双语合成：真金白人 Subtitles：Jazzzheng
翻译\校对：炫火飞云
热浴盆时光机
*调大点声！* Turn it up!
*把收音机调大点声！* Turn up the radio
*我需要音乐，让音乐来的更猛烈些吧* I need the music Give me some more
快，布次，还有三分钟 Come on, Boots, you have three minutes left.
你行的，是你找的我，记得吗？ You can do this. You came to me, remember?
这不是减肥，这是改变生活 It's not about losing weight. It's about a lifestyle change.
尼克，有客人找你 Nick, you have a customer.
像练习的那样说 Like we practiced.
马上就去，特瑞 Right away, Terry.
“你好，狗狗？” 'Sup, dawg?
哈！幽默 Oh. Ha! Funny.
- 是你们的店名 - 需要帮助吗，哥们？ - It's the name of the store. - What can I do for you, man?
博诺像这样有三天啦 Bono has been doing this for three days.
真他妈的恶心 It's fucking disgusting.
- 把它带这儿来 - 博诺，博诺，过来 - Bring him up here. - Bono, Bono, come.
- 博诺，上来！ - 别这样吼它！ - Bono, up! - Don't yell at him like that.
好吧，好吧，你要… Okay. Okay. Cool. You're gonna...
我还是看看… I might just look...
我们认识吗？ Do I know you?
我认识你 I know you.
你是“巧克力口红”乐队的歌手 You're the singer from Chocolate Lipstick.
你们以前，每周五晚上在吉姆·舍客演出 You guys used to play at the Jam Shack on Friday nights.
- 娘的！你居然记得那个？ - 你唱的真不错 - Damn! You remember that? - You were so good. Yeah.
老天，你现在还在唱吗？ Oh, my God, you still singing?
不唱了，都是过去的事啦 Nah. That was a long time ago.
你现在做什么？ Wow! What are you doing now?
帮狗抠大便 You get shit out of dogs' asses.
混的不错 That's great.
你开的是宝马吧？ You own a BMW?
是啊，看出来啦？ Yeah, can you tell?
好小子 Good boy.
（答录机） 亚当，我是卢，别挂电话，好吗？ Adam, it's Lou. Don't hang up, okay?
不是借钱，是嫌钱的事 It's not about money. It's about making money.
我俩联手，哥们 You and me, buddy.
是我 Hi, it's me.
我照你他妈的计划做了 So, I did everything according to your stupid fucking plan.
所有贴黄标签的东西，我都拿走了 I took everything with the yellow stickers
所有贴红标签的，留给你 and I left you everything with the red stickers.
你壁橱里面有几样东西没标签 There was some stuff in your closet with no stickers,
我堆了一堆，在后院一把火给烧了 so I threw that in a pile and burned it in the backyard.
烧的真爽 Seemed like the right thing to do.
多谢你，要了那只空塑料瓶 And thank you for claiming that empty plastic bottle.
原本我还准备在那上面，找找你的茬 I was prepared to fight you on that one.
还有，我在台子上给你留了样东西 Anyway, I left you something on the counter.
字字发自肺腑 It's from the heart.
你认为这样的安排怎么样（正面文字） 去你妈的（反面文字）
哦，最后一次事… Oh, and one last thing. Um...
电视贴的是红标签，不过，我带走了 The TVhad a red sticker on it, but I took it anyway.
再见 Bye.
低调点 Just keeping my head down.
今天，别让人整了，做做俯卧撑！ Not getting shivved today. Let's knock these reps out. Mmm! Mmm!
把灯打开，杰克，开窗户 Turn on a light, Jake. Open a window.
出去转转，上帝啊！ Go outdoors. Jesus Christ!
这星期为什么不出去转转呢？ Why don't you get out of the house this weekend, huh?
亚当叔，我出去能干什么呢？ What should I do out of the house, Uncle Adam?
不知道，找点实际的事做做 I don't know. Anything that corresponds with reality.
找份工作，或者上个大学 Apply for a job. Maybe try to go to college.
我不知道，这些事听起来意义不大 I don't know. That all sounds kind of overrated.
你不喜欢，你就搬回去和你妈住 You don't like it, you can move back in with your mom.
不行，搬不回去啦，她和新男朋友同居了 No, I can't actually. She moved in with her new boyfriend.
我绝不可能和他们住一起 I will not be anywhere near that.
她和她男朋友同居了？ She moved in with him?
没错，就是那个标本剥制员 Yeah, the taxidermist.
- 那做标本的现在在上我妈呢 - 凯莉 - The taxidermist is stuffing my mother. - Kelly.
她是你妹妹，你应该偶尔给她打个电话 看看她怎么样 She's your sister. You should call her once in a while. Check in.
也许她应该看看我怎么样，你说呢？ Well, maybe she should check in with me. Ever think of that?
有趣 Yeah. That's interesting.
听着，再过几分钟，我就要上法庭了 Listen, I've got a big court date in a few minutes.
- 要是没去成，我就惨了 - 你为什么要把时间浪费在… - Lf I miss it, I'm kind of screwed. - Why do you waste your time
这个什么《第二人生》狗屎游戏上面？ （第二人生为美国非常受欢迎的网络虚拟游戏） with that Second Life bullshit?
看看，你现在还在坐牢，你上星期就在牢里 Look at you, you're still in jail. You were in jail last week.
对，我是个犯人，就得牢底坐穿 Yeah. I'm a prisoner. It's called "doing hard time."
你就不能换个角色，比如武士、魔法师 兽人或者别的什么狗屎东西？ Can't you be like a warrior or a shaman or an Orc or some shit like that?
不行，在人的一生中，你得做一个选择 No, no. In life, you make choices,
并且，如果搞砸了，你就得承担后果 and if you screw up you have to pay for those choices.
你20了，可什么重大的选择都没做过 You're 20 years old, you haven't made an important choice in your life.
你在这瞎着急什么？你怎么啦？ What are you mad about? What is this?
我不知道，你有没有注意到，莉莉搬走了 I don't know if you noticed, but Lily moved out.
她把东西搬来搬去，就为了这个吗？ Is that what all the shuffling was?
Uh-huh.
你干什么错事啦？ What did you do?
什么也没干 I didn't do anything.
去你妈的！ No fucking way!
*你知道我是个梦想家* You know I'm a dreamer
*但我却有一颗赤子之心* But my heart's of gold
*昔日，我远走他方* I had to run away high
*只不愿归时蹉跎* *…* So I wouldn't come home low Just when things went...
*…伴歌而行吧* *你将永不孤单* ... song And you'll never be left all alone
*我回来了* I'm on my way
*家，甜蜜的家* Home sweet home
*今晚，就在今晚* *我回来了* Tonight, tonight I'm on my way
*家，甜蜜的家* Home sweet home
即使是在这些温和的美洲草原黄鼠之间 Even among the gentle prairie squirrels,
没有配偶的雄性势必要遭到羞辱性的待遇 The mate-less male is subjected to a humiliating ritual.
喂 Hello.
什么？ What?
操！ Fuck!
亚当 Hey. Adam.
好吗？哥们 - What's happening, man? - Hey.
你好吗？ You all right?
- 你好，考特妮 - 你好吗？ - Hi, Courtney. - Hey, how you doing?
- 见到你真高兴 - 我也是 - Nice to see you. - You, too.
- 是啊 - 不是地方 - Yeah. - Not here.
好久不见了 Long time.
是啊，你知道的… Yeah. You know...
- 工作太忙了 - 我明白 - Work's been crazy and... -I know.
- 我给你打过几次电话 - 对，对 - I called a couple of times. - Yeah. Yeah.
你非常忙，非常忙 Very, very busy.
你认为他这次是来真的 You think this is a real situation
还是像以前那样，只是昏了头？ or just one of his bullshit episodes?
我不知道 I don't know.
你永远搞不懂卢 You never know with Lou.
亚当，你女朋友好吗？ Well, hey, Adam, how's your girlfriend?
非常不好 Oh, really bad.
当我没问 Okay.
你又自由啦！ Happy times.
嘿，各位，我是杰夫医生，卢正在休息 Hi, folks. I'm Dr. Jeff. Lou's resting.
他不承认是自杀 He's denying that it was a suicide attempt
从医学角度来说，他现在身体很稳定 法律规定，他不能留这 and medically he's stable, so legally we can't keep him here.
但是我们认为，他需要监管两天 But we do think that he should be monitored for a few days.
他有家人吗？ Does he have any family?
卢的家里人都很讨厌他 Lou's family all kind of hate him.
那么，我想这就要由你们决定了，他的朋友 Okay. Well, then I guess it's up to you guys, his friends.
你们是他的朋友，是吧？ You are his friends, right?
我们对他来说，就是两个混蛋朋友，不过 他对我们来说，也是个混蛋，你懂吗？ It's like that friend who's the asshole. But he's our asshole, you know?
对 Right.
没错 Yeah.
杰佛瑞医生请到放射科来 Dr. Jefferies to radiology.
卢，他为什么这么做？ Lou. Why would he do this?
为什么？原因一大堆 Why? I mean, make a list.
酗酒，离婚 He's an alcoholic, he's divorced.
老婆和个牙买加人跑了 Wife ran off with that Jamaican guy.
每次做生意，都赔本 He's failed at every jive-ass money hustle he's ever tried.
欠了一屁股的债 He's in a mountain of debt.
- 他恨他的老妈 - 也恨他自己，他恨所有人 - He hates his mother. - He hates himself. He hates everybody.
- 他阳痿 - 还口臭 - He has erectile dysfunction. - He's got halitosis.
长了两颗小蛋蛋 He's got that runt ball.
Huh.
他说过，其中一颗已经缩的… He said one of his balls was shriveled up...
像颗发了霉的葡萄 - Oh, yeah. ...like a spoiled grape.
就像大熊队那个… Wasn't it that quarterback on the Bears
打球时，把蛋蛋撞碎的四分卫，对吗？ who had his ball crushed on the field. Right?
- 对 - 对 - Yeah. - Yeah.
82年那次吗？ - Right, right. - '82? Yeah, yeah.
- 虽然伤成那样，他后来又复出啦 - 像以前一样猛 - He came back from that, though. - Strong as ever.
- 他妈绝了 - 不过，我不知道卢怎么样 - Fuck yeah. - But I don't know about Lou.
- 他… - 没戏 - It's just like... - No.
他越来越倒霉 It's just like an accumulation of punishment.
去你妈的 Fuck you guys.
-哦! -嗨! - Oh! - Hey!
他醒了 There he is. Hey.
我他妈的听见你们说的话了，行了吧？ I can fucking hear everything you're saying, all right?
看看，谁醒了，你怎么样，哥们？ Look who's awake. What's up, man?
-嗨 -嗨，哥们\r} - Hey. - Hey, man.
你怎么样？ What's up?
你看起来像我一个叫尼克的朋友 You look just like my friend Nick.
你看起来像我朋友亚当 And you look like my friend Adam.
不过，你们肯定不是他们 因为我不停地打电话给他们 But you wouldn't be those guys because I've been calling and calling them,
- 可是他们谁也不回我电话 - 听着，讨厌鬼 - and they haven't returned my calls. - So, listen, Violator.
我和尼克给你准备了一点惊喜 Me and Nick got a little surprise for you.
很特别的事，我们三个都能干 Something special that the three of us can do.
又来了，你们俩 Come on. You guys.
- 你不好奇吗？ - 不！ - Are you curious? - No!
我没他妈想自杀 I didn't fucking try and kill myself.
我要想死，一定死的透透的 If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself.
这事我在行的很 I'd be awesome at it.
一枪爆头 A shotgun to the dick.
我很高兴你没那么干 I'm glad you didn't do it.
见到你们真高兴 It's good to see you guys, anyway.
出于好奇心，什么惊喜？ So, just out of curiosity, what's the surprise?
告诉他 Tell him.
科迪亚克… Ko-di-ak...
…谷 ...Valley.
他妈少来！ No fucking way!
- 没错，先生 - 没错 - Yes, sir. - Yeah.
- 妈的科迪亚克谷？ 太屌了！ - 没错，先生，爽吧！ - Fucking K-Vals? Holy shit! - Yes, sir. Bang!
我们去滑雪，去他妈好好乐一乐，对吗？ We fucking ski, right? We fucking rage.
到了夜里，爬上烟囱屋顶 带上一瓶苏格兰威士忌，喝个痛快！ Chimney Point at the end of the night with a bottle of scotch to wash it all down. Oh!
你们掏钱是吗？ And you guys are paying for the whole thing?
- 当然 - 是的 - Sure. - Yep.
我们今晚就出发 Let's go tonight.
- 明天出发 - 现在就走，现在就走 - We go tomorrow. - Let's go now. Let's go now.
我要把这些玩意摘掉，真不舒服 I just got to get rid of this thing. It's really uncomfortable.
等护士来摘吧 You should wait for the nurse or something.
我能搞定，我能搞定 I got it. I got it.
- 等一等，卢 - 不… - Hold on, Lou. - No, no, no, no.
让别人为你摘吧 Let somebody do that for you.
- 操 - 老天 - Oh, shit. - God.
溅到你身上了吗？ Did I get that on you?
- 没错 - 奶奶的！ - Yes, you did. - Damn it!
就是小便，别紧张，没别的 It's only pee. Relax, it's only pee.
- 卢在那儿 - 他已经喝上了 - There's Lou. - Good, he's drinking already.
看看这个衰人 Look at this shit.
还记得我12岁那年，他想要咬我吗？ Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me?
记得，可他…你活该 Yeah, but he... You had that coming.
- 讨厌鬼 - 卢 - Hey, Violator. -Lou.
他他妈在这干什么？ What the fuck is he doing here?
我见到你也很高兴， 卢 It's nice to see you, too, Lou.
“我见到你也很高兴， 卢” 去你妈的，雅各布 "Nice to see you, too, Lou." Fuck you, Jacob.
你就是坨屎，你心里清楚 You suck and you know it.
你毁了我他妈的周末 You just ruined my fucking weekend.
莉莉会回来的，相信我 Hey, Lily will come back. Trust me.
- 不，她不会的 - 不，她不会的 - No, she won't. - No, she won't.
她认为我根本就是一混蛋 She basically thinks I'm an asshole, you know?
一个自说自划的，胡思乱想的混蛋… Like a completely self-absorbed, delusional...
- 有道理 - 自恋狂 - She's got a point. - Narcissistic.
- 去你妈的 - 这样很好 - Fuck you. - You're better off.
相信我的话，看看我 Take my word for it. Look at me.
去他妈的老婆，哥们，去他妈的小孩 Fuck wives, man. Fuck kids.
一定要痛下决心 不然他们会拿走你所有的东西 Lock it down or they will take everything from you.
奶奶的！你给谁发短信？ God damn it! Who the fuck are you texting with?
一个朋友 Just a friend of mine.
男的，女的？ Male or fucking female?
搞搞清，我有很多女朋友 For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends.
全是辣妹 Hot ones.
你有很多男朋友，全是同性恋 You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.
嗨，看看这个 Hey, hey, hey, check this out.
为了今晚的泡澡，我带了满满一袋子酒 I brought a regulation bar for tubbing tonight.
很好 Nice.
这儿有伏特加，他娘的龙舌兰 I've got vodka, fucking Tequilles O'Neals.
还有一样东西，你们会喜欢的，看看这个 You guys are gonna love this. Check this out.
切诺布利 Chernobly.
俄罗斯红牛 （注：Chernobly是一种非法的俄罗斯功能性饮料） It's like the Russian Red Bull.
这里面放的鬼玩意，在这儿是违法的 It's got shit in it that's not even legal here.
什么鬼玩意？ Like what shit?
我他妈怎么知道，哥们？ How the fuck am I supposed to know, dude?
就知道是违法的 But it's illegal.
我们为什么不去皮里科呢？只有一半的路程 （注：皮里科是美国一家娱乐休闲公司 在全美开有很多赌场和休闲中心） Hey, why didn't we just go to Pinnacle? It would have taken, like, half the time.
去科迪亚克谷，你一定不虚此行，相信我 你这年纪去那，正合适 You wanna go to Kodiak Valley, trust me. You're at the right age for it.
- 真的？ - 真的 - Really? - Yeah.
在那儿，没人查你身份证 每个人都能泡到小妞 Nobody gets carded and everybody gets laid.
科迪亚克谷！科迪亚克谷！… K-Val! K-Val! K-Val!
… - K-Val! K-Val! - K-Val! K-Val!
科迪亚克谷到了！ Oh, shit! K-Val!
就这儿吗？这儿就是号称最酷的小镇吗？ This? This is the coolest town ever?
操！这儿原来是安佐老爸比萨店 Fuck! That used to be Papa Enzo's.
我和詹妮·斯特梅就是在那儿分的手除了 I broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer there.
- 我忘了你为什么和她分手的？ - 我不知道 - What made you break up with her, again? - I don't know.
高三的时候，我们把第一次给了对方 We swapped virginities junior year.
那年，我们除了听音乐，就是做爱 All we did was listen to records and have sex.
她无与伦比，我是说，她真的无与伦比 And she was epic, I mean she was... She was epic.
没错，哥们，她绝对正点 Yeah, man. She was hot.
我们分手的时候，她气极了 And then when I broke up with her, she was so mad,
她气的要用叉子叉我的眼睛 she practically stabbed me in the eye with a fork.
实际上，她真叉了我的眼睛 Actually, she did stab me in the eye with a fork.
她是个打着灯笼也难找的正点妞，哥们 She was a one-percenter, man.
- 不错 - 从那以后，你是一年不如一年 - Yeah. - All downhill from there.
那是一件大事，初恋 That was a big one. First love.
往昔爱人 The one that got away.
初恋 The great white buffalo.
- 没错 - 没错 - Yeah. - Yeah.
你们说什么？ The great what?
初恋 Great white buffalo.
说这么小声干什么？ Why are you guys whispering?
初恋 Great white buffalo.
当我白说，谢谢俩位 That was really helpful, you guys. Thank you.
瞧这地方 Look at this place.
现在，让我来预言一下后面的情节 I'm gonna make a prediction right now.
我们中的一个将会开始写一本小说 然后大雪封山 One of us is gonna start writing a novel, and then we all get snowed in,
然后，卢用斧子把我们都给杀喽 （小子正在借用《闪灵》的情节） and then Lou's gonna ax murder all of us.
干你娘 Motherfuck.
什么味？ What's that smell?
臭猫 Fucking cats.
猫真多啊，这地方真差 Kind of a lot of cats. This sucks.
- Hi. - Hi.
我订了房，韦伯·阿格纽？ You got a reservation For Webber-Agnew?
对不起，叫什么？ Sorry. What was that name again?
韦伯·阿格纽，韦伯·阿格纽 Webber-Agnew. Webber and Agnew.
我这有个叫“尼克·韦伯·阿格纽”的 I got a "Nick Webber-Agnew."
对不起，什么？你刚才说什么？ I'm sorry, excuse me. What? What did you just say?
韦伯·阿格纽？ Webber-Agnew?
韦伯他妈的阿格纽 Webber-fucking-Agnew?
你用了你老婆的姓，你成了他妈的倒插门？ You took your wife's last name? You're a fucking hyphenate?
如今，很多男人都这么做，社会进步了 A lot of dudes are doing it. It's progressive.
不，没男人这么做 No. No dudes are doing it.
你看起很进步，这么做算进步吗？ You look like a progressive guy. Is that progressive?
- 你会这么做吗？ - 不会 - Would you do that? No. - No.
人家还留着山羊胡子 And he has a goatee.
你看这家伙是不是不太平衡？ Does this guy seem a little imbalanced to you?
- 别这么说 - 人家就在前面，住嘴 No. Come on. He's right there. Shut up.
让我帮你一把手 Let me give you a hand with that.
Hey!
我不会再说第二遍！ I am not going to tell you again!
我能应付 I can handle it.
这家伙真他妈不知好歹 This guy's a fucking dick.
- 别说了，人家是个残疾人 - 他能听见 Shh. He's disabled. He can hear you.
听见怎么样？因为鼓不了掌 So what? He's exempt from common fucking courtesy
就可以不讲礼貌吗？ 'cause he can't start a round of applause?
他用一只手打飞机吗？ He's gotta jerk off one-handed?
我是说，当然，我也不用两只手 上点油什么的 I mean, I certainly don't take my hands and I put them together and oil them up...
420房，我们的老房间，瞧瞧 Hey, 420. Our old room. Check it out.
- 不麻烦了 - 那些是我的 - That's okay man. -Oh! Those are mine.
我自己来 I'll just get those.
现在该给服务员小费啦 This is the part where you tip the guy that helped you out.
我不付钱的… I'm not the guy that...
尼克，给人小费 Nick, pay the man something.
- 我付，没事 - 这地方看起来像个猪窝 - I got it. Don't worry. - This place looks like shit!
那家伙怎么啦？ What happened to that guy?
看这个，它还在这儿 Check this shit out. It's still there.
亚当舔鸡鸡 Adam sucks cocks 'n' dicks.
- 你的杰作 - 把你搞火了 - It's your best work. - Fucking burned you.
- 火喽！ - 各位，来看看这个 - Burned! - Hey, guys, come take a look at this.
我们有大浴缸啦 We got a hot tub.
- 老天 - 可怜的小东西 - Sweet Jesus! - Poor little fella.
这绝对不能接受，对吗？ This is obviously unacceptable, right?
我们下楼，叫个家伙来修一下？ We call downstairs, get somebody to fix this?
有人饿了吗？ Is anybody else hungry?
火爆点，好吗？ A little school spirit this time, huh?
- 好的，哥们 - 认真点玩 - We're in, man. - Just play it like you fucking mean it.
就像那样 - Like that. - Yeah.
我想召个妓，来操操我们哥几个 Yes, I would like to get a hooker to fuck me and my friends.
什么？亚当，我不干 What? Adam, I'm not doing that.
口误 Whatever, semantics.
我要个伴游女郎 用她的小妹妹来伴伴我们的小弟弟 I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina.
还有，我要图片上的那个女孩 I want the girl in the picture, too.
不要傻妞 No tomfoolery.
- 我不管，叫她起来 - 你听见他说的话了吗？ - Wake her up, I don't care. - Will you listen to him?
她能玩4P吗？ Does she do four?
3P呢？ What about three?
- 很好，雅各布，没你的份 - 好，很好 - Okay. Jacob, you're out. - Okay. Good.
- 要3000块 - 我不来，我结过婚啦 - I need $3,000. - I'm not in. I'm married.
亚当，我需要2000块，就我和你两个，哥们 Adam, I need $2,000. Me and you, buddy.
- 来嘛 - 我不玩，讨厌鬼 - Come on. - I'm out there, Violator.
先生，我一会再打给你好吗？ Can I call you back, sir?
- 好的，谢谢，再见 - 先生？ - Okay. Thank you. Bye. - Sir?
让我们好好乐乐，留一段回忆，好吗？ Let's do something fun. Let's create a memory, huh?
我们搞点可卡因，再闯进一所学校 Let's get some cocaine and break into a school.
或者偷辆警车或者搞点别的什么飞机，好吗？ Or steal a cop car or some shit, huh?
- 你有利他林吗？ - 没有 （注：利他林为中枢兴奋剂） - Do you have Ritalin? - No.
别他妈骗我，你们都有利他林 Don't fucking lie to me. Every one of you people have Ritalin.
- 没有，我没有 - 对不起，你可能有利他林 - No, I don't. - I'm sorry. You probably do have Ritalin.
我有点络艾塞半，但药效不同 （注：络艾塞半为安定药） I have some Ativan, but it's different.
- 我们把它塞屁眼里 - 给我 - Let's stick it up our asses. - Just give it to him.
不行，它不是栓剂 No. It's not a suppository.
没关系，弄碎了，放在温纸巾里 It doesn't matter. You crush it, you put it in a warm paper towel,
用温水一过，再塞进屁眼里，肯定行的 run it under warm some water and you stick it right up your ass. That works.
你把纸巾也塞进屁眼里吗？ You put the paper towel up your ass, too?
- 你把它弄碎了… - 我有个主意 - You crush up the... - Hey, I got an idea,
- 我们为什么不玩投硬币呢？ - 什么？ - why don't we just play quarters? - What?
我都不知道我他妈要干什么，老子要郁闷啦 I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I'm getting really sad.
你懂我在说什么吗？ You know what I'm talking about?
我要去厕所，静一静 I'm gonna go to the bathroom and be alone with my own thoughts.
谁知道，在那里面会发生什么事 Who knows what's gonna happen up there.
谁知道，我会发生什么事 你们最好赶快想点好玩的活动 Who knows what's gonna happen. You better plan something fun.
老天！ Jesus!
胆小鬼，我要去跳舞啦 Pussies. I'm going dancing.
我不知道，哥们 也许来这确实不是个好主意 I don't know, man. Maybe coming here was a bad idea.
是的 Yeah.
如果他自杀了，我们能回家吗？ If he kills himself, can we go home?
真不敢相信，这就是那间 Hard to believe this is the very room
给了我们最快乐的周末的房间 we had some of the best weekends of our lives.
真的？就在这间房？ Really? In this room right here?
怎么可能？ How?
那时我们很年轻，很有冲劲 一个个都很招人喜欢 We were young. We had momentum. We were winning.
我们以前是最好的朋友 We were best friends.
你什么意思，“以前”？ What do you mean, "were" best friends?
你懂我的意思，哥们 那时候每个人心中还有着一份关心之情 You know what I mean, man. Everybody seemed to care more.
觉得事事都很重要 Everything seemed to matter more back then.
管它呢 Whatever.
瞧啊，他们肯定修好了 Check it out. They must have fixed it.
上啊！ Come on!
水温怎么样，讨厌鬼？ How's the water, Violator? Oh, man.
你们快点进来，人生因此改变 You guys gotta get in here. It's gonna fucking change you.
等等，为什么你要全裸？ Wait, why are you naked?
- 你们都全裸吗？ - 没错 You're all getting naked? Yep.
你们不觉得有点怪怪的… You don't think it's a little weird,
一帮男人一起趴在一个大浴缸里，还全裸着？ a bunch of guys just piling up in a big bathtub together, naked?
你是不是害怕有人会看你？ Are you afraid that some of these people might see you?
对不起，恕我直言， I'm sorry. If I'm being honest,
一帮全裸的家伙趴在身边，我绝对不舒服 I'm not totally comfortable being around a bunch of other naked dudes.
这叫哥们感情，懂吗？ 你没看过电影《惊骑之旅 》吗？ It's called male bonding, okay? Haven't you even seen Wild Hogs?
好啦，给我们拿点零食来 Fine, get us some snacks.
你知道吗？豁去出了 You know what? Fuck it.
我不脱内裤 I'm leaving my underwear on.
真厚道，闭嘴！ Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Shut up!
奶奶的，和你们又回到这真好，哥们 Damn, it's good to be here with you all again, man.
- 和你们又回到这真好 - 没错 - It's good to be back here with you guys. - Yep.
为我们的快乐时光干杯！ I want to toast to the good times.
还有你，小子，一起干 And you, too, young blood. Come on in, here.
Yeah!
*老子的生活看起来有点野* This style seems wild
*别忙着把我看扁喽* Wait before you treat me like a stepchild
*让我说说为什么他们抓了我* Let me tell you why they got me on file
*因为我给了你们，没有的东西* 'Cause I give you what you lack
*一针见血* *指控我违法有害，我承认* Come right and exact I stand accused of doing harm
*因为我比炸弹的声音还爆* 'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
*来吧 来吧 再大声点* Come on Come on, louder
*来吧 来吧* Come on Come on
- 加油，讨厌鬼！ - 我要吐了 - Go, Violator! - I'm gonna throw up.
吐外面！吐外面！ Snap out of it! Out the tub! Out the tub!
没事了，没事了 I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
*我是强悍的士兵，强到骨子里，强到骨子里* I am a rock hard trooper To the bone, the bone, the bone
*高大威猛* *就像顽石一块* Full grown Consider me stone
*让我再对你说一次* Once again and I say it for you to know
*队伍时刻准备着* *我咆哮着“冲啊”* The troop is always ready I yell "Geronimo"
*你们中央情报局，我不是开玩笑* Your CIA, you see I ain't kiddin'
*国王和X都被他们干掉了* Both King and X They got rid of both
*不是我吹，不是我唱* And not the braggin' or boastin'and plus
*他们为什么窃听我的电话，已不是秘密* It ain't no secret why they're tappin'my phone
*尽管秘密已露* Although I can't keep it a secret
*我还是决定照干* So I decided to kick it, yo
*不错，是有点棘手* And yes it weighs a ton
*我再说一遍* I say it once again
*他们窃听我的电话，让我不得安宁* Tappin'my phone They never leave me alone
*因为我比炸弹还爆* 'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
小朋友 Hey, little buddy.
哥们 Dude.
松鼠跑哪儿去了？ Where did the squirrel go?
好极了！好极了！ Yeah. Yeah!
- 这儿就是高难滑雪段吗？ - 靠！ This is the black diamond? Shit.
- 太可怕啦 - 你胆子也太小了吧？ Terrifying. That's all you got?
- 我不记得是这样 - 你们怎么说，小子们？ I don't remember this. What do you think, boys?
冲下去 Tips down.
他妈的冲下去，就现在 Tips fucking down, right away.
我们开始吧 Let's ride.
我像回到了19岁！ I feel 19 again!
他滑的是什么板？ What is that?
住手， 卢！ Stop it, Lou.
住手， 卢！ Stop it, Lou!
Whoo!
穿越！ Coming through!
你奶奶的小子！ You goddamn kids!
速度慢点！ - Slow down! - Hey!
撞啦，婊子们！ Yard sale, bitches!
靠！ Fuck!
- 死了 - 你们还活着吗？操！ - We dead. - Are you guys alive? Holy fuck.
从各方面而言 我们现在的情况应该糟的很，但我… By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now, but I...
我感觉很棒 I kind of feel great.
我感觉太好了 I feel crazy right now.
我感觉太棒了！ I feel fantastic!
我想找个东西操一下！ I wanna fuck something!
- 他们在那 - 我看见了，切斯，谢谢 - There they are. - I see it, Chaz. Thanks.
那家伙用的什么板？ What is that one plank thing that guy's got?
管它呢，摔死他 I don't care. It's going up his ass.
干的漂亮，菜鸟！ Way to go, rookie!
好极了 Wow! Nice.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...
在我的山上，不允许用滑板整人 Those are the kind of ski shenanigans I don't allow on my mountain.
哦 得了 哥们 Yeah. Come on, guys.
你看什么，小妞？ What are you looking at, Nancy?
没有，我… No. I mean...
瞧，这是“龙威小子3”上的那个蠢货 Hey, look, it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III.
我认识那家伙 I know that guy.
各位 Hey, guys.
这星期是不是有什么奇怪的怀旧活动？ Is there some kind of weird retro thing going on this weekend?
没信号 Can't get any bars.
莫蒂！是我恰克！ Morty! Yeah, it's Chuck.
你不会相信，我是在哪给你打的电话，哥们 You're never gonna believe where I'm calling you from, man.
我在山上，用着移动电话！ I'm on a mountain on my phone! Yeah.
愿赌服输，输我2块 Yeah, well, a bet's a bet. I want my $2.
告诉过你们，情况不对 I'm telling you, something weird is going on.
(电视）订制你的MTV Demand your MTV.
我要MTV I want my MTV.
安-全 S-A-F-E-T-Y
安全 跳舞! Safe, dance!
发型不错 I love your hair.
（我有个问题） I have a question.
（仍然无法证实那是真的） ... can still tell me that's true.
（但事实和证据表明…） But the facts and the evidence tell me it is...
这哥们在玩卡带机 Dude is rocking a cassette player.
别紧张，我相信… Just relax. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation
- 关于这些鬼玩意，一定有个合理的解释 - 别他妈让我别紧张 - for all this shit. - Don't fucking tell me to relax.
冷静 I said relax for a minute.
还有穿护腿的？ Leg warmers?
留鬈发的？ Jheri curl?
（衣服上的字为“哪儿有猛男？”） （源自80年代的一则商业广告） "Where's the beef?"
小姐，打扰一下 请问迈克尔·杰克逊什么肤色？ Excuse me, miss, what color is Michael Jackson?
黑色 Black.
等一下！对不起，对不起 Hold on! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
尼克，别这样，尼克！ Nick, come on, man! Nick! Nick!
他妈是谁来了？ Who the fuck is that?
也许是阿什顿来告诉我们，被整了什么的 （阿什顿一直在主持一个整人真人秀） That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now telling us we've been punked or whatever.
-好的 -来吧 来吧 - Okay. - Come on. Come on.
伙计们，我给你们送行李来了 Hey. Hey, guys. I've got your luggage.
他有两只手，抓住他！ He's got both arms. Get him!
- 干嘛？ - 检查一下他的手臂 - What? - Check his arm.
- 你们要强奸我吗？ - 等一下，停，我们要强奸他吗？ - Are you raping? - Wait! Hold on! Are we raping him?
谁也不奸谁！ Nobody's raping anybody!
你不是一只手吗，混蛋？ Where's your missing arm, motherfucker?
上帝！这真是我的手！ Hey! God! That's my arm!
- 假的！ - 真的！ - It's fake! - It's real!
上面有雀斑，操！ It's got freckles on it and shit!
不用让我废话了吧？ Do I really got to be the asshole that says
我们进了这个大浴缸，回到了过去？ we got in this thing and went back in time?
它肯定是什么浴缸时光机 It must be some kind of hot tub time machine.
- 我的旧家当 - 看看这玩意！ Wow, my old stuff. Look at this shit, man.
- 你有个水烟管？ - 是的 - You have a bong? - I did.
“艾迪长存”这件T恤让我他妈泡了一打妞 （艾迪长存是80年代电影”叛逆狂热”第2部的片名） "Eddie Lives." This shirt got me so much fucking pussy.
这你算什么？ You wanna see what got a lot of pussy?
这个录音机是干什么的？ What's the tape recorder for?
- 录磁带 - 我要小便 - Recording tape. - I gotta take a piss.
- 这件夹克在这 - 你娘的！ - This jacket right here, baby. - Holy fuck!
你是亨特·汤普森吗？ （亨特·汤普森是个离经叛道的作家兼记者 14岁起开始抽烟，喝酒，吸毒） What are you, Hunter S. Thompson?
- 曾经以为是 - 那是可卡因吗？ I thought I was. Is that coke?
你他妈以为是什么，婴儿爽身粉吗？ What the fuck you think it is? Baby powder?
等一下，这怎么可能呢？ 我们能就这事儿谈一会吗？ Wait. How is this happening? Can we talk about this for a minute?
操！86年的冬令营，我们在这过的 Holy fuck! Winterfest '86. We were here, man.
- 伙计们 - 另一个我们也在这 - Guys. - We are here.
- 如果我们撞上自己会发生什么？ - 伙计们！ - What if we run into ourselves? - Guys!
我们撞上自己，就会爆炸 We see ourselves and we blow up and explode or some shit.
到这儿来！ Get in here!
你没看过他妈的“时空特警”吗？ （时空特警是尚格·云顿94年的片子） Didn't you all fucking see Timecop?
你娘的！快他妈到这儿来！ God damn it! Get the fuck in here right now!
没人想看你的大便，卢 Nobody wants to see your giant shit, Lou.
干嘛？ What, man?
我们不会撞上我们自己了 Yeah, we're not gonna run into ourselves.
我们就是我们自己 We are ourselves.
为什么我们变年轻了，你却没变样呢？ Why are we in our young bodies and you in your regular body?
- 鬼知道 - 你是不是应该隐形… - I don't know. - Shouldn't you be invisible?
或者在某个家伙的睾丸里游泳吗？ Or swimming around some guy's ball sack?
不知道，因为你们当时是存在的 我却不存在 I know. Because you guys exist here and I don't.
你为什么一闪一闪的？ Hey, why are you flickering?
- 什么？ - 什么？什么？谁一闪一闪的？ - What? - What? What? Who flickered?
- 他闪了 - 他又开始闪了 - He did. - He's flickering.
我需要你摸摸我的手臂或别的地方 看看我是不是真人，好吗？ I need you to touch my arm or something to see if I'm still real, okay?
看看你能不能用手臂，从我身体里穿过去 Just see if you can put your hand through me.
没事了 Okay.
感觉不错 That's good.
我的身体是存在的，我认为是好事 I'm physically still here. That's good, I think.
你看起来就像“欢乐小子” （欢乐小子是80年代活跃于纽约的说唱、喜剧组合 尼克的发型就是在模仿他们） You look like Kid 'N Play.
他们是两个人 That's actually two people.
我就知道这次旅行没什么好事 I knew this trip was a bad idea.
每次我和你混一起，就会发生倒霉事 Every time I hang out with you, man, it's some kind of shit storm.
不带你旅行，我觉得很内疚 现在，我回到了80年代 I got guilted into coming on this trip and now I'm back in the fucking '80s.
我恨这年代！ And I hate this decade!
也许这是你他妈的错！ Maybe it's your fucking fault!
你是个他妈的保险代理，你专门给人找倒霉 You're a fucking insurance salesman, you're practically the devil.
伙计们！科学上，这是有可能的 Guys! This is scientifically possible.
上帝，霍金教授，用你的电脑音 Oh, my God. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice
对我说说怎么个科学法 how this is scientifically possible.
我写过“星际之门”的影迷小小说 All right, I write Stargate fan fiction,
我认为我有发言权 so I think I know what I'm talking about right now.
我差点昏过去，你这个呆子 I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork.
这个浴缸很显然是某个能量漩涡，没错吧？ Okay. The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right?
就像一个黑洞 Like a black hole.
通常是在太空里 But, instead of being in space,
而这个是在热浴缸里 it's in a hot tub.
时间不是一条直线，我们以为是直的！ Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way!
- 干嘛？ - 就像“终结者”一样！ - What? - Like The Terminator!
时间无始无终，对吗？ It's cyclical, right?
时光机把施瓦辛格送回去，杀莎拉·康纳 The machines send Schwarzenegger back to kill Sarah Connor
那么约翰·康纳就不会出生了 so that John Connor could never be born.
但是，如果约翰·康纳 不把迈克·比恩送回去保护她 But if John Connor don't send Michael Biehn back to protect her,
他们就不会上床 约翰·康纳根本就不会出生 then they never fuck, and John Connor ain't born in the first place!
- 没错 - 说的对 - It checks out. - Yeah, that's pretty good.
等，等，翻翻他妈的抽屉 看看刻的字在不在里面 Wait, wait, check the fucking drawer. See if the carving's there.
翻翻他妈的抽屉 Check the fucking drawer.
操！ Fuck!
没了 It's gone.
真的发生了 This shit is real.
你20年前刻的字，骂我“舔鸡鸡” The carving you made 20 years ago, about me sucking cocks and dicks,
- 没了 - 等一下 - it's not there. - Wait.
“鸡鸡”中的第一个“鸡”字在吗？ Is "cocks" still there?
- 不在，没有 - 第二个“鸡”字在吗？ - Nothing. I mean, it's not there. - What about "dicks"?
一个”鸡“字也没有，连“舔”字也没有 Neither "cocks," nor "dicks," nor "sucks."
老天！ Oh, God!
没戏了 That's it.
我们被困在80年代啦！ We stuck in the fucking '80s!
我到哪找工作呢？ How am I supposed to get a job?
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
看起来，你们烧坏了… Looks like you burned out your...
靠，时间控制器烧坏了 Heck, you fried your timing crossover.
把那个放下，好吗，先生？ Would you mind putting that down, sir,
放下煤铲，别伤着人，好吗？ that coal shovel, before somebody gets hurt?
有人给你打电话吗？ Did somebody call you?
稍等 Excuse me one minute.
谁会打电话给我们？ Who ever calls us?
内线电话，没人会接，对吗？ And who answers when the call comes from within? Huh?
我以为也许可以从别的澡盆上找一个 给你们换上 I thought maybe I could pull the part from one of the other tubs.
结果，你们这个是个很特殊的型号 But it turns out this is a very special model that you have here.
你们得多加小心 You've got to be very careful, I tell you.
一件事被改变，整个系统全部崩溃 One little thing is changed, the whole system can go haywire.
你们明白我在说什么吗？ Do you understand what I'm saying?
只要一件事被改变，整个系统全部崩溃 The whole system can go haywire if you change one little thing.
等一下，这样我们就能回去吗？ Wait a minute. We need that to get back in time?
你们已经“回去”啦 Well, you're back here.
我是说，很显然，你们曾经都来过这里 科迪亚克谷 I mean, I can tell you've all been to Kodiak Valley before.
- 我没来过 - 也许这个妹妹没来过 - I haven't. - Maybe not her,
但我知道你们曾经来过 but I know that you were here.
你知道发生了什么事，是吗，老头？ You know what's going on here, don't you, old man?
是的 Yes, I do.
你们的浴缸出了问题，需要你们去修理 Your tub is on the fritz. It'd behoove you to fix it.
什么？ What?
浴缸开始工作了 It's working.
- 妈的，还是有问题 - 妈的 - Damn. I think it's still broke. - Shit.
他到哪去啦？ Where'd he go?
那个混蛋肯定有份参与这件事 That motherfucker's in on it, man.
他刚才说的，什么不能改变事件的鬼话 是什么意思？ What was all that cryptic shit he was saying about not changing one little thing?
我完全明白他的意思，他在说蝴蝶效应 （蝴蝶效应指在一个动力系统中，初始条件下微小的变化 能带动整个系统发生长期的巨大的连锁反应 I know exactly what he meant. He was talking about the butterfly effect.
那是部他妈的好电影 （《蝴蝶效应》同时也是艾什顿·库奇主演的科幻片） That was a great fucking movie.
小小的改变会发生一连串的连锁反应 并且会影响所有的事 One little change has a ripple effect and it affects everything else.
蝴蝶扇一扇翅膀 Like, a butterfly floats its wings
东京就会爆炸，或者在别的地方发生海啸 and Tokyo explodes, or there's a tsunami in, like, somewhere.
哥们，你说的对，或许你踩死一只虫子 他妈的互联网就不会被发明出来了 Dude, yes, exactly. Or you step on a bug and the fucking Internet's never invented.
那么，你想和小妞说话，就只能用嘴说了 Then you have to talk to girls with your mouth.
不错，不过，我关心更大的后果 例如我将不会出生 Yeah. I was more concerned about bigger consequences, like me not being born.
这事我不介意 Oh, yeah. No, I don't care about that.
可问题是，我们20年前做了什么呢？ The point is, what did we do 20 years ago?
现在，让我们好好想想 我们得分毫不差地做相同的事 Let's figure it out right now. We gotta do the exact same thing.
- 我当时有个演出 - 没错 - I had that gig. - That's right.
你当时在台上，唱的狂差 You got up on stage and you were wildly mediocre.
你的演艺事业就此完完 And that led to nothing of a career.
首先，问候你母亲，你个混蛋！ Okay, first of all, fuck you, motherfucker!
我本来应该有发展的 I could have had a career,
但我结了婚，选择了一条不同的路 but I got married and I went a different way.
什么路？毁灭之路吗？ Which way is that? The way that sucked?
你上过一个粉丝，对吗？ Didn't you also bang that groupie?
- 她叫什么来着？ - 泰娜 - What was her name? - Tara.
你上过她，你得再上她一次 You banged her. You got to go do that again.
我是上了她，但，操，现在我结婚了！ I did do that. But, fuck, no, I'm married!
我不能再在热浴缸里花天酒地啦 I can't go around banging girls in hot tubs.
尼克，现在是1986年 你没可能背判一个你还不认识的人 Nick, it's 1986. You can't cheat on someone you don't know yet.
你还不认识考特妮 You haven't even met Courtney.
说说，你干过什么 Lucifer, itinerary please.
没什么特别的 Uh... Nothing really happened.
我也上了一个小妞，我要再上她一次 I actually fucked a chick, too. So I'll just do that.
我好像记得你给人狠揍了一顿 I seem to remember you getting your ass whooped.
没错 Oh, yeah. That's right.
那个雪地巡逻员 结结实实地喂了你一顿老拳 That ski patrol dude pummeled you like it was his job.
- 我不记得有这回事 - 我记得 - Yeah, no. I don't remember it that way. - I do.
他把你揍的号啕大哭，还尿了裤子 Yeah. He fucked you up. You cried and peed.
去他妈的！这完全是他妈的胡说八道！ Fuck this, man! This is fucking bullshit!
你能不能替别人着想一下？ Would you just think of somebody other than yourself, man?
- 我们是4个人 - 那是他妈80年代，哥们 - There's four of us. - It's the fucking '80s, guys!
让我们想怎么玩，就怎么玩，性爱自由！ Let's do what we wanna do. Free love!
那是60年代的口号，蠢猪 That's the '60s, dipshit.
不对，我们有里根和艾滋病 我们他妈出去吧，好吗？ No, we had, like, Reagan and AIDS. Let's get the fuck out of here, okay?
别犯混，讨厌鬼！ Do the right thing, Violator.
奶奶的！真他妈的扯淡！ God damn it! This is fucking bullshit!
就在今晚，你甩了詹妮·斯特梅 Tonight's the night you broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer.
- 靠 - 她还叉了… - Shit. - Yeah, you got stabbed
你他妈的眼睛！ in the fucking eyeball tonight!
哥们，要帮手吗？ Hey, man, do you want backup?
不行，蝴蝶效应不会让我这么干的 I can't, the butterflies won't let me.
亚当？你们在里面吗？ Yo, Adam? You guys in there?
靠！ Oh, shit.
你在这儿！ There you are. Hey!
今天早上，你们怎么没到缆车上找我们？ How come you guys didn't meet us at the chair lift this morning?
你说过，让我看你滑雪的 You were going to show me some moves.
宝贝，我好想你 Hi, baby. I missed you.
我一定是忘了 I must have forgot.
变态，这巴掌是为曼蒂打的 Perv. That's from Mandy.
新来的，你好吗？ - Hey, new guy. What's up? - Hey.
我们住214房，我要去准备啦 So we're in 214. I'm gonna go get ready.
- 好 - 待会去我房间好吗？ - Okay. - Meet me in my room, okay?
- 好 - 好 - Okay. - Okay.
睡衣好漂亮，尼克，你真帅 Love the PJs, Nick. You look hot.
“毒药”乐队今晚有演出 Poison's tonight.
Wow!
我不记得她原来这么他妈漂亮 I don't remember her being that fucking beautiful.
屁股好紧 And tight.
她真的好紧 She's so tight.
真他妈紧！ She's really fucking tight!
她真是个百年一遇的妞 She's the great white buffalo, man.
- 初恋 - 初恋 - Great white buffalo. - Great white buffalo.
闭嘴 Don't start that.
- 初恋 - 初恋 - Great white buffalo. - Great white buffalo.
我为什么会她和分手？ Why did I ever break up with her? Why would I break up with her?
无所谓了 重要的是你要和她再分一次手，对吗？ Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 'Cause you have to do it again. Right?
对，对，对 Right, right, right.
待会我们在这集中 All right. We're all gonna meet back here.
希望到时候，浴缸已经被修好了 我们他妈就能回去了 Hopefully that hot tub's fixed and we can get the fuck out of here.
让我们像当年一样，派对吧 Okay, let's party like it's 1986.
一起数，一、二、三？ All right. On three?
一、二、三… - One, two, three... - One, two, three...
- 热浴缸时光机 - 等一下… - Hot tub time machine! - Wait...
我们在说...什么意思... What are we... What's the...
谁说的“热浴缸时光机”？ Who said, "Hot tub time machine?"
我们没有告诉你新的口号吗？ We didn't tell you about the new thing, with our hands?
- 没有， - 数到三，我们… - No. - On three, we always...
从现在开始，我们一起说“热澡盆时光机” From now on, we're gonna say, "Hot tub time machine."
我告诉过你，这口号真他妈蠢 I told you, I think that's fucking stupid.
你刚才也在厕所 You were in the bathroom.
这象征我们的友谊 No, but this is a real bonding event for us.
这可不是天天都会发生的事 This doesn't happen all the time.
- 来吧 - 我告诉你，这口号真蠢 - Come on. - I'm telling you, it's stupid.
- 就这一次 - 你想怎么说，都行 - Do it once. - Do what you want to do.
少数服从多数 It would have been 3-to-1 anyway.
一、二、三… One, two, three...
“热浴缸时光机”！ ...hot tub time machine!
感觉很棒，承认吧 It felt good. Admit it.
Hey!
我们开始派对吧！ Let's get this party started!
今晚谁送我回家？ Who is carrying me home tonight?
妈？ Mom?
- 上帝 - 凯丽 - Sweet fucking Lord. - Kelly.
- 老弟，尼古拉斯 - 美女 - Hey, bro, Nicholas. - Hey, girl.
- 这书呆子是谁？ - 他是你儿子 - Who's the geek? - He's your son.
这么说，不太合适 That's not appropriate.
我叫阳光 I'm sun... Sunshine.
阳光 Sunshine.
我来这，照亮你的生活 'Cause I'm here to brighten your day.
他是雅各布，你的… That's Jacob. Your...
他很酷的 He's totally cool.
- 他看起来可不怎么样 - 他不怎么样 - He doesn't look cool. - He's not that cool.
凯丽 Hey, Kelly.
卢·多臣… Lou Dorchen. Yeah...
- 你不记得啦？ - 我什么都不记得 - You don't remember this? - I don't remember everything.
怎么回事？我他妈要疯了 What the fuck, man? This is freaking me the fuck out.
离开了地下室，你见什么都说要发疯 You freak out every time you leave the basement.
好了，小子们，穿上雪地靴 All right, kiddies, get your snow boots on
今晚会有一场暴风雪 because tonight there is gonna be a blizzard.
真的吗？天气看起来很好 Really? It looked pretty clear out.
有人想爽一下吗？ Anybody wanna go for a little sleigh ride?
你不能吸可卡因，对你身体不好 You can't do cocaine! It's so unhealthy for you.
- 凯莉，这儿是公共场合 - 管它呢 - Kelly, in public? - Whatever.
我要去参加一个派对 就在雪地巡逻员的房子里 I'm gonna go to a party at the ski patrol house,
我要找一个性感的教练，替他的棒子打打蜡 I'm gonna find a sexy instructor and I'm gonna wax his fucking pole.
回见，娘们，别他妈喝我的酒 Later, homos. Don't drink my fucking drink.
Ugh!
亚当？ Hey, Adam?
她是在说她在雪撬出租处的工作，是吧？ What she means is that she works at the ski rental place, right?
她的工作就是清洁滑雪杆 And that's her job, is cleaning the poles.
这么说也许点变态 但我认为，她说的是给男人吹喇叭 I could be off, but I think it's in reference to blowing a dude.
多谢，尼克，你没必要… Thank you, Nick. But that's... You don't need to...
或者是和男人上床，打蜡也可以是这个意思 Or fucking a dude. Because the wax, it can be interpreted either way.
她以前有点野 She was a free spirit, you know?
也许，她玩的是3P Or maybe she's the pole and there's two dudes that she's waxing.
我们赶快办正事吧 Let's just get it done, man. Come on.
- 卢 - 干嘛？ - Hey, Lou. - What?
我妈睡过很多男人吗？ Did my mom, like, sleep with a bunch of dudes?
我不知道，闭嘴 I don't know. Shut up.
但她看起来真骚，对吗？ But she seems kind of slutty, right?
你认为她骚吗？ Does she seem that way to you?
她从没告诉过我，谁是我爸 It's just, she never told me who my dad is.
也许他就在这些人中间 It could be any one of these guys.
九个月以后我就出生了 'Cause I was born, like, nine months from now.
对啊？你什么意思？ Yeah? So what does that mean?
算算日子，蠢货 我妈也许就在这个星期怀的我 It means do the math, dipshit. I could have been conceived this weekend.
操，看看 Oh, shit. Check this out.
又是那个服务生，我恨这家伙 That's that fucking bellhop. I hate that guy.
他肯定就是在这儿掉的胳膊！ This must be where he loses the arm!
- 靠！ - 谢谢！ - Shit! - Thank you!
我想我们应该给他提个醒，太可怕了 I think we should tell him. This is gruesome.
你他妈敢告诉他，会扰乱时间线的 Don't you dare fucking tell him. You'll screw the time thing up.
Yeah!
- 好啊！ - 真他妈扯谈！ - Yes! - What the fuck?
Yeah!
- 逊！我们给他耍了！ - 你唠叨什么呢？ - Boo! We just got fucking robbed. - What are you talking about?
- 他很棒！ - 走吧！ - He's great, man. - Come on!
珍妮 Jenny.
- 珍妮？ - 我在浴室，过来 - Jenny? - I'm in the bathroom. Come in.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
上帝 Oh, my God.
干嘛？我又胖啦？ What? Do I look fat?
没有，你看起来真漂亮 No. You look really beautiful.
谢谢！ Aw! Thank you.
我呢，我变了吗？ How about me, do I look different?
我看起来老了吗？ Do I look kind of older?
没有 No.
你很帅 You look cute, though.
老天，我一直想着昨晚发生的事 God, I can't stop thinking about last night.
真刺激 It was like frigging hot.
是吗？我们做了什么？我不记得了 It was? What did we do? I don't remember.
你坚持了…10分钟 You lasted, like, 10 minutes.
Oh!
很好，很好 Good, good.
我也不错 And I was good.
我想我高潮了，语言没法形容 I think I came. I think. I can't even tell you what it was like.
我模模糊糊记得一点 I got some vague recollection of that.
坐下聊一会好吗？ Wanna maybe just sit and talk for a minute?
“聊一会” "Talk."
我是说，又见到你，我真高兴 Well, I mean, you know, it's just so good to see you again.
不是你的错，是我的问题 It's not you. It's me.
台灯 Lamp.
我们去看演唱会吧 You know what, I think we should go to Poison now.
你今天怪怪的 You're weird today.
我知道，你今天很讨喜 I know. You are funny.
- 我换件衣服 - 好的 - Let me just get dressed. - Okay.
Wow!
天啦！ Oh, man!
像在做梦一样 This is trippy.
你好吗？ What's up?
我都不记得上次见到你们是什么时候了 Man, I can't even remember the last time I saw you guys.
昨天 Yesterday.
没错，昨天 Oh, yeah. Yesterday.
Yep.
这不算劈腿，不算劈腿，现在是1986年 It's not cheating. It's not cheating. It's 1986.
你还不认识考特妮 You don't even know Courtney yet.
你心里要是害怕，没人会笑你的，卢 You know, it's okay if you're scared, Lou.
我不害怕，呆子，我只是他妈的生气 I'm not scared, idiot. I'm fucking pissed.
我现在有了浓浓的头发 和一根硬梆梆的小弟弟 I have a full head of hair and a functioning penis,
却要找个家伙他妈的狠揍我一顿 and I'm looking for some guy to drill me in the fucking jaw.
反正也找不到了 We're not gonna find him here, anyway.
我根本想不起来，他长什么样 I don't even remember what he looks like.
- 没长眼吗，死玻璃？ - 对不起 - Walk much, faggot? - Sorry.
什么？别碰我，去你妈的“对不起” What? No, don't touch me. Fuck your "sorry."
你蹭着我的“乔丹”鞋啦 You scuffed up my Jordans.
你想挑事吗？放马过来啊？胆小鬼！ You wanna go for it? Come on, take a shot, pussy. Wanna party?
想当英雄吗？ Wanna be a hero?
来了 And here it comes.
把你打哭了吗？想哭吗？小弟弟？ Yeah, you gonna cry? You gonna cry, titty baby?
你他妈想哭吗？ You gonna fucking cry?
瞧啊，他哭了 Look at him he's crying.
你他妈的包归我啦 Your fucking bag is mine now.
事情就是这样的吗？ Is that it?
不是 No.
我还冲着他吼了两声 No, I yell back at him
我约他，半夜再打一次，我这么说的… and I challenge him to a rematch at midnight saying,
“我们约人摆场子” "You bring your friends and I'll bring mine."
我的朋友他妈没出现 And my friends don't fucking show up.
我被六个人一顿好打 So I get pummeled by six guys instead of one.
太棒了，就这么干吧 All right, fantastic. Let's do this.
卢，别怕，你一定得这么干 Lou, come on. You have to.
布雷恩 Hey, Blaine.
就这两下子吗？胆小鬼 Is that all you got? Pussy.
上帝啊 Oh, God. Yeah.
我喜欢黑小子，喜欢黑小子 I'll never go back. I'll never go back.
你是在哭吗？ Are you crying?
没有 No.
只是水溅我脸上了 It's the water splashing my face from all the fucking.
知道了 Okay, good.
我以为你哭了… Because I thought you were crying, and I was like...
Yeah!
对不起，考特妮 I'm sorry, Courtney.
- 我叫塔拉 - 考特妮！ - It's Tara. - Courtney!
- 塔娜，塔娜 - 考特妮！考特妮！ - Tara. Tara. - Courtney! Courtney!
我没开玩笑，我叫塔娜 No, seriously, my name is Tara.
不是，她是我老婆 No, my wife, my wife.
你结婚了？ You're married?
没，还没 No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway.
以后会结的，她现在才9岁 I will be. She's nine right now.
我能告诉你一件事吗，我谁都没说过？ Can I tell you something that I haven't told anybody?
她在外面搞过婚外情 She cheated on me.
我发现了一份电邮 I found a e-mail.
现在，我一看见她，就仿佛看到… And now every time I look at her, all I can see is her getting rammed by
她被一个看不清脸的 长着一根大家伙的彪形大汉操的场景 some faceless dude with a better body and a bigger dick.
我却说不出一个字来 Truth of it is, I can't even bring myself to say anything
因为我他妈太爱她了 because I just love her so fucking much.
我都不知道，如果离开了这个臭婆娘 我还能不能活下去 I don't even know if I can live without her cheating ass.
什么是电邮？ Hey, what's an e-mail?
那个无关紧要！ That's not the point!
你应该还他一拳 Seems like you might've took one defensive swing against him.
老实说，你他妈怎么了？ I mean, honestly, what the fuck, man? That was...
我不知道这多年你是怎么忍受你自己的 I don't know how you've lived with yourself all these years.
真悲哀 It was pathetic.
真悲哀，你可以在地上踢他一脚啊？ It was pathetic. You couldn't have kicked him from the ground?
怎么啦？ What happened?
Uh...
这事听起来有点扯淡，为了救一个小鹿 This is a crazy story. I got hit by a truck.
Yeah, yeah.
我给卡车撞了 Trying to save a baby deer, if you can believe that.
天啦！ Oh, my God!
我能为你做些什么吗？你没事吧？ Is there anything that I can do? Are you okay?
老天，没事，我很好，小菜一碟 Oh, my God. No, I'm fine. This is nothing.
跟我来，我给你处理一下 You know what? Come with me. I'm gonna take care of you.
把你朋友也带着 And bring your friend.
不行，我们不能 No, we can't.
- 我们非常想去，但是不行 - 我们可以的，可以的 - We'd love to, but we can't. - We can, we can.
老实说，我们也许应该去看看那只鹿 We should probably go check on that deer, actually.
不，我们走吧 No, we can go. We can go.
*我知道你们已经等不及…* I know you cannot wait
*想要见我* Wait to see me, too
老天 Oh, my God!
这是有史以来最棒的歌！ This is like the best song ever!
也许以后就不怎么样啦！ Maybe not ever.
*在露天电影院* At the drive-in
天哪，他真帅！ God, he's so hot!
*在老爸的福特车里* In the old man's Ford
*在草丛的后面* Behind the bushes
来几杯啤酒？ Can I get 3,000 beers?
*直到我尖叫着索取更多* Until I'm screaming for more
*在地下室里* Down the basement
谁是一下个？下一个喝雪撬冰啤的是谁？ Who's next? Who's next for the beer luge?
这个人！他快等不及了 This guy! This guy's next! He wants it so bad.
来吧，哥们 - You can do it, man. - He wants it.
雪撬！雪撬！雪撬！ Luge! Luge! Luge!
真没用，一点也不火爆 That was so lame. That wasn't, like, even violent a little bit.
你是谁，为什么拉我去喝？ Who are you, and why did you do that to me?
为什么？因为你看起来需要刺激一下 Why? Because you looked like you needed a luge.
- 我叫亚当 - 我叫艾波儿 - I'm Adam. - I'm April.
- 你好吗？ - 很好 - How are you doing? - All right.
为什么来这？ What brings you here?
热浴缸 Hot tub.
Huh.
- 你呢？ - 毒药 - You? - Poison.
那支乐队 - Right. - That band. Poison.
我是个记者 我为“眩晕”杂志写一篇这个乐队的报道 I'm a journalist. I'm covering the band for Spin magazine.
你看起来不像这个类型的人！ You don't really look like you're the type.
摇滚类型？不，我不好这口 The Poison type? God, no. I'm not. I'm really not.
老实说，我只是坐上公车 I basically just got onto this bus
到这个鬼地方，交个差 and it took me here, to goddamn Winterfest.
亚当！ Adam!
Whoo!
- 我不能和你说话了 - 不能 - You know what? I can't talk to you. - You can't?
但我是个很酷的人，这一点我可以保证 But I'm awesome. I can guarantee that.
我相信，但我一步也不能走错 I'm sure. You see, I have to walk in the exact same footsteps.
这事没发生过 This didn't happen.
- 现在发生了 - 我也希望能发生 - Well, it kind of happened. - I wish it did.
- 我证明它已经发生了 - 没有 - I just saw it happen. - It really didn't.
我也参与了整个过程 Yeah. No, I contributed.
- 我也希望是这样 - 好吧 - I wish it did. - All right.
再见 See you.
我给你带了些冰，能让你好受些 I brought you some ice. It'll make you feel better.
让我看看 Let's see that.
- 好受点了吗？ - 这些冰确实很有效果 - Feel better? - That ice does make me feel better.
蝴蝶效应 Butterflies.
我刚想起来，要去见一个人 Hey, you know what? I just remembered I gotta meet a guy.
不，等一下 No, no. Wait.
不，你不能走 No, you can't go.
你猜为什么？ 'Cause guess what?
为什么？ What?
我只做3P I only do two at a time.
- 你什么意思？ - 我什么意思？ - What do you mean? - What do I mean?
大波波 There those are.
我们开始吧 Yeah, let's do this.
他先来吗？没问题 Him first? Okay.
你想怎么做，就怎么做，我没意见 It's your thing. I don't wanna tell you what to do.
等一下，我接个电话 Hold on, I gotta get the phone.
喂？ Hello?
妈？ Mom?
- 搞什么？ - 医生怎么说？ - What? - I wanna know what the doctor said.
卢？卢，我们不能这么做 Lou? Lou, we can't do this.
我们可以的 Yes, we can.
不行，这事没发生过 No, this didn't happen.
- 我们不能这么做 - 行的，可以的 - We can't do this. - Yes, we can.
- 这事当年没发生过 - 发生过了，闭嘴 - This didn't happen in the past. - Yes, it did. Shut up.
这事当年没他妈发生过 This did not fucking happen in the past.
拜托你，他妈闭嘴 You shut the fuck up, please.
我们可能会制造出别一个希特勒 或别的什么坏人，我们不能这么做 We're gonna make, like, Hitler president or something. We can't do this.
你就不能他妈正常一点吗？好吗？ Look, can you be fucking normal? Please?
3P是每个男人的梦想 Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way.
- 不是和另一个男人一起 - 仍然是3P - Not with another fucking guy. - It's still a three-way.
产生蝴蝶效应怎么办？ What about the policy of the butterfly effect?
去他妈的蝴蝶效应！ The butterfly effect can suck my nuts!
听着，我们一定得和这个女孩上床，好吗？ Look, we're gonna have sex with this girl, okay?
你，我，一起 You, me, together.
别说这些娘们话啦，快找找感觉 Enough of this queer shit. Let's get the mood right.
- 不行，不行 - 什么？ - All right. Look, right there. - What?
小弟弟高高翘起来的时候，不能太激动 You don't wanna seem overzealous with a full-on rager.
你也不能不举，让女人来火 You don't want to insult the woman, either.
我是说，一定要软硬适中 You're gonna wanna get at least a half-a-chub going, right?
- 看着我 - 不 - Look at me. - No.
- 看着我 - 不 - Look at that. - No.
- 看着我，多完美啊 - 我不会他妈看的 - Look at how, like, perfect that is. - I'm not gonna fucking look.
- 看，看，这儿 - 你什么毛病？ - Look, look. Here. - What the fuck, man?
- 我不干了 - 别这样，杰克 - I'm out of here. - Come on, Jake,
- 我就是教教你 - 不麻烦！ - I was just getting you started. - Don't care!
男人都这么干 Guys do that.
没人这么干！ No one does that!
美人？ Hey. Onesies?
对不起 Sorry.
没事，我走了 Okay, cool. I'm out of here.
Hey.
你和珍妮的事怎么样了？ How did it go with Jenny?
老天 Oh, my God.
你为什么不跳舞？ Oh, my God. Whoo! Why aren't you dancing?
- 你叫什么？ - 雅各布，这是珍妮 - Whoa! What's your name? - That's Jacob. That's Jenny.
你他妈在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
- 你应该和她分手的 - 我知道 - You're supposed to break up with her! - I know.
不，不，想想看，也许她才是事情关键 No, no, no. Just check it out, okay? Maybe she's the key to something.
当初和她分手，也许把事情搞砸了 And I messed it up when I broke up with her before,
现在老天给了我一个弥补的机会 and now the universe is giving me another crack at it.
如果你可以从头来过 And if you thought you could really start over
改变生活，你会考虑吗？ and do something totally different, you wouldn't even consider it?
你是对的 You're absolutely right.
- 你也这么认为 - 不，他妈的，不！ - You think so? Really? - No. Fuck, no!
醒醒吧 Come on!
没分手，你什么意思？ What do you mean, you didn't do it?
我在想办法 I'm getting to it.
不可以 我们要丝毫不差地把做过的事重做一遍 No, we were supposed to do everything that we did.
- 我也是这么认为 - 是的，亚当，你怎么啦？ - That's what I remember. - Yeah, Adam, what the fuck, man?
你他妈应该甩了她 You were supposed to fucking dump her.
你以为我给人在街上打一顿很享受吗？ You think I liked getting my ass fucked up and down the entire street?
- 一点也不享受 - 我不是不做 - Because I didn't. - It's not that I'm not gonna do it,
只是还没做，两件事不一样 I just haven't done it yet. There's a big difference.
看看我的脸，哥们 Look at my face, dude.
看着我他妈的脸！好好欣赏一下！ Look at my fucking face! Drink me in.
你以为，我就不想改变一下吗？ You think I wouldn't have liked to have changed this?
他妈闭嘴，卢 Shut the fuck up, Lou.
你刚才还想让我玩3P You tried to rope me into a three-way.
- 什么？ - 有没有？ - What? - Did you?
- 没有 - 有 - No. - Yes.
卢！你有没有？ Lou! Did you?
我没上那个小妞，行了吧？ I didn't fuck that girl. Okay?
因为我保证过不能改变过去 Because I'm committed to not changing the past.
人家不是3P不玩 Right. It had nothing to do with her wanting to be a Chinese finger trap.
我是对事不对人 And I'm not saying that because she was Asian.
你是说，我白白欺骗了一回我老婆 So you're telling me I cheated on my wife for no reason.
放松，好吗？ Just relax, okay?
我会去做的，只是还没做！ I'm gonna do it. I just haven't done it yet!
你真他妈扯淡 You're unbelievable.
- 尼克，我能问你一个问题吗？ - 问吧 - Hey, Nick, can I ask you a question? - Yes.
这次是不是又得听亚当的了？ Does this seem like it's all about Adam again?
就像那次在辛辛那提 Yeah, just like Cincinnati.
- 什么？ - 你要提以前的事吗？ - What? - You gonna bring that up?
我们说过，不再提辛辛那提那事的？ We said we weren't gonna talk about Cincinnati ever, okay?
你柜子里那个写着“辛辛那提”的鞋盒 就是这事吗？ Is this why you have that shoebox in your closet that says "Cincinnati"?
- 是的 - 什么？这真他妈太妙了！ - Yeah. - What? That's fucking admissible!
你把它放在了鞋盒里了？ You keep it in the closet?
我该怎么办？又不能埋了这东西 What was I supposed to do with it? You can't bury those things.
你在上面写了“辛辛那提”？ And you wrote "Cincinnati" on it?
我不知道怎么办？ How do I know which one it's supposed to be?
- 是个死婴吗？ - 我的朋友真是“绝了” - Is it a fetus? - My friends are ridiculous.
我们为什么还在谈这事？ Why are we still talking about this?
我们说过，永远不提那件事的 Okay, we said we would never talk about that.
另外，哪一本他妈的交友手册上说… By the way, where does it say in the fucking friendship handbook
只有你允许犯错误？ that you are the only one who is allowed any fucking problems?
我忘了，混蛋手册上说 I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook
你他妈可以把朋友当呆子耍！ that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want!
实际上，如果你要当混蛋的话 Actually, it would say that in the asshole handbook
混蛋手册一定会这么教你的 if it was, like, guidelines for being an asshole,
- 一定会有这一条 - 为什么一定要有这一条 - that's what it would say. - Why wouldn't it say that
- 在混蛋手册上 - 对，它上面一定有 - in the asshole handbook? - Yeah, it would say
- 耍你的朋友 - “耍你的朋友” - to fuck your friends. - "Fuck over your friends."
你他妈读过书吗？ - No, no, no. - Have you ever read a book?
你是对的，对不起，是我的错 你们都是对的 You're right. I'm sorry, my bad. You guys are right.
但，如果你想他妈的改变过去 But if you're changing the fucking past, okay,
老子也要改，行吗？ then I'm changing the fucking past, all right?
不行！卢！ No! Lou!
好！我们开始玩游戏吧！我喜欢 Okay! We're in the game! I like this.
我还没有改，我没改过 I didn't change anything yet, I just didn't do it.
如果我们要改变过去 And if we're changing shit,
你他妈最好半夜，和老子一起摆场子 you better be there at midnight to get my fucking back.
- 好 - 我会去的 - Done. - I'll be there.
各位！各位！再谈谈！ Guys! Guys! Come on, man. Talk to me about this!
- 滚蛋 - 操！ Fuck off. Fuck!
- 我一会就回来 - 你去哪？ - I'll be back in a minute. - Where are you going?
- 我得走了 - 不行，亚当，听我说，好吗 - I gotta go. I'm getting out of here. - No, no, Adam, listen to me, please.
珍妮·斯特米勒不是你的真命天女 Jenny Stedmeyer is not your fucking destiny, okay?
她就是一个过客 She's just some girl.
一个你在高中约会过的过客 Some girl you dated in high school, okay?
我知道！我只是感情爆发了 I know! I just got some emotions coming up.
我来了些感觉，我要面对它 I got some feelings that I got to deal with.
我一定会和她分手的，我相信你 你是最棒的 I'm gonna do it. I believe in you. You're awesome.
都走吧！ You know what? That's fine. Everybody just take off!
老子也没必要出生了 I don't need to be born.
我一个人去找那个修理工，修好时光机 I'll just go find the repairman myself and fix the time machine.
这是我近来，说过的最蠢的话 That's the dumbest thing I've said in a while.
不选亚当，选我做你最好的朋友 你做了你一生中最好的决定 You made the best decision of your life, choosing me as your friend over Adam.
我没这么说过 I'm pretty sure that's not what's going on here.
别害怕，我不会亏待你的 Don't be afraid. I'm gonna treat you right.
老爸我会疼你的 - Daddy's gonna take care of you. - Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
看哪，就像看断头台下落的慢镜头 Here we go. It's like a slow-motion guillotine.
搞他妈什么飞机？ What the F-ing fuck?
还没完，还没完 Here we go. Here we go. Round two.
- 我们要不要帮帮他？ - 不行，不行，这是他的命运 - Should we help him? - No. No. This is his destiny.
去你妈的！ Fuck you!
- 断了没？ - 没能 - Did it happen? - No.
再不掉，老子帮他掉！ If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon, I'm gonna fucking take it from him myself.
Man!
布雷恩！ Blaine!
下去吧，哥们，一起去喝杯啤酒 Come on down, man. Have a brewski with us.
派对开始了 There's a party.
“到现在为止，从没有一支外国军队 "No foreign army has ever occupied American soil.
征服过美国的国土” "Until now."
又看“赤色黎明”啦 （赤色黎明为84年公映的反苏影片） Watching Red Dawn again, or...
“游击队万岁” Wolverines!
他们是苏联黑手党 They're Ruskies.
这是他们共党的秘密武器 And these are their secret Commie weapons.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
看看这些东西，哥们 Look at this stuff, man.
他们肯定是间谍或是别的什么组织 They could be spies or something.
我不知道，布雷恩，我是说，当间谍 他们有点嫩了 I don't know, Blaine. I mean, they seem a little young to be spies, you know.
切斯 Come on, Chaz.
他们就像《龙虎少年队》中的 （龙虎少年队是87年fox电视台的剧集 讲述一群年轻警官进入校园卧底的事） They could be some kind of 21 Jump Street
间谍小分队 spy battalion-type dudes.
也许是，也许不是 Yeah. Yeah. Or not at all, you know? There's also that.
这他妈是什么？ What the fuck is this?
我想对你说点事 There's something I wanna talk to you about.
一件我应该做，却不想做的事 It's something I'm supposed to do but I don't wanna do.
- 你知道吗？ - 好的，亚当，不过… - You know why? - Okay, Adam. But...
我认为我们在一起很快乐，不是吗？ Because I was thinking about how good we are together, right?
- 不是吗？我真的是这么想的 - 好 - Don't you think? I really think so. - Okay.
我在谈未来，我一直在想这事 And I was talking about the future and I was thinking about,
也许我的未来是这样，也许可以是那样 well, my future is this way and maybe it could be this way.
我知道我有点词不达意，老天，你真美 I know I'm rambling now. God, you're so beautiful.
我们在一起很开心 But we got along so great and...
那是什么？ What is that?
一张我写给你的条子，你应该看一下 It's a note I wrote to you. You should read it.
- 现在吗？好吧 - 是的 - Right now? Okay. - Yeah.
“亲爱的亚当，你是一个优秀的男孩 我爱你” "Dear Adam, you're a super-terrific guy and I love you.
Aw!
“这让我很为难” "And that's why this is so hard for me.
“你是我遇过的，最棒的人之一，我不能…” "You're one of the most amazing people that I've ever met. I can't..."
你是在和我分手吗？这是分手信吗？ Are you breaking up with me? That's what this... This is a break-up note?
对不起，亚当 I'm sorry, Adam.
这么多年！你用他妈的叉子叉我的眼睛 All these years! You stabbed me in the eye with a fucking fork
原来你早就想和我分手？ and you were gonna break up with me anyway?
- 是这样回事吗？ - 我什么？ - Is that what you're saying to me? - I did what?
你为什么要和我分手？事情不应该这样的 Why are you breaking up with me? That's not how this works.
你很出色，你会找你的真命天女的 You're such a great guy and you're gonna find the right girl,
不过，不是我 but it's not me.
每个人都相信，将来你会有大出息 And everybody knows what a big deal you're gonna be some day.
不是这样的，我就是个一般人 No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not anybody.
亚当，不是你的错，是我不好 Adam, okay. It's not you, it's me.
这是我的台词，不是你的 I say that to you. You don't say that to me.
事情不是这样的 That's not how this works.
如果不按原样做 你知道你会变成什么样吗？ Do you know what happens to you if we don't go back?
- 你会和比利·拉瓦提诺在一起的 - 我喜欢他 - You end up with Billy Lavatino. - I like him.
你也许喜欢他，但接着你怀孕了 屁股大的像个卡车 You may like him, but then you end up pregnant with, like, trucker hips,
你给比利·拉瓦提诺生了个小孩 and you have a baby with Billy Lavatino,
然后，吃减肥药吃上了瘾，你个小婊子 and you're addicted to Weight Watchers, you little bitch.
- 你叫我什么？ - 把这收回去 - What did you just call me? - Take this fucking back!
上帝啊！ Don't you... Jesus!
我不会变胖的！ I don't get fat!
恶心！ Gross!
如果要改变过去，我们就该好好占一把便宜 If we're changing shit, we gotta be taking advantage of shit.
- 不行 - 重打 - No. - Mulligan.
- 不能重打 - 少来！ - No mulligan. - Come on!
- 你已经重打5次了 - 哥们 - You had, like, five mulligans. - Dude.
我又不是要做什么坏事 I'm not talking about bad stuff, either, okay?
我想做点好事 I'm just talking about good stuff.
例如，让“变身侠”一直演下去 （变身侠为83年上映的电视剧） Like keeping Manimal on the air, you know?
或者阻止麦莉·赛勒斯 Or preventing Miley Cyrus.
阻止她什么？ Preventing her from what?
就是姐止她 Just preventing her.
接的好，得分！ And there's the catch! First down!
操！ Oh, shit!
- 我知道这场比赛 - 干嘛？ - I know this game. - Yeah?
这是丹佛—克利夫兰的决赛 Yeah. This is the Denver-Cleveland playoff game.
- 这场他妈好带劲的，哥们 - 怎么样？ - This is the fucking Drive, man. - Yeah?
我知道我们应该做什么了 I know what we're gonna do.
亚当，你回来了，太好了 Adam, hey. You're back. Awesome.
怎么啦，其它人呢？ What's going on here? Where are the guys?
- 这是什么？ - 你看看 - What's this? - Read it.
“亲爱的亚当，你是一个很优秀的男孩 我爱你” "Dear Adam, you are a super-terrific guy and I love you,
“这让我很为难，我很珍惜我们的友谊” "which is why this is so hard for me. I cherish our friendship."
她和你分手啦？ She broke up with you?
你还是被他妈的叉了眼睛？ And you still fucking got stabbed in the eye?
让我静静，出去 Leave me alone. Get out of here.
你在这干什么？写诗吗？ What are you doing here? You writing poetry?
就让我一个人静静，出去吧 Just leave me alone and get out of here. No.
你在写他妈的分手诗 You're writing fucking break-up poetry.
是的，我是在写分手诗，行了吧？ All right, I'm writing break-up poetry, okay?
因为我的心受伤了 Because my heart hurts.
- 她叉了我的心和我的眼睛 - 靠，你醉了 - She stabbed me in my heart and my eye. - Holy shit, you're wasted.
我喝了两瓶红酒，别扫兴 Look, I've had like two wine kills, Captain Buzzcooler.
- 老天 - 你糟透了 - God. - You're fucked up.
"珍妮的双眸，像吉卜赛人划破夜色的谎言” "Jenny's eyes, like a gypsy's lies Cut right through the night
“如今，双眸已入他人眼 吾却只身与痛伴” "Now those eyes are another guy's And I'm alone with my pain"
写的很工整 That was clean.
你跟我开玩笑吗，亚当？ Are you shitting me with this, Adam?
你应该读的有点感情或者配上 枪炮和玫瑰的那首“我可爱的孩子” Look, you can recite it straight or to the tune of Sweet Child O'Mine.
无所谓了 It doesn't matter.
这些是迷幻蘑菇吗？ 你吃了这些蘑菇吗，亚当？ Are these mushrooms? Did you eat these mushrooms, Adam?
我喜欢吃个几片 I like to eat them, you know? A couple of them.
靠，你得保持清醒！ Holy fuck, man, you gotta stay straight!
- 你得帮我，把他们俩找回来！ - 别紧张 - You gotta help me get the guys back! - Just relax.
这不是我一人的伤感旅程 You know, it's not always about my emotional journey.
- 也有你的份 - 放下可卡因！ - It could be about yours. - Put the coke down!
- 奶奶的，你个小混蛋！ - 给我！ - God damn it, you little fucker! - Give it to me!
你难道不明白吗？我他妈没机会出生了！ Don't you fucking get it? I'm not gonna be fucking born!
还想糟到的什么程度？ How much worse can it get?
什么？你是说80年代吗？ What? The '80s?
新零件又把别的部件搞坏了 New part shorted out another part.
我希望我们能让时光机在黎明前工作起来 I hope we can get that thing working before dawn.
等一下，时间通道在黎明时会关闭，是吗？ Wait, wait, hold on, is that when the time portal closes, at dawn?
也是派对结束的时间 That's when the party's over.
去你妈的，听着 Fuck you, man. Listen.
我拿他已经没辙了，你对我说实话 I am at my wit's end with him, so you gotta level with me.
你是不是传说中的时光旅行领航员？ Are you the mystical time-travel guide-guy or not?
把手拿开，小娘们！ Don't you put your hands on me, young lady!
这是我的工作 I'm just trying to do my job, here.
操，等一下，别再吃蘑菇了！ Fuck, hold on. Quit eating mushrooms, man!
我还想吃 I wanna have a few more.
我这是怎么啦？ What the fuck is happening to me? I can't...
黎明 Dawn.
亚当 Hey, Adam.
修理工在忙他的事 All right, so anyway, the repairman's doing his thing.
我去找尼克和卢，你就给我呆在这，好吗？ I'm gonna go find Nick and Lou, and you stay right here. Okay?
- 我呆在这 - 好的，别离开这 - I'm gonna stay. - You got it, but you can't leave.
我动不了啦，因为我的心碎了 I can't move, because I'm broken.
老天，你和我妈真他妈混 Man, you and my mom are so fucked.
饿了 Hungry.
- 晚上好 - 你还有两只胳膊 - Evening. - You've got two arms.
以后，不会有了，你会断一只胳膊 But you're not going to. You're gonna lose one.
- 什么？ - 你的那只胳膊会断掉！ - What? - You're gonna lose that arm.
你是个小丑 You're one of those joker guys.
是的，是的 Right. Right.
你那怕把那只胳膊放进保险箱 I don't care if you put that arm in a steel fucking vault,
也照断不误！ that arm's coming off!
- 你会断一只胳膊！ - 你会断一只胳膊！ - You're gonna lose your arm. - You're gonna lose your arm!
- 我要强奸你，我要强奸你！ - 我要强奸你，我要强奸你！ - I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you! - I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you.
- 祝你晚上过的愉快 - 好 - Have a great night. - Okay.
底线得分，克利夫兰！ ... to the end zone. Touchdown Cleveland!
付钱！混蛋们，付钱！ Pay up, suckers! Pay up!
他怎么知道的？他怎么全知道？ How does he do it? How is he right all the time?
我想知道一件事，帅哥 Let me ask you something, McFly.
你怎么这么走运？ How you getting so lucky?
我能预知他妈的未来，呆子 I know the fucking future, douche bag.
真的？再赌一局 Really? One more bet.
里基，别来了，你刚才也这么说，你输了 Ricky, come on. You said one more and then you'd be done.
我还说过，闭上你他妈的嘴，记得吗？ I also said to shut the fuck up. Remember that?
我爱你，闭上你他妈的嘴 Okay, I love you. Shut the fuck up.
我喜欢你的外套 By the way, I love your coat.
我才不管是不是用了动物毛 I don't give a shit about animals, either, so...
再来一局，玩大点 One more bet. High stakes.
好啊，放马过来吧，猛男 All right. All right. Bring it on, Spader.
来吧，那个谁 Bring it on, Jo-Jo.
我赌艾尔伟终场前37秒，助攻得分 I bet Elway throws a touchdown pass with 37 seconds left on the clock.
不可能，混蛋，艾尔伟一天都不在状态 Fat chance, asshole. Elway's done nothing all day.
既然是大赌注，我们不如让它有趣点 Well then, in the spirit of high stakes, let's make it interesting.
可以 Let's make it interesting.
我赢了，你老婆就给我吹个喇叭 If I win, your wife gives me a blowjob.
- 说真的？ - 传统式 - Really? - A classy one.
去你妈的，小子 - Hey, screw you, kid. - Hey, okay,
你如果赢了，随你要什么 and if you win, name your price.
终场前37秒，助攻得分？ Touchdown pass at 37 seconds, exactly?
没错 Exactly.
好 Fine.
你输了的话，我拿走你所有的钱 You lose, I take all your winnings.
- 成交 - 还有你给你朋友吹个喇叭 - Done. - And you give your buddy a blowjob.
什么？不行 What? Hell, no.
Wow!
- 成交 - 成交？ - Deal. - Deal?
- 很好，我喜欢你的这股劲 - 我也是 - Well done. I like your style. - I like your style.
他很有创意 He's very creative.
我不喜欢你拿我的小弟弟打赌 I don't like you taking liberties with my dick.
别紧张，好吗？ Relax, okay?
我们知道他妈的未来，我们不会输的 We know the fucking future. We can't lose.
喂，你在干什么？ Hey. Hey, there. What are you doing?
- Hi. - Hey.
风景怎么样？ Okay, how's the view from down there?
很美 It's nice.
亚当，对吗？ Adam, right?
对 Yeah.
- 为什么你流着血躺在雪地上 - 那个吗？ - Why are you bleeding in the snow? - That? No, I...
我的脸被叉子叉了一下 I got stabbed in the face with a fork.
我看见叉子叉过来，我躲了 我是说，我没想躲 I saw it coming and I avoided it. I mean, I didn't avoid it.
已经在我身上发生了两次 只是情况略有不同 It just happened again to me in a slightly different way.
大哥。我真希望我能明白你他妈在说什么 Boy, I really wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about.
这一生，我们所做过的抉择，全是无意义的 All the choices we make in our life, they're pointless.
命运已定，避无可避 There's no escaping the inevitable.
我不知道 I don't know, man.
你是说，无论你怎么做… So, you're saying that your whole entire life is predetermined to suck,
你这一辈子注定倒霉到底？ no matter what you do?
我不想这样，可是… It's not the way I want it, but...
既然命运注定了，也许可以当个好借口 Kind of seems like a really, really good excuse
在今晚好好潇洒一把 to do something totally amazing right now, tonight.
做什么？ Like what?
例如，和一个两个小时后就要坐上公车 Like perhaps hang out with a girl that you just met
离开这里的陌生女孩一起玩玩？ before her bus has to leave in two hours?
没错 Right-o.
我以为你说，要去吃东西 I thought you said we were going to get some food.
是去吃东西，我们正要去搞些吃的 We are. We're about to get some food.
老实说，我真的饿了 I'm pretty hungry, actually.
奶奶的，他们忘了留下钥匙 Damn it. They forgot to leave the key.
谁？ Who did?
卡罗尔和斯坦·斯特博顿 他们是我的朋友，住的这儿 Carol and Stan Stapleton. They're my friends. They live here,
有时，他们去尼泊尔的时候 我会替他们看房子 and I housesit for them when they go to Nepal, sometimes.
我记得你说过，是坐公车来的 I thought you said you came in here on a bus.
他们通常会把边门开着 They usually do leave, like, a side door open.
- 是吗？ - 我一会儿就回来 - They do? - So let me... I'll be right back.
好 Okay.
没锁 Yep, it's unlocked.
干杯 Cheers.
哪个是卡罗尔？ So which one's Carol?
左边是卡罗尔 Carol's on the left.
时间还剩45秒，艾尔伟要背水一投了 Elway's last stand. 45 seconds left on the clock.
别人给我吹喇叭的时候，我很会配合的 到时候你就知道了 I'm really good at getting head. You'll see.
- 艾尔伟拿球 - 上啊 - Elway takes the snap. - Go, baby.
他开始后退，传球，他传给了无人防守的杰克逊 He fades back. Elway fires. He's got Jackson open.
难以置信，他无人防守 He's impossibly open!
等等，这是什么？倒蛋的？ Wait, what's this? Vermin?
不，不，不！我认识这只松鼠 No, no, no! I know this squirrel.
那个他妈施了魔法的松鼠，这不算 That's a magic fucking squirrel. This doesn't count.
- 他被一只松鼠分了神 - 搞什么？ - He's distracted by a wild squirrel! - What the fuck?
失败！比赛结束！克利夫兰赢了！ Incomplete! Game's over! Cleveland wins!
克利夫兰进入了决赛！ The Dawg Pound is going to the Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah!
我从没看过这样的事！ I've never seen anything like it!
- 他赢了，好耶 - 恭喜，看看，有这么多钱 - He did it. Got to go! - Congratulations. Look at all that money.
吹喇叭那事，我是开玩笑的 很明显，我们是喜剧演员 I was kidding about the blowjob thing. Obviously, we're comedians.
各位 Hey, guys. Guys.
愿赌服输 A bet's a bet.
混蛋！ Motherfucker!
你是时间之王？ So you're a Time Lord?
Mmm-hmm.
浴缸是你的时间机器？ And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship?
没错，小姐 That is correct, madam.
就这点我不明白 That's the only part of this whole thing that doesn't make sense to me.
别人也不明白，相信我 You're not the only one. Believe me.
整件事太疯狂了 I mean, the whole thing is just totally insane.
Ew!
你的未来怎么样？ So, how's the future working out for you?
我是说，你长大后幸福吗？ I mean, are you like a happy grownup?
不太幸福 - Not particularly, no. - Yeah.
我朋友认为我变成了一个自私 生活一团糟的人 My friends actually think I ended up being a completely selfish, fucked-up person.
老实话，仔细想想，他们说的没错 And they may have a point, actually, if I think about it.
Hmm...
告诉你一件事，这事我好久没说过了 I'll tell you something I haven't told somebody for a long time.
我小时候 When I was a kid,
每个星期五，我爸会带着我妹妹凯莉和我 every Friday night, my father used to take my sister Kelly and me
去一个叫富来润的地方，吃牛排三明治 to this place called Flatirons for steak sandwiches.
一个家庭传统 It was a family tradition.
家庭传统有时有件很不错的事 That's sometimes a good thing.
但有一年，我们看到了一个 But one year, we saw this commercial
梦森林比萨店的广告 for this place called The Enchanted Forest of Pizza.
于是，一个星期五，我爸开车带着我们 So the next Friday, my dad's loading us up into the car.
当时，我们好像在说 “爸，我们想去梦森林比萨店” We're like, "Daddy, we want to go to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza."
他好像回答“你们在说什么？ And he's like, "What are you talking about?
“我们一直是吃牛排三明治的” "We always go for steak sandwiches."
但我们就是想去 But we just stay at him
我们哭闹着，终于他让步了 and we're whining, and we're badgering, and finally he relents.
你们赢了 Nice. So, you win.
你们彻底改变了计划，很好啊 You deviated from the plan in a really big way. That's good.
33个人死于大肠杆菌中毒 33 people died of E. Coli.
我爸也在其中 Including my father.
在死以前，看着我，对我说 Before he died, he looked at me and he said,
“亚当，都怪你” "Adam, you did this."
他不可能这么说 No, he didn't.
他说了 Yes, he did,
字字肺腑 with his eyes.
我不觉得他是认真的 I don't think that that's what he meant with his eyes.
重点是，凯莉和我处理内咎的方式完全不同 The point is that Kelly and I dealt with the guilt of this in very different ways.
她开始放浪形骸 She went wild, right?
她随波逐流，不加克制 She didn't want to have control over anything.
我却极端地用发号施令的方式 But I vowed to master the chaos,
- 来压制内心的混乱 - 亚当，我真的不认为… - to impose order. - Adam, I really don't think
应该屈服于一块比萨饼，让它毁了你的生活 that you can let a poison pizza ruin the rest of your life.
你得直面一团糟的生活，你必须得这样 You got to embrace the chaos. You have to.
只有这样，生活也许会焕发出新的色彩 That way, life might just astonish you.
- 今晚玩的真高兴 - 我也是 I had so much fun tonight. I know!
操！有好戏了 Fuck! Game on.
-你真性感 -多谢夸奖 You look so hot, by the way. -Thanks.
我说了，开始吹，死玻璃 I said, start sucking, gaylord.
- 吹！ - 好好吹！ - Yeah! Suck! - Suck that shit, man!
吹！吹！吹！ Suck! Suck! Suck!
你们都什么人啊？ Who are you people?
老天，你们都什么人啊？ God, who are you people?
快点干吧，我点的菜要凉了 Let's get on with this. My fondue's getting cold.
一口气吹进去！哥们 Choke on that horn, man!
Oh!
你倒真爽！ Wow, good for you.
不是有意的 I know, right?
就像他妈的杰瑞·科曼的前臂 （杰瑞·科曼是80年代 美国的黑人喜剧明星，是个侏儒） It's like Gary Coleman's fucking forearm.
真黑啊！ It's so black!
怎么会这么黑 It's so impossibly black.
- 我爱你，哥们 - 闭嘴 - I love you, buddy. - Don't say that!
对不起，我说的是真心话 I'm sorry, I do.
不！不！不！ No, no, no!
你 Hey, you.
你要的东西也许根本不在这儿 Maybe what you need isn't in here, after all.
你要的东西也许一直在你的心里 Maybe what you need has always been in here.
- 真的吗？ - 假的 - Really? - No.
浴缸？修好了吗？ The tub? Is it fixed yet?
会修好的，准备好走了吗？ Can be. Ready to go?
等一下，去哪？ Wait, go where?
去房间，瞧，我在这儿找到零件了 To the room, check it out. I've got the part right here.
好，好，我们走吧 Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
- 走吧 - 走 - Let's go. - Right.
- 他去哪儿啦？ - 谁？ - Where did he go? - Who?
那个他妈的家伙 This fucking guy.
尼古拉斯 Nicholas.
尼克，尼古拉斯 Nicky. Nicholas.
他醒了！ Hey! There he is!
- 干嘛？ - 那是什么？ - What? - What the fuck?
什么？ What? What?
我脸上还有吗？ What, do I still have some on my face?
老天 Oh, God!
奶奶的！ Damn!
你今天吃菠萝了吗？ Did you have pineapple today?
我没脸回家了，搞他妈什么？ I can't go home. What the fuck?
我和你开玩笑呢，哥们 I'm fucking with you, dude.
这是肥皂 It's hand soap.
老天，放松 Oh, my God. Relax.
好像没见过，有朋友溅过一脸精似的 It's like you haven't seen a little come on your friend's face before, or something.
你他妈什么毛病？ What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
我开玩笑的，朋友都这么闹，老天 I'm just kidding. It's what friends do. God!
你没有那个是吧？ You didn't?
给你吹喇叭？没有，哥们 Gargle your hog? No, man.
他们把你从我身上拉开以后 我和里克把这事谈妥了 After they pulled you off of me, me and Rick talked it out.
实际上，他这个人相当的不错 He's actually a pretty cool guy.
我们的共同语言很多 我们都喜欢大波波和同一个乐队 We have a lot in common. We both love tits and Mǒtley Crǔe.
就这样谈妥了？ It's cool?
我告诉了他几件事，他以后要发财了 Yeah, I just told him a bunch of shit that's gonna make him rich in the future.
有几件最棒的事，咱哥几个留着 I saved the good stuff for us.
我们去酒吧，好好设计一下宏伟蓝图 Let's go to the bar, plan our empire.
去他妈的苹果公司，去他妈的丰田普锐斯 Fucking iPods, you know? Fucking Prius.
去他妈的互联网！ Match. Com. Anything. Com. Fucking Internet. Com!
去他妈的扎克·埃夫隆，他还没投胎呢 （扎克·埃夫隆是从《歌舞青春》 一炮而红的新生代偶像） Fucking Zac Efron. Nobody invented him yet.
微博怎么样？我也不知道那他妈是什么 What about Twitter? Whatever the fuck that is.
我们可以搞个微博加伟哥！ Hey, we could combine Twitter with fucking Viagra.
微博伟哥！ Twitt-agra.
你怎么啦，哥们？精神点 What's the matter, dude? Come on.
对不起，我脑子有点乱 I'm sorry, man. I'm just preoccupied.
你在懊悔自己是个黑人，身材也不好吗？ You just kind of down about being black and out of shape?
你他妈什么毛病？没有的事 What the fuck is wrong with you? No.
你形像很好，你知道吗？ Because you look good, you know?
这是个黑人拉风的时代！ This is a great time for black people.
我指的是我们的那个时代，不是现在这个 这个时代，黑人可没法混 I mean our time, not this time. This is a terrible time for black people.
我在这儿一个黑人也没见着 I don't see one other black person in here.
说话呀，哥们 Talk to me, man.
我发现我老婆他妈偷人 I found out she fucking cheated.
什么？考特妮在外面偷人 What? Courtney's fucking cheating on you?
为了她，我放弃了我钟爱的事业 I gave her my life, I gave up my passion.
她却在外面… And she's just out there...
你为什么不他妈说出来？ Why the fuck didn't you say something, man?
说什么！ 我再也没有见到过你们 That's just it! I never see you guys anymore.
没有了音乐，也没有朋友 I don't have my music, I barely have friends.
再没了考特妮 Without Courtney,
我就什么都没有了 I'm nothing.
你他妈的成了考特妮的小跟班 You're just fucking Courtney's bitch right now.
做回你自己 You need to be your own man, you know?
“尼克·韦伯·阿格纽”？他妈什么玩意？ "Nick Webber-Agnew"? What the fuck is that?
- 很难听 - 那不是你 - It's terrible. - It doesn't work.
尼克·韦伯，那才是你 No. Nick Webber, that's who you are.
那是过去的我 That's who I was.
也许你应该把他找回来 Maybe you gotta find him again.
她在外面玩，你也出去玩 You know, she's getting hers, you go get yours.
我不能 I can't, man.
婚姻对我很重要 It means something to me to be married.
现在是1986年，你还没结婚呢 You're not fucking married. It's 1986.
我的心已经结过了 In my heart I am.
你的心是个他妈的骗子 Your heart's a fucking liar.
你知道你应该做什么吗？ You know what? You know what you got to do?
什么？ What?
重回舞台 You gotta get your ass up on that stage.
你说的对 You're right.
- 我要重上舞台 - 对，去吧 - I'm gonna do it. - Yeah. Do it.
不过，动作要快点，好吗？ Hey, hey, hey. Do it fucking quickly, okay?
这场架，你一定要挺我，别再留下我一个人 You better be at that fight with me. Don't leave me hanging this time.
- 我一定会去的，我保证 - 好 - I won't. I promise. - All right.
亚当，操 Hey, Adam. Fuck.
你们在吗？ Guys?
你们可以回去啦 You're good to go.
靠，真的吗？ Holy shit. Really?
一些粘粘的东西流进了控制罩 Some sort of sticky liquid got into the crossover housing, I don't know.
一定含有硝酸甲基氯化胺 Must have had some nitratriminium in it.
一定是俄罗斯红牛 It's Chernobly.
不管是什么，它把电路破坏的一团糟 Whatever it was, it ravaged the hell out of the electronics.
你们喝得倒挺好 Worked out for you and the boys, though.
等一下，你是说这东西是整件事的关键吗？ Wait, hold on, are you saying that that's the key to the whole thing?
我们需要俄罗斯红牛才能回去？ We need the Chernobly to get back?
我是说，不管你们喝的是什么玩意 没有它就回不去 All I'm saying is, whatever your poison, I wouldn't tub without it.
特别是在黎明以后 Especially after dawn.
把话说说明白，你会死吗？ It'd kill you to give me a straight answer?
你知道吗，你是个混蛋 You know, you're kind of a dick.
各位观众，你们准备好了吗？ Hey, everybody, you ready to jam?
好 All right.
女士们，先生们，请和我一起欢迎 Ladies and gentlemen, help me welcome to the stage
尼克·韦伯！ Nick Webber!
Hi.
好久不见了 It's been a long time.
*不，我不会再跳舞了* No, I'm never gonna dance again
*脚步沉重，难以合拍* Guilty feet have got no rhythm
*杰西是我的朋友* Jessie is a friend
*一直都是我的挚友* Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
*但最近事有变化，个中原由不难解释* But lately something's changed It ain't hard to define
*杰西有了女朋友，我却也想拥她入怀* Jessie's got himself a girl And I want to make her mine
这些家伙很危险，看看这些东西 These guys are dangerous. Look at this stuff.
布雷恩，这就是个易拉罐 Blaine, it looks like a skinny soda can.
不，是易拉罐炸弹！从莫斯科带过来的 No, a soda-can bomb! This stuff's straight out of Moscow.
把这些共党狠扁一顿！ Let's go kick that Commie's ass!
切斯 Chaz.
我们是不是应该通知警察或者联邦调查局？ Shouldn't we call the cops or the FBI or something?
不，我们自己解决这件事 No, we're gonna handle this internally.
*我希望我可以拥有* I wish that I had
*杰西的女孩* Jessie's girl
*我希望我可以拥有* I wish that I had
*杰西的女孩* Jessie's girl
Yeah
这是一首来自未来的歌 看大家这么捧场的份上 This song is from the future, but since you've been good,
让你们先听为快 you get it early.
就像我们彩排时的那样 Just like we rehearsed.
*快快开始吧* Let's get it started
*就在这儿* in here
*贝斯低吟，不停息* And the bass keep runnin'runnin' And runnin'runnin'
*弹啊，弹啊* And runnin'runnin' And runnin'runnin'
*此时此刻，无法无天* In this context There's no disrespect
*我狂热高歌，你尽情摇摆* So when I bust my rhyme You break your necks
*在这五分钟里* We got five minutes For us to disconnect
*让我们停止思考，抓住旋律* From all intellect Collect the rhythm effect
*看破放下，身随心动* So lose your inhibition Follow your intuition
*卸下束缚，让灵魂飞翔* Free your inner soul And break away from tradition
*因为我们在乐中摇摆，女孩，我们心潮澎湃* 'Cause when we beat out Girl, it's putting heat out
*你不会相信，我们在如何咆哮* You wouldn't believe How we wow shit out
*燃烧吧，直至烧为灰烬* *放纵吧，直至纵到高潮* Burn it till it's burned out Turn it till it's turned out
*东、南、西、北，一起来吧* Act up from north, west, east, south
*所有的人，所有的人，一起纵情投入* Everybody, everybody Let's get into it
*让大脑一片空白* *快快开始吧* Get stupid Get it started
*快快开始吧* *快快开始吧* Get it started Get it started
*快快，一起开始吧* *快快，从这开始吧* Let's get it started Let's get it started in here
*所有的人，所有的人，一起纵情投入* Everybody, everybody Let's get into it
*让大脑一片空白* *快快开始吧* Get stupid Get it started
*快快开始吧* *快快开始吧* Get it started, get it started Let's get it started
科迪亚克俱乐部在哪？ Hey, where's the Kodiak Club?
沿着街一直走，哥们 Down the street, dude.
好的，谢谢 Okay. Okay, thank you.
听着，我和几个哥们要去打架了 Listen, me and my boys got some shit-kicking to do.
但这档子事 But this
还没完 Ain't over.
滚开，凳子 Get out of my way, stool.
*这感觉异常真实* Transmit hits with no delusion
*这种感觉不可抗拒* *我们如此动人* The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving
*所有的人，所有的人* Everybody Everybody
*一起纵情投入* Let's get into it
那是我哥们 That's my boy, right there.
- 那个歌手 - 是的 - The singer? - Yeah.
*快快开始吧* Let's get it started
我一会就回来，我朋友在那，一会就回来 I'll be back. My friends are over there. I'll come right back.
*放逸身体和灵魂* Lose control Of body and soul
*别动的太快，各位，稍稍慢一点* Don't move too fast, people Just take it slow
我现在有点事 I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now,
我一会能给你发短信吗？ but can I text you later?
- 发什么？ - 你上网吗？ - Can you what? - Are you online at all?
我不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're saying.
我怎么与你联系？ How do I get a hold of you?
过来找我 You come find me.
那听起来… That just sounds
真累 exhausting.
*异常真实* With no delusion
*这种感觉不可抗拒* *我们如此动人* The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving
他来了，你的哥们呢？ There he is. Where are your boys?
我还以为他们会来帮你呢 I thought they were gonna hold your sack.
扁他，布雷恩 Let's kick his ass, Blaine.
我他妈的朋友在哪？ Where are my fucking friends?
*喔呼! 让我们* Whoo-hoo! Let's get
*喔呼! 在这里* Whoo-hoo! In here
*让我们 喔呼!* Let's get Whoo-hoo!
*当我说 喔呼!* While I get Whoo-hoo!
- 你喜欢那首歌吗？ - 喜欢，太好听了 - You like that song? - Yeah, it's great.
它会成为热门金曲的 It's gonna be a hit.
*弹啊弹啊弹* And runnin'runnin' And runnin'runnin'
谢谢，谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
很好 Yes.
唱的太好啦 That was sweet.
好的 好的 哥们 All right. All right, man.
雄风不减 看你又站在舞台真好 Good to have you back, see you back up there, man.
我回来啦，我早该重新来过 Hey, it's coming back. I should have done this years ago.
亚当 - Guys. Adam. Guys! - About time.
你看见了吗？你看见他怎么拉风吗？ Did you see him? Did you see him rock out?
闭嘴！我们要找到俄罗斯红牛，才能回去 Shut up! Okay, we gotta find the Chernobly to get out of here.
- 俄罗斯红牛？为什么？ - 我也不是很清楚 - Chernobly? Why? - I don't know, exactly.
不过，修理工说它里面有硝酸什么 But the repairman said it's got nitro-trainium...
- 硝酸甲基氯化胺 - 谢谢 - Nitratrinanium. - Thank you.
或者别的什么玩意，它能修好时光机 Or some shit in it that'll fix the time machine.
- 有道理 - 卢在哪？ - That makes sense. - Where's Lou?
几点了？ Where is... What time is it?
操！操！靠！靠！ Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit!
卢！ Lou!
- 他在哪？ - 操 - Where is he? - Fuck.
老天，我们又没赶上！ Oh, my God! We missed it again!
你认为他在哪？ Well, where do you think he went?
当年的老地方？ Same place as last time?
*...把我困在挫折中* Keeps me together at the seams
*我已走在路上* I'm on my way
闭嘴，玻璃！ Shut up, you flamer!
*我已走在路上* I'm on my way
回家吧，混蛋！ Hey, go home! Loser!
约翰·列侬给枪杀了！ Hey, John Lennon gets shot!
等一下，好像已经发生过了？ Wait, did that already happen?
卢！ Lou!
Whoo!
他们终于来了，各位观众，我最好的朋友！ They made it, everybody! Best friends in the world!
好准时啊！ Almost just in time!
我的好兄弟 My buddies.
他妈的烟囱屋顶 Fucking Chimney Point, right? Here we are.
后半夜，手拿一瓶威士忌 Bottle of scotch, end of the night.
你们在哪？ Where were you?
我们… We were just... We came...
每次都他妈的这样，不只是今晚 Not tonight. Every fucking night.
出什么事啦？我们该一起面对的 Huh? What happened? We were gonna do shit together, man.
我们应该一起征服他妈的世界的 我们一起 We were gonna conquer the fucking world. Me and you.
你却留下了我一个人 And then you cut me off.
你要我怎么做？ What was I gonna do, man?
做你的陪葬吗，卢？ I was gonna let you drag me down into your bullshit, Lou?
没错，朋友就应该这么做 Yeah. Yes, because that's what friends do.
不是这样的 No, they don't, man!
因为还有两个人也在水深火热之中 Because then there's two people stuck in the bullshit
不仅仅是你一个人 instead of your sorry ass.
你应该为朋友两肋插刀！ You should stick by your friends through thick and thin!
我有两句话要对你说 Okay, great. I got two things to say to you.
- 说吧 - 说吗？ - Okay. - Okay?
第一，我恨你 Number one, I hate you.
- 明白 - 我们的友谊一钱不值 - Got it. - Our friendship means nothing.
你现在说的是第一句话还是第二句话？ All right, is that the first thing or the second thing?
什么？说的还是第一件事 What? No, clearly that's still part of the first thing.
- 又要怪在我身上吗？ - 你听明白了吗？ - I mean, am I the asshole? - Did you get that?
- 没明白 - 他也没明白 - No, I didn't get it. I thought... - He didn't get it.
他说有两句话… He said A and B...
别再说这事了 Let's agree to disagree about the "first" thing.
卢，俄罗斯红牛呢？我们需要它 Lou, where is the Chernobly? We need it to get back.
“卢，俄罗斯红牛呢？” "Where's the Chernobly at, Lou?"
你们就只关心这个 That's all you ever fucking care about.
他才开口 It's the first time he mentioned it.
就算我们以前提过又怎么样 Yeah, and even if we had mentioned it before,
这他妈很重要，我要回家 it's kind of a fucking big deal, okay? I wanna go home.
卢，我们回屋谈吧 Come on, Lou. Let's talk about this inside.
- 你连鞋都没了，外面太冷了 - 谁他妈拿了我的鞋？ - You got no shoes on. It's cold out. - Who took my fucking shoe?
布雷恩很显然把你的鞋都给揍掉了 Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you,
我不理解，你怎么能让人打成这样 which I don't even know how that could fucking happen.
好，去他妈的！ 去你妈的，去你妈的，去你妈的！ Okay, fuck it! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!
- 小心 - 卢！ Easy, man. Whoa, Lou!
我抓住你了 I got you.
老天 Oh, my God!
- 卢死了吗？ - 靠！ - Is Lou dead? - Shit!
他在那 There he is.
我抓不住了 I can't hold on.
- 坚持住 - 你行的 - Yes, you can! - Yes, you can hang on!
- 我要滑了 - 不，坚持住 - I'm slipping. - No, hold on.
不，尼克，坚持啊，大伙 No, Nick. Hold on. Guys!
菲尔！菲尔！ Phil! Phil!
操！ Oh, fuck!
我们死定了！就是这么发生的！ 他的手就是这么掉的 We're dead! This is how it happens! This is how he loses it!
放手吧！ Fuck it!
放手吧！我们死定了，别管我了 Fuck it, we're dead men! Just let me go.
卢，要有信心 Lou, be positive.
房顶在刮我的蛋！ The roof is scraping my nut!
奶奶的，你给我坚强点 Damn, you strong.
没事了 All right.
你怎么样？ 真高兴你们都没事 You're all right? I'm glad you guys are all right.
是我的错 My fault.
你怎么老做蠢事？ Why do you do shit like that?
- 对不起！老天 - 谢谢你，菲尔 - I'm sorry! Jesus! - Thank you, Phil.
好了，现在开始讲他妈的第二件事 All right, here's the second fucking thing, okay?
俄罗斯红牛在布雷恩手里 Blaine's got the Chernobly.
我们去夺回来，回到未来 Let's just get it from him, so we can get back to the present
然后各走各路，老死不相往来 so I can start never seeing you bitches again.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hey.
我一直在找你，你去哪儿？ I was looking for you. Where'd you go?
我得走了… 我朋友有麻烦，我得… I had to go... My friend got in trouble, but I had to...
我马上要走了 I'm leaving right now.
你马上要走了？ You're leaving right now?
- 是的 - 这真不是滋味 - Yeah. - That's not good.
我说过，我只有两个小时，我得走了 I told you, I had two hours. I gotta go.
亚当叔，快走！哪来的小妞？ Uncle Adam, come on! Who the fuck is that chick?
你想和我一起走吗？ Do you wanna come with me?
- 让她给你一个传真号，我们走吧 - 一起走吧 - Get her fax number and let's go. - Come on.
- 我不能 - 你能的 - I can't. - Yes, you can.
你想做什么就做什么，这是你自己的生活 You can do whatever you want, man. It's your life.
- 我真的想 - 好，一起走吧 - I want to. - Good. Then come on.
但是不行，因为我朋友需要我，我得帮他们 But I can't because my friends need me and I gotta show up for them,
我真的不能 so I really can't.
好吧 Okay.
那么，我们俩… So what are we... I mean, do we...
- 就这样了吗？ - 我不知道 - What happens? - I don't know.
我没什么计划 I'm not really making any plans.
我等着老天，给我一个惊喜 I'm just sort of letting the universe surprise me, right?
没错，我很喜欢你这么说 像个幸福的男人 I like that. I like that a lot. That's the sign of a happy man.
艾波尔，走吧！ April, let's go!
靠 Shit.
也许老天会让我们再相见的 Maybe the universe will bring us together again.
我盼望着那一天 I hope.
大情圣，走吧！ Casanova, let's do this!
把车掉个头，别熄火，好吗？ Just turn it around and keep it running, okay?
放心吧 Yeah, sure thing.
你走这边，我走这边？ Okay. You go this way, I'll go this way?
我不会照你的话去做的 No, I'm gonna do the opposite of everything you say.
太好了 Great.
哪一间是布雷恩的房间 Wonder which one's Blaine's room.
客户服务 Housekeeping.
快，快，快 Go, go, go.
在这找找，在哪呢？ Let's try in here. Where is it?
快出来！快出来！快出来！ Come on! Come on, come on.
内裤，内裤，内裤！ Panties, panties, panties!
你他妈在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
你为什么不他妈闭上你的骚嘴，别管闲事？ Why don't you shut your slut mouth and mind your own fucking business?
你真恶心 You disgust me.
我喜欢你犯贱的样子 I love how much you hate you.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 他们来了，快点 - 操！ - They're here, come on. - Fuck!
操是什么意思 “是说找到了红牛，我们可以回家了吗？” "Fuck" as in, "The Chernobly's here and we're all good"?
没意思，就是操！ No, "fuck" as in, "fuck!"
尼克在哪？ Where's Nick?
承认吧！ 你舔了他的蛋，舔了他的屁股 Admit it! You sucked his balls, you licked his booty,
还舔了他的脚趾头 you sucked his toes.
他的屌比我的大是吗？ Was his dick bigger than mine?
你还穿了高跟鞋，是不是？ You wore the heels, didn't you?
承认吧，婊子！ Admit it, bitch!
情况要变啦，知道吗？ There's gonna be some changes, all right?
第一，我要从我名字里拿掉你的姓 First, I'm dropping "Agnew" from my name.
不会再用你的姓了 No more hyphenate.
接着，我要重回舞台玩音乐，因为我很在行 Next, I'm getting back on stage. I'm going back to music because I jam.
也许你不会在意的 But you wouldn't know nothing about that
因为你也许正在什么地方给人吹喇叭呢！ because you're probably somewhere sucking a motherfucker's dick!
你在说什么？ Excuse me?
挂上电话，杰瑞，不关你的事 Hang up the phone, Jerry. This shit don't concern you.
你怎么知道我的名字？ How do you know my name?
挂上电话，混蛋，我在和我老婆说话！ Hang up the phone, motherfucker! This is between me and my wife!
把电话给我！ Hey! Give me that phone!
把电话给他，尼克 Give him the phone, Nick.
我知道我在干什么！我知道我在干什么！ I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing!
不，你不知道，放手，放手！ No, you don't, man. Let it go! Let it go, man.
打错电话啦 不过，你是个坏女孩，你伤了他的心 Wrong number. But you're a bad girl and you hurt him.
你在对你才9岁的老婆大喊大叫吗？ Were you just yelling at your 9-year-old wife?
是的 Yes.
他娘的，老子要灭了这些家伙 God damn it. I'm gonna go nuclear on these guys.
他们一定没走远 They couldn't have gone far, man.
卢，快点，我们得走了 Lou! Come on, we gotta go.
- Hey. - Hey.
妈？ Mom?
你找到红牛了吗？ Hey, did you find the Chernobly?
你个混蛋！ You motherfucker!
- 他去哪儿啦？ - 雅各布？ - Where did he go? - Jacob?
- 搞他妈什么？ - 发生了什么？ - What the fuck? - What's happened?
老天，我明白了 Oh, my God. I get it.
- 我是他的老爸 - 什么？ - I'm his father. - What?
等一下，我们该怎么办？ Wait, so what do we do?
上帝 Oh, my God.
做完 Hit that.
你搞定这件事 You finish this.
好的 Okay.
躺下，我们得生个傻儿子出来 Lay down. We got a stupid baby to make right now.
我又来了！ I'm back inside of you.
真不敢相信，我正在操亚当的妹妹！ I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister!
我操啊！我操啊！ I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
一时半会完不了，因为我酒喝高了 It's gonna take me a while 'cause I'm a little drunk.
不行，我要射了！ Oh, no, it's not. Here I come.
老天，我要射了！我要… Oh, my God, I'm gonna come! I'm gonna...
希亚·拉博夫！ （《变形金刚》系列电影中的小子，现实生活中 和男朋友安迪·萨姆伯格以性爱大胆著称） Oh, Shia LaBeouf!
交枪了！ Dropping loads!
射了这么多，这们这群小雅各布！ So much fucking semen. Little tiny Jacobs!
儿子 There's my boy.
太漂亮了，你个混蛋 It was so beautiful. You sack of shit!
我就知道，一定有什么原因 让我这么恨你 I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you.
现在我知道了 And now I know why.
我在牢里会告诉所有的人 我回到了过去 I'm gonna tell everybody in prison that I traveled back in time
杀了我老子！ to kill my own father!
- 雅各布，放开他，放手 - 中场休息，小伙子 - Jacob, get off him. Come on! - Time out, young man.
滚开！你死定了 Get the fuck off of me! You're a fucking dead man!
- 雅各布！ - 谁也不能操我过去的妈！ - Jacob! - Nobody fucks my mother in the past!
我好像怀孕 I feel pregnant.
不客气 You're welcome.
你们这些共党是在找这个吗？ You Commies looking for this?
- 是的 - 是的 - Yes, actually. - Yes, we are.
我们就是在找这个 That's what we're looking for.
可以还给我们吗？ You think we could get that back?
不可以 No, you may not.
还有个坏消息，我是个爱国者 But bad news for you, sport. I'm a patriot.
我不允许苏联黑手党进入我的地盘 And I'm not about to let some Ruskie fucks come into my town
引爆什么红色易拉罐炸弹 and blow shit up with some red-soda-can bomb.
把它给我们，死包皮 Just give it to us, turtleneck.
好，好，可以给你 Yeah, okay, you can have it back.
让那个混蛋过来拿 As long as that sack over there comes and takes it from me.
- 我认为他指的是你 - 他说的是你 - I think he's talking about you. - He's talking about you.
他很明显指的是我 He's obviously talking about me.
布雷恩，你好 Blaine, hello.
Um...
能把罐子给我吗？ Can I please get the soda back?
当然可以 Yeah, sure you can.
Oh.
太好了 Okay.
他妈打我的脸 Fuck me in the face.
灭了他，布雷恩！ Get him a body bag, Blaine!
给我们几分钟，好吗？ Give us a minute, okay?
听我说，哥们 Listen to me, man.
那家伙已经揍了你一次又一次 That guy, that guy has pummeled you again and again.
他不把你当一回事 He made you his little bitch.
他羞辱你，蹂躏你 He's humiliated you, emasculated you.
命运之轮把你带到了这里 The wheel of fate has stopped and dumped you here again,
又经历了一次惨败 utterly defeated.
你的话一点帮助也没有 None of this is helping me at all.
我知道，我知道，还没说完，还没说完… I know, it's coming. It's coming right now.
沉住气 Patience.
也许你应该做点不一样的事 Maybe you're supposed to do something different.
你们在干什么，俩娘们谈心吗？放马过来 What is this, girl talk? Let's go here, come on.
你比他强 You're better than him.
美国万岁！ America!
不是强太多，强一点 Maybe not by a lot, but a little.
你是弱小者的保护神 You're the patron saint of the totally fucked.
你百毒不侵，可以杀死一切东西 You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill.
你是他妈的讨厌鬼！ You're the fucking Violator!
时间到了，上吧！ The moment's over. Let's go!
你一定能行的，你一定能把我们带回家！ You can do this! You can get us the fuck out of here!
你可以成为英雄！ You can be the hero!
就像他妈的安立奎·伊格莱西亚斯 那首《英雄》里唱的一样 Enrique-fucking-Iglesias.
你爱那首歌，不是吗？ You love that song, don't you?
我他妈爱那首歌！ I love that fucking song!
来啊，哥们，让我看看你的能耐 Give me your best shot. Come on, buddy.
（歌曲：英雄）
*我要做你的英雄，宝贝* I can be your hero, baby
*我用吻抚平伤痛* I can kiss away the pain
*永远捍卫着你* I will stand by you forever
*你美得惊艳* You can take my breath away
靠 Shit.
妈的，你说的话一点用也没有 God damn it! None of what you said worked at all.
一起上，把东西抢回来，回家 Let's kick these guys' ass, get the shit and go home.
就这么干 Done.
不，不！ No, no!
去你妈的！感觉好极了！ Fuck you! Feels so good!
俄罗斯红牛 The Chernobly.
玛蒂娜·纳芙拉蒂洛娃 （80年代美国的女子网球名将，出生在捷克） Martina Navratilova.
思米尔懦夫 （一种畅销的伏特加酒） Smirnoff Ice.
你们说的对，我们苏联人，间谍！ That's right, we are Russians! Spies.
因为我刚刚说的是俄语 Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian.
他只要打开盖，这里炸上天 He pulls that top, and this whole fucking place blows.
现在倒数50次，然后拉起地毯，上下跳 You guys count backwards from 50, then pull up the carpet and jump around.
不然，老子灭了你们 Or I'll fuck you up.
菲尔，我们回旅馆 Hi, Phil. Can we go back to the hotel, lodge?
- 没问题 - 太谢谢你了 - Sure. - Thank you so much.
- 5、4、3、1… - 布雷恩，别数了 - Five, four, three... - Blaine, please stop counting.
切斯，现在是生死时刻 Chaz, this is an Acorn 5 situation.
如果我们不数的话，他们就会把我们炸上天 If we stop counting, they're gonna blow us sky-high.
就算那是一个炸弹，但他们已经走了 Look, if it is a bomb, they've got it with them, all right?
如果爆炸的话，死的是他们自己 If anyone's gonna blow up, it's them.
切斯，闭嘴！ Chaz, stop!
我们说了多久的话？ How long did our talking just take?
不知道，我又没记时 I don't know. I wasn't keeping track.
去他妈的，拼了！出去！ Fuck it, let's risk it! Move out!
你现在是我女人啦，盖好你的肚子 Now that you're with me, you gotta cover up your belly.
我们回家吧 Let's get the fuck out of here.
你说什么？我们只做了一次 What are you talking about? We only had sex once.
我们走，凯莉，待会再说 Let's go. Come on. Kelly, you can talk about it later.
- 你们还好吗？ - 谢谢你，菲尔，你帮了大忙 - You guys are all right? - Thank you, Phil. Enjoyed it.
祝你们假期快乐 Have a good rest of your vacation.
银峰旅馆期待你们的再次光临 We'd love to have you come back here to the Silver Peaks Lodge.
- 谢了，再见 - 谢了，菲尔，多保重 Thanks. Bye-bye. Thanks, Phil. Take care.
保重 Be careful.
小心！ Hey, watch out!
老天，你们看见了吗？ God, you guys see that?
不会吧！ Come on, man!
这么好的戏，怎么不叫我？ Why would you fucking take that from me?
我们没有… I didn't take it from you.
你们… You guys...
老天！ Oh, my God!
断了！断了！ It happened! It happened!
你他妈笑什么？恶心！ Why the fuck are you laughing? Gross!
有人受伤了，有人受伤了！ 呼叫巡逻小队 Man down, man down! Code 11.
所有的人拿起装备，行动！ All right, everybody grab your gear, we gotta move!
再见，凯莉 Later, Kelly.
再见，妈，我爱你，别吸毒 Bye, Mom. Love you. Don't do drugs, okay?
再见 Hey, bye.
你不和我回房间吗？ Aren't you coming to my room with me?
不行，我要脱掉衣服，和这帮家伙进浴缸 No, I gotta take my clothes off and get in a hot tub with these guys.
我们没戏了 Then I'm totally over you.
凯莉，听我说，这是一次有趣的旅程 Kelly, listen. It's been an interesting trip.
你是我妹妹，我爱你 You're my sister and I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
别去杰西潘尼商场偷化妆品 （杰西潘尼/JCPenney是世界最大的服装销售商 开有上千家商场） And don't steal that Caboodle makeup thing from JCPenney
这样，你就不会去坐牢 and you won't do any hard time.
我们20年后再见 I'll see you in 20 years.
你早上来接我，是吗？ Uh. You're giving me a ride in the morning, right?
哈利路亚！ Hallelujah!
抱膝跳水！ Cannonball!
让我们开始吧！ Yeah! Let's get this party started!
小子 Young blood.
靠！ Holy shit!
瞧，起动了 Hey, look, it's happening.
开始了 Here it comes!
快，我看见90年代了 Hurry up. I can see the '90s.
你为什么脱衣服？ Why are you taking off your clothes?
我不知道，只是觉得应该这样 I don't know, man. It just feels right, you know?
别管了 Fuck it.
亚当！亚当！我不走了 Adam! Adam! I'm not gonna go!
- 什么？ - 我要留下来 - What? - I'm gonna stay!
别开玩笑了，卢，走吧！ Don't fuck around, Lou. Let's go!
我适合这里 I'm good here, man.
我过得很愉快！我终于狠狠揍了那家伙一顿 I had a good day! I beat the shit out of that guy, finally!
我还操了你妹妹！ I fucked your sister!
我也许能当个好爸爸！ I could be a good dad!
我爱你，雅各布！ I love you, Jacob!
去你妈的 Fuck you!
小牲畜，一口脏话！ Little scamp. They say the damndest things, man.
走吧，卢，走吧！ 回到家，我们再好好聊 Come on, Lou, let's go! We'll talk about it when we get home!
我上回是自杀！ I was trying to kill myself!
我知道，哥们，所以我们才会一起来这！ I know, man. That's why we came here!
我要是回去了，我还会自杀的 If I go back, I'm just gonna kill myself all over again, man.
- 我不想回去 - 你真想留下吗？ - I can't. - You're gonna stay?
你们俩，快来，走吧 Guys, let's go.
好吧，你要是留下，我也留下 All right, well, if you're gonna stay, I'm gonna stay!
你真的为我这么做吗？ You'd really do that for me?
我们是最好的朋友！你要留下，我陪你！ We're best friends! If you're staying, I'm staying!
你的事，就是我的事 Your bullshit's my bullshit, right?
我是你最好的朋友吗？ I'm your best friend?
你是我最好的朋友之一！ You are one of my best friends!
- 我记住了！ - 你要带我去哪？ - I'll take that! - Where you going on me?
谢谢 Thank you!
老天 Oh, my God!
来！ All right, man. Come on!
靠！ Holy shit.
我希望，这是我最后一次穿越时光 This better be the last time my ass travels through time.
Oh...
见到你真高兴 It is so good to see you.
在拍了吗？ Are we rolling?
欢迎回来！娘们！ Welcome back, bitches!
是卢吗？ Is that Lou?
怎么这么久？镜头拉远 What took you so long? All right, zoom out.
发型真怪 Yeah, that's a weird hair choice.
看看老爸都干了什么 Uh-oh. Look what Daddy did.
他看起来像头狮子 He looks like a lion.
没看见你过来 Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.
有个问题 Here's a question.
盗用未来的事，获取财富… Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future
对我来说，在道德上是错误的吗？ for personal financial gain?
也许吧 Perhaps.
还有个问题 Here's another question.
我会关心吗？ Do I give a fuck?
那是我爸 That's my father.
看看我的女人 Hey, check out my girl.
你又把他妈的蟹肉蛋糕烤焦了 You burned the fucking crab cakes again.
我是有意的，就喜欢这个味 No, I didn't burn them because I like them that way!
我他妈恨你，路易 I fucking hate you, Louis.
我也恨你，宝贝 I hate you, too, baby.
我爱那个女人 I love that woman, man.
那两个是我的父母 Those are my parents.
但老实讲，好多事改变了 But seriously, a lot has changed.
无论如何，别他妈紧张 So, whatever happens, stay the fuck calm.
一会你们就知道了 It'll all make sense soon.
早上好 Good morning.
靠，菲尔，你有两只手 Holy shit, Phil, you got both your arms.
是啊 Oh. Yeah, I do.
难以置信 That's incredible.
当时扫雪机开了过来 Yeah, what happened was a snowplow came along
撞掉了我的右胳膊 and it took my arm right off.
但雪地巡逻队员来了，他们把它用冰镇住 But the ski patrol came along and they put it on ice.
布雷恩和切斯，保住了他的胳膊！ Blaine and Chaz. Blaine and Chaz saved his arm!
再过15分钟，胳膊就彻底没用了 We got 15 minutes before that thing dies, all right.
我们一定要帮你接上它！ We're gonna put that back on you!
我好高兴啊 I'm pretty happy.
看起来不错 It looks great.
另外，我有一张你们回家的地图 Anyhow, I have instructions on how to get home.
- 我们知道家在哪 - 是啊，我们知道 - We know how to get home. - Yeah. We know...
多臣先生料到你们会这么说 Mr. Dorchen anticipated that you might say that,
我打印了几张“卢哥”地图 so I took the liberty of printing up some Lougle maps for you.
- 你是说“谷歌”吧？ - “卢哥”地图 - You mean "Google"? - Lougle maps.
你们傻了吧？ What's the matter with you guys?
操 Fuck me.
菲尔，如果你想上网找黄片 So, Phil, if you wanna find, you know, like porno
或餐馆，或别的什么东西的话 你就用“卢哥”来找，是吗？ or a restaurant review or anything like that, you use Lougle?
没错 Correct.
自由女神像上，肯定也有“卢哥” I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too.
我要进这吗？ You want me to go in there?
地图上是这么说的 That's what it says on the map.
一会打电话给我 Call me later.
你好 Hello.
欢迎回来，韦伯先生，你旅行愉快吗？ Welcome back, Mr. Webber. How was your time away?
Uh...
旅行愉快吗？ Hey, how was the trip?
很好 Good.
*让时光飞逝* Letting the days go by
*让水流抚慰着我* Let the water hold me down
*让时光飞逝* Letting the days go by
*地下流淌的水* Water flowing underground
*再次汇入蔚蓝海洋* Into the blue again
*当金钱消失以后* After the money's gone
*此生某刻* Once in a lifetime
*地下流淌的水* Water flowing underground
混蛋 Motherfucker.
尼克？ Nick?
宝贝，周末过的好吗？你提前回来了 Baby, how was your weekend? I wasn't expecting you today.
宝贝，宝贝，我有件事要对你你说 Baby. Baby. I got something to tell you.
我知道你和一个叫史蒂夫搞外遇 I know about what you did with a guy named Steve.
史蒂夫？我们的前台接待员？ Steve? Our receptionist?
就是外面那个长张黎巴嫩脸的混蛋吗？ That Tyrese-Iooking motherfucker out there?
宝贝，等一下，你在说什么？ Baby, wait a minute. What are you talking about?
你以为我在外面乱搞吗？ You think I'm fooling around?
第一，我绝不会乱搞的 First of all, I would never screw around.
你还记得我对你说过的，我9岁时接过的那通… And you remember I told you about that crazy wrong number
打错了的，胡言乱语的电话吗？ I got when I was nine.
- 那个家伙… - 我爱你，考特妮 - That man was so... - I love you, Courtney.
我太爱你了 I love you so much.
我也爱你，尼克·韦伯 I love you, too, Nick Webber.
尼克·韦伯？ Nick Webber?
那是你的名字 That's your name.
对，是我的名字 Yeah, it is my name.
- 对 - 再说一遍我的名字 - Yeah. - You know my name. Say it again.
尼克 Nick
韦伯 - Webber. - Yeah.
抓住那个，我拿这个 Grab that. I'll take this one.
妈，我给你倒了杯喝的 Hey, Mom. I made you a drink.
有酒精吗？ Is there alcohol in that?
我相信威士忌现在还是有酒精 Yeah, I believe there's still alcohol in scotch.
那个周末真是… Talk about your lost weekend, huh?
我明白 I know, right? Man.
我的家人 Hey, family.
你们两个小娘们在谈什么呢？ What are you faggots talking about?
我的两个帅男人 My two handsome men.
我再给你倒一杯，爸 Let me get you another drink, Dad.
爸爸的乖儿子 Daddy's little buddy.
你们知道，什么最不可思议吗？ You know what I can't believe?
是我们都聚在了这里 I can't believe we're all here.
不敢相信我们成功了 I can't believe we all made it.
同心协力 Made it together.
- 干杯 - 干杯 - A toast. - A toast.
就在大约3天前，也许是20年前 Approximately three days ago, or 20 years,
这得看，你对时间连续性是怎么看的了，雅各布 depending on your understanding of the time-space continuum, Jacob,
和你们一起坐在这，原本是我最恶的恶梦 sitting here with you guys would have been my worst nightmare.
真的 It's true.
但现在，我可以很负责地说 But I can honestly say right now
能和你们在一起，我真的很高兴 I'm very happy to be right here in this moment with you,
我最好的朋友们 - my best friends. - Hear, hear.
- 为朋友 - 为家庭 - To friends. - And family.
干杯！ All right. Cheers!
为了过去，现在和未来 To past, present and future.
干杯！ Cheers!
- “卢哥”搜索引擎？ - 是的 - So, "Lougle," huh? - Yeah.
“卢哥”，只不过是一件 我玩了一阵子的，值几十亿的东西 Lougle. Just this multibillion-dollar thing I did for a while.
我真正的兴趣是音乐，乐队解散了真让人恼火 My real passion's music, though. So pissed the band broke up.
乐队？什么乐队？ Band? What band were you ever in?
（歌曲：家，甜蜜的家）
*你知道我是个梦想家* You know I'm a dreamer
*但我却有一颗赤子之心* But my heart's of gold
*昔日，我远走他方* I had to run away high
*只不愿归时蹉跎* So I wouldn't come home low
*今日的成功* Just when things went right
*不代表过去的都是徒劳* Doesn't mean they were always wrong
*…伴歌而行吧* *你将永远不会觉得* Just take this song and you'll never feel
*孤单* Left all alone
*将我放入你的心田* Take me to your heart
*对我深深思念* Feel me in your bones
*还有一晚* Just one more night
*我将走完这条漫长曲折的归途* And I'm coming off this long and winding road
*我回来了* I'm on my way
*家，甜蜜的家* Home sweet home
*今晚，就在今晚* Tonight, tonight
*我回来了* I'm on my way
*家，甜蜜的家* Home sweet home
*你知道我已见过* You know that I've seen
*电影中无数的浪漫童话* Too many romantic dreams
*在灯光灿烂处闪耀* Up in lights
*消失在银幕之外* falling off the silver screen
*我的心在所有人的面前* My heart's like an open book
*一览无遗* For the whole world to read
*有时我无依无靠* Sometimes nothing keeps me together
*失意彷徨* at the seams
*我回来了* I'm on my way
*家，甜蜜的家* Home sweet home
*是的* Yeah
*我回来了* I'm on my way
*让我自由吧* Just set me free
*家，甜蜜的家* Home sweet home