(唱幸福) (SINGS HAPPILY)
你把我吵醒了…… YOU WOKE ME...
通过唱歌。 BY SINGING.
我能说什么呢？我是幸福的。 WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M BLISSFUL.
工作上一切都很好，我有你们， THINGS ARE GREAT AT WORK, I HAVE YOU GUYS,
安德里亚给我加薪了。 AND ANDREA GAVE ME A RAISE.
是时候重新装修了！ TIME TO REDECORATE!
马可：这意味着你要去画画？ MARCO: THIS MEAN YOU'RE GONNA BE PAINTING?
意思是我们要粉刷了。 UH, IT MEANS WE'RE GONNA BE PAINTING.
我很想去，但我讨厌画画。 OOH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I HATE PAINTING.
马可:嗯嗯。我也是。你得靠自己了，佩吉。 MARCO: MM-HM. ME TOO. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PAIGEY.
来吧，伙计们。可能会很有趣。 COME ON, GUYS. COULD BE FUN.
艾莉：任何在佩姬·迈克尔查克的卧室里消磨时间的借口， ELLIE: ANY EXCUSE TO SPEND TIME IN PAIGE MICHALCHUK'S BEDROOM,
嗯? HUH?
佩吉：你能怪他吗？我难以置信。 PAIGE: CAN YOU BLAME HIM? I'M FABULOUS.
你们来吗？ SO ARE YOU GUYS IN?
很好。 FINE.
是的,很好。 YEAH, FINE.
佩吉，我们等会还一起上床吗？ EH, PAIGE, ARE WE STILL ON FOR THE BED LATER?
嗯!张力。 MMM! ABSOLUMENT.
床上? BED?
是啊，室友礼仪？ UH, YEAH, ROOMMATE-ETIQUETTE?
你都没跟我们商量过！ YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHECK WITH US!
放松,埃莉诺。我们要去宜家。 RELAX, ELEANOR. WE'RE GOING TO IKEA.
他在帮我上床。 HE'S HELPING ME GET IN BED.
一张床。我发誓。 A BED. I SWEAR.
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佩吉：（笑） PAIGE: (SMALL LAUGH)
有兄弟吗？姐妹吗? SO, ANY BROTHERS? SISTERS?
格里芬：（吃力地咕哝着） GRIFFIN: (GRUNTS WITH EFFORT)
不，只有我和我爸。 NO, JUST ME AND MY DAD.
他真的很了不起。 HE'S REALLY AMAZING.
你经常见到你妈妈吗？ DO YOU SEE YOUR MOM A LOT?
格里芬：不完全是。 GRIFFIN: NOT REALLY.
michalchuk呢？ WHAT ABOUT THE MICHALCHUKS?
我父母逐渐接受了这个事实 UH, MY PARENTS ARE GRADUALLY GETTING OVER THE FACT
他们的儿子去欧洲打冰球了。 THAT THEIR SON MOVED TO EUROPE TO PLAY HOCKEY.
把可怜的马可留下了。 AND LEFT POOR MARCO BEHIND.
马可很好。他终于割断了绳子， MARCO'S FINE. HE FINALLY CUT THE CORD,
把他最后的东西从迪伦以前的房间搬走了， MOVED THE LAST OF HIS THINGS FROM DYLAN'S FORMER ROOM,
现在我有一张空白的石板！ AND NOW I HAVE A BLANK SLATE!
你父母是怎么面对两个同性恋孩子的？ HOW'D YOUR PARENTS DEAL WITH HAVING TWO GAY KIDS?
我是说，你和… I MEAN, YOU AND...
亚历克斯? ALEX?
也就是我唯一喜欢的女孩？ AKA THE ONLY GIRL I WAS EVER INTO?
是啊，让他成为同性恋吧 YEAH, MAKE THAT ONE GAY KID
和…一个决定。 AND... ONE UNDECIDED.
埃莉：好吧，你有两个小时，从现在开始。 ELLIE: OKAY, YOU HAVE TWO HOURS, STARTING RIGHT NOW.
所以我们准备粉刷这个小镇… SO WE READY TO PAINT THIS TOWN...
“松露薄荷”? "TRUFFLED MINT"?
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
（重叠的嗡嗡声） (HUM OF OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
(球瓣) (BALLS CLACK)
看看吧。 CHECK IT OUT.
微调控制项:体面… SPINNER: DECENT...
有点像奶油脸。 BIT OF A BUTTERFACE.
(笑) (LAUGHS)
那是什么? WHAT'S THAT?
这是什么怪人干的吗？ IS THAT LIKE SOME WEIRDO GUY THING?
微调控制项:好的。她的一切都很好 SPINNER: OKAY. EVERYTHING'S GOOD ABOUT HER,
但是她的脸。 BUT HER FACE.
明白了吗?BUTTERFACE。 GET IT? BUTTERFACE.
站不住脚的。站不住脚的。 LAME. LAME.
专注于这个，好吗？ FOCUS ON THIS INSTEAD, OKAY?
说真的,伙计们, SERIOUSLY, GUYS,
香肠节有点累了。 THE SAUSAGE FEST IS GETTING KIND OF TIRED.
你知道，有了这样的目标， YOU KNOW, WITH AIM LIKE THAT,
你在射箭俱乐部会做得很棒的。 YOU'D DO AWESOME IN THE ARCHERY CLUB.
比如弓箭射箭？ LIKE BOWS-AND-ARROWS ARCHERY?
社团刚在学校成立。 THE CLUB JUST STARTED AT SCHOOL.
飞箭具有奇怪的治疗作用。 FLYING ARROWS ARE STRANGELY THERAPEUTIC.
你应该来。 YOU SHOULD COME.
中世纪的声音。我在。 SOUNDS MEDIEVAL. I'M IN.
:(笑) BOTH: (LAUGH)
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噢。我的胳膊快不行了。我们能走了吗？ OW. MY ARMS ARE DYING. CAN WE JUST BE DONE?
当然，亲爱的，谢谢你。 SURE, HON. THANK YOU.
格里芬：（清喉咙） GRIFFIN: (CLEARS THROAT)
所以… SO...
你喜欢你看到的吗？ YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
嗯… UM...
我不确定。 I'M NOT SURE.
比我预期的要稍微便宜一点。 IT'S A SMIDGE MINTIER THAN I EXPECTED.
当你有访客的时候？ WHEN YOU HAVE VISITORS?
是吗? YEAH?
他们不会盯着墙看的。 THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE LOOKING AT THE WALLS.
好吧，说到访客， OKAY, SPEAKING OF VISITORS,
咱们别呆得太久了。 LET'S NOT OVERSTAY OUR WELCOME.
我们有很多清理工作要做。 WE HAVE SO MUCH CLEANING UP TO DO.
好吧。 ALL RIGHT.
（喋喋不休的嗡嗡声） (HUM OF CHATTER)
提醒我别惹你，像以前一样。 REMIND ME NOT TO MESS WITH YOU, LIKE EVER.
你很危险！ YOU ARE DANGEROUS!
这是一个新发现的天赋。(笑) IT'S A NEWFOUND TALENT. (LAUGHS)
阿姆斯特朗：那很好，达西。 ARMSTRONG: THAT'S GOOD, DARCY.
但是记得把你的手肘举起来。 BUT REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR ELBOW UP.
简，准备好了吗？ JANE, YOU READY?
嗯嗯。 MM-HM.
阿姆斯特朗：给你。 ARMSTRONG: HERE YOU GO.
(笑)哇! (LAUGHS) WOW!
从现在开始，我要带上弓箭。 FROM NOW ON, I'M PACKING A BOW.
而且，有个没有男朋友的地方也挺好的 PLUS IT'S, UH, NICE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND-FREE ZONE
每隔一段时间 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
彼得是我的英语搭档。 PETER'S MY PARTNER FOR ENGLISH.
需要和他谈谈吗？ DOES HE NEED A TALKING TO?
或者是一支箭？ OR AN ARROW, MAYBE?
（笑）不，他很棒。它只是… (CHUCKLES) NO, HE'S GREAT. IT'S JUST...
偶尔……算了吧。 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE... FORGET IT.
不，别这样，你可以告诉我！ NO, COME ON, YOU CAN TELL ME!
这就像……好的，旋转？ IT'S LIKE... OKAY, WITH SPIN?
如果不是因为他的汗渍， IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIS PIT STAINS,
他会很完美的。 HE'D BE PERFECT.
哇。你们真是天生一对。 WOW. YOU GUYS WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
我只是想告诉你彼得的口气。 I WAS ONLY GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT PETER'S BREATH.
(笑) (LAUGHS)
忘了我说过的话吧。 FORGET I SAID THAT.
孩子：对不起，伙计。 KID: SORRY, MAN.
你能把那个扔给我吗？ HEY, CAN YOU TOSS THAT BACK TO ME?
卢卡斯:这? LUCAS: THIS?
哦!(朋友窃笑) OOPS! (FRIENDS SNICKER)
去拿吧。 GO GET IT.
只要我们还在说秘密 AS LONG AS WE'RE TELLING SECRETS,
嗯…那混蛋是我哥哥。 UM... THAT ASS IS MY BROTHER.
达西：那个讨厌鬼？ DARCY: THAT CREEP?
是啊，不怎么引以为豪。 YEAH, NOT EXACTLY PROUD OF IT.
但是你的姓 BUT YOUR LAST NAME-
哦，我改了。 OH, I CHANGED IT.
我的真名其实是… UM, MY REAL NAME IS ACTUALLY...
阿纳斯塔西娅VALIERI。 ANASTASIA VALIERI.
这是个大问题，阿纳斯塔西娅。 THAT'S A BIG ONE, ANASTASIA.
开枪吧，姑娘。 SHOOT IT OUT, GIRL.
让我猜猜。 LET ME GUESS.
论文要交了，你还在等咖啡因起作用？ ESSAY DUE AND YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE CAFFEINE TO KICK IN?
大部分时间都在等你。 WAITING FOR YOU, MOSTLY.
你有空吗？ YOU GOT A MINUTE?
是啊，刚进十五。 YEAH, JUST CAME INTO FIFTEEN.
怎么了，长脸船长？ WHAT'S UP, CAPTAIN LONGFACE?
什么都没有。我只是… NOTHING. I JUST...
我想跟你说点事。 I WANTED TO RUN SOMETHING BY YOU.
便携袋。一切都好吗? TOTES. EVERYTHING OKAY?
说起来有点吓人 IT'S KIND OF SCARY TO TALK ABOUT
我不想吓到你，但是… AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT, BUT...
好吧，你开始明白了。 WELL, YOU'RE STARTING TO.
快点，快说出来！ COME ON, JUST SPILL IT ALREADY!
(叹息) (SIGHS)
马可，我有… MARCO, I HAVE...
对佩吉的感觉。 UH, FEELINGS FOR PAIGE.
(笑)什么?就这样? ! (LAUGHS) WHAT? THAT'S IT?!
哦,男人!来吧。 OH MAN! COME ON.
你刚才吓到我了。 YOU HAD ME SCARED FOR A SECOND THERE.
是的。你怎么看？ YEAH. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
我爱那个女孩。所以如果你伤害了她 I LOVE THAT GIRL. SO, IF YOU HURT HER,
我会采取极端措施。 I'D TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES.
完全。我明白了。 TOTALLY. I GET THAT.
关女士：即兴表演继续！ MS. KWAN: IMPROV SCENES CONTINUE!
彼得和简扮演小丑和科伦拜恩。 PETER AND JANE AS HARLEQUIN AND COLUMBINE.
看来下一个就是喜剧了。 LOOKS LIKE COMMEDIA DELL'ARTE ARE NEXT.
同学们：（欢呼鼓掌） CLASSMATES: (CHEER AND APPLAUD)
彼得：（清喉咙） PETER: (CLEARS THROAT)
（念剧本）美丽的小姐，我恳求你，爱我吧！ (READING SCRIPT) FAIR MISS, I BESEECH YOU, LOVE ME!
简：但我父亲会不高兴的！ JANE: BUT MY FATHER WILL BE DISPLEASED!
让我悄悄告诉你一个秘密。 LET ME WHISPER A SECRET.
哦,该死的! OH, DAMN!
丛林气息是无法隐藏的。 NO KEEPING THAT JUNGLE BREATH A SECRET.
DARCE ? RIGHT, DARCE?
(类笑) (CLASS LAUGHS)
关：让我们回到正轨吧！ KWAN: LET'S GET BACK ON TRACK, PLEASE!
（上课铃响了） (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
达西：彼得，等等。 DARCY: PETER, WAIT UP.
我得去上课了。以后。 I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS. LATER.
谁知道彼得会这么撅嘴？ WHO KNEW PETER COULD BE SO POUTY?
你根本不明白，简。 YOU SO DON'T GET IT, JANE.
你为什么非得像个女孩？ WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A GIRL?
（听不清pa公告） (UNCLEAR PA ANNOUNCEMENT)
佩吉:你好吗?人吗? PAIGE: HELLO? GUYS?
（叹气）天啊，我饿了。 (SIGHS) OH MAN, I'M HUNGRY.
格里芬:佩奇? GRIFFIN: PAIGE?
嘿。 HEY.
我有个惊喜要给你。 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
你准备好了吗? YOU READY?
嗯嗯…… UH HUH...
（难以置信地笑） (LAUGH OF DISBELIEF)
Griffin：那么，你怎么看？ GRIFFIN: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
这太棒了。 THIS IS GORGEOUS.
我不敢相信你会这么做。 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS.
你是怎么做到的？ HOW DID YOU DO THIS?
快。 FAST.
看，艾伦钥匙冷酷无情。 LOOK, ALLAN KEY CALLOUS.
(同情)哦。 (SYMPATHETIC) OH.
你喜欢你的房间吗？ SO DO YOU LIKE YOUR ROOM?
看看你能不能猜出来。 SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS.
佩吉，等等。 PAIGE, HOLD ON.
你确定吗？ ARE YOU SURE?
哦,上帝。嗯… OH GOD. UH...
你不会想要这样的。 YOU DON'T WANT THIS.
不，我有。很多。 NO, I DO. A LOT.
从第一次室友面试开始。 EVER SINCE THE FIRST ROOMMATE INTERVIEW.
那为什么只说不亲呢？ SO THEN WHY ALL THE TALKING AND NOT THE KISSING?
只是检查。 JUST CHECKING.
你离开吗? YOU LEAVING?
这么快? SO SOON?
我想保持安静。 I WAS TRYING TO BE QUIET.
这样你就能溜出去了？ SO YOU COULD SNEAK OUT?
这样我就可以让你睡觉了。 SO I COULD LET YOU SLEEP.
那就再叫个叫醒电话？ MM. SO ORDER ANOTHER WAKE-UP CALL?
不能。我要去见我的教授。 CAN'T. I GOTTA MEET WITH MY PROF.
马可：你要迟到了，艾尔！ MARCO: YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE, EL!
你不想要好座位吗？ DON'T YOU WANT TO GET THE GOOD SEATS?
埃莉：这是语言学课，马可。不是电影。 ELLIE: IT'S LINGUISTICS CLASS, MARCO. NOT A MOVIE.
马可：这是你的咖啡杯。拿着你的包了吗？ MARCO: HERE'S YOUR COFFEE MUG. GOT YOUR BAG?
埃莉：我要走了！再见!(门关闭) ELLIE: I'M GOING! BYE! (DOOR SHUTS)
好吧, ALL RIGHT,
我应该趁安全的时候坐飞机去上课。 I SHOULD JET TO CLASS WHILE THE COAST IS CLEAR.
今晚见。 SEE YOU TONIGHT?
(门关闭) (DOOR SHUTS)
（前门关上了） (FRONT DOOR SHUTS)
佩吉：这些药片是怎么回事？ PAIGE: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PILLS?
这不关你的事，亲爱的。 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, HON.
(药片摇铃) (PILLS RATTLE)
:(笑) BOTH: (LAUGHING)
斯宾纳：嘿，有趣的女孩！ SPINNER: HEY, FUNNY GIRL!
我正跟吉米说呢 I WAS JUST TELLING JIMMY
关于你如何在课堂上彻底毁了彼得。 ABOUT HOW YOU TOTALLY BURNED PETER IN CLASS.
搞笑。 HILARIOUS.
可惜达西对此很生气。 TOO BAD DARCY'S IN A SNIT ABOUT IT.
怎么会？ HOW COME?
我想我什么都不该说 I GUESS I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING
说她讨厌他的臭口气。 ABOUT HER HATING HIS STANK BREATH.
但不管怎样，她会挺过去的，对吧？ BUT WHATEVER, SHE'LL GET OVER IT, RIGHT?
斯宾纳：达西·爱德华兹？ SPINNER: DARCY EDWARDS?
不，她不会的。 NO SHE WON'T.
嗯,也许吧。你至少道歉了吗？ WELL, MAYBE. DID YOU APOLOGIZE AT LEAST?
我跟她说她无缘无故生气， WELL, I TOLD HER SHE WAS MAD OVER NOTHING,
别再像个女孩了。 AND TO STOP BEING SUCH A GIRL.
(笑)哦。 (LAUGHS) OOH.
Spin，这就是我不能和女孩打交道的原因！ SPIN, THIS IS WHY I CAN'T DEAL WITH GIRLS!
他们太敏感了，你知道吗？ THEY'RE JUST SO SENSITIVE, YOU KNOW?
我觉得你得好好调查一下了 I DEFINITELY THINK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOME DIGGING
为了摆脱这个困境。 TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
（上课铃响了） (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
马可：我觉得翻他的东西很奇怪。 MARCO: I FEEL WEIRD GOING THROUGH HIS STUFF.
听着，又不是我自己去找的！ LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE I WENT LOOKING FOR IT!
但我现在无法不知道。 BUT I CAN'T UN-KNOW THIS NOW.
我告诉他，如果他敢伤害你，我就杀了他。 I TOLD HIM IF HE HURT YOU, I'D KILL HIM.
佩吉:3 tc ?美国广播公司(ABC) ? PAIGE: 3TC? ABC?
也许是维生素， MAYBE IT'S VITAMINS,
或者举重之类的东西。 OR WEIGHT-LIFTING STUFF.
是啊，他还把药装在小处方瓶里 YEAH, AND HE PACKS THEM IN LITTLE PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES
只是为了古怪？ JUST TO BE QUIRKY?
（叹气）天啊，要是他病了怎么办？ (SIGHS) OH GOD, WHAT IF HE'S SICK?
如果他得了癌症之类的怎么办？ WHAT IF HE HAS GOT CANCER OR SOMETHING?
我不知道他为什么要隐瞒。 I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'D HIDE THAT.
(叹息) (SIGHS)
(药片摇铃) (PILLS RATTLE)
你知道这是什么吗？ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS IS?
依法韦伦。艾滋病。 EFAVIRENZ. AZT.
我以前在哪儿听说过？ WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?
我的天啊。 OH MY GOD.
马可…… MARCO...
怎么啦？ WHAT?
这是HIV鸡尾酒。 IT'S THE HIV COCKTAIL.
马可：他到我工作的地方来了 MARCO: HE CAME TO MY WORK
问你们俩能不能… TO ASK IF YOU TWO COULD...
但如果我早知道…哇。 BUT IF I HAD KNOWN THIS... WOW.
(门关闭) (DOOR CLOSES)
艾莉：好吧，上课前几分钟我收到一条紧急短信。 ELLIE: 'KAY, I GOT AN EMERGENCY TEXT MINUTES BEFORE CLASS.
为什么? WHY?
格里芬感染了艾滋病毒。我们找到了他的毒品。 GRIFFIN HAS HIV. WE FOUND HIS DRUGS.
什么? ! WHAT?!
你们确定吗？ ARE YOU GUYS SURE?
是的,艾莉! YES, ELLIE!
对你来说够紧急吗？ IS THAT EMERGENCY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
马可：佩奇，冷静点。 MARCO: PAIGE, CALM DOWN.
我无法冷静下来。他怎么能不告诉我呢？ I CAN'T CALM DOWN. HOW COULD HE NOT TELL ME?
嗯… WELL...
佩吉:嗯? PAIGE: WELL?
没有“好”这个词，马可。 THERE IS NO "WELL", MARCO.
啊! UGH!
我们都喝同一盒橙汁。 WE ALL DRANK FROM THE SAME OJ CARTON.
艾莉，你不能 ELLIE, YOU CAN'T-
埃莉：我知道，我知道。 ELLIE: I KNOW, I KNOW.
这样是不可能通过的。 THERE'S NO WAY TO PASS IT LIKE THAT.
但是，它仍然……令人不安。 BUT STILL, IT'S... DISTURBING.
（叹气）既然我跟他睡过， (SIGHS) WELL, SINCE I SLEPT WITH HIM,
我想我能理解你的担忧。 I THINK I CAN RELATE TO YOUR CONCERNS.
就这么发生了。 IT JUST KINDA HAPPENED.
但你采取了保护措施，对吧？ YOU USED PROTECTION THOUGH, RIGHT?
当然!但这并不能保证。 OF COURSE! BUT THERE'S NO GUARANTEES.
我发誓我永远不会失控 AND I SWORE I WOULD NEVER BE OUT OF CONTROL
又和一个男人在一起了。 WITH A GUY AGAIN.
马可：佩吉，如果他用了避孕套…… MARCO: PAIGE, IF HE USED A CONDOM...
他还是冒了险，马可！ HE STILL TOOK A RISK, MARCO!
他拿我的生命冒险。 HE TOOK A RISK WITH MY LIFE.
格里芬:佩奇?人吗? GRIFFIN: PAIGE? GUYS?
有人看到我的钱包了吗？ EH, HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY WALLET?
你打算什么时候告诉我？ WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME?
你逃不掉的，狮鹫！ YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM THIS, GRIFFIN!
真不敢相信你翻了我的东西？ I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT THROUGH MY STUFF?
我觉得你的是最失礼的！ UH, I THINK YOURS IS THE BIGGER FAUX PAS HERE!
我本想告诉你 I MEANT TO TELL YOU,
时机似乎总是不对。 THE TIME JUST NEVER SEEMED RIGHT.
嗯，没关系！ WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER!
因为现在我得忍受你愚蠢的选择 BECAUSE NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER YOUR STUPID CHOICES
和生活方式。 AND LIFESTYLE.
生活方式呢? LIFESTYLE?
你以为这就是我的生活方式？ YOU JUST ASSUME IT'S MY LIFESTYLE?
嗯，不是吗？ WELL, ISN'T IT?
去死吧。 GO TO HELL.
（门砰的一声关上） (DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
（喋喋不休的嗡嗡声） (HUM OF CHATTER)
这样会更容易吗 WOULD IT MAKE IT EASIER
如果你假装我的脸在靶子上？ IF YOU PRETEND MY FACE IS ON THE TARGET?
有点，是的。 KIND OF, YES.
所以除非你想成为目标，否则快走。 SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE THE TARGET, MOVE.
达西，听我说，好吗？ DARCY, LISTEN, PLEASE?
很抱歉我把彼得口臭的事告诉你了。 I'M SORRY I BUSTED YOU ON PETER'S HALITOSIS.
好吧。但我有强力薄荷糖，所以。 OKAY. BUT I GOT SUPER STRONG MINTS, SO.
(笑) (CHUCKLES)
你是说真的吗？ ARE YOU FOR REAL?
我告诉你这件事不是为了让你解决。 I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SO YOU COULD FIX IT.
有个问题， THERE'S A PROBLEM,
我在给你提供一个解决方案。 I'M OFFERING YOU A SOLUTION.
我不想要解决办法，我想让你听我说。 I DIDN'T WANT A SOLUTION, I WANTED YOU TO LISTEN.
如果我告诉所有这些偷听的人呢 WHAT IF I TOLD ALL THESE EAVESDROPPERS
关于你邪恶的哥哥？ ABOUT YOUR EVIL BROTHER?
这有助于解决问题吗？ WOULD THAT HELP TO FIX THINGS?
让你感觉好点吗？ MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
达西,请- - - - - - DARCY, PLEASE-
简,放松。 JANE, RELAX.
我不会的。 I'M NOT GOING TO.
没有一个朋友——无论男女——会那样做。 NO FRIEND - GIRL OR GUY - WOULD DO THAT.
这就是你和我的不同之处。 WHICH IS WHAT MAKES YOU AND I VERY DIFFERENT.
你觉得你是多久前被感染的？ HOW LONG AGO DO YOU THINK YOU MAY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED?
昨晚。 LAST NIGHT.
我们用了避孕套，但我还是想检查一下。 WE USED A CONDOM, BUT I STILL WANNA CHECK.
怎么啦？ WHAT?
HIV抗体需要长达6个月的时间才能出现。 HIV ANTIBODIES TAKE UP TO 6 MONTHS TO SHOW UP.
到那时我们就知道得更多了。 WE'LL KNOW MORE THEN.
六个月后我才会知道？ I WON'T KNOW FOR SIX MONTHS?
护士：但好消息是你采取了预防措施。 NURSE: BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU TOOK PRECAUTIONS.
（电脑按键的咔哒声） (COMPUTER KEYS CLACK)
(监控哔哔声) (MONITOR BEEPS)
佩吉：（轻笑） PAIGE: (SCOFFS LIGHTLY)
“但你的伴侣也可能是一个很好的支持来源。” "BUT YOUR PARTNER MIGHT ALSO BE A WONDERFUL SOURCE OF SUPPORT."
(勺子叮当声) (SPOON CLINKS)
格里芬：你不打算跟我说话？ GRIFFIN: YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK TO ME?
也许六个月后。 MAYBE IN SIX MONTHS.
格里芬：太好了。 GRIFFIN: THAT'S GREAT.
你都不打算问我怎么拿到的吗？ YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA ASK HOW I GOT IT?
怎么，女孩太多，避孕套太少吗？ WHAT, TOO MANY GIRLS, TOO FEW CONDOMS?
哦! OOPS!
我生来就是艾滋病毒携带者。 I WAS BORN HIV POSITIVE.
这是什么？ WHAT IS THIS?
格里芬：我母亲的讣告。 GRIFFIN: MY MOTHER'S OBITUARY.
她是个瘾君子。 SHE WAS A JUNKIE.
我出生后就想戒掉， TRIED TO STOP AFTER I WAS BORN,
但是不能。我都没见过她。 BUT COULDN'T. I NEVER EVEN MET HER.
我很抱歉。 I'M SORRY.
我不知道。 I DIDN'T KNOW.
你又没问。 YOU DIDN'T ASK.
就算我有， WELL, EVEN IF I HAD,
你有勇气告诉我吗？ WOULD YOU HAVE HAD THE GUTS TO TELL ME?
我参加健康性行为项目已经很多年了。 I'VE BEEN IN A HEALTHY SEXUALITY PROGRAM FOR YEARS.
他们教你如何进行这些对话， THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO HAVE THESE CONVERSATIONS,
但这并没有让事情变得更容易。 BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER.
我害怕并没有错。 I AM NOT WRONG TO BE SCARED.
我知道。 I KNOW.
我也不是。 NEITHER AM I.
（低嗡嗡声） (LOW HUM OF CHATTER)
达西:嗨。 DARCY: HEY.
”凯。走了。 'KAY. GO.
郑重声明，你的行为一点都不酷。 FOR THE RECORD, WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT COOL.
我知道。达西，我是个白痴。 I KNOW. DARCY, I'M AN IDIOT.
但是谢谢。 BUT THANKS.
吻彼得的时候倒是更有趣了。 KISSING PETER DID GET A LITTLE BIT MORE FUN.
嗯。看,嗯… HMM. LOOK, UM...
能把我变成，友情实习生吗？ CAN WE MAKE ME LIKE, A FRIENDSHIP TRAINEE?
因为很明显我是个无知的人。 'CAUSE CLEARLY I'M AN IGNORAMUS.
你能帮我吗？ WILL YOU HELP ME?
我不知道。 I DON'T KNOW.
如果我说什么东西是神圣的呢 WHAT IF I SAY SOMETHING'S SACRED
你说那很愚蠢？然后呢? AND YOU SAY THAT'S STUPID? THEN WHAT?
嗯…头上一箭？ MMM... ARROW TO THE HEAD?
:(笑) BOTH: (LAUGH)
看,我…… LOOK, I...
我想我比想象中更需要一个朋友。 I GUESS I WANT A FRIEND MORE THAN I THOUGHT.
还有很多。 KIND OF A LOT MORE.
好吧，你个疯子，我们可以试试。 OKAY, YOU NUTBAR, WE CAN TRY.
RAD。 THAT'S RAD.
好的，第一课？朋友之间可以拥抱。 OKAY, LESSON ONE? FRIENDS CAN HUG.
佩奇：马可说你要走了。 PAIGE: MARCO SAYS YOU'RE LEAVING.
你应该告诉我的。 YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
(叹息) (SIGHS)
一切都很顺利。我不想毁了它。 THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL. I DIDN'T WANNA RUIN IT.
你会惊讶地发现真相有多快 YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW QUICKLY THE TRUTH
让人逃跑。 MAKES PEOPLE RUN AWAY.
是啊，谎言也是。 YEAH, WELL, SO DO LIES.
我的一切都很复杂。 EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS SO COMPLICATED WITH ME.
艾滋病毒让一切变得复杂。 THE HIV MAKES EVERYTHING COMPLICATED.
你对我不诚实。 YOU WEREN'T HONEST WITH ME.
你没让我选。 YOU DIDN'T LET ME CHOOSE.
但我不生气你得了艾滋病。 BUT I'M NOT MAD YOU HAVE HIV.
有时候，我都忘了我还带着它。 YOU KNOW, SOME DAYS, I FORGET THAT I HAVE IT.
我从来没生过病。 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN SICK.
药物起作用了。 THE DRUGS WORK.
我们有很多话要谈。 WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
如果你走了就更难了。 WHICH'LL BE HARDER IF YOU GO.
请不要搬出去。 DON'T MOVE OUT, PLEASE.
我留下不会很奇怪吧？ IT'S NOT GONNA BE WEIRD IF I STAY?
（叹气）老实说， (SIGHS) LET'S BE HONEST,
不管怎样都会很奇怪。 IT'S GONNA BE WEIRD EITHER WAY.
但我想试着解决这个问题。 BUT I WANT TO TRY TO WORK THROUGH THIS.
你太棒了。 YOU ARE AMAZING.
这没什么。 THIS IS NOTHING.
等你了解我再说吧。 WAIT 'TIL YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
(笑) (CHUCKLES)