Shit! 妈的
Andrew, hey. 安卓
Here you go. your regular lattes. 给 你的拿铁
Literally saved my life. thank you. thank you. 你就是我的救世主 谢谢 谢谢
- everyone ok? - yeah. -没事吧大家 -没事
- yeah. - me too. -没 -我也是
Hello, frank? how's my favorite writer? 你好 弗兰克 我的王牌作家构思得如何了?
Of course you've been thinking about our talk 你当然得考虑下我说的
Because you know I'm right. 因为我是对的
Frank, people in this country are busy, broke, 弗兰克 这个国家的每个人都疲于奔命 忙于还债
And they hate to read. they need someone they can trust to say, 他们讨厌看书 他们急需有人为其指点迷津
"hey! don't watch indianapolis tonight. "不要再盯着印第安纳波利斯电视台看了
Read a book! read frank's book." 看看这本书吧 弗兰克的新书"
and that person is oprah. 主持人是欧普若(美国知名真人秀主持人)
- cuttin' it close. - one of those mornings. -时间刚刚好 -早上好
Thank you, captain obvious. 谢谢提醒 "明知故问"小姐
Sweet... 好家伙...
- uh, sorry. ...jesus! -对不起 -他妈的
Rub some dirt on it, brother. 有你擦的了 哥们
Frank, the truth is all a-plus novelists do publicity. 弗兰克 事实上每个一流作家都会大肆宣传
Roth, mccourt, russo, and... 有罗斯 康特 卢梭 还有
Frank! can I tell you what else they have in common? a pulitzer. 弗兰克 知道他们有什么共同之处吗? 他们都拿了普利策奖
I need the shirt off your back. literally. 我得用下你的衬衫
- you're kidding, right? - yankees, boston, this tuesday, -你开玩笑吧 -是要周二洋基队在波士顿的两张门票
Two company seats for your shirt. you have five seconds to decide. 还是要你的破衬衫 你有五秒钟时间决定
Five, four, three, two, one. 五 四 三 二 一
I know... 我知道
- shh! - later. -安静 -等会儿
It's here. "它"来了
Morning, boss. you have a conference call in 30 minutes. 早上好 老板 30分钟后有一个电话会议
Yes. about the marketing of the spring books. I know. 我知道 是关于春季新书市场的
Staff meeting at 9:00. 员工会议时间是9点整
Did you call, um... what's her name? 你给那个谁打电话了吗 她的名字叫啥来着
The one with the ugly hands. 就是手很难看的那位
- janet. - yes, janet. -珍妮特 -对 就是她
Yes. I did call her. I told her that 我打过了 我已经告诉过她了
If she doesn't get her manuscript in on time 如果她不能按时上交手稿
You won't give her a release date. your immigration lawyer called. 她的书就甭想发行了 你移民局律师打电话找过你
He said it's imperative... 他说急需...
Cancel the call, push the meeting to tomorrow 取消电话会议 员工会议推迟至明天
And keep the lawyer on the sheets. 把律师的事情排到日程上
Oh, and get a hold of pr, 与公关部联系
Have them start drafting a press release. 让他们准备一个发布会
Frank is doing oprah. 弗兰克要上欧普若的脱口秀了
Wow. nicely done. 真不错
If I want your praise, I will ask for it. 我不用拍我马屁
Who is, uh, who is jillian? 谁是朱利安
And why does she want me to call her? 为啥她要叫我打电话给她
Well, that was originally my cup. 那杯原来是我的
And I'm drinking your coffee why? 为啥我要喝你的咖啡
Because your coffee spilled. 因为你的洒了
So, you drink unsweetened cinnamon light soy lattes? 你喝无糖肉桂大豆拿铁?
I do. it's like christmas in a cup. 对 我从中能尝到圣诞的味道
Is that a coincidence? 世上还有如此巧事
Incredibly, it is. 无巧不成书
I mean I wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee that you drink 我才不会 怕洒你的咖啡
Just in case yours spilled. 就去喝你一样的咖啡
That would be pathetic. 这会很可悲
Morning. miss tate's office. 早上好 塔特小姐办公室
Hey, bob. 鲍勃 你好
Actually, we're headed to your office right now. yeah. 我们正要去你的办公室
Why are we headed to bob's office? 我们为啥要到他办公室去
The witch is on her broom 女巫骑上扫帚了
Have you finished the manuscript I gave you? 你看完我给你的手稿了吗
Uh, I read a few pages. I wasn't that impressed. 我读了几页 没啥意思
- can I say something? - no. -我能说几句吗 -不
I've read thousands of manuscripts, 我看过上千本手稿
And this is the only one I've given you. 这是唯一一份我给你的
There's an incredible novel in there. 这绝对是一本精彩绝伦的小说
The kind of novel you used to publish. 绝对比你发行过的任何一本都要好
Uh, wrong. and I do think you order the same coffee as I do 全错 我觉得你就是怕洒了我的咖啡
Just in case you spill, which is, in fact, pathetic. 所以才和我喝一样的 这真的很悲剧
- or impressive. - I'd be impressed -或者说是很印象深刻 -如果你没洒在
If you didn't spill in the first place. 老地方 我倒是觉得这会很让我印象深刻
Now remember, you're just a prop in here. 记住 进去后就什么话也别说
Won't say a word. 绝对做的到
Ah! our fearless leader and her liege. please, do come in. 这不是我们的无畏的老板和她的仆人嘛 请进
Oh. beautiful breakfront. is it new? 不错的柜子 新买的?
It is english regency egyptian revival, built in the 1800s 这是英国统治时期埃及复兴作品 19世纪的古董
But, yes, it is new to my office. 不过在我的办公室里却只能算新来的
Witty. 有点意思
Bob, I'm letting you go. 鲍勃 你得走了
Pardon? 啥
I asked you over a dozen times to get frank to do oprah, 我无数次让你去请弗兰克上欧普若的节目
And you didn't do it. 你办到了吗
You're fired. 你被炒了
I have told you that is impossible. 我早告诉你那不可能
Frank hasn't done an interview in 20 years. 弗兰克20年来都没上过电视节目
Well that is interesting, because I just 貌似很有趣 因为我刚刚
Got off the phone with him, and he is in. 和他打过电话 他同意了
Excuse me? 你说什么?
You didn't even call him, did you? 你甚至都没给他打过电话 对吗
- but... - I know, I know. -但是 -我知道 我知道
Frank can be a little scary to deal with. for you. 弗兰克对你来说 是有些棘手
Now, I will give you two months to find another job. 我会给你两个月的时间去找下家
And then you can tell everyone you resigned, ok? 之后你再告诉别人你从这里辞职了 好吗
What's his twenty? 他还接受吗
He's moving. he has crazy eyes. 他在走过来 脸上狰狞恐怖
Don't do it, bob. don't do it. 别这样 鲍勃 别逼我
You poisonous bitch! 你这个恶毒的婊子
You can't fire me! 你没权力炒我鱿鱼
You don't think I see what you're doing here? 你知道你这样做有多么愚蠢吗
Sandbagging me on this oprah thing 用上欧普若节目这件事打发我走
Just so that you can look good to the board? 这样你在董事会面前就牛逼了?
Because you are threatened by me! 因为你觉得我的表现威胁到了你
- and you are a monster. - bob, stop. -你简直是一个巫婆 -鲍勃 够了
Just because you have no semblance of a life 因为你没有一个正常的生活
Outside of this office, 你以为出了你的办公室
You think that you can treat all of us 你就可以把我们每个人
Like your own personal slaves. 都当成奴隶一样
You know what? I feel sorry for you. 你知道吗 我为你感到悲哀
Because you know what you're gonna have on your deathbed? 因为在你进棺材的时候
Nothing and no one. 你还是两手空空 无人陪伴
Listen carefully, bob. 听仔细了 鲍勃
I didn't fire you because I feel threatened. no. 我绝不是因为地位受到威胁了才炒你
I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent 我炒你是因为你懒惰 自以为是 毫无能力
And you spend more time cheating on your wife 你花在小三身上的时间
Than you do in your office. 比在办公室的时间还要多
And if you say another word, 如果你敢再说一个字
Andrew here is gonna have you thrown out on your ass, ok? 安卓会立即扔你出去的 听懂了吗
Another word and you're going out of here 再说一个字 我就让保安
With an armed escort. 逐你出公司
Andrew will film it with his little camera phone 安卓会用他的手机拍下来
And he will put it on that internet site. 然后上传到那个网站上
- what was it? - youtube? -哪个网站来着 -Youtube(美国著名视频网站)?
Exactly. is that what you want? 对极了 你难道想这样
Didn't think so. I have work to do. 我认为你不想 我还有事 恕不奉陪
Have security take his breakfront out of his office 让保安把他的柜子搬出来
And put it in my conference room. 放到我会议室里
Will do. 马上去做
And I need you around this weekend 还有这个周末我想让你
To help review his files and his manuscript. 检查他的文件和手稿
- this weekend? - you have a problem with that? -这个周末 -有什么问题吗
No. i... just my grandmother's 90th birthday, 没有 那个...我的外婆刚好90大寿
So I was gonna go home and... 我原本打算回家
...it's fine. I'll cancel it. 没事 我取消掉吧
You're actually saving me from a weekend of misery anyway, 你真是活菩萨 把我从周末的苦难中解救出来
So it's... good talk, yeah. 刚才讲的不错
I know, I know. ok, tell gammy I'm sorry. ok? what... 我知道 我知道 替我向外婆道歉 什么...
Mom. what do you want me to tell you? 妈 你想让我说什么
She's making me work the weekend. 她让我周末加班
No, I'm not... no. 不 我不会...不会的
Listen, I've worked too hard for this promotion 为了这次晋升我已经付出这么多了
To throw it all away, ok? 我可没法半途而废
I'm sure that dad is pissed, 我知道爸爸会发飙
But we take all of our submissions around here very seriously. 不过我们会认真履行我们的职责
We'll get back to you as soon as we can. 我们会尽快联系你们的
- was that your family? - yes. -你家里的电话? -没错
- they tell you to quit? - every single day. -他们让你别在这做了 -天天如此
Miss tate's office. 塔特小姐办公室
Oh... yeah. ok. all right. 好的
Bergen and malloy want to see you upstairs immediately. 伯根和麦雷叫你马上上楼
Ok. come get me in ten minutes. we've got a lot to do. 10分钟后来叫我 还有一堆事情
Okey-doke. 好的
Good morning, miss tate. 早上好 塔特小姐
Jack, edwin. 杰克 艾迪文
Margaret, congratulations on the oprah thing. 马格瑞特 祝贺你终于解决好了欧普若节目这件事
- that's terrific news. - thank you, thank you. -这绝对是头条新闻 -谢谢 谢谢
This isn't about my second raise, is it? just kidding. 这不是要又给我加薪 是吧 开个玩笑
Margaret, do you remember when we agreed 马格瑞特 你还记得我们说过
That you wouldn't go to the frankfurt book fair 你不能去法兰克福书展
Because you weren't allowed out of the country 因为你的签证申请还在处理中
While your visa application was being processed? 你不允许出国
Yes. I do. 是的 我记得
And... you went to frankfurt. 可最后...你还是去了法兰克福
Yes, I did. we were going to lose delillo to viking. 是的 北欧人要从我们手里抢走德里罗
So... really didn't have a choice, did i? 所以...我没得选 不是吗
It seems that the united states government 美国政府似乎
Doesn't care much who publishes don delillo. 从不关心谁来出版东·德里罗的作品
We, uh, just spoke to your immigration attorney. 我们刚刚和你的移民律师谈过
Great. so, we're all good? everything good? 很好 我没事吧 一切都很好?
Margaret, your visa application has been denied. 马格瑞特 你被拒签了
And you are being deported. 你将被驱逐出美国
Deported? 驱逐?
And apparently there was also some paperwork 并且你还有很多表格
That you didn't fill out in time. 没有及时填写
Come on. come on! it's not like I'm even an immigrant! 拜托 我又不是什么移民
I'm from canada, for christ's sake. 我就来自加拿大
There's gotta be... there's gotta be something we can do. 肯定...肯定还有办法的
We can reapply, but unfortunately 我们可以重新申请 但是不幸的是
You have to leave the country for at least a year. 你得至少离开美国一年
Ok. ok, well, that's not ideal, but, uh..., 好吧好吧 尽管不是最理想的办法 但还是
I can, uh... I can manage everything from toronto... 我可以 我可以在多伦多处理任何事
No, margaret. 不行的 马格瑞特
...with videoconferencing and internet. 通过视频会议和网路来处理
Unfortunately, margaret, 没这么幸运 马格瑞特
If you're deported, you can't work for an american company. 一旦你被驱逐出国 你就不能为美国公司工作
Until this is resolved I'm going to turn operations over 直到你的签证通过 我得把你的所有工作
To bob spaulding. 移交给鲍勃·斯鲍丁
Bob spaulding? the guy I just fired? 鲍勃·斯鲍丁 我刚炒的那位?
We need an editor in chief. 我们需要一位主编
He is the only person in the building who has enough experience. 他是这里唯一够资历的
- you cannot be serious. I beg of you. - margaret. -你不能这么做 我求你 -马格瑞特
We are desperate to have you stay. 我们真的已经绞尽脑汁了
If there was any way, any way at all 如果有任何办法 不管是什么办法
That we could make this work, we'd be doing it. 我们都会做 我们已经无计可施了
There is no way... 没办法了...
I am begging you. 我求你了
No, margaret. excuse me, we're in a meeting. 不 马格瑞特 抱歉 我们在开会
- sorry to interrupt. - what? what! -抱歉打断你们下 -什么 什么
Mary from miss winfrey's office called. she's on the line. 玛丽从温菲办公室打电话来了 她在等你
- I know. - she's on hold. -我知道了 -她在等你回话
She needs to speak with you right away. 她希望你能马上和她通话
I told her you were otherwise engaged. 我告诉她了你正在处理其他事
She insisted, so... sorry. 但她坚持要这样 抱歉
So... 那么...
Come here. 过来
Uh... gentlemen, I understand. I understand... 先生们 我理解 我明白
The predicament that we are in. 我们当前所处的困境
And, um... 并且...
And there's, uh... well... 还有...
I think there's something that you should know. 我想还有一些事你们得知道
Uh... we're, uh... we're getting married. 我们...我们就快结婚了
We are getting married. 我们就要结婚了
- who is getting married? - you and i. -谁要结婚了 -你和我
You and I are getting married! yes. 你和我要结婚了! 没错
- we are. - getting married. -我们要 -结婚了
- we are getting married. - yes. -我们要结婚了 -是的
Isn't he your secretary? 他是你的秘书吗
Assistant. 助理
Executive, uh... assistant secretary. titles. 执行助理秘书 他的头衔
But, wouldn't be the first time one of us fell for our secretaries. 上司和秘书相爱 这也不是什么新闻了
Would it, edwin? 对吧 艾迪文
With laquisha. remember? 就像你和拉奎莎 还记得吗
So, yeah... the truth is, 事实是
You know, andrew and i, we're... we are just two people 安卓和我本是两个
Who weren't meant to fall in love but we did. 不应该坠入爱河的人 但我们相爱了
No. 不
All those late nights at the office and weekend book fairs. 那些个加班的夜晚和周末的书展
- yeah... - no. -是的 -不
- something happened. - something. -让我们擦出了爱情的火花 -火花
Yeah. tried to fight it and... 我们都想挣扎
Can't, can't fight a... 但是抵挡...抵挡不住
Can't fight a love like ours, so, uh... 像我们这样的爱情
Uh... are we good with this? are you happy? 这事清楚了吗? 你们开心吗
Because, well... we are happy. so happy. 我们很幸福...真的很幸福
- margaret. - yes? -马格瑞特 -什么
It's terrific. 太棒了
Just make it legal. mmm? 那就去成为法定夫妻吧
Oh! legal. 对 法定的
Yeah, well, then... then that means we... 那...那就意味着
...we need to get ourselves to the immigration office. 我们得到移民局办公室去办手续了
So we can work this whole mess out. right? 我们就能解决这个问题了 对吗
Thank you very much, gentlemen. 非常感谢 先生们
We will do that right away. 我们马上去做
Thank you very much, gentlemen. thank you. 非常感谢 先生们 谢谢
- gentlemen. - thank you. -先生们 -谢谢
Margaret and andrew are getting married! 马格瑞特和安卓要结婚了
What is that about? 怎么回事
Dragon lady! here they come... 居然是这个母老虎 他们过来了
Yeah. 有你的
What is he thinking? 他怎么想的
Mmm-mmm-mmm. 真可惜
Dude, for real. her? 哥们 玩真的啊
Married? didn't even know they were dating... 这就结婚了 我都不知道他们约会过
What? 怎么了
I don't understand what's happening. 我不明白发生了什么
Relax. this is for you, too. 放松 这也是为你好
Do explain. 请解释一下
They were going to make bob chief. 他们要升鲍勃为总编
So naturally I would have to marry you. 那么我就得和你结婚
And what's the problem? 有什么问题吗
Like you were saving yourself for someone special? 你帮了某人 也帮了自己
I like to think so. besides, it's illegal. 我觉得有问题 而且这是违法的
They're looking for terrorists, not for book publishers. 政府要抓的是恐怖分子 不是出版商
- margaret. - yes? -马格瑞特 -什么事
- I'm not gonna marry you. - sure you are. -我不会跟你结婚的 -你会的
Because if you don't marry me, 要是不跟我结婚
Your dreams of touching the lives of millions 你那成为作家踏入上流社会
With the written word are dead. 的美梦就会幻灭了
Bob is gonna fire you the second I'm gone. guaranteed. 我一走人 鲍勃肯定会开了你
That means you're out on the street alone looking for a job. 意味着你得孤独的在大街上找工作
That means all the time that we spent together, all the lattes, 意味着我们在一起的时间 那些拿铁咖啡
All the canceled dates, all the midnight tampax runs, 那些取消的约会 那些为我卖命的跑腿
Were all for nothing and all your dreams of being an editor are gone. 都将化为乌有 你那编辑梦也没门了
But don't worry, after the required allotment of time, 别担心 事成之后
We'll get a quickie divorce and you'll be done with me. 我们马上离婚 你我再无瓜葛
But until then, like it or not, 在这之前 不管愿不愿意
Your wagon is hitched to mine. ok? 你都是我的人了 好吧
Phone. 接电话
- this way. - margaret. -走这边 -马格瑞特
- come. - the line... -过来 -排队
Next, please. 下一位
Ooh, ooh. just, uh... 等等
Sorry, I just need to ask him something. 抱歉 我问一下就走
Iii need for you to file this fianc visa for me, please. 请处理一下我的结婚申请证书
- miss tate? - yes. -塔特小姐 -是的
Please, come with me. 请跟我来
Yes, ma'am, I understand that. we're backed up... 是的女士 我明白 我们备份了
I have a bad feeling about this. 我有种不祥的预感
- hi. hello. - hello. -你好 -你好
Hi. I'm mr. gilbertson. 你好 我是戈博森
- ah! - and you must be andrew, -哦 -你一定是安卓
- and you must be... - margaret. -那么你是 -马格瑞特
...margaret. sorry about the wait. 马格瑞特 抱歉久等了
It's a, uh, crazy day today. 今天真是 疯狂的一天
Oh, of course, of course. we understand. 是啊 我们理解
And I can't tell you how much we appreciate you seeing us 真不知怎么感谢你一接到通知
- on such short notice. - ok. -就马上接见我们了 -好的
# buh, buh, buh, buh, buh buh, buh, buh, buuuh 啦啦啦啦啦
So, I have one question for you. 有个问题要问一下
Are you both committing fraud to avoid her deportation 你们是不是为了避免她被驱逐而假结婚
So she can keep her position as editor in chief at colden books? 这样她就能保住在扣登图书的总编位置
- that's ridiculous. - where did you hear that? -太荒唐了 -你听谁说的
We had a phone tip this afternoon from a man named... 我们下午收到线报 一个名叫
Would it be bob spaulding? 是不是鲍勃·斯鲍丁
Bob spaulding. 鲍勃·斯鲍丁
Bob. poor bob. I am so sorry. 可怜的鲍勃 真替他惋惜
Bob is nothing but a disgruntled former employee. 他只是一名泄愤的前雇员
And I apologize. 对此我感到抱歉
But we know you're incredibly busy 我们知道你非常忙碌
With a room full of gardeners and delivery boys to tend to. 要面对一屋子的园丁和送快递的
If you just give us our next step, 让我们过了你这一关
We will be out of your hair and on our way. 我们会立即乖乖溜走
Miss tate, please. 请坐 塔特小姐
Let me explain to you the process that's about to unfold. 我来告知你们即将进行的程序
Step one will be a scheduled interview. 第一步是安排面试
I'll put you each in a room, and I'll ask you every little question 你们会分别在不同的房间接受询问
That a real couple would know about each other. 那些真正的夫妻应当知悉的问题
Step two, I dig deeper. I look at your phone records, 第二步 我会深入一些 看看你的电话记录
I talk to your neighbors, I interview your coworkers. 走访你的邻居 和你的同事谈谈
If your answers don't match up at every point, 如果你们的回答驴唇不对马嘴
You will be deported indefinitely. 你会被无限期的驱逐出境
And you, young man, will have committed a felony... 而你 小伙子 会被判重刑
...punishable by a fine of $250,000 罚款25万美元
And a stay of five years in federal prison. 在联邦监狱蹲上5年
So, andrew. 那么 安卓
You wanna... you want to talk to me? 你是不是 有话要对我说
No? 没有吗
Yes? 有吧
The truth is... 其实
Mr. gilbertson, the truth is... 戈博森先生 事情是这样的
Margaret and i... 马格瑞特和我
...are just two people 只是两个不被看好
Who weren't supposed to fall in love. 似乎不会在一起的恋人
But did. 但是我们确实相爱了
We couldn't tell anyone we work with 我们不能告诉同事
Because of my big promotion that I had coming up. 因为这关系到我的晋升
- promotion? - yeah. - 晋升 - 是的
- your? - we... we both felt, uh... -你的 -我们 都觉得
That it would be deeply inappropriate if I were to be promoted to editor. 要是我升为编辑 公开恋情会很不合适
- editor. mmm-hmm. ...while we were... -编辑 -尤其我们
So... 那么
Have the two of you told your parents about your secret love? 你们俩把地下恋情告诉父母了吗
Oh, i... impossible. my parents are dead. 我 不可能 我父母去世了
- no brothers or sisters either. - gone. -也没有兄弟姐妹 -去世
Are your parents dead? 你父母也去世了吗
- oh, no, his are very much alive. - no... very much. -他的还健在 -还活着
Very much. they're, ah... well, we were gonna tell them this weekend. 还健在 我们周末就会告诉二老
Gammy's 90th birthday, and the whole family's coming together. 奶奶90岁生日 整个大家庭都会相聚
And we thought it'd be a nice surprise. 我们觉得会是个意外惊喜
And where is this surprise gonna take place? 这个惊喜会在哪发生
At andrew's parents' house. 安卓父母家里
Where is that located again? 那地方在哪
Um... why am I doing all the talking? 怎么一直是我在说
It's your parents' house. 明明是你爸妈的屋子
Why don't you tell him where it is. jump in. 来 告诉他在哪里
- sitka. - sitka. -斯塔卡 -斯塔卡
- alaska. - alaska? -在阿拉斯加 -在阿拉斯加
You're gonna go to alaska this weekend? 周末你们去阿拉斯加
- yeah. - yes, yes. -没错 -是的
We are going to alaska. alaska, that's where... 我们回去阿拉斯加 那里
That's where my little... that's where my andrew's from. 是我的小 我的安卓来自那里
Ok. 好的
Fine. I see how this is gonna go. 好吧 我再考虑一下
I will see you both at 11:00 monday morning 周一上午11点我们再见
For your scheduled interview, 来进行面试
And your answers better match up on every account. 你们的回答最好天衣无缝
- thank you. - hello? -谢谢 -你好
- I'm looking forward to this one. - we're looking forward to this one. -我期待这次见面 -我们也是
Thank you. 谢谢
Gonna be fun. I'll be checking up on you. 很有意思 我会检查你
You got it. 没问题
Ok... so, what's gonna happen is we will go up there. 那么 我们还得来这一趟
We will pretend like we're boyfriend and girlfriend, 还要继续假装男女朋友
Tell your parents we're engaged. 告诉你父母我们订婚了
Uh, use the miles for the tickets. 订机票时把积攒的里程用上
I guess I will pop for you to fly first class. 我得坐头等舱 不跟你在一起
But make sure you use the miles. 但是一定要把里程用上
If we don't get the miles, we're not doing it. 要是你的不够了 就不去了
Oh, and please confirm the vegan meal, ok? 对了 请让他们确认上的是素餐
'cause last time they actually gave it to a vegan, 上次他们给我上的
And they, uh... forced me to eat 都是些
This clammy, warm, creamy salad thing, which was... 黏糊糊热腾腾 油哧嘛哈的沙拉
Hey, I'm... why aren't you taking notes? 我说话呢 你怎么不记下
I'm sorry, were you not in that room? 你刚才不在那儿吗
What? what? 什么
Oh! the thing you said about being promoted? 哦对了 你要晋升
Genius! genius. he completely fell for it. 天才啊 天才 他中圈套了
I was serious. 我是认真的
I'm looking at a $250,000 fine and five years in jail. 我面对的是25万罚款和5年大牢
That changes things. 后果很严重 你知不知道
- promote you to editor? no, no way. - then I quit, and you're screwed. -升你做编辑 没门 -那我退出 你也完蛋了
Bye-bye, margaret. 再见 马格瑞特
- andrew! - it really has been -安卓 -这样的结果
- a little slice of heaven. - andrew, andrew! fine, fine. -真是不错啊 -安卓 安卓 好吧
I'll make you editor. fine. 我让你当编辑
If you do the alaska weekend and the immigration interview, 要是你周末带我去阿拉斯加 然后应付好移民面试
I will make you editor. happy? 我就升你做编辑 高兴了吧
- and not in two years. right away. - fine. -别推到两年之后 马上 -好吧
And you'll publish my manuscript. 你会出版我的作品
Ten thousand copy first... 第一版1万册
Twenty thousand copies, first run. 第一版2万册
And we'll tell my family about our engagement 我们会把结婚的消息告诉家里
When I want and how I want. 时间和方式我来定
Now, ask me nicely. 现在 温柔的问我
"ask you nicely" what? 温柔的问你什么
Ask me nicely to marry you, margaret. 温柔的问我愿不愿意娶你 马格瑞特
- what does that mean? - you heard me. on your knee. -那是什么意义 -你知道的 跪下
Fine. 好吧
- does this work for you? - oh, I like this. yeah. -这样行吗 -我很满意
- will you marry me? - no. -你会娶我吗 -不会
Say it like you mean it. 说得认真点
- andrew? - yes, margaret? - 安卓 - 什么事 马格瑞特
- sweet andrew? - I'm listening. - 亲爱的安卓 - 听着呢
Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me? 为了我们的幸福 你能娶我吗
Ok. I don't appreciate the sarcasm, but I'll do it. 虽然对你的挖苦很不爽 不过我还是会娶你的
- see you at the airport tomorrow. - good. -明天机场见 -很好
So, these are the questions that ins is gonna ask us. 这些是移民局要问的问题
Now, the good news is is I know everything about you, 好消息是我非常了解你
But the bad news is that you have four days 坏消息是你只有四天
To learn all this about me. so, you should... probably get studying. 来了解我的一切 所以你得加紧学习了
You know all the answers to these questions about me? 这些关于我的问题你都知道
- scary, isn't it? - a little bit. -很可怕吧 -有点
- what am I allergic to? - pine nuts. -我对什么过敏 -松子
And the full spectrum of human emotion. 加上所有的人类情感
Oh, that's... that was funny. 这个 真好笑
- mmm-hmm. - umm... -哈哈 -嗯
Here's a good one. do I have any scars? 这个比较难 我身上有疤吗
I'm pretty sure that you have a tattoo. 我很肯定你有纹身
Oh, you're pretty sure? 你很肯定吗
I'm pretty sure. two years ago, your dermatologist called 非常肯定 两年前的皮肤医生打电话来
And asked about a q-switched laser. 问了关于q开关激光器的问题
I of course googled a q-switched laser 当然我搜了q开关激光器
And found that they in fact do remove tattoos. 就发现那是除纹身的
But you canceled your appointment. 不过你取消了预约
So what is it? tribal ink? 什么样的纹身 部落款的
Japanese calligraphy? barbed wire? 日本书法 还是带刺的铁丝网
You know, it's exciting for me to experience you like this. 很高兴能以这种方式和你交流
Thank you. you're gonna have to tell me where it is, though. 谢谢 不过你还得告诉我纹身在哪
- no, I'm not. - they're gonna ask. -我不会说的 -他们会问
We're done with that question. we're done with that question. 那个问题结束了 不再提了
On to another question. let me see, let me see. 下面是另一个 我看看 我看看
Oh, here's one. whose place do we stay at, yours or mine? 这有一个 我们住在哪 你家还是我家
That's easy. mine. 这个简单 我家
And why wouldn't we stay at mine? 为什么不住我那
Because I live at central park west. 因为我住中央公园西路
And you probably live at some squalid little studio apartment 你呢 也就是个脏兮兮的小公寓吧
With stacks of yellowed penguin classics. 堆着一摞摞发黄的旧书
Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts. 女士们先生们 请系好安全带
We are beginning our descent into juneau. 我们将降落在朱诺[美国阿拉斯加州首府]
Juneau? I thought we were going to sitka. 朱诺 我们不是去斯塔卡吗
- we are. - how are we getting to sitka? -是的 -我们怎么去斯塔卡
Whoa. 哇
All right. here we go. 这下好了 我们来了
- oh, there he is! - andrew! -他在那呢 -安卓
Hi. right this way... 请走这边
- hi! - oh... -大家好 -哦
- it's so good to see you! - you're suffocating him, grace. -见到你真好 -你让他喘不上气了 格瑞斯
- come here. - hey, gammy. -过来 -奶奶
Ah, gammy. how are you doing? where's dad? 奶奶 您身体怎么样 老爸呢
Oh, you know your father. he's always working. 你了解他的 总是在忙工作
Never mind about him. where's your girl? 别惦记他了 你女朋友呢
Uh, she's... right there. 她 在那边
- ah. - there she is. -啊 -她过来了
I guess the word "girl" is inappropriate. 也许不应该叫女孩了
Annie. 安妮
- hi! - hello. -你好 -你好
- margaret, this is my mom. - oh, hello. -马格瑞特 这是我母亲 -您好
Yeah, great. this is my gammy, annie. 太好了 这是我奶奶 安妮
- pleasure. - well, hello there. -很高兴见到您 -你好啊
Now, do you prefer being called margaret or satan's mistress? 是该叫你马格瑞特还是撒旦的情妇?
We've heard it both ways. 这两种我们都听说过
Actually we've heard it lots of ways. 其实我们听过很多版本
She's kidding. 她开玩笑的
Oh! oh... ok. 哦 好的
Thank you so much for... 非常感谢你们能
Allowing me to be a part of this weekend. 让我和全家共度这个周末
Oh, you're welcome. we're thrilled to have you. 欢迎你 我们很激动
Let's get you two back to the fort. 大家一起会城堡吧
- ok. - oh... -好的 -哦
- it's so good to see you. - there we are. -见到你真高兴 -我们走咯
A·派克森
Andrew... 安卓
Andrew. andrew! 安卓 安卓
Please, don't do that. 请别这么吓人
You didn't tell me about all the family businesses, honey. 你没跟我提过这些家族产业
He was probably just being modest, dear. 可能他太谦虚了 亲爱的
Oh. 这样
What are we doing? shouldn't we check into our hotel right now? 我们在干嘛 现在不是应该去酒店了吗
Oh, we canceled your reservation. 我们把你的预订取消了
Family doesn't stay at a hotel. 家人来了怎么能住酒店
You're gonna stay in our home. 你当然住我们家了
Oh, great! great. 太好了 太好了
- What? - God. -什么 -天
You're gonna wanna use your legs to lift that one. 你得自己拎了
Andrew! Help her with those. 安卓 帮帮她
I'd love to, but she won't let me do anything. 我也想 可她什么事都不让我做
She insists on doing it all herself. She's one of those... 她坚持事事亲为 她有点...
She's a feminist. 女权主义
Come on, sweetie. 快点 亲爱的
You see the shoes that broad was wearing? 看到那女人穿的鞋了吗
This is the last of 'em. 这是最后一包了
- Five second rule. - Got it! -赶快捞起来 -捞到了
That will dry right off. 很快就会干了
Psst! psst! I'm not getting on that boat. 我不要上那船
You don't have to. See you in a few days. 你可以不上 那就过几天见吧
Psst! You know I can't swim. 你知道我不会游泳的
Hence, the boat. 所以坐船啊
Come on. 来吧
Come on. Here we go. 来吧 我们走了
Looking good, boss. Take your time, though. 看清楚点 老板 慢慢来
She comes with a lot of baggage. 她带了很多行李
Just gonna give you a little hand here. 帮帮你吧
Hand off ass! Off ass! 把手从我屁股上拿开 拿开
There you go. You're there. 到了 到了
Congratulations. I'm a hundred years old now. 恭喜 我已经老到100岁了
Here we are. We're home. 我们到了 到家了
That is your home? 那是你家
Who are you people? 你们是些什么人
Why did you tell me you were poor? 为什么你说 你很穷
- I never said I was poor. - But you never told me you were rich. -我从来没说我很穷 -可你也没说你有钱
I'm not rich. My parents are rich. 我没有 我父母才有钱
Ok, you know what? That's something only rich people say. 知道吗 有钱人都这么说
Hey, Andrew! Welcome home! 安卓 欢迎回来
Hi! Mom, what is this? 妈 怎么回事
Nothing. it's just a little welcoming party. 没什么 只是给你办个小型欢迎会
Is that a crime? 这不算犯法吧
Just 50 of our closest friends and neighbors. 也就请了50个亲密的朋友和邻居
And all excited to meet you. 他们都很期待见到你
- Oh, good. good. - Come on. come on. -好 好 -来吧 快点
- A party? - Yeah, I guess so. -聚会 -是的 我猜是的
Come on, let's go. My grandma's moving faster than you. 快点 走吧 我奶奶走得都比你快
Put your back into it. 你得加把劲儿了
So nice to meet you, Margaret. welcome to Sitka. 很高兴见到你 马格瑞特 欢迎来斯塔卡
Jill? Hi, nice to meet you. My pleasure. 吉尔 很高兴见到你 我的荣幸
Why didn't you tell me you were some kind of alaskan kennedy? 为什么不告诉我 你是阿拉斯加肯尼迪家族的人
How could I? 让我怎么说
We were in the middle of talking about you for the last three years. 我们过去的三年里能说的只有你
Ok, know what? Timeout, ok? 知道吗 没时间了
This bickering bickerson thing has got to stop. 我们不要再争论了
People need to think that we are in love. so let's just... 542 得让人们相信我们在恋爱 我们就
That, that's no problem. I can do that. 没问题 我可以
I can pretend to be the doting fiance? That's easy. 我可以假装是坠入爱河的未婚夫 很简单
But for you, it's going to require 反而是你
That you stop snacking on children while they dream. 就跟不让小孩儿吃零食一样 要了亲命了
Very funny. when are you going to tell them we're engaged? 真好笑 你打算什时候宣布我们订婚的事
I'll pick the right moment. 我会选个最佳时机
Hey, Andrew. hi! 安卓 你好
Mrs. Mckittrick. How are you? Nice to see you. 麦克崔格太太 你好吗 很高兴见到你
Nice to see you, Mr. Mckittrick. This is Margaret. 很高兴见到你 麦克崔格太太 这位是马格瑞特
- Hi. pleasure. - Margaret! -你好 很高兴见到你 -马格瑞特
Hi, how are you? pleasure. 你好 很高兴见到你
So I always wanted to know, what does a book editor do? 我一直想知道 图书编辑都做什么
That's a great question, Louise. 路易斯 这问题真棒
I'm curious to know the answer myself. 我也很好奇 想知道答案
- Hello, dad. - Son. -你好 爸爸 -儿子
This must be Maggie. 这位一定是麦琪
Uh, Margaret. 是马格瑞特
- Joe. pleasure to meet you. - pleasure's mine. -我叫joe 很高兴见到你 -我也是
So why don't you tell us exactly what a book editor does. 你为什么不告诉我们 图书编辑都做什么
Besides taking writers out to lunch and getting bombed. 除了带作者出去吃吃饭 被读者抨击之外
Now that sounds like fun. 听起来真好笑
No wonder you like being an editor. 难怪你想当编辑
No, Louise, Andrew's not an editor, he's an editor's assistant. 不对 路易斯 安卓不是编辑 他只是助理
Maggie here is the editor. 麦琪才是编辑
Margaret. 是马格瑞特
- So you're actually... - Andrew's boss. yeah. -你真的是 -安卓的老板了
Well. how about that. 怎么样
I think I'll get a refill. 我去加点酒
Charming. 好一个老帅哥
That's a hell of a first impression, dad. 你给人的第一印象真是好极了 爸爸
What the hell, Andrew? 怎么了 安卓
You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated 离开这么久 你带回一个你讨厌的女人
- And now she's your girlfriend? - We just got here. -而她是你的女朋友 -我们刚到家
Can we wait two seconds 我们就不能再等几秒钟
Before we throw the kitchen sink at each other? 再互相攻击吗
Just never figured you for a guy who slept his way to the middle. 没想到你是靠睡上司才能往上爬
Actually, I'll have you know that that woman in there 事实上 我要让你知道 这个女人
Is one of the most respected editors in town. 是镇上最值得尊敬的编辑之一
She's your meal ticket, 她是你的饭票了吧
And you brought her home to meet your mother. 所以你带她回来见你母亲
Ssshe's not my meal ticket, dad. she's my fiance. 她不是我的饭票 爸爸 她是我的未婚妻
- What'd you say? - You heard me. -你说什么 -你听见了
I'm getting married. 我要结婚了
- How are you? - Good, good. Thank you. -你好吗 -很好 很好 谢谢
Would you care for some hors d'oeuvres? 要不要点开胃菜
No, I'm fine. thank you very much. 不用 非常感谢
It's a tradition. 是这儿的传统菜
It's the texture. I'm not a fish person. 是口感问题 我不喜欢海鲜
- You'll like it. - You're very sweet. -你会喜欢的 -你真体贴
I think if you'll just taste it. 你尝尝吧
Thank you so much. 太感谢你了
Ladies and gentlemen... 女士们 先生们
I have a very important announcement to make. 我有件很重要的事宣布
Margaret and I are getting married. 我和马格瑞特要结婚了
It's the paprika. 这是红辣椒
So sorry. 真对不起
That's ok. it's wash-and-wear. 没事 这衣服是免熨的
Yep, honey? Where you at? 亲爱的 你在哪
Here it is. 这儿呢
Come on down here, pumpkin. 到这儿来 小妞
- All right. - Ok. -好 -好
Oh, look at her, look at her. 看看她 看看她
Right there, ladies and gentlemen, there she is. 女士们 先生们 她来了
Congratulations, Andrew. 恭喜你 安卓
Thank you. 谢谢
Thank you very much. 非常感谢
- Time to celebrate. - get the champagne. -我们要庆祝下 -去拿香槟
So that was your idea of the perfect time 这就是你认为的
To tell them we're engaged? 宣布我们订婚的最佳时机
'cause it was brilliant, brilliant timing. 这时机再好不过了
Andrew. hi. 安卓
Gert? oh, my god. hey, hi. wow. 格特 天
How you doing? I didn't know that you were gonna be here. 你好吗 没想到你也会来
Your mom probably wanted it to be a surprise. So... surprise. 你妈妈也许想给你个惊喜 惊喜吧
- Right. - and... -是的 -那
...we're being completely rude. hi. 我们太没礼貌了
- oh, god. this is my ex... - hi. I'm Gertrude. -天 这位是我的前 -你好 我是格图德
You can call me Gert. 就叫我格特
Well, congratulations, you guys. 恭喜你们了
- Thank you. - Thank you. -谢谢 -谢谢
So did I miss the story? 是不是我错过了什么故事啊
- What story? - What story? -什么故事 -什么故事
About how you proposed. 你怎么求婚的故事
Oh! how a man proposes says a lot about his character. 一个男人怎么求婚 能看出他的性格
- Yes. - Yes, it does. -是的 -是的
I actually would love to hear the story, Andrew. 我真的很想听 安卓
Would you tell us? 和我们说说吧
- Yeah. - Yeah. -是啊 -是啊
You know what? 知道吗
Actually, Margaret loves telling this story... 事实上 马格瑞特更愿意说
So I'm just gonna let her go ahead and do that. 所以让她来告诉大家
'cause I think we should just sit in rapture. 我们就坐着认真听吧
Huh! wow, ok. 好
Wow, where to begin... this story. 要从哪开始呢
Ok, well, um, Andrew and I... 我和安卓
Andrew and I were about to celebrate 我和安卓正要庆祝
Our first anniversary together. 我们认识的周年纪念日
And I knew that he'd been itching to ask me to marry him. 我知道他很想让我嫁给他
And he was scared, like a little tiny bird. 可是他很害怕 就像一只小小鸟一样
So I started leaving him little hints here and there... 于是我就不断地给他暗示
...because I knew he wouldn't have the guts to ask, but... 因为我知道他没有勇气说出口 但
That's not exactly how it happened. 实际情况不是那样
- No? hmm. - No. no. -不是吗 -不是 不是
I mean, I picked up on all her little hints. 她的暗示我都明白
This woman's about as subtle as a gun. 她的情感一触即发 敏感极了
Yeah. 是的
What I was worried about was 我担心的是
That she might find this little box... 她可能会发现这个小盒子
Oh! the decoupage box that he made 对 那个他做的装饰盒
Where he'd taken the time to cut out 他花了很多时间剪出
Tiny, little pictures of himself. yes. 一小张一小张他自己的照片
Just pasted all over the box. oh! so beautiful. 然后黏在盒子上 太漂亮了
So I opened that beautiful, little decoupage 当我打开这个漂亮的小装饰盒时
And out fluttered these tiny, little hand-cut heart confettis. 这些心型的五彩小纸片就飞了出来
And once they cleared, I looked down, and I saw... 当它们都落下后 我往下看 看到
...the most beautiful, big... 最漂亮 非常大的
...fat nothing. 胖胖的 什么都不是
No ring. 不是戒指
- No ring? - What? -不是戒指吗 -什么
No, but inside that box... 不是 但在盒子里
...underneath all that crap... 在这些纸片的下面
...there was a little handwritten note... 有张手写的纸条
With the address to a hotel, date, and time. 上面写着 酒店的地址 约会的时间
Real humphrey bogart-type stuff. 很汉弗里·博加特风格的做事方式
Yeah. 是的
Masculine. 非常阳刚
Anyway, naturally, margaret thought... 不管怎样 很自然 马格瑞特以为
I thought he was seeing someone else. 我以为他在和别人约会
It was a terrible time for me, 那时我感觉太糟糕了
But I went to that hotel anyway. 但我还是去了那家酒店
I went there and I pounded on the door, 到了那 我很用力地敲门
But the door was already unlocked. 可是门根本没锁上
And as swung open that door, there he was... 当我推打开门 他就
- Standing. - Kneeling. -站着 -跪在
- Like a man. - On a bed of rose petals, -像男人一样 -铺满玫瑰花瓣的床上
In a tuxedo. your son. your son. 穿着小礼服 你儿子 你儿子
And he was choking back soft, soft sobs. 正在轻轻地抽泣
And when he held back the tears and finally caught his breath, 当他止住泪 休息了一会儿后
He said to me... 他对我说
"Margaret, will you marry me?" 马格瑞特 你愿意嫁给我吗
And she said, "yep." the end. Who's hungry? 她说 "愿意" 说完了 谁要吃东西
That is quite a story. 这故事真棒
- Oh, andy! - Gorgeous. -andy -太棒了
You are so sensitive. 你可真多情
Hand-cut confetti? 手工做的五彩纸片
Hey! let's see a kiss from you two cuties. 亲一个给大家看看
Give her a kiss! 亲她
- No. come on. - Oh, yeah. -不行 拜托 -是的
Come on! 快点
Ok, all right. 好吧
Ok, here we go. Ready? 我们亲了 准备好了
What is this? Kiss her on the mouth like you mean it. 这是什么 要亲她的嘴
- Kiss her. kiss her! - Kiss her! -亲她 亲她 -亲她
Kiss her! kiss her! kiss her! kiss her! 亲她 亲她 亲她 亲她
Ok! 好吧
- Ok. all right. - Ok. -好吧 -好
- here we go. - Mmm-hmm. ok. -我们亲了 -好
Andy! Give her a real kiss! 安迪 要真的亲
A real one! 真的吻
- Yeah. - You can do it! -好 -你可以的
Why don't we just do it? Let's just do it really fast. 我们还是来吧 可以快点
Ok. 好
I'm so happy for you two! 真为你们两个高兴
So happy! so happy! 太高兴了 太高兴了
Let's get the champagne! 我们去拿香槟吧
So here we are. 到了
This is your bedroom. 这是你们的房间
Wow. wow, this is, um... beautiful. and the view. 这真漂亮 还有那景色
And here's the bed. 床在这儿
Wow! exquisite bed. exquisite. 这床太精致了 太精致了
So... where is andrew's room? 那安卓的房间在哪
Oh, sweetie, we're not under any illusions 亲爱的 我们不会笨到以为
That you two don't sleep in the same bed. 你们两个不睡在一张床上
He'll sleep in here with you. 他当然和你一起睡这儿
Oh, great, 'cause we love to snuggle. 太好了 我们喜欢抱着睡
- Don't we, honey. - We're huge snugglers. -是吧 亲爱的 -我们非常喜欢抱着睡
Oh, my god. what is it? 天 这是什么
- Calm down, Kevin. - Whoa! you are cute. -乖 凯文 -你真可爱
Who is this? 这是谁
- That's Kevin. I'm sorry, Margaret. - So cute. -这是凯文 对不起 马格瑞特 -太可爱了
We just rescued him from the pound, 我们刚把它从水池里救起来
And he's still in training. sorry. 它还在接受训练 对不起
Just be sure you don't let him outside, 别让它出去
Or the eagles will snatch him. 否则老鹰会抓了它
No, don't you listen to her. 别听她的
She's just pulling your leg, isn't she? 她在开玩笑
By the way, there are extra towels and linens and things 对了 毛巾之类的东西
In here if you need them. 都在这儿
And if you get chilly tonight... 如果今晚上冷的话
...use this. 用这个毯子
It has special powers. 它有神奇的力量
Oh, what kind of special powers? 什么神奇的力量
I call it the baby maker. 我叫它送子神毯
Ok, well. then I guess we... 是吗 那我们可能...
...gonna be super careful with that one. 会十分小心用它的
- yeah, I'm just gonna... - don't throw it on the bed. -是的 我会...-不要扔到床上
We'd better turn in. it's been quite an evening. 我们该休息了 已经晚了
So good night, everybody. 晚安 各位
- good night. - good night. -晚安 -晚安
- good night. - good night, gammy. -晚安 -晚安 奶奶
- good night. - good night. -晚安 -晚安
- good night. - good night, gammy. -晚安 -晚安 奶奶
Thank you so much. sweet dreams. 非常感谢 做个好梦
- bye-bye, now. - bye. -再见 -再见
So, uh... you haven't been home in a while. 你已经很久没有回家了
I haven't had a lot of vacation time the last three years. 过去三年没有多少假期
Stop complaining. 不要抱怨了
Um... don't look, ok? 不要看好吗
Ok. 好的
Are your eyes closed? 你闭上眼睛了吗
Completely. 闭好了
- are you sure? - yes, I'm sure. -真的? -是的 闭好了
Those are the pajamas you decided to bring to Alaska. 你带这种睡衣来阿拉斯加
Yes, because I was supposed to be in a hotel alone. 是的 因为本来我应该独自呆在宾馆里的
- remember? - can we just go to sleep? -对不对? -我们睡觉好吗
- fine. - great. -好 -很棒
Well. 看来
Looks like I won't be getting much sleep 阳光这样照射进来
With the sun streaming in. 我都睡不好了
Thank you. 谢谢
Andrew. phone. 安卓 电话
Andrew! 安卓
Crap. Andrew,Andrew phone. 该死 安卓 电话在哪
Andrew! 安卓
Yeah... right. 怎么了
- Andrew, where is it? - purse, side pocket. -安卓 在哪? -提包里 外面的包里
Hello. hello? hello. 喂 喂 你好
Frank! Frank, darling. 弗兰克 弗兰克 亲爱的
Darling, Frank. 亲爱的 弗兰克
Are you there? hello? hello? oh, crap. 听的见吗 喂 喂 该死
I have horrible service, Frank. give me just one minute. 我这边信号很差 弗兰克 给我一分钟
Oh, my god! Margaret! 天哪 马格瑞特
One... one minute. frank, hold on just a second. 一...一分钟等一下
Frank, hold on. no, no, no, no. 弗兰克 别挂 等一下 等一下
Frank. Frank, I'm sorry you feel 弗兰克 弗兰克 我很抱歉
I pressured you into doing Oprah, but... 逼着你去欧普若脱口秀 但是
Of course I want you to be happy. yes, yes. 我当然想让你开心 是的 是的
Frank. Frank. Frank, darling. Frank? it's going to be fine. 弗兰克 亲爱的 一会就好了
I can just call them and I can cancel. 我给他们打电话取消
You are... you are so right, Frank. 你说的很对 弗兰克
Yes, Frank, of course I'm listening to you. 是的 弗兰克 当然我在听你说
Yeah... yes. 是的 是的
I love listening to you, Frank. 我很愿意听到你的声音 弗兰克
Shh! sit. sit. 坐下 坐下
No, not you, frank. 不 不是你 弗兰克
No, no. 不是 不是
Frank, if I may get down to it, ok... 弗兰克 要是我能着手去做的话...
I think it would be a mistake to back out. 我觉得不遵守合约是大错特错
Because, Frank, for so many years... 因为弗兰克 这么多年来
...you have inspired me with your beautiful words, and I feel that... 你一直用你那美妙的语言启示我 我觉得...
Shh! dog, I'm on the phone. 不要叫了 我在打电话
I think it's time that the world get to enjoy your words as well. 我觉得是时候让世界来享受你优美的言语
They are just so rich 他们那么富有
With... passion... 激情
And I think that we should all be privy to. 我认为我们都应考虑下利害关系
Frank, I just, uh... 弗兰克 我要
I just, uh, want you to be happy, Frank. 我就是要你开心 弗兰克
Give me that dog! 把狗放下
Frank, hold on a second. can you hold a second? 弗兰克 等一下 等一下好吗
Give me that dog! 还给我的狗
Come on! come on, come on, come on. 快点 快点啊
Come on! come on! oh, oh... 快点还给我
Oh, oh! oh, oh. ok! ok, gotcha. 好了 好了 抓住了
Frank, Frank. 弗兰克 弗兰克
Frank? so sorry, so sorry. 弗兰克? 对不起 真抱歉
So sorry. I dropped the phone. now, listen, Frank. 抱歉我把电话给掉地上了 听着 弗兰克
I don't want to sell you on anything, 我完全都是为了你
But this is your legacy, this book. 因为这本书是你写的
And I think it's up to you to 是否将将它展现给这个世界
Present your legacy to the world. 完全取决于你
And call me tomorrow with your decision. 明天决定了给我打电话
And my phone is on all the time! ok, bye-bye. 我的电话一直开着 好了 再见
No! wait! 不要 等着
No! no! n-n-n... no. no 不要 不要 不要啊
Take the doggy. look at the doggy. 来抓狗 看这小狗多可爱
I need that phone. take the dog. 我要电话 把狗带走
Take the dog. I need that phone! 把狗带走 我要电话
Here. take the dog. take the dog. take it. take it. 来 把狗带走 把狗带走 快点
Look at this. 瞧瞧
- is that cute or what? - I know. -真可爱啊 -我知道
Morning, guys. have you seen... daah. 早上好 你们见过...
She's playing with Kevin. we thought she didn't like him. 她在逗凯文玩 我们还以为她不喜欢狗
Will you go get her, Andy? 你去叫她进来 安迪
We have a whole day planned for her, 我们把她的一整天都安排好了
And she needs to get ready. 让她准备一下
Yeah. tell her we have a big surprise for her. 告诉她 我们给她一个特大惊喜
Look! give me my phone. come on. please, just give me my phone. 还给我电话好吗 求你了 给我电话
- come on. right here. - what the hell are you doing? -过来 这里 -你在干什么
Oh, my god. your grandmother was completely right. 天啊 你奶奶的说的太对了
The eagle came and tried to take the dog. 鹰来了想把狗带走
But then I saved him. then it came back, and it took my phone. 但是我救了它 老鹰又回来了把电话带走了
- are you drunk? - what? no! I'm serious. -你喝醉了吗 -什么 没有 我说实话
He's got my phone, and Frank's calling me on that phone. 它拿走了我的电话 弗兰克正在给我打电话
Relax, all right? 别紧张了 好吗
We'll order another phone, same number. 我们再买一个新电话 同样的号码好吗
We'll go into town tomorrow and get it. 我们明天去城里买一个
- really? - yeah. -真的吗 -真的
Oh, ok. all right. well, you go then. 好了 好的 那你走吧
- you have to get ready. - for what? -你去准备一下 -为什么
You're going out with mom and the girls. 你要和妈妈还有其他女孩子出去
- I don't want to go out. - shopping, sightseeing. and a surprise. -我不想出去 -购物 观光 还有惊喜
- I hate shopping. - you'll love it. -我讨厌购物 -你会喜欢的
- I hate sightseeing. - you're going. -我讨厌观光 -你必须去
- no, I don't want to go. - you're going. -不 我不想去 -你得去
- I'm not going. I'm not going. - yes, you are. -我不去 不想去 -但你要去
Now give me a nice big hug. we don't want them 现在拥抱我一下 我不想让她们
- to think we're fighting. - I don't want to touch you. -以为我们在争吵 -我不想碰你
- come on. hug time. - no, I don't want to... -快点 拥抱时间到了 -不 我不想...
- hug time. - I don't want to... -拥抱时间 -我不想...
There we go. 好了
Yeah, that's nice. 看他们真好
Yeah. that's nice. 这样真好
There we go. isn't that nice? 这样不好吗
- yeah. -好
If you touch my ass one more time, 再敢摸我屁股
I will cut your balls off in your sleep. ok? 我就在你睡觉的时候把你的蛋蛋砍下来
- yeah. - there you go. -好的 -好了
All righty now. so, uh... we clear on that? 现在 我们说清楚了吗
- yeah. - yeah. such a good fianc? -清楚了 -这样的未婚夫真好
- Jeez. - you want to see me? -哎呀 -你想见我
Your mom found these eco-balls. 你妈妈找到这些环保球
They dissolve in water. 它们可以在水中溶化
I don't know how she comes up with this stuff. 我不知道她是在哪弄到这些的
Anyway, she, uh... is a little peeved. 但是 她很不高兴
Apparently, I wasn't the most gracious of hosts last night. 很显然 因为昨晚我成了最没礼貌的主人
It was a little bit of a shock 你说你准备结婚
To find out that you're getting married... 这真让我有点吃惊
...especially when none of us even knew you were dating. 尤其是我们中没人知道你在约会
The point is... I owe you an apology. 关键是 我该向你道歉
Accepted. 接受道歉
There's something else. 还有点别的事
I've been going over my retirement plans recently, 我最近开始翻看我的退休计划
And it got me thinking. 所以我就想
I've done a lot of things in my life. 在自己的一生中成就了不少事业
Practically built an empire with your mother from the ground up. 可以说和你妈妈白手起家建立这个大企业
It doesn't mean anything unless... 当然如果没有人接管
Unless you have someone to leave it to. 那对我们来说就什么也不是了
- we already discussed this. - I'd like to discuss it again. -我们已经讨论过 -我愿意再讨论一下
You have responsibilities here. 你在这里有责任
I think I've been more than understanding 我觉得我已经十分理解
About your goofing off in New York. 你其实是在纽约混日子
I need you to quit playing around... 我希望你不要再混日子了
Here we go again. 我们又要吵
When are you going to start taking what I do seriously? 你什么时候对我的工作认真点
When you start acting seriously. 从你认真行动开始
I'm sorry. 对不起
I feel sorry for you, dad. 我真替你遗憾 爸爸
I wish you had another son. I really do. 我真希望你再有一个儿子
One who wanted to stay here. 他愿意留在这里
One who wanted to take over the family business. 接管家族企业
One who wanted to marry someone that you approve of, 和你认为合适的人结婚
But it's not me. now, it must seem strange to you, 但那不是我 在纽约的生活对你来说
My life in New York... sitting in an office, reading books. 坐在办公室里看书 很奇怪
But it makes me happy. you understand? 但是我很开心 懂了吗
If that's what makes you happy, son, I got nothing to say. 如果那让你开心 儿子 我也没什么好说的了
Well, that's a first. 看来这只是开始
You know what? apology not accepted. have fun out here. 知道吗 道歉不接受 自己玩吧
There is no way you could leave her at home. 你不可能把她自己放家里
She had to be here. absolutely. 她绝对应该在这里
She's been coming here forever. 她一直都来这里
I hope you are ready for your big surprise... 希望你已经为你的惊喜做好准备了
...because this is one of Sitka's greatest treasures. 这可是斯塔卡难得的宝贝
- right? - oh, yes. oh, yeah. -是吗 -是的 当然了
Ok, this is the big surprise 好了 这就是我跟你说的
I was telling you about. you ready? 特大惊喜 准备好了吗
Oh, Margaret, you're gonna love it! 马格瑞特 你一定会喜欢的
ramone's the only exotic dancer on the island. 偌摩尼是这个岛上唯一的脱衣舞男
But we're lucky to have him. 看他表演我们很幸运
Work it, Ramone! 跳得真好 若摩尼
- wow. - over here, Ramone! over here. -哇 -过来 若摩尼 过来
Over here, honey. 过来 亲爱的
Show her what she's gonna be missing. 给她来点绝活
Come, my sexy princess. 过来 性感的小公主
- yeah! - oh, no. not necessary. -来吧 -不 不必了
It's a really nice gesture, but I really need to just... 动作很优美 但是我需要...
Go on, Margaret. get up there! 去吧 马格瑞特 上台去
You come dance. 一起跳舞
Ok, pluck my eyes out. ok. 好吧 鼓足勇气 好了
All right. here we go. 好了 上来
Go, Margaret! go, Margaret! 加油马格瑞特 加油马格瑞特
Hey. 大家好
Hey... oh. 大家好
Give it to her, Ramone! 脱给她看 若摩尼
Go on, Ramone! give it to her! 快点 若摩尼 表演给她看
Ooh, that's a move I haven't seen. 这个动作我可没见过
Look at her face! 你看她的表情
Guess who. for you. for you. for you. 知道吗 为你准备的 为你准备
- yeah! - enjoy! -太棒了 -好好享受
I don't want to touch it. no. ok, ok. very sweet. 我不想碰它 不要 好吧 真好
No, no, no, no, no. 不要 不要 不要
Smack him! 打他
- I'm sorry? - smack his ass. -打他 -打他的屁股
Smack it. ok. 打他 好的
- smack him, Margaret! - give it to him! -打他 马格瑞特 -给他一下
Yeah! woo! 太好了
Can I get down now? 我能下去了吗
Free. be free. 自由 你自由了
Hey! there you are. how are you holding up? 你在这里 你还好吗
Oh, fine. fine. just working on my tan. 没事 很好 只是想晒晒
Yeah, the Paxtons can be a bit overwhelming at times. 帕克森家族的人有时候让人很尴尬
Yes, yes. 是的 是的
It's a little different than new york, huh? 和纽约有一点不同对吗
Little bit. little bit. you ever been? 一点 就一点 你去过纽约吗
No. that was always Andrew's dream, not mine. 没有 那一直是安卓的梦想 不是我的
You guys were pretty serious, huh? 你们以前很认真是不是?
Well, I mean, we dated in high school and all through college, 我们从高中开始一直到大学都在谈恋爱
But we were kids. 但是我们都很小
And you guys called it off because of... 那你们分手是因为...
The night before we graduated school, he proposed... 在我们毕业那天 他向我求婚
...and said he wanted to elope 说他想和我一起私奔
And run away to New York with me. 一起去纽约
And... 之后
You said "no." 你拒绝了
And I said "no," yeah. 之后我拒绝了 是的
I've never been anywhere but here. this is home. 我从没有去过别的地方 这就是我的家
But anyway... you're a lucky girl. 但是无论如何 你很幸运
He really is the best, which you obviously already know. 他真的是最棒的 当然你已经知道了
Oh, yep. yep, very much so, yeah. 是的 是的 很棒
Well, cheers to you guys. 为你们干杯
Oh... thank you. 谢谢
Looks like Ramone's wrappin' it up. 看起来 若摩尼要穿衣服了
Go, Annie! 上啊 安妮
I've never seen him so... 我从没有见过他如此...
- no, he really got down. ...out there. I mean... -他真的下来 出去 我是说
He was wonderful. 他真棒
Oh, no. 哦 不要
Andrew! 安卓
Andrew, honey, is everything ok? 安卓 亲爱的 怎么了
What... what's he doing? 他在做什么?
Something's up. it's best to leave him alone. 事情有点不对劲 还是不要管他了
Come on, honey. 快点 亲爱的
... hunt's version of that here tonight. 今天的拳击比赛...
Hey, hey, hey. what are you doing? I'm watching that. 你在干嘛 我正在看呢
Why is andrew out there 安卓又在外面
Hollowing out that old stupid canoe again? 傻刨那个独木舟干啥呢?
Well, maybe he's planning to escape. what? 也许他是想逃跑呢 怎么了
I am so tired. 我有点累了
Think I'm gonna go upstairs, take a shower, 先去楼上洗个澡
Wash off ramone's coconut body oil. 洗掉那些油
Sure. 好的
I had a great day today. thank you. 我今天很开心 谢谢你
What did you do? 你干什么了呢
I didn't do anything, I mean... 我什么都没干
I just had a frank conversation with him about his future. 我只想跟他好好谈谈他的未来
Oh... well, yeah. that's a good idea. 好主意
That's a good idea, joe, 这真是个好主意
Because he will never come back home now. 因为他再也不会回来了
He is my son. I only get to see him every three years 他是我儿子 我却只能三年看他一回
Because of you. because of you. 都是因为你 因为你
I've had enough. 我受够了
- you are gonna be supportive... - shh! - 你要支持他 - 嘘 嘘
...of him marrying margaret, and that is that. 跟马格瑞特结婚 就是这样
Shh! shh! shh! 嘘 嘘
You know, if we're not careful, 如果我们再不上点心
We are gonna end up in this great big house... 我们俩就将在这所房子里
...just you and me alone... 只有你和我
...you and me and everything that we're angry about, 还有一屋子的让人讨厌的东西 孤老终身
And god forbid that they should have a grandchild 而上帝也惩罚我们 让我们
That we never get to see. 有孙儿却不能去看
You are going to fix this, joe. I mean it. fix it now. 不能再这样下去了 你惹得麻烦你去解决
Where's a towel? 毛巾在哪?
Towel... 毛巾
Towel, towel, towel... towel, towel. 毛巾 毛巾 毛巾
This is all they have for a towel? 这就是毛巾?
It's ridiculous. I can't get dry. 真搞笑 这怎么擦得干
Hello. 有人吗
Hello? 有人吗
No, no, no, no, no. 别 别 别
J-j-just... I'm sorry. 我只是 对不起
L-l-let me just, let me just get a towel. 只是想拿个毛巾
Let me just get a towel. 拿下毛巾就行了
Just... look. 只是... 看
You need to just... I'm sorry. 你只要
Ok, I'm sorry for feeding you to the eagle. 对于拿你喂鹰的事 我很抱歉
I'm sorry. 对不起
Go away. go away. 走开 走开
Go, go. just let me get a towel. 走开 让我拿毛巾
Go, go, go... hold on. 走开 等下
How you like that? huh? 喜欢这样是吧
Take it, take it. that's right. 很好
That's what I'm talking about. you like that? 就是这样 你喜欢 是吧
Oh. you like it. 啊 你真的喜欢
Come here. come to mama. 到这来 到妈妈这
That's right. get on the carpet. 好 到垫子上
That's a good boy. 真是好孩子
Yes! that's good, boy! come on. 对 就这样
Come on! 来吧
- oh, oh! - what the? - 哦 - 到底怎么回事?
- oh! - oh, my god! - 哦 - 哦 天哪
- why are you naked? my god! - oh, god. why are you wet? - 你怎么没穿衣服 - 哦 天哪 你怎么
- don't look at me. - I don't understand. - 别看我 - 我真搞不明白
- why are you wet? - why are you naked? - 你怎么全身都是湿的 怎么没穿衣服
Don't look at me. 别看我
Oh, god! you're showing everything. 哦 天哪 你一丝不挂
Cover it up, for the love of god! 上帝啊 遮一下吧
Oh, god, not the baby maker. 不要生儿毯
Explain yourself please. 解释一下
- explain myself? - yes, explain yourself. - 我解释一下? - 对 你解释一下
- I was outside. - oh, really? - 我刚才在外面 - 真的吗
- you didn't hear me? - I was listening to... - 那刚才怎么没回应 - 我在听歌
What are you even doing home? 你在家里搞什么
Then you just, jump me out of nowhere? what's that? 你突然跳了出来 是怎么回事
I di... I didn't mean to jump you. 我不是故意的
Your dog was attacking me, and I had to run, and I ran into you. 你的狗想咬我 我就撞到你了
What is it with you and this dog? 你跟狗是怎么回事
Just, you know, just... go. 我只是...
- go... - fine. - 走开 - 很好
- go take a shower. you stink. - fine. - 去洗个澡 你身上味儿好大啊
- nice tattoo, by the way. - what? - 纹身很不错 我看见了 - 什么?
See? see? exactly. you see that? 看见狗了吧
Oh... barely made it out with my life there. 它真是太淘气了 到处乱跑
See the size of the teeth on that thing? 看见狗的牙齿了吗
I didn't... 我没有
So... so naked. 你刚才什么都没穿
Can we, uh, not talk about that, please? 我们能不能不说这个
Just sayin'. 只是说说
So, uh, what's the deal with you and your father? 你跟你爸爸的协议是什么
Ooh, I'm sorry. that question is not in the binder. 问题不是协议
Oh, really? well, I thought you were the one that said 是吗 你不是说
We needed to learn all this... 我们需要弄清楚...
Not about that, I didn't. 不是那个 我没有
- but if the guy asks us... - not about that, margaret. - 但是如果有人问我们 - 跟那个无关 马格瑞特
Good night. 晚安
- I like the psychic network. - what? - 我喜欢那种心灵相互感应的感觉 - 什么
Not in the "ha-ha, isn't that funny, she likes that trash" 不是那样 " 哈哈 没那么有趣 她喜欢那种垃圾"
Kind of way. I actually quite enjoy it. 那种我非常喜欢的
I took disco lessons in the sixth grade. 我六年级的时候学过迪斯科
My first concert was rob base & d.j. e-z rock. 我听的第一场音乐会是rob base & d.j. e-z rock(某牛逼乐队)
I think brian dennehy is sexy. 布莱恩·丹尼真是很性感
Don't like flowers in the house, 我不喜欢温室里的花
'cause they remind me of funerals. 因为他们总让我想到葬礼
Never played a video game. 我从不玩电子游戏
I read wuthering heights every christmas. 每年圣诞我都会读"呼啸山庄"
It's my favorite book. 这是我最喜欢的书
Haven't slept with a man in over a year and a half. 18个月没跟男人睡过觉了
And, uh... I went to the bathroom and cried 我跑进浴室里哭泣
After bob called me a poisonous bitch. 在鲍勃叫我恶毒的婊子之后
And the, uh, bird tattoo? 关于那个鸟的纹身
They're swallows. 是燕子
Got them when I was 16... after my parents died. 是我16岁 父母死的时候刺的
Stupid. 那时候很傻很天真
I'm sure there's many many other things, 经历了那么多事情
But that's all I can come up with right now. 到现在能想起来的也就这么多了
You, uh, there? 还在听吗
I'm here. 在呢
Just processing. 在想你说的话
You really haven't slept with anyone in 18 months? 你真的18个月没跟男人睡过
Oh, my god. out of all that, that's all you got? 听了这么多 你只得到这些?
That's a long time. 时间真长
Yeah, well, I've been a little busy. 嗯 我有点忙
Who's, uh... 谁是
- rob base and d. j... - e-z rock? - rob base and d. j... - e-z rock?
- no. they were good. - mm-mm. - 他们非常棒
- what? - nothing. - 什么? - 没什么
I know who they are. I just wanted to hear you sing it. 我知道他们 只是想听你唱出来
- margaret? - yes? - 马格瑞特 - 什么?
Don't take this the wrong way. 别想歪了
Ok. 好
You are a very... very beautiful woman. 你是个很漂亮的女人
God, I can't sing that high. 天哪 我唱不了那么高的音
Huh? where am i? 我这是在哪?
What time is it? 几点了(阿拉斯加纬度高夏季白天很长 她生物钟有些不适应)
What time is it? 几点了
Room service. breakfast for the happy couple. 小两口 起来吃早餐啦
Andrew! andrew! 安卓 安卓
Your mother's at the door. get up! 你妈妈在门口 快起来
- get up here! your mother's... - oh, god. - 起来 到床上来
Just a second! 等一下
- not the baby blanket. - ok, all right. - 不是育儿毯 - 好
Not the baby blanket. get it off, get it off, get it off. 不是育儿毯 起来
- ok, all right. - wait a second. hold on. 等一下
- what? what? - are you wearing makeup? - 怎么了 - 你怎么化了妆
What? no. of course not. 什么 没有啊
- ok, what do we do? all right. - just spoon me, spoon me... - 搞什么啊 - 好吧 搂着我
- oh, my god! what is that? - I'm sorry. it's morning. - 啊 这是什么 - 不好意思 现在是早上
What do you mean, "it's morning"? 什么"早上"啊!(早上有一种起来很早的鸟...囧)
Are you ok? 还好吧
Yep! coming. one second. yep. come on in. everything's fine. 很好 马上就好 等一下
Disgusting. 真恶心
Ow, you're on my hair. ok, just... 你压着我头发了
- oh, wow. - ooh, smells good. 哇 真香啊
Cinnamon rolls. 是肉桂 面包
Oh, you shouldn't have gone to that trouble. 你们这样真别扭
Oh, you're family now. it's no trouble. 你们现在是一家了
Hey, you have room for one more? 我能进来吗
Wow. could we not do the brady family meeting right now? 哇 怎么搞的像家庭会议
We just got up... 我们刚起来
- yeah. ...if you don't mind. 如果不介意的话
Your mother and I have come up with a proposition 我跟你妈妈有个提议
And I happen to think it's a terrific idea... 我觉得这是个非常好的主意
We want you to get married here tomorrow. 我们想让你们明天结婚
Tomorrow. 对 明天
- what? what? what? - mmm-mmm. no. - 什么 什么?
Well, you're gonna get married anyway, 反正你们也要结婚
So why don't you get married here... 为什么不在这儿结呢
...where we can be all together, 这样大家都能聚在一起
And that way grandma annie can be a part of it. 我和你奶奶也能参加你们的婚礼
- oh. oh, we're... - no. - 哦 我们 - 不
No. no, it's gammy's big birthday tomorrow night. 不 明晚是奶奶的大寿
Big day for her. 意义重大
We don't want to ruin it. that's you know... 我们可不想弄砸了
I've had 89 birthday parties, I don't need another one. 我已经过了89岁的生日了 不想再过了
Oh, gammy. 哦 奶奶你也在
It would be a dream come true for me 我就盼着这样啊
To see my one grandchild's wedding. 可以看看孙子的婚礼
- a dream come true! - mmmm. 现在就要实现了
- so you'll do it? - mmm-mmm. 能答应吗
Before I'm dead? 在我咽气之前
- ok. ok. - ok. - 好 -好
Ok, we will do everything. 我们会准备好一切的
And you can get married like we did, in the barn. 你们可以像我们那样 在仓房结婚
It's a paxton family tradition. 这是个家庭传统
- oh, wow! - yup. - 哦 -好的
Wow! uh! I've always wanted to get married in a... in a barn. 嗯 我一直都想在仓房里结婚
- I have. - it's a sign. 这真是个征兆
A sign from the universe that you're meant to be together. 一个来自上天的安排 你们注定在一起
Oh, we must give thanks, I tell you. 我们必须要感谢
Come, come. we must give thanks. 来来 跟我一起
Ok, I know I should leave you alone now. 我还是不要打搅的好
But we're just so excited! I know you're excited, too. 我们真是很兴奋 我知道你也很兴奋
- it's the craziest. - really excited. - 是有点疯狂 - 真的很激动
Oh, my god. 哦 天哪
When my mom finds out that this whole thing is a sham 如果妈妈发现这一切都是假的
She's gonna... she's gonna be crushed, 她不得 不得疯了
And my grandmother's gonna die. 奶奶也会气死的
- your mom's not going to find out. - i... my father. - 不会让你妈发现的 - 我 我爸爸...
What the hell's with that? the whole wedding thing? 是怎么了 举行什么婚礼啊
Where did that come from? 他是怎么想的啊
She probably got him worked up into it. 是你妈妈逼着他想出来的
It's fine. she's not gonna find out. 没事 她发现不了的
- they're not going to find out. - oh, god. margaret! - 他们发现不了的 - 哦 天哪 马格瑞特
Andrew, they're not gonna find out, ok? just relax. 安卓 放松 他们发现不了的
It's gonna be ok. 没事的
It's not like we're gonna be married forever. 我们又不是真结婚
We'll be happily divorced before you know it. 我们很快又会离婚
It will be fine. it will be fine. 没事的 没事的
You ok? 你没事吧
Yeah. 没事
- get us some coffee. - yeah. - 去倒两杯咖啡 - 好
So, would you like a cinnamon soy latte? 肉桂咖啡怎么样
A-ha. 好
You're right, you know... 没事的
Get a quickie divorce, we'll be fine. 很快就会离婚 没事的
- absolutely. - it's gonna be fine. - 当然 - 没事的
Everything is going to be great. 一切都会很好
But this little missus better learn how to cook... 老婆应该学会做饭
...so she can take care of her husband. 然后才能照顾好自己的丈夫
Keep my man happy. 让他开心
I don't want him leaving me for another woman. 我不想他离开我去找别的女人
Come on... 得了吧
...haven't left you yet, margaret. 还没离开你呢 马格瑞特
I got it. let go. 松手吧
- you all right? - yeah, um... - 还好吧 - 嗯
You know what? I'm gonna go. 我要出去一下
Where? 去哪?
I just kinda feel like going outside. 想出去走走
All right. that's the bathroom. 好的 那边是浴室
Oh, yeah. I know. I'm just, uh... 额 我有点...
I'm gonna go to go to the bathroom, and then I'm gonna go out, outside. 我先去浴室 然后再出去
All right. 好
Ok, you just have to focus, margaret. just focus. 集中精神 集中精神 马格瑞特
This is a business deal. this is just a business deal. 这只是个交易
Everything's gonna be just fine. 一切都会好的
Ok, this is a little rough. I can do this. 是有点难 但我可以做到的
Oh, my god. god, I hate nature! 哦 天哪 我讨厌这丛林小路
I hate it. 真讨厌
Not stopping. not stopping. oh! oh... 怎么停不了了
Why are you not stopping? 怎么不停呢
Stop, stop, stop it, stop! 停 停
I just wanted... some air. 我只想呼吸写新鲜空气
What is that? 这么搞成这样
What now? what is that? what is that? 这是怎么了
What is that? 这么搞成这样
Come to me, margaret of new york. 到我这来吧 纽约来的马格瑞特
It is i, grandma annie. 是我 安妮奶奶
I see you are a curious one. 很好奇是吧
Come. see how I give thanks to mother earth. 过来 看看我怎么感谢大地母亲
You know, actually, I'm not that curious. 我不是好奇
- I'll just... - look around you. 我只是四处看看
Mother earth has provided all this... 大地母亲给了我们一切
...just as she brought you and andrew together to be joined. 也是她让你和安卓相遇结合
- oh. - we must give thanks 我们一定要感谢她
And ask that your loins be abundantly fertile. 让你早日生子
Come. dance with me in celebration. 来 跟我一起跳舞庆祝
You know, can i, can I just thank her from here? 我就在这表达谢意吧
I insist! 来吧 我坚持这样
Ok, ok, ok. 好吧 好吧
I will come down and dance with you. 我这就下去跟你一起跳
Follow and learn. 跟我跳
Come on, margaret! feel the rhythm of the drums. now you. 来吧 马格瑞特 跟着鼓点的节奏 现在你...
- me what? - chant. - 什么 - 唱诵
Chant what? 唱诵什么
Whatever comes to you. it is the way. 什么都行
- but I don't know any chants. - to the trees. use your vowels. - 但我不会唱诵啊 - 可以唱诵树木
- yes. chant. - yes. chant, chant. - 对 唱诵 - 对 唱诵
- eee. to the trees. - yes! yes! - 对着树木 - 对 对
- to the universe! - the universe. ah. universe. - 对宇宙 - 对宇宙 啊 宇宙
To the crazy. to the window, the window. 对着窗户
To the wall, to the wall. 对着墙
To the sweat drip down my balls. 为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆
- to all you bitches... - louder! - 对 你们这帮婊子 - 大声点
To the window, to the window. 对着窗户
To the walls, to the walls. 对着墙
To the sweat drip down my balls. 为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆
Now all you bitches crawl. 姑娘们都给我躺下吧
# all skeet, skeet, mother 琼浆 琼浆 靠
# all skeet, skeet, goddamn 琼浆 琼浆 去他的
# to the window, to the window 为了窗 为了窗
# to the wall, to the wall 为了墙 为了墙
# to the sweat drip down my balls 为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆
# to all you bitches crawl 姑娘们都给我躺下吧
# all skeet, skeet, mother 琼浆 琼浆 靠
# all skeet, skeet goddamn 琼浆 琼浆 去他的
# to the window, to the window 为了窗 为了窗
# to the wall, to the wall 为了墙 为了墙
# to the sweat drip down my 为了我蛋蛋上流下的琼浆
# all you bitches go 你们这些娘们都来了
Gammy! let's take it to the bridge! woo! 奶奶! 让我们去桥那边吧!
# let me see you get low you scared, you scared 我要看你们躺下 你怕了 你怕了
# drop your ass to the flo' you scared, you scared 把你的屁股放低 你怕了 你怕了
# let me see you get low you scared, you scared 我要看你们躺下 你怕了 你怕了
- # drop your ass to the floor - you scared! 把屁股放到地板上 你怕了
# you scared, you scared see you get low 你怕了 你怕了 看见自己躺下
- # you scared, you scared - you scared. 你怕了 你怕了 你怕了
# your butt to the flo' you scared, you scared 放低你的胸 你怕了
# now stop, woo now wiggle it 现在停下 一起扭动
# now stop, woo jiggle it, just jiggle it 现在停下 轻轻摇动
- whatcha doing? - # just wiggle it - 你们在做什么?
Oh, uh. 厄
Uh... you know, your gammy wanted me to... 奶奶想要我...
...you know, chant. chant from the heart. ... 发自内心的呼唤
Balls? that's what came to your heart? 蛋蛋? 这就是你的内心?
You know, it went with the beat. 我是跟着节奏来的
Your phone arrived. 你的手机到了
I'm gonna go into town to pick it up. wanna come? 我要进城去把它拿回来 你去吗?
Oh, yes, I want to go. I want to go. oh, hold on. 好 我去 我去 哦 等等
Is it, uh, ok if I go with him? 我可以 恩 和他走吗?
Whatever you do is what shall be. 你无论做什么都是对的
But you're ok if I go? 如果我走你不会不高兴吧?
- fine. go on. - bye, gammy. -没事 去吧 -再见 奶奶
- you're a freak! - shut up. -你真是个怪人 -闭嘴
Would you, please? 别闹了
Ow! 嗷!
Hey, buddy. 嘿 伙计
Andrew, hey! 嘿 安卓
- you got that phone I ordered? - yes, it came in. how are you? -我订的电话到了吗? -是的 到了 你好吗?
- great. you? - good. -很好 你呢? -不错
Hola. 哈罗
Hey, hi. 嘿 你好
Remember this? 还记得这个吗?
Yes, yes. 是的 是的
Wonderful. wonderful. yes. 好极了 好极了 是的
- remember that? - yes. yes. I know. -你记得? -是的 是的 我记得
Think you made quite an impression on ramone. 看来偌摩尼对你印象很深刻
Mmm-hmm, I think the part where I burst into tears 我猜是是因为我被吓哭了
Just really brought us together. 他才记得我
- yeah. oh, guess what. - what? -哦 知道吗? -什么?
Fun fact about andrew number 11 安卓趣事第11条
- I like pringles. - mm-hmm. ok. -我爱品客薯片 -恩 好
They're delicious. all hostess products. 它们很好吃 关于零食
Coke, never pepsi, and beef jerky. 我喜欢可口可乐 不喝百事 还喜欢牛肉干
What, are you, like, 13? 你怎么跟13岁小孩一样?
- mmm. - here we go. -呒 -给你
It's all charged up, andrew. 充满电了 安卓
Thanks, buddy. 谢谢 伙计
And I put your lady's number in, too. 我把尊夫人的电话也输进去了
- thank you very mu... - milady. -谢了... -宝贝儿
Thank you, thank you very much. thank you. 谢谢 非常感谢 谢谢
Just... thank you. 谢谢
Oh, my god. I have 37 messages. 天哪 我有37条留言
Shit. I need a computer. 糟糕 我需要用电脑
Is there, is there a computer in this godforsaken town? 这个鬼地方有电脑吗?
Ok. so when it runs out, it gives you a warning. 时间快到的时候 它会提醒你
Just put in more dimes. 只要投币就行了
- here you go. - what? -这给你 -什么?
- you're kidding. dimes? - come on, kels. -别逗了 投币? -孩子们 跟上
- you're not kidding? - I'll be outside. -你不是认真的吧? -我在外面等你
- yell if you need me. - but what am I supposed... -你要我帮忙就喊一声 -我该怎么办...
You'll be fine. 你能行的
Ok, I can figure this out. I'm an intelligent woman. 我能摸索出来的 我是个聪明的女人
Block 'em out, block 'em out, block 'em out. there you go. 投币 投币 投币 行了
Ok. 好
Now. 现在
What is that? what is it? 这是什么? 这是什么?
Um, uh, excuse me? excuse... 请问? 请...
Ok. 好
So, it was nice to see gertrude, huh? 能遇到格图德真好啊 是吗?
Yeah. 是啊
She looked really pretty today. 她今天真漂亮
- yeah, she did. - mmm-hmm. -是的 -恩
Must be nice to see each other again and just catch up. 能见到对方 叙叙旧 一定很开心
It's definitely good to see her. it's... 见到她当然很高兴 那是...
...definitely, yeah. it's been a long time. 当然 是啊 好久没见了
Oh, there they are. there they are. margaret! 他们在那儿 他们在那 马格瑞特!
We need margaret. 我们需要马格瑞特
Afraid we're going to have to steal you away, young lady. 我们恐怕要借用你一下 亲爱的
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna keep... 哦 不不 我正要...
No, not to worry. 别担心
No strippers, no chanting in the woods. promise. 没有脱衣舞男 不去森林里唱圣歌 我保证
- oh, well... - yeah. come on. -哦 好吧... -来吧
But not you. it's girl stuff. you'd hate it. 没说你 这是女人的事 你不会喜欢的
- but... - come on. -可是... -来吧
Um, ok. will i, uh... 好吧 恩...
...are these shoes ok for what we're gonna do? ...我穿着这鞋子没问题吧?
I can't believe this is happening. 我真不敢相信这是事实
My mother made this dress by hand. 我妈妈亲手做了这条裙子
In this very shop. in 1929. 就在这家店里 1929年
It's funny how things come back in style. 重现往日真的很有意思
Just... just finishing up the buttons. 我正在扣扣子
Yeah, and don't worry about the fit 不合身没关系
Because annie is the best tailor in southeast alaska. 安妮是阿拉斯加东南最好的裁缝
Oh... pssh. 哦... 嘘
Wow, incredible. 哇 帮极了
Maybe a tad loose in certain areas, but otherwise... 或许有些地方有些大 但是其他...
Oh, sorry. I'm a bit chesty to begin with 哦 抱歉 我本来就有点丰满
And I happened to be knocked up when I wore this. 何况我穿它的时候碰巧正怀孕了
Oh. 哦
Oh, let's see if we can find your boobs. 让我看看你的胸在哪里
- they're in there somewhere. - yes. yes, they are. -它们肯定在里面某个地方 -是的 找到了
This is like an easter egg hunt. 这有点像是找复活节彩蛋
Maybe they shrunk up in the cold alaskan air. 可能它们遇到阿拉斯加冷空气收缩了
- oh! there they are. - that... yes. that would be... -哦! 找到了 -对 没错
- there, let's see. - I was thinking, if you'd like, -这里 我来看看 -我在想 如果你不介意
Maybe we could head down your way for the holidays this year. 我们今年圣诞可以去找你们
Oh, that would, uh... that would be nice. 哦 这...太好了
That'd be nice. or maybe we could come to you, too. 太好了 或者我们也可以来找你们
- well, that would be lovely. - mmm-hmm. -那真是太好了 -恩
I would like that very much. 我真是太高兴
Oh, grace, for god's sake. we've got work to do. 格瑞斯 看在上帝的份上 我们还有活要干呢
- I know. I'm sorry. - go make yourself a cup of tea. -我知道 对不起 -去喝杯茶吧
I'll finish this. go. 这里有我 去吧
Now, let's make this absolute perfection. 现在 画龙点睛的时刻到了
Now, just one special touch and you're ready. 最后打扮一下就完美了
It's been in the family for more than 150 years. 它在我们家已经传了150多年了
Annie, it's beautiful, but I don't really think... 安妮 它真漂亮 可是我不...
- shh. I'm not finished. - oh, sorry. -我还没说完呢 -对不起
My great-grandfather gave it to my great-grandmother 我的曾祖父把它送给了我的曾祖母
When they got married. 他们结婚
They were quite a scandal, you know. 这在当时是个丑闻
He was russian and she was tlingit 他是俄国人而她是阿拉斯加印第安人
and back then You had to get approval from every member of the tribe 在当时 结婚要得到部落里
Before you got married. 每一个成员的同意
Almost broke them up. 他们几乎就要被拆散了
Well... how did they stay together then? 他们后来怎么在一起的?
She was a lot like you. tough. 她和你很像 铁娘子
Wouldn't take "no" for an answer. 不允许别人说“不”
She was good for him. 她很适合他
I want you to have it. 我要把它送给你
- I can't. can't take this. - I don't want to hear it. -我不能 不能接受这个 -这话我可不爱听
Grandmothers love to give their stuff to their grandchildren. 祖母们总喜欢把东西传给孙辈
It makes us feel like we'll still be part of your lives 这让我们觉得我们还活在你们的生命里
Even after we're gone. 就算将来不在了
Take it. 收下吧
Are... are you all right, dear? 你没事吧 亲爱的?
I, uh... 我...
I, uh... I just, uh, I just wanted to... 我... 我只是想...
Make sure there was enough time to get all the sewing done. 确保有足够的时间来改这件衣服
Don't you worry about that. 你就别担心了
- you're gonna be beautiful. - ok. -你会惊艳全场的 -好
- now let's get you out of those pins. - ok. -现在让我们把大头针取下来 -好
All right. 好
This is untied. hop on in. 解开绳索 跳上来
Hey, hey, hey. hey! hey, hey, hey, hey! 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿
Whoa! what... 哇
Mind telling me what the hell's wrong? 告诉我究竟发生了什么?
I just needed to get away from everybody. 我只是想远离人群
- what's wrong? - nothing! just stop talking, please! -怎么了? -没事 让我静一静
Would you mind telling me what's happening now? 告诉我究竟发生了什么?
Margaret. 马格瑞特
- margaret! - I forgot, ok? - 马格瑞特! -我不记得了
You forgot what? 你不记得什么了?
I forgot what it was like to have a family! 我不记得家庭是什么样的了!
I've been on my own since I was 16 我从16岁开始就一个人生活了
And I forgot what it felt like to have people love you 我已经不记得有人爱
And make you breakfast 有人为我做早饭 还说
and say, "hey! We'd love to come down for the holidays." 还说 嘿 我们想去你那过圣诞
And I say, "well, why don't we come up and see you instead?" 然后我回答 为什么不是我们来看你们呢?
And give you necklaces! and you have all that here, 还有人送项链! 而你在这里什么都有
And you have gertrude, and I'm... I'm just screwing it up! 你还有格图德 而我把这全搞砸了
You're not screwing it up! I agreed to this! 你没搞砸 我同意你
You were there, remember? 你也在场 还记得吗?
Your family loves you. do you know that? 你的家人爱你 你知道吗?
- I know that! yes! - you know that? -我知道 是的 -你知道什么
And you're still willing to put them through this? 你还想让他们经历这一切?
They're not gonna find out! 他们不会发现的!
How do you know they won't find out? 你怎么知道他们不会发现?
Because you said so yourself. 你自己说的
- I know, but what if your mother... - you said so yourself! -我知道 可是万一你妈妈... -你自己说的
Oh, my god, if your mother found out... 哦 老天 如果你妈妈发现...
Whoa! whoa! 哇! 哇!
- oh, my god! what if gammy finds out? - the boat is moving! -天哪! 如果奶奶发现了 -船在动
If gammy finds out, she's gonna have a heart attack! 如果奶奶发现真相 她会心脏病发作的
Stop! it's gonna be fine! 住嘴! 没事的!
- she's gonna have a heart attack! - will you calm down! hold on! -她会心脏病发作的! -你冷静一点!
Whoa, whoa. whoa! 哇 哇 哇
Whoa! I don't think that hijacking a boat 我觉得就算是劫持一艘快艇
Is a proper way to express your frustration! 也不能解决你的问题
Now... oh, great. 现在...好极了
Now you decide to shut up! margaret? 你决定闭嘴了! 马格瑞特?
- andrew! - margaret? -安卓! -马格瑞特?
- andrew! - margaret! -安卓! -马格瑞特!
I can't swim! 我不会游泳
Margaret! 马格瑞特!
To the buoy! 朝浮标游!
- what? - to the buoy! -什么? -朝浮标游!
Ok. 好
All right, come on! give me your hand! 好 加油 把手给我
Hey! give me your hand! 嘿 把手给我
Margaret! give me... 马格瑞特! 给我...
Come on, give me your hand! 快 把手给我
Come on, come on. I got you. I got you. 加油 加油 我抓住你了
I got you. 我抓住你了
Come on. 好了
What the hell were you thinking? 你究竟在想什么?
Could've gotten yourself killed. 你差点把你自己搞死
You turned the boat and made me fall in, you jackass. 是你转弯的时候把我甩下去的 你这个混蛋
You let go of the steering wheel, ahab. 是你松开了方向盘
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 对不起 对不起
All right, come here. you've got to get warm. come on. 好了 过来 你得暖和起来 快
Come on. it's ok. 过来 没事了
That's ok. 没事了
It's ok. 没事了
I want to talk to both of you. 我想和你们两个谈谈
Your mother is never to hear about any of this. 别让你妈妈知道
Told you I'd check up on you. 告诉过你们了 我会查你们的
What did you do? 你做了什么?
I got a phone call from mr. gilbertson here, 我接到了这位戈博森先生的电话
Who told me that if you were lying, 他告诉我你们在撒谎
And he strongly believes that you are, 他坚决认为你们在撒谎
He would send you to prison. 他要把你送去坐牢
So I flew him up here. 所以我让他飞到这儿来了
- dad. - luckily for you, -爸爸 -幸运的是
Your father negotiated a deal on your behalf. 你父亲代表你谈了一个条件
Now, this offer's gonna last for 20 seconds, 你有20秒钟时间考虑
So listen closely. 所以听仔细了
You're gonna make a statement 你得发表声明
Admitting this marriage is a sham... 承认这个婚姻是一个骗局
...or you're gonna go to prison. 不然你就要坐牢
You tell the truth, you're off the hook, 如果你说实话 就会没事
And she is going to go back to canada. 她就会回去加拿大
Ah, well. take the deal. 接受条件吧
- I don't think so. - don't be stupid, andrew. -我可不这么认为 -别犯傻了 安卓
You want a statement? here's your statement. 你想要声明? 我现在就给你
I've been working for margaret tate for three years. 我为马格瑞特·塔特工作了3年
Six months ago we started dating, we fell in love. 6个月前我们开始约会 我们相爱了
I asked her to marry me, she said "yes." 我求她嫁给我 她同意了
I'll see you at the wedding. 我们婚礼上见
Well, you know. 好吧 你看见了
So... 那么...
...you sure about this? 你确定吗?
Not really. 不尽然
I mean, I am very appreciative of what you've done, 我很感激你所作的一切
But I think that... 但是我想...
You'd do the same for me. 你也会这样做的
Right? 对吗?
Hope everyone is decent. 希望大家都没事
You need to come with me. 你跟我来
Now, tomorrow is your wedding day. 明天是你的大喜日子
You have to give the baby maker a rest tonight. 今晚你得让送子毯休息一下
It's tradition. 这是风俗
- give your bride a kiss good night. - we're not gonna... -和你的新娘道晚安吧 -我们没打算用...
...use the baby maker. 送子毯
You've got your whole lives to be together. 你们有一辈子可以一起过
- ok. - now, come on. come on. -好吧 -快来
If I don't go with her, she's just gonna... 如果我不跟她去 她会...
- come right back. - yeah. -马上回来 -好
See you in the morning? 明早见?
Yeah. 好
Hey, gammy. 嘿 奶奶
- thanks, gammy. - oh. -谢谢 奶奶 -哦
Everyone, please be seated. 请大家就坐
Ramone. 偌摩尼
We are gathered here today to give thanks... 我们今天相聚在这里是为了...
...and to celebrate... 庆祝...
...one of life's greatest moments. 一项生命中最重要的时刻
To give recognition 来见证
To the beauty, honesty, and unselfish ways 安卓和马格瑞特之间的纯洁的 诚实的 无私的
Of andrew and margaret's true love 挚爱
In front of family and friends. 在亲友面前
For it is their family and friends 因为是他们的家人和朋友
Who taught andrew and margaret to love. 教会了安卓和马格瑞特懂得去爱
So it is only right that family and friends are all... 所以只有家人和朋友都...
Mi amor. do you have a question? 亲爱的 你有问题吗?
Uh, no... 没有
Your hand is up. 你举手了
Oh, it, it's, uh, not a question, 这不是提问
But I do have something I need to say. 我有话要说
- margaret. - can it wait till after? - 马格瑞特 -能不能等结束再说?
Uh... no. no. 不
- Hi there. - Hi. -大家好 -你好
Thank you all so much for coming out. 非常感谢各位前来
I, uh... have a bit of an announcement 关于这个婚礼
To make about the wedding. 我有个小声明
- A confession, actually. - What are you doing? -事实上是个招供 -你在干什么
Uh... I'm a Canadian. Yes, Canadian. 我是一个加拿大人 是的 加拿大人
With an expired visa who was about to be deported. 我的签证已经过期 很快就要被遣送回去
And because I didn't want to leave 因为我不想离开
This wonderful country of yours, 你们的美妙国度
I forced Andrew here to marry me. 我强迫安卓娶我
Margaret, stop it. 马格瑞特 不要说了
See, Andrew has always had this extraordinary work ethic. 看 安卓总是有超乎寻常的工作态度
Something I think he learned from you. 我想这是从我这里学到的
And for three years I watched him work harder 三年来 我看着他辛勤工作
Than anyone else at our company. 比我们公司的任何人都努力
And I knew that if I threatened to destroy his career... 所以我知道如果用他的事业相威胁
...he would, he would do just about anything. 他就会乖乖就范
So I blackmailed him to come up here and to lie to you. 所以我强迫他回到这里 欺骗你们
All of you. 欺骗所有人
And I thought it would be easy to watch him do it. 我原以为看着他这样做会很容易
But it wasn't. 但我错了
Turns out it's not easy to ruin someone's life 我发现毁掉别人的生活并不是那么容易
Once you find out how wonderful they are. 尤其是当你发现他们有多棒的时候
You have a beautiful family. 你们有一个非常好的家庭
Don't let this come between you. 别让这些影响你们
This was my fault. 这都是我的错
Margaret... 马格瑞特
Andrew, this was a business deal, 安卓 这只是个交易
And you held up your end, but now the deal is off. 你坚持了你的部分 但现在交易结束
I'm sorry. 对不起
And, you, meet me at the dock. 而 你 门口见
You're giving me a ride to the airport. 你可以带我去机场
- What were you thinking? - I don't, I don't know. -你在想些什么 -我不 我不知道
Andrew, you lied to us. 安卓 你骗了我们
Let me get my head on straight, ok? 让我理一下思路 好吗
I'll explain everything later. 我晚点会解释一切
I'm sorry. 对不起
You were right. This book is special. 你是对的 这本书很特别
I lied because I knew publishing meant 我说谎了 因为我知道出版就意味着
I'd lose you as an assistant 你不会再作我的助手了
But... you have an extraordinary eye, 但是 你有一双不同寻常的慧眼
And I'll make sure we buy this before I leave. 在我离开以前公司一定会买下这本书的
Have an amazing life. You deserve it. Margaret. 好好过 你的生活本该如此 马格瑞特
Well, that was, uh... crazy. 这真是 疯了
You know, people are gonna be talking about this forever. 你知道 这事人们会津津乐道好久的
Yeah. Yeah. 是的 是的
Are you ok? 你没事吧
Yeah. No. uh... 是 没事
I just feel... you know what the problem is? 我感觉 你知道问题是什么吗
The problem is that this woman... 问题就是这个女人
...is a gigantic pain in my ass. 让我心里很痛
First there's the whole leaving thing. I understand that. 首先是整个离场这事 我理解
It's a sham wedding. it's kind of stressful. 这是个假婚礼 确实有压力
But then she goes ahead and she leaves this note. 然后她就走了 只留下张字条
Because she doesn't have the decency... 她当着我面没有留颜面
The humanity to do it to my face. 没留一丝仁慈的就这么做
Three years. Three years I work with this... this terrorist. 三年了 我跟这个 这个恐怖分子工作三年了
Never once has she had a nice thing to say, 她从没说过一句好话
And then she goes ahead and she writes this crap! 然后她现在就这么走了 写了这么个废话
- Andrew. - But none of that matters -安卓 -但是那对于她来说没关系
Because we had a deal! 就因为我们之前有个协定
- Andrew. - Sorry. I'm sorry. I just... -安卓 -对不起 对不起 我只是...
She just makes me a little crazy. 她让我有点抓狂
Yeah. I can see that. 是的 我看的出来
So you're just gonna let her go? 那你就这样让她走?
So, what now? 所以 现在怎么办
Well... now that you're leaving voluntarily, 现在 你自愿回去
It all becomes very civilized. 一切都会办得很文明
Once we land in New York, you have 24 hours 等我们回到纽约 你有24小时
To head back to Canada. 收拾东西回加拿大
- Andrew, what's happening? - I got to talk to her. -安卓 怎么了 -我要跟她谈一下
- Why would you do that? - Boys! -你干嘛要这么做 -孩子们
This has nothing to do with you. 这和你没关系
Boys, stop it! Stop it! 孩子们 别说了 别说了
I'm not gonna let you do this. 我不会让你这么做的
I'm not asking your permission here. 我又没征求你的许可
Annie! Joe! Joe! 安妮! 乔! 乔!
Annie! Joe! 安妮! 乔!
I think I'm having a heart attack. 我想我的心脏病犯了
- Easy. Easy. - Somebody get a doctor! -放松 放松 -快叫医生
- Easy, Easy. - Get a doctor! -放松 放松 -叫医生来
I got it. 好了
Andrew. 安卓.
You two need to stop fighting. 你们两个别再吵了
You'll never see eye to eye. 你们就从没有面对面好好谈过
But you're family. 但你们是一家人
Promise me you'll stand by andrew. 我要你发誓对安卓好
Even if... if you don't agree with him. 就算是...就算你心里不同意他的做法
I promise. 我发誓
Andrew. 安卓
Promise me you'll work harder to be a part of this family. 跟我保证你会努力融入到家庭之中
I will. 我会的
I will, gammy. 我会的 奶奶
Well, then, the spirits can take me. 好 那么 精灵们可以带我走了
Oh, Annie. 安妮
Gammy? 奶奶
I guess they're not ready for me. 我猜他们还没给我准备好地儿
I'm feeling much better, sonny. 我感觉好多了 孩子们
No need to take us to the hospital. 没必要带我们去医院了
Take us to the airport, please. 请带我们去机场
Mom, what? Are you faking the heart attack? 妈妈 什么 你的心脏病是假装的吗
Oh, come on! 拜托
Well, it was the only way I could get you two 这是我能让
To shut up and get us to the airport! 你们闭嘴去机场的唯一法子
Ma'am, we're not authorized to take you to the airport. 夫人 我们没有权限带你去机场
Larry Ferris, don't make me call your mother. 拉瑞·法瑞斯 别逼我给你妈打电话
You got it. 好吧
You scared the hell out of me. 你真吓死我了
Yep. You should've given up back in New York. 是的 你本就不该回纽约的
See, I'm like Eliot Ness. 看 我喜欢埃勒特·耐丝
I always get my man. 我总是能抓到人
I'm that good. 我太棒了
Flight 1601, as soon as you're in position, 航班1601 起飞航道已经准备好
You're cleared for takeoff. 到点就可以起飞
Roger that, Chuck. 明白了 恰克
Ok. come on, come on, come on, come on. 快点 快点 快点 快点
Tower. Talk to me. 指挥塔 请说
- Chuck! It's Adrew Paxton. - Hey, dude. -恰克 我是安卓·派斯顿 -你好 伙计
Hey, uh... I have a little favor I need from you, buddy... 我需要你帮个小忙 伙计
Margaret's on that plane. I got to talk to her. can you stop it? 马格瑞特在那架飞机上 我要跟她谈一下 你能阻止起飞吗
Oh, yeah! 哦 是啊
I heard about your lady bailin'. 我听说了你的新娘闹剧
- Drag-ola. - Chuck! I need you -嗑药了 -恰克 我需要你
To stop the plane, please. 阻止起飞 拜托
I can't do that. 我不能这么干
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Come on! 不 不 不 不 不 不 拜托
Oh, no. 哦 不
No! 不
- What's wrong? - Margaret's on that plane. -怎么了 -马格瑞特在飞机上
- And he didn't get to tell her. - Tell her what? -他还没告诉她 -告诉她什么
That he loves her. 告诉她他爱她
So she could tell him that she loves him, too. 然后她也可以告诉他她爱他
Ok, but how does he... 好吧 但是他怎么...
If she didn't love him, she wouldn't have left. 如果她不爱他 她不会离开
Of course not. 当然不会
Am I the only one not getting this? 我是不是唯一一个不知情的
- Oh, Joe! - Chuck! Chuck! Look down. -乔 -恰克 恰克 看下面
Oh! oh. Look down. 看下面
Like... oh, there you are! 好像 哦 你在这里
Sorry, man. There was nothing I could do. 对不起 伙计 我实在是无能为力
Thanks, Chuck. 谢谢 恰克
I'm sorry, son. I didn't know how you felt about her. 对不起 儿子 我不知道你对她的感觉
Honey, it's gonna be ok. 亲爱的 没事的
Jordan? 乔丹
Jordan. 乔丹
Jordan! 乔丹
I need for you to send the boxes in my office to... 我需要你把我办公室的盒子
...to this address, please. 寄到这个地址 拜托
This one right here. This address right here. Ok? 这个在这儿 地址在这儿 好吗
- Can you do that? - Uh, yes. Sure. -你能做吗 -是的 当然
- Good, all right. Thank you. - Miss Tate. -好的 很好 谢谢 -塔特女士
Yes. What? What? 是的 什么 什么
Andrew. 安卓.
Why are, why are you panting? 为什么 为什么你气喘吁吁的
Because I've been running. 因为我刚跑过来的
- Really. From Alaska? - I need to talk to you. -是吗 从阿拉斯加吗 -我要跟你谈谈
Yeah? well, I don't have time to talk. 这样啊 我现在没时间聊天
I need to catch a 5:45 to Toronto. 我要赶5:45的飞机去多伦多
- Margaret. - I need the boxes to go out today. -马格瑞特 -我要这些盒子今天就寄出
I want to make sure everything is... 我想要确保每件事都...
Margaret! Stop talking! 马格瑞特 别说了
Gotta say something. 我要说些事
- Ok. - This will just take a sec. -好吧 -只花几分钟
Fine. What? 好吧 什么
Three days ago, I loathed you. 三天以前 我憎恶你
I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. 我曾梦到你被出租车撞死
Or poisoned. 或者中毒死
- Oh, that's nice. - I told you to stop talking. -哦 太好了 -我叫你别说话
Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska 然后 我们在阿拉斯加经历了一些事
And things started to change. 情况开始变了
Things changed when we kissed. 变化发生在我们接吻的时候
And when you told me about your tattoo. 在你告诉我你的纹身的时候
Even when you checked me out when we were naked. 甚至在我们光着身子撞到的时候
Naked? 光着身子?
Well, I didn't see anything... 我什么也没看到
Yeah, you did. 你看到了
But I didn't realize any of this until I was standing alone. 但是我一直没发现 直到我一个人
In a barn... wife-less. 站在礼堂里 没有新娘
Now, you can imagine my disappointment 现在你可以想象一下我的失落
When it suddenly dawned on me 当我慢慢了解这些变化
That the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. 我深爱的女人将被赶出这个国家
So, Margaret. 所以 马格瑞特
Marry me. 嫁给我
Because I'd like to date you. 因为我喜欢和你约会
Trust me. You don't really want to be with me. 相信我 你不是真的想和我在一起
Yes, I do. 不 是真的
See, the thing is, there is a reason why 看 问题就在于 这就是为什么
I've been alone all this time. 一直以来我都一个人
I'm comfortable that way. 我习惯这样了
And I think it would just be a lot easier 如果我们忘了所有发生的这一切 然后我离开
If we forgot everything that happened and I just left. 事情就不会这么复杂了
You're right. 你是对的
That would be easier. 那可能会简单点
- I'm scared. - Me, too. -我害怕 -我也是
Aren't you supposed to get down on your knee or something? 难道你不该跪下或怎样吗
I'm gonna take that as a "yes." 我会把这话就当作你接受了
Oh, ok. 好吧
Yeah! Show her who's boss, Andrew! 让她看看谁是老大 安卓
So, let me see if I've got this right. 好吧 来看看我说的对不对
You two are engaged again. 你们两个又订婚了
- Yes. - Yes. -是的 -是的
For real? 真的?
- Yes. - Yeah. -是的 -是啊
You're sure you want to go through with this? 你们肯定要进行到底?
Because one wrong answer... 因为只要一个答案是错误的
I'm gonna take you down. 你们就会被判欺诈
- Ok. - Ok. -好的 -好的
Let's do it. 那我们开始吧
When did you first start to date? 你们的第一次约会是什么时候
Last week. 上周
- That going well? - So far it's great. thank you. -感觉如何? -目前为止还很棒 谢谢
What kind of deodorant does andrew use? 安卓用什么除味剂
Men's speed stick? 男用速效除味棒?
What flavor? Musk? Alpine? 什么味的? 麝香? 阿尔卑斯?
Was it love at first sight? 是一见钟情吗
No. 不是
I loved her from the beginning. 我一开始就喜欢她
What side of the bed does Margaret sleep on? 马格瑞特睡床哪边?
She sleeps on the left. 她睡左边
What side of the bed do you sleep on? 你睡床的哪边?
Look, are they soul mates? 看 他们的感情非常深吗
Uh... will they kill each other? no. 他们会彼此殉情吗? 不
Are you a good driver? 你是个好司机吗
Oh, excellent driver. Excellent. 出色的司机 出色的
In my mind I see her with someone perhaps... 按我的想法 她可能更适合
...more swarthy, darker. 更黑一点的
We don't use the word "Margaret" around Kevin. 我们不在凯文边上提马格瑞特这个词
He still hasn't warmed up to her. 它还是对她友善不起来
Margaret. 马格瑞特
See? it's the damnedest thing. 看 这是最奇怪的事了
I have never farted in front of him. 我从没在他面前放过屁
Nor will I ever fart in front of him. 以后我也不会在他前面放屁
She farts in her sleep. 她睡觉的时候放屁
Would you consider Margaret a good dancer? 你觉得马格瑞特舞跳的好吗
You can tell by the way she drinks her soda pop 你可以说她喝汽水
That she's a good dancer. 所以她舞跳的很好
Uh-huh. How, how... 怎么 怎么
How is the soda pop relevant to the dancing? 汽水怎么和跳舞扯上关系的
I don't understand this. 我不理解
- I call him... puppy. - Pumpkin. -我叫他 乖乖 -小南瓜
- Monkey. - Daisy. -猴子 -小花
- Kiddo. - Uh... bird. -老兄 -鸟人
Sometimes I call him Rick. 有时候我叫他瑞克
How do you spell "Ramone?" 你怎么拼偌摩尼
R-a-m-o-n-e. 偌-摩-尼
Could you do that again in english, please? 请你用英语再拼一次好吗
When you say, you know, the position in the relationship... 你提到的位置 我们的位置...
Top or bottom? 上还是下
You're asking me a question about who's on top? 你是在问我谁在上面吗
You took an oath when you walked in this office. 你进办公室前发过誓的
I did not take an oath. When did I take an oath? 我没发誓 我什么时候发誓了
Laura should've done that, but she didn't. 劳拉应该负责这事 但她没管
- That's ok. - Who's Laura? -没事 -谁是劳拉
She's the girl behind you. Don't look around. 你后面的那个女的 别东张西望了
Which of the following numbers 下面哪个数字
- Is not a prime? - Seventeen. -不是质数? -17
I'm sorry. Let me say the list, please. 对不起 先让我把数字报完
I'm sorry? 对不起 什么?
He knew your favorite color. 他知道你最喜欢的颜色
- Blue? - Wrong! -蓝色 -错
- Red? - No! -红色 -不是
Dark... maybe like a hunter green? 黑色 可能是迷彩绿?
No. White. 不 白色
- White? - Ok, moving on. -白色? -好了 继续
Favorite color is blue. 最喜欢的颜色是蓝色
What's her favorite color when she's not at home? 当她不在家的时候 她最喜欢什么颜色
I don't know. 我不知道
Are you a citizen of this country, Ramone? 你是这个国家的公民吗 偌摩尼?
Yes, I'm a citizen! Are you crazy? 是的 我是公民 你疯了吗
What relevance a ball in a net 网子里的球
Or a fruit roll-up or a pop-tart 或者水果雪茄或一个馅饼
Has to do with my relationship with Andrew? 跟我和安卓的关系有什么相关的?
If you're getting excited... 如果你开始过激...
Who are you engaged to? 你跟谁订婚了
- Andrew. - Very good. Got one right. -安卓 -很好 对了一个
Who are you engaged to? 你跟谁订婚了
I'm engaged to Margaret Tate. 我和马格瑞特·塔特订婚了
And on the wedding day, who will be next to you? 在婚礼那天 谁会站在你身边
I'm going to marry Margaret Tate. 我将娶马格瑞特·塔特
- Final answer? - That work? Yeah, final answer. -最终回答? -这样也行? 是的 最终的答案
Is this a game show? I don't understand what... 这是个电视节目吗 我不明白...
That's a great song. 这是首伟大的歌曲
That was beautiful. That was really beautiful. 很美 真的很美
Mama cass. 玛·凯斯