英國 倫敦
帕那索斯博士的奇幻秀
女士先生們，請上前 You go stitching yourself up. Ladies and gentlemen, step up.
我，莫丘裏，眾神的使者 I, Mercury, the messenger of the gods
邀請您...邀請您，先生 invite you ... invite you, sir.
今晚，就此一晚 Tonight, for one night only ...
在此，這特別的地點，進入 here, at this very venue, to enter into the mind
帕那索斯博士 the very great mind
神奇的腦海 of Doctor Parnassus.
帕那索斯博士! Doctor Parnassus!
是的，女士先生們，帕那索斯博士 Yes, ladies and gentlemen Doctor Parnassus.
與天同壽 As old as time.
是的，他已超過千歲 Yes, he is over a thousand years old.
他有能力啟發 He has the power to empower
您的心靈 your mind.
讓帕那索斯博士開啟您的想像力 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
讓他引領你 Let him transport you.
哇咧，你們看那個光，快看 Oh my God. check out the lights. What? Check out that.
來仰望美神 Transcend the heights on Beauty's wing.
快看，小戴，我們來去搞清楚 Check this. Dave. Come on, man, we'll go get these sorted.
看哪，寶貝 ，過來 Come Check this out, sweetheart. Come here, my love, near here, my love.
Where is he?
或者你會 Or if you must ...
挾著腐敗穢物的臭氣 scour the squalid depths with
一同墮入恐怖深淵 Putrid's brother, Stench.
加入吧，體驗價只要一英鎊 Join the queue. Only 5 quid a go.
世界末日前絕不漲價 No bigger bargain while planet Earth lasts.
由您選擇，來吧？ You choose. Fulfilment?
先生...請聽我說 Sir, please, sir, please, if you will.
先生，體驗必須付費 Sir, please, you cannot audition without a ticket.
吻一下 Give us a kiss.
請不要這樣 No, please don't.
你好啊，星艦船長？ You all right down there mate? You all right, Captain Planet?
you damn drunk!
你在幹嘛，小鬼？你幹嘛？ What are you doing, little man? What What are you doing? are you doing?
你看看，這根本就是假的 Hey, man, check it It's not even real, man. Hey ...
下去! Get off the stage!
這對奶子真不錯 That's a nice pair of tits.
我叫你下去 I said, get off the stage!
我要你，過來 過來，快過來 Enough. I want you, like. Come here, man. Come here, man. Hey, come here.
Go on, mate.
你在躲什麼？ What are you running away for?
她在這裏，過來，美人 There she is. Come here, gorgeous. Come 'ere, gorgeous. Come 'ere.
Shite!
我要摸你的小屁屁 I'm coming after ... I'm gonna feel your arse!
過來，美人 Come here, gorgeous.
回來，你這個賤人 Come back, you bitch!
我的鼻子 My nose. Oh, no.
臉!我的臉!我帥氣的臉 Me face! Me My face! My face! My gorgeous face.
Martin?
他跟那隻母牛跑了 He went with that cow.
我要挖出她的眼睛 I'll scratch her eyes out!
你們兩個 - Oi, you two.
我男朋友在裏面 My boyfriend is in there!
裏面有人嗎？ Anybody there?
有人嗎？拜託，有人嗎？ Please, is anybody Is anybody there?
拜託、拜託 Please. Please.
Mum!
救命! Help me!
Help, please.
我再也不喝酒了 ，我發誓 I'll never drink again, I promise.
真的 Please!
從現在起，我發誓，滴酒不沾 From now on, I swear! Not a drop!
真的？ Oh, really?
你選的很好 You have chosen well.
通往帕納靈山的路 The path to Parnassus is steep
既險峻又漫長 the way is long ...
不過只要全心全意、不屈不撓 but with perseverance and fierce dedication
再高的山也能攻克 the heights are attainable.
所以，只要有干頸加上好腳力 So, with spirits high and a spring in your step ...
心情愉悅，雲霧自會消散 with a song in your heart the clouds will part
天堂會打開大門，你也會成長 the heavens will open and you will be a man, my son.
你好，請進 Hi there. Come on in.
你似乎需要喝一杯 Looks like you could use a drink.
就喝一杯吧 Maybe just the one, eh?
「啤酒屋」
給我來杯大的 Make mine a double.
Get off me!
他贏了 ，我輸了 He won, I lost.
我又輸了 I lost again.
你剛剛是怎麼搞的？ What the hell were you doing? He was chasing me.
他追我 What was I supposed...
你不能穿過鏡子，絕對不行 你很清楚 You don't go through the mirror. Never. You know that.
你，印度佬 Oi, you, Gunga Din!
過來 Come here.
你在玩什麼把戲？ What do you think you're playing at?
把戲？不...我們不玩把戲 Oh, no, no, no, we don't play.
我們很認真做事的 What we do is deadly serious.
跑了 Gone.
我們會弄丟他？我可不這麼想 Will we miss him? I don't think so.
你不能馬上弄明白也沒關係 Don't worry if you don't understand it all immediately.
聽著，你們這些怪胎馬上離開 Right, I want you freak out of here, now.
我不是歧視你，高度不夠的人 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to use that word. Vertically deficient.
高度不夠 vertically challenged,
高度不夠，你... 快離開，不然我就逮捕你們 Whatever you are you get off of my beat or I will do you!
你也包括在內 You included.
誰扔的？是誰扔的？你被捕了 Who threw it? You're nicked, come here.
Take a ticket. Only 20 quid a go.
Reduced to five for one night only!
女士們、先生們...這個世界 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, this world ...
這個世界充滿了魔法 that we live in full of enchantment
我們用眼睛來欣賞它 for those with eyes to see it.
變雞 Chicken.
I wanna go there. I want something there.
Linda, you're not old enough.
Stop going on, will you!
They won't let you, darling.
你都不讓我玩，不公平 But I want to, I want to! Linda! You never let me do anything. It's not fair.
抱歉、抱歉 Excuse me, excuse me.
別亂跑好嗎？ Do you mind?
小迪呢？ Where's Diego?
這都是你的錯 This is your fault.
安東，他跑到後面去了 Anton. He went back there.
Just go and, er ...
Die, die.
Yes.
請立刻離開魔幻世界 Please exit the Imaginarium immediately.
未經家長同意不得進入 Choice is not available without parental consent.
如果你們這些變態拐了我兒子 If one of you perverts has got our boy.
就別怪我有不理性的行為 I won't be answerable for my actions.
Diego?
她根本沒顧好他 She's not looking for him.
我不管 I don't care.
Oh, it worked.
在這 Diego, where have you been? I've been worried sick.
逃離地獄的小魔鬼 One little devil out of the fire.
你那什麼樣子，死小鬼 You can wipe that silly expression off your face, you little poof. Come on. Get up.
帕那索斯博士的驚奇世界 The astounding world of Doctor Parnassus. Thank you.
安東，你知道鏡子的規定吧？ Anton. Yes, sir? You know the rules about the mirror?
我知道，我真的很抱歉 Yes. Yes, I do. I'm really sorry sir, I'm really ... sir.
可是那是個10歲的小孩 But it was a 1 0 year old boy. Yes. I know, I know, I know.
我知道 You did well,
你做的很好，孩子 my boy, you did well.
好孩子、好孩子 Good lad, good lad.
謝謝你 Thank you.
好孩子、好孩子 Good Lad, good lad.
謝謝 Thank you.
你跑進鏡子裏，他就對你這樣 You go through the mirror and he's all over you.
我那樣，他會把我的頭烤給你吃 I do it once and he serves you my head on a plate.
拜託，薇倫婷，你是他女兒 Come on, Valentina, you're his daughter. Do you know what I mean?
你很可口 ，他可口的女兒 And you're scrumptious his scrumptious daughter.
我為什麼要說可口？ Why did I say scrumptious?
美麗 Beautiful ...
聰明、甜美 intelligent, sweet.
可口 ! 白癡! Scrumptious! Idiot!
「完美家園」
老帕 Hey, Parny ...
好久不見 it's been a while.
Last call.
Yes, Percy.
What did I say?
別玩了 - Stop Percying about.
我們沒時間了 We don't have all night.
又是那些臭小鬼 Bloody kids again.
你好啊，大師 What's up, Doc! Hey!
孩子很可愛吧？ Don't we love our children?
她就像成熟的蜜桃一樣 She's ripe as a peach.
甜美的十六歲，她是我的 Sweet little sixteen and all mine.
他來收帳的 He's come to collect.
我想也是，他來早了 I thought so. He's early.
我該怎麼辦？ What can I do?
沒辦法 Nothing.
一定有辦法 There must be something.
還剩多少天？ How many days left?
三天 Three.
你知道...你得趕快告訴她 You know you're gonna have to tell her soon.
月光映在你眼中，就像個大批薩 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore
你別再提吃的好嗎？ Will you shut up about food?
我們沒吃的了 ，我又很餓 We're plum out and I'm starving.
波希，我們還剩兩個馬鈴薯 Oh, Percy, we've still got a couple of potatoes left.
看看這個、看看這個 Look at this, look at this.
那是我的 那真是太美了 Hey -- that's mine. Oh, won't you look at that.
那是秘密，還來 That is absolutely gorgeous. That's private! Give it ...
全是紅木做的 All that mahogany. Anton.
你在那種地方會快樂？會嗎？ Would you really be happy in a place like that? Would you?
我不會，我沒辦法快樂 I wouldn't. I couldn't do it I don't think.
也許跟你一起就會 Well, maybe if I was with you.
你一直在談逃跑的事，對不？ You're always talking about escaping, aren't you?
一直在想，一直在夢想 Always thinking about it always dreaming about it.
我們跑吧，有何不可？你和我？ Let's do it. Why not? You and me?
我不能跑，我們不能跑 我們可以的 I can't run away. We can't run away.
我不行，我還未成年 I can't. I'm under age.
別說了 Oh, don't do that.
我星期三就滿12歲了 I shall be twelve on Wednesday.
少騙人了 Don't be ridiculous.
我星期三滿幾歲？ Percy, how old will I be on Wednesday?
12歲 Twelve.
帕納也這麼說，你說他騙人？ See? Parnassus says so, too. Are you trying to say he's ridiculous?
沒有 No.
其實 Actually ...
我快16歲了 I'm gonna be 1 6.
甜美的16歲 Sweet sixteen.
我快成年了 The age of consent.
嗎，小可愛？ Is that you, Scrumpy?
不然會是誰？ Who the hell else is it gonna be?
你一口都沒吃 Oi, you haven't eaten any of this.
是啊，我知道、我知道 Yes, I know, I know, I know.
又喝酒？拜託，爸，收起來吧 And that, again? Oh, for God's sakes, Dad. Put them up, come on.
總是逃避現實 Always taking the easy way out.
別講了 ，小可愛，別講了 Not now, Scrumpy. Not now, not now.
我有很重要的事要告訴你 I have something very important that I have to tell you.
為什麼每個人都想長生不死？ Oh, why does everybody want to live forever?
長生不死是可怕的詛咒 Immortality is a bloody curse.
假裝12歲也是，真是!看看我 So is pretending to be a 12 year old child, damn it! Look at me.
我是說 I mean
看看我，根本沒人信 look at me. Nobody's fooled.
我腳踝上也不要掛這玩意 And I want this stupid thing off my ankle, too, while we're at it.
說謊並不能阻止我長大 You can't stop me growing up just lying about my by lying about my birthday,
閉上嘴聽我說 Shut up and listen to me.
趁還來得及，我要說明一件事 I have to explain something to you before it's too late.
在一個冬夜 你會講很久嗎？ One winter night ... Is this gonna take long?
對...很有可能，很多年以前 Yes, yes, yes, quite possibly. Many years ago ... many centuries ago,
許多世紀之前，事實上 當時我還是...不管你信不信 是個年輕的僧侶 in fact when I was, believe it or not a young monk ...
有人到我的聖壇找我 someone visited me in my sanctuary.
有個人...我真希望他沒出現過 Someone I had hoped never to meet.
有個人 Someone...
我們沒有人...希望遇見的人 none of us should ever hope to meet.
史都華大師駕馭風、馴服風暴 Having captured the wind tamed the storm
讓星星在各自軌道上運行 kept the stars in their orbits
讓地球自轉之後 and the Earth turning on its axis
他躺下來休息 the Chief Steward, lying down to
做了一個最令人不安的夢 to take his rest had a most disturbing dream.
他夢到一位戴帽子的騎士 He dreamt that a hooded rider was fast
在大雪紛飛的曠野飛馳而近 approaching on the snow swept plain.
史都華大師醒來 The Chief Steward woke
And so the Steward set out on his great journey.
你們在這裏到底在幹嘛？ What exactly do you all do here?
我們敘說永恆的故事 We tell the eternal story.
那又是什麼？ And what is tha exactly?
支撐宇宙的故事 The story that sustains the universe.
一個沒有虛空的故事 The story without which there is nothing.
虛空？ Nothing?
你是說 You mean
如果你們不說這個故事 if you stop telling story
整個宇宙就會停止存在？ then the whole universe ceases to exist?
你說的太簡單了 You make it sound so simple.
而你卻相信？ And you believe it?
我們受天命承擔此一任務 We are ordained for this task.
真不可思議，你會相信這種 It's just incredible to think that you can believe something ...
輕易就能被推翻的故事 that can be so easily disproved.
我可不這麼想 Oh, I don't think so.
等著瞧吧 We'll see. I will gather a thousand... So.
住手! Stop!
已經到了他忍受的極限 ...having been brought to the limit of his endurance...
然而邪惡的力量無法獲勝... Yet the forces of evil could not prevail...
...our calmness of...
好了 There.
故事已停止敘說，不再有故事 The story stopped. No more story.
不過我們還在 But we're still here.
火依然在燒 The fire's still burning.
雪依然在下、風依然在吹 It's still snowing. The wind's still blowing.
一切毫無改變 Nothing has changed.
拜託，高興一點，大師 Come on, cheer up, Doc.
我將你從這些無聊的鬼話中釋放 I've freed you from all this ridiculous nonsense.
現在你可以用你的力量做別的事 Now you can do other things with your powers.
你可以...去逛街購物，享樂一下 You can erm... I dunno, you can go shopping. Have fun.
你可以學學外文或... You can learn a foreign language or...
周遊列國 or go on a cruise.
該死! God! Damn it!
這是一個徵兆、信息 A sign, a message.
那隻鳥是一個信使 That bird was a messenger...
來自我們未知的某個遙遠國度 from some distant place that we know nothing of.
我現在都明白了 Oh, I see it all now,
如此清晰 so clear.
這跟我們毫無關係 This has nothing to do with us here.
在這世界的某個地方，有別人 Somewhere in this world, right now,
在敘說故事!一個不一樣的故事 someone else is telling a story. A different story
冒險故事、浪漫故事、死神的故事 a saga or romance, a tale of unforeseen
無所謂是啥故事 death it doesn't matter.
這故事支撐著宇宙 It's sustaining the universe.
所以我們還在這裏 That's why we're still here.
你不能阻止故事流傳下去 You can't stop stories being told.
這假設太薄弱了 That's a weak hypothesis.
我可不這麼想 I don't think so.
你可能不是個好賭之人吧？ Say, you're probably not a betting man, are you?
什麼？ What?
那就是我跟惡魔打的第一個賭 And that was my first wager with the Devil.
誰能第一個 You see, the very first of us to...
吸引12個信徒，就能贏得賭注 ...attract disciples would win the bet.
他的主張是... His argument;
無知的危險、恐懼 與幻想的幸福感存在的必要性 The necessities of danger, of fear, of the fabled bliss of ignorance.
而我則是 Mine;
想像力的能量 The power of the imagination
能轉換並啟發我們的生命 to transform and illuminate our lives.
那是一場艱巨的戰役...我贏了 It was a hard fight but I won.
我的獎品？ My prize?
我渴望已久的一樣東西 The one thing I coveted most - everlasting life.
永恆不朽的生命 Huh.
永恆的折磨 Everlasting torment.
他耍我，他故意讓我贏 He tricked me. He let me win.
他知道時間會改變一切 He knew that times would change.
總有一天，沒人會想聽我的故事 And that one day, no-one would want my stories.
這就是我傲慢自大的代價 This was the price of my arrogance.
被遺忘，失落、孤獨 Forgotten, lost, alone.
絕望 Desperate.
我們停住了 We've stopped.
說啊，繼續你的故事 Go on with your story.
下次吧 No, another time.
有事發生了 你最好快去看看 Something's happened. You'd better go and see.
你為什麼總是故事說一半就停？ Why do you always do this? You always stop in the middle of your stories.
真是不可思議，薇倫婷，過來 Valentina, come here. Valentina, come here.
我剛看到一個人，他在水上跳舞 I just saw someone... someone dancing on the water.
我發誓、我發誓 I swear. I swear.
閃電劃亮黑暗時，有個影子 When the lightning flashed, there was a shadow...
從橋墩中投射過來，你看到沒？ ...thrown from those pillars over there. Do you see that? Do you see the dancer?
你看到那個舞者了？ Yeah, he's river dancing.
是啊，他在跳大河舞 Yeah, he's river dancing. See that?
那是有人吊在那裏 That's someone hanging!
他一定在這座橋下 He must be under this bridge.
吊著？ Hanging?
快拿繩索來 Get a rope.
如果他是吊著，就已經有繩索了 If he's hanging by his neck, he's already got a rope.
去拿繩索 Get a rope!
好啦 OK.
Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly! Percy, Percy! Christ!
Jesus.
All right, all right.
OK, lower, lower, lower. All right.
停、停、停 Stop, stop! Jesus. Agh. All right. OK.
OK. OK.
OK.
不行，我碰不到他 No, I can't... I can't reach him.
等等，我把你晃過去 Hold on, I'll swing you.
我要把你晃進去 I'm gonna swing you in.
好，再試一次 All right, try again.
Whoaagh!
Again, up.
Yes.
好，我抓住你了 I've got him. Oh, my God, what am I doing? Oh, my God!
Sir, are you all right?
OK, I've got you here.
Get in there.
把手放我肩上 OK, put your arms round me. Put your arms round me. Oh, jeez!
OK.
All right.
Come on. Stay with me, mate.
你成功了 !真聰明 You've done it. Brilliant!
好了 ，拉他上來 OK, pull him up. Pull me up! Jesus Christ!
Whoagh!
你沒事吧？ Are you OK? Oh, God!
你們幹嘛在河邊釣死人？ Why are you fishing dead people out of the river?
別管他，老天爺，他死了 Leave him be, for the love of God! He's dead!
快趁條子還沒來之前走人吧 Let's get the hell out of here before the fuzz turns up.
安東，幫我 Anton, help me.
好，我抓好他了 Help her. All right, I've got him.
小心頭 Watch your head.
往這邊拉 Pull him this way.
不行，沒用的，讓開 No, no, no, Val. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. Watch out.
你不知道他去過哪裏，都讓開 You don't know where he's been, anyway. Ready? All clear?
Ohh!
Oh!
他還活著 He's alive!
他根本沒死 -He was.
那是什麼鬼？ What on earth is that?
來，我們把他放箱子裏 We'll put him in the trunk. But...
老大說別管他 What? The boss said leave him.
他以為他是死人 He thought he was dead. Come on.
不、不...我不喜歡這樣 No, no, no. I don't like this.
這跟我們沒關係 This just doesn't... It's none of our business.
那你有什麼建議？把他扔路邊？ What do you suggest, that we leave him on the side of the road?
沒錯，我們走 Definitely. Let's go.
好吧，等等，小心 All right. Careful.
安東，拜託 Anton, come on! Percy!
Percy, you dropped these.
Giddy up!
Val! Val, come on!
Jump up.
你... Hey, you!
我看你是天天被人救吧 I suppose somebody saves your life every day of the week. What?
說聲謝謝有那麼麻煩嗎？ Is it too much of a bother for a mere thank you?
你是誰？ Who are you?
波希佛聖安東尼土雷恩皮蒙三世 Percival St Antoine della Touraine et Sansepolcro da Piemonte III.
聽不清楚的話，叫我波希就行 And if that seems too difficult, you can call me Percy.
這是哪裏？ Where the hell are we?
就地理位置來說是罕布夏北方 Geographically, in the northern hemisphere,
在社會上來說是在邊緣 socially, on the margins,
離主流社會還有一段距離 and narratively, with some way to go.
你叫什麼名字？ And your name is? Uh...
我不記得了 I can't remember.
這招還真好用啊 That's frigging handy!
有信用卡嗎？ Any credit cards?
怎麼，你要搶我？ Are you trying to rob me?
你在幹嘛？ What are you doing?
上面會有名字 With your name on them. Oh, right, er...
我皮夾跟手機呢？你拿去哪了？ Where's my wallet? Where's my phone? What have you done with it?
不關我們的事 Don't look at us.
你是誰？ Who are you?
他不記得了 He doesn't remember.
聽著，不管你們是誰，想怎樣 Listen, er... whoever you people are, and whatever it is you get up to,
我都無所謂 I'm cool with it.
我不會告訴任何人 I won't tell anyone about it and er...
我要走了 ，好嗎？我就這樣走掉 I'm gonna go now, all right?
也許是找你的 It's probably for you.
Oh.
這是我的電話 Here's my phone.
There you are.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
(Woman speaks Russian)
可惜...我說俄語 Pity. I speak Russian.
你好 Oh, hello.
你還好嗎？ Are you all right?
還好，我只是覺得... Yeah. Yeah, it's just I feel...
我想我需要找個地方想清楚 I think I need a place to gather my thoughts for a little bit.
抱歉，朋友，不過你不能留下 Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate. Thank you for that but you can't stay.
為什麼不行？ Why not?
什麼為什麼？你看看他 What do you mean? Look at him.
看看他，我們根本不知道他是誰 We... We don't know who he is.
抱歉...我們不知道他做了什麼事 We don't know what he's done.
聽著，我什麼事都沒做 Listen, I haven't done anything, mate. All right? Oh, right.
我知道我們彼此都很清楚對方 Listen, I understand where you're coming from, but understand where I'm coming from.
我不知道你叫什麼 You know, I don't know my name.
我不知道我怎麼來的 You know, I don't know how I got here. I don't know who you are or who she is,
我不知道你是誰或她是誰 and I certainly don't know what that is.
我當然也不知道那玩意是什麼 You know?
我只記得我後腦勺被打 The last thing I remember is being whacked in the head,
然後醒來在那個箱子裏 waking up in that box, in the back of this...
就在這不知是什麼鬼東西的後面 whatever the hell this thing is. And I just... I just...
我的頭 Oh, my head!
這裏是怎麼回事？ What the hell's going on here?
我叫你們扔下他的，他死了 I told you to leave him. He was dead.
他沒死，我們也沒扔下他 Well, he isn't and we didn't.
我們發現他吊在橋下 We found him hanging under the bridge, sir.
吊著？ 對 Hanging? Yeah.
讓他吊頸而死，我們就該那樣 By his neck till dead, if we had any sense.
我們在他口袋裏找到這兩樣東西 We found these in his pockets. Two of these.
倒吊人 The Hanged Man.
小乖，讓開 Scrumpy, get out of my way.
No.
徵兆如此清楚 Signs are all clear.
那些符號，我認得 And those marks! I recognise them. What marks?
你是尼克先生派來的，對不？ You've been sent by Mr Nick, haven't you?
尼克先生？ Mr Nick?
我就知道 I knew it.
你知道他的名字？ You know his name. No.
他有提議要給我，對不？ He's got a proposition for me, hasn't he?
也許是新的賭局 A new wager, perhaps,
或者是遊戲又有轉折？ or another twist in the game?
他就是忍不住，對吧？ He can't help himself, can he?
感謝天，感謝上天 Thank God! Thank God for that!
我爸說你該工作 Dad says you should work.
集中你的心智 Help focus your mind.
我不知道，可能會讓你找回記憶 I don't know, it might bring your memory back.
好了 ，試試這個 Ah, here we are. Try this. Thanks.
你可以在台前幫忙 You can help out front.
賣票或者是...之類的事 Sell tickets or something like that.
你覺得怎樣？ What do you think? Hm?
好了 OK.
沒有名字...現在又沒了臉 So... no name and now no face?
迷團越來越大 The mystery thickens. Get your grubby hands...
All right. That's not necessary.
薇倫婷，有狀況了 Valentina, we got a problem. So strange.
完全空白，你知道嗎？ Just a complete blank, you know.
I can dress myself.
Let me go, I said!
Let me go!
拜託 Ow. Hey, come on.
天哪，他快生病了 Doctor. Oh, God, he's gonna be sick.
你的記憶恢復沒？ Aha! Is your memory less impaired?
你全都想起來了？ Is it all coming back to you now? What?
你根本沒用 ，你是個大禍害 Ah, you're bloody useless. You're a flaming disaster.
你不能上台 ，你醉了 You can't go on. You're drunk.
我才沒醉 I'm not drunk!
我是愛生氣，小可愛 I'm grumpy... Scrumpy.
女士先生們，就此一晚請看這裏 L-L-Ladies and gentlemen, raise your sights for one night only.
遇見、遇見 Encounter... Percy, where's George gone?
每一個人心中 ...the majesty, the beauty,
高貴、美麗、神奇... the miracle that's in each...
喬治呢？ Anton, where's George?
喬治是誰？ Who's George?
我想我們該給他一個名字 I thought we should give him a name.
是哦，真可愛 All right, that's cute.
其實是聖喬治啦 Saint George, in fact. To be precise. Well, hello there, darling.
Oh, that's a lovely scarf.
It matches those lovely eyes of yours.
其實，我是來推銷表演的 Well, actually, I'm here to sell a show. Want to see a magic show?
真是感謝老天，沒人要看 Thank God for that. Not a single customer.
我要收了 I'm closing up.
好，就收吧 Let's do that.
他從沒這樣過，不知是怎麼了 He's never not done a show before.
不，你幹嘛？ All right. N-n-n-no. No, what are you doing?
我在做事，你做你的事 I'm doing my job, mate. Now, come on, do yours.
去變戲法，你做你的事 Do yours. Go juggle.
你真美 You're doing your thing, you look beautiful.
好，各位女士...女士們 OK. Ladies and... Well, ladies.
我很榮幸向你們介紹 I am very proud to present to you
獨一無二、神奇的帕那索斯博士 the one, the only, the extraordinary... Doctor Parnassus. I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here's my handle and here's my spout...
Urgh!
Dad?
這傢伙醉了 !醉翻了 ! This man is drunk! Dead drunk!
真是難看 Oh, that's disgraceful!
他沒有醉 He's not drunk.
他不是醉了 ，他是... No, he's not. He's...
重感冒 Got a bad cold. And you know what?
不過雖然生病，他還是上台了 Despite that, he still went on,
為了他的觀眾，為了你們 for his audience, for you...
不惜拿他的健康冒險 at considerable risk for his health.
光那一點就值得掌聲鼓勵了 And I think that is worthy of a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
我們要退錢 What a man. We want our money back. Every penny.
一毛都不能少 Well, you...
好吧，聽著，我可以退你們錢 All right, listen. You can have your money back.
我明白，不過...跟你們說實話 I understand, but I... Listen.
大師的女兒 To tell you the truth, the Doctor's daughter...
她看來氣色很棒，其實不然 I know she looks pretty but she ain't...
她病的很重，需要動手術 She's pretty sick, see? She needs surgery.
所以我們想盡辦法籌錢 So we're trying to scrounge all we can get.
不然她就會... Otherwise she's gonna...
這一切就是為了她 That's what all this is about -
只是想設法為她籌錢 to try and get money for her.
你們懂吧？ Do you understand? I mean...
不然這樣吧？ How about this?
我們送你們一張票，等等 We'll give you a free ticket - no, two free tickets -
只要你們用半價再買一張票 就送兩張票 if you buy another one at half price.
優惠僅限今天 Er... this offer's only available today.
好，走吧 All right, go on.
怎樣？ What?
沒什麼 Oh, nothing.
優惠僅限今天 This offer is only available today.
全是他賺的？ He took all that? Yeah.
是啊，你見過這麼多錢嗎？ Have you ever seen so much?
扯謊就能賺大錢，對吧？ That is what lying through your teeth can get you.
拜託，安東 Come on, Anton.
他怎麼知道我們明天不會來？ How was he to know that we're not gonna be here tomorrow?
也許我的生日不會太糟 Hey, maybe my birthday won't be so bad.
是啊，也許是不會 Yeah, maybe it won't, actually.
也許跟著這個喬治 Maybe with George here,
你可以離開這輛破車 maybe you could get out of this dump.
去找尋你的完美家園 Go find your ideal home.
Anton.
喬治...你弄錯邊了 George! Wrong end of the horse, mate. What's the...
我快死了 I should be dead.
你不該喝酒的 You know, you shouldn't drink.
它就是跟你相剋 It just flat out doesn't agree with you.
你說的真對 You are so right.
是你？馬的 You? Oh, shit.
這次你想怎樣？我什麼都願意幹 Oh, well, what do you want from me this time? I'll do anything.
我知道你願意 I know you will.
對了 By the way,
你的人...喪失記憶，完全沒用 your man lost his memory. Bloody useless.
他不是我的人 He's not my man. What?
他是一個叫東尼薛普的卑鄙小人 No. He's a little toerag named Tony Shepherd.
剛剛改頭換面 Just tidying up.
經營一個很大的慈善事業 He runs a big charity.
我不信任他 I don't trust him.
不過話說回來，你也不信任我 But you don't trust me either, do you?
告訴我你要什麼 Oh, just tell me what you want.
我昨晚在你心情不好的時候想過 I just thought that last night when you were so upset
也許你需要一點希望 that you could maybe use a little glimmer of hope.
也許你可以開個賭局 Maybe you could use a little bet. What?
結束了 ，玩完了 It's over, it's over. Finito.
拜託，永遠不會玩完的 Oh, come on, it's never over.
拜託，你有什麼好失去的？ Come on, what have you got to lose?
你有可能會贏的 Look, you could end up winning.
你可以拯救她 You could save her.
怎樣？先集滿五個靈魂的人贏 What do you say? First to five souls?
集滿五個？ First to five? Yeah.
不耍花樣？ No tricks?
不會 No.
不作弊？ No, no cheating?
不會作弊 No cheating.
那好，成交 I'd say yes. Deal.
好 God,
老天，我真愛賭徒 I love a betting man.
好，到她生日當天 OK, by her birthday, then.
那就只剩兩天了 ，混帳東西 That's in two days, you bastard.
你知道我們生意有多不好嗎？ Do you have any idea what rotten business we're doing?
生意會有起色的 Things are gonna pick up.
一定會的 好了 Sure as eggs is eggs. Yeah. OK.
先集滿五個靈魂的人贏 First one to five souls wins.
我會宰了你，混帳東西 I'll kill you, you son of a bitch.
我倒想等著看 Now that I'd like to see.
等等! Wait!
Oh!
爛手機 Damn phone.
早，小薇 Morning, Val.
嗨，喬治 Hi, George.
小可愛？ Scrumpy?
Oh...
Oh.
老天，不... Good lord. Good lord.
食物，我們有食物了 Food, food. We got food.
我們有麵包、乳酪、蔬菜 We got bread. We got cheese. We got vegetables.
還有這玩意，不管這是什麼 And we got... this thing. Whatever this thing is.
我們今天吃這麼好都要怪你 It's all your fault we're eating so well today.
會拔毛嗎？ Know how to pluck?
那是小柏蒂？ Is that... is that... Bertie?
喬治認為用鴿子表演比較好 George thought doves would be better.
快拔毛 Pluck it. Pluck it?
拔毛？ 對 Yeah. How?
什麼？怎麼拔？ Here.
變雞是我變的最好的戲法 That was my best trick.
兩天五條魂？ 5 souls in 2 days, huh?
給我安靜，我正在想 Put a sock in it. I'm trying to think.
他來是有原因的，我知道 He's been sent to us for a reason. I know it.
牌是不會說謊的 Cards don't lie.
不會嗎？ No?
「失蹤:兒童慈善機構假善人」
借問一下，聖喬治先生 Pardonnez-moi. Monsieur Saint George.
我很擔心你 Oh, I worry about you.
不知道你是誰 Not knowing who you are.
這對你一定很難過吧？ It must be extrmement difficile pour vous, n'est-ce pas?
對，真的是，我總是搞不清楚 Yeah, it really is. It's confusing at times.
我想我也許能幫助你 I may be able to help you. Really?
看到這裝置沒？動手吧，波希 Yes. You see this contraption here? Do the honours, Percy. Yes.
希望你不介意把它裝在你頭上 Now, if you don't mind placing it on your head.
現在，你看到這些電線沒？ That's it. Now, you see these wires? Yes.
握住它們，很好 Just hold on to that. That's right.
現在，我要你放輕鬆 All right. That's right, now.
腦袋裏啥都別想 Now, I just want you to relax. And just think of nothing.
那應該不難， 因為我... That's not gonna be hard considering...
閉上 Shut it!
你說什麼？ I beg your pardon?
你的嘴 Your mouth. Don't breathe.
不要呼吸，憋住呼吸 Hold your breath. Seriously?
讓能量流竄，讓它自己增減 Just let the energy flow. Let it wax and wane.
心裏想著地球和海洋 Think of the earth, the ocean...
非常好、很好 That's very good. Very good, very good.
我需要名字，一個名字 Yes. I need a name. I need a name. Huh?
有了 ，有名字了 ，是薛普 Yes, I have a name. Shepherd.
安東尼薛普 Anthony Shepherd.
大家都叫你東尼 They call you Tony.
真累人 That was exhausting.
你原本...做好事，我明白 You used to do good works, I understand. Erm... something about a charity,
跟慈善有關係，我想 I think.
是的 Yes. Erm...
安東尼薛普...聽起來是很耳熟 Tony Shepherd... It rings a bell for sure.
這玩意，它真的有用 Wow. This... This... this... It really works. You erm...
你剛才嗯嗯啊啊的時候 Is there anything else you discovered
有發現別的事嗎？ when you were doing your ''ums''? Well, I mean...
你要明白這是很古老的技術 You must understand this is an ancient technique.
恐怕我的技巧已經生疏了 Right. I'm extremely rusty, I'm afraid.
沒有 No.
完全沒有別的 There was absolutely nothing else. No.
那玩意真厲害，真的是 Well, it's fascinating stuff. It really is,
我能拿掉這個了嗎？可以嗎？ I must say. I mean, can I take this off now? Yes. Is that all right?
非常感謝你，大師 I mean, thank you very much.
不，不用客氣 No, no. Not at all. Not at all.
祝福你，我有名字了 Bless you. I have a name.
慈善事業？好酷 Charity work? Cool.
那他吊在橋下幹嘛？ So what was he doing dangling by his neck under the bridge?
波希 Percy!
怎麼？我說了什麼不該說的？ Is that rude? Did I put my foot in it?
不，真的好怪、好恐怖 No, it's erm... so strange. It's horrible, you know?
一切完全都是空白 I just... Everything is just a complete blank.
不過就如大師所說 You know? But as the good doctor said, I...
我有涉足慈善之類的事，我記得 I was involved in some sort of charity. I do remember that.
好了 ，毛拔完了 There you go. Plucked.
我一定很蠢， 自以為可以... I mean, what a fool I must have been, you know, to think that I could have... you know, changed the world.
讓一切變得不同，改變世界 給人們希望 That I could have made a difference. You know, given people hope, eh?
我是說，我一定是個自大的豬頭 I mean, what an arrogant idiot I must have...
那是什麼？給我看一下吧？ Hey! What's that? Can I have a look at that?
你手裏拿的是什麼？ What is that you've got?
那是什麼？ What's that?
貝多芬名曲 It's Beethoven, Ode To Joy.
不，不是問曲子 No, not the song, mate. The pipe.
那個笛子？我想它是我的 Oh... I think it belongs to me.
真的？你想... Really? You think? Yeah.
你怎知？ How do you... how do you know that?
你想起什麼了 ，想起你是音樂家 You remembered you're a musician.
對，今天是回想日 ，還給我吧？ Yeah, it's a day of remembering. Can I please have it back?
你確定？你確定這是你的？ Are you sure? Yes. You're sure this is yours?
確定，朋友 Positive, mate.
你怎麼能確定？ How can you be sure?
我就是知道，可以還我了吧？ I just know these things. Can I have it back, please?
好吧，拿去 Yeah. All right, then. Here you go.
Er...
Yeah.
Yeah... All right.
我不知道它跑去哪了 這很好玩，對吧？ I don't know where it's gone. It's very funny, isn't it?
可以還我了吧？那對我很重要 Can I have my pipe back? It means a lot to me.
這是很特別的笛子 Yeah, I understand. It's a special pipe. I don't quite know... OK, sorry. Got it, got it. Sorry.
找到了 ，對不起，拿去吧 There you go. Take it. Sorry, sorry. Thanks.
這不好玩，那笛子對我很重要 Listen, this isn't funny, mate. That pipe means a lot to me.
這還是有一點好玩吧？ All right? It's a little bit funny.
一點都不好玩 No, it's not. Get my pipe back. All right.
好吧，讓我找一找 Let me just look around.
它在茶壺裏幹嘛？我挺想知道的 What is it doing in a teapot? That's what I want to know.
它在茶壺裏幹嘛？ What is it doing in a teapot?
我不知道 I don't know.
非常感謝你 Now, thank you very much. OK.
抱歉，我只是在玩，拿去吧 All right. I'm just mucking about. All right.
好啊，現在你卻扔了它 Right! Now you go fetch that thing.
我不是開玩笑，你給我過去 No, I'm not kidding. Get that thing. OK...
好啦，我會去撿 I'm gonna get it.
馬上去 Right now.
沒事，冷靜點 All right. Just chill out. Just chill out.
在這 There.
夠了 Anton. Enough.
我只是在玩，拉近感情嘛 I'm sorry. I'm playing around, trying to bond.
謝了 ，親愛的 Thanks, darling.
只是想拉近感情 Just trying to bond.
OK.
那還真好玩 That was fun!
是啊，好玩、好玩 Yeah. Funny, funny.
We'll take this one to the back.
我很擔心安東，他怎麼回事？ I'm worried about Anton. What's eating him?
他愛上薇倫婷了 He's in love with Valentina.
愛？誰准他愛的？ In love? Who gave him permission?
事有湊巧 It happens. The little snake.
這條狡猾的毒蛇 Take him from the streets
從街頭解救他，他卻這樣報答我 我要剝了他的皮 and that's the thanks I get. I'll skin him alive.
既然你提了 ，還有另一條 While you're at it, there's the other one.
另一條？什麼？ The other one? The rattlesnake.
響尾蛇，被忽略的眼鏡蛇 東尼？ The forgetful cobra. Oh, Tony?
東尼只是個小麻煩 Tony's another kettle of fish.
是嗎？ Is he?
他有野心又充滿精力 ，是強者 Yes, he's ambitious, energetic. A man of destiny.
他還會幫我們贏 And he'll help us win.
我想是有可能 I think he just might.
小可愛覺得他不錯 Scrumpy sees some good in him.
她最好跟安東一起 She's better off with Anton.
也許我該把她許配給 Perhaps I should offer her hand
幫我們集滿五條魂的人 to whoever helps us win the next five souls.
這比你今天想的所有爛主意 還要糟 That's an even worse idea than all the other bad ones you've had today.
你錯了 You're not wrong,
不...他們沒人配得上她 you're not wrong. Neither of them is worthy of her.
你向來不會錯，對吧？ You're never wrong, are you?
波希，沒有你我該怎麼辦？ Percy. What would I do without you?
去找個侏儒 Get a midget. What?
矮矮的傢伙，比我高一點 You know, short fellow. A little taller than I am.
短腿、小腳、大頭 Short legs, short feet, big head. Runs kind of funny.
跑起來有點可笑的 Yes, I know, I know.
帕那索斯博士 Doctor Parnassus...
與天同壽 as old as the universe itself.
通曉各種神秘的... Versed in... Ah, evening, smokers.
你好、你好 Hello, hello, hello. How's your night tonight?
你今晚過的如何？好嗎？ Is it good?
都還好吧？你喝了不少，對吧？ Is it all right? Had a few pints? Let the mind... Is he OK?
他還好吧？ ...of the great Dr Parnassus...
你做什麼？想查探什麼？ What are you doing, sniffing about like that?
我們今晚要專心 We must concentrate tonight.
一切就靠今晚了 Everything depends on it.
讓大師偉大的心靈 Let the great mind... of this doctor...
讓他引領你 ...transport you...
進入你的想像世界 ...to the world of your imagination.
親愛的，我看到非常特別的... You, my dear, I see having a very special destiny.
別再拖了 ，你這個大娘炮 Procrastinate no longer, you stupid ponce.
Procrastinate no longer.
是歌手，我敢說你歌聲絕美 Oh, no, no, no, a singer. I bet you have the voice...
你好 Hi there! ...of an angel.
天使美聲，你不知道嗎？ Don't you, now?
相信我，你會愛死這次體驗的 Now, come on, trust me, you're gonna love this experience.
你幹嘛？ Hey, what are you doing?
我要帶你前往你幻想的中心 Taking you to the heart of your imagination.
別想 Oh, my God. No way.
相信我，小姐，你不會後悔的 Trust me, you will not regret this.
去吧，紗紗 Go for it, Sal. Yeah, go for it, Sal.
除非她跟我一起去 Only if she comes too.
這才像話嘛 Now you're talking.
我不能一次讓兩個人去 I can't do two at the same time.
你瘋啦，小子？去吧 Are you crazy, kid? Go for it.
我不要自己一個人去 Well, I'm not going on my own.
我們一起去 We'll do it together.
一起，好主意 Together. Good idea.
不行，你瘋了？ Are you crazy?
兩個幻想世界？在裏面？同時？ Two imaginations in there at the same time?
不、不、不...女士們... Oh, no, no, no. Ladies, ladies, ladies.
一次一個人，懂嗎？ One at a time's fine, you see.
裏面要是擠兩個人 When there are two,
想像力強的會壓過弱的 the stronger imagination will overcome the weaker
很難說會發生什麼事 and you have no idea what might happen.
那真是太蠢了 That's really stupid.
一次一個人比較安全，跟我來 One alone is safe. Follow me.
好好享受吧 Enjoy yourselves.
放開我 Let go!
別怕 Wait, Anton. Anton! Have no fear.
放我下去 Put me down!
她不想自己去 She doesn't want to do it on her own.
你朋友即將經歷改變人生的體驗 Your friend is about to have a life-changing experience. Put me down! Pillock.
你在幹嘛？ No! What are you doing?
我們有顧客 We've got a customer.
Oh, here we go!
爸爸，父親 Dad. Father. Ooh! Sal!
Sal! Get off me! Sal!
Dave! Dave!
別怪打工的 Don't shoot the messenger.
停，退後!退後! Sal's in there!Get back! Get back!
Get back! Get back!
Wait. Wait!
Tony!
Come here, you!
Get off!.
Come back!
Wa-argh!
你好 Hi there.
Ow! Shit.
It's no people.
你在想什麼？ What were you thinking?
看你做的好事 Look what you've done.
天哪，別來煩我們 Jesus. Leave us alone. I'm trying to help.
我是想幫你 出去!滾開 Get out of here. Leave! First to five.
First to five.
先集滿五條魂，集到一條了 First to five. One down. First to five. Ssh. It's OK.
我們得繼續前進 Get up. We've gotta keep moving.
我知道，沒關係，修的好的 I know. It's all right. It's fixable. Look, all the homeless guys.
好吧，我們走吧 They'll eat our food. All right. Let's do this. Jesus Christ!
你在幹嘛？ What are you doing?
我在幫忙 I'm helping.
你搞的一團亂，快滾吧 You made a mess. What? I'm... Get out of here. Come on.
你根本沒幫上忙，起來 Percy, Percy... You're not helping. Get up.
好...好吧，我走就是了 All right, all right. All right! I'm gone. Go away.
為什麼不找保險公司理賠就好？ Why don't you just claim it all on insurance?
滾啦! Bugger off!.
好吧，我只是問問 All right. I was just asking.
Oh, God.
今天那群人很有趣，對不？ That was quite an interesting crowd, wasn't it?
別來煩我 Just leave me alone, mate.
小薇有點擔心你 Hey, Val is a little worried about you, mate.
她要我跟你談談今天的事 And she wanted me to have a little chat with you about
談那個跑去鏡子後面的小姐 what happened today, with the young lady behind the mirror.
你想說什麼？ Erm... What are you suggesting, mate?
你可以說，我們都聽見她尖叫 Anton, you can tell me, mate. We all heard her screaming.
我也在尖叫 I was screaming as well.
真是太恐怖了 It was terrifying. It was terrifying?
恐怖？我不懂 I don't understand.
是啊，你是不會懂 Well, you wouldn't, would you?
你還沒進過大師的心靈吧？ You haven't been inside the Doctor's mind, have you?
對，沒有 No, I haven't. No. Yeah, you, you, my friend,
朋友，你也許以為這是騙局 you probably think it's a scam.
不是嗎？ Well, ain't it? Oh, no.
不是 No, it's not.
不過我不會...期待你明白 I wouldn't, I wouldn't... I wouldn't expect you to understand.
不會，過一百萬年也不會 Not in a million years.
要是帕那索斯博士真能控制人的心靈 Right, so if Dr Parnassus can really control people's minds,
那他為什麼沒有統治世界？ then why isn't he ruling the world, then? Hey?
為什麼搞這種雜耍表演？ Why bother with this little... sideshow act?
這不是雜耍，他不想統治世界 It's not a sideshow. He don't wanna rule the world.
他要世界自己統治自己 He wants the world to rule itself.
是啊 Yeah.
那鏡子呢？ And what about the mirror? What's that about?
那是幹嘛的？騙人的戲法？ A bit of hocus-pocus? No, mate.
不，東尼...你不明白 Tony, Tony, Tony, you don't get it, man.
那是... It is...
那無法言喻，那是個謎 It's impossible to describe. It's just a mystery. Yeah.
那是一切，是你，是我，是我們 It's everything. It's you, it's me, it's us.
他在那鏡子後面藏有整個宇宙 He holds the universe behind that mirror.
「先集滿五條魂」 對你有意義嗎 Does ''first to five'' mean anything to you?
我以為你應該很聰明 I thought you were supposed to be the clever one.
結束了 ，輸了 ，全完了 It's all over. It's lost. Finished. Over. Ssh. Don't say that.
別這麼說，永遠不會結束 It's never over.
你應該是長生不死的，記得嗎？ You're supposed to be immortal, remember?
說真的，不會有事的，爸 Honestly, it's gonna be OK, Dad.
你怎麼會懂？ How can you understand? Hm?
你是個孩子，從來沒愛過人 You're a child. You've never loved.
不像我 Not like I have.
從那一刻我抬頭 From the moment I looked up...
看到她，我就被迷住了 and saw her, I was captivated.
終身成了愛情的囚犯 A prisoner for life.
不過我當時已經一千歲了 I was a thousand years old.
我怎能追她？我怎能... How could I woo her?
讓她成為我的女人？ How could I ever make her mine?
波希，你這個惡魔 Percy, you devil!
放手!你不明白 Let go. You don't understand.
別傻了 ，你死不了的 Don't be a fool. Let go.
放手 You can't die. You're immortal. Let go!
你有不死之身 You'll just end up broken in an eternity ward.
你只會全身碎裂永遠住在病房裏 And I'll end up looking after you...
而我則會一直找你...找一輩子 Just let go, you little shit. ...forever!
No!
在這種時候，魔鬼總在附近徘徊 And at times like these, the Devil was never far away.
怎麼悶悶不樂的，老帕？ Why look so glum, Parny?
要積極正面 Accentuate the positive.
他不但讓我永生 He granted me mortality again...
還給了我青春和新的能力 and youth and new powers. Greater powers.
而我贏得了她的芳心，我很愛她 And I won her. I was so in love.
深深地愛她 So in love.
可是代價是什麼？ But at what price?
代價是什麼？ What price?
你好，大師 What's up, Doc?
代價是什麼？ But at what price?
Pick up those rotten apples.
Percy, pick up those rotten apples.
Ow. Sorry.
你只有擦傷和瘀傷，感謝老天 Thank God it's only cuts and bruises.
我以為我們失去你了 Yeah. I thought we'd lost you.
甜心 Oh, sweetheart. What a sweet thing to say.
你真好心，看看你 Oh, look at you.
我一直想問你你父親的事 I've been meaning to ask you about your father.
他似乎心情很不好 He seems to be in a terrible state, you know.
是財務的問題嗎？是為了錢？ Now, is it a financial thing? Is it money?
我不知道 I don't know.
因為如果是的話，我能幫忙 Because if it is, you know I can help out in that area.
我不知道 I don't know.
或者是表演的事？ Or is it the show, perhaps?
我再也不在乎表演了 I don't care about the show any more.
還是警察？ Or what about the police? Maybe...
叫警察來，我受夠這樣的生活了 Bring on the police. I'm sick of living like this.
真的？ Oh, really?
你不是很堅強嗎？ Oh, aren't you a little toughie, eh?
聽著，你不該用這種口氣說話 Now, listen, you shouldn't be talking this way.
你們做的事很重要，是家族事業 All right? It's very important what you're doing. It's family stuff. You know?
只不過也許該用不一樣的方法做 Maybe it's just... things ought to be done a little different around here.
你建議用哪種不一樣的方法？ What different sort of way do you suggest?
早，大師，昨晚睡的好嗎？ Morning. How was your sleep last night?
我看到你頭上撞出一個包 You had a nasty bump on your head.
不一樣？什麼意思？ Different? What do you mean?
我一直在想，很顯然的 Well, I've been thinking, sir, that, you know, it's quite obvious that people...
不是很多人想看這個表演 you know, not many people are attracted to the show.
多謝你了 Oh, thank you so much.
請原諒我 Well, forgive me,
不過我有解決你問題的辦法 but I have a couple of solutions to your problem.
一，我在想...改變表演方式 One; I was thinking of changing the style of the show.
二，我會改變觀眾，可能的話 And two; I would change the audience, perhaps.
改變？ Change?
對 Yeah.
照我的想法，我兩者都改 But in my opinion I'd change both. You know, that's just me.
不過，那只是我的想法 And I'd... Change the show?
改變表演？你以為你是誰啊？ Who the friggin' hell do you think you are?
別那麼害怕改變，朋友 Don't be so afraid of change, mate.
事實上，這表演、舞台都很不 The fact of the matter is, this show, the stage, it's just not...
我不知道那個字眼怎麼說 I don't know what the word is. It's... But you know, it's not...
不夠時尚？ Modern?
時尚，對 Modern. Yes.
人們要時尚，他們要像... You see, people want modern. They want, you know, like... like this.
這個很現代，這就是人們要的 See. This here is contemporary. This is what people want.
我很清楚這個世界，相信我 I know this world. Trust me. All right?
你和你的心智控制魔法 Now, with you and your mind control thingamajigamy,
我們要讓大眾更容易接近 we need to meet the public halfway.
對的地區，對的族群 You know? The right public in the right part of town.
那條子怎麼辦？ What about the filth?
什麼？ What?
條子 The filth.
他是說警察 He means the police.
那裏的條子會有更有水準 Oh, well, there'll be a better class of filth too.
那就行了 That will be the day.
聽著 Yeah. Listen.
訣竅在於不要躲藏 The secret is, you know, not to hide.
要大膽、要生動 Be bold. Be colourful.
也許不用那麼生動啦 You know, or actually, you know, be less colourful, perhaps.
去人們沒想到你會出現的地方 And go places people would never expect you to be at.
你懂嗎？想想吧 You know? Think.
大師，你救了我一命 Sir, you saved my life.
現在讓我做點事回報你，拜託 Now let me do something in return for you. Please.
你幫我拿一下吧 Would you hold on to that?
小可愛 Scrumpy.
你相信巧合嗎？ You believe in coincidence?
不，根本沒這種事 No, there's no such thing.
你一向都說，萬物皆有道理 Isn't that what you always told me? Everything has a reason. Yes, that's what I believe.
對，那是我的信念，那牌呢？ And the cards. Do you believe in them?
你相信它們嗎？ What the hell are you on about, Dad?
爸，你想說什麼？這是測驗嗎？ Is this some kind of test?
拜託，今天是很重要的一天 Scrumpy, please, this is an extremely important day.
我們要在東尼身上賭一把嗎？ Do we gamble on Tony?
我要你的意見，我需要你的忠告 I want your opinion. I need your advice.
我真不敢相信，你要我的意見？ I don't believe this. You want my opinion? Yeah.
這是最棒的生日禮物了 This is the best birthday present ever.
好，賭吧，就這麼做 Yes. Gamble. Let's do it. Yes!
就這麼做! Let's do it!
我愛你，爸 I love you, Dad.
把魔鬼拋腦後 And the Devil take the hindmost.
真好 Well, lovely. Yeah.
是啊，好甜蜜 How sweet.
現在要怎麼辦？ So what do we do now?
我看看 Well, let's see.
首先，我們有多少錢可以花？ First off, how much money do we have to play with?
因為我們會需要 Cos we're gonna need...
全部的錢 all of it.
你幹嘛？ Anton! What are you doing?
你昨晚造成的損傷還不夠嗎？ Didn't you do enough damage last night?
安東!想跑的是我 Anton! I'm the one who wants to run away.
拜託，別破壞我的生日 Please, don't spoil my birthday.
我們需要你 We need you.
我需要你 I need you.
你有多少錢？ How much money have you got?
「請慷慨拿取」
「更獨特的魔幻冒險」
親愛的，你沒看到牌子嗎？ Look, my dear, did you not read our sign?
我們是來給，不是拿的 We're here to give, not take, my darling.
然而，我從你美麗的眼中看得出 But I can see from your beautiful eyes
你是很好心的女士，我為你喝采 that you are a very, very generous lady and I applaud you for that.
抱歉，不過 Excuse me, but how does this work?
這怎麼玩？要價多少？ What does it cost? Cost? No.
要價？ The lmaginarium does not cost a thing.
我們來此不是為了錢 We're not here for money.
這要花多久時間？ How long does it take?
那要看情況了 Well, that depends, my dear.
我快來不及了 I'm running late.
來不及赴一個重要的約會 Late, late, for a very important date.
我這輩子聽太多次這種借口了 Gosh, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that in my life.
聽著，我能問你一個問題嗎？ Listen, can I ask you a question?
你有夢想嗎？ Do you dream?
或者我該說 Or should I say,
你的夢想可以用錢買到嗎？ can you put a price on your dreams?
或者 Or
不幸的人的夢想 the dreams of the less fortunate in this world, huh?
它們有標價嗎？ Is there a price for them?
還是你們都很絕望 Or are you all in despair at your inability
因為無法改變這世上的錯誤？ to change what is wrong in this world, huh?
我曾有個夢 You see, I had a dream.
不過我放棄了 But I too walked away from it.
我太忙，我沒時間管它 You know, I ignored it. I had no time for it.
這聽起來很耳熟吧？ Does that sound familiar to you? Yes?
我知道，親愛的 I know, my dear. But, you see, ladies and gentlemen,
不過各位，我受到奇跡拯救 I was saved by a miracle.
帕那索斯博士的奇跡 By Doctor Parnassus.
他讓我再度找回人生 He gave me my life back again.
他讓我有理由做夢 He gave me a reason to dream.
他帶我去了幸福瀑布 He took me to the waterfall of happiness.
而我重生了 And I was reborn.
是的，女士先生們，我告訴各位 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I can tell you now, I have been...
我曾經...不，我已經淨化了 No, I am... purified.
我先 I'll go first. No, I'm going first!
不，我先 No, no, no.
女士們， 目前已經額滿 Ladies, we are actually solidly booked right now. Back off!.
不過我們接受預定 But we are taking reservations. Make a booking. Excuse me.
Calm down.
那孩子給人領養嗎？ Is that child up for adoption?
是的 Yes.
我要領養那個不幸的黑小孩 I want to adopt that unfortunate black child.
他不該做苦工 It shouldn't be working like this.
他應該去上學 It should be in school.
這裏由誰負責？ Who's in charge here?
是你，尊貴的女士 You are, my lady.
別碰我 Don't you touch me.
不要害怕，一切都很好，警官 Don't be frightened, dear. Everything's OK, officers.
親愛的，今晚屬於你 My darling, tonight is your night.
你想被淨化嗎？ Do you want to be purified? Well, oh...
你的時候到了 ，請讓開 This is your time. Please, out of the way.
你在開玩笑嗎？ But we queued. How come she gets to be purified?
她已經被選上了 She has been chosen, my dear.
入定吧，大師 Come away. Trance, Doctor.
我還沒付錢呢 But I haven't paid a thing.
等你離去時再決定要不要捐錢吧 You can make a donation on your way out if you feel the need to.
有些人會捐，大多數人都會捐 Some people do. Most people do.
他入定了 And he is in his trance.
相信我，你是最幸運的女士了 Believe me, my dear, you are the luckiest lady alive.
祝你好運 Now, good luck. Ooh.
這真刺激又好玩 Oh, this is exciting. This is fun.
有好多好多誘惑 There are so many temptations.
看一眼就好？ Maybe just a peek?
不，等等，東尼! No, wait, Tony!
真美 Oh, how gorgeous.
天哪 Golly.
我說，好美 I say, gorgeous.
是我! It's me.
謝謝你 Thank you.
你是誰？ Who are you, dear?
我一直知道你是這個模樣 Oh, I have always known that you would look like this.
而我卻不知道你的名字 I don't even know your name.
我是羅傑 It's Roger.
不，不對 No, it's not.
是貝瑞 It's Barry.
貝瑞？ Barry?
對 Yes.
真是帥氣! How dashing.
是啊 Quite.
「一夜情旅館」
「辦公室」
「有空房」 我的天哪 Oh, goodness me.
等一下，女士，不...等一下 Just a minute now. No, no, just a minute now.
要是我沒弄錯 If I'm not mistaken,
我相信你是想自己進去 I believe you're meant to go alone.
我為什麼不帶你進去？ Why would I want to go there without you, my darling?
規則之一 Well, it's one of the rules.
一次一個夢想 One imagination at a time,
避免互相影響 free from the influence of another.
無聊 Boring.
別怪使者 Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
我才不會怪使者 I'm not going to shoot the messenger.
你看!過來 Oh, look, come!
另一個可能性，來...你得選擇 Another possibility. Come. Come, come. You must make a choice.
說真的，我強力推薦這個 Mm. Actually, to be quite honest, I would strongly recommend this one.
平底船 The gondola.
你看 Look,
范倫鐵諾 Rudolph Valentino.
詹姆斯狄恩 James Dean.
黛安娜王妃 Princess Di.
這些人...他們都死了 All these people... ...they're all dead.
對...但他們是不朽的 Yes. But... immortal, nevertheless.
他們不會變老或變胖 They won't get old, or fat.
他們不會生病或虛弱 They won't get sick or feeble.
他們不會恐懼， 因為他們... They are beyond fear
永遠青春 because they are forever young.
他們是神 They are gods.
而你可以加入他們 And you can join them.
你真是會說話 You are such a wonderful speaker.
我知道，上船吧 I know. Get in the boat.
還有一件事，看著我 Ah, one more thing. Look at me.
這件事非常非常 This is very,
非常非常重要 very, very, very important.
你的奉獻必須完全純淨 Your sacrifice must be absolutely pure.
因此，你需要 Therefore you will need to relinquish
放棄所有世俗的財產 all your worldly possessions.
你是指這個？ Oh. You mean this?
對，這個，還有這個 Yes. And this.
這個 Now this one.
好了 ，你自由了、你自由了 謝謝你 Got it! You're free. You're free. Thank you.
拜拜 Bye-bye. Ta-ta.
再見 Bye.
拜 Bye.
準備重生吧，親愛的 Prepare to be reborn, darling.
記住 And remember...
沒有永恆的事物 Nothing's permanent.
連死亡也一樣 Not even death.
該死! Shit.
I um...
Have you... What if...
No, it's...
Oh.
我發生了什麼事？ What the hell just happened to me?
你是怎麼做到的？ How did you do that?
那沒什麼 Oh, it was nothing.
Voil. Oh, voil.
Oh, oh, oh...
謝謝你 Oh, thank you.
太美妙了 That was so beautiful.
謝謝，你給我力量繼續下去 Oh, thank you, madame. You have given me the strength to continue. Bless you.
開給誰？抬頭就空白吧 What name? I'll leave it blank.
Thank you.
Madame, you've...
讓我去 Take me!
Voil.
太讚了 Fabulous.
Oh.
謝了 Oh, thanks.
再一個，我們就自由了 One more to go and we're free.
Whoo!
(They speak angrily in Russian)
Hey!
Anton!
Just wait...
Ooh!
我們在哪？他人呢？ Where are we? Where did he go?
老大，你說的是英文 Boss, you speak English.
我也是耶 Yeah, me too.
你們好 Hi. Hello.
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他在那裏! There he is! Where? Where?
...only , I'm sure... After him!
放輕鬆，聞一聞花朵 I'm sure. Relax. Smell the flower.
Quick, up the ladder! After him.
Quickly.
飛上雲端 Reach for the clouds!
來吧，找到你的潛能 Come on, achieve your potential.
這可能是你，這會是你 It can be you. It will be you.
這就是你 It is you!
這會是你 It will be you!
這就是你 It is you!
Oh...
Get up there, quickly!
Quickly!
You idiots!
Aaargh!
Waargh!
Get up! Come on!
起來!笨蛋!我要他死! Gregor, get up! Idiots! I want him dead!
沒事，我會接住你 It's OK! It's OK, I've got you! I've got you! I've got you!
宰了他! Kill him!
給我一個機會嘛 Give me a chance!
那不是他 That's not him!
我說過那不是他了 I told you that's not him!
不是嗎？ It's not?
對，不是 No, it's not. It's not.
應該是的 It has to be.
老大永遠都是對的 The boss is always right.
No, this has to be!
他說的對，不是我 Wait, wait, wait! He was right. It's not me.
應該是的 It has to be.
你看 Look!
你以為能騙過我們？不可能 You think you fool us? No way, Jose. No way! Stop.
聽著，你偷了我的錢 Listen to me. You stole my money.
我會讓你再死一次 I will make you die again.
這次，你死定了 This time... forever.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you?
抱歉! Excuse me!
你能把他放下嗎？ Would you mind putting him down?
你以為你在幹嘛？ What do you think you're playing at?
你以為這是你家臥室嗎？ You're in your bedroom now?
你在玩你的玩偶？ You're playing with soldiers, with toys?
不，這是真的人 No, this is a human being!
他跟我走 Now, he's coming with me!
或者我們可以用拳頭來決定 Or maybe we can settle this with some fisticuffs.
好，誰先？ All right? Who's first? You're up.
好，來吧，動手吧 All right. Bring it on, man. Bring it on. Let's do this. Let's do this.
好吧，你先 OK? You first? You first?
放輕鬆，聞一聞花朵 You first? Relax. Smell the flower.
聞吧 Smell. OK.
天哪 Oh, my...
哈囉，小子們，化暴力為善力 'Ello, 'ello. Hey, boys, channel that violence for the good.
來，加入我們 Come on, join up. Come on, lads.
來吧，今天就加入 Join up today.
用警棍、警徽和警槍來擁抱暴力 We love violence With truncheon, badge and gun
我們找樂子時，你有權保持緘默 Your right to silence ends, babe When we begin our fun
不過若你選擇加入，選的還真好 But if you choose to join us The choice is clearly yours
我們敢發誓，踢倒大門完全合法 We'll swear that you'll be legal When we batter down the doors
尤其是對那些我們不喜歡的人 Of people we don't like, you know...
那些怪胎、黑人和黑道
如果他們反抗，拿起武器裝子彈 And split their flesh, their bones, their skulls...
打爛他們的肉、骨和頭顱
聲音鐵定震耳欲聾 Mama!
讓他們知道，說清楚
我們讓人又畏又懼
媽媽 We're the mothers of all fears, oi-- Mama! Wait!
等等，方向錯誤、選擇錯誤 Wrong way! Wrong choice!
回來 Come back!
媽媽 Mama!
回來 Come back!
老帕，我要去芝加哥了 Hey, Parny! I'm going to Chicago, baby.
我開車去 I'm driving a stick.
Yea-a-a-a-he-a-a-a!
Ahh.
安東 Anton! Anton...
醒醒，安東 Wakey, wakey... Wakey, wakey.
我需要你幫忙，你得幫我 Anton... I need your help. Wakey, wakey. Help me. I'm awake.
你看見沒？我爬上了天梯 Did you see me? Did you? Yeah. You were great. I climbed the ladder.
真是不可思議 It was unbelievable.
我差點就碰到雲了 ，真驚人 I mean, I nearly touched the clouds. I felt incredible.
我呈現了真實的自我 I've been my true self.
你是誰？ Who are you?
我是東尼，東尼! It's Tony. Tony. Tony.
你不是東尼，不對，不是東尼 No, it's not Tony. You're not Tony. No, it's not Tony.
運用你的想像力 ，用想像力 Use your imagination. Huh? Use your imagination.
我需要你幫忙 Listen... I need your help.
你懂帕納的心靈，對吧？ Yeah? You know Parnassus' mind.
我要怎麼回去那些梯子那裏？ How do I get back to those ladders?
有路徑嗎？有地圖嗎？ Is there a map? Hey, hey, hey!
你真的是東尼，對吧？ So you're Tony, right?
如果你是，那我的雞叫什麼？ If you're Tony, what's the name of my chicken?
What?
雞拔毛了 Plucked. God, you've no idea what it's like to feel,
天哪，你根本不知道當神的感覺 I mean, like a god.
我的肺充滿了空氣 My lungs were full of air.
他們是誰？ Who were they?
那些在我面前揮拳的俄國佬？ Who were those big Russian men with the fists in my face?
那不重要 That's not important.
那很重要 It is important. Getting back to that... full body...
你偷了他們的錢 You stole their money.
我沒有 No, I didn't.
你偷了他們的錢，他們說的 You stole their money. That's what
我聽到的，親耳聽到 I heard them say, with my own ears.
你相信他們卻不相信我？ You're going to believe them, not me?
可能是吧 I might. And what are these?
你額頭上的那些記號呢？ Explain these marks on your forehead.
我不知道，跟撒旦有關，魔鬼 I don't know. Something satanic... Devil...
那些是罪大惡極的壞人 Listen, those were irredeemably bad men. Hm?
而我是本性善良 OK? And I'm essentially good.
對不起，東尼是想...循規蹈矩？ Oh, sorry, Tony's trying to be, what, prim? Self-righteous.
自以為是! Self-righteous?
自以為是？ Yes.
你要我說實話？你要聽實話？ Well, you want me to be honest? Oh, yeah. You want the truth?
我愛聽實話 I'd love it.
真的？ Really?
你以為你勇氣十足？ Think you can muster it up?
你能全都吐實？ Do you think you can get it out of that carcass of yours?
就這一次，對我說吧 Just for once. Just for me. Eh?
我創立慈善事業時 When I set up my charity, Anton -
兒童慈善事業 a charity for kids -
我很需要錢 I needed money,
我向那些人貸款 and I accepted a loan from those men.
我完全不知...我不知道 I had no id... I didn't know.
他們利用慈善機構洗錢 They laundered dirty money through the charity.
我知道我很蠢 I know I was stupid.
我犯了錯 I made a mistake...
可是孩子們不該受罰 ...and the kids weren't to blame.
他們是無辜的 They were the innocents.
可是我 But I...
我每天都背負著那一切 I carry that every day.
我人生的每一天 Every day of my life.
All right.
是你想聽實話的 You wanted the truth.
對不起 Sorry.
你還好吧？ Are you OK?
謝謝你對我說實話 Thank you for that.
那些梯子在哪裏？ Where are the ladders?
你能帶我去看嗎？ Will you show me?
那些雲 The clouds...
Nah.
安東？朋友，別走 Anton... Hey, mate, don't leave...
別把我扔在這裏 Ow, ow, ow. Don't leave me here.
安東，別扔下我 Anton! Don't leave me. Come on.
拜託，我今天差點死翹翹 I almost died today.
別丟下我，朋友，拜託 Don't leave me. Mate, come on.
我當時需要錢 I ju... Oh, this... I needed the money!
經營慈善事業是很花錢的 When you run a charity, you have to give lots of money away.
The red tape, the bureauc...
You have no idea
what a bunch of fascists the Charity Commission is.
他還要說他的故事多少遍？ How many more times does he have to say sorry?
波希，這太扯了 ，放他下來 This is ridiculous. Bring him down.
薇倫婷，為什麼你就是看不出來 Listen, Valentina. Look at me. Why can't you see that he has betrayed us
他背叛也欺騙了我們，這很明顯 and he has fooled us all? It's so obvious.
你只是忌妒 Open the hatch! You're just jealous. It's not funny.
我不是忌妒 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous.
波希，打開門 Percy, open the hatch.
他為什麼會想下來？ Why would he wanna come down?
他知道我們不喜歡他 He knows we don't like him.
拜託，看看這些東西 Come on, you guys. Look at this stuff.
你們忘了他來之前是什麼樣子？ Have you forgotten how it was before he came?
不，我沒忘 No, no, I haven't forgotten, Valentina.
那時很單純，幫我拉拉鏈好嗎？ It was so pure. Will you please just unzip me here? Pure?
那些女人呢？你看過她們的表情 And the women? You saw their faces when they came out.
我看過他的面孔 I saw his faces, Valentina.
兩副面孔都看過 I saw both of his faces. He has at least two.
今天是我生日 If not more. It's my birthday.
波希，我們應該要慶祝的 Percy, we're supposed to be celebrating.
至少東尼還記得 At least Tony remembered.
拜託你聽我說一下好嗎？ Would you please listen to me for one second?
不用管它 No. Leave it.
讓他進來，應該是... Let him in, it's...
東尼？ Tony?
我想不是 No, I think not.
坐下 Sit down.
拜託誰去應個門好嗎？ Can somebody please answer the door?
我受不了沒人應門，或接電話 I can't stand not answering the door, or the telephone. Drives me crazy. It's not in my nature.
這不是我的天性 I won't be able to sleep.
我睡不著，這樣敲敲敲的聲音 會整晚在我腦子裏敲 The knock-knock-knocking is gonna be in my head all night.
類似的聲音啦 Just things like that.
Well...
你贏了 ...you've won.
已經結束了 It's over.
四個爛俄羅斯人？ Four rotten Russkies? And the girl from the pub.
還有夜店那個女的 莎莉 Ahh, Sal.
她不算，你算嗎？ She don't count. Do you, Sal?
這就是你找樂子的方法？ And that's how you take your pleasure, is it?
把我耍著玩？跟貓玩老鼠一樣？ Toying with me? Like a cat with a mouse?
莎莉沒有做出真正的選擇 Come on. Sal didn't get to make a real choice.
你因為她出局，就不公平了 You were out for the count. It wouldn't be fair.
你集了四條魂 You got four... So, you know, you get your friend Tony.
你還有我們的朋友東尼，拜託 Come on.
我們平手 We're even.
賭局還不算結束 It's not quite over.
不算 Not quite.
看看時間，都快十一點了 Ho-ho, look at the time. It's almost eleven.
爸 Dad? What?
我們要再表演一場，快點 Oh. We're going to have to give another performance. Now, quickly.
準備移動 Get ready to move out.
那是誰？ Who was that?
只是個問路的人 Just somebody asking the way.
我就在你上頭，他不是來問路的 I overheard you. He wasn't asking the way.
東尼，波希 Yes. Tony! Percy!
怎麼回事？ What's going on?
現在別問，小可愛 Not now, Scrumpy, not now.
東尼人呢？ Where's Tony?
你在隱藏什麼？ What are you hiding?
一定跟那個亂七八糟的故事有關 It's to do with that rambling story
那個你一直沒說完的故事 you started telling and never finished.
你在隱藏什麼？ What are you hiding?
Oh, you...
我想知道真相 I want to know the truth.
真相？ The truth?
我已經一千歲了 I am thousands of years old.
我曾擁有不死之身 I have been immortal.
還有 And...
我的確跟魔鬼做了交易 ...I did make a bargain with the Devil.
為了故事裏那個女人？ For that woman, in the story?
對 Yes.
你母親 Your mother.
我恢復青春 I regained my youth and I won her.
也贏得了她，我們快樂地廝守 We lived in joy.
我們一起變老 We grew old together.
後來有一天她告訴我她懷孕了 And then one day she came and told me that she was pregnant.
想像一下 Imagine.
六十歲懷孕，那真是奇跡 60 years old and pregnant. It was a miracle.
不過她生產時死了 But she died giving birth.
我？ Me?
對 Yes.
是奇跡還是錯誤？ Miracle or a mistake?
你是我犯過最好的錯誤 You're the best mistake I ever made.
還有那交易...跟魔鬼的交易？ And the bargain with the Devil?
交易一定有買方與賣方 There are two parts to a bargain.
他讓我重獲青春 He granted me mortality
條件是，我的任何孩子 on condition that any child I would father...
滿16歲時，就屬於他 would, at the age of 1 6 , belong to him.
不，這只是你編的故事 No. You're just telling a story.
一個殘酷的故事 A cruel story.
我為什麼要相信你？ Why should I believe it? Because it's true.
因為每個字都是真的 Every word of it's true.
不過有了新的賭局 But... But there's a new wager.
一切並未全輸，我們能贏的 All is not lost. Now, we can win, we can win.
你會再度屬於我 You'll be mine again. Enough, enough!
不，聽我說 Stop! No, listen to me, Scrumpy.
聽聽你自己說的話 Listen to yourself!.
你是誰？我已經不知道了 Who are you? I don't know any more!
你一直在我腦袋裏灌輸夢想 All my life you've filled my head with dreams.
你的夢想 Your dreams.
你跟惡魔談交易 You're making deals with the Devil.
我是什麼？一個可悲的賭注？ What am I? A pathetic bet?
另一個錯誤？ Another mistake?
她走了、她走了 Val! Oh, she's gone. She's gone. Telling the truth...
說實話一直都是壞主意 Always a bad idea.
別說話，你這自以為是的膿瘡 Oh, hold your tongue, you smug little pustule!
滾出我的視線，別靠近 Get out of my sight and stay out!
也許你會找到一個侏儒 Perhaps you'll find a midget -
如果你幸運的話 if you're lucky.
薇倫婷! Valentina!
靠 Fuck.
Come on.
你在幹嘛？ What are you doing?
設法拯救你女兒 Trying to save your daughter's life, sir.
救？怎麼救？ Save? How?
我可以成為第五條魂 Well, I figured I could be the fifth soul.
我願意冒險 See. I could take that risk, sir.
你是好人，東尼，不過這沒用 You're a good lad, Tony, but it's no use.
我們還有時間，不是嗎？ We still have time, don't we?
是啊，當然還有時間 Yes, of course there's still time, but...
我從來不求任何回報 You know I'd never ask for anything in return?
那不是我的天性 It's not in my nature.
你是聖人，孩子 Well, you're a saint, my boy, you're a saint, but it...
不過這完全沒用 it's positively useless.
其實，還有一件事 Actually, there is one thing.
Um...
傳授我入定的秘訣吧？ How about an initiation into the secrets of the trance?
我做不到，那不會有用的 Oh, I can't do that, no. What? Why not?
為什麼不會？ No, it won't work.
我想我行的，你會是很棒的老師 I could do it. You'd be a great teacher.
我太難過了 It hurts my head. What do you mean? Too up... Too upset.
現在不是難過的時候，你該快樂 Oh, it's not a time to be upset, sir. It's time to be happy.
想想薇倫婷吧？ I mean, think about Valentina.
我們需要你入定來完成這件事 Now, we need you to be in a trance for this to work.
你能入定嗎？ Mm. Can you give me that?
拜託，閉上眼睛 Come on. Close your eyes, come on.
閉上眼睛，想想海洋 Close your eyes. Think of the ocean.
海浪來又去 The ocean going in and out.
來又去 In and... out.
對，來...又去 Yes, in and... out.
來...又去 In and out.
來...又去 And in and out.
馬的! Shit!
集中精神，這不是軟弱的時候 I don't have time for this. Pull yourself together. This is not a time to be playing baby.
不行 It's no good. What isn't?
怎麼回事？聽我說 It's no good.
專心點 沒有用 Now concentrate. Won't work. Damn it, Tony, just... I need to calm down.
我需要冷靜，你需要冷靜 You need to calm down.
你只需要放輕鬆 You just need to relax and try
試著...想想 and um... think of... c
巧克力 hocolate.
在熱鍋裏融化 Um, melting away on a hot stove.
它就這麼融化 It's just melting, melting...
好，保持專注、保持專注 Good, good, good, good, good. Right, stay with me, sir. Stay with me.
你是怎麼回事？ Oi, what's wrong with you?
責任! Duty!
真相! Truth!
正義! Oi. Justice!
你到底是怎麼了？ Now, what is your problem?
謊言，全是謊言 It's lies. Just listen.
冷靜點，真是...有其父必有其女 All right now, calm down. Bloody hell, father like daughter.
冷靜點，怎麼了？告訴我 Now come here, look at me. No. Calm down. No, no. What is wrong? Talk to me. Lying...
說謊 Who's lying?
誰說謊？ I used to think it was precious.
我曾以為這很珍貴，根本不是 It's not.
幻境嗎？你在說什麼？ What, the lmaginarium? What are you talking about?
我甚至無法逃走 I can't even run away. You can't even run away from what?
你要逃誰？逃離這個？ You wanna run away from this? Yes.
聽著，如果你想走 Listen, if you wanna get away,
我能帶你去一個美麗的地方 I can take you to a beautiful place.
我能帶你去別處 All right? I can take you somewhere.
帶你離開這片黑暗，迎向光明 I can get you out of this darkness. I'll take you to the light, all right?
我帶你去美麗的地方，就你跟我 I'll take you somewhere beautiful. Just you and me.
相信我，跟我來 Now trust me. Come with me now.
我們沒時間扯了 We don't have time for this. All right?
那裏是天堂 Now, it's gonna be a paradise, all right?
是我的世界，也會是我們的世界 It's my world. It could be our world.
相信我，一切會很完美 Trust me, it'll be perfect.
「騙子東尼失蹤」
不，真糟糕 Ah, now. No, see, yeah, that's bad.
我隨手找了一下，偶然發現這個 Did some light reading and found this. Can I have a look?
你可能對這有興趣 Valentina might be interested. We don't have time.
我們沒時間搞這些，我們得進去 We gotta get inside. He's a liar!
他是個騙子 He's nothing but a liar, Val.
這是過去的事 This was in the past.
現在我得帶你進去 In the present, I have to get you in there.
過來，相信我 So come here and trust me...
閉嘴! Shut up!
Val! Valentina!
No!
Aarghh! Right.
我原本不想走到這個地步的 I didn't want it to get to this point, mate.
你不能...相信報紙上寫的東西 You don't believe what you read in the newspapers.
特別是八卦水果報 Especially The Mirror.
你說的沒錯，這世界好美 You were right. The world is beautiful.
我一直夢想你是這個樣子 I always dreamed you'd be like this. Yeah?
還有 And er...
我不是說過你在這會很快樂嗎？ well, didn't I say you'd be happy here?
這是不是很... Isn't it just...
完美？ perfect?
完美 Perfect.
要是我們不用選擇就好了 If only we didn't have to make a choice.
不一定非選擇不可 There doesn't have to be a choice.
甜心，規則就是規則 Sweetheart, a rule's a rule.
那是我父親定的規則 Those are my father's rules.
我們是自由的 We're free.
看到沒？ See? Oh.
真的？ Really?
真的 Really.
我想你是對的 Well, er... I suppose you are right.
東尼，我們想自由就會自由 Tony, we're free if we want to be.
就讓河流去選擇吧 Let's just let the river do the choosing.
現在...吻我 Now... kiss me.
小薇，你真是個淘氣的女孩 Oh, Val, you're a very naughty girl.
當月亮在你眼中倒映，像個批薩 When the moon hits your eyes Like a big pizza pie
那就是愛 That's amore
當星星讓你流口水 When the stars make you drool
就像通心粉裏的豆子 Just like pasta fazool
你已戀愛 You're in love
你知道 You know...
我想也許我愛你，東尼 ...I think maybe I love you, Tony.
Val.
我們該常來搭船 We should lie here more often.
結婚 Get married.
生子 Make babies.
也許這是我的選擇 Well, maybe this is my, er... choice. What d'you mean?
那是孩子，不是選擇 That's a child. It's not a choice.
她需要我們幫忙 She needs our help. Yes.
沒關係，過來，我們會幫你 It's OK. It's OK. Come here, we'll help you. Look, don't worry. Don't worry, come here.
No, no, it's OK, we're here to help you.
東尼，幫幫我，她很強壯 Tony, help me. She's strong. No! Come, it's OK. Honestly, no.
No, we're friends. Come here.
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
對鏡頭微笑，小乖 Smile for the cameras, sweetheart. Lovely!
我想這是我的世界 I think this is my world.
自力更生很好，如果做得到的話 Well, sustainability's great. I mean, if you can achieve it.
問題是大部分狀況下，這不可能 The problem in most cases is you simply can't get there.
你將慈善事業化 Don't you risk entrenching the need for charity
難道不會違背慈善的本質？ by institutionalising it?
聽著，這是個不幸的事實 It's an unfortunate truism that charity,
慈善，跟可憐的小奧佳一樣 like poor little Olga here,
一直與我們同在 is always with us, to coin a phrase.
親愛的，你來了 Ah, there you are, my darling.
各位，她是不是美呆了？ Ladies and gentlemen, isn't she a wonder?
笑燦爛一點、笑燦爛一點 Hello. Big smiles.
你給總裁的訊息是？ What's your message to the President?
我沒有預設立場 I wouldn't presume to have one.
在基金會很幸運的是 I think, luckily for the Foundation,
我們能親眼見到很多真相 we see eye-to-eye on most things.
東尼，我有事... Tony, I had something...
等一下，親愛的 Oh, one sec, love.
總裁先生， 多謝賞光，幸會 Mr President, thank you for coming. There he is. It's great to see you.
我們是世界的兒童 We are the children of the world
我們因你的罪而受苦 And we have suffered for your sins
不過只要你敞開胸懷 But if you open up your heart
就能開啟美麗又嶄新的一天 A beautiful new day begins...
各位女士先生 Ladies and gentlemen,
請歡迎總裁 please be upstanding for the President.
這麼多受苦受難的兒童 Yes, so many suffering children.
這麼多機會可以行善 So much opportunity to do some good, really.
今年是本基金會很重要的一年 It'll be a big year for our Foundation.
總裁已經準備好要介紹我了 President is getting ready to make a speech, introduce me. Yeah. Lovely.
明天再跟你談，當然 Talk to you tomorrow. Yes, absolutely.
我只有一句話要說 I've only three words to say.
幹的好，東尼 Well done, Tony.
孩子們、孩子們 Ah, the children. The children.
這是基金會的重要時刻 This is a vital moment for the future of the Foundation.
全世界的孩子都靠我們了 Children of the world depend on us. Valentina!
薇倫婷 Valentina!
安東？ Anton? Yep.
聽我說 Anton? Yes, yes, listen to me right now.
這跟你無關，這都是他 This is nothing to do with you. This is him.
你在哪裏？ Where are you?
這是他的幻境 This is his imagination.
快叫警衛 Right, call security now!
在下面，在你手臂下面，對 Down here, under your arm. Yes, yes.
天哪，安東，你在這幹嘛？ What... Anton, what are you doing here? Look.
兒童慈善機構的不名譽會長... ''Disgraced Director of children's charity, Suffer The Little Children...''
他說謊，他只是忌妒 He's lying. It's not right, he's jeal...
上周因涉嫌偷取第三世界 ''was arrested last week was arrested last week
兒童的器官賣給有錢的西方人 被警方逮捕 on charges of stealing organs of Third World children and selling them to wealthy Westerners.''
過來，你這個小鬼 Come back. What are you doing?
你在幹嘛？那是安東 That's Anton. He's lying.
他說謊，你到底站誰那邊？ Stop! Whose side are you on? Whose side are you on?
你背叛了我，對不對？ You, you've betrayed me, haven't you?
歷經了這一切，你怎麼可以？ After all we've been through.
不准你碰她 Don't you touch her!
我會讓他們知道，讓全天下知道 I'll show 'em! I'll show them all, Tony. I'll show 'em all. Have had the courage to fight poverty...
他是騙子，是詐欺犯 He's a liar, he's a fraud! Come here, you little bastard!
過來，你這個小混蛋 Do not believe him. I'll kill you.
...passion... and dedication... All right, all right...
Trying to... ...careers and struggles...
Shut up! Trying to ruin my world!
阻止他 Stop him!
天啊 My God. Somebody stop him.
來人阻止他 He's a monster!
阻止他 Stop him!
他是很淘氣的小傢伙 He was being a very naughty little boy.
Christ. Mr President.
Fuck.
Right.
Stop him!
Get out of me way! Christ.
Er, exit sign?
不 Er, oh, no. No! No!
不 No! I can't. No, no, no... No, not good. Er...
我會咬著你的，東尼 I'm coming after you, Tony! I'm coming after you!
我會咬死你 No, get off me.
Get off of me.
安東、安東，你還好嗎？ Anton! Anton! Are you OK? Are you all right? Val! Val, watch out!
Be careful. Are you all right?
Valentina.
Val. Val! Anton.
Anton.
小薇，救我 Val, help me.
抓住我，求求你 Hold on to me. Hold on to me, please.
抓緊! Hold on!
Aaarrghh! Ohh! Ohh!
對不起，我錯了 I'm sorry. I was so wrong.
是啊，我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
不過我愛你 But I love you.
你是誰的手下？ Who are you working for?
這一切不是你一個人搞出來的 You didn't come up with all this by yourself. You bastard! Nah, somebody's got to you.
一定有人請你這麼做 Somebody's paid you.
你會說俄文，對吧？ Speak a little Russian, do we?
奇跡之女，你在這裏 Valentina! Scrumpy! Huh? Miraculous child, there you are.
老混蛋 You old bastard.
歷經了這一切，你怎麼可以？ After everything we've been through.
你是這樣報答我的？ How could you? Is this how you repay me?
我真不敢相信，經歷了一切 I can't believe it. After everything.
這都是你幹的，你怎麼可以？ And this is all your doing. Yeah, all my doing?
都是我幹的？不、不 How could you, Doc? No, no, no, no, no.
不，我是陰倒者 I'm Felicity.
我是說我是引道...引導者，天哪 I-I mean I'm the falicitator - the facilitator dear boy.
我創造機會，你搞砸不能怪我 I create the opportunity. It's not my fault if you're not up to it.
我原諒你 I'll forgive you.
爸 Dad!
醒醒，爸! Wake up. Dad!
Please.
退後，小姐，請退後 Please. Step back, miss. Step back.
Sir? Can?
拜託，小姐 Please, miss. There's n-nothing you can do.
你完全無能為力 ，他已經死了 He's, he's d-d-dead... No!
醉死了 D-D-Dead drunk.
真是的 Bollocks.
我們是不是看過這傢伙？ Haven't we seen this guy before?
他們都一個樣子 Oh, they all look the same.
爛醉鬼 Aye, bloody drunks.
我恨你! I hate you!
你讓我覺得噁心 You make me sick!
這是我的選擇？ This is to be my choice?
等等，你完全不需要那樣 Hold your horses. There's absolutely no need for that.
那只是鬧彆扭而已 That's just plain contrariness.
你真認為你該受罰？ Oh, you really think you deserve punishment, don't you?
你完全不懂，你只是個孩子 You have no idea. You're just a kid. Huh!
你都跑哪去了？ Where have you been?
我現在是女人了 ， 自私的賤貨 I'm a woman now. Selfish bitch.
只適合 Only fit for...
只適合地獄 Only fit for Hell.
是就好了 If only.
拜託，停，你爸不會原諒我的 God, stop. Your pop'd never forgive me.
那會讓我很沒面子 That'd be a shame.
我們跳舞吧 Let's dance.
該死 Damn.
我贏了 I've won.
你知道，這... You know it's...
這並不是我想要的 not exactly what I had in mind, you know.
這一切 All this.
我是指，薇倫婷成為第五條魂 I mean, Valentina being the fifth.
我是說，她...應該是獎品 I mean, she's supposed to be the prize,
不是決勝點 not part of the final score.
這似乎並不公平 Just doesn't seem fair.
我希望他們逮到那個混蛋扯爛他 I hope they get that bastard and tear him limb from limb.
可是他們沒有 But they won't.
他的運氣很好，那傢伙 He leads a charmed life, that one. Mm.
我想逮那個爛人好幾年了 I've been trying to get that bastard for years.
我以為這次逮定他了 ，可是 I thought I had him this time, but, you know,
總是有些笨蛋會冒出來解救他 some prat always seems to come along and rescue him.
Aargh!
你知道你找到他時 You know those er...
他額頭上那些詭異的符號嗎？ weird markings that he had on his forehead when you found him?
那些是做什麼用的？ What is all that about?
是能保護他還是...到底是什麼？ Do they protect him or... What is it?
我從來沒仔細研究過黑魔法 I've never been into all black magic stuff.
我就是弄不明白 I just couldn't get the hang of it.
我能給你口香糖吃嗎？ Can I offer you a stick of gum or a breath mint?
老天，我真討厭看到你這樣 Oh, Jesus. I hate to see you like this, Parny. I mean...
這樣吧 I tell you what.
如果你能幫我搞清楚那些符號 If you can get me the lowdown on all those satanic markings...
更好的是，如果你能幫我 Better, if you can help me wipe that self-righteous little creep
把那張討人厭的臉給徹底抹掉 off the face of the universe...
我就把薇倫婷還給你 I'll give you Valentina back.
你怎麼說？ What do you say?
Oh!
感謝老天! Thank God for that.
什麼？ Huh?
Oh...
糟了 ! Huh? Oh, shit.
還給我 Give it to me.
聽著，我趕時間 Oh, no. Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry.
大家稍等一下，拜託 Now just give us a second, please, everybody.
這是你的管子，那是我的 Oh! Here's your tube and there's mine.
我的是便宜的假貨 Mine's a cheap counterfeit, you know.
它很容易就會碎裂 It breaks so easily.
還有一支 Oh, here's another.
住手 Stop!
你不喜歡？ You're not amused?
你跟魔鬼談過了 ，對不？ You've been talking to the Devil, haven't you?
他怎麼說？不，等等，讓我來猜 What did he say? No, wait, let me.
你想辦法宰了我 If you manage to kill me,
他就會放了薇倫婷，對吧？ then he'll release Valentina, right?
那全是謊言 It's all lies. He can't release her.
他不能放她， 因為他並不擁有她 He can't release her cos he doesn't have her.
他不擁有她， 因為她是獎品 He doesn't have her because she's the prize.
他還沒有集滿五條魂 He still doesn't have the five wins.
不過要是你殺了我，他就集滿了 But if you kill me, he will, won't he?
到那時，你將永遠失去薇倫婷 Then you'll have lost Valentina forever.
選吧 Choose.
這太扯了 This is ridiculous!
選吧 Choose!
好吧 Right.
那支 That one.
你確定你做了正確的選擇？ Sure you made the right choice?
聽著... Oh, look...
來試看看吧 Let's find out.
Voil.
好了
吐出來，你這個老混蛋 Jesus! Spit it out, you old goat.
拿到了 Gotcha!
感謝各位大駕光臨 Thank you all for coming. It's been a splendid success.
一切非常成功圓滿 Uh...
Round the neck.
Hey!
有三個基本規則，尼克先生 There are three cardinal rules, Mr Nick.
一，根本沒有黑魔法 One; There is no black magic,
只有廉價的把戲，還有... only cheap tricks.
我忘了其它兩個 And I forget the others.
我女兒人呢？ Now where's my daughter?
拜託，我怎麼會知道？ Oh, for Christ's sakes. How should I know?
你是她父親，她深愛的父親 You're her father. You're her loving father.
我是說...她是自由的，不是嗎？ I mean, she is free, isn't she? Jesus.
歷經了許多年 And the years roll on.
風依然吹拂 Winds still blow.
雪依然飄落 Snows still fall.
火依然燃燒 Fires... still burn.
然而...一切都變了 And yet ... everything has changed.
那就是我的懲罰？ Is that my punishment?
我是否永遠找不到她了？ Am I never to find her?
拜託，不要 Please stop.
不要再選擇了 ，不要選擇 No more choices. No more choices.
你找到她了？ So you found her?
對，我找到她了 Yes. Yes, I found her.
我想 I think...
她也許有個女兒 ...she may have a daughter.
你不打算進去，對吧？ You're not going in there, are you?
你不會想傷害孩子吧？ You wouldn't want to scar a child for life, would you?
看看你 Look at you.
不 No.
偉大的帕那索斯博士 The Great Doctor Parnassus.
你真是丟臉 You're an utter disgrace.
這需要一點時間 This is gonna take some time.
波希 Oh, Percy.
要是沒有你，我要怎麼辦？ What would I do without you?
找一個侏儒 Get a midget.
讓帕那索斯博士開啟您的想像力 Let Doctor Parnassus open your imagination.
來仰望美神 Transcend heights on Beauty's open wing
進入超乎你想像的世界 and be transported to worlds you've never dreamed of.
這個的結局是圓滿的好結局嗎？ Does it come with a happy ending?
抱歉，這點我們無法保證 Sorry, we can't guarantee that.
女士們 Ladies.
上帝保佑你 God bless you, son.
繼續工作! Get back to work.
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