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嘿，看着点 Hey, watch it.
哦，不是吧 Oh, come on.
嘿，麦克 Hey, Mike!
- 嘿，拉里（劳伦斯昵称拉里） - 最近过的怎么样？ - Hey, Larry. - How you doing?
你看见尼基（尼克昵称）了吗？ Have you seen Nicky?
应该是埃丽卡把他接走了 今天只上半天课 I'm pretty sure he went with Erica. It was half day today.
要准备“家长职业交流日” Parent Career Day.
- 嘿 - 嘿，进来吧 - Hey. - Hey. Come on in.
- 你还好吧？ - 嗯，还好 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah.
为什么没有人告诉我 要办家长职业交流日？ Why didn't anybody tell me it was Career Day?
你说什么？尼基说他会告诉你的啊 What do you mean? Nicky said he was gonna tell you.
哦，这样，我想他是忘记了吧 Oh, okay, I guess he forgot.
嘿，你来了，最近还好吧，拉里？ There he is. How are you, Larry?
很好，唐，你呢？ Good. How are you doing, Don?
很好 Good.
这天气真让人受不了 Can you believe this weather?
很冷，是吧？冷啊，冷啊 我是怕冷的小企鹅威利 Chilly, right? Chilly, chilly, Chilly Willy the penguin.
别管我了，你们聊吧，嘿 我去告诉那个小家伙你过来了 Leave me alone. Hey, why don't I go tell the little corncob you're here.
好的，好的，太好了，谢谢你了 Great. Great, that's great. Yeah, thanks.
喔，你未婚夫在他裤腰带上 可拴了不少东西 Wow, your fiance really manages to squeeze a lot onto that belt.
- 别瞎说了 - 怎么了？ - Stop it. - What?
怎么了？他看起来就像是个 What? No, it's like he's...
股票经纪人当中的蝙蝠侠 ...the Batman of stockbrokers.
- 是证券交易员 - 证券交易员，不好意思 - Bond trader. - Bond trader. Sorry.
对了，你准备开的那个虚拟现实 高尔夫练习场进展怎么样？ Hey, how's it going with that virtual-reality driving range that you wanted to open?
思想已经很成熟了 技术支持还跟不上 Getting there, still waiting for the technology to catch up.
很麻烦，变数太多了 It's not easy, there are a lot of moving parts.
嘿，你觉得尼克会喜欢皇后区吗？ Hey, do you think Nick would like Queens?
哦，拉里 你不会又要被房东赶走了吧？ Oh, no, Larry. You didn't get evicted again, did you?
我还没有 I didn't...
被赶走，不，我没被赶走 我是说，我没有… ...get evicted. I didn't get evicted, no. I mean, I didn't...
- 不，我现在还没有被赶走，就是说… - 听我说，拉里 - No, I didn't get evicted yet. It's like... - Larry, listen to me.
我不知道尼基 还能忍受多久这样的生活 I don't know how much more Nicky can take.
没几个月，你就换个工作，换个住所 Every couple months, it's a new career, a new apartment.
如果不是为了尼基 我什么也不会说，这事我也不会管 If it wasrt for Nicky, I wouldn't say anything, I would stay out of it.
你这样太不稳定了 对他成长很不利 It's just, it's too much instability. It's not good for him.
我现在也正努力的试着 解决这些问题，好吧？ I'm trying to figure things out right now, okay?
你知道 You know...
我觉得尼基不能再跟着你了 ...I don't think that Nicky should stay with you.
- 什么？ - 只是在你真正安定下来之前而已 - What? - Just until you get really settled.
爸爸 Hey, Dad.
- 嘿，准备好出发了吗？ - 嗯，好了 - Hey, ready to carve it up? - Cool.
好的，棒极了！尼基！抢球，进攻！ All right, good! Take it, Nicky! Break away!
- 你干什么呢？ - 尼基，你没事吧？ - What are you doing? - Hey, Nicky! Are you all right?
- 你没事吧？ - 我没事，你回看台去吧 - You okay? - I'm fine. Would you get off the ice?
听着，他们左边的防守队员 溜冰溜很差劲 Listen. Their left defenseman is a very weak skater.
所以你要从左边进攻 那样你就能轻松进球了，明白了吗？ So you go left side, you got a clear shot at the goal. Okay?
- 好极了，谢谢 - 没事 - Cool, thanks. - All right, man.
行，好了，没事了 选手们，继续比赛吧 We're good here. We're good. All right. As you were, skaters.
比赛继续！ Game on!
我没事 I'm good.
我没说错吧 你今天把他们打得一败涂地 I'm telling you, you tore it up out there today.
要进美国冰球联盟也不是一句空话啊 Thinking the NHL is a serious possibility.
可是我其实已经不想成为 一个冰球运动员了 I don't really wanna be a hockey player anymore.
- 好，那你想干什么呢？ - 当个证券交易员 - All right. What do you wanna be? - A bond trader.
证券交易员？ A bond trader?
是啊，唐就是做这个的 他上个星期带我去看他的办公室了 Yeah, it's what Don does. He took me to his office last week.
很好 That's cool.
你想穿西装打领带 天天穿得人模狗样 So you wanna dress up in a monkey suit and tie every day?
做个没有自我的机器人？ Like an automaton robot?
相信我，你可没办法在小办公室里 打冰球，那感觉别扭极了 Trust me, you can't play hockey in a cubicle. Kind of awkward.
他的办公室可大了 Well, he's got a pretty big office.
那不是重点所在 别这样，你很喜欢冰球的 That's not the point. Come on, you love hockey.
我还是喜欢冰球啊 不过证券交易是我的退路啊 I still like it, but bond trading's my fallback.
你的退路？ Your fallback?
等等，你可还没有到 谈论备选的时候，知道吗？ Wait a minute. You're too young to have a fallback, okay?
还有，你从哪里学来这个词的？ And also, where did you ever even hear that word?
妈妈和唐谈了你所有的空想 Mom was talking to Don about all your different schemes.
她把那些叫做空想？ She called them schemes?
他说你该找条退路了 She said it was time you found a fallback.
你是不是又要搬家了？ Are you really moving again?
我不知道，到时候再说，我是说 I don't know. We'll see. I mean...
皇后区有很多很棒的地方 ...there's some pretty cool places out in Queens.
- 也许吧 - 嘿 - Yeah. - Hey.
嘿，尼基，看着我 Hey, Nicky, look at me.
看着我，我有话和你说 Look at me, man. I wanna tell you something.
我知道我最近的境况很不稳定 I know that things have been kind of up and down for me lately...
我知道你也不好过 ...and that's been hard for you.
但是我真的感到出头之日就要到了 等它来的时候 But I really feel like my moment's coming and when it does...
一切都会好起来的，你明白吧？ ...everything's just gonna come together, you know?
但如果你错了呢？ What if you're wrong...
如果你只是个应该找份工作的 普通人呢？ ...and you're just an ordinary guy who should get a job?
好吧，那… All right, well...
你知道，到时候我们 就会知道了，是吧？ You know what, we'll figure it out, okay?
好了，走吧，回妈妈那里去 All right? Come on, let's get you back to Mom's.
戴利先生，老实说 在职介所的43年里 Mr. Daley, I can honestly say, in 43 years at this agency...
我从来没有见过像你这样的简历 ...I've never seen a resume quite like yours.
谢谢 All right.
我可不是夸奖你 That wasrt a compliment.
简历上说你曾是 It says here you were the CEO...
“打响时代”工业公司的首席执行官 ...of Snaptime Industries.
能给我详细的介绍一下吗？ Care to elaborate on that?
当然，那是根据我发明的 “响指控制技术”成立的一家公司 Sure. Well, that was the umbrella corporation for my invention, the Snapper.
你打个响指，灯就亮了 再打一个，灯就灭了 You know, you snap, the lights come on. Snap, they come off.
这个不是早就有了吗？ Didrt they already make that?
不，不是，那是击掌控制 很明显… No, no, that's the Clapper, which, obviously...
它比我的技术更有名气 ...stole a bit of our thunder.
我个人看来，我觉得 两者之间没有什么很大的区别 Personally, I don't really see what the big difference is, I mean:
你知道，不管怎样，但是 You know, whatever, but...
很明显有很大一部份人都不怎么会… ...apparently there is a significant portion of the population that has trouble actually...
- 打响指 - 鼓掌容易多了 ...snapping. - Clapping's easier.
也不一定的 Debatable.
我帮不了你 I can't help you.
黛比？ Debbie?
我能叫你黛比吗？因为… Can I call you Debbie? Because...
我一进这办公室就觉得跟你有缘 ...I felt a connection when I entered this office...
我也不是很清楚 我想你也感觉到了吧 ...and I don't know, I feel like you did too.
我可没有感觉到什么缘分 I didn't feel a connection.
听着 Look.
我明天就需要一份工作，知道吗？ I need a job tomorrow, okay?
如果我没有的话… If I don't have one...
我就是需要它，明白了吗？ Well, I just need it, okay?
怎么说呢？ Well, I don't know.
我也许可以帮你介绍个工作 I might have one thing.
我推荐去的人都被拒绝了，不过… They've turned down everyone I've sent over there, but...
太好了 Great.
谁知道呢？ - Who knows?
你也许会交上好运的 You might get lucky.
- 打搅一下，您好 - 您好 - Excuse me. Hi. - Hi.
我是拉里·戴利 我约了希赛·弗雷德里克面试 I'm Larry Daley. I've got a job interview with Cecil Fredricks.
- 哦，对，他应该还在办公室里 - 太好了 - Right. He should still be in his office. - Great.
- 我是丽贝卡·哈特曼，这的讲解员 - 你好 - I'm Rebecca Hutman. I'm a docent here. - Hi.
- 我带你过去吧 - 太好了 - Let me point you in the right direction. - Great.
这是特迪·罗斯福吧？ Teddy Roosevelt, right?
- 是的，伟大的梦想家 - 是啊，的确是 - Yes, a great visionary. - Yes, definitely.
他是我们的第四任总统，是吧？ He was our 4th president, right?
- 26任 - 哦，26 - Twenty-sixth. - Twenty-sixth.
请不要碰这些展览品！ Please don't touch the exhibits! I mean...
野孩子 Riffraff.
哈特曼小姐 我是在忍受不了这种混乱了 Miss Hutman. I cannot tolerate this type of chaos.
我是说，这是一个博物馆，不是… I mean, this is a museum, not a...
你知道“博物馆”意味着什么吗？ Do you know what "museum" means?
它可不是指 “爸爸，这只恐龙好大啊” It doesn't mean, "Daddy, it's a big Tyrannosaurus thing.
“我能摸摸它的腿吗？”不行！ Can I touch its leg?" No!
请你想想办法吧 Work it out, please.
- 会的，先生 - 谢谢了 - Will do, sir. - Thank you.
麦克菲博士，博物馆馆长 Dr. McPhee, the museum director.
看起来像个有趣的人 Seems like a fun guy.
管好你的小孩子，好吗？ Control your young, please. Can we?
“警卫室”
你好？开个玩笑啦 Hello? Just kidding.
你好，我是拉里·戴利 您是弗雷德里克先生吧？ Hi. I'm Larry Daley. Are you Mr. Fredricks?
弗雷德里克先生是我父亲 Mr. Fredricks was my father.
我是希赛，很高兴见到你，拉里 手很有力 I am Cecil. Good to meet you, Larry. Nice firm handshake.
我喜欢，能反映一个人的性格 进来吧 I like that. Tells a lot about a man. Come on in.
我们就直说吧 Let's talk turkey here.
博物馆现在亏损，先给你交个底 The museum is losing money, hand over fist.
我想现在的孩子已经不喜欢 蜡像和填绒动物了 I guess kids today don't care about wax figures or stuffed animals.
所以他们要精减机构，也就是说要 So they're downsizing, which is code for firing...
把我和另外两个夜班警卫裁掉 ...myself and the other two night guards.
他们想用一个新人来代替我们仨 They want to replace us with one new guard.
- 哦，真是抱歉 - 有什么办法呢？ - Oh, sorry. - Well, what are you gonna do?
见见我的两个同事吧 I'd like you to meet my two colleagues here.
雷金纳德？格斯？ Reginald? Gus?
他在哪？我要第一个揍他？ Where is he? I'll beat him with my fist!
格斯，这是拉里·戴利 他想成为新的夜班警卫 Gus, this is Larry Daley, the kid who wants to be the new night guard.
夜班警卫？ Night guard?
不是吧，职介所的女士给我介绍 说是博物馆最重要的职位啊 No, the lady at the agency said this was a museum position.
这就是博物馆最重要的职位，拉里 Most important position in the museum, Larry.
他看起来就像是个怪物 He looks like a weirdie.
做警卫还好，可就是不会做人 Wonderful guard, terrible people skills.
听好了，小子 不要想着跟我耍花样 Now, listen, lunch box. Don't try anything funny.
我曾和约翰·苏利文大战九个回合 （美国首位重量级拳王） I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan.
你从来就没有和约翰·苏利文打过 You never fought John L. Sullivan in your life.
先生们，我们在这有个职位候选人 Gentlemen, we have a job candidate here.
他经历丰富，志在必得 He's got an excellent resume, a winning attitude...
我认为我们应该让他试试看 ...and I say let's give him a shot. What do you say?
等等，我想我需要 一点时间来好好考虑一下 Hang on a sec. I think I might wanna have a little time just to think it over.
这份工作你要是不要，小子？ Do you want the job or not, snack shack?
- 不，不，我要这份工作… - 欢迎成为夜班警卫，拉里 - No, no, I want the job... - Welcome to the night guards, Larry.
拉里，你到二楼等我 Larry, meet me up on the second floor.
我换上我的矫形鞋 然后带你转转，膝盖犯关节炎 I'll slip into my orthopedics and give you a little tour. Arthritic knees.
变老可不是什么好事，伙计 你先上去吧 Not fun getting old, my friend. Go on.
你真的觉得他合适？ You really think he's the one?
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
他很合适 He's the one.
你必须要不断的运动着，拉里 我这老头还是很有活力的 Gotta keep it moving, Larry. I'm pretty spry for an old man.
这是立体模型展区 This is the Diorama Room.
哦，是的 Oh, yeah.
我记得这些小家伙，真可爱 I remember these little guys. Cute.
希赛！ Cecil!
嘿，希赛！ Hey, Cecil!
- 我吓到你了吧？ - 是啊 - Did I get you good? - Yeah.
你吓到我了 You got me.
不过说真的，不能在这里打闹 这些东西都太古老了 Seriously, though, no fooling around in here. This stuff is really old.
好了，你也看到了 最近这里是相当的安静 All right, then. As you can see, it's pretty quiet in here these days.
在左边的是匈奴大帝阿提拉 On the left there is your Attila the Hun.
这里的是复活节岛的石像 And here we have our Easter Island head.
嘿，希赛 Hey, Cecil.
这个，当然就是 非洲哺乳动物展示大厅了 And this, of course, is the Hall of African Mammals.
啊，是的 Ah, yes.
猴子，我喜欢猴子 Monkeys. I love monkeys.
- 是啊 - 很可爱 - Yeah. - Guy's cute.
是的，我们叫它德克斯特 他可是个相当… Yeah, we call him Dexter. He's quite a little...
爱闹的小家伙，是吧，德克斯特？ ...ball of fun, aren't you, Dexter?
继续走吧 Moving on.
最后，这是法老 阿卡曼拉的神殿 And, finally, this is the temple of the Pharaoh Ahkmenrah.
法老本人就躺着那里边的墓里 And in that tomb right down there, the pharaoh himself.
真是精致 Neat.
挂在他身后的 And hanging on the wall behind him...
是他最珍贵的藏品 阿卡曼拉图板 ...was his most prized possession, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
24开的纯金，相当值钱啊 Twenty-four-carat gold. It's won'th a fortune.
真酷 Very cool.
的确是的，拉里 It is indeed, Larry.
相当酷 Very cool.
好了，你明天5点过来 我们会把工作跟你交接一下 All right. Report here at 5 tomorrow. We'll walk you through your duties.
好的，5点，我会准时到的 Okay, 5. I'll be here.
走吧 Moving on.
嘿，是我，我找到工作了 Hey, it's me. So I got a job.
拉里，那太好了，什么工作啊？ Larry, that's great. What is it?
是在… It's a job...
自然历史博物馆上班 ...at the Museum of Natural History.
你可以告诉尼基，我不搬家了 Yeah, so you can tell Nicky that we won't be moving.
拉里，这是个好消息 Larry, this is good news.
是啊，当然 那我们明天见喽？ Yeah, no, definitely. So I'll see you tomorrow?
- 好的 - 好的，再见 - Okay. - Okay, bye.
拉里？ Larry?
你的钥匙，手电 Your keys. Your torch.
- 好的 - 你应该把他们系在腰带上 - Right. - You'll wanna strap those to your belt.
这里晚上会有点吓人 It can get a little spooky around here at night...
建议你还是开上几盏灯 ...so you might wanna put a few lights on.
好的，手电，钥匙，我还忘了什么？ All right, flashlight, keys. What am I for...?
这是指导手册 The instruction manual.
按照指示 Instructions.
从第一，第二，第三… You start with one, two, three...
第四？ Four?
你耍什么嘴皮子？ Are you cracking wise?
小心我一拳打断你鼻子，小子 I ought to punch you in the nose, hopscotch.
别管他了，格斯 你都清楚了吧，拉里？ Leave him alone, Gus. You got it covered, right, Larry?
嗯，是的，清楚了 Yeah, yeah, I got it.
- 你最好是真的清楚了！ - 格斯 - You better get it! - Gus.
拉里，要按照顺序 一样不落，迅速完成 Larry, do them in order, do them all and do them quick.
最重要的是 不要让任何东西进来或者出去 And the most important thing of all to remember: Don't let anything in or out.
出去？ Out?
祝你好运，小伙子 Good luck, son.
- 晚安，格斯 - 臭小子，耍什么嘴皮子 - Night, Gus. - Young buck. Cracking wise.
走吧！ Moving on.
喂？ Hello?
喂！ Hello!
试音！ Check!
试音！ Check.
我是拉里 I am Larry.
拉里！拉里 Check! Larry! Larry.
星期一！星期一！星期一！ Monday! Monday! Monday!
妖怪卡车大赛 Monster Truck Rally.
希赛？ Cecil?
好了，很有趣，希赛！ Okay, very funny, Cecil!
这算什么啊 大卫·科波菲尔的魔术秀？ What is this, like a David Copperfield thing?
真奇怪 This is weird.
希赛？ Cecil?
快点，转啊，转啊 Come on. Revolve. Revolve!
- 您找谁？ - 希赛 - Name, please? - Cecil...
- 弗雷德里克！ - 转接中，请稍等 ...Fredricks! - One moment. Connecting.
- 你好 - 希赛，我是拉里·戴利！ - Hello. - Cecil! It's Larry Daley!
哦，拉里，有什么事吗？ Larry. Yes, how can I help you?
那个恐龙…恐龙活了！ The dinosaur... The dinosaur is alive!
我听不太清楚，伙计 I'm having a little trouble hearing you, friend.
龙舌兰酒 Tequila.
恐龙活过来了！ The dinosaur's alive!
我该怎么办？ 告诉我该怎么做！ What do I do? Tell me what to do!
去看指导手册，都写得清清楚楚 Read the instructions. It explains everything.
好的，我拿到了 Okay, I got them!
- 那我们明天见了 - 等等，什么？ - I'll see you tomorrow. - Wait! What...?
“第一条 扔骨头” 什么骨头？ What bone?
想玩了？ Fetch?
想玩叼骨头了？ Play fetch?
不是吧 No way.
- 笨笨 - 什么？ - Dum-dum. - Yes?
- 你给我口香糖糖 - 我给你口香糖糖？ - You give me gum-gum. - I give you gum-gum?
你这个新笨笨，你得给我糖糖 You new dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
好了，你知道吗？ 我没有糖糖，对不起 Okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry.
并且我的名字也不是笨笨 我叫拉里 And my name isn't dum-dum, my name's Larry.
不，你是笨笨 No, your name dum-dum.
哦，你有麻烦了，笨笨 Oh, you in trouble, dum-dum.
你最好跑跑，远离阿提拉王王 You'd better run-run from Attila the Hun-Hun.
一会见了，笨笨 See you later, dum-dum.
这是怎么回事啊？ What is happening?
嘿 Hey.
你在干什么呢？ How you doing?
你是？ Are you...?
你是 You're...
“萨卡嘎瓦亚”？ ..."Sakagahwahwaya"?
你是“萨卡嘎瓦亚”？ You're "Sakagawaya"?
哦，萨卡吉威尔，你是萨卡吉威尔？ Oh, Sakagawea. You're Sakagawea?
有玻璃，我不能 The glass. I can't...
听见你说话 ...hear you.
你不能？你不能听见我说话 You can't...? You can't hear me?
稍等 “她帮助刘易斯和克拉克…” Excuse me. "Who assisted the Lewis and Clark..."
这样，那他们就是刘易斯 和克拉克了，那你就是…对了 Right, so that's Lewis and Clark and you're... Right.
你看起来好像…我是拉里 You seem... I'm Larry.
这里是怎么了？什么… 你知道这是怎么了吗？ What's going on? What's...? Do you know what's going on here?
匈奴人来了，我得… Huns. I gotta...
“第二条 把狮子锁好 否则它们会吃了你”
嘿，你好 Hey. Hi.
锡人，嘿，你好，你在干什么？ Tin Man. Hey. Hi. How you doing?
我是新来的，这里说我要把狮子锁住 要不它们就会把我吃了 I'm new. It says I'm supposed to lock up the lions or they'll eat me.
你是伽利略吗？不是？ You're Galileo? No?
好了… Okay...
嘿，我是… Hey, I'm the...
大家好，我是新来的 我只是来锁下门… Hi. I'm the new guy and I'm just locking up, so...
如果你们不介意我拿回我的手册… If it's cool with you I'm just gonna get my paperwork...
就不打扰你们了，好吗？ ...and be out of your hair, okay?
“仔细检查裤腰带 猴子会来偷钥匙” "Double-check your belt. The monkey probably stole your keys."
猴子 Monkey.
嘿，那个，你好 你叫什么来着？你是叫… Hey. Hey there. Hi. What's your name? Your name is...
不，不，不，回来，回来 No, no, no. Come back. Come back.
杜威？你是叫杜威吗？ Dewey? Is that your name, Dewey?
不，不对，你叫…杜威？ 德克斯特，德克斯特，对了吧？ No, no, no. What's...? Dewey? Dexter? Dexter. Dexter, right?
嘿，德克斯特 你能把钥匙还给我吗？ Hey, Dexter, you wanna give me those keys?
我只是想锁门而已 I just want to lock up.
是的，哦，好极了，过来我这 Yes. Oh, good. Come to Papa.
哦，谢谢你了，我能拿着这些钥匙吧？ 哦，太好了，真是个乖孩子 Oh, thank you. Can I have those keys? Oh, good. What a good boy.
这就对了，哦，谢谢了哦 That's okay. Oh, thank you.
哦，别，别，这样就好了 真是太，太谢谢你了 Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. Thank you very, very much.
死猴子，快停下 Bad monkey. Stop that.
你这么做可不对，你完了没？ That's not right. Are you done?
你和我有仇吗？ 你和我有仇吗？ Do you have an issue with me? Do you have an issue with me?
就算我跟人有矛盾 我也不会往他身上撒尿，知道吗？ Because if I have a problem with somebody, I don't pee on them, okay?
并且…让我告诉你吧 这些钥匙？ And also... Let me tell you something. These keys?
嘿，德克斯特，那不是闹着玩的 把它还给我 Hey. Dexter, that's not funny. Give it back.
德克斯特，给… Dexter. Give...
别，我知道你想干什么 别那么做，那可不是个好主意 Don't. I know what you're thinking. Don't do it. Not a good idea.
别…德克斯特，我需要它 Not... Dexter, I need those.
别火上浇油了 你是想在朋友面前耍宝吗？ Don't encourage him. You think you're funny for your friends, huh?
你们三个家伙…怎么？ 他是头头，你们是喽喽？ You three guys... What, he's the ringleader, you're the audience?
别，别那样做，好吗？ Yeah, no. Don't do it, okay?
听着…你！ Lookit... You!
事情怎么会变成这样？ Oh, this is not happening.
哦，天哪 Oh, man.
你们干什么呢？ What are you guys doing?
我嘴唇没有感觉了 I can't feel my lip.
哦，天哪 Oh, shit.
天哪 Man.
嘿，嘿 Hey. Hey.
嘿，别那样做 Hey, stop that.
把他绑起来，兄弟们 Hog-tie him, boys.
- 绑住他，绑住这个大家伙 - 嘿，你们想干嘛？ - Get him, that big old Bocephus of a man. - Hey, what are you doing?
绑他个结结实实 你现在没那么大了吧？ Cinch him up good. You ain't so big now, are you?
嘿，嘿，停手 Hey. Hey, stop that.
夜复一夜，年复一年 Every night, year after year...
你们这些警卫 总是把我们关在盒子里 ...one of you guards locks us up in these boxes.
够了，我和你说 先生，我们受够了！ Well, I hereby say, sir, enough!
启动火车，兄弟们 Fire up the iron horse, boys.
- 嘿，金发帅哥？ - 我叫杰迪戴亚 - Hey, blondie? - Name's Jedediah.
哦，杰迪戴亚，把火车停下，求你了 All right, Jedediah. Stop the train, please.
- 那是绝对不可能的， - 这到底是怎么回事，呃？ - That's a big no-can-do, Cracker Jack. - What's going on here, huh?
- 有人要付出代价 - 为什么付出代价？ - Somebody's gotta pay. - Pay for what?
我不知道,反正就是要付出代价 别抱怨了，像个男人一样承受吧 I don't know. Just pay. Now, stop whining and just take it like a man.
我说正经的，把火车停下 Seriously, stop the train.
- 好的，把火车停下 - 谢谢了 - All right, stop the train. - Thank you.
现在全速前进把他压扁！ Now full speed ahead and ram him!
把他的脑袋撞个稀巴烂！ Split his head like a watermelon!
为什么不叫大声点？ For crying out loud.
好了，够了 All right, that's enough.
他要挣脱了 We got a breach.
巨人要逃啦
我抓到他了，我抓到他了 我抓到他了，伙计们，我抓到他了… I got him. I got him. I got him, guys. I got him...
- 哦，我的… - 弓箭手准备 - Oh, my... - Prepare the catapults.
住手，奥古斯都，这事跟你没关系 这个巨人是在我的地盘上 Octavius, hold on. This ain't your fight. This here giant's on our land.
嘿，小伙计，杰迪，是吧 Hey, little guy. Jed? Yeah.
对不起，看，我…我不是个巨人 我只是一般大小的人 Sorry, look. I just... I'm not a giant. I'm just an average-sized...
别居高临下的和我说话 Don't talk down to me.
我不是什么巨人，好吗？ 是你们实在太小了 I'm not a giant, guys. All right? You guys are really little.
我们虽然个头很小 但我们的心胸宽广 We may be small, but our hearts are large...
当然这是个比喻的说法 ...metaphorically speaking.
别误会了 我是说你们是缩微人 Don't take that wrong. I'm saying you're miniatures.
闭嘴！没有什么能阻止罗马人的步伐 Silence! The Roman Empire knows no boundaries.
- 别那么做 - 做什么？ - Don't you do it, son. - Do what?
- 奥古斯都 - 别做什么？ - Octavius. - Don't do what?
- 地狱之火，发射 - 不要… - Unleash hell! - Don't...
上马吧，小伙子 Climb aboard, boy.
抓住我的手，小伙子 Take the hand, son.
安全上马了 Onboard.
那就对了，你最好逃走，小子 你听到杰迪戴亚说的了吗？ That's right. You better run, boy. You hear Jedediah?
那个小胡子骑士不会永远保护你的 你听到了吗？ That mustachioed horseman ain't always gonna be there to protect you, you hear me?
- 谢谢你了 - 别客气 - Thank you. - Not at all.
西奥多·罗斯福，第二十六任… Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president...
美利坚合众国总统，愿为你效劳 ...of these United States of America at your service.
嗯，我是拉里·戴利 新来的夜班警卫 Okay. I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard.
很高兴见到您，劳伦斯·戴利 不过恕我失陪 Pleasure to me you, Lawrence Daley. You'll have to excuse me, though.
狩猎已经开始了 The hunt is afoot.
狩猎开始了 Hunt's afoot.
对不起，总统先生 我能问点事情吗？ Excuse me, Mr. President. Could I ask you something?
- 可以，但只能问一个问题 - 行 - Yes, but just one question. - All right.
为什么呢？是不是像那种 只能许三个愿望之类的？ Okay, why? Is it just some, like, three-wishes kind of deal, or...?
不是的 自力更生才能创造精彩人生 Not at all. Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life.
一个人从自身寻找答案 我能帮你什么呢？ A man must look inward to find his own answers. How can I be of help?
我不知道该怎么说 但是请你不要误会了 I don't really know how to put this, and please don't take it the wrong way...
但是博物馆里的东西，不是都应该… ...but isn't everything in this museum supposed to be, you know...
- 是死的吗？ - 死的？ ...dead? - Dead?
- 是啊 - 跟我来 - Yeah. - Follow me.
你就叫吧你，法老 Yell all you want, pharaoh.
你在那里已经54年了 今晚也别想出来了 You've been in there 54 years. You're not getting out tonight.
那就是混乱的根源 There's the source of all this commotion.
阿卡曼拉的图板 The Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
尼罗河考察时发现的 在1952年被送到这里来 Arrived here in 1952 from the Nile expedition.
就在那天晚上 博物馆里所有的东西都活过来了 On that night, everything in this museum came to life.
从那以后，每晚都是如此 And every night since.
博物馆里所有的东西 在夜里都会复活？ So everything in the museum comes to life every night?
没错 Exactly.
那我要做什么呢？ And I'm supposed to do what?
你是夜班警卫，劳伦斯 博物馆里一个值得尊重的职位 You're the night watchman, Lawrence. A venerable position in this institution.
- 哦，小伙子 - 哦，这可是不可能的啊 - Come on, lad. - All right. Okay. This is impossible.
任何事情都是可能的 只要能想到，一定能做到 Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done.
那个20英尺高的狗头仆正盯着你呢 别看它的眼睛 Hence the 20-foot jackal staring at you. Don't make eye contact.
你的职责是确保大家都 老老实实的呆在博物馆里 Your job is to make sure that everyone stays inside the museum...
因为当太阳升起来时 留在外面的人… ...because if the sun rises and anyone's on the outside...
就会化为尘土 ...we turn to dust.
- 化为尘土？ - 是的，尘土 - You turn to dust? - Dust.
- 真的吗？ - 真的 - Really? - Really.
好了，就快要天亮了 今晚我来帮你恢复秩序 Now, it's almost dawn. I shall help you restore order tonight.
但是你记住，仅此一次，明白了吗？ But mark my words, it's the last time I shall ever do so. Is that clear?
是的，明白了…我是说 我想，我不会… Yeah. I mean... I mean, I guess. I don't...
别吞吞吐吐的，明白还是不明白？ Stop babbling, boy! Yes or no?
- 明白 - 那就好 - Yes. - Good.
继续前进 Let's ride.
好了，爬行动物展厅已经搞定了 All right. So the Hall of Reptiles is secure.
你看什么呢？ What are you looking at?
我在观察情况，小伙子 I'm tracking, dear boy.
战神也不能放松警惕 欢迎你加入我们，劳伦斯 Mars got to track. Welcome to the family, Lawrence.
明天晚上见 See you tomorrow night.
其实，坦白的说 我想我不会回来了 Actually, I gotta be honest. I don't think I'm coming back.
什么？你才刚开始做呢！ What? You've only just begun.
是的，可这不是我想… Yeah, well, this is not exactly what l...
- 劳伦斯？ - 嗯？ - Lawrence? - Yeah?
你在做这个工作之前是做什么的？ What did you do before you took this post?
啊，我可做了好多不同的事 我发明了响指声控灯 Well, I've done a lot of different things. I invented this thing called the Snapper.
那个你也放弃了？ Did you give up on that as well?
没有，我只是遇到一点障碍而已 你应该听过掌声控制灯吧？ No, I just hit a few roadblocks. You might have heard of The Clapper?
- 劳伦斯 - 是的，先生 - Lawrence. - Yes, sir?
有的人是生来的伟大 有的人是送上来的伟大 （莎士比亚《第十二夜》） Some men are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them.
对你而言，这是你的机会 For you, this is that very moment.
小子，吓到你了吧 Bully. Got you, boy.
你真吓到我了 Yeah. You got me.
和你的小小朋友问个好 Say hello to your little friend.
- 你在这干什么？ - 把我放下 - What are you doing? - Put me down.
我不喜欢被人拎着 I don't like to be manandled.
- 冷静点，杰迪 - 我觉得很不舒服 - Just calm down, Jed. - It doesn't feel good.
- 我觉得自己渺小无力 - 你说完了没？ - It makes me feel small and powerless. - You done?
我射你那该死的眼睛 I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.
很好，你射吧 什么事也不会有的 Yeah, keep shooting. Nothing's gonna happen.
你是知道我的弱点了 Now you know my shame.
杰迪戴亚发火也不用怕 他的枪从来也不响，带我回去吧 Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.
这可不算完 我会让你见识到我的厉害的 This ain't over. You ain't seen the last of me.
我不想听那些，好吧？ I don't wanna hear it, okay?
蹲下！ Duck!
个头越大，摔得越重 The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
一个小时11.5美元可不够 This is not won'th 11.50 an hour.
看，这个巨人害怕了 有个更大的巨人在四处跑 Look, the giant's scared. There's a bigger giant running around.
有人吗？ Hello.
拉里？ Larry?
哦，别那样做了 我们这把老骨头受不起惊吓 Oh, don't do that. We're too old for surprises.
我还以为你们喜欢惊喜呢 就像你们给我惊喜一样 Really? I thought you liked surprises. Like how you surprised me...
一到晚上博物馆里什么都活过来了 ...with the fact everything in the museum comes to life at night.
这可真是个大惊喜 That little sweetheart.
我们想告诉你的 但是你肯定不会相信我们 We wanted to tell you. You never would have believed us.
- 你知道昨晚我是怎么过来的吗？ - 怎么？ - You have any idea what I've been through? - What?
- 你知道我都经历了些什么吗？ - 别到处乱说，小白脸 - You have any idea what I've been through? - Keep a lid on it, butterscotch.
我都不敢确定昨晚发生的事情到底 是不是真的，但这工作我不干了 I don't know if what happened last night was real, but I didn't sign up for this.
我需要的是一份正常的 没有生命危险的工作来养家糊口 I just need a regular job that is not life-threatening and pays my bills.
我很感谢你们 我已经把制服留在办公室了 So thank you very much and I left my uniform in the office...
- 有时间我会来看看你们的 - 拉里 ...and I will be seeing you. - Larry!
- 爸爸？ - 嘿 - Dad? - Hey.
嘿，小子 你们来这干什么呢？ Hey, buddy. What are you guys doing here?
哦，埃丽卡很早就要出庭所以这个 小大人先生就由我带去学校 Oh, Erica had to be in court early, so I'm taking Mr. Big Stuff here to school.
但是他想顺道来看看你的新工作 But he wanted to swing by, see you in the new job.
你能在这上班真棒 It's so awesome that you're working here.
嘿，尼克，你想进去小看一下吗？ Hey, Niko, you wanna take a little look-a-doo inside?
也许你爸爸能给你个 贵宾级的导游待遇 Maybe your dad will give you a VIP tour.
你知道吗？ 今天早上我们实在是太忙了 You know what? We're pretty slammed this morning.
不过，尼基，我保证，我很快就会 带你去参观的，好吧？一言为定？ Yeah, but Nicky, I promise, I'll show you around soon, okay? Deal?
- 一言为定 - 好的 - Deal. - All right.
- 爸爸，再见 - 再见 - Bye, Dad. - Bye.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你，小子 - Love you. - Love you too, buddy.
走了，好吧 Bye, now. All right.
嘿，拉里 Hey, Larry.
刚才我想了想 也许我可以再试一个晚上 So I was thinking maybe I'll give it one more night.
很高兴你能想通 欢迎回来 I'm glad you came around. Welcome back.
你，新来的守夜警卫 现在赶紧过来 You. New night guard, here, now.
- 怎么了？ - 你还问我怎么了？ - What's up? - "What's up?"
哦，你跟着我走一趟 我就会让你知道怎么了 Oh, well, take a walk with me and I'll show you, Mr. "What's up?"
快点 Come on.
麻烦你向我解释一下 这是怎么回事吗？ So would you kindly do me the favor of explaining this?
呃，我想… Okay. I'm guessing...
我乱猜的 看起来可能是那个罗马伙计太自大了 And I'm just spitballing here, but looks like that Roman dude got cocky...
于是爬进了“西部拓荒”区 ...and climbed over into the Wild West.
这个牛仔知道那个罗马伙计 想要占他地盘 And the cowboy knows Roman dude wants to take over his territory...
所以他召集了一群人把他架上了刑台 ...so he rounded up a posse and put him in the stockade.
“都捧腹大笑吧，我是搞笑警卫” "Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard."
我的回答是，扯淡 "No" is the answer.
你的破笑话还是留给自己吧 Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box.
我可没笑，你想要的就是 I wasrt laughing. Pretending to laugh...
让我假笑吗？ 你是想要比谁更搞笑 ...if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor.
是吗？ Do you?
不是 No.
我不想… 是的，我不想比搞笑 I don't want... No, I don't want a battle of humor.
不，你不想 你要想你就惨了！ No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath.
小巨角之战可没什么好笑的 （西进运动中印第安人与白人之战） Nothing funny about Little Bighorn.
我一点也不觉得好笑 No. I find it about as funny as a "fancist."
这不好笑，好吧？ 我也不能忍受这种明目张胆的… It's not funny. Okay? And I will not stand for this type of blatant...
如果没听明白，告诉我 If I'm not clear, tell me.
明白了？ Am I clear?
- 是的 - 是吗？ - Yeah. - Yeah?
嘿，希赛？ Hey, Cecil?
指导手册有副本吗？ You got an extra copy of that instruction manual?
哦，没有，我想是没有了，拉里 听着，我告诉你该怎么做 Oh, no. I'm afraid not, Larry. Listen, I'll tell you what you do.
读些书复习复习你的历史知识 Read some books. Brush up on your history.
在我刚开始的时候对我帮助挺大的 Helped me a lot when I first started out.
这个博物馆最初 是为纪念那位骑士而建 This museum was originally dedicated to that man on the horse up there...
西奥多·罗斯福总统 ...President Theodore Roosevelt.
他是历史的狂热爱好者 他认为，对过去知道的越多 He absolutely loved history and believed that the more you know about the past...
你就能越好地迎接未来 ...the better prepared you are for the future.
好了，孩子们，谁能告诉我 这间房子是干什么用的？ Okay, kids. Who can tell me what this room's called?
很好，非洲哺乳动物展览大厅 Very good. The Hall of African Mammals.
这里是丛林的统治者，狮子 Right here we have the king of the jungle, the lion.
那上面是整个博物馆里 我的最爱之一，僧帽猴 Up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum, the capuchin monkey.
一种具有高度智慧的灵长类动物 它们以充满爱心和慷慨的天性而著称 A highly intelligent primate known for its loving and generous nature.
有什么问题吗？ Excuse me?
我只是认为… I just thought that was...
我笑是表示赞同 I just was laughing in agreement.
快乐小猴子 Happy monkey.
好了，孩子们，这边走 All right, kids. This way.
我告诉你 我可不吃你那一套 Let me tell you something. I'm not buying it.
你可能能骗到他们，你也许 能骗到小孩子，你可不能骗到我 You might have them fooled, you might have the kids fooled. Not me.
休想骗到我 我会给你好看的，伙计 Can't get past me. There's a storm coming, buddy.
我会给你好看的 There's a storm coming.
这位名叫萨卡吉维亚的女人 是历史上最著名的追踪者之一 One of the most famous trackers in history, Sakagawea was the woman...
是她带领刘易斯和克拉克 发现了太平洋 ...who led Lewis and Clark on their expedition to find the Pacific Ocean.
你们应该听过那句谚语 “事实胜于雄辩” You guys have heard the saying, "Actions speak louder than words."
他们写了… And yet they wrote...
- 有什么事吗，戴利先生？ - 是的，她是个聋子吗？ - Yes, Mr. Daley? - Yes. Was she deaf?
她是不是聋子？不，她不是 但是她… Was she deaf? No. She was not. But she...
可能吧，只是…她看起来 有点反应迟钝 Yeah, because... Just... She does seem a little bit sort of unresponsive.
那是因为现在这是尊蜡像而已 That's because she's a statue.
孩子们，请等我一会好吗？ 过去看看她吧，她相当棒哦 Kids, could you give me one sec? Go check her out. She's really cool.
- 你干什么呢？ - 我以后每天晚上都要在这里了 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna be here every night.
我想更深入的了解一下 我守卫的东西 I wanted to learn a little bit more about what I'm guarding.
实际上，我有好多疑问 Actually, I've got a bunch of questions.
你有空的时候 我们能一起喝杯咖啡吗？ Maybe when you have a break, could I buy you a cup of coffee?
喝咖啡？ A cup of coffee?
是的，我是说，仅仅是，你知道 Yeah, I mean, just purely a, you know...
同事之间那种因 请教问题而一起喝杯咖啡 ...colleague-to-colleague, information-download sort of coffee.
还有20分钟我就结束了 我们外面见吧 I finish in 20 minutes. I'll meet you outside.
- 谢谢你了 - 别客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 你好好把剩下的… - 好了，孩子们 - And have a good rest of your... - All right. Okay, kids.
她所做的一切真的是难以置信 It was incredible what she did.
她领着那些人翻山越岭，跋山涉水 She literally led these men across rivers, up mountains...
背上还背着她刚出生的孩子 她是职业女性的楷模 ...all with her newborn baby on her back. She was the ultimate working mother.
喔，你对萨卡吉维亚可真有研究 Wow, you are quite the Sakagawean expert.
- 萨卡吉维亚迷 - 萨卡吉维亚迷？ - Sakagawean. - Sakagawean?
是的，那是必然，我可花了 四年的时间来写关于她的专题介绍了 Yeah. I should be, I've been writing my dissertation on her for four years.
你一篇论文写了四年？ 换我早疯了 You've been working on one paper for four years? That would drive me crazy.
实际上，那是一本900页的书 Actually, it's more like a 900-page book.
那，你给我讲讲你自己吧？ 你一直都是做警卫的吗？ So, what's your story? Have you always wanted to be a security guard?
- 哦，我不是有意… - 没事，没事，没关系 - Oh, I didn't mean to... - No, no, no.
我离婚了 我有一个10岁大的儿子… No, I'm divorced and I have a 10-year-old son...
所以我需要有个更稳定的环境 ...so I needed to find a more steady situation.
明白了，你想知道关于 博物馆的什么事情呢？ Got it. So, what can I tell you about the museum?
嗯，匈奴大帝阿提拉 这个家伙是怎么回事？ Okay, Attila the Hun. What is that guy's problem?
阿提拉被认为是惟一能 对罗马帝国造成威胁的人 Attila was considered the only genuine threat to the Roman Empire.
人称“上帝之鞭” "Known as the 'Scourge of God'...
阿提拉和他的手下经常把 那些俘虏的四肢撕裂 ...Attila and his Huns would often tear off the limbs of their helpless victims.
同时阿提拉也是一个很迷信的人 Attila was famous for his superstitious beliefs.
他身边总是有一群群的巫师和术士 He surrounded himself with a phalanx of sorcerers and magicians...
他们经常用他们的黑魔法 来指点他，迷惑他 ...who advised and mystified him with their dark arts."
拉里？ Larry?
想跟你说声祝你好运，孩子 Just wanted to say good luck, son.
还有再见 这是我们最后一次打卡下班了 And goodbye. We're clocking out for the last time.
如果你来博卡（多米尼加） 记得去找我们 If you're ever in Boca, look us up.
等等，你们要离开这里吗？ 如果我搞不定怎么办？ Wait, you guys are going out of town? What if this doesn't work out?
你是个聪明的人，你能行的 Smart fellow like you? You'll be fine.
就是，打个电话就能找到我们了 好了，送我们出去吧 Yeah. We'll just be a phone call away. Come on, walk us out.
你们几个先走吧 You fellas go ahead.
我想一个人待会儿 I need a moment.
他是个重感情的人 这里可留下了不少回忆 He's very emotional. A lot of memories in this room.
赶紧追吧，大家伙 Go crazy, big guy.
嘿，伙计们 Hey, guys.
想生火是吧？ Quest for fire...
好了，慢慢玩吧 ...over. Knock yourselves out.
早上好，笨笨 Morning, dum-dum.
我不是笨笨，你才是笨笨 你给我带口香糖糖了吗？ Me no dum-dum. You dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum?
当然，我带了，小肥头 好多好多的糖糖 Yes, I did, fathead. Lots and lots of gum-gum.
说什么？我听不见，隔着玻璃呢 What's that? I can't hear you through the glass.
抱歉了 Sorry.
撞 Heave.
撞，撞 Heave. Heave.
嘿，你们干什么呢？ Hey, what's going on over here?
不扩张，毋宁死 We expand or we die.
撞 Heave.
- 撞 - 我数到三… - Heave. - On the count of three...
你就各我把这个小土包炸掉 ...you blow this anthill to kingdom come.
- 一，二… - 嘿，杰迪，停下 - And a one and a two... - Hey, Jed. Stop that.
别，别，就算你把山炸穿了 也有墙在后面堵着的 No, no. You blow a hole in your mountain, all you're gonna hit is a wall.
让开，巨人，我们得把我们的铁路 修好，我们要在那打个洞 Step aside, Gigantor. We got us a railroad to build. We're blowing a hole in that thing.
好了，首先，别再说什么 巨人之类的，行吗？ Okay, first of all, enough with the Gigantor giant stuff, okay?
- 我只是要把橱窗给锁了 - 不管怎样我们都要炸了它，三！ - I'm just trying to close up shop. - We're gonna blow it anyway. And a three!
你在干什么呢？ Yeah. What are you doing?
你觉得我是在做什么？ 很明显这是命运的安排 What's it look like we're doing? It's manifest destiny.
你不能抗拒它，我也不能 快！多放点炸药 You can't fight it and neither can I. Go! More dynamite.
- 对，全用上 - 好，拿你没办法 - Yeah, use it all. - All right. Okay.
听着，你是叫奥克斯都？你必须住手 Listen, "Octavus"? You gotta stop that.
是奥古斯都，文盲 It's Octavius, mary.
随便，知道吗？很好，很好 过来吧，我告诉你怎么回事 Okay, you know what? Fine. Great. Here you go. This is what happens.
- 你不能这样，我是个罗马将军 - 抱歉 - You cannot do this. I am a Roman general. - Sorry.
- 我重兵在握 - 还有你 - I have rights. - And you.
- 嘿！不！放我下来 - 接着撞啊，哥们 - Hey, no! Put me down! - Keep heaving, men.
你阻止不了我们的！ You can't stop progress!
我们小谈一会，好吗？ We're gonna have a little talk, okay?
我告诉过你，我不喜欢被人拎着 I told you, I don't like to be manandled.
不，我必须得拎你，杰迪戴亚 杰迪戴亚，好了，听着，二位 No, I will manandle you, Jedediah. Now, listen, guys.
你们是怎么回事？ 为什么你们不能和平相处呢？ What is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?
听着，我们是男人，是男人 就得战斗，这是我们的使命 Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do.
这样也好打发时间 It's kind of how we pass the time.
你就像个巨人，也许还是个怪人 我们不会指望你的理解 You're, like, a giant. A freak, if you will. We can't expect you to understand that.
有这么大个房间随你们跑 你们没必要凑在一起 You got the whole room to run around in. You don't have to be near each other.
- 什么？你的意思是… - 你要放我们出来？ - What, you mean...? - You're gonna let us out?
随心所欲乱逛一气？ What, and just roam free?
是的，我也许会 只要你们答应守规矩 Yeah. Yeah, I might, if you promise to behave.
不许放火球，不许搞爆炸，懂吗？ That means no fireballs, no explosions, okay?
陛下，悉听尊命 You have my word, my liege.
好的，没问题，巨人 Yeah, no problemo, Gigantor.
首先，我的名字是拉里 明白吗，杰迪？ My name's Larry, first of all. Okay, Jed?
我叫你杰迪，没叫你矮人，对吗？ So I call you Jed. I don't call you Tiny, right?
你这是什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
- “嘿，侏儒”，这样叫你行吗？ - 我不喜欢，戳到了我的痛处 - "Hey, Teeny." How does that sound? - I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.
叫我“巨人”也让我觉得 自己象个什么怪物 "Gigantor" makes me feel like some sort of freak, so...
我就不这样叫，我都是叫你拉里 I don't. I just call you Larry.
少拍马屁 Don't be a kiss-ass, okay?
听着，我相信你们 Look, I'm trusting you guys, all right?
如果你们不听话，你们就会跟 那边的玛雅兄弟一个下场 If you don't do what I say, you can end up like the Mayan world there.
关个严严实实，好好看看 Locked up. Take a look.
- 他们开心吗？ - 不开心 - Do they look happy? - No.
他们看起来很不好过 They look sad.
因为他们被限制了自由 我现在让你们… They can't do what they wanna do. Now, I'm letting you guys...
在这里做一回主人，别让我难做 ...have a little bit of leash here. Don't choke me with it, okay?
我得走了，你们规矩点，懂吗？ 好的，很好，谢谢 I gotta run. You guys play nice, okay? Okay. Good. Thanks.
嘿，笨笨，口香糖好玩不？ Hey, how's that gum treating you, dum-dum?
很好 Good.
噢，嘿，德克斯特 我要锁门了，你要进去吗？ Oh, hey, Dexter. I'm just locking up. You want in?
要？ Yeah?
好吧 All right.
那是什么？你拿着我的钥匙？ What's that? You got my keys?
我看不对哦 I don't think so.
好像是拉里叔叔整了一下小德宝宝 Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexie.
那些是小屁孩玩的玩具小钥匙 Those are baby keys for a little baby.
拿着玩具小钥匙好好玩吧，小屁猴 Have fun with your baby keys, little baby monkey.
明天我再给你带块小尿布过来 让你在里头拉小臭臭 Tomorrow I'll bring you a little baby diapy so you can go poo-poo in it.
我还会挠你的小胳肢窝 因为你是个可爱的小宝宝 I'll give you a tickle because you're a cute baby.
你该哭上一整晚 说拉里叔叔欺负你了，是吗？ While you cry all night long about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh?
我告诉过你会让你好看 I told you there was a storm coming.
- 嘿，特迪 - 劳伦斯 - Hey, Teddy. - Lawrence.
你这个莽撞的小子 我就知道你会回来的 You impertinent pup. I knew you'd come back.
- 这次是有备而来了啊 - 是啊，我想再试一次 - You look like a man on a mission. - Yeah, I'm gonna give it another shot.
- 你… - 什么？ - You...? - What?
- 对她有意思了？ - 什么话啊？ - You checking her out? - The nerve.
对她有意思？ 我压根儿没那个意思 Checking her out. I've never heard of such a thing.
不，不，我只是…我是说 因为，你知道的，她非常美丽动人 No, no, no. I'm just... I mean because, you know, she's very beautiful.
- 美丽动人？ - 是的 - Beautiful? - Yeah.
- 用端庄优雅更合适，我认为 - 是吧 - Rather handsome woman, I suppose. - Yeah.
我不知道 也许你应该过去跟她说说话 I don't know, maybe you should go talk to her.
- 没错，谢谢你，小伙子 - 客气什么 - Indeed. Bless you, lad. - Yeah. All right.
- 加油 - 好的，再见 - Carry on. - Good. See you.
我… I...
嘿，嗨 Hey, hi.
不！没事！没事！ 你们会说英语吗？ No! It's okay! It's okay. You guys speak English?
不会？ No?
好吧，我不知道那是什么意思… Right. I don't know what that means...
我知道昨天晚上我们俩发生了点误会 ...and I know that you and I got off on the wrong foot last night, but...
但一只小小鸟告诉我，有人喜欢… ...a little birdie told me that somebody likes...
魔法 ...magic.
- 魔法？ - 魔法 - Magic? - Magic.
巫术 Sorcery.
啊，巫术… Ah, sorcer...
是，还有幻象 Yes. Illusion.
人人都喜欢魔法 Everybody likes magic.
还有鲜花，大家都喜欢鲜花 And flowers. People like flowers.
给你，这是送给你的 There you go. Those are for you.
知道大家还喜欢什么吗？钱 You know what else people like? Money.
万能的金钱，对吗？ 但钱有的时候会… The almighty dollar, right? But money can sometimes...
消失 ...disappear.
至少我是这么 At least that's what I...
听说的 ...hear.
难怪你听不懂我的话 你耳朵眼里塞着个硬币 No wonder you can't understand me. You got a coin in your ear.
看好了，有人需要手帕吗？ Check this out. Anybody need a hanky?
不过我推荐你们用这块东西 因为它有个坏习惯… Well, I wouldn't suggest this little feller because he has a nasty habit...
突然间… ...of vanishing...
无影无踪！ ...into thin air!
不，不，不要，那会…不要！ No, no. Don't. That defeats the... Don't!
别碰我，兄弟，不要 别把我大卸八块啊！ Not the limbs. Guys, please, do not tear the limbs.
科尔特斯（西班牙冒险家），对吗？ Cortes, right?
怎样？ How?
你！千万别打什么歪主意 千万别… You! Don't even think about it. Don't you...
德克斯特！ Dexter!
不是吧，哥们 Come on, guys!
嘿，哥们！ Hey, guys!
嘿，哥们，嘿，哥们！ Hey, guys. Hey, guys!
对不起！怎么回事？ 这里发生什么了？ Sorry. What's going on? What happened here?
我们不是说好了吗？ I thought we had a deal.
我们绝不能与这群跳梁小丑共存 We will never coexist with these buffoons.
该说的都说完了 We're past words, Laredo.
现在该用枪来说话了！ Now it's time to let Smith & Wesson do the talking!
那些枪都是摆设 Those guns don't even work.
是吗？看看这把 They don't? Take a look at this.
德克斯特！ Dexter!
为什么？ Why?
噢！德克斯特 Ho! Dexter.
走投无路了吧，旋风小子 End of the line, cool breeze.
走投无路了吧 End of the line.
我可不是跟你开玩笑的 I am not playing games here.
快把钥匙给我 Just hand them over.
慢慢的，就是这样，德克斯特 Easy. That's it, Dexter.
慢慢的，德克斯特，就是这样 Nice and easy, Dex. That's it.
我的上帝，劳伦斯！ 你为什么要掴一只猴子？ Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
特迪，这个家伙一直跟我过不去 我实在受不了了！ Teddy, this guy's been pushing me, and I'm sick of it!
胡说八道！这个小家伙可是 你的灵长类兄弟 Poppycock. This little creature is your primate brother.
没有他就没有我们 Without him, there's no us.
你发羊癫疯了？ Are you rabid?
把嘴擦干净 Wipe that off.
你必须爱护他，尊重他 You have to deal with this creature with love and respect.
亲爱的朋友，可以把钥匙给我吗？ May I have the keys, dear friend?
谢谢你，劳伦斯？ Thank you. Lawrence?
你知道吗？ Well, you know what?
你看起来比较清楚自己在干嘛 所以还是让你来管事吧 You seem to know what you're doing, so I'm gonna let you take over.
不，不，我亲爱的孩子 你现在可不能举白旗 No, no. My dear boy, you can't put up the white flag now.
博物馆正处于混乱无序的边缘 The museum is on the verge of total anarchy.
我努力了！我今晚上不是过来了吗？ I tried! I came back tonight, didn't I?
努力了？不过一个晚上而已 我可不是一天就建成了巴拿马运河 Tried? That was one night. I didn't build the Panama Canal in one day.
说得很好，但我这份可是 史上最荒诞不经的工作 That's great, but I'm dealing with the most ridiculous job in history.
有的人是生来的伟大，劳伦斯 Some men are born great, Lawrence...
是，我知道，有的人是送上来的伟大 Yeah, I know. Others have greatness thrust upon them.
你昨天就拿那句老掉牙的话骗了我 You hit me with that chestnut last night.
事实是，不是所有人都伟大 The thing is, not everyone is great.
这才是问题所在 有的人不过是平凡的普通人 That's the problem. Some of us are just ordinary.
不，你不是，劳伦斯 不要再自怨自艾 No, you're not, Lawrence. Stop wallowing in self-pity.
千里之行始于足下 Every journey begins with a footstep.
如果你能教会这里的居民和平共处 也就不用费心把他们关起来了 Teach the inabitants to get along, they wouldn't need to be locked up.
你在这里偷偷看那个女孩看了五十年 也不敢跟她说句话 That means a lot coming from a guy who's spent the last 50 years...
你有什么资格教训我 ...spying on a girl he's never even talked to.
我有试过和她交流 劳伦斯，拜托你了 I was going to make contact. Lawrence, please.
我受够了，明白吗？ I'm done, all right?
不，雷克斯！不！ No, Rexy! No!
哦，不 Oh, no.
好吧 All right.
已经没有人来这里了 而且我二年级就已经来过了，戴利 No one comes here anymore. Besides, I took this tour in second grade, Daley.
我告诉你们 我爸会带我们玩新鲜的 I'm telling you, my dad's gonna hook us up.
- 戴利？ - 怎么？ - Mr. Daley? - Yeah?
- 泡沫 - 是，我知道 - Foam. - Yes, I know.
在穴居人展区里 In the Neanderthal display.
昨晚上灭火器出了点问题 There was an incident last night with the fire extinguisher.
我正准备去收拾干净 I was on my way to go clean it up.
不用麻烦了，你被解雇了 Okay, don't bother. You're fired.
今天看来是没的玩了 I don't think we're getting a tour today.
你爸刚被炒了，兄弟 Your dad just got canned, dude.
对不起 Excuse me?
麦克菲先生 Mr. McPhee?
对不起，麦克菲先生 Excuse me, Mr. McPhee?
请问能和你谈谈这件事吗？ Can I talk to you about this, please?
- 先生 - 什么事？ - Sir? - What?
我知道我搞砸了 但我终于明白怎样才能干好这份工作 I know I screwed up, but I finally understand how to do this job.
- 你显然是不明白 - 我以前是不明白，但现在明白了 - You obviously don't. - No, I didn't, but now I do.
- 真的，麦克菲先生 - 博士 - Really, Mr. McPhee... - Doctor.
麦克菲博士 Dr. McPhee.
能不能请你再给我一次机会？ Can you please give me one more night?
- 再试一个晚上 - 好的，谢谢你 - One more night. - Okay, thank you.
如果我明天早上… And if anything is the tiniest...
发现有丝毫… ...after your shift:
你就… Because...
- 明白吗？ - 什么？ - Got it. - Okay?
一次被骗，别人该死，二次被骗 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
自己丢人，二次…自己丢人 Shame on me. Fool me... Shame on me.
- 你 - 如果骗我两次…明白了吗？ - You. - Fool me twice... Got it.
- 要么好好干要么走人 - 好的，谢谢你 - Take it or leave it. - Okay. Thank you.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
- 出什么事了？ - 也许你该问问尼基 - What's wrong? - Maybe you should ask Nicky.
嘿，小伙子，出什么事了？ Hey, buddy. What's going on?
你被解雇了 You got fired.
你说些什么呢？我没有被解雇啊 What are you talking about? I didn't get fired.
我早上去博物馆了 看到你上司对你吼来着 I came to the museum this morning. I saw your boss yelling at you.
你怎么没叫我呢？没有事的 Why didn't you tell me? Everything's fine.
我们发生了一点小误会 We just had a little misunderstanding.
为什么？ Why?
这个解释起来有点麻烦 你不会相… It's hard to explain. I mean, you wouldn't bel...
这样吧，我带你亲眼看看 You know what? Let me show you.
- 看什么啊？ - 今晚跟我一起去上班吧 - Show me what? - Come to work with me tonight.
拉里？ Larry?
能和你说个事吗？ Can I talk to you for a second?
我又惹什么麻烦了吗？ Am I in trouble?
拉里，你在做什么？ Larry, what are you doing?
我不过是想让他看看我的工作 没别的意思 I just wanna show him what I do. That's all.
我喜欢你跟他分享这些 但我必须告诉你… I love that you wanna share that with him, but I gotta tell you...
我觉得不能再让尼基失望了 ...I don't think Nicky has any room in his heart for more disappointment.
他不会失望的 He won't be disappointed.
拉里 Larry.
他不会失望的 He won't be disappointed.
听着，先在警卫室玩会 等其他人走了 Listen, hang out in the security office till everyone's gone.
我再来接你，好吗？ Then I'm gonna come get you. All right?
嘿，小姐，我必须得请你离开了 Hey, miss? I'm gonna have to ask you to vacate the premises.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hey there. - Hey.
- 这里真容易让人遐思浮想 - 是啊，一点没错 - Good place to think, huh? - Yeah. Definitely.
今晚上没什么安排吗？ So no big plans tonight?
是啊，没有，我不算是个 喜欢安排点夜生活的人 Yeah, no, I'm not really a big-plan person.
我喜欢和那些死了 两百多年的人混在一起 I prefer hanging out with people who are dead for 200 years.
活人反而让我不舒服 It's the live ones that throw me.
很有意思，不过说真的，你得走了 That's cool. Seriously though, you do have to leave.
- 真的？ - 是啊，对不起，馆有馆规 - Seriously? - Yeah, sorry. It's museum rules.
我们习惯把所有东西都锁起来 We're sort of locking everything up.
你干活相当认真嘛 You're really taking your job seriously.
你知道的，一旦穿上制服 我就得全身心投入 You know, once I clip on the tie, I'm all business.
我明白了 - I get it. - Yeah.
论文写得怎么样了？ How's that dissertation coming?
进了死胡同了，我是说 我没法再进一步研究下去了 I've hit a dead end. I mean, research can only get me so far.
我永远都不可能知道 她究竟是个什么样的人 I'm never gonna know who she really was.
也许是时候放弃，换个其它课题了 So I think it's time that I move on to another subject.
不打扰你工作了 I'll let you get back to work.
- 晚安，拉里 - 啊，好的 - Good night, Larry. - Yeah, okay.
晚安 Night.
嘿 Hey.
丽贝卡！ Rebecca!
- 嘿，丽贝卡 - 嘿 - Hey, Rebecca. - Hey.
嘿，我说，我觉得你不应该 放弃你的研究 Hey. Listen, I don't think you should give up on your paper.
好吧，为什么？ Okay. Why?
这个，好吧，这个听起来很不可思议 All right, look, this is gonna sound crazy, all right?
我是说，你会觉得非常 非常不可思议 I mean, it's gonna sound, like, really, really crazy.
- 然后 - 不，应该是彻头彻尾的不可思议 - Okay. - No, I mean insanely crazy.
- 我能接受得了 - 好吧 - I can handle it. - Okay.
你知不知道这样一个说法 在某些博物馆里，历史会重现眼前 You know how they say in certain museums, history comes alive?
- 知道 - 在这个博物馆里… - Yeah. - In this museum...
历史真的会重现眼前 ...it actually does.
你在说些什么啊？ What are you talking about?
馆里所有的东西到了晚上都会活过来 Everything in this museum comes to life at night.
- 真的？ - 是真的，我不骗你 - Really? - Yeah, really. I'm not kidding you.
你知道那块图板吧？ 阿卡曼拉图板 You know that tablet? The Tablet of Ahkmenrah?
它像是一种古代咒符，能让死物复活 It actually brings things to life. It's like some ancient spell.
从五十年代起 每天晚上馆里的每样东西都会复活 Since the '50s, every night everything's been coming to life.
特迪·罗斯福告诉我的，真的 那只猴子，德克斯特？那个可爱的小… Teddy Roosevelt told me. Seriously. The monkey, Dexter? The cute little...
- 他是什么来着？ - 僧帽猴 - What is he? - Capuchin.
僧帽猴，对僧帽猴 他冲我撒过尿，还咬过我鼻子 A capuchin. Right. The capuchin. He urinated on me and bit my nose.
还有橱窗里的萨卡吉威尔 她每天晚上也会活过来 And Sakagawea is in her case, alive every night...
听着刘易斯和克拉克争论不休 ...just listening to Lewis and Clark argue.
所以如果你真的想了解她的想法 So if you really wanna get inside her head...
我可以帮你 ...I can hook that up.
真酷 That's cool.
是很酷，简直是酷毙了 Yeah, it's cool. It's freaking awesome.
取笑搞历史的怪人 Make fun of the history geek.
- 不是，丽贝卡 - 晚安，拉里 - No. Rebecca! - Good night, Larry.
不，我没有取笑你，丽贝卡 No, I'm not making fun of you. Rebecca.
- 来吧，上上座伺候 - 会发生什么事？ - Here you go. Best seat in the house. - What's going on?
如果我告诉你了，你会觉得我疯了 我想让你亲眼看 If I told you, you'd think I'm crazy. I'm gonna show you.
- 看什么？ - 再有20秒就会看到 - What? - You'll see in about 20 seconds.
- 好了，你喜欢雷克斯龙吗？ - 喜欢 - Okay, you like Tyrannosaurus Rex? - Yeah.
是吗？我叫他小雷 Yeah? Well, I call him Rexy.
而他马上就要活过来了 尼古拉斯同学 And he's about to come to life, Nicholas, in...
五，四，三，二… ...five, four, three, two...
- 爸爸？ - 等等 - Dad? - Hang on a sec.
跟小雷打招呼吧！ Say hello to Rexy!
爸爸，你没事吧？ Dad, are you okay?
真奇怪 This is weird.
各位！快啊！ Guys! Come on!
太阳下山了！ Sundown!
嘿，老罗，拜托，快醒醒 兄弟，帮帮忙快起来吧 Hey, T.R., come on, rise and shine. Buddy, I need you to wake up.
拜托，我儿子正看着呢 帮帮忙快起来 Come on, my kid is here. I need you to wake up.
德克萨斯？德克萨斯！快啊！ 德克萨斯！快点！起来啊，德克萨斯！ Texas? Texas! Come on! Texas! Come on! Get on, Texas!
起来，德克萨斯！起来 Get on, Texas! Get up.
别闹了好吗？ Just stop, okay?
不，尼基，我告诉你 这里有块图板 No, Nicky, I'm telling you, there's this tablet, okay?
叫做阿卡曼拉图板，每晚… Called the Tablet of Ahkmenrah. Every night...
- 又扯到图板上去了？ - 真的有图板 - Now there's a tablet? - Yeah, there is.
拜托，爸爸 Come on, Dad.
跟我来 Come on.
- 不见了 - 什么不见了？ - It's gone. - What's gone?
图板啊，一定是被人偷走了 The tablet. I think somebody stole it.
是啊，是啊 Yeah, right.
我没骗你，尼基 I'm not kidding, Nicky.
尼基？ Nicky?
嘿，尼基！ Hey, Nicky!
嘿！嘿，尼基！你去哪里？ Hey! Hey, Nicky! Where are you going?
- 回家 - 什么？等等 - Home. - What? Wait a minute.
跟我走 Come on.
你们不应该在这里 You guys shouldn't be here.
把图板给我们，孩子 Give us the tablet, son.
等等，尼基，你们来这里干嘛？ Wait a minute, Nicky. What are you guys doing?
我们不会伤害你的，把图板给我们 We're not gonna hurt you. Give us the tablet.
孩子，很遗憾告诉你 你爸爸不在这里工作了 I'm sorry to tell you this, son, but your dad doesn't work here.
他今天早上被解雇了 他干不来这活 He got fired this morning. Couldrt hack it.
爸爸，你不是说你没有被解雇吗？ Dad? I thought you said you werert fired.
是没有，他们在撒谎 他们想把图板偷走 I did. They're lying, trying to steal that thing.
把中间那块转一下 你就明白我说的什么了 Turn the middle piece, you'll see what I was talking about.
那是博物馆的财产，孩子 还给我们 That is museum property, son. Give it back.
尼基，相信我，转一下 Nicky, trust me. Just turn it.
- 把图板给我们！ - 尼基 - Give us the tablet! - Nicky?
相信我 Trust me.
尼克，快跑 Nick? Run. Now.
回来，孩子！ Get back here, kid!
犯错误了，拉里 Bad idea, Larry.
想玩玩吗，孬种？想玩玩吗？ You wanna dance, hot dog? You wanna dance?
格斯，你都一把年纪了 我不想伤到你 Gus, you're an old man. I don't wanna hurt you.
你看，拉里，在这里干了几年 我们三个意识到… You see, Larry, a few years into the job, the three of us realized that...
自己和馆里的其它东西一样 一到晚上就重获新生 ...like everything else in this museum, we got new life at night.
从日落到日出，我们重获青春 Sundown to sunrise, we felt young again.
好吧，好身手 Okay. Did not see that coming.
为我们倍添精力 Gave us an energy boost.
我们喜欢这种夜生活，拉里 We love the nightlife, Larry.
所以，当我们知道 他们要解雇我们时… So when we found out they were gonna fired us...
我们必须把图板偷走 ...we had to steal the tablet.
人人都知道你缺钱 Everyone knows you need the money.
再加上我们往你家栽点赃 Add the stuff we planted in your place...
大家肯定会把你当贼抓 ...pretty obvious you committed the crime.
照顾好你的伤口 Take care of that cut.
走吧，老兄，我们去找那小孩去 Come on, guys, let's go find that kid.
- 送你入梦乡了，小白脸 - 不！ - Sweet dreams, cupcake! - No!
打桩必杀！ Pile driver!
去找我们的图板 Let's get our tablet.
非常感谢，就交给我们吧 Thank you very much. We'll take it from here.
尼基！ Nicky!
及时赶到啊，拉里 我们刚好要锁门了 Just in time, Larry. We were just locking up.
睡个好觉，臭小子 Sleep tight, hotshot.
让我们去拿它个一干二净 Let's grab everything we can fence.
我不知道你们怎么打算 我可计划给自己安排个幸福晚年 I don't know about you, but I'm planning on a long retirement.
特迪！特迪，你在不在啊？ 我需要你，兄弟！ Teddy! Teddy, if you're out there, I need you, pal!
谁在叫我？ Someone call my name?
西奥多·罗斯福为您效劳 Theodore Roosevelt, at your service.
特迪，能不能把我们弄出去？ Teddy, can you get us out of here?
不行，兄弟，该你大显身手了 Can't do it, man. This is your moment.
别说教了好吧？我又不是你 Will you save the lectures, please? I'm not you. Okay?
我没有建过巴拿马运河 我没当过美国总统 I didn't build the Panama Canal, I wasrt president of the United States!
我需要帮助，快点 I need some help. Come on.
事实上… Actually...
我也没做过那些事 是特迪·罗斯福做的 ...I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did.
我不过是波基普西市 一个模型厂造出来的 I was made in a mannequin factory in Poughkeepsie.
我从没有打过野兽 I never shot a wild beast.
甚至没有勇气告诉 那位美女我爱她 I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman I love her.
但是你… But you...
你这次必须坚持到底，不能放弃 ...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit.
我是蜡做的，拉里 I'm made of wax, Larry.
你是什么做的？ What are you made of?
- 等等！你这就说完了？ - 说完了！ - Wait! That's all you got for me? - That's it!
有了，跟我来 That's it. Come on.
弯腰！ Duck!
去那边！ Go over there!
嘿，嗨，你好吗？很抱歉打扰你… Hey. Hi. How you doing? Sorry to bother you...
你那两个手下，你的狗头仆 ...but your guys there? Your jackal guys?
你能不能让他们退下？ Do you think you could ask them to back off, please?
我们不会伤害你，可他们不这么认为 你能不能现在就说？ We're not trying to hurt you, they think we are. Could you do it like now?
谢谢你，尼基 Thank you. Nicky.
谢谢你 Thank you.
爸爸？ Dad?
你不知道闷在里面有多无聊 You would not believe how stuffy it is in there.
- 你怎么会说英语？ - 我去过剑桥大学 - How come you speak English? - I went to Cambridge University.
你上过剑桥大学？ You went to Cambridge?
我是被放在埃及古物系展览 I was on display in the Egyptology Department.
我是阿卡曼拉 第四代王朝的第四位国王 I am Ahkmenrah, fourth king of the fourth king...
我父辈王土的统治者 ...ruler of the land of my fathers.
我是拉里 I am Larry...
密尔顿之子 ...son of Milton...
这是我的儿子，尼克 ...and this is my son, Nick.
我们来自布鲁克林 And we hail from Brooklyn.
这个，我是，他已经离开了 他只在每周三以及… Well, I do. I mean, he comes out and stays with me on Wednesdays...
每隔一个周末跟我一起 ...and every other weekend.
监护协议是这么规定的 That was the custody agreement that we had.
拉里，尼克，布鲁克林的守护者 Larry, Nick, guardians of Brooklyn...
我永远不会忘记你们的恩情 ...I am forever in your debt.
现在请把图板赐还于我… Now bestow the tablet upon me...
我也许可以控制我的王国 ...so that I may assume command of my kingdom.
哦，是啊，这个，那块图板… Oh, yes. Okay, the tablet. I would...
我非常愿意赐还给你 但实际上我们… ...Iove to bestow it upon you, but we don't actually...
没有拿 ...have it.
谢谢你们，不用担心 我会保护他的！ Thanks, guys. Don't worry. I'll watch out for him!
谢谢你 Thank you.
那是什么人？ What is that?
匈奴人 Huns.
我得搞定这个家伙 I gotta deal with this guy.
打扰一下，拉里，我会匈奴语 Pardon me, Larry. I speak Hun.
他说他要把你撕成碎片 He says that he wants to rip you apart.
好吧，一见我就想把我撕了 听着，我明白 All right. Again with the ripping. Listen, I understand.
我明白你为什么撕人了 你喜欢撕东西 I get it. Ripping for you... You want to rip things, okay?
我想也许是因为很久以前 曾经有人这样伤害了你 And I think maybe that's because somebody ripped you a long time ago.
在这里 In here.
很久以前，有人把小宝宝… Somebody ripped little...
阿提拉伤害了，伤在这里 ...baby Attila a long time ago, right here.
他们把一样东西撕碎了，对吗？ They ripped something out, didn't they?
他们把爱撕碎了 They ripped the love.
他们把你应有的爱撕碎了，对吗？ They ripped the love right out of you, didn't they?
把一个小宝宝孤零零的留在帐篷里 A little baby all alone in a tent...
爸爸出外去… ...whose daddy went off...
攻城掠地… ...to pillage some town...
或是去烧杀抢夺 ...or go and plunder somewhere, just doing his job.
谁被独自撇下？ But who was left alone?
你 You.
哭出来吧，哭出来吧 Let it out. Let it go. Let it go.
没事了，没事了 It's okay. It's okay.
下一次轮到你 You're next.
很好，很好，深呼吸 Good. That's good. Just breathe.
- 拉里·戴利 - 是我 - Larry Daley. - Yeah.
好，是的 Good. Yes.
好了，很好，很好 Yeah. Okay. Good, good.
好了！大家都听好了！ All right! I need everybody to listen up!
各位！住手！ Guys! Come on!
安静！ Quiet!
我的笨笨有话要说 My dum-dum want to speak.
谢谢 Thank you.
这位是阿卡曼拉国王 Now, this here's King Ahkmenrah.
是他的图板让你们每晚复活 His tablet is what brings you to life every night.
以前那几个老警卫把图板偷走了 And those old night watchmen? They stole it.
现在我们必须在天亮以前 Now, we need to find those guards and get the tablet back...
找到他们，把图板拿回来 ...and we need to do it before morning.
南北战争的兄弟，你们去天文馆找 Civil War guys, head over to the Planetarium Wing.
探险家朋友，你的名字是什么来着？ My explorer friend whose name escapes me.
- 是哥伦布 - 对了，哥伦布！没错，对不起 - It's Columbus. - Right, Columbus! Right, I'm sorry.
因为没有铭牌，所以… 哥伦布，你带领穴居人… There's no nameplate, so... Columbus, take the Neanderthals...
从无脊椎动物区一直搜到爬行动物区 ...and do a sweep from Invertebrates all the way through Reptiles.
杰迪和奥古斯都，他们的车停在外面 你们去把车搞定 Jed and Octavius, their vars parked out back. Go take care of it.
不，不，先生 我不跟罗马佬合作 Whoa, whoa, whoa, no! No, sir. I ain't working with toga boy.
罗马人从来都单打独斗 Romans work alone.
- 碰一下又不疼，别跟个小孩似的叫 - 当然很疼 - That didn't hurt. Don't be a baby. - Yes, it did.
拜托 Come on.
你怎么打这么重？ That was much harder!
二位，拜托！ Guys, come on!
杰迪，奥古斯都 Jed, Octavius.
虽然你俩出生相隔两千年… Take away the fact you were born 2000 years apart...
其实你们两个有很多相同之处 ...you guys aren't that different.
你们都是伟大的领袖 You're both great leaders.
你们都想为自己的人民谋福利，对吗？ You just want what's best for your people, right?
- 是的 - 是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
南北战争的兄弟 Civil War dudes.
你们都是一家人 看在上帝的份上，别打了 You guys are brothers, for God's sakes. You gotta stop fighting.
北方赢了，奴隶制不好，对不起 North wins. Slavery's bad. Sorry.
我也不想戳破你们的美梦，但南方的 兄弟，你们那里出了艾尔曼兄弟 （著名演唱组合） Don't wanna burst your bubble. But, South, you guys get Allman Brothers...
还举办全国汽车联赛，该满足了 ...and NASCAR, so just chill!
如果没有图板，所有的这些… Look, without that tablet, all of this...
这些夜晚复活的奇迹都会化为泡影 ...this whole coming-to-life-at-night thing, it all goes away.
我不会让这种事情发生 但首先我需要你们帮助 Now, I don't wanna let that happen, but I need your help.
想要成功，我们必须团结一心 We can get this done, but we gotta do it together.
你们愿意和我并肩作战吗？ So who's with me?
愿意 Yeah.
- 大家愿意吗？ - 愿意！ - Who's with me? - Yeah!
- 愿意！ - 冲啊！ - Yeah! - Charge!
好的！让我们并肩作战！所有人！ All right! Now, let's do this, people!
还有动物！ And animals!
还有那些稀奇古怪没有长脸的人偶 大家一起上，出发！ And weird, faceless puppet creatures. Come on, let's go! Let's do it!
快来！弟兄们，跟上！ Come on! Follow me, boys!
跳啊！ Geronimo!
哦，老天 Oh, jeez.
别挡路，不然有你的苦头吃 Now, boys, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
看来你们想吃点苦头了 I guess it's gonna be the hard way.
好了，我们马上就到了 Right, men, we're almost there.
你快逃吧 Save yourself!
我不会丢下你！ I ain't quitting you!
格斯？ Gus?
雷金纳德？ Reginald?
伙计们，你们在哪里？ Fellas, where are you?
伙计们？ Guys?
要的就是这样，干得好，先生们 That's what I'm talking about. Good job, gentlemen.
团结合作！ Loving the teamwork!
他们跑得没了踪影，怎么找啊？ They've vanished. How will we find them?
我知道谁能帮我们，快来 I know someone who can help. Come on.
闪开！ Watch out!
嘿，萨卡吉威尔，还是维亚，我需要 帮助，有人把他的图板偷走了 Hey, Sakagawea, or wea. Listen, I need a favor. Somebody stole his tablet.
你帮我找到犯人吗？ You think you can track the guys who took it?
他往东去了，不过已经失控翻车了 He went east but he lost control and crashed.
真厉害，你怎么知道的？ You're amazing. How can you tell that?
他下了车 He left the wagon...
又回去了 ...and went back.
他回去了？ He went back?
为什么会回去？ Why would he go back?
让开！ Get out of the way!
你救了我 You saved me.
你值得我救，亲爱的 You're won'th saving, my dear.
- 麻烦大了 - 特迪，噢，天哪 - That's problematic. - Teddy. Oh, man.
拉里，放心，我是蜡像 Larry, relax. I'm wax.
你必须想想办法，马上就要天亮了 You gotta do something. Dawrs approaching.
- 半个博物馆都已经跑出去了 - 他拿走了我的图板 - Half the museum's running amuck outside. - He's got my tablet.
冲啊，哥们！ Come on, Ockie!
任您差遣，大个子！ At your service, Gigantor!
需要我们做什么吗，陛下？ How can we be of assistance, my liege?
让我想想 Just give me a second, guys.
雷克斯？ Rexy?
过来，宝贝 Here, boy.
特迪，我需要匹马 Teddy, I need a horse.
去吧，兄弟 Do it, man.
来吧，兄弟！痛快就喊吧！ - Come on, boy! Let me hear you yell! - Yeah!
简直就像做梦！ Just living the dream, baby!
我爱飙车！ I'm loving this!
把马车停下！ Pull the stagecoach over now!
要不从前面转过去截住他？ Can I make this turn up here?
不说话就算同意了，冲啊！ I'll take that as a yes. Hang on!
失去控制了！ I can't hold it!
走吧，德克萨斯，我们快把这事搞定 Come on, Tex, let's finish this.
加油！ Come on!
把图板给我，希赛！ Give me the tablet, Cecil!
门儿都没有，孩子 Can't do it, son.
停车！ Pull over!
不可能，爱追追吧 It ain't gonna happen. Moving on.
最后一次，希赛 停车，不然我亲自动手了！ Last chance, Cecil. Stop the horses or I will!
停不下来的，拉里 They can't be stopped, Larry.
你不懂历史吗？ Don't you know your history?
这是运钞车，不说口令 它们是不会停的 These are money carriers. They were trained not to stop for anything but a secret word.
是吗，你说的口令是不是… Really? You mean a word like...
“达科他”？ ..."Dakota"?
来吧，德克萨斯 Come on, Tex.
我认真学了点历史，谢谢你提醒 I read up on my history. Thanks for the tip.
哦，顺便提醒你 Oh, and by the way...
不许在我儿子面前给我难堪 ...don't ever talk to me like that in front of my son.
走吧 Moving on.
- 嘿，匈奴人 - 叫阿提拉带手下… - Hey, Huns. - Tell Attila to have his boys...
把他抓回去，好好看着 ...take him back. Put him with the guards.
哦，不许乱撕手脚，好吗？ Oh, and no limb ripping, okay?
嘿，等等，等等，等一下 Hey, boy. Wait, wait, hold the phone.
你们说的什么？ 等等，求你翻译一下 What's makeekaka mean? Wait. Translation, please.
那是1909年，我在非洲 顺赞比亚河逆流而上 The year was 1909. I was going up the Zambezi River in Africa.
我们的向导是个很聪明的俾格米人 说话跟闹钟似的 And our river guide was a brilliant Pygmy who spoke only by clicking.
噢，可以了 There we are.
- 噢，糟糕 - 怎么了？ - Oh, boy. - What is it?
得赶紧把大家弄回博物馆了 I gotta get you guys back to the museum.
怎么弄？ How?
阿卡曼拉，还是得你来帮忙 Ahkmenrah, I'm gonna need your help.
这是你的图板，你知道怎么使唤 把大家都召回去吧 This is your tablet. You know the instructions. You get everyone back.
来吧，有个人可要大开眼界了 Come on. There's somebody who's gotta see this.
我的意思是，既然他们 花了那么多钱请阿诺 What I'm saying is, for the type of money that they pay A-Rod...
他就应该每个赛季都拿到 世界职业棒球赛冠军 ...he ought to be bringing home a World Series trophy every season.
明白了吗？ You know what I mean?
谁来清理这么群大家伙的屎？ Now, who they gonna get to clean up all that doo-doo?
- 爱斯基摩人 - 在 - Inuit. - Yeah.
一个陶制战士 One terracotta soldier.
- 北欧维京人 - 在 - Vikings. - Right.
- 羊驼 - 女士们，欢迎回来 - Alpaca. - Welcome back, ladies.
- 骆驼 - 嘿 - Llama. - Hey.
维京哥们 Viking guys.
帮帮忙，你们在后面的 石化针叶树展厅里… Do me a favor. Your fellows made some funeral pyre...
搭了个火葬堆，去收拾干净 ...in Petrified Wood. Go clean that up.
好吗？谢谢 Okay? Thank you.
- 那头鹿又回来了 - 好吧，我来搞定他 - He's back. - All right, I'll deal with this joker.
嘿，嘿，驼鹿先生 你进不来的，明白吗？ Hey, hey, Moose. It's not gonna happen, buddy. All right?
我跟你讲三次了 你那长那么大角进不来 I told you, you can't come through with those antlers.
所以你和你的驯鹿朋友必须 绕到后面从入货口进 So you and your caribou buddy gotta go around to the loading dock.
- 劳伦斯！ - 嘿，特迪 - Lawrence! - Hey, Teddy.
真高兴看到你又成一块了 Great to see you in one piece.
萨卡吉维亚用了点热蜡 就帮我弄好了 Sakagawea, a little hot wax, and I'm a new man.
拉里？ Larry?
我说过我没取笑你 I told you I wasrt making fun of you.
- 我知道 - 特迪？ - I know. - Teddy?
哦，我的上帝 Oh, my God.
想认识她吗？ Wanna meet her?
- 想吗？ - 想 - Yeah? - Yeah.
好吧，过来 Okay, come on.
抱歉，罗斯福总统 这是我的朋友丽贝卡 Excuse me. President Roosevelt, this is my friend Rebecca.
- 非常荣幸 - 嗨 - An honor. - Hi.
这位是萨卡吉威尔 And this is Sakagawea.
- 是维亚 - 是维亚 - Wea. - Wea.
维亚 Wea.
她有点问题想请教你 I think she has a few questions she wants to ask you.
你太帅了，我崇拜死你了 You rock. I am a big fan.
你想知道点什么？ What would you like to know?
这个，我不知道从哪里开始…不过 Well, I mean, I don't know where to start, but...
- 一尊佛像 - 有了 - One Buddha. - Check.
两匹斑马 Two zebras.
- 有了 - 德克斯特！欢迎回来！ - Right. Check. - Dexter! Welcome back.
嘿，德克斯特，咱们讲和好吗？ Hey, Dex, so look. No hard feelings, all right?
- 劳伦斯！ - 你看到了！ - Lawrence! - You saw!
- 你看看他刚才怎么对我的！ - 谁更高级啊？ - You saw what he did just then! - Who's evolved?
- 我 - 谁更高级啊？ - I am. - Who's evolved?
我！ I am!
很好 Good.
好了，都到齐了 Well, they're all here.
干得好，所有人都回来了 Well done. Everyone's in.
是啊，不过… Yeah, well...
不是所有人 ...not everyone.
我们今晚失去了一对好兄弟 We lost a couple of good, little men out there tonight.
伟大的胜利总会有伟大的牺牲 With great victory comes great sacrifice.
是啊 Yeah.
爸爸，看 Dad, look.
Bully!
你休想轻易撇下我们 You ain't getting rid of us that easy.
明晚再见了，劳伦斯 Until tomorrow evening, Lawrence?
好，不过我可不打保票，特迪 Yeah. I don't know about that, Teddy.
要把这么个烂摊子 解释清楚可不容易 It's gonna be tough to talk my way out of this one.
这个，如果真的是这样… Well, if that's indeed the case...
那就他日再见吧，我的朋友 ...then it's farewell, my friend.
尼克？ Nick?
你爸爸很伟大 Your father's a great man.
我知道 I know.
没说错吧？ Told you.
好吧，晚安 All right. Good night.
不，劳伦斯，早安 No, Lawrence. Good day.
嘿，特迪 Hey, Teddy?
谢谢你 Thanks.
你现在收看的是纽约一台早间新闻 You're watching New York 1. News all morning.
感谢收看今天的早间新闻 今早纽约迎来了第一场大雪 Thanks for joining us. There is a fresh blanket of snow.
但让纽约市民议论纷纷的不是大雪 But it's not the snow that's got New Yorkers talking.
而是雪里留下的东西 在西81街发现了恐龙足印 It's what's in the snow. There are dinosaur tracks along West 81 st Street.
请大家看一段不同寻常的录像 这些雷克斯暴龙的足印… Here's the remarkable video. These appear to be Tyrannosaurus Rex tracks...
一直延伸到自然历史博物馆 ...and they lead straight to the Museum of Natural History.
有关专家在地铁站里 发现了原始人壁画 Authorities have found what appear to be cave drawings in the subway.
穴居人在博物馆屋顶上取火起舞 到底是巧设骗局，还是营销噱头？ Neanderthals atop the museum roof. Elaborate hoax or publicity stunt?
还是观众们定夺吧 但有一件事是肯定的 You be the judge, but one thing's for sure:
自然历史博物馆 这次还真是独辟蹊径… The folks at the Natural History Museum have really outdone them...
你怎么解释这些？ Any explanation at all?
不，没有解释 No. Got nothing.
很好 Good.
把钥匙和手电筒交出来 I'll take your keys and your flashlight.
各位，这边走 Folks, this way.
我的名字叫尼克·戴利 我想介绍的是我爸爸 My name is Nick Daley. My Career Day parent is my dad.
他是自然历史博物馆的夜班警卫 He's the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History.
嘿，同学们好，正如尼基所说 Hey, how's it going? Well, Nicky said it:
我是自然历史博物馆的夜班警卫 I'm the night watchman at the Museum of Natural History.
我来给大家介绍一下 历史是如何重现眼前的 Let me tell you something: That's when history comes alive.
你们有谁都去过博物馆？ How many of you guys have been over to the museum?
进了！ Goal!
嘿，已经晚了，你想回家吗？ Hey, it's getting late. Are you ready to go home?
不想 Nope.
接着飙！ Let's ride.
拉里算是个好人，没把我们供出去 但这也太荒谬了 It was nice of Larry not to rat us out, but this is ridiculous.
我们是夜班警卫，不是保洁员！ We're night watchmen, not janitors!
先生们，你们慢慢忙吧 Gentlemen, you're doing a terrific job.
我有事先走了 I'll gonna catch a few Z's.
你哪儿也别想去 You ain't going nowhere.
快拖，臭小子 Start mopping, hot dog.
这边 Over here.
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