-但轮到你了 -我不想去 - But it's your turn. - No, I don't want to.
嘘 Shh!
艾芙莉你不能对妈妈嘘来嘘去的 这太 Avery, I am your mother. Don't shush me, it's--
没什么 她不过在表达意见而已 It's okay. She's expressing herself.
-嘘 -艾芙莉你不能对爸爸嘘来嘘去的 - Shh! - Avery, I am your father.
别吵醒斯坦 他大概是病了 Guys, don't wake up Stan. I think he's sick.
我怎么叫他他也不过来 He won't come when I call and all he does is lay around
就躺在自己那滩口水里一个劲儿喘气 in a pool of his own drool, breathing through his mouth.
你是在说斯坦还是泰勒 Are you describing Stan or Tyler?
斯坦也不吃饭了 Stan's also not eating.
那就不会是泰勒 Well, that is not Tyler.
他正赖在床上尝试 He's up in bed right now trying to gnaw through
狼吞虎咽下一袋冻鱼条 a package of frozen fish sticks.
我找到几个符合他症状的病 像是 I've found several diseases that match Stan's symptoms. They're--
其实亲爱的 Uh, actually, sweetie,
咱们别在妈妈面前谈这个 let's not get into this in front of your mother;
她有点 有点容易被影响 She's a bit, let's say, prone to suggestion.
我没有 I am not.
噢 我亲眼所见啊 Oh, I have seen it happen.
哪怕某人说到一个小喷嚏 If someone even mentions a sneeze,
你就会突然打喷嚏 suddenly you have to sneeze.
这怎么可能 真是无稽之谈 That is not true at all and I resent the accusation.
这房间灰尘太多了 The room is very dusty.
我没那么容易受影响 只是对灰尘过敏 I'm not suggestible, I'm a bad duster.
我把斯坦的病排除到剩下三种可能 I've narrowed Stan's diagnosis down to three possibilities.
怠倦症在南加州很常见 Languortosis is common in Southern California.
最初的症状是嗜睡 The primary symptom is lethargy,
但也会伴随着全身发冷和喉咙干涩 but it also comes with chills and a dry throat.
我挺好的 I'm fine.
但斯坦既没有发冷也没有喉咙干涩 But Stan doesn't have chills or a dry throat,
所以我想应该是发蔫儿综合征 so I thought it might be droopdacoccus.
他们所谓的“发蔫儿” "The droops," As they are called,
会带来左眼后方的刺痛 also give you sharp pain behind the left eye.
噢 我想应该是右眼 Oh, uh, I think it's the right eye.
大概是任何一只眼睛 Oh, I guess it could be either eye.
或者是两只 Or it could be both.
但我不觉得斯坦得了那种病 But I don't think Stan has that,
所以另一种可能就是 so the other possibility would be k-9-fatigation.
这种病会让你疲倦并且伴随着奇痒 It makes you tired, but it also comes with a terrible itch.
妈妈你还好吗 Mom, are you okay?
很好啊 我没什么特别的症状 我超好的 I'm fine. I'm not experiencing any symptoms. I'm fine.
我们还是赶紧请兽医吧 I really think we should call the vet, though.
快去吧 Yes, go call the vet.
我好的不能再好了 只是这毛衣是羊毛的 Fine. Finer than fine. This sweater is wool.
- 明明是棉的 - 是羊毛的 - It's cotton. - It's wool!
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狗狗博客 第一季第九集 Dog With a Blog S01E09 Stan Stops Talking
斯坦肯定生病了 I know that there's something wrong with Stan!
那兽医根本不知道自己在说什么 That vet doesn't know what she's talking about!
人家的文凭可在墙上挂满了呢 Her wall is lined with diplomas.
你的不也是么 So is yours!
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我太了解我的狗了 I just know my dog,
他肯定有哪儿不对劲 and I know that there's something going on.
是啊 医生不是提到什么抑郁之类的吗 Well, the doctor did mention depression.
没准就是抑郁呢 We should consider it.
噢 看看他 Aw. Look at him.
他多消沉啊 真让人伤心 He certainly looks depressed. It's so sad.
那也很让人伤心 不过原因不太一样 That's sad, too, but for a different reason.
斯坦最近和其他抑郁的狗一样 Well, Stan has been doing things that depressed dogs do,
满屋子撒尿 like peeing in the house.
我得带着这一大罐子水去躺下歇歇 I'm gonna take my large water bottle and go lie down.
我得看着她 I'd better keep an eye on her.
我很担心斯坦啊 I'm really worried about Stan.
有那么一点担心妈妈 不过真的很担心斯坦 A little worried about mom, but really worried about Stan.
他没事的 爸妈看起来都不是很担心 He'll be fine. Mom and dad don't seem that worried.
那是因为他们不知道事情有多严重 Yeah, because they don't even know how bad it is.
我们没法儿告诉他们最糟糕的部分 We can't even tell them the worst part--
斯坦不说话了 That Stan has stopped talking!
斯坦真的说过话吗 Are we sure he ever talked?
他们说我有非常活跃的想象力 I've been told I have a very active imagination.
但我可没有 我每天晚上都做同样的梦 But I don't. Every night I have the same exact dream.
老梦见一个俄罗斯老女人嚷嚷逼我喝汤 A little old russian woman yells at me to eat my soup.
可能是我害了你 That's probably my fault.
每天晚上我都会去你房间嚷嚷 Every night I come into your room and say,
“快喝你的汤 快喝你的汤” "Eat your soup! Eat your soup!"
你干嘛这样啊 Why would you do that?
因为活跃的想象力 Told you, I have a very active imagination.
别管汤不汤的了 我们得集中解决斯坦的问题 Guys, forget the soup. We need to focus on Stan.
我一定要弄清楚他到底怎么了 And I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
嘿 我们非常爱你 也很担心你 Hey, we love you more than anything and we're really worried.
请和我们说说话吧 Please, talk to us.
你怎么了 What's wrong, buddy?
也许他没听见 Maybe he can't hear us.
伙计 你怎么了 What's wrong, buddy?!
我跟爷爷就这么说话 Works with grandpa.
我不明白 为什么斯坦不说话了呢 I don't understand. Why would Stan stop talking?
也许他一抑郁就不说话了 Maybe he stopped talking when he started getting depressed.
大家好好想想 他从什么时候变成这样了 Everybody concentrate. When did this all begin?
从我们住在一起 Well, when we all moved in together,
爸妈觉得养狗会让我们团结一点 mom and dad thought a dog would help us bond.
我是说斯坦什么时候变抑郁了 No, do you remember when Stan started acting strange?
你说那个啊 Oh, that!
上周二 四点十二分 Yeah, last Tuesday at twelve after four.
那是我在食品卡车干得最开心的一天 I just had the world's greatest day working at the Food Truck.
- 遇见美女啦 - 比那个还开心 - You met a girl? - Better!
遇见“培根腿”美女啦 You met a girl with feet made of bacon?
我还以为“培根腿”只是一个传说 I thought bacon foot was just a legend!
没有什么“培根腿” There is no bacon foot.
别告诉我“大足火腿野人”也不存在 Please don't tell me there's no ham-squatch.
我开心是因为妈妈同意在 I had a great day 'cause I got mom to hire
食品卡车开克洛伊的生日派对了 the Food Truck to cater Chloe's birthday party!
三十个吃玉米卷的小孩 Thirty kids eating tacos!
噢 地上肯定掉满了松软可口的肉 Oh, there's gonna be loose meat all over the floor!
我对在食品卡车的工作相当在行 You know, I'm pretty good at this Food Truck thing.
总有一天我要拥有自己的卡车 Hey, one day, I'll have my own truck
我要开遍整个国家 And I'll drive around the country
永不回头 And never look back!
除非我要从车位当中倒出去 Except for when I'm backing out of a space,
或者倒车进一个车位 或者变道 Or backing into a space, or changing lanes.
我是无忧无虑却又负责的司机 I'm a free spirit but a responsible driver.
别担心 Don't worry.
我不会忘记你这个最好的朋友 I've not forgotten my best friend in the whole world!
剩饭菜 Leftovers!
你的最爱 It's your favorite!
烤肉末和炸脆骨 Grill scrapings and fryer gristle.
还有像是鸟嘴的东西 And something that looks like a beak.
不用了谢谢 No, thanks.
拜托你不是一直很饿吗 Oh, come on. You're always hungry.
可好吃了 看看有多美味啊 It's good. Look how good it is.
美味佳肴啊 It's so good!
斯坦有点不对劲 There's something wrong with Stan.
是吗 斯坦吗 Really? With Stan?
我想吃烤肉末和炸脆骨 I want grill scrapings and fryer
还有那个像鸟嘴一样的东西 gristle and something that looks like a beak!
那不是重点 That wasn't the point of the story.
那是重点之一 It was one of the points.
他为什么不吃啊 不像他啊 Why wouldn't he eat? That's not like him.
我发现他不对劲的时候 I remember when I first noticed something strange.
是在客厅里 I was in the family room...
老爸 你好吗 Oh, hey, dad. What's up?
瞧瞧你 Apparently you.
你踩着高跷干什么呢 Are those stilts? What are you doing?
就想延伸一下我的腿而已 Just, uh, stretching my legs.
踩高跷的人都这么开玩笑 Classic stilt-walker joke.
亲爱的 如果你是想这样加入篮球队 Sweetheart, if this is about wanting to join the basketball team,
你可以抢到很多篮板 You may grab a lot of rebounds
不过你根本没法参与防守 But you are never gonna get back on d.
我在研究大学的事情 I'm researching colleges.
我知道我才六年级 And yes, I know I'm only in sixth grade,
但我考虑直接跳过九 十年级 But I plan on skipping ninth and tenth.
跨过它们吗 By stepping over them?
大学希望 The colleges want
我们有与众不同的课外活动 extracurricular activities that are, well, unique.
又是学习又是啦啦队又是义工 Between classes, cheerleading, and your volunteer work,
你不觉得自己已经很了不起了吗 Don't you think you have enough balls in the air?
我就是打算这样结尾的 Well, actually, that's my big finish.
（注：字面意思是“把球扔在空中”）
如果你同意我可以在克洛伊派对上表演 You know, I could do this for Chloe's birthday party if you want.
听上去会很精彩 Oh, that sounds like fun.
你在上面能顺便把那千年老气球弄下来吗 You know, while you're up there, can you grab that old balloon?
好的 Oh, yeah.
“祝你生日快乐 泰泰” "Happy ninth birthday, Ty Ty"?
噢 你找到我的气球了 Oh, yay! You found my balloon!
当他看见气球上写着“祝你四十岁生日快乐” My biggest fear is he'll have the
的时候就不会是这个反应了 same reaction to the balloon that says, "Happy fortieth."
斯坦 你咬我的大学指南干什么 Stan! What are you doing to my college catalogs?!
咬着吃呗 Eating them.
离你上大学还早着呢 It's gonna take you years to get through college.
不出几个小时 In a couple hours, I'm gonna
我就可以去后院排泄掉所有这些课程 go out to the backyard and pass all these courses.
你要在我的派对上玩杂技 You're doing circus tricks at my party?
那不是重点 That wasn't the point of the story.
是重点之一 It was one of the points.
斯坦嚼大学指南的样子 You know, Stan was chewing
像是对它们有什么深仇大恨 those college catalogs like he was mad at them.
至少他还在说话 At least he was still talking.
是啊 说得好 泰泰 Yes, he was, ty ty. Good point.
我记着我发现他抑郁低沉 I can tell you when I first noticed he was depressed.
好像是在昨天 I remember it like it was yesterday.
什么时候 When was it?
昨天 Yesterday.
你们找我说话干嘛 我又有麻烦了吗 Why'd you want to talk to me? Am I in trouble?
你怎么会有麻烦呢 Why would you be in trouble?
你们都不知道我肯定不知道 绝对是泰勒干的 If you don't know, I don't know. Tyler did it.
我是无辜的 我爱你们 好吧别拷问我了 Nothing. I love you. Fine, stop grilling me!
我口袋里是有几只虾 I have shrimp in my pocket!
那我们等会儿再解决口袋藏虾的问题 Okay, well, we'll deal with the pocket shrimp later.
首先 克洛伊 First, Chloe,
我们本来想和你讨论一下 We wanted to talk to you about your very,
你非常非常非常特别的七岁生日派对 very, very special seventh birthday party.
我们俩讨论很久了 Yes, we've been discussing it quite a bit
显然七岁生日是个大日子 And apparently seven is a really, really big deal--
我爸妈忘记我七岁生日的时候我都崩溃了 My parents forgot my seventh birthday. I was devastated.
是啊 他们把你放在奶奶家 自己钓鱼去了 Yes. They went fishing, they left you at grandma's,
奶奶让你在她背上挤乳液 Grandma made you put lotion on her back.
他们给我带回来一条鳟鱼 我叫它里奥 They brought me back a trout. I named him Leo.
他们把它煮了让我吃 They made me eat him.
班尼特 说说派对 Bennett, the party?
那算不上什么派对 It wasn't really a party,
只是一个纪念里奥生命的小聚会 More a small gathering to celebrate Leo's life.
我是说克洛伊的派对 Chloe's party!
好的 好的 Right, right.
嗯 克洛伊我们想知道 Um, Chloe, we want to know
你梦想中的派对是什么样的 what the party of your dreams might be.
我还没想过 Well, I haven't really thought about it.
我喜欢有外星生物的美人鱼派对 But I'd like a mermaid party with space creatures,
有弹弹屋和动物园的动物 没有男生 A bouncy house, zoo animals, and... no boys.
亲爱的 那太奢侈了 Honey, that's awfully extravagant.
里奥会喜欢的 Leo would have liked it.
什么时候能说到斯坦那部分啊 Are you ever gonna get to the Stan part?
哪部分 哦对 The what? Oh, right.
我可以让他们在我的派对里加个宠物园 I could probably get them to throw in a petting zoo for my party.
你想追着山羊乱跑吗 You wanna chase around some goats?
鹅怎么样 Maybe some geese?
你一叫 它们就会乱鸣 If you bark, they'll honk.
你别乱鸣 它们会杀了你的 But don't honk-- they'll kill you.
好吧我开玩笑的 斯坦 I was just kidding, Stan.
你怎么了 What's the matter?
你怎么不说话了 Why aren't you talking?
斯坦不能说话了 斯坦不能说话了 Stan can't talk. Stan can't talk!
斯坦不能说话了 Stan can't talk!
什么 斯坦不能说话了 What? Stan can't talk!
他当然不能啊甜心 Well, of course he can't, sweetheart.
我以为里奥能说话 I thought Leo could talk.
但当他让我去拧松奶奶的助步器时 But when he told me to loosen the screws on grandma's walker,
我知道只是我在乱想罢了 I knew it was just in my head.
我知道斯坦怎么了 I know what's going on with Stan!
想想吧 Think about it.
我们三个故事里都出现的 What's one common thread running through
和斯坦有关的线索是什么 All of the stories when we were with Stan?
我们都提到了克洛伊的生日派对 All of us mentioned Chloe's birthday party.
他第三次听到的时候就不再说话 He stopped talking the third time he heard about it.
我的出生又不是我的错 It's not my fault for being born.
我不觉得 怎么会呢 I don't think. How does that work?
不不 斯坦很沮丧 No, no, Stan is upset
因为我们都有生日而他没有 because we all have birthdays and he doesn't.
他是被收养的 没人知道他的生日 He's a rescue. No one knows when he was born.
所以只有一种办法能让他开心起来 Therefore, there's only one way to pull him out of his funk.
给他喝汤 Bring him soup!
不对 我有个计划 Uh, no. But I do have a plan.
惊喜 生日快乐 Surprise! Happy birthday!
等等斯坦 回来好吗 今天是你的新生日 Wait, Stan, come back, okay? Today's your new birthday!
我们知道你为什么难过了 Yeah, we found out that's why you're depressed,
所以我们给你办了个派对 so we're throwing you a party!
我们做了加牛肠的肝脏蛋糕 We made liver cake with beef intestines.
原来是那部分最有嚼劲啊 Oh, that's what the chewy part was.
斯坦 我们为你办了派对 好好玩吧 Stan, we threw you this party. Have some fun!
你知道什么最好玩吗 当然是捡球游戏啦 Ooh! You know what's always fun? Playing fetch.
去捡吧 去捡吧 You gonna get it?! You gonna get it?!
快去 快去 Go get it! Go!
球球 Ball!
克洛伊 小心 Chloe, look out!
克洛伊你还好吗 没事吧 Chloe, are you okay? You all right?
你小心点啊 You gotta be careful!
斯坦 你终于说话了 Stan, you talked!
所以呢 So?
你为什么一直不说话呢 So why haven't you been talking?
有什么意义呢 What's the point?
什么叫有什么意义 What do you mean, what's the point?
派对很棒 但我不是因为那个而不开心 Look, the party's nice and all, but that's not what has me down.
我听到你们说话了 你们都要离开我了 I heard you guys talking. You're all gonna leave me.
不会的 No, we're not.
你要上大学了 You're going to college.
泰勒 你要驾驶食物卡车 Tyler, you're gonna get a food truck
开遍全国了 and drive all over the country.
还有克洛伊 你要长一岁了 And Chloe, you're another year older
换句话说一只脚已经踏进坟墓了 and practically have one foot in the grave.
什么 What?!
我是说一只脚已经踏出家门了 I meant "One foot out the door."
放我一马吧 我难过得用不好成语了 Cut me some slack, I'm bummed out and bad with idioms.
斯坦 我们很长时间以内都不会离开的 Look, Stan, we're not leaving for a long, long time.
但总有一天要离开 But it's going to happen.
那么还有什么意义呢 So what's the point?
我们得帮帮他 We've got to get him some help.
帮他 我一只脚都进坟墓了 Him? I got one foot in the grave!
病人W持续将他对星球大战的迷恋 Patient W continues to take his
发展到为一种病态的程度 obsession with star wars to an unhealthy level.
今天他说的一切都和使用“原力”有关 Today, all he would talk about was using "the force."
要是真有用就好了 It would be really cool if that worked.
爸爸 Dad?
进来怎么不敲门啊 You will knock before entering this room.
你绝地武士的伎俩对我没用 Your jedi mind tricks will not work on me!
你还好吗 Oh, well, how cool are you?
不太好 Not very.
爸爸 Um, dad,
我能问你一个心理问题吗 Can I ask you a psychological question?
随便问 你怎么了呢 You can ask me anything. Are you having a problem?
我没事 Uh, no, not really.
不过我有个朋友 他有点沮丧 But I have this friend, um, and he's kind of depressed.
他发现他的生活充满了变数 He just realized that life is always changing.
他 他 他是谁 你们学校的吗 He? He? What "He" Is this? Is this someone from school?
就只是一个有趣的尖刻的 Oh, it's just a funny, sarcastic guy
和我在公园里玩过几次的家伙 That I play with at the park sometimes.
什么 他多大了 What?! How old is this guy?
其实 没人知道他真正的生日 Well, uh, nobody really knows his real birthday.
大概四五岁吧 He maybe only be four or five.
那么小就一个人在公园里玩 And he's hanging out in the park by himself?
其实也不是一个人 Well, not exactly by himself.
我带他去的 他更像二十八岁 I take him there. And he's more like 28.
什么 你还有个二十八岁的男性朋友 What?! You have a male friend who's 28?!
等等 我知道了 Wait a second. I know what's going on here.
真的假的 I doubt it.
根本就没什么奇怪的公园里的朋友 是吧 There is no strange friend from the park, is there?
就是你自己 This is about you.
你太厉害了 Wow, you are really good.
我要是不厉害就不会把广告打在公交车站的长椅上了 Well, I couldn't put it on a bus bench if it wasn't true.
我太厉害了 -班尼特·詹姆斯博士
说说吧 怎么回事儿 So, tell me what's going on.
我不知道你有没有过这种感觉 I don't know if you've ever felt like this,
有一天我醒来感觉到 But the other day I woke up and it just hit me:
每个人都在成长 Everyone grows up.
嗯 Okay.
他们渐行渐远 不再回来 And they move away. Forever.
就是说有一天 很快 And that means that someday, someday pretty soon,
我们全家就不能在一起了 Our family won't be together anymore.
我爱我们的家 我不想这样 And I love our family. I don't want it to end.
我也不想 I don't want it to end either.
噢 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
一切都太快了 是吧 It just goes so fast, you know?
怎么才能阻止这一切发生呢 I mean, how do we stop this from happening?
我们怎么才能控制自己的感觉 How do we deal with our feelings?
爸爸 你不用去换公交站的广告 Dad, you don't want to have to change your bus bench ad.
也许我没那么厉害 -班尼特·詹姆斯博士
好吧 我们感觉到的 Okay, what we are feeling--
你感觉到的是很自然的 What you are feeling-- is natural.
尤其是你全身心筹划你未来的时候 Especially if you spend all your time dwelling on the future.
但我知道怎么去改善 But I know how to make it better.
怎样做呢 How?
活在当下 Live your life in the present.
现在就是一种礼物 See, the present is a gift.
享受现在 等到未来到来的时候 Enjoy what you have now and, well, by the time
才有自信去迎接去面对 the future comes, you'll be ready for it.
如果没有自信呢 But what if you're not?
亲爱的 你一直拥有 Somehow, honey, you always are.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks, dad.
嘿 帮我一起开开门吧 Hey, you wanna help me open the door?
没问题 Yes, I do.
我想你们想来点点心 I thought you might want a snack.
没错 I did want a snack.
嘿 我研究了一下你的臆想病 Hey, I've been doing some research on your hypochondria,
你也知道你对症状的过激反应 You know how you're so susceptible to symptoms,
有个很少见的描述叫做“照顾癫狂症” And I came across this rare form called "Nurture-omania."
天哪 我可能是个“照顾癫狂症” Oh, my gosh, I might be a nurture-omaniac.
那到底是什么 What is it?
就是说夫妻有一方 Well, uh, it says it's where a spouse
变得对对方无微不至 Becomes obsessed with taking care
满足伴侣的一切需求 of their partner's every need.
开玩笑吧你 班尼特 什么“照顾癫狂症” Very funny, Bennett. "Nurture-omania."
我现在真想给你搓背 Oh, I really want to rub your back right now
再给你做个煎蛋饼 不过我不会做的 And make you a frittata, but I am not going to.
我在想我的派对 I was thinking about my party.
太好了 我们把一切都订好了 Oh, good, because everything is booked:
美人鱼啊 外星生物啊 the mermaid, the space creatures,
弹弹屋啊 动物园动物啊 当然没订男生 the bouncy house, the zoo animals, and no boys.
我改主意了 I changed my mind.
什么 What?!
别不要弹弹屋了啊 Don't cancel the bouncy house!
我们专门多付了一个小时成人专用时间的钱 We paid for an extra hour for adult bouncy time.
我还想玩空翻呢 I was gonna try a flip.
我想做个时尚派对 I wanna do a fashion party.
不行 已经来不及了 我们不再改了 No, no, no. It's too late. We are not changing everything.
照她说的做吧 亲爱的 Maybe we should just give it to her, hon.
孩子们在我们身边的时间太短了 I mean, the kids are here for such a short time,
很快他们就长大然后离开了 Then they grow up and move away.
就是啊 我一只脚都踏入坟墓了 It's true. I've got one foot in the grave.
很快我们就再也见不到他们了 Soon, we're never gonna see 'em again.
给我一张纸巾好吗 Will you hand me a tissue?
不 我不要 我不会做你想让我做的 No, I will not. I will not nurture you in any way.
想吃煎蛋饼吗 How do you want your frittata?
斯坦 斯坦 我知道你在下面 Stan? Stan? I know you're under there.
我看见你的尾巴了 I can see your tail.
好消息 好消息 Look, I've got great news!
我知道你怎么了 I've figured out what's going on with you!
我知道怎么把你从床下面弄出来 I know what'll get you out from under the bed.
我知道你想舔它们 I know you want to lick 'em!
我穿了羊毛厚袜子所以千万别闻 I wore thick wool socks and shoes that don't breathe.
这小猪可是咸咸的哦 This little piggy is very salty.
斯坦 我和爸爸谈过了 Stan, I talked to dad
我知道怎么让你开心了 and I know how to snap you out of this.
没错 你说的对 我们都在长大 Yes, you're right; we're all gonna grow up.
但当下是一种礼物 But the present is a gift.
如果花大把的时间忧虑未来 And if we spend all of our time worrying about the future,
我们就会错过当下的美好 we'll miss everything great about life right now:
比如一起散步 Like taking walks together,
在公园里扔球 and throwing balls around in the park,
舔我的脚趾 And licking between my toes.
我碰也不想碰你的脚趾 I don't want to get attached to your toes
因为它们就要去没有我的地方上大学了 when they're just gonna go off to college someday without me.
但是还没有啊 But they haven't yet.
我听见大脚趾和食指说 And I hear between the big toe and the second toe,
它们在计划一个间隔年 they're thinking about taking a gap year.
（注：指高中毕业后，上大学之前用来旅行的一段时间）
你以为一个破玩笑就能让我出来吗 Do you really think that joke is gonna get me out of here?
噢 我可以加点花生酱在上面 Ooh! I can put some peanut butter on them.
拜托 如果我的花生脚趾和爸爸说的话 Come on, if my peanut butter toes and what dad said
都不能让你开心那我也无能为力了 can't snap you out of this, well, then that's it.
我很苦恼 斯坦 我江郎才尽了 I'm really worried, Stan. I don't have any more ideas.
噢 花生酱 我的最爱啊 Ooh, peanut butter! My favorite!
我拿了啊 Maybe I'll just take that.
泰勒 不要 Tyler, you don't want to do that.
谁都就阻止不了我 Who's gonna stop me?
是没人可以 I guess no one.
难以置信 美人鱼 外星生物 Unbelievable-- after mermaids and space creatures
还有公主她都不要 最后就选了这个 and princesses, this is what she picked.
你不得不承认 克洛伊主题派对是很独特的 You gotta admit, a Chloe-themed party is very original.
生日快乐 Happy birthday!
我在想什么啊 太可怕了 What was I thinking? This is freaky!
什么可怕 What's freaky?
首先 这些网上盛传的 First, I will amaze you...
五分钟速成视频教我的 With contortions taught to me by...
扭体动作很惊人吧 A series of five-minute online videos.
别弯变形了 Don't get bent out of shape.
扭体运动员老开的玩笑 Classic contortionist joke.
嘿 我的脚还有股花生酱的味道 Hey, my feet still smell like peanut butter.
甜心 我觉得你吓到小客人了 Sweetie, I think you're scaring the guests.
那他们看到我胫骨骨折的时候肯定很开心 Oh, then they're gonna love it when my tibia snaps.
我被卡住了 你能帮帮我吗 I'm stuck. Can you help me out of this?
好的 Oh, yeah.
我一会儿就回来 I'll be right back!
你错过我的精彩谢幕了 Hey, you missed my big finish.
爸爸和三个克洛伊才帮我恢复原形 It took dad and three Chloes to get me unfolded.
你怎么不参加派对 Why aren't you at your party?
那么多克洛伊真是烦死我了 All those Chloes are freaking me out.
我还以为克洛伊派对是你梦寐以求的 But I thought a Chloe party was what you wanted.
在我脑海里的时候它的确是好主意 It was a good idea in my head,
但我现在觉得就像所有人都在拿我开玩笑 But now it feels like everyone is making fun of me.
太好了 你恢复原形了 Oh, good, they got you unfolded.
我还以为我要成服侍犬了呢 I thought I was gonna have to become a service dog.
我们的生日女孩怎么了 What's wrong with the birthday girl?
她不喜欢她的派对 She doesn't like her party.
什么 你不想错过你的七岁生日吧 What? You don't wanna miss your seventh birthday.
你只有一个七岁 You only turn seven once.
也许你该试着去享受 Maybe you should try to enjoy it,
因为一旦过去了 就 Because once it's gone, it's...
一旦过去了就怎么了 Once it's gone, what?
一旦过去了 就再也回去不去了 Once it's gone, you never get it back again.
你永远都回不到这天了 You never get this day back again.
我也不想再回到今天 I don't want this day back again.
安静点 我想到了点别的 Quiet. We're onto something else.
如果我花大把的时间忧虑未来 If I spend all my time worrying about the future,
我就会错过当下的美好 I'll miss everything great about life right now.
我就是这么给你说的 That's exactly what I said to you.
不 明明是我自己想出来的 No, I'm pretty sure I came up with that on my own.
在来这个家之前我从来不会伤心 The thing is, before I came to this family,
因为我从来不曾拥有 所以也就不害怕失去 I never got sad like this because I never had so much to lose.
这就是在这个世上 Well, that's the price you pay for
拥有你爱的人要付出的代价 having people in your life that you love so much.
那是值得的 Then it's totally worth it.
我真后悔没有在你用吐司 Oh, my one regret is that I didn't lick your toes
擦上花生酱之后舔舔你的脚趾 after you smeared that peanut butter toast on them.
那不会是我吃的花生酱吐司吧 That's not the peanut butter toast I ate, is it?
你说没人能阻止你 You said I couldn't stop you.
我不知道到底是哪个很烦心 I don't know what's more disturbing--
是我吃了那吐司呢 还是事实上我挺喜欢那吐司的呢 The fact that I ate it, or the fact that I liked it!
嘿 我糟糕的生日怎么办 Hey, what about my stinky birthday?
我有主意了 I have an idea.
好了 他是只好狗狗 Okay! He's a good boy!
我学会了不去忧虑未来而是珍惜现在 So, I learned to stop worrying and enjoy the present.
我还创造了一句话作纪念 I even invented a little saying to remember that:
现在是一种礼物 The present is a gift.
肯定是我创造的 I'm pretty sure I came up with that.
我觉得是时候 Anyway, I decided it was time
给自己办个生日派对了 to have a birthday party for myself.
我希望有个独一无二的主题 I just wish I'd come up with a different theme.
克洛伊是对的 Chloe was right.
那真是太烦心了 It totally freaked me out.
派对真棒啊 That was quite a party.
我要把克洛伊送上床了 I'm gonna take Chloe upstairs and put her to bed.
我才把她安顿在沙发上 I just tucked Chloe in on the couch.
克洛伊在公园里睡着了 该带她上床了 Chloe conked out at the park. I'm taking her up to bed.
克洛伊 Chloe!