄ» is hands down my absolute best friend.
×ÖÄ» Thanks, Jerry.
×ÖÄ» Beyond that, no offense to any of you,
×ÖÄ» but all bets are off.
×ÖÄ» Look, I'm not used to being this unsure for this long.
×ÖÄ» I'm just gonna aim for shoulders starting with the weird girl.
×ÖÄ» Aah!
×ÖÄ» Grandpa Rick! Hold still, "Summer."
×ÖÄ» Rick, that is my daughter.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah? Well, what if you just think that, sleepy Gary?
×ÖÄ» I've known you for 15 years. Don't make me hurt you.
×ÖÄ» Rick, these are our family and friends,
×ÖÄ» the people we barbecue with.
×ÖÄ» Have you forgotten the barbecue?
×ÖÄ» Wait, why would you want me to ...
×ÖÄ» you're one of them, aren't you?
×ÖÄ» Rick. You love those barbecues, Rick.
×ÖÄ» You love them. Hai!
×ÖÄ» Remember it, Rick?
×ÖÄ» Shut up, hamurai! Shut up, amish cyborg!
×ÖÄ» What is this? '90s conan?
×ÖÄ» Remember the barbecue.
×ÖÄ» You know what, pencilvester?
×ÖÄ» It took me my whole life to realize it,
×ÖÄ» but I love barbecuing.
×ÖÄ» You're good at it, Rick. Watch me, baby.
×ÖÄ» I'm like tom cruise from, um, "Cuisine"
×ÖÄ» or w-whatever that movie's called where he makes drinks.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, check me out.
×ÖÄ» I'm like tom cruise from "Cuisine."
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Is that what it's called? "Cuisine"?
×ÖÄ» Wow! Hey, everybody.
×ÖÄ» Let's give it up for the grillmaster Rick!
×ÖÄ» Rick! Rick! Rick!
×ÖÄ» Wait.
×ÖÄ» Noooooo!
×ÖÄ» Shoot. Now look.
×ÖÄ» It's like a "Where's Waldo?" Page.
×ÖÄ» Can you find me?
×ÖÄ» Check out all these zany characters.
×ÖÄ» We'll be right back after these messages.
×ÖÄ» I think you should put down the gun
×ÖÄ» and we should get you to a doctor.
×ÖÄ» What do you say we take down these blast shields?
×ÖÄ» Yeah. I can't do that, sleepy Gary.
×ÖÄ» All right, everybody listen to me.
×ÖÄ» I don't know if any of you guys are real,
×ÖÄ» but this house has been infested with fake loved ones
×ÖÄ» that spread through fake memories,
×ÖÄ» and our planet will be destroyed if they get out.
×ÖÄ» But, Rick, even you have to admit
×ÖÄ» you do tend to overreact to stuff.
×ÖÄ» You guys, we got to hurry.
×ÖÄ» I just got back from Walmart.
×ÖÄ» They're selling Nintendo 3ds systems for $149.99 on sale,
×ÖÄ» plus every time you buy one, you get a $50 gift card.
×ÖÄ» Brings the total price down to $110 after tax.
×ÖÄ» Now, listen, we can flip those sons of bitches
×ÖÄ» for 230 bucks apiece easy!
×ÖÄ» They're all limited-edition "Zelda" Ones.
×ÖÄ» Hurry! Hurry! Come with me!
×ÖÄ» We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one
×ÖÄ» and we can play Nintendo games!
×ÖÄ» Nintendo, give me free stuff.
×ÖÄ» Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that,
×ÖÄ» but also, I would never do that.
×ÖÄ» don't overreact, Rick.
×ÖÄ» Sleepy Gary, a word? Sure, Jerry.
×ÖÄ» Rick, keep a level head, okay?
×ÖÄ» 'Cause I'll tell you a secret about frankenstein ...
×ÖÄ» he's actually frankenstein's monster.
×ÖÄ» Sleepy Gary, m-my head is filled
×ÖÄ» with memories of our friendship.
×ÖÄ» I'm convinced that you're Beth's husband
×ÖÄ» and I'm your friend,
×ÖÄ» but if those memories can't be trusted, then...
×ÖÄ» Jerry, just say it.
×ÖÄ» Sleepy Gary, how do we know I'm real?
×ÖÄ» Jesus, Jerry.
×ÖÄ» No, you're real.
×ÖÄ» Hey, look at me.
×ÖÄ» Now, I don't know which way is up out there,
×ÖÄ» but I know us, and you're real, Jerry.
×ÖÄ» Remember our vacation?
×ÖÄ» They're filming that new "Star wars" Movie down the coast.
×ÖÄ» Should we check it out? Sure.
×ÖÄ» Why not?
×ÖÄ» Maybe we'll see Chewbacca.
×ÖÄ» I'd like that.
×ÖÄ» What are we doing?
×ÖÄ» I don't give a damn what else happens out there.
×ÖÄ» You and I are going to survive this.
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» Hey, we agreed.
×ÖÄ» Never in the house.
×ÖÄ» That's a cool watch there, Rick.
×ÖÄ» Can I check it out?
×ÖÄ» Uh, no thank...
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» Trying to figure out
×ÖÄ» how to lower the blast shields, huh?
×ÖÄ» Anybody here think it's suspicious
×ÖÄ» that a lot of people in here can't wait to get out of here?
×ÖÄ» Ah, you're paranoid, Rick. You've been paranoid since 'nam.
×ÖÄ» So, what are you gonna do
×ÖÄ» when you rotate back to the world, frankenstein?
×ÖÄ» ShI-I-I-I-t. I'mma bust a ...
×ÖÄ» No! Get out of my head, parasite!
×ÖÄ» No! Drop it.
×ÖÄ» Give me the gun, frankenstein!
×ÖÄ» Give it back!
×ÖÄ» Yeah!
×ÖÄ» Frankenstein!
×ÖÄ» Is anyone here even real?
×ÖÄ» Am I the only real person on earth?!
×ÖÄ» Maybe.
×ÖÄ» Or maybe, just maybe, we're all real.
×ÖÄ» You know me. I'm reverse giraffe.
×ÖÄ» I have a short neck and legs.
×ÖÄ» I went to college with hamurai. Hai!
×ÖÄ» I saved ghost in a jar's life in Vietnam.
×ÖÄ» Boo rah! And, Beth, how many times
×ÖÄ» have I been a shoulder for you to cry on?
×ÖÄ» Too many.
×ÖÄ» Okay, so maybe we're just all fake.
×ÖÄ» That don't make no sense!
×ÖÄ» Or maybe there's only one deceiver here ...
×ÖÄ» the person that keeps telling us
×ÖÄ» the path to salvation is being held prisoner
×ÖÄ» and mistrusting each other.
×ÖÄ» Hey, don't blame me!
×ÖÄ» I tried to shoot summer 10 minutes ago!
×ÖÄ» I know we all have beloved memories of Rick,
×ÖÄ» but are we really supposed to believe
×ÖÄ» that a mad scientist inventor with a flying car
×ÖÄ» just showed up on our doorstep after being gone for years?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, you know, he does have
×ÖÄ» a lot of really weird, made-up sounding catchphrases.
×ÖÄ» Wubba lubba dub dub!
×ÖÄ» Ricky ticky tavi, beyotch!
×ÖÄ» And that's the wa-a-a-a-y the news goes.
×ÖÄ» Hit the sack, Jack.
×ÖÄ» Uh-oh! Somersault jump.
×ÖÄ» Aids!
×ÖÄ» And that's why I always say shum shum shlippedy dop!
×ÖÄ» Grassss tastes bad-ah.
×ÖÄ» No jumpin' in the sewer.
×ÖÄ» Burger time!
×ÖÄ» Rubber baby baby bunkers!
×ÖÄ» Lick, lick, lick my balls!
×ÖÄ» Yeah!
×ÖÄ» Say that all the time.
×ÖÄ» That's a fake-ass catchphrase right there.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, don't forget his incredibly vague back story.
×ÖÄ» Beth, I'm your father!
×ÖÄ» Oh, are you, dad? Are you?
×ÖÄ» Rick, if you want to prove you're real,
×ÖÄ» just do what any of the rest of us would do and ...
×ÖÄ» and... and open the blast shields
×ÖÄ» and let us the hell out of here!
×ÖÄ» Why don't you make me, implausibly naive pubescent boy
×ÖÄ» with an old Jewish comedy writer's name?
×ÖÄ» Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
×ÖÄ» In your face!
×ÖÄ» Give me the gun.
×ÖÄ» I'm not doing this in front of pencilvester.
×ÖÄ» Bring him to the garage.
×ÖÄ» You listen to me, you son of a bitch parasite scum.
×ÖÄ» We could either do this the easy way or the hard way.
×ÖÄ» You know, y-y-y... do you want to live?
×ÖÄ» Then open the blast shield doors.
×ÖÄ» Shut up, morty, you brainwashed, little turd
×ÖÄ» that might not even be real because I'm brainwashed, too.
×ÖÄ» You know, Rick, this isn't easy for us.
×ÖÄ» You know, w-we all remember you as a friend.
×ÖÄ» Oh, oh, oh, really?
×ÖÄ» Well, I remember you as a whiny, little piece of morty!
×ÖÄ» Oh... oh, yeah? Yeah!
×ÖÄ» I've got about a thousand memories
×ÖÄ» of your dumb, little ass and about six of them are pleasant.
×ÖÄ» The rest is annoying garbage.
×ÖÄ» So why don't you do us both a favor and pull the trigger?
×ÖÄ» Do it! Do it, mother
×ÖÄ» Pull the trigger!
×ÖÄ» Oh, wow.
×ÖÄ» Baby wizard was a parasite?
×ÖÄ» He set me up with my wife.
×ÖÄ» What the hell?
×ÖÄ» I figured it out, Rick!
×ÖÄ» The parasites can only create pleasant memories.
×ÖÄ» I know you're real
×ÖÄ» because I have a ton of bad memories with you!
×ÖÄ» These memories that we have
×ÖÄ» These memories that we cherish I
×ÖÄ» wish that we can go back to that time Ooh, ooh, ooh
×ÖÄ» holy crap, morty, you're right.
×ÖÄ» Is... is... isn't that what you
×ÖÄ» were trying to make me understand by yelling at me?
×ÖÄ» Well, yeah, duh-doy.
×ÖÄ» T-took you long enough.
×ÖÄ» Now let's go, morty.
×ÖÄ» We got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.
×ÖÄ» Everybody remain calm! This is gonna take some explaining.
×ÖÄ» We need to kill everyone that we can only remember fondly.
×ÖÄ» Who's got a bad memory about Mrs. Refrigerator?
×ÖÄ» I-I-I-I... everyone has bad memories of me.
×ÖÄ» You remember that one time?
×ÖÄ» Ooh, man, we couldn't stop screaming.
×ÖÄ» Uh, roller coasters aren't bad, Mrs. Refrigerator.
×ÖÄ» They're thrilling.
×ÖÄ» And you've been a perfect companion to me my entire life.
×ÖÄ» The jig is up!
×ÖÄ» Get me out of here.
×ÖÄ» Get me out of here!
×ÖÄ» Aah!
×ÖÄ» Oh
×ÖÄ» Everybody back! If you're not a parasite,
×ÖÄ» you have nothing to fear. So what about summer?
×ÖÄ» Why am I always your go-to?
×ÖÄ» Never go in my room again. I didn't!
×ÖÄ» She's real.
×ÖÄ» She's my bitch of a sister.
×ÖÄ» Nice.
×ÖÄ» Mom, are you driving me to ...
×ÖÄ» hmm? Yeah, yeah, yes. What time?
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God. Are you drunk?
×ÖÄ» What are you?
×ÖÄ» My wife coach? Your what?
×ÖÄ» Oh! God! Oh. Oh, my gosh.
×ÖÄ» Oh! God! Mom! Sweetheart, are you okay?
×ÖÄ» I didn't mean to... I'm gonna have a bruise! It's picture day!
×ÖÄ» It's not... don't overreact. I can clean it up.
×ÖÄ» I want the police to take me!
×ÖÄ» Morty, give a gun to the lady
×ÖÄ» that got pregnant with me too early
×ÖÄ» and constantly makes it our problem.
×ÖÄ» Thank you, sweetie.
×ÖÄ» Beth, Beth, please! I thought it was too good to be true
×ÖÄ» that we'd have compatible kidneys.
×ÖÄ» Come on, man.
×ÖÄ» Haven't we ever had an uncomfortable silence
×ÖÄ» or an awkward fart on a road trip?
×ÖÄ» Come on, pencilvester. Give me anything.
×ÖÄ» Rick, I'm pencilvester.
×ÖÄ» Listen to that name. You can't kill me.
×ÖÄ» You're right.
×ÖÄ» Kill pencilvester.
×ÖÄ» Summer, I've always loved you!
×ÖÄ» Yep.
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God! I-I-I thought you went to a concert!
×ÖÄ» We forgot the tickets! Why in the kitchen?!
×ÖÄ» I do it everywhere! Stop shaming me!
×ÖÄ» You're not the victim here!
×ÖÄ» I hate you, and I was thinking about your friend grace!
×ÖÄ» Aaaaaah!
×ÖÄ» Ah. Master Rick.
×ÖÄ» Remember when you weren't going to shoot me?
×ÖÄ» I guess I did the Butler! Ha ha!
×ÖÄ» Does... d-does that scan?
×ÖÄ» Oh, I-I get it.
×ÖÄ» It's a play on "The Butler did it."
×ÖÄ» Thanks, ghost in a jar.
×ÖÄ» You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.
×ÖÄ» You got to hide me, sleepy Gary.
×ÖÄ» don't worry. I have a plan.
×ÖÄ» If we can get to my boat, there's a ...
×ÖÄ» No. No!
×ÖÄ» Just send me to Gary. I want to be with Gary.
×ÖÄ» Oh, God.
×ÖÄ» Whoa. What the hell?
×ÖÄ» Look out for that homeless guy!
×ÖÄ» Open the door! Open the door! Open the door!
×ÖÄ» There isn't time! Just run!
×ÖÄ» Get out here and help me!
×ÖÄ» They say you shouldn't do that! Just run!
×ÖÄ» Ugh. Sorry, Jerry. You're real.
×ÖÄ» I'm a parasite!
×ÖÄ» Yeah, but you're real.
×ÖÄ» Uh, uh, I need time to forget about sleepy Gary.
×ÖÄ» Me, too.
×ÖÄ» From now on, let's all be careful
×ÖÄ» to wash our hands when we get back from outer space.
×ÖÄ» That goes for everyone.
×ÖÄ» This is depressing.
×ÖÄ» We killed every good person in the house.
×ÖÄ» We're what's left? What a family.
×ÖÄ» At least we're real, Jerry.
×ÖÄ» We're real. Ricky ticky tavi!
×ÖÄ» Ooh, whee! Amen to that.
×ÖÄ» Now, this little poopypants is hungry.
×ÖÄ» Will somebody pass me a pork chop?
×ÖÄ» Huh.
×ÖÄ» I-Is... is something wrong, Beth?
×ÖÄ» Ow!
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God!
×ÖÄ» No, Beth! Oh
×ÖÄ» Wait, but I ...
×ÖÄ» oh, Beth! Why?! I need an ambulance!
×ÖÄ» There's been a shooting. My wife shot...
×ÖÄ» Uh, my... my wife shot a long-time family friend.
×ÖÄ» Why? Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, Mr. Poopybutthole.
×ÖÄ» I-I thought... keep breathing!
×ÖÄ» Oh, God. What's happening? Look at me!
×ÖÄ» Look at me! Don't... don't fall asleep!
×ÖÄ» Is... is this what bleeding to death is?
×ÖÄ» Oh, whee. Is this how I die?
×ÖÄ» Oh, geez! Oh, my God!
×ÖÄ» Why would you do this? Beth.
×ÖÄ» It's not supposed to hurt.
×ÖÄ» I-I thought...
×ÖÄ» Ooh, whee.
×ÖÄ» Oh, he... he's looking a lot better.
×ÖÄ» Listen, Beth, don't torture yourself.
×ÖÄ» I made a similar mistake years ago,
×ÖÄ» but, you know, on a planetary scale.
×ÖÄ» Is, um, is he mad at me?
×ÖÄ» He's not pressing charges.
×ÖÄ» I mean, that's got to be the "You shot me" Equivalent
×ÖÄ» of not being mad.
×ÖÄ» Can he have visitors?
×ÖÄ» He'd like to be alone.
×ÖÄ» He told me to tell you he's sorry
×ÖÄ» you didn't have bad memories of him?
×ÖÄ» If you love him, you should leave.
×ÖÄ» And that's the wa-a-a-a-y the news goes.
×ÖÄ» Did you get any of that?