♬坚持住，坚持住 ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪
今天这可能是 ♪ Today this could be ♪
♬我们生命中最美好的一天 ♪ The greatest day of our lives ♪
♬在一切结束之前 ♪ Before it all ends ♪
在我们耗尽时间之前 ♪ Before we run out of time ♪
-靠近我-坚持住，坚持住 - ♪ Stay close to me ♪ - ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪
♬靠近我吧 ♪ Stay close to me ♪
♬今晚看世界变得活跃起来 ♪ Watch the world come alive tonight ♪
♬靠近我吧 ♪ Stay close to me ♪
♬照亮我们最伟大的日子 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
♬点灯吧，点灯吧 ♪ Light up, light up ♪
♬照亮我们最伟大的日子 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
♬点灯吧，点灯吧 ♪ Light up, light up ♪
今夜这可能是 ♪ Tonight this could be ♪
♬我们生命中最美好的夜晚 ♪ The greatest night of our lives ♪
♬让我们重新开始吧 ♪ Let's make a new start ♪
♬未来是我们自己去寻找的 ♪ The future is ours to find ♪
♬你能看到吗？♬-♬你能看见吗？♪ - ♪ Can you see it? ♪ - ♪ Can you see it? ♪
♬你能从我的眼睛里看到吗？♪ ♪ Can you see it in my eyes? ♪
♬你现在能感觉到吗？♬-♬哦，你能感觉到吗？♪ - ♪ Can you feel it now? ♪ - ♪ Oh, can you feel it? ♪
♬你能hold住吗 ♪ Can you hold it ♪
今夜在你怀里？♪ ♪ In your arms tonight? ♪
♬坚持，坚持。♪ ♪ Hold on, hold on. ♪
嗨。 Hi.
嗨。我Ani。 Hi. I'm Ani.
没有?你在等别人吗？ No? You waiting for someone else?
好吧。你确定吗？ All right. Are you sure?
好吧。 Okay.
你好。嗨。 Hello. Hi.
-你好吗？- - - - - -你好。 - How are you? - Hello.
-嗨。我Ani。-很高兴认识你。 - Hi. I'm Ani. - Pleased to meet you.
-很高兴认识你。——是的。 - Very nice to meet you. - Yes.
-你好吗？-我很好。 - How you doing? - I'm doing well.
——是吗?-谢谢。哦，非常可爱。 - Yeah? - Thank you. Oh, quite lovely.
你可以坐在那里，好吗？ You can sit right there, okay?
♬每天这样做，我才醒来♬ ♪ Doing it daily, me I just wake up ♪
不知道命运会给我什么礼物……♪ ♪ And wonder what gift will my destiny... ♪
好吧。 Okay.
你还和你的家人联系吗？ Do you still talk to your family?
-他们知道你这么做吗？——嗯。 - Do they know you do this? - Mm-hmm.
-真的吗？他们不介意吗？-是的。 - They do? They're okay with it? - Yeah.
我会没事的。 I'd be okay.
你家人知道你在这里吗？ Does your family know you're here?
-我希望不是。——是吗? - I hope not. - Yeah?
-嗨。我Ani。-很高兴见到你，安。 - Hi. I'm Ani. - Nice to meet you, Ani.
-很高兴认识你。-我是里奇。 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Ricky.
——瑞奇?-是的。 - Ricky? - Yeah.
嗨。见到你很高兴。我就坐在你旁边就好。 Hi. Nice to meet you. I'll just sit right next to you right here.
-是啊。-很舒服，对吧？ - Oh, yeah. - Very cozy, right?
很严重。 Pretty serious.
-是的。-有很多事要做，但-这就是我来的原因-你工作很努力？ - Yeah. - A lot of work, but, you know, - that's why I'm here. - You're a hard worker?
冷静下来，过来，好吗？ Chill out and come here, you know?
好吧，我们可以去一个单独的房间放松一下。 Yeah, well, we could go chill out in a private room.
好了，幸运数字6。 All right, lucky number six.
这是我的号码。 That's my number.
♬我是个坏女孩，教训教训我吧 ♪ I'm a bad girl, teach me lessons ♪
谢谢你！哦。 Thank you. Oh.
♬我是个好女孩，给我买礼物吧 ♪ I'm a good girl, buy me presents ♪
♬我是个坏女孩，教训教训我吧……♪ ♪ I'm a bad girl, teach me lessons... ♪
是的。 Yeah.
——Ani ?-是的。 - Ani? - Yeah.
那天晚上罗伯特来的时候，他邀请你跳舞了吗？ When Robert was here the other night, did he ask you for a dance?
是的。 Yeah.
你和他跳了舞？ And you danced with him?
是的。 Yeah.
好吧。 Okay.
——好的。——好的。 - Okay. - Okay.
婊子。 Bitch.
——是的!——哇! - Yeah! - Whoo!
♬我就是你需要的一切 ♪ I'm everything you need ♪
♬我是你需要的一切……♪ ♪ I'm everything you need... ♪
他真的很奇怪。 He was really weird.
超级奇怪。 Super weird.
-就像连环杀手那样奇怪？-他会揉…是啊，他就像印第安人杰弗里·达默，他不停地揉我的腿……哦,不。 - Like, serial killer weird? - Like, he would rub... Yeah, like, he was like Indian Jeffrey Dahmer, and he kept, like, - rubbing my leg... Oh, no.
．.．像这样围成一个圈。 ...in a circle like that.
那是什么？那是一只蝴蝶吗？ What is that? Is that a butterfly?
-是的，是一只蝴蝶。-你太优雅了。 - Yeah, it's a butterfly. - You're so classy.
我知道。 I know.
我像个真正的妓女一样有钱。 I got dollar signs like a real ho.
不，但你在用那些表现出来。 No, but you're manifesting with those.
他说我像他18岁的女儿。 He said I looked like his 18-year-old daughter.
然后他从我这里买了五支舞。 And then he bought five dances from me.
真他妈恶心。 That's fucking disgusting.
至少他请了我跳舞。 Well, at least he bought the dances.
是的。 Yeah.
-你可以碰我。没关系。——是吗? - You can touch me. It's okay. - Yeah?
我给你做条腰带。 I'll build you a belt.
给我做条皮带。 Yeah, make me a belt.
钱腰带？ A money belt?
你没带现金？我们去自动取款机吧。 You don't have cash? Let's go to the ATM.
你想现在就去自动取款机吗？ You want to go to the ATM right now?
-嗯，我不能花太多。-好吧。 - Well, I can't spend too much. - Yeah, okay.
-我们去自动取款机吧。——太棒了。 - Let's go to the ATM. - Great.
我去给你拿些现金。 Let's go get you some cash.
说真的，有一次他从浴室出来，他没拉上裤子的拉链。 Seriously, he came out of the bathroom one time, and he didn't zip up his fucking pants.
就像，如果你尿完尿后都不能拉上裤子拉链，我就不相信你能做音乐。 It's like, if you can't zip up your fucking pants after you take a piss, I don't trust you with the music.
老兄，他都40岁了。 Dude, he's 40.
他真的很老了。 He's literally geriatric.
-不，我知道。这就像……——Ani。 - No, I know. It's like... - Ani.
我有个孩子想找个会说俄语的人。 I got a kid who wants someone who speaks Russian.
吉米，我和姑娘们谈过了，如果你表妹不尊重我们，我们就不会再给小费了。 You know, Jimmy, the girls and I have been talking, and if your cousin doesn't start showing us some respect, we're not gonna tip out anymore.
-好吧。我会和他谈谈的。-是的。 - All right. I'll talk to him. - Yeah.
你在说谁，那个DJ吗？ Who are you talking about, the DJ?
-好吧，真的吗？-他是个混蛋。 - All right, seriously? - He's an asshole.
我和他分享了我的歌单，他非常粗鲁和不屑。 I shared my playlist with him, and he was very rude and dismissive.
你要杀了我了。 You're killing me.
我们走吧。来吧。 Let's go. Come on.
不。不，我在吃东西。 No. No, I'm eating my food.
这就是为什么你有特百惠。 That's why you have Tupperware.
-保持新鲜。-她在吃东西。 - To keep things fresh. - She's eating.
他是个挥金如土的人。 He's a spender.
-来吧。我们走吧。-来吧。搞什么鬼。 - Come on. Let's go. - Come on. What the fuck.
-时间就是金钱，宝贝。-滚一滚。 - Time is money, baby. - Get a roll on it.
没有裤子，什么都没有。 Without pants, without nothing.
然后……-嘿，各位。——那么……等一下，兄弟。 And then some... - Hey, guys. - Then... One second, bro.
人。人。你好。 Guys. Guys. Hello.
-这是美丽的阿尼。——哇。 - This is the beautiful Ani. - Wow.
-嗨。-她会照顾好你今晚需要的一切——Ani。 - Hi. - She's gonna take care of - everything you need tonight. - Ani.
阿尼，让我感到骄傲。 Ani, make me proud.
是的。我…是的。 Yeah. I'm... Yeah.
你很漂亮。 You are beautiful.
呃，我是，呃，呃，伊凡，还有…但你可以叫我万尼亚。 Um, I'm, uh, uh, Ivan, and... But you can call me Vanya.
——名叫。好吧。-是的。 - Vanya. Okay. - Yeah.
很高兴见到你，Vanya。 Nice to meet you, Vanya.
这是我最好的朋友…他妈最好的朋友，汤姆。 And this is my best friend... Uh, fucking best friend, Tom.
-嗨。我Ani。-怎么了？ - Hi. I'm Ani. - What's up?
你还不错。呃，还有，呃…我听到你说俄语，对吗？ You're not bad. Uh, and, uh... I heard you speak Russian, right?
不，我不会说俄语，但我懂俄语。 Mm. No, I don't speak Russian, but I know Russian.
你是什么意思？ What do you mean?
我会说俄语。 I can speak Russian.
我只是不想说，但你可以继续说俄语。 I just prefer not to, but you can go ahead and speak Russian.
我明白了。 I'll understand.
我不明白。 Uh, I not understand.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
嗯…——好的。-是的。 Um... - Okay. - Yeah.
你好,伊万。 Hello, Ivan.
我叫阿尼。 My name is Ani.
我是这样说俄语的。 This is how I speak Russian.
你还想让我说俄语吗？ Do you still want me to speak Russian?
妈耶! Fuck yeah!
-不，是…-我的俄语很糟糕。 - No, it's... - My Russian is terrible.
我甚至不会卷舌发R音。 I can't even roll my R's.
不，不，你还不错，真的。 No, no, you-you are not bad, really.
你的俄语还不错。你的俄语很棒，很棒。 You are not bad in Russian. Your Russian is great, great.
——真的吗?好吧。-是的。 - Really? Okay. - Yeah.
我不同意，但是谢谢你。 Well, I disagree, but thank you.
是的。你怎么懂俄语的？ Yeah. And, uh, how do you know Russian?
我奶奶从来没学过英语，所以……啊。啊哈。 My grandmother never learned English, so... Ah. Uh-huh.
-是的。-我说的够多了。 - Yeah. - But enough about me.
你们俩是从俄罗斯来的？ You two are from Russia?
是的，我是俄罗斯人，但他住在这里。 Yeah, I'm from Russia, uh, but he lives here.
是的。 Yeah.
。 Mm.
哦，所以你是在度假还是…嗯，是的，度假。 Oh, so you're on vacation or... Mm, yeah, vacation.
我想你可以这么说。是的。 I guess you can say that. Yeah.
但我要说的是…我可以换成俄语吗？ But I'm speaking, uh... May I switch to Russian?
——是吗?是的。-是啊。你要什么都行。 - Yeah? Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Whatever you want.
是的，因为我的英语听起来很糟糕。 Yeah, because my English sounds terrible.
是啊。-不不不 At all, yeah. - No, no, no.
-你的英语真不错。-是的。 - Your English is really good. - Yeah.
所以我觉得我们应该拿瓶酒敬我们的臭口音。 And that's why I think we should toast to our fucking bad accents with a bottle.
是的。你想去VIP吗？ Yeah. And you want to go to VIP, maybe?
是的,很好。我想要的。 Yeah, excellent. I want.
哦。 Oh.
你在一个很酷的地方工作。 You work in a cool place.
是啊，那是个很酷的地方。 Yeah, it's a cool place.
我带你去的房间真的很好。 And the room I'm bringing you to is really nice.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
——哇。嗯-就在那儿。 - Wow. Mm. - Right in there.
-嗯-你真的很棒 - Mm. - You're very good, really.
还有一个。是的。 And one more. Yeah.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
♬我不后悔♬ ♪ I'm not sorry ♪
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
不，我哪也不去。 No, I'm not going anywhere.
♬我不后悔…♪ ♪ I'm not sorry... ♪
你能坐稳了吗？ Can you sit on your hands for me?
——什么?-别动。 - What? - Sit on your hands.
-把手放在腿下面。——就像……嗯哼。 - Hands under your legs. - Like... Mm-hmm.
♬不能说我没有尝试过 ♪ Can't say I didn't try ♪
除非我说，否则别碰我 ♪ Don't touch me unless I say so ♪
♬不，你不是我喜欢的类型……♪ ♪ No, you're not even my type... ♪
这是不允许的。 This is not allowed.
但我喜欢你。 But I like you.
上帝保佑美国。 God bless America.
♬你恨我是个明星……♪ ♪ You hate that I'm a star... ♪
敬你有个强壮的鸡巴和很多钱。 Here's to having a hard dick and lots of money.
嗯…我想问。你在俱乐部以外工作吗？ Um... I want to ask. Do you work outside the club?
把手机给我。 Give me your phone.
嗯…♬他们在前门，请他们进来 Uh... ♪ Hos at the front door, invite 'em in ♪
-♬你好？♬-♬我们整晚都在这里 - ♪ Hello? ♪ - ♪ We've been here all night ♪
♬现在又亮了 ♪ Now it's light again ♪
♬运气不好……♪ ♪ It's bad luck... ♪
哟。 Yo.
哟。哟。你买牛奶了吗？ Yo. Yo. Did you pick up milk?
你看到冰箱里的牛奶了吗？ Do you see milk in the fridge?
不。 No.
那我他妈就没去拿牛奶。 Then I didn't pick up the fucking milk.
太棒了。 Wonderful.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
嗨。我来找扎哈罗夫先生。 Hi. Uh, I'm here for Mr. Zakharov.
——伊万?-是的。嗯哼。 - Ivan? - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
嗨。你好。有什么事吗? Hi. Hello. What's up?
——嗯…-嗨。 - Uh... - Hi.
进来。请进。 Come in. Come in, please.
欢迎来到我简陋的住所。 Mm, so welcome to my humble abode.
嗯…- - - - - -拥抱。-哦，是的。 Uh... - Hugs. - Oh, yes.
拥抱。 Hugs.
我可以帮你。 I can help you.
-嗯-哦谢谢你！ - Mm. - Oh. Thank you.
哦，你看起来真美。 Ooh, you-you look beautiful.
——太棒了。——哦。谢谢你！ - Awesome. - Aw. Thank you.
想喝点什么吗？ Want something to drink?
好吧，我要一杯水。 Uh, yeah, I'll-I'll take a water.
——水?你确定吗？——嗯。 - Water? Are you sure? - Mm-hmm.
你想要什么就拿什么。 You can take everything you want.
伏特加，龙舌兰酒，威士忌，威士忌可乐。 Vodka, tequila, whiskey, whiskey cola.
可口可乐,可能吗? Coca-Cola, maybe?
不，一杯水就好。 No, a water's good.
-好的，谢谢。——嗯。 - Yeah, thank you. - Uh-huh.
随你便，安。 Suit yourself, Ani.
苏打水还是淡水？ Uh, sparkling or flat water?
都可以。 Um, either is good.
哦……该死的水在哪里？ Oh... Where's the fucking water?
哇。 Wow.
不算太寒酸。 Not too shabby.
什么是“寒酸”？ What is "shabby"?
哦，我只是在玩。 Oh, I'm-I'm just playing.
我是说你的家很漂亮。 I meant your home is-is beautiful.
我的家很好，姑娘。 My home is okay, girl.
嗯,闪闪发光。 Um, sparkling.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
卧室在楼上。我们走吧。 Bedroom's upstairs. Let's go.
好吧。 Okay.
-哦，对不起。-我在等你。 - Oh, sorry. - I am waiting for you.
哦。 Oh.
我要快点。 I'll hurry up.
他们还没有给我铺床。 They didn't make my bed yet.
他妈的。有这么难吗？ Fuck. Is it so difficult?
对不起。 Sorry.
哇。 Whoa.
漂亮的观点。 Nice view.
我的视野更好。 My view's better.
好吧。那么，你在找什么？ Okay. So, what are you looking for?
嗯,性。 Um, sex.
是的，我知道。 Yeah, I know.
我是说，有什么特别的吗？ I mean, like, anything special?
是的，特殊的性爱。 Yeah, special sex.
-特殊的性爱。——嗯。 - Special sex. - Mm-hmm.
好吧。 Okay.
什么都学一点吗？ So, like, a little bit of everything?
一点点……是的!听起来太棒了！ A little bit of... Yes! Sounds fucking amazing!
你想把衣服脱掉吗？ You want to take your clothes off?
是的。 Yeah.
哇。好吧。 Wow. Okay.
-你想穿上这个吗？——嗯? - You want to put this on? - Hmm?
还是要我帮你戴上？ Or do you want me to put it on for you?
——更快。——嗯。 - Faster. - Mm-hmm.
快,快。 Faster, faster.
——更快。得更快。得更快。——嗯。 - Faster. Faster. Faster. - Mm-hmm.
——停止。停止。停止。——好的。 - Stop. Stop. Stop. - Okay.
-所以你想让我停下来？-停，停，停！ - So you want me to stop? - Stop, stop, stop!
-我说…——好的。 - I said... - Okay.
啊。想要你吗? Ah. Want you?
哦，嗯，当然。 Oh, uh, sure.
当然。 S-S-S-Sure.
但小心点，好吗？ But be careful with that shit, yeah?
小心。啊。 Careful. Ah.
这是给你的。 And that's for you.
小费。 Tip.
-谢谢。-是的。 - Thank you. - Yeah.
你真是太慷慨了。 That's very generous of you.
我还想再说一件事。 And I want to say one more thing.
是的。 Yes.
真的很神奇。 It was really amazing.
哦，哦，哦。 Oh, oh, oh.
我喜欢这些家伙。你认识他们吗？ I love these guys. You know them?
不。 No.
哦。你一定认识他们。 Oh. You must know them.
那么，嗯，你多大了？ So, um, how old are you?
21岁。 Twenty-one.
你多大了？ How old are you?
比你还大。 Mm, older than you.
-你多大了？- 25 ? - How old are you? - 25?
不，我23岁了。 No, I'm-I'm 23.
哦,哇。 Oh, wow.
你表现得像你才25岁。 You act like you are 25.
好吧。 Okay.
你有趣。 You're funny.
是的，我知道。 Yeah, I know.
所以,有趣吗?为什么? So, funny? Why?
我不知道。 I don't know.
你只是……你,就像……你有趣。这是……很酷，对吧？ You're just... you're, like... You're funny. It's... Funny cool, right?
-当然了。-是的。 - Yeah, of course. - Yeah.
真的很有趣很酷。 Really funny cool.
如果你不介意我问，你是怎么得到这些的？ And if you don't mind me asking, like, what do you do to get all of this?
你以为我是干什么的？ What do you think I do?
那你觉得我会怎么看你？ Well, what do you think I think you do?
哦，该死的英语。 Oh, fucking English.
。好的。我可以说，但是…这是个大秘密。 Mm. Okay. I can say, but it's, uh... it's really big secret.
好吧。 Okay.
我真的是个大毒贩子。 I'm really big drug dealer.
哦,真的吗? Oh, really?
你为什么相信…？ Why you trust...?
不。 No.
但我是真正的枪贩子。 But I'm really big gun dealer.
。好的。 Mm. Okay.
来吧。 Come on.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
等等，你做了什么应用之类的吗？ Wait, so, like, you made some app or something?
-那是…-是的。是的。我。 - Is that... - Yeah. Yeah. I-I made.
我确实对应用程序有一些很酷的想法……不，不，不。我…不。 I do have some cool ideas for apps... No, but no, no. I... No.
好吧。 Okay.
我的父亲……是吗? My father... Yeah?
长话短说……我爸爸是尼古拉·扎哈罗夫。 Long story short... my dad is Nikolai Zakharov.
对不起。 Sorry.
我不知道那是谁。 I don't know who that is.
谷歌他。 Google him.
——谷歌?-是的。 - Google? - Yeah.
嗯…等等，他叫什么来着？ Um... wait, what's his name again?
尼古拉Zakharov。 Nikolai Zakharov.
我可以拼给你听。 I-I can spell it for you.
N-I-K-O-lai……不，我来吧。 N-I-K-O-lai... No, I-I got it.
——是吗?-谢谢。 - Yeah? - Thank you.
是的，让我看看。 Yeah, let me see.
“孩子。” "Children."
是的。名叫Zakharov。 Yeah. Vanya Zakharov.
是我。 It's me.
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
“哦,大便。” "Oh, shit."
不。不可能。 No. No way.
-当然了。- - - - - -兄弟。 - Yes fucking way. - Bro.
我今晚又要见他了，所以…疯了。 And I'm seeing him again tonight, so... Crazy.
我猜他玩得很开心。 I guess he had fun or something.
我们都知道你有多有趣，宝贝。 Yeah, we all know what fun you are, babe.
你他妈少管闲事好吗？ Uh, you want to mind your fucking business?
你他妈管我们的事。 You're making it our fucking business.
-冷静，戴蒙德。-爱说话的贱人。 - Calm down, Diamond. - Chatty bitch.
恶心。 Gross.
姜女人。 Ginger cunt.
♬娘娘腔午餐，脱衣舞俱乐部自助餐 ♪ Pussy lunch, strip club buffet ♪
♬如果他不花，我就失踪了 ♪ If he don't spend, I'm M.I.A. ♪
♬付我房租，扔在我脸上 ♪ Pay my rent, throw it on my face ♪
♬巨无霸猫咪和屁股蛋奶酥 ♪ Big Mac pussy and a ass soufflé ♪
♬叫救护车吧 ♪ Call an ambulance ♪
-这妞太致命了-是啊 - ♪ This pussy's lethal ♪ - Yeah.
♬快报警，这女人是非法的 ♪ Call the police, this pussy's illegal ♪
♬在监视名单上的猫咪，中央情报局 ♪ Pussy on a watch list, CIA ♪
♬嫁给了钱，保留了我娘家的姓，嘿 ♪ Married to the money, keep my maiden name, hey ♪
♬哦，布鲁克，你在滴，滴，滴，滴 ♪ Uh, Brooke, you drippin', drippin', drippin', drippin' ♪
♬呃，EJ滴，滴 ♪ Uh, EJ drippin', drippin' ♪
——哦!-♬滴啊，滴啊 - Oh! - ♪ Drippin', drippin' ♪
♬呃，我要喝了 ♪ Uh, gonna sip it ♪
-♬小口喝，小口喝，小口喝♬哦。 - ♪ Sip it, sip it, sip it ♪ Oh.
♬嗯，是的 ♪ Uh, yeah ♪
♬猫咪滴，滴，滴，滴 ♪ Pussy drip, d-drip, d-drip, droplet ♪
♬猫咪很甜，所以喜欢巧克力 ♪ Pussy sweet, so sweetie like chocolate ♪
♬猫咪滴，猫咪啪啪啪 ♪ Pussy drip, pussy po-po-po-poppin' ♪
♬猫咪滴，滴，滴，滴 ♪ Pussy drip, d-drip, d-drip, droplet ♪
♬猫咪很甜，所以喜欢巧克力 ♪ Pussy sweet, so sweetie like chocolate ♪
♬猫咪滴，猫咪啪啪啪 ♪ Pussy drip, pussy po-po-po-poppin' ♪
♬猫咪滴，滴，滴，滴 ♪ Pussy drip, d-drip, d-drip, droplet ♪
♬猫咪毛绒，泰迪熊柔软 ♪ Pussy plush, teddy bear soft ♪
♬猫咪库什…♪ ♪ Pussy kush... ♪
这真是天才。 This is genius.
♬猫咪是个摇滚明星 ♪ Pussy a rock star ♪
♬阴部湿了，被铐在警车里 ♪ Pussy wet, cuffed in a cop car ♪
♬猫咪生病了，猫咪需要医生…♪ ♪ Pussy sick, pussy need a doctor... ♪
加油，加油，加油，加油。 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
不被打败，猫咪是一个拳击手 ♪ Undefeated, pussy is a boxer ♪
如果你想要尊重，爸爸，先把盒子吃了 ♪ If you want respect, daddy, eat the box first ♪
♬哦，布鲁克，你在滴，滴，滴，滴 ♪ Uh, Brooke, you drippin', drippin', drippin', drippin' ♪
♬呃，EJ滴，滴，滴，滴 ♪ Uh, EJ drippin', drippin', drippin', drippin' ♪
♬要小口喝，小口喝，小口喝，小口喝 ♪ Uh, gonna sip it, sip it, sip it, sip it ♪
♬嗯，是的 ♪ Uh, yeah ♪
♬猫咪滴，滴，滴，滴。♪ ♪ Pussy drip, d-drip, d-drip, droplet. ♪
哦，那太疯狂了。 Oh, that was crazy.
小小奖励，因为你是最棒的。 Little bonus because you're the best.
好吧。 Okay.
我们走吧! Let's go!
顺便说一下，我要开个派对。 By the way, I'm having a party.
新年晚会。 New Year's party.
你一定要来。 And you have to come.
它将会是砰砰作响的。 It's going to be banging.
那天晚上我可能要工作。 I might have to work that night.
哦,不。那天晚上你可能不工作。 Oh, no. You might not work that night.
他妈的。 Fuck.
我可以带人来吗？ Can I bring someone?
不。 No.
如果是个男孩，那就不行。 Uh, if it is a boy, no.
我不想要香肠派对。 I don't want a sausage party.
他妈的。 Fuck.
不，她不是。 No, she's not.
好吧。在这儿见。 Okay. See you here.
你为什么不开枪？ Why don't you shoot?
什么？ What?
你付了一个小时的钱，如果你想再来一次，还剩45分钟。 You know, you paid for an hour, and there's still like 45 minutes left, if you want to go again.
不可能。 No fucking way.
是的，当然。 Yes fucking way.
我他妈告诉过你。——女孩。 I fucking told you. - Girl.
——对吗?我知道。——女孩! - Right? I know. - Girl!
里面简直是疯了。 And it's fucking insane inside.
-有电梯。-我的天啊。 - There's an elevator. - Oh, my God.
-该死的电梯。——等待。 - Fucking elevator. - Wait.
-从没见过这样的。-我的咪咪掉了吗？ - Never seen anything like it. - Are my tits off?
不，你的咪咪看起来很美。 No, your tits look amazing.
——好的。-看起来很完美。 - Okay. - They look perfect.
-等等，我的咪咪掉了吗？——没有。 - Wait, are my tits off? - No.
- - - - - -兄弟。- - - - - -兄弟。 - Bro. - Bro.
我知道。我告诉过你。我不是告诉过你吗？ I know. I told you. Didn't I tell you?
——女孩。-太疯狂了，楼上更美。 - Girl. - It's crazy, and upstairs is even more beautiful.
哟，哟，哟。有什么事吗?嗨。 Yo, yo, yo. What's up? Hi.
-嗨。-是的。 - Hi. - Yeah.
哦。 Oh.
哦，露露，这是伊万。 Oh, uh, Lulu, this is Ivan.
是的，我是露露。 Yes, uh, this is Lulu.
很高兴认识你。 Very nice to meet you.
你能来我太兴奋了，我们去喝一杯吧。 Uh, I am so excited that you are here, and let's go drink.
——是吗?对，走，走，走，走，走。-是的。 - Yes? Yeah, go, go, go, go, go. - Yeah.
-想喝点什么吗？-当然。 - Want to get some drinks? - Hell yeah.
你准备好了吗？ Are you ready?
还有，阿尼，你的嘴在这里。 And, Ani, your mouth here.
从奶头开始。 From the titty.
那是跟伊凡上床的伴游女郎。 That's the escort that's fucking Ivan.
-不可能！-我告诉你！ - No way! - I'm telling you!
-她很厉害，对吧？——完全! - She's pretty good, yeah? - Totally!
嘿!嘿!嘿! Hey! Hey! Hey!
下来。这不是攀爬架。 Get down. This is not jungle gym.
十七岁!十六岁!十五岁! Seventeen! Sixteen! Fifteen!
——是的!- 14 !十三! - Yeah! - Fourteen! Thirteen!
十二个!十一!十个! Twelve! Eleven! Ten!
九个!八!七个!六个! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six!
五个!四个!三! Five! Four! Three!
两个!一个! Two! One!
阿尼，阿尼，阿尼，我们走，走，走，走。 Ani, Ani, Ani, let's go, go, go, go.
是的,是的。 Yeah, yeah.
烟花后! Fireworks after!
如果你看到那些亚美尼亚人就告诉我。 Tell me if you see those Armenians.
我没看见任何人。 I don't see anyone.
顺便说一句，你在莫斯科找不到这样的毒品。 By the way, you can't find blow like this in Moscow.
你的，看起来不错。 Your, uh, looks great.
-是的。-谢谢。 - Yeah. - Thank you.
。 Mm.
你是对的。 You were right.
——嗯?-你说得对。 - Huh? - You were right.
这太棒了。 This is bangin'.
-是吗？-是的。 - Ah, yeah? - Yeah.
玩得开心吗? Having fun?
是的。是吗? Yes. Are you?
是的,是的。就这么做。 Yeah, yeah. Do exactly that.
我想问……你今晚有空吗？ I wanted to ask... Are you available tonight?
嗯…也许吧。 Uh... maybe.
他妈的?也许? The fuck? Maybe?
嗯，今天是新年。 Well, it's New Year's.
啊。 Ah.
和什么? And what?
我有假日折扣。 I have holiday rates.
啊。 Ah.
是吗? Yeah?
伊凡，我们要走了。你好吗? Ivan, we're leaving. You good?
伙计。搞什么鬼。我很忙! Dude. What the fuck. I'm busy!
这些该死的家伙不知道自己的位置。 These fucking guys don't know their place.
-没事吧?-很好。 - All good? - All great.
是的。 Yeah.
哦,他妈的。 Oh, fuck.
早上好。 Good morning.
不。不，伙计，不是早上好。 No. No, dude, not good morning.
现在是下午5点。 It is 5:00 p.m.
那么，晚上好。 Well then, good evening.
等等，你要走吗？ Wait, are you leaving?
-对，别走。-先别走。 - Yeah, don't go. - Don't go yet.
不，伙计，我得去上班了。 No, dude, I-I have to go to work.
我还有事要做，好吗？ I have shit to do, okay?
如果你还想见我就给我发短信。是吗? But text me if you want to see me again. Yeah?
什么？不。 What? No.
嗯…我有一个问题。 Uh... I have one question.
-你有问题吗？-是啊，伙计。 - You have a question? - Yeah, man.
好吧。一分钟。 Okay. One minute.
一分钟，一个问题。 One minute, one question.
…——是吗? - Mm... - Yeah?
我想提个条件。 I want to make an offer.
你想和我独处吗？ Would you want to be exclusive with me?
比如，有多排外？ Like, how exclusive?
我不知道。我们可以和我的孩子们一起玩。 I don't know. We can hang out with my boys.
做我这一周的女朋友就好。 Simply be my girlfriend for the week.
我这周饥渴的女友。 My horny girlfriend for the week.
哦。是什么……一万美元？ Oh. What about... ten K of dollars?
十五岁。 Fifteen.
现金，预付。 Cash, up front.
交易。 Deal.
如果是我，我也会这么做的。 You know, I would've done it for ten.
好吧，如果我是你，我是不会少于30美元的。 Well, if I were you, I wouldn't do it for less than thirty.
再见。 Goodbye.
♬一拳就把你击倒♬ ♪ Knock you out in one punch ♪
♬我不做任何事 ♪ I don't do no rat-a-tat ♪
一旦我把它扔回去，它们就再也回不去了 ♪ Once I throw it back, they never go back ♪
♬我开门见山了 ♪ I get right to the fucking point ♪
-他们就喜欢这样，靠。 - ♪ They like it like that ♪ Damn.
♪曾经我把它扔回去♪ ♪ Once I throw it back ♪
♬他们永远不会回去 ♪ They never go back ♪
♬我开门见山了 ♪ I get right to the fucking point ♪
-他们喜欢这样…她真他妈性感，伙计。 - ♪ They like it like that... ♪ - She's fucking hot, man.
是的,宝贝。 Yeah, baby.
-谁是寿星？-就是这个人。 - Who's the birthday boy? - This guy right here.
生日快乐。 Happy birthday.
谢谢大家的到来。你们都回来吧。 Thank y'all for coming in. Y'all come back.
-你们很快就会来看我们。——再见! - Y'all come see us soon. - Bye!
跟我来。 Come with me.
-说吧。告诉他。——好的。谢谢你！ - Go ahead. Tell him. - Okay. Thank you.
告诉他，因为我不想说。 Tell him, because I don't want to.
-我他妈要告诉他。-怎么回事？ - I am gonna fucking tell him. - What's going on?
-你不会想知道的-嗨，吉米。 - You don't even want to know. - Hi, Jimmy.
你不会想知道的，吉米。 You don't want to fucking know, Jimmy.
-你好吗？-她想请一周假。 - How are you doing? - She wants a week off.
-我以为你想让我告诉他-你看到我要处理的事了吗？ - I thought you wanted me to tell him. - You see the shit that I have to deal with?
我刚做了日程表。现在她又想耍这种把戏了。 I just made the schedule. Now she wants to pull this bullshit.
哦。时间表。 Oh. The schedule.
-我们刚给你过了新年。-天啊，吉米，只要你给我医疗保险，工人补偿和401养老金，你就可以告诉我什么时候工作，什么时候不工作了。 - We just gave you New Year's. - Oh, Jesus Christ, Jimmy, once you give me health insurance, workers' comp and a fucking 401, then you can tell me when I work and not work.
这些都不可能发生，所以…——出乎意料。——再见。 Well, none of that's gonna happen, so... - Shocker. - Bye.
我星期二回来。 I'll be back on Tuesday.
今天是星期二。 Today is Tuesday.
正确的。 Correct.
-那是一个星期。-不是吧。 - That's a week. - No shit.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-你喜欢吗？——没有。 - You like that? - No.
你知道吗，安，这是我妈妈的香槟酒杯。 You know, Ani, it's the champagne glass of my mother.
我妈的。 Of my fucking mother.
这将是你的香槟酒杯。 And it will be your champagne glass.
我们在为什么欢呼？ And what we are cheering for?
关于我的新女友。 About my new girlfriend.
-当然。Ani。-是的。 - Hell yeah. To Ani. - Yeah.
敬最迷人的小妞。 To the most amazing chick.
是的。 Yeah.
-再来一个。一个。——好的。 - One more. One more. - Okay.
立即。立即。 Instantly. Instantly.
他妈的。 Fuck.
克拉拉，你要不要来一口？ Klara, maybe you want a hit?
对不起,伊万。不是今天。 Sorry, Ivan. Not today.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
上次克拉拉抽烟的时候真的很有趣。 It was really funny when, uh, Klara smoked last time.
我妈妈在冷冻室里发现了她。 My mother, uh, caught her in the cryo chamber.
什么？ What?
没什么，继续工作。 Nothing, just keep working.
你有冷冻室？ You have a cryo chamber?
是的。 Yeah.
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
是啊，但我不能开因为我父母都是混蛋。 Yeah, but I'm not allowed to drive them because my parents are dicks.
-怎么了？-你好吗？ - What's up? - How are you?
-我很好。-是啊，怎么了？ - I'm good. - Yeah, what's up, man?
-怎么了，伊凡？——欢迎。 - What's up, Ivan? - Welcome.
你们他妈想吃什么就吃什么。 You guys can just, like, eat whatever the fuck you want.
我们有冰淇淋。 We got ice cream.
不管这是什么鬼东西。 There's, like, whatever the fuck these are.
这是跳跳环。 There's Ring Pops.
真的，我就是在这里瞎搞。 Like, literally, I just fuck around in here.
老板老得要命，而且又瞎又聋。 The boss is old as fuck, and he's, like, blind and deaf.
他现在根本听不到我们说话-海伦·凯勒贱人，就像…-我他妈的疯了。 He can't even fucking hear us right now, - Helen Keller-ass bitch, like... - Just fucking go crazy.
好吧。 Okay.
-对，对，对。- - - - - -。 - Yep, yep, yep. - Up.
想要什么?哦，是的，伙计，把它做完。 Want? Oh, yeah, man, finish it up.
婊子，别因公殉职。 Bitch, don't die on the job.
你没事吧? You okay?
我要告诉你们多少次不要……这里没有大麻吗？ How many times you guys have to be told not... no smoking dope in here?
但我们对大麻上瘾了，比利。 But we're addicted to the reefer, Billy.
拜托，伙计。 Come on, man.
我们要休息一下。十分钟，伙计。 We're gonna take our break. Ten minutes, man.
♬嗨，比利先生 ♪ Hi, Mr. Billy ♪
♬我们又在吸大麻了♬ ♪ Again we're smoking dope ♪
-傻傻-傻傻 - ♪ Dope ♪ - ♪ Dope ♪
♬在你的糖果店，在你的糖果店。♪ ♪ In your candy shop, in your candy shop. ♪
Ani ! Ani!
搞什么鬼？-该死。 What the fuck? - Oh, shit.
你在干什么？不要那样做。 What are you doing? Don't do that.
-不，回来。——哇。 - No, come back. - Whoa.
-不不不不不不不不-回来。 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Come back.
-你在干什么？-真他妈的冷。 - What are you doing? - It's fucking cold.
-搞什么鬼？-你在干什么？ - What the fuck? - What are you doing?
-你在干什么？ - What are you doing?
-回来。-你能在我的Instagram上打个招呼吗？ - Come back. - Can you say hi to my Instagram?
Ani。 Ani.
嗯? Hmm?
你快乐吗？ Are you happy?
是的。非常高兴。 Yes. Very happy.
你快乐吗？ Are you happy?
是的，我总是很开心。 Yeah, I'm always happy.
不，台词很好，但女士优先。 No, it's really good lines, but ladies first.
女士优先。 Ladies first.
对，对，对，那是…你能… Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's... Can you...
伙计们，我吃过的最好的氯胺酮是在维加斯！ Guys, the best ketamine I ever tried was in Vegas!
——拉斯维加斯。-好主意。 - Vegas. - It's a great idea.
我们要去拉斯维加斯。 We are going to fucking Vegas.
欢迎来到拉斯维加斯！ Welcome to Vegas!
我们在维加斯，贱人！ We're in Vegas, bitch!
——啊。-欢迎回来，扎哈罗夫先生。 - Ah. - Welcome back, Mr. Zakharov.
您的套房马上就好了。 Your suite is almost ready.
我们不知道你要来，套房也有人住……——嗯。 We didn't know you were coming, - and the suite was occupied... - Uh-huh.
．.．但他们出去了，家务马上就会收拾好。 ...but they're out, and housekeeping should be done any minute.
搞什么鬼，伙计？你他妈开什么玩笑？ What the fuck, man? Are you fucking kidding me?
你是说我得等？ You mean I have to wait?
你是说我们现在得等，兄弟，对吗？ You mean we have to wait right now, bro, yes?
——是吗? - Yes?
告诉他，告诉他，告诉他，伊凡。 Tell him, tell him, tell him, Ivan.
-是啊，走吧，瓦尼亚。-来吧。来吧。 - Yeah, go off, Vanya. - Come on. Come on.
我跟你开玩笑呢，伙计。 I am fucking with you, dude.
我们将留在这里。 We will stay here.
-很高兴回来。-很好。 - It's nice to come back. - Very good.
让我们在这个该死的赌场里疯一场吧。 Let's go apeshit on this fucking casino.
祝你玩得愉快。 Have a great time.
你他妈还在等什么？ What the fuck are you waiting for?
是啊!哦! Yeah! Oh!
谁能打开音乐吗？ Can somebody turn on music?
——可以…汤姆,汤姆。-打开音乐！ - Can... Tom, Tom. - Turn on the music!
我明白了。我明白了。 I got it. I got it.
试试这个，试试这个，试试这个。 Try this, try this, try this.
名叫!我要这个！ Vanya! I want this one!
-不不不不。不，不，不。-这个是我的！ - No, no, no. No. No, no, no. - This one's mine!
——名叫!-滚出我的房间！ - Vanya! - Go away from my room!
你要这个房间，我要你妹妹。 You claim this room, I claim your sister.
我认领你妈妈。 I claim your mom.
如果你现在准备好了，我们可以…-准备好了吗？-好的，我准备好了。 If you are ready now, yeah, we can... - You ready now? - Okay, yes, I'm ready now.
你想让我… You want me to...
我们来玩21点吧。 Let's play blackjack, for sure.
“我们要进去，全力以赴。” "We are going in, all in."
——是吗?好吧。-说啊。 - Yeah? Okay. - Yeah, say it.
-我们要全力以赴。——草泥马。 - We are going all in. - Motherfucker.
二十二，全部算进去。 Twenty-two, all in.
无论什么。无论如何,人。 Whatever. Whatever, guys.
-那是多少钱？-什么… - How much money is that? - What...
但一定要加倍，因为今晚我们会更加努力。 But do it with a double dose because we're gonna go even harder tonight.
好吧? Okay?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
汤姆，给我一支烟。 Tom, give me a cigarette.
——哦。-一根烟。 - Oh. - One cigarette.
你知道吗?去你妈的。 You know? Fuck you.
他们每天都这么干。 They fucking do this every day.
我真的很高兴我们能在这里-而且…我不知道。-谢谢。 I am really happy that we are here, - and, uh... I don't know. - Thank you.
他妈的。你们是最棒的，伙计们。 Fuck. You're the best, guys.
你他妈是最棒的。 You are the fucking best.
名叫。名叫。 Vanya. Vanya.
名叫。 Vanya.
-瓦尼亚，等等，等等。-怎么了？ - Vanya, wait, wait, wait. - What happened?
你知道的，如果你放轻松的话，它会持续更久更好。 Well, you know, it could last longer and be better if you just take it easy.
喜欢,怎么了? Like, how?
在这里。让我来做。 Here. Let me do it.
啊。 Ah.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
哦，我想我爱你。 Oh, I think I love you.
他妈的。 Fuck.
希望你这周过得愉快。 I hope you had fun this week.
哦，是的。 Oh, I did.
我们应该找个时间再约一次。 You know, we should do it again sometime.
是的。 Yeah.
肯定的。 For sure.
,但是……我必须回俄罗斯，因为我答应过我父亲要去他的公司工作。 Mm, but... I have to go back to Russia because I promised my father that I would start working in his fucking company.
哦。 Oh.
好吧，这就是你花钱大手大脚的原因吗？ Okay, so that's why you've been splashing out, hmm?
不，我总是这样开派对的。 Eh, no, I am always partying like this.
。 Mm.
我喜欢它。 I love it.
我会想你的。 Well, I'm gonna miss you.
——什么?——什么? - What? - What?
这听起来是不是很奇怪？ Does that, like, sound weird?
不,不。 No, no.
你会想念我或我的钱吗？ And will you miss me or my money blyat?
或者你的钱会枯萎。 Or your money blyat.
-当然。-是的，我喜欢。 - Of course. - Yeah, I like it.
但是，如果我嫁给一个美国人，我就不用回俄罗斯了。 But, mm, if I get married to an American, I wouldn't have to go back to Russia.
-是吗？——嗯。 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm.
好吧。 Okay.
那么，你会嫁给谁呢？ So, who would you marry?
我不知道。 I don't know.
也许晶体。 Maybe Crystal.
或者你的朋友露露。 Or your friend Lulu.
她太性感了。 She's so hot.
你。 You.
“你”。 "You."
这是拉斯维加斯。 It's Vegas.
这他妈的是维加斯。 It's fucking Vegas.
人们在维加斯不结婚吗？ Don't people get married in Vegas?
…别胡闹了。 Mm... Don't fuck around.
我不是在胡闹。 I am not fucking around.
好吧。 Okay.
好的,走吧。 Okay, go.
-去结婚吧。——是的。 - Go get married. - Yes.
是的，我们结婚吧。 Yes, let's get married.
他妈的。你混蛋。 Fuck. You asshole.
——为什么?——不。 - Why? - Don't.
别他妈拿那玩意逗我，好吗？ Like, don't fucking tease me with that shit, okay?
——停止。-一点都不酷。 - Stop. - It ain't cool.
停，停，停。 Stop, stop, stop.
——Ani。——是吗? - Ani. - Yeah?
你愿意嫁给我吗？ Will you marry me?
——认真?——认真。 - Seriously? - Seriously.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
你想和我结婚吗，瓦尼亚？ So you want to get married to me, Vanya?
你想让我做你的小妻子？ You want me to be your little wifey?
是吗? Yeah?
是的。 Yes.
我只是觉得我们在一起很开心，而且…-该死，我好紧张。-我用俄语说。 I just think that we had great time together, and, uh... - Shit, I'm nervous. - I'll say it in Russian.
我想即使我没有钱，我们也会玩得很开心。 I think we would have a great time even if I didn't have money.
我会成为美国人，我父母会给我口交。 And I will become American, and my parents will suck my dick.
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
我是认真的。 I am serious.
我说了两遍。 And I said it twicely.
♬坚持住，坚持住 ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪
♬坚持住，坚持住……♪ ♪ Hold on, hold on... ♪
三克拉。 Three carats.
四五个呢？ What about four or five?
还是6 ? Or six?
♬坚持住，坚持住 ♪ Hold on, hold on ♪
今天这可能是 ♪ Today this could be ♪
♬我们生命中最美好的一天……♪ ♪ The greatest day of our lives... ♪
你愿意承诺爱她、尊重她、珍惜她一辈子吗？ Do you promise to love, honor and cherish her all the days of your life?
我做的事。 I do.
阿诺拉，你愿意接受这位站在你面前的英俊绅士成为你最好的朋友，你的保护者，你的丈夫吗？ And do you, Anora, take this handsome gentleman standing before you to be your best friend, your protector, your husband?
你愿意承诺爱他，尊重他，珍惜他一生吗？ Do you promise to love, honor and cherish him all the days of your life?
说是的。-哦，当然，我知道。 Say yes. - Oh, fuck yeah, I do.
现在我非常荣幸地宣布你们结为夫妻。 It is now my great honor to now pronounce you as husband and wife.
你可以用一个吻来封缄你的诺言！ You may seal your promises with a kiss!
♬照亮我们最伟大的日子 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
♬点灯吧，点灯吧 ♪ Light up, light up ♪
♬照亮我们最伟大的日子 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
♬点灯吧，点灯吧……♪ ♪ Light up, light up... ♪
我的妻子! My wife!
-是我妻子，伙计-我们结婚了！ - It's my wife, man. - We got married!
♬这是我们生命中最美好的夜晚……♪ ♪ The greatest night of our lives... ♪
是我妻子。她能做到。 It's my wife. She can do it.
是我妻子，伙计。 It's my wife, man.
是啊，我们五分钟前才结婚。 Yeah, we got married five minutes ago, man.
你是美国人，瓦尼亚。 You're an American, Vanya.
-我他妈是美国人！-我们他妈的结婚了！ - I'm fucking American! - We're fucking married!
我是美国人，婊子！ I am American, bitch!
♬你现在能感觉到吗？♪ ♪ Can you feel it now? ♪
♬哦，你能感觉到吗？♪ ♪ Oh, can you feel it... ♪
这是真的吗？ So, this is for real?
是的，这是真的。 Yeah, it's for real.
-什么意思？-如果是的话，我就不能再让那些豪赌客进来了。 - What do you mean? - 'Cause if it is, I got to stop letting the high rollers in.
他们抢走了我最好的女孩。 They're stealing my best girls.
到这里来。 Come here.
你真幸运。 You're so lucky.
天啊，我知道了。谢谢你！ Oh, my God, I know. Thank you.
耶! Yay!
你中彩票了，贱人。 You hit the lotto, bitch.
哦。我的天啊。 Aw. Oh, my God.
你会哭吗？ Are you gonna cry?
停止。你不…你会过来吃晚饭的，对吧？ Stop. You don't... You'll come over for dinner, right?
我一直在考虑我们的蜜月，我觉得我们应该去迪斯尼世界，因为那是我从小的梦想。——停止。 You know, I've been thinking about our honeymoon, and I think we should do it at Disney World because that's been, like, my dream - since I've been a little girl. - Stop.
是的。你知道那些像迪斯尼公主主题的套房吗？ Yeah. You know those suites where it's, like, the Disney Princess theme?
——灰姑娘。-是的，该死的灰姑娘。 - Cinderella. - Yes, fucking Cinderella.
你太了解我了，宝贝。 You know me so fucking well, babe.
-再见，安。-你最好来看看我们，贱人 - Bye, Ani. - You better visit us, bitch.
哦，我当然会的，珍妮。 Oh, of course I will, Jenny.
-再见，宝贝。-抓到你的鲸鱼了？ - Bye, babe. - Caught your whale?
好像我知道，不是吗？ Seems I did, didn't I?
我给你两周时间，贱人。 I give it two weeks, bitch.
哦,钻石。哦,亲爱的。 Oh, Diamond. Oh, sweetie.
我真的希望你有一天能找到你的幸福。 You know, I really hope you find your happiness one day.
-我真的希望…-我希望你能找个他妈的整形医生。 - I really hope... - I hope you find a fucking plastic surgeon.
-搞什么鬼？！-好吧，安。安妮，别这样。 - What the fuck?! - Okay, Ani. Ani, come on.
再当着我的面玩，贱人。 Play in my fucking face again, bitch.
看看会发生什么。 See what happens.
-你他妈是个婊子。-吃醋吧，宝贝 - You're a fucking bitch. - Oh, stay jealous, babe.
保持嫉妒，亲爱的。 Stay jealous, honey.
嫉妒是一种病。 Jealousy is a disease.
记住，戴蒙德。 Remember that, Diamond.
我要在我的豪宅里放松一下。 I'm just gonna go chill in my mansion or whatever.
你知道，没什么大不了的。 You know, no big deal.
嘿。 Hey.
♬照亮我们最伟大的日子 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
♬点灯，点灯，点灯 ♪ Light up, light up, light up ♪
♬照亮我们最伟大的日子 ♪ Shine a light on our greatest days ♪
♬点灯吧，点灯吧 ♪ Light up, light up ♪
♬哦，世界又活了起来 ♪ Oh, and the world comes alive ♪
♬世界又活了起来 ♪ And the world comes alive ♪
♬哦，哦，哦 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♬靠近我吧 ♪ Stay close to me ♪
♬坚持住，靠近我 ♪ Hold on, stay close to me ♪
♬今晚看世界变得活跃起来 ♪ Watch the world come alive tonight ♪
♬留在我身边。♪ ♪ Stay close to me. ♪
这不可能！ This is impossible!
这些都是谣言。 These are just rumors.
两周前我和他在一起。 I was with him two weeks ago.
他没有结婚。 He isn't married.
恕我直言，加林娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜。 With all due respect, Galina Stepanovna.
这些都是谣言。 These are just rumors.
不…但我现在就去。 No... but I'm heading there now.
Garnik。Garnik。 Garnik. Garnik.
现在? Now?
——是的。——现在? - Yes. - Now?
把这个。带上那个俄国人，马上过去。 Take this. Grab the Russian and get over there.
他又做了什么？ What did he do now?
死吧，死吧，死吧。 Die, die, die.
是的。 Yeah.
来吧。 Come on.
要么接电话，要么关掉。 Just answer it or shut it off.
——名叫。——嗯? - Vanya. - Hmm?
怎么了，呃…你告诉他们的时候他们怎么说？ What did, uh... what did they say when you told them?
我真的不想谈论它们。 I don't want really talk about them.
你告诉他们了，对吧？ Well, you did tell them, right?
。确定。 Mm. Sure.
我的意思是……这是个好消息，对吧？ I mean... This is good news, right?
父母通常希望他们的孩子结婚。 Parents usually want their kids to get married.
是啊，但我父母都是混蛋。 Yeah, but my parents are dicks, you know.
呃,等等。。 Uh, whatever. Mm.
无论如何，我希望他们喜欢我……你知道的…当我们相遇。 No matter what, I hope they like me... You know... when we meet.
顺便问一下，我们什么时候见你父母？ By the way, when will we meet your parents?
… Mm...
如果你想去迈阿密…我妈妈和她的男人住在那里。 Well, if you want to go to Miami... My mom lives there with her man.
你随时都可以见我妹妹。 And you can meet my sister anytime.
不过我肯定她会把你偷走的。 Although I'm sure she'll try to steal you.
她喜欢俄罗斯男人。 She loves Russian guys.
——什么?-你在取笑我吗？ - What? - Are you making fun of me?
我在努力呢，混蛋。 I'm trying here, asshole.
不，你的俄语很棒！真的。 No, your Russian is wonderful! Really.
每一天你都做得越来越好。 Every single day you're doing better and better.
你几乎就像一个英语母语者。 You're almost like a native speaker.
哦,好的。 Oh, okay.
-你是个骗子。-不不不 - You're a liar. - No, no, no.
不是现在。啊，现在不行。 Not now. Ani, not now.
-我在玩。-我有任务。 - I'm playing. - I have a mission.
把控制器给我。 Give me the controller.
我失去了! I lost!
——好的。——好的。 - Okay. - Okay.
“论据与事实” "Arguments and Facts"
发了一张他和一个小妞在看NBA比赛的照片。 ran a photo of him with some chick at an NBA game.
他们说她是个妓女。 And they are saying she's a prostitute.
这一点都不好笑，伙计。 It's not funny, man.
你敢笑。 Don't you dare laugh.
如果是真的，托罗斯和我就完蛋了。 If it's true, Toros and I are fucked.
托罗斯会比我更惨，但还是。 Well, Toros would be fucked more than me, but still.
听起来像是小报的废话。 Sounds like tabloid bullshit.
可能。 Probably.
听着，如果事态失控，别对伊凡动手。 But listen, if things get crazy, don't get rough with Ivan.
别碰伊凡，让我来对付他。 Actually, don't even touch Ivan, let me deal with him.
我抓住你了。那你还需要我做什么？ I got you. But what do you need me for then?
以防他的孩子们在那里想玩游戏。 In case his boys are there and they want to play games.
嘿。伊凡在家吗？ Hey. Is Ivan at the house?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我来之后他就没离开过，但我刚开始值班。 He hasn't left since I've been here, but I just started my shift.
你知道他结婚了吗？ Do you know if he got married?
结婚了吗? Married?
我不知道。我刚到这儿。 I have no idea. I just got here.
好吧，打开大门。 Okay, open the gate.
把车开进去，停在右边。 Drive in and park on the right side.
在这里。 Right here.
-客人来了？-不可能。 - Expecting guests? - No way.
哦。 Oh.
你想要什么？ Yo, what do you want?
伊凡，我是加尼克。 Ivan, it's Garnik.
我知道。你想要什么？ I know. What do you want?
伊凡，请开门。 Ivan, open the door, please.
-我很忙。不。-我们得谈谈。 - I'm busy. No. - We have to talk.
为什么我总是要对你重复我说过的话？ Why do I always have to repeat myself with you?
我很忙，我有客人。 I'm busy, I have guests.
伊凡，这很重要。我们得谈谈。 Ivan, it's important. We have to talk.
不，我们结束了。给我滚出去。 No, we're done. Get the fuck out of here.
那是谁？ Who was that?
它们是我爸爸的猴子。 They're my father's monkeys.
狗娘养的。 Son of a bitch.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
你他妈开什么玩笑？ Are you fucking kidding me?
你他妈在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
你以为你能这样闯进我家吗？ You think you can enter my house like this?
-瓦尼亚，搞什么鬼？-慢点，你会打断我的腿的。 - Vanya, what the fuck? - Slow down, you'll break my leg.
我才不管呢。 I don't give a fuck.
- Vanya，我要打911吗？-没事的。没关系。 - Vanya, should I call 911? - It's okay. It's okay.
伊凡，你父亲派我们来的。 Ivan, your father sent us.
对，是我父亲派你来的。你在开玩笑吗？ Right, my father sent you. Are you kidding me?
好吧，不是我们。你父亲派托罗斯来的，托罗斯派我们来的。 Well, not us. Your father sent Toros and Toros sent us.
托罗斯在哪里？ So, where's Toros?
他很忙。 He's busy.
但如果这是真的，他会对你很生气的。 But he will be very upset with you if this is true.
如果什么是真的？ If what is true?
你娶了个妓女。 That you got married to some prostitute.
什么？ What?
是她吗？ Is that her?
-你和她结婚了吗？——是的! - Are you married to her? - Yes!
你他妈的疯了吗？ Did you lose your fucking mind?
是的，我们结婚了，我们过得很好！ Yes, we married and we're doing fucking great!
有签名和文件吗？ With a signature and paperwork?
是的。现在滚出我的房子。 Yes. Now get the fuck out of my house.
你有大麻烦了，兄弟！ You're in big trouble, brother!
如果你不动你的腿，你就有麻烦了。 You'll be in trouble if you don't move your fucking leg.
万雅，到底怎么回事？ Vanya, what the fuck is going on?
我们等着，我要看结婚证。 We'll wait, I need to see the marriage license.
他妈的。你是认真的吗？ Fuck. Are you serious?
兄弟，我们做得越快，就能越快离开这里。 Bro, the faster we do it, the faster we're out of here.
我爸妈都他妈疯了！ My parents are fucking crazy!
好吧。 Okay.
如果我父母需要证据，我就给他们证据。 If my parents need proof, I'll give them proof.
结婚证书在哪里？ Uh, where is the marriage paper?
-呃，婚姻…-结婚证书？ - Uh, marriage... - The marriage license?
-执照，对。-是…它在办公室的桌子上。为什么? - License, yeah. - It's, um... It's in the desk in the office. Why?
——好的。嗯…-我应该和你一起去吗？ - Okay. Uh... - Should I go with you?
不，不，不。待在这里。 Uh, no, no, no. Stay here.
在这儿等着。 Wait here.
嗨。 Hi.
——在这里。-憋死吧，伙计。 - Here. - Choke on it, dude.
我是伊戈尔。 I'm Igor.
你吗? You?
Ani。 Ani.
我是万雅的妻子。 I'm Vanya's wife.
祝贺你。 Congratulations.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
他们让我给驾照拍张照片……如果它存在的话。 I've been asked to take a photo of the license... if it exists.
这是疯狂的。 That's insane.
我父母要的？ My parents asked for that?
公牛。 Toros.
你他妈开什么玩笑？ Are you fucking kidding me?
不。 No.
这到底是怎么回事？ What the fuck is going on here?
我不知道。 I have no idea.
结束了，走，走，走，走……等待。 It's over, go, go, go, go... Wait.
等待。 Wait.
-没事吧？-没事的。 - Is everything okay? - Yeah, it's okay.
是吗?这到底是怎么回事？ Yeah? What the fuck is going on?
是啊，是时候跟男人说再见了。 Yeah, just time to say goodbye to guys.
我和我妻子需要一些私人空间。 Me and my wife need some privacy.
你看起来很累，加尼克，回家吧。 You look tired, Garnik, go home.
我们得等着看托罗斯怎么说。 We need to wait to see what Toros says.
我在等着你和你的亚美尼亚混蛋滚出我的房子。 I'm waiting for you and your fucking Armenian ass to be out of my house.
对不起。 Sorry.
抱歉。 So sorry.
我很抱歉。打扰一下。 I'm so sorry. Excuse me.
我他妈在等你上路呢。 I'm waiting for you to be on your fucking way.
再见,兄弟! Bye, bro!
伊万……这是公牛。 Ivan... It's Toros.
“袖手旁观”。 "Stand by."
．.．“站在”? ..."Stand by"?
他发短信说“待命”我们就待命。 He texted, "Stand by," so we stand by.
-所以在我的豪宅外等着，混蛋们。-是的。 - So stand by outside my mansion, motherfuckers. - Yeah.
有什么问题吗？ What's the problem?
显然，这是真的。 So apparently, it is true.
是的。我看过你的结婚证。 Yes. I've seen the marriage license.
加林娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜，别担心。 Galina Stepanovna, please don't worry.
伊凡，恕我直言…你父亲派我们来的。 Ivan, with all due respect... your father sent us.
他妈的托罗斯派你来的！ Fucking Toros sent you!
托罗斯为我工作！我付钱给他！ Toros works for me! I pay him!
你还带了个混蛋来我家。 And you bring some fucking gopnik into my home.
我保证，我会修好一切的。 I promise, I will fix everything.
加林娜Stepanovna。是的，加林娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜。 Galina Stepanovna. Yes, Galina Stepanovna.
我要炒了你！你死定了！ I'm having your ass fired! You're dead for this!
母狗! Bitch!
-好吧，看，看。-你为伊凡的家人工作，所以我猜你是为他工作，对吧？ - Okay, look, look. - You work for Ivan's family, so I'm assuming that means you work for him, right?
所以如果他让你到外面去，那就到外面去。 So if he's telling you to take it outside, fucking take it outside.
他妈的到外面去！听我妻子说。 Fucking take it outside! Listen to my wife.
真正的谈话! Real talk!
-开什么玩笑？-各位，抱歉。 - Are you kidding me? - Everybody, so sorry.
我得走了。 I have to go.
我有紧急情况。很抱歉。 I have an emergency. Sorry about that.
他说我们必须留在这里。 He says we have to stay here.
移动,移动……移动。谢谢你！ Move, move... Move. Thank you.
——等待。-是托罗斯。 - Wait. - It's Toros.
你好，托罗斯。-把我的声音开开，好让这个妓女也能听到。 - Hello, Toros. - Put me on the fucking speaker so this hooker can hear me, too.
他刚才叫我妓女？ He just called me a hooker?
你已经开免提了。 You're already on speaker.
她是个性感的舞者。嗨,公牛。 She's fucking erotic dancer. Hi, Toros.
你做了什么，伊凡？ What did you do, Ivan?
你做了什么？ What did you do?
我两周没来看你你就去娶个妓女！ I don't check in on you for two weeks and you go and marry a prostitute!
该死的地狱! Fucking hell!
我他妈不是妓女，你个混蛋。 I'm not a fucking prostitute, you fucking piece of shit.
是啊，该死的亚美尼亚混蛋。 Yeah, fucking Armenian piece of shit.
你这个亚美尼亚狗屎！ You Armenian piece of shit!
你知道这有多可耻吗？ Do you understand how shameful this is?
——公牛。-你妈妈在哭，你听到了吗？ - Toros. - Your mother was crying, do you hear me?
公牛! Toros!
你妈妈，她一辈子都没哭过。 Your mother, she never cry in her life.
她在电话里哭了。 She was crying on the phone.
——公牛!-你真丢脸！ - Toros! - Shame on you!
-去你妈的！Blyat !-伊万。 - Fuck you! Blyat! - Ivan.
他妈的同性恋。 Fucking faggot.
你猜怎么着？ And guess what?
你猜怎么着，你这个小混蛋！ Guess what, you little shit!
和什么?让我吃惊! And what? Surprise me!
这次你真的做到了。 You really did it this time.
什么？ What?
你父母在来的路上了！ Your parents are on their way!
你父母在来的路上了。 Your parents are on the way.
你能听到我说话吗？ Can you hear me?
到哪里? To where?
在这里。藏在哪里了呢?这里! Here. Where else? Here!
像个淘气的小学生一样来接你，听到了吗？ Coming to pick you up like a naughty school boy, you hear me?
我们明天中午和他们见面。 We're meeting them tomorrow at noon.
万雅，到底怎么回事？ Vanya, what the fuck is going on?
他们要带你回俄罗斯，赶紧收拾行李吧。 They're taking you back to Russia, so start packing.
伊凡，搞什么鬼？这是什么意思？ Ivan, what the fuck? What does that mean?
你明白吗？ Do you understand?
你的游戏结束了。就是这样。 Game over for you. That's it.
万雅，我们结婚了。 Vanya, we are married.
他们将不得不接受这一点。 They're gonna have to accept that.
-是的，我知道！——是的。 - Yeah, I know! - Yes.
接受了吗? Accept that?
这是有趣的。当然,是的。 That's funny. Sure, yeah.
伊凡，仔细听我说。 Ivan, listen to me carefully.
我十分钟后到。 I'll be there in ten minutes.
你和你的婊子跟我走。 You and your whore are coming with me.
妓女吗? Whore?
你妈是个…-这家伙到底是谁？——嘿!我十分钟后到，听到了吗？ Your mother is a fucking... - Who the fuck is this guy? - Hey! I'm gonna be there in ten minutes, you hear me?
十分钟后，你们俩跟我到市政厅去。 In ten minutes, both of you are coming with me down to the city hall.
我们要取消这段婚姻。 We're gonna annul this marriage.
你听到了吗？这段婚姻会被取消的！ Do you hear me? This marriage is gonna be annulled!
我哪也不去。 Oh, I am not going fucking anywhere.
我们不会因为你叫我们离婚就离婚！ We are not getting a divorce because you tell us to!
去你妈的！ Go fuck yourself!
-你去死吧。-怎么样？ - You go fuck yourself. - How about that?
我去操我自己？我操我自己？ Me go fuck myself? Me fuck myself?
操你自己和你妈，混蛋！ You go fuck yourself and your fucking mother, motherfucker!
-闭嘴！-闭嘴！ - Shut the fuck up! - Shut the fuck up!
你都不知道我是谁。 You don't even know who the fuck I am.
停，停，停，停，停。托罗斯，托罗斯，呃……你说我父母在去美国的路上？ Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Toros, Toros, uh... You said my parents are on their way to America?
是的,是的。你聋了吗？ Yes, yes. Are you deaf?
他们将在一小时后离开俄罗斯。 They are leaving Russia in an hour.
明天中午，我们去见他们，听到了吗？ Tomorrow, noon, we're gonna go meet them, you hear me?
-到底怎么回事？-来吧。 - What the fuck is going on? - Come on.
-拜托？-快点，快点，快点。 - Come on? - Come on, come on, come on.
我们为什么要离开家？ Why do we have to leave the house?
他们不能就这样进来。 They can't just fucking come in here like that.
-打扰一下。离我远点，求你了。-托罗斯十分钟后到。 - Excuse me. Get the fuck away from me, please. - Toros will be here in ten minutes.
加尼克，让那贱人闭嘴。 Garnik, shut that bitch up, please.
-我们要去哪儿，伊凡？-伊凡，伊凡…我不知道我们要去哪里，但我们要去。 - Where are we going, Ivan? - Ivan, Ivan... I don't know where are we going, but we are going.
他要去哪里？ Where is he going?
为什么我们必须离开，而他们为什么要留下来？ Why do we have to leave, and why are they staying?
-伊万…-这说不通啊。 - Ivan... - That doesn't make any sense.
-伊凡，你要去哪里？-我们应该叫警察什么的。 - Ivan, where are you going? - We should call the fucking police or something.
再过十分钟，托罗斯就会来了…——名叫。——Garnik ! In ten minutes, Toros will be here... - Vanya. - Garnik!
他说他要走了吗？ Did he say he's leaving?
——伊万!我们……-快走，快走，快走 - Ivan! We... - Let's go, let's go, let's go!
好吧!不过我得换衣服了！ Okay! I need to get dressed, though!
不,不。我们开始吧，等托罗斯。 No, no. Let's do this, let's wait for Toros.
我的衣服在楼上。他妈的! My fucking clothes are upstairs. Fuck!
-加尼克，抓住他。加尼克，别让他走。-他妈的在哪儿…-瓦尼亚，等等。-托罗斯十分钟后到。 - Garnik, get him. Garnik, don't let him leave. - Where the fuck... - Vanya, wait. - Toros will arrive in ten minutes.
-给我一分钟。 - Give me one fucking minute.
-停，停。你要去哪里？不。我们没时间了。 - Stop, stop. Where are you going? No. We have no time.
-我得去换衣服了，伊凡。-我他妈的没穿裤子。 - I have to get dressed, Ivan. - I have no fucking pants on.
-天啊。-好的，再见。 - Oh, God. - Okay, bye.
他说再见了吗？ Did he say bye?
搞什么鬼？你他妈开什么玩笑？ What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me?
-他说再见了吗？-把她留在这里。伊万! - Did he say bye? - Keep her here. Ivan!
我的天啊！ Oh, my fucking God!
——Garnik !-伊凡，搞什么鬼？ - Garnik! - Ivan, what the fuck?!
哇。嗯…别挡我的路。 Whoa. Uh... Get the fuck out of my way.
伊万! Ivan!
别挡我的路，混蛋。 Get the fuck out of my fucking way, motherfucker.
-但你…-别他妈的碰我！ - But you... - Do not fucking touch me!
不。不，不，不。 No. No, no, no.
停! Stop!
伊万!伊万! Ivan! Ivan!
．.．他妈的碰我！ ...fucking touch me!
——放松。放松。没关系。-你他妈放松点。 - Relax. Relax. It's okay. - You fucking relax.
发生了什么？谁来跟我说说话！ What is happening? Somebody talk to me, please!
别碰我，混蛋！ Don't you touch me, motherfucker!
没有,只是……你他妈有什么毛病？ No, just... What the fuck is wrong with you?
——放松。哇。——草泥马! - Relax. Whoa. - Motherfucker!
一切都好吗？ Everything all right?
什么？ What?
他妈的让人印象深刻。 Fucking impressive.
-好吧…-滚远点！ - Okay... - Stay the fuck back!
不,不。什么？不，不，不，不！ No, no. What? No, no, no, no, no!
放上去。这是一种不好的方式。 Put it. It's-it's bad way.
…只是坐着。-你敢不敢。 - Wha... Just sit. - I fucking dare you.
再他妈的往前走一步，混蛋。 Take another fucking step, motherfucker.
不。只是…我不…我不碰你。 No. Just... I don't... I don't touch you.
不，不，不，不！不要离开。 No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't leave.
没关系。 It's okay.
呃，把它放在…哇! Uh, just put it... Whoa!
停止。 Stop.
请停止。 Please stop.
请停止。 Stop, please.
不,不。停止。 No, no. Stop.
停止。请停止。 Stop. Stop, please.
加尼克，你在干什么？ Garnik, what are you doing?
你要杀她吗？ Are you killing her?
-住手！——操! - Stop it! - Fuck!
伊凡又发脾气了，是吧？ Ivan throwing another one of his tantrums, huh?
等一等。没关系。 Hold on. It's okay.
如果你不停下来……我要把你绑起来！ If you don't stop... I will tie you up!
你休想把我绑起来，混蛋！ You're not tying me up, motherfucker!
他妈的放开我！ Get the fuck off me!
你他妈疯了。 You are fucking insane.
嘿。嘿! Hey. Hey!
帮帮我!他在攻击我。 Help me! He's attacking me.
你他妈的在对她做什么，兄弟？ What the fuck are you doing to her, bro?
-他妈的放开我！-来人帮帮我！把他从我身上拉开！ - Get the fuck off me! - Somebody help! Get him off me!
-什么意思？-你想让我把她留在这里所以我就把她留在这里 - What do you mean? - You wanted me to keep her here so I'm keeping her here.
是的，但你为什么要把她绑起来？ Yes, but why are you tying her up?
但她疯了，开始到处乱跳。 But she got fucking crazy, started jumping all around.
-救救我！-我还能怎么办？ - Help me! - What else could I do?
你他妈为什么就站在那儿？ Why are you just fucking standing there?
伊戈尔，你他妈在干什么？ Igor, what the fuck are you doing, man?
她把烛台扔向我。 She threw the candlestick at me.
我们把她的腿绑起来。 Let's tie her legs.
-不不不不！-求你了，求你了，求你了。 - No, no, no, no! - Please, please, please, please don't.
我们不能这么做，放开她！ We are not doing that, let her go!
-放开我，你个混蛋。-该死的混蛋。 - Let me go, you fucking asshole. - Goddamn fucking bastard.
-她会跑的，兄弟-我保证。 - She will run, bro. - I promise.
她要跑到哪里去？ Where will she run?
我们都是成年人了。你疯了吗？ We're two grown men here. Are you out of your mind?
好吧。 Okay.
-你他妈的疯了！-嗨。 - You crazy motherfucker! - Hey.
你他妈最好离我远点！ You better stay the fuck away from me!
停下来,停下来。听。你哪儿也不能去。 Stop, stop. Listen. You are not going anywhere.
回来了。请……她会逃跑的！ Come back. Please come... She will run away!
真的吗? Really?
嘿,停止。 Hey, stop.
得到她! Get her!
他妈的放开我！ Get the fuck off me!
放我下来，混蛋！ Put me down, motherfucker!
他妈的! Fuck!
-搞什么鬼，伙计！-她咬人了，伙计 - What the fuck, man! - She's biting, man.
傻瓜! Fucker!
来，把她的腿绑起来。 C'mon, tie her legs.
什么？如何? What? How?
你混蛋!他妈的! You motherfucker! Fuck!
-怎么做是什么意思？-不知怎么的，老兄！ - What do you mean how? - Somehow, dude!
-操你妈的。-你个混蛋。 - Fucking motherfucker. - You fucking asshole.
用他妈的什么？ With fucking what?
-什么都行！-不，不。不,不。 - Use anything! - No, no. Don't, don't.
-那根绳子！-不，不，不要。我不…我都不知道这是怎么回事。 - That cord! - No, no, don't. I don't... I don't even know what is going on here.
我什么都没做。别绑我。我不会逃跑的。我保证。 I didn't do anything. Don't tie me. I'm not gonna run. I promise.
我冷静。我什么都不会做。我不会逃跑的。 I'm calm. I'm not gonna do anything. I'm not gonna run away.
——什么?-你不需要绑我。 - What? - You do not need to tie me.
你他妈开什么玩笑，把她绑起来！ Are you fucking kidding, tie her!
-不，你个混蛋。-你不需要绑我。 - No, you-you motherfucker. - You don't need to tie me.
-冷静点。听着,听着。-我很冷静。我很冷静。 - Calm down. Listen, listen. - I am calm. I am calm.
伊凡的父亲想要取消这段婚姻。你要留在这里，把婚姻取消。 Ivan's father wants this marriage annulled. You're staying here and getting this annulled.
你听到我老板的话了。 You heard my boss.
去你的老板。 Fuck your boss.
我对天发誓！ I swear to fucking God!
加尼克，你这个白痴！ Garnik, you stupid fucking idiot!
哦,他妈的。 Oh fuck.
我只是想知道发生了什么事。 I just want to know what is going on.
谁他妈的告诉我这是怎么回事。 Someone fucking tell me what's going on.
我不会逃跑的。放开我。 I'm not gonna run. Let me go.
该死，它坏了。 Damn, it's broken.
我想她打断了我的鼻子。 I think she broke my nose.
是的。真高兴我打断了你的鼻子！ Yeah. I'm glad I broke your fucking nose!
你个婊子，你打断了我的鼻子！ You fucking bitch, you broke my nose!
是吗?下次，我就踢你的蛋蛋！ Yeah? Next time, I'll kick you in the fucking balls!
-上帝，让我走吧！-抱紧她。 - God, let me go! - Hold her.
加尼克，你个白痴，跟我说话！ Garnik, you fucking idiot, talk to me!
-给我松绑，混蛋！——你好吗?Garnik吗? - Fucking untie me, motherfucker! - Hello? Garnik?
等一下，托罗斯。等一等。 Hold on a minute, Toros. Hold on.
你这个混蛋。 You fucking piece of shit.
坚持吗? Hold on?
他妈的神经病。他妈的给我松绑。 Fucking psycho. Fucking untie me.
来吧，伙计，坚持住！他妈的。 C'mon man, hold on! Fuck.
-我没有打架。-加尼克，我发誓，如果你搞砸了。Garnik !草泥马…-放开我。我没有打架。-我不会跑的给我松绑。 - I am not fighting. - Garnik, I swear, if you fucked this up. Garnik! Motherfucker... - Untie me. I am not fighting. - I'm not gonna run. Just fucking untie me.
不。 No.
别让她走。 Don't let her go.
我发誓……哦，你真是个混蛋。 I swear... Oh, you are so fucked.
你要进监狱了。 You're going to prison.
你的冰呢？ Where's your ice?
我等不及让伊凡看到你对我做了什么。 I can't wait until Ivan sees what you did to me.
富人没有冰吗？ Rich people don't have ice?
伊凡确实刚离开家。 Ivan did just leave the house.
他没有离开。 He did not leave.
他要去寻求帮助。 He is going to get help.
我不这么认为。 I-I don't think so.
Garnik ! Garnik!
你他妈的混蛋。 You fucking asshole.
是啊，我打赌你喜欢这个，对吧？ Yeah, I bet you like this, huh?
你喜欢这样吗，你个变态？ Yeah, you like this, you sick fuck?
我打赌你喜欢这个。 I bet you get off on this.
他妈的神经病。 Fucking psycho.
托尔，你在哪里？ Tor, where are you?
给你，你这个混蛋。 Here, you donkey fucker.
打开大门。 Open the gate.
好吧，先生，但是伊凡…快他妈的把门打开！ Okay, sir, but Ivan just... Open the fucking gate!
我没有打架。放开我。 I am not fighting. Let me go.
不。 No.
你哪儿也不能去。 You are not going anywhere.
无论如何都不要让她走。 Don't let her go under any circumstances.
你们俩死定了！ You two are fucking dead for this!
我是伊凡的老婆！ I am Ivan's fucking wife!
名叫什么? Vanya?
你就是刚才跟我说话的亚美尼亚混蛋吗？ Oh, are you the Armenian fuck I was talking to?
到底发生了什么？ What the fuck is happening?
这就是那个大老板吗？ Is this the big fucking boss?
-这里发生了什么？——她碰巧来了。 - What happened here? - - She happened.
嘿,先生。 Hey, mister.
你能让这家伙给我松绑吗？ Can you fucking tell this guy to untie me?
——什么?-是的，是她干的 - What? - Yeah, she did this.
- - - - - -你好。-伊凡在哪里？ - Hello. - Where is Ivan?
伊凡跑开了。 Ivan run away.
-为什么没人…-逃跑？ - Why the fuck is no one an... - Run away?
-打扰一下，先生。-你没阻止他？ - Excuse me, sir. Hello. - You didn't stop him?
我试过了，但是，地板上有冰。 I-I tried, but then, uh, there was, uh, ice on the floor.
-我试图阻止他——你好! - I tried to stop him. - Hello!
-你试过了？——你好! - You tried? - Hello!
-有人他妈的听我说。-你试过了？你不去尝试。 - Somebody fucking listen to me. - You tried? You don't try.
你只要抓住他。你说你尽力了是什么意思？ You just grab the guy. What do you mean you tried?
-什么意思？我不是…-所以他走了？ - What do you mean? I'm not a... - So he's gone?
我不能碰那个混蛋。 I'm not allowed to touch that motherfucker.
-不好意思！你好!-闭嘴！ - Excuse me! Hello! - Shut the fuck up!
不，你他妈的放我走。让这家伙放我走。 No, you fucking let me go. Tell this guy to fucking let me go.
你在干什么？你为什么让他走？ What were you doing? Why did you let him leave?
-你是老板吗？-你他妈是老板？ - Are you the boss? - You're the fucking boss?
什么？他让我别碰那家伙让他放开我。我在和她打交道 What? He told me not to touch the guy Tell him to fucking let me go. and I was dealing with her.
-他妈的…打扰一下。-该死的混蛋。 - Fucking... Excuse me. - Fucking motherfuckers.
-请留言…-他没有回答。 - Please leave your message... - He doesn't answer.
-他不接电话。-嘿，臭脸。 - He doesn't pick up. - Hey, fuck face.
他当然不会回答。 Of course he's not going to answer.
你能告诉这个混蛋放我走吗？ Can you tell this motherfucker to let me go?
她为什么在你身上，伙计？发生什么事了？ Why is she on top of you, man? Wh-Wh-What's going on?
-我不知道怎么回事。-你能告诉他给我松绑吗？ - I don't know what's going on. - Can you please tell him to untie me?
-她为什么坐在你身上？-我抱着她！ - Why is she sitting on you? - I'm holding her!
把她放下，拜托。 Put-put her down, please.
-不，别这样。-是的，放我下来。 - No, don't do that. - Yes, fucking put me down.
不，不要那样做。 No, don't do that.
让他把我放下，求你了。 Tell him to fucking put me down, please.
把她放下。 Put her down.
-你为什么那样抱着她？-噢。 - Why you holding her like that? - Ow.
-不不不小心点，兄弟。——操。他妈的! - No, no, no. Be careful, bro. - Fuck. Fuck!
-小心点。——为什么……现在你能让他给我松绑了吗？ - Be careful. - Why... Hey, now can you tell him to fucking untie me?
你为什么……为什么…你为什么绑她的手？ Why did you... Why... Why did you tie her hands?
-放开我。——看。 - Untie me. - Look.
-怎么，你怕这个小女孩吗？-你能叫他给我松绑吗？ - What, you afraid of this little girl? - Can you tell him to fucking untie me?
-她是个禽兽。-她只是个小女孩！所以,她……-她把你们俩都打了？-她打架可不像大人。 - She's an animal. - She's a fucking little girl! So, she... - She beat you both up? - She's not fighting like one.
-我去拿手机。-你能解开她吗？ - I'm gonna get my phone. - Can you untie her?
-如果你给她松绑，我就走了，兄弟。-这太荒谬了，伙计解开她。 - If you untie her, I'm just leaving, bro. - This is ridiculous, man. Untie her.
-太尴尬了。-她又开始荡秋千了。不要那样做。 - It's embarrassing. - She will start swinging again. Don't do that.
我可以给她松绑，但你得不到你想要的——因为她已经失控了。去你妈的。 I can untie her but you won't get what you need - because she's out of control. -ANI Fuck you.
-她是个野兽，兄弟。相信我。-不，这些人都是骗子-好吧，听我说 - She's an animal, bro. Trust me. - No, these guys - are fucking liars. - Okay, listen to me.
你的手机在哪里？你能把手机给我吗？ Where is your phone? Can you please give me your phone?
我的手机在另一个房间。你给我松绑，我就去拿手机。我需要你解开我。 My phone is in the other room. I will go get my phone if you untie me. I need you to untie me.
——在哪里?还有哪个房间？在那里?去把她的手机拿来。 - Where? Which other room? Over there? Can-can Go grab her phone, please.
-不，我去拿手机。-我去拿手机给瓦尼亚打电话 - No, I will get my phone. - I'll get my phone, and I'll call Vanya.
-我给你松绑。给我一分钟。——不!不，别这样! - I will untie you. Give me a minute. - No! No, don't do that!
-我要用你的手机打给伊凡。-我知道，我去拿手机。 - I just need your phone to call Ivan. - I know, and I will get my phone.
我叫你他妈的把电话拿来！ I'm telling you to get the fucking phone!
我们先冷静一下。 Let's just calm down for one second.
——小心。-冷静一下。冷静点。 - Careful. - Calm down for a second. Just calm down.
-我很冷静。我他妈不走。-听我说。好吧，我们这里有紧急情况。这很重要。 - I am calm. I'm not fucking moving. - And listen to me. Okay, look, we have an emergency here. It's very important.
好吧，我需要你配合。我求你了。 Okay, I need you to cooperate. I'm begging you.
你的人来过这里。 Your guys came in here.
他们把伊凡赶出了房子。 They chased Ivan out of the fucking house.
他们把我绑起来了。他们袭击了我。 They fucking tied me. They attacked me.
那个混蛋让我坐在他腿上。 That motherfucker was making me sit on his fucking lap.
你们这些人真是疯了。 Your guys are fucking crazy.
事情发展成那样，我很抱歉？ I-I'm terribly sorry it went down that way, okay?
我非常抱歉。 I'm terribly sorry.
但现在我们得给他打电话，好吗？ But now we have to just call him, okay?
在这里。请帮帮我。 Here. Help me, please.
他在你手机里？ He's-he's on your phone?
是的，在“丈夫”下面。" Yeah, it's under "husband."
好吧。是的。 Okay. Yep.
“丈夫”。 "Husband."
开始吧。 Here we go.
请留言…转到语音信箱。 Please leave your message... It goes to voicemail.
你的丈夫真他妈棒。 That's a fucking great husband you have.
先是甩了你，现在又不接你电话。 First ditches you, now doesn't answer your calls.
真正的婚姻，我的屁股，伙计。 Real marriage my ass, man.
他跑了。 He's flown the coop.
该死的小混蛋。 Fucking little piece of shit.
我不知道是什么样的…这是他妈的家庭问题，但伊凡和我结婚了，好吗？ I don't know what kind of... fucked-up family shit is going on here, but Ivan and I are married, okay?
这是真正的婚姻，我不会离婚的。 This is a real marriage, and I'm not getting a divorce.
这不是真正的婚姻。 This is not a real marriage.
这是真正的婚姻。 This is a real marriage.
好吧，我们要取消婚姻，你无权干涉。 Okay, and we're getting it annulled, and you have no say in it.
我他妈是他老婆，所以我觉得我有发言权。 Well, I'm his fucking wife, so I do think I have a say in it.
绝对不是。听我说。 Absolutely not. Listen to what I'm telling you.
你是非法结婚的，是欺诈婚姻，我们要尽快取消这段婚姻-欺诈婚姻？ You got married illegally, it's a fraud marriage, and we're - getting it annulled A.S.A.P. - A fraud marriage?
不，我们是两个自愿合法结婚的成年人，你他妈什么都做不了。 No, we are two consenting adults who got married legally, and there is nothing you can fucking do about it.
不，这是伊万在胡闹！ No, this is Ivan just fooling around!
-你能忘了吗？-不，不是。 - Would you get over it? - No, it's not.
-你根本不知道。-是吗？ - You have no fucking idea. - Oh, yeah?
你们什么时候认识的？ When'd you guys meet, huh?
-你什么时候认识他的？-脱衣舞俱乐部。 - When did you meet him? - Strip club.
我告诉你，你不认识这个人。 I am telling you, you do not know this guy.
我确实认识他。 I do know him.
我告诉你，你不了解这个人。 You do not know this guy, I'm telling you.
-我了解我丈夫。我做的事。-不，你不需要。 - Oh, I know my husband. I do. - No, you don't.
这是典型的伊万。我从他…——他才六岁。-典型的伊凡。 It's classic Ivan. I've been dealing with his shit since he was... - he was six years old. - Classic Ivan.
现在他父母要杀了我，我的家人再也不会理我了。 And now his parents are gonna kill me, and my fucking family will never talk to me again.
小混蛋。 Little bastard.
就因为这个家伙，你中途离开了洗礼仪式。 And you left the baptism half way because of this guy.
-跟我说说。-天啊。 - Tell me about it. - Oh my God.
我爱我的丈夫，我打算永远和他在一起。 I love my husband, and I plan on being with him forever.
不，别跟我胡扯。 No, don't give me that bullshit.
别跟我胡扯。你不爱他。 Do not give me that bullshit. You don't love him.
你不爱他，他也不爱你。 You do not love him, and he doesn't love you.
你明白吗?那是你的想法。 You understand? That's in your head.
我等不及要生伊凡的孩子了。 I can't wait to have Ivan's children.
事实上，我想我可能已经怀孕了。 In fact, I think I'm probably already pregnant.
我当然希望你是在撒谎，因为我们也得解决这个问题。 I-I certainly hope you're lying, 'cause we're gonna have to take care of that, too.
-我向你保证-你他妈会的 - I promise you that. - Oh, the-the fuck you will.
-是的，我们会。-我希望你们都给我松绑，离开我家-否则我就起诉你们-你家？！ - Yes, we will. - And I would like all of you to fucking untie me and leave my home, - or I will be pressing charges. - Your home?!
-是的，我家。-这不是伊凡的家 - Yeah, my home. - This isn't Ivan's home.
这是他父亲的房子。 This is his father's house.
伊万所有的东西都是他父亲的。 Everything Ivan has belongs to his father.
你明白吗?伊凡一无所有。 You understand? Ivan has nothing.
你还记得你一直在的那间卧室吗？ You know that bedroom you've been fucking in?
那是他父母的房间。 That's his parents' room.
你知道伊凡的房间在哪里吗？ Do you know where is Ivan's room?
就在大厅那头，墙上挂着他妈的宇宙飞船。 It's down the hall with fucking spaceships on the walls.
你知道为什么吗？ Do you know why?
-你知道为什么吗？-告诉我为什么。 - Do you know why? - Fucking tell me why.
你已经要告诉我了，所以…因为他还是个孩子。这就是为什么。 You're already gonna tell me, so... Because he's a fucking child. That's why.
该死的孩子。 Fucking kid.
你不明白，他娶了你这样的人，让他的家族蒙羞。 You don't understand-- he's shamed his family by marrying somebody like you.
如果你以为这会被允许，那你就大错特错了。 If you think for a second this is gonna be allowed, you're dead wrong.
事实上，如果你不帮我解决这个问题，我就叫人逮捕你。 In fact, if-if you don't help me fix this, I'm gonna have you arrested.
是的。 Yeah.
-我要逮捕你——逮捕? - I'm gonna have you arrested. - Arrested?
是的。 Yeah.
-太他妈搞笑了。——是的。 - That's fucking hilarious. - Yep.
-因为什么被捕？-为什么？ - Arrested for what? - For what?
-是的。-我告诉你为什么。 - Yeah. - I'll tell you for what.
——侵入。——“侵入”。 - Trespassing. - "Trespassing."
欺诈,欺骗。 Fraud, cheating.
——盗窃。——盗窃? - Theft. - Theft?
-是的，盗窃。——攻击。 - Yes, theft. - Assault.
和我…实际上，这里的情况非常非常清楚。 And I... actually, the picture is very, very clear here.
一个诡计多端的妓女嫁给了伊万，被骗了……骗伊万娶她，这样她就能从他富裕的家庭里偷钱。 A scheming prostitute married Ivan, cheated... cheated Ivan to marry her so she can steal from his wealthy family.
-就是这样。嗯哼。肯定。 - That's it. Mm-hmm. Definitely.
我相信你已经有犯罪记录了，所以…确实发生了。 And I'm sure you already have criminal record, so... For sure happened.
是的。一，二，三，你进监狱了。 Yeah. One, two, three, you're in jail.
——简单。——是的。 - Easy. - Yep.
伊凡向我求婚了。 Ivan proposed to me.
他想结婚。 He wanted to get married.
他给我戴了个戒指。 He put a fucking ring on my finger.
-你看到了吗？-什么戒指？ - Do you see this shit? - What ring?
他给我买了个四克拉的戒指。 He bought me a fucking four-carat ring.
你觉得这是真的吗，混蛋？ Does this look real to you, motherfucker?
我打赌你以前从没见过这种东西，对吧？ Bet you've never seen one of these before, have you, huh?
把戒指从她手指上摘下来。 Take that ring off her finger.
——没有。不。-脱下来。 - No. No. - Take it off.
这是伊凡给我的戒指。 This is my fucking ring Ivan gave me.
-把戒指给我。-我才不要把戒指给你。 - Give me that fucking ring. - I am not giving you the fucking ring.
——为什么?把那该死的戒指摘下来！-你敢碰我，我他妈就叫，混蛋。不要来找我。 - Why? Take that fucking ring off! - You touch me, and I will fucking scream, motherfucker. Do not come for me.
把那该死的戒指从她身上拿下来。 Get that fucking ring off of her.
——小心点。-抓住腿。 - -Be careful. - Hold the legs.
兄弟们,小心! Careful, bro!
这是扎哈罗夫的财产。 This is Zakharov's property.
-去你妈的！去你妈的!-闭嘴。闭嘴。 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Shut up. Shut up.
强奸! Rape!
嘿，嘿，别尖叫。 Hey, hey, don't scream.
嘿，她在说什么？ Hey, what-what is she saying?
——强奸!强奸!-闭嘴。你他妈的闭嘴。 - Rape! Rape! - Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
她是在说“强奸”吗？她是…什么？什么？闭嘴! Is she saying, "Rape"? Is she... What? What? Shut up!
她咬! She bites!
哎哟! Ouch!
不要靠近她。 Don't go near to her.
闭嘴！ Shut her mouth!
有人要报警了！ Somebody is going to call the police!
——如何?-你得让她闭嘴！ - How? - You got to shut her up!
——如何?我需要一块抹布什么的！——草泥马! - How? I need a rag or something! - Motherfucker!
你他妈的闭嘴。 Shut the fuck up.
停止尖叫。 Stop screaming.
请不要再尖叫了。 Please stop screaming.
请不要再尖叫了！ Please stop screaming!
你明早第一件事就是让我们去见法官，否则他们家就和你的律所断绝关系。 You get us in front of that judge first thing in the morning, or the family cuts ties with your firm.
就是这么简单。 Simple as that.
不,不……没有尝试。 No, no... no trying.
一切都会好的。 Everything will be okay.
是的。 Yeah.
是时候打破这个贱人了。我们走吧。 Time to break this bitch. Let's go.
你现在冷静了吗？ You calm now?
你要规矩点吗？ You gonna behave?
小心。 Careful.
相信我，我知道。 Trust me, I know.
我知道你在想什么。 I know what you're thinking.
你觉得这个小混蛋背叛了你。 You're thinking this little shit betrayed you.
你猜怎么着，他也背叛了我？ Well, guess what, he betrayed me, too, okay?
我也是。 Me, too.
你看到了什么? You see?
他背叛了我们所有人。 He betrayed all of us.
因为他是个被宠坏的孩子，不想长大。 'Cause he's a spoiled brat that doesn't want to grow up.
一流的。 Big-time.
现在我们陷入了困境，我们不得不……我们必须一起解决它。 And now we're in this mess that we have to... we have to fix it together.
你明白吗? You understand?
但我会帮你的。 But I'm gonna help you.
好吧?我会帮你的。 Okay? I'm gonna help you.
在我看来，这是一桩绿卡婚姻。 The way I see it, this is a green card marriage.
所以，伊凡欠你绿卡结婚费。 Therefore, Ivan owes you a green card marriage fee.
这样才公平。 It's only fair.
所以，一旦婚姻解除，我保证你能拿到1万美元的现金。 So, once this thing is annulled, I'm gonna make sure you get $10,000 fee in cash.
嗯? Hmm?
我要把它放下来，但不要尖叫，好吗？ I'm gonna bring this down, but no screaming, okay?
如果你尖叫，这个就会被放回去。 If you scream, this goes right back in.
你明白吗? You understand?
10 K。 Ten K.
这是你能得到的最好结果了，亲爱的。 It's as good as you're gonna get here, honey.
你说呢？ What do you say?
我想在同意这一切之前和伊凡谈谈。 I want to talk to Ivan before agreeing to any of this.
当然。当然 Sure. Of course.
我们都想和伊凡谈谈。 We all want to talk to Ivan.
我们想要的是一样的。 We want the same thing.
好吧，那我们去找伊凡吧。 Okay, so let's fucking find Ivan.
好吧，但看着我。 All right, but look at me.
看着我。 Look at me.
一旦我们找到伊凡，我们会的，我们会的，我们会的，你就拿着一万美元走人永远不要再联系伊凡。 Once we find Ivan-- which we will-- and we get this thing annulled-- which we will-- you're gonna walk away with ten K fee and never, ever contact Ivan again.
明白了吗？ Is that understood?
很好。 Fine.
解开她。 Untie her.
你拿到他们的结婚证和护照了吗？ You got their marriage license and passport?
不好意思，我得去换衣服了。 Excuse me, I have to get dressed.
能给我点私人空间吗？ Can I have some privacy, please?
Anora•米? Anora Mikheeva?
Ani。Ani。 Ani. It's Ani.
上面写着Anora。 It says Anora.
我知道，但我叫阿尼。 I know, but I go by Ani.
-谢谢。-好吧，上车。 - Thank you. - Okay, get in.
我说完了？ So I'm done?
在我们找到他之前，你得跟着我们。收割。 You're with us until we find him. Get in.
等等，为什么…他为什么要回来？ Wait, why is... why is he getting back here?
-我才不要坐在这个变态旁边。我能坐在前面吗？ - I'm not sitting next to this fucking psychopath. - Can I sit in the front?
-你他妈就是个变态。-是的，到前面去。 - You are the fucking psychopath. - Yes, get in the front.
我他妈不想坐在你旁边。我不会跟你回去的。 I don't want to fucking sit next to you. I'm not getting back there with you.
Un-fucking-believable。 Un-fucking-believable.
克拉拉，过来。 Klara, come here.
今天比平时有点乱。 It's a bit messier than usual today.
这是给你的。没有问题。 So this is for you. No questions.
你是说他会去吗？ So you're saying he's gonna be there?
我他妈的不知道。 I have no fucking idea.
他最好是。 He better be.
好了，我们走吧！ Okay, let's go!
我要去医院…-不，你没事。-别担心。 I need to go to the hospital... - No, you're okay. - Don't worry about it.
不，我没有，兄弟。 No, I'm not, bro.
我觉得我好像得了脑震荡之类的。 I feel like I have a concussion or something.
-我很抱歉…-我们走吧！ - I'm sorry for what... - Let's go!
我们走吧!我们走吧! Let's go! Let's go!
．.．发生了什么。 ...was happening back there.
-我怎么能想到…-我不想让你的男人跟我说话，好吗？ - How could I have imagined... - I don't want your dude talking to me, okay?
-离她远点，伙计！ - Leave her the fuck alone, man!
我的头很痛，兄弟。 My head is pounding, bro.
-你连…-闭嘴，加尼克！ - You can't even... - Shut it, Garnik!
天啊，你这样开车我们会出车祸的。 Oh, my God, we're gonna get into a fucking car accident with you driving like that.
你想自杀还是怎么的？-你他妈的闭嘴。 Are you suicidal or something? - Just shut the fuck up.
-你差点撞到那个老女人。-你懂开车吗？你知道什么？ - You almost hit that fucking old lady. - What do you know about driving? What do you know?
-你他妈的闭嘴。-去我家一趟，我给他点东西，让他别再抱怨了。-你一直在发牢骚 - You shut the fuck up. - Swing by my place and I will give - him something so he'll stop whining. - You've been bitching and moaning
这趟狗屁旅程就因为你脸上的一点抓痕。 this entire fucking car ride about a little fucking scratch on your face.
你是我见过的最娘的女人。 You're the biggest fucking pussy I ever met.
只是不要一次吃完。 Just don't eat all at once.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
好了，我们走吧。没关系。 Okay, let's go. It doesn't matter.
-走吧。-走吧。 - Let's go. - Let's go.
稍微快一点。 A little bit faster.
快点。 Hurry up.
-嘿，克里斯托。-嘿，安。 - Hey, Crystal. - Hey, Ani.
-嘿，你今天看到瓦尼亚了吗？-没有，怎么了？一切都还好吗？ - Hey, have you seen Vanya today? - No, why? Is everything okay?
没有?是的，一切都很好。你能帮我给他打个电话吗？ No? Uh, yeah, everything's fine. Could you give him a call for me, please?
——好的。这是怎么呢？-我只需要你打电话给他。 - Okay. What's going on? - I just need you to call him.
-你能帮我打个电话给他吗？——嗯…-不要问太多问题。拿起你的电话打给他。 - Can you do me a favor and call him? - Um... - Don't ask too many questions. Just pick up your phone and call him.
——好的。汤姆?汤姆，安妮来了……——小姐? - Okay. Tom? Tom, Ani's here... - Miss?
-嘿，汤姆。-怎么了，安？ - Hey, Tom. - What's up, Ani?
你今天看到瓦尼亚了吗？ Have you seen Vanya today?
-我没有。不。-好吧，他给你发短信或打电话了吗？ - I have not. No. - Okay, has he, like, texted or called you at all?
-不，一点也不。不。-好吧，你能帮我给他打个电话吗？——等待。这些家伙是谁？ - No, not at all. No. - Okay, could you just call him right now - for me? - Wait. Who are these dudes?
-我的朋友，你能…-没事的。你能打电话给伊凡吗？ - My friend, can you... - It's fine. Can you call Ivan, please?
-没事吧？-等等，怎么回事？ - Is everything okay? - Wait, what's going on?
-一切都好。-我为什么要打电话给伊凡？ - Everything is fine. - Why would I call Ivan?
-拿起你的电话打给他。-我不会给他打电话的你是谁？ - Just pick up your phone and call him. - I'm not gonna call him. Who are you?
我是谁并不重要。我只需要你打给他。 Doesn't matter who I am. I just need you to call him.
这很重要。我不会把我的手机给你，让你给伊凡打电话。 It does matter. I'm not gonna give you - my fucking phone to call Ivan.
——倾听。伊凡有大麻烦了。我们得找到他。 - Listen. Ivan is in a lot of trouble. We need to find him.
嘿，嘿，你们谁最好马上给伊万打电话。 Hey, hey, one of you better get Ivan on the line now.
“在…“在线”？ "On... on the line"?
-“在线上”？-有什么好笑的？ - "On the line"? - What the fuck is funny?
-这些家伙是谁？-有什么好笑的？ - Who the fuck are these guys? - What the fuck is funny, man?
我让你打给伊凡。这有什么不对吗？不要把你的生活复杂化。 I'm telling you to call Ivan. What's wrong with that? Don't complicate your life.
伙计，我要回到那里，然后他妈的…我会让你的生活更复杂，你个混蛋。 Man, I'm gonna come back there and just gonna fucking... I'll complicate your fucking life, you motherfucker.
——为什么?-这不是个好主意。这不是一个好主意。 - Why? - That's not a good idea. That is not a good idea.
-给我滚出去。 - Get the fuck out of here.
——汤姆。-怎么了，伙计？ - Tom. - What's up, man?
硬汉。你打算用它做什么？ Tough guy. What do you plan to do with that?
如果你还不滚出去，就打断你的腿。 Break your legs if you don't get the fuck out.
我告诉过你这是个坏主意。 I told you it's a fucking bad idea.
——汤姆。-所以现在就拿起你的电话打给他。 - Tom. - So pick up your phone and call him now.
-哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。——汤姆。 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Tom.
-滚开。-他妈的打碎一切。 - Fuck off. - Fucking smash everything.
-搞什么鬼？-操，操，操，操…叫他停下来！搞什么鬼？ - What the fuck? - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Tell him to fucking stop! What the fuck?
-哦，不。-快给伊万打电话！ - Oh, no. - Fucking call Ivan now!
-怎么回事，伙计？-好的，好的。 - What the fuck, man? - Okay, okay.
-天啊，操！-太疯狂了。 - Jesus, fuck! - That's crazy.
-哦，操。-我完蛋了。 - Oh, fuck. - I am so fucked.
开免提。 Put it on speaker.
我完蛋了。 I am so fucked.
请留言…-你的手机呢？-等等，伙计。 Please leave your message... - Where's your phone? - Hold on, man.
别弄坏任何东西，好吗？ Just don't break anything, all right?
-打电话给他。-搞什么鬼？ - Call him. - What the fuck?
-开免提。-给你。好了。 - Put it on speaker. - There you go. There you go.
别弄坏任何东西，伙计。 Just don't break anything, man.
他不会接电话的。他不会回答的。 He's not gonna answer the phone. He's not gonna answer.
-我知道。我知道。-请留言…他不会接电话的。 - I know. I know it. - Please leave your message... He's not gonna fucking answer.
他的另一个朋友呢？ Where's his other friend?
他和亚历克斯在一起吗？ Is he with Aleks?
-亚历克斯正在工作。-他不可能和亚历克斯在一起 - Aleks is working right now. - He can't be with Aleks.
-他在哪里工作？——塔蒂阿娜。 - Where is he working? - Tatiana's.
——操。-走吧。 - Fuck. - Let's go.
不。哦,不。 No. Oh, no.
搞什么鬼？ What the hell?
-上帝啊。-你要去哪里？ - Jesus fucking Christ. - Where are you going?
-去车里。步行五分钟。 - To the car. - It's five-minute walk.
-不不不我不会走下去的。-我们开车过去吧。 - No, no, no. I'm not walking down there. - Let's drive up there.
-他妈的冷死了。-不，我才不去找别的停车位。 - It's fucking freezing. - No, I'm not gonna look for other parking.
-来吧，我们走。-我们为什么不开车？ - Come on, let's go. - Why don't we drive?
就在这里。走路。 It's right here. Walk.
快点。移动。 Chop-chop. Move.
太他妈冷了。看着我。 It's fucking cold, man. Look at me.
你是故意的吗？搞什么鬼，兄弟。 Are you doing this on purpose? What the fuck, bro.
那花了他妈不止五分钟。 That took way fucking longer than five minutes.
嘿。 Hey.
四人桌？ Table for four?
-亚历克斯在吗？——亚历克斯? - Is Aleks here? - Aleks?
亚历克斯? Aleks?
他应该在这里工作。 He should be working here.
-助理厨师？——是的。 - The assistant cook? - Yes.
-走吧。-不，等等。等一等。 - Let's go. - No, wait. Hold on.
-你们不能进去。-不，你很好。你很好。 - You guys cannot go in there. - No, you're good. You're good.
他们知道自己在做什么，别紧张。 They know what they're doing, relax.
-天啊，亚历克斯——Ani ! - Oh, my God, Aleks. - Ani!
-你看到瓦尼亚了吗？——没有。这是怎么呢？ - Have you seen Vanya? - No. What's going on?
-我们在找瓦尼亚。-家里有急事 - We're looking for Vanya. - It's a family emergency.
-你看到伊凡了吗？-到底怎么回事？ - Have you seen Ivan? - What the fuck is going on?
-你看到伊凡了吗？——没有。 - Have you seen Ivan? - No.
-你很好。不，你很好。-我会被炒鱿鱼的。 - You're good. No, you're good. - I can get fired.
你很好。别担心。 You're good. Don't worry.
-别担心。你能给他打个电话吗？ - Don't worry about it. - Can you call him, please?
-我没见过他。打电话给他吗?真的吗?-是的，打给他。 - I haven't seen him. Call him? Really? - Yes, just call him.
-是的，请给他打电话。打电话给他。-你是演员吗？ - Yes, please call him. Call him. - Are you an actress?
我在什么地方见过你？呃?-我不是演员，不是。 I saw you somewhere? Uh? - I'm not an actress, no.
——不是吗?你看起来不错。-你是哪里人？ - No? You look good. - Where are you from?
把你的手机给我一下。1秒。 Give me your phone one second. One second.
-我们到处都找不到瓦尼亚。-你今天和他谈过了吗？ - We can't find Vanya anywhere. - Have you talked to him today?
-不，我没见过他。他可能在家。-不，他不在家，汤姆和克里斯托也没见过他。 - No, I haven't saw him. He's probably at home. - No, he's not at home, and Tom and Crystal haven't seen him, either.
能把手机还给我吗？谢谢你！ Can I have my phone back, please? Thank you.
-我需要伊万的照片。——好的。 - I need Ivan's photo. - Okay.
你手机里得有你丈夫的照片。 You got to have your husband's photo on your phone.
-不，我不会把手机给你的。-我要用一下你的手机。 - No, I am not giving you my phone. - I need your phone for one second.
-我只需要你的手机…——我……不，你知道吗？ - I just need your phone... - I... No, and you know what?
如果你再碰我，我就喊了。 If you touch me again, I will fucking scream.
-嘘，嘘停止。停止。-使用Instagram。 - Shh, shh. Stop. Stop. - Use Instagram.
我没有Instagram。 I don't have Instagram.
我是个成年人了，伙计。你在说什么？ I'm an adult, man. What are you talking about?
你会让我丢了饭碗的。请。 You're going to cost me my job here. Please.
我拿到了。在这里。 I have it. Here.
——人。-好吧。 - Guys. - Oh, okay.
-怎么了，怎么了？-我们在找…我们在找瓦尼亚。我们不知道他在哪里。 - Ani, what's-what's going on? - We're looking for... We're looking for Vanya. We don't know where he is.
但就像，这黑鬼他妈疯了。 But it's like, this nigga's fucking insane.
好的，谢谢。在那里……你要去哪里？ Okay, thank you. Where... Where are you going?
你觉得他会和达莎在一起吗？ You think that he would be with Dasha?
除非他和她还有她的新男友在巴哈马。 Not unless he's in Bahamas with her and her new fuck boy.
把音乐停一秒钟。停止音乐。 Stop the music one second. Stop the music.
对不起，我非常抱歉。 Excuse me, I'm terribly sorry.
但我需要你一分钟的时间。 But I need one minute of your attention.
我们在找一个失踪的孩子，一个生病的孩子。 We are looking for a missing child, a sick child.
我要给你看他的照片。 I'm going to show you his photo.
如能提供任何信息，将不胜感激。 Any information would be greatly appreciated.
我们是付钱的人，他却想引起注意？ We're the ones fucking paying and he wants attention?
抱歉，但这孩子病得很重。 My apologies, but the kid is very sick.
如果你见过他，请告诉我们。 Please let us know if you've seen him.
你没看见他？ You didn't see him?
-给我一支烟。-开什么玩笑？ - Give me a cigarette. - Are you kidding me?
我快冻僵了，这家伙还想要烟。 I'm freezing, and this guy wants cigarettes.
公牛,认真…… Toros, seriously...
如果你不把脖子遮起来，你会感冒的。 You'll get cold if you don't cover your neck.
你为什么带那个来？ Why did you bring that?
你他妈为什么要带这个？ Why the fuck did you bring that?
为什么?好让你再把我塞住吗？ Why? So you could fucking gag me again?
草泥马。 Motherfucker.
他妈的。把围巾给我。 Fuck it. Give me the scarf.
——不!不!不!-对天发誓！ - No! No! No! - Swear to God!
——嘿!嘿!这是我的车！-不不不不不不不不 - Hey! Hey! This is my car! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-不不不-天啊，已经接上了。 - No, no, no. - Man, it's already attached.
——请。-已经贴好了。我得接了。 - Please. - It's already attached. I got to take it.
-我得把它拿进去。-别开我的车。不要那样做。 - I got to take it in. - Don't take my car. Don't do that.
-这是我的车。-嘿，听我说嘿!都是你的错！ - This is my car. - Hey, listen to me. Hey! It's your fault!
你把车停在马路中间了，好吗？ You were parked in the middle of the fucking street, okay?
-朋友，我只是在停车！-没有标志。 - My friend, I was just parking! - There is no sign.
-我给你钱。多少钱?-听我说。 - I'll give you money. How much? - Listen to me.
- 100、200、300？告诉我。-听着，在院子里，你要和人说话。-拿着钱。 - 100, 200, 300? Tell me. - Listen, down in the yard, you're gonna talk to - people. - Take the money.
——好吗?你会说…-拿着钱。 - Okay? You're gonna talk... - Take the money.
-去你妈的。去你妈的。-操我是什么意思？ - Fuck you, then. Fuck you. - What do you mean, fuck me?
-去你妈的。-搞什么…我才不管呢。 - Fuck you. - What the... I don't give a shit.
-嗨。-别挡我的路。 - Hey. - Get the fuck out of my way.
你他妈的给我下车！ You get out the fucking car!
这是你自找的。 You fucking asked for this.
我才干了两周，兄弟！ I've been on the job two fucking weeks, bro!
你他妈是什么…你他妈在开玩笑吧？ What the fuck are you... Are you fucking kidding?
开什么玩笑！ Fucking kidding me!
-我的天啊。-耶稣基督！ - Oh, my fucking God. - Jesus Christ!
你他妈的…都是因为你。 Are you fucking... It's all because of you.
-都是因为你-去你妈的！ - It's all because of you. - Fuck you!
-快上车！-拜托！来吧! - Get in the car! - Come on! Come on!
你死定了。我有你的车牌号。 You are so fucked. I have your license plate.
如果你上了那辆车，你就完了。 If you get in that car, you're all fucked.
不，不，不，不！ No, no, no, no, no!
你他妈在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
-去你的，俄罗斯人！- - -神。 - Fuck you, Russians! - God.
-耶稣基督。-你疯了。 - Jesus Christ. - You are crazy.
你们他妈的疯了。 You guys are fucking crazy.
我们要找到这个混蛋，哪怕要花一晚上。 We're going to find this fucker even if it takes all fucking night.
我以我母亲的生命发誓…你他妈刚刚做了什么？ I swear on my mother's life... What the fuck did you just do?
来吧，给我点东西。喜欢什么东西。 Come on, give me something. Like, something.
——有些……你会在哪里……-我不知道。-我不知道。——思考。思考。在哪里? - Some... Where would you... - I don't know. -I don't know. - Think. Think. Where?
——他……游戏。-他喜欢电子游戏。 - He... Gaming. - He likes video games.
也许他会在游乐场之类的地方。我不知道。 Maybe he'll be at an arcade or something. I don't know.
-快点。-保持清醒，伙计。 - Hurry up. - Stay awake, man.
伙计们，今天有人看到这个人吗？ Guys, anybody see this guy today?
你见过Vanya Zakharov吗？ Have you seen Vanya Zakharov?
伙计们，看到这个孩子了吗？ Guys, see this kid today?
哦!台球大厅。 Oh! Billiard hall.
那里——那里是台球厅。 There-there is the billiard hall.
还记得五年前我们……你教他打台球？ Remember five years ago we... you-you were teaching him how to play billiard?
我们在这里玩过，就在街角。 We played here, right here around the corner.
-你记得吗？-五年前？ - You remember? - Five years ago?
我记得。 I remember.
来了,来了。等一下，我的朋友。 Come, come. One second, my friend.
看这张照片。你见过这个人吗？-伊凡，伊凡。 Look at this picture. Have you seen - this guy? - Ivan, Ivan.
-那是瓦尼亚吗？-是的。 - Is that Vanya? - Yeah.
你今天见到他了吗？ Have you seen him today?
-不，今天不行。——没有。 - No, not today. - No.
不过他办的派对很棒。 He does the greatest parties, though.
是的，他真的很酷。 Yeah, he's really cool.
我太讨厌这个婊子了，我一看到她的脸就想吐。 I hate this bitch so much, I want to vomit when I see her face.
请留言…伙计们，你们见过这个人吗？ Please leave your message... Guys, have you seen this guy?
他，他失踪了。 He's-he's been missing.
你确定吗? You sure?
让我问问他们。 Let me ask them.
-等等，停下。-等我一下。 - Wait, stop. - Give me a second.
伙计们，你们看过这个吗…今天这个人？ Guys, have you seen this... this guy today?
不。 No.
他可能不是迷路了，也许是被绑架了。 He's probably not lost, perhaps he is kidnapped.
当然，被绑架了……当然 Yeah sure, kidnapped... Of course.
想想，想想，再想想。 Think, think, think, think.
你能继续给他打电话吗？ And can you keep calling him, please?
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
-我的天啊。-你他妈在开玩笑吧！-上帝啊。 - Oh, my God. - Oh, you got to be - fucking kidding me! - Jesus fucking Christ.
你知道我妻子明天要开这辆车吗？ You understand that my wife has to drive this car tomorrow?
你呢? Do you?
我怎么才能去掉这味道？嗯? How am I gonna get rid of this smell? Huh?
你还是回埃里温比较好。 It's better you go back to Yerevan.
他妈的把你弄走。 Fucking get rid of you.
你想把我们炸了吗？ Do you want to blow us up?
-我很小心。-滚开！ - I'm careful. - Fuck off!
给我滚出去！ Get the fuck out of here!
比起我，你更在乎伊凡。 You care about Ivan more than me.
开始清洗! Start cleaning!
谁更重要？伊凡还是你垂死的弟弟？ Who's more important? Ivan or your dying brother?
好吧，我不会再进去了。 Yeah, I'm not getting back in there.
-去他的伊凡。操那个小婊子。-。 - Fuck Ivan. Fuck that little bitch. - Mm-mm.
这里他妈的还是很臭。 It still fucking stinks in here.
操，我知道。狗屎! Fuck, I know. Shit!
你和他去了哪些俱乐部？ Which clubs did you go with him?
-我不知道。我们去了……——嗯? - I don't know. We went to... - Huh?
我不知道。我们去了很多次。 I don't know. We went to a lot of 'em.
带我去看每一个人。 Take me to every single one.
你今天见过这个人吗？ Hey, have you seen this guy today?
是的，我们打断了他。他喝醉了。 Yeah, we cut him off. He was wasted.
什么时候? When?
大概20分钟前。 Like 20 minutes ago.
他刚走。 He just left.
你们今天见过这个人吗？ Have you guys seen this guy today?
没有? No?
你问过伊万·扎哈罗夫的事吗？ Did you ask about Ivan Zakharov?
-他给我留下了一张800美元的账单。-他现在在哪儿？ - He left me an $800 bill. - Where is he now?
我怎么知道？但总得有人付钱给我。 How should I know? But somebody has to pay me.
-好的，再见。-不，等等。但你了解他。 - Okay, bye. - No, wait. But you know him.
我向他道歉。 I told him my apologies.
你可以再跟他说一次。 You can tell him one more time.
我一定会补偿你的。 I'm gonna definitely make them up to you.
或者由他们决定，或者由你决定。 Or up to them, or up to you.
我该怎么办？ Wh-What can I do?
你想让我怎么做？ Wh-What do you want me to do?
他很好。 He's fine.
告诉他妈妈一切都好，他就坐在我旁边。 Tell his mom that everything is fine, he's sitting next to me.
这是真的水貂吗？ Is it a real mink?
-我告诉你…-我说不下去了。我得走了。 - I'm telling you... - I can't talk anymore. I have to go.
不。 No.
-拜托，我求你了。-别说了。 - Please, I'm begging you. - Please stop.
——哦。-看起来像真的貂皮。 - Oh. - It looks like real mink.
-我当然知道。你为什么…-我也很惭愧。 - Of course I do. Why you... - I am ashamed as well.
是啊，这是真的，但不是貂皮。 Yeah, it's fucking real, but it's not mink.
-我是那孩子的教父。-这是他妈的俄罗斯黑貂，好吗？ - I'm the godfather of that child. - It's fucking Russian sable, okay?
比水貂值钱多了。 Which is worth a lot more than mink.
我当然感到羞愧。 Of course I'm ashamed.
不，不要……不要谈论那个孩子。 No, don't-don't ta... don't talk about that baby.
伙计们，你们今天见过这个人吗？ Guys, have you seen this guy today?
-结束通话。-我只是有个问题。 - End of the line. - I just have a question.
你见过这个孩子吗？ Have you seen this kid?
是的，他30分钟前还在这里。 Yeah, he was here 30 minutes ago.
他醉得进不去了。 He was too drunk to enter.
-你知道他去哪儿了吗？-谁他妈知道 - Do you know where he went? - Who the fuck knows.
请出示您的身份证。 Your I.D., please.
你真是个糟糕的教父。 What a shitty godfather you are.
你没有保护孩子，而是离开了他。 Instead of protecting the child, you just left him.
你在耍我吗？ Are you fucking with me?
也许他喝醉了。 Maybe he's on a bender.
如果你这么能干，为什么让他离开？ If you're so competent, why did you let him leave?
你怎么说，本德？ How do you say bender?
嗯,”bender。” Uh, "bender."
这是一场狂欢。是的。 It-it's a bender. Yeah.
托尔，这和能力有什么关系？ Tor, what does that have to do with competence?
-去他妈的。-我可不想这样 - Fuck this shit. - I didn't sign up for this.
我只想回亚美尼亚的家。这糟透了。 I just want to go home to Armenia. This sucks.
♬所有她说过的话，所有她说过的话 ♪ All the things she said, all the things she said ♪
♬在我的脑海里流淌，在我的脑海里流淌 ♪ Runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head ♪
♬她说的那些话，在我脑海里挥之不去 ♪ Runnin' through my head, all the things she said ♪
♬她说的所有话，都在我脑海里闪过 ♪ All the things she said, runnin' through my head ♪
♬她说的那些话在我脑海里挥之不去……♪ ♪ Runnin' through my head, all the things she said... ♪
我完蛋了。 I'm so fucked.
所以欺骗! So fucked!
他操我比操你还狠。 You know, he fucked me much harder than he fucked you.
-是吗？-百分之百。 - Oh, yeah? - Hundred percent.
相信我。 Trust me.
如果我们现在还没找到他，我们就找不到他了。 If we haven't found him by now, we are not finding him.
我问过你吗？我问过你吗？ Did I ask you? Did I ask you?
我只是说说而已。 I'm just saying, man.
保留你的意见。 Keep your opinion to yourself.
从现在开始我不会再说话了。 I'm not going to talk at all from now on.
阿尼的亿万富翁老公刚刚进来了，他在找乐子。 Ani's fucking billionaire husband just strolled in, and he's looking for action.
我要给他一些。 And I'm gonna give him some.
名叫什么? Vanya?
名叫。 Vanya.
你知道，这太可悲了。 You know, it's so sad.
那段婚姻肯定已经完蛋了。 That marriage must really be in the toilet already.
名叫的吗? Vanya's here?
“Scuse ! 'Scuse!
-你今天见过这个人吗？——没有。 - Have you seen this guy today? - No.
你呢，先生？ How about you, sir?
伊戈尔，谢谢你的药。 Igor, thank you for the pills.
我想要他拥有的。我也想要一个。 I want what he had. I want one of those.
你他妈的听到了吗？我说“我也想要一个” Did you fucking hear me? I said, "I want one of those."
不。 No.
没有? No?
搞什么鬼？为什么? What the fuck? Why?
因为我不贩毒。 'Cause I don't deal drugs.
一个住得起布莱特沃特又不贩毒的土匪？ A fucking gopnik who can afford to live in Brightwater and doesn't deal drugs?
是的,对的。 Yeah, right.
这是我祖母的公寓和她的毒品。 It's my grandmother's apartment and her drugs.
我没钱了，我也不是高普尼克。 I don't have any more, and I'm not gopnik.
是的，你说得对。 Yeah, you're right.
你就是个娘娘腔的婊子。 You're a faggot-ass bitch, is what you are.
伙计们，你们今天见过这个人吗？ Hey, guys, have you seen this guy today?
不。 No.
基佬婊是什么意思？ What does faggot-ass bitch mean?
他妈的同性恋。 Fucking faggot.
是的，他说的。 Yep, what he said.
-走开！-你为什么这么粗鲁？ - Go away! - Why are you being rude?
我只是问个问题。我才不管呢。 I'm just asking a question. I don't give a shit.
为什么我是基佬婊？ And why am I faggot-ass bitch?
我不知道。 I don't know.
他们说你天生如此。 They say you're just born that way.
你知道吗，我受够了你们这一代。 You know what, I'm so sick of your generation, man.
我是说，看看你。 I mean, look at you.
不尊重长辈，不尊重权威，没有目标。 No respect for elder, no respect for authority, no goals.
我是说，你唯一的目标就是买一双很酷的运动鞋。这是所有。 I mean, the only goal you have just to buy pair of cool sneakers. That's all.
我是说，说实话。来吧。 I mean, honestly. Come on.
你他妈有什么毛病？嗯? What the fuck is wrong with you? Huh?
你为什么不听我把话说完？ Why don't you just hear me out?
没有职业道德。 No work ethics.
懒惰,愚蠢。 Lazy, stupid.
我不明白。 I don't understand.
我从16岁就开始工作了。 I've been working since I'm 16 years old.
你怎么了？ What is wrong with you?
你所做的就是抖音，Instagram，抖音，Instagram。 All you do is TikTok, Instagram, TikTok, Instagram.
就是这样。 That's it.
他在总部！ He's at HQ!
什么？ What?
他妈的总部! Fucking Headquarters!
嘿。你好。 Hey. Hello.
-地址是什么？-西38街。 - What's the address? - West 38th Street.
——哇!-我爱死那地方了。 - Whoo! - I fucking love that place.
你是说曼哈顿？ You mean fucking Manhattan?
是啊，就在曼哈顿。 Yeah, it's in fucking Manhattan.
我的天啊。 Oh, my fucking God.
-快点！-哦，我需要现金。 - Hurry up! - Oh, I need cash.
——公牛! - Toros!
-那要45分钟。快点。 - That's 45 minutes away. Hurry up.
美丽。 Beautiful.
你是瓦尼亚，对吧？ You're Vanya, right?
对，就是我。 Yeah, that's me.
Anora。Anora ! Anora. Anora!
这不是Anora。Ani。 It's not Anora. It's Ani.
告诉你的朋友不惜一切代价把他留在那里。 Tell your friend to hold him there at any cost.
即使他们要把他关起来。 Even if they have to physically hold him.
就像，抓住他。 Like, grab him really.
♬我说继续吧，女孩 ♪ I said go on, girl ♪
♬做你该做的事，做你该做的事，放下，离开 ♪ Do your thang, do your thang, drop, go ♪
♬小莎莉·沃克，呃，适当地摇一摇，呃 ♪ Little Sally Walker, uh, shake it proper, uh ♪
♬把它弯过来，让它摇晃，嗯，有很多小圆面包 ♪ Bend it over, make it wobble, uh, got a lotta buns ♪
♬把它捡起来，放下来，呃……♪ ♪ Pick it up and drop it, uh... ♪
-更多?更多?-更多，更多。 - More? More? - More, more.
因为你的皮肤是我接触过的最好的。 Because you have the best skin that I ever touch.
把这些加起来就像数学一样 ♪ Add that shit up just like mathematics ♪
如果你免费做这件事，那么它是向后的 ♪ If you do it for free, then it's ass backwards ♪
♬你们这些贱人都在生我的气 ♪ All of you bitches is mad at me ♪
也许你疯了，因为你不在我的纳税范围内…♪ ♪ Probably mad 'cause you ain't in my tax bracket... ♪
-我爱你。我爱你。-你怎么说…在俄罗斯吗? - I love you. I love you. - How do you say... In Russian?
别心脏病发作，但瓦尼亚和戴蒙德在楼上的单兵室。 Don't have a heart attack, but Vanya's upstairs in a private with Diamond.
安，这些家伙到底是谁？ Ani, who the hell are these guys?
♬我的爸爸 ♪ Daddy as fuck ♪
♬我觉得爸爸就像他妈的一样 ♪ I feel daddy as fuck ♪
♬我的爸爸 ♪ Daddy as fuck ♪
♬我觉得爸爸就像他妈的一样 ♪ I feel daddy as fuck ♪
♬我感觉，我感觉，我感觉 ♪ I feel, I feel, I feel ♪
♬爸爸，爸爸，我爱你 ♪ Da-Da-Daddy as fuck ♪
♬我的爸爸 ♪ Daddy as fuck ♪
♬我-我-我感觉爸爸就像他妈的一样 ♪ I-I-I feel daddy as fuck ♪
♬开着粉红色的卡车，爸爸就像他妈的一样 ♪ Whippin' in a pink truck, daddy as fuck ♪
♬他想进入我的内心，舔我的阴蒂直到我发疯 ♪ He wanna get in my guts, lickin' my clit till I nut ♪
♬我觉得爸爸很差劲，我觉得爸爸很差劲…♪ ♪ Daddy as fuck, I feel daddy as fuck... ♪
名叫什么? Vanya?
在哪里……他就在其中一个房间里？ Where is... He's in one of these rooms?
是的。 Yeah.
大便。对不起。 Shit. Sorry.
——对不起。对不起,黛西。-嘿，安。 - Sorry. Sorry, Daisy. - Hey, Ani.
名叫什么?哦,狗屎。 Vanya? Oh, shit.
卡拉，你看到戴蒙德了吗？ Carla, have you seen Diamond?
我想她在钢管舞室。嘿，怎么了…-杆室是什么？-该死的钢管室。 I think she's in the pole room. Hey, what's going... - What's pole room? - Fucking pole room.
♬我觉得爸爸就像他妈的一样 ♪ I feel daddy as fuck ♪
♬我感觉，我感觉，我感觉…♪ ♪ I feel, I feel, I feel... ♪
——名叫?-搞什么鬼？ - Vanya? - Oh, what the fuck?
-别他妈碰我老公。-你他妈的疯了？ - Oh, get the fuck off my fucking husband. - You fucking mad?
是啊，我要疯了，贱人。 Yeah, I am about to be fucking mad, bitch.
-滚出去，小子。-我们走吧！ - Skip out, ho. - Let's go!
-你他妈想走吗？-你个婊子。 - Oh, you want to fucking go? - You fucking bitch.
-来吧，贱人-我们整晚都在到处跑，而这个该死的家伙却在这里自慰。 - Yeah, come get some, bitch. - We're running around all night and this fucking guy is here getting his rocks off.
-很高兴见到你们。-我们找了你一晚上，你个混蛋！瓦尼亚，我们一直在找你。一整夜! - Nice to see you guys. - We were looking for you all night, you fuck! Vanya, we've been fucking looking for you. All night!
我一直在发短信。我一直在给你打电话。 I've been texting. I've been fucking calling you.
你他妈怎么一个电话都不接？ Why haven't you answered any of my fucking calls?
-你这个小混蛋。-你他妈为什么要离开我，瓦尼亚？ - You little son of a bitch. - Why'd you fucking leave me, Vanya?
我试着去追你。这些家伙，他们把我的手腕绑起来了。他们拿走了我的戒指。 I tried to run after you. These guys, they fucking tied my wrists up. They took my ring.
-为什么，兄弟？-他们他妈的袭击了我，瓦尼亚。 - For what, bro? - They fucking assaulted me, Vanya.
-好了，起来。我们走吧。-你可以在车里说 - Okay, get up. Let's go. - You can talk in the car.
-起来。-不，我他妈找到他了，所以我得跟他谈谈。 - Get up. - No, I fucking found him, so I get to fucking talk to him.
——好吗?我们说好了的。-瓦尼亚，我们的时间还没结束。 - Okay? That was the deal. - Vanya, our hour's not over.
让她滚出去！ Oh, get her the fuck out of here!
滚出我的私人领地，贱人！ Oh, get the fuck out of my private, bitch!
-万雅，看着我。-我在看你。 - Vanya, look at me. - I am looking at you.
我回来了，贱人。 I'm coming back, bitch.
去你的，戴蒙德。 Fuck you, Diamond.
这一点非常重要。 This is very important.
万雅，看着我。 Vanya, look at me.
听我说，宝贝，听着。 Just listen to me, baby, listen.
这些人，他们想让我们离婚，好吗？ These guys, they want us to get a divorce, okay?
这不是离婚。 It's not divorce.
-我跟你说过上百次了-退后。让我……这是取消。取消。 - I told you hundred times. - Back off. Let me... It's annulment. Annulment.
——啊。-瓦尼亚，告诉他们我们不会离婚的，好吗？ - Ah. - Vanya, tell them that we're not gonna get a divorce, okay?
-告诉他们这是个错误。-我父母来了吗？ - Tell them that this is a mistake. - Are my parents here yet?
-宝贝，这很重要。-听我说 - Baby, this is very important. - Listen to me here.
你的父母12点会来。 Your parents are coming at 12:00.
我帮你找到了他，让我跟他谈谈。 I helped you find him, so let me fucking talk to him.
我们还得去法院！ We still need to go to the courthouse!
-瓦尼亚，看着我，好吗？-别理他们。她的事根本不重要。这无关紧要，好吗？只是…我要你告诉他们…万雅，这一点都不好笑。 - Vanya, just look at me, okay? - Fucking ignore them. It doesn't fucking matter about her. It doesn't matter about anything, okay? Just... I need you to tell them... Vanya, this is not funny.
我知道。它不是。 I know. It's not.
万雅，看着我，宝贝。-我们继续维持婚姻，好吗？ Vanya, look at me, baby. - Let's stay married, okay?
-是的。你认识这些人吗？是的，我爱他们。我爱他们。 - Yeah. You know these guys? Yeah, I love them. I love them.
耶稣,名叫。 Jesus, Vanya.
我们得谈谈，好吗？ We have to talk about this, okay?
这非常非常重要，好吗？ This is very, very important, all right?
我现在不想谈这个。 I don't want to talk about it right now.
好吧，但是……看他…不不不，万雅，我们现在不能喝酒。 Okay, but just-just... Look what he... No, no, no, Vanya, we can't drink right now.
你得告诉他们…伙计们，他喝醉了。 You need to tell them... Guys, he's fucking drunk.
我们不能正确地说话……不。 We can't talk right... No.
我们还没说完呢。 We're not fucking done talking.
-我想跟他谈谈。-来吧。 - I wanted to talk to him. - Come on.
我们开始吧！ Here we go!
名叫。名叫。 Vanya. Vanya.
万雅，万雅，我们得继续谈。 Vanya, Vanya, we have to keep talking about this.
名叫! Vanya!
别他妈的碰我！耶稣。 Do not fucking touch me! Jesus.
万雅，我们不是…我们得继续谈。 Vanya, we're not... we have to keep talking.
他们想让我们离婚。我们不能…别他妈…从我面前滚出去。 They're trying to bring us to get a divorce. We can't... Do not fucking... Get the fuck out of my fucking face.
吉米，阿尼和三个人在这里闹事。 Jimmy, Ani's here with three guys causing a scene.
俄罗斯Ani吗? Russian Ani?
♬哟，哟 ♪ Yo, yo ♪
溜溜球，溜溜球 ♪ Yo-yo, yo-yo ♪
♬哟，哟，哟，哟 ♪ Yo, yo, yo, yo ♪
♬男人，猫不知道会发生什么…♪ ♪ Man, cats don't know what it's gon' be... ♪
我他妈告诉过你。从我面前滚出去。 I fucking told you. Get the fuck out of my fucking face.
不是吗?两个星期。 Didn't I? Two weeks.
该死的鼻子！ On the fucking nose!
找错人了，贱人。 Wrong one, bitch.
伙计们，打架了！ Guys, there's a fucking fight!
-不可能！-该死！ - No way! - Oh, shit!
天啊，我太喜欢了。 Oh, my God, I love it.
♬我不会碰你的手……♪ ♪ I ain't touchin' your hand... ♪
我不建议这么做。 I don't recommend that.
哇，哇，哇，哇。 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
加尼克，做点什么！ Garnik, do something!
-哟，哟，哟。-别闹了，别闹了 - Yo, yo, yo. - Break it up, break it up.
把它带到外面去。把那玩意拿出去。 Take it outside. Take that shit outside.
总部没有战斗。 There's no fighting at HQ.
好了，冷静点。 Okay, calm down.
——哇。-伙计，给我滚出去！不。 - Whoa. - Man, get the fuck out of here! No.
-给我滚出去。-上车。 - Get the fuck out of here. - Get in.
-退后。-给我滚出去。 - Get back. - Get the fuck out of here.
-你告诉我阿尼是我们的女孩。——走吧。走了。 - You told me Ani's one of our girls. - Go. Go.
他妈的找到你了！我们找到你了！ Fucking found you! We found you!
真不敢相信你跑得像个婴儿。 I can't believe you went running like a fucking baby.
但没关系。你父母要来了。 But it's okay. Your parents are coming.
你消失了。你终于走了。 You're gone. You're gone, finally.
-走了。——名叫。名叫。 - Fucking gone. - Vanya. Vanya.
你知道现在发生了什么吗？ Do you know what's happening right now?
你他妈知道现在是怎么回事吗，瓦尼亚？ Do you fucking know what's going on right now, Vanya?
嗯哼。-放开我，伙计。 Mm-hmm. - Get off me, man.
他喝多了。他……等他清醒了，我得跟他谈谈。 He's fucking wasted. He-he... I need to talk to him when he's fucking sober.
-我不能这样跟他说话。-谈话结束。 - I can't talk to him like this. - Talking is done.
谈话还没完。 Talking is not done.
他当然会照你说的做。 Of course he's gonna do anything you say.
-他喝醉了。-谈话结束。 - He's fucking plastered. - Talking is done.
现在我们要在三小时内完成这件事。 Now we're gonna get this thing done in three hours.
-不，这不是交易。-是的。 - No, this wasn't the fucking deal. - Yes, it was.
-哦，慢点。-我要吐了。 - Oh, slow down. - I'm gonna get sick.
我们会搞定这件事的。 We're gonna get this thing done.
给你拿回你的钱，然后离开这里，就这样。 You're gonna get your fucking money, and you're gonna walk away-- that's it.
我们说好了的。 That was the deal.
他妈的。 Fuck.
什么？你知道，你必须……你一定很恨我，伙计。 What? You know, you must... You must really hate me, man.
我是说真的。 I mean, seriously.
我为你做了那么多。 And after all I've done for you.
你知道，一切。 You know, everything.
我保释你几次了？ I mean, I bailed you out how many times?
嗯?多少次？ Huh? How many times?
你就这样对我？ And you do this to me?
你知道，这让我很难过。 You know, it-it makes me upset.
你知道，这是…你知道怎么…这对我来说有多尴尬？ You know, it's... You know how... how embarrassing that is for me?
嗯? Huh?
你到底有没有在听我说话？ Are you even listening to what I'm saying?
他昏过去了，阿布蒂。 He's passed out, abed.
现在我们等着。 Now we wait.
好吧。他在这里。嘿。 Okay. He's here. Hey.
叫醒......。叫醒......。 Wake up. Wake up.
他在这里。我们走吧。 He's here. Let's go.
——名叫。-醒醒，兄弟，请出来。 - Vanya. - Wake up, brother, come out, please.
-我想待在车里。-万雅，万雅，看着我。 - I want to stay in the car. - Vanya, Vanya, look at me.
不要被开罚单，也不要被拖走。 Do not get a ticket and do not get towed.
你进去之前我们得谈谈，好吗？ We need to talk before you go in there, okay?
——名叫?-开着手机。 - Vanya? - Keep your phone on.
万雅，万雅，进去的时候什么都别说，好吗？名叫。 Vanya, Vanya, don't say anything when you go in there, okay? Vanya.
万雅，我来处理，好吗。 Vanya, I'm gonna handle this, okay.
-我知道了。-处理什么？ - I got it. - Handle what?
-别跟他说话。-不关你的事。 - Don't talk to him. - None of your fucking business.
-走吧。-大家好。 - Let's go. - Hello, everyone.
-你好吗，先生？——公牛。 - How are you, sir? - Toros.
-住手，住手，住手-哇，哇。他还好吗？ - Stop it, stop it, stop it. - Whoa, whoa. Is he all right there?
你觉得他还好吗？ Does he fucking look all right to you?
-他没事。-他他妈一点都不好。 - He is okay. - He is not fucking all right.
-他几乎站不起来了。-你好吗？ - He can barely stand. - How are you?
很好,谢谢。法官人很好，他让我们升了职。 Fine, thanks. Uh, the judge is being very kind, and he bumped us up.
——好。-你好，伊万。 - Good. - Hello, Ivan.
伊凡，我是迈克尔·沙诺夫，你父亲的律师。 Ivan, it's Michael Sharnov, your father's attorney.
还记得我吗?你不记得迈克尔叔叔了？ Remember me? You don't remember Uncle Michael?
他有点累了。 He's a little bit tired.
-没事的。-我明白了。 - It's okay. - I see.
累了吗? Tired?
这是…幸运的女士。 And this is the... The lucky lady.
——好的。你是谁？-我们需要他 - Okay. And who is this? - Him we're gonna need.
只是持有。 Just holding.
好吧，我不知道那是什么意思，我也不想知道。 Okay, I don't know what that means, and I don't want to know.
-走吧。拿好你的身份证。准备好了。-我跟他谈过了，很明显他想要这件事。但他知道他儿子喝醉了吗？ - Let's go. Get your I.D.'s ready. - I talked to him and it's clear he wants this done. But does he know that his son is intoxicated?
他没有喝醉，他刚醒过来。 He's not intoxicated, he just woke up.
-请给我托罗斯。-拜托，伙计。 - Toros, please. - Come on, man.
我不会拿我的驾照冒险，因为你不能…你还想不想继续为扎哈罗夫家族工作？ I'm not gonna risk my license because you can't... You want to keep working for Zakharov family or not?
哦。 Oh.
Sharnov先生。你觉得自己很幸运。 Mr. Sharnov. Consider yourself very fortunate.
你的荣誉。 Your Honor.
我们今天的日程很紧，你有什么急事吗？ We have a light calendar today, so, um, what's your urgent matter?
法官阁下，我们在此提出控诉并请求立即撤销这段在胁迫下缔结的婚姻。 Your Honor, we are here to file a complaint and request for an immediate annulment of a union that took place under duress.
- Ivan Zakharov和Anora Mikheeva结婚了…-胁迫，该死的。 - Ivan Zakharov and Anora Mikheeva married... - Duress, my fucking ass.
——好的。——哇! - Okay. - Whoa!
我很抱歉。抱歉，法官阁下，但这是扯淡。这是废话。 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Your Honor, but this is bullshit. It's bullshit.
-法官大人，我…-这些人想…-你得停下来。你不能…你不能这么说。 - Your Honor, I... - These men are trying to... - You got to stop. You can't... you can't talk this way.
——好的。我很抱歉。他们努力……别他妈的碰我。 - Okay. I'm sorry. They're trying... Do not fucking touch me.
-这个穿驼色大衣的男人是谁？-保安，请把这个人弄离我。 - Who's this man in the camel coat? - Security, please get this man away from me.
-你是谁，先生？- Sharnov先生，他和你在一起吗？ - Who are you, sir? - Mr. Sharnov, is he with you?
-得到…让他离我远点。 - Get... Get him away from me.
-快点，快点。来吧。-警官，把他带走…-法官大人，我道歉-谢谢，警官。我很感激。 - Come on, come on. Come on. - Officer, take him... - Your Honor, I apologize. - Thank you, Officer. I appreciate it.
-好的，请坐。请坐。-对不起。 - Okay, have a seat. Have a seat. - I'm sorry.
谢谢你，法官大人。我真的很感激。 And thank you, Your Honor. I really appreciate it.
-不客气。不客气。保持那种语气。——好的。 - You're welcome. You're welcome. Keep that tone. - Okay.
-不客气。-法官大人，很明显，我丈夫现在喝醉了。他没资格做任何决定。 - You're welcome. - Your Honor, clearly, my husband is intoxicated right now. He is in no place to be making any decisions.
法官大人，反对。她不应该说话。 Uh, Your Honor, objection. She shouldn't be talking.
请不要听她的。 Don't listen to her, please.
-驼色大衣，坐下。下来。-我的胃。 - Camel coat, sit down. Down. - My stomach.
-他显然喝醉了，法官阁下-她为什么说话？ - He is clearly intoxicated, Your Honor. - Why is she talking?
-法官大人，我道歉法官大人，我一直想跟你解释的是，我们是合法结婚的。-反对，法官阁下 - Your Honor, I apologize. Your Honor, what I have been trying to explain to you, - we got married legally. - Objection, Your Honor.
他们还没有合法结婚，她不应该这么说。 They're not legally married, and she shouldn't be talking.
-长官，长官-我不该说话吗 - Sir. Sir. - I shouldn't be talking?
-骆驼人，坐下。-对不起。 - Camel man, sit down. - My apologies.
法官大人，我道歉。我的委托人不知道自己在说什么。我很抱歉。 Your Honor, I-I apologize. My client doesn't know what she's saying. I'm sorry.
他们正试图强迫我们解除婚姻……-我喝醉了。-安静地坐着或走开。请。 And they are trying to force us to get an annulment... - I-I am intoxicated. - Sit quietly or begone. Please.
我们在内华达州拉斯维加斯的一家合法婚姻所合法结婚。 We got legally married at a legitimate marriage place in Las Vegas, Nevada.
-小姐，请小声点。小声点。-这是真的。我们有结婚证。 - Miss, please keep it down. Keep it down. - It is real. We have a marriage certificate.
- Sharnov先生，现在负责。-我们不签字他们在内华达州结婚了？ - Mr. Sharnov, take charge now. - We're not gonna be signing-- They got married in Nevada?
-那又怎样？-我们不能在这里取消婚姻 - So what? - We can't get it annulled here.
——什么?-谢谢您的聆听，法官阁下。 - What? - Thank you for listening, Your Honor.
我们可以申请一个，但如果你现在想要这个，你必须去那里。 We can file for one but if you want this now, you have to go there.
- Sharnov先生。最后一次。-你知道我在处理什么吗？ - Mr. Sharnov. Last time. - Do you see what I've been dealing with?
你他妈开什么玩笑？ Are you fucking kidding me?
-伙计们，出去。好了，就这样。-我胃疼。 - Folks, get out. Okay that's it. - My stomach hurts.
-不不不不-请坐。 - No, no, no, no. - Have a seat.
-不不不警官，在他吐之前把他从桌子上扶起来。 - No, no, no. Officer, get him off the table before he throws up.
-我需要…我需要…——操! - I need... I need... - Fuck!
-来吧。-把他从桌子上拿下来把他弄出去。 - Come on. - Get him off the table. Get him out.
——操!-所有人都离开法庭。 - Fuck! - Everyone out of the court.
离开法庭，警官。 Clear the court, Officer.
来吧，该走了。 Come on, time to go.
-走吧。我们走吧。我们走吧。-警官，请离开法庭 - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. - Officer, clear the court, please.
-你为什么去拉斯维加斯？为什么不在纽约呢？ - Why did you go to Vegas? Why not here in New - York?
-伙计们，你们没必要拖着他到处走。-为什么不在纽约呢？ - Guys, you don't have to fucking drag him around. - Why not here in New York?
你能给我解释一下吗？我们他妈在维加斯结婚了因为他就是在那里向我求婚的。-现在我们要去见你父母了。 Can you explain to me? We got fucking married in Vegas because - that's where he proposed to me. - So now we're gonna go see your parents.
名叫。 Vanya.
-你要向他们解释你没经过我的允许就去了维加斯。 - You're gonna explain to them that you went to Vegas without my permission.
-不，我们哪也不去。-你明白吗？因为那不是我的错。 - No, we're not fucking going anywhere. - You understand? Because it wasn't my fault.
——名叫。-你也是。 - Vanya. - You, too.
-不，我哪也不去。 - Oh, no, I am not going fucking anywhere.
你得告诉他们你未经我允许就带他去了维加斯。 You're gonna have to tell them that you-you took him to Vegas without my permission.
-我不去…不,不。不，不，不。我…-这不是我的错 - I am not going... No, no. -No, no, no. I... - This is not my fault.
-不，我们是，我们太…-快上车。快上车。 - No, we are, we are so... - Get in the car. Get in the car.
我他妈才不上车，因为我们到此为止了。我他妈要我的戒指，混蛋。-你有罚单吗？ I'm not getting in the fucking car, 'cause we're fucking done here. And I - want my fucking ring now, motherfucker. - You got a ticket?
-怎么回事？-瓦尼亚，从车里出来，好吗？ - What's going on? - Vanya, get out of the car, okay?
你不必听这些人的。好吧?你不需要听他们的，因为你是成年人了，瓦尼亚。你是个成年人了，好吗？ You do not have to listen to these people. Okay? You don't have to listen to them because you're an adult, Vanya. You're an adult, okay?
你只干了一份活就被开罚单了？ You had one job and you get a ticket?
我一定是睡着了。你打瞌睡了！但我告诉过你不要睡着！ I must have dozed off. You dozed off! But I told you not to fall asleep!
-是的，但我们结束了吗？-你是成年人了。你是成年人了。 - Yeah, but are we done? - You are an adult. You are an adult.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
我只是想和我父母谈谈。 I just need to talk with my parents.
好吧。 Okay.
好吧。好吧。 Okay. All right.
我们会跟你父母谈谈的，好吗？ We'll talk to your parents, okay?
我们会和你父母谈谈，他们会理解的，因为他们爱你。 We're gonna talk to your parents, and they're gonna understand because they love you.
收割。 Get in.
发生了什么事? What happened?
他们在维加斯结婚了，就是这样。 They got married in Vegas, that's what happened.
他们爱你，他们会理解你的，好吗？ They love you, and they're gonna understand, okay?
名叫?对吧? Vanya, okay? Right?
-他们会理解的，对吧？-快上车。 - They're gonna understand, right? - Get in the car.
-快上车。我们现在要做什么？ - Get in the car. - What are we going to do now?
这是一场永无止境的噩梦……名叫? This is a never-ending nightmare... Right, Vanya?
对吧? Right?
快上车。 Get in the car.
我要他在十分钟内干净整洁。 I want him clean and presentable in ten minutes.
还有，你，规矩点。 And, you, behave.
有一次，这个白痴和他的朋友们决定在Kool-Aid里游泳。 Once, this idiot and his friends decided to swim in Kool-Aid.
名叫。 Vanya.
你知道这是什么吗？这是一种果汁。 Do you know what is it? It's a juice.
他们被扔了石头，往游泳池里倒了四磅的饮料。 They were stoned and poured four pounds of Kool-Aid in the pool.
他们摧毁了整个系统。 They destroyed the whole system.
八万七千美元的损失赔偿。 Eighty-seven thousand dollars in damages.
你好，加林娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜。 Hello, Galina Stepanovna.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
好吧。 Okay.
好戏上演。 Showtime.
尼古拉·扎哈罗夫，飞行顺利吗？ Nikolai Zakharov, how was your flight?
脸朝下，屁股朝上。 Face down, ass up.
我有一些坏消息。 I have some bad news.
继续。 Go on.
-你不会开心的。-我已经不开心了。 - You're not going to be happy. - I'm already not happy.
什么？ What?
名叫。名叫。 Vanya. Vanya.
你怎么了？看着我。 What's wrong with you? Look at me.
你喝醉了吗？ Are you drunk?
该死的……加尼克，他喝醉了。 Damn... Garnik, he's drunk.
是的，加林娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜，他没有清醒，但这不是我们的错。 Yes, Galina Stepanovna, he's not sober, but it's not our fault.
妈妈，我知道了，我已经很尴尬了。 Mom, I got it, I'm already embarrassed.
-所以你觉得尴尬？——是的。 - So, you're embarrassed? - Yes.
所以你觉得尴尬？ So, you're embarrassed?
你让我们家成了国家的耻辱。 You made our family a national disgrace.
Galina Zakharova，我是Anora。 Galina Zakharova, I'm Anora.
很高兴终于见到你了。 It's so wonderful to finally meet you.
能成为伊万的妻子，成为你们美好家庭的一员，我感到非常荣幸。 It's such an honor to be Ivan's wife and a part of your beautiful family.
伊凡不是你丈夫，你也不是这个家的一员。 Ivan is not your husband, and you are not part of this family.
你的俄语很尴尬。 And your Russian is embarrassing.
这是新系列的吗？ Is this from the new collection?
是的，新系列。 Yes, new collection.
哦,女士? Uh, ma'am?
女士吗? Ma'am?
是吗? Yes?
瓦尼亚和我，我们相爱了，我们希望你能接受这一点。 Vanya and I, we are in love, and we would like you to accept that.
万雅不爱你。 Vanya is not in love with you.
明白吗? Understand?
我们不会接受的，好吗？ And we will not accept it, okay?
加林娜。 Galina.
托罗斯有事要告诉你。 Toros has something to tell you.
他妈的。 Fuck.
你们都是白痴。 You are all idiots.
万雅，我们现在不能上飞机。 Vanya, we cannot get on the fucking plane right now.
托罗斯，我们来谈谈你在我们公司的未来。 Toros, we will discuss your future in our company.
万雅，你他妈的为什么要听你父母的话？ Vanya, why are you listening to your fucking parents?
你他妈有什么毛病？ What the fuck is wrong with you?
万雅，我们得马上谈谈，好吗？ Vanya, we have to talk right fucking now, okay?
柯利亚，快挂电话！ Kolya, hang up the phone already!
万雅，我们他妈的得谈谈。 Vanya, we have to fucking talk.
-不不不不-回到飞机上。 - No, no, no, no. - Go back to the plane.
我要我们加满油，十分钟内起飞。 I want us refueled and in the air in ten minutes.
万雅，看着我。名叫。 Vanya, fucking look at me. Vanya.
万雅，像个男人，跟我说话！ Vanya, be a fucking man and talk to me!
我们有必要带上夜蝴蝶吗？ Is it necessary to take the night butterfly with us?
是的，双方都必须到场。 Yes, both parties must be present.
你想让我说什么？ What do you want me to say?
你能明白吗，现在我们必须坐飞机去拉斯维加斯？ Can you understand that now we must go in the fucking plane and fly to fucking Vegas?
明白了吗? Get it?
明白了吗？ You get it?
所以我们要离婚了？你……当然!你笨吗？ So we're getting a divorce? You... Of course! Are you stupid?
伊万，快点！ Ivan, hurry up!
1秒。 One second.
谢谢你…… And thank you...
．.．谢谢你让我上次的美国之旅如此有趣。 ...for making my last trip to America so fun.
是吗?玩得开心吗？ Yeah? You had fun?
是的。 Yeah.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
她在哪里？ Where is she?
我不知道，那里。 I don't know, there.
现在就登机。 Board the plane now.
不。 No.
不，我不会那么做的。 No, I'm not doing that.
你要上这架飞机，你要离婚了。 You are getting on this plane, and you are getting divorced.
是啊，我们是要离婚，但首先，我要找个律师。 Yeah, we're gonna get a fucking divorce, but, uh, first, I'm getting a lawyer.
然后我要起诉伊凡和你，我他妈会拿走一半因为我没签婚前协议。 Then I'm gonna sue Ivan and you, and I'm gonna walk away with fucking half because I didn't sign a prenup.
那样做，你会失去一切。 Do that, and you'll lose everything.
你可能有的钱——尽管我怀疑你有多少钱——都会消失。 Any money you may have-- although I doubt you have much-- will be gone.
你有房子吗？ Do you have a house?
你有车吗？ Do you have a car?
都不见了。 All gone.
你的生活，你的家人和朋友的生活，一切都会毁了。 Your life and the lives of your family and friends, everything will be destroyed.
你想现在谈吗？ You want to talk about it now?
——是的。-因为我不知道。 - Yes. - Because I don't.
请放尊重点，我宿醉未醒。 Please show some respect, I'm hungover.
如果我们是你这个年纪，如果我们拥有我们想要的一切……听着，你这个小混蛋。 If we were your age, and if we had everything we wanted... Listen, you little shit.
下周，你开始工作。 Next week, you start working.
啊。 Ah.
明白吗，小混蛋？ Understand, little shit?
你为什么要我去？ Why do you need me there?
也许现在不是时候，但我只想说…我很高兴终于能和你的家人在一起了……非常感谢你信任我和托罗斯…… Maybe it's not the right moment but I just want to say... I'm very happy to finally be able to spend time with your wonderful family... Thank you so much for trusting me and Toros...
别闹了，滚出去。你疯了吗？ Stop it, get out of here. Are you crazy?
我想对他们说几句好话。 I want to say a couple of nice things to them.
你最好嫁给一个男人。 Better you married a man.
那如果我嫁给一个男人呢？你认为这不会发生吗？ So what if I married a man? Do you think that can't happen?
那我们还能谈什么自由呢？ Then what kind of freedom can we talk about?
如果我不能嫁给一个男人？ If I can't potentially marry a man?
-加林娜·斯捷潘诺夫娜，我只是…——听! - Galina Stepanovna, I just... - Listen!
对不起，我只是想利用这一刻，对你说声谢谢……-不要干涉！ I'm sorry, I just want to use that moment - to say thank you... - Don't interfere!
我们正在进行家庭讨论。 We are having a family discussion.
所以你觉得这很正常？ So you think it's normal?
发生的一切都很正常吗？ Everything that happened is normal?
你怎么会在维加斯？ How did you end up in Vegas?
我明白了……原谅你的所作所为。 I understand... and forgive you what you did.
我刚买了张机票飞到维加斯！ I just bought a ticket and flew to Vegas!
为什么我不能这么做？ Why can't I do that?
-谁允许你这么做的？-谁会阻止我？ - Who gave you permission? - Who would forbid me?
太好了。 Great.
你大谈自由，然后问我为什么去拉斯维加斯。 You talk about freedom and then ask why I went to Vegas.
我很感激你的原谅。 I'm so grateful for your forgiveness.
为什么我不能直接飞到维加斯？ Why can't I just fly to Vegas?
因为你去学习了。 Because you went to study.
而不是去派对，喝酒和宿醉。 Not to party, drink and get hungover.
为什么要把它变成悲剧呢？ Why make a tragedy out of it?
你想从我这里得到什么？你想让我道歉吗？ What do you want from me? Do you want me to apologize?
杀了我吧，妈妈！ Just kill me, mom!
我做了什么？我刚和一个应召女郎在一起。 What did I do? I just spent time with an escort.
我刚和她待了一周。那么这有什么大不了的呢？ I just spent a week with her. So what's the big deal?
你为什么把这事搞得这么大？ Why are you making this such a big deal?
这不是我们家最大的问题。 This isn't our family's biggest problem.
——坐!-这他妈不会有问题的。 - Sit! - It's not going to be a fucking problem.
我给你喂过母乳！ I breast-fed you!
我真他妈高兴能和你离婚。 I'm fucking glad to be divorcing your sorry ass.
你真他妈可悲，伙计。 You are fucking pathetic, man.
你说真的吗？ Are you seriously?
你真是个可悲的混蛋。 You're a pathetic motherfucker.
他妈的可怜。 Fucking pathetic.
你真是个可悲的混蛋。 You're a pathetic motherfucker.
-布莱斯，不。——看到了吗? - Blyat, no. - See?
你伤你妈妈那么深！ You hurt your mother so much!
我给了你一切。 I gave you everything.
柯利亚，请把手给我。 Kolya, give me your hand, please.
我只是需要一些签名。 I'm just going to need some signatures.
如果我能把它从…事实上，如果我能抓住所有…-我能不能…谢谢你！-好吧，有问题。 If I could just get that back from... Actually, if I could just hang on to all... - Could I just... Thank you. - Okay, question.
——好的。是的，当然。-什么意思？ - Okay. Yes, of course. - What this mean?
我们不需要担心这个。 We don't need to worry about that.
-这是给法官的，所以…-你确定吗？ - That's for the judge, so... - Are you sure?
嗯…非常确定。 Um... Very sure.
好吧，我们只需要几个签名。 Okay, so we're just gonna need some signatures here.
好了，这个是…到这里来。 So there you go, and this one will be for... Come here.
抱歉，我可能会念错你的名字。 Sorry, I'm gonna mispronounce your name.
——信号。-那么，Anora Mikheeva，我也需要你的签名。 - Sign. - So, Anora Mikheeva, I just need your signature as well.
谢谢你！哦,哦。 Thank you. Oh, oh.
给你。 There you are.
红框在哪里。 Where the red box is.
请签署。 Sign, please.
然后，哦，不好意思，再来一个。 And then-- oh, sorry-- just one more.
嗯…太好了。 Um... Great.
哦。哦,嗯…我可以看一下我的证件吗？ Oh. Oh, um... May I have my I.D.?
你可以。 You can.
好吧。我们走吧。来吧。 All right. Let's go. Come on.
这可能有点过分但我觉得伊凡应该道歉。 This may be out of line but I think it'd be appropriate if Ivan apologizes.
别理他。他累了。 Don't pay attention to him. He is tired.
他还在飞机上空腹喝酒。 He also drank on an empty stomach on the plane.
他整晚都在帮助我们。 He helped us all night.
听这里……我儿子不会向任何人道歉。明白了吗？ Listen here... My son won't apologize to anyone. Is that clear?
当然 Of course.
因为你儿子就是个孬种。 'Cause your son is a fucking pussy.
什么？ What?
什么？什么？ What? What?
什么？你没听见我说的话吗？我说那是因为你儿子是个孬种。-够了。 What? Did you not hear what I said? I said it's 'cause your son's - a fucking pussy. - That's enough.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
你是个恶心的妓女。 And you are a disgusting hooker.
你儿子非常恨你，为了惹你生气，他娶了一个。 And your son hates you so much he married one to piss you off.
这就够了。 That's enough.
是的。 Yeah.
是啊，你的家人就是垃圾。 Yeah, your family is fucking trash.
这是我的围巾吗？ Is this my scarf?
是的，你想要… Yeah, you want...
在那里。 There.
去拿你的小围巾，亲爱的。 Go get your little scarf, sweetie.
不同的足够了。我们走吧。 That's-that's enough. Let's go.
嗯哼。哦，我要走了。 Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm leaving.
-我要走了。你知道吗？——好的。我们走吧。 - I'm leaving. You know what? - Okay. Let's go.
你笑什么呢？ What are you laughing at?
你为什么不把你的外套也带上。 Why don't you take your fucking coat, too.
这就够了。我们走吧。 That's enough. Let's go.
非常感谢，女士。 Thank you so much, ma'am.
不客气。嗯… You're very welcome. Um...
再见,美国。 Goodbye, America.
好吧。 Okay.
是给你的。 It's for you.
——现在。——对不起。哦,天哪。 - Present. - Sorry. Oh, gosh.
不，我不能。 No, I couldn't.
谢谢你……等等，这是真的吗？ Thank you so... Wait, is-is this real?
带他们去麦卡伦机场，国内航班。 Take them to McCarran Airport, domestic.
伊戈尔会带你回去的。 Igor is gonna take you back.
你今晚可以待在家里，但明早你得离开那里。 You can stay in the house tonight, but you got to be out of there in the morning.
他会在银行开门的时候给你钱。 And he'll pay you when the bank opens.
走了。 Go.
谢谢你。 And thank you.
而且它也开始站稳脚跟了。 And it is starting to stick, as well.
稍后我们将为您直播道路情况，但我们今天采访的官员表示，他们已经为未来几天的自然灾害做好了准备。 We'll show you a live look at the roads in a little bit, but officials that we've talked with today say they are ready for whatever Mother Nature brings the next few days.
今晚我们有成千上万的环卫兄弟姐妹来加班。 We got thousands of sanitation brothers and sisters coming in doing overtime tonight.
如果雪越积越多，我们就得清理街道上的冰雪。 If it accumulates, we'll be clearing snow and ice from the street.
每条高速公路，每条自行车道。 Every highway, every bike lane in the city.
我们今晚要上午夜班。 We'll be out starting a midnight shift tonight.
在长岛，运盐车…祝我生日快乐。 On Long Island, the salt trucks... Happy birthday to me.
嗯? Hmm?
今天是你的生日吗？ Was today your birthday?
一月是全国献血者月。不。 January is National Blood Donor Month... No.
．.．正在敦促人们捐款。 ...is urging people to donate.
支持者表示，冬季是一个关键时期……昨天是我的生日。 Advocates say the winter months are a crucial time... Yesterday was my birthday.
纽约血液中心高级副总裁兼幕僚长克拉丽莎·海沃德昨天是你他妈的生日？ The senior vice president and chief of staff at New York Blood Center, Clarissa Heyward... Yesterday was your fucking birthday?
那时我30岁。 I was 30.
。 Mm.
生日快乐，我猜。 Happy fucking birthday, I guess.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我喜欢Anora。 I like Anora.
比起阿尼，我更喜欢安诺拉。 I mean I like Anora more than Ani.
好吧。 Okay.
一个叫伊戈尔的混蛋说的。 Says the fuck head named Igor.
他妈的伊戈尔。 Fucking Igor.
愚蠢的名字。 Stupid name.
不，这是个好名字。 No, it's a good name.
它的意思是“勇敢”。 It means "varrior."
战士。 Warrior.
是吗? Yeah?
伊戈尔的意思是“驼背怪胎”你个混蛋。 Igor means "hunchback weirdo," you fucking piece of shit.
你能闭嘴吗，求你了？ Can you shut the fuck up, please?
“Toosh。” "Toosh."
——“Toosh”?——“Toosh”。 - "Toosh"? - "Toosh."
讲得好! ? Touché?
Touche,草泥马? Touché, motherfucker?
你知道，你真的应该先学英语再学法语。 You know, you really should try learning English before attempting French.
好吧。讲得好!。 Okay. Touché.
是的。 Yeah.
你的名字更好？ And your name is better?
不。 No.
但这是什么意思呢？ But what does it mean?
在美国，我们不关心这些东西。 In America, we don't care about that kind of stuff.
我们不给名字赋予意义。 We don't give meaning to names.
这是……这不是一件事。 It's... it's not a thing.
它的意思是... ...“石榴水果。” So, it means... ... "pomegranate fruit."
“光”。 "Light."
我对谈话不感兴趣，伙计。 Yeah, I'm not interested in conversation, dude.
和“明亮”。 And "bright."
还好你不是这个家的一员。 It's good that you're not part of this family.
我有征求你的意见吗？ Did I ask for your fucking opinion?
——没有。——没有。完全正确。 - No. - No. Exactly.
我只是想支持你。 I just tried to support you.
支持我吗? S-Support me?
老兄，你他妈的侵犯了我。 Dude, you fucking assaulted me.
你……该死的支持吗? You... Fucking support?
——你……不,你……——哦。什么？ - You... No, you... - Oh. What?
不。 No.
我没有侵犯你。 I didn't assault you.
你没有…你不认为这是侵犯？ You didn't... You don't call that assault?
——不是吗?——没有。 - No? - No.
不，你说得对。 No, you're right.
这是殴打罪，还有绑架罪还有其他重罪，我敢肯定。 It's fucking battery, as well as kidnapping and fucking a million other felonies, I'm sure.
去你的，伙计。 Fuck you, dude.
但是，我没有侵犯你。 But, I didn't assault you.
我是想让你冷静下来，这样你就不会受伤了。 I was trying to calm you down, so you didn't hurt yourself.
你把我按倒在地。 You fucking pinned me to the ground.
你把我的手绑在背后。 You tied my fucking hands behind my back.
你……你他妈的堵了我的嘴。 You... you fucking gagged me.
你看到我腿上和胳膊上的淤青了吗？ Have you seen the fucking bruises on my legs and my fucking arms?
你他妈的侵犯了我，你这个神经病。 You fucking assaulted me, you psychopath.
首先，这是因为你的皮肤很敏感。 First, it's because you have sensitive skin.
不，不是的。 No, it's not.
那是因为你他妈的疯了。 It's because you're fucking crazy.
第二，因为你太疯狂了。 And second, because you're too crazy.
我是说“也很疯狂。” I mean "crazy, too."
但我也可以说你太疯狂了。 But I can say you're too crazy, too.
这一点都不好笑。 It's not funny, yeah.
讲得好!。 Touché.
“Toosh。” "Toosh."
但是，无论如何，你没有受到伤害的危险，对吧？ But, anyway, you were not in danger of injury or harm, right?
如果加尼克不在场，你肯定会强奸我。 You know, if Garnik wasn't there, you'd have raped me, guaranteed.
强奸吗? Raped?
毫无疑问。 No doubt.
为什么…我为什么要强奸你？ Why... why would I have raped you?
你有一双强奸眼。 You have rape eyes.
-被强奸的眼睛？-强奸的眼睛。 - Raped eyes? - Rape eyes.
你听到了。 You heard me.
你这个变态会强奸我的。 You sick motherfucker would've raped me.
好吧，但我不想强奸你。 Okay, uh, but I didn't want to raped you.
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
为什么? Why?
什么？ What?
为什么? Why?
“为什么?” What "why?"
你为什么不强奸我？ Why wouldn't you have raped me?
因为我……不是强奸犯。 Because I'm... not a rapist.
不，因为你是个娘娘腔。 Nope, 'cause you're a faggot-ass bitch.
这里。 Here.
晚安。 Goodnight.
嘿。 Hey.
别告诉托罗斯。 Don't tell Toros.
这辆车很适合你。 This car is very you.
你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?
不。 No.
这是我奶奶的。 It's my grandmother's.