序曲影业
千禧年影业
我为钱狂
亲爱的 再给我拿一些来 Honey, I need more.
这够我忙一整个晚上的了 This is gonna take all night.
要不要来个三明治？ Want a sandwich?
一会儿再说吧 Maybe later.
好吧 Okay.
宝贝 零食放哪儿了 Baby, where are the road snacks?
我们得走了 有没有看见我的吉他 We gotta go. Have you seen my guitar?
妈 Mom?
宝贝 你又做噩梦了 You're having a bad dream, baby.
狗屎噩梦 No shit.
我们得谈一谈你的用词问题了 We're gonna have to have a conversation about your language.
很明显 这是我们今晚最大的问题 Yeah. That's clearly the biggest problem we're having tonight.
去睡吧 Go back to bed.
- 妈 - 现在 Mom! Now!
好吧 Okay.
安静 安静点儿 卢夫斯 Quiet. Quiet, Rufus.
你猜我给你带什么来了 Guess what I got for you! Yummy, yummy! Shh!
看我拿了什么 Ooh! Look what I got ya!
猫 Cat.
太好了 Oh! Good!
搞定 There we go.
做的好 卢夫斯 Nice Rufus. Good dog.
再见了 See ya later.
各单位注意 Attention all units.
批准逮捕 开始行动 Arrest authorized. Move in now.
- 你准备好了么 - 好了 You set? - I'm good.
我相信这种理论 I have this theory.
罪恶是会传染的 Crime is contagious.
这就好像它能散布在空气中 It's like it can just kinda get in the air,
然后 人们会互相传染 and it-- People can catch it from each other.
当一些人被传染了 他们就变了 And when they catch it, they change.
他们将变成 另外的人 And then they change... other people.
事实上 我们有能力做任何事情 The truth is we're all capable of anything.
我们并不想相信这些 We don't want to believe it's true,
但又确实是这样 but it is.
我是在明迪 和 布赖斯·艾伯嘉 I realized it for the first time
三年前
举办的独立日聚会上第一次意识到这些的 at Mindy and Bryce Arbogast's Fourth of July party.
你在这儿呢 There you are!
我就知道你会来 Hi. I knew you'd come!
对不起我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
噢 上帝 Oh, my God.
我希望你知道我已经原谅你了 I want you to now I forgive you.
- 原谅我什么 - 唐 还好么 What for? - Don's okay?
他 他很好 我们都很好 都很好 He's-- he's great. We're fine. We're fine.
我知道你们退出俱乐部了 Hey, listen, I know you quit the club,
但是如果唐还想玩的话 请他一定给我打电话 but if Don wants to play, have him call me.
我肯定他会的 但是 Oh, I-- I'm sure he will, but, you know,
他要接受一连串的采访然后 he's got a whole bunch of big interviews kind of lined up, and--
采访 Yeah. - Does he?
对啊 Uh-huh.
太好了 太好了 Oh, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.
你们太棒了 You're gonna be great!
- 接下来 - 恩 Now--- Yeah.
关于房地产经纪人 About the realtor.
我觉得信义地产不错 I am okay about Coldwell.
他们实力雄厚 这挺重要的 They're big, it makes sense.
但是我已经停付佣金了 But I would've cut my commission.
- 明迪 - 所以请告诉我 干嘛 Mindy-- So just tell-- What?
天哪 布里吉特 太对不起了 Oh, my God. Bridget, I am so sorry.
这些还没列入清单内 It's not even listed yet.
我相信唐马上就会告诉你了 I'm sure Don was gonna tell you.
告诉你真相吧 我并不责怪她 To tell you the truth, I don't really blame her.
我被解雇了 I got downsized.
你要卖掉我们的房子 You're selling our house?
我已经不能负担家计了 I'm no longer the breadwinner.
我无法维持家用 I don't bring home the bacon.
我身上也长不出果实来 I produce no green.
你想跟我谈谈这些么 亲爱的 You just-- You wanna talk about this, sweetie?
我到底为什么要跟你谈这些呢 Why on earth would I wanna talk about it?
已经结束了 It's over.
- 什么结束了 - 所有的一切 What is over? - Everything.
- 不 - 我们的生活 No. - Our lives!
唐 看在上帝的份上 Don, for God sakes!
你要去找一份工作 You are going to find that job.
这已经一年了 It's been over a year.
我已经尝试过所有我知道的办法了 I have tried everything I know how to try,
但是我都失败了 你明白么 and I have failed, all right?
不 不 不 不 不 你并没有失败 唐 No, no, no, no! No, you did not fail, Don.
不 我不要相信这一切 No! I refuse to believe that!
这些傻X跨国公司让你丢了工作 Those stupid multinational corporations merged you out of a job!
所以 亲爱的 你必须重新振作起来 So, sweetie, you got failed on!
真的 你知道么 我已经受够这一切了 Really? You know, I am so far past statistical comfort.
你看看这些 Look at this!
我们还欠着 286,000美元 的债务 We are $286,000 in debt.
- 什么 - 我没有开玩笑 What? - I wasn't kidding.
已经结束了 It's over.
亲爱的 你为什么不告诉我 我们本来可以阻止这一切的 Honey, why didn't you tell me? We could have stopped.
什么 不吃 不喝 不活了么 What? Eating, driving, living our lives?
我们可以省着点花 很多人都过得很俭朴的 We could live on less. Lots of people live on less.
完全正确 然后用不了多长时间 我们就要和他们生活在一处了 Absolutely. And soon, we'll be living with them.
在走廊里听得见他们的声音 You know, hearing their voices in the hallways,
闻着他们的煮饭的味道 smelling their cooking.
但是 听着哦 我们至少能保持我们的健康 But, hey, at least we got our health.
当然了 我们没有健康保险 Of course, we don't have health insurance,
所以如果你要照X光片 我就要把肾卖了 so if you need an X-ray, I sell a kidney.
我们需要做些什么了 我们可以先不考虑这房子了 We'll do something. We'll think outside the box.
对 那很好 因为我们马上就要把这房子卖了 Well, that's good, because we're selling the box
然后我们搬进一所更小的房子里 and we're moving into a smaller box,
我们的房子马上就会变得特别小 and soon that box will be so small,
这就是他们给我们的立足之地 it's the one they put us in the ground with.
我们会找到工作的 不管是什么工作 我们俩 We'll get jobs, any jobs, both of us,
然后我们就可以支付我们的生活 直到家里经济状况好一点儿 唐 and we're gonna make our payments until this economy gets better, Don.
不错 祝你好运吧 布里吉特 Yeah, well, good luck, Bridget.
你已经有一段时间不工作了 You've been out of the workforce for some time.
对 我抚养了两个孩子 Well, I've raised two children
并组建了一个家庭 and made a home.
我女儿是一名临床研究员 My daughter is a clinical researcher
我的儿子是一位系统分析师 and my son is a systems analyst,
我的丈夫 and my husband is, uh, well...
现在正在沙发上躺着呢 on the sofa right now.
你的专业是比较文学 Your degree is in comparative literature.
是的 Yes.
似乎是个不景气的专业 Sort of a slow sector of the economy right now.
而且你的打字能力是不合格的 And your typing is sub-standard.
你有没有精通的软件 Are you proficient on any kind of software?
我对谷歌很在行 I'm good at Google.
听着 事实上像您这么大岁数的员工 Look, the truth is people your age in the workforce
通常都被公司认为是 屁股上的疮 are generally considered... real pains in the ass.
你有没有意识到你刚才的话是带有歧视的不合法的 Are you aware that statement is discriminatory and illegal?
看见了么 See?
我还没有雇佣你呢 And you don't even work for me.
药物测试 A drug test?
我需要尝什么药 What kind of drugs would I have to take?
你好 Hello?
我多大了 How old am I?
不 我不是在旅馆工作 No, I haven't worked in a hotel.
我只是在享受旅馆的快乐时光 I've enjoyed some wonderful times at hotels.
而不是你的 Not yours.
作为一个服务员 我可不可以享受到退休金 As a waitress, would-- would I get benefits?
我并不认为这很好笑 I don't think that's funny.
我当然明白什么是外购 Of course I understand about outsourcing.
是的 Yes.
就好象我决定去印度 Suppose I was willing to move to India.
赛琳娜 Selina. Hi.
- 你来干什么 - 你的支票被退票了 What are you doing here? - Your check bounced.
这已经是第三张了 That's the third one.
天哪 对不起 Oh, God, I'm sorry.
我帮你清洁了屋子 你欠我工钱 I've cleaned your house. You owe me the money.
我知道 Of course.
老实说 赛琳娜 我现在没有钱 Honestly, Selina, I don't really have the money right now,
但是只要我们 与此同时 but as soon as we do-- and in the meantime,
如果你需要打欠条或者什么的话 if you need any kind of references--
我要现金 I want cash.
我也想要现金 I want cash, too.
很明显 我一分钱都没有 Obviously, I don't really have any cash.
我干了活 你欠我钱 I did the work. You owe me the money.
那要不然我帮你打扫三个星期的房屋 然后我们就扯平了 How about I come clean your house for three weeks and we call it even?
我家已经打扫完了 My house is already clean.
这是你的了 That's yours.
好好享受吧 Enjoy.
行不 Okay?
噢 天哪 Oh, God.
你难道什么工作都做不了么 Don't you know how to do anything?
我们需要退休金 We need benefits.
我知道一个地方 I know some place.
那儿的工作和我差不多 但是那里可以提供退休金 It's work like mine, but they have benefits.
那你为什么不做呢 Why don't you do it?
他们不愿意雇用有犯罪前科的人 They won't hire people with a criminal record.
你有前科 You have a criminal record?
纵火 Arson.
说来话长了 Long story.
说说那份工作吧 Tell me about the job.
在我来这儿之前 I didn't even know what the Federal Reserve Bank does
你好 我的名字是 实习生
我甚至不知道联邦储备银行是干什么的 before I came to work here.
他们决定利息率 Well, they set interest rates
并且帮其他银行保管多余的钞票 and they hold extra cash from all the other banks for safekeeping.
我 我曾问过我丈夫 Yeah-- No, I-- I asked my husband.
现在那里便是你的账户 Now that could be your savings account right there.
我可不这么认为 那里面可是有钱呢 I don't think so. It has money in it.
我们今天有点儿跟不上进度了 Oh, we're running a little bit behind today.
你可别认为他们不会注意到这些 And don't think they won't notice.
他们会告诉你这是为了安全起见 Oh, they tell you it's for security,
那边那个系着领带的哥们 but meanwhile, the guys in the ties
正监视着我们每天小便几次 are keeping track of how many times a day we need a goddamn pee.
这个地方还真有点儿像拉斯维加斯赌场 Ha! This place is like a Las Vegas casino.
没有窗户 没有隐私 No windows, no privacy,
并且这儿有他妈一堆的钱 and a shitload of money all around here.
唯一的区别就是没人会在这儿获得什么乐趣 The only difference is nobody here ever has any fun.
好的 12 Okay, 12.
我现在转到东边的地下保险库 I'm shifting to the east vault.
在这里低调一点 Now, keep your head down in here.
你知道我什么意思么 You know what I mean?
然后不要直接往监视器上喷水 And don't spray directly on the monitors.
在这里的秘诀是 The secret here:
不要贪图任何东西 Don't want anything.
想都不要想 Don't even think about wanting it.
你可以想 What you can think about,
你可以要的是 what you can want...
你的工作 is your job.
我知道 是的 先生 我知道 I do, yes. Yes, sir, I do.
我正想着 我想要这份工作 I-- I am thinking about wanting... the job!
这是我所想的我所要的 先生 That's what I'm thinking about wanting, sir.
十分感谢您的帮助 Thank you so much for helping me.
看看这些 Whoo! Check this out!
你怎么样了 尼娜 How you doing, Nina?
还不错 Not bad.
新来的姑娘 New girl.
很难接受吧 Hard to watch, huh?
那也得克服 Worn out.
我们从造币厂拿新钞票 We get the new bills from the mint.
这是你的车款 There goes your car payment.
这是一张新的沙发 Oops! That's a new sofa.
把凳子边上那个拿过来 Get the one by the desk there.
放进去 In.
走吧 Let's go!
这好像没有什么意义 It may not seem like much,
但我认为 我们正以我们的方式 but I do feel like, in our own way,
做着一项貌似很重要的工作 we do something kinda important here.
噢 天哪 不要 Oh! Oh, God, no!
发生什么了 How's it going?
上帝啊 God.
- 布里吉特 - 明迪 Bridget! - Mindy.
是你啊 Hi! - There you are.
我正想到你呢 I was just thinking about you actually.
我们得谈一谈了 We've got to talk.
明迪 你知道么 Mindy, you know what?
我正打算出去赴宴呢 I'm out to dinner right now
对不起 我并不是有意要打扰你 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
我再打给你 I'll call you back.
我很乐意出去吃午饭 I would love to do lunch.
午饭 太好了 明天怎么样 Lunch? Great. Tomorrow?
任何时间 但明天不行 Well, not tomorrow.
这周末你觉得怎么样 But how about, um... this weekend maybe?
那太棒了 That would be wonderful.
不管怎样 再见吧 Anyway... bye.
- 再见 - 再见 Bye. - Bye.
进展如何 How'd it go?
亲爱的 Honey.
你想谈一谈么 You wanna talk about it?
你还记得我们在第三世界 You remember that Frontline we saw
所看见的苦役工么 on Third World slave labor?
是的 Yeah.
那就不用我跟你说这些了 Then I don't have to talk about it.
唐 Don!
唐 唐 Don! Don!
你想知道她跟我说了什么么 You wanna know what she told me?
这一切是怎么开始的 How the whole thing got started?
看来我们需要换个新的了 Looks like we're gonna need a new one of these.
让你看看 看见了么 你把这儿弄坏了 Let me show ya. You see? You broke it right there.
她去买东西了 She went shopping.
有关这些 There's something about stuff...
摆出来的物品 that's on display.
就算你已经拥有了相同的东西 See, even if you've got the same stuff,
但是它们摆出来的样子 they way they lay it out
也会令你欲罢不能 makes you want.
欲望是贪念的 Wanting is the root of all...
源头 needing stuff.
我会告诉你为什么 I'll tell you what.
他们说金钱不能买来幸福 They say money can't buy happiness,
但是它却能买到任何其它的东西 but it sure as hell buys everything else.
她说 That's what she said
这全部的计划都是 she was doing when she got the whole idea.
在商店购物时想到的 Just shopping.
和其他良好市民一样 Being a good American.
你曾经有没有真正考虑过钞票问题 Do you ever really think about money?
人们认为他们从头到尾脑子里想的都是钱 People think that they think about money all the time.
但是我们什么时候好好想过这些真正的钞票呢 But how often do we really look at the actual physical cash?
一旦你开始真正琢磨这些钞票的时候 Once you start to really think about money,
你会发现这些东西被不少人摸过 you realize this stuff gets touched a lot.
在你之前这是谁的 Who had it before you?
他们用它做了什么 And what did they do with it?
它或许曾到过一些你根本不想知道的地方 It gets put in places you may not wanna know about.
当你真正停下来想这些 When you really stop and think about it--
你会发现钞票真是令人恶心 money is actually pretty disgusting.
我的意思是 我们处在一个消费型社会 不是么 Well, I mean, we're a consumer society, aren't we?
她被社会消费了 She got consumed.
我们从第十区超过一千个银行里提取货币 We receive currency from over a thousand banks in the Tenth District,
这些货币到达这个完全安全的地方 which arrives here and enters a totally secure environment.
银行的历史
杂物间 工作间 Utility rooms, work rooms,
餐厅 lunchroom,
储物柜 楼梯 电梯 lockers, stairs, elevators.
每一个人 每一个角落 每一分钟 Everyone, everywhere, every minute.
纸币在这里被分类 Cash sorted.
这是整个安全系统内仅有的三把钥匙之一 We find one of only three keys in the entire system
这可以打开纸币运送车 that will open a cash cart.
财政部调查室 The Treasury Department inspection room,
韦恩探员持有第二把钥匙 where the second key is held by Agent Wayne here,
曾在特勤组干了三十年 decorated 30-year veteran of the Secret Service--
在逮捕弗洛姆(杀人狂)时丢了一颗牙齿 Lost a tooth taking down Squeaky Fromme.
在夜间 这把钥匙将被锁在我的办公室里 Nighttime. The key is locked up in my security office.
这个过程的最后一步 The final step of the process,
在切碎室内 the shredding room.
这是这个系统内的第三把钥匙 And here's the third key wired to the system.
这是她所写的一切 And that's all she wrote.
除了这些 没有什么好偷的了 After this, there's nothing left to steal.
旧币转运过程
哦 这很好 Oh, this is good.
好吧 开始啦 Okey-dokey. Here we go.
好的 已经很好了 Okay. Good enough.
太谢谢你了 唐 Thank you so much, Don.
房屋出售
照顾好自己 I'm gonna take care of you.
马上会过去的 It'll be gone in no time.
给布里吉特带声好 My best to Bridget.
对不起 打扰一下 Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me,
你的钱掉了 but it looks like you might have dropped some money.
不 那不是我的 No, that's not mine.
真的 Really?
钱 Money?
我猜我应该把它送回办公室去吧 I guess I ought to turn it into the office, though, huh?
对 Right.
这个大肥猪 He's a big fat no.
她非常的爱我 Oh, she's so in love with me.
- 给我吧 - 好的 I got this. - Okay.
我明白了 Oh, I got it.
美人儿 Hey, beautiful.
你知道么 你的喘息令我神魂颠倒 You know, you got me so cuckoo for your... cocoa puffs.
你听见了么 宝贝 You hear me, baby?
你知道当有人叫我"宝贝"时 我怎么想的么 You know what I think of when somebody calls me "baby?"
好吧 说给我这只好耳朵听 Okay, tell me in my good ear.
我想到了好几年不能睡觉 I think of years of sleep deprivation.
有人往我最后一件干净的衬衫上呕吐 Spit-up on the shoulder of my last clean shirt.
在尿布上拉稀 绿色的那种 Diarrhea in a diaper, the green kind.
这就是你在我脑海里给我留下的影像 See, now that's the image you just left in my mind.
现在你还想要什么 Now what do you want?
没有了 尼娜 晚安吧 Nothing, Nina. You have a good evening.
蠢猪 Fool.
打给我 Hey, call me.
什么 What?
你得冲这婊子吼几声 旺财 You got to howl at the bitches, dawg.
她可是一位职业母亲 肖恩 The woman's a working mother, Shaun.
那又怎样 So?
而且我不是你的旺财 I'm not your dawg.
比旺财还厉害的 More for me.
哦 天 Oh, boy.
你明天想不想搭便车 You wanna carpool tomorrow?
我能问你些事么 can I ask you something?
打搅一下 Excuse me?
你一点儿都不动心么 Are you ever tempted?
什么 他 What, him?
你觉得他那样很讨人喜欢 You find that appealing?
不 不 Ecch. - No, no.
你认为我在干了一天活以后 You think what I want after along day on my feet
就想躺在这瘦小伙底下 is to lie down under some skinny kid
让他操我三分钟 for three minutes of push-ups?
不 我不是想说这些 No, that's not what I'm talking about.
我年轻时在舞会上收获不少 但是现在我已经有了孩子 I got around plenty in my party girl days, but I got kids now.
不 不 我的意思是 No, no, I meant...
你难道从来没有想过偷偷把几张 Don't you ever get tempted to just slip
钞票掖进你的口袋里么 a couple hundreds into your pocket?
我早就觉得你不像是一个清洁工了 Okay, I knew you didn't look like a janitor.
你什么意思 Huh? What do you mean?
天哪 他们太厉害了 Boy, they are good.
这些人太卑鄙了 令我刮目相看啊 Those guys are sneaky, I'll give 'em that.
什么 你认为我是一个告密者么 What? You think I'm a weasel?
或者其它的 Or like a mole thing?
不 我是认真的 No. I'm serious.
我在问你 就这一次 I'm asking. Just once?
真就这一次 Ever?
这就是你来这儿的目的么 Is that what you being here is all about?
听着 上百多年来 Look, nobody, not once,
从来没有人可以破解那个系统 has ever beaten the system in, like, a hundred years.
所以你以为你是谁 超级天才还是什么 So what are you, some kinda like super genius or something?
不 这太可笑了 这些钞票盯着你看 No. That's what's so funny. It's just staring you in the face.
你也只需要看看它们就行了 You only have to see it.
你认为他们看不见么 And you don't think they've seen it?
- 他们看不见 - 为什么 No. - Why?
因为他们从来不倒垃圾 Because they don't empty the trash.
- 怎么样 - 不 What? - No.
离我远点儿 Uh-uh. Leave me alone.
妈 你需要在这里签个字 Here, Mom. You need to sign this for school.
这是什么 What is it?
这是学校制定的一个禁止携带的武器清单 It's a list of weapons we're not allowed to bring.
意思是那还有一些你允许携带的武器 Like there's some weapons you are allowed to bring?
你只要签字表明你明白了就行了 You just have to sign that you understand.
我明白 我只是不理解 Oh, I understand. I just don't understand.
你不想要那些钱么 You don't want the money?
我还没有发疯 I don't wanna go crazy,
而那足以令所有人疯狂 and that's what makes everybody crazy.
每个人都想拥有一切 Everybody always wants everything.
我可不要我不能有的东西 I don't want things I can't have.
你是外星人么 Do you live in America?
我孩子上了范布伦
联合学校的光荣榜
妈 外面有个白人妇女 Hey, Mom, we got a white woman outside.
她在那儿干嘛呢 What's she doing?
只是站在那儿 Just standing there.
她是我们草坪的新装饰品 She's our new lawn ornament.
她走过来了 Well, she's coming.
- 找别人 - 不行 Find someone else. - I can't.
只有在切割室的你和一个负责运送车的人才能办到 It only works with you in the shredding room and someone from carts.
就算那样也未必能做到 It might not even work then.
或许是我疯了 你来告诉我吧 Maybe I'm crazy. You tell me.
好的 Okay. All right.
你今天在学校有没做什么坏事 Did you do something wrong at school today?
- 没有 你呢 - 跟锁没有关系 No. You? - Not with a lock.
你怎么拿到这个的 How did you get this?
和美联储一样 The same as the Fed does.
大师制锁公司 邮件购买的 Master Lock Company, mail order.
完全合法 Completely legal.
- 但是钥匙不一样 - 是的 不一样 The key won't fit. No, it won't.
他们重新设置了钥匙孔 The Fed resets the cylinders
然后自己定制钥匙 and makes their own keys.
考虑一下吧 Just think about it.
我可不会考虑 I'm not gonna think about it.
好吧 真是个好主意 那你就别想了 Oh, okay. That's a good idea. Don't think about it.
我不会想的 I won't.
太棒了 棒极了 不管你做什么 Great. Great. Whatever you do
别想着这些 don't think about it.
算了吧 上层小姐 Give it up, Miss Daisy!
卓越的教育
我家里还有孩子 I have kids!
我也有 Yeah, well, so do I!
这么多年来我和我丈夫一直在还债 My husband and I after all these years are still paying off--
我不是在谈论你们中上阶级的问题 I'm not talking about your upper middle-class problems.
我是个单亲妈妈 I'm a single mom.
如果这事弄砸了 我将会失去我的孩子 If this thing goes bad, I lose my children.
如果发生什么事 Now if that happens,
我会杀了你 I will kill you.
你害怕我么 You scared of me?
很好 Good.
那么 我们去找到负责运送车的人吧 Now, who do we get from carts?
她肯定喝了马尿了 Somebody is definitely peeing in her cup.
看着 我来帮你吧 Here, let me get that for you.
来 给你 Here you go.
这什么啊 What on earth?
- 给 - 谢谢了 Here. - Thanks.
好了 There you go.
恩 好的 Okay, then.
我们可不是来找女童子军的 Well, we're not looking for a Girl Scout.
对 但她不是 Well, we didn't find one.
在我9岁时 When I was 9 years old,
我就发现在以后的日子里 I found out that every day for the rest of my life,
我每天都得给自己打针 I would be sticking myself with a needle.
早发性糖尿病 Early onset diabetes.
音乐 烧烤
好吧 Okay.
- 我加入 - 算你一个 I'm in. - You're in.
我们一块儿干吧 Let's do it.
什么 就这样么 What? That's it?
你不再考虑一下 You don't want to think about it?
还考虑什么 What's there to think about?
后果 The... consequences.
不 Nope.
我决定了 I'm down.
什么时候开始 When do we go?
不知道 我的意思是 Well, I don't know. I mean, obviously,
我们必须再讨论一下计划 we have to review the plan.
我有计划了 你计划好了么 Well, I got the plan. Do you got the plan?
你有那种锁 Do you have the lock?
她有 She has it.
那为什么不 So why not?
"为什么不" 听起来是做某件事最坏的动机 "Why not" seems like a really bad reason to do something,
你不觉得么 don't you think?
为什么 Why?
好的 Okay.
为什么不 Why not?
好吧 All right.
我们需要一个暗号 We need a "go" code.
对不起 什么是“暗号” Okay, I'm sorry, but a "go" code?
我觉得我们不能在美联储上班的时候 I don't think we want to be walking around the Fed
说“我们今天偷美联储” 对么 saying "Let's rob the Fed today at work," right?
是的 你最好别那么说 No, you probably don't want to be saying that.
你们点的东西 There you go. - Oops.
谢谢了 Thanks.
好了 Okay.
我们需要一个这样的暗号 We need a code word like, um--
就像是 发射 Um, like... - Liftoff.
对 发射 Yeah. Liftoff.
这在平时对话中可真常见 That comes up really easy in conversation.
对 Right.
因为你不会想要一个在平时不小心就能说出来的词 'Cause you don't want it to be something you could say accidentally.
就像是 如果我们的暗号是 性感 You know, like, if our "go" code was "hot",
然后我看见你以后说 “尼娜 你今天看起来真性感” and I saw you and I said, "Hey, Nina, you look really hot today,"
然后你就去偷那些钞票 and then you go and you start stealing money,
那就成问题了 that could be a problem.
上次别人说我性感的时候 The last time somebody told me I looked hot
已经是七年零九个月前了 was about seven years nine months ago.
而且我再也不想听到这个词 And I don't want to hear it again.
你已经七年多 It's been seven years
没有做爱了 since you had sex?
好吧 我们能不能专心一分钟 All right. Can we just please focus for a minute?
我认为我们的暗号 I think that the signal should be...
应该是一个手势什么的 a gesture, basically.
什么样的姿势 How about something that doesn't get us
是不容易引起我们误解的 into some sort of an incident?
比如说 How about something more like...
我不知道 比如这样 um, I don't know, like this?
看见了么 See?
很好 Right.
我没问题 Works for me.
好 那就这么定了 So... that's it, then.
我们已经准备好了 We're good to go.
我知道 I know.
杰基 Jackie?
我们必须跟你说说那些毒品 We need to talk to you about the drugs.
好的 Okay.
这其实与我们无关 It's none of our business--
这和我们有关 It is our business.
我们可能因此进监狱 We could go to jail.
而且这太愚蠢了 Plus it's stupid.
如果我们发现那些毒品 If we see any signs that the drugs
在任何情况下影响了你的行动 are affecting your abilities in any way--
在任何情况下 In any way--
我们将撤销此次行动 We're gonna pull the plug.
你明白么 Do you understand that?
没有警告 没有借口 没有道歉 Yeah. No warnings, no excuses, no apologies.
你搞砸了 这事结束了 You mess up, it's over.
这算是个军事调停么 Is this like an intervention?
太他妈的对了 You damn right.
我觉得我本来可以告诉她们 I guess I could have told them,
但是我感觉到我真有点 but I was just really...
被感动了 touched.
她们可以搞定一切 你明白么 That they would take the trouble and everything, you know?
这个接管命令太不负责任了 This takeover bid is irresponsible!
我认为那个CEO已经神志不清了 I think the CEO has lost his mind.
老实说 And honestly,
这个董事会应该被判20年 the whole board ought to get 20 years--
好吧 对 Yeah, right.
这些白人还真会服刑 Like white guys are gonna do time.
20年 伙计 我们如果从便利店偷一个棒棒糖 20 years? Man, we'd get that
就得关20年 if we stole a candy bar from a convenience store.
你听着 Hey! You listen to me!
你不能拿犯罪开玩笑 You ain't no man making jokes about crime.
也不能拿监狱内的人开玩笑 Ain't no men in prison.
不见棺材不掉泪 Just corpses don't know enough to lie down.
你不能成为那样的人 Now that is not who you're gonna be.
我不管我以后会怎样 但是你不能那样 I don't care what I gotta do, you're not going that way.
- 听见了么 - 是的 女士 Do you hear me? - Yes, ma'am.
我本来打算去偷棒棒糖 I was gonna go steal candy bars,
但我现在不这么想了 but now I won't.
过来 让我感觉到你们的爱 Come here. Give me some love.
好的 Okay.
这很好 That's good.
怎么了 What?
你有男朋友么 You got a boyfriend?
发生什么了 What happened?
别吵 Just quit yelling.
- 我没吵 - 是的 这就是吵嚷 I'm not yelling! - Yes, you are! That's yelling.
- 安静点儿 - 别这么大声 Shh! Quiet. - Not so loud.
你要不要告诉我们发生什么事情了 杰基 Do you want to tell us what happened, Jackie?
我有个不详的预感 I had a bad feeling.
你有一个 不详的预感 You had a... bad feeling.
我很在意我的感觉 I take my feelings seriously.
所以没有人说什么或者做什么了 So nobody... said anything or did anything?
没有 No.
我有个不详的预感 I had a bad feeling.
好吧 对不起 Okay, I'm sorry.
就这样了 我要出去 That's it. I'm outta here.
- 别 不要 等一下 - 等 等什么 No, no, wait! - Wait? Wait for what?
警报么 它就要响了 Huh? The alarms? They're going off!
白痴吸毒者的警觉 疯子玛莎·斯图尔特才会想要 Dimwit junkie alert! Whacked out Martha Stewart wannabe.
我到底在想些什么 What the hell was I thinking?
说认真的 我的感觉太坏了 Seriously, it was real bad!
大家不要厌烦 不要抱怨 Quit pissing and moaning, people.
这是写在你们的合同上的 It's in your contract.
第41章: "员工要服从 Section 41: "Employees will submit
完全随机的安全检查" to full random security searches."
每个人 每个角落 每一分钟 Everyone, everywhere, every minute.
我们走 快点 Let's go. Come on.
女士 Ma'am?
谢谢 Thank you.
来吧 我们走 Come on, let's go.
♪ I got a woman with plenty of money ♪
♪ She got the money, and I got the honey ♪
♪ Called my baby late last night ♪
♪ She told me, "Daddy, everything was all right" ♪
♪ She got the money, and I got the honey ♪
4-9-3-7 4-9-3-7.
49-37 49-37.
先别挂 Hold on.
谢谢 Thanks.
这是我的工作 It's my job.
对 我也是 Right. Mine, too.
回去工作吧 Back to work, then.
♪ She's all mine, and I'm so glad ♪
♪ She's the best woman that I've ever had ♪
♪ She's all mine, and I'm so glad ♪
4937 4937.
拉低一点儿 Tilt down a little.
再低点儿 Down.
- 对不起 - 向下9度 Sorry? - About 9 degrees.
放大 Zoom in.
我们真正需要的是热成像 What we really need is thermal imaging.
外行 Amateur.
♪ Don't have to worry 'cause she's real fine ♪
♪ I know my baby and she's all mine ♪
♪ She give me a Cadillac, a diamond ring ♪
♪ She told me, "Daddy, don't you worry about a thing" ♪
♪ She got the money, and I got the honey ♪
♪ Oh, come on, come on ♪
♪ She got the money, and I got the honey ♪
♪ Oh, stop your train ♪
我更爱大肚子了 Now I've got two reasons to love control top.
我得弄条大点的内裤 I'm gotta get myself some boring underpants.
是啊 I know.
维多利亚肯定没试过这个 I bet Victoria never had this particular secret.
放不进了 I can't get this in there.
塞疼了 Oh, that hurts.
得抓紧 We've gotta hurry.
好了吗 Okay, there we go. Got it?
很好 别笑了 别笑了 All right, now everybody quit smiling. Quit smiling.
下一个 Next up?
谢谢 Okay, thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
今天怎么样 How you doing today?
不错 你呢 I'm good. You?
我 I'm...
我也不错 I'm good.
很好 你知道吗 Good. Um, you know what?
我觉得你 I think you are always just...
非常 You're so...
有礼貌 polite.
下一个 Next!
一向如此 What goes around comes around.
的确 Too true.
很有绅士风度 Spoken like a real gentleman.
不聊了 这地方不怎么合适 I don't want to be forward and this is not the best place to talk--
卡迪根女士 Mrs. Cardigan!
请退后 Oh--- Step back, please.
你把它丢了 I think you dropped this.
多谢 格洛弗先生 Thank you, Mr. Glover.
任何人 任何地点 每时每刻 Everyone, everywhere, every minute.
请继续 Carry on.
那个 你喜欢爵士吗 I was wondering maybe... do you like jazz?
什么 What?
噢 不 不好意思 Oh. Uh... no. Sorry.
"喜欢爵士吗" "Do you like jazz?"
闭嘴 Shut up!
下一个 Next!
房屋出售
等一下 183 Okay, wait a second. Oh, 183.
183 等于 183 equals...
大家就数自己的 好吗 Can everyone count to themselves, please?
一美元有什么好数的 What's up with all these one-dollar bills?
我很急 I was in a hurry.
我们只要数 We're gonna have to get this bug worked out.
那些大钞票 Only large bills.
我有32000美元 Okay. I have $32,000.
- 31000 - 28000 31. - 28.
- 糟糕 - 什么 Damn. - What?
怎么回事 What's the matter?
如果我俩各给她一千 还多出一千 If we each give her one, that leaves a thousand,
也就是每人333 which is 333 each.
还会剩下一块钱 There's gonna be a dollar left over.
我有零钱 I might have change.
自己留着吧 Keep the change.
♪ The best things in life are free ♪
♪ But you can give them to the birds and bees ♪
都是钱 宝贝 Gimme the money, baby!
看妈妈赚大钱 Let's see mama making that cash!
♪ That's what I want ♪
唐 Don.
一起跳 Wanna lap dance?
♪ That's what I want ♪
知道吗 我原本以为 You know something? I would have thought
你会表现得更加高兴 you would have been a whole lot happier.
真抱歉 我的爱人犯了重罪时 Oh, forgive me for getting insufficient kicks
我表现得不够兴奋 when somebody I'm married to commits a felony.
唐 Don!
这些钱其实已经不存在了 This money doesn't even officially exist anymore.
妙就妙在这里 That's the beauty of the whole thing.
看看 都用旧了 Look at it. It's worn out.
要被销毁 It's gonna be shredded.
我们只是拿一点 用一点 So what do we do? We take some. We spend it.
它们就到了另一家银行 还是旧钱 It goes to another bank. It's still worn out.
他们怎么做 So what do they do?
再次开始销毁 They pull it from the system... again!
好比我在反复偷同一笔钱 It's like we're stealing the same money over and over.
根本不算偷 In fact, it's not even like stealing money at all.
更像是回收利用 It's more like recycling.
回收利用 Oh, recycling!
你的辩护律师会喜欢的 布里吉特 Yeah, your defense attorney's gonna love that one, Bridget.
我不会被抓的 I'm not gonna get caught.
放心 唐 我们很谨慎 My God, Don, we're very careful.
我们有暗号 We have signals and "go" codes.
我们自有一套方法 We have a system here that works--
天啊 别告诉你们还要干？ Oh, please, God. Tell me you're not planning on doing this again.
什么 我有那么蠢吗？ What-- what, do you think I'm stupid?
我们当然要再干 Of course we're going to do this again.
至少等我们脱离困境 At least until we get out of the hole.
再有四 五次 Four or five more times.
尼娜接到学校通知 Nina gets school paper,
杰基 说实话 我真不知道 and Jackie, honestly, I really don't know
她到底要干嘛 what the hell she is going to do.
知道吗 你已经疯了 布里吉特 You know something? You've gone insane, Bridget.
亲爱的 如果有20美元在路旁 Honey, you see a $20 bill on the sidewalk.
你会怎么做 Let me just ask you. What do you do?
走开 不 Do you walk away? No.
这取决于 You know, I guess it would depend
这条路是不是 on whether or not the sidewalk
锁在政府银行里 were locked inside a Federal bank!
说实话!如果你在那里打扫了几个月的厕所 Honestly! When you have spent months cleaning their toilets,
就会发现 政府银行什么的 the whole Federal bank thing
也就那么回事 doesn't seem like such a great big deal.
那整个社会的资金流通呢 What about the overall system of monetary flow, hmm?
什么 What?
他们要印一定数量的钱 You know that they print a certain amount of money
给相关的其他领域 relating to assets in other parts of the system.
- 在哪 - 我不知道 但 Uh-huh. Where? I don't know, but--
- 那就好 - 真的 你会 Yes! - Seriously, you could be...
你会破坏整个国际贸易平衡 you could be throwing off the entire balance of trade.
你会危及美元和... 日元的汇率 You could be endangering the dollar against the-- the yen.
唐 我做定了 Don, I am gonna keep doing this.
日元与我无干 The yen is just gonna have to take care of itself.
问题在于 See, the problem is
我们不接收中途转学的学生 we just don't accept mid-semester transfers
以及需要补助的学生 我们 or financial aid students. We--
我不需要资金补助 I won't be needing financial aid.
什么 I'm sorry?
我有能力支付 全年学费 I can pay now... for the full year.
我也有意向 I might also be inclined
为贵校图书馆 贡献一笔可观的资助 to make a significant donation to your new library...
只要我儿子可以享受到 if my sons were using it.
这样的话 Well, that would...
情况就大不相同了 对吧 be a different situation now, wouldn't it?
能让我揍你一顿吗？ Can I pay you in crack?
开玩笑而已 I'm just kidding with you.
必须少于一万 It has to be under ten.
金额高于一万会自动上报国税局 Anything over 10,000 is automatically reported to the IRS.
我知道 你说过了 I know. You told me.
你过去 我在这不让车熄火 I'm gonna keep the engine going while you're in there.
放松 Relax.
我们只是存钱 唐 抢银行已经成功了 We're making a deposit, Don. We already robbed the bank.
这一点不有趣 That's not even funny.
亲爱的 你得放松 Honey, you know what? You gotta lighten up,
不然我会让你累垮的 or I'm gonna have to have you whacked.
你什么时候开始这么说话了 When did you even start talking like that?
开玩笑呢 I'm kidding you.
不过说真的 宝贝 But really, sweetie,
我是这世界上 唯一想出如此绝妙的事的人 I'm the only person in the whole world who thought this up.
为什么不为我自豪呢？ Why can't you be proud of me?
我都快不认识你了 I have no idea who you are anymore,
但我为你感到无比自豪 but I'm enormously proud of you.
- 真的 - 是啊 Really? - Yeah!
你太棒了 No, you are amazing.
真的 你为我自豪 Really? Are you proud of me?
- 再说一遍 - 你真性感 Tell me again. - You are so hot.
天呐 Oh, my God.
上次在车里做是什么时候 When was the last time we did it in a car?
我们从来没在车里做过 We've never done it in the car.
那样很会傻 It'd be so stupid to do it in a car...
因为我们有房子 'cause we have a house.
天呐 没错 Oh, God, yes, we do.
我们有房子 We have a house.
让我们去屋子里做 Let's go do it in our house.
- 知道吗 - 什么 You know what? - What?
银行后面有个公园 They got a park right behind the bank.
好主意 太棒了 Oh, that is such a good idea! Yes!
要选哪家银行好呢 Okay, which ones do you want me to get the cashier's checks for?
宝贝 别熄火噢 Baby, keep that engine running.
国家商业银行
堪萨斯城联邦储备银行每天会销毁一百万美元
♪ Hot change ♪
♪ Got it right in the groove ♪
♪ And a rang-a-tang Joe ♪
♪ Is a ring-a-ding mood ♪
♪ A little racka tacka tacka tacka run done thing ♪
谢谢 Thanks.
♪ A racka tacka tacka tacka run done thing ♪
♪ Everybody wanna get rich right away ♪
♪ Right away, right away, right away ♪
♪ Everybody wanna get rich right away ♪
下一个 Next!
♪ Everybody wanna be king for a day ♪
♪ Everybody wanna get rich right away ♪
♪ If you wanna be rich and you wanna be wealthy ♪
♪ I believe I'd rather be poor and healthy ♪
♪ If you wanna be rich and you wanna be wealthy ♪
♪ I believe I'd rather be poor and healthy ♪
♪ A racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum thing ♪
♪ It's a racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum game ♪
♪ A racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum thing ♪
♪ It's a racka tacka tacka tacka rum-dum game... ♪
半年后
为再次成功而干杯 Here's to a job well done.
难以置信 棒极了 Unbelievable, terrifying,
非常感谢 结束 and thankfully over.
我觉得我们应当继续 Well, I think we should keep going.
亲爱的 Oh, no. Sweetheart, that'd be--
这想法不怎么样 No, that's-- that's a bad idea.
没错 本来不是这么打算的 Yeah. He's right. That wasn't part of the deal.
我们应该 We were supposed to just...
各取所需 金盆洗手 you know, get what we needed and get out.
我们需要更多 不是吗 I think we need more, right?
我可以花得更多 I could use more.
多多益善 More wouldn't hurt.
不 别太贪心 No. See, don't get greedy.
罪犯就是这么落网的 See, that's how people get caught.
没错 我们这是在自找麻烦 Exactly. I think we're asking for trouble.
唐 你拼了老命30多年 为了什么 Don! You've worked your ass off for 30 years and for what?
看自己的老婆做清洁工 So you can see your wife become a janitor?
尼娜呢 And Nina?
这么多年来 你一直站在同一个地方 You've spent years standing in one spot
往机器里塞钱 throwing money into a shredder
让你的孩子过上好日子 so your boys could have a better life,
他们的梦想实现了吗 and were they one bit closer to their dream?
杰基 Jackie.
这辈子 你一定有 There must be something that you've always
想要做的事吧 wanted to do with your life.
对 我想去巴西和捷克斯洛伐克 Yes. I wanna see Brazil and Czechoslovakia
还有印度 and India--
实际上 捷克斯洛伐克已经不存在了 Actually, there is no Czechoslovakia.
什么 What?
要么是捷克共和国 要么是斯洛伐克 It's-- it's either the Czech Republic now or Slovakia.
什么时候 Since when?
1992年 1992.
印度还在吧 India's still there, right?
当然 当然 Yes. Yes. Absolutely.
我想亲眼去看看 I wanna see those places for myself. - Yeah.
去哪里无所谓 And I don't care where we go
只要别再让我搬母牛尸体 just as long as I don't have to carry any more dead cows.
什么 What's that?
鲍伯 在艾伦兄弟肉厂工作 Bob works for Allen Brothers Meat Packing.
这样啊 Oh. Oh. - There you go.
- 唐 - 什么 Don. - What?
有什么不对吗 想要生活保障 难道不合情理 Is it wrong? Is it really, really, really terrible to want security?
长期财政保障 Long-term financial security?
那基本人身安全保障呢 How about long-term maximum security?
如果再继续下去 我们就要担心这个了 Because that's where we're headed if we keep doing this.
永远不用再担心 Never having to worry again
疾病 衰老 房地产市场 公司破产 about sickness, old age, the real estate market, corporate fallout,
孩子的学业 your kids in college,
带有内置壁橱的豪华浴缸 and a master bath with a walk-in closet.
什么 What?
有点靠谱了 You almost sounded rational there for a minute.
内置壁橱 A walk-in closet?
我们不能花那些钱 We can't spend that money.
抱歉 你说什么 I'm sorry. What?
知道人是怎么失败的吗 You know how people get busted?
因为吹牛显摆 They brag and they flash.
你不觉得那太引人注目了吗 You don't think it will draw a little attention?
这些美联储的女员工花着来历不明的钱 Three girls from the Fed start spending money they can't explain?
如果我们真做了 I mean, if we're gonna do this,
不能大笔的开销 no big-ticket purchases,
生活照旧 no lifestyle changes.
精明的过日子 We just go slow and be smart.
得了吧 Oh, man.
我讨厌精明 I hate being smart.
等时机成熟了 When it's enough,
我们就远走高飞 we all move somewhere where nobody knows
这些钱不属于我们 we're not supposed to have that kind of money.
尼娜 我明白你不想花那些钱 Look, Nina, I understand that you don't want to spend the money,
你也不想做爱 and you don't really want sex--
什么 Wait a minute!
我想做爱 我想做爱 I want to have sex. I want to have sex.
你可以稍侯再来 Actually, if you can come back in a minute.
多少年了 It's been seven years.
我日思夜想 I want it all day and all night.
但是这是个现实的世界 But while we're living in the real world,
要做得正确 否则干脆别做 if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right or not at all.
不明白吗 You don't seem to understand.
这是我的计划 This is my plan.
那就干你的计划吧 Okay. So go do your plan!
你行吗 Oops. You can't, can you?
- 你一个人办不到 - 别指手画脚 Not by yourself. You can't tell me what to do.
别吵了 行吗 Would you stop fighting?
要么按我的方式来 要么别干 My way or no way at all.
好的 Okay.
能戴戴这个吗 Could I try this one on?
当然 Of course.
天呐 Oh, my God.
多少钱 How much?
六万二千美元 62,000.
- 很贵啊 - 不见得 That's a lot. Not Really.
一分钱一分货 You pay for quality.
- 什么 - 你在挥霍 What? - You're spending the money.
你说什么啊 What are you talking about?
我没有挥霍 Of course I'm not spending the money.
- 没有 - 没啊 No? - No.
这是什么 What's this?
尼娜 没什么 是个假货 Nina, it's nothing. That's not even real.
- 假的 - 假的 It's not? - No.
等等 Wow. - Wait! Hey!
- 很好 - 不 等等 Good! - No! Wait!
尼娜 Nina!
我的啊 尼娜 That's mine, Nina!
有你的 算你狠 Okay! That was hostile.
不许挥霍 Don't spend the money.
不好意思 迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
你去哪了 Where have you been?
33-40号 在这 It's 33-40. Here.
不 别 No! Don't!
糟了 Oh, shit!
- 怎么了 - 钥匙 What? - The key!
糟糕 Oh, shit!
备用的呢 Okay, where's the spare?
掉下去了啊 It's in the drain.
你没拿杰基的钥匙 You didn't get Jackie's key?
一楼已经打扫过了 不能再回去了 I already did the first floor. I can't go back up.
有杰基的号码吗 Do you have Jackie's cell number?
没有 我从来没存过 No, I never put it in my phone.
不想和她牵连 I didn't want anything to tie her to me.
天啊 真背 Oh, God! Come on!
我要走了 休息时间结束了 Look, I gotta go. My break is over.
去吧 去吧 我来处理 Okay, go, go, go. I'll figure something out.
很好 要镇静 All right, okay. Just calm down.
我来想想办法 Um, I'll think of something here.
我一会回你电话 I'll call you right back.
再见 上帝啊 Okay, bye-bye. Oh, my God!
五分钟 我的天 Five minutes. Jesus, God.
你俩在这干嘛 Hey! Hey, what the hell are you doing out here?
还不到休息时间 You're not on break time.
他有个重要的电话 He's got an important call to make.
你在这工作 收起电话 You work here? Put the phone away.
快打 快打 Make the call. Make the call.
你敢打 我就炒你鱿鱼 You do and you're fired.
知道么 死胖子 Hey, listen you know something, fathead?
放下你那该死的秒表 Why don't you just put the damn stopwatch down, huh?
家里出事 十万火急 This is a family emergency here.
看看吧 这些人 Look around you! These are people!
如果你把他炒了 You know, if you fire this man,
所有人都会罢工 each one of these guys is gonna walk off this dock.
对吧 各位 Right, fellas?
同志们 Fellas?
- 孤军奋战 - 不 You're on your own, Spartacus. - Nope.
公司要扣工资的 They cut benefits, man.
好啊 宝贝 Hey, baby.
好啊 洋娃娃 Hey, doll face.
有病 Prick.
唐 唐 唐 Don. Don. Don.
那女的在里面干嘛 What in the hell is that woman doing in there?
不会吧 Oh, that's not it.
糟了 Shit!
不 No!
鲍伯 不行 Bob, no.
我不能下去 No, I can't go down there.
我整理完了才能下去 I can't go down there, not until sorting finishes.
没事吧 You all right?
你没事吧 Huh? - You okay?
没事 关节病 Yeah. Just, you know, carpal tunnel.
让我够受的 Messes with me sometimes.
太棒了 我爱你 宝贝 Fantastic. Yes. All right. I love you.
天啊 Oh! Oh, my--
- 卡迪根女士 - 格洛弗先生 Mrs. Cardigan. - Mr. Glover.
你在厕所里呆得有点久嘛 You spend an unusual amount of time in this bathroom.
任何人 Everyone...
任何地点 everywhere...
每时每刻 ... every minute.
是的 Yeah.
你时刻监视着每个人的一举一动 are you watching when everybody goes everywhere?
希望是这样的 因为 I really hope so because...
也许你能告诉 maybe you can tell me
为什么他们就不能 why they can't use the facility
好好的利用这些设施 in such a way as to keep everything in the facility?
我是受过教育的女人 I'm a college-educated woman,
真不明白这些人 and I really don't understand the physics.
也许你能观察到 Maybe-- maybe you can see how they even manage
他们是怎么肆意排泄的 to get what they get where they get it!
知道吗? You know what we can do?
我们可以一起工作 You and I could hang out.
你可以像我一样 每天趴在地板上 You can get on the floor like I do every day
再写个报告 and make a report!
怎么样 格洛弗先生 这主意如何 How about that, Mr. Glover? Huh? Do you like that idea?
- 怎么样 - 继续 What about that? - Carry on!
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
赶紧 Okay. Let's go.
动动脑子 Think fast.
当心 Ooh! Watch out.
什么 What?
怎么了 What?
我听到了 I heard that.
听到什么了 You heard what?
我名花有主了 白痴 I am married, asshole.
我会打报告的 I ought to report you.
你到底说了什么 What the hell did you say to her, man?
没说什么 Nothing.
也许她会读心术 Maybe she reads minds.
要帮忙么 You need a hand with that?
不 不 没事的 No. No, no, no, It's just fine.
新锁就要多摇摇 Sometimes with these new ones, you gotta wiggle them.
还是我来吧 No, no, no. Let me help you. I got it.
你有关节病 Your carpal tunnel and everything.
你们怎么长不大 Seriously, guys! Grow up, okay!
我可不是你们的私人保姆 I'm not your personal maid, all right?
太棒了 Oh, yes!
悠着点 Slow it down.
天啊 Man!
真的卡住了 This thing's really stuck.
保安 Security.
我马上回来 I'll be right back. One second.
季后赛你看好谁 Oh! Whose your pick for the playoffs?
什么季后赛 What playoffs?
噢 我还以为有季后赛呢 Oh, my God. I thought there were playoffs.
真是的 Oh, man.
天啊 Oh, my God.
打开了 Got it.
太好了 Great.
我就说行 Told you.
♪ Ain't nobody ♪
♪ Can do me like Jesus can ♪
♪ Ain't nobody ♪
怎么样 Yeah?
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
没事了 They're okay.
我的甜心 Oh, sweetheart.
天啊 Oh, God!
我同情你的工作 I'm sorry about your job.
我讨厌它 I hated my job.
我以前也这么觉得 I used to think I did, too.
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
巴里 你的确是个好小伙 Look, Barry, I know you're probably a really nice guy and all,
我不想伤害你 and I don't want to make you feel badly,
但我现在真的不适合 but I'm really not in a place in my life right now--
除非你的乳房是方的 Unless you have half a dozen very hard, rectangular breasts,
不然我们必须得谈谈 we need to talk.
你疯了吗 Are you ought of your mind?
想逮捕就来吧 Look, if you're gonna bust me, bust me.
不用讲大道理 I don't need a lecture.
还有谁 Who else is it?
除了那个清洁工 还有谁 The trash woman. Who else?
我不能告诉你 I can't tell you that.
告诉他们 都结束了 Tell them it's over.
都结束了指什么 What does he mean it's over?
他会送我们进监狱 Does it mean he turns us in and we go to prison?
结束了 一点反应都没有 It's over, and nobody says anything?
不干了 就结束了 We walk away it's over?
我不知道 他就是这么说的 I don't know. I'm just telling you what he said.
这有着本质区别 That's kinda like a major difference.
计划渡周末或者准备听证会 Planning my weekend or planning my bail hearing.
行了 别吵了 Okay, okay. Please stop fighting.
不是时候 Now now, not here.
我觉得他的意思让我们罢手 I think it meant walk away.
为什么 Yeah, because?
因为我们还健在 Because we're still here.
而且 他喜欢我 And he... he likes me.
他真的喜欢你 He does like you, doesn't he?
非常地 A lot.
不 别 Oh, no. No. Uh-uh!
- 再妙不过了 尼娜 - 不要 That would be brilliant, Nina. - No!
如果你们相好 If you guys got together,
他就是我们的一员 然后 and then he was on our team, and then...
我们就无懈可击了 we would be foolproof.
说什么呢 So what are you saying?
用肉体赚钱叫什么 懂吗 Do you know what it is when somebody trades sex for money?
广告 Advertising.
公共服务 Public service?
婚姻的基础 A good percentage of marriages.
都疯了 What is with you people?
我请客 Now these are on me.
这是一桩好事 Look, we got a good thing going here.
把巴里拉拢过来 And if getting Barry on our side
是唯一继续的方法 is the only way we can keep going,
为集体牺牲一下 不算太过分吧 I don't think it's asking too much for you to take one for the team.
我的意思是 Right. I mean...
况且 他根本就是个孩子 besides, he's a total babe.
我们来帮你张罗 And you know, honey, we would do this for you.
- 我们来帮你 - 对 We would do this for you. - Right.
他和我们毫无瓜葛 Except we happen to be married.
而且 可以肯定 And of course, guess what?
他对我们没兴趣 P.S., he doesn't even want us.
说不定对我也没兴趣 He might not even want me.
得了吧 Oh, yeah, right. Okay.
醒醒吧 Wake up!
他满脑子都是你 He's, like, all over you all the time.
尼娜 Nina,
是不是担心这么久没试过了 are you worried because it's been so long?
尼娜 就和骑车一样的 上上下下 No, Nina, it's just like riding a bicycle... upside down.
这我还是懂的 好吧 Okay, look, I still know how to do it, okay?
我还行 相信我 I'm good, I promise you.
风韵不减当年 I'm good in that department, all right?
我只是 I'm just-- No.
担心早上起来会是什么感觉 I'm worried about how I'll feel in the morning.
疼痛 Sore.
满足 Rich.
直截了当算了 Why don't we just cut him in?
能行就好 All right. Whatever works.
绝对没错 Absolutely.
但七年真的很长啊 尼娜 But seven years is a really long time, Nina.
让我来做决定 行吗 Let's just leave it that I decide what I think is right, okay?
把地址给我 Just get his address for me.
好的 Okay.
放松 深呼吸 All right. Just breathe.
就像骑车 尼娜 Just like riding a bike, Nina.
就像骑车一样 Just like riding a bike.
很好 Okay.
你喜欢骑车 You like riding a bike.
虽然好久没骑了 You ain't rode a bike in a while,
但不会有问题的 but it's gonna be okay.
好啊 Hi there.
介意我进来吗 you mind if I come in?
有点 晚了吧 It's-- it's kinda late.
也许我们可以 Um, maybe we could--
巴里 谁啊 Barry, who is it?
抱歉 不知道你妈妈在 I'm sorry. I didn't know about your mom.
她需要有人照顾 She needs someone to take care of her.
我们可以 Um, maybe we could...
什么时候一起出去 go out somewhere sometime.
为什么 Why?
该摊牌了吧 Cards on the table, huh?
不该吗 Don't you think?
我们所做的只是 What happened to us
得到自己想要的 is we found a way to get what we wanted.
你就没有想过吗 I mean, have you ever thought about it?
如果你可以得到自己想要的 What if you could have what you wanted?
我时刻在想 I think about it all the time.
那你想要什么 So what do you want?
对不起 I'm so sorry.
你到底怎么了 What the hell is the matter with you?
你 干嘛 I-- I beg your pardon?
你有病吧 多好一个女人 Are you demented? That is a fantastic woman.
我知道 I know.
- 那你怕她 - 不 Well? Are you afraid of her? - No.
倒是有点怕你 I'm a little afraid of you at the moment.
你应该不是同性恋吧 I don't think you're gay.
谢谢 Thank you.
那你抱得美人 财富归 Yeah, so you get the girl, you get the money.
有什么不好的吗 So what's the problem, huh?
他加入了 钱有他一份 Okay. He'll join up. He wants a full share.
他没有把泡你做为条件 He just doesn't want sex with you to be part of the deal.
开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
不 No.
看来我受打击了 It's possible I'm gonna have a stroke,
早知如今 何必当初 and they're gonna find the words "I told you so"
我会悔恨致死 blocking the blood to my brain.
他说你比交易贵重多了 He says you're worth more than that.
这么说的 He said that?
没错 Yes.
果然是个好男人 Oh, he sounds like a great guy.
告诉他 你其实非常想 You should just tell him that you really want to.
现在 Now?
对啊 Yeah.
他会觉得我是 He probably thinks I'm--
我跟白马王子说自己是妓女 I told Prince Charming I'm a whore.
他没这么说 He didn't say that.
我告诉过他 我是妓女 I told him I'm a whore.
不 不 尼娜 他没这么说 No, no, no. Come on. Nina, he didn't say that.
- 别太神经质 - 对啊 Don't get neurotic. I mean, really. - Yeah.
忘了它 忘了它 Okay, forget about it. Okay, forget it.
干正事吧 All right? We're back in business.
周四有随机检查 There's a random search on Thursday.
那周五呢 So Friday, yeah?
我没问题 Works for me.
那就星期五 怎么样 Okay, is that it, Friday?
没问题 Friday's good, right? - Yes.
这份是你的 This one's yours, right?
谢谢 Yeah, thank you.
其实 我真的很抱歉 Look, I really owe you an apology.
你是不得已的 You did what you thought you had to.
不 No.
我不是 那样的 I'm not... like that.
你也许会觉得我 And I know you probably think that--
你理解错了吧 Maybe you got the wrong message here.
我从没放弃过你 I never said I didn't want you.
我只是不想通过这样的方式得到你 I just didn't want you like that.
也许我可以 Well, look, maybe we could just...
从头开始 start from scratch.
啊 上帝啊 Aah! Oh, my God!
- 抱歉 - 打扰了 Sorry. - Excuse us.
没事 没事 该道歉的是我 No, no, that's fine. I'm actually very sorry.
我们马上出来 We'll be out in a minute.
不必了 慢慢享受吧 No, no, please, take your time.
你说什么呢 一切都那么顺利 Are you kidding me? Everything's great.
我们犯了重罪 满屋子的赃物 Yeah, we got federal crimes, a house full of loot,
现在又有人在壁橱里做爱 and now people having sex in our closet.
我知道 I know.
得了吧 布里吉特 Oh, come on, Bridget.
你真的很喜欢这样么 Are you really fine with all this?
其实我希望她能放松一点 Well, actually, I'm sort of hoping she'll finally lighten up a bit
让我们开始花这些钱 and let us start spending some of this money.
怎么了 What?
我不知道 可能我只是想工作 I don't know. Maybe I just wanted a job.
怎么了 What?
实际上 我感觉我正在失去她 Actually, I thought I was losing her.
我只是 And all I could think of doing
希望她再次的需要我 was try to make her need me again.
好了 大伙儿听着 All right, everyone, listen up.
你需要一个男朋友 What you need is a boyfriend.
- 等等 - 什么 Hold up. - Excuse me?
你需要 What you need is to not--
一个有钱的男朋友 A rich one.
常常在外出差 Someone who's out of town a lot,
给你带回礼物 gets you gifts,
为你的孩子付私立学校的学费 pays for your kids' tuition at a fancy private school.
你需要一份工作 And what you need is a job.
伙计 我已经在找了 好么 Hey, man, I'm looking, all right?
当日交易 怎么样 在线的 Day trading, all right? On-line.
如果有人问起 你就说在做短期期货交易 If anybody asks, you're into short-term futures.
如果有人需要指点 If somebody wants a tip
就告诉他们市场是很有风险的 just tell them the market's way too volatile.
你能把它写下来么 Can you write that down?
可以 Yes.
巴里 Barry,
你母亲获得了很大一笔保险金 your mom's gonna get a big insurance settlement.
数额巨大 Huge.
我自然是自由职业 Of course I will be doing
在外面做公司咨询服务 freelance corporate consulting out of our house,
这就是我们需要的改变 which we will have to remodel.
好了 就是这样 Okay. There you are.
我们都有了需要做的工作 We all have jobs we need to do
或者必要的表现 or the appearance thereof.
他难道不棒么 Isn't he just great?
太酷了 我们成功组织了犯罪 Hot damn. We're finally organized crime.
♪ I used to go out to parties ♪
♪ And stand around ♪
很难想象自己会抢银行 It's kinda hard to think of ourselves as bank robbers.
♪ To really get down ♪
♪ But my body ♪
♪ Yearned to be free ♪
♪ I went off on the floor ♪
♪ So somebody could choose me ♪
♪ No more standing ♪
这感觉很像一份工作 It got be kinda like a job.
♪ Beside the wall ♪
♪ Now I got myself together, baby ♪
当然我们也有问题 Of course we had problems, you know?
比如把钱放在哪 Like where to put it all.
♪ There's always a chance ♪
我们将其上升到科学高度 We had it down to a science.
完美的金钱机器 The perfect money machine.
♪ Move your body, oh, baby ♪
♪ And dance all night ♪
♪ To the grooving ♪
♪ Feel all right ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
金钱可以 Money... ... can buy you...
买到快乐 happiness.
不要相信别人的反对意见 Don't let anybody tell you different.
知道马乔里会怎么说 What is Marjorie gonna say about that, huh?
我真为你高兴 I am so happy for you!
- 真的 - 一切都很完美 Are you? Everything is wonderful.
- 谢谢 - 布里吉特 是好东西 Thank you. Bridget, the good stuff.
好东西 好东西 The good stuff, thank you.
好东西 你真有趣 The good stuff! You're so funny!
- 你好 布里吉特 - 你好 Hi, Bridget. - Hi. Hello.
- 你好么 - 很高兴见到你 Hi. How are you? Good to see you.
你好 Oh, hi!
你好吗 Oh, how are you?
- 玩的开心么 - 是的 You having fun? - Yeah.
- 你不会相信的 - 什么 You're not gonna believe this. - What?
汤姆·盖福瑞给了我一份工作 Tom Gaffney just offered me a job.
高级副总裁 一个部门的头 Senior VP, head of a division.
他们被我做顾问期间的杰出业绩打动了 They're impressed by how well I've been doing as a consultant.
接受它 唐 Take it, Don.
- 你这么想 - 是的 You think? - Yeah.
整天坐在办公室不是很奇怪么 我根本不需要这样 Is it weird wanting to sit in an office all day when you don't have to?
你是一个经理人 需要去管理 You're a manager. You need something to manage.
我们降薪了 It's a pay cut.
我们必须得低调的生活 We're gonna have to pretend to be living on less.
我明白 Yeah, I know.
你可以辞职 You know, you could quit.
说真的 Seriously.
我们完全可以 I mean, we could survive
再支撑一段时间中上阶层的生活 being upper middle class for a while, right?
亲爱的 我不知道 Honey, I don't know.
我讨厌刷厕所 但是我爱钱 I hate cleaning toilets, but the money is so good.
考虑一下吧 Well, think about it.
你认识那个人么 Do you know that guy?
不认识 怎么了 No. Why?
不知道 I don't know.
天哪 Oh, my God!
太令人兴奋了 Oh! This is so exciting!
- 天哪 - 谢谢 Oh, my God! - Thank you.
- 谢谢 - 戒指 戒指 戒指 Thanks. - Ring, ring, ring!
你们真好 Good for you guys.
太棒了 Oh, that's great.
是的 女人 Yes, girl! Uh-huh!
绿色等级的员工 Green-level employees,
比如这位年轻女士 like this young lady here,
不允许进入红色等级区域 are not allowed in red-level areas.
向红色徽章地区转移的模式 Transitions to red-badge areas
效仿的是联邦最高安全监狱 are modeled after Federal maximum security prisons.
红色等级人员越过监视器 ... red IDs to ascend beyond the cameras.
是那个人 It was that guy...
出现了 showing up.
说起那个完美的机器 The thing about a perfect machine, though,
是你放进一个散掉的螺丝 is you drop in one loose screw...
上帝 Oh! Jesus!
我刚从装载平台过来 I just came from the loading dock.
正在放开一个手推车 I was dropping off a cart,
突然 when all of a sudden,
格洛弗不知从哪冒了出来 Glover comes out of nowhere--
安静 Shh! - Quiet!
安静点 安静点 Just be quiet. Just be quiet.
好的 Okay.
你说"我们暴露了"是什么意思 What did you mean, "We're busted"?
那个人很奇怪的看着我 This guy was looking at me very strangely.
我的感觉很准 I take my feelings seriously .
好吧 杰基 但是不要害怕 好么 Okay, Jackie, but let's try not to panic, okay?
你说你从来没见过他 对么 Yeah, yeah. You said you never saw him before, right?
你不知道他为什么来这 You don't know why he could be here.
可能什么事都没有 It could be nothing.
一定有事 It is not nothing.
好吧 我们试着找出来 All right, we're just going to try and find out, all right?
好么 Okay?
好的 All right.
好 Okay.
需要去红色区域的服务人员 Ah! Service employees who need access to red-level areas
佩戴黄色工作证 are given yellow I.D. badges.
黄色证件只允许在安全区域使用 A yellow badge is only allowed in secure areas
在红色等级人员的监督之下 under red-level supervision.
黄色工作人员需要接受全国数据库 Yellow badge employees are given a rigorous screening
对于犯罪记录和精神病记录 in national databanks
的严格审查 for criminal and psychiatric history.
似乎他们都是疯子 It turns out they're all crazy.
开玩笑的 That's a joke.
我想在这里我们都很安全 不是么 Oh, I think we're all safe in this room, don't you?
我们向右 继续参观 Let's go right. Moving on.
这边走 Step right this way.
如你所见 So as you can see,
小偷在这里是没有机会下手的 there is simply no opportunity for theft,
因此这里从来没有出现过 which is why there's never been a theft
任何偷盗行为甚至是任何迹象 of even a single note at this facility
并且永远不会 and there never will be.
对 Right.
你看 Look,
他们不是脑力工作者 these are not white-collar people.
他们只能用体力来偷钱 They would have to physically steal the money,
但是我刚才已经跟你说过了 这是不可能的 which I just told you is impossible.
你却说有换垃圾袋的 You're talking about women who...
女人来偷钱 change trash bags.
他们推着手推车 They push carts around,
每八小时向指定洞口倾倒纸屑 drop paper in a hole eight hours a day.
你必须得承认这很令人佩服 You got to admit it's kind of impressive, though.
令人佩服 Impressive?
是的 这些人 Yeah, I mean, these people have managed to acquire
偷窃数额巨大的现金 enormous sums of unaccounted for cash,
却无人知道具体数额 and no one can figure out how.
不是很奇特么 你没有一点好奇么 Isn't that odd? Are you a little curious about that?
是的 所以我们需要找警察监视她们 Yes. So what we need to do is get the KCPD on them,
找出她们到什么程度了 find out what they're up to.
我们已经监视了几个月了 We have... for months.
你已经监视她们几个月了 You've been watching them for months...
却没有人告诉我 and nobody told me?
是的 我们担心你们的员工里会有人泄密 Yeah. We believe one of your staff has been compromised.
我们必须得假设整个保安队是腐败的 We had to assume the entire security squad was corrupt.
你怎么敢到这来下这种结论 How the hell dare you come in here slinging allegations
你什么都没有 when you have nothing?
没有证据 No evidence.
她们有可能以很多方式赚钱 They could have gotten this money any number of ways.
她们可能贩毒 电脑犯罪 They-- they could be involved with drugs, computer crime?
她们可能犯很多罪 Well, they could have gotten it turning in cans for deposit,
但是她们在银行工作 but they work at a bank.
具体点 你的银行 Actually, your bank.
听着 You listen to me.
这有诺克斯堡(美国联邦政府的黄金贮存地)使用的最严密的安全措施 I run the tightest lockdown this side of Fort Knox!
除非你能证明什么 And until you can prove otherwise,
不然就给我滚出去 you get your glorified paper-pushing ass out of here
让真正的调查员来做该死的调查 and let some real men do their damn jobs!
站在你的立场 我希望你是对的 You know, I hope for your sake you're right,
我也希望这个地方真的如你相信的那样无懈可击 and I hope this place is as airtight as you seem to wanna believe it is,
在这个偷窃联邦政府的案件中 and I hope that you're not a part of a conspiracy
我希望你不是共谋犯 to steal from the Federal Government,
因为这个罪名的处罚结果 because that would be a crime
会是法律中最严厉的 punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
你也将负有责任 You will be held accountable.
他是联邦银行检查员 He's a Federal Bank examiner.
明迪·艾伯嘉打过电话说了 Mindy Arbogast called of course.
他在跟我们的所有邻居交谈 He's talking to all of our neighbors.
他想知道什么 What was he asking?
我们怎么赚钱的 靠什么维生 How we make our money. What I do for a living.
你确定是聚会上看到的那个人么 Are you sure it's the same guy from the party?
是的 我确定是那个人 Yes. Yes, I am sure it's the guy from the party.
好吧 我们现在要做的是 All right. What we need to do
和律师谈谈 is we need to talk to a lawyer.
我们去自首 We'll give ourselves up.
我们不能这么做 We are not going to do that. Mm-mmm.
不行 亲爱的 听我说 No. No, no, honey, listen to me.
我们仍然有大部分的钱 对么 Look, we still have most of the money, right?
我们把它还回去 So we'll give it back,
我们可以协商 and we'll negotiate some kind of,
缓期判刑之类 you know, suspended sentences
好么 or something like that, all right?
唐 我不能这么做 我们不能这么做 Don, I can't do that. We cannot do that.
布里吉特 拜托 求你了 Bridget, please. Look...
我们已经没有其他路了 We have so few cards to play.
亲爱的 这不是入店行窃 Honey, it's not shoplifting.
是偷窃联邦政府 It's a federal crime.
唐 我们不能自首 因为 Don! We can't turn ourselves in because...
他们会带走尼娜的孩子 they're gonna take Nina's kids away.
还有 And, uh...
她会杀了我 she'd kill me.
不 鲍伯 No. Bob...
不是监视器的问题 it is not a surveillance blimp.
唐 Don?
不要担心 我一会儿给你回电 Don't worry. I'll call you right back.
我要坐牢了 I'm going to jail.
不行 不行 No. No. No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
如果他们有任何证据 I am telling you if they had any evidence,
他们已经逮捕我们了 they would have arrested us already,
现在他们只是在调查 and they're just fishing.
所以我说我们还是够小心的 对不 So I'm saying we were careful, correct?
每个人的花销都没有越界 对么 Everybody spent within the cover stories, right?
投资算不算 Do investments count as spending?
什么投资 What investments?
你说过的 当日交易 You said be a day trader.
不 没有 No, we didn't. Oh, boy!
- 我们说假装当日交易 - 是的 We said pretend to be a day trader. - Yeah.
我 Well, I was...
进入角色了 you know, getting into character, right?
我开设了这个证券 And I set up this portfolio.
叫鲍伯基金 The Bob Fund.
- 天哪 - 而且 Oh, good God! - And, uh...
我有17%的收益 I am making 17%.
你的投资金额有没有超过10,000美元过 Did you ever invest amounts greater than $10,000 at one time?
- 没错 - 你干的 Oh, hell yeah! - You did.
金额可观 伙计 Like big mondo chunks, man!
是的 所有的 Yeah, totally!
我希望靠这个多赚点钱 兄弟 I'm looking to make the large green, hombre.
你以为我喜欢 You think I like thinking of my wife on her feet
靠老婆从政府抢钱过活 from nine to five every day ripping off the government?
很糟糕 是不是 This is bad, right?
超过10,000美元的交易 Transactions over $10,000
会自动被报告给国税局 are automatically reported to the IRS!
我要说多少次 How many times do I have to say that?
我不知道 Well, I didn't-- I didn't know that.
你们不能因为我不知道的事情责备我 Look, you cannot blame me for things I didn't know.
这不公平 That would not be fair.
好了 听着 All right, look,
这什么也证明不了 it doesn't prove one thing.
他们不能在没有证据的情况下逮捕我们 They can't arrest us without evidence.
我们房子里成堆的现金呢 What about the piles of cash in our houses?
你不认为这是个问题么 I mean, you don't think that might be a little problem?
那么 Uh, well--
我们要把它处理掉 就在今晚 We're gonna have to get rid of it... tonight.
不 我们带钱走 No. We'll take it with us.
我们可以逃跑 拥有新的身份 We'll run. We'll get new identities.
- 很好 - 不行 闭嘴 Good. - No. Shut up, will you?
怎么跑 跑到哪去 What do you mean run? To where?
怎么跟孩子们解释 What so we tell our kids?
他们跟我们打过电话么 Like they ever call us?
- 太迟了 - 他们已经在监视我们了 It's too late. - They're already watching us.
- 我们的房子四周已经有耳目了 - 鲍伯 There was blimp over our house. - Bob!
别这样 Come on.
布里吉特 拜托 Bridget, please.
我们这么辛苦的工作 We worked so hard.
结果就这样 And that's it?
会没事的 会没事的 We'll be all right. We'll be all right.
她会应付的 真的 She'll-- she'll do it... really.
你刚说 17% Did you say 17%?
17%. 17%.
上帝 难以置信 My God, that's unbelievable.
怎么了 生气了 宝贝 What, are you mad, babe?
太疯狂了 This is crazy.
听着 尼娜 Listen, Nina,
我了解警察 I know cops from work,
他们工作的方式 how they do things.
当他们没有足够证据的时候 What happens when they don't have enough evidence
他们会试着让一个人先招供 is they try and get one of us to roll over against the other,
出来作证 testify.
重点是他们只需要一个 The thing is they only need one.
第一个坦白的人可以和他们谈判 Whoever rolls over first gets the deal.
初犯 单亲母亲 First-time offender, single mom,
如果你现在一个人去自首 可能可以获得缓刑 they might deal you down to probation if you roll now, alone.
我不能这么做 I can't-- I can't do that.
我们是已经成人了 We're all grownups here.
可以为自己负责 We did what we did.
可是孩子们 The boys...
你应该知道他们的处境 you should know how it works.
我们可以做到的 你知道 We could do it, you know.
逃走 Get away.
我不想 I don't want to.
不想 No?
我很抱歉 可是 I mean, I'm sorry, but I--
我不愿意让这件事的阴影笼罩我们一生 I can't live with it just hanging over us the rest of our life.
我并不后悔我们做了这件事 I'm not sorry we did it,
但是我真的 but I really...
我希望这件事结束 I'd really like this part to be over.
挺住 Hang on.
我们被警察盯上了 Yeah, we are in a police state.
我们没有被警察盯上 No, we're not in a police state.
- 是的 被盯上了 - 像是1989年 Yeah, we are. It's like 1989.
怎么了 What?
别这样 别这样 No! Oh, no!
上帝 真是白痴 God, what an idiot.
亲爱的 我需要更多 Honey, I need more.
妈妈 Mom?
好吧 Okay.
安静点 卢夫斯 Shh. Quiet. Shh. Rufus.
乖卢夫斯 Good Rufus.
干得好 洋娃娃 Beautiful, doll.
我们是警察 停车 This is the police. Stop your vehicle.
停车 ... stop your vehicle.
手举过头顶 出来 Exit with your hands above your head.
现在我们是被监视了 Now we're under surveillance.
不许动 堪萨斯警察局 Freeze! KCPD!
把你的手举刀我们可以看见的地方 Keep your hands where we can see 'em!
不许动 堪萨斯警察局 扔掉 Freeze! KCPD! Drop it!
扔掉 Drop it!
站好 不许动 Hold it! Don't you move!
妈妈 出什么事了 Mom, what's going on?
- 呆在房子里 孩子们 - 妈妈 Stay in the house, boys. Mom?
我们进去了 你在这 We're going in. You stay put.
漂亮的房子 Wow. Nice house.
堪萨斯警署 Kansas City Police!
我在上面 Up here.
你好 Hi.
没有人见到我妻子吧 I don't suppose anyone's seen my wife.
没有 No?
好的 Okay...
卡普尔小姐 Miss... Capone.
大床房 禁止吸烟 King room, no smoking.
您用什么卡结账 You'll be putting this on which card?
现金 I'm paying in cash.
这种结算方式仍然需要信用卡记录 We still need a credit card for incidentals.
不会有什么意外的 There won't be any incidents,
对不 will there?
不会 女士 No, ma'am.
412房间 Room 412.
就从那过去 Right through there.
你需要自救 You need to help yourself here.
没错 我要见律师 Yeah, well, I want to see a lawyer.
帮助我自救 Donde my abogato.
只要告诉我们她们怎么做的 Just tell us how they did it.
没听见我的话 Did you hear me?
律师 Lawyer.
律 L-a-y...
师 w... e... r.
她离你而去了 兄弟 She left you, man.
你妻子背叛了你 Your wife ditched you.
知道这个你打算怎么做 What are you gonna do about that?
为她祈祷 Wish her well?
你的孩子现在在儿童福利机构 Your children are at the Child Welfare offices.
你被起诉的时候 When you're indicted,
我们会把他们送到育幼院去 we'll put them into the foster care system.
现在地方检察官可以帮助你 Now, the district attorney can help you
如果你帮助他 if you help him.
你好 Hi.
你好 Hey.
多少 How much?
什么多少 How much what?
你拿了多少 How much did you take?
我不知道你在说什么 I'm not sure I know what you mean.
你认为我拿了多少 Why? How much do you think I took?
我们也不知道 We have no idea.
- 真的 - 没错 Really? That's right.
- 你不知道 - 不知道 You don't know? - Nope.
很好 Oh. Good.
你不能逮捕我 You can't arrest me.
你是银行检察员 You're a bank examiner.
- 是的 - 没错 That's right. - Right.
你还做了不少功课 Well, you've done your homework.
你想要什么 What do you want?
我想知道是什么原因 I guess I wanna know what makes someone like you
让你这样的人做出这样的事 decide to do something like this?
我的理论是 Well, I have a theory. - Mm-hmm.
犯罪是会传染的 Crime is contagious.
伙计 Oh, brother.
他可真难搞 He is a piece of work.
是的 还朝相机里看 Oh, yeah. Look in the camera.
祝贺你们 俗人 Greetings, Earthlings.
他们逮捕的 You know those two amazing women-- amazing--
那两个很棒的女人 that they just arrested,
还有她们的家庭 以及我丈夫 and-- and their families and my husband?
他们从来没有犯过罪 They never really had a shot.
他们总是试着尽力做到最好 I mean, they kept trying, and they did their best,
但最后他们得到了什么 but what did they really get out of it?
一笔难以追踪的巨款 A gigantic untraceable fortune.
拿出证据 Prove it.
你好 Hello?
我听说你想做个交易 I've been told you want a deal.
是的 Yes.
应该早一点的 It should have been a little faster.
谁 Who?
女孩 The girl.
请愿谈判 Kind of a hinky plea bargain.
她说筹码是放你走 She says the deal is you get the walk.
完全豁免 Full immunity.
只要你能回家见到孩子 She tells us everything
她将告诉我们一切 if you get to go home to your kids.
去认认人吧 Go figure people.
你想要什么 布里吉特 我没有 What do you want? Bridget, I didn't--
我需要一个律师 I need a lawyer.
我不接犯罪案件 布里吉特 I don't do criminal work, Bridget.
立刻把这个拿出我们的房子 You take that out of this house this minute.
不是每个人都像你这样的 You know, not everybody is like you.
我们是有道德和行为准则的 Some of us have morals and standards--
闭嘴 明迪 Shut up, Mindy!
我是一个税务官 I'm a tax attorney.
我知道 I know that.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
这里发生什么事情了 What's going on here?
她有律师么 Was she represented?
交易已经完成了 Deal's done.
我是这个女人的律师 I am this woman's attorney.
你是什么 You're what?
交易跟她无关 The deal wasn't with her.
是其他嫌疑人的 It was with one of the other suspects.
我代理她们所有人 I represent them all.
我得和我的当事人谈谈 现在 And I need to confer with my clients... now.
在这等着 Wait right here.
使 命 宣 言 保护我们社区和我们服务的人们的生命和财产安全 提供最高的道德标准 确保公众有信心提高他们的生活质量
你没有对我的当事人提起诉讼 You have no case against my clients.
有人招供 We have a confession.
她会收回的 She'll recant.
他们都会 They all will.
那么钱 车子和房子怎么解释 What about the money, the cars, the houses?
有钱并不犯法 There's no law against having money.
你有证据是偷来的么 Can you prove they stole it?
当然是他们偷的 Of course they stole it.
是么 Did they?
这些女人在你的银行偷窃了3年 These women robbed your bank for three years
却一个警报都没有触发 without setting off a single alarm?
是这样么 格洛弗先生 Is that what happened, Mr. Glover?
根据我们的记录 According to our records,
这里所有应该被销毁的现金 all currency that was due to be destroyed...
都被销毁了 was destroyed.
联邦银行是一个完全安全的机构 The Fed is a totally secure institution.
我们监视每一个人 We watch everyone...
每一个地方 everywhere...
每时每刻 every minute.
不可能从我们的系统里流出现金 It is impossible to remove currency from our system.
没有证据证明他们犯罪 There's no evidence the crime was even committed.
你不应该逮捕他们 You should never have arrested them.
没这么简单 律师 Not so fast, counselor.
美国国税局 IRS.
知道美国宪法第7201条款么 Ever hear of U.S. Code Section 7201?
是的 Yeah.
布里吉特 你是对的 Well, Bridget, you were right.
你们没有纳税 You didn't pay taxes.
为偷来的钱 On stolen money?
没听见这个 I didn't hear that.
国税局提出了一个交易 The IRS is offering what I consider...
我觉得还不错 a good deal.
不用坐牢 No jail time.
谢谢你 Oh! Oh, thank you!
但是罚款也够你们受的 But the fines and the penalties will wipe you out.
你们两手空空的走出这里 You can walk away from this if...
你们就可以离开 you walk empty-handed.
堪萨斯城警察局
从没指望我们还能从那出来 I didn't think we'd be coming out of there.
真主 上帝 他太棒了 Christ, Arbogast, he is so good.
我真没想到 I had no idea.
在里面的时候你不是真的认为我要离开你吧 You didn't really think that I would leave you in there, did you?
是的 Yeah.
死里逃生 One hell of a ride, huh?
是的 Yeah.
死里逃生 Hell of a ride.
- 再见 - 再见 Bye-bye. - Bye.
再见 尼娜 巴里 Bye, Nina. Barry.
八个月后
走吧 孩子们 Come on, boys.
- 你好 朱尼尔 - 你好 你好 Hey, Junior. - Hey, hey.
好久不见 Long time no see.
地方看起来不错 I know. The place is looking nice.
可不是么 Yes, it is, isn't it?
你好 布里吉特 Hey, Bridget.
- 杰基 - 杰基 Jackie! - Jackie!
最近怎么样 想死你了 How you doing, girl? I've missed you.
蜜月怎么样 How was the honeymoon?
说说看 Was it? Yeah, tell.
很棒的两天 Two very fine days.
就这样 That's it.
我们五个人挤在一间小公寓里 Oh, and the five of us crammed up in that tiny apartment.
伙计 你真有幽默感 Boy, you really got have a good sense of humor.
我们有两份收入 所以 And we got the two incomes, so...
没什么可抱怨的 I can't complain.
- 鲍伯做回他的工作了 - 很好 Well, Bob got his job back. - Okay!
我在做服务生 And I'm waitressing.
我们计划着 And we figure in five years,
五年内去南美 we're going to South America.
一直开车到底 We're driving all the way to the bottom.
去吧 There you go.
- 朱尼尔 - 你们点的 女士们 Junior--- There you go, ladies.
这杯是免费的 This one's on the house.
和过去一样 Like old times.
说真的 No shit.
我们要不要 We're going back to...
重操旧业 work?
鲍伯有途径弄到很多牛肉 Bob has access to a lot of beef.
不要 No. No.
不要 No.
- 好吧 - 对 不要 Okay. - Yes, no.
好吧 Okay.
我们打算去 But we're moving.
加勒比海 To the Caribbean.
开一家供应早餐的旅馆 We're gonna open a little bed-and-breakfast.
我来做饭 I'm gonna cook.
唐来管理 这是当然的 Don's gonna manage it of course.
我们已经就这个讨论了好几年 We've been talking about this for years.
我们只是在等待 But we're just kinda waiting
等到不那么热了 until it's not... so hot.
热 Hot?
外面很冷 It's chilly out.
是的 Yeah.
你们听说过 "备用资金"没 Hey, wait. Did you ever hear that expression "mad money?"
我妈妈过去常说"每个女人 My mother used to say, "Every woman should keep
都需要一点备用资金以防万一" a little mad money tucked away just in case."
你疯的时候用备用资金 Do you use mad money when you go mad
还是发狂的时候用 or when you get mad?
为什么不为自己做决定呢 Why don't you decide for yourself?
朱尼尔 Junior?
来吧 Uh-huh! - Come on.
小心脚下 Watch your step.
- 你知道么 - 不知道 Do you know? - No.
- 你去哪里 - 我们为什么要到这来 What are you up to? Why are we down here?
放松点 你们只是需要一点耐心 Relax. You just have to have a little patience.
看着眼熟么 Does this look familiar?
我靠 Holy shit! - Oh!
- 谁干的 - 我干的 是我 Who did it? - I did! Me!
上帝 Oh, my God!
你个诡计多端的主谋 You sneaky criminal mastermind!
噢 Oh!
导 演:卡莉·克里
编 剧 格伦·杰斯
制片人 杰伊·科恩
制片人 詹姆斯·艾奇逊
制片人 弗兰克·德马蒂尼
制片人 迈克尔·弗兰尼根
执行制片人 罗伯特·格林 温迪·克拉姆
执行制片人 艾威·勒纳 博兹·大卫逊 丹尼·丁博特 特雷弗·肖特
摄影指导 约翰·贝利
艺术指导 布伦特·托马斯
电影剪辑 温迪·格林·布里克蒙
服装设计 苏·德萨图
电影音乐 马丁·达维奇 和 詹姆斯·牛顿·霍华德
音乐总监 巴德·卡尔 & 诺拉·费尔德
主 演：奎恩·拉提法
主 演：黛安·基顿
主 演：凯蒂·霍尔姆斯
我为钱狂
主 演：特德·丹森
主 演：斯蒂芬·鲁特
主 演：克里斯托弗·麦克唐纳
主 演：亚当·罗森博格
主 演：罗杰·克劳斯
菲尼斯·米切尔 米根·费伊 J.C.麦肯泽
选角导演 琼·洛瑞-约翰逊
序曲影业 和 千禧年影业
荣誉出品
序曲影业 和 千禧年影业
荣誉出品
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