There's going to be an ealry start of winter
as an intense cold weather system barrel
into the region. The storm is heading east.
Wild winds will whip up a nasty mix of freezing rain,
ice pellets and snow,
so stay off the roads if you can and stay inside
until the storm passes over. Make sure you have plenty
of batteries, and keep your phone fully charged.
You're lucky you folks made it. I'm gonna head back
to the mainland and tie up for the night before the storm hits.
What about the rest of the party?
Can't risk another crossing until the storm passes.
Good luck.
So much for the rehearsal
dinner and the late night s'mores party.
And you said this would be a fun mini vacation.
Ah, come on. We all spendtoo much time in the office.
I like the office. It has central heating.
And a roof.
Come on, guys!
Think positively. Maybe the storm will blow through quickly.
I hate thunder and lightning.
It's just Mother Natureflexing her muscles.
How far to the house?
He said about a ten-minute walk to the house.
Is that snow I'm seeing?
It's really coming down! Ah!
Grab those wine glasses!
- They're rentals! - I think it's getting worse.
I think our cocktails just went from al fresco to al fiasco.
Hey! Can you believe this weather?
Yeah, lightning, rain, and now snow.
- Oh, tablecloth, 11 o'clock! - Got it!
Boy, that system moved in fast.
So beautiful out here.
- I'm afraid we have some bad news.
- Oh, Dad, Joan, this is Shade,
Angie and Zoe.
Oh, my daughter's told me so much about all of you!
- Don't worry, just the good stuff. - What's this about bad news?
Oh, the charter boat can't make any more crossings.
Too dangerous till after the storm passes.
Wait, so the rest of our guests are still stuck on the mainland?
But the flower arrangements haven't arrived yet!
Or the photographer. Or, oh god, the food!
So not how I imagined our wedding.
I'm so sorry, babe, this is all my fault.
No, that's not what I meant.
If I hadn't accepted that last-minute assignment...
No, there's no way we could've let you turn down that job.
Yeah, but moving everything
up a month lost us the caterer, the band,
- and that beautiful hotel downtown. - Hey, guys?
Do you hear that?
That's a plane.
Sounds like it's in trouble.
Yeah, he's losing altitude. Fast.
- Is anybody hurt? - There's no one inside.
Guys, over here.
Is he... dead?
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- What happened? - You could say
you crashed a wedding. Literally.
Yeah, ours. You're in a house on McGarry Island.
We found your plane and brought you in here.
- Your leg may be... - Ah! Broken?
- Well, you'll need to get an X-ray. - Unfortunately,
- this is just a private island. - And with this storm,
it might be a while before we can get you back to mainland.
- What were you doing up? - It's my own damn fault.
I'm a weekend flyer. I was just out for a joyride.
Wind picked up, next thing I knew I was in trouble.
- Did you call for help? - I tried, but a lightning hit
fried the radio. The warning light
just kept flashing red. How bad does my plane look?
I'm no expert, but structurally
it seems fine. You're lucky you landed in one piece.
Man, I hope you're right. I'd hate to lose
that little puddle jumper. Maybe I can go check on it... Ah!
You're not going anywhere for a while.
We can call mainland. Maybe the coast guard can get through.
- Get some rest. - Thanks.
- Hey... something's weird. - What's up?
Jack's little puddle jumper...
- That's not a personal plane. - How do you know that?
The registration code on the tail fin.
I've been on enough charter flights to know
that that's a number for a licensed commercial craft.
Why would he tell us he's an amateur flyer?
The charter business dries up around now. Nobody's flying in
- to fish this time of year. - Maybe he's trying to pick up
- extra bucks in the off-season? - I did a story last year
on bootleg pharma. Small planes often fly under the radar.
So our poor injured pilot may be a smuggler.
"Let's get away from work", he says.
"Spend a nice quiet weekend on an island", he says.
Come on, maybe it's not as bad as it seems.
Then again...
- What happened? - The storm must have taken out
- the power. - Ugh, must have knocked out
the cell tower too. My phone's not getting a signal.
- No Wi-Fi? - Nothing.
Oh, so the whole house got hit.
- No power, no cell service. - What about a landline?
In this day and age?
I just checked the fuse box. Nothing seems blown.
I'll try to find the main breaker outside.
Meanwhile, somebody should keep an eye on our patient.
OK, well, let's split up.
- Wanna come with me? - What should I do?
You know, circulate, keep the guests happy. But be casual.
Right, casual.
'Sup, guys?
I suppose if I was gonna crash on an island,
at least I landed on one with a doctor.
Not a doctor, just a journalist.
You didn't learn that in a newsroom.
You report from enough war zones, you pick up a few tricks.
Where were you headed
- when you crashed? - I was going west.
I was doing a short run out to Beaubears Island,
and then, uh... wham, the storm came up out of nowhere.
Whew! Well,
we've battened down the chairs and tables as best we could.
Thanks, Mom. Is this a regular thing, the power going off
- on the island? - Bill never said anything.
Who's Bill?
Bill Cooper, the owner.
He made a bundle
on Bay Street. Now he travels the world...
Deep sea diving, treasure hunting.
You'll see artifacts from his trips all over the house.
Huh! And he just loaned you his island?
I handled his antitrust suit, saved him bazillions.
He was flying to Zurich this weekend,
and when he heard that my baby...
- Mom! - That my baby
had to reschedule her wedding
and needed a replacement venue, he just offered it right up.
- That was generous of him. - Yeah.
Well, he lost his wife last year and...
I think he has a soft spot for young romance.
- Aw... - Oh, it's a shame your father
didn't live to see you married.
No, I'm not gonna cry. Not yet.
Oh, Lily! This is Danica.
Hi! Sorry, I thought I'd met all of Kate's friends.
- No, she's the minister. - Right!
My second cousin Morty recommended you.
Aw, he's a sweetheart.
Thanks so much for stepping in last minute.
Happy to be here.
Hopefully I can make even this weekend special for you and Kate.
It's been pretty special already. I'm Matt,
friend of the family. We should go check on the power.
Anything I can do to help?
Put in a word with the big guy about the weather?
I do have a direct line to her.
We'll see you later.
Well, this is really getting bad.
Breaker's gotta be around here somewhere.
I think this is all my fault.
I mean, I've been so nervous about the wedding tomorrow,
I feel like I jinxed everything.
Ah, don't be crazy. No wedding ever goes off
without a hitch. Although as hitches go,
this is a pretty big one.
It's normal to be nervous on your wedding day.
- Were you? - Terrified.
Right? A committed relationship, a wife for life?
Or at least until it ends in divorce, like yours, no offense.
None taken. Becca and I
still love each other, we just don't love living together.
Now quit worrying. Everything's gonna be fine.
Alright, here's the breaker for the house.
- The main line's broken. - The storm didn't do this.
This line's been deliberately cut.
Any word on the injured man upstairs?
They're keeping him as comfortable as possible,
but what he really needs is a doctor.
- Well, that's holding well. - How's the pain?
You know what? It's not too bad.
Wait, where do you think you're going?
I just wanna check... ah!
I just really wanna check on my plane.
I think for now you should just stay put.
- Hey, did you see his tattoo? - Yeah, the clock with no hands.
It's a stick-and-poke job, a common prison tattoo.
The plot thickens.
Especially since Jack's story about his flight path was a lie.
- How do you know? - When I was a kid, my dad and I
used to come up around here and fish...
and Beaubears Island is east, not west.
We save his life, and all he does is lie to us.
I wonder what secret he's really hiding.
I've got to think this through.
No electricity means no fridge and no stove.
We're working on getting the power restored.
- I know it's inconvenient... - It's brilliant.
- Beg your pardon? - Let me explain.
It's like trying to juggle with one hand tied behind my back.
- And that's a good thing? - Restrictions inspire creativity.
- I'll use a barbecue. - OK, but the food supply
didn't make it over before the storm...
Another challenge. I love it.
I have... ah, rice! Chicken stock...
Ah! Dried mushrooms, and...
what do we have here? Garlic. What does this say to you?
I usually just order delivery.
That's because you have no imagination.
I look at these items
and I see a magnificent risotto that will make an Italian weep.
- My swans are melting, all ten of them. - If you're not here
to help, get out of my kitchen.
I could use help. I'm trying to set up the dining room.
- Then stop whining and go do it. - Who the hell do you...
- OK, gentlemen, gentlemen... - The laundry stopped.
What's up with the power?
It's a temporary setback and nothing to be alarmed about.
So how do you expect me to dry the linens?
Hang them out in this storm?
If all of you don't get out of my kitchen, there will be no food,
so we won't have any use for your melting swans
or your napkins or tablecloths.
And if I don't get the table set,
nobody's gonna be able to eat your food.
You, are you in charge here?
- What's to be done about my wash? - And my swans!
Get out, all of you!
How long do you need? Five, ten minutes?
OK, see you!
It doesn't make any sense.
Who would deliberately cut the power? And why?
This is my wedding, for pity's sake!
Shade, whatever's going on, you and Angie
are gonna help fix things, right?
You're not even listening!
I'm just thinking, someone who can afford
their own island could probably afford
some sort of backup generator.
Hey, you're right.
It does happen from time to time.
Ah... is there gas in this thing?
Not anymore. It's been punctured.
There's gas all over the floor.
What the hell's going on? First the power line's cut, now this.
Hello?
Is anybody in there?
Hello?
Anybody here?
So the power's been cut
and the generator sabotaged. I don't like where this is going.
Yeah, someone definitely has a plan, so before they make
their next move, we need to figure a way out of this.
Not exactly the perfect day we had planned
for our kids, is it?
Well,
you're the marketing guru. How would you spin this?
How about...
"It's more than just a wedding, it's an adventure"?
Well, I suppose no wedding is ever perfect.
My maid of honour got food poisoning and fainted during our vows.
And I had a hurricane in September for mine.
But the day I signed the divorce papers, the weather was lovely.
- Always a silver lining! - So, we don't have power,
but we do have alcohol.
I've been plying the guests with champagne.
Good idea.
There seems to be a broken bird in my glass.
That is an ice swan...
until its neck melted and snapped, of course.
- How festive. - What's the food situation?
- Oh, the chef is working on it. - Don't try to spin a spinner.
Really, everything's gonna be just fine.
You OK?
- It's just an ice storm. - Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Even though I've seen way too many horror films
start off like this. Group of people,
stranded on an island, stuck in a storm...
one by one, they start getting murdered horrifically...
Or happy.
Yeah, they were terrible movies.
Saw a small fishing boat when we arrived. It isn't much,
but it'll have to do.
You think it's safe enough to make a crossing?
- Well, do we have a choice? - True, especially
if our injured pilot actually is a criminal.
What the...
Someone's trying to cut us off from civilization.
And that someone's on this island.
Hey, good to see you!
Hey, honey!
There you are,
Danica. I've been looking for you and Kate.
Yes, sorry, we've been a little busy.
I know, it's a shame about the storm and the power.
But the show must go on.
I need to talk to you ladies about your vows.
- We haven't written them. - You haven't?
No, we're just...
we were supposed to get married a month from now,
and then when the... sugar hit the fan, we had
to push everything up, so we're a little bit crazed right now.
I know, but I still do need those vows.
Yes, of course. We'll get right on it. Zoe!
- Just the person I'm looking for! - Yeah?
Yes! Come with me to the den.
- Not the den. - Yeah, the den.
- Some of the guestsheard the explosion.
- So what'd you tell them?
That we were testing fireworks.
- C'mon! What's wrong with you? - It's gone.
What's gone?
The urn. It was in pieces right there a few minutes ago.
- So you broke something. - No, no, no, I didn't.
Zoe, we've got bigger problems.
Yeah, the power was intentionally cut
and the generator's been sabotaged.
Oh my God.
Yup, and the fishing boat was blown up.
Oh my god.
So we're completely stranded with a pilot who's done time
- and could possibly be a smuggler. - Or a murderer.
- Oh my god. - Nobody's getting murdered, Zoe.
There is a medium security prison nearby.
I remember because a few years ago,
a prisoner escaped and stole a boat and tried to border jump.
So Jack could also be
- an escaped convict? - But he can't be the one
running around cutting power lines and blowing up boats.
He's laid up in bed with a busted leg.
Wait a minute, guys. All this happening
on your wedding weekend, could it be more than a coincidence?
You think someone could be out here trying to stop the wedding?
That's crazy. Those people are our friends and family.
But there are some people on the island that you don't know.
The chef, the server, the housekeeper...
Yeah, they were all last- minute hires when we scrambled
to move up the date.
Maybe someone isn't who they say they are.
Why don't you three split up and question the staff?
We'll take another crack at our wounded flyboy.
- OK, but we can't panic our guests. - Or my mother.
I mean, our parents.
Alright. Not a word to anyone, Zoe.
A clock with no hands.
You got that ink inside.
- I'm a PI. My dad was a cop. - Alright, I made a stupid mistake.
But I did my time and I've been straight ever since I got out.
That plane's not yours. It belongs to a charter company.
A company that I own. What, an ex-con
can't make good? I got tired of running things
from behind a desk, so I thought I'd fly myself.
What about your flight plan?
You weren't headed to Beaubears Island.
I was, I just got turned around in the storm.
Look, I've only had my license for a few weeks.
If I'm guilty of anything, it's only stupidity.
Hello?
Is anybody there?
Hello?
OK, not such thing as ghosts,
no such thing as ghosts, no such thing as ghosts...
- I don't believe Jackfor a minute. - No, me neither.
But without internet or phone,
there's no way we can check on his story.
Hopefully the others are having better luck with the staff.
Pass me the duxelles.
- The... what? - Chopped mushrooms.
Ah.
Uh, I'm just curious.
You're a highly sought-after personal chef.
- You know how many followers I have? - Right. And, uh...
why are you doing my wedding? Not that I'm not flattered.
I heard it was on a private island.
Thought it'd be good for networking.
Hm. You know, I once tried to impress a blind date
by cooking dinner, and I made some sort of "Boeuf" Thing.
- Boeuf bourguignon? - Maybe. What's the recipe?
You need a good stewing beef,
red wine, mushrooms, pearl onions and a rich stock.
That was it.
That's a very ambitious recipe for a novice.
Unless you sear the meat just right,
the fond won't caramelise and the jus will be insipid.
It was.
So was my date.
So you don't know anybody in the wedding party?
No one.
How long have you worked for the employment agency?
Uh, couple years, I guess.
If that's true, you'd know that the dessert spoon
goes at the top of the place setting, not at the side.
OK, so I may have lied on my r¨¦sum¨¦ about having
extensive food and beverage experience in luxury resorts,
unless you count the last few months
swirling soft serve at Udderly Delicious in Roncy.
So then why are you here? The truth this time.
The truth is I should be treading the boards
in the grand and glorious world of the theatre.
- You're an actor? - Classically trained,
painfully unemployed.
Last week I booked a sweet gig
for a toilet bowl cleaner commercial. It would've gone national.
At the last minute, the director decided to hire his girlfriend.
So you conned your way into this catering gig.
Even Olivier had to pay rent.
I studied a bit of drama
when I was in school. "To be or not to be, that is the question."
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind
"To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
"Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
"And by opposing end them.
To die, to sleep, no more."
Hamlet, Act III, Scene I.
I would've totally killed that toilet bowl cleaner commercial.
Oh!
Hey, were you just in the bedroom down the hall?
No, I'm only getting started.
So you didn't roll up a rug or move around
- some furniture, a painting? - What do I look like,
an interior decorator?
Did you clean up some broken pottery in the den?
- No, I can't be everywhere at once. - No, I'm not complaining.
Good. Grab an end. The agency didn't say anything
about being trapped on an island in a snowstorm,
no power, no laundry. But they don't care.
They take their cut off the top, leave me with the chump change.
So you've been working for them long?
Too long. I'm getting older,
the job's getting harder.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Oh, it's called a hospital corner. I just saw it
- on YouTube. - I don't care where you saw it.
This is the way it's done.
Like I said, too long.
Now it's officially a wedding.
Oh!
You two look like you're having fun.
- Where's my daughter? - I think I saw her in the den.
Considering all these people came to celebrate your wedding,
you're not taking much
of an interest in your guests.
Where does everybody keep disappearing to?
- Is there something going on? - No, no, nothing's going on.
We're just... I was checking on the food,
and Shade and Angie are checking in on Jack,
- our poor injured pilot. - How is the poor man?
Uh, let's just say I wish we were making more progress.
I'll check in on him. Perhaps prayer will ease his suffering.
So the chef's a chef and the server's an actor.
And the housekeeper can tuck a sheet
that you could bounce a quarter off of.
I still wish we had some way to run background checks.
Have you guys heard anything strange or seen anything strange?
You mean other than someone cutting the power
and blowing up the boat?
Like... noises in a room
when no one's there. Or moving furniture.
No... have you?
Oh yeah. And I can't seem to figure out
why it's happening. Or who cleaned up the urn.
Well, if you ask me, the real mystery is:
why would anyone want to isolate this island and everyone on it?
- Yeah, no one's been attacked. - There's been no demand
- for money. - The only thing we know for sure
is that Jack isn't telling us the truth about anything.
Didn't he say that the plane's radio was hit by lightning?
- Yeah. - What if he's lying about that too?
- Radio's totally dead. - He's not a complete liar.
- Is that a bullet hole? - Look, on the door. Blood.
The shot was definitely fired from inside this plane.
- Jack wasn't wounded. - I didn't see any blood on his clothes.
If he's not the victim, then he's the shooter.
Which means he's got a gun.
I can't find a gun.
I told you, I didn't shoot anybody!
Then where'd the bullet hole come from?
I don't know, but it wasn't me!
Hey, I'm the victim here, remember?
You know, maybe this poor man is right.
What? You're locking me in?
Well, with an armed maniac running around the island...
Yeah, if you're as innocent as you say,
this is for your own protection.
- You told her. - I had no choice. She was merciless.
Oh, I just asked her what was going on.
- You see? - Why didn't you tell me?
Because...
I know how you get.
There'd be questions, and then there'd be more questions...
You are a litigator.
- I'm also your mother! - I just didn't want to worry you.
An armed lunatic has cut us off from the world!
I think this is a really good time
to start worrying! What did you do?
Did you arrest a mobster?
Or is this about Kate's expos¨¦ on the arms dealer?
- You think they're the target?
- I knew your jobs were too dangerous!
Mom, this can't be about us, because nobody knew
that we were coming here until the very last minute.
It's OK. She knows.
She was relentless!
OK, we checked the pilot. No bullet wound, no gun.
But he's still holding something back.
Like what?
We think there was another person on the plane.
Jack may have an accomplice here on the island.
Risotto Milanese con funghi.
Gesundheit.
Also known as rice with mushrooms.
Oh! Well, maybe next time lead with that.
I checked upstairs again.
I couldn't find anybody hiding up there.
Same down here. Nobody but the guests,
and they're all close relatives.
If Jack has an accomplice on the island,
they're somewhere outside. How are Kate and Danica?
They're doing their best to keep everybody together and happy.
Maybe a little too happy.
Helluva day.
Danica's convinced she jinxed their wedding.
Not seriously.
I think she's just nervous about tomorrow.
You know, fear of commitment and all that.
Any idiot can see those two are in love.
They're meant to be together.
Right? Some people are so blind.
Tell me about it.
So, what do we know
- about the owner and his wife? - They're treasure hunters.
They collected all this stuff
from shipwrecks and archeological digs
- all around the world. - Ship's bell,
ancient pottery, stone carvings... Whoa!
And just last year, a chest
full of gold Roman coins worth three million dollars.
- Hm! - How's this for a scenario?
Jack didn't land on this island accidentally.
He was headed here all along.
Well, if that's the case, we've landed
smack in the middle of a multi-million dollar heist.
- Three million dollars? - The display cases
are already full. I don't think the coins were ever there.
So where are they?
That's the question. They could be anywhere.
- That's what I've been hearing. - What?
The weird noises, the furniture moving...
That's how the urn got broken.
The coins must be hidden somewhere in this house.
And whoever's looking for
them is on their very own treasure hunt.
Jack's accomplice.
But Jack still insists he's alone.
Yeah, but he's lied about everything.
He even said that the broken radio was flashing red.
When we both know it was flashing green.
Easy mistake to make if you're colour blind,
confusing red for green.
Remember when my aunt Minnie
when to the Tillsonburg St. Patrick's Day parade
dressed head to toe in red?
So awkward.
Well, that changes everything.
You can't get your pilot's license if you're colour blind.
You have to respond to
instrument warning lights, runway signals...
If Jack wasn't the pilot,
then someone else was flying that plane.
As we suspected. Someone is running around
cutting power lines and sabotaging the generator.
Danica!!
Get over here...
- We need a fire extinguisher. - I saw one in the kitchen.
Why light the trellis on fire? They've already cut the power
and blown up the boat.
Right? We're already stranded, this does nothing.
- Except freak everybody out. - That's it.
It's a distraction to get everyone outside.
And the only people left
in the house are Jack and his accomplice.
OK, what's really going on?
Yeah, is this some sort of surprise theme wedding,
like instead of an escape room it's an escape island?
'Cause if so, cool, but setting the wedding arch
on fire? A little OTT, IMHO.
- No, I'm afraid it's all real. - So there really is
- a madman running around? - What are we gonna do?
Sit tight. We're proceeding
accordingly with everyone's safety as a top priority.
Are we in danger?
- Um... - As long as we stay calm
and stick together, no one will get hurt.
Jack's bedroom door lock has been picked.
Yeah, he's nowhere in the house. He must have escaped
through the back door while we were out at the fire.
He couldn't have walked out on his own.
Did anyone see anything suspicious right before the fire?
Or anyone leaving the house?
No. I heard a commotion, I came running.
- We all did. - Everyone left the house at once.
Somebody broke Jack out.
I'm sorry. This day has turned into a nightmare.
We promise, as soon
as we can get off this damn island, someway, somehow, we vow
- we will make it up to you. - Vow.
Lily, the minister.
She's not here. Has anyone seen the minister?
Lily? You can't be serious.
She came highly recommended by Uncle Morty.
And you've met her before? Seen a photo?
No, I just trusted my cousin. Why wouldn't I?
If she's a fake minister,
then the real minister must still be stuck on the mainland.
Which room is Lily's?
Shade?
Blood.
- From a bullet wound? - You realise if Jack
and Lily are making a run for it, that can only mean one thing.
- They found the gold. - Yeah.
Alright, let's assume Jack and Lily found the gold...
Aren't they just as stuck on this island as the rest of us?
- Unless they found another way off. - There is no other way off.
When Joan scored the island from Bill Cooper,
we were told there was only one boat launch.
Oh, poor Bill. When he finds out those coins
have been stolen, he's gonna be devastated.
He must have had them insured.
It's not about the money. Those coins were a souvenir
of the last trip he took with Anna. That's when she died.
- Oh my god. - It's not the happiest story,
but when they were cave diving off the Maldives,
Anna had a heart attack.
By the time he got her back to the boat, it was too late.
That's so sad.
That's why he built the memorial for her
here on the island, with her favourite view,
so they could be together forever.
That's so tragically romantic.
Maybe that's why the coins weren't on display.
Too painful a memory.
So painful that maybe he
couldn't bear to have them around at all.
The memorial.
You said that the island was gonna be empty, remember?
We get in, we get out. Instead, we crash a wedding party
with cops and Pls.
If I hadn't conned the mother into thinking
I was the minister, we'd be dead in the water.
Hey, Geena, don't put this on me.
You said you could fly the plane in the storm, remember?
I didn't have a choice.
Cooper's due back on Monday. It was now or never.
Pay dirt.
Grab a handle.
You got it?
- Yeah. - OK. Up.
- I really wish you'd brought your gun. - I know. I'm sorry.
I swear on our honeymoon I'll bring full riot gear.
Did you guys hear that?
- Probably just a bat. - Just a bat?
Snakes and spiders I'm cool with, but bats? No bueno.
Just think of them like rats with wings.
That's not even remotely helpful.
Oh, he left behind three million in gold...
That's true love, baby.
No, that's a pain in the ass.
I searched all over that damn house.
If I hadn't found the work
order for this memorial in the bedroom...
- Think you'll be able to make it?
- For three mil, I can dance a jig. Ah!
- Careful! - Sorry.
That's where the bullet grazed my arm.
Lucky for me, you're a lousy shot.
Hey, I told you it wasn't my fault!
I was trying to put the gun away
and you crashed the plane, Geena!
Yeah, well,
I'm gonna hold on to it for now.
At least until we get off this damn island.
Let's haul ass.
I think we're getting close.
Let's kill the lights.
Looks like they beat us to it.
They must know their covers are blown by now.
They wouldn't go back to the house. - The plane.
Strap in. Judging by the lake currents,
it's gonna be a bumpy takeoff. Here.
Hey, somebody's coming. Deal with it.
Oh, hey, Lily! What are you doing here?
You missed all the excitement.
There was a fire back at the house.
Really?
- I hope no one was hurt. - No, everyone's OK.
Think we can take out the engine.
Is that Jack in the plane? Hi, Jack!
You get it? Hijack. It's a plane joke.
You're not gonna kill us.
You'd be amazed what I'll do for three million.
Like digging up a dead woman's memorial?
- She didn't need that gold anymore.
- Funny how news of a treasure
- brings out all the vultures.
- You ever shot one of those before?
- Have you? - No, but I was top of my class
- in rifle training. - It's your wedding. Be my guest.
So you have your coins, but your plane's still beached.
I replaced the fuse in her nav system.
She's airworthy enough to get off this rock.
- What the hell? - Geena, behind you!
Can't wait to see what happens on our honeymoon.
Well, the bad weather has lifted and blue skies are back,
but that's not the case for two would-be thieves
whose plans to steal millions
in ancient gold coins was thwarted
by the bad weather and a disgruntled wedding party.
Even before I met you,
I knew that we were meant to be.
And... you fill me
with light and love.
This is more than just a wedding.
It's an adventure.
Through sun and snow
and rain,
sabotage and crashed planes,
thievery and buried treasure...
you will always be my island
of peace and love.
- I love you. - I love you.
And now,
by the powers vested in me,
I pronounce you married. You may kiss your bride.
Wanna be your lovemaker
Wanna be the caretaker
From your heart
'Cause I loved you right from the start
Be your water when you need a drink
Your lifesaver if you start to sink
I'll keep you right on top
Because I love you and I just can't stop
I heard you were so brave, going around and investigating.
Yeah, well, that's what us private-detectives-in-training do.
Do. - Oh. Personally,
I'd take a ghost over two armed criminals any day.
Danger, adventure, mystery...
It's just another day in the life of Zoe Chow.
? I'll be your everything
I'll be honest, there were a few times this weekend
when I thought this moment would never come.
I know. Thank god it's over. Not this!
This is wonderful.
I mean the day, the crazy day.
The last 24 hours have been off the charts.
Can't wait to see what happens at our baby shower.
Well, let's just get through our honeymoon first.
I'll be your everything
I don't even know if I remember how to relax.
That's just 'cause you're out of practice.
We both are. Come on.
'Cause I can be anything
That you want me to be
So, I guess the next wedding we'll be at may be Jules'.
What are you talking about? She is way too young
- to get married. - I don't know. Kids these days.
- You're crazy. - And then after her wedding,
- she'll have a baby... - What's that now?
- It happens. - You're killing me here.
- Which will make you a grandfather. - Everett?
- Yes, Shade? - Just shut up and dance.
Your everything
I'll be your everything
That was close.