♪ Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba ♪
- # Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da # - Let's go.
♪ We'll be there ♪
♪ a wink and a smile and a great, old time ♪
♪ yeah, we'll be there ♪
♪ wherever we are, there's fun to be found ♪
♪ we'll be there when you turn that corner ♪
♪ when you jump out the bush ♪
♪ with a big bear smile ♪
♪ we'll be there ♪
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[Music]
[Birds chirping]
[Indistinct conversations]
Aw, man! When do we get to eat?
This line's taking forever!
Ice Bear's tired of staring at this guy's butt.
Can you tell me how much longer? I may die soon.
From up here, I would say... 15 to 75 minutes.
Whoa! Is that the ramen taco? Lucky!
Aah! Ugh!
Wow. There it is. I want to eat my phone now.
I told you we should've settled for the mac-and-cheese pizza truck.
No, Panda. When it comes to food, we never settle.
- Okay, okay! - We're good, law-abiding citizens.
We deserve that ramen taco!
- Maybe 10 of them. - Goodbye, cruel world.
- Oooof!-e Ooof!
Man: Order 74! [Bell dings]
Next!
[Grizzly grunts, clears throat]
[Weakly] Please, sir ... ramen tacos.
We've waited so long. So hungry.
- Is that it? - Next!
Okay, bros, small bites. Savor it.
It has so many textures.
- It's spongy. - [spits] Ice Bear regrets eating that.
Dude, you're right. What's up with this food?
- It's gross! - We waited four hours in line for this?
[Squirrel chitters]
- Here you go, little guy. - Um, Griz, look.
Whoa. Close one. Come on. Let's go get our money back.
Sorry, little guy.
- Uh, yeah, I'll have the ... - Excuse us, friend.
Hi, yes, um, we weren't completely satisfied with our meal.
- Can we have our money back? - You guys can't return food.
This is half-eaten, anyways.
You think I'm a chump or something?
Well, no. But we just thought what we waited for
wasn't really equal to the quality of food.
- No offense. - Oh. So now you're gonna rip on my food?
- Get lost! Next! - What?
Oh, we understand! Your food stinks!
No, I'm not done complaining yet!
I will be heard ... on the internet!
"Worst food ever" ...
- 1/4 star. - Why give 1/4? They have to learn.
- Eh, I liked the ambience. - Well, I'm not pulling any punches.
"Eat here if you hate"... um, uh... "eating."
[Cellphone bloops]
- Yeah. - I don't know what's worse ...
selling terrible food or the fact that people like it.
It's a shame.
Sometimes I just don't understand this world anymore.
Yeah, I guess some people just can't tell the difference
between good food and...
[Chomps]
[Gasps, slurps]
...crazy-amazing food! Oh, my gosh!
Ice Bear knows.
[Sniffs]
[Chomps]
Mmm!
Oh, man. This is way better than that ramen taco truck.
Ha! That's it! [Chomps]
Okay, you guys, this is going to blow your mind.
- What? - Let's start our own food truck!
- Hmm. That's not a bad idea, I guess. - Mm-hmm.
- It couldn't be that hard. - Mm-hmm.
And our food is totally better
- than that shady taco truck. - Mm-hmm.
And we'll get a ton of customers and be super-rich!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Ice Bear is in. - Both: Yeah!
[Truck horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
[Hip-hop music plays] Whoooaaaa!
Whooooaaaa!
- Yeah! Uh-huh! - Hey! Hey! Hey!
- What? - It's the beeeaaar's calzone!
- Ye-e-ah! - # Calzone in my mouth #
[Clears throat] Anyways...
- come and enjoy our wonderful calzones! - Please!
- Whoo! Ha! - Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles]
Woman: Yeah, two ramen tacos.
Okay, guys, you know what to do.
Sir, would you like a sample? California-shaped calzone.
- Don't be shy. It's free. - Unh-unh.
- Sir, would you like to try a sample? - No, thanks.
- Free sample? - Uh...
Please just try it! I promise you'll love it!
I'm sorry.
Fresh calzones! [Exhales sharply] Okay.
Ow.
H-Hey, would you like to try a calzone? No? Okay.
Whew! Ohhhh.
Um... ohh...
Uh...
Oh, hey, you should get a calzone!
Or not. Just keep walking. That's fine.
Oh! Ow.
[Indistinct conversations]
[Groaning]
Samples?
[Groans]
[Grunts]
[Growls]
I don't get it. Our food is good.
Why do people eat that stuff?
Hey, you! Why don't you eat our food?! Huh?! Why?!
It's so delicious! [Man whimpers]
- Would you like to try a sample? - Let go of me!
- Okay. - Geez. [Groans]
There, there. [Squirrel chitters]
- Wha? - Wha?
- A paying costumer! - But, Griz!
$500?! That could end our lives!
Ohh! So torn! [Bell dings]
- Huh? - Huh?
Thank you, sir. One calzone coming right up.
Here you go, friend. Enjoy!
Whoo-hoo!
Ha ha! Look at this! We're rich!
Aah!
[All chittering]
[Snoring]
Mm. You want to try a sample?
[Shuffling in distance]
Huh? [Muttering]
- Oh! - [Drowsily] What's going on?
Ohaaaaah!
How did these guys get their money?
Hey!
[Beeping]
- Let's cook! - Whoo-hoo!
Next.
Next!
Next.
Keep 'em coming! We got a ton of orders coming in!
- Panda: Thank you. - Grizzly: Come again.
[Chuckles] Thank you, sir.
[Laughs] Oh, yeah!
♪ Get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah ♪
♪ get it, calzone in my mouth, yeah ♪
♪ get it, calzone ♪
- Here you go, sir. - Come again!
Oh, man! Totally owned those other food trucks!
Hey! What are you guys doing?!
You're driving away all the customers!
[Wolves howl]
Ugggh!
[Crowd gasps]
[All gasp]
Oh, you're just jealous 'cause our calzones are legit! [Bird squawks]
Hey! You didn't pay for that!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Possum chittering]
[Growls]
[Wolves barking]
[Horns blaring, indistinct shouting]
[Tires squeal]
Fellow food truckers, on behalf of myself and my bros,
we'd like to say... "our bad."
That food truck was all I had.
My food truck was passed down to me for three generations.
I lost my family in the food truck. I will never see them again.
Oops. Never mind. There they are.
[Sighs] One last picture.
Aah!
- Wait! That's it! - Hey, I'm not done posting it!
Step off!
Follow me, food truckers! To freedom!
[Animals chittering]
Come on, everyone! [Bird squawks]
Whoa!
Oof!
[Animals grumbling] [Gasps]
[All growling, snarling]
[Hoots]
Get behind me, bros! You guys up there, be cool.
We got this under cont...
Well, that was kind of rude.
[Animals snarl] [gasps]
[Cellphone beeping] Oh, no! The battery's dead!
Du... Bo... Baaaah!
Run!
[Wind rushing]
[All sniffing]
[All gagging]
[Animals whimpering]
- Hooray! - Yeah!
[All sniff, gag]
Okay, that's a fine for feeding the animals,
selling without a permit, driving an unregistered truck,
and disturbing the peace.
Yeah, it's not like this is the first ticket we've ever gotten.
Thank you, officer.
Well, at least we taste great. Mmm.
1/4 star!
sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~