0 00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,020 1954. 1954. 1 00:01:54,231 --> 00:01:57,689 你再也不会有那样的岁月了。这是我最喜欢的一年。 You don't get years like that anymore. It was my favorite year. 2 00:02:03,941 --> 00:02:05,499 看那辆别克! Look at that Buick! 3 00:02:05,609 --> 00:02:10,103 看,那漵我谈论什么。1954年，别克还是别克。 See, tha漵 what I'm talking about. In 1954, a Buick was a Buick. 4 00:02:11,015 --> 00:02:12,482 它看起来不像雪佛兰…… It didn't look like a Chevy... 5 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:16,919 …它看起来像一辆庞蒂克，你无法把它和一辆像今天这样的老爷车区分开来。 ...which looks like a Pontiac, which you can't tell apart from an Olds, like today. 6 00:02:17,021 --> 00:02:20,787 这是1954年人们的着装。光滑,嗯? This is the way people dressed in 1954. Smooth, huh? 7 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:33,899 1954年，电视直播，喜剧为王。 In 1954, television was live, and comedy was king. 8 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:38,834 米尔顿·伯利、席德·凯撒和杰基·格里森等喜剧明星留住了美国…… Comic stars like Milton Berle, Sid Caesar and Jackie Gleason kept America... 9 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,433 …在电视机前。 ...in front of their TVsets. 10 00:02:40,511 --> 00:02:43,344 我是喜剧《Cavalcade》的新人编剧。 I was the freshman writer on The Comedy Cavalcade... 11 00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,781 …斯坦"国王"凯瑟主演，周六晚8点。 ...starring Stan "King" Kaiser, Saturday nights at 8:00. 12 00:02:46,984 --> 00:02:52,047 我,那漵我,地主的石头,这家伙用刀的家伙。 There I am, tha漵 me, Benjy Stone, the guy carrying the guy with the sword. 13 00:02:52,489 --> 00:02:57,324 那个拿着剑的人是艾伦·斯旺，有史以来最伟大的电影偶像…… The guy with the sword is Alan Swann, the greatest movie idol of all times... 14 00:02:57,528 --> 00:02:58,859 …我的个人英雄。 ...and my personal hero. 15 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:03,589 那个星期，艾伦·斯旺(Alan Swann)客串了喜剧《骑兵》(Cavalcade)。 That week, Alan Swann was the guest star on The Comedy Cavalcade. 16 00:03:05,803 --> 00:03:07,634 这是我们写节目的地方: This is where we wrote the show: 17 00:03:07,705 --> 00:03:10,071 30洛克菲勒广场。我们称之为《我为喜剧狂》。 30 Rockefeller Plaza. "30 Rock," we called it. 18 00:03:12,743 --> 00:03:16,440 在被要求离开布鲁克林学院两年后，我来到了这里…… Here I was, two years after being asked to leave Brooklyn College... 19 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:20,242 …而且我每周挣的钱比整个四楼还多… ...and I was earning more money per week than the entire fourth floor... 20 00:03:20,317 --> 00:03:23,514 …我母亲在布鲁克林海洋公园路上的公寓 ...of my mother's apartment house on Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn. 21 00:03:23,587 --> 00:03:27,284 总之1954年艾伦·斯旺那周 Anyway, 1954, the week Alan Swann... 22 00:03:27,358 --> 00:03:29,326 …是喜剧《骑兵队》的客串明星 ...was the guest star on The Comedy Cavalcade... 23 00:03:29,393 --> 00:03:31,520 …对我来说是一个重大的转折点 ...was a major turning point for me. 24 00:03:31,595 --> 00:03:32,892 它改变了我。 It changed me. 25 00:03:32,997 --> 00:03:34,021 抓住它! Hold it! 26 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,529 早上好。 Good morning. 27 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,197 早上好。 Good morning. 28 00:03:40,271 --> 00:03:41,966 早上好。 Good morning. 29 00:03:46,076 --> 00:03:46,974 好,嗯? Good, huh? 30 00:03:47,177 --> 00:03:49,839 -你在跟我说话吗，赛?-看看我在问谁! - You talking to me, Sy? - Look who I'm asking! 31 00:03:49,947 --> 00:03:53,405 -抱歉我迟到了，西。-食物，给我食物! - Sorry I'm late, Sy. - The food, give me my food! 32 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:55,281 咖啡店里挤满了人。 The coffee shop was jammed. 33 00:03:55,653 --> 00:04:00,249 “很好，谢谢你，西。”你呢?真的吗?不，我不这么认为。” "Fine, thank you, Sy. And you? Really? No, I didn't think so." 34 00:04:00,858 --> 00:04:02,849 这是什么，茶?我没有点茶! What is this, tea? I didn't order tea! 35 00:04:02,927 --> 00:04:04,895 漵草的。他喝了茶，吃了烤面包。 Tha漵 Herb's. He had the tea and toast. 36 00:04:04,962 --> 00:04:06,122 这是你的，赛。 This is yours, Sy. 37 00:04:06,196 --> 00:04:07,959 特大号咖啡，六种糖…… Extra large coffee, six sugars... 38 00:04:08,032 --> 00:04:11,593 …烤百吉饼，浓黄油，奶油芝士，葡萄果冻。 ...toasted bagel, heavy butter, cream cheese, grape jelly. 39 00:04:11,769 --> 00:04:14,135 等一下!我的面包屑蛋糕呢? Wait a minute! Where's my crumb cake? 40 00:04:14,538 --> 00:04:17,029 他们出去了。西德尼放了一只熊爪。 They were out. Sidney put in a bear claw. 41 00:04:22,146 --> 00:04:24,808 -爱丽丝，我们看到了什么?-斯旺的电影剪辑 - Alice, what are we seeing? - Clips from Swann's movies. 42 00:04:24,882 --> 00:04:27,749 从他的废话片段。滚,草! Clips from his crap. Roll them, Herb! 43 00:04:38,262 --> 00:04:41,527 -我是托尔图加的船长。-该死的队长! - This is Captain from Tortuga. - Captain from crap! 44 00:04:46,303 --> 00:04:47,827 这个词来自Rapture。 This is from Rapture. 45 00:04:48,906 --> 00:04:51,898 你叫斯旺干什么演戏?那漵不是表演。 You call what Swann does acting? Tha漵 not acting. 46 00:04:52,276 --> 00:04:55,245 那漵亲吻和跳跃和饮酒和向前移动。 Tha漵 kissing and jumping and drinking and humping. 47 00:04:56,347 --> 00:04:59,077 我不知道我们为什么要把视力浪费在这些垃圾上。 I don't know why we're wasting our eyesight on this crap. 48 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:00,844 斯旺怎么也不会出现了。 Swann's never going to show up anyhow. 49 00:05:00,918 --> 00:05:03,250 -他们会找到他的，赛-发生了什么事? - They'll find him, Sy. - What happened? 50 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,948 他昨晚安然无恙。我们知道的就这些。 He landed fine last night. That much we know. 51 00:05:06,123 --> 00:05:07,249 那么，他在哪里? So, where is he? 52 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:09,417 藏在哪里了呢?喝酒和向前移动。 Where else? Drinking and humping. 53 00:05:43,627 --> 00:05:44,787 你好。 Hello. 54 00:05:45,863 --> 00:05:47,023 嗨。 Hi. 55 00:06:01,645 --> 00:06:02,839 这是废话! This is crap! 56 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,711 -这是最棒的部分。-没有“最好的部分”。 - That was the best part. - There is no "best part." 57 00:06:06,884 --> 00:06:09,114 斯万一生中从未拍过像样的电影。 Swann never made a decent movie in his life. 58 00:06:09,186 --> 00:06:11,984 西，那个，王冠的捍卫者，是一个经典。 Sy, that one, Defender of the Crown, is a classic. 59 00:06:12,089 --> 00:06:12,748 废话。 Crap. 60 00:06:12,823 --> 00:06:14,723 -托尔图加的上尉也来了。——废话。 - So is Captain from Tortuga. - Crap. 61 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,555 -那光荣之剑呢?——废话。 - And what about Swords of Glory? - Crap. 62 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:17,924 ——阿马里洛?——废话。 - Amarillo? - Crap. 63 00:06:17,995 --> 00:06:19,326 -苏丹的沙子?——废话。 - Sands of the Sudan? - Crap. 64 00:06:19,396 --> 00:06:21,261 班杰，你想看电影，就当引座员吧。 Benjy, you want to see movies, be an usher. 65 00:06:21,331 --> 00:06:24,994 剩下的我们是来写专业的演艺圈喜剧的。 The rest of us are here to write professional show business comedy. 66 00:06:26,336 --> 00:06:28,531 对你来说，是半职业的。 In your case, semi-professional. 67 00:06:28,772 --> 00:06:30,672 赫伯，你不能跟一个人谈谈吗… Herb, can't you talk to a person... 68 00:06:30,741 --> 00:06:32,800 …就像一个正常的人? ...like a regular, normal human being? 69 00:06:36,413 --> 00:06:37,345 不。 No. 70 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,982 来吧。金想让我们看一遍“老大”劫持的草图。 Come on. King wants us to see a run-through of the Boss Hijack sketch. 71 00:06:44,021 --> 00:06:47,218 嘿，简宁，你什么时候能让我进入你的包厢? Hey, Janine, when will you let me get into your box? 72 00:06:51,395 --> 00:06:54,228 孩子，我昨晚看了你的斗牛士素描。 Hey, kid, I read your bullfighter sketch last night. 73 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:56,662 -你喜欢吗?-打了一半就睡着了。 - You liked it? - Dozed off halfway through it. 74 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:59,566 别误会我的意思。我不漵这不是有趣的。 Don't get the wrong idea. I漵 not that it wasn't funny. 75 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,934 ——我漵不有趣。-我看过那个草图。 - I漵 that it wasn't funny. - I read that sketch. 76 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,063 我觉得它棒极了。 I thought it was terrific. 77 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:05,665 那也许你应该当首席作家，爱丽丝! Then maybe you should be head writer, Alice! 78 00:07:07,277 --> 00:07:09,745 -我不能冒这个险什么机会? - I couldn't take the chance. - What chance? 79 00:07:11,115 --> 00:07:13,015 我会变得像你一样。 That I'd become like you. 80 00:07:13,784 --> 00:07:14,773 抓住它! Hold it! 81 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,988 k C ! K. C! 82 00:07:45,983 --> 00:07:49,680 西尔弗先生想看海伦在演《三个火枪手》时的戏服。 Mr. Silver wants to see Helen's costume for the Three Musketeers sketch. 83 00:07:49,753 --> 00:07:53,120 现在他想要它，当我在这里的屁股在线程! Now he wants it, when I'm up to my ass here in threads! 84 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:58,487 所以,le漵有一个安静的晚餐。 So, le漵 have a quiet dinner tonight. 85 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,790 丹尼的隐匿处。 Danny's Hideaway. 86 00:07:59,863 --> 00:08:00,693 李尔! Lil! 87 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:04,928 我们要分成两份，五分熟。我得到了它。 We'll split a Chateaubriand, medium rare. I got it. 88 00:08:05,302 --> 00:08:08,567 小心你的皇冠，孩子。你打破它，你买了它! Careful with the tiara, kid. You break it, you bought it! 89 00:08:10,507 --> 00:08:13,635 然后，一辆双轮马车穿过中央公园。 Then, a hansom cab ride through Central Park. 90 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:17,607 从那里我们跳到了阿尔冈昆酒店，喝了一杯提神酒。 From there we hop over to the Algonquin for a cordial. 91 00:08:17,681 --> 00:08:19,911 我们在你那里过夜。你觉得怎么样? We end the night at your place. What do you think? 92 00:08:19,983 --> 00:08:22,713 本杰明，我为什么要跟你约会? Benjamin, why would I want to go out with you? 93 00:08:22,786 --> 00:08:25,880 每次你走近我，你都使我难堪或羞辱。 Every time you come near me you embarrass or humiliate me. 94 00:08:25,956 --> 00:08:28,083 你想要我做什么? What do you want from me? 95 00:08:30,394 --> 00:08:31,622 性。 Sex. 96 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:35,491 -现在几点了?-我不知道。 - What is the time? - I don't know. 97 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:38,796 -你没有手表吗?-不，我不能戴表。 - Don't you have a watch? - No, I'm not allowed to wear a watch. 98 00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:39,858 为什么不呢? Why not? 99 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,901 我不信任他们。 I don't trust them. 100 00:08:41,972 --> 00:08:42,836 为什么? Why? 101 00:08:43,807 --> 00:08:45,968 一只手比另一只短。 One hand is shorter than the other. 102 00:08:49,413 --> 00:08:51,574 -嗨。-你知道几点了吗? - Hi. - Do you have the time? 103 00:08:51,982 --> 00:08:53,950 我漵25。 I漵 9:25. 104 00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:57,216 你是不是有事迟到了? Are you late for something? 105 00:08:57,988 --> 00:08:59,478 总是这样。 Always. 106 00:09:01,892 --> 00:09:04,019 但我不太确定是为了什么。 But I'm never quite sure for what. 107 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:07,421 人! People! 108 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:13,196 我不喜欢打断大家看《最后的晚餐》，但我也不介意看个排演。 I hate to break up the Last Supper, but I wouldn't mind seeing a run-through. 109 00:09:15,005 --> 00:09:18,463 很抱歉告诉你，但是King把独白给删掉了。 Sorry to tell you this, but King threw out the monologue. 110 00:09:19,109 --> 00:09:21,236 里奥，你的独白很精彩。 Leo, that monologue was good. 111 00:09:21,345 --> 00:09:24,178 检查!完美!我写它! Check that! Perfect! I wrote it! 112 00:09:24,915 --> 00:09:28,112 -这就是西·本森的底线!-不要做任何疯狂的事。 - Here's where Sy Benson draws the line! - Don't do anything crazy. 113 00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:30,847 金需要被教导。首先是这个词… King has to be taught. First comes the word... 114 00:09:30,921 --> 00:09:33,947 …单词是“funny!”独白不留下，我就走! ...and the word was "funny!" The monologue stays, or I go! 115 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:37,285 -赛，也许我们可以互相妥协。——不妥协。 - Sy, maybe we can compromise. - No compromise. 116 00:09:37,761 --> 00:09:40,093 西·本森有他的正直，他的骄傲! Sy Benson has his integrity, his pride! 117 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,655 金会逐字逐句地独白，否则我就走。我走! King does that monologue word for word, or I walk. I walk! 118 00:09:43,734 --> 00:09:45,634 独白。 Monologue is in. 119 00:09:47,271 --> 00:09:48,260 早上好,王。 Good morning, King. 120 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,999 ——你好,斯坦。-早上好。 - Hello, Stan. - Yeah, good morning. 121 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:52,473 金，关于独白… King, about the monologue... 122 00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:54,338 赛，你闻到什么了吗? Sy, do you smell something? 123 00:09:55,379 --> 00:09:57,176 我漵来自脚本。 I漵 coming from the script. 124 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:02,978 我漵你的独白。好臭的汉堡! I漵 your monologue. What a stink burger! 125 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:03,984 k C ! K. C! 126 00:10:04,254 --> 00:10:05,118 拉! Pull! 127 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:07,188 繁荣! Boom! 128 00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:09,482 我讨厌它。我漵不有趣。我漵! I hate it. I漵 not funny. I漵 out! 129 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,857 嘿，宝贝，我们又没有结婚。 Hey, babe, we're not married to it. 130 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,195 独白。 Monologue is out. 131 00:10:15,299 --> 00:10:18,700 西·本森，一座果冻塔。 Sy Benson, a tower of Jello. 132 00:10:28,178 --> 00:10:31,705 我想我刚才对赛太过分了。 I think I went a too far with Sy just now. 133 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,012 我真的伤害了他的感情。 I really hurt his feelings. 134 00:10:34,618 --> 00:10:36,313 我得给他买点东西。 I've got to get him something. 135 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,946 这里是100美元。把他的东西。 Here's $100. Get him something. 136 00:10:40,257 --> 00:10:43,055 轮胎很好。给他一套轮胎。 Tires are nice. Get him a set of tires. 137 00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:45,492 打电话给我在布朗克斯的兄弟，他会告诉你在哪儿。 Call my brother in the Bronx, he'll tell you where. 138 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,462 老板劫持草图。从顶部。 Boss Hijack sketch. From the top. 139 00:10:47,531 --> 00:10:48,429 k C ? K. C? 140 00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:51,927 白胎壁轮胎。 Whitewalls. 141 00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,468 白胎壁轮胎吗? Whitewalls? 142 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,134 我们开始吧。 Here we go. 143 00:11:01,144 --> 00:11:05,103 卷。五，四，三，二… Roll it. Five, four, three, two... 144 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,383 …和进来。 ...and come in. 145 00:11:09,186 --> 00:11:12,053 -谁拥有格雷51年的DeSoto?-新来的，哈里斯。 - Who owns the gray '51 DeSoto? - The new guy, Harris. 146 00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:15,386 你把车停在老大的车位上了。你最好行动。 You're parked in Boss Hijack's spot. You better move. 147 00:11:15,492 --> 00:11:18,086 老板对他发脾气了。 The Boss has got some temper on him. 148 00:11:18,195 --> 00:11:20,459 能有多糟呢? How bad can it be? 149 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:27,634 你很幸运，我们在二楼。这让他慢了下来。 You're lucky we're on the second floor. It slowed him down. 150 00:11:40,016 --> 00:11:43,247 有人把车停在我的车位上了。 Somebody parked in my spot. 151 00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:50,190 移动你的车。 Move your car. 152 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,929 停电应该早一点来。 That blackout has got to come a beat sooner. 153 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,968 尖叫，我保证你会尖叫。 Screams, I guarantee you screams. 154 00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:02,061 好吧，现在我们只需要再多27分钟… Well, now all we need is another 27 minutes... 155 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:03,504 …我们这周有节目。 ...and we got a show this week. 156 00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:05,165 进来,Sy。 Coming in, Sy. 157 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,239 草! Herb! 158 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,908 斯旺来了吗?-他在路上了。 - Is Swann here yet? - He's on his way. 159 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:16,211 阿尔菲去接他，然后他… Alfie went to pick him up and then he's... 160 00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:17,913 还没到这里，太好了。 Not here yet, great. 161 00:12:22,626 --> 00:12:26,289 爱丽丝，你今天看起来真漂亮。你喜欢我寄给你的鞋子吗? You look real nice today, Alice. Did you like the shoes I sent you? 162 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,824 哦,是的。 Oh, yeah. 163 00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:31,200 那你为什么把他们送回去? So why did you send them back? 164 00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:34,760 尺寸不对。他们被利用了。 They were the wrong size. And they were used. 165 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,975 -来吧，滚这个东西。地主,灯! - Come on, roll this thing. - Benjy, lights! 166 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,210 这家伙会搞笑吗? Is this guy going to be funny? 167 00:12:48,285 --> 00:12:51,118 他跳来跳去很好，但是他会很有趣吗? He jumps around nice, but is he going to be funny? 168 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:03,793 上帝啊,我漵Renfield ! Good God, i漵 Renfield! 169 00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,026 我以为他死了。 I thought he was dead. 170 00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:11,198 他确实是。不过用剑很在行。 And so he is. Very good with a sword, though. 171 00:13:16,513 --> 00:13:18,981 女士们，先生们，你们好。 Good morrow to you, ladies and gentlemen. 172 00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:20,749 他醉醺醺的。 He's plastered. 173 00:13:20,851 --> 00:13:23,479 欧洲一些最精美的建筑也是如此。 So are some of the finest erections in Europe. 174 00:13:24,955 --> 00:13:27,515 如果我真的喝醉了，我能这样做吗? If I were truly plastered, could I do this? 175 00:13:27,624 --> 00:13:30,115 本巴切利先生，能帮我拿着剑吗? Signor Bumbacelli, would you hold my sword? 176 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,661 我们知道他能做到。 We know he can do that. 177 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:46,967 ——我仍然漵滴答作响。-阿尔菲，怎么了? - I漵 still ticking. - Alfie, what happened? 178 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,705 首先，在机场遇到了一些困难。 To begin with, there was some difficulty at the airport. 179 00:13:50,881 --> 00:13:53,145 斯万先生被重新分类了。 Mr. Swann here has been reclassified. 180 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:55,079 ——重新分类?-是的。 - Reclassified? - Yeah. 181 00:13:55,986 --> 00:13:57,044 运费。 As freight. 182 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,109 哦,男孩。 Oh, boy. 183 00:13:58,455 --> 00:14:00,787 然后斯万先生想在这里停几下。 Then Mr. Swann wanted to make a couple of stops. 184 00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:02,882 阿尔菲，我叫你带他去华尔道夫酒店! Alfie, I told you to take him to the Waldorf! 185 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:05,553 我得踩刹车了，西尔弗先生。 I've got to slam your brakes on, Mr. Silver. 186 00:14:05,829 --> 00:14:08,423 我开车送斯万先生时，他是车的总管。 When I'm driving Mr. Swann, he's chief of the car. 187 00:14:08,498 --> 00:14:10,557 当他说要停几站的时候… When he says he wants to make some stops... 188 00:14:10,634 --> 00:14:12,829 …阿尔菲·本巴切利停了下来。 ...Alfie Bumbacelli makes the stops. 189 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,665 和那漵我生活的。 And tha漵 what I live by. 190 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,571 至少我们有足够的时间来替换他。 At least we've got plenty of time to replace him. 191 00:14:18,642 --> 00:14:19,404 甩掉他。 Dump him. 192 00:14:19,476 --> 00:14:23,537 利奥，有什么办法吗?我是说，他是个传奇人物。 Leo, isn't there some way? I mean, the man is a legend. 193 00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:26,343 斯坦，你怎么看? Stan, what do you think? 194 00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:30,580 我不知道。 I don't know. 195 00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:34,153 他是一个传奇人物。 He is a legend. 196 00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:36,650 史上最大的明星之一。 One of the biggest stars ever. 197 00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:40,025 他是独一无二的。像这样的人是不可替代的。 He's one of a kind. A guy like this is irreplaceable. 198 00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:45,464 -换掉他，利奥。——你不能! - Replace him, Leo. - You can't! 199 00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:47,359 风险太大。他出去了。 Too risky. He's out. 200 00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:48,835 但是,王… But, King... 201 00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:53,474 …你是对的。 ...you're right. 202 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,042 这太冒险了。 This is too risky. 203 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,943 你不能冒险做这样的事。 You can't take a chance with something like this. 204 00:14:58,548 --> 00:15:02,848 听着，国王，你现在是个大明星了，我相信你会永远是个大明星。 Look, King, you're a big star now, and I'm sure you always will be. 205 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:09,349 但假设，我知道这永远不会发生…… But suppose, and I know this is never going to happen... 206 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,729 …但假设有一天你会变成这样。 ...but suppose someday you wind up like this. 207 00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:19,326 我希望没人对你做你对他做的事。 I hope nobody does to you what you're doing to him. 208 00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:24,597 甩掉他。 Dump him. 209 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:34,840 你是谁，竟敢这样对我说话?你这个小吉米尼蟋蟀害虫! Who are you to talk to me like that? You little Jiminy Cricket pest bastard! 210 00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:38,515 他又得到了一次机会。 He gets one more chance. 211 00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:39,452 ——不!——是的! - No! - Yes! 212 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,386 是的! Yes! 213 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,185 是啊，但现在你要对他负责。 Yeah, but now you, you're going to be responsible for him. 214 00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:49,891 斯万最好每次排练清醒,或者我漵你的屁股,明白吗? Swann better be at every rehearsal sober, or i漵 your ass, understand? 215 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,327 你看,Sy, ki飐得到球。 You see, Sy, this ki飐 got balls. 216 00:15:56,473 --> 00:15:58,839 一个星期的薪水，斯旺要跳水了。 A week's salary Swann takes a dive. 217 00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:01,205 -嘿，斯旺·潜水。——你在! - Hey, Swann dive. - You're on! 218 00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:12,710 双拉飐的选择对我来说,你蟾蜍。 Double the la飐 bet for me, you toad. 219 00:16:17,994 --> 00:16:20,258 好了，选一张牌。去做吧。任何卡。 All right now, pick a card. Go ahead. Any card. 220 00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,922 普里西拉,到这里来。 Priscilla, come here. 221 00:16:22,932 --> 00:16:25,230 现在把它放回甲板上，任何地方。 Now put it back in the deck, anywhere. 222 00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:28,403 -你在这里工作多久了?-大约一年了。 - How long you working here? - About a year. 223 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,336 -你今天看起来真漂亮。——谢谢。 - You look real nice today. - Thank you. 224 00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:34,338 给，把你的地址写在这儿，放在我桌子上。 Here, write your address down here and put it on my desk. 225 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:36,538 我去给你送些牛排。 I'm going to send you some steaks. 226 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,108 那是你的卡吗? Is that your card? 227 00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:39,705 是的,那漵我的名片! Yeah, tha漵 my card! 228 00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:42,979 Silver先生，Rojeck老板和他的律师都在你的办公室。 Mr. Silver, Boss Rojeck and his lawyer are in your office. 229 00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:45,248 我对老板漵劫持草图。 I漵 about the Boss Hijack sketch. 230 00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,654 -你要去哪里?——与你在一起时的感觉。 - Where are you going? - With you. 231 00:16:52,729 --> 00:16:55,254 ——为什么?-去见Rojeck老板。 - What for? - To meet Boss Rojeck. 232 00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:57,458 斯坦,卫生大会漵了吗? Stan, wha漵 the matter with you? 233 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,134 你认为他来这里是因为喜欢老板劫持的片段? You think he's here because he likes the Boss Hijack sketch? 234 00:17:01,571 --> 00:17:04,165 你以为他喜欢被你愚弄… You think he likes being made a fool out of by you... 235 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,708 …每周要面对两千万观众? ...in front of 20 million people every week? 236 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:07,970 我不知道。 I don't know. 237 00:17:08,044 --> 00:17:08,908 斯坦…… Stan... 238 00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:12,539 …他来这里是因为他想让我们放弃“老板劫持”的计划。 ...he's here because he wants us to drop the Boss Hijack sketch. 239 00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:15,674 你这样认为吗?Le漵去发现。 You think so? Le漵 go find out. 240 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,047 好吧。 All right. 241 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,515 -也许你最好先换衣服。——为什么? - Maybe you better change first. - Why? 242 00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:22,124 那身衣服可能会激怒他。 That outfit might set him off. 243 00:17:32,335 --> 00:17:35,429 Rojeck先生，先生，我想你来这里是一个明智的决定。 Mr. Rojeck, sir, I think you've made a wise decision to come here. 244 00:17:35,505 --> 00:17:38,303 我想这位先生能和我们谈谈…… I think this gentleman will be able to talk to us... 245 00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:40,342 …以一种成熟的方式谈论我们的问题。 ...about our problem in a mature way. 246 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:44,437 我相信他会明白原因的，先生。不会有任何问题的。 I'm sure he'll see reason, sir. There should be no problem whatsoever. 247 00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:48,882 ——Myron费恩。-我是Leo Silver。 - Myron Fein. - I'm Leo Silver. 248 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,810 我是国王凯撒。 This is King Kaiser. 249 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,752 -你说呢，迈伦?-我的客户Karl Rojeck - What do you say, Myron? - My client, Karl Rojeck. 250 00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:55,989 卡尔? Karl? 251 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,260 ——我漵不是“老板”?-斯坦! - I漵 not "Boss"? - Stan! 252 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,522 先生们。 Gentlemen. 253 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:04,229 我们现在都坐着吧，Rojeck先生。 We'll all be sitting now, Mr. Rojeck. 254 00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:14,273 我相信大家都知道我的客户，Rojeck先生，是最受尊敬的… I'm sure we're all aware that my client, Mr. Rojeck, is one of the most respected... 255 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,471 …今天的美国劳工领袖。 ...labor leaders in America today. 256 00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:19,037 ——那漵他们传唤他的原因。-斯坦! - Tha漵 why they subpoenaed him. - Stan! 257 00:18:19,282 --> 00:18:22,376 凯瑟先生，传票不是起诉 Mr. Kaiser, a subpoena is not an indictment. 258 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,382 现在，我们开始注意到…… Now, it has come to our attention... 259 00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:27,855 …在1954年9月4日的两次不同场合… ...that on two separate occasions, September 4, 1954... 260 00:18:27,957 --> 00:18:29,925 …1954年9月18日… ...and September 18, 1954... 261 00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:32,321 …一个被称为“老板劫持”的角色…… ...a character referred to as "Boss Hijack"... 262 00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,295 …在你们的电视节目中被报道了。 ...was portrayed in your TV program. 263 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:38,300 我们觉得这个角色在很大程度上是基于我的客户。 We feel that this character, to a great degree, is based upon my client. 264 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,759 那漵你,卡尔。 Tha漵 you, Karl. 265 00:18:39,836 --> 00:18:45,536 根据我们律师的说法，你的委托人是公众人物，因此… According to our lawyers, your client is public figure, and as such... 266 00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:48,235 …已经丧失了某些隐私权。 ...has already forfeited certain rights of privacy. 267 00:18:48,311 --> 00:18:51,144 理所当然。然而，即使Rojeck先生承认…… Granted. However, even though Mr. Rojeck concedes that... 268 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:53,375 …他感觉到了所描述的角色…… ...he feels the portrayal of said character... 269 00:18:53,449 --> 00:18:56,816 …是诽谤性的，带有恶意的。 ...is slanderous and defamatory and done with malicious intent. 270 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,549 因此，废除公众人物辩护，使之成为…… Therefore abrogating the public figure defense and rendering it... 271 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,884 …也就是说,可操作的。 ...to wit, actionable. 272 00:19:05,962 --> 00:19:08,658 你说了吗，卡尔?什么一个人! Did you say that, Karl? What a guy! 273 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,492 那漵它! Tha漵 it! 274 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,564 我想澄清一些事情。 I want to clear some things up here. 275 00:19:15,972 --> 00:19:17,906 这是一个愚蠢的节目。 This is a stupid show. 276 00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:23,510 那套衣服真蠢!我不想再看到它了。 That is a stupid suit! And I don't want to see it no more. 277 00:19:25,548 --> 00:19:29,780 别紧张，卡尔。我是说，如果你真的不想再看了…… Take it easy, Karl. I mean, if you really don't want to see it no more... 278 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,550 …那就不要看!-斯坦! ...then don't watch! - Stan! 279 00:19:32,889 --> 00:19:35,119 让我给你解释一下，卡尔。 Let me explain something to you, Karl. 280 00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:37,159 我们继续画这个草图。 We're going to keep on doing this sketch. 281 00:19:37,227 --> 00:19:39,661 你知道为什么吗?因为我漵有趣。 You know why? Because i漵 funny. 282 00:19:40,196 --> 00:19:43,029 在我这行，你从不搞笑。 And in my business, you never cut funny. 283 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,091 有趣吗? Funny? 284 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,129 让我告诉你我从事的行业。 Let me tell you about the business I'm in. 285 00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:50,973 我是做搬家生意的 I'm in the removal business. 286 00:19:52,575 --> 00:19:58,810 如果我觉得这个愚蠢的东西，这个愚蠢的节目打扰了我…… If I were to feel that this stupid thing, from this stupid show was bothering me... 287 00:19:59,749 --> 00:20:01,114 …我想删除它。 ...l'd remove it. 288 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,683 我漵消失了,我感觉很好。 I漵 gone, and I feel good. 289 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:10,191 那漵删除业务是如何工作的。 Tha漵 how the removal business works. 290 00:20:10,393 --> 00:20:11,417 我讲明白了吗? Do I make myself clear? 291 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:13,962 我想大家都明白，Rojeck先生。 I think everyone understands, Mr. Rojeck. 292 00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:16,760 有几件事我不太清楚。 I'm not clear about a couple of things. 293 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,568 你的意思是，在搬家这件事上… What you're saying is that in this removal business... 294 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:23,197 …如果有什么事困扰你，比如…… ...if something bothers you, like... 295 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,841 …说,这。 ...say, this. 296 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,509 -然后移除它。-斯坦，那是一件开司米外套。 - Then you remove it. - Stan, that is a cashmere coat. 297 00:20:34,217 --> 00:20:36,515 ——像这样。-斯坦! - Like that. - Stan! 298 00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,781 你说得对。我确实感觉好多了。 You know, you're right. I do feel better. 299 00:20:40,957 --> 00:20:42,754 我喜欢搬家生意。 I like the removal business. 300 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,452 我想要你。 I want you. 301 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,585 来吧。来接我吧。 Come on. Come and get me. 302 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,653 来吧! Come on! 303 00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:53,830 那漵够了! Tha漵 enough! 304 00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:08,641 战斗是一轮一轮的。 The fighting is in rounds. 305 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:11,511 这是第一轮。 This is Round 1. 306 00:21:26,336 --> 00:21:30,272 我第一次驾驶他是在战争之前，1938年。 So the first time I drive him is right before the war, 1938. 307 00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:34,834 -那就是16年了-是啊，我们是老相识了。 - That makes it 16 years. - Yeah, we go way back. 308 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:36,470 你还开别人的车? You drive anyone else? 309 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:39,572 当然，但斯万先生一到，我就把所有的东西都扔了。 Sure, but when Mr. Swann's in town, I drop everything. 310 00:21:46,656 --> 00:21:48,351 上楼，孩子们，好吗? Upstairs, boys, all right? 311 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,204 活着真好。 Wonderful to be alive. 312 00:22:20,857 --> 00:22:22,552 别让他摔倒。 Make sure he doesn't fall. 313 00:22:27,697 --> 00:22:30,894 我们预计什么时候到达? What is our estimated time of arrival? 314 00:22:38,307 --> 00:22:41,105 来鞭打我吧，你这猪猡! Go ahead and lash me, you swine! 315 00:22:41,411 --> 00:22:43,709 你休想松开我的舌头! You'll not loosen my tongue! 316 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:47,115 那漵队长从龟岛! Tha漵 from Captain From Tortuga! 317 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,714 原谅我。 Excuse me. 318 00:22:51,888 --> 00:22:53,856 这是专门为旅行而做的。 Had this made especially for travel. 319 00:22:53,923 --> 00:22:55,652 称它为他的“醉装”。 Calls it his "drunk suit." 320 00:23:11,574 --> 00:23:14,805 我得提醒他做一些“撕裂”鞋。 I'll have to remind him to work on some "tear away" shoes. 321 00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:17,879 好主意。 Good idea. 322 00:23:18,748 --> 00:23:22,946 天哪，我瞎了。我不能看到! My God, I'm blind. I cannot see! 323 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,521 帮我把他弄到浴缸里。 Help me get him into the tub. 324 00:23:28,257 --> 00:23:29,519 我得到了他。 I got him. 325 00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:44,399 一晚可能超过35美元。 This is probably more than $35 a night. 326 00:23:44,474 --> 00:23:45,498 试着250美元。 Try $250. 327 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,972 250美元一晚吗? $250 a night? 328 00:23:49,045 --> 00:23:51,343 嗯,世界卫生大会漵意味着一个像艾伦·斯万? Well, wha漵 that mean to a guy like Alan Swann? 329 00:23:51,414 --> 00:23:54,383 什么都没有。当你一无所有，那并不意味着一无所有。 Nothing. When you ain't got nothing, it don't mean nothing. 330 00:23:54,450 --> 00:23:56,111 你在说什么? What are you talking about? 331 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,380 你看到的是《tap city》。 You're looking at tap city in there. 332 00:23:59,155 --> 00:24:01,851 那漵储备。抓住他们，好吗? Tha漵 his stockpile. Grab them, will you? 333 00:24:04,127 --> 00:24:06,220 这一定是他的饮水袜。 These must be his drinking socks. 334 00:24:09,098 --> 00:24:10,224 这是谁? Who's this? 335 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,494 那漵苔丝,他的女儿。 Tha漵 Tess, his daughter. 336 00:24:12,568 --> 00:24:14,536 我不知道他有个女儿。 I didn't know he had a daughter. 337 00:24:14,604 --> 00:24:16,799 -她在哪儿?-她在康涅狄格州。 - Where is she? - She's in Connecticut. 338 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:21,401 他总是藏着一瓶酒以备不时之需。 He always has one secret bottle hidden somewhere for emergencies. 339 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,243 我们现在都拿到了。 We got them all now. 340 00:24:38,327 --> 00:24:42,195 那家伙根本没朝他开枪。他们本来要进行决斗的。 That guy never actually shot him. They were supposed to have this duel. 341 00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:44,456 我认为这是每个髇贵妇人。 And, I think it was over that Per髇 dame. 342 00:24:44,534 --> 00:24:49,904 不管怎样，他们都喝醉了。斯万朝自己开了枪。 Anyhow, they both showed up drunk. Swann sort of shot himself. 343 00:25:01,317 --> 00:25:03,308 阿尔弗雷多，我亲爱的老朋友。 Alfredo, my dear old chum. 344 00:25:03,719 --> 00:25:05,653 我是怎么到这儿来的? How in the name of God did I get here? 345 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:06,710 从机场开始。 Begin at the airport. 346 00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:09,849 这是本杰·斯通，喜剧《Cavalcade》的作家。 This is Benjy Stone, a writer from The Comedy Cavalcade. 347 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:10,756 你好! How do you do? 348 00:25:10,826 --> 00:25:13,522 阿尔弗雷多，我们应该进去看看这些人。 Alfredo, we should pop in and see these people. 349 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:16,091 明天时间很充裕，斯旺先生。 Plenty of time tomorrow, Mr. Swann. 350 00:25:16,232 --> 00:25:18,359 既然这是你第一次上电视… Since this is your first time working in TV... 351 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:21,733 …我会陪着你，帮你渡过难关。 ...l'm to stay with you and help you over the rough spots. 352 00:25:21,804 --> 00:25:23,169 喜欢出现吗? Like showing up? 353 00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:27,174 那漵。另一个是没有昏倒。 Tha漵 one. Another is not passing out. 354 00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:30,540 一个诚实的人。 An honest one. 355 00:25:31,214 --> 00:25:34,741 班巴切利先生，我们两个人一起吃晚饭。给鹳鸟俱乐部打电话。 Signor Bumbacelli, we'll be two for dinner. Telephone the Stork Club. 356 00:25:34,817 --> 00:25:37,615 -你确定你是说鹳鸟俱乐部?——当然。 - You sure you mean the Stork Club? - Certainly. 357 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,880 我漵是一年半。 I漵 been a year and a half. 358 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,186 他们现在肯定已经把墙和演奏台修好了。 Surely they've repaired the wall and the bandstand by now. 359 00:25:42,425 --> 00:25:45,087 你想在离开之前谈谈这幅素描吗? Would you like to talk about the sketch before you leave? 360 00:25:45,161 --> 00:25:48,062 空腹的时候?不。我们边吃边谈。 On an empty stomach? No. We'll talk over dinner. 361 00:25:49,065 --> 00:25:51,590 我吗?你吗?鹳俱乐部的成员吗? Me? You? The Stork Club? 362 00:25:52,368 --> 00:25:55,166 在你今天早上发表了雄辩的演讲之后… After that eloquent speech you made earlier this morning... 363 00:25:55,238 --> 00:25:57,798 …我想你不会介意和我共进晚餐的。 ...I didn't think you'd mind having dinner with me. 364 00:25:57,873 --> 00:25:59,204 你听说过吗? You heard that? 365 00:26:00,009 --> 00:26:01,135 但是你出去了。 But you were out. 366 00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:03,940 在外面，在外面。 There's out, and there's out. 367 00:26:07,083 --> 00:26:11,349 斯通，这次我又算什么英勇的白痴呢? Stone, what sort of heroic idiot am I this time? 368 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:14,452 -一个火枪手白痴。-我在飞机上读的。 - A musketeer idiot. - I read that on the airplane. 369 00:26:15,224 --> 00:26:16,816 非常有趣，非常好。 Very funny, very good. 370 00:26:17,026 --> 00:26:18,618 -我写的。——是吗? - I wrote that. - Did you? 371 00:26:20,196 --> 00:26:21,788 布拉沃,石头。布拉沃。 Bravo, Stone. Bravo. 372 00:26:22,698 --> 00:26:25,428 好的，斯旺先生，鹳鸟俱乐部的两人桌。 Okay, Mr. Swann, table for two at the Stork Club. 373 00:26:25,735 --> 00:26:26,895 Le漵移动它。 Le漵 move it. 374 00:26:26,969 --> 00:26:28,960 喜剧对我来说是一个谜。 Comedy is such a mystery to me. 375 00:26:29,105 --> 00:26:32,336 -我和埃德蒙·基恩有同感。-伟大的英国演员。 - I feel the way Edmund Kean did. - The great English actor. 376 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:37,946 临终前，有人问基恩感觉如何。 On his deathbed, Kean was asked how he felt. 377 00:26:38,781 --> 00:26:42,478 他回答说:“死很容易…… He answered, "Dying is easy... 378 00:26:44,553 --> 00:26:46,043 “……喜剧是很困难的。” "...comedy is hard." 379 00:27:13,082 --> 00:27:15,778 斯万先生,我漵很高兴见到你,先生。 Mr. Swann, i漵 a pleasure to see you, sir. 380 00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,849 我漵快乐。 I漵 a pleasure to be seen. 381 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,287 本杰明·斯通，我的同事。 Benjamin Stone, my colleague. 382 00:27:20,456 --> 00:27:24,119 艾伦，你看起来好极了。 Alan, you look absolutely marvelous. 383 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:27,457 -你也是。-我们得谈谈。 - As do you. - We must talk. 384 00:27:43,045 --> 00:27:44,103 谢谢你！ Thank you. 385 00:27:44,213 --> 00:27:45,373 斯万先生。 Mr. Swann. 386 00:27:48,851 --> 00:27:51,183 艾伦，很高兴见到你。 Alan, good to see you. 387 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,411 -给我打个电话好吗?——当然。 - Call me, will you? - Surely. 388 00:27:53,989 --> 00:27:55,422 我会给你打电话。 I'll call you. 389 00:28:10,339 --> 00:28:13,103 -欢迎回来，斯旺先生。——生硬。 - Welcome back, Mr. Swann. - Curt. 390 00:28:13,376 --> 00:28:14,434 要我给你拿点什么吗? Can I get you something? 391 00:28:14,510 --> 00:28:15,670 也许。 Perhaps. 392 00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:17,509 Curt…… Curt... 393 00:28:18,714 --> 00:28:22,377 …那边那个漂亮的人是谁? ...who is that gorgeous-looking creature over there? 394 00:28:26,322 --> 00:28:30,088 不，斯旺先生，上次就是这样开始的。 No, Mr. Swann, this is exactly the way it started last time. 395 00:28:31,327 --> 00:28:33,852 那样的话，我们就点餐吧。 In that case, we'll just order dinner. 396 00:28:35,131 --> 00:28:36,393 现在。 For now. 397 00:28:50,379 --> 00:28:52,973 维多利亚才是我应该娶的人。 Victoria was the one I should have married. 398 00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:57,144 除了是我合作过的最好的女演员之外…… Apart from being the finest actress I've worked with... 399 00:28:57,219 --> 00:29:00,655 …她是我所认识的最和蔼、最聪明的女人。 ...she was the most gracious and intelligent woman I've ever known. 400 00:29:02,191 --> 00:29:06,184 你们在拍摄《Rapture》的时候住在一起是真的吗? Was it true the two of you lived together while you were filming Rapture? 401 00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:11,295 天知道，我几乎和她所有的朋友都结了婚。 Lord knows, I was married to almost all her friends. 402 00:29:12,635 --> 00:29:14,762 你为什么要嫁给这么多的人? Why did you marry so many of them? 403 00:29:17,072 --> 00:29:20,530 斯通，我没有嫁给他们中的任何一个。他们结婚我。 Stone, I didn't marry any of them. They married me. 404 00:29:25,014 --> 00:29:26,572 打扰一下，斯旺先生。 Excuse me, Mr. Swann. 405 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:31,551 我是阿尔文角。我妻子安和我正在庆祝我们结婚40周年纪念日。 I'm Alvin Horn. My wife Ann and I are celebrating our 40th anniversary. 406 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:36,450 恭喜你，你肯定比我更有耐力。 Congratulations, you certainly have more staying power than I. 407 00:29:36,592 --> 00:29:39,390 如果你能停下来，对她来说意义重大 It would mean so much to her if you could stop... 408 00:29:39,495 --> 00:29:41,793 …出去的时候打个招呼。 ...on your way out and just say hello. 409 00:29:42,465 --> 00:29:44,023 为什么等待? Why wait? 410 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:45,827 带我去美丽的安。 Lead me to the fair Ann. 411 00:29:49,672 --> 00:29:53,369 斯通，几分钟后我要转移视线。 Stone, in a few minutes I shall require a diversion. 412 00:30:02,852 --> 00:30:05,047 斯旺先生，这是我太太安。 Mr. Swann, my wife Ann. 413 00:30:05,788 --> 00:30:08,916 合恩先生，我能和你美丽的妻子跳支舞吗? Mr. Horn, may I have this dance with your beautiful wife? 414 00:30:09,592 --> 00:30:10,684 当然可以。 Of course. 415 00:31:51,226 --> 00:31:52,750 总是这样吗? Is it always like this? 416 00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:54,822 有人偷走了我的女孩! Somebody stole my girl! 417 00:32:04,406 --> 00:32:05,737 的问题: To the question: 418 00:32:05,874 --> 00:32:10,709 “你在中央公园、贝塞斯达喷泉赤身裸体干什么? "What were you doing naked in Central Park, in Bethesda Fountain... 419 00:32:10,779 --> 00:32:11,973 “…在凌晨3点?” "...at 3:00 in the morning?" 420 00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:14,777 斯万回答说:“仰泳。” Swann replied, "The backstroke." 421 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,983 这就是你监视他的主意吗，本杰? Now is this your idea of watching him, Benjy? 422 00:32:18,253 --> 00:32:20,414 警察把它当作一张违章停车罚单。 The police are treating it as a parking ticket. 423 00:32:20,489 --> 00:32:22,184 ——我漵没什么大不了的。-没什么大不了的? - I漵 no big deal. - No big deal? 424 00:32:22,257 --> 00:32:23,622 我们让孩子们看这个节目。 We got kids watching the show. 425 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:27,458 我们说的是未来的几代人。我们在讨论道德问题。 We're talking generations to come. We're discussing morals here. 426 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:33,399 你没有资格讨论道德问题，西。 You're not qualified to discuss morals, Sy. 427 00:32:33,469 --> 00:32:36,700 爱丽丝，用美洛面包卷把你的洞填满。还有你的，赫伯。 Up your hole with a mello roll, Alice. And yours, too, Herb. 428 00:32:36,772 --> 00:32:39,172 里奥，我很讨厌我们不得不忍受… Leo, it gets me sick we got to put up with... 429 00:32:39,241 --> 00:32:42,904 …一个精疲力尽的家伙到处乱跑，带着他的schlong出去玩。 ...a washed-up guy running around with his schlong hanging out. 430 00:32:42,978 --> 00:32:46,778 我亲爱的朋友，我想用我的schlong做什么是我自己的事。 My dear fellow, what I choose to do with my schlong is my business. 431 00:32:46,849 --> 00:32:48,009 业务怎么样? How's business? 432 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:50,711 没有更好的。石头,早上好。 Never better. Stone, good morning. 433 00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:52,854 ——早上好。-大家早上好。 - Good morning. - Good morning, all. 434 00:32:52,921 --> 00:32:53,945 早上的。 'Morning. 435 00:32:55,824 --> 00:32:56,882 早上的。 'Morning. 436 00:32:56,959 --> 00:32:58,927 ——早上好。——“早晨。 - Good morning. - 'Morning. 437 00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:02,394 等金来了，我们再看一遍火枪手的草图。 When King gets here, we'll read through the musketeer sketch. 438 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:05,363 我的助理K.C.唐宁，斯旺先生。 My assistant, K.C. Downing, Mr. Swann. 439 00:33:06,235 --> 00:33:08,203 -你好!- - - - - -你好。 - How do you do? - Hello. 440 00:33:09,538 --> 00:33:12,166 如果你需要什么，我可以帮你。 If there's anything you need, I can take care of it. 441 00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:13,265 什么吗? Anything? 442 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:16,043 内部原因…… Within reason... 443 00:33:16,345 --> 00:33:19,405 Le漵开始与一些茶,和让我们知道。 Le漵 begin with some tea, and see where that leads us. 444 00:33:22,985 --> 00:33:24,350 你喝袋装饮料吗? Do you drink bags? 445 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,753 -我是说，这样行吗?茶包吗?-我肯定他们没事。 - I mean, are these okay? Tea bags? - I'm sure they're fine. 446 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:31,821 早上好，凯瑟先生。 Good morning, Mr. Kaiser. 447 00:33:40,035 --> 00:33:41,400 你说呢? What do you say? 448 00:33:42,337 --> 00:33:43,235 利奥! Leo! 449 00:33:44,273 --> 00:33:48,175 早上好，斯旺先生。 And, good morning, Mr. Swann. 450 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:54,143 那么火枪手在哪里? So where's the musketeer set? 451 00:33:54,216 --> 00:33:57,379 它不在这里。漵它在哪里。 It isn't here. Tha漵 where it is. 452 00:33:57,553 --> 00:33:58,747 他们不会交付的。 And they won't deliver it. 453 00:33:58,821 --> 00:34:01,119 Rojeck做到了。现在你高兴了吧? Rojeck did it. Now are you happy? 454 00:34:01,657 --> 00:34:02,646 Rojeck吗? Rojeck? 455 00:34:02,858 --> 00:34:08,558 我有一个好主意:Le漵老板劫持素描本周下降。 I got a great idea: Le漵 drop the Boss Hijack sketch this week. 456 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,621 你给我那套，我想要那套。 You get me that set. I want that set. 457 00:34:10,699 --> 00:34:13,862 我不管你是不是必须租卡车，找司机，搞到那套! I don't care if you must rent trucks, find drivers, get that set! 458 00:34:13,936 --> 00:34:15,870 构建一套!偷一组!我不在乎! Build a set! Steal a set! I don't care! 459 00:34:15,938 --> 00:34:18,463 没人会告诉国王凯撒…… Nobody's going to tell King Kaiser that... 460 00:34:21,910 --> 00:34:24,879 好吧，我要回去拿我的脚本… Okay, I'm going to go back there, and get my script... 461 00:34:24,947 --> 00:34:26,073 …然后我再回来。 ...and then I'll come back. 462 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:29,208 我们会通读一遍，然后解出集合问题。 We'll read through, and then we'll work out the set problem. 463 00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:30,751 好的,利奥? Okay, Leo? 464 00:34:34,089 --> 00:34:36,455 好吧,每个人,le漵花十分钟。 Okay, everybody, le漵 take ten minutes. 465 00:34:36,859 --> 00:34:38,520 行列。 Cavalcade. 466 00:34:40,362 --> 00:34:42,455 地主的石头!电话。 Benjy Stone! Telephone. 467 00:34:46,568 --> 00:34:48,092 - - - - - -你好。——本杰明,亲爱的。 - Hello. - Benjamin, darling. 468 00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:50,764 妈，你看星期六晚上的节目了吗? Ma, did you watch the show Saturday night? 469 00:34:51,106 --> 00:34:54,371 没有，我们看了摔跤。我当然看过了。 No, we watched wrestling instead. Of course I saw the show. 470 00:34:54,643 --> 00:34:55,302 好吗? Well? 471 00:34:55,377 --> 00:34:58,471 还有什么?太精彩了，亲爱的。 What else? It was brilliant, darling. 472 00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:01,981 只有一件事:这个“本吉·斯通”是谁? Just one thing: Who is this "Benjy Stone"? 473 00:35:03,051 --> 00:35:04,348 妈，别插嘴。 Ma, don't start in. 474 00:35:04,419 --> 00:35:05,681 你认为…… Do you think... 475 00:35:08,423 --> 00:35:11,483 我会看到本杰明·斯坦伯格这个名字吗，一个真正的名字… Will I ever see the name Benjamin Steinberg, a real name... 476 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,755 …有一天路过凯撒国王的脸? ...go by King Kaiser's face one day? 477 00:35:14,196 --> 00:35:16,596 看看是谁在说话，贝儿·卡里欧科夫人。 Look who's talking, Mrs. Belle Carioco. 478 00:35:16,698 --> 00:35:18,791 Carroca。Carroca。 Carroca. Carroca. 479 00:35:19,101 --> 00:35:21,467 Carroca !Carroca ! Carroca! Carroca! 480 00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:22,834 新秀,嘘。 Rookie, shush. 481 00:35:23,071 --> 00:35:24,834 瞧，现在你惹怒了你继父。 See, now you upset your stepfather. 482 00:35:24,907 --> 00:35:28,843 妈，你能不能叫他菜鸟，不要一直叫我继父? Ma, could you just call him "Rookie," and not my stepfather all the time? 483 00:35:28,911 --> 00:35:30,378 本杰明,亲爱的…… Benjamin, darling... 484 00:35:30,445 --> 00:35:31,707 新秀,尘埃! Rookie, dust! 485 00:35:33,782 --> 00:35:38,583 在你深爱的父亲去世之前… Before your beloved father passed away, and eventually died... 486 00:35:38,654 --> 00:35:40,713 …他对我说，Belle… ...he said to me, "Belle... 487 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:45,258 “…我走后，找个人陪我。别人好了。” "...after I go, get someone to be with. Someone nice." 488 00:35:45,928 --> 00:35:46,952 “朋友”。 "A pal." 489 00:35:47,529 --> 00:35:51,590 所以你就出去找了个菲律宾小混混叫菜鸟卡罗卡? So you went out and found a Filipino bantamweight named Rookie Carroca? 490 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:56,000 菜鸟卡罗卡，卫冕冠军6个多月… Rookie Carroca, who held the title for well over six months... 491 00:35:56,171 --> 00:35:59,402 直到曼尼·瑟帕在花园里把他变成了番石榴果冻 Until Manny Serpa turned him into guava jelly at the Garden. 492 00:35:59,474 --> 00:36:00,964 Serpa撞他! Serpa butted him! 493 00:36:01,043 --> 00:36:03,739 今天我要和瑟帕决斗，把他撕碎。 I'll fight Serpa today, and take him apart. 494 00:36:03,812 --> 00:36:05,575 你听到你在这里开始做什么了吗? Do you hear what you started here? 495 00:36:05,647 --> 00:36:07,205 ——马?——什么! - Ma? - What! 496 00:36:07,282 --> 00:36:09,182 你打电话来有什么原因吗? Was there a reason you called? 497 00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:12,911 只是想提醒你明晚要来这里吃晚饭。 Only to remind you that you're coming here for dinner tomorrow night. 498 00:36:13,222 --> 00:36:15,281 不行，妈，我去不了。 No, Ma, I can't make it. 499 00:36:15,891 --> 00:36:18,860 艾伦·斯旺上节目了，他们让我当他的守门员。 Alan Swann is on the show and they made me his keeper. 500 00:36:19,061 --> 00:36:21,689 -电影里的艾伦·斯旺?——是的。 - Alan Swann from the movies? - Yes. 501 00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:24,196 新人艾伦·斯旺，电影里的。 Rookie, Alan Swann, from the movies. 502 00:36:24,499 --> 00:36:25,966 所以带他一起来吧。 So bring him along. 503 00:36:27,035 --> 00:36:28,935 把艾伦·斯旺带到布鲁克林来? Bring Alan Swann to Brooklyn? 504 00:36:29,071 --> 00:36:31,596 为什么不呢?你对什么感到羞愧? Why not? What are you ashamed of? 505 00:36:32,174 --> 00:36:33,300 一切! Everything! 506 00:36:33,475 --> 00:36:37,502 本杰明，你来的时候，对我的菜鸟好点。他喜欢你。 Benjamin, when you get here, be nice to my Rookie. He likes you. 507 00:36:37,746 --> 00:36:39,236 是的，我喜欢他。 Yeah, and I like him. 508 00:36:39,581 --> 00:36:41,640 我跟你说，我会带礼物给他的。 I tell you what, I'll bring him a present. 509 00:36:41,717 --> 00:36:43,514 他需要一把新砍刀吗? Does he need a new machete? 510 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:45,344 眼睛 Eyes... 511 00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:48,085 …我总是漵的眼睛。 ...i漵 always in the eyes. 512 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:52,825 你。我想和你说句话。 You. I would like a word with you. 513 00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:56,727 本杰明，我们正在进行一场有趣的谈话。 Benjamin, we're in the middle of an interesting conversation here. 514 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,629 我打赌我漵真的很有趣。 I bet i漵 really interesting. 515 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,726 世界卫生大会漵这个有趣的话题吗? Wha漵 the subject of this interesting conversation? 516 00:37:02,170 --> 00:37:03,296 这些眼睛。 These eyes. 517 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,637 那是Merle Oberon的眼睛。 They're Merle Oberon's eyes. 518 00:37:06,942 --> 00:37:08,204 梅尔的吗? Merle Oberon's? 519 00:37:08,343 --> 00:37:11,403 世界卫生大会漵山鸟做眼睛,用凯瑟琳赫本的吗? Wha漵 Merle doing for eyes, using Katherine Hepburn's? 520 00:37:14,883 --> 00:37:16,316 对不起,艾伦。 Excuse me, Alan. 521 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:17,941 对不起,艾伦。 Excuse me, Alan. 522 00:37:18,854 --> 00:37:21,084 本杰明，你怎么了? Benjamin, what is the matter with you? 523 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:21,986 我吗? Me? 524 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:24,523 如果你对每颗星星都倾心…… If you're going to fall for every star... 525 00:37:24,593 --> 00:37:27,756 …谁来了，我们会有什么样的未来? ...who comes on the show, what kind of a future will we have? 526 00:37:27,829 --> 00:37:29,820 和我们现在的一样。没有一个! The same as we have now. None! 527 00:37:31,767 --> 00:37:32,825 等待。 Wait. 528 00:37:33,769 --> 00:37:35,634 给她一个开始的机会。 Give her a head start. 529 00:37:36,271 --> 00:37:38,899 这给了她一种被人追逐的错觉。 It gives her the illusion she's being chased. 530 00:37:47,582 --> 00:37:49,641 这些罐子上写着“压碎了”。 These cans say "crushed." 531 00:37:50,152 --> 00:37:52,450 菠萝女孩到底在哪里? Where the hell are the pineapple girls? 532 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:55,081 我很抱歉。我表现得像个混蛋。 I'm sorry. I acted like a jerk. 533 00:37:55,157 --> 00:37:56,624 你对自己太宽容了。 You're being too easy on yourself. 534 00:37:56,692 --> 00:37:59,627 你从哪里知道我们有未来的? And where did you get the idea that we have a future? 535 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:03,028 -我们达成共识了理解什么? - We have an understanding. - What understanding? 536 00:38:03,098 --> 00:38:06,226 我无可救药地爱着你，而你一点也不在乎。 That I'm hopelessly in love with you, and you couldn't care less. 537 00:38:06,301 --> 00:38:07,996 是的，你可以这么说。 Yeah, you could say that. 538 00:38:08,070 --> 00:38:10,163 也许这能改变你的想法。 Maybe this will change your mind. 539 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:13,365 这是我祖母的。 This belonged to my grandmother. 540 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:15,904 我想把它给你。 I want you to have it. 541 00:38:19,314 --> 00:38:21,578 本杰明，我不能接受。 Benjamin, I can't take that. 542 00:38:22,184 --> 00:38:24,618 很好。那汽车呢? Fine. How about a car? 543 00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,147 -本杰明，戒指。-是玻璃。 - Benjamin, the ring. - It was glass. 544 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:29,721 避难所! Sanctuary! 545 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:32,692 ——圣所。-避难所，混蛋! - Sanctuary. - Sanctuary, my ass! 546 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:37,621 我很抱歉。男厕所发生了爆炸。 I'm sorry. There was an explosion in the men's room. 547 00:38:37,699 --> 00:38:39,564 本杰明，你能出去吗? Benjamin, will you get out of here? 548 00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:43,035 除非你告诉我你和斯旺之间发生了什么。 Not until you tell me what was going on between you and Swann. 549 00:38:43,138 --> 00:38:45,606 -听着，离开这里。-嘿，我在这里! - Look, get out of here. - Hey, I'm in here! 550 00:38:45,674 --> 00:38:48,302 -等等，我本来是要留着以后再说的。-你在干什么? - Wait, I was saving this for later. - What are you doing? 551 00:38:48,377 --> 00:38:50,174 -他在做什么?我提议。 - What is he doing? - I'm proposing. 552 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,143 什么? What? 553 00:38:51,279 --> 00:38:53,873 我提议我们住在一起，如果我们喜欢的话…… I propose that we live together, and if we like it... 554 00:38:53,949 --> 00:38:55,610 …我们结婚。说“是的”。 ...we get married. Say "yes." 555 00:38:55,684 --> 00:38:57,481 哦,上帝! Oh, God! 556 00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:59,520 如果那漵太强硬,点头。 If tha漵 too tough, nod your head. 557 00:38:59,588 --> 00:39:01,818 -你能出去吗?-跟我说句话。 - Will you get the hell out? - Give me a word. 558 00:39:01,890 --> 00:39:03,289 一个标志。一个声音。 A sign. A sound. 559 00:39:05,627 --> 00:39:09,154 ——那漵不是我在寻找的声音。-去他的吧。 - Tha漵 not the sound I was looking for. - The hell with it. 560 00:39:09,231 --> 00:39:11,062 我要出来了! I'm coming out now! 561 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,894 石头。时间吃午饭吗?去趟厕所。 Stone. Time for lunch? Just going to the lavatory. 562 00:39:16,138 --> 00:39:18,663 这是仅供女士使用的! This is for ladies only! 563 00:39:19,841 --> 00:39:21,103 这个也是。 And so is this. 564 00:39:21,176 --> 00:39:24,543 但时不时地，我得往里面放些水。 But every now and again, I have to run a little water through it. 565 00:39:26,815 --> 00:39:29,079 不，石头，我坚持。午饭我请客。 No, Stone, I insist. Lunch is on me. 566 00:39:29,184 --> 00:39:31,448 -我明白了。——体贴。 - I got it. - Thoughtful. 567 00:39:32,487 --> 00:39:35,650 斯通，今天早上我想让你知道…… Stone, I want you to know that this morning... 568 00:39:35,757 --> 00:39:38,749 …我不知道我是在插入自己… ...l'd no idea that I was in the process of inserting myself... 569 00:39:38,827 --> 00:39:41,318 你和唐宁小姐之间的协议 ...into an arrangement between you and Miss Downing. 570 00:39:41,396 --> 00:39:43,591 -会有什么不同吗?——没有。 - Would it have made any difference? - No. 571 00:39:43,665 --> 00:39:45,394 你爱上那个女孩了吗? Are you in love with the girl? 572 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:46,695 我想是的。 I think I am. 573 00:39:47,169 --> 00:39:49,330 -我不知道她想要什么——浪漫、石头。 - I don't know what she wants. - Romance, Stone. 574 00:39:49,404 --> 00:39:51,838 那漵唯一我们可以肯定他们都想要的。 Tha漵 the only thing we can be sure they all want. 575 00:39:51,907 --> 00:39:53,397 我从未见过像她这样的人。 I never met anyone like her. 576 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:55,409 她从没见过像你这样的人。 She never met anyone like you. 577 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:57,172 使用它。培养吧。 Use that. Cultivate it. 578 00:39:58,113 --> 00:39:59,774 这就是我失去你的地方。 Right there is where I lost you. 579 00:39:59,848 --> 00:40:02,078 斯通，女人喜欢被激起兴趣。 Stone, women love to be intrigued. 580 00:40:02,684 --> 00:40:04,948 他们喜欢解开男人的秘密。 They enjoy unraveling the mystery that is man. 581 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,011 但你必须让他们发现你。 But you must allow them to discover you. 582 00:40:07,089 --> 00:40:08,954 -你就是这么做的吗?——没有。 - Is that what you do? - No. 583 00:40:09,024 --> 00:40:10,753 我可没那么奢侈。 I don't have that luxury. 584 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,461 对我感兴趣的女人知道我是谁…… The women interested in me know exactly who I am... 585 00:40:14,529 --> 00:40:17,828 …他们想要什么，10次有9次他们都得到了。 ...and what they want, and 9 times out of 10 they get it. 586 00:40:17,899 --> 00:40:20,424 ——那漵一些诅咒。-你会大吃一惊的。 - Tha漵 some curse. - You'd be surprised. 587 00:40:20,969 --> 00:40:24,735 你看，无论我做什么，我都不能满足他们的期望。 You see, no matter what I do, I can never fulfill their expectations. 588 00:40:24,906 --> 00:40:26,134 我可以…… Could I... 589 00:40:26,374 --> 00:40:27,739 我可以…… Could I have... 590 00:41:01,176 --> 00:41:04,475 这是本吉·斯通版的“晚餐和电影”。 So, this is the Benjy Stone version of "dinner and a movie." 591 00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:07,341 Sy的办公室晚上不是有了不同的感觉吗? Doesn't Sy's office take on a different feeling at night? 592 00:41:07,415 --> 00:41:09,007 是的，更糟。 Yeah, it gets worse. 593 00:41:09,117 --> 00:41:10,778 好吧。我们开始吧。 Okay. Here we go. 594 00:41:11,153 --> 00:41:13,621 这些都是点心，中国饺子。 These are all dim sum, Chinese dumplings. 595 00:41:13,822 --> 00:41:15,949 这些都是煎。这些都是蒸。 These are pan-fried. Those are steamed. 596 00:41:16,024 --> 00:41:17,821 加了醋就好吃了。 They're good just with vinegar. 597 00:41:17,893 --> 00:41:19,053 辣椒酱。 Chili sauce. 598 00:41:19,461 --> 00:41:20,826 离这孩子远点。 Stay away from this baby. 599 00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:24,229 喝几滴，你的舌头就能呼叫消防队了。 A couple of drops of this, your tongue dials the fire department. 600 00:41:24,299 --> 00:41:25,459 你知道怎么用这个吗? You know how to use these? 601 00:41:25,534 --> 00:41:27,297 做一件毛衣，是的。 To make a sweater, yes. 602 00:41:27,369 --> 00:41:29,894 好吧。我将向您展示。平衡就是一切。 Okay. I'll show you. Balance is everything. 603 00:41:29,971 --> 00:41:32,496 一个在这里，另一个在上面。 One goes there, the other one on top like that. 604 00:41:32,574 --> 00:41:35,668 现在。照我做的做。 Now. Do exactly as I do. 605 00:41:37,746 --> 00:41:39,714 点心太难用筷子吃了。 Dim sum are too hard to eat with chopsticks. 606 00:41:39,781 --> 00:41:41,544 别把自己搞疯了。 Don't make yourself crazy. 607 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:43,183 好吧。 Okay. 608 00:41:44,352 --> 00:41:46,149 你真的很懂这些东西! You really know this stuff! 609 00:41:46,655 --> 00:41:48,452 凯瑟琳，犹太人知道两件事 Katherine, Jews know two things: 610 00:41:48,523 --> 00:41:51,424 痛苦和哪里可以找到美味的中国食物。 Suffering and where to find great Chinese food. 611 00:42:00,101 --> 00:42:00,999 什么? What? 612 00:42:01,403 --> 00:42:03,030 太大声吗?什么? Too loud? What? 613 00:42:05,006 --> 00:42:06,701 不,我漵,我漵真的很不错。 No, i漵 just, i漵 really nice. 614 00:42:06,775 --> 00:42:09,676 你只是坐在那里，吃你的晚餐… You're just sitting there, having your dinner... 615 00:42:10,579 --> 00:42:12,308 …穿男人的衣服。 ...wearing men's clothing. 616 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:16,649 排序的。我是说，我真的很喜欢这个家伙。 Sort of. I mean, I really like this guy. 617 00:42:16,718 --> 00:42:18,879 我喜欢这个家伙胜过另一个。 I like this guy much better than the other guy. 618 00:42:18,954 --> 00:42:20,251 其他什么人吗? What other guy? 619 00:42:20,488 --> 00:42:24,356 那个戴皇冠的家伙。在电梯里骚扰你的蚊子。 The guy in the tiara. The mosquito who bothers you in elevators. 620 00:42:24,426 --> 00:42:27,293 那个把胶带缠在身上到处跑的人。 The person who runs around with Scotch tape over his body. 621 00:42:27,362 --> 00:42:28,590 人类的飞行。 The human fly. 622 00:42:31,933 --> 00:42:33,457 不认为…… Do not think... 623 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:35,462 不，我只是想说 No, I was just going to say: 624 00:42:35,537 --> 00:42:39,769 你认为世界上有风趣的人和不风趣的人吗? Do you think there are funny people and not funny people? 625 00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:42,106 是的,当然有。 Yes, definitely. 626 00:42:42,844 --> 00:42:45,813 有趣的是，马克思兄弟，除了Zeppo… On the funny side, the Marx Brothers, except Zeppo... 627 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,316 …里兹兄弟，无一例外，劳雷尔和哈代…… ...the Ritz Brothers, no exceptions, both Laurel and Hardy... 628 00:42:49,384 --> 00:42:51,079 …和啄木鸟伍迪。 ...and Woody Woodpecker. 629 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:52,983 不好笑的一面是，有人… On the un-funny side, there is anybody... 630 00:42:53,054 --> 00:42:55,989 …他曾经把手风琴演奏得很专业 ...who has ever played the accordion professionally. 631 00:42:57,058 --> 00:42:58,082 和我。 And me. 632 00:42:58,393 --> 00:43:01,226 在这里工作的每个人都很有趣，除了我。 Everybody who works here is funny, except me. 633 00:43:01,529 --> 00:43:04,521 -不，你很有趣。——真的吗?什么时候? - No, you're funny. - Really? When? 634 00:43:07,235 --> 00:43:09,032 我相信你会很有趣的。 I'm sure you could be funny. 635 00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:10,535 如何? How? 636 00:43:10,905 --> 00:43:13,203 你可以讲笑话。谁都能讲笑话。 You can tell a joke. Anyone can tell a joke. 637 00:43:13,275 --> 00:43:14,367 不是我。 Not me. 638 00:43:15,277 --> 00:43:17,211 是的,你可以。我会教你。 Yes, you can. I'll teach you. 639 00:43:17,746 --> 00:43:20,874 我给你讲个笑话，你讲给我听。好吧? I'll tell you a joke, and you tell it back to me. Okay? 640 00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:24,280 好吧,我试试看。 Okay, I'll try. 641 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:28,287 规则一:永远不要坐着讲笑话。 First rule: Never tell a joke sitting down. 642 00:43:28,623 --> 00:43:31,353 你必须站起来。用你的手。 You have to be on your feet. And use your hands. 643 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:35,455 一个人走进一家psychiatris漵办公室。 This guy walks into a psychiatris漵 office. 644 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:36,622 他的头上有一只鸭子。 He has a duck on his head. 645 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,666 精神病医生说:“我能帮你吗?” The psychiatrist says, "Can I help you?" 646 00:43:38,733 --> 00:43:41,258 鸭子说:“是啊，把这家伙从我屁股上弄下来。” The duck says, "Yeah, get this guy off my ass." 647 00:43:41,936 --> 00:43:43,426 好吧，现在你来试试。 Okay, now you try. 648 00:43:43,672 --> 00:43:45,162 好吧。在这里。 Okay. Here it goes. 649 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:48,539 ——一个男人……——抓住它! - A man... - Hold it! 650 00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:50,635 “这家伙。”我漵比“一个人”。 "This guy." I漵 better than "a man." 651 00:43:50,712 --> 00:43:52,009 ——好的。——对不起。 - Okay. - Sorry. 652 00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:55,577 用你的手。对不起,去吧。 And use your hands. Sorry, go ahead. 653 00:43:57,452 --> 00:44:01,252 有个家伙走进医生的办公室… This guy walks into a doctor's office... 654 00:44:01,323 --> 00:44:02,585 精神病学家。 Psychiatrist. 655 00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,021 对的,好吧。我得到了它。 Right, okay. I got it. 656 00:44:06,328 --> 00:44:09,593 这家伙走进psychiatris漵办公室,穿着一只鸭子。 This guy walks into a psychiatris漵 office, wearing a duck. 657 00:44:09,664 --> 00:44:12,326 什么?戴着一只鸭子吗?不。 What? Wearing a duck? No. 658 00:44:12,634 --> 00:44:14,329 他的头上有一只鸭子。 He has a duck on his head. 659 00:44:14,536 --> 00:44:17,699 -我说过我不擅长这个。——我漵我的错。 - I told you I wasn't very good at this. - I漵 my fault. 660 00:44:17,972 --> 00:44:20,406 我漵好。好吧。 I漵 good. Okay. 661 00:44:21,276 --> 00:44:25,110 这家伙走进psychiatris漵办公室一只鸭子在他头上…… This guy walks into a psychiatris漵 office with a duck on his head... 662 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,714 …这个人对精神病医生说 ...and the guy says to the psychiatrist: 663 00:44:28,116 --> 00:44:31,017 “因为我头上有一只鸭子，你们能帮我吗?” "Will you help me because I have a duck on my head?" 664 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:40,959 这是干什么用的? What is that for? 665 00:44:41,162 --> 00:44:43,027 手风琴课。 Accordion lessons. 666 00:44:48,236 --> 00:44:50,670 好了，晚餐的部分到此结束。 Well, that ends the dinner portion for the evening. 667 00:44:50,739 --> 00:44:53,299 现在,这部电影我漵时间部分。 And now, i漵 time for the movie portion. 668 00:45:13,561 --> 00:45:15,825 -德拉蒙德勋爵!-德拉蒙德勋爵! - Lord Drummond! - Lord Drummond! 669 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,761 如果这能让你安心，我可以再转过身去。 If it would put you at ease, I could turn my back again. 670 00:45:22,103 --> 00:45:25,038 你会在这一天，尝尝我的钢铁。 You will this day, taste my steel. 671 00:45:25,106 --> 00:45:27,040 那就别磨磨蹭蹭了，德拉蒙德…… Then leave us not dally, Drummond... 672 00:45:27,108 --> 00:45:30,134 …因为今天我要去登上英格兰的王位。 ...for today I have an engagement to mount the throne of England. 673 00:45:30,211 --> 00:45:32,543 -除非我死了!——安静! - Over my dead body! - Quiet! 674 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,009 -如你所愿。-你还会这么做吗? - As you wish. - Are you going to keep doing this? 675 00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:36,107 如你所愿。 As you wish. 676 00:45:36,184 --> 00:45:37,208 约翰爵士! Sir John! 677 00:45:38,253 --> 00:45:39,311 便雅悯! Benjamin! 678 00:47:17,285 --> 00:47:20,152 我猜这是今晚接吻的部分。 I guess this is the kissing portion of the evening. 679 00:47:34,335 --> 00:47:35,324 “我是傲慢的 "I am arrogant 680 00:47:35,403 --> 00:47:38,634 - "他很傲慢，他很傲慢- "而我就是舷窗 - "He's arrogant, he's arrogant - "And I am Porthole 681 00:47:38,706 --> 00:47:41,869 ——“他是舷窗，他是舷窗——”我是斯旺 - "He's Porthole, he's Porthole - "And I am Swann 682 00:47:41,943 --> 00:47:43,843 “他是斯万，他是斯万。” "He's Swann, he's Swann" 683 00:47:43,912 --> 00:47:47,370 “我为人人,人人为我漵一个一个对你和茶两” "I漵 one for all and all for one One for you and tea for two" 684 00:47:50,051 --> 00:47:52,315 住手!每一个人。 Break it up! Everybody. 685 00:47:53,388 --> 00:47:55,253 抓住它! Hold it! 686 00:47:55,657 --> 00:47:57,648 等待。我有话要说。 Wait. I want to say something. 687 00:47:59,861 --> 00:48:01,328 艾伦… Alan... 688 00:48:02,497 --> 00:48:05,057 …我想告诉你，我有点担心你。 ...I want to tell you, I was a little worried about you. 689 00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:05,963 只有一点吗? Only a little? 690 00:48:06,034 --> 00:48:09,435 我还以为我的名声值得担心呢。 I would have thought my reputation warranted major concern. 691 00:48:09,737 --> 00:48:11,204 是的,你是对的。 Yeah, you're right. 692 00:48:11,272 --> 00:48:12,933 我正要甩了你。 I was going to dump you. 693 00:48:13,608 --> 00:48:14,700 但是… But... 694 00:48:15,577 --> 00:48:17,977 …我很高兴我没有，因为… ...l'm glad I didn't, because... 695 00:48:23,017 --> 00:48:23,984 嗯… Well... 696 00:48:25,687 --> 00:48:27,814 …我看过你所有的电影… ...l've seen all your films and... 697 00:48:29,557 --> 00:48:30,819 …我一个粉丝。 ...l'm a fan. 698 00:48:32,293 --> 00:48:35,126 现在我们在一起工作… And here we are, working together... 699 00:48:36,197 --> 00:48:37,994 …我漵不错因为… ...and i漵 been nice because... 700 00:48:40,268 --> 00:48:41,701 …你有趣。 ...you're funny. 701 00:48:41,769 --> 00:48:43,236 你真的有趣。 You're really funny. 702 00:48:44,072 --> 00:48:45,539 表扬实际上,陛下。 Praise indeed, sire. 703 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,702 我想说的是，除了一个精彩的季节之外…… May I say that other than one remarkable season... 704 00:48:48,776 --> 00:48:51,836 …有一个英语剧团，这是最有趣的… ...with an English repertory company, this is the most fun... 705 00:48:51,946 --> 00:48:55,074 …我做过的最艰难的工作是在年轻的时候。 ...and the hardest work I've done since the world was young. 706 00:48:59,754 --> 00:49:01,346 漵伟大。真的。 Tha漵 great. Really. 707 00:49:02,256 --> 00:49:04,816 但是，还有一件事: But, one other thing: 708 00:49:04,993 --> 00:49:07,086 你明天要来，是吗? You're going to show up tomorrow, right? 709 00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:11,188 ——对,斯万?——对,舷窗。 - Right, Swann? - Right, Porthole. 710 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,660 现在，我得告辞了，因为我和斯通要去吃饭…… Now, I must take leave of you, for Stone and I journey to dine... 711 00:49:14,736 --> 00:49:17,136 …在一个叫布鲁克林的遥远地方。 ...in some far-off land called Brooklyn. 712 00:49:19,841 --> 00:49:22,036 嗯,那漵它。大的明天。 Well, tha漵 it. Big day tomorrow. 713 00:49:22,143 --> 00:49:23,633 显示的一天!祝你有个美好的夜晚。 Show day! Have a good night. 714 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,906 -十点见-晚安 - See you at 10:00 a.m. - Goodnight. 715 00:49:26,914 --> 00:49:29,246 ——晚安,卢。-别紧张，艾迪。 - Goodnight, Lou. - Take it easy, Eddie. 716 00:49:29,651 --> 00:49:31,619 好今天的工作。 Nice work today. 717 00:49:31,753 --> 00:49:34,017 明天在节目上好好表演。 Do it that good on the show tomorrow. 718 00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:36,087 你对吧? You all right? 719 00:49:36,157 --> 00:49:38,352 我漵好吧。我漵没问题。我漵什么。 I漵 all right. I漵 no problem. I漵 nothing. 720 00:49:38,426 --> 00:49:40,451 的事了,我漵什么都没有。真的,回家了。 A thing fell, i漵 nothing. Really, go home. 721 00:49:40,528 --> 00:49:41,790 ——你明白吗?-我很好。 - You're okay? - I'm okay. 722 00:49:41,863 --> 00:49:45,492 我想让你休息一下。每个人都回家了。我一切都好。 I want you to get some rest. Everybody go home. I'm all right. 723 00:49:45,633 --> 00:49:47,533 来吧,勒漵回家。 Come on, le漵 go home. 724 00:49:50,538 --> 00:49:51,527 我的上帝! My God! 725 00:49:52,874 --> 00:49:54,432 我漵意外,狮子座。 I漵 an accident, Leo. 726 00:49:54,676 --> 00:49:55,870 Rojeck ! Rojeck! 727 00:49:56,344 --> 00:50:00,872 那漵它!我不会让你演“老板劫持”的小品! Tha漵 it! I'm not going to let you do the Boss Hijack sketch! 728 00:50:00,948 --> 00:50:02,074 我漵意外,狮子座。 I漵 an accident, Leo. 729 00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:05,142 一场意外，而我们正在画“老板劫持”的草图。 An accident, and we're doing the Boss Hijack sketch. 730 00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:07,619 -斯坦!——狮子座! - Stan! - Leo! 731 00:50:09,023 --> 00:50:10,251 谢谢你的关心。 Thanks for caring. 732 00:50:15,363 --> 00:50:17,831 顺便问一下，斯通，布鲁克林在哪儿? By the by, Stone, where is this Brooklyn? 733 00:50:18,099 --> 00:50:19,157 另一个世界。 Another world. 734 00:50:59,774 --> 00:51:02,971 莫蒂叔叔，真奇怪在这里发现你。 Uncle Morty, how odd to find you here. 735 00:51:03,144 --> 00:51:06,773 我刚从六点乘7:45的电梯下来。 I just caught the 7:45 elevator down from six. 736 00:51:07,115 --> 00:51:09,106 我想赛迪阿姨也在这里吧? I assume Aunt Sadie is here also? 737 00:51:09,183 --> 00:51:11,048 还没，但她会的。 Not yet, but she'll be. 738 00:51:11,452 --> 00:51:14,353 莫蒂叔叔，向艾伦·斯万问好。 Uncle Morty, say hello to Alan Swann. 739 00:51:15,757 --> 00:51:17,748 我没听清名字。 I didn't catch the name. 740 00:51:27,468 --> 00:51:29,834 艾伦·斯万。新秀里约。 Alan Swann. Rookie Carioca. 741 00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:31,528 Carroca ! Carroca! 742 00:51:31,739 --> 00:51:34,469 有一种叫做Carroca的致命武器。 There was a lethal bantamweight called Carroca. 743 00:51:34,842 --> 00:51:36,434 你正看着他。 You're looking at him. 744 00:51:36,744 --> 00:51:39,212 我在圣地亚哥看过你的比赛。 I saw you fight in San Diego. 745 00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:41,815 ——水手多诺万?——正确的。 - Sailor Donovan? - Right. 746 00:51:41,883 --> 00:51:43,714 -用三分钟干掉他。——两个。 - Took him out in three. - Two. 747 00:51:44,218 --> 00:51:47,881 谁知道中国佬是个战士?对我来说他是张不开嘴的。 Who knew the Chinaman was a fighter? To me he doesn't open a mouth. 748 00:51:48,256 --> 00:51:49,746 还在玩格斗游戏吗? Still in the fight game? 749 00:51:49,824 --> 00:51:52,759 在某种程度上。我娶了本杰的母亲。 In a way. I married Benjy's mother. 750 00:51:55,062 --> 00:51:59,431 本杰明，亲爱的，你回家真是太好了。 Benjamin, darling, how wonderful to have you to home. 751 00:51:59,934 --> 00:52:01,902 我得回去吃我的肉卷了。 I got to get back to my meatloaf. 752 00:52:01,969 --> 00:52:04,460 斯旺先生，请允许我介绍我的母亲。 Mr. Swann, may I present my mother. 753 00:52:05,139 --> 00:52:08,199 纽约布鲁克林的贝尔·梅·斯坦伯格·卡罗卡夫人 Mrs. Belle Mae Steinberg Carroca of Brooklyn, New York... 754 00:52:08,276 --> 00:52:11,370 …和佛罗里达迈阿密海滩的两周，每年冬天。 ...and Miami Beach, Florida, for two weeks, each and every winter. 755 00:52:11,445 --> 00:52:14,710 本杰明，你为什么不告诉我你妈妈很可爱? Benjamin, why didn't you tell me your mother was so lovely? 756 00:52:15,082 --> 00:52:17,107 ——给我吗?-不，是我的。 - For me? - No, for me. 757 00:52:18,986 --> 00:52:22,319 -斯万先生…请-艾伦。我可以叫你什么? - Mr. Swann... - Alan, please. What may I call you? 758 00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,247 “你”呢? How about "yours"? 759 00:52:25,693 --> 00:52:30,221 艾伦，我代表大家欢迎你…… Alan, on behalf of everyone, I would like to welcome you... 760 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:32,764 …敬我们卑微的帽子。 ...to our humble chapeau. 761 00:52:33,768 --> 00:52:36,794 在巴黎大学(Sorbonne)待了两年，她还是会犯错。 Two years at the Sorbonne, she still gets it wrong. 762 00:52:36,871 --> 00:52:37,599 艾尔? Al? 763 00:52:37,672 --> 00:52:39,003 ——马!——什么? - Ma! - What? 764 00:52:39,340 --> 00:52:40,637 我不漵“基地”。 I漵 not "Al." 765 00:52:40,808 --> 00:52:43,743 如果我把卡彭,或乔森,那么我漵“基地”。 If I bring Capone, or Jolson, then i漵 "Al." 766 00:52:43,978 --> 00:52:45,309 乔森来吗? Jolson's coming? 767 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,244 艾伦，我想让你完全自由地做任何你想做的事…… Alan, I want you to feel perfectly free to do what ever you would... 768 00:52:50,318 --> 00:52:52,582 …通常在你自己的公寓里做。 ...normally do in your own apartment. 769 00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:55,988 晚饭前要喝点什么吗? Something to drink before dinner? 770 00:52:56,057 --> 00:52:57,718 一些苏打水吗? Some soda water? 771 00:52:58,259 --> 00:53:00,853 菜鸟，来杯苏打水! Rookie, a glass of seltzer! 772 00:53:01,395 --> 00:53:03,659 -捡起来!——对不起。 - Pick it up! - Excuse me. 773 00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:07,691 对不起。 Sorry. 774 00:53:11,472 --> 00:53:13,099 打扰一下，斯旺先生。 Excuse me, Mr. Swann. 775 00:53:13,908 --> 00:53:15,034 我不想强加于人。 I hate to impose. 776 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:17,976 不知道您是否介意在……——一个亲笔签名吗? - I wonder if you would mind signing... - An autograph? 777 00:53:18,312 --> 00:53:19,404 当然可以。 Certainly. 778 00:53:29,924 --> 00:53:33,325 如果你不介意，就去赛迪和莫蒂·克朗斯基酒吧。 If you don't mind, make it to Sadie and Morty Kronsky. 779 00:53:33,995 --> 00:53:37,761 那漵与“k”其余的是我通常漵拼写的方式。 Tha漵 with a "K." The rest is the way i漵 usually spelled. 780 00:53:40,668 --> 00:53:42,192 那可能漵赛迪阿姨。 Tha漵 probably Aunt Sadie. 781 00:53:42,270 --> 00:53:44,966 你为什么不去给你妻子开门? Why don't you go open the door for your wife? 782 00:53:46,741 --> 00:53:49,005 谢谢你，斯旺先生。 Thank you, Mr. Swann. 783 00:53:50,878 --> 00:53:51,640 艾伦。 Alan. 784 00:53:51,712 --> 00:53:53,441 ——谢谢。——你的苏打水。 - Thank you. - Your seltzer. 785 00:53:53,748 --> 00:53:56,683 -一点肝?-不，谢谢。 - A little liver? - No, thank you. 786 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:06,726 赛迪，你看起来很漂亮。多漂亮的裙子啊。 Sadie, you look beautiful. What a lovely dress. 787 00:54:06,861 --> 00:54:09,557 你喜欢它吗?我只穿过一次。 You like it? I only wore it once. 788 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,362 快来拿! Come and get it! 789 00:54:11,465 --> 00:54:13,626 晚餐准备好了。 Dinner is served. 790 00:54:18,072 --> 00:54:20,939 菜鸟，你的棉兰老肉卷太棒了。 Rookie, your Meatloaf Mindanao was superb. 791 00:54:21,742 --> 00:54:25,610 -谢谢，准备要花两天时间。——真的吗? - Thanks, that takes two days to prepare. - Really? 792 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,672 告诉我，那是什么刺鼻的味道? Tell me, what was that rather pungent taste? 793 00:54:29,216 --> 00:54:30,205 鹦鹉。 Parrot. 794 00:54:32,053 --> 00:54:34,146 而且与他们共事并不容易。 And they're not easy to work with. 795 00:54:34,422 --> 00:54:36,287 他们发出了一些吱吱声。 They put up some squawk. 796 00:54:37,091 --> 00:54:38,422 我可以想象。 I can imagine. 797 00:54:41,062 --> 00:54:42,529 那是什么菜? What was that dish? 798 00:54:42,596 --> 00:54:44,291 菲律宾猪肉和豆类。 Filipino pork and beans. 799 00:54:44,432 --> 00:54:45,763 猪肉在哪里? Where was the pork? 800 00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:48,131 你不能。这里有犹太人! You can't. There are Jews here! 801 00:54:48,736 --> 00:54:51,432 所以，我想如果你想更专业的话…… So, I guess if you want to be technical... 802 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:53,735 世界卫生大会漵区别呢? Wha漵 the difference? 803 00:54:54,075 --> 00:54:55,372 所以斯万先生… So Mr. Swann... 804 00:54:55,843 --> 00:55:01,247 …现在我们坐得很好，一起吃面包，一起喝酒…… ...now that we sat nice, broke bread together, shared wine... 805 00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:03,650 …我觉得我对你有点了解。 ...I feel I know you a little. 806 00:55:04,285 --> 00:55:06,583 莫蒂，我觉得我更了解你了。 Morty, I feel I know you even better. 807 00:55:07,021 --> 00:55:11,458 好。那你不会介意我问你个问题吧。 Good. Then you won't mind if I ask you a question. 808 00:55:11,692 --> 00:55:12,784 莫蒂叔叔! Uncle Morty! 809 00:55:12,860 --> 00:55:15,055 你担心什么?我漵不是个人。 What are you worried? I漵 not personal. 810 00:55:15,129 --> 00:55:18,895 我是什么，出生在明斯克还是平斯克?我熟悉附近的路。 What was I, born in Minsk or Pinsk? I know my way around. 811 00:55:19,033 --> 00:55:20,762 莫蒂，问你的问题。 Morty, ask your question. 812 00:55:21,435 --> 00:55:23,995 几年前的亲子鉴定rap… That paternity rap a couple of years ago... 813 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:25,800 -你和她约会了吗?-莫蒂! - Did you schtup her? - Morty! 814 00:55:26,540 --> 00:55:28,269 你一路都去了吗? Did you go all the way? 815 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:31,177 -莫蒂叔叔!——什么! - Uncle Morty! - What! 816 00:55:31,579 --> 00:55:33,706 你想要什么? What do you want? 817 00:55:33,814 --> 00:55:35,213 我漵好吧。 I漵 all right. 818 00:55:35,816 --> 00:55:37,010 莫蒂…… Morty... 819 00:55:37,551 --> 00:55:41,544 …我希望这不会减少你对我的看法，但答案是否定的。" ...I hope this doesn't lessen your opinion of me, but the answer is "no." 820 00:55:43,124 --> 00:55:44,216 你看到… You see... 821 00:55:45,226 --> 00:55:47,319 …像我这样的人，我们就是目标。 ...people like me, we're targets. 822 00:55:48,129 --> 00:55:51,121 我因为很多与我无关的事情而受到指责。 I'm blamed for a lot of things I had nothing to do with. 823 00:55:51,198 --> 00:55:54,133 另一方面，因为我是…… On the other hand, because of who I am... 824 00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:56,703 …我在其他地方杀人也不受惩罚。 ...I get away with murder in other areas. 825 00:55:56,771 --> 00:55:59,205 我想最后这一切都抵消了。 I suppose it all balances out in the end. 826 00:56:00,207 --> 00:56:04,143 -真的吗，Swannee?-妈，他是个演员，不是一条河。 - Does it really, Swannee? - Ma, he's an actor, not a river. 827 00:56:06,213 --> 00:56:07,373 Swannee…… Swannee... 828 00:56:09,450 --> 00:56:11,247 …我能和弗兰克谈谈吗? ...can I talk frank to you? 829 00:56:11,552 --> 00:56:13,110 当然,美女。 Certainly, Belle. 830 00:56:16,690 --> 00:56:18,317 好好看看这里。 Take a good look here. 831 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,251 这是好! This is good! 832 00:56:22,830 --> 00:56:25,765 和你爱的人坐在一起。 Sitting around with people you love. 833 00:56:26,167 --> 00:56:30,433 有些是你喜欢的。还有一些你可以不需要的，抱歉。 Some you just like. Others you could live without, excuse me. 834 00:56:31,505 --> 00:56:34,941 分享故事。分享温暖。 Sharing stories. Sharing warmth. 835 00:56:36,811 --> 00:56:38,802 这是真实的生活，艾伦。 This is real life, Alan. 836 00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:40,909 这就是你所需要的。 And this is what you need. 837 00:56:41,415 --> 00:56:44,077 一个家，一个家庭…… A home, and a family... 838 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,285 …和孩子。 ...and children. 839 00:56:48,889 --> 00:56:50,288 嘿,谁知道呢? Hey, who knows? 840 00:56:52,026 --> 00:56:55,860 不幸的是，贝儿，我的生活不太顺利。 Unfortunately, Belle, that part of my life hasn't worked out too well. 841 00:56:56,063 --> 00:56:59,226 虽然我确实生了一个非常可爱的小孩。 Though I did produce a perfectly glorious little child. 842 00:57:00,501 --> 00:57:01,866 她的名字叫苔丝。 Her name is Tess. 843 00:57:02,603 --> 00:57:06,699 看到了吗?你是父亲，这一点我都不知道。 See? You're a daddy, and this I didn't even know. 844 00:57:07,775 --> 00:57:09,140 她在哪里? So where is she? 845 00:57:09,243 --> 00:57:11,711 她和她母亲住在康涅狄格州。 She lives with her mother in Connecticut. 846 00:57:12,313 --> 00:57:14,304 我有一年多没见到她了。 I haven't seen her in over a year. 847 00:57:14,381 --> 00:57:15,370 一年? A year? 848 00:57:17,218 --> 00:57:18,810 真丢脸，Swannee。 Shame on you, Swannee. 849 00:57:19,753 --> 00:57:21,448 是的，你说得对，贝儿。 Yes, you're right, Belle. 850 00:57:24,091 --> 00:57:25,956 我真丢脸。 Shame on me, indeed. 851 00:57:32,433 --> 00:57:35,368 好了，该走了。多么美妙的夜晚。 Well, time to go. What a divine evening. 852 00:57:35,436 --> 00:57:39,304 我们必须尽快再做一次。比如说，在世纪之交? We must do this again, real soon. Say, at the turn of the century? 853 00:57:42,576 --> 00:57:43,270 新手。 Rookie. 854 00:57:43,344 --> 00:57:45,938 ——莫蒂萨蒂。-再见，斯旺先生。 - Sadie, Morty. - Goodbye, Mr. Swann. 855 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:47,180 美女。 Belle. 856 00:57:48,516 --> 00:57:49,380 艾伦。 Alan. 857 00:57:59,994 --> 00:58:04,055 凯斯勒先生和夫人，公寓4B。上帝保佑你，斯旺先生。 Mr. And Mrs. Kessler, apartment 4B. God bless you, Mr. Swann. 858 00:58:04,131 --> 00:58:06,793 Berkowitz先生和夫人，2A公寓。我们爱你。 Mr. And Mrs. Berkowitz, apartment 2A. We love you. 859 00:58:06,867 --> 00:58:09,097 内森和莉莉·坎特。二楼前面。 Nathan and Lily Cantor. Second floor front. 860 00:58:09,170 --> 00:58:10,660 我在这里漵高兴你。 I漵 a pleasure to have you here. 861 00:58:10,738 --> 00:58:13,172 Scalfoni，你是最棒的。 Scalfoni, 1I, you're the best. 862 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:16,073 -你是怎么进去的?-我是管理员! - How did you get into the building? - I'm the super! 863 00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:53,705 本巴切利医生，我的药。 Dr. Bumbacelli, my medication. 864 00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:56,181 你的药物。 Your medication. 865 00:59:03,023 --> 00:59:05,719 斯旺先生，明天是大日子。 Mr. Swann, big day tomorrow. 866 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:07,252 显示的一天。 Show day. 867 00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:11,996 -我应该看着你的。——好。看这个。 - I'm supposed to watch you. - Good. Watch this. 868 00:59:13,867 --> 00:59:15,732 想再看一遍吗? Want to see it again? 869 00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:22,874 斯通，你要么看着我，要么加入我。 Stone, you can either watch me, or join me. 870 00:59:23,310 --> 00:59:26,336 -其中一个更有趣。-你在布鲁克林很火。 - One of them is more fun. - You were a hit in Brooklyn. 871 00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:27,911 下一个想去布朗克斯试试吗? Want to try the Bronx next? 872 00:59:27,982 --> 00:59:31,213 公园大道1030号。喝的。 No. 1030 Park Avenue. The Downings'. 873 00:59:33,087 --> 00:59:34,645 请,不。Le漵不去那里。 Please, no. Le漵 not go there. 874 00:59:34,722 --> 00:59:36,417 -我们为什么要去那里?——为什么? - Why are we going there? - Why? 875 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:39,618 重新编织你和公正的K.C.的关系 To reweave the fabric of your relationship with the fair K.C. 876 00:59:39,693 --> 00:59:44,289 -这次突然造访应该可以。-我不这么认为，斯旺先生。 - This surprise visit should do it. - I don't think so, Mr. Swann. 877 00:59:44,531 --> 00:59:46,692 K.C.唐斯的父母正在举行一个盛大的聚会。 K.C. Downings' parents are having a big party. 878 00:59:46,767 --> 00:59:49,201 他们不会让我们进那栋楼的。 They're not going to let us in that building. 879 00:59:49,270 --> 00:59:50,362 太好了。 Excellent. 880 00:59:50,738 --> 00:59:52,797 你登山过吗? Ever done any mountaineering? 881 01:00:00,581 --> 01:00:03,345 现在我们要做的就是离开这里… Now all we have to do is to get from here... 882 01:00:04,618 --> 01:00:06,085 …到那里。 ...to there. 883 01:00:07,788 --> 01:00:09,016 它不会工作。 It won't work. 884 01:00:09,256 --> 01:00:12,282 它在一个轻微的离婚案件中非常有效。 It worked perfectly well in A Slight Case of Divorce. 885 01:00:12,893 --> 01:00:16,522 那是一部电影。这才是真实的生活! That was a movie. This is real life! 886 01:00:20,401 --> 01:00:22,562 有什么区别? What is the difference? 887 01:00:23,937 --> 01:00:25,302 哦,不。 Oh, no. 888 01:00:30,511 --> 01:00:31,637 我漵卡住了。 I漵 stuck. 889 01:00:35,749 --> 01:00:40,118 我们需要的是一根类似绳子的东西。 What we need is something like a rope. 890 01:00:46,894 --> 01:00:48,555 Le漵不这样做。 Le漵 not do this. 891 01:00:48,662 --> 01:00:52,189 石头!我已经做了100次了。 Stone! I've done it 100 times. 892 01:00:57,104 --> 01:00:59,470 那是特技演员吗? Was that a stuntman? 893 01:01:12,486 --> 01:01:14,010 完美的。 Perfect. 894 01:01:17,358 --> 01:01:19,883 等一下。 Wait a minute. 895 01:01:21,161 --> 01:01:25,791 Le漵回到我们来的方式穿过她的前门。 Le漵 go back the way we came and go through her front door. 896 01:01:25,866 --> 01:01:29,131 无趣!无聊!老的帽子! Dull! Boring! Old hat! 897 01:01:30,537 --> 01:01:35,907 斯通的基本原则:他们总是喜欢大的入口。我向你保证。 Stone, the cardinal rule: They always love a big entrance. I assure you. 898 01:01:43,550 --> 01:01:45,575 在这些电影里有人死了吗? Does anybody die in these movies? 899 01:01:45,652 --> 01:01:46,676 死吗? Die? 900 01:01:48,222 --> 01:01:49,484 当然不是。 Of course not. 901 01:01:49,790 --> 01:01:51,815 我只是漵乐趣! I漵 just fun! 902 01:01:52,226 --> 01:01:53,090 有趣吗? Fun? 903 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:57,028 ——快乐!-他觉得这很有趣! - Fun! - He thinks this is fun! 904 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,603 我现在要下去了。 I'm going down now. 905 01:02:05,773 --> 01:02:09,766 我到的时候，我会把绳子拉紧，你就可以轻轻滑下去了。 When I arrive, I shall hold the rope taut and you can just shimmy down. 906 01:02:09,943 --> 01:02:15,245 我可没放东西啊!我漵太危险了。 I'm not shimmying down anything! I漵 too dangerous. 907 01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:16,383 胡说! Nonsense! 908 01:02:16,450 --> 01:02:19,613 Niblick告诉你的时候就不会了。 Not when you've been instructed by Niblick. 909 01:02:23,090 --> 01:02:24,785 Niblick到底是谁? Who the hell is Niblick? 910 01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:28,155 Niblick是我在喜马拉雅山的夏尔巴人向导。 Niblick is my Sherpa guide from the Himalayas. 911 01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:31,798 喜马拉雅山! The Himalayas! 912 01:02:32,466 --> 01:02:35,993 看，那是门。来吧!Le漵去试一试。 Look, there's the door. Come on! Le漵 go give it a try. 913 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:41,105 我漵开放! I漵 open! 914 01:02:47,581 --> 01:02:48,741 我的上帝! My God! 915 01:02:52,719 --> 01:02:53,913 我杀了他! I killed him! 916 01:02:53,987 --> 01:02:57,184 我应该照顾他，但我杀了他! I'm supposed to take care of him, and I killed him! 917 01:02:58,992 --> 01:02:59,890 哦,上帝! Oh, God! 918 01:03:04,765 --> 01:03:08,360 债券发行是一场骗局。这家公司破产了。 The bond issue is a fraud. The company went bankrupt. 919 01:03:08,635 --> 01:03:10,466 它们看起来很结实，但却垮了。 They looked solid, but went belly-up. 920 01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:14,166 打扰一下，你看过《王冠守护者》这部电影吗? Excuse me, have you seen that film Defender of the Crown? 921 01:03:14,341 --> 01:03:15,399 就像这样! Just like that! 922 01:03:15,476 --> 01:03:17,444 皇家卫士，你看到了吗? Defender of the Crown, you seen it? 923 01:03:17,511 --> 01:03:21,470 艾伦主演,世界卫生大会漵那家伙的名字,… Starring, wha漵 that guy's name, Alan... 924 01:03:24,618 --> 01:03:27,018 ——斯万。——是的!艾伦·斯万! - Swann. - Yeah! Alan Swann! 925 01:03:27,154 --> 01:03:29,952 比尔，我觉得艾伦·斯旺比我们强。 Bill, I think Alan Swann is beneath us. 926 01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:32,048 他当然在我们之下。他是一个演员。 Of course he's beneath us. He's an actor. 927 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:34,855 不，我想艾伦·斯旺现在在我们下面! No, I think Alan Swann's beneath us, now! 928 01:03:34,995 --> 01:03:35,893 看! Look! 929 01:03:37,331 --> 01:03:39,299 哈利，给我滚出去。 Harry, get the hell out here. 930 01:03:39,366 --> 01:03:42,699 艾伦·斯万正挂在屋顶上的什么东西上。 Alan Swann is hanging on something from the roof. 931 01:03:42,803 --> 01:03:44,998 ——拉!-把他拉上来! - Pull! - Pull him up! 932 01:03:49,276 --> 01:03:51,141 晚上好，你有灯吗? Good evening, do you have a light? 933 01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:52,678 帮帮我! Help me! 934 01:03:54,314 --> 01:03:55,338 露台吗? Terrace? 935 01:04:01,221 --> 01:04:02,153 做得很好。 Well done. 936 01:04:02,222 --> 01:04:04,713 我们只是顺道来看看楼下的情况。 We've just dropped in to see the Downings. 937 01:04:04,858 --> 01:04:06,519 这里没有下坡。 There are no Downings here. 938 01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:08,959 不喝吗? No Downings here? 939 01:04:12,566 --> 01:04:15,763 楼下14号。 The Downings are downstairs, on 14. 940 01:04:16,670 --> 01:04:19,798 近,石头。非常接近。 Close, Stone. Very close. 941 01:04:20,474 --> 01:04:25,434 斯旺先生，我想我有点不舒服了。 Mr. Swann, I think I'm going to be unwell. 942 01:04:25,946 --> 01:04:29,177 石头，女士们身体不好。先生们呕吐。 Stone, ladies are unwell. Gentlemen vomit. 943 01:04:34,454 --> 01:04:37,389 阿尔弗雷多，你不用等了。我们不需要这辆车了。 Alfredo, you needn't wait. We shan't need the car anymore. 944 01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:40,756 我们要去公园吐，然后步行回家。 We're going to throw up in the park and then walk home. 945 01:05:09,623 --> 01:05:12,023 斯旺先生，我能告诉你一些事吗? Mr. Swann, may I tell you something? 946 01:05:13,193 --> 01:05:15,753 本杰·斯通不是他看上去的样子。 Benjy Stone is not who he seems to be. 947 01:05:17,197 --> 01:05:18,789 斯通，谁是谁? Who is, Stone, who is? 948 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,066 但我连本吉·斯通都不是。 But I'm not even Benjy Stone. 949 01:05:21,468 --> 01:05:23,459 我是本杰明·斯坦伯格。 I'm Benjamin Steinberg. 950 01:05:24,605 --> 01:05:28,097 我改了名字，因为我觉得在屏幕上看起来不好看。 I changed my name because I thought it wouldn't look good on the screen. 951 01:05:28,175 --> 01:05:29,164 我是一个假的。 I'm a phony. 952 01:05:29,242 --> 01:05:31,176 因为你改了名字? Because you changed your name? 953 01:05:31,378 --> 01:05:32,743 世界卫生大会漵的名字吗? Wha漵 in a name? 954 01:05:33,347 --> 01:05:36,214 玫瑰无论叫什么名字都会枯萎凋谢。 A rose by any other name would wither and die. 955 01:05:37,884 --> 01:05:41,047 我给你取个名字:克拉伦斯·达菲。 I'll give you a name: Clarence Duffy. 956 01:05:41,655 --> 01:05:44,818 克拉伦斯•达菲吗?克拉伦斯•达菲是谁? Clarence Duffy? Who's Clarence Duffy? 957 01:05:45,459 --> 01:05:47,757 只是一个来自苏格兰西部的年轻人… Just a young man from the West of Scotland... 958 01:05:47,828 --> 01:05:49,455 …中产阶级，爱尔兰血统… ...middle class, Irish descent... 959 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:52,123 …他的父亲是一名文法学校的老师。 ...who's father was a grammar school teacher. 960 01:05:52,332 --> 01:05:56,496 他的母亲照看她的花园，她的丈夫和她唯一的儿子。 His mother looked after her garden, her husband and her only son. 961 01:05:57,104 --> 01:05:59,368 18岁时，他加入了海军。 At the age of 18, he joins the navy. 962 01:05:59,773 --> 01:06:04,676 一年后他跳槽到利物浦，立志要成为一名演员。 One year later he jumps ship in Liverpool, has notions of becoming an actor. 963 01:06:05,579 --> 01:06:07,706 完成英语“B”级的电影。 Finishes up in English "B" movies. 964 01:06:08,281 --> 01:06:12,945 六个月后，派拉蒙制片厂的Lou Goldmark宣布了他的发现。 Six months later, Lou Goldmark of Paramount Studios announces his find. 965 01:06:13,353 --> 01:06:15,344 一位风度翩翩的英国新演员要出演…… A dashing, new English actor to star... 966 01:06:15,422 --> 01:06:19,449 …在Paramoun漵下一个大冒险电影:剑的荣耀。 ...in Paramoun漵 next big adventure film: Swords of Glory. 967 01:06:20,761 --> 01:06:23,229 -克拉伦斯·达菲。-完全一样。 - Clarence Duffy. - One and the same. 968 01:06:24,064 --> 01:06:26,726 -那你就不是艾伦·斯旺了-是的，我是。 - Then you're not Alan Swann. - Yes, I am. 969 01:06:30,837 --> 01:06:33,271 你是唯一知道的人。 You're the only living soul who knows it. 970 01:06:34,941 --> 01:06:36,738 它随我而去，克拉伦斯。 It dies with me, Clarence. 971 01:06:41,314 --> 01:06:44,181 你是一个演员。演员应该有自己的名字。 You're an actor. Actors are supposed to make up names. 972 01:06:44,251 --> 01:06:46,742 我不仅漵编造一个名字,Stoneberg。 I漵 not just making up a name, Stoneberg. 973 01:06:47,421 --> 01:06:50,549 工作室构成了我的整个生活，我让他们这么做。 The studio made up an entire life for me, and I let them do it. 974 01:06:50,624 --> 01:06:54,082 现在我分不清哪里是假的结束，哪里是真的开始。 Now I can't tell where the bogus one ends, and the real one begins. 975 01:06:54,161 --> 01:06:56,561 我的一切都不是表面上看起来的那样。 Nothing about me is what it seems to be. 976 01:06:56,963 --> 01:06:59,727 甚至是我做你的喜剧节目的原因… Even the reason I'm doing your Comedy Cavalcade program... 977 01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,392 …不是因为我想这么做 ...is not because I wanted to. 978 01:07:01,468 --> 01:07:05,234 我漵我处理我的新伙伴,美国国税局。 I漵 a deal I made with my new partner, the Internal Revenue Service. 979 01:07:05,338 --> 01:07:08,136 如果我做节目，给他们一半的收益… If I do the show and give them half the proceeds... 980 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:10,904 …他们保证不会把我赶出这个国家。 ...they promise not to throw me out of the country. 981 01:07:10,977 --> 01:07:12,877 我也会死的，达夫。 That dies with me, too, Duff. 982 01:07:13,013 --> 01:07:16,346 今晚，你妈妈说:“你真不要脸。”她说对了。 Tonight, your mother said, "Shame on you," and she was right. 983 01:07:16,983 --> 01:07:20,646 我受够了人们让我逍遥法外，每个人都是这样。 I'm fed up with people letting me get away with things, and everybody does. 984 01:07:20,721 --> 01:07:22,780 我的朋友，我的经纪人，我的经纪人…… My friends, my agent, my manager... 985 01:07:22,856 --> 01:07:25,654 …我的医生，我的前妻，甚至我的女儿。 ...my doctors, my former wives, even my daughter. 986 01:07:28,762 --> 01:07:31,128 我们走了一晚还不够吗? Haven't we walked enough for one night? 987 01:07:32,999 --> 01:07:34,967 ——不,不!-《马》，斯通伯格。 - No, no! - The horse, Stoneberg. 988 01:07:41,942 --> 01:07:43,842 你会因此被判30年! You'll get 30 years for this! 989 01:07:57,524 --> 01:07:58,855 嘿! Hey! 990 01:08:47,507 --> 01:08:48,474 不! No! 991 01:09:46,633 --> 01:09:47,531 苔丝。 Tess. 992 01:09:47,834 --> 01:09:49,165 苔丝是谁? Who's Tess? 993 01:09:50,237 --> 01:09:51,829 苔丝是他的女儿。 Tess is his daughter. 994 01:09:52,239 --> 01:09:54,639 泰丝是他在康涅狄格州的女儿。 Tess is his daughter in Connecticut. 995 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:57,239 演出当天，他去了康涅狄格州。 He went to Connecticut on the day of the show. 996 01:09:57,310 --> 01:09:59,403 那混蛋去了康涅狄格! That bastard went to Connecticut! 997 01:09:59,546 --> 01:10:01,673 他他妈的在另一个州! He's in another goddamn state! 998 01:10:01,982 --> 01:10:05,509 我得去节目现场告诉里奥，这样他就可以炒我鱿鱼了。 I got to go down to the show and tell Leo, so he can fire me. 999 01:10:05,585 --> 01:10:06,677 我死定了。 I'm a dead man. 1000 01:10:10,590 --> 01:10:13,081 我不能这样去。我得穿衣服了。 I can't go like this. I have to get dressed. 1001 01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,211 带我回来。 Take me back. 1002 01:11:32,806 --> 01:11:33,636 太好了。 Great. 1003 01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:36,676 Air day和我们的嘉宾明星没有出现。 Air day and our guest star is no show. 1004 01:11:36,843 --> 01:11:37,741 嗨,利奥。 Hey, Leo. 1005 01:11:37,811 --> 01:11:40,211 他上了本周《电视指南》的封面。 He's on the cover of TV Guide this week. 1006 01:11:40,413 --> 01:11:41,402 利奥! Leo! 1007 01:11:48,154 --> 01:11:50,748 为什么这张草图会出现在这里?我们上周做的。 Why is this sketch in here? We did this last week. 1008 01:11:50,824 --> 01:11:52,451 但我漵就在这里,在我的脚本。 But i漵 right in here, in my script. 1009 01:11:52,525 --> 01:11:54,789 现在,为什么,利奥?为什么它在我的脚本里? Now, why, Leo? Why is it in my script? 1010 01:11:54,961 --> 01:11:56,724 这是上周的脚本。 That is last week's script. 1011 01:12:00,967 --> 01:12:02,457 那漵漵我在这里的原因。 Tha漵 why i漵 in here. 1012 01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:04,935 现在你会发现这周的剧本… And now you'll find this week's script... 1013 01:12:05,005 --> 01:12:06,632 …在你的更衣室里，斯坦。 ...in your dressing room, Stan. 1014 01:12:06,706 --> 01:12:09,197 ——漵好。那漵好,利奥。——好的。 - Tha漵 good. Tha漵 good, Leo. - Okay. 1015 01:12:11,277 --> 01:12:14,144 利奥，他们今天的午餐不供应舌头，是吗? They're not serving tongue at lunch today, are they, Leo? 1016 01:12:14,214 --> 01:12:15,704 表演日不许说话。 No tongue on show day. 1017 01:12:15,782 --> 01:12:19,479 他们有两次在演出日上供舌头，有两次开场小品夭折。 Twice they served tongue on show day, twice the opening sketch died. 1018 01:12:19,619 --> 01:12:21,849 不用舌头，明白吗?没有舌头! No tongue, get it? No tongue! 1019 01:12:22,422 --> 01:12:23,446 舌头…… Tongue... 1020 01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:25,448 …死亡。 ...death. 1021 01:12:35,168 --> 01:12:38,399 本杰，你应该监视斯旺的。 Benjy, you were supposed to be watching Swann. 1022 01:12:38,471 --> 01:12:39,495 我是。 I was. 1023 01:12:39,706 --> 01:12:41,571 我昨晚还住在他的套间里呢。 I even stayed in his suite last night. 1024 01:12:41,641 --> 01:12:43,905 但当我今天醒来时，他不见了。 But when I woke up today he was gone. 1025 01:12:44,077 --> 01:12:46,011 他说他要去看苔丝。 He said he was going to see Tess. 1026 01:12:46,079 --> 01:12:48,172 爱尔兰夫人。数字。他们爱喝酒。 Irish dame. Figures. They love their booze. 1027 01:12:48,248 --> 01:12:51,217 ——她是12。-好吧，现在我们可以加入法定强奸罪。 - She's 12. - Fine, now we can throw in statutory rape. 1028 01:12:51,885 --> 01:12:53,284 苔丝碰巧是他的女儿。 Tess happens to be his daughter. 1029 01:12:53,353 --> 01:12:54,820 阿尔菲，他在哪儿? Alfie, where is he? 1030 01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:56,213 在他的更衣室里。 In his dressing room. 1031 01:12:56,289 --> 01:12:58,120 ——喝醉了!-他在打盹呢。 - Drunk! - He's taking a nap. 1032 01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:00,323 我去看看什么样的小睡。 I'm going to see what kind of a nap. 1033 01:13:00,393 --> 01:13:02,156 -我不这么认为。-最好让他休息。 - I don't think so. - Better let him rest. 1034 01:13:02,228 --> 01:13:04,560 他得在一小时内做好排练的准备。 He's got to be ready for a run-through in an hour. 1035 01:13:04,631 --> 01:13:06,622 -他能来吗?-他会成功的。 - Can he make it? - He'll make it. 1036 01:13:09,402 --> 01:13:13,031 我知道我漵不关我的事,但是,你能告诉他们去对他吗? I know i漵 none of my business, but, could you tell them to go easy on him? 1037 01:13:13,106 --> 01:13:15,233 这不是他最好的一天。 It ain't been his best day. 1038 01:13:16,443 --> 01:13:17,410 好吧。 Okay. 1039 01:13:19,712 --> 01:13:21,543 -他还好吗?-他没事。 - Is he okay? - He's all right. 1040 01:13:21,748 --> 01:13:25,047 你真该看看她。已经让人心碎了。 You should have seen her. 12, and already a heartbreaker. 1041 01:13:25,118 --> 01:13:26,380 他对她说了什么? What did he say to her? 1042 01:13:26,453 --> 01:13:27,784 他一直没有下车。 He never got out of the car. 1043 01:13:27,854 --> 01:13:30,482 在86.4英里的路程中，他一句话也没说。 And he didn't say another word for 86.4 miles. 1044 01:13:31,424 --> 01:13:34,359 我以他。我也没看后视镜。 I clocked him. I didn't look in the rearview, neither. 1045 01:13:34,427 --> 01:13:36,054 我给了他私人空间。 I gave him his privacy. 1046 01:13:48,675 --> 01:13:51,143 好了，我们来看看金和卡比。 All right, we open on a tight to King and Cubby. 1047 01:13:51,211 --> 01:13:52,735 然后变宽。 And then we widen out. 1048 01:13:52,812 --> 01:13:54,336 准备开门。 Get set to open the house. 1049 01:13:54,414 --> 01:13:57,474 15分钟,每一个人。 Fifteen minutes, everyone. 1050 01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:05,821 你好吗，艾伦? How you doing, Alan? 1051 01:14:05,892 --> 01:14:09,191 我一点也不想让你担心。糟糕的排练，精彩的表演。 I don't want you to worry about a thing. Bad rehearsal, good show. 1052 01:14:09,262 --> 01:14:12,425 我们有很棒的演员阵容，我们有很棒的工作人员，而且一直都很成功。 We got a great cast, we got a great crew, and it always works. 1053 01:14:12,499 --> 01:14:14,433 记住，我们会玩得很开心的，对吧? Just remember, we'll have fun, right? 1054 01:14:14,501 --> 01:14:16,731 和你!你看起来很好。 And you! You look great. 1055 01:14:18,438 --> 01:14:21,601 -他为什么要穿这个?-《火枪手素描》 - What is he wearing this for? - The musketeer sketch. 1056 01:14:22,275 --> 01:14:23,799 你穿的衣服合适吗? Are you in the right outfit? 1057 01:14:23,877 --> 01:14:24,809 我是。 I am. 1058 01:14:25,745 --> 01:14:27,303 那么我在这里做什么呢? Then what am I doing in this? 1059 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:28,574 我不知道。 I don't know. 1060 01:14:30,450 --> 01:14:32,145 那么，哪个草图是第一个呢? Well, which sketch is first? 1061 01:14:32,218 --> 01:14:35,187 我要画的第一个草图是火枪手的草图。 The first sketch that I'm in is the musketeer sketch. 1062 01:14:36,523 --> 01:14:38,548 我也在里面。 I'm in that, too. 1063 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,820 我穿错衣服了。 Okay, I'm in the wrong outfit. 1064 01:14:44,197 --> 01:14:45,892 看看我是怎么发现的。 And look how I find out. 1065 01:14:46,266 --> 01:14:48,461 我是从这个人那里知道的。 I find out from this guy. 1066 01:14:51,004 --> 01:14:53,871 那些天才应该告诉我… Who are the geniuses who are supposed to tell me... 1067 01:14:53,940 --> 01:14:56,067 …在我的节目中，哪个小品最先出现… ...which sketch comes first on my show... 1068 01:14:56,142 --> 01:14:59,270 …我应该穿哪套衣服?他们在哪儿? ...and which outfit I'm supposed to be in? Where are they? 1069 01:14:59,345 --> 01:15:01,813 谁来告诉我哪个草图先画! Somebody tell me which sketch comes first! 1070 01:15:02,048 --> 01:15:03,538 衣柜! Wardrobe! 1071 01:15:04,918 --> 01:15:05,748 李尔! Lil! 1072 01:15:06,119 --> 01:15:09,179 听这个。他觉得自己穿错了衣服。 Listen to this. He thinks he's in the wrong costume. 1073 01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:12,315 每周都是同样的事情。他是如此疯狂。 Every week, same thing. He's so crazy. 1074 01:15:23,536 --> 01:15:25,902 神。谁来帮我把戏服拿出来! God. Somebody help me with my costume! 1075 01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:29,234 -脱下来，快点，脱下来-不!别管我! - Take it off, come on, take it off. - No! Leave me alone! 1076 01:15:29,309 --> 01:15:33,040 -劫机草图先出来!——哪一个? - The Hijack sketch comes first! - Which one? 1077 01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:34,841 劫持草图。 The Hijack sketch. 1078 01:15:36,816 --> 01:15:38,078 它是第一位。 It comes first. 1079 01:15:39,886 --> 01:15:42,150 我知道它。我知道的，利奥。 I knew it. I knew it, Leo. 1080 01:15:43,022 --> 01:15:45,786 别担心，伙计，我就知道。 Don't worry about a thing, pal. I knew it. 1081 01:16:04,110 --> 01:16:05,008 好。 Good. 1082 01:16:10,049 --> 01:16:11,277 好。 Good. 1083 01:16:17,056 --> 01:16:18,318 加州吗? California? 1084 01:16:18,591 --> 01:16:22,152 你不能在加州写喜剧。我漵不够令人沮丧。 You can't write comedy in California. I漵 not depressing enough. 1085 01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:24,789 你看起来很好。你感觉如何? You look great. How do you feel? 1086 01:16:25,031 --> 01:16:27,090 石头，我感觉出奇地好。谢谢你！ I feel surprisingly well, Stone. Thank you. 1087 01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:29,532 我要做一个预测。 So well that I'm going to make a prediction. 1088 01:16:29,602 --> 01:16:31,934 通常我要花两到三分钟来热身。 Usually it takes me two or three takes to warm up. 1089 01:16:32,005 --> 01:16:34,303 但今晚我们会第一次拍完。 But tonight we'll get it on the first take. 1090 01:16:34,374 --> 01:16:36,934 我们总是第一次拍就拿到。我们必须。 We always get it on the first take. We have to. 1091 01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:37,942 你会怎么做? You do? 1092 01:16:38,011 --> 01:16:41,447 当然，这是电视直播。——生活? - Sure, this is live television. - Live? 1093 01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:45,642 生活? Live? 1094 01:16:46,719 --> 01:16:48,311 “活着”是什么意思? What does "live" mean? 1095 01:16:48,588 --> 01:16:50,715 这意味着在你欢蹦乱跳的那一刻…… It means at the exact moment you're cavorting... 1096 01:16:50,790 --> 01:16:54,726 …在这个舞台上跳跃着，有两千万观众在观看。 ...and leaping around that stage, 20 million people are seeing it. 1097 01:16:56,262 --> 01:16:57,695 等一下。 Wait a minute. 1098 01:16:58,631 --> 01:17:01,794 -等一下。-斯旺先生，你是白人。 - Wait a minute. - Mr. Swann, you're white. 1099 01:17:02,435 --> 01:17:04,995 你的意思是这些都进了镜头里… You mean it all goes into the camera lens... 1100 01:17:05,071 --> 01:17:07,767 …然后就洒到别人家里了? ...and then just spills out into people's houses? 1101 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:08,738 是的。 Yeah. 1102 01:17:08,808 --> 01:17:10,969 为什么没人跟我解释? Why is it nobody explained this to me? 1103 01:17:11,044 --> 01:17:14,480 我漵没什么好担心的,斯万先生。我们的观众很棒。 I漵 nothing to worry about, Mr. Swann. Our audiences are great. 1104 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:15,809 观众是什么? What audience? 1105 01:17:15,915 --> 01:17:18,975 你知道。你以为那些座位是做什么用的? You knew. What did you think those seats were for? 1106 01:17:19,052 --> 01:17:21,919 我已经28年没有在观众面前表演过了。 I haven't performed in front of an audience for 28 years. 1107 01:17:21,988 --> 01:17:23,216 观众? Audience? 1108 01:17:25,091 --> 01:17:26,456 我扮演管家。 I played a butler. 1109 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,891 我只有一句话! I had one line! 1110 01:17:31,597 --> 01:17:34,293 -我忘了。——别担心。这是很容易的。 - I forgot it. - Don't worry. This is easy. 1111 01:17:34,367 --> 01:17:38,428 对于你,也许。不是因为我。我不是演员。我是电影明星。 For you, maybe. Not for me. I'm not an actor. I'm a movie star. 1112 01:17:42,709 --> 01:17:43,869 五分钟后播出。 Five minutes to air. 1113 01:17:43,943 --> 01:17:45,570 准备好老板劫持草图了。 Ready for the Boss Hijack sketch. 1114 01:17:45,645 --> 01:17:47,977 - - - - - -闭嘴!-你能行的。 - Shut up! - You can do it. 1115 01:17:48,948 --> 01:17:51,382 我需要时间思考。 I need time to think. 1116 01:17:52,785 --> 01:17:56,152 我需要时间思考。神圣母亲。 I need time to think. Holy Mother. 1117 01:17:56,789 --> 01:17:59,883 -我需要时间思考。-这是"思考"还是"喝酒"? - I need time to think. - Is that "think," or "drink"? 1118 01:17:59,992 --> 01:18:00,856 是的! Yes! 1119 01:18:07,667 --> 01:18:09,225 他有点神经过敏。 He's got the jitters. 1120 01:18:09,335 --> 01:18:11,200 女士们先生们，刚才… Ladies and gentlemen, a second ago... 1121 01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:13,568 …艾伦·斯万(Alan Swann)患上了严重的焦虑症。 ...Alan Swann had a full-fledged anxiety attack. 1122 01:18:13,639 --> 01:18:15,937 差点精神崩溃… An inch away from a complete nervous breakdown... 1123 01:18:16,008 --> 01:18:19,000 …他还有胆量把它形容为神经过敏。 ...and he has the nerve to describe it as the jitters. 1124 01:18:20,446 --> 01:18:22,937 -你在干什么?-喝酒离开。 - What are you doing? - Drinking and leaving. 1125 01:18:24,817 --> 01:18:27,183 在劫机案之后还有火枪手案。 The musketeer sketch is on after the Hijack sketch. 1126 01:18:27,253 --> 01:18:28,777 我才不演麝香葡萄酒的小品呢。 I'm not doing the muscatel sketch. 1127 01:18:28,855 --> 01:18:31,449 -《火枪手素描》-我两者都不做。 - The musketeer sketch. - I'm not doing either. 1128 01:18:45,271 --> 01:18:46,761 艾伦·斯旺不是要走吗? Wasn't that Alan Swann leaving? 1129 01:18:46,839 --> 01:18:49,706 显然，他还在紧张不安中挣扎。 Obviously, he's still in the throes of the jitters. 1130 01:18:51,077 --> 01:18:53,705 -别挡我的路，西。-直到你付清为止。 - Get out of my way, Sy. - Not until you pay up. 1131 01:18:54,747 --> 01:18:55,941 地主,发生了什么事? Benjy, what happened? 1132 01:18:56,015 --> 01:18:58,074 斯万的消失了。不能说话。待会儿再谈。 Swann's gone. Can't speak. Talk later. 1133 01:18:58,151 --> 01:19:00,779 你这个小聪明，狗娘养的，王八蛋! You little smart ass, son of a bitch, bastard! 1134 01:19:01,020 --> 01:19:02,453 你在这里! You're through here! 1135 01:19:02,522 --> 01:19:03,887 我告诉王! I'm telling King! 1136 01:19:04,023 --> 01:19:05,149 Sy ! Sy! 1137 01:19:07,460 --> 01:19:08,893 k.c在哪里? Where is K. C? 1138 01:19:10,930 --> 01:19:12,420 一切都好吗? Everything okay? 1139 01:19:13,032 --> 01:19:13,930 好。 Good. 1140 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,024 谢谢你,Harmonaires。 Thank you, Harmonaires. 1141 01:19:16,102 --> 01:19:18,332 这是地方，人们。 This is places, people. 1142 01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:20,400 来吧,勒漵快点。 Come on, le漵 hurry up. 1143 01:19:21,073 --> 01:19:24,474 舞者,舞蹈演员。你应该回到你的起点。 Dancers, opening dancers. You should be in your starting places. 1144 01:19:24,544 --> 01:19:25,772 赶快走。 Hurry along. 1145 01:19:26,446 --> 01:19:27,606 你是谁? Who are you? 1146 01:19:28,414 --> 01:19:31,474 是的，菲尔，对吧?我知道你。 Yeah, Phil somebody, right? I know you. 1147 01:19:31,551 --> 01:19:33,485 菲尔，你做得很好。 You're doing a good job, Phil. 1148 01:19:35,988 --> 01:19:37,956 Sy,对不起。 Sy, I'm sorry. 1149 01:19:38,491 --> 01:19:40,254 的帮助! Help! 1150 01:19:40,393 --> 01:19:42,122 我们这里需要一些帮助。 We need some help here. 1151 01:19:42,395 --> 01:19:45,330 听着，赛，你不应该那样偷偷接近一个人。 Look, Sy, you shouldn't sneak up on a guy like that. 1152 01:19:46,432 --> 01:19:48,059 我知道你听不到我说话，伙计。 I know you can't hear me, pal. 1153 01:19:48,134 --> 01:19:50,932 但是等你醒来，我会给你加薪的。 But when you wake up, I'll give you a nice raise. 1154 01:19:52,038 --> 01:19:53,528 给他急救。 Get him some first aid. 1155 01:19:53,606 --> 01:19:55,039 磨蹭。 What a putz. 1156 01:19:56,642 --> 01:19:58,371 可怕,可怕。 Terrible, terrible. 1157 01:20:15,661 --> 01:20:16,992 阿尔弗雷多! Alfredo! 1158 01:20:18,764 --> 01:20:20,254 阿尔弗雷德。 Alfredo. 1159 01:20:21,934 --> 01:20:23,561 你不是阿尔弗雷多! You're not Alfredo! 1160 01:20:23,636 --> 01:20:24,762 斯万先生。 Mr. Swann. 1161 01:20:24,937 --> 01:20:27,235 我的上帝,我漵Stoneberger ! My God, i漵 Stoneberger! 1162 01:20:27,306 --> 01:20:28,238 你能让我一个人呆着吗? Will you let me alone? 1163 01:20:28,307 --> 01:20:30,798 -你演完就去。-我不做。 - As soon as you finish the show. - I'm not doing it. 1164 01:20:30,877 --> 01:20:32,276 我要去华尔道夫酒店! I want to go to the Waldorf! 1165 01:20:32,345 --> 01:20:34,711 你必须这么做，否则他们会驱逐你。 You have to, if you don't they'll deport you. 1166 01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:36,611 没关系。 It doesn't matter. 1167 01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:40,844 那漵可悲的景象。 Tha漵 a sad sight. 1168 01:20:41,387 --> 01:20:42,979 你是一个悲伤的景象。 You're a sadder sight. 1169 01:20:44,357 --> 01:20:45,289 你最后所做的… All you end up doing... 1170 01:20:45,358 --> 01:20:47,883 …让关心你的人不开心 ...is making anyone who cares for you unhappy. 1171 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:49,689 你知道他们怎么说我吗? You know what they say about me? 1172 01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:53,061 你可以信赖艾伦·斯旺。他总是让你失望。 You can depend on Alan Swann. He will always let you down. 1173 01:20:53,132 --> 01:20:56,067 你告诉苔丝了吗?漵正确。 Did you tell Tess that? Tha漵 right. 1174 01:20:56,235 --> 01:20:58,260 你下不了车。 You couldn't get out of the car. 1175 01:21:01,841 --> 01:21:04,036 阿尔菲，把这个混蛋带到华尔道夫酒店。 Alfie, take this bum to the Waldorf. 1176 01:21:17,323 --> 01:21:19,518 女士们,女士们,le漵走。 Ladies, ladies, le漵 go. 1177 01:21:20,826 --> 01:21:23,294 南希，你的节目很精彩。 Nancy, you have a nice show. 1178 01:21:25,898 --> 01:21:28,230 赛，我没告诉过你不要偷偷靠近… Sy, didn't I tell you not to sneak up... 1179 01:21:28,367 --> 01:21:31,336 - Rojeck先生要你拿这个——这。 - Mr. Rojeck wanted you to have that. - And that. 1180 01:21:46,185 --> 01:21:48,016 我们还有十秒钟。 We have ten seconds to go. 1181 01:21:51,457 --> 01:21:54,756 九，八，七，六…… Nine, eight, seven, six... 1182 01:21:55,528 --> 01:21:58,827 这是NBC，国家广播公司。 This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company. 1183 01:21:59,198 --> 01:22:01,359 提示音乐。准备好了。,准备好了两个。 Cue music. Ready one. Up, ready two. 1184 01:22:01,467 --> 01:22:02,627 ——提示宣布。——两个! - Cue announce. - Two! 1185 01:22:02,702 --> 01:22:05,330 女士们先生们，现在是周六晚上8点。 Ladies and gentlemen, it is Saturday night at 8:00. 1186 01:22:05,404 --> 01:22:09,431 国家广播公司呈献喜剧行列! The National Broadcasting Company presents The Comedy Cavalcade! 1187 01:22:10,176 --> 01:22:11,973 由国王皇帝。 Starring King Kaiser. 1188 01:22:12,078 --> 01:22:16,071 和他的特别嘉宾艾伦·斯旺! With his special guest star, Alan Swann! 1189 01:22:19,652 --> 01:22:20,175 胶卷! Roll film! 1190 01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:27,348 把它! Take it! 1191 01:22:27,660 --> 01:22:30,458 当你像这家伙那样吃午饭太快时…… When you eat lunch too quickly, as this fellow had... 1192 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:33,965 …你很容易烦躁，因为你的胃不舒服。 ...and you're apt to be cranky, because your stomach feels bad. 1193 01:22:38,838 --> 01:22:40,032 石头。 Stone. 1194 01:22:42,475 --> 01:22:43,703 我害怕。 I'm afraid. 1195 01:22:45,978 --> 01:22:47,104 我害怕。 I'm afraid. 1196 01:22:48,347 --> 01:22:52,010 那漵为什么我不能下车看我的苔丝。我的孩子。 Tha漵 why I couldn't get out of the car to see my Tess. My child. 1197 01:22:53,119 --> 01:22:54,586 艾伦·斯万害怕吗? Alan Swann, afraid? 1198 01:22:55,554 --> 01:22:58,045 王室的捍卫者?队长从龟岛? Defender of the Crown? Captain from Tortuga? 1199 01:22:58,124 --> 01:23:00,251 圆桌骑士的最后一位? The Last Knight of the Round Table? 1200 01:23:00,326 --> 01:23:04,194 那些都是电影，该死的!看着我! Those are movies, damn you! Look at me! 1201 01:23:05,698 --> 01:23:09,225 我是有血有肉的!真人大小的,没有大的! I'm flesh and blood! Life-size, no larger! 1202 01:23:09,368 --> 01:23:13,202 我不是那么愚蠢，该死的英雄。我从来没有。 I'm not that silly, goddamned hero. I never was. 1203 01:23:13,339 --> 01:23:14,772 对我来说，你就是! To me, you were! 1204 01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:16,602 不管你在那些电影里扮演的是谁… Whoever you were in those movies... 1205 01:23:16,676 --> 01:23:20,043 …那些愚蠢的英雄对我来说意义重大。 ...those silly, goddamn heroes meant a lot to me. 1206 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:24,777 就算这只是幻觉又有什么关系呢?它工作。 What does it matter if it was an illusion? It worked. 1207 01:23:25,484 --> 01:23:28,282 所以别告诉我这就是你，真人大小的。" So don't tell me this is you, "life-size." 1208 01:23:28,688 --> 01:23:31,555 我不能用你的真人大小。" I can't use you "life-size." 1209 01:23:32,191 --> 01:23:35,649 我需要艾伦·斯旺斯尽可能大的尺寸。 I need Alan Swanns as big as I can get them. 1210 01:23:36,662 --> 01:23:38,596 让我告诉你: And let me tell you something: 1211 01:23:38,964 --> 01:23:41,194 你不可能用那种方式说服我…… You couldn't have convinced me the way you did... 1212 01:23:41,267 --> 01:23:43,827 …除非你内心深处有勇气。 ...unless somewhere in you, you had that courage. 1213 01:23:43,903 --> 01:23:45,700 没有人是那么好的演员。 Nobody is that good of an actor. 1214 01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,703 你就是那个愚蠢的英雄。 You are that silly, goddamn hero. 1215 01:23:53,813 --> 01:23:56,213 冷静点，回到这里。我们正在直播! Calm down, back here. We're on the air! 1216 01:23:56,382 --> 01:23:59,476 回来，去找人帮忙。你被解雇了! Come back, go get some help. You're fired! 1217 01:23:59,552 --> 01:24:01,645 老板劫持! Boss Hijack! 1218 01:24:04,290 --> 01:24:05,985 格雷51年的DeSoto是谁的? Who owns the gray '51 DeSoto? 1219 01:24:06,058 --> 01:24:07,150 新来的，哈里斯。 The new guy, Harris. 1220 01:24:07,226 --> 01:24:10,161 你把车停在老大的车位上了。更好的移动。 You parked in Boss Hijack's spot. Better move. 1221 01:24:14,834 --> 01:24:16,233 那是什么鬼东西? What the hell is that? 1222 01:24:16,302 --> 01:24:17,394 救命! Help! 1223 01:24:22,942 --> 01:24:25,001 你很幸运，我们在二楼。 You're lucky we're on the second floor. 1224 01:24:25,077 --> 01:24:26,544 这让他慢了下来。 It slowed him down. 1225 01:24:30,883 --> 01:24:33,579 你很幸运，我们在二楼。 You're very lucky we're on the second floor. 1226 01:24:34,787 --> 01:24:36,846 这真的让他慢了下来。 It really slowed him down. 1227 01:24:37,089 --> 01:24:39,887 一个。王在哪里?提示王。提示他! One. Where's King? Cue King. Cue him! 1228 01:24:40,326 --> 01:24:42,487 卫生大会漵它要做什么? Well, wha漵 it going to do? 1229 01:24:44,363 --> 01:24:45,796 让他平静下来。 Slow him down. 1230 01:25:05,284 --> 01:25:06,774 神圣的耶稣。 Holy Jesus. 1231 01:25:17,763 --> 01:25:20,357 ——一个!-什么事?世界卫生大会漵发生了什么? - One! - What is it? Wha漵 happening? 1232 01:25:26,772 --> 01:25:28,239 别进来。 Don't come in here. 1233 01:25:42,688 --> 01:25:43,655 三! Three! 1234 01:25:44,256 --> 01:25:45,120 两个! Two! 1235 01:25:46,258 --> 01:25:47,122 一个。 One. 1236 01:25:48,260 --> 01:25:50,319 到底发生了什么事? What the hell is happening? 1237 01:25:50,629 --> 01:25:51,823 到底发生了什么事? What the hell is happening? 1238 01:26:03,008 --> 01:26:05,203 洛克的人在杀金。 Rojeck's men are killing King. 1239 01:26:15,421 --> 01:26:17,582 斯旺在阳台上做什么? What is Swann doing in the balcony? 1240 01:26:17,690 --> 01:26:19,180 给他点光! Get a light on him! 1241 01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:22,489 -在阳台上，他在阳台上——三个,好! - In the balcony, he's in the balcony. - Three, good! 1242 01:26:22,561 --> 01:26:24,290 凡人! Mortals! 1243 01:26:50,956 --> 01:26:52,583 你能握住我的剑吗? Will you hold my sword? 1244 01:27:13,646 --> 01:27:16,206 在三下放松。和三个。 Loosen up on three. And three. 1245 01:27:16,382 --> 01:27:19,249 天啊，这真让我高兴。 God, this makes me happy. 1246 01:27:22,254 --> 01:27:23,653 照我说的做。 Do as I told you. 1247 01:27:42,775 --> 01:27:44,470 怎么这么久? What took you so long? 1248 01:27:49,748 --> 01:27:51,272 女士们,先生们: Ladies and gentlemen: 1249 01:27:51,517 --> 01:27:53,075 艾伦·斯万。 Alan Swann. 1250 01:28:20,279 --> 01:28:21,246 两个。 Two. 1251 01:28:23,549 --> 01:28:24,607 和一个。 And one. 1252 01:28:26,585 --> 01:28:27,415 两个。 Two. 1253 01:28:49,108 --> 01:28:51,508 你在这里看到他的样子，就像这样… The way you see him here, like this... 1254 01:28:51,677 --> 01:28:54,168 …这是我纪念他的方式。 ...this is the way I like to remember him. 1255 01:28:54,346 --> 01:28:56,211 我想如果你问艾伦·斯万…… I think if you had asked Alan Swann... 1256 01:28:56,281 --> 01:28:59,512 …他一生中最令他高兴的时刻是什么? ...what was the single most gratifying moment in his life... 1257 01:28:59,585 --> 01:29:02,053 …他可能说过这个，就在这里。 ...he might have said this one, right here. 1258 01:29:02,354 --> 01:29:05,255 第二天，我和他、阿尔菲一起开车去了康涅狄格。 The next day, I drove up to Connecticut with him and Alfie. 1259 01:29:05,324 --> 01:29:07,019 这次他敲了敲门。 This time he knocked on the door. 1260 01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:11,085 当他和苔丝见面时，就像他们从未分开过一样。 And when he and Tess saw each other, it was like they'd never been apart. 1261 01:29:11,797 --> 01:29:15,164 就像阿尔菲说的，“和斯万在一起你总是原谅别人，你知道吗?” Like Alfie says, "With Swann you forgive a lot, you know?" 1262 01:29:16,268 --> 01:29:17,394 我知道。 I know.