乡亲们 大家好 Hello, stevens point!
我们在里奇伍德为您献上万圣节特别节目 It's Johnny Nimbus and it's halloween
我是强尼·尼比斯 Here at ridgewood, so we're exploring
让我们在尼比斯噩梦之夜 The freaky-deaky underbelly of wisconsin right here
一起进行威斯康星州的万圣狂欢吧 On nightmares with nimbus.
我身旁这位是玛蒂·鲁尼 And I'm here with senior Maddie Rooney.
嗨 玛蒂 来听听你最恐怖的尖叫是什么样的 Hey Maddie, let's hear your best scaredy-cat scream.
呃 不好意思 强尼 Uh, no can do, Johnny,
我是不会被吓到的 On account of I do not get scared.
别做梦了 Ever.
好吧 那很好啊 因为在 Wow. Well, that's good because here at senior scare school,
高年级学生吓唬新生 The seniors scare the middle schoolers
新生可吓唬不了他们 And not vice versa.
是啊 而且我为了吓唬新生 Yeah. And I have been waiting three years
已经等了整整三年了 To scare these middle schoolers.
说的就是你哦 帕克 And I'm talking to you, parker.
吓死我了 Scared me.
吓尿了 Even tinkled a bit.
你吓不到帕博士的 玛蒂 You can't scare dr. P, Maddie!
他毫无恐惧 He fears no one!
我是说 挺帅的啊 强尼 I mean, 'ol Johnny looks great!
呃 雷吉 玛蒂可不是好惹的 Uh, reggie, Maddie's no joke.
我小的时候 When I was little, she scared me
有一次她吓得我把得来的糖全给她了 Into giving her all of my halloween candy.
太恐怖了吧 她怎么做到的 Ooh, that's cold. How'd she do that?
她说如果我不给她 就会有一个苏格兰恶魔 Well, she said if I didn't, then I'm be haunted
叫咕呣咕 会来抓我 By a scottish demon called the goomery goo.
这也太傻了吧 That's a dumb thing to be afraid of.
你还怕气球做成的动物呢 You're afraid of balloon animals!
-难道大家都不怕吗 -当然了 -Isn't everybody? -No!
只有你 Only you!
So our school has put together
字幕 The scariest senior scare school ever.
我觉得最恐怖的是 Well, the scariest thing I see is a lack of options
小吃的种类太少了 At the snack table! Oof!
The celery has got me!
字幕 Oh, this is how the gypsy said it would end.
好了 维罗 放他走吧 Okay, willow. You can let him go.
维罗 Willow?
毕业班万岁 Seniors rule!
"Oh. It's got me!
字幕 "The celery has got me!"
够了 结束了 That's it! Show's over.
玛蒂·鲁尼 Maddie Rooney, you just ruined
你毁掉了尼比斯噩梦之夜 - Nightmares with nimbus! -Ooh.
即使我还剩一口气 也要让你付出代价 I'll make you pay for this if it's the last thing I do.
字幕 Ooh.
字幕 -Boo! -Aah! Dang it, Maddie!
姐妹同心 Better in stereo
姐 妹 姐妹同心 B--b--better in stereo
我在阳光中苏醒 I'm up with the sunshine
运动鞋系紧 I lace up my high tops
扣篮 准备好 炫出你的技 Slam dunk, ready or not show me what you got
我在聚光灯下闪耀 I'm under the spotlight
敢不敢跟我一起来 I dare you, come on and follow
跟随自己的节奏摇摆 You dance to your own beat
我来一展歌喉 I'll sing the melody
你说是 我说不 When you say yeah I say no
你说停 我就一直走 走 走 When you say stop all I want to do is go go go
你是我的另一半 You the other half of me
截然相反的那一半 The half I'll never be
让我头疼让我恼 The half that drives me crazy
你是更好的那一半 You the better half of me me
无法代替的另一半 The half I'll always need
我们都明白 But we both know
姐妹同心 其利断金 We're better in stereo
这太傻了 It's so dumb.
嘿 大家伙 别笑了 Hey guys, please stop laughing.
不好意思 只是强尼·尼比斯也太蠢了 Oh, sorry, it's just Johnny Nimbus is so dumb.
强尼·尼比斯已经死了 Johnny nimbus is dead.
什么 What?
是啊 新闻里都说了 Yeah. It's on the news right now.
字幕 He was covering the closing of a toilet factory,
字幕 And a forklift dropped a port-a-potty on him.
字幕 -Oh. -
可怜的强尼 Oh, poor Johnny.
字幕 Death by doodie.
字幕 Oh, look, look. They're running a tribute
字幕 Of nimbus highlights.
乡亲们 大家好啊 Hellooo, stevens point!
乡亲们 大家好啊(西语) Buenos dias, punto de stefano!
字幕 This is Johnny Nimbus signing off.
字幕 Did he ever get the weather right?
一次都没有 Not once.
字幕 All right, here is your autograph, mr. Zombie.
字幕 I made it out to just like you asked.
请收看《闪电女侠》 Oh, please watch voltage !
为了宣传我的新剧《闪电女侠》 To promote my new tv show, voltage,
字幕 I got to go to New York city
字幕 To be on jimmy fallon.
字幕 I killed it in my lip-sync battle.
字幕 I begged and I whined until Liv agreed
字幕 To take me with her to New York.
字幕 I really wanted to go to the central park spooktacular
字幕 And debut my greatest halloween costume ever.
看 是一只猫 穿着乔伊的T恤 See, it's me as a cat wearing a Joey t-shirt.
讽刺吧 是不是很棒 It's ironic, it's awesome,
我永远也不会脱下来了 And I'm never taking it off.
字幕 doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo...
字幕 I hope the spooktacular scares me to death nine times.
明白吗 因为我是只猫 所以有九条命 See, I'm a cat, so I have nine lives.
是啊 我明白了 Right. Yeah. Yeah, I get it.
字幕 Why don't you go get your haunted house on?
因为你那双大猫眼要吓死我了 Mostly because your freakishly large cat eyes are creeping me out.
如果你被这个吓到了 If they're creeping you out,
你可以只看乔伊嘛 You can always just look at Joey.
这服装简直太棒了 拜拜 This is the best costume ever! See ya.
字幕 doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo...
你好啊 大灰狼 Why mr. Wolf...
你的耳朵真大 What big ears you have.
All the better to hear you with my-- Liv!
霍顿 Holden!
嗨 Hi!
你在纽约 You're in New York city...
而且扮成了大灰狼 And you're dressed as the big bad wolf.
你也在纽约 And you're in New York city...
扮成了小红帽 Dressed as little red riding hood.
看看咱俩 活生生的童话 Look at us! We're living a fairy tale!
所以我在纽约的万圣节派对碰到了我喜欢的男生 So what are the odds that the guy that I like,
他最近一直在躲着我 因为他前女友是我闺蜜安迪 But have been avoiding because he dated my friend Andie
然后我俩还扮成了同一个童话故事里面的角色 Would show up in New York on halloween at the same event
发生这种事情的几率有多大呢 Wearing a costume from the same fairy tale as me?
很明显是百分之百 Apparently 100%.
呃 那个 Wow. Um, so-- so what...
你怎么来纽约了 Brings you to New York?
我来看奶奶 I'm heading to grandmother's house.
字幕 No, literally.
字幕 My grandmother lives on 86th and amsterdam.
字幕 Oh...
不错嘛 Cool!
呃 好吧 Uh, well...
很高兴见到你 Great to see you.
其实 见到你挺尴尬的 Actually, it's really kind of awkward to see you.
上次咱俩见面的时候 Um... The last time that we were together,
你说了几句话 大概是这样的 You said some things, you know, sort of like...
"嗨 丽芙" 还有 你懂的 "Hey, Liv!" And like, you know,
"怎么样啊 丽芙" 还有 "What's up, Liv?" And...
"我会等你的，不管要等多久" 记得吗 "I'll wait for you as long as it takes, Liv." You know...
嗯 那个啊 Yeah... About that.
呃 我不是故意想让咱们之间尴尬的 Um... I didn't mean to make things awkward between us.
咱们不能好好做朋友吗 Can we just hang out as friends?
字幕 Huh.
字幕 Yeah.
我觉得应该可以吧 I guess maybe we could do that.
咱们之前就是很好的朋友 对吧 I mean, we were friends before all of this, right?
-对 没错 -没错 -Right. Yeah. -Yeah.
字幕 -Oh, yeah. So right. -yeah.
朋友之间的拥抱 Back-to-being-friends hug?
字幕 -Yeah. -Yay!
字幕 No.
朋友之间的握手 Back-to-being-friends handshake.
嗯 朋友之间的握手 Yeah, being-friends handshake.
怎么回事 皮特 Now, what is going on, Pete?
不给糖就捣蛋的孩子也就来了三个吧 We've had, like, three trick-or-treaters.
字幕 Well, we're handing out tongue scrapers.
字幕 We're that house.
字幕 Oh, here's one!
字幕 -Trick or treat! -Oh!
你好啊 埃文 Well, hello, Evan.
你这身热狗装太可爱了 Aren't you just the cutest little hot dog?
其实 我是素食热狗 Actually, I'm a veggie dog,
健康食品 The healthy alternative.
字幕 Well, why aren't you at senior scare school
字幕 With parker and the others?
字幕 Scaring people on purpose?
我不太想去 That isn't my cup of herbal tea.
好吧 你能过来太好了 Well, I'm glad you came.
没什么人来我们家玩不给糖就捣蛋呢 We haven't had many trick-or-treaters.
字幕 That's probably because
字幕 Your house has a terrible rating on the treat beat.
字幕 What's the treat beat?
是个应用程序 会根据 It's an app that rates all the neighborhood houses
附近住户给糖的多少排名 Based on the treats they give out.
给我看看 Let me see that.
你们的得分是两个碎南瓜 You've got a two smashed pumpkins rating.
还有下面的评论 你们就别读了 And a lot of rude comments that I wouldn't recommend reading.
我说过了吧 凯伦 大家都不喜欢我们 -Told you, Karen. Everyone hates us. -Eh...
字幕 Anyhoodle, trick or healthy treat!
字幕 Oral hygiene device?
字幕 Wow, mrs. Rooney, even I think this is lame.
字幕 Well, I just don't want to be promoting tooth decay!
我还不想做得分最差的住户呢 And I don't want to be the house with the worst rating on treat beat!
我能不能提点折中的建议 Might I suggest a happy medium?
想吃健康食品的孩子们会喜欢的 Something healthy trick-or-treaters will love, like...
字幕 Prune pops.
字幕 Senior scare school is ours.
字幕 Must. Get. Snacks.
字幕 Oh, no! I hope a hand doesn't pop out and grab me.
动物气球 Balloon animal!
雷吉 淡定 淡定 Reggie, be cool! Be cool!
咕呣咕 The goomery goo!
字幕 We just goomery-gotcha!
字幕 Yes!
字幕 Say it, middle schooler.
字幕 Fine. I was scared.
字幕 Well done, old-timey pilot lady.
字幕 i'm amelia earhart.
字幕 'cause she was an inspiring female role model.
字幕 No. 'cause they never found her body, and that's scary.
字幕 How did you know I was terrified of balloon animals?
字幕 Uh, isn't everyone?
字幕 See, dr. P?
字幕 - -
字幕 - -it's locked.
字幕 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
字幕 That's really weird.
字幕 This door is, like, never locked.
字幕 All right, you already scared us.
字幕 You can stop.
字幕 That isn't us.
字幕 - Channel four microphone? -Willow:
字幕 That looks like a nimbus mic!
字幕 Why is it wrapped in toilet paper?
字幕 And why do I feel a sudden chill?
字幕 All right, you don't think the ghost of Johnny Nimbus
字幕 Is haunting us, do you?
字幕 Okay, stop.
字幕 There's gotta be a logical explanation.
字幕 I have a logical explanation for this.
字幕 Johnny nimbus is haunting us!
字幕 Johnny nimbus is haunting us.
字幕 Johnny nimbus is haunting us!
字幕 Okay, so there is no way
字幕 That we are being haunted by Johnny Nimbus.
字幕 -Runaway toilet paper is a message! -Yeah!
字幕 -He's coming to wipe us out! -
字幕 Maddie, when you embarrassed him on tv,
Johnny did say he was gonna get even with you.
字幕 "If it's the last thing I do... Do... Do." -
字幕 Wait, so he's only after Maddie?
Phew. The pressure's off.
字幕 Where's the chip dip?
字幕 Don't worry, Maddie.
字幕 I've got a way we can find out for sure.
字幕 I'm not worried. I never was.
字幕 We'll ask Johnny by summoning him from...
字幕 Beyond the grave.
字幕 What? Willow, they're out of chip dip.
字幕 This line is taking forever.
字幕 Well, I could huff and puff and blow this house down.
字幕 cyd!
字幕 Cyd, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
字幕 I'm a bunny, Shelby.
字幕 I eat tons of carrots, so my eyesight's impeccable.
-No. -It's Liv Rooney from voltage .
Liv Rooney's here? Where?
字幕 The gossip blogs will pay a ton of money for a shot of her.
字幕 She's over there. Liv Rooney!
字幕 I'm your biggest fan! You do it all, girl!
字幕 Thank you.
完美 Oh, perfect shot!
字幕 Bingo and cha-chingo!
字幕 That shot is gonna be so great.
字幕 It's so romantic.
字幕 Oh, no. We're-- we're not a couple.
字幕 Really? Because it totally looked like you were about to kiss.
字幕 Yeah. Super couple-y.
字幕 Oh, no! But we're... We're so friend-y.
字幕 Liv, if he publishes that photo, andie could see it.
字幕 And think that we're sneaking behind her back
字幕 To have a super secret nyc smoochfest!
字幕 He's gotta delete that photo.
字幕 Um... Sorry.
字幕 Excuse me!
字幕 Hi, excuse me.
字幕 Hi, mr. Photographer man.
字幕 Um, is there any way that you could
字幕 Delete that photo that you just took?
字幕 Just because we don't want anybody to see it.
字幕 Whoa. That means it's worth even more.
字幕 Thanks for telling me.
字幕 You're all right, Liv Rooney.
字幕 No, that's...
字幕 So he's not gonna delete it.
字幕 We're gonna have to find a way to delete it ourselves.
字幕 Sounds like trouble. I'm in.
字幕 You're kinda dark and weird for a fluffy bunny.
字幕 She gets me.
字幕 Here ya go. Just like a cake pop.
字幕 Except they're healthy!
字幕 No chocolate, no sugar,
字幕 And not as sweet, but just as fun... Prune pops!
字幕 Well...
字幕 I am so glad you decided to hang out with us, evan.
字幕 Oh, our treat beat score has to be way up now.
字幕 Wrong.
字幕 It's dropped all the way to six smashed pumpkins.
字幕 Let's give the kids what they want!
字幕 You know what? That app lies.
字幕 The kids love those prune pops!
字幕 You know what? They emptied the whole bowl.
字幕 - -oh.
字幕 Fine. Give them the candy.
字幕 It's like I always say, mrs. Rooney.
字幕 If you can't beat 'em, silently judge 'em.
字幕 Okay, we'll talk to the ghost of nimbus by playing
字幕 "Johnny, Johnny, are you there?"
字幕 Sorry, I'm already too busy playing
字幕 "Parker, parker, this is dumb."
字幕 How does this work?
字幕 Okay, we ask yes or no questions,
字幕 And his spirit will move the pencils--
字幕 -From beyond the grave. -Willow:
字幕 Here it goes.
字幕 Johnny, Johnny, are you there?
字幕 It said yes!
字幕 he's here!
字幕 Johnny, Johnny, are you angry?
字幕 he's angry!
字幕 Okay, please. You're blowing on it.
字幕 He's not! This is real.
字幕 Johnny, Johnny, it's me, willow.
字幕 Will Joey ever admit that he loves me?
字幕 Will chillow ever happen?
字幕 - -
字幕 What was that?
字幕 It was the pencil moving towards yes!
字幕 You bumped it!
字幕 Okay, you guys, can you just knock it off?
字幕 - -I mean, we actually don't have time for this nonsense.
字幕 Let's just figure out a way to get out of here.
字幕 And also, oof, what is that awful smell?
字幕 P-- p-- p-- p-- p-- port-a-potty!
字幕 It's the port-a-potty that squashed nimbus!
字幕 All right, is this flash-mob thing gonna happen?
字幕 Yes. So, I have rounded up some of the voltage fans
字幕 Here at the spooktacular and with their help,
字幕 We can distract the photographer and delete the picture.
字幕 And if we fail, we will accidentally hurt andie
字幕 And make an enemy out of a girl with a blowtorch.
字幕 So let's just shoot for the first one.
字幕 -Yeah. -That's a good idea.
字幕 All right! The music is ready.
字幕 I can't believe I'm on an adventure with Liv Rooney.
字幕 I'm excited too,
字幕 But able to contain my emotions.
字幕 Okay... Let's do this.
字幕 Dj, drop the beat!
字幕 - -
字幕 We're in a flash-mob with Liv Rooney.
字幕 Will you take a pic of us?
字幕 Yeah, sure. Why not?
字幕 Oh, no. Use her camera.
字幕 Ah.
字幕 - -got it.
字幕 No, I think I blinked. Do it again.
字幕 - -definitely got it.
字幕 Thank you. You're the best.
字幕 -Celebratory handshake! -Yes. Okay.
字幕 Let's get out of here!
字幕 Why won't these doors open?
字幕 It's coming!
字幕 We gotta get out of here
字幕 Before the haunted port-a-potty gets us!
字幕 It's aLive!
字幕 ALive!
字幕 Here's Johnny!
字幕 I told you, Maddie, I'd make you pay
字幕 If it were the last thing I do!
字幕 -No! No! -Now into the port-a-potty!
字幕 No! No!
字幕 Not the port-a-potty!
字幕 I can't! I'm scared!
字幕 I'm scared!
字幕 -Did you say "Scared"? -Yeah!
字幕 Well, you should be...
字幕 'cause you're on nightmares with nimbus!
字幕 Hello, stevens point!
字幕 Johnny nimbus here with Maddie Rooney,
字幕 The most fearless woman in town!
字幕 She just got the pants scared off her Live on channel four !
字幕 Maddie Rooney, you just got...
字幕 Nimboozled.
字幕 What's going on?
字幕 Parker and I have been planning to turn
字幕 The table of terrors on you seniors for weeks.
字幕 And when you humiliated poor Johnny, you created
字幕 The perfect opportunity for us to spring our trap.
字幕 Yep, I faked my death and together we all
字幕 Got sweet, sweet revenge!
字幕 And by the way, poor showing
字幕 On my memorial page, people.
字幕 I mean, two condolences and one
字幕 "He was no al roker"? Come on, people!
字幕 Wow.
字幕 Well played, little bro.
字幕 Middle schoolers win.
字幕 Now if you'll excuse us, reggie and I are taking a victory lap.
字幕 After you, dr. Parkerstein.
字幕 Hey, thank you guys again so much for your help today.
字幕 Are you kidding, Liv Rooney?
字幕 This was the greatest night of our Lives.
字幕 - -the greatest night of her life.
字幕 I don't get starstruck.
字幕 Is that austin moon dressed as bacon?
字幕 Austin moon?
字幕 Austin moon, I am your biggest fan!
字幕 It's not really austin moon.
字幕 I just wanted to see her make a fool out of herself.
字幕 No, actually, I think that's really austin moon.
字幕 Austin moon?
字幕 Hey, tonight was fun...
字幕 Hanging out as just friends, you know?
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 There's really nothing awkward about this at all.
字幕 Do you maybe want to...
字幕 Not awkwardly share a meal as friends?
字幕 Yeah.
字幕 Yeah, I'd really like that.
字幕 Um, let me just go get Joey.
字幕 Totally. Yeah, take your time.
字幕 I'll wait for you. As long as it takes.
字幕 I made that awkward again, didn't I?
字幕 Yes.
字幕 I'll see you at stevens point.
字幕 Okay.
字幕 Bye.
字幕 Give us a good rating on treat beat!
字幕 Take another fistful of candy!
字幕 Give us a good rating on treat beat!
字幕 Rooney house rules!
字幕 -Tell your friends! -Better yet, tell treat beat!
字幕 Okay, bye!
字幕 You're up to a three candy corn rating.
字幕 happy holla-ween!
字幕 I'm glad I stuck around to see this,
字幕 But I still don't get what the big deal is with candy.
字幕 Hey evan, have you ever tried a piece of candy?
字幕 Never.
字幕 I choose willpower and healthy teeth
字幕 That will last a lifetime.
字幕 I hear you, evan, honey. But you know what?
字幕 Once a year, it is okay to indulge
字幕 In the sugary joys of halloween.
字幕 -Maybe I'll just try one. -Pete:
字幕 Mmm.
字幕 Mmm-- uh-oh.
字幕 Oh?
字幕 Honey, are you okay?
字幕 I feel funny.
字幕 Like I...
字幕 Might blast off!
字幕 I guess I should call his mother.
字幕 Here's Johnny!