你知道吗 do you have any idea
这太可怕了 how awful this is
你怎么能不续签路边助理呢 how could you not renew the roadside assistant
然后我就不能我打电话去做 and then i can't even i called to do it
账户里也没钱了，你他妈开玩笑吧 and there's no money in the account are you fucking kidding me
现在 right now
你就把我丢下，珍妮特，听着 you're just gonna leave me Janet here look
你真是个好男朋友 what a boyfriend are you
我住在一个不好的社区 i'm in a bad neighborhood
我的车发动不了，你根本不知道我在哪儿 my car won't start you have no idea where i am
周围都是黑人 and there's all these blackers around
我真的很害怕 i'm really scared
你是史上最差男友 you're the worst boyfriend ever
真不敢相信你还是这个样子，我得挂了 i can't believe you're still looking like that i gotta go
是的 yeah
没有 no
他不是 he's not
是的 yeah
你的衬衫我会没事的 your shirt i'll be okay
男人。 man
我们的邻居很好，没人，我们得去找他们 we're in a good neighborhood ain't nobody we got to go get them
这是我们的地盘，你懂的 it's our neighborhood you got it
好吧是的 okay yeah
别找你的机械师 don't get your mechanic
不管怎样，你可能会在这里和我们见面 no matter of fact you could be meeting us over here
我真的很感激，没问题 i really appreciate it no problem
没有问题 no problem
我叫马克 my name is mark
我是布鲁克林·查理 i'm Brooklyn Charlie
你好，我叫查理 my name is Charlie hi
布鲁克林 Brooklyn
嗨 hi
你好 hello
里科嗨里科 Rico hi Rico
史蒂文嗨 Steven hi
布鲁克林，他的名字在电话里 Brooklyn his name is on the phone
他的名字叫汤姆 his name is Tom
我根本不想谈他 i don't even want to talk about him
汤姆是什么?她就是一坨屎 what is Tom she's such a piece of shit
不，我都不知道是什么 no i don't even know what
我是说那天我们都有蛋糕吃 i'm saying we all got cakes on the day
你们是你们是我的英雄 you are you guys are my hero yeah
而我有个世界上最烂的男朋友 and i have like the worst boyfriend on the fucking planet
这是可怕的 that's awful
这是一个糟糕的情况，但是你知道我们需要一些 that's a bad situation but you know we kind of need some type of
确保你的卡修好的动机 incentive to make sure that your card gets fixed
你不需要出来你是什么意思 and you ain't got to come out what do you mean
激励，你知道 incentive you know
我以为你们是我的英雄 i thought you guys were my hero
我们是我的英雄 we are my hero
我们已经在过去了 we were already ago
他们有时候会觉得很逊 they have sometimes like you think it's lame
感谢他们所做的一切 for doing what they do
他们说，是的 they're like yeah
你知道吗? lame you know oh
伙计，别这样 man come on
我不需要看挡泥板 fender point i don't have to see
希望 hope
弗兰克 frank
我显然没有钱，我不知道我在想什么 i clearly don't have any money i don't know what i was thinking
我不知道这样能不能表达我的感激之情 i don't know how if that would show my appreciation
我想欣赏一个他想看的城市 i want to appreciate one city he wants to see one
哪个是左边的 which is the left one
然后我想要看到我的真命天子 and then i want to see the right one so
我们要怎么做呢 how are we gonna make that work
噢,是的 oh yeah
等一下 hold this train
哦，我有这些 oh i got these
天啊！ oh man
哦，该死的 underboot oh damn
我的天啊 it underboot oh my god
体育博客之类的 that sport blog thing
我不能做梦 i can't dream
是的，你不能，这很有趣 yeah you can't it's interesting
哦 oh
是的 yeah
可爱的孩子 nice ass kids
只要画我的 just paint my
眼睛 eyes
我的天啊 oh my gosh
嗯，好吧 um all right
就是这样 that's it
我不能 i can't
真不敢相信你觉得我们能 i can't believe you thought we could do
那 that
等等，等等，等等 wait wait wait wait
等一下，我们来个快速的 wait a second how about we do this real quick put
这个眼罩在你身上 this blindfold on you
我是眼罩 i'm a blindfold
你知道我，我，我有屎 you know i i i got shit
各种乱七八糟的东西我都在这里 all types of pockets of shit i'm here
我的天啊 oh my god
你要把我怎么样 what are you gonna do to me
这是没有错的病毒门廊在你之前 this is nothing wrong with viral porch before you
有时候你永远不知道什么时候你不想 sometimes you never know when you don't want to
看到那家伙的狗屎了 see some shit that guy yeah
我不是卧底黑人 i'm not undercover Negro you all
可能不知道 probably didn't know okay
还有我们要做的 and what we're gonna do
你站起来了吗 is have you stand up a little bit end up
猜猜哪个阴茎是食物 try to guess which penis is food
什么 what
嘿，我们看到你了 hey we saw you
我们见过你 we saw you so
我们不会尝试录音攻击 we don't try to do tape attack
你知道我说的是你的快速交换条件 you know i'm saying your quick pro quo
你现在给我们看电视了 you showed us our tv now
我们要给你看看我们的鸡巴 we gonna try to show you our dick
所以和不同种类的小猪宝宝 with different kind of piggy baby so
我很想修我的车 i want my car fixed sadly
你觉得你想被困在兜帽里 you feel hey do you want to get stuck in the hood
可能会让你知道，你知道的 and probably get you know fucked over you know
我的天啊 oh my gosh
把那个放进你的嘴里，就在你面前 put put that in your mouth that's right in front of you
我的天啊 oh my goodness
然后试着弄清楚是谁在说 and then try to figure out who try to say
你觉得那是谁 who do you think that is
没有 no
所有的答案都得到更多的鸡巴 all the answer get some more dicks
好，这是下一个 okay here's the next one
嗯 嗯
我想那是查理哦 i think that's Charlie oh
把她扶起来，你知道的，这已经不需要了 get her up you know what this is no longer needed
因为你已经知道我们得到了什么 because you already know what we got it
把它放在屁股上她得看看是谁干的 kept that on her ass she needs to see who's fucking it
哦，她会的 oh she do yes
她是做 she do
啊啊 啊啊
啊 啊
嗯 嗯
我的天啊 oh my god oh
我的神 my god
我们要把你的阴部拉出来 we gonna stretch your pussy out
我们回到汤姆的话题上 so we get back to Tom
我们不会觉得这个会掉进去 we won't feel this is gonna fall right in
张开你的臭嘴 open your fucking mouth
打开它 open it out
哦 oh
我打赌你的权威没有被打破 i bet your authority didn't broke
她在引擎盖上滔滔不绝 she poured over in the hood
我觉得她说的好像是真的 i think she gave you that like that might be true
不，它坏了 no it's broke
我很高兴至少你的阴道没坏 and i'm glad at least your pussy's not broke
一切都很好，查理 it's working perfectly fine any Charlie
啊啊 啊啊
啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊
啊啊 啊啊
啊 啊
啊啊啊 啊啊啊
哦，抬头看看我 oh look up at me oh
我的天啊 my god gorgeous
看看你美丽的灵魂，我的天啊 look at your pretty soul oh my god
就在那里追着它跑 right there chasing it in
那个地方 that spot
在那阴部 up in that pussy
啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊
啊 啊
哈哈，好了 haha there you go
这是个问题 that's a problem
但那是一个移动卡普 but that's a mobie cappy
好了，但是，啊，啊 there you go but ah ah ah
呀啊 ah ah
但是啊 but ah
啊 啊
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
一切如何? how was it al
艾尔 al
杰森·布朗，我们能得到一些评论吗 Jason brown can we get some post comments
天啊！ oh man
太棒了 that was awesome
嘿，布鲁克林来了 hey Brooklyn in the house
我第一次打群架是啊 my first gang bang yeah
也是跨种族的 interracial too yeah
是的 yeah
两鸟一鸟 two birds one so
但她很有身材看她那坨屎 but she has a body for it though look at that shit
看看她的奶子 look at her tits
看看她的屁股，就像黑色的一样 look at her ass that's like that's a black
男士健身房，对吧? man's gym right
那里有健身房 there do you have gyms coming out of there
它完全吸收了吗 did it soak it all up
有一点 a little bit
她还是有点粘人 a little bit she's still sticky
她很粘人 she's very sticky
哦 oh
男人的应用 man apps
七英尺的黑票 seven feet of black tickets
可能不是，是的 probably probably not yeah
基本上就是奥林匹克标准游泳池的深水区 take the deep end of an Olympic sized swimming pool basically
是的，她在做迈克尔·菲尔普斯式的金牌 yeah she's doing some Michael Phelps type gold medal
我的天啊 oh my god
她震惊了 she took shock
我要在她的阴道里度个假 i need a vacation in her pussy
淋浴了 shower up
我需要休假 i need a vacation
是的，她的阴部需要 yeah her pussy needs
有些地方是的 some spots yeah
我在休息，我的婊子现在在休息 i'm on a hiatus my bitch is on a hiatus right now
是的，出了问题 yeah out of order
好吧，我刚吃完我的鸡巴没那么硬 okay i just got finished my dick wasn't as hard
我们开始交谈了吗 and did we start talking
我开始看着我的鸡巴说，是啊 i'm starting looking at my dick is like yeah
你又想给他打飞机了 you want to jerk him off again
你做了什么? what are you done
不，她很抱歉，她被锻炼了没人自己走路 no she's sorry she got worked out nobody cock walk yourself
我知道 i know
我不会那样对她，我不会那样对她 i ain't gonna do her like that i ain't gonna do her like that
好吧 all right well
你想洗个澡吗 you want to take a shower yes
感谢我们没有像现在这样掩盖你失去她的事 thank we have no covered up what you lost her like now
她看不见 she can't see it
根本就不存在用纸盖住我的老二 it's not even exists not cover my dick up with a paper top
天啊！ oh man
谢谢黑暗 thank you dark
你怎么做到的? how did you
哦 oh
黎加，我们应该把那些河墙打碎 Rica should we bust those rivers walls in there
去波多黎各之前洗个澡 for shower before you Puerto Rico
坚强我要走 strong i'll go
但至少要等到门关上后再去 but at least wait until the doors closed behind before you
废话连篇，敞开心扉 talk shit oh keep it open
我要进去了 i'm going in there
你在说什么 what is saying that you
你要进去，等一下 you going in there hold on
是的，我说过了 yeah i said it yeah
鸡巴锁住我 cock locking me yeah
公鸡把我锁住了 cock locking me
我要去拉几下你在吊着吗 i'm just gonna get some pulls are you hanging
是的 yeah
我想我不会留着它了 i guess i won't keep that huh
你不能，我不会让它上镜的 you can't just i'll just won't get it on camera
是 are
你稍后再发推特 you gonna tweet about this later
希望是啊 hopefully yeah
我将 i will
人们会很兴奋的 people are gonna be excited
我想现在你们还需要做什么呢 i think now really what's left for you to do for a setog for it
你找到了我 you found me
我不知道，哦，生活在这里 i don't know oh the inership living
是的 yeah
如果你那样做了 if you did that
但是游戏砰的一声 but the game bang
就在那时，战争爆发了 just did then the war bangs
每一块蛋糕，还有什么 every piece of cake what else is there
还有别的吗? is there anything else
我做得很好 that i've done well
很明显 obviously
我为你们退休了是的 i'm retired for you guys yeah
没关系，其他人看起来都不怎么样 it doesn't matter no one else looks all right
霍普做了，我们会关闭摄像头，他们必须看到它形成 hop did we'll kill the cameras and they gotta see it to form yet
哦 oh
你刚打破了我们浴室的门不 you just broke our shower door no
我没有，这是从你的份额里拿出来的 i didn't it's coming out of your share
嗨，布鲁克林，你爱我们 hi Brooklyn you love us
我爱你的一切 i love you all right
我们会给你一些私人空间，谢谢 we'll give you some privacy thank you