Vic [VO]: Space.
It's like,
really...
really.....
really big, dude.
And it's got all sorts of stuff in it, too!
I'm talkin' about aliens, humans,
canyons, spaceships...
Those little peppers wrapped in bacon, stuffed with cheese.
Ooh~! Hits the spot every time.
Muy delicioso, dude.
Yep! There's lots of stuff in space, amigo.
But there's even more stories. And I heard 'em all.
My name is Vic. (singing) 555-VICK.
And I can open the window to a whole galaxy full of stories
you never even knew existed.
See what I did there?
That's a segue. We were talking about windows.
Window shows up. Creates intrigue.
Now we're almost to the good part....
Some stories are funny, some stories are not.
Some of them look kind of weird, and some of them might be about
folks you never even heard of.
The whole Red vs Blue-niverse is about ready to bust open, compadre!
Come with me,
and let me be your guide.
SFX: [crescendo, crash]
Agent Carolina: What the hell was that?!
Agent North: I think it was a window?
Agent Wyoming: Knock, knock!
Agent South: He said window, not door.
Agent York: A window? Just on its own?
York: I mean, not attached to anything?
479er: What the hell's a window doing in the middle of space?!
Agent Washington: I don't know! Just keep flying!
SFX: [pew pew, pew pew]
SFX: [dramatic music]
SFX: [woosh, dink, crash]
Sarge: What the heck was that?!
Caboose: I think it was a logo.