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翻譯:小呆 後期:Holy

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主播 亞絲娜

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這裡是News Headline

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虛擬形象遭強制解除引發恐慌

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本日下午6時許

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一位自稱茅場晶彥的神秘人物

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對所有遊戲玩家的虛擬形象實施了強制解除

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致使玩家們變回了現實生活中的面貌

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該事件發生後

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人們發現多數的女性角色玩家

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都是由男性所假扮的

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也就是我們俗稱的「網路人妖」

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現場一度進入混亂

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另外 有一部分適合穿女裝的男性玩家

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則遭到了一些無視性別的男性玩家的求愛

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混亂局面有進一步加劇的趨勢

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以上是今天的News Headline

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Sword Art Offline

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川原礫默許

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大家好 這裡是Sword Art Offline的節目時間

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我是主持人亞絲娜

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我是解說員桐人

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本節目是為大家播送在艾恩葛朗特發生的各類事件的

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資訊兼娛樂類節目

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每期節目我們都將會邀請豪華嘉賓出席 盡請期待

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話說 桐人先生

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關於News Headline中所報導的那個事件

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為什麼會有男性偏偏要選用女性角色登錄遊戲呢

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嗯…理由有很多

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不過最顯而易見的理由應該是希望受到別人的追捧吧

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受人追捧？

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身為男性卻還希望受到其他男人的追捧？

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不 網路遊戲中男女人數相比

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男性人數要遠遠多於女性

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所以作為女性玩家

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經常會在戰鬥中得到援助或者收到別人贈送的道具

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不會是因為他們喜歡男扮女裝

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亦或者是男同性戀之類的原因吧？

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其中也不排除會有這樣的人

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還有就是有想要扮演異性角色的人吧

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想扮演異性角色？

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嗯

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既然有人想成為帥氣的英雄

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那肯定也有人想要成為可愛的公主嘛

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難道說桐人他以前也曾想要當公主嗎

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如果真是那樣的話

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我就變身成王子

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桐人公主 我這就趕到你身邊來

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亞絲娜殿下 不可以

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我可以為了你去死

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哈哈哈…

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喂喂 亞絲娜小姐

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我…我沒事

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那麼接下來

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Sword Art Offline節目開始

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Sword Art Offline

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川原礫默許

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豆知識主播 結衣

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雖然人物角色的面容和身材不可以更改

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但髮型和髮色都可以根據個人喜好來自由設定

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大家也都來試試吧

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以上是本次Sword Art Trivia的內容

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錄像回顧環節

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本環節是從Blu-ray和DVD收錄的內容中

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挑選出一些片段

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然後與嘉賓一起進行評析的環節

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那麼首先 讓我們來認識一下今天的嘉賓吧

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他就是~

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有請

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風林火山會長·克萊因

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大家好大家好

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我是愛與正義的使者 克萊因

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克萊因先生是桐人先生最早認識的玩家

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也是桐人先生為數不多的幾個朋友之一

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為數不多是多餘的…

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那麼 讓我們和克萊因先生一起來回顧一下

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Sword Art Online第一集和第二集的內容吧

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不要漏掉俺大放光彩的鏡頭哦

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首先是節選自第一集的片段

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我的小弟弟…

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你太誇張了吧…

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克萊因先生 你被華麗的打敗了呢

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誒誒…為什麼要選這個片段

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順便說下這個藍色的野豬

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相當於某國民級RPG中史萊姆級的怪物

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真遜

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吵死了

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我當時可是新手 有什麼辦法

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接下來是同樣取自第一集的這個片段

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咦 你是…誰

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你又是誰

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說真的 那時候真是嚇了一跳呢

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確實

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因為玩遊戲時一般人都會選擇與自己長相不同的角色

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他果然在其他遊戲中有扮演女生…

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你怎麼了 亞絲娜

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我沒事

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那麼…

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接下來是第二集中的這個片段

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你也是沒人要的嗎

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才不是沒人要

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周圍的那些人好像都是同伴 我不想去打擾他們而已

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那時的亞絲娜小姐真嚇人啊

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你也覺得吧

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我當時還以為會被她刺呢

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就算是現在有時也會露出那種表情呢

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才…才沒有呢

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下一個下一個

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嗯…

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這一段也是出自第二集

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亞絲娜小姐 你受苦了啊

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你當時就那麼餓嗎…

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不是啦

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當時是因為平常吃飯沒工夫講究

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好久沒吃到好吃的才…

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就算是那樣 女孩子那種吃相也不太好吧

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你那簡直就像是餓紅眼的食肉動物

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真是的 桐人你欺負人

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不過與先前相比 亞絲娜小姐你性格變了好多呢

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嗯…這些大概都是托了桐人的福

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好了好了 以上是錄像回顧環節的內容

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Sword Art Offline

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川原礫默許

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豆知識主播 結衣

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攻略每層的安全等級是層數+10級

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也就是說與第一層Boss作戰的爸爸媽媽的等級大概在11級左右

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大家要記住哦

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以上是本次Sword Art Trivia的內容

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桐人與你探討人生

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本環節中桐人將以犀利的建議

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解決生活在Sword Art Online世界中大家遇到的困擾

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那個 我對探討人生沒什麼自信啊…

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沒問題的 桐人你一定能做到的

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那我就試試吧…

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那麼 這次前來諮詢的是這位先生

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諮詢者：K先生(化名)

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先報下你的姓名吧

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好的 我叫K

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那麼 你想探討什麼呢

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實際上我完全不受女性的歡迎

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哦…

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但聽說桐人那個混蛋…

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啊不對 桐人老師卻很受女性歡迎

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請務必告訴我秘訣

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那個 其實我不是很受女性歡迎啊

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可是你和那個血盟騎士團的美女副團長關係不是很好嗎

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討厭啦 說人家美女啥的

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我還聽說你和使用短劍的小個子偶像馴獸師西莉卡

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還有傲嬌美少女鍛冶師莉茲貝特她們關係也都很好呢

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桐人…

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等…等…等下…亞絲娜小姐 冷靜點

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你的表情好可怕

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我和她們兩個人沒發生過任何關係

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真的 是真的啦

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我對劍發誓 我絕沒撒謊

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我知道了 那我就相信你

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K先生你也真是的 害死我了

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我和她們兩人不是你想的那種關係啦

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我不擅長與人相處 所以也不擅長與女孩子交流

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你這傢伙說的是真的嗎

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那樣的話你就是個天生的花花公子

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不過就算是這樣沒出息的我也遇到了亞絲娜

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K先生有朝一日也定會遇到一位出色的女性的

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火大…

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桐人先生 謝謝你精彩的發言

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K先生你也要努力哦

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以上是本次「桐人與你探討人生」的節目內容

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喂 給我等下

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克萊因？

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桐人 你都還沒能讓我這個諮詢者贊同你

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怎麼就隨隨便便結束了呢

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抱…抱歉

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亞絲娜你也是 你可是主持人啊

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不能被好氣氛給蒙蔽了雙眼啊

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抱歉

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再說所謂的煩惱諮詢

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首先最重要的是認真的聽對方敘述

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這樣啊

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然後在聽對方敘述的同時

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慢慢找出對方會煩惱的原因在哪

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嗯嗯

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當然也不能光是指出原因來

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特別是當煩惱的原因在諮詢者自身時

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就必須要一步一步的真誠的對他說

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讓他自己察覺到原因是在自身

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原來如此

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要是有具體的主意的話

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直接向他建議就可以了

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例如就拿我來說吧

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就不應該老想著受歡迎

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急躁的抱著明顯意圖去強求女性

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而要從容不迫的 真誠的與女性交往

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真厲害啊 克萊因

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確實 太崇拜你了

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這些可都是煩惱諮詢的基本啊

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話說 你剛不是已經把自己的問題解決了嗎

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既然都知道該怎麼做 為什麼不照做啊

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囉嗦

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就算我明白但總不出結果 我當然會急了

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所以總是忍不住會見到女生就上去搭訕

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話說你上次還向一個女NPC搭訕來著

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那個…雖然結果有些奇怪

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總之克萊因先生的煩惱看來是得到解決了呢

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算了 以上是本次「煩惱諮詢」的節目內容

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Sword Art Offline

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川原礫默許

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那麼 到了要說再見的時間了

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克萊因先生 作為值得紀念的首個被邀請來的嘉賓

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您對本次出演有何感想

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本來只是抱著輕鬆的心態來參加的

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沒想到居然會被委以下期的欄目主持

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大伙 下期由我主持的人生諮詢

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大家就翹首以待吧

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好好 隨你怎麼說

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那麼下次讓我們在Sword Art Online

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Blu-ray和DVD的第二卷中再見吧

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拜拜

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