抓住外国佬
你能深情一眼挚爱万年吗 Can you love me with a thousand eyes
你能看透我心底的情愫吗 Can you see right through my bones
我需要看医生 I need a doctor!
老子会给你找个兽医的 王八蛋 I'll get you a vet, you son of a bitch!
你应该先开枪打他的 You should have shot him first!
两着小丑装的嫌犯正向南行驶至51号墙 We've got two clowns headed south on wall 51!
距边境4英里远 Four miles from the border.
别把血溅到我的钱上 And stop bleeding on my money!
各单位注意 All units, be advised.
嫌疑人携有武器 十分危险 Suspects are armed and dangerous.
该死的 What the fuck!
女士们先生们 你们好 Well, hello, boys and girls.
要问有什么比一个可悲的小丑更惨 There's nothing worse than a sad clown.
那就是一个大出血还 Unless it's a clown bleeding internally
在你的钱上把血咳得到处都是的小丑了 and coughing it all over your money.
看上去这个暑假 Well, I suppose this summer vacation
在南部边境来一次携赃大逃亡 with a big haul south of the border,
已经毋庸置疑了 was out of the question now.
但就如我老妈告诉我的 But like my old mother always told me,
死一边去 废物 "Fuck off, loser."
让你的世界自由地旋转吧 Let your world spin free
放手吧 我亦如此 Let it go, I'll do the same
财富将照耀着我 The jewels will shine on me
墨西哥边境巡逻队正在追击 Gringo border patrols in pursuit.
Bill Bill!
哇靠 Holy shit!
马戏团进城啦 The circus came to town!
Vazquez 这样吧 Vazquez, I'll tell you what.
我们来处理这个案子 We'll take care of this.
这样最好 否则书面工作挺麻烦的 You better. You know the paperwork involved.
我们会说他们是在美国境内被捕的 好吗 We'll say they landed on your side. Okay?
没问题 No problemo.
长官 Comandante!
把这些人拷进我们车里 Load these guys in our car.
这些袋子也带走 The bags too.
把这该死的火灭了 And put this shit out!
我们得自己处理他们了 We might have to book them ourselves.
扯淡 这是我们的犯人 Vazquez Bullshit. These are our prisoners, Vazquez.
我不这么认为 Bill Not the way I see it, Bill.
他们可在墨西哥境内 They are on Mexican soil.
你个混蛋 Vazquez You're a piece of shit, Vazquez.
你今儿别想把这俩小丑带走 There's no way you're taking these clowns.
别想讨价还价 You're in no position to bargain.
我可不大喜欢我们所定下的 I'd hate for our little arrangement,
每月第二个周二的小约定 every second Tuesday of the month...
去你的 Vazquez Fuck you, Vazquez!
你想告发我吗 You thinking about blowing the whistle on me or something, huh?
是的 必要的话 Yeah, if I need to.
你在威胁我吗 混蛋 Is that a threat, cabron?
虽然大家账上都不干净 Look, you're corrupt, we're corrupt.
但有一点不同 There's one difference.
那就是我们承认自己贪污 We're honest about it.
你最好用你们那套该死的 You better bury them in that goddamn
"锒铛入狱 管你死活"的规矩干掉他们 "I don't give a fuck, slap on the wrist" beaner system of yours.
就这么办 Bill You win, Bill.
你不会再听到他们的消息了 You won't be hearing from them again.
他们犯了什么罪 Hey, what did they do?
抢银行吗 Rob a bank?
自己问吧 天才 You figure it out, genius.
出发吧 Let's go.
Luis 离开这个鬼地方 Luis, let's get the fuck out of here!
这是常规程序 It's procedure!
去他妈的程序 走吧 Fuck procedure, let's go!
没有案底 No IDs.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
我叫没头脑 他叫不高兴 I'm Bozo, he's Frosty with the...
-你叫什么 -Howard - What's your name? - Howard.
Dennis Dennis?
操 Ruben Fuck! Ruben?
这家伙死了 This guy's dead!
别担心 我们会安葬他的 Don't worry. We'll give him a nice burial,
把你从财富问题中解救出来 relieve you of your money troubles,
再给你找个好地方 and find you a nice place.
安度余生 You'll be happy there.
监狱 Ah, prison.
运气真好 本该在沙漠里挖洞度日的 I lucked out. It could've been a hole in the desert.
因为我身无分文 And since I didn't have any cash,
估计他们不得不以莫须有的罪名起诉我 I guess they were forced to charge me.
天知道我的钱现在在哪儿 God only knew where my cash was.
不过至少我知道它在谁手上 But at least I know who had it.
这音乐已经他妈的放了六个小时了 That's been playing for six fucking hours.
墨西哥街头音乐真折磨人 Torture by Mariachi.
这是什么 Ah, what's this?
枪支检查 你知道规矩的 Check your guns, you know the rules.
带着枪的狱友 Oh. Inmates. With guns.
这倒从没听说过 Now that's kind of new.
照看好这个 Take care of this one.
我在这还有得学呢 I got a lot to learn about this place.
鞋子给我 傻逼 Give me your shoes, bitch!
与狼共舞 Dancing with the stars.
我明白了 I see.
在看守所里让你改造思想 端正态度 Get your mind right. Soften you up in a holding cell
用大声不间断的音乐抑制你的睡眠 with loud music, deprive you of sleep.
估计我那顿杀威棒也快到了 Oh, well, I guess I was gonna have to take my lumps sooner or later.
-鞋子 -啥 - Zapatos! - Huh?
-什么 -鞋子 妈的 - Yeah? - The shoes, puto!
看起来你脚太小了 You look like you have really small feet
这鞋可是11码的 and these are size 11!
真他妈的疼 Ah. Fucking ouch.
以后有你受的 混球 You'll have fun in here asshole.
这里暂时就是你们的家了 This will be your home for a while,
而我们就是你们的家人 and we your family.
几小时内 你们会被转移到主监狱 In a few hours, you will be moved into the main prison.
我们不会管得太严 You'll have some freedom,
但请记住 but remember...
这里仍然是监狱 this is still a prison.
在这看守所里学学生存之道 Use what you've learned in this holding cell,
别给大家惹麻烦 and don't make trouble for us or yourselves.
否则 就像谚语说的 Or, as the saying goes...
地方虽小 弄残你绰绰有余 "Small town, large hell".
欢迎各位 Welcome.
这里是El Pueblito This is "El Pueblito".
祝大家好运 God bless you.
Jack 你工作太上心了吧 Jack, you work too hard.
领事馆已经关门了 The consulate's closed.
只是过来取些档案 I just came to pick up the files.
你似乎忘了把那个美国佬的档案报给我 I think you may be forgetting to report an American citizen.
这可是严重失误 Armando That's a serious offense, Armando.
诚如其言 Jack Honest mistake, Jack.
明天来找我 我来搞定 Come see me tomorrow. We'll sort it out.
听了无数遍那首歌以后 Five thousand songs or so later,
我们出了看守所 we were let out of the holding cell
并被转移到监狱的大众生活区 and transferred to the general prison populace.
G区24号 G区25号 G区26号 G-24, G-25,G-26...
虽然以前也进去蹲过 Now I've been in the joint before,
但这次稍有不同 but this was kind of different.
这到底是监狱还是世上最恶心的购物中心 Is this a prison or the world's shittiest mall?
要在这里生存下去 If I was going to survive in this place,
我就得大展神威了 it was time to do what I was good at.
不管怎样 我的烟抽完了 Anyway, I was out of cigarettes.
劳力士为瑞士奢华腕表品牌
居然是劳力士 Holy Rolex.
该死 Shit.
谢谢 Gracias.
El Pueblito的睡觉时间到了 Well, it was bedtime at El Pueblito.
似乎所有的好位子都有主了 Hmm. Looked like all the good pieces of dirt were taken.
快起来你们这些懒猪 Get up you lazy bums!
快点 快点 Move it, move it!
有话留着一会说 动起来 You can talk later, let's move it!
快点 Move it!
外国佬 你也一样 滚那边去 You too gringo, get the fuck over there!
快去 快去 Let's go, let's go!
塑料 Plastics.
你得感激那些 You know, you gotta love murderers
懂得废物利用的罪犯 who recycle.
当心 外国佬 他们来了 Heads up gringo, here they come!
会有点疼 This is going to pinch a little.
贱人 Cunt.
开饭了 Lunch!
管理这里的并非典狱长而另有其人 Somebody was running this place, and it wasn't the warden.
似乎是他 人们在他面前战战兢兢 Ah. Now he looks like somebody. People showing him respect.
应该是他 他对着别人大吼大叫 Yeah, he's somebody. He's yelling at people.
看来衣服格调超烂的小子是他的手下 So the little guy in the bad-taste clothes is working for him
因为这胖子让他手忙脚乱 cause he's making his life miserable.
等等 十二点钟方向 And... Wait a minute, 12 o'clock.
那个身着浴衣站在天台上的人 Guy in a bathrobe in the penthouse.
他一定是El Hefner Well, he must be El Hefner.
不 刚才那两人都是他的手下 No, no. Those two guys are both working for him.
他甚至连衣服都不用穿 He doesn't even have to get dressed
就能让他俩手忙脚乱 and he's making both their lives miserable.
他从哪儿弄来这么一套浴衣 Where'd he get a bathrobe like that?
我得提高在这的社会地位 I had to improve my social standing around here.
其实真的很简单 It was simple, really.
付几角钱就可以请一天假 Two bits bought you a day off work
这样就可以专心于正业了 so you could focus on doing a real job.
需要海洛因吗 Need some heroin?
去餐车那转转吧 Make tracks to the smack shack,
那里生意极好 where business was always booming.
有烟吗 Got a cigarette?
-有 -能给我一支吗 - Yeah. - Can I have one?
你几岁了 孩子 How old are you, kid?
-十八 -扯淡 - Eighteen. - Get lost.
十岁 现在能给我一支了吧 I'm ten. Can I have one now?
不行 No.
给我点甜头或许对你比较好 You probably want me to keep my mouth shut.
Manuel的玉米饼门面起火了 Well, Manuel's taco stand caught on fire,
而Rodrigo医生同时丢了些钞票 and Rodrigo the Doctor seems to have some misplaced cash.
要是我传出去 这事情肯定大条了 If I talk, the shit's really going to hit the fence.
抽烟 Cigarette?
火机 Light?
你是个观察者 So, you're a watcher.
观察身边的事可以学到很多东西 You learn a lot from watching.
你在监狱里干什么 What are you in here for?
真有趣 Very funny.
我才十岁 伙计 我爸以前贩毒被抓进来了 I'm only ten, man. My father was a dealer.
以前 Was?
对 我和妈妈住 Yeah, I live here with my mom.
英语说得不错 在哪学的 You speak pretty good English, kid. Where'd you learn?
芝麻街为美国著名的幼儿教育电视节目
《芝麻街》 Sesame Street.
这些学龄儿童每天在这晃悠什么 What's with all the school kids going back and forth all the time?
不是囚犯的话是可以自由出入的 If you're not an inmate, you're free to go in and out.
-什么 他们住这吗 -是的 - What? They live here? - Yeah.
你可以在刑期内付钱让你的 If you have money, you can pay for your family
家人搬来和你一起住 to come live with you while you're serving time.
这倒挺新鲜 你怎么没去上学 That's a new one. How come you don't go to school?
我很特殊 I'm special.
你哪里特殊了 Yeah? How are you special?
帮他点上而已 I just lit it for him!
走吧 Let's go.
我当初有没有告诉你不准抽烟的 What did I tell you about the fucking cigarettes!
大多外国佬在El Pueblito Most gringos are in worse shape
待了一段时间后都会形销骨立 after a few days in El Pueblito.
就当度了个假吧 Yeah. Some vacation, huh?
我猜你会喜欢这个的 I bet you'd like one of these.
肯定的 Oh, would I!
你档案上并没有登记名字 你有名字吗 Now, your, uh, file doesn't have a name. Do you have a name?
有 Richard Johnson Yes. Richard Johnson.
英文名中迪克是理查的昵称
Dick Johnson对吗 Dick Johnson, huh?
运气真背 It's unfortunate.
确实 Yeah.
你需要我帮你联系谁吗 Dick Anybody I can contact for you, Dick?
-老婆 恋人 -没有 - Wife, sweetheart? - No.
-男朋友 -没有 - Boyfriend? - No.
我可不这么认为 I didn't think so.
Valium即安定 具有镇静 抗惊厥等作用
档案说你因未持处方于药店 Says here you were caught buying Valium
非法购买Valium而被捕 in a drugstore downtown without a prescription.
似乎不大对啊 That doesn't quite fit.
你在这里干什么呢 What are you doing in here?
是的 确实不对 完全是扯淡 You're right. It doesn't fit. That is bullshit.
他们瞎编的罪名 They're making this up.
两个警察找上门来 Two cops got a hold of me,
抓了我 最后我就到这了 they rolled me in and I ended up in here.
你得把我弄出来 You gotta get me out of here.
只是抓错了对吧 Just misunderstood, huh?
对 Yes, that's right.
你没有指纹 You don't have any fingerprints.
道上混的人都会烧掉自己的指纹 Guy who burns off his fingerprints is a career man.
这我还是知道的 Even I know that much.
你到底帮不帮我出狱 You gonna get me out of here or not?
有人似乎想把你抹杀在这里啊 Seems to me somebody's trying to bury you in here.
夏洛克指福尔摩斯 这里为讽刺他的推理
扯淡 Sherlock No shit, Sherlock.
你想要什么 What do you want?
或许我能够帮你 I mean, maybe I can help you.
守口如瓶的话我也帮不了你 Like I said, i can't help you without any information.
你什么都没告诉我 You're not giving me any information.
你把我弄出来 我就告诉你 You spring me out of here, I'll give you plenty.
在这里挂掉可比生存下去容易得多 You know, it's a lot easier to end up dead in here than to survive.
尤其对一个身无分文 Gringo without money
关在南部边境监狱的外国佬来说 in a south of the border jail.
其实也没这么差 Ah, it's not so bad, you know.
这里不过脏乱一点罢了 At least it's a shithole.
好吧 你还是不肯告诉我 All right. You're not gonna tell me.
行 可以的 That's all right. That's all right. That's fine.
可以理解 I can respect that.
但我会自己找出真相的 But I will find the truth out for myself, you know.
当然 瞎了的猪还会自己拱地呢 Well, even a blind pig has to find an acorn now and then.
你说我胖 You called me fat.
当心 伙计 你中伤我了 Be careful, my friend. You'll hurt my feelings.
告诉你 Let me tell you something.
我内心还住着另一个阴暗的家伙 There's a little skinny guy inside of me
知道他跟我说什么吗 and you know what that guy's saying?
他说你还藏着些小秘密 He's saying something stinks about you.
而我会找到真相的 And I'm gonna find out what it is.
很高兴见到你 Nice meeting you.
-我也是 谢谢你来看我 -保重 - You too. Thanks for dropping by. - Take care of yourself.
别流太多汗啊 Yeah, don't sweat too much.
从没有过 Oh, I never do!
丑陋的美国人 The ugly American.
在遇见他之前我一直以为这说的是我 I thought it was me until he turned up.
我可不希望他掺和我的事 I didn't like him sniffing around my business.
没有免费的午餐 Nothing's free!
求求你了 我们无处可去了 Please! We have nowhere to go!
你可以跟着我 You could stay with me.
是你不让我帮忙 You won't let me help you.
过来孩子 快走吧 C'mon kids, hurry up, let's go.
会说英语吗 Hey, you speak English?
嗯 Yeah.
我在找住的地方 I'm looking for a place to live
你似乎能帮上忙 and you look like the guy that knows.
房地产可是稀罕货 Real estate is a high commodity.
你想找什么样的地方 What are you looking for?
没啥特别需求 Nothing special.
就是这了 Here we are!
滚出去 混球 Get out, cabron!
如你所愿 外面有公共浴室 Nothing special. There is a common bathroom for tenants outside.
想的话也可以看看有线电视 TV and cable are additional if you want it.
电扇 毯子和毛巾都是附带的 欢迎入住 Fan, blanket, and towel are complimentary. Welcome.
真棒 Perfect.
将军 一切都好吗 All good General?
好好照顾他 Take care of him.
这肯定是监狱的上流社会生活区了 Well, this must be cell block A.
让服刑生活截然不同 Gives a whole new meaning to doing hard time.
给专人提供的特殊区域 A special wing for special inmates.
估计得托关系才能进去吧 I guess you had to know someone to get in.
你他妈看个什么劲儿 What the fuck are you looking at?
靠 Fuck!
你怎么还不睡觉 Why aren't you in bed?
我想和你一起回家 I didn't want you walking home alone.
看来越狱不大现实 Okay. So escaping is frowned upon.
看上去容易做起来难 白小子 It's harder than it looks, guero.
越狱 Breaking out.
对我来说似乎很容易 I don't know. It looks pretty easy to me.
在El Pueblito你能买到任何东西 You can buy anything in El Pueblito.
除了出去的方法 Except your way out.
就连Javi外出也得按时回来 Even Javi has to come back when he goes out.
Javi是谁 Who's Javi?
鼠王为1962年小说《鼠王》中的人物 这里指狱霸
鼠王 King Rat.
他掌管着整个监狱 He runs the joint.