[Steve Mason's "Water Bored"]
[史蒂夫·梅森的《水之无聊》]
♪ ♪
- ♪ This is how you do it... ♪
- ♪ 这就是做法…… ♪
- On the plus side, it still fits.
好的一方面是，它仍然合身。
- I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again.
我原本希望永远不要再让羊毛接触我的皮肤了。
- There he is. Welcome back.
他来了。欢迎回来。
- Thank you, sir. Happy to be here.
谢谢您，先生。很高兴来到这里。
Ready to ace my second chance.
准备好把握第二次机会。
It's just... [sighs]
真是……（叹气）
Are the long sleeves necessary?
长袖是必须的吗？
- You fell as far as you could without getting bounced.
你一路下坠，直到跌落到无法反弹的程度。
You have to earn your way back to short sleeves.
你必须努力才能重新穿上短袖。
- I know it's a bummer,
我知道这很令人沮丧，
but I'm excited to have you back on patrol...
但我很高兴你又能回到巡逻队了……
for a little while.
一会儿。
- So what's happening?
- 所以到底发生了什么？
Am I riding solo, or are you pairing me with someone?
我一个人骑车，还是你会给我安排搭档？
- It's--it's not really my call to make.
这——这真不是我能决定的。
- But you know the answer.
但你知道答案。
- I should really let Tim tell you.
我真应该让蒂姆告诉你。
- But you won't, because UCs have a blood bond of honesty
但你不会，因为UC家族有着血浓于水的诚实纽带。
that will last until the apocalypse.
这将持续到世界末日。
So spill it.
那就快说吧。
- I'm just the messenger.
我只是个传话人。
- I don't understand.
- 我不明白。
- Well, you won't be riding with me anymore.
- 好吧，你以后不能再跟我一起骑车了。
- Then who?
那会是谁呢？
- You're gonna be training Penn.
你要负责训练佩恩。
- Are you kidding?
- 你在开玩笑吧？
- Not only do I have to go back into the suck
我不仅要回到那个泥潭里
that is uniformed police work...
那是穿制服的警察的工作……
- Not only do I have to walk a high-wire act to perfection
我不仅要像走钢丝一样做到完美，
every minute of the day for the next six months,
接下来的六个月，每天每分钟都是如此。
I'm getting paired with a training officer
我将与一名训练官搭档。
so legendarily cantankerous,
出了名的脾气暴躁，
she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers?
她让蒂姆·布拉德福德看起来像罗杰斯先生？
- I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon
我真是倒霉透了，买到了个德州柠檬。
who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons?
谁应该因为种种原因被解雇？
- Yes. - Yes.
是的。是的。
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ 哇哦 ♪
♪ I'm gonna win for you ♪
♪ 我会为你赢得胜利 ♪
♪ Like I know you want me to do ♪
♪就像我知道 你想让我做的那样♪
- And you heard the mechanic say
你听到修车工说
that he would get it done today?
他今天能完成吗？
He said those actual words? - Yes.
他说了这些话？——是的。
- Even though last time, it took him over a week
尽管上次他花了超过一周的时间。
to order the parts?
如何订购零件？
- Hey, I put the fear of God in him, okay?
- 嘿，我让他敬畏上帝，好吗？
It'll be done by 5:00. - Oh.
五点之前就能完成。——哦。
- Luna, my savior. Room 314 is imploding.
露娜，我的救星。314号房间要爆炸了。
- Of course it is.
当然是这样。
I knew we were in trouble
我知道我们有麻烦了。
as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
第三个疏远的孩子一出现，一切就发生了变化。
[laughter]
[笑声]
- I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia
我给他开了治疗肺炎的抗生素。
and therapy for the rest of them.
其余的人则接受治疗。
- I'm sure they'll get right on that.
我相信他们会立即着手处理这件事。
- Mm-hmm. - [chuckles]
嗯。（轻笑）
I don't think we've met. - Right.
我想我们还没见过面。——没错。
Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade.
奥利弗·阿什顿，这是我丈夫韦德。
- Nice to meet you. - Good to meet you.
很高兴见到你。
I don't think I've seen you around here before.
我以前好像没在这里见过你。
- Yeah, just started a couple months ago.
- 是的，几个月前才开始。
Spent the last five years working
过去五年一直在工作
for Doctors Without Borders. - Noble.
为无国界医生组织。——高尚。
- It's nothing compared to what you do every day.
——这跟你每天做的事情比起来根本不算什么。
I'm doing assessments.
我正在进行评估。
If 314 asks for me, tell them I got carried off by a twister.
如果314号警局找上我，就告诉他们我被龙卷风卷走了。
- [laughs]
（笑）
- Um, nice guy.
嗯，他人不错。
- He makes us all look like underachievers.
他让我们所有人都显得像失败者。
- Mm.
- 毫米。
- Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in,
- 谢谢你载我一程，也谢谢你帮我修车。
which you should probably go do now,
你现在最好去办这件事。
or else he's gonna blame us for not getting it finished today.
否则他就会怪我们今天没完成。
[chuckles] Mm.
[轻笑] 嗯。
[car beeps]
[汽车鸣笛声]
[engine turning over]
[引擎启动]
[The Teskey Brothers' "Carry You" plays on stereo]
[播放Teskey Brothers 的《Carry You》立体声]
- ♪ Too far gone ♪
- ♪ 为时已晚 ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ 哦 ♪
- ♪ I'll just keep running ♪
- ♪ 我会一直跑下去 ♪
♪ To carry you on ♪
♪ 带着你继续前行 ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ 哦 ♪
♪ ♪
- Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how
听着，诺兰和我对如何……有一些想法。
to train Miles going forward. - Keep 'em.
接下来要训练迈尔斯。——留住他们。
You both had your chance. - Nyla--
你们俩都错失了机会。——奈拉
- What are you gonna tell me that I don't already know?
你还能告诉我什么我不知道的事情吗？
He's a cowboy because he's insecure?
他当牛仔是因为他缺乏安全感吗？
That--that was clear to some of us on day one.
这一点——对我们中的一些人来说，第一天就很清楚了。
Now he is a hot mess
他现在真是一团糟。
who's gonna hit the streets so scared to make a mistake
谁会走上街头，害怕犯错？
that he will panic-freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
肾上腺素飙升的那一刻，他就会惊慌失措，动弹不得。
So, no, I will chart my own course.
所以，不，我会自己规划道路。
Thank you.
谢谢。
- [sighs] - I think she's got it handled.
（叹气）我觉得她能处理好。
[elevator bell dings]
[电梯铃声]
Morning. - What?
早上好。——什么？
- I said good morning. Did you mean to get off here?
我道了声早安。你是打算在这里下车吗？
- Um...
- 一...
no, task force floor.
不，是特别行动小组。
I'm sorry, I'm just a little distracted.
抱歉，我有点分心。
- Everything okay? - [sighs]
一切都好吗？——（叹气）
Yeah. Yeah, uh, I don't know.
是啊。嗯，我不知道。
I found this in Luna's car,
我在露娜的车里发现了这个。
and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
还有一副时髦的男士太阳镜。
- That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
但这并不一定意味着什么。
- No, of course not.
- 不，当然不是。
- I'm--I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
我……我确定这没什么大不了的。
- Yeah, yeah.
- 是啊是啊。
Just, um, you ever just, uh-- [elevator bell dings]
嗯，你有没有过这种时候——（电梯铃声响起）
Never mind.
没关系。
- Sir, if I may.
先生，如果可以的话。
There's two paths you can take here.
这里你可以选择两条路。
The first is...
第一个例子是……
talk to your wife.
跟你妻子谈谈。
Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
很可能有一个非常简单的解释。
The second is...
第二个是……
you know, snoop.
你知道，史努比。
I highly recommend the first.
我强烈推荐第一款。
- Thank you.
- 谢谢。
- Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
- 有什么事要见我吗？
- Your mom. - [sighs]
- 你妈妈。 - [叹气]
Now what did she do?
她接下来做了什么？
- Well, have you not been following our group chat?
- 你难道没有关注我们的群聊吗？
- No, I muted that thing
不，我把那玩意儿静音了。
the second you set it up for the three of us.
你一帮我们三个人设置好就行了。
- Tim. - I know.
蒂姆：我知道。
I have a problem with communication.
我沟通有障碍。
- This is not funny.
这不好笑。
Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour,
你妈妈在过去一个小时内给我们发了11条短信，
and you're being radio silent, so I have to answer.
你一直保持沉默，所以我不得不回答。
- No, you really don't. - Uh--
- 不，你真的不需要。- 呃——
- You don't. It's not your job to fill the silence.
你不需要。填补沉默不是你的责任。
In fact, the sooner you stop,
事实上，你越早停止，
the sooner she'll abandon the thread
她越早放弃这个话题越好。
and stop sending blurry pictures
停止发送模糊照片
of relationship quizzes from ancient "Cosmo" magazines
来自古代《时尚》杂志的恋爱关系测试
she has lying around.
她随身带着。
- So you are following the thread.
原来你是在关注这个话题。
- I may have seen one or two. - Mm-hmm.
我可能见过一两个。——嗯。
- I'll text her, okay?
我会给她发短信，好吗？
It's not your weight to carry.
这并非你该承担的负担。
She's my mom. - Okay. Thank you.
她是我妈妈。——好的，谢谢。
That's all I ask. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
我只要求这个。——嗯。
[energetic music]
[欢快的音乐]
♪ ♪
- Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
- 哦，你好啊，哈珀警探。
Uh, I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
呃，我想说我非常激动能和你一起训练。
- You want your nickname to be "Ass Kisser"?
你想让你的绰号是“马屁精”吗？
- No, ma'am. - Then rethink your approach.
- 不，女士。 - 那就重新考虑一下你的方法。
[sniffs] - Yes, ma'am.
[抽泣] - 是的，女士。
[grunting]
[哼声]
- So what is your goal
那么你的目标是什么？
for the next six months of training?
接下来六个月的训练呢？
- Learn from my mistakes.
从我的错误中吸取教训。
Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
尽量避免让自己陷入无法应对的境地。
- So play it safe?
所以，稳妥起见？
- I'm one screwup away from getting bounced.
我再犯一次错就要被开除了。
What am I supposed to do?
我该怎么办？
♪ ♪
- Okay, so here's how today is gonna go.
好的，今天就这么安排。
You are the TO. I am the rookie.
你是技术员，我是新手。
- I don't understand.
- 我不明白。
- You will teach me the job as if I were a day-one rookie
你会像教一个刚入职的新手一样教我这份工作。
and take the lead on every call we get,
并且在接到的每一个电话中都发挥主导作用，
and at the end of shift,
下班时，
I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
我会决定你是否值得我付出努力。
- Yes, ma'am-- or should I say "Boot"?
- 是的，女士——或者我应该叫您“靴子”？
I'm just gonna stick with ma'am.
我就叫她女士吧。
- Mm-hmm. [engine turning over]
嗯。[引擎启动声]
[car horn honks] - This is nice.
[汽车喇叭声] - 这真不错。
You know, back together again, without the pressure
你知道，我们又重新聚在一起了，没有了压力。
of being evaluated.
被评价。
I can really let my freak flag fly.
我终于可以彻底释放自我了。
No, no, not--not that I have one, like, a freak flag.
不，不，不是——我不是说我有那种东西，像个怪胎一样。
Like, no--no hidden freak agenda over here.
不，这里没有任何不可告人的怪异目的。
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
嗯哼。是啊。
- Don't worry. Your freak-ret's safe with me.
别担心，你的小宝贝在我这儿很安全。
- Wait, what? Oh, I see.
等等，什么？哦，我明白了。
No, no, but seriously, I have no freak-rets.
不，不，我是认真的，我没有怪癖。
- 7-Adam-15, 2-11 at 47163 San Vicente.
- 7-Adam-15、2-11， 地址：47163 圣维森特。
- Copy that. Show us responding.
收到。请向我们展示您的响应。
Hit it, super freak.
上吧，超级怪胎。
[siren wailing]
[警笛声]
[funky music]
[动感音乐]
♪ ♪
[tense music]
[紧张的音乐]
♪ ♪
Police!
警察！
Police!
警察！
Police. - Is it over?
警察：结束了吗？
- Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
- 是啊，你为什么不出来让我们看看你呢？
- We were just in the middle of filming
我们当时正在拍摄中
when two guys with guns came in,
当两个持枪男子进来时，
stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up.
他们偷走了我们所有的设备，还把那里扫射了一番。
- Okay, filming what? - Minion erotica.
- 好吧，拍什么？ - 小黄人色情片。
- Zac, not the time. - Sorry.
扎克，现在不是时候。——抱歉。
- It's called Dropout TV.
它叫做 Dropout TV。
We do shows based around improv comedy.
我们制作以即兴喜剧为基础的节目。
I own the company. - Oh, there he goes.
这家公司是我的。——哦，他又来了。
He owns the place. He owns the place.
这地方是他的。这地方是他的。
- Anna--
安娜——
- There's, like, a weird power dynamic,
- 这里存在一种很奇怪的权力关系，
but we're friends, but he's our boss.
我们是朋友，但他却是我们的老板。
- Jacob, you guys act like I'm obsessed with myself.
雅各布，你们都觉得我太自恋了。
- Okay, can we just stay on track?
- 好的，我们能继续往下说吗？
- Doubtful. Sorry, no. Sorry. We won't.
不太可能。抱歉，不行。我们不会。
- Right, I think the path forward here
- 对，我认为前进的方向在这里
is to take witness statements from each of them...
就是要分别向他们每个人采集证词……
separately. - Mm-hmm.
分别地。——嗯。
- And you can put your hands down.
你可以把手放下来了。
- Oh, thank God. - Whew.
哦，谢天谢地。呼。
- All right, in your own words,
好的，请用你自己的话来说：
just tell me what happened. - Wow, okay, yeah.
告诉我发生了什么事。——哇，好的，明白了。
Um, I first got into comedy
嗯，我最初接触喜剧是……
after being bullied in middle school.
在中学时期遭受霸凌之后。
- Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
- 好的，那么抢劫案发生时你在哪里？
- Your Honor, let the record show
法官大人，请记录在案。
that it could not have been me, for I was at the studio
不可能是我，因为我当时在工作室。
when the crime occurred. - Well, this isn't a courtroom.
犯罪发生时——嗯，这里不是法庭。
You're a witness, not a suspect.
你是证人，不是嫌疑人。
- I could have committed the crime.
我本可能犯下这起罪行。
I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
我可能，你知道，有点像，串通起来。
- Were you?
你是吗？
- I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
- 我以为你说过我不是嫌疑人。
Okay, you're making me nervous. I did the crime.
好吧，你让我紧张了。我犯了罪。
No, I didn't. I'm panicking. I'm panicking.
不，我没有。我慌了。我慌了。
- Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage we shot today.
- 是啊，真不敢相信我们今天拍摄的所有素材都丢失了。
I probably did some of my best,
我可能已经尽力了，
most important work of my career.
我职业生涯中最重要的一部作品。
My Dame Judi Butthole bit killed.
我的朱迪·迪克·加布里埃尔·巴托尔被咬死了。
- Did the suspects have accents
嫌疑人有口音吗？
or any distinctive vocal qualities?
或者有什么独特的嗓音特点？
- Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean, like...
- 嗯，你说口音，是指像……
[British accent] Hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham!
[英国口音] 嘿，我来自伯明翰！
I'm here to rob your place!
我是来抢劫你家的！
[normal voice] Or--or maybe he was, uh...
[正常语气] 或者——或者他可能是，呃……
[Appalachian accent] An Appalachian hillbilly
[阿巴拉契亚口音] 一个阿巴拉契亚山民
with a sinus infection.
患有鼻窦炎。
- I promise to answer your question,
我保证会回答你的问题。
but can I just ask you something first?
不过我能先问你个问题吗？
- No. - Okay.
- 不。- 好的。
So I just need, like, a regular,
所以我只需要一个普通的，
not-funny person's opinion of this.
一个不太幽默的人对此的看法。
Like, which version is funnier?
哪个版本更有趣？
A guy who is trying to give a eulogy,
一个正在致悼词的人，
but he's holding in a sneeze,
但他正努力忍住喷嚏。
or a guy who's giving a eulogy,
或者一个正在致悼词的人，
but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
但他却遭到隐形白鹭的攻击？
And don't answer yet. I have to show you.
先别回答，我得给你演示一下。
- [imitating Dracula] Perhaps he was a vampire...
（模仿德古拉）也许他是个吸血鬼……
[with Australian accent] From Down Under...
[带着澳大利亚口音] 来自澳大利亚……
[imitating Dracula] Who, uh-- who has really bad anxiety.
[模仿德古拉] 他，呃——他有很严重的焦虑症。
I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
我想吸你的血，但我有点害怕。
- Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
- 哦，我好像有点想起来了。
- The suspect's license plate?
嫌疑车辆的车牌号？
- No, my Dame Judi Butthole bit.
- 不，是我朱迪·迪卡普里奥的屁眼部分。
Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
我能快点做完吗？免得我忘了？
Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
哦，用你的随身摄像头录下我，然后发短信给我。
- And then I started Dropout TV.
然后我创办了 Dropout TV。
What was your question again? - [breathes deeply]
你刚才问的是什么来着？——（深呼吸）
- Hey, hi. I don't know how helpful this is,
- 嘿，你好。我不知道这是否有帮助，
but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
但其中一个劫匪肯定掉了钱包。
when they were robbing the control room.
当时他们正在抢劫控制室。
- Wait, I know you. Uh, you're the drone kid!
等等，我认识你。呃，你就是那个玩无人机的小孩！
Dax. Dan. - Dash, but close enough.
达克斯。丹。——达什，但差不多。
- He let you use the drone? He straight up told me no.
他让你用无人机了？他直接拒绝了我。
- Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard
好吧，你想在赖希先生的后院拍摄他。
doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
为了勒索目的而练习瑜伽。
Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
只有我一个人去参加了人事会议吗？
- We have HR? - We had an HR meeting?
- 我们有人力资源部吗？- 我们开过人力资源部会议吗？
- I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
我需要对马克·怀亚特进行背景调查。
- I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
我以为你要和你妈妈一起搬去拉斯维加斯。
- Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to LA.
- 是啊，呃，那行不通，所以我们搬到了洛杉矶。
My mom always wanted to be a hand model,
我妈妈一直想当手模，
which is going as well as you would expect.
一切进展顺利，正如你所预料的那样。
So I got a part-time job with these lunatics--
于是我找到了一份和这些疯子一起工作的兼职——
lovely people--
可爱的人们——
while, uh, I wait to graduate high school.
呃，我还在等高中毕业呢。
- Our suspect, Mark Wyatt, has priors--
我们的嫌疑人马克·怀亚特有前科——
assault and for public nudity. - At the same time?
袭击和公共场合裸露——同时被控？
What would that look like? - I've been thinking about it.
那会是什么样子呢？——我一直在思考这个问题。
I feel like-- - No, no, no, it's katanas.
我感觉像—— 不，不，不，是武士刀。
- All right, we're gonna go pick him up,
好的，我们去接他。
and we'll be in touch.
我们会与您联系。
Lots of luck.
祝你好运。
- [grunting] - Pew, pew!
- [哼哼声] - 砰，砰！
- Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
嗯，请告诉我交通拦截的六条规则。
[police scanner whirs and squeals]
[警用扫描仪发出嗡嗡声 和尖叫声]
Why'd you do that?
你为什么要这样做？
- Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer
我的训练官问我为什么是巡逻警员
would listen to a police scanner
会收听警用扫描仪。
and not just wait for dispatch calls?
而不是仅仅等待调度电话？
- I guess.
我猜也是。
- When evaluating a rookie, a training officer
- 在评估一名新兵时，训练官
wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
想看看他们对不同情况的反应。
With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble,
面对一个一心想惹麻烦的新人，
the calls they choose can be illustrative.
他们选择的通话方式可以说明问题。
- Armed suspect just abandoned his car on freeway.
一名持枪嫌犯刚刚将 车遗弃在高速公路上。
He's shooting! Watch out! He's running!
他开枪了！小心！ 他跑了！
Foot pursuit! Heading east on Benedict!
徒步追击！ 沿着本尼迪克特街向东走！
- Add us to that call. Mm.
请把我们加到通话中。嗯。
[indistinct chatter over police radio]
[ 警用无线电中传来模糊的交谈声]
Trainee, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
学员，我们为什么不想响应那个呼叫呢？
- Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
- 前往通话地点的路程大约需要 15 分钟。
A shots-fired call means that every available unit
接到枪击警报意味着所有可用单位都应出动。
in the area will respond.
该地区的人员将会做出回应。
As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action
作为最后到达的人，我们很可能会错过精彩场面。
and be tasked with looking for shell casings
并被委派寻找弹壳的任务
in the hot sun for the next five hours.
接下来的五个小时，他们都将在烈日下暴晒。
- Right. I mean, uh, good answer.
- 对。我的意思是，呃，回答得很好。
Let's look for a closer call.
我们再仔细比较一下。
- All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
-林肯银行信托公司所有单元均配备静音报警系统。
2-11 in progress.
2-11 进行中。
- Bank robbery. Hot damn, we're taking that one, right?
银行抢劫。我的天，我们就选这个吧？
- Yes, sir. Although-- - A-although what?
是的，先生。虽然—— 一、虽然什么？
- A thoughtful TO might inform his rookie
一位细心的教练可能会告诉他的新秀
that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.
大多数银行抢劫案都可以在几分钟内完成。
And given our proximity and the units that are closer,
鉴于我们地理位置的便利以及附近还有其他单位，
it might be prudent to focus
或许应该谨慎地集中精力。
on the bank robber's possible escape route and intercept.
追踪银行劫匪可能的逃跑路线并进行拦截。
- In case they manage to get away
——万一他们设法逃脱了
before police arrive--smart.
在警察到达之前——明智之举。
- So the route they would take to escape would be...
所以他们逃跑的路线会是……
- They would head for the 10/110 freeway exchange
他们会前往10/110号高速公路交汇处。
and try to get lost in the chaos of Los Angeles traffic.
然后试着迷失在洛杉矶混乱的交通中。
- Which means that they would have to drive up...
这意味着他们得开车上去……
- Georgia Street.
- 乔治亚街。
[siren wailing]
[警笛声]
[energetic music]
[欢快的音乐]
♪ ♪
[tires screech]
[轮胎摩擦声]
Hands! Show me your hands!
举起手来！把你的手举起来！
- [whimpering] Ple--please.
- [呜咽] 求求你。
[continues whimpering]
[继续呜咽]
Please help. I think she's dying.
请帮帮我。我觉得她快不行了。
[sirens approaching]
[警笛声渐近]
I think she's dying.
我觉得她快不行了。
- Okay, we have two GSW victims.
- 好的，我们有两名枪伤受害者。
Patient number one, GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen,
一号病人，左上腹部枪伤，
now grossly distended and firm.
现在明显膨胀且坚硬。
Critically unstable, recommend OR, stat.
极不稳定，建议使用 OR，stat。
- I'll stay with them. - Sounds right.
我会和他们待在一起。——听起来不错。
Are you investigating this one? - No, we are.
你们在调查这件事吗？——不，我们正在调查。
- That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.
- 这当然很好，但你可是位顶尖侦探。
I'm just a lowly patrol officer.
我只是个普通的巡警。
- You're still a detective, but I get your point.
- 你虽然还是个侦探，但我明白你的意思了。
Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
他们俩有没有提到第三个银行劫匪？
- Uh, no. I didn't realize there was one.
呃，没有。我之前没注意到有这个。
- Yeah, security guard said there were three of them,
- 是的，保安说他们有三个人。
all masked and armed.
全部蒙面且携带武器。
Third robber disappeared when the shooting started.
第三名劫匪在枪战开始时就逃走了。
Must have laid low as the other two escaped,
一定是趁着另外两人逃跑的时候躲了起来。
then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
然后趁着混乱溜走了。
We're pulling security footage now.
我们正在调取监控录像。
Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
希望我们能看到摘下面具前后的对比照片。
How's your rookie?
你的菜鸟怎么样？
- Mm, I don't know yet.
嗯，我还不清楚。
- You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
你知道你不能把他踢出这个项目，对吧？
- What? I was looking forward to it.
什么？我还挺期待的呢。
- He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
- 奈拉，接受评估的不只有他一个人。
You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
回到巡逻岗位后，你必须不断取得胜利。
Firing a rookie would be seen as a loss,
解雇一名新秀将被视为一种损失。
and you can't give IA reason to punish you more
你不能给IA任何理由进一步惩罚你。
or, worse, fire you.
或者更糟，他们会解雇你。
[Grey sighs] - Oh, Lieutenant.
[格雷叹了口气]——哦，中尉。
- Hey. Um, are you all right?
- 嘿。嗯，你还好吗？
I mean, other than the uniform.
我的意思是，除了制服以外。
- Yeah, we caught two bank-robbery suspects.
- 是的，我们抓到了两名银行抢劫嫌疑犯。
Penn is in there watching over them
佩恩在里面看着他们呢。
while they get prepped for surgery.
在他们接受手术准备期间。
- You here to see Luna?
你是来看露娜的吗？
- Yeah, I'm gonna take her out to lunch.
- 嗯，我要带她出去吃午饭。
- Oh, that's sweet. - That's sweet.
- 哦，真贴心。 - 真贴心。
[chuckles] - Well, yeah.
[轻笑] - 嗯，是的。
Excuse me.
打扰一下。
[laughter]
[笑声]
[dramatic music]
[激昂的音乐]
Luna.
官
- Hey, what are you doing here?
- 嘿，你在这里干什么？
- Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
我想带妻子去吃午饭。
- Oh, that's so sweet, but Oliver
哦，这太贴心了，但是奥利弗
is about to do his assessments, and I accompany
他即将进行评估，我陪同他一起。
in case any patient-advocate questions come up.
以防患者权益倡导者提出任何疑问。
- You can join us,
您可以加入我们，
but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids
但体液量会更多。
than a normal person wants to see in a day.
比正常人一天想看到的还要多。
- You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
- 你肯定想不到警察一天能看到什么。
- Good point.
说得对。
- I shouldn't be too late.
我应该不会太迟。
Why don't we go to dinner?
我们去吃晚饭吧？
- Don't make a date you can't keep.
不要约你无法赴约的日子。
- I can keep it.
我可以留着它。
- Are you sure? - Yes.
- 你确定吗？ - 是的。
- All right, good.
- 好的，很好。
- It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
- 你来接我吃午饭真是太好了。
- Um, look, Luna, um-- [elevator bell dings]
嗯，听着，露娜，嗯——[电梯铃声响起]
- Hey, we--we need help.
- 嘿，我们——我们需要帮助。
- Let me guess. You're glued together.
让我猜猜，你们是不是粘在一起了？
- You say that like it happens a lot.
- 你说的好像这种事经常发生似的。
- More than you know.
比你想象的还要多。
- Did you drive here like that?
你就这样开车来的吗？
- Well, we didn't take the bus.
- 嗯，我们没坐公交车。
- Hey, I can't help but to notice
嘿，我忍不住注意到
by the position of your hands that you were engaged
从你双手的位置可以看出你当时正在做什么
in a domestic dispute gone sticky.
一场棘手的家庭纠纷。
- No, no, no, no.
不，不，不，不。
Um, she was just caressing my face.
嗯，她只是在抚摸我的脸。
- While you choked her?
——你掐她脖子的时候？
- Uh, not all choking is nonconsensual.
呃，并非所有窒息行为都是非自愿的。
- Huh. - I'm gonna go get the doctor.
嗯？我去叫医生。
- Wait, wait, wait, um--
等等，等等，等等，嗯——
- Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
请告诉我你手上没有胶水。
- I wish that I could. - [sighs]
——我真希望我能做到。——（叹气）
[upbeat music]
[欢快的音乐]
♪ ♪
[knock on window]
[敲窗户]
[distant buzzer blares]
[远处传来蜂鸣声]
[blinds whirring]
[百叶窗嗡嗡作响]
- [clicks tongue, grunts] [line trilling]
- [咂舌，咕哝] [颤音]
[cell phone vibrating]
[手机震动]
- Why can't you just come in here?
你为什么不能进来？
- Because I'm mad at you.
因为我生你的气。
It's not enough that I have a busy day,
仅仅忙碌一天还不够，
I have to run damage control on your dysfunction?
我得负责处理你那糟糕的状况造成的损失吗？
- I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
我只是想帮你减轻负担，别让我妈成为你的负担。
- By telling her to not contact me?
——告诉她不要联系我？
I want to have a relationship with your mother,
我想和你母亲建立关系。
but not whatever this has become.
但绝不是现在这种样子。
- All right, I'll text her. - No. Hey, come on, please.
- 好吧，我给她发短信。- 不。嘿，拜托，求你了。
Call her today, okay?
今天就给她打电话，好吗？
An actual human conversation.
一段真实的人类对话。
[mouthing words]
[口型说话]
- Later.
- 之后。
- [scoffs]
- [嗤之以鼻]
- I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
我跟你说，我昨天把钱包丢了。
- Oh, convenient timing,
哦，真是巧合。
given we found it at the scene
因为我们是在现场找到的。
of an armed robbery this morning.
今天早上发生了一起持械抢劫案。
- Convenient is such lazy framing.
“方便”这种说法太敷衍了。
The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
宇宙是一个极其复杂的地方。
You know, you show your ignorance
你知道吗，你这是在暴露你的无知。
acting like coincidences are impossible.
装作巧合不可能发生。
The sheer amount of things happening on a single day
一天之内发生的事情实在太多了
number in the sextillions.
数量高达万亿亿亿。
- Okay, that's a made-up number.
- 好吧，那是我编的数字。
- No, it's not. A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
不，不是的。一万亿亿是一千万亿。
And given that the world is populated
鉴于世界人口众多
with over 8 billion people,
拥有超过80亿人口，
I'm probably way underestimating.
我可能严重低估了。
No, I'm definitely underestimating.
不，我肯定低估了。
There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.
世界上有超过1000万亿亿只昆虫。
That's over one billion per person.
那相当于每人超过十亿。
So, given that scale, me losing a wallet,
所以，考虑到这种规模，我丢个钱包……
a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it
罪犯捡起它，然后又把它扔掉。
at a crime scene isn't unlikely.
在犯罪现场发现这种情况并非不可能。
Statistically, it's almost a given.
从统计学角度来看，这几乎是必然的。
- Well, we're still gonna put you in a lineup
- 好吧，我们还是会把你安排进队列里。
and see if the victims can identify you.
看看受害者能否认出你。
- That's fair.
- 这很合理。
- How many of that, uh-- quintillion?--
——那，呃——万亿亿，有多少？——
quintillion insects are spiders?
万亿亿只昆虫都是蜘蛛吗？
- Oh, at least a quadrillion.
- 哦，至少一千万亿。
There's 53,000 species
共有53000个物种
on every continent except Antarctica.
除了南极洲以外，每个大洲都有。
- I might have to move to Antarctica.
我可能得搬到南极洲去了。
- Not today, though, right? - No.
——不过今天应该不行吧？——没错。
Today we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
今天我们来看看马克是否会在阵容抽签中落败。
[upbeat music]
[欢快的音乐]
♪ ♪
- Hmm, it's just like the movies...
嗯，简直就像电影里演的那样……
- Yeah. - With as much diversity.
是的。——而且种类繁多。
- Check, test.
检查、测试。
All right, we are about to show you a lineup of six men.
好了，接下来我们将向大家展示六位男士的阵容。
The person or persons involved in the robbery
参与抢劫的人
may or may not be among them.
可能在其中，也可能不在。
Afterwards, I'm going to ask you, individually,
之后，我会单独问你们：
if you recognize anyone.
如果你认出他们的话。
But do not compare notes
但不要比较笔记
and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
不要互相讨论嫌疑人的情况。
Do you understand? - Yes, Daddy.
你明白吗？——明白，爸爸。
- Okay, the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro
- 好吧，排名第一的那个人看起来像个科技宅男
that speaks about himself in the third person,
他用第三人称谈论自己，
and he probably kisses his immediate family on the mouth.
他可能只会亲吻直系亲属的嘴唇。
[laughter]
[笑声]
- Smoochy! - Okay, wait.
-亲亲！- 好吧，等等。
But number three is sort of giving, like, hey, I'm Chad.
但第三点有点像是在说，“嘿，我是查德。”
I completely misunderstood the message of "Fight Club,"
我完全误解了《搏击俱乐部》所传达的信息。
and I don't understand why my Native American
我不明白为什么我的美洲原住民身份……
Halloween costume's so offensive.
万圣节服装太冒犯人了。
- Number five looks like he spends
五号看起来像个花花公子。
his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
他周五晚上会狂饮掺有蛋白粉的啤酒。
It's not drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house.
如果家里有两条蛇，那就不能算是独自喝酒了。
- Okay, guys, let's try to focus.
- 好了，各位，我们集中注意力。
I mean, this should be fairly easy.
我的意思是，这应该很容易。
Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not?
呃，你们认出谁了吗？
- Well, they were all wearing masks,
- 嗯，他们都戴着口罩。
but these guys are the same basic size.
但他们的基本体型都一样。
- You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice
你知道吗，我感觉我可能认出这个人的声音了。
that yelled at us. - Yeah.
他冲我们大喊大叫。——是的。
- Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
- 第一，请您重复一遍这句话好吗？
- [sighs] Shut up and get on the ground.
（叹气）闭嘴，趴到地上。
- Okay, I'm unimpressed with the performance.
- 好吧，我对这场演出并不满意。
Could use a little more pizzazz.
还可以再增添一些活力。
- I don't want to give a line read,
我不想朗读一行台词，
but there's, like, a hundred guys in LA
但洛杉矶大概有上百个这样的家伙。
that could do a better job than that.
它或许能做得更好。
- So question--
所以问题是——
can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
你能让他们说任何你想让他们说的话吗？
- No, they're only gonna say what was said at the robbery.
- 不，他们只会把抢劫现场说的话复述出来。
- [inhales sharply] You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
（深吸一口气）你们是不是跟我想的一样？
- Contestant number one, can you please recite
一号选手，请你背诵
Tommy Lee Jones's speech from "The Fugitive?"
汤米·李·琼斯在《亡命天涯》中的演讲？
- No, contestant number--
不，参赛者编号——
suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
嫌疑人一，你不必那样做。
- I would like it if you did. - No one's asking.
如果你这么做，我会很开心。——没人要求你这么做。
- I would like it if you did. - I'll do it.
如果你能这样做，我会很开心。—— 我会的。
- [gasps] - Yes.
- [倒吸一口气] - 是的。
- I love "The Fugitive." - [smooches]
我超爱《亡命天涯》。——[亲亲]
- The floor's all yours.
现在轮到你了。
- What I want out of each and every one of you
我希望你们每个人都做到以下几点：
is a hard-target search of every gas station,
这是一次针对所有加油站的精准搜查，
residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse,
住宅、仓库、农舍、鸡舍、室外厕所
and doghouse in that area.
附近还有狗窝。
- He's really good. - That's really good.
他真的很厉害。——那太好了。
- Bravo! - Yeah.
- 太棒了！ - 是的。
- That was really good. [indistinct chatter]
——那真是太棒了。[听不清的交谈声]
- Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
- 我们能看到化学读数在四到二之间吗？
- Okay, okay, okay.
好的，好的，好的。
Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
你认识这些人吗？他们就是抢劫案的嫌疑人。
- I mean, if we say yes,
我的意思是，如果我们说“是”，
can we get them to say more weird stuff?
我们能让他们说更多奇怪的话吗？
- No. - Can we make them kiss?
不。我们能让他们接吻吗？
- Ooh, can we make them kiss?
- 哦，我们能让他们接吻吗？
- Can we see a kiss between four and two?
我们能看到四号和二号接吻吗？
- That would equal six. - Ooh!
那正好是六。——哦！
- That's odd.
- 这很奇怪。
Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
强力胶通常用少量丙酮就能去除。
Do you remember the brand you used?
你还记得你用的是什么牌子吗？
- Nope. - Yes.
- 不。 - 是的。
Uh, I-I think it was like an--
呃，我觉得它就像一个——
an acetone-resistant... - Resistant--
耐丙酮的…… - 耐——
- Blend.
- 混合。
Heavy-duty stuff. - Yeah.
重型设备。——是的。
- I can't really remember the exact name.
我记不清确切的名字了。
- Well, surgery is a last resort,
手术是最后的选择。
but without identifying the exact adhesive you used,
但是，如果没有说明你使用的具体粘合剂型号，
I'm not sure how else to proceed.
我不知道还能怎么办。
Can someone go by your house and get it?
有人可以去你家取一下吗？
- Uh, no.
呃，不。
Not--not really. - I'm happy to do it.
不——其实不是。——我很乐意这么做。
Give me your address. - No, that's not necessary.
请告诉我您的地址。——不，没必要。
- It's super nice, though. - Oh, my God, the nicest.
——不过，它真的超级棒。——我的天哪，简直太棒了。
Thank you, um, but we just-- we couldn't ask that of you.
谢谢，嗯，但是我们——我们不能那样要求你。
- Listen up. You are glued to my wife.
听着，你都黏在我老婆身上了。
The only person that's supposed to touch her this long is me,
唯一一个应该在这段时间里碰她的人只有我。
so give me your address...
请把你的地址告诉我……
unless there's something at your house
除非你家有什么东西。
you don't want me to see.
你不想让我看到。
Something that has to do with this, perhaps?
或许跟这件事有关？
- I swear I don't know what that is.
我发誓我真的不知道那是什么。
- It's a firing pin for a handgun.
这是手枪的击针。
- Oh, my God. - Crazy.
我的天哪。太疯狂了。
- The question is, why are the two of you
问题是，为什么你们两个会在一起？
covered with them?
上面都覆盖着它们吗？
- So Finley is out of surgery.
- 所以芬利已经做完手术了。
We should be able to talk to her soon,
我们应该很快就能和她谈话了。
but the, uh--the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table.
但是，呃——女朋友艾娃，她死在了手术台上。
- Damn.
- 该死。
Hard way to learn not to rob a bank
惨痛的教训让我明白不要抢银行
with a former Green Beret working as a security guard.
其中一名保安是前绿色贝雷帽特种兵。
- Yeah.
- 是的。
- Hey, as my rookie,
- 嘿，作为我的新人，
shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
难道不应该是你来做文书工作吗？
Yeah, had to give it a shot. - Mm-hmm.
是啊，总得试试。——嗯。
- All right, I requested an officer
好的，我请求派一名警官过来。
to come watch over Finley.
来照看芬利。
We should get back out on patrol.
我们应该重新开始巡逻。
- Actually, we have been asked to take a first run
实际上，我们被要求进行第一次试运行。
at interviewing Finley.
在采访芬利时。
Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage,
洛佩兹正与联邦调查局合作，仔细查看银行监控录像。
trying to figure out how the third robber escaped.
试图弄清楚第三个劫匪是如何逃脱的。
- And as her former partner--
——以及她以前的合伙人——
fu--future partner, yeah, um--
fu——未来的合作伙伴，嗯——
she trusts your detective skills.
她相信你的侦查能力。
- Exactly.
- 确切地。
And unfortunately for you,
很遗憾，对你来说……
I still need my TO to show me how it's done.
我还需要我的培训师给我演示一下具体操作方法。
- Not to break the fourth wall here,
——我不想打破第四面墙，
but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects,
但你可是审讯嫌疑人的专家，名副其实。
and I'm not.
而我不是。
- Only way to become an expert is to do the work.
成为专家的唯一途径就是实践。
And as someone whose instincts
作为一个凭直觉行事的人
are to turn everything up to an 11,
就是把所有东西都调到最高，11，
I am curious to see how you handle something
我很想看看你会如何处理这件事。
that requires nuance and delicacy.
这需要细致入微的处理。
[upbeat music]
[欢快的音乐]
♪ ♪
- Hey. - Hey.
- 嘿。 - 嘿。
- How long's she been awake? - Couple minutes.
- 她醒了多久了？ - 几分钟。
- Anyone tell her about her partner?
有人告诉过她关于她伴侣的事吗？
- I know I didn't.
我知道我没有。
- Can I ask you one question? - Sure.
我可以问你一个问题吗？ - 当然可以。
- What's the worst mistake I can make in there?
- 我在那里可能犯的最严重的错误是什么？
- Don't make it a competition-- you versus her.
不要把这变成你和她之间的竞争。
You guys are on the same side.
你们是同一阵营的。
- Yes, ma'am, got it. Thanks.
是的，女士，明白了。谢谢。
Finley, I'm Officer Penn.
芬利，我是佩恩警官。
This is Detective Harper.
这位是哈珀警探。
We brought you in. - Yeah, I remember.
我们把你带进来的。——是啊，我记得。
[breathes deeply] How's Ava?
[深吸一口气] 艾娃怎么样了？
No one will tell me.
没人愿意告诉我。
- I'm sorry, but...
对不起，但是……
she didn't survive the surgery.
她手术失败了。
She had lost too much blood.
她失血过多。
- No.
- 不。
[voice breaking] No.
[声音哽咽] 不。
Why did he have to shoot her?
他为什么要开枪打死她？
He didn't have to shoot her. Our guns weren't real.
他本不必开枪打死她。我们的枪都不是真的。
- But they looked real.
但它们看起来很逼真。
People were terrified. - [crying]
人们都吓坏了。——（哭泣）
It's not fair. She only did it because of me.
这不公平。她这么做都是因为我。
- Why?
- 为什么？
I've seen your history. It's spotless.
我看过你的记录，清白无瑕。
I couldn't even dream of getting into Stanford.
我做梦都想不到自己能考上斯坦福大学。
- [scoffs] Be grateful.
[嗤之以鼻] 你应该心存感激。
You want to know why we robbed that bank?
你想知道我们为什么要抢劫那家银行吗？
I am $200,000 in debt,
我负债20万美元。
and that's after spending the last three years
而这还是在过去三年里发生的事
trying to pay off the loan.
努力偿还贷款。
It's higher now than it was when I started.
现在比我刚开始的时候要高。
What hope did we have at a happy life together,
我们曾对共同拥有幸福生活抱有怎样的希望？
working two jobs just to barely stay above water?
身兼两职却只能勉强糊口？
- Listen, I get it.
- 听着，我明白了。
I lived in my car until a few months ago.
几个月前我还一直住在车里。
Debt is no joke.
债务可不是闹着玩的。
And it could impact how the DA's office
这可能会影响地方检察官办公室的运作方式。
decides to prosecute you.
决定起诉你。
But if you want any hope of leniency--any--
但如果你想获得任何一丝宽恕的希望——任何一丝——
you need to tell us who your other partner was
你需要告诉我们你的另一位伴侣是谁。
in the robbery. - It was just me and Ava.
抢劫案中，只有我和艾娃。
- We know that there was a third person that got away.
我们知道还有第三个人逃脱了。
We're gonna find them eventually.
我们最终会找到他们的。
- But you have an opportunity to help yourself here.
但你在这里有机会自助。
I strongly urge you take it.
我强烈建议你服用。
- I don't deserve help.
我不配得到帮助。
Ava's dead because of me.
艾娃是因为我而死的。
[sniffles]
[抽泣]
[somber music]
[低沉的音乐]
- Hey, what are you doing here?
- 嘿，你在这里干什么？
- Hey, uh, Dropout guys made me drive them.
- 嘿，呃，Dropout乐队的人让我开车送他们。
Something about a lineup. - Right, but they left.
好像是关于阵容安排的事。——对，但他们走了。
- Are you kidding?
- 你在开玩笑吧？
That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys.
这就是山姆要面包车钥匙的原因。
Okay. - Sorry.
好的。——抱歉。
Can your mom pick you up? - Yeah, I can call her.
你妈妈能来接你吗？——可以，我可以给她打电话。
Did they help you at all with the line--
他们有没有帮你接通线路？
No, stupid question.
不，这是个愚蠢的问题。
Those guys would have gone down with the "Titanic"
那些家伙本该和“泰坦尼克号”一起沉没。
because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra
因为他们忙着嘲笑乐团呢。
to get on a lifeboat.
登上救生艇。
- Look, don't take this the wrong way,
听着，别误会我的意思。
but why do you work with those guys?
但你为什么要和那些人一起工作？
- They pay me surprisingly well.
他们给我的薪水出乎我的意料的好。
- Uh, Nolan? Sorry.
呃，诺兰？抱歉。
Are you free? - Yeah, I can be.
你现在有空吗？——嗯，我可以。
I'll see you later? - Yep.
待会儿见？——嗯。
- All right.
- 好的。
- So Grey just called.
格雷刚刚打了个电话。
Uh, Luna is currently glued to a couple
呃，露娜现在正和一对情侣黏在一起。
who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns.
似乎有人在制造和销售幽灵枪。
The judge just signed off on a warrant
法官刚刚签署了一份逮捕令。
for us to go inside and take a look at their house.
让我们进去看看他们的房子。
- While they remain glued to Luna?
- 当他们仍然黏在露娜身上时？
- That's gonna have to be our secondary assignment--
那将是我们第二项任务——
identifying the adhesive they've been using
确定他们一直在使用的粘合剂。
to assemble the ghost guns
组装幽灵枪
so we can get them all separated.
这样我们就可以把它们全部分开了。
- And who are these people?
这些人是谁？
- Uh, Poppy and Jasper Waterson.
- 呃，波比和贾斯珀·沃特森。
Neither of them have a criminal record,
他们两人都没有犯罪记录。
but at one point or another, they've both filed
但无论如何，他们都提交过申请。
restraining orders against each other.
双方互相申请限制令。
I checked out their social media.
我查看了他们的社交媒体。
They are both gun enthusiasts,
他们俩都是枪械爱好者。
obviously in a toxic relationship,
显然身处一段有害的关系中，
who share an inability to think things through.
他们都缺乏深思熟虑的能力。
- Wow. - Yeah.
哇。是啊。
- Today is an odd one. - Right? Wait, why?
今天有点奇怪。——是吧？等等，为什么？
What's going on with you?
你怎么了？
- Oh, I can't even explain, not without crying.
哦，我简直无法解释，不哭就解释不出来。
Juarez, we're on the move. - Coming. Whew.
华雷斯，我们出发了。——来了。呼。
I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go.
我，呃，放走了马克·怀亚特。
His girlfriend corroborated his story
他的女友证实了他的说法。
of him losing his wallet yesterday.
他昨天丢了钱包。
And he was very understanding about our confusion
他非常理解我们的困惑。
and happy to get his wallet back
他很高兴找回了自己的钱包。
once we had it fingerprinted, yeah.
是的，等我们提取了指纹之后就行了。
- Mm. Hey, uh, you want to ride with me?
嗯……嘿，呃，你想跟我一起兜风吗？
- Ooh. Can I?
- 哦。我可以吗？
- Traitor. - [chuckles]
叛徒。（轻笑）
- So did he call his mom? - I don't know.
那他有没有给他妈妈打电话？ ——我不知道。
I don't think so.
我不这么认为。
I don't have much confidence that even if he does,
即使他真的这么做了，我也不抱太大希望。
it'll make things better. - Mm.
这样做会让事情变得更好。——嗯。
- Okay, we're coming up to it.
- 好的，我们快到了。
It's...
它是...
Oh.
哦。
You know what? Let's, uh-- let's back up a little bit.
你知道吗？我们，呃，我们先倒回去一点。
[distant dog barking]
[远处传来狗吠声]
- What's up?
- 这是怎么回事？
- Three guys are moving stuff out of that green house
三个男人正在把东西从温室里搬出来。
around the corner.
就在拐角处。
[indistinct chatter]
[含糊不清的交谈声]
- And by stuff, you mean guns? - Among other things.
——你说的“东西”是指枪支吗？——除了其他东西之外。
- So do we want to go right at them
所以，我们是不是要直接攻击他们？
or try something more subtle?
或者尝试更巧妙的方法？
- A little bit of both?
两者兼有一点？
[energetic music]
[欢快的音乐]
♪ ♪
[engine revving, siren whoops]
[引擎轰鸣，警笛鸣叫]
- On the ground!
——落地了！
Step away from the van!
离开货车！
On the ground, arms and legs spread.
倒在地上，四肢张开。
♪ ♪
- That could not have worked out better.
事情再好不过了。
♪ ♪
Looks like we found our adhesive.
看来我们找到粘合剂了。
- Ooh, I-I wouldn't touch that. - Good idea.
- 哦，我可不敢碰那个。 - 好主意。
- Hey, guys, I got this out here.
- 嘿，伙计们，我把这个弄出来了。
Go inside.
进去。
Clear the house. [camera shutter clicks]
清空房子。[相机快门声]
- Nolan sent a photo of the glue.
诺兰发来了一张胶水的照片。
- Thank God.
- 感谢上帝。
- Oh, did he, uh-- did he see anything else
哦，他……他有没有看到其他什么？
while he was there?
他当时在那儿的时候？
- Hey, I just got the exact epoxy that they used.
- 嘿，我刚弄到他们用的那种环氧树脂。
- Great. Uh, let's see...
太好了。嗯，让我想想……
- Um... [sighs]
嗯……（叹气）
Um, by the way, earlier in the day,
嗯，顺便提一下，今天早些时候，
I found these in the bathroom.
我在浴室里发现了这些。
You wouldn't happen to know who they belong to, would you?
你碰巧知道这些物品是谁的吗？
- Yeah, I've been looking everywhere for these.
- 是的，我到处都在找这些东西。
Where'd you say you found them? - Um, out in the hall.
你说你在哪里找到它们的？——嗯，在走廊里。
[sighs]
[叹气]
[somber music]
[低沉的音乐]
♪ ♪
- Finley! - Grandma?
芬利！奶奶？
- Finley! - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
芬利！对不起，对不起。
You can't go there. You can't go in there.
你不能去那里。你不能进去。
- The hell I can't.
我怎么可能做不到。
You're gonna have to shoot me to stop me.
你得开枪才能阻止我。
- Hey, ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second.
- 嘿，女士，女士，请稍等一下。
Your granddaughter has been arrested
你的孙女被捕了。
for a very serious crime.
犯下非常严重的罪行。
- My granddaughter has also been shot.
我的孙女也中枪了。
And I am the only family she's got,
而我是她唯一的亲人。
so you are gonna let me into that room.
所以你会让我进那个房间吗？
- Yes, ma'am, we-- we can do that.
- 是的，女士，我们——我们可以做到。
But I need you to do something for me.
但我需要你帮我做件事。
Finley can help herself by telling us
芬利可以通过告诉我们来帮助自己
the truth about what happened.
事情的真相。
- Finley needs a lawyer.
芬利需要一位律师。
I've got one on the way. Now let me see her.
我订购了一个，正在路上。现在让我看看她。
- Of course, but Detective Harper
当然，但是哈珀警探
is gonna pat you down and hold on to your purse.
他会搜身并扣留你的钱包。
- Whatever. - Arms up.
随便吧。——举起手来。
[dramatic music]
[激昂的音乐]
[zipper opens]
[拉链打开]
♪ ♪
- [sobbing] - [sighs]
——（抽泣）——（叹气）
♪ ♪
- Ava's dead.
艾娃死了。
[sobs] - What?
[抽泣]——什么？
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
哦，宝贝，我太抱歉了。我太抱歉了。
- What's going on?
- 这是怎么回事？
- Uh, Finley's grandma just got here.
- 呃，芬利的奶奶刚到。
- Great, I don't need to make a separate trip.
太好了，我不用再单独跑一趟了。
When the feds finished processing the prints
联邦政府完成指纹处理后
from the bank, one set stood out,
银行里有一套设备格外引人注目，
although the last bank she robbed was in 1983.
虽然她最后一次抢劫银行是在 1983 年。
- Get out. Finley's mawmaw?
滚出去。芬利的奶奶？
- Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
- 是的，她为此赚了五分钱。
Got out and never robbed another bank.
逃脱后，他再也没有抢过银行。
- Until today.
直到今天。
[handcuffs click]
[手铐咔哒一声]
Maeve.
梅芙。
[Finley sobbing]
[芬利啜泣]
- It's all my fault.
都是我的错。
They did everything right in life,
他们一生中做的每件事都正确无误。
and still they were struggling so much.
即便如此，他们仍然举步维艰。
It wasn't right.
这不对。
- Put your hands behind your back.
- 将双手放在背后。
- No, please.
不，请不要这样。
No.
不。
- It wasn't right.
这不对。
♪ ♪
- No.
- 不。
- Oh. - Finally.
哦。终于。
- Thank God. - So much better.
感谢上帝。好多了。
- [sighs in relief]
（松了口气）
- All right.
- 好的。
Good news is that you're free.
好消息是，你自由了。
- And this is the bad news.
这是坏消息。
All right, if you could just turn around.
好吧，如果你能转身就好了。
- Turn around!
- 回转！
Hands on your head.
双手抱头。
[handcuffs clicking]
【手铐咔哒声】
Hands behind your back.
双手背在身后。
- Huh. Must have missed some.
嗯，肯定漏掉了一些。
- Bruh.
兄弟。
[indistinct chatter over police radio]
[ 警用无线电中传来模糊的交谈声]
- Hey, are you still waiting for your mom?
- 嘿，你还在等你妈妈吗？
- Yeah, she's busy.
- 是的，她很忙。
Said she'd get me when she's free.
她说等她有空的时候会来接我。
She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait.
她觉得没有比这更安全的等候地点了。
- Okay. Uh, what about your dad?
好的。呃，你爸爸呢？
- Oh, he's only "break glass in case of emergency."
- 哦，他只是“在紧急情况下打破玻璃”。
- Right.
- 正确的。
- Well, I just finished with an arrest,
- 我刚刚结束了一次逮捕行动。
so I can give you a ride home.
这样我就可以送你回家了。
- Great.
- 伟大的。
Uh, can we go with the lights and the sirens?
呃，我们可以打开警灯和警笛吗？
- No, but I'll let you use the radio
不，但我会让你用收音机。
to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.
告诉调度员她声音很性感。
- [gasps] Really? - No.
- [倒吸一口凉气] 真的吗？ - 不。
[cell phone chimes, vibrates]
[手机发出提示音并震动]
That your mom? - No, it's Sam.
那是你妈妈吗？——不，那是萨姆。
"Where's our equipment?
我们的设备在哪里？
"You weren't supposed to steal it for real.
“你本来就不应该偷它。”
I'm not paying you unless you bring it back."
你不把它带回来，我就不付钱给你。
[cell phone chimes, vibrates] Second text.
[手机发出提示音并震动] 第二条短信。
"Ha ha, whoops, sorry.
哈哈，哎呀，对不起。
"That message wasn't for you.
“那条信息不是给你的。”
Please don't share it with anyone."
请不要与任何人分享。
Prayer hands emoji.
祈祷的双手表情符号。
- Do I need a lawyer?
我需要律师吗？
- That is your right. Do you have one?
这是你的权利。你有权利吗？
- Yes, but he only does entertainment law.
- 是的，但他只做娱乐法方面的工作。
- That's not gonna help you.
那样对你没用。
Look, not only did you make false statements to police,
你不仅向警方作了虚假陈述，
which is punishable by up to six months in prison,
最高可判处六个月监禁。
but you also endangered yourself and your employees.
但你也让自己和你的员工处于危险之中。
- Look, I am so sorry.
- 对不起，我很抱歉。
We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time.
我们在演出中经常会做一些疯狂的特技。
I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers.
我以为我是在雇佣演员来扮演劫匪。
They were supposed to interrupt our game show
他们原本打算打断我们的游戏节目。
with a fake robbery
假装抢劫
and then return all of our stuff a few hours later.
几个小时后，他们又把我们所有的东西都还了回来。
I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers
我从未想过要对持械抢劫犯进行演员阵容分析。
would attract actual armed robbers.
会吸引真正的持械劫匪。
[sighs]
[叹气]
And then I was too embarrassed to say anything,
然后我就尴尬得说不出话来了。
and now I fully realize the error of my ways.
现在我完全意识到自己之前的做法是错误的。
- Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office
这当然很好，但最终决定权仍在地方检察官办公室手中。
as to whether they want to press charges.
至于他们是否要提起诉讼。
- I can't go to jail.
我不能坐牢。
I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp.
我连夏令营都应付不了。
- Look, let's just start
好了，我们开始吧。
with arresting the two men that robbed you.
逮捕抢劫你的那两个男人。
I'm assuming you have names and numbers.
我假设您有姓名和电话号码。
- I have their Venmos. - Let's start with that.
- 我有他们的Venmo账号。- 我们就从这个开始吧。
- Okay. [clears throat]
好的。[清嗓子]
Robber88.
Robber88。
Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming.
好吧，我早该想到会这样。
[doors buzzing]
[门铃嗡嗡作响]
[dramatic music]
[激昂的音乐]
♪ ♪
- All right. What a way to end shift.
好吧。这算什么下班方式啊。
As a thank-you,
作为感谢，
paperwork can be turned in at the top of the day tomorrow.
明天早上可以提交文件。
I'll even add an hour of OT for those
我甚至愿意为此加一个小时的加班。
who want to come in early. - That's great.
想早点来的人——太好了。
Hey, did you call your mother? - Mm.
嘿，你给你妈妈打电话了吗？——嗯。
- I'm gonna-- - Yeah, don't we have a--
我要—— 是啊，我们不是有个——
- Yep. - Right behind you.
- 是的。- 就在你身后。
♪ ♪
- I'm sorry.
- 对不起。
I think I just need to get some closure.
我觉得我需要给这件事一个了断。
- Oh, it's okay.
- 哦，没关系。
Look, why don't we clock out and talk about it at home?
不如我们下班回家再谈吧？
- Okay.
- 好的。
- I don't know about you, but all I am thinking about
我不知道你怎么想，但我满脑子想的都是……
is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep.
洗个热水澡，睡上12个小时。
- [quietly] Sounds nice. - [chuckles]
（轻声）听起来不错。（轻笑）
- Are you okay?
你还好吗？
- Um...
- 一...
I thought I...
我以为我……
I could broach this in a more delicate way,
我可以用更委婉的方式提出这个问题。
but after the day we had, I...
但经历了这一天之后，我……
I think it's better just to come out and--and say it.
我认为最好还是直接说出来。
Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
你和阿什顿医生之间是不是有什么事？
- Are you accusing me of cheating?
你是指责我作弊吗？
- I'm not accusing you of anything.
我没有指责你任​​何事。
But after seeing
但看完之后
the way you two act together and...
你们俩的相处方式以及……
finding his things in your car...
在你的车里发现他的遗物……
I just want to know the truth.
我只想知道真相。
- First of all, you have to believe me
首先，你得相信我。
when I say that nothing has happened between us.
我说我们之间什么都没发生。
- Second of all?
其次呢？
- I do feel something for him.
我对他也有点感觉。
I wasn't looking for it.
我并没有在找它。
In our whole marriage,
在我们整个婚姻期间，
I've never even thought about anyone else.
我从未想过其他人。
But this past year, the world has opened up for me.
但过去一年，我的世界豁然开朗。
I finished school. I got this job.
我毕业了，也找到了这份工作。
- You met another man.
你遇到了另一个男人。
- It is not that simple.
事情并没有那么简单。
Am I attracted to him? Yes.
我是否对他有好感？是的。
But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it.
但这并不意味着我打算付诸行动。
- Doesn't mean you weren't.
——但这并不意味着你不是。
Otherwise you would have said that.
否则你早就这么说了。
- Wade, please, I'm...
韦德，拜托，我……
I am trying to be honest, and-- and I'm making a mess of it
我努力做到诚实，可是——我却搞砸了。
because I don't-- I don't really know how I feel.
因为我不知道——我真的不知道自己是什么感觉。
I--
我 -
If you hadn't confronted me about Oliver,
如果你当初没有就奥利弗的事质问我，
there is a good chance I would have worked through all of this
我很有可能已经把这一切都完成了。
without you ever knowing. - I do know!
你永远不会知道。——我知道！
It's breaking my heart. Just--
我心都碎了。简直——
[somber music]
[低沉的音乐]
[sniffles, sighs]
[抽泣，叹气]
So what you need to tell me
所以你需要告诉我什么
is that whatever it is you feel
那就是你感受到的那种感觉。
for this man...
对于这个男人来说……
it's over as of now.
事情到此为止了。
♪ ♪
And your hesitation gives me my answer.
你的犹豫给了我答案。
Here, take this.
给你，拿着。
- Wade. - I need to take a walk.
韦德：我需要出去走走。
- And then what? - I don't know.
然后呢？——我不知道。
♪ ♪
- So officially end of shift.
正式下班了。
Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?
你是否已经决定我是否无可救药了？
- I want to hear your thoughts first.
我想先听听你的想法。
- Okay, well, I think I made some real progress today,
- 好吧，我觉得我今天取得了一些实质性的进展。
even though it wasn't close to perfect.
虽然它远非完美。
- Stop.
- 停止。
You do know not everything is about you, right?
你知道并非所有事情都与你有关，对吧？
I don't want to hear your own self-analysis.
我不想听你的自我分析。
I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie.
我想听听你对我这个新人的看法。
- Oh.
- 哦。
Can I not do that?
我不能这样做吗？
All right.
好的。
I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable
我觉得你知识渊博。
for a rookie officer.
对于一名新警官来说。
You have natural instincts.
你拥有与生俱来的直觉。
Though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over,
虽然我有时能感受到你想要掌控一切的冲动，
I appreciate that you don't.
我很感激你没有这种想法。
Your willingness to trust your TO
你愿意信任你的TO
and give him a second chance,
给他第二次机会吧。
even when you think you might know better--
即使你认为自己可能更懂——
when you most definitely do know better--
当你明明知道不该如此的时候——
is admirable.
令人钦佩。
- Okay, thanks. - Now it's your turn, right?
- 好的，谢谢。- 现在轮到你了，对吧？
Wait, so-- so what does that mean?
等等，所以——所以这意味着什么？
Do I get to stay, or should I go home?
我可以留下，还是应该回家？
- See you tomorrow.
- 明天见。
[Foxing's "Hall of Frozen Heads"]
[福克斯的 “冰冻头颅大厅”]
♪ ♪
[noisemaker blares] all: Happy first day!
[噪音制造器的声音]全体：第一天快乐！
- Whoo! - Whoo!
呜呜！呜呜！
- We wanted to do something special
我们想做一些特别的事情。
to celebrate your first day back on patrol.
庆祝你重返巡逻岗位的第一天。
- You guys, you--
你们这些人，你们——
you are terrible, wonderful people,
你们真是又坏又好的人。
and I love you.
我爱你。
- We love you, too, and you're gonna get through this.
我们也爱你，你一定会挺过难关的。
- Thank you. Wow, you guys really did not have to do this.
谢谢。哇，你们真的没必要这么做。
But I am glad that you did.
但我很高兴你这么做了。
It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate.
我以前从未想过要庆祝这件事。
- To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind.
公平地说，你对任何形式的庆祝活动都不太热衷。
I only found out when your birthday was
我直到你的生日那天才知道
because I called your mama.
因为我给你妈妈打了电话。
- And I am still kind of mad at you for that.
——我到现在还为此生你的气。
- Me too, and so is Wesley. - I'm not.
- 我也是，韦斯利也是。- 我不是。
- Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations,
- 好的，所以我假设这不仅仅是装饰品。
that there is some sort of sustenance
存在某种形式的生存保障
and--and possible adult beverages.
以及——可能还有成人饮料。
- I'm on it.
我正在处理。
- Thank you, guys, for being here.
谢谢各位的到来。
But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed
但需要澄清的是，我确实想待在我的床上。
in an hour, so.... - Oh, yeah, we'll be long gone.
还有一个小时，所以……——哦，是的，我们早就走了。
- Yeah. - Okay, great.
- 嗯。- 好的，太好了。
- O-okay.
哦，好的。
All right, Mom.
好的，妈妈。
Bye.
再见。
I did it.
我做到了。
It is handled.
已处理。
- That took too long to have been easy.
这件事耗时太长，不可能是件容易的事。
Is she okay? Are you okay?
她没事吧？你没事吧？
- Yeah. No, I'm--I'm great. - Okay.
- 嗯。不，我——我很好。- 好的。
- It actually--no, it went a lot easier than expected.
实际上——不，比预想的要容易得多。
She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly
她很快就理解了界限问题。
and, uh, acknowledged that she can get overexcited.
呃，她也承认自己有时会过于兴奋。
Doesn't blame you or me-- just blames technology
不怪你我——只怪科技。
for being too fun to experience alone.
因为独自体验实在太有趣了。
- Wow. Okay.
哇。好的。
It sounds like it went great. - Yeah.
听起来很顺利。——是啊。
- Well, what took so long, then?
那究竟是什么原因导致了这么长时间？
- We started talking about a lot of other stuff.
我们开始谈论了很多其他的事情。
- Like what? - Nosy.
- 喜欢什么？- 爱管闲事。
- Come on, tell-- if you want to tell me.
- 来吧，说吧——如果你想告诉我的话。
[laughs]
[笑]
- Um, work, uh, childhood memories...
嗯，工作，呃，童年回忆……
- Mm. - You.
嗯。——你。
It was nice. - Yeah.
挺好的。——是啊。
I-I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on.
我猜你们有很多事要聊吧。
- Yeah, yeah. Oh, she did--
是啊，是啊。哦，她确实这么做了——
she told me all about her weekly trips
她跟我详细讲述了她每周的旅行计划。
to the Farmers Market.
去农贸市场。
Oh, and she told me all about her friend Linda,
哦，她还跟我讲了她的朋友琳达的事。
who, uh, has been acting like--
呃，他一直表现得像——
and this is in my mother's words--
这是我母亲的原话——
a-a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far up her ass.
一个狡猾的婊子，把一根棍子深深地塞进了她的屁股里。
- Yeah, I heard about Linda.
- 是的，我听说过琳达的事。
And, honestly, I agree with your mother.
说实话，我同意你母亲的看法。
She has to go.
她必须走。
- How'd you hear about that? That was not on the group chat.
你是怎么知道这件事的？群聊里可没提到。
- Nope. I...
不，我……
- Um...
- 一...
- I am on a separate group thread
我在另一个群组帖子里。
with just your mom and Genny.
只有你妈妈和珍妮。
- You are unbelievable. - Wait. No, stop.
你简直不可思议。——等等。不，停下。
To be fair, I did not start that one--Genny did.
公平地说，那件事不是我先挑起的——是珍妮挑起的。
But now I have two of my main sources
但现在我有两个主要信息来源。
for vintage Tim photos in the same place,
同一地点还有 Tim 的老照片，
so that's very nice for me. - Oh, God.
那对我来说真是太好了。——哦，天哪。
Okay, so do I have to talk to Genny now, too?
好吧，那我现在也得跟珍妮谈谈吗？
- No, no.
不，不。
But if you have that powder-blue prom suit
但如果你有一身浅蓝色的舞会礼服
lying around, that would be nice.
可以随意摆放，那该多好啊。
- Okay, I'm sure I could dig it up from somewhere.
- 好吧，我相信我能从某个地方找到它。
- Wow. - Yeah.
哇。是啊。
- [chuckles]
（轻笑）
- ♪ I wanna be Saul to Paul in Damascus ♪
- ♪ 我想成为 大马士革的扫罗，成为保罗的扫罗 ♪
♪ The last gasp of God before the Rapture ♪
♪ 上帝在被提之前最后的叹息♪
- Hello? - I'm in the bedroom.
- 你好？ - 我在卧室里。
- ♪ Charioted high above a glass earth ♪
- ♪ 乘坐战车高高 飞过玻璃般的大地 ♪
- I thought you couldn't be home for another week.
我以为你还要一个星期才能回家。
- I moved some things around.
我挪动了一些东西。
- Are you naked under there? - 100%.
- 你下面没穿衣服吗？ - 100%。
With the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours.
但前提是我36小时后必须回去。
- We can get a lot done in 36 hours.
- 我们可以在36小时内完成很多事情。
- We can.
我们可以。
[cell phone vibrating]
[手机震动]
- Just one--
只有一个——
Yes, sir, is everything all right?
先生，一切都好吗？
- No. [sighs]
不。（叹气）
Luna and I are in a bad place.
Luna和我的关系很糟糕。
I don't...
我不……
I don't know what our future looks like.
我不知道我们的未来会是什么样子。
I'm here at a hotel bar,
我现在在一家酒店酒吧。
where I'll be staying for who knows how long.
我不知道自己会在那里待 多久。
- Sounds like you need some company.
听起来你需要人陪伴。
I'll be right there. - Thanks.
我马上就到。—— 谢谢。
- [sighs] Maybe not right there.
（叹气）也许不在那里。
- Wait, John--
等等，约翰——
- He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes
40分钟后他就不会再难过了。
than he would have been in 20.
比他20岁时要好得多。
- That's true. [laughing]
没错。[笑]
- Damn it.
- 该死的。