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你好 以利亞 Hi. Elijah?
正是我 別 That's my name, don't wear it--
不安感 第三季 第一集
給 美女 Here you go, gorgeous.
謝謝 路易斯 Thank you, Louis.
你這也幾天真是把我寵壞了 You've really been spoiling me these last couple of days.
我本來打算今早還要寵你的 Well, I was gonna spoil you a little bit more in the morning,
但我醒來的時候你已經不在了 but you were gone when I woke up.
今天是最后一天 You know, it's the last day.
我得來沙灘上搶好位置 I had to get this good spot on the beach.
那個 可以不用結束的 Look, um... this doesn't have to end.
再過幾周我會去洛杉磯 I'll be in L.A. in a few weeks.
你有簽證嗎 Oh. You got a visa?
我是辛辛那提的 I'm from Cincinnati.
抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
你知道我昨晚在這嗎 Hey, did you know I was here last night?
知道 Yeah.
好的 Ok.
喬安想找人打電話去問問這些學校 Hey. Joann wants someone to make these check-in calls.
-你不打嗎 -是的 - And you're not gonna do 'em. - Nah.
怎么這么多劃掉的 What's with all the cross-outs?
有的學校把我們解雇了 Something about schools firing us or something like that.
沒人在乎 No one cares.
你好 我是學習衛士的伊薩 好 我等著 Hi, this is Issa from We Got Y'All-- yep, I'll hold.
-肯 你有去跟進 -沒問題 - Ken, did you follow up on-- - I got it.
你一向如此 最可靠了 You always do. My go-to guy.
就是來看看 Hey. Just checking in.
這是我第一通電話 所以還沒搞砸 It's my first call, so haven't messed up yet.
抱歉 Sorry.
你知道我討厭監視 但她執意要我來 You know I hate having to spy, but she's insisting.
你有和喬安談過嗎 Hey, have you had a chance to talk to Joanne
關于我何時能再出外勤 about when I might be back in the field?
沒 No.
她最近壓力很大 充滿負能量 She has been so stressed and negative lately,
就像 "好的 算了" it's like, "OK, Noanne."
我剛開始在新崗位上工作 You know, I just started my new position,
我暫時不太想破壞現狀 and I don't feel comfortable rocking the boat right now.
-抱歉 -沒事 - I'm sorry. - No, yeah.
你從哪兒找來的這些人 哥們 Where the fuck you find these people, brah?
不管她唱得如何 你都可以補救的 No matter how she sounds, you can fix all that.
加上一些額外的樂器 重點是歌詞 Add some extra instruments. Focus on the lyrics.
好吧 OK.
我不想再幫你了 這些唱得太爛了 I'm done hooking you up. All these weak-ass artists.
我還得為這破玩意出錢 And you got me paying for this shit out of my pocket.
哥們 會以其他方式成功的 Bro, it's gonna pay off in other ways.
斯派德是她表哥 You know, Spyder's her cousin.
-騙人 -真的 - Lies, nigga. - Bro, for real.
真的嗎 我一直想把我的東西給他聽聽 For real? I been trying to get my shit to that nigga.
我就是這個意思 That's what I'm sayin'.
有我呢 I got you.
你們覺得怎么樣 So, what y'all think?
耳目一新的感覺 I never heard anything like it.
我有時會寫歌 I do be writin' sometimes.
那褲子是我給她買的 I bought her those pants.
你好 我是莫莉 我喜歡安靜乘車 Hi, my name is Molly, I enjoy a silent ride.
所以請閉嘴 只管開車 So please shut the fuck up and drive.
賤人 你還不快到前面來 Bitch, if you don't get your ass up here...
歡迎回來 Hi! Welcome back!
好 我看到你了 OK, I see you!
你看著像棕色脆脆的MM豆 Like a brown, crispy M&M.
說到這個 你想吃點免費贈送的糖果嗎 Speaking of which, would you like some complimentary candy?
不了 謝謝 No, I'm good, thank you.
無意冒犯 No shade,
但你的車聞起來還是像嘔吐物 but your car still smells like throw-up.
你等著 我都會寫在評價里 Trust, my rating will reflect all of this.
我不在乎 等我接完這個單 Don't care. I did one ride,
我就不開來福車了 and I Lyfted up outta here.
我可不喜歡這種生活 I am not about that life.
我不怪你 趕緊停了吧 Girl, I don't blame you. Quit that shit.
你需要休息 You need a break.
妞 我去哪兒休息 Girl, a break where?
不是每個人都能換工作 自由度假 We can't all switch jobs and take vacations.
我想起來了 我想給你帶點度假陽具 That reminds me. I wanted to bring you some vacation dick,
不過給你買了這個 but I got you this instead.
讓我想到你干巴巴的逼 It reminded me of your dry-ass pussy.
賤人 我對你真是無話可說 Bitch, I'm not gonna tell you nothin' else.
他當著你的面跟人上床嗎 So, he's fuckin' bitches right in front of you?
-不是當著我的面 -太不要臉了 - Not right in front. - That's fucked up.
他明知你們有交情 He knows y'all go back.
你確定你們之間沒情況嗎 我可不信 You sure y'all not doin' nothin'? 'Cause you be lying.
你問問我干巴巴的逼 完全沒有 According to my sandy-ass pussy: No, bitch.
我就想多賺點錢 I'm just focused on getting this money
這樣就能離開這里了 so I can get up outta there.
已經兩個禮拜了 And it's been two weeks already.
你當初就應該跟我一起住 You should've just stayed with me.
不了 你記得05年我去你家住的時候嗎 Nah, girl. Remember that week I stayed with you back in '05?
你就承認打碎了我的花瓶 Just say you broke my vase,
-不就沒事了 -我去的時候就壞了 - and we're cool. - It was broke when I got there!
好了 我不想看你的斜眼 OK, I don't need your side-eye.
我沒斜眼看你 Front-eye.
我跟你說吧 Let me tell you right now.
這次去度假讓我想清了一切 This whole vacation put everything in perspective for me.
-我整個人都升華了 -洗耳恭聽 - I'm on some next-level shit. - I'm listening.
度假時認識的那帥哥想來洛杉磯和我繼續 So vacation bae was trying to kick it with me in L.A.,
我讓他滾遠點 "屁 你就是個海灘炮友" and I had to put him in his lane. "Bloop! You beach dick."
昆汀想跟我玩異地戀什么的 Quentin was trying to do some long-distance shit,
我說 "噗 你就待在芝加哥" and I said, "Blip! Stay in Chicago."
我的新工作想克扣我的福利 And my new job was trying to front on my benefits,
我說 "呸 醫保我要定了" and I said, "Blam! You better give a bitch a PPO."
你又是屁又是噗又是呸的 So you bloopin' and blippin' and blappin'?
我火力全開 婊子 And blammin', bitch.
我現在簡直就是身心全部凈化 I'm on some "Know better, do better" shit.
厲害 That's dope.
我覺得我的生活現在非常小心翼翼 I feel like my whole life is on some tip-toe shit right now.
我什么事都不敢說 Like, I can't speak up about anything.
-你隨時都能找我聊天 你知道吧 -知道 - You know you can always talk to me, right? - Yeah.
對了 你要不要 So hey, you gonna
跟你男朋友德羅也來一個"身心凈化" "Know better, do better" with your boyfriend Dro?
我們是炮友 噗 他有老婆 呸 Fuck buddy. Blip! He has a wife. Blap.
我們之間已經不是戀人關系了 It's not like that with us anymore.
無所謂 反正我很討厭那家伙 啵 Whatever, I hate that nigga now. Bloop!
你看 你說都說不對 See? You don't even do it right.
你真打算假裝沒打碎我的花瓶嗎 So you just gonna act like you didn't break my vase?
我他媽沒碰你花瓶 I didn't do shit to your vase!
你就承認吧 女性活得比男性艱難 Just admit that women have it harder than men
然后就不打賭了 and our bet is off.
打開吧 Open up.
我是聞到烤乳鴿了嗎 Do I smell bougie pigeon?
克里斯 我不是說了別從冰箱進我家嗎 Chris, what did I tell you about comin' in my house through the fridge?
打我啊 Booya!
你別逼我過去 Don't make me come over there!
莉莉安 Hey, Lilian.
你好嗎 潔達 What up, Jada?
丹尼爾舅舅 你知不知道... Uncle Daniel, did you know--
別抬頭 吉他在衣柜里 Head down. Guitar's in the closet.
對了 我明天得去片場 Oh, and I have to be on set tomorrow,
所以我得把潔達放在你家 so I'm gonna need Jada to stay at your spot.
幾點 What time?
因為伊薩還住在那兒 'Cause you know, uh, Issa's still there.
靠 還要住多久 Damn! How much longer?
再住兩星期 Another two weeks.
干嘛 What?
你的女友 叫什么來著 And, uh, ol' girl-- what's her name?
凡妮莎 她不生氣嗎 Vanessa? She ain't trippin'?
她為什么要生氣 不是那么回事 Why would she? It's not like that.
你想太多了 那事已經結束了 Oh, you're putting way too much on it. That door closed.
是誰結束的 Who closed it?
潔達 大人的事你別管 低頭 Jada. Stay out of grown folk's business. Head down.
我就是說說 她有那么多地方可去 I'm just sayin', of all the places she could've stayed,
偏要住在你家 she chose your spot.
我就是來拿吉他而已 Look, I just came here for this guitar.
晚點見 See y'all later. Mwah.
回見 See you later. Mwah.
那到時誰照看潔達 伊薩還是凡妮莎 So who's gonna watch Jada? Issa or Vanessa?
姑娘 我把你頭發都編錯了 Damn, girl, I braided your hair all kinds of wrong.
你們準備好了嗎 Niggas, are you ready?
-我只是在... -你只是在... - I was just, uh... - You were just...
不 我才沒有這樣 Nah. I didn't even look like that.
有人喝多了哦 Someone's been drinkin'.
我本來卡住了 然后... I was-- I was stuck on something, and then...
又理順了 I got unstuck.
其實能不能給我也來點 Actually, can I have some of that?
好 Yeah.
原來彈吉他的是你嗎 That's been you playing guitar?
我注意到你的歌里有現場樂器 'Cause I noticed the live instruments on your track.
-干嘛 -沒什么 - What? - Nothin'. I mean...
就是你注意到這一點 挺有意思的 that's just funny that you noticed that.
我常注意到事情的 我善于觀察 I notice shit. I'm observant.
-你善于觀察 -是啊 - Oh, you observant? - Mm-hmm.
閉上眼睛 Close your eyes.
我的上衣是什么顏色的 What color shirt am I wearing?
有條紋嗎 Uh, it got stripes?
我不... Oh, I don't--
抱歉 我們不該這么做 I'm sor-- Ah, I don't think we should do this.
我想我們... No, I just think we...
知道不該做蠢事 know better?
我不懂 伊薩 I'm confused, Issa.
你有那么多地方可去 卻偏偏住在了我這 Out of all the places that you could've stayed, you stayed with me.
沒錯 但是... Yeah, I did, but...
-不是為了這個 -但這不是唯一的原因嗎 - not for this. - But isn't it always this?
你就是在暗示 You were just low-key dropping hints
我在上其他人 about me fucking somebody else.
我不在乎你上誰 I don't care who you fuck.
我就想你提醒我一下 我好回避 I just want a heads-up so I don't have to be here.
你到底來干嘛 Why are you here?
因為我需要一個地方落腳 'Cause I needed a place to stay.
而且你家離我公司很近 And you're close to work.
我以為我是以朋友身份借住的 I thought I was staying here as a friend,
你也知道我們無論如何都還是朋友 and you know we always at least had that.
是的 Yeah.
這... These...
杯子好沉 glasses are so heavy.
我好累 現在是夏令時了嗎 I'm tired. Is it... daylight savings time?
已經進入夏令時了嗎 Did that happen already?
我想死你了 Oh, I missed you.
你今天有什么計劃 What you got planned today?
我得給我的新律所打個電話 Mmm. I gotta call with my new firm.
我們還在協商我的合同 We're still negotiating my contract.
好的 莫莉老板 Oh. OK, Boss Molly.
是的 Yep.
你想我先去做早餐嗎 You want me to make breakfast first?
-好啊 -是嗎 - Ooh, yeah. - Yeah?
等我一下 Excuse me one sec.
坎蒂絲
不 我還在莫莉家 No, I'm still at Molly's.
對 好的 Yeah. OK.
好的 我會打回給你的 All right, I'll call you back.
我可以做薄餅 I can make pancakes.
聽著 Listen, um,
我們得說清楚 we need to decide
我們到底是不做愛的朋友 whether we're friends who don't have sex,
只做愛的炮友 or acquaintances who just have sex.
因為其他的關系都太模糊不清 Because anything otherwise, it's muddy,
然而我需要界限 and I need boundaries.
好吧 好吧 OK. All right.
那你覺得我們應該怎么做 What do you suggest we do, then?
我們只做愛 就這樣 We fuck. And that's it.
不打電話 不約會 不過夜 No phone calls, no dates, no spending the night,
不要給我做薄餅 no fuckin', then trying to make pancakes.
-但我們都喜歡薄餅 -蠢貨 - But we love pancakes. - Nigga.
好吧 Well... OK.
好 Yeah.
行 That's fine.
你的意思是現在 Oh, you mean like now.
好吧 Ok.
聽到這事我很遺憾 I'm so sorry to hear that,
歐文副校長 我能問為什么嗎 Vice Principal Irving. Can I ask why?
我們已經決定要和另一個 We've decided to link up with a different organization
更適合我們學生的機構合作 that we feel better suits our students.
而且你知道你們公司的標志是種族歧視的吧 And you know your logo's racist, right?
你們得做得更好才行 Y'all need to do better.
我很抱歉 感謝你的反饋 I'm sorry. Thank you for your feedback.
你好 我叫伊薩 Hi, my name is Issa,
我是學習衛士的 and I'm calling from We Got Y'All.
我想知道 I'd love to find out
為什么你們不再和我們合作了 why you're not partnering with us anymore.
你們的宣傳冊關注的是黑人兒童 The brochure features black kids,
但是你們只有一個黑人員工 but only one black employee.
那是我 That is... me.
你們的課程太歐洲中心論了 The curriculum feels very Eurocentric,
而且一點都不符合我們的人群 and it isn't at all catered to our demographics.
你帶來我們學校的都是白人 Everyone you brought to our school was white.
-還都很刻薄 -好吧 謝謝你 - And mean. - OK. Thank you.
我不是想找麻煩 And I'm not trying to rock the boat,
但我覺得這是你想知道的事 but I thought this was something that you'd want to know.
你是從哪得知這個消息的 And where did you get this information?
在跟進的電話中 我聽到了很多批評 I was hearing a lot of criticism during our follow-up calls,
而且取消和我們合作的學校挺多的 and since our list of canceled partnerships seemed pretty high,
我想著打電話給那些學校可能會有幫助 I thought it might be helpful to call those schools.
不 伊薩 這沒有幫助 No, Issa, it's not helpful.
如果我想你代表我們去商談 If I wanted you to speak on our behalf,
我就會把你派到外面了 I would have left you out in the field.
你不斷地越過自己的界限 You keep overstepping your bounds.
對不起 我以為 I'm sorry, I thought that--
你有沒有注意到最近每次這里有情況發生 Have you noticed that every time there's an issue here lately,
你都涉及其中嗎 you're involved?
如果你想幫上忙 If you want to be helpful,
先找到那個的根本原因再說 get to the root of that.
就這些 That's all.
活動時間安排 OK, schedule of events...
然后我們再討論預算了 and then we're gonna do budgeting.
丹尼爾 晚上約了人
伊薩 謝謝
我們說好了不打電話 We said no calls.
我只是想問問談判怎么樣了 I was just seeing how negotiations went.
很順利 Yeah, they went fine.
他們接受了我所有的條件 They accepted all my terms.
太棒了 莫莉 我太為你驕傲了 That's what's up! Molly, I'm so proud of you.
我們得去慶祝一下 艾爾·喬羅餐廳 We gotta celebrate. El Cholo's?
-不是吧 德羅 -拜托 - Really, Dro? - Come on.
熟人間的慶祝 Acquaintances celebrate.
-好吧 -好的 - Mm-kay. - All right, bet.
我九點在那里等你 I'll meet you there at 9:00.
不 我會在那里等你 No. I'll meet you there.
伊薩來電
你忙嗎 You busy?
我過會兒有點事 Ah, I got something later on,
但是我現在有空 為什么 怎么了 but right now I'm free. Why, what's up?
我回家前要消磨一下時間 I gotta kill time before I go home,
你不想陪我開來福車拉客嗎 and don't you wanna ride with me while I Lyft?
你不是不開了嗎 I thought you were through with that shit.
之前確實是的 但是今天我有時間 I was, but today I got time, cuz
我不想自己一個人拉客 I don't wanna do it by myself, and...
我可以買零食 把它變成派對來福車 you know I can get snacks and turn it into a Party Lyft.
可以這樣嗎 Is that a thing?
可以 It is, yeah.
拜托了 Come on, please?
拜托 拜托 拜托 拜托 Please, please, please, please!
拜托 拜托 拜托 Please, please, please!
聽著 我直到 OK, listen, I got until--
完美 因為我就在外面 Perfect, 'cause I'm outside!
什么 What?
派對來福車 派對來福車 Party Lyft, Party Lyft
你為什么一定要出來 Why do you gotta be outta the house?
丹尼爾約了個妹子 Daniel's got a girl over.
我去 丹尼爾 Damn, Daniel!
又開始濫交了 Back at it again with the... fuckin'.
他事先提醒我了 這才是我關心的 He gave me a heads-up, so that's all I care about.
這是有客了嗎 Do we have a rider?
我們們來接你了 艾琳和她的朋友 We are coming for you, Erin plus one!
你這里有什么 What you got in here?
果倍爽果汁 還是你了解我 Yas! A Capri Sun. You know my heart.
不 這些是給乘客的 No, girl, those are for passengers only, so...
派對來福車 派對來福車 Party Lyft, Party Lyft
派對 派對 派對 派對 派對 Party, party, party, party, party!
這個派對太糟糕了 This party sucks.
-我們要遲到了 -我們不會遲到的 - Girl, we gonna be late. - We not gonna be late.
希望司機是帥哥 我想上推特 Hope there's a fine nigga driving. I wanna be a Twitter story.
你就繼續饑渴吧 Girl, you stay thirsty.
派對來福車 Hey! Party Lyft!
果倍爽果汁 Capri Sun?
-要 -高端哭 - Uh, yeah. - Oh, you fancy.
-我知道 -你們今晚干什么 - I am. - What you ladies doing tonight?
-準備喝醉 -聽上去不錯 - Getting fucked up. - Sounds about right!
我喜歡這首歌 I love this song!
你們要去交換俱樂部嗎 Y'all are goin' to The Exchange?
是的 我希望哈基姆定好了座位 Yup. I hope Hakeem got a table.
我也是 因為剛把鞋跟粘回去 Me too, 'cause I just glued this heel back on,
不知道還能撐多久 I don't know how long it's gonna stay.
看這個哥們的Instagram Yo, look at this nigga Instagram.
看不出來他有工作沒 I can't tell if he got a job.
如果你非要問的話... If you got to ask...
今晚應該是他帶我們進去 He's supposed to be gettin' us in tonight,
但他還沒回我 but I ain't heard back.
那我們為什么叫車 Girl, then why are we in this Lyft?
樂觀點 Be optimistic.
你有果倍爽果汁 對嗎 You got your Capri Sun, don't you?
五星好評 Hey! Five stars!
沒有小費 但是有五星好評 No tip, but five stars.
她們說我放的音樂不錯 They said I played good music
讓她們想起了自己的姨媽 and reminded them of their auntie.
你確實很有姨媽范 I could see that.
我是個好姨媽 I'm a good auntie.
好吧 下一位是誰 All right, so who's next?
我們去找乘客吧 Ooh! Let's go find the niggas!
稍等 Yeah, hold on.
我發現了一顆糖 Ooh, I found a Jolly Rancher.
找著乘客了嗎 You find any niggas?
丹尼爾 你好嗎
拿照片做頭像的內森 棒 OK, Nathan with the face. Blam!
我們要去接一個帥逼了 看 We about to come Lyft yo fine ass. Look.
沒錯 Uh, yes, we are.
和照片一致 His face matches.
你好 內森 Hey, Nathan.
歡迎乘坐派對來福車 Welcome to the Party Lyft.
謝了 Hey, thanks.
大概要多久 About how long this gonna take?
30分鐘內應該能到 We should be there in 30 minutes.
6公里要開30分鐘 30 minutes for four miles?
我就討厭洛杉磯這點 Man, this what I hate about L.A.
去哪都要很久 It take a long-ass time to get anywhere.
派對來福車上不要說洛杉磯的壞話哦 Uh, we don't L.A.-bash in the Party Lyft.
-你要去馬鞍農場吃晚餐嗎 -看見沒 - Are you going to Saddle Ranch for dinner? - Oh, see?
姐們 這就是為什么他不喜歡洛杉磯 Girl, that's why he don't like L.A.!
把你的手機給她 Give her your phone.
-相信我 -才不呢 - Trust me! - Hell no.
給我吧 讓我看下 I'll do this. Let me see it.
謝謝 Thank you.
搞定 Fixed it.
太好了 全球玉米餅 Yas, Worldwide Tacos!
好了 燒烤鮭魚玉米餅 我們來了 OK, barbecue salmon tacos, here we come.
我知道了 所以你們是為了去吃東西 Oh, I see. So this just about gettin' you fed.
沒錯 繼續 Uh, yeah. Keep up.
德羅 準備去艾爾·喬羅餐廳了 你好了沒
太好了 有人想加入我們的派對了 Ooh, yes! Somebody want to join our party.
還有時間嗎 We got time for that?
再說他們一點也不帥 Plus they not even cute.
等下 所以 我算帥嗎 Hold up. So... I made the cut?
-你們這些洛城妞真野 -好吧 - Y'all L.A. Chicks be wildin'. - OK.
丹尼爾 你好嗎
我們跟你一樣是出來放松的 We out here tryin' to get chills just like you.
他有多遠 How far away is he?
順路 很快的 It's on the way. It'll be quick.
你隨意 Do what you gotta do.
反正是你的車 We on your ride.
德羅 我要晚到了 不過已經上路了
是他嗎 Is that him?
后面坐得下兩個人嗎 Both them niggas gonna fit back there?
等下 是一個人嗎 Oh, wait, that's one nigga.
你好 Hi.
-伊薩嗎 -是我 - Issa? - That's me.
這是來福車派對吧 Drivin' the Party Lyft.
來福車派對 酷 靠 It's a Party Lyft? That's what's up! Shit.
那給我兩包果倍爽果汁 Hand me two of them Capri Suns, then.
我太渴了 Nigga parched.
我得看看還有沒有兩包 Gotta see if I have two.
你只有混合水果味嗎 Oh, y'all only have Fruit Frenzy?
也行吧 It's a'ight.
內森 你要一包嗎 Nathan, did you get one?
她們只有混合水果味 They only got Fruit Frenzy.
出發吧 Hey, let's go.
*來福車趴 來福車趴 來福車趴* ♪ Party Lyft, Party Lyft, Party Lyft ♪
你怎么了 小子 What's up, little man?
你要去海德公園 So you goin' to Hyde Park?
我隨便 你們去哪我去哪 I'm easy. I'ma go wherever y'all go.
你能不能坐回去把安全帶系上 Can you go back there and buckle up?
你真霸道 Oh, you bossy.
我喜歡你這樣 I likes that.
沒事 It's fine.
伊薩 出了點小情況 Uh, Issa? We got a little sitch back there.
不好意思先生 你可以不抽嗎 Uh, excuse me, sir. Can that not be happening?
我要抽 Naw, you good.
她叫你不要抽 Uh, the lady asked you not to do that.
你們不是說這是個來福車派對嗎 Y'all bitches said it's a Party Lyft.
罵他 罵他 Tell him. Tell him off.
我正要享受派對啊 Nigga tryin' to party.
你應該 Yeah, you should...
坐別的來福車 get another Lyft.
你在干什么賤人 What you doin', bitch!
我的天啊 我的天啊 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
伊薩做點什么 Issa, do something!
-別打了 -這就完了 - Stop fighting! - That's it?
-我在開車 -停車 - I'm driving! - Nigga, pull over!
-我找不到停車位 -去他媽的停車位 - I can't find a parking space. - Fuck a space!
-我會吃罰單的 -伊薩 - I'm gonna get a ticket! - Issa!
老天爺 停下來 Oh God! Stop!
別再撒果倍爽了 Stop spilling my Capri Sun!
你要去哪 Where you going?!
我沒打算 I'm not tryin' to get--
回來 你不能就這么走 Come back! You can't just leave!
-對不起 -回來 - I'm sorry. - Come back!
-你沒事吧 -我的眼睛 - You good? - My eyes.
他有事 He not good.
所以你昨晚沒法回我短信嗎 So you couldn't text me back last night?
我的錯 我睡著了 My bad. I, uh, I fell asleep.
忘了 Forgot.
好吧 丹尼爾 OK, Daniel.
我說對不起了 小伊 I said sorry, Iss.
到底怎么了 What's the problem?
沒怎么 There's no problem.
你讓我免費住在這 You've been letting me stay here for free,
不跟我計較空間 you've been super-generous with your space,
我最不想的就是 and the last thing I want to do
讓你覺得我不領情 但是你 is come at you like I'm ungrateful, but... you-- it's--
怎么了 小伊 What's up, Iss?
我知道我跟你說過我不在乎 但我在乎 I know I told you I didn't care, but I do.
我還是對你有感覺 And I still have feelings for you.
我這么說 And I'm not saying that
不是因為我想跟你在一起還是什么的 because I want to be with you or anything--
你說你來這 It's just you said that you came here
因為你想離你工作的地方近一點 because you wanted to be close to your job,
現在你跟我說你對我有感覺這些屁話 now you're telling me that you got feelings and shit.
所以到底是什么 因為我很困惑 So what is it, a'ight? 'Cause I'm confused.
兩者都有 我也不知道 我 Both, nigga. I don't know. I--
你吃錯藥了吧 誠實點 You on some bullshit. Just be real.
我來這是因為我知道你會陪著我 I came here because I knew you'd be here for me.
我現在很需要這樣的人 And I really need someone like that in my life right now.
有時候一涉及到我們之間的事 It's not easy for me to admit things
我很難承認 因為你讓那變得不容易 when it comes to us sometimes, because... you make it hard.
所以是我叫你搬過來住的 好 Oh, so I told you to move in with me. Right.
不是 No.
但是丹尼爾 別裝得這么無辜 But Daniel, don't act all innocent
好像你不知道你在做什么一樣 like you don't know what you're doing.
你當著我的面和其他女生做愛 You're fucking other girls in front of me
好像我們之間沒有歷史一樣 like we don't have history.
好吧 All right.
你自己進來的 Y-You just let yourself in?
我 是的 我的錯 I-- Yeah, my bad.
你不接電話 所以我 You weren't answering, so I--
好吧 Oh-- OK.
你們昨晚遇到打架了 So, y'all got in a fight last night?
天 Oh, God.
你和伊薩總是用力過猛 You and Issa do the fucking most.
繼續扯淡 Keep talkin' shit.
我學會了一些招數 Yeah. I learned some moves.
-是嗎 -是的 看招 - Oh, you did? - I did. Right here.
-給我看看 -砰 砰 砰 - Oh, wow. Show me. - Bam. Bam. Bam.
我能 Um, can I, uh...
我能要回我的鑰匙嗎 can I have my key back?
是嗎 你現在就在想這個 What? That's what you're thinkin' about right now?
我之前就想問了 但我 I meant to ask for it earlier, but I just--
能還給我嗎 Can I get it back?
為什么 For what?
因為是我的鑰匙 'Cause it's my key?
怎么突然想要回鑰匙 Where is this comin' from?
德羅 我想做出改變 Dro, I'm trying to do things better.
好嗎 這對我來說很難 OK? This... this is hard for me.
-對我來說也很難 -怎么難了 - Yeah, it's hard for me too! - How?
你可以隨時上我 按你的條件 You get to have me when you want, on your terms.
我跟你說了我需要界線 I told you I need boundaries.
就因為你和坎蒂絲可以隨心所欲 想上誰就上誰 Just because you and Candice get to do whatever and fuck whomever
不代表我們都想要那么混亂 don't mean we all want our shit that messy!
首先 別對我和我老婆的行為指指點點 First of all, don't talk about what me and my wife do.
好嗎 你要搞清楚你在做什么 All right? So you need to figure out what you're doing
以及你想要什么 and what you want.
我知道我想要回我的鑰匙 I know I want my key back.
-我還是走了吧 -好主意 - I think I'm gonna go. - I think that's a good idea.
是我 科林·凱普尼克[美國橄欖球運動員] It is I, Colin Kaepernicca.
黑人兄弟的命最苦了 Ain't nobody got it harder than brothers.
話題 我也下跪 Hashtag KneeToo.
姐妹們是這個國家的脊梁骨 Well, sisters are the backbone of this country,
我們要收回我們的"時間到了"運動[反性侵] and we're reclaiming our time's up.
內森給你了50元小費
他們重啟了《Kev'yn》 They rebooted Kev'yn.
小克里斯45歲了 還躲在柜子里 Little Chris 45 years old, still hiding in cabinets.
-警察揍了你 -什么 - Cops beat you? - What?
沒 原來我對豬肉[警察]高度過敏 Oh, no. Turns out I'm highly allergic to pork.
行了 All right.
今晚就你一個人了 Well, the spot's all yours tonight. Um...
回見 室友 see you later.... roommate.
丹尼爾 Hey, Daniel?
謝謝你為我做的一切 Thank you for everything.