So stay with us because later this afternoon, 不要離開,因為稍後
we're lucky enough to be talking to Anna Scott, 我們將有幸請到安娜-斯科特--
Hollywood's biggest star by far. 好萊塢迄今最紅的明星
Miss Scott's latest film is once again topping the charts. 斯科特小姐的新片再次雄居票房榜首
She may be the face I can't forget 我無法忘記她的臉
A trace of pleasure or regret 帶著歡樂或悲傷
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay 我能為之付出我的所有
She may be the mirror 她也許只是個幻影
Of my dream 出現在我夢中
A smile reflected in a stream 出現在夢中的笑容
She may not be what she may seem Inside her shell 真實的她也許並不那麼快樂
She who always seems so happy in a crowd 她在人群中似乎總是很快樂
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud 眼神中帶著神秘和驕傲
No one's allowed to see them when they cry 沒人能看到她哭泣的樣子
She may be the love that cannot hope to last 也許她並不願失去愛情
May come to me from shadows of the past 如果她走出陰影向我靠近
That I'll remember till the day I die 那我至死也不會忘記
She may be the reason I survive 她也許是我活著的理由
The why and wherefore I'm alive 是我至今還活著的理由
The one I'll care for through the rough and ready years 我時刻準備著扶持她走出困境
Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears 我會分享她的歡笑和憂傷
And make them all my souvenirs 讓它們成為我的記憶
For where she goes I've got to be 我願為她赴湯蹈火
The meaning of my life is 我的一生只為她而活
She 她
Oh, she 哦,她
Of course I've seen her films 我當然看過她的片子
and always thought she was, well, fabulous. 而且一直認為她很出色
But, you know, a million, million miles from the world I live in 不過她和我的家鄉遠隔重洋
which is here, Notting Hill, my favorite bit of London. 我住在諾丁山--倫敦我最喜歡的地方
There's the market on weekdays selling every fruit and vegetable known to man. 平時集市上會販賣各種為人熟知的果蔬
Rock hard bananas, five for a pound! 香蕉,一鎊五公斤
The tattoo parlor with a guy outside who got drunk 醉醺醺的人從刺青店裡出來
and now can't remember why he chose I love Ken. 卻記不起他為什麼要刺上我愛肯
The radical hairdressers where everyone comes out looking like the Cookie Monster, 前衛的髮型師讓每個從店裡走出去的人 看起來像是餅乾怪獸
whether they want to or not. 不管他們是否喜歡
And then, suddenly, it's the weekend, 到了週末,突如其來地
and from break of day hundreds of stalls appear out of nowhere, 數以百計的攤販無處不在
filling Portobello Road, right up to Notting Hill Gate. 佈滿整個街道,一直排到諾丁山的大門
And wherever you look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques, 眼中所見盡是購買古董的人
some genuine and some not quite so genuine. 有些是真品,也有些 只是贗品
And what's great is that lots of friends have ended up in this part of London. 最棒的是有很多朋友 也住在這個倫敦的社區裡
That's Tony, for example, architect turned chef, 比如說東尼,由建築師改行做了廚師
who recently invested all the money he ever earned in a new restaurant. 最近用他的所有積蓄開了一家餐館
And so, this is where I spend my days and years 這就是我日復一日生活的地方
in this small village in the middle of the city in a house with a blue door 這個小社區有間藍色門臉的房子
that my wife and I bought together before she left me for a man 是我妻子和我一起買的, 後來她跟別人走了
who looked exactly like Harrison Ford. 一個長得很象哈里森-福特的人
And where I lead a strange half-life with a lodger called-- 我不同尋常的生活緣于一個房客,叫--
Spike! 斯派克
You couldn't help me with an incredible important decision, could you? 嘿,你能幫我作個非常重要的決定嗎?
Is this important in comparison to, let's say, whether they should cancel Third World debt? 象能否取消第三世界國家的債務一樣重要嗎?
That's right. I am at last going out on a date with the great Janine, 正是這樣,我終於要和簡妮約會了
and I just wanna be sure I've picked the right T-shirt. 我得保證穿最適合的T恤去赴約
- What are the choices? - Well, wait for it. -有些什麼選擇? -稍等片刻
First there's this one. Cool, huh? 首先是這件,很酷吧?
Yeah, it might make it hard to strike a really romantic note. 是的,不過用它來製造浪漫氣氛困難了點
Point taken. Don't despair. 一針見血,別灰心
If it's romance we're looking for, I believe I have just the thing. 如果期待浪漫的話,我相信有合適的
Yeah, well, there again, she might not think you had true love on your mind. 哦,又來了, 她恐怕不會認為你腦子裡有真正的愛
Right. Just one more. 好吧,再等等
True love here I come. 真愛,我來啦
Well, yeah. Yeah, that's-- that's, um, perfect. 是的,是的,這--這件很合適
Great. Thanks. 好極了,謝謝
- Wish me luck. - Good luck. -祝我好運 -祝你好運
And so it was just another hopeless Wednesday, 那只是另一個毫無希望的星期三
as I walked the thousand yards through the market to work, 我路過擁擠的集市去上班
never suspecting that this was the day that was gonna change my life forever. 從沒想過這一天將會永遠改變我的生活
This is work, by the way, my little travel bookshop, 順便說一下,這是我工作的小旅遊書店
- Morning, Martin. - Morning, Monsignor. -早,馬丁 -早,老闆
which, um, well, sells travel books, 這裡專門賣旅遊書刊
and to be frank with you, doesn't always sell many of those. 老實說,銷路並不怎麼好
Classic. Profit from major sales push, 好極了,利潤全來自廉價促銷
minus 347 pound. 虧了347鎊
Shall I, uh, go and get you a cappuccino? 我去替你買杯卡布奇諾好嗎?
- You know, ease the pain a bit. - Yeah, yeah. -也許能緩解一點痛苦 -是的,是的
Better make it a half. All I can afford. 不過我只付得起半杯的錢
Get your logic. Demi-cappu coming right up. 照你的意思,半杯咖啡馬上就來
Um, can I help you at all? 需要幫忙嗎?
No, thanks. I'll just look around. 不,謝謝,我只想 看看
Fine. 好的
Uh, that book's really not great. 那本書確實不怎麼樣
Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money. 萬一你略略看過就買下它 那就是在浪費自己的錢了
But if it's Turkey you're interested in, 如果你對土耳其感興趣的話
um, this one, on the other hand, is very good. 這本就不同了,非常棒
Um, I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps. 我想寫這本書的人真正去過土耳其, 言之有物
Um, there's also a very amusing incident with a kebab, 提到了不少有趣的民俗風情
um, which is one of many amusing incidents. 這本比較有意思
Thanks. I'll think about it. 謝謝,我會考慮的
Or, in the bigger hardback variety, there's-- 或者選那本更大些的精裝本,有
I'm sorry. Can you just give me a second? 抱歉,失陪一下
Excuse me. 打擾一下
- Yes? - Bad news. -什麼事? -很不幸
What? -什麼?
We've got a security camera in this bit of the shop. 我們店裡裝了監視器
So? -所以?
So I saw you put that book down your trousers. -所以我看到你把書放進你的褲子
- What book? - The one down your trousers. -什麼書? -放進你褲子的那本
I don't have a book down my trousers. 我沒把什麼書放到褲子裡
Right. 好吧
I tell you what. Um, I'll call the police, and, um, 告訴你,我會叫員警,而且
if I'm wrong about the whole book down the trousers scenario, 如果是我弄錯了書掉進褲子的事,
I really apologize. 我會道歉
Okay. What if I did have a book down my trousers? 好吧,如果 我往褲子裡放了一本書呢?
Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk, 很簡單,當我回到櫃檯時
you'd remove the Cadogan Guide to Bali from your trousers 你把褲子裡那本巴厘旅遊指南拿出來
and either wipe it and put it back or buy it. 擦乾淨放回去或是買下來
I'll see you in a sec. 回頭見
I'm sorry about that. 對不起
No, it's fine. 不,沒關係
I was gonna steal one, but now I've changed my mind. 我本來想偷,但現在改變主意了
Oh, signed by the author, I see. 我看到有作者的簽名
Um, yeah, couldn't stop him. 是啊,他非要簽不可
If you can find an unsigned one, it's worth an absolute fortune. 如果你能找到本沒簽名的, 那絕對需要好運氣
- Excuse me. 打擾一下
- Yes? - Can I have your autograph? -什麼事? -能替我簽個名嗎?
Uh, sure. 當然
- Here. 給你
- What's your name? - Rufus. -你叫什麼? -魯弗斯
What does it say? 寫了些什麼?
That's my signature. And above it, it says, Dear Rufus, you belong in jail. 我的簽名,上面寫的是 親愛的魯弗斯,去監獄吧
Good one. 真不錯
- Do you want my phone number? - Tempting. -你想要我的電話嗎? -好提議
But no. Thank you. 不過 不用了,謝謝
I will take this one. 我要買這本
Oh, right, right. So, uh-- 哦,好的,好的,既然--
Well, on second thoughts, um, maybe it's not that bad after all. 仔細想想,也許它並沒那麼糟
Actually, it's a sort of a classic, really. 實際上,它也相當不錯,真的
None of those childish kebab stories you find in so many books these days. 絕沒有你在其他書中能看到的,幼稚的民俗故事
And, um, I tell you what. 另外還有
I'll throw in one of those for free. 我免費送你這本
Useful for, uh, lighting fires, 可以用來燒火照明
wrapping fish, that sort of thing. 包魚,諸如此類
- Thanks. - Pleasure. -謝謝 -不客氣
Cappuccino,as ordered. 你要的咖啡
Thanks. 謝謝
I don't think you'll believe who was just in here. 我想你不會相信剛才誰來過
Who? Was it someone famous? 誰?某個名人嗎?
- No, no, no. - No? -不,不,不是 -不是?
Would be exciting, though, wouldn't it, if someone famous came into the shop? Hmm? 如果有什麼名人進店來 應該會令人興奮對嗎?
Do you know-- and this is pretty amazing, actually-- 知道嗎--的確能讓人激動,實際上--
but I once saw Ringo Starr. 有次我見過林戈-斯達
- Where was that? - Kensington High Street. -在哪? -肯辛頓大道
At least I think it was Ringo. 至少我覺得是林戈.
It might have been that man from Fiddler on the Roof. 也許是那個屋頂上的提琴手的主演
- You know, Toppy. - Topol. -你知道的,塔皮 -塔頗
Yes, that's right. Topol. 是的,沒錯,塔頗
Actually, Ringo Starr doesn't-- doesn't look at all like, uh, Topol. 實際上林戈-斯達一點也不象塔頗
Yeah, but he was-- he was quite a long way away from me. 是的,不過他--他離我相當遠
So actually it could've been neither of them. 所以肯定會是他們中的一個
Yes, I suppose so, yes. 對,我想是這樣,是的
- It's not a classic anecdote, is it? - Not a classic, no. No. -這算不上什麼大驚喜不是嗎? -是的,算不上
- Another one? - Yes. No. -還要一杯嗎? -好啊 不
Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice. 就奢侈一回吧,我要橙汁
- Okay, thanks. Bye-bye. - See you later. -好的,謝謝,再見 -回見
- Oh! - Oh! Shit! 哦,該死
- Oh, my God! - Bugger! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 哦,老天,該死,對不起,我非常抱歉
- Here. Let me-- - Get your hands off! -來,讓我-- -把手拿開
I'm really sorry. I-- I live just over the street. 我真的很抱歉,我--我就住在街對面
I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up. 那有水和肥皂,可以讓你弄乾淨
No, thank you. I just need to get my car back. 不,謝謝,我只想找到我的車
I also have a phone. I'm confident that in five minutes 我那有電話,我想只要五分鐘
we could have you spick-and-span and back on the street again. 就能讓你弄乾淨回到街上來
In the non-prostitute sense, obviously. 絕沒有不尊重你的意思
All right. Well-- What do you mean, just over the street? 好吧,你說就在街對面是多遠?
- Give it to me in yards. - Uh, 18 yards. -具體是多遠? -大概18碼
That's my house there with the blue front door. 那扇藍色的門就是我的家
Come on in. I'll just-- I'll just-- 請進,我--我--
Um, right. Right. Come in. 好了,好了,進來吧
It's, um, not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear. 這裡通常都不太整潔
But, um-- The bathroom's on the top floor. 不過--洗手間在樓上
And the telephone's just-- just up here. 電話就--就在這
Here. Let-- Let me, um-- 來,讓--讓我,唔
Um, round the corner. Straight on-- straight on up. 轉過去,一直--一直向上
Bugger. 該死
Would you like a cup of tea before you go? 走之前想喝杯茶嗎?
- No. - Coffee? -不用 -咖啡?
- No. - Orange juice? -不 -橙汁?
Probably not. Um, something else cold. 你大概不會要,那來些其他冷飲吧
- Coke? Water? 可樂?水?
Some disgusting sugary drink 讓人噁心的含糖飲料
pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest? 或者來些所謂的天然水果味?
- No. - Would you like something to eat? -不用 -那你想吃點什麼嗎?
Uh, something to nibble? 隨便吃點什麼?
Um, apricots soaked in honey? 蜜制杏子?
Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots 沒人知道味道怎樣, 因為都來不及嘗嘗杏子
and makes them taste like honey, 以為味道就象蜂蜜
and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey instead of apricots. 如果你想要蜂蜜,就只要買蜂蜜而不要杏子
Um, but nevertheless, there we go there. 但不管怎樣,我們有這個
They're yours if you want them. 你想的話可以嘗嘗
No. 不用了
Do you always say no to everything? 不管什麼事你都說不嗎?
No. 不
I'd better be going. 我還是走的好
Thanks for your, uh, help. 謝謝你的--幫忙
You're welcome. 不客氣.
And, uh, may I also say, um, heavenly. 也許我也要說,太棒了
I'll just take my one chance to say it. 我只有一次機會這麼說
After you've read that terrible book, 在你讀過那些糟糕的書之後
you're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop. 你肯定不會再回那家書店
Thank you. 謝謝
Yeah. Well, my pleasure. 不客氣
it was nice to meet you. 很高興認識你
Surreal but, um-- but nice. 有些超現實--但很棒
Sorry. 抱歉
Surreal but nice? What was I thinking? 超現實但很棒?我在想什麼?
- Hi. - Hi. -嗨 -嗨
- I forgot my other bag. - Oh, right. Right. -我忘了我的袋子 -哦,好的
Thanks. 謝謝
I'm very sorry about the surreal but nice comment. 很抱歉說什麼超現實但很棒
- Disaster. - That's okay. 太糟糕了
I thought the apricot and honey thing was the real low point. 那沒什麼,我覺得有關蜂蜜和杏子才真正糟糕
Oh, my God. My flatmate. 老天,我的室友
I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him. 對不起,他行為很怪誕
- Hey. - Hi. -嘿 -嗨
I'm just going into the kitchen to get some food. 我要去廚房找些吃的
Then I'm gonna tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins. 然後跟你說個故事, 那會讓你的毬縮到只有葡萄乾那麼大
Probably best not to tell anyone about this. 最好別跟任何人提起這事
Right. Right. No one. 好的,好的,沒問題
I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes. 我是說,我會偶爾跟自己說說
But don't worry. I won't believe it. 不過別擔心,我根本不相信
- Bye. - Bye. -再見 -再見
There's something wrong with this yogurt. 這優酪乳有點問題
It's not yogurt. It's mayonnaise. 這不是優酪乳,是蛋黃醬
Oh, right. There we are then. 哦,沒錯,就是這樣
On for a videofest tonight? 今晚想飽飽眼福嗎?
I got some absolute classics. 我有部絕對的好片子
- Smile. - No. -笑一笑 -不
- Smile. - I've got nothing to smile about. -笑一笑 -沒什麼值得我笑
Okay. 好吧
In about seven seconds, 在七秒鐘內
I'm going to ask you to marry me. 我會向你求婚
Imagine. 想想看
Somewhere in the world there's a man who's allowed to kiss her. 在某個地方有個男人被允准吻她
Yes, she is, uh, 是的,她的確
fairly fabulous. 叫人難以置信
- Do you have any books by Dickens? - No. -你們這有狄更斯的書嗎? -不
No, I'm afraid we're a travel bookshop. We only sell travel books. 沒有,我們這是旅遊書店,只出售旅遊書刊
Oh, right. How about the new John Grisham thriller? 是嗎,約翰-格雷歇的恐怖作品呢?
Well, no, 'cause that's, uh-- that's a novel too, isn't it? 沒有,因為那--那也是小說不是嗎?
Oh, right. 哦,是的
Have you got Winnie the Pooh? 有小熊維尼嗎?
Martin, your customer. 馬丁,你來接待一下
- Uh, can I help you? 需要效勞嗎?
- Just, um, incidentally, 我想問一下
uh, why are you wearing that? 為什麼 你穿這個?
Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes. 多方面的因素,唔,沒有乾淨衣服
There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes. 永遠不會有,要知道, 如果你不把衣服洗乾淨的話
Right. Vicious circle. 不錯,很壞的習慣
And I was, like, rooting around in your things 所以我去翻找你的衣物
and I found this, and I thought cool. 找到了這個,我覺得很酷
Kinda spacey. 有幾分 獨特
There's something wrong with the goggles, though. 不過潛水鏡有點問題
No, they were, um, prescription. 沒有,它用的是光學鏡片
- Groovy. - So I could see all the fishes properly. -太棒了 -這樣我才能完全看清那些魚
You should do more of this stuff. 你該多弄些這玩意
- So, look, any messages today? - Yeah, I wrote a couple down. -今天有沒有留言? -有的,我記下了兩三條
So there were two. There were two messages? Right? 那就是兩條,有兩條對嗎?
You want me to write down all your messages? 你要我記下你所有的留言嗎?
Okay, who are the ones that you didn't write down from? 好吧,哪些是你沒寫記的?
No. Gone completely. 不記得了,哦,不
Oh, no. There was one from your mum. 有一條是你媽媽打來的
She said don't forget lunch, and her leg's hurting again. 她說別忘了吃午飯,還有她的腿疼又犯了
- No one else? - Absolutely no one else. -沒別的了? -絕對沒有了
Though if we're going for this obsessive writing down all the message thing, 不過如果我們努力去回憶的話
some American girl called Anna called a few days ago. 幾天前有個叫安娜的美國姑娘來過電話
- What did she say? - Well, it was genuinely bizarre. -她說了什麼? -真是奇怪
She said, Hi. It's Anna. Then she said, Call me at The Ritz 她說,嗨,我是安娜,接著說, 打電話到裡茲大飯店找我
and then gave herself a completely different name. 然後卻報了一個完全不同的名字
- Which was? - Absolutely no idea. -是什麼? -早就忘了
Remembering one name's hard enough. 要記住一個名字很困難
No, I-- I know that. She-- She said that. 不,我明白,是她說的
Um, I know she's using another name. 我知道她用了別的名字
The problem is she left the message with my flatmate 問題是她留言給我的室友
which was a very serious mistake. 是個嚴重的錯誤
Um, I don't know. Imagine, if you will, the stupidest person you've ever met. 想像一下你曾遇見過的最蠢的人吧
- Are you doing that? - Yes, sir, I have him in my mind. -想像得到嗎? -是的,我大致有個印象了
And now double it. And that is the, um-- what can I say-- 那就再加一倍,我只能這麼形容他了--
the git that I am living with. 和我同住的那個飯桶
And he can't remember-- -他無法記住--
- Try Flintstone. - I'm sorry, what? -試試弗琳斯東.-抱歉.什麼?
I think she said her name was Flintstone. 我想她說她叫弗琳斯東
I don't-- I don't suppose, um, Flintstone rings any bells, does it? 我不敢肯定,弗琳斯東留過話給前臺嗎?
Hello. Hi. 你好.嗨
- Hi there. - Hello? 你好,你好嗎?
Hi. Hi. 嗨,嗨
- Sorry. It's William Thacker. - Yes? 打擾了,我是威廉 紮克
Um, we-- I work in a bookshop. 我們--我在書店工作
Uh-huh. You played it pretty cool there, waiting for three days to call. 你可真會耍酷,等了三天才回電
Oh, no, I promise you I've never played anything cool in my entire life. 哦,不,我發誓我這輩子還從沒耍過什麼酷
My flatmate, who'll I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message. 是我的室友一直沒告訴我,回頭我要殺了他
I don't know. Perhaps, um, 我不知道,也許,唔
I could drop round for tea later or something. 我能來你那喝茶什麼的
- Things are pretty busy here. I might be free around 4:00. - Right. Right. Great. -我現在很忙,大概4:00會有空 -好的,好的,好極了
- Bye. - Yea-- Bye. -再見 -再見
Classic. 太棒了
- Which floor? - Three, please. -幾樓? -三樓,謝謝
Uh, are you sure this is-- -你肯定? -是這--
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure. 是的,是的,沒錯
- Hi. Hi. I'm Karen. - Hi. -嗨,我是凱倫 -嗨
I'm sorry. Things are running a little bit late. 抱歉,實在太忙了點
Here's the, uh, thing. Do you wanna come this way? 拿著這些,請跟我來
Through here. 從這過去
So what did you think of the film? 你們對本片有何看法?
Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was, uh, 我覺得真是妙不可言
Close Encounters meets Jean de Florette. 讓人聯想到戀戀山城
I agree. 我同意
I'm sorry. I didn't get down what magazines you're from. 對不起,我沒記下你是哪家雜誌社的
- Time Out. - Great. -中場休息 -很好
And you're from? 你呢?
Uh, Horse & Hound. 唔,馬和獵犬
The name's William Thacker. I think, actually, she might be expecting me. 名字是威廉-紮克. 我想,實際上,她也許在等我
Oh, okay. Take a seat and I'll go check. 請稍等,我去看看
I see you've, uh-- I see you've brought her some flowers. 我看到--我看到你給她帶了花
No. 不
These are for my, um, grandmother. 是給我,唔,祖母的
She's in a hospital just down the road. 她住在附近的醫院
Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, you know. 我正好順路去看看她
Sure, right. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. 是的,不錯,是的
Which hospital's that? 是哪家醫院?
Do you mind me not saying? 我可以不說嗎?
It's a rather distressing disease. 那會讓我感到難過
- Name of the hospital kind of gives it away. - Absolutely. Sure. -提到醫院總是讓人不快 -說得不錯
Cheers. Ooh, yes. -振作點 -好的
Right, uh, Mr.Thacker. Will you come this way. 好了,紮克先生,請跟我來
Right. 好的
You've got five minutes. 你有五分鐘
- Hi. - Hello. -嗨 -你好
Uh, I brought these, but clearly-- 我帶了這個,但顯然--
No, they're great. They're great. 不,它們很漂亮,非常漂亮
Ah, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back. 很抱歉沒能及時回電話
The whole two-names conceptwas totally too much for my flatmate's pea-sized intellect. 兩個名字對我那室友可憐的智商來說,實在太複雜了
No, it's a stupid privacy thing. I always pick a cartoon character. 不,這是愚蠢的保密措施, 我常用 卡通人物的名字
Last time I was Mrs.Bambi. 上次用的是斑比
- Everything all right? - Yes, thank you. -一切都好吧? -是的,謝謝
And you're from, uh, Horse & Hound. 你是馬和獵犬雜誌社的
- Yeah. - Good. -對 -很好
So, uh-- 那麼--
Uh, I'll just fire away then, shall I? 我可以 開始提問了嗎?
Right. 好吧
The film's great, and, um, 這部片子非常棒
I just was wondering whether 我想知道你是否
you ever thought of having, um, 曾考慮過,呃
more, uh, horses in it. 加些馬進去
Uh, well, we would have liked to, 我們希望這樣做
but it was, um, difficult, obviously, being set in space. 不過對太空題材來說顯然有些困難
Space, right, yeah. Yeah, obviously very difficult. 太空,說得沒錯,是的,顯然很困難
I'm so sorry. I arrived outside. 真不好意思,我來了這裡
They thrust this thing into my hand-- 但毫無思想準備--
No, it's my fault. I thought this would all be over by now. 不,是我的錯,我本以為早該結束了的
I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing. 我只是想為那個吻的事道歉
I seriously don't know what came over me. 我真的不知道自己怎麼了
And I just wanted to make sure that you were fine about it. 我只想確定那沒有影響到你
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely fine. 是的,是的,絕對沒有
Do remember that Miss Scott is also keen to talk about her next project 別忘了斯科特小姐 同樣渴望著的下一部片子
which is, um, shooting later in the summer. 就是夏天將要開拍的那部
Ah, yes, excellent. Excellent. 是的,非常棒,非常棒
Any horses in that one? 那裡面有馬嗎?
Or hounds for that matter. Our readers are equally intrigued by both species. 或是獵犬,我們的讀者對此很感興趣
It takes place on a submarine. 場景是在一艘潛艇上
Oh. Well, bad luck. 哦,真不幸
But, um, 不過
if there were horses in it, 如果有馬的話
would you be riding them 你會騎它們
or would you be getting, a-- a stunt-horse-double-man-thing? 還是找個特技演員作替身呢?
-I'm a complete moron. I apologize. I-- 我是個十足的笨蛋,不好意思,我--
This is very weird. It's the sort of thing that happens in dreams, 太不可思議了,這種事只會出現在夢裡
not in real life. 而不是現實當中
I mean, good dreams. It's a-- 我是說美夢,這是個--
It's a dream, in fact, uh, to see you again. 能再見到你實際上就象個夢
What happens next in the dream? 接下去還會夢到什麼?
I suppose in the, uh, dream-- 我猜在這個,呃,夢--
dream scenario-- I just, uh, 夢境中--我會
change my personality 改變我的行為方式
because you can do that in dreams and, um, 因為在夢裡你可以這麼做
walk over and, uh, kiss the girl. 走過去並吻這個女孩
But, uh-- 不過--
Time's up, I'm afraid. Did you get what you wanted? 時間到了,你達到目的了嗎?
- Um, nearly, nearly. - Well, maybe just one last question. -還差一點,差一點 -好吧,最後一個問題
- Sure. - Right, right. -當然 -好的,好的
Are you busy tonight? 你--今晚忙嗎?
- Yes. - Right. Right. -是的 -好的,好的
- Come in. - Well, it was nice to meet you. -請進 -好了,很高興認識你
Yes, and you. 我也是
Surreal but nice. 超現實 但很不錯
Thank you. You are Horse & Hounds' favorite actress. 謝謝,你是馬和獵犬最喜歡的女演員
You and Black Beauty 和黑美人
tied. 不相上下
How was she? 她怎麼樣?
Oh, um, fabulous. 好得難以置信
Excellent. Wait a minute. She took your grandmother's flowers. 好極了.等等,她拿了你祖母的花
Uh, yeah, yeah. That's right. 是的,是的,沒錯
- Bitch. - Oh, Mr.Thacker. -賤貨 -哦,紮克先生
Mr.Thacker, if you'd like to come with me, we can rush you through the others. 紮克先生,如果你不介意的話,我們能臨時安排你另一個採訪
The others? -另一個?
Mr.Thacker is from Horse & Hound. 紮克先生是馬和獵犬雜誌社的
- How's it going? - Very well, thank you. -你好嗎? -很好,謝謝
Have a seat. 請坐
- Well, did you enjoy the film? 你喜歡這部片子嗎?
Yes, enormously. 是的,非常喜歡
- Well, fire away. - Right. -請提問吧 -好的
Did you enjoy making the film? 拍片期間還愉快嗎?
- Yes, I did. - Good. -是的 -很好
Any bit in particular? 有沒有特別喜歡的部分?
You tell me what bit you enjoyed the most, 先說說你最喜歡哪個場景
and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making that bit. 我再告訴你我是否同樣喜歡
Uh, I 我
liked the bit in space 例如在太空中那部分
very much. 我非常喜歡
Did you identify with the character you're playing? 你和你演的角色有共同點嗎?
- No. - No. -沒有 -沒有
Oh. Why not? 為什麼?
Because he's playing a psychopathic flesh-eating robot. 因為他演的是一個失控的食肉機器人
Classic. 好極了
So, uh, 那麼
is this your first film? 這是你第一部片子嗎?
No. It's my 22nd. 不,這是第22部了
Of course it is. Any favorites among the 22? 我是想問你最喜歡哪一部?
Working with Leonardo. 和萊昂納多合作的那部
- Da Vinci? - DiCaprio. -達芬奇嗎? -狄卡普里奧
Of course. 當然
And is-- is he your favorite Italian director? 他--是你最喜歡的導演嗎?
- Mr.Thacker. - Oh, no. -紮克先生 -哦,不
- Have you got a minute? - No. -能耽誤你一會嗎? -不
Hi. 嗨
Um-- Yeah, so the, um-- 啊--是這樣的
the-- the thing I was doing tonight, I'm not doing anymore. 我,我推掉了我今晚的事情
I told them I had to spend the evening 我告訴他們今晚我接受了
with Britain's premier equestrian journalist. 英國第一騎師記者的邀請
Oh. Well, great. 哦,太棒了
Fantastic. That's, uh-- 難以置信,這--
Oh. Shittity brickitty. 哦,太糟糕了
It's my sister's birthday. Shit. We're meant to be having dinner. 今天是我妹妹生日,可惡, 我們約好了要一起吃晚飯
- Okay, that's fine. - No. I'm sure I can get out of it. -好啊,沒關係 -不,我肯定能推掉
No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll be your date. 不,我是說,只要你不介意, 我可以和你一起去
You-- You'll be my date 你--你肯和我一起
to my little sister's birthday party? 去我妹妹的生日晚會?
- If it's all right. - Well, yeah, I'm sure it's all right. -如果沒問題的話 -哦,當然沒問題
My friend Max is cooking, 是馬克掌廚
and he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world. 大家公認他是世上最差勁的廚師
But, um, you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something. 不過,你可以事先在手袋裡藏些食物
- Okay. - Okay. -好的 -好的
- He's bringing a girl? - Miracles do happen. -他帶了個女孩? -真是怪事
- Does the girl have a name? - Don't know. Wouldn't say. -那姑娘叫什麼? -不知道,沒有說
Oh, Christ! What is going on in there? 哦,我的天,這是怎麼回事?
- Oh, God! 哦,老天
Hi. Come on in. Vague food crisis. 嗨,快進來.食物焦糊危機
Hiya! Sorry. 好啊.抱歉
The guinea-fowl is proving more complicated than expected. 看來珍珠雞比預料的更難做
- He's cooking guinea-fowl? - Don't even ask. -他在做珍珠雞? -別問了
- Hi. - Hi. -嗨 -嗨
Good Lord, you're the spitting image of-- 天啊,你是那個肖像滿天飛--
Bella, this is Anna. 貝拉,這是安娜
- Right. - Okay, crisis over. -沒錯 -好了,危機解除
Max, this is Anna. 馬克,這是安娜
- Hi. - Hello, Anna-- -嗨 -你好,安娜
Scott. Have some wine. 斯科特. 來杯酒嗎?
Thank you. 謝謝
- I'll get it. 我去開門
Red or white? 紅酒白酒?
- Oh. Hey. - Hi. -哦,嘿 -嗨
- Oh, yes, happy birthday. - Thank you. -生日快樂 -謝謝
Look, your brother's brought this girl. 看看你哥哥帶來的女孩
Hi, guys. 嗨,大家好,哦,我的天
Hon, this is Anna. Anna, this is Honey. She's my baby sister. 漢,這是安娜. 安娜,這是漢妮,是我的小妹妹
Oh. Hi. 哦.嗨
Oh, God. This is one of those key moments in life 天啊,這可是一生中的重要時刻之一
when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool 當它成為現實時真是太酷了
and I-- I'm going to fail just a hundred percent. 我真的要暈了
I-- I absolutely, totally and utterly adore you. 我--我絕對,完全,徹底地崇拜你
And I just think you are the most beautiful woman in the world. 而且我認為 你是世上最美的女人
And, more importantly, I genuinely believe, 更重要的是,我真的相信
and I've believed for some time now, that we could be best friends. 一直以來我都相信, 我們能成為最好的朋友
So what do you think? 你怎麼想?
Uh, lucky me. 非常榮幸
Well, happy birthday. 生日快樂
Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then. 哦,你給我帶了禮物, 那麼我們已經是好朋友了
Marry Will. He's a really nice guy. Then we can be sisters. 結婚吧,他真的很不錯, 那樣我們就能做姐妹了
- Well, I'll think about it. 我會考慮的
- That'll be Bernie. 肯定是伯尼
- Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late. -嗨 -嗨,抱歉來晚了
Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. 我擔心工作又弄砸了
- Millions down the drain. - Well done. -虧了幾百萬 -幹得不賴
- Bernie, this is Anna. - Hello, Anna. Delighted to meet you. -伯尼,這是安娜 -你好,安娜,很高興認識你
- And you. - Honey bunny, Happy birthday to you 還有你,漢妮寶貝,祝你生日快樂
- Hi, Bella. - Hi. -嗨,貝拉 -嗨
Um, it-- it-- it's a hat. You don't have to wear it or anything. 是一頂帽子,你用不著非得戴它
- Hi, Will. - Hi. -嗨 -嗨
Hi. 嗨
- Hi. - What? -嗨 -怎麼了?
- Wine, Bernie? - Mm. 要酒嗎,伯尼?
- You haven't slept with her, have you? 你和她睡過覺沒有?
That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment. 這問題太粗俗了, 答案當然是無可奉告
- No comment means yes. - No, it doesn't. -那就表示有 -不,沒有
- Do you ever masturbate? - Definitely no comment. -對她有過性幻想嗎? -絕對無可奉告
- You see, it means yes. - Oh, my God! -你知道的,這表示有 -哦,上帝
So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do? 那麼,說說看,安娜,你是做哪一行的?
- I'm an actress. - Oh, splendid. -我是演員 -哦,好極了
What do you do? 你是做什麼的?
I'm actually in the stock market myself, so, uh, not really similar fields. 我是個股票經紀, 和你的行業沒有太多共同之處
Though, um-- um, I have done the odd bit of amateur stuff. 儘管我曾做過業餘獨角戲演員
Um-- uh, P.G. Wodehouse. Farce, all that, you know. P.G.沃德豪斯的滑稽劇,你知道的
Careful there, Vicar. 小心點,牧師
Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting. 一直覺得這是個艱難的行當
- The wages are a scandal, aren't they? - They can be. -我是說,收入簡直難以啟齒對吧? -可以這麼說
I see friends from university-- clever chaps.Been in the business longer than you. 我知道有些機靈的傢伙幹這行比你更久
They're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year. 他們一年只掙可憐的七八千
You know, it's no life. 要知道,那無法維生
- What sort of acting do you do? - Films, mainly. -你從事哪種戲劇形式? -主要是電影
Oh, splendid. Oh, well done. How's the pay in movies? 哦,太棒了,混得不錯. 演電影的收入怎麼樣?
I mean, last film you did, what did you get paid? 我是指你最近一部電影的收入是多少？
Fifteen million dollars. 一千五百萬美元
Right. 是吧
So that's, well, fairly good. 看來,的確很不錯
Right, I think we're ready. 好了,可以開飯了
Bella, can you tell me where I can find--Oh, sorry. -貝拉,你能告訴我-- -哦,對不起,好的
- It's down the corridor on the right.- I'll show you. -就在走廊盡頭的右邊 -我帶你去
Quickly, quickly. Talk very, very quickly. 快快快,快點說
What are you doing here with Anna Scott? 你和安娜-斯科特來這幹什麼?
- Anna Scott? - Yes. Shut up! -安娜-斯科特? -對,閉嘴
- What, the film star? - Shh! 那個電影明星?
- Oh, God! - What? -哦,天啊 -怎麼了?
- Oh, God. Oh, goddy God. - What did you say to her? -哦,天啊,我的天啊 -你跟她說什麼了?
I don't believe it. I actually walked into the loo with her. 真不敢相信,我竟然能和她一起進洗手間
I was still chatting when she started unbuttoning her jeans. 她解鈕扣時我仍在對她說話
- She had to ask me to leave. - Oh, God. -她不得不要求我走開 -哦,老天
- So you knew who she was? 你早知道她是誰了?
Of course I did, but he didn't. 我當然知道,可他不知道
Well, not instantly, but I-- I-- I got away with it. 我呆一會就趕快逃走好了
- What do you think of the guinea-fowl? - I'm a vegetarian. -你覺得珍珠雞怎麼樣? -我是素食主義者
Oh, God. 老天
So, how's the guinea-fowl? 珍珠雞怎麼樣?
Best guinea-fowl I've ever tasted. 是我嘗過最好的珍珠雞
It's amazing how you 多麼令人驚喜
- Can speak right to my heart 你與我心有靈犀
Without saying a word 盡在不言中
You can light up the dark 你能照亮黑夜
- Try as I may, I can never explain 不需要任何言語
- What I hear when you don't say a thing 我能聽到你的心聲
Having you here, Anna, firmly establishes what I've long suspected-- 有你在這,安娜, 更證實了我長久以來的懷疑--
that we really are the most desperate lot of underachievers. 我們真是最無可救藥的失敗者
Shame. - I'm not saying it's a bad thing. -羞恥 -我不是說這是壞事
In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. 實際上,我覺得我們該為此自豪
I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize 我要用最後的蛋糕來獎勵
to the saddest act here. 生活最悲慘的人
- Uh-oh. - Bern. 伯尼
Yeah, all right. Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it? 好的,好的,很明顯是我不是嗎?
I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand, 我是說,我幹著一份自己根本不懂的工作
and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. 所有人的職位都高過我
I haven't had a girlfriend since-- well, since puberty. 我沒有女朋友,自從--青春期之後
And nobody fancies me. 而且 沒人會喜歡我
And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will. 沒有什麼比這些更可憐了
- Nonsense. I fancy you. - Really? -胡說,我就喜歡你 -真的?
Yeah. Or I did before you got so fat. 當然,否則罰我比你先變胖
You see. And unless I'm much mistaken, 你看,除非是我弄錯了
your job still pays you rather a lot of money 你的工作畢竟讓你掙到了不少錢
whilst Honey here earns 20 pence a week 可漢妮週薪才20鎊
flogging her guts out in London's worst record store. 在倫敦最差勁的唱片店累得一塌糊塗
Yes! And I haven't got hair. I've got feathers. 沒錯,累得頭髮都沒了,只有羽毛
And I've got funny goggly eyes. And I'm attracted to cruel men. 我可笑的魚泡眼還會吸引有暴力傾向的男人
And, actually, no one will marry me 實際上卻沒人願意娶我
because, um, my boosies have actually started shrinking. 因為,唔,我的胸部正在縮小
- You see, it's incredibly sad. - But on the other hand, -看到沒,悲慘得無法相信 -但從好的方面來說
her best friend is Anna Scott. 她最好的朋友是安娜-斯科特
That's true. I can't deny it. She needs me. What can I say? 我無法否認,她需要我,我能說什麼呢?
And most of her limbs work, whereas I'm stuck in this thing day and night, 但她的四肢沒有問題, 我卻日夜都要坐著輪椅
in a house full of ramps. 房間裡滿是斜坡
And to add insult to serious injury, 更增加了我的屈辱
I've totally given up smoking, my favorite thing. 我用香煙來麻醉自己,這是我最大的嗜好
And, um, well, the truth is, 而且,事實是
we can't have a baby. 我們不能生孩子
Oh, Belle. 哦,貝爾
Still, um, we're lucky in lots of ways. 但我們還是很幸運的
But surely that's worth a brownie. 這無疑值得上一塊蛋糕
Well, I don't know. Look at William. 先看看威廉怎麼說吧
- Very unsuccessful professionally. - That's true. -事業極其失敗 -這是事實
Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges. 離了婚. 曾經很英俊,現在則象卷了口的刀刃
And absolutely certain never to hear from Anna again 一旦安娜聽到他在學校時的外號
- once she's heard that his nickname at school was-- - Floppy. -毫無疑問他將再也聽不到她這麼說-- -軟蛋
You did. I can't believe it, you did. 我不敢相信你竟然說出來了
Thanks very much. Thank you. Well, at least I get the last brownie. 非常感謝,謝謝,至少我得到了最後的蛋糕
I think so, yes. 我想是這樣
Well, wait. What about me? 等等,我呢?
I'm sorry? You think you deserve the brownie? 什麼?你覺得應該歸你嗎?
Well, a shot at it at least, huh? 至少得給個機會吧?
You'll have to prove it. This is a very, very good brownie. 你得有說服力,這是塊非常非常好的蛋糕
I'm gonna fight for it. 我能為了它拼命
I've been on a diet every day since I was 19, 我從十九歲起就每天節食
which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. 所以十年來我都食不果腹
I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. 我有過一系列糟糕的男朋友, 有一個還打過我
Uh, and every time I get my heart broken, 而每一次都令我心碎
the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. 報紙會大肆張揚拿來娛樂大眾
And it's taken two rather painful, um, operations 經過兩次相當痛苦的 整容手術
to get me looking like this. 才變成現在的樣子
- Really? - Really. -真的嗎? -真的
And one day not long from now, my looks will go, 在不久的將來,我的容顏不再
they will discover I can't act, 他們會發現我不能演戲
and I will become some sad, middle-aged woman 而我將成為可悲的中年婦女
who looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while. 有誰會願意看過氣的名人呢?
No, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone. 說得不賴,很動人,不過愚弄不了任何人
- No. 沒錯
Pathetic effort to hog the brownie. 不足以爭奪這塊蛋糕
- Thank you for such a terrific time. - I'm delighted. -謝謝你的款待 -是我的榮幸
- That's a great tie. - Now you're lying. -領帶很漂亮 -說假話
Okay, it's true. I told you I was bad at acting. 不,是實話. 我說過我是個糟糕的演員
- It was lovely to meet you. - Yeah, and you. And you. -很高興認識你 -我也是
I'll wait until you've gone before I tell him you're a vegetarian. 我會等到你走時才告訴他你是素食主義者
- Good night. - I'm so sorry about the loo thing. -晚安 -安娜,洗手間的事我很抱歉
I meant to leave. I just- 我想到要走開,只是--
Ring me if you want someone to go shopping with. 如果要找人陪你購物就給我電話
I know lots of nice, cheap places, not that money is necessarily-- 我知道很又好又便宜的地方, 可以少花冤枉錢--
It was just so nice to meet you. 認識你真是太好了
- Happy birthday. You're my style guru. - Thank you. -生日快樂,你是我的形象顧問 -謝謝
- Sorry. Can I just-- - Oh. 對不起,我能--
- Thanks. - Leave her. -謝謝 -好了
- Good night, everyone. - Bye. -晚安,各位 -再見
Max, Belle, we'll see you in a couple of days. 馬克,貝爾,回頭見
- Thank you, everybody. Call us. - Bye, guys. -謝謝大家 -給我們電話 -再見,各位
- Bye, Anna. - Love your work. -再見,安娜 -好好演戲
Bye, Hon. 再見,漢
Sorry. They always do that when I leave the house. 抱歉,每次我離開時他們總是這麼做
It's a stupid thing. I hate it. 這太蠢了,我討厭他們這樣
- Floppy, huh? - It's the hair. -軟蛋對吧? -是頭髮
- It's to do with the hair. 那是指的髮型
Why is she in a wheelchair? 為什麼她要坐輪椅?
Uh, because she had an accident about 18 months ago. 一年半前她出了意外
- And the pregnancy thing, is that to do with the accident?- You know, I'm not sure. -不能懷孩子也是因為那次意外嗎? -這個我也不清楚
I don't think they tried for kids before, as fate would have it. 我覺得他們之前就不能生孩子, 似乎是先天性的
Do you want to, um-- 你想不想--
My place is just, um-- 我家, 唔--
Too complicated. 不太方便
That's fine. 沒關係
Busy tomorrow? 明天忙嗎?
- I thought you were leaving tomorrow. - I was. -我以為你明天要走呢 -是啊
All these streets round here have these mysterious communal gardens in the middle of them. 這些神秘的花園被街道環繞著
- They're like little villages. - Let's go in. -就象小村莊一樣 -我們進去吧
Ah, no, that's the point. They're private villages. 不行,柵欄上有尖刺,是私家花園
Only the people who live round the edges are allowed in. 只有住在裡面的人才能進去
Oh. You abide by rules like that? 哦,你們這麼守規矩嗎?
I don't. No, no. But others do. 我不會,不會,但其他人會
I just do what I want. 我會隨心所欲地做
Um-- Right. 好吧
- Whoopsidaisies. 媽媽咪呀
What did you say? 你說什麼?
- Nothing. - Yes, you did. -沒說什麼 -不,你說了
- No, I didn't. - You said, Whoopsidaisies. -沒,我沒說 -你說了,媽媽咪呀
No one says, Whoopsidaisies, do they? I mean, unless they're-- 沒人會這麼說對嗎?我是說,除非他們--
There is no unless. Because no one has said Whoopsidaisies for 50 years. 沒有什麼除非, 因為有五十年沒人這麼說了
And even then it was-- it was just little girls with blonde ringlets. 即便在那時候--也只有金髮小女孩才這麼說
Exactly. Right. So here we go again. 的確是這樣.我們再試試
- Oh! Oh! Whoopsidaisies. 噢,噢,媽媽咪呀
Yeah, well, it's a disease. It's a clinical thing. 沒錯,這是個壞習慣,是個毛病
I'm taking pills and having injections. And I'm told it won't last long. 我要吃藥打針,得治好它
- Okay, stand aside. - I don't think that's a good idea. -好了,靠邊站 -這可不是什麼好主意
Really, it's quite, um, tricky. Anna. 真的很難爬上去,安娜
Anna, don't. It's harder than it-- No, it's not. It's easy. 安娜,別,這可比--看來還真容易
Come on, Flopsy. 來吧,軟蛋
Right. 好吧
All right. 好吧
Oh, bugger. 哦,該死
Oh, God, this could be very unpleasant. 老天,這真讓人不舒服
Ay! Bugger, bugger. 可惡,可惡
Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile? 世上還有什麼值得如此大費周章?
It's amazing how you 多麼令人驚喜
Can speak right to my heart 你與我心有靈犀
Nice garden. 好一座花園
Without saying a word 盡在不言中
You can light up the dark 你能照亮黑夜
- Try as I may, I can never explain 不需要任何言語
What I hear when you don't say a thing 我能聽到你的心聲
- You say it best - You say it best 你說這是最好的
When you say nothing at all 儘管你沒說出來
For June who loved this garden. 紀念深愛這花園的瓊
From Joseph who always sat beside her. 永遠陪伴著她的約瑟夫
Some people do spend their whole lives together. 有些人可以攜手走過一生一世
All day long I can hear 我能夠聽到
People talking out loud 有人在大聲呼喊
- But when you hold me near - When you hold me near 當你讓我靠近擁抱著我
- You drown out the crowd - Out the crowd 你的聲音分外清晰
- Try as they may they can never define - Come and sit with me. -旁人永遠不會明白 -過來坐
What's been said between your heart and mine 你我的心曾說過什麼
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me 你的笑容讓我知道你需要我
There's a truth in your eyes 你的眼睛已經告訴我
- Saying you'll never leave me - Bollocks! Bollocks! -你永遠不會離開我 -該死,該死
- Have you seen my glasses? - No, afraid not. -你看到我的眼鏡沒有? -恐怕沒有
Big, big bollocks! Average day, my glasses are everywhere. 這下麻煩了,平時它無處不在
Everywhere I look there's a pair of glasses. 隨時隨地我都能看到它
But when I want to go to the cinema, they've vanished. 可我要去看電影時它卻消失了
It's one of life's real cruelties. 這就是殘酷的現實
That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer, is it? 就象遠東地震或者睾丸癌一樣無可奈何
Oh, shit. Is that the time? 可惡,到時間了
Thanks for all your help on the glasses thing. 真是多謝你的開導
Oh, you're welcome. Did you find them? 不客氣,找到沒有?
- Sort of. - Great. -差不多 -很好
Oh, the smile on your face lets me know that you need me 你的笑容讓我知道你需要我
There's a truth in your eyes 你的眼睛已經告訴我
Saying you'll never leave me 你永遠不會離開我
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall 你的觸摸告訴我你總能找到我
So who left who? 是誰拋棄誰?
- Uh, she left me. - Why? -她拋棄我 -為什麼?
- She saw through me. - Uh-oh. 她看透了我
That's not good. 這可不妙
You can give me Anna Scott any day. 你可以請我看安娜-斯科特
I didn't like her last film. Fell asleep as soon as the lights went down. 我不喜歡她的新片,讓人昏昏欲睡
I don't really care what the film's like. 我不在乎電影怎麼樣
Any film with her in, it's fine by me. 只要有她的影片我都覺得好
She's not my type at all. I prefer the other one.You know, blonde, sweet-looking. 她不是我喜歡的類型, 我喜歡那個金髮的甜姐兒
You know, what's-her-name. 她叫什麼來著
Has an orgasm every time you take her out for a cup of coffee. 你只要帶她出去喝杯咖啡就能上床的
Meg Ryan. 梅格-瑞恩
No, she's too wholesome. The point about Miss Scott is 不,她不是那種人. 問題是安娜-斯科特
she's got that twinkle in her eyes. 她的眼神不對勁
Probably drug-induced. Spends most of her life in bloody rehab. 她多半有吸毒,時常進康復中心
Well, whatever. She's so clearly up for it. 不管怎樣,她非常豪放
You see, most girls, they're all like, Stay away, chum. 要知道大多數女孩都比較自重
But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it. 但安娜卻是來者不拒
Do you know that in over 50% of the languages, 知道嗎,有超過半數的人認為
the word for actress is the same as the word for prostitute? 女演員和妓女是同一回事
- Where did you get that from? 你從哪聽來的?
And Anna is your definitive actress, 而安娜就是你專用的女演員
someone really filthy you can just flip over and start again. 你可以猥褻地對她為所欲為
- Right, that's it. Sorry. - No, no. There's really no point. -太過分了,失陪一下 -別,沒什麼大不了
Um, sorry-- sorry to disturb you guys. 對不起,抱歉打擾一下
- But, um-- - Can I help? 有什麼事嗎?
Well, yeah. I wish I hadn't overheard your conversation, but I did. 我但願沒聽到你們的談話,可我聽到了
And, um, I just think, you know, 我覺得,你們該明白
the person you're talking about is a real person. 你們談論的是一個真實的人
And I think she probably deserves a little bit more consideration 我覺得你們該更尊重她一點
rather than having jerks like you drooling over her. 不該這麼胡說八道
Oh, sod off, mate. What are you, her dad? 滾開,你是她什麼人?她爸爸嗎?
- I'm sorry. - No, I love that you tried. -對不起 -別這麼說,這不是你的錯
Time was I'd have done the same thing. In fact-- 換了我也會這麼做,實際上--
Hi. 嗨
Oh, my God.Ijust wanted to apologize for my friend. -我的天 -我只是想代我的朋友道歉
- He's very sensitive.- Uh, look, I'm sorr-- -他太敏感了 -不,聽我說,我--
No, no, leave it. It's, you know-- I'm sure you didn't mean any harm. 不,不,沒關係, 要知道--我相信你是無意的
I'm sure it was just friendly banter. 我相信那只是善意的調侃
I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner. 我肯定你們的傢伙跟花生差不多大, 繼續吃飯吧
The tuna's really good. 金槍魚味道不錯
I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that. -我不該那麼做 -你有權利那樣做
- No, you were brilliant. - I'm rash and I'm stupid. 不,你做得很好,我太魯莽愚蠢了
What am I doing with you? 我跟你在一起幹什麼?
Uh, I don't know, I'm afraid. 我恐怕不知道
I don't either. 我也不知道
Here we are. 我們到了
Yes. 是的
- Well, look-- - Do you wanna come up? -那麼-- -你想上去嗎?
Well, there seems to be lots of reasons why I shouldn't, so-- 這似乎 有太多不方便,所以--
There are lots of reasons. 是有太多不方便
Do you wanna come up? 你想上去嗎?
Give me five minutes? 五分鐘後上來行嗎?
- Hi. - Hi. -嗨 -嗨
To be able to do that is such a wonderful thing. 能這樣吻你真是太美妙了
- You've got to go. - Why? -你得離開 -怎麼了?
Because my boyfriend who was in America is, in fact, now in the next room. 因為我美國的男朋友現在就在隔壁房間
- Boyfriend? - Yes. -男朋友? -是的
- Baby, who is it? - Uh, it's, uh-- -寶貝,是誰? -啊,是,唔--
- Uh-- - Uh, room service. 房間服務
Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats. 哦,你好, 我還以為你們總是穿著企鵝似的燕尾服呢
Usually we do. 通常是的
But I was just, uh-- just changed to go home. 不過我剛換了衣準備回家
And, um, then I thought I'd take this final call. 只是順便來問一下
Oh, great. If you don't mind, I would like something too. 太好了,不介意的話,我正想要些東西
Could you bring me up some really, really cold water? 麻煩你送些非常非常冷的水來好嗎?
I'll see what I can do. 我找找看吧
- Still, not sparkling. - Absolutely. Ice-cold still water. -越冷越好 -沒問題,保證很冰涼
Unless it's illegal in the U.K. to serve beverages below room temperature. 當然,除非英國不允許給客房提供冷水
I wouldn't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whim, now. 我可不希望 你為了滿足我一時的興致而進監獄
- No, I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you. - I-- -不,我確信這不會有問題 -謝謝 -我--
Hey, one more thing. Could you adios these dirty dishes and take out that trash too? 嘿,還有一件事, 麻煩你把這些髒盤子和垃圾帶走好嗎?
- Uh-- - Right. 好的
No. No. Um, don't-- don't-- don't do that. 不,不,不用--用不著這麼做
I don't think it's his job to clear. 我想打掃衛生並不是他的工作
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's your name, man? 哦,對不起,對不起, 你叫什麼,夥計?
Bernie. 伯尼
Oh, listen, Bernie. 聽我說,伯尼
Thank you. I really appreciate it. 謝謝你,真是非常感謝
So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise? 告訴我,告訴我,我來這你感到高興嗎?
- Good surprise. - Oh, you're such a liar. -當然高興 -哦,你這個騙子.她討厭驚喜
She hates surprises. Hey, what are you gonna order? 你想要些什麼?
- Huh? - From him. What are you gonna order? -什麼? -告訴他你想要些什麼?
Um, I haven't decided yet. 我還沒想好
Oh, well, don't overdo it. 哦,好吧,別點太多
I don't want people saying, There goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend. 我可不想有人說: 那個著名男演員有個肥胖女友
I should leave. 我該走了
This is a fairly strange reality to be faced with. 遇上這種情形真是很尷尬
I'm so sorry. 我很抱歉
I don't know 我不知道
what to say. 該說什麼
I think, um, 我想,唔
good-bye is traditional. 通常是說再見
I can think of younger days 我想起年輕的歲月
When living for my life 為自己而活的時候
Was everything 任何事
A man could want to do 可以隨心所欲
I could never see Tomorrow 我從不考慮 明天
I was never told 我從不知道
About the sorrow 什麼是憂傷
And 而且
How can you mend 你怎能修復
A broken heart 一顆破碎的心
How can you stop the rain from falling down 你怎麼能阻止雨絲淅淅而落
Tell me how can you stop 告訴我你如何去阻止
That old sun from shining 來自太陽的光芒
What makes the world 怎樣讓這個世界
Go round 不再運轉
- And - Come on. 別這樣
- How can you mend - Open up. 說出來
This is me. Spikey. 是我,斯派克
I'm in contact with some quite important spiritual vibrations. 我知道你受了很大的精神打擊
Come on. Hit me with it. 來吧,說給我聽聽
- There's this girl-- - Aha. 有個女孩--
See, I been gettin' a female vibe. Good. 我就知道和女人有關,很好
Speak on, dear friend. 繼續說,好朋友
She's someone who 她是那種
can't be mine, and, uh, 不可能屬於我的人
it's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again. 這就象癮君子永遠再買不到毒品一樣
I've opened Pandora's box and there's trouble inside. 我打開潘朵拉魔盒,但裡面只有麻煩
Yeah. 沒錯
Tricky. 麻煩
I knew a girl at school called Pandora. 我上學時就認識一個叫潘朵拉的女孩
Never got to see her box or 儘管從沒看到過她的私處
Right. 好了
- Right. Thanks. That's very helpful. 好了,謝謝,這很有幫助
You didn't know she had a boyfriend? 你不知道她有男朋友?
No. No. 不知道
Why? Did you? 怎麼?你們早就知道?
Oh, bloody hell. I don't believe it. 該死,我真不敢相信
My whole life ruined because I don't read Hello magazine. 我這輩子就毀在不看八卦雜誌上了
Let's face facts. This was always a no-win situation. 面對現實吧,這根本是毫無指望的
Anna's a goddess. 安娜是 個女神
You know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods. 你該知道凡人愛上神會有什麼結果
- Buggered, is it? - Every time. -死無葬身之地? -無一倖免
But don't despair. I think I have the solution to your problems. 但不要絕望,我有辦法解決你的問題
- Really? - Mm-hmm. Her name is Tessa. -是嗎? -她叫泰莎
She works in the Contracts Department. 她在公證部門工作
The hair, I admit, is unfashionably frizzy, 我承認她的髮型是老式的卷髮
but she's bright as a button and kisses like a nymphomaniac on death row. 但她小巧可愛, 而且接吻時就像是死囚區的慕男狂
- Apparently. 一看就知道
Now try. 試試看
I got completely lost. 我完全迷路了
It's very difficult, isn't it? Everything's got the word Kensington in it. 很難找不是嗎?每個地方都寫著肯辛頓
Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden. 肯辛頓公園大道,肯辛頓花園, 該死的肯辛頓公園、花園
- Tessa, this is Bella, my wife. - Hello. -泰莎,這是貝拉,我太太 -你好
- You're in a wheelchair. - That's right. -你坐的是輪椅 -沒錯
And this is William. 這個是威廉
- Hello, William. - Hi. -你好,威廉 -嗨
- Max has told me everything about you. - Has he? -馬克經常跟我提起你 -是嗎?
Oh, yes. You are a naughty boy. 是的,你是個淘氣的傢伙
- Wine? - Oh, yes, please. -要酒嗎? -哦,是的,謝謝
Come on, Willie. Let's get sloshed. 來吧,威利,一醉方休
- Red or white? - Red. -紅酒白酒? -紅酒
Keziah. 克賽
- Some woodcock? - No, thank you. I'm a fruitarian. -要丘鷸肉嗎? -不,謝謝,我是果食主義者
What is a fruitarian, exactly? 什麼是果食主義者?
We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, 我們相信水果和蔬菜是有感覺的
so we think cooking is cruel. 煮熟它們太殘忍
We only eat things that have actually fallen from the tree or bush, 我們只吃從樹上自然掉落的東西
that are, in fact, dead already. 那說明它們已經死亡
Ah. Oh, right. 啊,哦,是的
Right. 是的
So, um, these carrots? 那麼,這些胡蘿蔔呢?
- Have been murdered, yes. - Murdered. -是被謀殺的 -謀殺?
Poor old carrots. That's-- 可憐的老胡蘿蔔,這真--
That's beastly. 真殘忍
Delicious coffee. 咖啡真不錯
- I'm sorry about the lamb. 我知道小羊肉沒做好
No. I thought it was really, you know, interesting. 不,我覺得它 真的 還不錯
Interesting means inedible. 不錯就表示難吃
- Really inedible. Yes, you're right. 真的很難吃,你說得不錯
Well, maybe we'll meet again. 也許我們能再見面
Yeah, yeah. That would be, uh-- 是,是,那會--
be great. 很不錯
Bye. 再見
Well? 怎樣?
Perfect. 很好
Absolutely perfect. 非常理想
And? 你想說什麼?
I think you've forgotten what an unusual situation you two have. 我想你們早忘了彼此間曾有過的特殊經歷
To find someone you actually love, who'll love you. 要找到一個你愛她她也愛你的人
The chances are always minuscule. 機會微乎其微
Look at me.Apart from the American, 拿我來說,除了那個美國人
I've only loved two girls, both total disasters. 我只愛過兩個女人,全都以失敗告終
- That's not fair. - One of them marries me, then leaves me -不能這麼說 -其中一個嫁給了我,然後離開
faster than you can say Indiana Jones. 快得你來不及說 印第安那-鐘斯
And the other-- who seriously ought to have known better-- 而另一個-- 必須承認她的選擇是對的--
casually marries my best friend. 卻嫁給了我最好的朋友
- She still loves you, though. - In a depressingly asexual way. -但她還愛著你 -用柏拉圖的方式
- I never fancied you much, actually. 實際上我不會對你有性幻想
- Oh, God. 上帝啊
I loved you. You were terribly funny, but 我愛過你,你很幽默,但
all that kissing my ears. 我受不了你吻我的耳朵
I don't believe it. This is just getting worse. 我真不敢相信,這比不說出來更糟
I shall find myself 30 years from now still sitting on this sofa. 我該在這沙發上坐上三十年來作反省
- Do you wanna stay? - Yeah. Why not? -在這過夜嗎? -為什麼不呢?
All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman. 反正家裡只有個自瀆成癮的傢伙等我
Here we go. 我們走
- Good night. - Night. -晚安 -晚安
- See you. - Right. -少陪 -沒關係
Guilty. Very, very guilty. 罪過,真是罪過
So it seems. 看來是這樣
Hi. 嗨
Can I come in? 我能進去嗎?
Come in. 請進
They were taken years ago. 那是多年前拍的
I know it was-- 我知道--
But I was poor and-- It happens a lot. 但當時我很窮 這種事很常見
That's not an excuse. I just-- 這不是找藉口
But to make matters worse, 但事情變得糟糕起來
it now appears as though 現在被公開似乎是
someone was filming me as well. 拍照時也被錄了像
So what was a stupid photo shoot 所以那次拍照
now looks like a porn film. 非常愚蠢,現在看來就象色情電影
The pictures have been sold and they're just 那些照片被公開出售,已經是
everywhere. 無處不在了
I didn't know where to go. 我不知道該上哪
The hotel's surrounded. 飯店被圍得水泄不通
I know it's been months, but-- 雖然已經過去了幾個月,但--
This is the place. 來這裡就對了
Thank you. 謝謝你
I'm just in London 我只在倫敦
for two days, but what with your papers, 呆兩天,但因為你們的報紙
it's the worst place to be. 這裡成了最可怕的地方
These pictures are just so horrible, and they're so grainy. 那些模糊曖昧的照片太可怕了
It makes me look like-- 讓我看起來就象--
Don't think about it. 別去想它了
We'll sort it out. 我們能澄清的
What would you like? Tea? 你需要什麼?茶?
Bath? 洗個澡?
A bath would be great. 洗個澡很不錯
Oh, Christ alive! 哦,我的天啊
Brilliant. Fantastic. 妙不可言,難以置信
Magnificent. 太爽了
You must be Spike. 你一定是斯派克
- Hi. - Just -嗨 -只是
checkin'. 證實一下
Thank you, God. 感謝上帝
I'm really sorry about last time. 上次我真的很抱歉
- He just flew in.- In fact, I had no idea if he was ever gonna fly in again. -沒什麼 -我也不知道他是否還會突然出現
It's not often one has the opportunity to adios the plates of a major Hollywood film star. 這種機會並不是時常都有, 能為好萊塢的當紅影星收拾盤子
It was, um-- It was thrilling for me. 讓我受寵若驚
So how is he? 他現在怎麼樣?
I don't know. 我不知道
It just got to the point where I couldn't remember any of the reasons why we were together. 問題的關鍵在於我忘了 為什麼會和他走到一起
And you and love? 有女朋友了嗎?
Oh, well, there's a question, um, 哦,這可問住我了
without an interesting answer. 沒有什麼滿意的答案
I have thought about you. 我曾考慮過你
- Oh. - It's just that 那只是
anytime I've tried to keep 每次我試著保持
anything normal with a person that was 和一個普通人交往時
normal, it's just been a disaster. 結果都是一塌糊塗
Listen, I appreciate that. Absolutely. 我感到很榮幸,真的
So what is that, a film you're doing? 那是什麼,是你的新片嗎?
Um, start in L.A. on Tuesday. 週二在洛杉磯開拍
Would you like me to take you through your lines? 想要我幫你對臺詞嗎?
Would you? 'Cause it's all talk, talk, talk. 你想嗎?這可是無休止的對白
Hand it over. 拿過來
Right. Um, basic plot? 大概內容是什麼?
I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer 我演一個 難以相處但很能幹的年輕警員
who in about 20 minutes is gonna save the world from nuclear disaster. 要在二十分鐘內解除核危機拯救世界
Mm-hmm. Okay. Well done, you. 很好,記得不錯
Message from Command. Would you like them to send in the H.K.s? 總部來電,你想讓他們發送到H.K.嗎?
No. Turn over four T.R.S.s and tell them we need radar feedback 不,轉到T.R.S., 告訴他們我們需要雷達偵測
before the K.F.T.s return at 1900. 在K.F.T.從1900返回之前
Then inform the Pentagon we'll need Black Star cover from 1000 through 1215. 通知五角大樓我們需要'黑星'掩護 從1000到1215的範圍
And if you say one word about how many mistakes I made in that speech, I'll pelt you with olives. 如果你敢指出我犯了多少錯, 我會用橄欖扔你
- Very well, Captain. I'll pass that on straightaway. - Thank you. -非常好,長官,我會騰出那條跑道 -謝謝
- How many mistakes did I make? - Eleven. -我記錯了多少處? -十一處
- Damn it. And Wainwright-- - Cartwright. -該死的.溫賴特-- -卡賴特
Cartwright, Wainwright, whatever your name is, 卡賴特,溫賴特,不管你叫什麼, 我答應過小吉米
I promised little Jimmy I'd be home for his birthday,so could you get a message to him that I may be late. 要回家替他慶祝生日, 告訴他也許我要晚些回去
Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny? 沒問題,那麼,小強尼呢?
- My son's name is Johnny? - Yep. -我兒子叫強尼? -是的
- Then get a message to him too. - I'll do what I can, Captain, -也給他帶個口信 -我盡力而為,長官
but I can't promise anything. 但我不能保證什麼
- And Cartwright goes. 然後卡賴特走了
- What do you think? - Gripping. It's not Jane Austen. -你覺得怎麼樣? -不錯,雖然不是簡-奧斯丁的作品
It's not Henry James, but it's gripping. 也不是亨利-詹姆斯的,但 還不錯
- Think I should do Henry James instead? - You would be brilliant. -你覺得我該演亨利-詹姆斯的作品? -你肯定會演得很好
But this writer-- writers-- they're pretty damn good too. 而這個作者--寫得--也相當不錯
You never get anyone on Wings of the Dove saying, 絕不會有人在鴿翼上說什麼
Inform the Pentagon we need Black Star cover. 通知五角大樓我們需要掩護
For me the book is the poorer for it. 更可憐的是我還要讀它
I can't believe you have that picture. 真不敢相信你有那幅畫
You like Chagall? 你喜歡夏加爾?
I do. It feels like how love should be-- 是的,這畫讓人感覺到愛將要--
floating through a dark blue sky. 飄過暗藍色的天空
With a goat, playing a violin. 還有那只山羊,在拉著小提琴
Well, yes. 是的
Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. 沒有拉提琴的羊就表現不出快樂了
You have big feet. 你有雙大腳
Yes. Yes, always have had. 是的,一直都是
You know what they say about men with big feet. 知道大腳意味什麼嗎?
No. What's that? 不知道,意味什麼?
Uh, big feet, 腳大
large shoes. 鞋 也大
The thing that is so irritating 這件事對我刺激很大
is that now I'm so fierce when it comes to nudity clauses. 現在每當想到暴露鏡頭我就煩躁不安
You actually have clauses in your contract about nudity? 合同真的有要求你暴露的條款嗎?
Definitely. 非常明確.
You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, but neither cheek. 可以要求演員暴露臀溝 上半部分,但不是完全暴露
Or if there's a stunt bottom being used 如果需要使用替身
artist must have full consultation. 演員必須事先征得同意
- You have a stunt bottom? - I could have a stunt bottom, yes. -你有個替身? -我可以有 -一個替身,是的 -人們的興趣在於
Are people tempted to go for better bottoms than their own? -比自己的好看的臀部? -沒錯
Yeah. I would. This is important stuff. 我就是這樣,這是個重要的部位
It's one hell of a job, isn't it? What do you put on your passport? 這是工作中該詛咒的部分不是嗎? 我們該怎麼填寫護照?
Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom. 職業:梅爾-吉布森的屁股
Actually, Mel does his own ass work. 實際上梅爾不會用替身
- Right. - Why wouldn't he? -不錯 -他幹嘛要用呢?
- Absolutely. - It's delicious. -毫無必要 -美味無比
What, the ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom? 霜淇淋還是梅爾-吉布森的臀部?
Both. Equally. 都是,旗鼓相當
But you wouldn't necessarily lick both? 但你用不著兩者都舔吧?
- Well, this is tart. 可不,條件真苛刻
And fuzz-free. 毛絨絨的
And, uh-- 這裡就是--
Bedroom. There's clean sheets. 臥室,有乾淨被單
Today's been a good day, 今天非常愉快
which in the circumstances is unexpected. 在這種糟糕的情形下 真沒想到
Thank you. 謝謝
Anyway, um, 不管怎樣
time for bed. 該上床了
Or sofa bed. 或者上沙發
Good night. 晚安
Oh, my God. 老天
Hello? 喂?
Hello. 你好
- Spike. - I wonder if I could have a little word. -斯派克 -我可以給你一點建議嗎?
- Right. - I don't want to interfere or anything, -當然 -我不是想干涉你或是別的
but she's just split up from her boyfriend, right? 但她剛和她男朋友分手,是不是?
- Maybe. - And she's in your house. -也許吧 -現在她在你這裡
- Yes. - And you get on very well. -是的 -而且你們進展得不錯
- Yes. - Well, isn't this, perhaps, -是的 -這是不是,可能
a nice opportunity to 是個好機會
slip her one. 和她上床
Spike, for God's sakes. She's in trouble. Get a grip. 老天,斯派克,這是趁人之危
You think it's the wrong moment. Fair enough. 我覺得你在錯過機會
- Do you mind if I have a go? - Spike! -我去的話你不介意吧? -斯派克
- Okay. - I'll talk to you in the morning. -好吧 -我早上再和你談
Okay. Might be too late, but okay. 那就晚了,不過好吧
Please, sod off. 拜託,走開
- Okay. All right. - No. No, no! -好的,好的 -不,不,不
Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else. 等等,我以為你是,唔,另一個人
I thought you were Spike. I'm thrilled that you're not. 我以為是斯派克,很高興不是他
What? 怎麼?
Nothing. 沒什麼
It does strike me as, 這太意外了
well, surreal that I'm allowed to see you naked. 想不到我能看到你的裸體
- You and every person in this country. - I'm sorry. -所有的人都可以 -對不起
What is it about men and nudity, huh? 男人到底怎樣看待裸體?
Particularly breasts. 尤其是胸部
- How can you be so interested in them? - Well-- 你們怎麼那麼感興趣呢?
But, seriously, they're just breasts. 說真的,那只是胸部罷了
Every second person in the world has them. 世上所有的雌性都有
More than that, when you think about it. Meat Loaf has a very nice pair. 實際上不象你想的這樣簡單, 大胸部的確很漂亮
But they're odd-looking. 但它們不單是用來看的
They're for milk. Your mother has them. 你母親給你喂過奶
You've seen a thousand of them. What's all the fuss about? 你見過無數次胸部,有什麼好大驚小怪的呢?
Actually, I can't think what it is, really. 我真的記不起是什麼樣子了
Let me just have a quick look. 還是看看再說
- Nope, nope. Beats me. 不是,不是,罰我好了
Rita Hayworth used to say, 麗塔-海沃思曾說過
They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me. 他們睡夢中和吉爾達在一起, 醒來卻看到我
- Who was Gilda? - Her most famous part. -吉爾達是誰? -她扮演的最有名的角色
Men went to bed with the dream, 男人為之夢寐以求
and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality. 當他們醒來看到演員本人時會感到失望
Do you feel that way? 你有這種感覺嗎?
You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been. 今早你比以往更可愛
I'll be right back. 我很快就回來
Breakfast in bed. 在床上吃早餐
- Oh. - Or it's brunch or lunch or something. 可能是早午餐,可能是午餐
My God. 上帝
Can I stay a bit longer? 我能多留一會嗎?
Stay forever. 永遠留下吧
Okay. Oh. Forgot the jam. 好啊,哦,忘了拿果醬
I'll get the jam, you get the door. 我去拿果醬,你去開門
Jesus Christ. 我的天
What? 什麼?
What is it? 是什麼?
- Nothing, really. - You're up to something. -沒什麼,真的 -肯定有什麼
- Anna, no, please! 安娜,千萬不要
My God. And they got a picture of you dressed like that. 老天,他們拍到你穿成這樣的照片
Yes. 是的
Undressed like this, yeah. 晨衣是這樣的
- Morning, darling ones. - It's me. The press are here. -早,親愛的 -是我,那些記者在這
No, there are hundreds of them. 不,有好幾百個
My brilliant plan was not so brilliant. I know. 我自以為聰明的做法其實很蠢
I know. I know. Just get over here. 我知道,我知道,快點過來
Damn it. 該死
- Um, I wouldn't go outside. - Why not? -我不想出去 -為什麼?
- Just take my word for it. - Oh. 別管是為什麼
How did I look? Not bad. 我看起來怎麼樣?不壞嘛
Not at all bad. Well-chosen briefs, I'd say. 一點都不差,內褲很合身
Chicks love gray. 姑娘們喜歡灰色
Nice firm buttocks. 漂亮結實的屁股
How are you doing? 你還好吧?
How do you think I'm doing? 你覺得我會好嗎?
- I don't know what happened. - I do. -我不知道怎麼回事 -我知道
Your furry friend thought he'd make a buck telling the papers where I was. 你那位好朋友為了錢 向媒體透露了我的下落
- That's not true. - Really? -不會的 -是嗎?
The entire British press got up this morning and thought, I know where Anna Scott is. 整個英國的媒體一覺醒來就都知道安娜-斯科特在哪
She's in that house with the blue door in Notting Hill. 她在諾丁山一幢有藍色門的房子裡
Then you go out in your goddamn underwear! 然後是你穿著該死的內衣褲走出去
- I went out in my goddamn underwear too. - Get out! -我也穿著內褲就出去了 -出去
Sorry. 對不起
- I'm so sorry. - This is such an unbelievable mess. -我很抱歉- -再沒有比這更糟的了
I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip, 我來你這避風頭反而惹來了更多是非
and now I've landed in it all over again. 我現在再次陷入了大麻煩
For God's sake, I've got a boyfriend! 看在上帝的份上,我找了個男朋友
- You have? - As far as they're concerned I do. -是嗎? -在他們看來就是這樣
And now, tomorrow there'll be pictures of you in every newspaper from here to Timbuktu! 明天他們就會把你的照片 登上從這到非洲的每一份報紙
I know that,but just let's stay calm. 我知道,但讓我冷靜一下 -你可以冷靜
You stay calm! This is a perfect situation for you, isn't it? 這對你來說再理想不過了
Minimum input, maximum publicity. 可以無限放大
Everywhere you go, people will say, Well done, you. 走到哪都有人說幹得漂亮
You slept with that actress. We saw the pictures. 你和那個演員睡覺,我們看到照片了
- That is spectacularly unfair. - That's yours. -我可太冤枉了 -一點也不
Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy that screwed Anna Scott. 大家會希望從那個幹了安娜-斯科特的人手上買本書
Stop! Stop! I beg you! -等等 等等,求你了
Calm down. How about a cup of tea? 冷靜點,喝杯茶怎麼樣?
I don't want a goddamn cup of tea. 我不要什麼茶
- I just wanna go home. 我只想回家
Spike, see who that is, and put some clothes on, for God's sake. 斯派克,看看是誰,求求你穿上衣服
- Looks like a chauffeur to me. 似乎有車來接我了
Spike owes you an expensive dinner or holiday, 斯派克這下名利雙收了
depending who's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal. 全虧了有這份曝料的收入
That is not true. Wait a minute. 肯定不是這樣,等一下
This is crazy behavior. 你反應過度了
Can't we just laugh about all this? 我們不能一笑了之嗎?
Seriously. In the huge sweep of things, this stuff doesn't matter. 說真的,想想世上的大事,這不算什麼
What he's gonna say next is there's people starving in the Sudan. 接下來他該說蘇丹還有人挨餓了
Well, there are, and we don't have to go anywhere near that far. 就是. 我們用不著扯那麼遠
My best friend slipped down stairs, cracked her back 我最好的朋友掉下樓梯摔斷了脊骨
and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. 她的下半生都要在輪椅上渡過
All I'm asking for is a normal amount of perspective. 我們可以看開一點
You're right. Of course, you're right. 說得不錯,的確是這樣
It's just that I've dealt with this garbage for ten years. 我面對這些垃圾有十年了
You've had it for ten minutes. 你只經歷了十分鐘
Our perspectives are very different. 我們的視角完全不同
Today's newspapers will be lining tomorrow's wastepaper bin. 今天的報紙明天就進了廢紙箱
- Excuse me? - You know. -什麼? -要知道
It's just one day. 只不過是一天
Tomorrow, today's papers will all have been thrown out. 到明天,今天的報紙就全給扔了
You really don't get it. 你真的不明白這些
This story will be filed. 這個故事會進入檔案
Every time anyone writes anything about me, they'll dig up these photos. 每次有人寫我的事就會翻出這些照片來
Newspapers last forever. 媒體永遠不會忘記
I'll regret this forever. 我會永遠為此後悔
Right. 不錯
I will feel the opposite, 我會有相反的感覺
if that's okay by you, and, uh, 只要是你的正面報導,還有
always be glad that you came to stay. 會一直為你曾留下來過而高興
But, um, you're probably right. 不過,你也許是對的
You better go. 你最好快走
Was it you? 是不是你?
I may have told a few people down at the pub. 也許我在酒吧時跟人說過
Right. 沒錯
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 她離去時帶走了陽光
It's not warm when she's away 她走時帶走了溫暖
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 她離去時帶走了陽光
And she's always gone too long 她總是去得那麼遙遠
Any time she goes away 每次當她離去
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 她離去時帶走了陽光
It's not warm when she's away 她離去時帶走了溫暖
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 她的離去帶走了陽光
And she's always gone too long 她總是去得那麼遙遠
Any time she goes away 每次她的離去
Wonder this time where she's gone 想知道她這次去哪
Wonder if she's gone to stay 想知道她是否一去不回
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 她離去時帶走了陽光
And this house just ain't no home 這房子不再是家
Any time she goes away 每次當她離去
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 她離去時帶走了陽光
And this house just ain't no home 這房子不像是家
Any time she goes away 每次當她離去
Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much, 我帶了些東西給你,你肯定會非常喜歡
you will want to hug me every day for the rest of my life. 在我的後半生你會每天都想擁抱我
- Blimey. What is it? 是嗎,是什麼?
Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London 安娜在倫敦的代理人的電話
and her agent in New York. 還有紐約代理人的
Listen, you think about her all the time. Now you can ring her. 你時刻都在想念她, 現在可以給她打電話了
Yeah. Brilliant. Thanks. 是的,太好了,謝謝
I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi. 晚上見.嘿,馬丁,好性感的外套
Shh! Hello! I have a little speech to make. 大家好,我有些話要說
I won't stand up because I can't be bothered. 我不站起來是因為我有心無力
Exactly a year ago today, this man here started the finest restaurant in London. 一年前的今天, 這個男人在倫敦開了這家餐館
- Hear, hear. - Thank you very much. 非常感謝大家
Unfortunately, no one ever came to eat here. 不幸的是沒人來這裡用餐
- It's a tiny hiccup. 這不足掛齒
And so we have to face the fact that from next week, 所以從下周起我們不得不面對現實
we must find somewhere new to eat. 我們得另找地方用餐了
I just want to say to Tony don't take it personally. 我只想告訴東尼,用不著太灰心
The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. 不如意的事我想得更多, 人生不如意事常八九
No one knows why some things work out and some things don't. 沒人知道為什麼 有些事能解決,有些事卻不能
Why some of us get lucky 為什麼我們有些人幸運而有些人--
- Get fired.- What? -被炒魷魚 -什麼?
- No!- Yeah, well, it seems they're shifting the whole outfit -不 -是的,似乎他們換掉了整個班子
much more towards the emerging markets. 更關注新興市場
And, of course, well, I was total crap, so-- 當然,我純粹是廢物,所以--
A toast to Bernie-- the worst stockbroker in the whole world. 為伯尼,世上最差勁的股票經紀人乾杯
I thank you. And Tony, the worst restauranteur. 多謝,還有東尼,最差勁的餐館老闆
- Tony and Bernie. Both crap - The terrible two. 東尼和伯尼,都是廢物 糟糕的一對
in their own special ways. 在他們各自的行業中
Since it's an evening of announcements, 既然這是個發佈會
uh, I've also got one. 我也說件事好了
Um, I've decided to get engaged. 我決定訂婚了
I've found myself a nice, slightly odd-looking bloke 我找到了一個 人好但有些不中看的傢伙
who I know is gonna make me happy for the rest of my life. 他知道怎麼能讓我的下半輩子過得快樂
Wait a sec. I mean, I-- 等等,我是說,我--
I'm your brother. I don't know anything about this. Is he-- 我是你哥哥,可這事我一無所知,他--
- Is he financially viable? 他能養活自己嗎?
He's an artist with brilliant prospects. 他是個藝術家 前途無量
- This is a secret you've been keeping from me. -No, I swear! -你肯定知道,但一直瞞著我 -沒有,我發誓
By the way, it's you. 順便說一下,就是你
- Me? - What do you think? -我? -你覺得如何?
Groovy. 太好了
Excuse me. Are there any more announcements? 對不起,還有什麼事要宣佈嗎?
Well, actually, yes. 實際上,還有
I feel I should apologize to everyone 我想我該向所有人道歉
for my behavior over the last six months. 因為我過去六個月的表現
I have, as you know, been somewhat down in the mouth. 就象你們知道的,一直有些消沉
There's an understatement. There are dead people on better form. 這說法太保守了,應該說是行屍走肉
But I just wish to make it clear that I've turned a corner, 但我希望能作出改變從頭來過
and, um, henceforward intend to be impressively happy. 並且從今往後都要快快樂樂的生活
Without a love of my own 我的愛不在了
- Blue moon - Ba-boom, ba-boom 憂鬱的月亮
You knew just what I was there for 你知道我想要什麼
Oh, God. I'm horribly drunk. 天啊,我醉得真厲害
You heard me saying a prayer for 你聽到我在祈求什麼
- Come here. - Ba-boom, ba-boom 過來
Someone I really could care for 那個我真正關心的人
- So you've laid the ghost? - Wah, wah, wah, wah 你真的想通了?
- I believe I have.- Don't give a damn about the famous girl? -我相信是的 -不會再提那倒楣的名女人吧?
No.No, I don't think I do. 不,不,我想不會
Which means you won't be distracted by the fact that she's back in London 那表示你不會再為她的消息而心煩, 包括她已回到倫敦
grasping her Oscar and currently to be found filming, most days, on Hampstead Heath. 獲得了奧斯卡獎, 以及目前正在漢普提希茲拍片
Oh, God, no. 老天,不會吧
So not over her, in fact. 看來還是忘不了她
- Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm, um-- -需要幫忙嗎? -是的,我--
- I'm looking for Anna Scott. - Does she know you're coming? -我要找安娜-斯科特 -她知道你會來嗎?
No. No, uh, she doesn't. 不,不,她不知道
- I'm afraid I can't let you through. - Right. -恐怕我不能讓你過去 -是的
I mean, I am actually a friend. I'm not a lunatic, but-- 不過我確實是她的朋友,不是瘋子
- No, you basically, er-- - Can't let you through, sir. -你用不著太-- -恕我無法通融,先生
Well, this is, uh-I only found out you were here yesterday. -這是-- -我昨天才知道你在這
- I was going to call, but I--Uh, Anna. -我想打電話的,可-- -安娜
Yes. Um-- 就來
Things aren't going very well, and it's our last day. 現在不太方便,我們今天要殺青
Absolutely, yeah. You're clearly very busy. 沒關係,看得出你很忙
But if-- if you could wait, 不過,如果你能等的話
there are things to say. 有些 事要跟你說
Okay. 好的
Drink tea. There's lots of tea. 喝杯茶,這有的是茶
Come and have a look. 過來看看吧
Are you a fan of Henry James? 你是亨利-詹姆斯的擁躉?
- This is a Henry James film? - Yeah. -這是他的本子嗎? -是的
This is, uh, Harry. 這是哈利
He'll give you a pair of headphones so you can hear the dialogue. 他會給你一副耳機讓你聽聽對白
- Thank you very much. - No problem. -非常感謝 -不客氣
- Hi. - Hi. Here we go. -嗨 -嗨,拿著
- Volume's on the side. Have a seat. - Thank you. -音量調節在邊上,坐吧 -謝謝
We are living in cloud cuckoo land. We'll never get this done today. 我們住在這麼個亂糟糟的地方
We've got to. I have to be in New York on Thursday. -我們今天肯定拍不完 -必須拍完,我週二要去紐約
Oh, stop showing off. God, that's an enormous ass. 別炫耀了,老天,那真是個大屁股
- I'm not listening. - But seriously, it's not fair. -我沒聽到 -不過說真的,這不正確
So many tragic young teenagers with anorexia 有太多可憐的年輕人得了厭食症
and that girl has an ass she could perfectly well share around with at least ten other women and still be big-bottomed. 和那些大屁股女人呆在一起, 那姑娘的臀部確實值得她自豪
I would think, looking at something nice like that, 我在想,看著如此美好的事物
you and your bony little excuse for an arse 你那 露骨的有關臀部的藉口
would be well advised to keep quiet. 該被警告保持安靜
Now down to business. The end of the scene. 還是說正事吧,最後一場戲
Um, I ask you when you're telling everyone, and you say-- 你告訴大家時我問你,然後你說--
Um, tomorrow will be soon enough. 明天很快就到了
And then I-- Right. Okay. 接下來我--好的
Say, who was that rather diffident chap I saw you talking to round the back? 你剛才和他說過話, 顯得怯生生的那個傢伙是什麼人?
No one. 沒有啊
Just some guy from the past. I-- 只是以前認識罷了,我--
It's a bit of an awkward situation. I don't know what he's doing here. 這真的有點尷尬,我不知道他來這幹什麼
Course. 當然
Thanks. I've got to, um-- 謝謝,我得--
Any time. 隨時來
Uh, I-I do hate to disturb you whilst you're cooking the books, 我討厭在你工作的時候打擾你
but, uh, there's a delivery for you. 但是有人送東西給你
Martin, really. Can't you just do it yourself? 馬丁,你就不能代我簽收一下嗎?
But you see, this is not for the shop. This is for you. 可這不是店裡的事,是你個人的
Right. Okay.Tell me, if I employ a wet rag, would I have to pay it as much as I pay you? 好吧,告訴我,如果我雇用一塊濕抹布,我是不是該付給它和你一樣多的報酬?
Hi. 嗨
- Hello.- You disappeared. -你好 -你不辭而別了
I had to leave. I didn't want to disturb. 我只是不想再打擾你
- How have you been? - Fine, fine. Everything much the same. -近來還好嗎? -挺好,挺好
When they change the law, Spike and I will marry immediately. 基本上是老樣子. 一旦有所改變,斯派克和我就會很快結婚
Whereas you, I've watched in wonder. 我聽說了你的消息
- Awards, glory. - Oh, no. -你獲了獎 -算了吧
It's-- It's all nonsense, believe me. 那--那沒太多意義,真的
I'd no idea how much nonsense it was, but 我不知道沒有意義到什麼程度,但
nonsense it all is. 肯定毫無意義
Yesterday was our last day of filming, so I'm leaving. 昨天是我們電影殺青的日子, 所以 我走開了
But, um-- 不過--
I brought this for you from home, 我從家裡給你帶來了這個
so I thought I'd give it to you. 所以我來送給你
Thank you. 謝謝
Shall I-- 我能--
Oh, no, don't open it now. I'll be embarrassed. 不,現在別打開,我會覺得尷尬
Well, thank you. I don't know what it's for, but thanks anyway. 謝謝,我不知道是什麼,但還是要謝謝你
Actually, I had it in my apartment, and I thought you'd-- 它以前是放在我的公寓裡, 我覺得你會--
But when it came to it, I didn't know how to call, 但想要打電話時卻不知該怎麼說
having behaved so badly. 表現真是差勁
Twice. 太差勁了
So it's just been sitting in the hotel. 所以它一直被放在酒店裡
Then you came and I figured-- 然後你來了 我想--
The thing is-- 事情是--
What? What is the thing? 什麼?什麼事情?
Don't even think about it. Go away immediately. 想都不要想,快出去
- Go away. - Right. -出去 -好的
Sorry. 抱歉
You were saying? 繼續說好嗎?
Yes. 好的
I have to go away today, but I 我今天就要走,不過我
wondered if I didn't 想知道如果我沒有
whether you might let me see you a little, 不管你是讓我略作停留
or a lot, maybe. 還是 久留,也許吧
See if you could like me again. 想看看你是否還會喜歡我
But yesterday that actor asked you who I was,and you just dismissed me out of hand. 但昨天那個男演員問你我是誰時, 你表示已經成為過去了
I heard. 我聽到了
You had a microphone. I had headphones. 你戴著麥克風
You expect me to tell the truth about my life 你希望我告訴那個英國最輕浮的男人
to the most indiscreet man in England? 有關我生活的真話嗎?
Uh, excuse me. 打擾一下
It's your mother on the phone. 你媽媽來的電話
Will you tell her I'll ring her back? 告訴她我會打給她好嗎?
I've actually tried that tack, but she said you've said that once before, 我試過但碰了釘子, 她說你之前就這麼說
and it's now been about 24 hours 但足足過了24小時
and the foot that was purple is now sort of blackish in color and-- 腳都站腫了,現在成了紫中帶黑的顏色
Right, right. Yeah. Perfect timing, as ever. 好吧,好吧,來得可真是時候
Martin, hold the fort a second. 馬丁,幫我招呼一下
Uh, yes. All right. 好的,沒問題
Um, could I just say-- 我只想說--
I thought Ghost was the most wonderful film. 我覺得人鬼情未了是最棒的電影
- Is that right? - Oh, yes. -是嗎? -哦,是的
Um, I've always wondered 我一直想知道
what Patrick Swayze's like in-- in-- in real life. 派屈克-施瓦茲在現實生活中是什麼樣子
I can't say that I know Patrick all that well. 我不敢說我有多瞭解派屈克
He wasn't that friendly during filming? 他在拍片的時候不太友好嗎?
Well, I'm sure he was friendly to Demi Moore who acted with him in Ghost. 我相信他對黛米-摩爾很友善, 就是和他演對手戲的那個
Oh. Oh, right. 哦,哦,是的
Sorry. 對不起
Always been a bit of an ass. 我總是這麼糊裡糊塗的
Um, anyway-- Um-- 總之--
Well, it was lovely to meet you. 很高興見到你
I'm a huge, huge fan of yours. 我是你最最忠實的影迷
And Demi's, of course. 當然也是黛米的
Sorry. 不好意思
That's fine. 沒關係
There's always a pause when the jury goes out to consider their verdict. 陪審團考慮他們的裁決時 總是要暫時休庭的
Anna, look, um-- 安娜,聽我說--
I'm a fairly levelheaded bloke, 我是個過於理智的傻瓜
not often in and out of love. 沒有太多感情經歷
But, uh-- 但是--
Can I just say no to your 我能對你的提議
kind request and, uh, leave it at that? 說不,就當沒聽到過嗎?
Yes. 當然
Fine. Of course. I-- 好的,當然,我--
Of course. 當然
I'll just be going, then. It was nice to see you. 那麼我走了,很高興能見到你
The thing is, 問題在於
with you I'm in real danger. 和你在一起我真的 很冒險
It seems like a perfect situation, 這本該是個理想的局面
apart from that foul temper of yours, but 除了你火爆的脾氣之外,但
my relatively inexperienced heart would, I fear, not 我的心理承受能力,恐怕,會
recover, uh, if I was 受不了, 如果我
once again cast aside, as I would absolutely expect to be. 再一次給扔在一邊, 我能想像到會有什麼後果
There are just too many pictures of you, too many films. 這裡有你太多的照片,太多的電影
You'd go and I'd be, uh, 你一走,我肯定會
well, buggered, basically. 完蛋,差不多吧
That really is a real no, isn't it? 這是真正否定的答覆不是嗎?
I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. 我住在諾丁山,而你住在 比華利山
Everyone in the world knows who you are. 世上所有人都知道你是誰
My mother has trouble remembering my name. 而我的名字我媽媽都記不住
Fine. 好的
Fine. Good decision. Good decision. 沒關係,你的決定是對的
The fame thing isn't really real, you know? 名氣這東西並不太真實,你知道的
And don't forget I'm-- 而且別忘了我是--
I'm also just a girl 我也只是個女人
standing in front of a boy 站在一個男人面前
asking him to love her. 要求他愛她
Good-bye. 再見
So what do you think? Good move? 你們怎麼看?做得對嗎?
Yeah, good move. 是的,做得對
I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special. 我是說,仔細想想,她也沒什麼特別
I saw her taking her trousers down,and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there. 我看過她脫褲子, 而且我很肯定瞥見了她的身體
Good decision, yeah. 做得對,是的
All actresses are as mad as snakes. 所有的女演員都象蛇一樣易怒
- Tones, what do you reckon? - Never met her, never want to. -東尼,你怎麼想? -永遠別再見她
- Brilliant. Max? - Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian. -很好,馬克? -決不要相信素食主義者
Great. Thanks. Brilliant. 很好,謝謝,很好
I was called and I came. What's up? 我接到電話就來了,怎麼回事?
William's just turned down Anna Scott. 威廉剛剛拒絕了安娜-斯科特
You daft prick. 你這個蠢貨
No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible. 不,不,不,實際上這相當明智
That painting isn't the original, is it? 那幅畫是不是真跡?
Um, you know, I think it might be, yeah. 我覺得應該是的
But she said she wanted to go out with you. 但她說她希望和你約會
- Yeah. - Well, that's nice. -是的 -那很不錯
What? 怎麼?
Well, you know, 你該知道
anyone saying they wanna go out with you is pretty great, isn't it? 有人說想和你約會總是件好事不是嗎?
It was 這
sort of sweet, actually. 確實 很不錯
Um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that 我是說,我知道她是個女演員而且
so she can deliver a line, but, um, 不乏追求者,但
she said she might be as famous as she can be, 她說過也許她是很出名
but also that she was 但同時她也
just a girl 只是個女人
standing in front of a boy 站在一個男人面前
asking him to love her. 要求他 愛她
Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? 哦,真是愚蠢,我作了錯誤的決定是不是?
Yeah. 是的
Max, how fast is your car? 馬克,你的車有多快?
- Good luck! - If anyone gets in our way, we have small nuclear devices. -祝你好運 -如果有誰擋我們的路,我就對他不客氣
- Where to? - All I can think is The Ritz. -去哪? -先去裡茲大飯店
- Where's Bella? - She's not coming. -貝拉在哪? -她沒來
- Oh, sod that. Bernie, in the back. - What? -哦,真該死,伯尼,坐後面去 -什麼?
- Max, I'm okay. 馬克,我沒事
- Come on, babe. 來吧,寶貝
- Which way are you going? 你們走哪條路?
Down Kensington Church Street, then Knightsbridge, then Hyde Park Corner. 先走肯辛頓教堂大道,再過橋走海德公園
- No, crazy. Go along Bayswater. - That's right. Then Park Lane. -不,那是瘋了,走另一邊 -好吧,那就走公園路
No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left. 不,沿克倫威爾大道直走再轉左
- No! 不
Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right? 別吵了,我來決定怎麼走,行嗎?
Sorry, Max. 抱歉,馬克
James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit. 詹姆斯-邦德從沒遇上過這種麻煩
-Turn right! 轉右
- I can't. It's one way. - Do a U-turn.- Oh, sod it. Hold on. -不行,這是單行道 -哦,該死的,掉頭好了
- Brilliant! 太棒了
- Bloody hell, this is fun! 太棒了,這真有意思
- Hey - Sorry. 抱歉
Hi. Is Miss Scott staying here? 你好,斯科特小姐是住這嗎?
- No, sir. - How 'bout Miss Flintstone? -不,先生 -弗琳斯東小姐呢?
- No, sir. - Uh, Bambi? -沒有,先生 -斑比呢?
- No, sir. - Or, um-- -沒有,先生 -或者--
I don't know. Beavis or Butt-head? 我不知道,比烏斯或者大頭呢?
No, sir. 沒有,先生
Thanks. Thanks. 謝謝,謝謝
There was a Miss Pocahontas, 有位派克漢特斯小姐
but she checked out about an hour ago. 但一小時前她結帳離開了
I believe she's holding a press conference at the Savoy 我相信她回美國之前會在薩伏伊酒店
before flying to America. 開媒體發佈會
We have liftoff. 我們要飛過去
You have message for Takiama? 有Takiama的留言嗎?
I'll just check, sir. 我查查看,先生
Bugger this for a bunch of bananas. 真該狠狠揍他們的屁股
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stay there! Go! Go! 停下,停下,停在那邊,快走,走
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on! 慢點
Come on! No! Wait! Wait there! 快來,不,等等
Come on! Come on! Wait! 來,來,等等
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go on! Through, through! 繼續,過去,過去
You're my hero! 你是我的英雄
Whoa! Down boy. 停下夥計
- Excuse me. 打攪
- Yes? - Where's the press conference, please? -什麼事? -請問發佈會會場在哪?
- Are you an accredited member of the press? - Yep. -你有記者證嗎? -當然
- There you go. - That's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir. -這就是 -那是流行錄影會員卡,先生
That's right. I work for their in-house magazine. 沒錯,我是在家雜誌社的
- Movies Are Our Business. - I'm sorry, sir. -我們負責電影欄目 -抱歉,先生
- He's with me. - And you are? -他是和我一起的 -你是?
Writing an article on how London hotels treat people in wheelchairs. 正在寫倫敦的酒店如何對待傷殘人士
Yes, of course, madam. It's in the Lancaster Room. 好的,夫人,在蘭卡斯特會議室
Though I'm afraid you're rather late. 不過恐怕你們來晚了
Run! 快跑
Does this mean that Miss Scott will not be publicizing her next film? 這是否意味著斯科特小姐 不會為下一部新片作宣傳?
No, it absolutely does not mean that. 不,完全不是那個意思
She'll be abiding by all her present commitments. 她會繼續履行她的合約
She just won't be making any more for the next year. 只不過明年會休息一年
When will the film be released? 這部影片什麼時候發行?
At the moment, the plan is to release in America 目前來說,計畫是在美國舉行首映
towards the end of the autumn, 大概是在秋末,另外
and over here around Christmas or early in the new year. 這邊要等到聖誕或是新年前後
Right! Dominic. 好了,多明尼克
Anna, how much longer are you staying in the U.K., then? 安娜,你還會在英國呆多久?
No time at all. I leave tonight. 不再停留,今晚就走
Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please. 所以我們不得不儘快結束, 最後一輪提問,謝謝
Yes. Lady there. 那位小姐
Is your decision to take a year off anything to do 你決定用一年的時間來休息
with the rumors about Jeff and his present leading lady? 是否和傑夫有新女友的傳聞有關?
- Absolutely not. - Do you believe the rumors? -完全沒有 -你相信這些傳聞嗎?
Well, it's really not my business anymore. 這真的不再和我有任何關係
Though I will say, from my experience, rumors about Jeff do tend to be true. 不過以我的經驗來說, 與傑夫有關的傳聞往往是真的
Yeah. The last time you were here, there were some fairly graphic photographs taken of you with a young English guy. 你上次來這裡時,有些相當清楚的照片說明你和一個英國男人在一起
So, uh, what happened there? 那是怎麼回事?
He was just a friend. We're still friends, I think. 只是一個朋友,我想我們仍然是朋友
- Right, um-- 好了,呃--
Yes. Gentleman in the pink shirt. 穿粉紅襯衣的先生
Yes. Miss Scott, 斯科特小姐
are there any circumstances in which 有沒有任何可能
the two of you 你們兩個
might be more than just good friends? 在朋友基礎上更進一步?
I hoped there would be, but no, I'm assured there aren't. 我希望如此,不過,我 相信沒有
- But what would you say if-- - Sorry. Just the one question, please. -但你覺得如果-- -對不起,只能提一個問題,謝謝
No, it's all right. You were saying. 不,沒關係.你想問什麼?
I was just wondering if, uh, 我只是想知道如果--
it turned out that this person, uh-- 那個人發覺--
Thacker. His name was Thacker. 紮克,他叫紮克
- Thanks, thanks. 謝謝,謝謝
I just wondered whether if 我只想問如果
Mr.Thacker realized he'd been a daft prick 紮克先生意識到自己是個 呆頭鳥
and got down on his knees and begged you to reconsider, 跪在你面前並且 請求你重新考慮
whether you would, in fact, then 你會怎麼做,會不會
reconsider? 重新考慮?
- Yes, I believe I would. 是的,我相信我會
That's very good news. Um-- 這是條非常好的新聞
The readers of Horse & Hound will be absolutely delighted. 馬和獵犬的讀者無疑會非常高興
Right. Uh, Dominic, if you'd like to ask your question again? 多明尼克,你能重複一下你的問題嗎?
Yeah? Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain? 安娜,你打算在英國呆多久?
Indefinitely. 無限期居留
She may be the face I can't forget 也許我無法忘記她的臉
The trace of pleasure or regret 帶著歡快或憂傷的表情
May be my treasure or the price I have to pay 我願意為她付出我的所有
- She may be the song that - What happened? - 她也許在唱歌 -結果怎樣?
- Summer sings - It was good. -夏天的歌 -非常好
May be the chill the autumn brings 也許秋天會帶來寒意
May be a hundred different things 也許一百件不同的事
Within the measure of a day 會在同一天發生
She may be the beauty or the beast 她也許是美女也許是野獸
May be the famine or the feast 也許食不果腹也許美酒佳餚
May turn each day into a heaven or a hell 可能每天會從天堂到地獄
She may be the mirror of my dream 她也許是我夢中的幻影
The smile reflected in a stream 是出現在夢中的笑容
She may not be what she may seems 也許她的內心深處
Inside her shell 和表面看來不同
She who always seems so happy in a crowd 她身處人群中似乎總是很快樂
Whose eyes can be so private and so proud 眼神中帶著神秘和驕傲
No one's allowed to see them 沒有人承認曾見過
When they cry 她哭泣的樣子
She may be the love that cannot hope to last 她也許並不想失去愛情
May come to me from shadows of the past 能擺脫過去的陰影走向我
That I remember till the day I die 我將至死不忘
She may be the reason I survive 她也許是我活著的理由
The why and wherefore I'm alive 是我至今仍活著的理由
The one I'll care for through the rough 我要扶持她走出困境
And ready years 時刻等候她的召喚
Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears 我會分享她的歡樂和憂傷
And make them all my souvenirs 讓它們成為我的記憶
For where she goes I've got to be 我將永遠追隨她
The meaning of my life is 這意味著我的一生只有
She 她
Oh, she 哦,她