欢乐 一家亲
第八季 第十八集
谢谢 谢谢Reynolds兄弟为我所做的就职演说 Thank you. Thank you, Brother Reynolds, for your inaugural ode.
还有 请允许我对你独具慧眼地发现了 And may I congratulate you on your ingenuity
"赤霞珠"与"喝到吐"之间的押韵表示祝贺 in rhyming "Sauvignon" With "Tie one on."
不客气 Sir.
作为即将离任的酒会会长 And now, as outgoing corkmaster,
我很荣幸能为新选举出的酒会会长 it is my privilege to bestow the sash of office
授予绶带 upon the newly-elected corkmaster.
就还是我啦 Which would be me.
谢谢 谢谢 十分感谢大家对我的支持 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your support.
我会谦虚行事 努力紧跟我 It humbles me, and I only hope to live up to the
卓越的前任的脚步 shining example of my predecessor.
当然了 我的竞争对手呢 And, of course, the example of my opponent,
另一个Crane兄弟 非常仁慈地 the other Brother Crane, who so graciously conceded
在第四次投票之后败下阵来 after that fourth recount. Uh...
他 他来了吗 Is he, is he here?
看来是没来 好吧 他的精神与我们同在 I guess he's not. Well, I'm sure he's with us in spirit.
如果你们允许的话 我想简单地讲几句 Uh, if you'll indulge me, I've cobbled together a few remarks to
以此表达这次连任之于我的重要意义 express what this moment means to me.
抱歉 请先别开始 哦 天呐 I'm sorry. Don't start yet. Oh, God.
真是太对不起了 我迟到了 I'm terribly sorry I'm late.
外面突然下起了瓢泼大雨 You know, it's just coming down in buckets out there.
- 嘿 Frasier - 哦 嗨 - Hello, Frasier. - Oh, hi.
正如葡萄酒瓶塞保护葡萄酒 Just as the cork protects the wine,
作为酒会会长 我会竭尽全力保护 as corkmaster, I hope to protect the wine club
酒会免受所谓的"氧化" from the forces of metaphorical oxidation.
呃 Niles 这是你的就职演说吗 Oh, Lord, Niles, are you in the middle of your inauguration speech?
- 太抱歉了 - 没事 没事 - I'm so sorry. - That's all right. That's all right.
只是 我有一件事想要宣布一下 It's just that I have an announcement of my own to make.
好的 不过新的提案都已经定好了 Crane兄弟 Yes, well, new business is concluded, brother Crane.
- 我提议讨论一件别的事 - 同意 - I move we reopen new business. - Second.
- 提案无效 - 议程规定 - Denied. - Point of order.
一旦提案被认可 就必须进行投票 Once a motion's been seconded, there must be a vote.
哦 好吧 先说说你的提案吧 Oh, alright, just tell us your new business.
想要打破既定程序 与会人数必须足够才行 To override procedure, there must be a quorum.
好吧 来投票吧 Very well. Move for a vote.
- 同意 - 都同意吗 - Second. - All in favor?
- 是的 - 投票结果有效 秘书 请记录 - Aye. - Motion carried. Secretary, make a note.
- 记录完毕 会长 - 谢谢 - Noted, corkmaster. - Thank you.
继续 Proceed.
我记着以前我们来这儿是为了喝酒的啊 I remember when we used to come here to drink.
- 说吧 - 会长 - Go ahead. - Corkmaster,
酒会的各位会员 尊敬的兄弟姐妹们 members of the Wine Cabinet, esteemed brothers and sisters,
今晚我带着沉重的心情来到这里 I come here tonight with a heavy heart.
我已经决定退出酒会 You see, I am resigning from the wine club.
- 什么 - 哦 别啊你 - What? - Oh, no.
Frasier 你这么做不会是 Frasier? This wouldn't have anything
因为我在选举中获胜了吧 to do with my winning the election, would it?
不是啊 当然不是了 Niles 我很为你高兴啊 No, no, of course not, Niles. I couldn't be happier for you.
是这样的 我获得了一个机会 You see, I've been afforded a marvelous opportunity
能把在酒会所学的知识传播给更多听众 to pass on what I've learned here to a much larger audience.
从下周开始呢 Starting next week,
我将会在KACL电台主持一档全新的栏目 I will be hosting a new feature on KACL
叫做葡萄酒天地 called The Wine Corner,
就在Gil Chesterton的餐厅脉搏节目结尾 just at the end of Gil Chesterton's Restaurant Beat.
- 谢谢各位的支持 谢谢 - 你就不能兼任两职吗 - Thank you, thank you. - Can't you do both?
哦 不行啊 很遗憾 Oh, well, no. Regrettably, no.
正像这块卡芒贝尔奶酪 You see, like this Camembert,
只有不被过分稀释 我才能保有我最佳的味道 I am at my most delicious when I'm not spread too thin.
请不要误会 这并不是告别 But this isn't goodbye by any stretch of the imagination.
我诚挚邀请各位拨打节目热线 Please, I invite each and every one of you to call into my show
和我一起用不时的奇思妙想 so you can help me get Seattle hooked on our sometimes whimsical,
开阔眼界的讨论 把西雅图人们联结起来 always enlightened brand of discussion.
不过我已经占用了Niles太多的时间 But I've taken enough time away from Niles.
毕竟 今晚是属于他的大日子 After all, this is his night.
他刚刚被选为这个出色的酒会的会长 He has been elected corkmaster of this fine club.
谢谢你 Frasier Thank you, Frasier.
有那么一瞬间我以为你要做一大段告别演说呢 For a moment, I thought you were settling in for a long farewell speech.
- 同意 - 都同意吗 - Second. - All in favor?
- 是的 - 好吧 如果你们坚持的话 - Aye. - Well, if you insist.
就在不远的七年前的一天 It was a short seven years ago,
一个跟此时此刻非常相似的夜晚 on a night very much like this one,
一个男人有一个梦想 a man had a dream...
傀儡酿酒学
好了 Roz 现在我们要录一档跟以往 All right, Roz, now, this is a very different kind of show
完全不一样的节目了 过程你都清楚了吗 we're gonna be doing, so are you clear on the procedure?
有这么难吗 What's so hard?
你讲一会 我接进热线 You talk for a while, I screen calls,
你来接听 我表现得很感兴趣 you answer them, I look interested...
- 哦 我知道难在哪了 - 哦 哈哈 真好笑 - Oh, I see the hard part. - Oh, ha-ha, very funny.
好了 这是酒会会员的名单 Alright, listen, this is a list of the members of the wine club.
一会这里面有人要是打电话进来的话 If any of these names should happen to call,
马上接到我那 然后系紧安全带 put them through immediately, and then fasten your seat belt
看出随心所欲包罗万象的好戏吧 for an all-out, freewheeling symposium.
- 嘿 这不是全才先生吗 - 哦 Kenny - Hey, there's my Renaissance man. - Oh, Kenny.
如果心理治疗没有用 就带他们去喝酒吧 If you can't solve their problems with therapy, solve them with drinking.
没错 不过 咱广告里就别播这句了好吧 Yes, well, let's just keep that out of the ads, shall we?
- 呵呵 晚了 - 哦 - Heh. Too late. - Oh.
Kenny Kenny...
总而言之 所有关于贝蒂餐厅的点评 And finally, no review of Le Petit Oiseau
都无一例外地提到了他们的店面装潢 would be complete without a word about their décor.
太可怕了 Hideous.
我们广告之后再见 I'll be back after these messages.
结束啦 And we're out.
嘿 Lance Hi, Lance.
这位是Fraiser 这位是Roz Here's Frasier, and this is Roz.
- 下面的节目她是导播 - 嗨 - She'll be producing the rest of the show. - Hi.
- 嗨 - 是嘛 这挺有趣啊 - Hi. - Oh, my, isn't that interesting?
呃 Frasier想让我来给他那部分做导播 Yes, well, Frasier wants me to produce his segment of the show.
我们需要调整一下音频 We have to get the levels
来找到适合他声音的频率 right to accommodate the timbre of his voice.
天呐天呐天呐 她怎么这么多事啊 My, my, my, isn't she the fuss-pot?
其实吧 是我的意思 Actually, it was my idea.
我说的就是你啊 That's who I was talking about.
Gil 希望你不要介意我接手这一部分 Listen, Gil, I I hope you don't mind my doing this segment.
哦 可别动这个念头 我太高兴了 Oh, perish the thought. I'm ecstatic.
就像你的节目最后十五分钟 As ecstatic as you would be
被别人抢走了的那样高兴 if someone hijacked the last 15 minutes of your show.
嘿 Gil Lance是闹哪样啊 Hey, Gil, what is the deal with Lance?
哦 你已经被他征服了是吗 Roz Oh, smitten already, are we, Roz?
他可是女士们眼中的香饽饽啊 Well, he's certainly catnip to the ladies.
不是 我是说 真的吗 No, that was... Really?
呃 他是这么说的 Well, that's what he claims.
不过呢 我是从来没见过他跟女人在一起 Of course, I've never actually seen him with a woman.
私下讲 我一直以为他是不太一样的那种 Well, just between us, I've always thought he went the other way.
怎么个不一样啊 Which way would that be?
我们回来啦 And we're back.
通常这个时候 我会进行我节目的最后一部分 Normally at this time, I'd be doing my final segment on food
关于食物的热量问题 for the calorie-conscious,
就是"热量低并且可食用的东西" "All Things Light and Edible."
但很明显 健康在某些心理医生主持人 But, apparently, health is going to take a back seat
对葡萄酒的痴迷里只好让位了 to the random musings of a radio psychiatrist on wine.
所以为了避免不必要的纷争 请允许我介绍 So without further ado,
"葡萄酒天地"以及主持人 Frasier Crane医生 I give you The Wine Corner, with your host, Dr. Frasier Crane.
谢谢 Gil 谢谢你诚挚的介绍 Thank you, Gil, for that gracious introduction.
西雅图你好 欢迎来到"葡萄酒天地" And hello to you, Seattle. Welcome to The Wine Corner.
希望你们像我一样对这档新节目激动 I hope you're as excited about this new program as I am.
我将自己想做夏尔巴人 一个向导 如果你们愿意 I offer myself as Sherpa, a guide, if you will,
夏尔巴人:他们深居深山老林 过去几乎与世隔绝 后因为给攀登珠穆朗玛峰登山队当向导或背夫而闻名
就让我带领你们穿过古物与葡萄酒的迷宫 to lead you through the labyrinth of vintages and wine lists,
穿过酒庄和酒窖 带领你们 chateaus and bodegas, and take you, hopefully,
进入一个崭新的生活层次 to a whole new level of sophistication.
总的来说呢 Linda In summary, Linda,
酒瓶瓶身上注明的年份并不是保质期 the year listed on the bottle is not an expiration date.
所以说那瓶1997年的酒是完全可以喝的 So that wine from 1997 should be perfectly safe to drink.
- 还有谁吗 Roz - 还有十秒 Fraiser - Who else, Roz? - We have ten seconds, Frasier.
这样的话 这里是Frasier Crane In that case, this is Frasier Crane
提醒您 一瓶好的葡萄酒就像一个出色的女人 reminding you that a great wine is like a great woman,
永远让你陶醉其中 甚至出乎你的意料 always intoxicating, ever surprising,
并会随着年龄的增长愈发醇香 and only getting better with age.
- 啊 你真这么觉得吗 - 哦 谁管呢 Roz - Aw, do you really believe that? - Oh, who cares, Roz?
我十分钟前就不听我自己在说啥了 I stopped listening to myself ten minutes ago.
你确定没有酒会的会员打来电话吗 Are you sure no one from the wine club called?
我确定 别难过啊 你有好多别的热心听众 I'm positive. Don't feel bad. You got a lot of other callers.
我只是想要激发一种在酒会里的那种 It's just that I was hoping to provoke
充满激情的辩论 the same kind of spirited debates we have at the wine club.
没有什么条条框框 人人都能参与 No holds barred free-for-alls
有时候甚至聊到快要黎明破晓 that sometimes go into the wee hours of the night,
不得不在街上解决内急 and even spill out into the streets.
唉 Roz 我们曾经是那么爱葡萄酒的 Oh, Roz, we loved wine then.
呜哈 Frasier Huzzah, Frasier.
我们说话这会儿 听众们一定都在喝得酩酊大醉呢 I'm sure everyone who was listening is hitting the bottle as we speak.
Lance和我打算出去来一个男生之夜 Well, Lance and I are going for a boys' night out.
把你们的女儿看好哦 Lock up your daughters.
爸 你听听看 这段对听众来说会不会有点太晦涩了 Dad, tell me if you think this is too subtle for my listening audience.
"这种欢愉的味觉体验是来自于令人焦虑的 "This delightful offering is infused with the brooding,
甚至有些危险的香草" almost dangerous presence of vanilla."
不会啊 不太晦涩难懂啊 No, it's not too subtle,
除非你想让他们知道你到底在说什么鬼 unless you want them to know what the hell you're talking about.
你不觉得这很明显就是我很享受我的酒吗 What, you don't think it's clear that I enjoyed the wine?
我不觉得你是在谈论酒啊 I don't think it's clear you're talking about wine.
- 天呐 肯定是新的理疗师 - 啊 我真幸运啊 - Lord, that'll be the new therapist. - Ah, lucky me.
好了 爸 注意你的言行 Oh, now, behave yourself, Dad.
只要坚持到Daphne回来就好 It's only until Daphne comes back.
你是不知道找一个会做饭的理疗师 You have no idea how difficult it is
到底有多难 to find a therapist that can also cook.
- 她叫Frederica - 哦 - Her name is Frederica. - Oh.
听起来像是德语 你知道这意味着什么吗 Sounds German. You know what that means.
她可能是因为用了类固醇而被铅球队驱逐了 She was probably kicked off the shot-put team for using steroids.
爸 德国人不会因为这个把人驱逐出队的 Now, Dad, the Germans never threw anybody off the team for that.
- 啊 你好 - 嗨 我是Frederica - Ah. Hello. - Hi, I'm Frederica.
快请进 来 我来帮你拿包 Won't you come in? Here, let me take your bag.
我是Fraiser Crane医生 这位是我爸Martin I'm Dr. Frasier Crane, and this is my father, Martin.
- 来 我来帮你拿外套 - 很高兴见到你 - Here, let me take your coat. - Pleasure to meet you.
我爸爸稍微有点 疏于复健 Listen, my father's been, well, letting his exercises slide a bit.
哦 人之常情 Crane医生 Oh, well, that's human nature, Dr. Crane.
人们有很多原因不复健啊 People neglect their exercising for many reasons:
什么假期啦 旅行啦 生病啦 没时间啦 死掉啦 Holidays, travel, illness, lack of time, death.
但是我只接受一个借口 And there's only one of those excuses that I accept:
那就是假期 It's holidays.
- 啊 我逗你呢 - 啊 不错 - Ah, it's just your leg I'm pulling. - Oh. Well, good one.
我之前还担心你是那种非常严肃又死板的类型呢 I was worried that you were gonna be one of those drill-sergeant types.
给我看看你的复健练习垫 You'll show me your exercise mat.
你又逗我呢是吧 That's my other leg you're pulling, huh?
快去 Now!
啊 太好了 Ah, yes.
"只有受过训练的味蕾 "But discernible only to the educated palate
才能尝出这一丝紫罗兰的气味 is the hint of violets
它就如副歌 久不散去" that lingers like a haunting refrain."
我的老天爷啊 Good Lord.
哦 你真是太丢人了 Crane医生 Oh. Shame on you, Dr. Crane.
你就应该让他不要间断复健的 You really should have kept him at his exercises.
- 他没事吧 - 太有事了好吗 - Is he all right? - No, indeed.
- 他的身形大走样了 - 可我的意思是 - He is shamefully out of shape. - But I meant...
不过别担心 我来的正是时候 But don't worry. I got here just in time.
我会让他好起来的 不然就得找出原因 I'll shape him up or know the reason why.
喂 Hello.
哦 是我 谢谢你回我电话 Peabody老兄 Oh, yes, thank you for returning my call, Brother Peabody.
我就是好奇 为啥从来没有酒会的会员 Yes, well, I was just wondering how come none of the members
给我的节目打电话呢 have been calling my wine show.
什么 No.
Niles是会长 Well, just because Niles is corkmaster,
并不意味着他就可以决定 it doesn't mean he has the right to dictate
你们给谁打电话啊 whom you may and may not call.
老天啊 这个人是我的亲弟弟 Good Lord, the man is my own brother.
怎么会有人能对血脉相连的人不管不顾呢 How can someone turn his back on his own flesh and blood?
有人在打电话呢 Someone on the phone here!
发牢骚俱乐部
是的 Aye.
解决了 还有别的提案吗 It is so resolved. Any other business?
啊 前任Crane老兄 你怎么来了 Ah. Former Brother Crane, what are you doing here?
你心知肚明 You know very well.
你怎么敢教唆会员们不要给我的节目打电话 How dare you instruct the members not to call into my radio show.
我只是让他们注意酒会条例10C这一项 I simply directed their attention to law 10C
俱乐部不应该通过合同或者证书 which states that the club shall not, through contract or deed,
- 认证任何商业事务 - 认证任何商业事务 对 对 - endorse any commercial endeavor. - Any commercial endeavor, yes, yes.
你当然可以躲在那些苍白的法律条例后面 You can hide behind some flimsy by-law
想躲多久躲多久 if you wish to for as long as you like.
我们都清楚你到底是什么意思 报复 We both know the subtext behind this pretext, vindictiveness.
- 哦 我 - 鉴于此次滥用职权 - Oh. I've... - In light of this abuse of power,
我提议撤销他酒会会长的职务 I move that the corkmaster be stripped of his title,
并且由真正配得上这个称号的人接任 and that some well-deserving member be named in his stead.
哦 提案由于没有人同意而宣告失败 Oh. The motion fails for lack of a second.
- 同意 - 停 提案无效 - Second. - Stop that. Motion denied.
议程规定 有同意就不能被否定 Point of order, a motion cannot be denied that has been seconded.
对 但是主席团不承认酒会前会员的提案 因此 Yes, well, the chair doesn't recognize motions from former members, ergo,
对于不存在的提案当然没有同意的了 there can be no second to a motion that doesn't exist.
哪个提案能让我们快点去酒吧我就支持哪个 I move whatever it takes to get us to the bar.
同意 Second that.
好吧 主席团宣布紧急情况 进行五分钟休会 All right, the chair declares a state of emergency and a five-minute recess.
不好意思 Fraiser 你赶紧给我离开这 Excuse me, Frasier, I want you out of here.
你上次抢我的风头已经够过分的了 It's bad enough you upstaged me the other night.
我没有 I did no such thing.
才怪 你可以随便选一天宣布退会 Oh, no, you could've picked any time to announce your resignation,
但是你偏偏选了我就职的那一天 but you chose my inauguration to do it.
胡说 Niles 你知道你在说什么吗 Nonsense, Niles. Will you listen to yourself?
- 这只是一个酒会而已 - 只是一个酒会而已 - This is just a wine club. - Just a wine club?
你是没有等了两年才有机会加入啊 That's not the platform you campaigned on two years in a row.
你想说什么都可以 You can say anything you want now,
你知道这个酒会对我来说有多重要 you know how important this place is to me.
你也知道我的节目对我来说有多重要 Yes, and you know how important my radio show is to me.
哦 那我看咱俩扯平了 Oh, well, I guess then we're even.
所以你承认了 So you admit it.
你因为你的自私让这个酒会蒙羞 You have dishonored this club with your selfishness.
是啊 但起码我还在酒会里啊 Yes, well, at least I'm still in the club.
你是一个叛逃者 警卫 You are a trespasser. Sergeant at arms.
我们是来温和的还是强硬的 Well, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
好啊 不用麻烦你的亲信了 All right, call off your henchman.
好的 谢谢你 没事了 Hefflewhite兄弟 All right, thank you. Stand down, Brother Hefflewhite.
我是打算挽救你你知道吗 Niles I'm just trying to save you from yourself, Niles.
我知道 再会 前任兄弟 I see. Well, goodbye, former brother.
我也正想说这话呢 You took the words right out of my mouth.
- 嘿 爸 - 嘿 - Hi, Dad. - Hi.
有什么好看的电视节目吗 Anything good on TV tonight?
我不知道啊 怎么了 I don't know. Why?
哦 今晚没事干啊 想着咱俩一起干点啥呢 Oh, got the night free. Thought we might hang out together.
哦 好啊 Oh, that's nice.
- 通常 周三晚上我都在酒会的 - 哦 - You know, I usually have Wine Club on Wednesday nights. - Oh.
你周三晚上都干嘛呢 What do you usually do Wednesday nights?
哦 就坐着 享受沉默 Oh, just sit back, uh, enjoy the silence.
听起来不错哦 Sounds good.
- 七点半了 - 嗯 - Seven thirty. - Mm.
不知道这会他们在酒会干嘛呢 Wonder what they're doing at the wine club right now.
哦 老天 你打算一整晚都这样 Oh, jeez. You gonna do this all night?
不 不 不 老爸 你说得对 我很抱歉 No, no, Dad, you're right. I'm sorry.
我只是不想看到一个我曾经引以为傲的 It's just that I hate to see a once-proud institution
俱乐部会做出这么多愚蠢的决定 making so many foolish mistakes.
要是我这么说能让你觉得好受一点的话 Well, if it makes you feel any better,
我觉得这个俱乐部没有你就办不下去了 the club will probably fail without you.
肯定很没意思 会员们都退出了 It'll be no fun. All the members will resign.
下个月这时候 他们没准把楼都拆了 This time next month they'll probably have torn the building down.
我都分不清你什么时候在开玩笑了 I never know when you're being facetious.
不 你知道 Yeah, you do.
好吧 好吧 我们来聊点别的 All right, all right, let's talk about something else.
- 你的复健怎么样了 - 哦 - How was your physical therapy? - Oh.
今天下午是我这辈子最糟糕的一个下午 It was the most painful afternoon of my life.
她对我干了一些事情 She did things to me.
很不好的事情 Bad things.
爸 我们可以再找一个理疗师 Well, Dad, I suppose we could look for another therapist.
哦 等一下 来 尝尝这个 Oh, hold on a second. Here, try this.
我的天 啊 这个醋焖牛肉也太好吃了 My God. Oh, that sauerbraten is ambrosia.
等你喝一口她爸爸自己酿的啤酒再说这话 Oh, and wait till you wash it down with her papa's homemade lager.
怎么样 How is everything?
哦 天 Frederica 我从来没吃过这么好吃的东西 Oh, gosh, Frederica, I've never tasted anything so divine.
哦 是吗 Crane医生 Oh, yeah, you see, Dr. Crane,
我从来不觉得健康要靠节食 I don't believe that fitness depends on starving yourself.
秘诀就是锻炼 努力工作还有好的食物 The secret is exercise, hard work, then good food,
尤其是你付出汗水之后会有很多 and lots of it when you've earned it.
哦 这些吃的真是太好吃了 Oh... Well, this is fabulous food.
你还没付出呢 You haven't earned it!
我只是在开玩笑啦 That's just my way of having fun.
当然可以啦 不客气 我再去盛一盘 Of course, you're welcome. I'll get another plate.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们应该叫Niles来 他喜欢吃这个 We ought to get Niles over here, you know. He'd love this stuff.
Niles 爸 我告诉过你了 这个家不欢迎Niles Niles? Dad, I told you, Niles is no longer welcome in this house.
谢谢你 Frederica Thank you, Frederica.
哦 儿子 你跟你弟弟说让你重新加入就好了嘛 Oh, son, why don't you just ask your brother to take you back?
我说了啊 I did.
我给他打电话道歉了 I called him and I apologized.
他不听啊 He would hear none of it.
他就一直说酒会的规定和条款 All he did was keep quoting rules and by-laws.
老天啊 跟你们俩小时候争堡垒一样 God, just like when you were kids with that fort.
你们总是喜欢制定一些天花乱坠的规则 You were always making up these big fancy rules
然后自己给自己一个头衔 然后总是以吵架结束 and titles for yourself. It always ended up in a fight.
我以前就不喜欢 现在也不 I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now.
好吧 那我们就别讨论这个了吧 All right, then, we just won't talk about it.
而且 我也不再纠结酒会了 Besides, I'm through with the wine club.
好的 那我们就享受一下星期三吧 Good. Why don't we just enjoy our Wednesday?
同意 Second.
都同意吗 All in favor?
是的 Aye.
提议通过 Motion carried.
我说完了 I'm done now.
我喝橡树酒喝出了梅子味 I'm getting oak with plummy overtones.
我在赡养费上被摆了一道 I'm getting screwed on alimony.
Niles 我想跟你谈谈 Niles, I wanna talk to you.
爸 怎么了 出什么事了吗 Dad? What happened? Is there something wrong?
废话 是关于你和Frasier的 You're damned right there is. It's about you and Frasier.
我的天 你是戴了个绶带么 Good God, you wear a sash?
Frasier让你来的是吗 Frasier sent you down here, didn't he?
- 不是 - Frasier 过来 快点 - No. - Frasier, get in here, now.
爸 这没必要吧 Dad, this isn't necessary.
对啊 我们 我们可以找个别的时间来说这事 Yeah, we we we can talk about this some other time.
你们俩都闭嘴 Zip it up, both of you.
我刚放弃了这辈子最好吃的一顿饭 I just gave up the best meal of my life to come down here,
所以给我听好了 so listen up.
Niles 带你哥一起玩 Niles, let your brother play.
爸 这不是个游戏啊 Dad, this is not a game.
这是个俱乐部 Frasier坏了规矩 This is a club, and Frasier broke the rules.
- 理论上说 我 - 闭嘴 - Technically, I did... - Zip!
那你就重新定个规矩让Frasier回来 Well, then you write a new rule so that Frasier can come back.
- 首先 我需要一个道歉 - 我说了闭嘴 - First, I want an apology. - I said zip it.
- 他说了 我听见了 - 别耍小聪明 - He did. I heard him. - Don't get smart.
那么 你带不带你哥玩 Now, are you gonna let your brother play?
- 爸 我 - 你带不带你哥玩 - Dad, l...? - Are you gonna let your brother play?
- 为什么 - 你带不带你哥玩 - Why...? I... - Are you gonna let your brother play?
你带不带你哥玩 Are you gonna let your brother play?
行 Fine.
我还会听到关于你俩的问题吗 Am I gonna have any more trouble between you two?
- 不会了 - 不会了 - No. - No.
不会了什么 No what?
- 不会了长官 - 不会了长官 - No, sir. - No, sir.
很好 现在 握手 Good. Now, shake hands.
这才像话嘛 That's more like it.
现在 如果你不介意的话 有一盘德国曲奇 Now, you don't mind, I've got a big plate of Gewürzplätzchen
在家等着我回去吃呢 waiting for me at home with my name on it.
我们继续谈酒吧 Ahem. Well, let's get back to the wine, shall we?
你们俩被老爸吼了耶 You got yelled at by your dad.
- 那个 可能是有点 - 闭嘴 - Well, be that as it may... - Zip it.
- Niles - 嘿 Frasier - Niles. - Hello, Frasier.
我想着咱俩可以一起开车去酒会啊 Thought we could drive over to Wine Club together.
我在想我要不就不去了 Actually, I'm thinking about not going.
怎么了 Why not?
Niles 说实话 我对酒会的热情有点消退 Niles, truth be told, my enthusiasm for the wine club has started to turn.
我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.
以前是个酒会 It used to be the wine club,
现在就是个嘲笑别人的俱乐部 now it's just the teasing-people club.
那我们都别去了吧 Then let's not go.
那他们会把咱俩的名字写在空缺瓶子里 Well, they'll put our names in the absent bottle.
下回咱俩就得带小饼干去了 We'll have to bring the crackers next time.
- 那要是没有下回呢 - 你什么意思 - What if there's no next time? - What do you mean?
Niles 那些人根本不关心酒 Niles, those people don't care about wine.
至少不是咱们俩这种方式 Not the way you and I do, no.
那为什么我们不创立一个全新的俱乐部呢 What's preventing us from starting a whole new club from scratch?
我们可以回到最原本的样子 We could really get back to basics.
只有关于酒的事 Something that's just about wine,
还有一套清晰的法律条款和程序 and a clear constitutional procedure for enjoying it.
是啊 也许这次可以 Yes, well, then maybe this
用两套条款治理 time the governing body could be bicameral.
我不知道啊 Niles Well, I don't know, Niles.
议会制度也挺好的 There is something to be said for the parliamentary system.
无论如何 Well, either way,
我们都需要有力度的条例保证俱乐部正常运作 we have to have a strong judiciary to keep it in check.
上帝啊 我真是爱死葡萄酒了 God, I love wine.