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-=COSL-YTET小组工作室=-
翻译: 浑天侯
校对: gunbland

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单身独妈
第1季第9集

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嗨

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对 是的 你可以帮助我

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别再给我发目录广告了

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为什么?因为我死了

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对，是的，Judah Botwin 死了

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写进记录，别再给死人发信了

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Lupita, 你得把所有寄给爸爸的
垃圾邮件都扔了，行吗?

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好，Silas，好

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早安

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我今晚在Megan家

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你肯定她父母不在意吗?

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对，你开玩笑?

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Megan是仨女儿中的一个
她爸爸可喜欢我过去了呢

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他知道你跟他女儿干什么吗?

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妈妈，他很酷，还教我拳击呢

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就是想让你知道我可以踢你屁股

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这个，Serena让我转交给你
是Alejandro给的

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Alejandro?

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Serena的表兄， 你干什么了?

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没事

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他以前给你便士
现在给你内裤，你干什么了?

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肯定有误会，别担心
拿走这个，退回去

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嗨

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- 你干什么?
- 我只是...

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滚出我的房间

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你晚了

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为什么?
我有法庭限期吗?

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糕点铺的事

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哦，该死

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今天吗？开玩笑

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再说谁在乎?
那根本就不算个糕点铺

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是个“假装铺”

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再明显不过了

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尤其是当开张时没人来

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现在去，你保证过的

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好，让我来点咖啡先
你什么时候过去?

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我不知道

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我得送Shane上学，然后……

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先找Heylia, 还有找Sanjay
Shane,走吧

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Shane昨天的心理咨询怎么样？

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医生要给他用抗抑郁剂

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药物不能解决问题

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这是您这位磕药王的话?

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不合法的处方，抗抑郁药，
巫医什么的

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会毁了你的大脑

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大麻让你饥饿，快活
让你经济问题得到改善

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上礼拜他咬了一个孩子的脚

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哦，上帝，我希望我当时在那

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Andy, 一点都不好玩

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他才10岁，而且还死了爸爸

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让他通过吃药来表现的正常
这种想法糟透了

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我的雪貂前几年自杀以后
我服了Celexa(抗抑郁药)

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我增了40磅,还不能射精

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想让你儿子变那样吗?

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滚

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再说，医生说是暂时的

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等他的神经传递素重新排列
或者...

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什么狗屎

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看，连你也不信

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相信我，那些抗抑郁药是魔鬼

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他不需要

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管你自己的事
也许我想要吃药呢

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说什么？

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Carrie Phillips开始服Zoloft
(抗抑郁药)

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然后她就不想自杀了...

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现在她参加了乐队

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- 她会射精吗?
- Andy!

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好吧，忽视正义之声
毒害你的孩子吧

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让他的青年时代象机器人一样
迷迷糊糊过吧

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对，允许我

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来吧，妈妈，对药品说是

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市议会批准销售我们的
高尔夫场给夏谷了

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我得跟Doug 说说这事

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为什么?

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我有账单要付了

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我要往我的血管里注射毒素了

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而你竟然在担心打球的费用

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<学徒>真烂
你看昨晚的<幸存者>吗?

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说吃chimel的人的那节目?

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那是<挑战者>
<幸存者>是在岛上

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伙计们，是否可以
关注一下这个"幸存者"?

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不会太久了

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哦，我误事了

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走吧，我叫出租车

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我不能就给你扔这

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我没事的

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我给你电话问候你，好吗?

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好

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他们的奖励是三个碎奶油甜麦圈

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三个该死的甜麦圈!

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如果我得蹲在丛林的树上

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两个整天，没有食物

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象猫头鹰一样拉屎...

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拜托

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我要的不止三个甜麦圈

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我要我的公民权

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- 我不怪你
- 拜托，先生

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快了

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两整天没食物

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<挑战者>才是那么干吧

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需要上学的钱吗？
聪明点，学习选择权

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财务援助月
还不迟 现在申请~

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- 嗨，老板
- 我刚想走

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对不起，我正K书

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没时间感了

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哦

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见到你真好

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你干什么啊?

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哦，该死

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对不起，我真是……
我很high

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而且，我觉得你真美

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high?你什么开始抽的

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就在我开始卖以后

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不，Sanjay,不

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不，是个好事
把我的人生朝好的方向改了

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该死

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嗨

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原谅我

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可以帮助你吗，警官?

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- 包
- 什么?

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给我你该死的包

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求你，就这一次

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真的?

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监视录影带录到的不是那样

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- 录影带
- 录影带

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照片，……该死，
我可有小Botwin的一份小卷宗啊

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一群孩子

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Agrestic漂亮的房子

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你怎么知道?

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我是校警的头

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郊区妈妈在我地盘建作坊

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我难道不该知道吗?

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你真认为我那么不称职?

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哦...

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该死

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有质也有量啊

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你要逮捕我吗?

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我不知道

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我不是不可理喻的人

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年轻人没妈妈的日子可不好过

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对

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我表亲Jesse是个没妈的孩子

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在网络饱受痛苦，干老太太的屁眼

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这就是我要放你一马的原因

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如果你保证再不到这个校园里来

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我就放你一马

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当然

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我说正经的

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你和你的小喽啰再来胡搞

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我不会让你逃脱了

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快走吧

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我能把东西拿回来吗?

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- 包包,不是我喜欢的款式
- 嗯...

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我说其他的东西

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求你，我保证再不回来

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那……是我的所有

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是付我抵押品的

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否则我无法付账单...

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那是我的一切

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拜托，我保证再不回来...

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我乞求你

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你有5秒钟滚出我的校园

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下午好，女士们

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我要先感谢...

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- 对不起，我晚了
- Celia

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你介意坐下吗?

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委身?

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Maggie在主持会

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为什么?

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因为我们需要一个可靠而健康的领导

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哦

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我刚说到...

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最终能领导 PTA十分荣幸

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象许多人知道的那样
当Agrestic社区只在高尔夫场时

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我的家是最早一批住户

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因此我会尽力使你们骄傲

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现在...

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第一件事情

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体育老师有问题

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他在Nordstrom女装鞋店作周末工

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我们都知道那个意义?

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他可以给我们打9折吗?

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那有什么新鲜
我都知道好多年了...

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你知道?

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但什么都没做?

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没什么可做的

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我不同意

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我觉得那不合适

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我们的孩子跟个同性恋男人

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...学摔跤

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他是同性恋
可不是恋童癖

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这有很大区别，你知道

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谢谢你的观点，Celia

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但，你的时代过了

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现在，女士们

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Nick Papanicoloplis是不是该被炒？

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我的时代才没过呢!

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现在，下个议题

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你回来干嘛?

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我完蛋了

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我刚拿的那一万四的货...

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我需要补充

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你已经都卖完了吗?

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姑娘你货卖的比翻船还快啊

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我没卖

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我丢了

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丢了，你到了Galson然后
就把它扔在点心架上了吧

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我被抓了

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真的?

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对，峡谷镇的校园农民保安的头子

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把我扔进他的车里
给了我一个警告

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但他没收了我的货，所有的...

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完蛋了

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你没被逮捕，你被起了货

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你说什么?

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你去警局了吗?

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没

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你留指纹了吗?

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没

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该死，姑娘
你就跟神户新娘一样容易上当

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你以为警察会给个警告
就让毒贩子走吗?

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就算是个象你一样的白美人?

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你肯定吗?

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500块打赌，那个家伙自己就是个毒贩子

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只是不喜欢你在他的场子卖罢了

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- 狗日的...
- 发泄吧

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- ...王八蛋...
- 对

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...婊子养的土包子!

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对，宝贝，发泄吧

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吃屎的， 没老二的
干老太太的疯子!

233
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,326
-就这样!
-干老太太?

234
00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:48,096
我要怎么把货拿回来?
借我支枪

235
00:12:48,426 --> 00:12:50,417
他把你的脑子也起了吗?

236
00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:53,153
你只能跟其他人一样认命

237
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,559
交1万4的学费

238
00:13:02,786 --> 00:13:03,779
喂?

239
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:07,900
什么?

240
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,257
该死

241
00:13:10,951 --> 00:13:11,997
对

242
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:13,928
不，我马上来

243
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:15,908
嗯...

244
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,467
看来我不是Botwin家
唯一一个被抓的人

245
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,997
你放火?

246
00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:22,367
不是什么大事

247
00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:24,982
纵火怎能不是大事

248
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,018
你放火?

249
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,887
希望你知道
这周花样真多

250
00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:30,592
有几个不同版本的介绍

251
00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:32,770
包括Moses版和Burning Bush版

252
00:13:32,901 --> 00:13:34,891
看来你儿子

253
00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:36,695
缺乏真实感

254
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,148
上帝

255
00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:41,742
不是,Moses
他正跟一丛红色的矮树说话

256
00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:43,400
那太假了

257
00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:47,061
幸好没引起受伤和受损

258
00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,853
你知道那有多危险吗?

259
00:13:48,924 --> 00:13:50,947
根本没事，地板是混凝土的

260
00:13:51,045 --> 00:13:53,985
而且根据我们的消防训练
我知道放火装置就在我们上方

261
00:13:54,015 --> 00:13:56,029
消防管就在，几尺以外

262
00:13:56,055 --> 00:13:57,245
很快就扑灭了

263
00:13:57,381 --> 00:14:01,138
把从Beth Shalom神殿来的代表
吓的够呛，浑身透湿

264
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,749
你把那些和善的犹太人吓坏了，孩子

265
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,031
对不起

266
00:14:06,108 --> 00:14:09,292
Botwin太太,我不得不没收这个打火机

267
00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:12,714
而且到周一为止停Shane的课

268
00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:15,349
我现在可以吃药了吗?

269
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,374
我该拿你怎么办?

270
00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:23,387
- 容易， Paxil(药名)
- 够了， Shane

271
00:14:24,536 --> 00:14:25,815
嘿，看

272
00:14:26,201 --> 00:14:27,502
是Silas吗?

273
00:14:29,353 --> 00:14:30,623
Silas!

274
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,961
该死

275
00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:35,025
你跟个陌生人开着保时捷干嘛!

276
00:14:35,055 --> 00:14:36,189
嘿，妈妈

277
00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:37,653
你干嘛呢?

278
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,354
这位是Megan的爸爸

279
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,555
他正教我开手排档车

280
00:14:41,956 --> 00:14:43,386
你好，Megan的爸爸

281
00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:47,264
我是Howard，高兴见到你

282
00:14:47,544 --> 00:14:50,684
- 高兴见到你
-一会儿见

283
00:14:53,029 --> 00:14:53,964
再见

284
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:08,252
上帝保佑Costco

285
00:15:08,396 --> 00:15:09,144
该死

286
00:15:10,506 --> 00:15:13,213
嘿，Nanc'，刚好...

287
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:15,004
来帮我关门

288
00:15:15,112 --> 00:15:16,759
你整天都干什么去了?

289
00:15:19,672 --> 00:15:20,759
进行的怎样?

290
00:15:21,179 --> 00:15:22,765
赚了17块

291
00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:24,807
可谁在乎呢，是不是?

292
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:28,830
你有什么毛病了?

293
00:15:29,343 --> 00:15:31,591
你有什么毛病了?
这是个假糕点铺

294
00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:35,046
Andy, 我被洗劫了

295
00:15:35,746 --> 00:15:37,219
要从零开始了

296
00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:38,826
我们要从零开始

297
00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:41,725
我们得卖点该死的糕点

298
00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:44,817
因为我需要这个生意成功，行了吗？

299
00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,278
女士，我们关门了

300
00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,208
好的开始

301
00:15:49,286 --> 00:15:50,226
对哦

302
00:15:50,646 --> 00:15:51,510
对

303
00:15:58,597 --> 00:16:00,190
嘿， Dean准备好了吗?

304
00:16:00,302 --> 00:16:01,718
没，在淋浴

305
00:16:02,825 --> 00:16:04,011
头理的真漂亮

306
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:06,673
是头套

307
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,551
哦对，癌症闹的

308
00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:15,202
听着，卖高尔夫球场
给夏谷的事你知道多少?

309
00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:17,285
我已经告诉 Dean成交了

310
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,196
前景是100块普通时间

311
00:16:19,226 --> 00:16:21,575
150周末，还有会员卡

312
00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:23,453
我不在乎高尔夫

313
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:26,630
我在担心高尔夫球场的房子

314
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:29,054
是否还属于Agrestic社区

315
00:16:29,134 --> 00:16:32,097
不是，那里归夏谷了

316
00:16:32,645 --> 00:16:33,637
真的?

317
00:16:34,199 --> 00:16:35,863
对，怎么了?

318
00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:37,370
你会在意吗?

319
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,313
-恐怕不会
-多谢

320
00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:44,947
什么? 有什么问题?

321
00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:48,427
恶心，化疗

322
00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:51,774
真糟糕，你要大麻吗?

323
00:16:52,286 --> 00:16:53,946
那不合法， Doug

324
00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:56,199
对你不是，你甚至可以拿到医疗供应卡

325
00:16:56,229 --> 00:16:57,881
- 真的?
- 对

326
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,785
嗯，我有药，谢了

327
00:16:59,815 --> 00:17:01,524
哦，他们给你什么了?

328
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:03,588
- Zofran
-让我吃一个!

329
00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:05,762
不行，300一片

330
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,561
我给你400

331
00:17:07,738 --> 00:17:09,398
这不是让你high的

332
00:17:09,491 --> 00:17:11,105
只能治恶心

333
00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:12,114
Wow!

334
00:17:12,191 --> 00:17:14,419
300 一片却没什么好玩的?

335
00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:16,546
真没劲

336
00:17:18,091 --> 00:17:19,846
我真喜欢你的假发

337
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,787
- 真的?
- 是

338
00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:25,224
可以摸摸吗?

339
00:17:25,373 --> 00:17:26,822
敲晕你自己

340
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:30,478
你是个好姑娘?

341
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,466
你是个好姑娘，对吧?

342
00:17:32,698 --> 00:17:34,168
是的

343
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:36,955
放回去

344
00:17:43,874 --> 00:17:45,531
至少给无家可归的人吧

345
00:17:45,561 --> 00:17:46,600
这是Agrestic

346
00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:48,734
你是全镇唯一无家可归的人

347
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,107
进厨房去，象你保证的那样去做

348
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:52,654
嘿

349
00:17:52,747 --> 00:17:55,616
谢谢你来，兄弟
跟她讲讲道理吧

350
00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:56,971
她完全糊涂了!

351
00:17:57,298 --> 00:17:58,576
Nanc', 相信我

352
00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:02,048
没有贩毒的钱
糕点铺没法维持下去

353
00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:04,996
让我告诉你Amos
真正出名的是什么

354
00:18:05,026 --> 00:18:06,176
那Fields太太呢?

355
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,341
- 你是说Fields女士?
- 大妓女

356
00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:09,425
你俩混蛋

357
00:18:09,565 --> 00:18:11,384
这个镇里只有12个人还吃点心

358
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:12,852
从星巴克买软糕

359
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:16,452
我不在乎，我有账单要付
我得干活

360
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:20,655
嘿

361
00:18:22,196 --> 00:18:23,856
我没货，找别人去吧

362
00:18:24,281 --> 00:18:25,297
你没货?

363
00:18:25,388 --> 00:18:26,587
你没货?
什么意思你没货?

364
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:29,348
我被峡谷镇的校警洗劫了

365
00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:30,346
什么?

366
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,420
好吧，我怎么能找到这家伙?

367
00:18:32,452 --> 00:18:33,552
你打算干嘛?

368
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,616
你觉得我要干嘛?

369
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:35,829
把你的大麻买回来!

370
00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:37,103
一次100块

371
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:38,610
我不是干这个的料

372
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,931
我本想当舞星，不是毒贩子

373
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,848
更不是烤饼的

374
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,334
而我想当Roadhouse里的
Patrick Swayze(演员)

375
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,296
我要捅了你

376
00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:50,654
滚出我的“假装铺”
我有正事做

377
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,849
好吧，你现在显然头脑不清楚了

378
00:18:52,879 --> 00:18:54,279
你又生气又急躁

379
00:18:54,345 --> 00:18:56,483
把我也弄的又生气又急躁

380
00:18:56,623 --> 00:18:57,663
我在瞄准

381
00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:59,850
如果你扔的话，里面最好有大麻

382
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,699
- 我得抽一口
- 你还有吗?

383
00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:03,008
- 没有
- 该死

384
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:04,655
在车里

385
00:19:14,685 --> 00:19:15,786
饶恕我

386
00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:20,144
你的骑士风度令人向往

387
00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,254
谁会拿饼干来糕点铺啊?

388
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,328
对不起

389
00:19:27,581 --> 00:19:31,250
我要怎么补偿你?
我什么都愿意做

390
00:19:31,397 --> 00:19:33,237
求你，我...

391
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:35,383
我也许胆小，但...

392
00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:38,904
我爱你

393
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:40,706
上帝

394
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,252
开始烤吧

395
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,353
下午好，女士们
要务是...

396
00:19:50,435 --> 00:19:55,646
不，女士们
要务在此

397
00:19:57,452 --> 00:20:00,595
Maggie... 给你的

398
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,725
哦，天啊，一个上任礼物吗?

399
00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:06,335
其实是一帆风顺礼物

400
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,191
给你和你的孩子

401
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:11,676
一帆风顺?
我们去哪?

402
00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:13,944
- 我希望是维加斯
- 打开

403
00:20:18,271 --> 00:20:21,679
夏谷小学的入学申请，我不理解

404
00:20:21,819 --> 00:20:24,198
因为你的房子在高尔夫球场

405
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:26,806
那现在是夏谷的辖区

406
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,841
你的孩子不能在Agrestic上学了

407
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:31,883
什么?

408
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:33,625
对，超过管辖了

409
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,235
但还是有好处的

410
00:20:35,327 --> 00:20:38,012
他们的体育老师：跟箭一样直
(指:绝对是异性恋)

411
00:20:38,742 --> 00:20:42,758
现在，既然非得有孩子在Agrestic

412
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,891
才能做PTA的领导人

413
00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:48,312
我相信这个位置又空出来了

414
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:50,382
而我很愿意再走马上任

415
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,847
上帝，我觉得好多了

416
00:20:53,146 --> 00:20:56,413
原谅我要进行的

417
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,568
同意恢复我位置的

418
00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:01,173
请说 "I"

419
00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:04,829
I!

420
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,863
我反对

421
00:21:06,941 --> 00:21:09,041
行，带上它去夏谷吧

422
00:21:14,813 --> 00:21:16,294
谢谢你的意见

423
00:21:28,447 --> 00:21:30,597
你好，欢迎品尝面包棍和烤饼

424
00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:32,483
怎么回事?
你不喜欢我的礼物?

425
00:21:32,513 --> 00:21:33,953
我告诉你离我远点

426
00:21:33,983 --> 00:21:35,402
这家伙是谁，Nancy?

427
00:21:35,635 --> 00:21:37,035
你想让我踢他屁股吗?

428
00:21:39,192 --> 00:21:40,275
好

429
00:21:40,683 --> 00:21:42,576
昨晚我打球输了15分

430
00:21:42,938 --> 00:21:45,000
我送四个击球手上垒

431
00:21:45,081 --> 00:21:47,704
当他们投球时,我满脑子想的却是你

432
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:50,197
先生，如果你不点东西
那我就得请你...

433
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:51,666
饶恕我

434
00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,380
你以为我会做你的女友吗?

435
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:58,215
女友? 这是高中吗?

436
00:21:58,941 --> 00:22:00,444
我们一起做生意

437
00:22:00,711 --> 00:22:02,371
偶尔我们也...

438
00:22:02,429 --> 00:22:04,009
庆祝我们的成功

439
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,260
滚开

440
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,778
看着吧，我要改了你的念头
你会需要我的

441
00:22:07,808 --> 00:22:09,634
- 为什么?
- 很多事

442
00:22:09,882 --> 00:22:11,976
我可以帮你开拓版图

443
00:22:12,158 --> 00:22:14,981
我跟源头有联系，会重新划分领土

444
00:22:15,011 --> 00:22:16,924
而最重要的是
我可以保护你

445
00:22:17,008 --> 00:22:18,280
你干嘛需要我呢?

446
00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:21,108
生意变了，我不能再供应那些劣质货

447
00:22:21,179 --> 00:22:23,829
- 我需要你高水平的货
- 我没货源

448
00:22:24,027 --> 00:22:27,021
昨天我被峡谷镇的校警把货起了

449
00:22:27,876 --> 00:22:31,026
那你就更需要我保护

450
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:40,860
嘿

451
00:23:14,695 --> 00:23:16,922
哦，我希望我没有失掉我的性能力

452
00:23:17,015 --> 00:23:18,054
够了

453
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,236
不需要药片了

454
00:23:21,030 --> 00:23:22,378
- 嗨，Lupita
- 什么?

455
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,936
你没看见我抽屉里的打火机，是吧?

456
00:23:24,966 --> 00:23:25,529
没

457
00:23:26,191 --> 00:23:29,874
在校长办公室里

458
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,577
- 哪里?
- 我的学校

459
00:23:32,647 --> 00:23:34,275
他没收了

460
00:23:35,889 --> 00:23:37,928
你个该死的白痴

461
00:23:38,254 --> 00:23:39,554
你才是白痴，该死的你

462
00:23:39,609 --> 00:23:41,860
那是爸爸的，他给我的

463
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,921
你有什么毛病?

464
00:23:45,115 --> 00:23:47,062
Lupita, 拿冰来

465
00:23:47,996 --> 00:23:49,182
哦，上帝

466
00:23:57,952 --> 00:24:00,160
该死，Silas

467
00:24:48,796 --> 00:24:50,296
别害怕，我不会伤害你

468
00:24:50,403 --> 00:24:52,417
滚开，离我家远点

469
00:24:52,471 --> 00:24:55,001
等等，这里，是你的

470
00:24:56,526 --> 00:25:00,342
我要为那天的事道歉，Botwin太太

471
00:25:00,474 --> 00:25:03,710
我不知道你是谁

472
00:25:03,801 --> 00:25:06,280
我的意思是我知道你是谁
只是不知道...

473
00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:07,501
你是谁

474
00:25:07,657 --> 00:25:11,784
如果你需要保护，或者其他关系

475
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,108
我是你的人

476
00:25:13,341 --> 00:25:15,091
不管你需要什么，找我就行

477
00:25:15,235 --> 00:25:17,410
我是Cash，那就是我

478
00:25:17,512 --> 00:25:19,236
我需要你离开我家

479
00:25:19,266 --> 00:25:20,119
好

480
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,937
好，再次抱歉

481
00:25:45,608 --> 00:25:49,937
“单身独妈 109”
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482
00:25:51,608 --> 00:25:55,937
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