1 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,678 INTELLIGENCE SERVICES HEADQUARTERS 2 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,068 NEWS 3 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,515 The popular Euro deputy, Giannina Ricci, 4 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,910 will be back in Spain next week. 5 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,119 After her tour of Europe 6 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,794 closing factories that posed an environmental threat, 7 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,794 she will continue with her investigations 8 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,315 at the International Ecological Forum 9 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,277 now being held in Madrid, 10 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,630 presenting a detailed report 11 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,554 on illegal activities carried out by various companies, 12 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,071 including the multinational Petronosa. 13 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,678 Her radical defense of environmental laws 14 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,796 has won her many enemies 15 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,633 and there have already been two attempts on her life, 16 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,871 fortunately without any consequences. 17 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:20,670 The Ministry of the Interior has said it will redouble its efforts 18 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:25,834 to ensure Miss Ricci's safety in our country. 19 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,955 So now that woman is coming to fuck us up here in Spain. 20 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,237 Imagine if she closes Petronosa with her report. 21 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,149 We're talking about a loss of millions and millions of euros. 22 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,756 Gentlemen, that woman may be a nuisance 23 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,512 but it's our duty to protect her. 24 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:49,508 Well, 25 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,190 you needn't go overboard with the protection. 26 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,672 The people I represent 27 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,036 would be delighted if... 28 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,194 You understand? 29 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:03,351 Don't insist, Montellini. 30 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:07,035 We're obliged to give this case to our best man. 31 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,391 The number one, at least. 32 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,158 Yes, yes, I understand. 33 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:12,950 Mr. Salas... 34 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,998 Juan Francisco, not now. 35 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,953 No, it just that, as you sent for me... 36 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,556 But you're looking at things, aren't you? 37 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,876 Get out. 38 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,719 Yes, Mr. Salas. 39 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,155 Excuse me. 40 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,754 You are geniuses. 41 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,150 Yes. 42 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,549 But no. 43 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,439 It's not him. 44 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,675 We've got someone better. 45 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,594 Much better. 46 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,473 Hey, sweets! Sweetie! 47 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,756 Bring me a couple of fried eggs. 48 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:54,239 My guts are rattling. 49 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,596 Some blood pudding, salami, 50 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,955 something I can get my teeth into. 51 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,112 I'm sorry, sir, we won't be serving any more meals. 52 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,236 Those little box things you served, you call those "meals"? 53 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,435 Fucking great. 54 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,873 I should have come on the bus, like always. 55 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:16,354 Sorry, kid, but if you'd seen the lousy meal they gave us. 56 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,716 Mind you, the old coot beside me was licking her plate. 57 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,036 What do you mean, you can't talk on a cell phone on the plane? 58 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:26,349 I'm talking, aren't I? 59 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,754 Ma'am, mind your own business! 60 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,559 This is outrageous! 61 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,950 This old coot is a pain. 62 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,711 Ma'am, please! 63 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,359 Get your ass off me! 64 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,671 The Peruvian didn't pay up? 65 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,239 I'm telling you. 66 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,433 Hang on, Josito. 67 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,999 The bitch who was beside me 68 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,111 went and told the air hostess. 69 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,880 Sir, you can't use your phone during the flight. 70 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,430 It could affect our electronics, you're endangering everyone. 71 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,358 - What do you mean? - The phone. 72 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,119 - What phone? - Your phone! 73 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,958 What phone do you mean? 74 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,436 Arabs! 75 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:09,550 Arabs! 76 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,713 They don't know who I am. 77 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,596 Don't worry, love! 78 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,154 I'm a policeman! 79 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,870 Let's calm down, kid. What are you saying? 80 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,076 Don't take another step or I'll kill him! 81 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,277 Hassan, come on, don't talk rubbish. 82 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,192 How are you going to kill that man 83 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,391 with a plastic fork? You can't do it. 84 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,828 Shit! Yes, you can! 85 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:36,916 You bastard! 86 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,508 Calm down, I'm a secret agent, I've got a gun somewhere! 87 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,199 Calm down, everyone! 88 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:44,596 I've got it! 89 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,432 I'm here to protect you! 90 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,036 Ma'am! 91 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,993 Stop screaming. How do you expect me to hit anything? 92 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,758 This is a high-precision weapon. 93 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,750 THE PROTECTOR 94 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,673 So he spends all day doing weights, does he? 95 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,434 You wouldn't know him. He's turned into a he-man. 96 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,116 - It's unbelievable. - I don't believe it, Josito. 97 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:43,477 No, wait till you see him. He's like a different person. 98 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,550 Cool. 99 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,353 He's a great guy. 100 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,670 Yeah, I know he's a great guy 101 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,434 but do you think he'll want to lend me his gun? 102 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,398 Not his own gun, but he'll get one for you. 103 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,789 - Come on. - Yeah. 104 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,029 Torrente! 105 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,196 Fuck! 106 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,474 What's up, guys? 107 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,915 I'm just doing a bit of sport here. 108 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:15,877 You're skin and bone! 109 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,675 Who'd have thought it, Torrente? 110 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,674 - You're pure fiber. - Muscle, kid. 111 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,871 Look at these pectorals. 112 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,233 It's true, you're really in fighting shape. 113 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,274 Impressed, aren't you? 114 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,634 Come on, sit down. 115 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,270 I'm not back in full form yet 116 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,317 but I've always been an athlete. 117 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,674 The police force has got faith in me again. 118 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,068 I've got a special mission. 119 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,718 I have to protect some high-class dame. 120 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,589 And I have to select and train an elite corps to serve under me. 121 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,360 So you thought of us, didn't you? 122 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,709 We'll see. 123 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,230 I mean, not just anyone can do this. 124 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,556 Even I had to transform my body 125 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,518 into a fighting machine. 126 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,430 That's an isotonic drink. 127 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,594 I'm like new, kid. Now I'll do 1,000 press-ups. 128 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,710 A Spaniard! From Spain! 129 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,638 TRAINING CENTER FORENSIC POLICE 130 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,548 I've been dying to meet you, Jose Luis. 131 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,837 You're a real institution within the force. 132 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,468 That's true, but not everyone recognizes it. 133 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,598 Can you believe they had me on patrol for years like a sap? 134 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,194 But you're obviously leadership material. 135 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,397 - And you know what you're doing. - You noticed that. 136 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,471 - We got the people you wanted. - Terrific. 137 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,473 It was hard, some of them weren't in the force anymore. 138 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,993 - Why's that? - They were in jail. 139 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,071 Probably due to judicial errors. 140 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,468 I'm sure of it. 141 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,312 Salas, I'll tell you something. 142 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,359 If I'm going to risk my neck, I want the best men around me, 143 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,796 and the kids coming out of the academy now... 144 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,633 Between ourselves, they haven't got what it takes. 145 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,439 I completely agree with you, Jose Luis. 146 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,672 - Even so, as a personal favor... - Whatever you want. 147 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,400 I'd like you to take Solis as your assistant. 148 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,710 - Solis? - The nephew of a friend. 149 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,031 He hasn't been in the force long but he hasn't gone unnoticed. 150 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:23,871 Juan Francisco! 151 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,150 Sir? 152 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:28,873 This is Jose Luis Torrente. 153 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,473 From now on, as I told you, you're under his orders. 154 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,390 Yes, sir! 155 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,430 Very good. 156 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,670 You show promise, kid. Where are you from? 157 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,393 Viana do Boulo, sir. 158 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,518 Excellent! Good old La Mancha. Good salami, blood sausage... 159 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,830 But Viana is up in Galicia, sir. 160 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,151 I know that. I was just checking you were on the alert. 161 00:12:56,520 --> 00:13:00,308 Well, Jose Luis, from now on feel right at home here. 162 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,754 Thank you, Salas. 163 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,434 Listen, kid. 164 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,352 I don't know whose nephew you are, 165 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,476 but if you touch my fucking face again 166 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,358 I'll blow your head off! 167 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,072 Now, piss off. 168 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,519 Churreti. 169 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,788 Vizcarra. 170 00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,310 Calvo Tellez. A great guy. 171 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,677 - Manolito. - How're you doing? 172 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,911 Barragan is a great informer. 173 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,793 Ordonez, I see you're still carrying the grenade. 174 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,878 It goes everywhere with me. 175 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,755 Camullas. 176 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,513 An expert in martial arts. 177 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:40,950 He's incredible. 178 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,354 Calatrava, for God's sake. 179 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,397 Why are you so fat? You look like a barrel. 180 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,359 Have a bit of respect for yourself. You're very fat. 181 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,670 Ramirez... I did my military service with him. 182 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,313 He used to wet the bed. 183 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,436 Arellano. 184 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,079 I thought you were dead. 185 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,510 Well... 186 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,149 Robledillo. 187 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,712 He was one of the brains behind the glorious 23-F. 188 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,514 - What's the 23-F? - What is it? 189 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,754 Mother's Day, you motherfucker. 190 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,629 Who's this? 191 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,268 I'm Linares. 192 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,273 My cousin Torrelavega couldn't come. 193 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,755 I see. 194 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,992 How are you, Contreras? 195 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,674 Still a night watchman? 196 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,149 That's it, Torrente. 197 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,756 Since I killed those people, the police don't want to know me. 198 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,876 The world is full of ingratitude. 199 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,628 But I know you still have that killer instinct. 200 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,430 And you're going to prove it. Kill that kid. 201 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,352 Go on! Go on! 202 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,235 Kill him! 203 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,877 Go on, kill him! 204 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,709 Hold it! 205 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,155 Hold it, kid! You'll kill him. 206 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,639 Hold it, hold it! 207 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,876 You'll kill him! Stop, stop! 208 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,029 Let him live. 209 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,114 That's the kind of man I like, one like this! 210 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,711 Ready for action, with no complexes! 211 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,117 No whining about "I look stupid" or "I'm a dwarf' 212 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,912 or "I'm from a shit village". No! 213 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,036 "I'm a policeman, I'm Spanish 214 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,390 and I'm a fucking killing machine!" 215 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,596 - Understood? - Yes, sir! 216 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,715 Yes, sir. 217 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,275 Fucking hell. 218 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,436 Shit. 219 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,557 Solis, fix that thing. 220 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:39,596 Yes, sir. 221 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,955 All right. 222 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,270 The chick you're going to see now 223 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,352 is the floozy that we've been ordered to protect. 224 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,675 Hot stuff, eh? 225 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,431 Ordonez! 226 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,509 No jerking off. I can see you. 227 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,196 I've also personally drawn a fairly precise sketch 228 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,112 so you can see our various journeys. 229 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,313 The most dangerous part is moving her from the hotel 230 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,039 to the gala dinner. 231 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,878 We'll be very vulnerable... 232 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,077 Linares. 233 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,595 Linares. 234 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,432 Are you fucking listening? 235 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,672 For crissake! Fuck! 236 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,515 Look, Linares. 237 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,557 The security measures at our prince's wedding, 238 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,756 when he married that newsreader, 239 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,035 who planned them? 240 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,076 And when His Holiness comes to Spain, who do they call in? 241 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,308 You're with the No. 1. Maybe you'll learn something. 242 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,755 You were lucky enough to be chosen for Operation... 243 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:35,876 Woxter! 244 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,678 We've spent months on it. 245 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,475 So, fucking listen! 246 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,275 I can't believe it, Torrente. 247 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,078 It's like a dream. 248 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,794 I'm telling you. 249 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,589 Until now, I've never really cared about girls, 250 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,235 but I'm in love, Torrente. 251 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,629 That's great, kid. 252 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,233 She give a good blow job? 253 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,353 Torrente, you're the limit. There's none of that. 254 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,435 Vanessa isn't one of those. 255 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,194 She isn't one of those? 256 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,429 Are you stupid? 257 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,238 Haven't you screwed her? 258 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,709 No, she's saving herself. 259 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,558 - Saving herself? - Yes. 260 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,552 She's a virgin. 261 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,910 Go fuck yourself! 262 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,832 We've got work in the park. 263 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,274 Like they owned the place. 264 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,913 There's more and more of them. 265 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,435 The birth rate is very high in their countries. 266 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,352 They can't earn enough to live. 267 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,149 And do they have to come here and screw things up for us? 268 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,157 They're not harming anyone. 269 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,118 You fucking little shit! 270 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,669 Don't run, you bastard. I know your face! 271 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,075 Mister, can I have our ball back, please? 272 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,440 Of course, sonny. Here's your ball! 273 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,476 Catch that! 274 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,196 There's Nelson. 275 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,717 Nelson, come here, you bastard. 276 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,589 Yes, sir. 277 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,835 There you are, sir. 278 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,832 It wasn't easy but it's all there. 279 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,789 - My papers, sir? - Listen to me, boy. 280 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,718 I don't think you understand. 281 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,394 This is to get things started. 282 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,757 You have to find another nine friends who've got money 283 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,354 because this thing is done in tens. 284 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,557 - But in the consulate they told me... - Screw the consulate! 285 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,837 I'm risking my job doing this. I'm taking a lot of risks. 286 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,638 I'm doing you a big favor. 287 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,074 But I'm scared. 288 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,277 You weren't scared to screw someone else's country, were you? 289 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,678 Get out of my sight before I lose my temper 290 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,028 and I book you! 291 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,239 These Indians are never happy. 292 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,068 People have no gratitude anymore. 293 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,958 Yeah, it's incredible. 294 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,197 I have to go, I've arranged to see... 295 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,110 my grandmother. 296 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,555 If you've got business, that's OK. 297 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,711 No, kid, it's no excuse, it's true. 298 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,950 I have to see my grandmother, in La Celsa. 299 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,394 Apparently it's serious. 300 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,592 Listen, that's beside the house I've just rented. 301 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,038 Why not come and meet my girlfriend? 302 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,713 No, that sort of thing... 303 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,518 - Come on, Torrente. - I don't... 304 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,712 Look, there she is. 305 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,155 Vanesa, darling! 306 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,516 - Ratbag! - Lousy slimebucket. 307 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,908 Fuck you! 308 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,310 It's probably a friend of hers. We're all buddies around here. 309 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,153 She's a sweetheart. You'll be crazy about her. 310 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,629 Shithead! I'll never buy from you again! 311 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,233 - Darling. - Did you bring me that? 312 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,034 Darling, do you know who this is? 313 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,515 - Didn't you get me a fix? - It's Torrente. 314 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,629 Petal, we're going to protect some international European dame. 315 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,034 Shit, the Conservatives really improved this place. 316 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,671 Dammit, I stepped in a puddle. 317 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,035 Or was it a rat? 318 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,675 Grandma? 319 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,309 Grandma! 320 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,198 - My boy. - Grandma... 321 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,510 It's lovely to see you. 322 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,269 Don't stand over there. 323 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,789 Come a bit closer, come on. 324 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,713 I haven't been to see you for a little while. 325 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,271 Just five years. 326 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,911 You probably had a lot of things to do. 327 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,269 Come here. 328 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,912 Yeah, I've been busy, I've been so fucking busy. 329 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,599 I've got so much on my mind... 330 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,436 Grandma, you're in good form. 331 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:58,316 I'm in a bad way, very bad, I'm dying. 332 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,511 Don't talk rubbish, you're strong as a horse. 333 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,954 Don't interrupt me! 334 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,915 You did a bad thing and I'd like you to sort it out. 335 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:07,836 Bad? 336 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,310 If you mean granddad's medals, the ones that disappeared, 337 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,799 I'd nothing to do with that. 338 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,270 No, no. Do you remember Manoli? 339 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,670 The whore? 340 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,911 Watch your mouth, faggot! 341 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,352 That girl sold her body out of necessity 342 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,312 and you took advantage of her. 343 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,948 Took advantage of her? She gave me the clap. 344 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,468 She's here. 345 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,597 Here? She's come here? 346 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,795 Jose Luis, 347 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:36,635 remember me? 348 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:37,875 Fucking hell! 349 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,399 It's been over 20 years. 350 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,238 What's going on, grandma? 351 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:44,512 You have to take responsibility for what you do in this life. 352 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,240 I reared the boy as best I could 353 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,356 but things are really tough. 354 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,153 What's she on about? 355 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,999 You're someone with a lot of influence. 356 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,993 We're talking about the child's future. 357 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,555 Wait a minute. Child? What child? 358 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,436 Jose Luis, 359 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,794 your son! 360 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:02,911 Dad. 361 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,190 Dad! 362 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,116 Daddy! 363 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,075 Hang on. 364 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,793 How could this thing be my son? 365 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,830 I mean... 366 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,515 He's fat! 367 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,273 Just look at me. 368 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:19,391 Grandma! 369 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,553 Grandma! 370 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,598 Grandma! 371 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,949 Jose Luis, 372 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,437 you can't do this to me. 373 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,030 You can't be so heartless. 374 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,318 This is your son and you have to help him. 375 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,596 You have to find him a job. 376 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,877 Promise me, Jose. 377 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:38,870 Promise me. 378 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,237 Grandma, you're confused. 379 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,511 Look, who can give me a guarantee 380 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,319 that this thing is my son? 381 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,317 But he's got your eyes. 382 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,080 Don't give me that shit! He's got eyes like a toad. 383 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,153 Grandma! 384 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,911 - Now the faggot's going to cry. - Don't cry, Pepito. 385 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,718 There, there, your grandma's here. 386 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,110 It's all lies, it's a set-up. 387 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,074 TRAINING CENTER 388 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,589 Guys, 389 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,394 you're the best of the best. 390 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,516 I chose all of you personally 391 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,238 because you're the No. 1's, 392 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,232 each one in his own field. 393 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,551 But that isn't enough. We must go farther. 394 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,157 By means of an intensive training process, 395 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,914 I still have to select a small group 396 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,833 with superhuman courage. 397 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,908 Supermen! 398 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,596 Calatrava. 399 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,269 Stand over there. 400 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,308 Put this on your head. 401 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,878 Very good. That's it. 402 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:05,639 Don't move a millimeter. 403 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,788 That's life. 404 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,190 If you say absolutely motionless, 405 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,435 it's exactly that. 406 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,999 Don Jose Luis, 407 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,754 the man was so motionless he wasn't even breathing. 408 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,512 See? That's just what I mean. 409 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,478 If he couldn't dodge things he was no use in the group. 410 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,675 Isn't that so? 411 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,357 Dodging things is essential. 412 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,909 Bodyguard, dodging, it's all the same. 413 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,349 And guarding, right? 414 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,716 Bodyguard, guarding. 415 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,519 Put your hand there, Ordonez. 416 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,274 Stand aside. 417 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,114 Now, Robledillo, put your hand there. 418 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,394 Put it back. 419 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,156 Very good, Robledillo. 420 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,429 Very good. 421 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,670 Now, Linares. 422 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,075 Your turn. 423 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,118 Amazing, Linares! 424 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,509 Strength, resistance, 425 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,109 absolute coldness and control of the emotions! 426 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,033 And that pride! That's what I want in my security corps. 427 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,672 Linares! 428 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,237 You must eat breakfast, Linares. 429 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:58,348 Give him a Band-Aid. 430 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,955 I hear you've started the training sessions. 431 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:04,998 Kid, they don't make cars like this anymore. 432 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,754 Nowadays they make German and Japanese shit, 433 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,353 and, even worse, French shit. 434 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,432 Don't change the subject, I'm the best assistant you ever had. 435 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,795 You can trust me 1,000% 436 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,393 Javier, what's new? 437 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,596 Are you fixing rickshaws now? 438 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,910 Hell, no, this is my girlfriend. 439 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,599 She's some treasure. 440 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,155 At least you'll get free lottery tickets, eh? 441 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,750 How's your cousin Cuco? 442 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,832 That useless jerk, he's on methadone. 443 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,318 Give me couple of tickets, love. 444 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,788 Who's going to pay for them? 445 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,592 Put them on my bill. 446 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,155 - Not again, Torrente! - I'll pay you if I win. 447 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,591 I have to be on your team. 448 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,630 Recently, Josito, you're not responding like you used to, 449 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,119 so I'm not sure. 450 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,350 Maybe it's because you're in love. 451 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,114 That's the thing, I'm going through a bad patch. 452 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,793 The landlord threw us out... 453 00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,793 Listen, kid, you know if you've got any problem, 454 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,552 don't come to me. 455 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,039 I was going to tell you before 456 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,668 but Vanesa and I moved into your place this morning. 457 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,189 Into my place? 458 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,396 Are you stupid? Are you shooting up? 459 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,709 Just for a few days, 460 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,996 until something that I'm after comes up. 461 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,030 Torrente, don't be angry. 462 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,792 It'll be a few days at most. 463 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,349 And we're going to pay you. Vane's father is a judge. 464 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,875 I don't care if he's a fruit seller. 465 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,994 I've got a present for you that you'll love. 466 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,354 A re-usable DVD 467 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,590 so you can record all the League games. 468 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,677 I asked you for that for Christmas. 469 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,476 I don't know why I put up with you. 470 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,870 Because you're fucking great! 471 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,109 Yeah, that's true. 472 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,793 Get off, you'll dirty my suit! 473 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,398 The best, Montellini. 474 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,439 Heartless mercenaries, callous, unscrupulous killers 475 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,989 without a drop of remorse, are a dime a dozen, 476 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,197 but the people I've got are a different matter. 477 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,759 The people I've got 478 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,757 are extremely scary. 479 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,515 Telescopic. 480 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,555 An abnormal visual keenness, 481 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,077 an extraordinary shot, rapidity, 482 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,231 skill, strategy. 483 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,156 In short, 484 00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,032 a highly gifted sniper. 485 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,553 He learned that in the circus. 486 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,958 He used to do it with lemons but it was much less spectacular. 487 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,917 Colossus. An exquisite brutality, 488 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,355 an amazing agility 489 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,397 and a super-human strength. 490 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,959 And he's handsome too. 491 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,994 Not that I know about such things, 492 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,713 but they often want him for the cinema. 493 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,189 Now. 494 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,075 They're authentic Korean ninjas. 495 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:02,756 Now. 496 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,279 - Are you here for the casting? - No, I'm just visiting. 497 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,319 - What do we have to do? - Beat up the blonde guy. 498 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,117 Him? 499 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,717 Well, sometimes 500 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,838 he gets a bit carried away. We spend a fortune on ninjas. 501 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,316 Now. 502 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,551 Come along! 503 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,396 Let's go. 504 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,835 Amateurs! 505 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,078 Look, Montellini, if you take him 506 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,118 and Telescopic I'll throw in the Masked Man. 507 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:29,869 Done. 508 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,191 Father, I know you became a policeman 509 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,351 to defend people and enforce justice. 510 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,154 Slow down, kid. If you think buttering me up... 511 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,276 I wanted to be like you. 512 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,995 If you could get me into the police force... 513 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:45,519 Hold your horses, kid. 514 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,195 It's one thing promising my grandmother I'd get you a job, 515 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,590 if you are my son, like your whore of a mother says. 516 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,034 It's a very different matter 517 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,152 being seen around with you 518 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,993 or getting you into the police force where I am justly famous. 519 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:58,910 Understand? 520 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,790 Why doesn't he come with me to unload DVDs? 521 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,518 What are you talking about? 522 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,319 He hasn't got what it takes to be a policeman, obviously, 523 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,233 but he doesn't have to be a criminal like you. 524 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,272 Check out the Bolivians 525 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,710 and get the two months' money they owe us. 526 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,636 OK, Torrente. 527 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,075 Don't worry, kid, I'll get you a decent job. 528 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,559 - Ajob? - Yes, a job. 529 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,357 Dad! 530 00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,990 How can you not need more workers? 531 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,872 Look, we work like animals here, 532 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,433 know what I mean? 533 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,759 - This isn't what I had in mind. - Shut up, moron. 534 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,151 How could he not be a hard worker? He's my son. 535 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,233 That's what I mean. 536 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,633 It's very dangerous. 537 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,077 Much little safety. No helmets. No nets protecting. 538 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,994 Calm down, Mohamed. 539 00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,993 I find you this job, 540 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,513 I've been busting my ass for months 541 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,188 trying to sort out your papers, 542 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,756 all for a lousy commission, only 50% of your wages, 543 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,194 and you make demands! 544 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,158 These people are the limit, all they do is complain. 545 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,555 Torrente, inhuman conditions! 546 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,719 "Inhuman conditions!" 547 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,679 They love complaining. They're better dressed than we are. 548 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,110 Don't show those nails! Have you seen them? 549 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,153 You want to be a minister as soon as you get here? 550 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,193 I personally supervised the security on this site 551 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,034 down to the very last detail, is that clear? 552 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,075 Holy shit! 553 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,954 You can't tell me now you don't need workers. 554 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,075 It's true, the kid's in luck. 555 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,673 Ask them for a helmet. 556 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,717 No, none of that. No favoritism. 557 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,155 Without a helmet, like everyone else. It'll toughen him up. 558 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,594 Don't show me up, kid! 559 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,312 Hey, what's up, kid? 560 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,148 - What's up? - Nothing. What should be up? 561 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,473 You look a bit nervous. 562 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,149 Who, me? 563 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,828 No way, Torrente. Everything's great. 564 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,910 What's this? 565 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,519 My Atleti ashtray! 566 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,069 I was taking it... 567 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:47,956 to clean it. 568 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,919 To clean it! 569 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,589 Shit, I don't believe this. 570 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,591 I let you come into my home, 571 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,268 and you abuse my trust, you cheat me. 572 00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:58,998 I looked on you like 573 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,116 a nephew, 574 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,669 a brother-in-law, like something I loved. 575 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,989 It's my own fault 576 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,793 for opening the door of my house and of my heart! 577 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,313 - What's up, love? - It's... 578 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,996 What's that? 579 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,111 My grandma's milk saucepan! 580 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,879 What's going on? 581 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,874 Do you want to take my most loved possessions? 582 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,548 - Is that it? - But, Torrente... 583 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,518 You're a thief, kid! 584 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,873 And I never want to see you again in my life! 585 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,997 Get out! Get out of here! 586 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:33,875 Get out! 587 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,759 Hell, I stained my pants. 588 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,913 That's how it was, I told him to fuck off. 589 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,556 It wasn't for the ashtray, Parrondo. 590 00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,239 You know me. It was for my code. 591 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,193 I've got a very strict ethic and moral code, 592 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,551 a code which has always governed my life. 593 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,753 It's caused me problems. 594 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,995 But, Parrondo, 595 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,469 I'm a man of principles. 596 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,468 Right to the end. 597 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,958 You peel it, you've got nails. 598 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:22,349 TRAINING CENTER 599 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,234 I'm really impressed. It's a pity about 2012. 600 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,112 You're real athletes. 601 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,355 A good thing, too. 602 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,717 Being a bodyguard is no joke and you're about to stop laughing. 603 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,314 Come on, move! 604 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,277 Move it, I said! Come on! 605 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,754 No, not this, please! 606 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,313 Come on, move! Get out of here! 607 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,750 Break it up! Get moving! Start running! 608 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,638 He's been kicking my ass all day. 609 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,152 This is the moment I like, 610 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,395 the grades. 611 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,909 Robledo and Churreti. Very weak, both of you. 612 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,878 Give me the check, at least. I worked these days. 613 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,310 What check? Be grateful I don't kick you out. 614 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,714 This isn't Operation Galaxy. 615 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,670 Arellano. 616 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,233 You should think about retiring, 617 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,714 you're very old. 618 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,478 Vizcarra. Unsatisfactory. 619 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,914 Back to the warehouse. 620 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,960 Ramirez, you need to improve. Really fucking improve. 621 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,756 Barragan. 622 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,029 Fail. 623 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,475 A resounding failure. 624 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,113 You're out, kiddo. 625 00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,553 So we've got Camullas, Contreras and Calvo Tellez. 626 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,398 Acceptable progress. 627 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,197 Linares. 628 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,712 I don't have a note from your parents for the day you missed. 629 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,793 Acceptable progress. 630 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,116 And our star pupil is Ordonez. 631 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,548 An outstanding performance. 632 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,956 Can I re-take the exam in September? 633 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,439 Sure, whenever you want. 634 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,113 I'll be gone by then. 635 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,436 You can gather up your books now. 636 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,953 Fuck off, all of you. 637 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,069 Balls! 638 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,716 Getting up early is shit. 639 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,633 Motherfucking... 640 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,315 No! No! It's impossible! 641 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,392 Someone pinch me to see if this is true. 642 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,871 I'm fucked! /I'm fucked! 643 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,758 What the hell is happening to me? 644 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,271 No, not Barça! Over my dead body! 645 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,828 This is a nightmare! 646 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:56,950 A nightmare! 647 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,828 Who the hell is that? 648 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,436 Hello, Jose Luis. I live next door. 649 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,750 Why don't you mingle more with the neighbors? 650 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,150 You should throw out your garbage too. 651 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,878 Could I borrow some salt? 652 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:12,876 And milk! 653 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,798 And a hammer? And a screwdriver? 654 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,077 Long live Barça! Long live Barça! 655 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,752 Long live Barça! 656 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,069 Have you got a car? 657 00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,875 AIRPORT 658 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,038 Isn't that one of those planes for celebrities and soccer players? 659 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,031 It's a private charter. 660 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,908 The socialists love wasting money. 661 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,875 "Welcome to..." 662 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,679 Stand to attention! 663 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:57,515 For fuck's sake! 664 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,994 That's her. 665 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,875 Watch this. 666 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,035 Not now, please. 667 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,394 What's up? 668 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,272 I'm in charge of protecting this lady in Spain. 669 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,158 You can't block my way! 670 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,231 I'm Torrente, for crissake! 671 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,038 Hands off! Boys! Boys! 672 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:27,709 Get them! 673 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,236 Let them have it! 674 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,756 Let them have it! 675 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,356 My grenade! 676 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,679 It's Fernando Torres! 677 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,397 It's Fernando Torres! 678 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,913 He was on the plane! The wave! 679 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,992 Let me hug you! 680 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,516 Ma'am, this is Fernando Torres. 681 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:19,358 MISS RICCI'S HOTEL 682 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,518 If we can get the documents that I'm waiting for, the conference, 683 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,319 which will be broadcast to 40 countries, 684 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,152 will be a success. 685 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,112 If we're not killed first. 686 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,155 May I? 687 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,432 I see you're settling in. 688 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:39,834 Come in, don't be shy. 689 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,316 These girls are Italian. 690 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,038 I'm Jose Luis Torrente, 691 00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,156 the special agent who's protecting you. 692 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,629 Carry on getting dressed, I'm a professional. 693 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,075 Think of me as your gynecologist. 694 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,829 Apparently, there are a lot of people 695 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,479 who want to bump you off. 696 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,559 I'd like to bump you. 697 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,876 That was a screw-up at the airport. 698 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,913 Bear in mind that the boys are very nervous. 699 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,599 It's an important mission. 700 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,353 Good God! 701 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,675 Wait here. 702 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,629 If I may... 703 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,630 I wanted to tell you that you're not to worry about a thing. 704 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,634 With Torrente here, nothing will happen to a beauty like you, 705 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,750 with an ass that's a work of art. 706 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,036 Are you a minister's daughter? 707 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,833 I'm a Euro Deputy. 708 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,079 In a few days I have to make a speech of vital importance 709 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,435 at the International Ecological Forum, 710 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,828 and the last thing I need 711 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,353 is for anyone, 712 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,835 anyone, to piss me off. 713 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:44,357 And now please get out of my room immediately. 714 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,080 I understood everything you said. 715 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:49,708 Go fuck yourself. 716 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,718 That chick's hot stuff but she's got a filthy temper. 717 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,599 But she's interested in me, no doubt about that. 718 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,070 Sir, you've got a group of commandoes at your disposal. 719 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,390 You should give them their orders. 720 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,835 Yes, yes, of course. 721 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:06,950 Right, 722 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,992 let's see. You. 723 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,952 Go get a pack of cigarettes. 724 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,236 You. 725 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,438 My car's outside. Shift it for me before I get a ticket. 726 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:19,036 - Is it at a parking meter? - Don't be stupid. Move. 727 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,476 I want the rest of you in a state of constant tension. 728 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,189 Solis, go buy me a bunch of flowers for that chick. 729 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,237 Give them to her from me. 730 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,470 With what money, sir? 731 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:33,552 As long as it's not mine, I don't give a rat's ass. 732 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:35,073 Sir, what about me? 733 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:38,596 You go to the building opposite and keep watch on the roof. 734 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,274 It's a perfect place for snipers. 735 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,716 Fuck. 736 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,713 I have to leave, I've had an urgent call. 737 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,393 I have to pick up my son. 738 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,516 From school, Torrente? 739 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,349 Linares, go have a whiskey and try to keep out of the way. 740 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,150 That doesn't count! 741 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,470 Right! 742 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,995 We have to eliminate her tomorrow, 743 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,793 when she leaves the hotel. 744 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,995 If that fails? 745 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,991 No, it's impossible. 746 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,432 We've got a sniper 747 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:48,070 and an emergency solution just in case. 748 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:56,999 Listen, son. 749 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,435 You... 750 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,914 Have you ever dipped it? 751 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,791 To be honest, quite a bit. 752 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,189 That's good, kid, that's good. 753 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,078 You look so dumb, I thought maybe 754 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:10,992 you'd never had your cherry popped. 755 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,718 No, I did, a long time ago. 756 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,389 I'd liked to have taken you whoring, 757 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,710 like my Uncle Mauricio did with me. 758 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,519 That experience was 759 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,908 unforgettable. 760 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,470 How old were you then? 761 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,354 I was... 762 00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,429 I was quite a man by then. I was nine. 763 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,953 Spain is the greatest country in the world, Jose Luis. 764 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,237 You won't see more decent whores anywhere else. 765 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:42,359 If I train hard, could I play for Atleti when I grow up? 766 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,035 Don't be stupid, kid. You're just a thickhead. 767 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,595 Here. 768 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,433 100 pesetas. 769 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:49,999 Give it to her. 770 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,549 And now 771 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,114 you can feel her tits. 772 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,992 That's the thing about whores. 773 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,553 You have to pay them! 774 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,955 - I'm wetting myself. - Then go take a piss. 775 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,998 Or do you want me to go with you and take out your pecker? 776 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,315 Go on! 777 00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,390 He's as dumb as his father. 778 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,037 Wash your hands before you piss. 779 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,634 You don't want to catch anything disgusting. 780 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,839 Hello, kid. 781 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,631 What are you doing here all on your own? 782 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,593 I came with my uncle to see if we could get laid. 783 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,194 Like everyone. 784 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:00,393 And that tiny little bird? 785 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,197 Look. 786 00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,873 Look at this starling. 787 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,155 Look. 788 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,315 How's about we jerk each other off? 789 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:21,433 But no faggot stuff. 790 00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,749 Hell, I hit it. So big and I still hit it. 791 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:28,830 Dad. 792 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,190 Dad! 793 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,679 - About the whores... - What? 794 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,632 - The whores! - Yeah, the whores. 795 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,552 Even though I'm not a virgin, 796 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:39,951 and I think prostitution is totally degrading for women, 797 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,991 if you're paying... 798 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,318 That's my boy! Of course I am! Let's go whoring! 799 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,872 Stop it! You're going to wear away my balls! 800 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,869 This is great. 801 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,189 It's so nice. A father and his son, here together, 802 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,476 screwing some whores. 803 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:07,995 Pure bliss! 804 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,350 Dad, 805 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,230 there's so much I'd like to have done with you. 806 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,435 For example, soccer games on a Sunday afternoon. 807 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,791 I always imagined seeing them with my father. 808 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,393 What? You like soccer? 809 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:21,197 Yes! 810 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,318 Know what we have to do? 811 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,756 Go to the stadium together. It all looks bigger there. 812 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,233 The Vicente Calderon! 813 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:35,038 Sitting there with our pennants. Atleti! Atleti! 814 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,157 We'll have a fucking ball! 815 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,358 Wait a minute, Pepito. 816 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,110 What team do you support? 817 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,314 I'm... 818 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,037 I'm with Real Madrid. 819 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,829 I'll kill you! 820 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,708 But, Dad...! 821 00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,799 You're not my son. You're human garbage! 822 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:00,950 I'll kill you! 823 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,591 Let go! That's how children repay you! 824 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,113 You devote your life to them 825 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:07,828 and they stab you in the back! 826 00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,593 But I'm not even a member, I just support them. 827 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,399 How can a son of mine support such a lousy team? 828 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,710 Real Madrid! Give me a fucking break! 829 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:21,879 What's up, lard face? 830 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,234 You got a problem? 831 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,716 Have you got a problem? 832 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,950 You don't like your face? I'll change it for you! 833 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,430 Right! This English faggot and I are going to kick your heads in. 834 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,513 MISS RICCI'S HOTEL 835 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,715 All quiet, sir. 836 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,239 You don't look well. 837 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,039 I had some snails that disagreed with me. 838 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,358 - What's been happening? - We can't find Ordonez 839 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,318 and we arrested a suspect who keeps asking for you. 840 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,232 - A suspect? - Yes, that person. 841 00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,554 I've never seen him before. 842 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:02,314 Take him to the cell until he dries out. 843 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,550 Kid, I'm going to check out 844 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,274 how our charge is. 845 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:10,195 - See that we're not disturbed. - Whatever you say, sir. 846 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,395 Giannina! 847 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,679 Giannina! Sweetie! 848 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,990 Freeze! 849 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,912 Please, don't shoot! 850 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,269 Did my wife send you? 851 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:55,470 Your wife? 852 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,194 She's jealous, she's always imagining things. 853 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,874 Yes, that's right. Your wife sent me. 854 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,631 Don't do anything silly. 855 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,392 We can sort this out in a civilized way. 856 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:10,119 All right, that's it. 857 00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,635 And the next time, you should behave yourself. 858 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:14,518 She could be your daughter. 859 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,557 Look, she's got a virgin's tits. 860 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,115 What's going on? That thing's still hard. 861 00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:25,232 I'm taking Viagra. 862 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,753 Shit, Biafra! 863 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,871 You have to give me one of those. 864 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,600 You take it and the soldier stands to attention, right? 865 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,069 Hell, give me one. I'll even pay you. 866 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,751 Darling, don't listen to him. 867 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,593 It's a plot to ruin me. I'm not married. 868 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,990 - Creep! - Please, darling! 869 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,717 - Good evening. - Oh, it's you. 870 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,752 I have to see Giannina. 871 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,639 She's asleep. She had a press conference, she's exhausted. 872 00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,471 Sorry, sweetie. 873 00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,353 It's for security reasons. 874 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,636 This is outrageous, incredible! 875 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,474 We've made a complaint to your superiors! 876 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:08,199 Ma'am, don't get me angry. 877 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:10,590 Hey! What are you doing? 878 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,113 Giannina, you have to get up. 879 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,748 This is an emergency search. 880 00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:15,909 Routine. 881 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,470 - What are you talking about? - There may be explosives. 882 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,829 What? 883 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,838 The room should have been searched before. 884 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,275 Shut it, ma'am. 885 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,789 The room was searched thoroughly. 886 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:31,516 But the problem is the sheets. They're changed every day 887 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,394 and we've learned of the existence of a new... 888 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:35,555 fabric bomb. 889 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:39,229 Good heavens! 890 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,029 What knockers! 891 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,479 I've never seen anything like this. 892 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:45,390 Neither have I! 893 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,753 Neither have I! 894 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,310 Me neither! 895 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,150 It's like a zucchini. That's Vinagra for you. 896 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,275 It's a miracle. 897 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,799 Hey! Hey! 898 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,194 Who's going to take advantage of this now? 899 00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,549 This surveillance is terrible. 900 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:08,956 Yes, it is. 901 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,032 It's duller than alcohol-free beer. 902 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,994 You're right. 903 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,312 It's very quiet, isn't it? 904 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:25,355 How's about 905 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,513 we jerk each other off? 906 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,917 What do you mean, sir? 907 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,397 Do you think we're homosexuals? 908 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,957 Hey, have a bit of respect! I didn't insult you! 909 00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:39,916 Look, 910 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:42,557 - you're a man, right? - Of course. 911 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,394 - And you beat the meat? - Almost every day. 912 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,155 So a man touches your dick. 913 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:50,915 Yes. 914 00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,951 That doesn't make you a faggot. 915 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,195 No. 916 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,351 That's it. You're saying I'm right. 917 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,431 Come on, get it out. You'll like it! 918 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,670 No, wait a minute, don't make me do this. 919 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,637 - Get it out... - No, listen! 920 00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,353 Torrente, you owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey. 921 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,915 You owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey. 922 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,794 I don't understand it, Mr. Maqueda. 923 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,268 It's very odd. 924 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,754 It must be a police error. 925 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,354 Dad, Josito is a good friend of a secret police agent, 926 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:20,590 the best in the force. 927 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,035 Don't talk rubbish, love, wait for me here. 928 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,153 And this is the last time I'm going to help you 929 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,914 and this idiot with all your nonsense. 930 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,873 Your father's a good guy, 931 00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,917 for a judge, I mean. 932 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,390 It's a pity we always meet like this. 933 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,916 Why are you so stupid? How did you end up in the slammer? 934 00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,435 Love, I'm sure it was a misunderstanding. 935 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,315 Wait a minute. I'm going to the bathroom. 936 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,039 The bathroom? 937 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,595 What for? 938 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,072 No, love, it's not that. You know I've quit. 939 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:55,755 But with all the hassle I haven't shit since yesterday. 940 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,352 We're getting too involved. 941 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,673 It's one thing to turn a blind eye, 942 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,034 make things easier. 943 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:10,471 It's another to put a total cretin in charge of the operation. 944 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,875 We could be in big trouble, I mean it. 945 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,229 Take it easy. 946 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,793 Don't be such a chicken, Menendez. 947 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,989 Tomorrow they'll kill Ricci, 948 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,796 and we'll arrest the culprit immediately. 949 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:22,676 Montellini? 950 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,275 Hell, no! That idiot, Torrente. 951 00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,398 You're not serious! 952 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,670 - He's going to be the fall guy? - Of course. 953 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,632 All the incriminating evidence is ready. 954 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,479 We'll be in even bigger trouble. We put a dickhead in charge 955 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,790 and we're going to say he's corrupt as well. 956 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,638 Nothing can go wrong. 957 00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:44,757 Hey, 958 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,439 is this where you get your I.D.? 959 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,678 I need your services immediately. 960 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,718 Right away, Mr. Montellini. 961 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,871 No, Araceli, not you. 962 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,394 Send in Chastity. 963 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,678 Whatever you say, Mr. Montellini. 964 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:07,954 Very well. 965 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,272 I hope nothing goes wrong. 966 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:15,513 I wouldn't like to be forced to get involved in the matter. 967 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,637 Very well. Tomorrow, after the operation, 968 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,791 if all goes as expected, 969 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,351 you can pass by my office 970 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,029 and collect your second payment. 971 00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:28,708 Very well. 972 00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,117 Yes, that's excellent. 973 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,072 Yes, yes, that's fine. 974 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,798 Careful with the zip, dammit! 975 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,197 You owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey and I'm angry. 976 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,397 I know, Antonito, but I've changed. I'm going to pay you. 977 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,278 Have you got any cash? 978 00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:44,754 How much is it in euros? 979 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:48,435 36 euros, and it's 6,000 pesetas for whiskey. 980 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,033 You have to be serious. 981 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,918 I won't forget. 982 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,992 Money doesn't fall from the trees. 983 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,910 One of the clips from the rifle they're going to use tomorrow. 984 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:00,908 Ammunition 985 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,109 and a telescopic lens. 986 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,031 And 12,000 euros. That'll fix him. 987 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,073 Great! Let's go. 988 00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:12,357 I'll give you a discount of 10%, that's 8 euros, 989 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,432 which brings it down to 32 euros. 990 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:16,874 So you're not charging V.A.T. 991 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,711 - 32 euros. - I'll write you a check. 992 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,395 Let's have a drink. You have to talk these things over. 993 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,036 I don't want you coming home, don't dare turn up there. 994 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,430 We have to warn Torrente. He's in danger! 995 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,431 What are you on about? 996 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,592 There's a plot against him. They want to screw him. 997 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,990 - We have to help him. - He wants nothing to do with you. 998 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:39,912 You're a mug, a pushover. 999 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,117 How can you say that? He's like a father for me. 1000 00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:44,395 He loves me. 1001 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,356 That's him! 1002 00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:46,829 - Come on! - We're in trouble! 1003 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,877 Goodbye, Mr. Maqueda. I'm late. 1004 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:50,156 Come on, love. 1005 00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:51,797 But... 1006 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:52,996 What's going on? 1007 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,675 Can anyone tell me what's going on? 1008 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,314 - Get in your father's car. - I haven't got the keys. 1009 00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,234 No, he lent them to me when I was saying goodbye. 1010 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,350 Charlie 4! We've got a 3187 blue! 1011 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,597 Giannina! 1012 00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,152 Giannina! 1013 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:46,516 Come on. 1014 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,355 Be bad. 1015 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,277 Sir. 1016 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,632 Sir! Don Jose Luis! 1017 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,309 What's wrong? 1018 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,278 It's time. We have to transfer Miss Ricci. 1019 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,714 Yes, of course. 1020 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:06,793 I was pretending to be asleep. 1021 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,632 It's an old surveillance trick. 1022 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,028 I see. 1023 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,950 Better outside, there's more room. 1024 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,032 - They're waiting for us. - Let's go, that was a heavy one. 1025 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,351 All right, everybody ready? 1026 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,556 - Prepared? - Yes, sir! 1027 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,469 Where's Barragan? 1028 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,190 He got a better job handing out publicity. 1029 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,829 Camunas, are we rats or are we men? 1030 01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:38,475 We're men, sir. 1031 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,079 No, we're not men. 1032 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,310 Rats? 1033 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,948 We're supermen. 1034 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,873 - We're supermen! - Yes, sir! 1035 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:49,038 - We're Spaniards! - Yes, sir! 1036 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,195 - We're... - Excuse me. 1037 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:55,439 When you've finished with your little "testosteroneso" routine, 1038 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:57,033 can we go? 1039 01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,992 We are ready. 1040 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,998 Listen, ma'am, who gave you permission to be here? 1041 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,593 Don't you see you're in danger? 1042 01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,357 - There could be snipers up on... - Sir, that's impossible. 1043 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:11,436 Tellez and I have been combing the perimeter for two days. 1044 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:15,388 Are you contradicting me in front of this person? 1045 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,795 Do you want me to take disciplinary action... 1046 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,273 Everyone get down! 1047 01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,080 You two idiots! Find out where the shots came from! 1048 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:29,156 Linares! 1049 01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,829 Come on, Linares, for fuck's sake! 1050 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,319 Camunas! Contreras! 1051 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:40,515 They're coming from over there! 1052 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,078 Stop touching my tits! 1053 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,271 Ma'am, you're insulting me. 1054 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,074 We have to get out of here! 1055 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:52,996 Come on! 1056 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:53,797 Come on! 1057 01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:58,790 Come on! 1058 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,433 We need reinforcements! 1059 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:11,311 Meanwhile, we'll go to your room. You'll be safe there. 1060 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:12,635 Let's go! 1061 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,834 We were nearly killed, Giannina, 1062 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:19,197 and the truth is it made me think about things. 1063 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,838 Since the first day we met, 1064 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,515 I've been noticing things 1065 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,359 and I want... 1066 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:28,234 I want you to know 1067 01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,911 that I feel exactly the same for "toi". 1068 01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:33,995 Disgust? 1069 01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:35,595 Don't pretend. 1070 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,992 I know that ladies like you like rough, virile men like me. 1071 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:42,795 Yes, yes! 1072 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,479 - But that's nonsense. - I know, Giannina. 1073 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,792 I know it seems crazy, but at times, in life, 1074 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,160 you have to let yourself be swept along. 1075 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:00,317 Shit! 1076 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,435 Well done, kid. 1077 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:50,511 - They were good men. - Yes, we always lose the best. 1078 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,433 Sir, we found these things in the back of his car. 1079 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,671 They're part of the weapon used. 1080 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:56,636 In my car? 1081 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:58,438 My God! Is this yours? 1082 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,318 I've never seen it before. 1083 01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,794 Well, this... 1084 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,069 No, nor this. 1085 01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:04,355 I'll keep it as evidence. 1086 01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:07,916 I have to arrest you as a suspect in this attempted assassination. 1087 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,195 - You're joking, right? - I'm afraid not. 1088 01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,191 Don't try to resist. 1089 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,190 Kid... 1090 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,036 It's a set-up, get in! 1091 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:18,950 Stop! 1092 01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:20,036 Halt! 1093 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,829 Come on, let's go! 1094 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,389 Move! 1095 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,993 Don't shoot! 1096 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,110 Don't lose him. 1097 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,357 Step on it, kid! You won't lose your license for this. 1098 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:36,989 What license? 1099 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,359 It's the SWAT team! 1100 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,312 They must be really scared of me. 1101 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,428 The bastards are shooting at us! They've hit us! 1102 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,356 Those are just warning shots! 1103 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:08,876 They're shooting to kill! 1104 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:10,075 Fuck them! 1105 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:13,710 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1106 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,438 Go that way! Follow the truck! 1107 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,751 - What are you going to do? - You'll see, like in the Westerns. 1108 01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:33,229 You'll kill yourself! 1109 01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:09,869 Holy shit! 1110 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:12,629 Come on. 1111 01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,036 A bit more. 1112 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:32,195 Step on it! They're pissed off. 1113 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,749 They nearly killed us! 1114 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,877 Doesn't the judge have a gun in here? 1115 01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:00,553 Look in the glove compartment. 1116 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:05,673 A fuckable doll! Your father-in-law's a pervert. 1117 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:07,756 Get out! 1118 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:24,116 Shit! 1119 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,473 The doll fucked them! 1120 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,793 Instead of them fucking her, she fucked them! 1121 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,516 My God, this is a disaster. 1122 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,558 Love, how can you go to bed with your shoes on? 1123 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,799 They're after me like I was a common criminal, 1124 01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:45,435 an outlaw. 1125 01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:47,511 Don't let it get you down. 1126 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,389 They've screwed me. 1127 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:52,757 My honor, my prestige, all fucked to hell. 1128 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,560 Come on, it isn't all lost. 1129 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,031 You can still save that girl. 1130 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,875 They'll try to kill her again. 1131 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:04,429 Yes, but all my men are dead. 1132 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,589 And I... 1133 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:07,839 I'm on my own. 1134 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,156 Torrente, leave it to me. 1135 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,515 Well, 1136 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,917 it seems that the idiot you supplied in order to help me 1137 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,548 is being more efficient than you. 1138 01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:44,311 This has been an accumulation of unfortunate incidents. 1139 01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,192 We don't usually fail. 1140 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:50,912 You needn't make excuses. 1141 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,313 Giannina's appearance has been postponed until tomorrow. 1142 01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:02,396 That will be our last chance. 1143 01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,554 We understand, sir. 1144 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,834 Here we are. 1145 01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:13,674 Remember Cuco's cousin? 1146 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:14,796 Shit! 1147 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,554 As if I could forget him. 1148 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:18,439 Did you bring me that? 1149 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,238 - What? - What I asked you for. 1150 01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:23,153 Come on, love, I'm setting up Torrente's team. 1151 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:28,198 Shit, the only thing I asked you for! Screw Torrente! 1152 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,316 Idiot! Dickhead! 1153 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,431 Shit-for-brains! Fuck you! 1154 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,192 She's nervous about the wedding. 1155 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,635 This is Jose Maria. 1156 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:44,119 He graduated from your detective school, in Marbella. 1157 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,277 I can't place him. 1158 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,953 But, if he's got the diploma... 1159 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:51,635 Torrente, you're my idol. You and Monsignor Rouco Varela. 1160 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,518 That's very good, son. 1161 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,718 What's that spick doing here? 1162 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:58,070 Josito told me you needed help, 1163 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:01,755 and as you're helping me with my papers, here I am. 1164 01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:03,675 Thank you. 1165 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,156 Thank you, my Hispanic friend. 1166 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:09,993 I see that some of you have inherited 1167 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,475 Spanish generosity and nobility. 1168 01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:13,470 You are 1169 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,870 a degeneration of the race, it's true, 1170 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,719 but you've got a heart. 1171 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,515 I've got another surprise. 1172 01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:22,518 Dad, I know you're pissed off 1173 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,477 but I've brought some pals to help out. 1174 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,629 For fuck's sake! 1175 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:28,268 He says he's come to help me, with that scum! 1176 01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:29,839 Two Arabs and a black! 1177 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:32,919 Dad, we're all the same, these people are my friends. 1178 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,479 They've come to help you. 1179 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,598 The least you can do is treat them with respect. 1180 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,149 I'll fucking... 1181 01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:42,349 - You've got a filthy tongue! - Grandma. 1182 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,199 Weren't you dying? 1183 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:47,670 You swore on my deathbed that you'd take care of Pepito, 1184 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,479 your son, and I can't die in peace 1185 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:54,679 until you swear on your late father's Cross of Caravaca. 1186 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:57,269 Well, if it'll help you die, 1187 01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:58,954 in peace, I mean, 1188 01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:00,753 I'll swear on anything. 1189 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,076 But those Arabs... 1190 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,112 Give it to me. I'll swear. 1191 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,194 Go on, swear. 1192 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:11,749 Swear. 1193 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,948 I swear that I'll protect the boy. 1194 01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:19,157 I swear that I'll treat these people 1195 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,629 as if they were human beings 1196 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,514 in the eyes of the Lord. 1197 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:25,919 That's it, I've sworn. 1198 01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:29,078 You're not a bad person, Jose Luis. 1199 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,958 I prayed for you. 1200 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,634 I was on the verge of death, 1201 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:36,070 and with the gesture you've just made, 1202 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,394 you've given me life, Jose Luis. 1203 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,919 You've given me life. 1204 01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:46,798 Grandma! Grandma! 1205 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:48,909 Grandma! 1206 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:50,835 Stop it! 1207 01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:53,069 Grandma! 1208 01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,070 Grandma! 1209 01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,719 Stand back! 1210 01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:06,359 What are you doing? 1211 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,880 This is what I think of the Cross of Caravaca! 1212 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,111 And now, fuck off, you lot! 1213 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:21,158 Get out of here! Get out, I said! Get out! 1214 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:23,835 Where were we? 1215 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,313 I won't lie to you. 1216 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,830 This is possibly the most dangerous mission 1217 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,513 I've ever tackled. 1218 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:37,712 And I've tackled very dangerous missions. 1219 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,871 Yeah, handing out fines. 1220 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:41,996 Jose, Josito, 1221 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,833 tell your friend Damian 1222 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,719 to change his attitude or I'll relieve him of his duty. 1223 01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:49,838 Now, listen carefully, I won't explain this again. 1224 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:55,356 Remember that Nelson has to leave the truck back at 7:00. 1225 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:56,919 No! At 6:30! 1226 01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:00,078 This is what I get for working with amateurs. 1227 01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:06,558 We're losing control of this. 1228 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,113 We promised, Montellini, 1229 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,589 but now that Torrente is off the case 1230 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,274 I can't stop our normal force going into action. 1231 01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:15,874 I'm not too worried about that. 1232 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,758 It's all under control. 1233 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,279 We'll use the service entrance. 1234 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:35,954 Act natural so as not to arouse suspicion. 1235 01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,513 What are you doing here, sir? You're crazy! 1236 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:41,398 Everyone's looking for you! 1237 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,676 Kid, they set a trap for me. 1238 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,831 That chick's life is in danger. 1239 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:48,315 Someone in the force sold me out. 1240 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:50,033 You'll ruin me, sir. 1241 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:52,999 Juan Francisco, are you with me or against me? 1242 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:58,555 I'm with you! Onto death, Don Jose Luis! 1243 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:00,517 To the very end! 1244 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:01,915 Come on, let's go! 1245 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,196 - Who are this lot? - Come on. 1246 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,071 This has become personal for me. 1247 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:31,318 I don't see any place that a sniper could hide, 1248 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,631 so the assassin must be among the guests. Spread out. 1249 01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,074 Don't worry, kid. 1250 01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:48,754 My men are all infiltrated and controlling the situation, 1251 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:50,478 looking for the assassin. 1252 01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,558 Be a bit more careful! 1253 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:03,872 I've heard of jobs for slobs, but this is the limit! 1254 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,951 - Manolito, for heaven's sake. - What is this? 1255 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,356 - Forgive my friend, he's new. - New? 1256 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:12,198 Go fuck yourself. 1257 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:13,955 Sort it out. 1258 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,838 Social misfits should stay at home. 1259 01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:18,268 Look, Torrente. 1260 01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:21,068 - Have some water. - We shouldn't have to see them. 1261 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,714 - God should take them. - How can you say that! 1262 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,751 What kind of people did you bring? 1263 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,194 It's unbelievable. 1264 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:28,759 Excuse me a moment. 1265 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,635 Listen, kid. Aren't you ashamed? 1266 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,478 Is that what we taught you? 1267 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:42,875 I'm sorry, Torrente. 1268 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:44,999 It was 60. 1269 01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:46,354 It was 70. 1270 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:48,439 It's not to happen again. 1271 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:53,953 It'll be 80 next time. 1272 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:02,429 Look at that guy. 1273 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:05,511 He's acting very strangely. 1274 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,234 He looks Swedish. 1275 01:16:07,680 --> 01:16:10,114 - Look what he did! Let's get him! - Hang on, kid. 1276 01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:13,238 He's very big, he's the size of four men. 1277 01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:16,039 But you're an expert in martial arts. Come on! 1278 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:18,794 That's why. I know what I'm like. 1279 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,757 If I go on my own, I'll tear him apart. 1280 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,470 If we get all the boys, we can take him without hurting him. 1281 01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,710 But you can order him to halt. 1282 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:28,154 Yes, sir. 1283 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:35,354 Kid... 1284 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,516 Yes. 1285 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:38,551 We have to meet. Meeting point, 1286 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,996 latitude 2,0. There's a potential enemy. 1287 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:46,709 You're under arrest! 1288 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,519 You are now in the custody of the authorities, police 1289 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,636 and special forces of the State. 1290 01:16:56,520 --> 01:17:00,149 I don't think you really know what you're doing. 1291 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,115 Now, listen to me, listen to me. 1292 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:11,349 Wait a minute! 1293 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,471 It's not too late. 1294 01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:17,752 I advise you to surrender. 1295 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,076 Guys, Torrente says we're to meet up. Suspect at 11:15. 1296 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,709 Tell Torrente from me that he can 1297 01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:39,909 go fuck himself. 1298 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:50,193 Torrente! Torrente! 1299 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,750 Everyone go to black door 21. 1300 01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:58,797 Black door 21. Move your asses. 1301 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:17,038 Where are you going? Carry on with what you were doing. 1302 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:17,871 Don't worry about me. 1303 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:23,910 I'm scared, Giannina. 1304 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,991 You should cancel your speech. 1305 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:29,391 Nothing and no one is going to stop me 1306 01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:31,073 from saying what I have to say, 1307 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,558 even though I'm scared too. OK? 1308 01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:52,512 Don't be like that about it! 1309 01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,273 Bodyguard, dodge! 1310 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:01,317 Stay there! 1311 01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:03,716 You'll hurt yourself. 1312 01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:06,277 Ole! 1313 01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:20,073 - Jose Maria, do you have a knife? - Yes, but it's mine. 1314 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:21,275 How else will I get out? 1315 01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:23,670 I don't want to borrow it, I want you to cut those cables. 1316 01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:39,592 That's it, kid! Give it to him! 1317 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:44,029 That's it, you've got him now! 1318 01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:56,078 What's keeping you? Get him! 1319 01:19:57,760 --> 01:20:00,354 - Will it give me a shock? - Go on, do it! 1320 01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:07,351 The monster! 1321 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:08,756 It's the monster, kid! 1322 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,235 Well, that was a bit of luck. 1323 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,550 After this, they'll give us a medal. 1324 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:37,589 They're the assassins, 1325 01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:39,518 they wanted to kill that chick. 1326 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:40,749 But that's Salas. 1327 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:43,150 Don't worry, I'll sort this out. 1328 01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,590 What's going on here? 1329 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,274 Torrente, I don't know if you're a genius or an idiot, 1330 01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:51,589 but you're screwing us up. 1331 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,557 That bitch has to die. 1332 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,478 So if you'd just fucking stay still, 1333 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,596 I'd give you 5 million pesetas 1334 01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:00,672 so you can go and celebrate it. What do you say? 1335 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:04,835 What are you trying to tell me? Really! 1336 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:06,109 Ten million. 1337 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,349 In cash? 1338 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,149 What do you say? 1339 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,269 It's... 1340 01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:15,915 It's... 1341 01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:19,113 You should have said that first. Give me that. 1342 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:20,955 Come on, kid. 1343 01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:25,677 And now, you two go and earn your wages. 1344 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,432 Come on! Come on! 1345 01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:35,148 Let's go. There's nothing more we can do. 1346 01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,992 But they're going to kill her. 1347 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,435 Well, she has to die some day. 1348 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,353 I don't understand, I thought you cared about her. 1349 01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:44,351 Yes, the truth is 1350 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:48,312 it's a shame they're going to kill her before I screwed her 1351 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,357 but that's life. She should have been quicker. 1352 01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:55,991 I can't believe it. 1353 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,238 God exists. 1354 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:05,632 Fary! Fary! 1355 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,155 You're the greatest. 1356 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,998 Come on, Torrente, 1357 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:11,316 how is it that you, of all people, 1358 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:15,029 the bravest of the brave, are dodging out of this? 1359 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:18,636 You're not my Torrente, you have to stand up to them. 1360 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,833 You were always a bullfighter who tackled the bull. 1361 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,309 I didn't know what I was doing. 1362 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:26,277 Forgive me, Fary, I got carried away. 1363 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:29,358 You can't just walk away from these things. 1364 01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:32,154 You have to be elegant, and this isn't being elegant. 1365 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,550 You're a great guy who goes through life 1366 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,076 and you... 1367 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,874 You're Spanish! 1368 01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:40,196 I'm Spanish! 1369 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:41,628 Yes, I'm Spanish! 1370 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:43,395 Thanks, Fary! 1371 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,239 There, there. 1372 01:22:48,400 --> 01:22:50,789 His good side has come through. I'm never wrong. 1373 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:55,750 The son of a bitch! He's taken my wallet! 1374 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:59,117 Who were you talking to? Do you feel all right? 1375 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:02,909 Better then ever, kid. Come on, we have to save Giannina! 1376 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:23,917 I hope your plan works. 1377 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,355 She's about to announce the results of the report. 1378 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:27,270 Don't worry. 1379 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:38,316 They're going to flatten her! 1380 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:45,716 I'm Spanish. 1381 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:56,716 Get down! 1382 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,719 Do something! 1383 01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:12,993 - Do something, dammit! - It's him! He's the assassin. 1384 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:14,792 He's trying to kill Miss Ricci. 1385 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,036 Fire! 1386 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:17,996 Stop! 1387 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,590 - Don't fire. - He was the one who saved her! 1388 01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:21,710 Let go of me! 1389 01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:24,269 - Let go of me! - Hey, I saved your life! 1390 01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:26,198 - What are you waiting for? - Help! 1391 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,238 Help! He's insane! 1392 01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:29,668 I'm innocent! 1393 01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:33,077 I'm worried about the ducks too, and the dirty rivers! 1394 01:24:33,520 --> 01:24:34,999 - Kill him! - Stop! 1395 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:41,390 Dad! 1396 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:42,471 Dad! 1397 01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:44,677 Dad! 1398 01:24:44,840 --> 01:24:45,795 Josito! 1399 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:47,598 Shit! That's all we needed! 1400 01:24:50,560 --> 01:24:52,835 Give yourself up! Don't put up any resistance! 1401 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,312 - What a coward! - I love you. 1402 01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:56,995 Give me that. 1403 01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:58,549 That's enough nonsense. 1404 01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,795 I'm a policeman! 1405 01:25:06,960 --> 01:25:07,756 Dad! 1406 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:23,354 They've grabbed him. That boy's stupid. 1407 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:27,836 Hurry up! Give me that bitch or I'll kill your son! 1408 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,911 He called you a bitch. Do you know him? 1409 01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:31,190 Hurry up! 1410 01:25:32,440 --> 01:25:34,795 Come on, Torrente, it's all over. 1411 01:25:39,960 --> 01:25:41,712 Now, Mr. Salas! Now! 1412 01:25:46,600 --> 01:25:47,828 Come on! 1413 01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:11,590 Torrente, excellent work. 1414 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:13,792 I couldn't have done better. 1415 01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:17,115 And I'm very proud of you too, Juan Francisco. 1416 01:26:19,000 --> 01:26:20,513 They're the guys who wanted to... 1417 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:23,114 Let the man explain himself. 1418 01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:25,794 Take it easy, kid. You were very heroic too. 1419 01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:28,238 It was all part of a complex plan. 1420 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:31,434 It's normal that you don't understand. 1421 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:33,113 They're classified files. 1422 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:37,194 In any case, you've behaved like true professionals. 1423 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:40,671 We've been after Montellini and Petronosa for a long time, 1424 01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:43,798 and thanks to you and, of course, Miss Ricci, 1425 01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:45,837 it's the end for these swine. 1426 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:47,956 You will all be suitably rewarded. 1427 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:49,189 Ole! 1428 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:51,755 My love! 1429 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:00,908 Josito... 1430 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:07,835 Giannina... 1431 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:13,630 Dad... 1432 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:19,076 Jose Luis, could you give me back that ten million? 1433 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:20,992 It's part of the evidence. 1434 01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:27,511 A VETERAN POLICEMAN SAVES THE DAY 1435 01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:29,591 TORRENTE AWARDED A MEDAL 1436 01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:43,316 At last, justice has been done. 1437 01:27:43,480 --> 01:27:47,519 They've recognized our bravery and given us a worthy mission. 1438 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:52,228 But Don Jose Maria is about to arrive. 1439 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:54,189 How's it going, boys? 1440 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,673 We just have to connect a few cables and that's it. 1441 01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:00,115 - Right, Pepito? - Yes, it's almost ready, dad. 1442 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:01,669 Don't fuck up. 1443 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:04,758 - We had a problem grounding it. - Get a move on. 1444 01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:07,516 Don't leave all those tools lying around! 1445 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:10,035 My dad gives me orders, not you. 1446 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:14,159 I've had them change the whole security system. 1447 01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:16,396 These guys know nothing about this. 1448 01:28:16,560 --> 01:28:19,597 You must realize that we have more tradition 1449 01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:21,716 - and the latest technology. - I'll say. 1450 01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:25,837 - Shit, it's stuck to the joint. - I'll soon fix that. 1451 01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:30,877 For fuck's sake! We're going to screw it up. 1452 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,789 Guys! 1453 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:37,236 Mr. Bush, 1454 01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:38,790 may I? 1455 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:42,798 I'm sorting out this mess. 1456 01:28:43,280 --> 01:28:44,235 Guys... 1457 01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:48,677 It doesn't work, it must be American. 1458 01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:53,954 Speak more clearly. I'm Jose Luis Torrente. 1459 01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,634 I just want to see the installation. 1460 01:28:58,080 --> 01:28:58,956 No, no, three minute. 1461 01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:01,796 Three minute and stop. The noise stop. 1462 01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:07,914 For fuck's sake! 1463 01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:09,069 Guys! 1464 01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,676 All right, take it easy. 1465 01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:13,319 I'll have to do it myself. 1466 01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,232 Fucking hell! 1467 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:31,798 I can't take you guys out of Spain. 1468 01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:33,313 - Don Jose Luis! - Torrente! 1469 01:29:33,480 --> 01:29:34,356 Dad!