вжд╩ - About what? - The Shard.
вжд╩ - Get out of there! - We're bonding!
вжд╩ I'm serious! She's a teenage boy, she has nothing to offer!
вжд╩ It's OK, baby. We'll be down in a minute.
вжд╩ I know you didn't tell her anything.
вжд╩ Yeah, well, I don't like it.
вжд╩ Is it really gross for you to talk about all this stuff?
вжд╩ I know you two are like siblings, right?
вжд╩ - No, it's fine. - Siblings... right?
вжд╩ Yes.
вжд╩ Look, the main thing about orgasms...
вжд╩ Oh, fuck's sake. I HAVE jizzed.
вжд╩ I've just never...
вжд╩ ...with Anthony.
вжд╩ Please don't tell him I told you.
вжд╩ - Course. - I don't want it to mean we're not happy.
вжд╩ It doesn't.
вжд╩ Happy people jizz.
вжд╩ Everyone has a thing. You probably just haven't found yours yet.
вжд╩ You've got to keep experimenting. Don't give up.
вжд╩ Thanks.
вжд╩ I did actually come in here because I need a poo.
вжд╩ Sure.
вжд╩ Hey.
вжд╩ What are you doing?
вжд╩ Nothing.
вжд╩ Come on. Tell me, like... Why is this one not right for me?
вжд╩ Too kind? Too successful?
вжд╩ Too attractive?
вжд╩ You've got a bogey.
вжд╩ I know that's not true.
вжд╩ Fuck you.
вжд╩ No, come on. Please, tell me.
вжд╩ - I do think she's right for you. - Yeah? - Yeah.
вжд╩ Thanks.
вжд╩ I'm just not sure you're right for her.
вжд╩ You don't even come together.
вжд╩ I told you that in confidence.
вжд╩ Aw, shit. Lulu...
вжд╩ ...I'm really fucking happy now.
вжд╩ I don't think you are.
вжд╩ Stop trying to fuck Sam.
вжд╩ You're embarrassing yourself
вжд╩ and I don't want him to catch anything.
вжд╩ Hey, guys. Sorry to interruptaroo.
вжд╩ You don't know where I
вжд╩ can find a little fella called Fred, do you?
вжд╩ - Go on! - No, no way! No, I hardly know you guys.
вжд╩ Look, if I can do a song, then you can! It's rather liberating.
вжд╩ Yeah, it doesn't matter if you can't sing,
вжд╩ it's not about that. It's about truth!
вжд╩ Just fucking do it.
вжд╩ Only if Fred gives me the topic.
вжд╩ Ooh, me? Oh, I don't know... I feel under pressure now.
вжд╩ - How about, um... - Cock?
вжд╩ Sam.
вжд╩ How about... penguins?
вжд╩ - Lovely!
вжд╩ Excellent choice, Fred.
вжд╩ Classic Fred.
вжд╩ Б≥?I'll sing you a song about penguins and...
вжд╩ Б≥? 270 00:14: 00:14:28,859 Oh, oh, my God.
вжд╩ Oh, no, no! It's good. One more go, one more go.
вжд╩ - Just do it again. - All right, come on. With groove, groove it.
вжд╩ Б≥?And I wish that I could sing about those penguins Б≥? 274 00:14: 00:14:50,820 Б≥?But all that I have in my head, yeah Б≥? 275 00:14: 00:14:56,899 Б≥?Is a tune, a tune, a tune Б≥? 276 00:14: 00:15:00,819 Б≥?About the most
вжд╩ beautiful creature in the world Б≥? 277 00:15: 00:15:03,899 Б≥?So I guess I got to sing Б≥? 278 00:15: 00:15:06,419 Б≥?So I guess I got to sing Б≥? 279 00:15: 00:15:10,419 Б≥?I got to sing about Fred! Б≥? 280 00:15: 00:15:19,339 I want to do one.
вжд╩ You can't beat that!
вжд╩ I think I surprised myself with that one!
вжд╩ I'm going to have to strap you in, baby girl.
вжд╩ Why am I the only ones drunk?
вжд╩ Cos you drank everyone's wine.
вжд╩ Sam, help me, would you?
вжд╩ - Sam? - Yeah.
вжд╩ So, Lulu...
вжд╩ - Pretty full-on, yeah. - She's trying to piss me off.
вжд╩ She doesn't actually want to have sex with you.
вжд╩ - She does. - She doesn't. Mmm. She does.
вжд╩ She doesn't.
вжд╩ - She does. - I don't have time to do this.
вжд╩ She doesn't.
вжд╩ Can you carry those in?
вжд╩ So, just to be clear... you still want to bang Lulu?
вжд╩ No! No.
вжд╩ OK, cool! So she's not red zone any more?
вжд╩ - Do what you want, man. - Really?
вжд╩ No!
вжд╩ But, yeah, sure. But no.
вжд╩ - Yeah? - Yeah.
вжд╩ No. Cool?
вжд╩ Are you OK?
вжд╩ No.
вжд╩ That'll keep me busy for a couple of weeks. And then... Colin?
вжд╩ I suppose a drop more can't hurt.
вжд╩ Then I'm whisking Fred away to this lovely little villa
вжд╩ that I've got in Palma.
вжд╩ - Aw, how romantic.
вжд╩ Are we nearly finished?
вжд╩ - Nope, no-one move.
вжд╩ - Ow! Melody, Fred hit me! - Fred, do it again.
вжд╩ Give me that. I'm so sorry about this, Will.
вжд╩ Don't make crazy Fred come to town, OK?
вжд╩ You have ruined the shirt!
вжд╩ It was my shirt! I've ruined MY shirt. And "Crazy Fred"?
вжд╩ Oh, you're adorable.
вжд╩ Stop touching me. I'm not adorable.
вжд╩ - I'm a man. - All right, stop showing off, you little squid.
вжд╩ I made you.
вжд╩ Excuse me?
вжд╩ Give me my shirt back.
вжд╩ - What? - I don't think that's necessary, is it?
вжд╩ Now.