Uona-sama...
You summoned me?
Come closer, Harada-san
Go ahead, open the curtain
But...
Please, do not hesitate...
for I am your lover
KODAI SHOUJO DOGU-CHAN
Episode 1: The Fishwife Youkai
Makoto, are you awake?
Makoto! Oi!
Right! We're ready to go then?
No! I don't want to!
C'mon then, let's go!
I said I didn't want to...
In the Jōmon period, this place...
was a sacred site, for prayer
My suspicions weren't unfounded
Tell me...
What's all this in aid of?
You never know what you'll get before you dig
Not knowing's part of the fun, isn't it?
Your mother always liked that, when she tagged along sometimes
This is...
...a momentous discovery!
I did it!
Dad?
Where did you get to?
Dad!
Who? Who?
I am...
Dogu-chan!
I'm resurrected!
Dust it, wipe it, okay...
I slept for 10,000 years but I'm still sleepy!
Oi, you!
You disturbed my sleep! Better be prepared!
Prepared? For what?
That smell!
The moment I wake up I catch the scent
Could it be that... you're one of theirs?
Right, let's go!
Get off! Where is it you want to go?
Whaaat?!
A servant's duty is to keep quiet and listen!
A servant? Me?!
Correct. As my servant, you'll help me out with Youkai combat!
Youkai combat? What are you talking about?
Let's go!
That smell
Wait a sec... stop... listen to me... hey!
Hey, that guy, isn't he that hikikomori?
Looks like it... it must be him!
Dear oh dear, why's he skulking about with that dark look on his face?
Ah, it must be this one who's the hikikomori...
Hey, you - you alright?
You have... an expression of loneliness
Will you be my lover?
HOUSE OF LOVERS
One: Love is also possible when alone
Two: Love is a delicacy
Uona-sama is here!
I present to you a new lover
Sugihara Makoto
Please welcome him as a friend
Welcome
I have another announcement
One of the lovers, Harada, left our house yesterday
Uona-sama! He betrayed you!
Don't blame Harada-san, please
His wounds were healed in this house
Now he has stepped out into the cold world once more
This brings me great joy
So gracious!
Not at all... it's only natural
I can smell it!
Suspicious... damn suspicious!
Aaah! Bones! So it's true!
What d'you think you're looking at? You wanna end up like that?
No way! Not Dogu-chan!
Shut it!
Eek! Let me go!
Hey there! You have my sympathy
Women nowadays are too much like hard work, aren't they?
Here, here!
Only those first few months are any fun
Here, gentlemen... is the koi soup you've all been waiting for
Rather than love (ai), have passion (koi)
I'm taking you to Uona-sama!
Dokigoro! Dokigoro!
This pattern is unlike anything I've seen before
It resembles the clay figurine known as the spaceman...
It really moved!
Dogu-chan needs saving doki!
I need to hurry up and help her doki!
Dogu-chan!
A clay figure... flying?!
Ah, Dokigoro!
Phoooo, that was dangerous! Thank you!
Dogu-chan, it's 10,000 years since last time doki
I sniffed out a Youkai! My servant's looking into it
Right, let's hurry there
Wait
Mmm! Delicious! It's been a while since I moved, I'm hungry!
You can't fight on an empty stomach doki... eat up doki!
Right! Full up! Let's go!
It's sweet
Three point one four one five nine two six...
Great! Great, great!
That's Pi isn't it? Great!
Here comes the tickling! That's great, tickle me... great!
So cool!
It feels so goood!
I don't need anything else
I'll do just fine without reality!
Now... please...
You may drink deeper
My koi soup... did not please you?
No, it was very good. But...
But?
My late mother also used to make koi soup
Remembering that...
I started to wonder what I'm doing here
Come with me, there's something I want to show you
I can smell it!
This is our passion
Eww! Nasty Youkai smell!
Where's it coming from doki?
This way!
Now, please open the curtain... Do not hesitate, for I am your lover
Welcome!
This is the essence of my koi soup
Most men, once they have tasted this soup, are unable to resist me
But it failed to draw you in. Why? How come you...
were unaffected by my koi soup?
Ah! There it is! Dokigoro!
Youkai Identification!
You are the Fishwife Youkai
You skilfully weaken nerds with koi soup in order to eat them doki!
Who the hell are you people?
This is getting dangerous! Here we go, Dokigoro!
Here it comes doki! Doking!
Dogu-chan is here!
Don't move!
Freeze! Unless you don't care what happens to him...
No sweat, he's just a servant
What?
Do what? Who the hell do you think you are?
Dorodoro Ball!
I'm covered in... mud...
My eyes are damaged!
Doki-Doki Beam!
Now I rememer... Dogu-chan... Youkai Hunter Dogu-chan... the worst of all!
Ahhh... my chest is full!
What have you done?
Give us back Uona-sama!
But she was a Youkai!
That doesn't matter! Uona-sama was the only one to show us love!
Shut up!
Right! Let's go!
Itadakimasu!
Delicious!
Ah, she's eating the chop sticks! A different digestive system to humans...
And you fought a Youkai... this was some amazing day, wasn't it Makoto?
It was Dogu-chan fighting the Youkai doki... Makoto was just a moving target doki!
Hah? What are you saying?
Servants aren't allowed to talk back!
A servant? Makoto is Dogu-chan's servant?
That's good
It's not good!
I'd have been better off staying at home
It's always the same with you, dad
Meddling, messing up people's lives
Just the same as you did with mum!
Isn't there somewhere earthy? Isn't there somewhere like mud or soil?
I can't sleep without somewhere damp and musty
What are you doing?
Ah, just the kind of earthy place!
Wh-wh-what are you up to?!
It's squishy and musty, it's warm and moist!
Hey Makoto, those guys from earlier... why were they angry?
A hundred centuries ago, when a Youkai was defeated everybody would celebrate
...with joyful music, or singing or dancing or something like that
Ah, I'm sleepy!
A good combination, isn't it?
Maybe so doki
I want to eat a lot...