There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
ANNOUNCER:From the PFT studios in still
moderately charming and majestic downtown Danville.
It's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know the drill.
We've hosted before.
He's good, I'm evil, blah, blah, blah.
I, for one, am excited to be here.
And I'm all tingly! I've actually got butterflies in my stomach.
ANNOUNCER:Let me finish my introduction!
Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown,
hosted by Kelly Osbourne!
And now here's our host.
She's a singer, an actor, a fashionista du jour.
Kelly Osbourne!
Hi, everybody! What you doing?
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I have always wanted to say that.
I am so excited to be here!
I promise you guys it's gonna be a rockin' show
full of surprises.
And anyone who knows anything about me,
they know that I absolutely love Phineas and Ferb.
And being a singer myself,
I love, love, love the songs!
Wait, wait, wait. What's going on here?
Yeah. And aren't you a little too three dimensional
to host an animated show, young lady?
Yes, yes, I am.
But I'm doing it anyway so just deal with it.
But we have hosting contracts and everything.
Did you read your contracts?
Nobody reads 'em, they're like a hundred pages long.
And pages two through 99 are useless.
Like parsley on a dinner plate. Nobody eats it.
You know, if they're gonna put stuff on your plate
that you're not gonna eat, why not make it something useful,
like a key chain, or gold doubloons.
Dude, why are you rambling on about parsley?
You're bringing the entire energy of the show down!
Maybe you guys can be my co-hosts!
Co-hosts! I don't like the sound of that.
Sounds like a demotion.
Enough of you two.
You guys ready? Let's get this party started!
There were so many songs to pick from.
I mean, just take a look at all of them.
Wow, that is a lot of songs.
You guys voted and now we're gonna rock the top 10.
Here's number 10!
这是飞哥和小佛的派对吗 Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?
当然啦 Sure is.
飞哥小佛的派对规范 Phineas and Ferb's parties rule!
欢腾 (ALL CHEERING)
这不是他们的派对 是我的派对 It's not their party, it's my party!
不 这也不是派对 这是私人聚会 And it's not a party. It's an intimate get-together.
这声音是怎么回事儿 (SHATTERING)(GASPS) What was that?
快给我放下 借过 拿纸巾擦擦 Put that down! Pardon me! Use a napkin.
我物理老师怎么也在这儿？ What is my science teacher doing here?
飞哥小佛的派对 我从不缺席 I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party.
首先 这不是个派对 First of all, it's not a party.
就算它是个派对 那也不是飞哥小佛的 那是我的 But if it were a party, it would not be their party! It would be my party!
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
这不是派对 这是私人聚会 (RAPPING)It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
别再叫了 它真的只是个聚会 Don't call it that It's just a get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
你那果汁别洒了 你那热狗当心呐 Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food
你是要把房子震塌呀 音响关小声些啊 Don't make the music in the house go "boom"
喂喂 剪腋毛别用我妈的剪刀啊 Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors
我的房间是你该靠近的吗 And please stay out of my room
这椅子是该拿脚踩的吗 Take your feet off the chair
屋子里不许追逐打闹 No running in the house
杯子下必须垫上托盘 Put a coaster under that drink
那谁 那是工艺品 不是杂技道具 Hey, these chotchkes aren't for juggling
你你你 这是马桶 不是洗碗水槽 And that's a toilet, not a sink
这不是派对 这是私人聚会 It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
别再叫了 它真的只是个聚会 Don't call it that It's just a get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
(PHONE RINGING)
嗨 老妈 啥 你在说啥 Hi, Mom. What? What?
抱歉 我听不见你说什么 凯蒂丝的私人聚会太吵了 I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get-together.
凯蒂丝的派对 JEREMY:Candace party
嘿嘿 你把什么玩意儿扔进鱼缸了 Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?
喂喂 我不是说过不能玩遥控器么 I said don't play with the remote
那谁 关上门 这里不是你的谷仓 Hey, close the door. Were you born in a barn?
你们谁来认领这只羊 Which one of you brought this goat?
这不是派对 这是私人聚会 It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
别再叫了 它真的只是个聚会 Don't call it that It's just a get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
我是在说 私人 sē r—ěn—rěn 私人聚会 Talkin' I, to the N. To the T, I, M, A, T, E get-together
sē r—ěn—rěn 私人聚会 I, to the N. To the T, I, M, A, T, E get-together
拼读正确 ALL: That's right!
这不是派对啊 It's not a party.
(SIGHS) Demoted to co-host.
I've been a co-host before, and had a blast doing it!
Well, goody gumdrops for you.
Don't worry, Kelly.
I am totally down for being second banana.
And second of all, technically you would be third banana.
It would go Kelly and then me, and then you.
I would be second banana.
Nobody is a banana because there are no bananas!
Yes, we have no bananas.
Here's the song rolling in at number nine.
很好 在这个屋顶 Excellent. From the top of this building,
所有人都能听见我们唱歌 everyone in the tri-state area should be able to hear us.
你是我的好朋友 亲爱的泰瑞 Perry，you know, you are a boy's best friend
你不是一时兴起买来的玩具 You're more than just a passing trend
你像是糖果店大派送的惊喜 You're like a treat from a candy store
啊 泰瑞 Oh, Perry
比起冰淇淋 你更加有趣 We love you more than ice cream cakes
比起曲奇饼 你充满朝气 We love you more than bugs and snakes
比起所有糖果 我们更加爱你 We love you more than all things mentioned before
噢 泰瑞 你是那么无与伦比 Oh, Perry, you're extraordinary
身材短小却充满活力 蓝莓色的羽毛格外美丽 You're kind of short and hairy. The color of a blueberry
我们的泰瑞 Yes, Perry
回家吧 泰瑞 So come home, Perry
泰瑞 回家吧 泰瑞 Come home, Perry. Come home
嘿 凯蒂丝 你也来唱一首吧 Hey, Candace. Why don't you sing one?
呃 Um...
噢 泰瑞 我觉得我感到恐惧 Oh, Perry. I think it's kind of scary
哪里都寻不到你的踪迹 这让我非常焦急 I can't find you anywhere-y. It fills me with despair-y?
噢 泰瑞 我很讨厌写日记 Oh, Perry. I'm allergic to dairy
我想到大草原去 I'm gonna move to the prairie
还要改名叫 凯蒂瑞 And change my name to Larry
凯蒂瑞 Larry?
我想不出韵脚了 不行吗 I ran out of rhymes, all right?
凯蒂丝要改名叫凯蒂瑞 ALL:She'll change her name to Larry
回家吧 泰瑞 So come home, Perry
泰瑞 回家吧 泰瑞 Come home, Perry, come home
回家吧 泰瑞 So come home, Perry
泰瑞 回家吧 泰瑞 Come home, Perry, come home
(CHATTERING)
你在这儿啊 泰瑞 There you are, Perry.
泰瑞 Perry.
(ALL CHEERING)
(APPLAUSE)
干得好 凯蒂瑞 Good job, Larry.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
This is going to be a fantastic countdown!
Just one thing, you guys.
We seriously have to do something about your fashion.
It's just not working.
You look a bit, like, stiff and uniform-y.
Right guys? "Uniform-y"?
Yeah, "uniform-y." If you look it up, there's a picture of you.
You're one to talk. What?
I mean that whole laboratory look was never in,
even if you are an "evil scientist."
You should try a cape.
A cape. Where am I going to get a cape at this hour?
You could try a Nehru jacket.
If I could get a Nehru jacket, I could get a cape.
Men.
While my co-hosts go backstage
and bring their fashions into this century,
here's song eight.
我能飞檐走壁 VANESSA: I can do it, I can run
也能制胜克敌 I can hunt you down
我会凌波微步 也会千斤坠顶 'Cause I'm gainin' ground I'm light on my feet
早餐吃得好 看我拳拳到肉如星坠地 And I'm quick to the punch. I had a heavy breakfast
午餐吃得饱 看我出掌带风似火凌厉 But a real light lunch. I'm a ragin' bonfire
霹雳娇娃 高手是我 A cherry bomb. I'm me
铁骨铮铮有傲气 生死相搏头不低 I'm rough and tumble. I'm the one to beat
我是新刷的沥青 蟒蛇一般缠住你 I'm a fresh coat of blacktop, burnin' up your feet
我是剧毒的芒刺 雨点一般戳向你 I got a poisonous sting，when I rain I pour
最强女特工 穿梭风雨里 I'm the best of the best. I'm the soup du jour
面对强敌 游刃有余 如铁钉锋利 I'm smooth as glass and sharp as a tack
高手是我 I'm me
我是高手的巅峰 是最强的特工 I'm the last and best, stick of gum in the pack
高手是我 I'm me
我是最强女特工 人挡杀人 佛挡杀佛 利落干净 I'm a strong woman, fast talking , Big bad-dog walking
名声扬四海 气场震八方 身手自不凡 万民皆敬仰 High-faluting, drum-beating Foot-stomping, corn-popping
重任扛在肩 义无反顾奔向前 Speeding locomotive that just won't stop
我自扬眉剑出鞘 愿为锋刃寒光耀 I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top
四方奔走 造福百姓 I'm a crowd-pleasing head-spinning
挥鞭向前 突破自己 突袭精英派对 winning in the ninth inning Whip-lashing, record-smashing
犹如飓风 畅快荡涤 Black-tie-party-crashing cyclone of fun
我是特工中的精英 I'm an army of one
箭已离弦疾如飞 愿为箭尖杀敌贼 I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot-cross bun
大敌当前 一马当先 I'm a big hay-maker in a title fight
孤狼独行向天嗥 愿为狼牙凯歌朝 I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite
我是精英中的精英 强人中的强人 I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night
高手是我 I'm me
Okay, let's keep rocking and get right...
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Wait, wait, wait. Wait for us!
Yeah, hold the boat! (CROWD CHEERING)
Mind you, this does not mean in any way,
shape or hair color, that I am your co-host.
I'm just saying. Wow!
Now I know what I would look like
if I had middle-aged male clones.
Oh, I can't believe I let myself get talked into this.
It's embarrassing and if I'm being honest a bit drafty.
Ah, just go with it, Frances.
Hey look at this, strike a pose!
Look, look, look... I'm vogueing... Vogueing?
I love vogueing. It's so '90s.
I was a bit of a secret voguer myself.
Really? It wasn't a secret.
You know what we should do then?
Strike a pose.
(CROWD WHISTLING)
Vogue. Vogueing? That's it.
Look it up, kids. That's what the Internet is for.
That was fun. Great idea, Kelly. Thank you.
But, but... Vogueing was my idea.
I started to say vogueing and you just cut me off
right before when I just got "vo" out, you know.
What did you think I was going to say?
Vociferous? What other words start with "vo"?
Give it a rest, Heinz. He's always like this.
That's it. That is it!
You will rue the day that you demoted Heinz Doofenshmirtz to co-host!
Hmm.
You know what that means? I think I do.
More hosting for us!
All right! Here's a little ditty
I like to call song number seven!
从针孔中看向世界 Through the eye of a needle
是时候放声高唱 Time to loosen your tongue
学习绑好鞋带 Got a tip how to make ends meet
想想小铁圈 永远不忘 A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it
舞动起来 跳跃起来 耶 耶 耶 Gets us all up on our feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
想想小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're tying the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're tying the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're gonna tie the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're gonna tie the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
我与世界心相连 One word at a time
女士们先生们 有请家姐 PHINEAS: Ladies and gentlemen, my sister,
凯蒂丝 菲林 Candace Flynn!
还有一事要挂记心肠 And in the end the most important thing
我们要永远不忘 Is that we never forget
鞋带的前端叫 The end of a shoelace is called the...
呃 The, uh...
等等 Wait a minute!
这本来就无所谓 It doesn't matter!
我竟然会在这里忘词 I can't believe I was almost sucked into this.
Are you guys having as much fun as I am? (CROWD CHEERING)
Yes! Now that I'm back in my old clothes... "Uniformy" or not.
I predict the Nehru jacket will make a comeback.
Mmm. Not gonna happen. No?
But you know what is gonna happen?
Song number six!
飞哥，你觉得这个 爱之城 怎么样 So, Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love?
要是它是 飞机零件之城 就好了 I wish it was the city of airplane parts.
你压力太大了 你该休息一会儿 好好感受这里的魅力 Oh, you're just too stressed.You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.
在巴黎的咖啡厅 品尝美味可丽饼 We could share a crêpe sucree at this Parisian cafe
哇 这个遮阳篷可以用来当翼板 Huh! That awning could be used as a sail,
或者当降落伞 这东西挺结实的 or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.
轻嗅花香舒缓心情 埃菲尔铁塔下放飞思绪 Take a break and smell these flowers underneath the Eiffel Tower
能不能把这些铁架子拆下来啊 I wonder if they still got pieces of that hanging around.
这可是铆钉的好材料 唉 飞哥 The rivets would come in handy. Oh, Phineas.
一杯布丁两人分 Won't you share a creme brulee with me?
喂 快看那个酷炫的喷灯 Hey, look at that nifty little blow-torch!
在这 真爱之城 How perfect could this be
一切本该完美无瑕 In the City of Love
完美无瑕 完美无瑕 In the City of Love In the City of Love
完美无瑕 In the City of Love
去尝尝滋味绝妙的奶酪 We could try some fancy cheese
去画展感受艺术的熏陶 Or peruse the galleries
油画用的油是不是燃烧油啊 像火箭燃料那样的 I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible, as a rocket fuel.
这本该是完美的一天 Isn't this a perfect day
我戴上帽子是否笑容都变甜 How do I look in this beret?
你提醒我了 我还需要一个头盔 Oh, that reminds me, we might need helmets.
为什么他如此不解风情 Oh, how can he not feel the same way
在香榭丽舍大道上都感觉不到浪漫的气息 When we're strolling down the Champs-Elysees
这是真爱之城啊 In the City of Love
真爱之城 真爱之城 In the City of Love In the City of Love
我多想他轻轻告诉我 亲爱的 我爱你 I wish that he would whisper,"Ma cherie, je t'aime"
可他正全心全意地要修他的飞机 But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane
这是真爱之城啊 In the City of Love In the City of Love
真爱之城 In the City of Love
嘿 你 站住 BALLOON SELLER:Hey, you! (GASPS)
不许再偷我的气球 Stop letting my balloons go!
Okay, little Miss Osbourne,
prepare to say hello to your doom
or I guess in this case, at the head of the man
who is not your co-host!
Wow. That was close!
Wait. Was that Perry the Platypus?
Great. They're probably letting him host the show.
CHORUS:Perry
Oh, my gosh, this day just keeps getting better and better!
You know I was hoping you'd stop by.
Do you... Do you want to introduce the next song?
(CHATTERING)
Let me translate for you guys.
What I believe he just said was,
"Swinging in at song number five is..."
夏天 一个危险四伏又扣人心弦的季节 不是吗 Summer. It sounds dangerous yet oddly compelling. What is it?
夏天是什么 天啊 让我从何说起呢 What is summer? Man, where do I begin?
夏天就是白天变长 夜晚变短 The days are longer. The nights are shorter
夏天就是阳光灿烂 The sun is shining
酷热难当 It's noticeably warmer
夏天 Summer
夏天的时间是一寸光阴一寸金 Every single moment is worth its weight in gold
夏天的游戏像是一个好故事让人期待倾听 It's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told
有冰淇淋蛋卷的浓香甜蜜 有樱桃汽水让你垂涎欲滴 It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin
这就是夏天 天啊 让我从何说起 It's summer! Man, where do we begin
夏天是水池水塘水坑的欢聚 号召我们向烈日发起冲击 It's ponds and pools and garden hoses trying to beat the heat
踩着单车兜风去 手拉着手溜旱冰 光着脚丫进草地 Bicycles and roller skates and even just bare feet
抱着滑板冲浪去 造个机器人当玩具 It's also surfing tidal waves creating nano-bots
解剖科学怪人的脑袋看稀奇 Or locating Frankenstein's brain
寻找渡渡鸟很有趣 画出五大洲地图也开心 Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
或者捅个篓子让姐姐抓狂... Or driving our sister in...
等等 教学进度太快了 Wait, maybe we're going too fast.
夏天就是喝着冰柠檬水 听着蟋蟀知了的音乐会 Summer it's crickets and cicadas and a glass of lemonade
夏天就是在庭院树荫下 Summer it's sitting with your brother
和你兄弟说悄悄话 in the back yard under the shade of a big tree
这就是夏天对我们的重要意义 That's what it means to me
夏天就是白天变长 夜晚变短 The days are longer. The nights are shorter
夏天就是阳光灿烂 The sun is shining
酷热难当 It's noticeably warmer
夏天的时间是一寸光阴一寸金 Every single moment is worth its weight in gold
夏天的游戏像是一个好故事让人期待倾听 It's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told
有冰淇淋蛋卷的浓香甜蜜 有樱桃汽水让你垂涎欲滴 It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin
这就是夏天 天啊 让我从何说起 It's summer Man, where do we begin
That last song just makes me we want to move and groove,
but enough about me!
Because I have a surprise for everyone.
A friend of mine wanted to stop by and say "Hi."
So please put your hands together
and give a warm welcome to Maia Mitchell!
Hi. Hello.
I was uh... I was watching from backstage
and could not wait to get out here.
I love all the songs so far.
I know, right? Aren't they fun?
Yeah! They're amazing.
And Kelly, you're doing an awesome job of hosting!
Isn't she? I was a little bit nervous.
MAIA: No. no, you're great.
And Major Monogram. I'm Maia.
Pleasure to meet you, young lady.
And Perry! I love you.
You're my favorite, actually.
Because we have something in common.
What's that? We're both from Australia.
(GASPS) Didn't even think of that.
That's so cool!
That is so cool. (CHUCKLES)
Maia, why don't you introduce the next song?
I was actually waiting for you to ask me to do that.
Check it out. It's number four!
Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!
Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
Right back at you, big guy.
Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
I suppose so.
Do you want some rice pudding?
Ick, no, that's gross
It was a test. Almond brittle?
Oh, I love it the most Me, too
Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the dominant race
I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
But now before me, I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes You know
It's in this pouch
Ouch! You know, I can't help but notice
that your scar goes over your eye patch.
Yeah?
Nothing.
Do llamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
That's right He played Meap
Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Oh-wee-ooh!
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
Now that I found you
We can be a duo
Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz
Coming at you Fridays
What's that? I mean, are we doing a TV show together?
No. It just sort of sounded like...
I mean, we could. We should!
Hmm. Maybe we're not so much alike.
That can be our catch phrase.
You're the grumpy one.
Wow, there are so many great songs!
I know! What did you think about that last song, Perry?
(CHATTERING)
I have a confession. What's that?
I might uh, make Perry noises when no one's looking.
(GASPS) You're kidding, me too!
You do? All the time!
Sir, I just wanted to check and see if you need anyth...
Maia Mitchell!
I'm your biggest fan!
Love your voice and your work!
Thank you so much, you're really sweet.
Hey, you know what? I've got an idea.
Why don't we all make Perry noises together?
Yeah! You ready?
Yeah. You ready?
Okay.
(ALL CHATTERING)
Nobody does it better than Perry.
(CHATTERING)
I'll never get tired of that! Me neither.
Well sadly, I have to go.
No! Really? Yeah, but thank you so much for having me.
Thank you so much for stopping by!
Of course, my pleasure. (CHUCKLES)
Maia Mitchell, everyone! Bye!
Hey! I'll walk you out!
(CHUCKLES) Looks like someone's got a schoolboy crush.
Anyway, let's get back to the countdown.
Here's number three.
(CHUCKLING) Who's up for charades?
Perry the Platypus, what are you doing down here?
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Dad?
Oh, hi, Vanessa.
Dad, what are you doing?
Well, I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill Now I got glue on my hands
And I've got records on my fingers
ALL:What? Records on my fingers
I've got records on my fingers
ALL:Don't stop! I can't stop
I've got a platypus controlling me
It was a strange set of circumstances
I fell down the hill I got glue on my hands
Now I've got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
ALL:Don't stop, don't stop
There's a platypus controlling me
ALL:There's a platypus controlling him
What?
Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down.
The corporations are a platypus
ALL:The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
My teacher is a panda.
ALL:The society is a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media is a platypus
Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us
Just me
We all got a platypus controlling us
HEINZ:I'd stop if I was able
We all got a platypus controlling us
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Wait! Oh, wait, no, he's gone!
Hey, there's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me
Your dad's kinda cool.
You're my punk rock boyfriend,
you're not supposed to think my dad is cool.
It only matters that I think he's cool.
She thinks I'm cool.
(ALL CHEERING)
You know what would be really cool?
To write a song.
So next year the song can be on the countdown!
Well, as a fellow musician, I heartily agree.
Oh, you're a musician?
Well, yes, from time to time
I like to strum the ukulele...
Ah! (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
Uh, did I miss Maia Mitchell?
I'm afraid so. Ah, bummer.
Anyway, as a musician, not as a co-host, mind you
I'd like to get in on this little song-writing thing you're about to do.
Oh, several things, but my instrument of choice
is the kazoo.
You rock the kaz? I do.
Fine! Let's start with the lyrics then.
Maybe we can do some sort of a round robin kinda thing
and write a line, and the next person can rhyme it.
Oh, good idea. (CLEARS THROAT) Me first, me first.
Uh, let's see. "When I wake up in the morning sun."
"I realize you're the only one."
Oh, now it's me.
"And by the moon that's oh so silver."
Dude, really?
What? What?
There's no rhyme for the word silver.
She's right. No. No, look...
Bilver and, and, there's... (SCOFFS)
What, what? What is a bilver?
It's a... Water moving thingy.
I believe what you're thinking of is a bilge pump.
Oh, I've always called it a bilver.
Okay. How about this?
"And by the moon that's oh so orange."
Oy. Is that better?
See how I just rolled my eyes?
Please roll clip number two!
It's been a long, long day
And there were moments when I doubted
That we'd ever reach the point
Where we could laugh and sing about it
BOTH: Now the sun is set on this, another extraordinary day
And when it comes around again You know I'll say
Tell me what you wanna do today
All we need is a place to start
If we have heart, we'll make it
'Cause we're not messin' around
Yes, we can dream it, do it, build it, make it
I know we can really take it to the limit
Before the sun goes down
As soon as you wake up, you gotta make your move
Don't miss a beat, just get into the groove
The sun is shining There's a lot that you can do A lot that you can do
There's a world of possibilities outside your door
Why settle for a little? You can get much more
Don't need an invitation Every day is new
Yes, it's true Summer belongs to you Ooh, summer belongs to you
Summer belongs to you Summer belongs to you
Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun
There's nothin' better to do Summer belongs to you
All right, I'm takin' a verse. Be my guest!
I traveled halfway round the world
And almost turned and ran away
But you helped me get my courage back
So now I've got to say
That though I've often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother
Today I can't imagine having better little brothers
And you've gotta believe in somethin'
So today I believed in you
And you came through We made it
I've never been so proud Never been so proud
I know at first it seemed implausible
But we accomplished the impossible
Now there's somethin' that I've gotta say aloud
Time is what you make of it, so take a chance That's it.
Life is full of music, so you ought to dance
The world's a stage, and it is time for your debut
By jove, I think she's got it!
Don't waste a minute sitting on that chair Yeah!
The world is calling So just get out there
You can sing forever So your dreams are all in view
Yes, it's true
Summer belongs to you Summer belongs to you
Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun
There's nothin' better to do
Hey, Candace! Jeremy!
You came back early!
Well, I missed my girlfriend.
Ooh, I like the sound of that!
Besides, you forgot something in France!
I did? What?
This. Hmm?
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Summer belongs to you
Whatever you want to do You make the rules
You've got the tools to see it through
Summer belongs to you Summer belongs to you
Just remember that you can do it And when you're through
It will change your point of view
Summer belongs to you
Right, guys. Before we roll our last clip,
I have to know something.
Well, I'm particularly partial to number three.
And I like number seven, that's my lucky number.
It all started when I was seven years old... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
...back in Druselstein.
You're doing a flashback?
Well, yeah, it's kinda my thing.
I do a lot of these. I... It's...
I'm really sorry but we can't fit that in.
Well, what if I make it short?
Because it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
But you all picked my favorite song as the number one song.
You guys have fabulous taste, I'm just saying...
You guys ready? It's... (CROWD CHEERING)
Everything's Better With Perry.
(CHATTERING)
Good morning, Perry.
Now that's the way to wake up.
This is gonna be the best day ever.
We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
We're always so ecstatic 'Cause he's semi-aquatic
Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of us
Life's never fuddy-duddy With our web-footed buddy
When we're brushing our teeth It's better
Tying our shoes It's better
Combing our hair It's better
Like we're a cheese sandwich And he's the cheddar
Blinking our eyes It's better
Breathing in and out So much better
Sitting in a chair It's better
And taking a bath Just a little bit wetter
Every day is such a dream When it's started with a monotreme
He's duck-billed and he's beaver-tailed and hairy
You know that he's hairy
Everything's better with Perry
Everything's better with Perry Everything's better with Perry
It's better And we just want to tell you, Perry
Everything's better with you
Better with you
Well, this has been the most amazing day!
And to quote my favorites, Phineas and Ferb,
"The best day ever!"
I completely concur.
Okay. Okay. I've been reconsidering
I'm totally going to be your co-host.
That's great. But...
What's next on the old co-hosting train I've jumped aboard?
What do I do?
Say goodbye Dr. D.
That's it? Goodbye, Dr. D! Goodbye.
Thank you so much everybody, that was so much fun!
I'm going to be singing these songs all day!
See ya next time!