1 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,933 Good morning, Constable. 2 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,086 Well done, Steed. 3 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,462 My pleasure. 4 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,008 But the nuns were a surprise. 5 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,343 We try. 6 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:09,476 You never can tell- 7 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,478 When the enemy will strike. 8 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,647 If we still have an enemy. 9 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:17,651 There's always an enemy, Steed. You just have to know where to look. 10 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:21,655 Something's up at The Ministry. They want you to meet somebody. 11 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,949 Well, they know where to find me. 12 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:26,326 Macaroons... 13 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:28,662 ...for Mother. 14 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,849 Good morning, Prime Minister. 15 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:50,934 Yes, Prime Minister. 16 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,813 The Prospero Program weather shield is down. 17 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,482 Yes, all of it. 18 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,359 The entire grid. 19 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,655 Yes, it's bad. 20 00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:06,742 Right away. 21 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:25,844 Dr. Peel? 22 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:45,030 "Please answer the telephone. " 23 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:55,082 Good morning, Dr. Peel. We've scheduled an appointment for you. 24 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:59,086 John Steed. Boodle's Gentlemen's Club. One hour. Thank you. 25 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,147 May I help you, madam? 26 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,608 For Mr. John Steed, I'm Dr. Peel. 27 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,443 I'm afraid that's impossible. 28 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,445 - You are female. - As you see. 29 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,656 Then you can't come in. 30 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,658 I have an appointment. 31 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,202 No women. 32 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,330 - Not in Boodle's. Not since 1762. - Really? 33 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,929 Dr. Peel, I presume. 34 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,474 And you must be Steed. 35 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,978 - Please don't get up. - And I was about to throw in the towel. 36 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,605 Spot of bother at the door. 37 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:03,150 Well, I shouldn't wonder. Not a woman inside Boodle's since- 38 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,401 1762. 39 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,447 So what was all this? Some sort of test? 40 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:12,034 Congratulations. You've entered a bastion of male privilege. 41 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,328 You're not someone who plays by the rules. 42 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,330 Rules are made to be broken. 43 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,415 Not by me. 44 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,378 Play by the rules, Doctor, or the game is nothing. 45 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,464 And just what is the game? 46 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:28,634 This is all terribly formal. Must I go on calling you Dr. Peel? 47 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:29,718 No, no. 48 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:33,013 Under the circumstances, you may call me Mrs. Peel. 49 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,348 Much better. 50 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,475 Now that we've settled the matter of titles... 51 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,936 ...will you kindly explain why you wished to meet me? 52 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,938 I didn't. Mother did. 53 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:42,689 "Mother?" 54 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:44,066 Mother. 55 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,986 Four o'clock. Mustn't be late. 56 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:49,029 Time for tea? 57 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:52,658 Word of warning: Don't take the macaroon. Mother's favorite. 58 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:08,632 You are now entering a restricted area. 59 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,892 I always prefer a room with a view, don't you? Tea? 60 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:21,228 I know about the Prospero incident. 61 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,855 Sugar, one lump. 62 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,983 - Is that why I'm here? - You're here for tea, Mrs. Peel. 63 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,610 Welcome to The Ministry. Macaroon? 64 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,665 Prospero. Prospero. Shakespeare's magician. 65 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,500 Do explain. 66 00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,502 Top-secret research. 67 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,423 A government project I was working on to create a weather shield. 68 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:51,300 A defensive umbrella. 69 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,135 I get it. 70 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,679 Someone attacks, we put up this... 71 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:57,890 ...umbrella... 72 00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:00,517 ...everyone goes home for tea. Marvelous. 73 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,645 Until someone blows up the research lab. 74 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:05,898 But did they just walk in? 75 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:08,859 - How did they get past security? - That's what's interesting. 76 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,613 Security cameras at the Prospero lab picked up a picture during the attack. 77 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:15,199 Something I'd like you to see, if you have a moment. 78 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,408 After tea. 79 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,619 Of course. 80 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,550 Well, she looks terribly familiar. 81 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,388 You're our chief suspect. 82 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,603 I'm innocent, of course. 83 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,064 Or guilty until proven innocent. 84 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,484 - Why would I sabotage my own project? - You tell us. 85 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,987 Looks like me. 86 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,116 But it isn't. 87 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:03,705 You will be allowed the privilege to prove your innocence. 88 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:07,251 If you didn't blow up Prospero, find out who did. 89 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,295 Mother would like me to show you the ropes. 90 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,923 He'd like us to work as a team. 91 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,301 You mean I have to trust you? 92 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,428 Absolutely, Mrs. Peel. 93 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,349 Shall we? 94 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,322 Do you think Mrs. Peel is dangerous, Father? 95 00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,491 All in my report, Mother. 96 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,618 Why haven't I read it? 97 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,954 Because I haven't given it to you. 98 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,374 My theory goes: Mrs. Peel may be ill. 99 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:48,917 Amnesia? 100 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,669 Possibly a split personality. 101 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,505 Maybe trauma. There was a husband. Test pilot. 102 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,049 Missing over the Amazon. Presumed dead. 103 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,551 He was one of ours. 104 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,511 Revenge is a possible motive. 105 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,763 She certainly fits our profile. 106 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:06,518 - How could you have released her? - Mrs. Peel is our only lead. 107 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,063 Either she'll lead us to the real enemy... 108 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,982 ...or they'll find her. 109 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,410 We were bombarding protons and ions to make antimatter. 110 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,873 I shall have to start calling you "Doctor" again. 111 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,462 Artificially creating new weather systems. 112 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,594 You're a lady of hidden talents, Mrs. Peel. 113 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,439 A little more flexibility in the wrist. 114 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:00,948 Scientist... 115 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,619 ...swordsman. 116 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,789 To what do you attribute your overachievements? 117 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,085 - My father always wanted a boy. - Oh, really? 118 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,131 I fail to see the connection. 119 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,592 I had a feeling you would. So did he. 120 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:32,896 Touch�. 121 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,652 The ebony handles are a touch heavy, Trubshaw. 122 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,904 I'll stick to the rosewood. 123 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:44,283 Excellent, sir. If you'd step this way... 124 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,830 Now my knight has chosen his armor. Shouldn't we be on our way? 125 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,666 Well, Trubshaw's a man worth meeting. 126 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,626 No point in setting out half-shod. 127 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,671 That's why I ordered you a pair of boots, Mrs. Peel. 128 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,839 Thank you. 129 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,342 I hope your shoes and waistcoat please you, sir. 130 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,428 - Impeccable. - Quite. 131 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,681 Your items will be delivered to the usual address. 132 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,184 Mrs. Peel's boots? 133 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,395 - Send them on. - Of course. 134 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,941 Mother suggested we go for a spin. 135 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,485 - Do you always listen to Mother? - That depends. 136 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:23,238 Marvelous weather. Not the sort of day to be stuck in town. 137 00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:25,324 - I think we ought to get away. - "We?" 138 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,783 Yes, just the two of us. 139 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,828 A weekend in the country, long walks, the wind in your hair. 140 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,206 - How about it? - Depends what you have in mind. 141 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,750 I'm a nature lover, so whatever comes naturally. 142 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,502 Should we take my car? 143 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,473 That's odd. 144 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,558 Rusty, perhaps? 145 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,478 I hope I haven't lost the knack. 146 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,951 Is the pot warm? 147 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,077 Always. 148 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,497 - Milk? - Lemon, just a twist. 149 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:17,209 No cakes, I'm afraid. You don't mind roughing it, do you? 150 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,544 On the contrary. 151 00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:21,463 - Should we be making plans for tonight? - We are. 152 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:25,384 I thought we'd have time to pay a social visit, since we happen to be passing. 153 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,885 I thought as much. 154 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,638 - Anyone in particular? - Sir August de Wynter. 155 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,099 Former Ministry man, head of Special Projects. 156 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:35,519 Ran our Strategic Deception Initiative. He's retired now. 157 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:36,979 Very rich. 158 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,355 Very odd. 159 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,648 Intriguing. 160 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,568 - A wealthy recluse. - More interesting than that. 161 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,946 Sir August's a fanatical meteorologist. It runs in the family. 162 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,949 Mother called April, sisters: May, June- 163 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,659 July, August. 164 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:54,413 The family does have weather on the brain. Any other vices? 165 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,916 All of a piece, really. Sir August's chairman of BROLLY: 166 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,044 British Royal Organization for Lasting Liquid Years. 167 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,589 It's a private group recruiting top scientists. 168 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:06,758 He thinks British weather has been tampered with by aliens. 169 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,219 They're not too keen on him at The Ministry. 170 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,221 - Mother tells me he left under- - A cloud? 171 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,181 Naturally. 172 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,851 If it wouldn't be too much bother, could you charm him a little? 173 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,895 I'll see what I can do. 174 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:19,563 More tea? 175 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:20,564 No, thanks. 176 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,732 I meant me. 177 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,406 I'll snoop around. 178 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,617 You distract him. 179 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:32,910 How? 180 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,161 Try... 181 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,704 ...small talk. 182 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,997 The weather? 183 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,958 Maybe something more feminine. A woman's touch. 184 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,920 - That should do it. - Think so? 185 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,172 Your confidence is overwhelming. 186 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:46,590 Such modesty. 187 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,218 A minor talent. Or hadn't you noticed? 188 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,219 Curious. 189 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,762 - Miss? - Mrs. 190 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:17,556 Mrs. 191 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,313 - Thank you. - Ma'am. 192 00:18:26,857 --> 00:18:27,858 Hello? 193 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,788 Hello? 194 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:51,673 Hello? 195 00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,348 Hello? 196 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,311 Peel. 197 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,188 Emma Peel. 198 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:10,651 You're all wet. 199 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,489 Have we met, or is it just the rain that's familiar? 200 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,575 We share a passion, I believe. 201 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,120 I have always admired a woman who is... 202 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,414 ...meteorologically inclined. 203 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,416 Mutual, I'm sure. 204 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,545 The thrill of the monsoon? 205 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,421 Ah, yes, the monsoons. 206 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,425 Even as a boy, when Nana taught me the naming of the clouds... 207 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,344 - Cumulus. - Yes. 208 00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:39,304 - Stratocumulus. - Oh, yes. 209 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,430 Nimbus. 210 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:43,767 I discovered then, nothing beats a good lashing. 211 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,185 Mind your head. 212 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:46,562 Take India. 213 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,773 You can have a good ten inches overnight there. 214 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,358 You know... 215 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:53,527 ...one should never fear... 216 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,904 ...being wet. 217 00:19:58,532 --> 00:19:59,783 Come this way. 218 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,328 Allow me. 219 00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:04,830 These rapid climate changes. 220 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,708 - The Ministry needs some answers. - Oh, that Ministry! 221 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,710 Dry enough, don't you think? 222 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,753 Do you mind? 223 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,338 Very well. 224 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,799 I need a specialist's opinion. 225 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:18,760 Theoretically speaking, if I wanted to alter cloud patterns... 226 00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,846 ...how would I power it? By microtransmission? 227 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,723 Yes, by microtransmission. 228 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:26,393 The military applications were never looked into after the Cold War. 229 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,478 The hot and the cold war. 230 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,022 Hot and cold war? 231 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,231 An outdated theory. 232 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:32,941 Intriguing, but impossible. 233 00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:34,610 Nothing is impossible! 234 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,070 Only mathematically improbable. 235 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:40,365 My dear Dr. Peel, look here. 236 00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,911 The twisted labellum. 237 00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:49,208 Note the upturned apiculus on the dorsal sepal. 238 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,543 A genetic impossibility. 239 00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,712 That flower should not exist... 240 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,506 ...yet there she is. 241 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,925 I did it. 242 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,181 Beautiful, no? 243 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:08,936 Touch it, Dr. Peel. 244 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,271 I feel I'm wasting my time. 245 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:12,856 No, please touch it. 246 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,485 I'm sorry to trouble you. It's obvious you know nothing. 247 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,529 I know nothing? 248 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:23,200 I have forgotten more than those fools at The Ministry ever knew! 249 00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:27,579 The ratio of protons to ions... 250 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,414 ...me! 251 00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,543 The entire Microtransmission Theory... 252 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:33,794 ...me! 253 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,295 I did it all! 254 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:37,714 Tea? 255 00:22:16,712 --> 00:22:17,671 Hello? 256 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:20,340 Hello? 257 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,968 Private property. No trespassing. 258 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,970 Sorry! I can't hear you! 259 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,598 Private property. No trespassing. 260 00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,439 I say, this is a bit much! 261 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,775 Perhaps your friend would like to join us. 262 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,027 My friend? 263 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,821 Some rather nasty weather out there. 264 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,949 Perhaps he's lost. 265 00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:48,285 I don't think so. 266 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:52,164 We don't get many trespassers up here. 267 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,248 Really? 268 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:54,708 Why not? 269 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,460 We shoot them. 270 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:00,130 Sugar? 271 00:23:45,342 --> 00:23:47,094 Is that you, Mrs. Peel? 272 00:23:54,893 --> 00:23:56,395 Manners, Mrs. Peel. 273 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:05,779 Steed? 274 00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,033 Steed? 275 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:15,414 There you are. 276 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:16,748 Tea? 277 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:18,792 With lemon. 278 00:24:19,168 --> 00:24:21,378 Grape? I bought them specially. 279 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,634 I hope you don't mind me taking liberties. 280 00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:29,303 I had to tuck you up in bed. 281 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,555 You didn't seem in good shape when I found you. 282 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,140 I was frozen stiff. 283 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,351 Now I feel much revived. 284 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:38,312 Not me you should thank for that. 285 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:41,857 Actually, I wasn't about to. I recall a very strange thing. 286 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,318 You tried to shoot me, didn't you? 287 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,278 I would never shoot you. 288 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:49,656 - Not without my reasons. - I remember it clearly. 289 00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:51,700 One shot to the heart. 290 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:53,660 But, luckily, my... 291 00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:56,788 ...Trubshaw waistcoat was bulletproof. 292 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:59,708 Silly me, I thought you were just overdressed. 293 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:02,211 "Be prepared. " Is that your motto? 294 00:25:02,294 --> 00:25:05,464 I thought it best to take precautions. One never knows. 295 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:08,050 I suppose Mother warned you about women like me. 296 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,594 Until now, I didn't know there were women like you. 297 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:14,181 Obviously, I'm the sort that doesn't take "no" for an answer. 298 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:17,809 I think that would depend entirely on the question, Mrs. Peel. 299 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:22,856 I say, you definitely are Mrs. Peel, aren't you? 300 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,191 You're delirious. 301 00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:26,109 I should've abandoned you. 302 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:29,821 Nursing an invalid isn't my idea of fun, after all. 303 00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,449 I could've taken up any amount of offers. 304 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:33,534 And? 305 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:36,161 I did find a clue at Sir August's. 306 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:41,583 You see, Steed... 307 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,752 ...a woman's touch... 308 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,797 "Wonderland Weather. " 309 00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:53,887 Hello. 310 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,430 Wonderland Weather? 311 00:25:55,514 --> 00:25:56,515 Yes. 312 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:01,019 You've been recommended by a friend who said you'd know all about our problem. 313 00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:04,815 We're awfully worried about our roses. 314 00:26:06,525 --> 00:26:08,026 I don't understand. 315 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,153 My colleague and I represent... 316 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,322 ...a very influential group of flower growers... 317 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:15,284 ...working under tremendously adverse conditions. 318 00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,412 For some years, we've been breeding a special rose... 319 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:20,122 ...the Crimson Monk... 320 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:23,167 ...until in the past week we've been plagued by... 321 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:24,668 ...ladybirds. 322 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:27,045 I thought ladybirds loved roses. 323 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,632 A little too much, apparently. Now our flower show's coming up. 324 00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:33,594 We need a few more warm summer days very quickly. 325 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:35,387 Yes. 326 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:40,350 Have you seen the seven-spotted ladybird in the mating season? 327 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:43,103 Speckled grey larvae? 328 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:45,105 A month to... 329 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,524 ...pupate, then... 330 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,277 ...no more roses. 331 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:51,486 Voracious. 332 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,448 I hope I haven't come to the wrong place. 333 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:56,909 I was recommended by a member of BROLLY. 334 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:58,577 BROLLY? 335 00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,829 Don't say you haven't heard of it. 336 00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:03,582 I was speaking to my colleague, Sir August. 337 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:06,543 You do know Sir August de Wynter? 338 00:27:06,877 --> 00:27:07,961 Of course. 339 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:14,301 Welcome to Wonderland Weather, here in our London headquarters. 340 00:27:15,344 --> 00:27:18,180 Now, allied with our colleagues from BROLLY... 341 00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:21,016 ...together we will make history. 342 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,567 You all know who I am... 343 00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:32,903 ...and I know all of you... 344 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:35,447 ...but you cannot know one another. 345 00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:37,115 Security... 346 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:38,909 ...is still paramount. 347 00:27:40,077 --> 00:27:42,371 Our organization now faces... 348 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:44,581 ...its greatest test. 349 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,376 Therefore... 350 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,003 ...I demand absolute loyalty... 351 00:27:50,671 --> 00:27:52,381 ...absolute obedience. 352 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,884 But if anybody wishes to resign... 353 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:58,011 ...he must do so now. 354 00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:02,724 And in recognition of your work... 355 00:28:02,933 --> 00:28:06,061 ...a generous offer of $1 million awaits you. 356 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,278 Now... 357 00:28:15,195 --> 00:28:16,947 ...does anybody wish... 358 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:18,699 ...to resign? 359 00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:23,787 Please don't be shy. 360 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:32,254 Well. 361 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:36,383 Well, now. 362 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,803 We owe so much to both of you. 363 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:43,432 Without your work, my humble project would perish. 364 00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:47,853 How can I show my appreciation? 365 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:57,821 Any other business? 366 00:28:58,739 --> 00:29:01,074 - You actually sell weather here? - Yes. 367 00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:04,077 Our newest line: Summer or winter. 368 00:29:04,203 --> 00:29:08,123 Tuscany or Gstaad. Natural weather delivered down your phone line. 369 00:29:08,499 --> 00:29:10,584 All you'll need is a radio transmitter. 370 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:11,835 How real... 371 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:13,754 ...will it feel? 372 00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:14,796 Very. 373 00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:17,591 A whole new line in personalized meteorology. 374 00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:21,678 Imagine... an autumn mist, dappled sunshine through an autumn glade. 375 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:23,472 Temperature- 376 00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:24,932 Around 65�? 377 00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,144 Whatever you fancy, sir. 378 00:29:29,228 --> 00:29:30,312 Marvelous. 379 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:33,774 A solution to matters meteorological and horticultural... 380 00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:36,026 ...and to my roses. 381 00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:42,115 Excuse me. 382 00:29:42,199 --> 00:29:43,367 Hurry back. 383 00:30:22,197 --> 00:30:24,741 Babbington, head of Prospero Research. 384 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:26,368 And? 385 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:27,411 Morton... 386 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:28,912 ...his assistant. 387 00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:50,851 I'll take the high road. 388 00:30:50,934 --> 00:30:52,769 And I'll take the low road. 389 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:44,655 Good morning. 390 00:31:50,202 --> 00:31:52,746 That was a very silly thing to do. 391 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:39,520 Mrs. Peel? 392 00:33:51,865 --> 00:33:54,910 - Just in time to save me from myself. - Are you all right? 393 00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:56,995 I thought I was seeing double. 394 00:33:57,830 --> 00:33:59,414 That makes two of us. 395 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,632 So now you're saying there are two Mrs. Peels? 396 00:34:08,715 --> 00:34:11,718 - Preposterous! - Let me handle this. I'm in charge. 397 00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:13,178 We both know who's responsible. 398 00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:15,722 This story is a complete red herring. It's quite impossible. 399 00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:19,935 Nothing is impossible. I often think of six impossible things before breakfast. 400 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:21,895 Thank you for your contribution. 401 00:34:21,979 --> 00:34:24,648 And now will you kindly allow me to continue? 402 00:34:26,024 --> 00:34:27,860 Steed, you were saying? 403 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,530 I was saying someone's recruiting your Prospero scientists... 404 00:34:31,613 --> 00:34:33,615 ...under a cover organization. 405 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:36,243 But it's not Mrs. Peel. 406 00:34:36,785 --> 00:34:40,414 If you're so sure of her innocence, do you have another suspect? 407 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:41,540 I may. 408 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:44,084 What makes you so sure of an attack? 409 00:34:44,168 --> 00:34:47,296 The World Council of Ministers is meeting on St. Swithin's Day... 410 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,630 ...the patron saint of weather- 411 00:34:48,714 --> 00:34:49,715 You see? 412 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:51,800 I do see. That's what I've been trying to tell you. 413 00:34:51,884 --> 00:34:54,761 I saw both Mrs. Peels, with my own eyes. 414 00:34:58,390 --> 00:35:00,767 We can't waste any more time. He has his orders. 415 00:35:00,851 --> 00:35:02,352 I'm counting on you, Steed. 416 00:35:02,436 --> 00:35:04,188 The clock is ticking. 417 00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:54,822 A perfect dress rehearsal. 418 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:04,581 Mother and Father are convinced an attack will take place. 419 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:09,086 Could someone like Sir August really target a kind of weather bomb? 420 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:12,130 Queen to rook five. 421 00:36:12,256 --> 00:36:16,468 If they knew what they were doing. It's all a question of protons and ions. 422 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:17,761 Do explain. 423 00:36:17,928 --> 00:36:21,014 Left on their own, they repel each other. Very unstable. 424 00:36:21,098 --> 00:36:22,683 Knight to knight four. 425 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:26,812 To achieve fusion, they require a little extra oomph. 426 00:36:27,938 --> 00:36:30,607 A gentle embrace, as opposed to a clinch. 427 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:33,819 Low excitation energy, technically speaking. 428 00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:34,987 Then, boom. 429 00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:36,780 Exactly. 430 00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:39,408 The pawn to knight four. 431 00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:42,661 Look, I've been charting these weather outbreaks. 432 00:36:42,828 --> 00:36:44,788 Pawn to queen's knight three. 433 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:47,583 - Are you paying attention? - Absolutely. 434 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:49,668 A believer in firm discipline. 435 00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:51,461 Do you always obey orders? 436 00:36:51,545 --> 00:36:52,546 Always. 437 00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:54,464 Except when I don't. 438 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:56,967 Knight to queen five. 439 00:36:58,635 --> 00:37:03,098 For example, if I were, perish the thought, under orders to kill you... 440 00:37:03,765 --> 00:37:06,310 - Pity you never told me. - You never asked. 441 00:37:06,518 --> 00:37:10,272 I can't mention everything. Besides, we were getting along so well. 442 00:37:10,397 --> 00:37:12,274 You didn't want to spoil the fun. 443 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:15,027 It would've put a damper on things, don't you agree? 444 00:37:15,110 --> 00:37:16,361 I'm intrigued. 445 00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,780 Pawn to queen's bishop three. 446 00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:22,451 What did you have in mind? Nothing too messy, I hope. 447 00:37:22,576 --> 00:37:25,120 No need to dwell on the unsavory aspects. 448 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:28,665 After all, according to your file, you're a psychopathic personality... 449 00:37:28,749 --> 00:37:32,085 ...with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia... 450 00:37:32,169 --> 00:37:33,879 ...based on traumatic repression... 451 00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:37,341 ...leading to outbursts of antisocial and violent behavior. 452 00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:40,469 Knight to king seven. 453 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:41,803 Check. 454 00:37:44,264 --> 00:37:46,517 Is that really what you think of me? 455 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,435 Well... 456 00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:50,562 ...just my type, Mrs. Peel. 457 00:37:53,273 --> 00:37:55,734 Good, because I think I found something. 458 00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:59,029 You never fail to surprise me. 459 00:37:59,321 --> 00:38:00,572 On this map... 460 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,159 ...here... 461 00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:07,246 ...a cluster of microclimates around a single area. 462 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:08,872 Very, very strange. 463 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:11,875 Time to pay Sir August another visit. 464 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:16,213 Your move. 465 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,842 Queen takes knight. 466 00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:22,511 Checkmate. 467 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:27,057 It's just a game. 468 00:38:30,185 --> 00:38:33,146 I can't hold off The Ministry much longer. 469 00:38:33,605 --> 00:38:37,526 This Mrs. Peel, I'm warning you, don't let her get too close. 470 00:38:40,529 --> 00:38:41,864 Good shot. 471 00:38:47,327 --> 00:38:50,289 Don't worry. I'll take care of Mrs. Peel. 472 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:55,961 You're playing rather well today, Father. 473 00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:58,839 - Shall we double the bet? - Yes. 474 00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:03,051 I've never been able to refuse you anything. 475 00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:07,806 Pity. 476 00:39:08,265 --> 00:39:09,433 Just missed. 477 00:39:15,397 --> 00:39:16,398 I win again. 478 00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:39,129 I thought you lived on the edge, Mrs. Peel. Is this as fast as you can go? 479 00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:41,673 Have I trespassed on a male prerogative? 480 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,134 We're being followed. 481 00:39:45,302 --> 00:39:46,762 What's that noise? 482 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:57,231 Insects. 483 00:39:57,356 --> 00:39:58,815 Bigger every year. 484 00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:06,073 Sir August thinks of everything. 485 00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:12,955 Hold on. 486 00:41:24,985 --> 00:41:26,069 Let's go! 487 00:42:11,782 --> 00:42:12,866 Head down. 488 00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:58,203 Would you please be so kind as to hit the ground... 489 00:42:58,287 --> 00:43:00,372 ...if it's not too much trouble? 490 00:43:09,006 --> 00:43:10,632 I hope he was a baddy. 491 00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:13,427 My name's Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. 492 00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:15,971 - John Steed. - And this must be Mrs. Peel. 493 00:43:16,221 --> 00:43:17,639 Mrs. Peel, Alice. 494 00:43:20,809 --> 00:43:22,060 How do you do? 495 00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:30,194 Cocky little bastard. 496 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:31,612 Indeed. 497 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:34,156 - Are you with Mother or Father? - Both, actually. 498 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,743 I'm glad to hear they're together at last. They don't get along. 499 00:43:37,826 --> 00:43:40,204 Promotion, top job, most unfair. 500 00:43:41,038 --> 00:43:43,123 - Quite a fuss at The Ministry. - You don't say. 501 00:43:43,207 --> 00:43:45,292 I think we should be on our way. 502 00:43:47,085 --> 00:43:49,630 Someone didn't want you to get to the party. 503 00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:51,882 I expect we'll have to gatecrash. 504 00:43:57,888 --> 00:43:59,932 This way. I know a back way in. 505 00:44:17,908 --> 00:44:18,992 Excuse me. 506 00:44:19,451 --> 00:44:21,703 You are a Gemini, Mrs. Peel? 507 00:44:22,579 --> 00:44:24,039 How did you guess? 508 00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:36,802 Let's take separate paths. We'll meet in the middle. 509 00:44:36,885 --> 00:44:37,886 Perfect. 510 00:44:41,598 --> 00:44:45,185 Ah, yes, it's clear now. A love maze in a trapezoid shape. 511 00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:46,770 A love maze. 512 00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:49,940 Originally late-17th-century design, then copied. 513 00:45:01,535 --> 00:45:03,453 Over here, by your side. 514 00:45:04,204 --> 00:45:05,455 I was worried. 515 00:45:05,622 --> 00:45:09,084 - How touching. Afraid you'd lost me? - No, that you might escape. 516 00:45:09,168 --> 00:45:10,502 Still suspicious? 517 00:45:10,586 --> 00:45:14,131 Just wondering if you'd brought me here under false pretenses. 518 00:45:14,548 --> 00:45:17,301 Frankly, I'm amazed. Perhaps I should run away. 519 00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:19,595 I'll have to give chase. 520 00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:21,054 I'll hide. 521 00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,431 How romantic. 522 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:23,640 Do try. 523 00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:41,158 Sir August de Wynter. 524 00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:42,409 John Steed. 525 00:45:47,372 --> 00:45:50,292 An old trick I learned from a dervish in Istanbul. 526 00:45:50,459 --> 00:45:51,710 Turkish rules. 527 00:45:52,503 --> 00:45:54,505 - If you insist. - Then try this. 528 00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:00,302 A man with an umbrella... 529 00:46:00,385 --> 00:46:02,137 ...is a man praying for rain. 530 00:46:02,221 --> 00:46:06,141 And a man without one is a fool. Never trust the weather, Sir August. 531 00:46:07,351 --> 00:46:08,685 Rain or shine... 532 00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:10,646 ...all is mine. 533 00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:45,430 So glad you could come. 534 00:46:46,056 --> 00:46:47,850 I thought I'd drop in. 535 00:46:49,434 --> 00:46:50,602 Comfortable? 536 00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:52,563 How cozy. 537 00:46:53,397 --> 00:46:54,898 Just the two of us? 538 00:46:55,023 --> 00:46:57,317 Yes, like spoons in a drawer. 539 00:46:59,486 --> 00:47:02,531 Perhaps I could help you, if I knew what you wanted. 540 00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:07,035 The only thing I want... 541 00:47:07,536 --> 00:47:08,620 ...is you. 542 00:47:09,371 --> 00:47:10,539 How touching. 543 00:47:10,873 --> 00:47:12,249 Join me, Emma... 544 00:47:12,666 --> 00:47:14,418 ...and we have the world. 545 00:47:15,043 --> 00:47:17,087 You would have to say "please. " 546 00:47:17,629 --> 00:47:18,797 But of course. 547 00:47:19,256 --> 00:47:20,507 If you insist. 548 00:47:24,761 --> 00:47:25,762 Please. 549 00:47:28,599 --> 00:47:30,142 When you awaken... 550 00:47:30,642 --> 00:47:32,644 ...you will remember nothing. 551 00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:35,939 Remember nothing. 552 00:47:37,232 --> 00:47:39,610 Steed? Steed, are you all right? 553 00:47:43,238 --> 00:47:45,324 I thought I was seeing double again. 554 00:47:45,407 --> 00:47:46,492 You were. 555 00:47:46,658 --> 00:47:48,327 A Gemini, definitely. 556 00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:51,622 No time to lose. Here's the plan. 557 00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:20,794 Raffle tickets? Church fete. Could I possibly winkle a cake out of you? 558 00:49:21,044 --> 00:49:22,504 Or perhaps a small donation? 559 00:49:22,588 --> 00:49:23,839 Not today, thank you. 560 00:49:23,922 --> 00:49:27,301 Do come. Tombola, Lucky Dip, Pin the Tail on the Donkey- 561 00:49:27,384 --> 00:49:28,886 Nor any other day! 562 00:49:28,969 --> 00:49:31,972 If you're going to be difficult, I'm afraid I'll have to insist. 563 00:49:32,055 --> 00:49:33,515 Where's Mrs. Peel? 564 00:52:11,298 --> 00:52:12,382 Mrs. Peel? 565 00:52:21,391 --> 00:52:23,560 Don't worry, you're in my flat. 566 00:52:24,561 --> 00:52:25,646 Quite safe. 567 00:52:25,729 --> 00:52:27,314 What am I doing here? 568 00:52:27,397 --> 00:52:28,482 Having tea. 569 00:52:29,358 --> 00:52:30,526 Is that all? 570 00:52:30,692 --> 00:52:32,528 After a manner of speaking. 571 00:52:33,570 --> 00:52:34,822 Your boots... 572 00:52:35,739 --> 00:52:37,199 ...from Trubshaw. 573 00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,665 They might be useful. 574 00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:48,418 Allow me. 575 00:52:52,548 --> 00:52:53,799 I was worried. 576 00:52:55,092 --> 00:52:56,677 What happened to you? 577 00:52:56,927 --> 00:52:59,012 I remember the maze, a house... 578 00:52:59,638 --> 00:53:00,889 ...some music. 579 00:53:02,224 --> 00:53:04,268 - Then nothing. - Try to remember. 580 00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:07,062 It's very important. 581 00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:09,398 I believe you're in extreme danger. 582 00:53:10,816 --> 00:53:12,776 You'd better stay here with me. 583 00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:13,861 Is that wise? 584 00:53:13,944 --> 00:53:16,697 You'll be safer here. We can talk things through. 585 00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:18,157 An official debriefing. 586 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,658 No interruptions. 587 00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:22,244 You live alone? No Mrs. Steed? 588 00:53:22,953 --> 00:53:24,663 Well, since you ask... 589 00:53:25,789 --> 00:53:28,125 Mrs. Steed lives in Wiltshire. 590 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,296 My mother. 591 00:53:33,255 --> 00:53:35,632 I had you down as a creature of habit. 592 00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:37,509 A bachelor's life. 593 00:53:37,676 --> 00:53:39,469 It's worked quite well, until now. 594 00:53:39,553 --> 00:53:41,555 Don't tell me you never met the right girl. 595 00:53:41,638 --> 00:53:42,723 There's always the exception. 596 00:53:42,806 --> 00:53:43,891 That proves the rule? 597 00:53:43,974 --> 00:53:46,852 Quite. You're exceptional in many things. 598 00:53:47,811 --> 00:53:48,729 But duty... 599 00:53:48,812 --> 00:53:50,272 ...comes first. 600 00:53:51,982 --> 00:53:53,609 Shall we make a start? 601 00:53:53,859 --> 00:53:55,944 A time and place for everything. 602 00:54:02,201 --> 00:54:03,160 Now... 603 00:54:04,203 --> 00:54:06,330 ...is definitely the time. 604 00:54:12,127 --> 00:54:13,295 And the place. 605 00:54:17,674 --> 00:54:18,759 Too tight. 606 00:54:19,593 --> 00:54:20,594 Push. 607 00:54:30,270 --> 00:54:31,438 Do come in. 608 00:54:32,189 --> 00:54:33,273 I didn't hear you knock. 609 00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:37,528 We can dispense with formalities. I want Mrs. Peel. Interrogation. 610 00:54:37,861 --> 00:54:39,613 Nothing I could do about it. 611 00:54:39,696 --> 00:54:42,366 Security restrictions, Steed, applied to you. 612 00:54:43,033 --> 00:54:45,035 Mrs. Peel is under arrest. 613 00:54:48,831 --> 00:54:49,915 In you go. 614 00:54:55,337 --> 00:54:56,588 Sorry, Steed. 615 00:54:56,797 --> 00:55:00,384 Father's taken control. She always wanted Mother off the case. 616 00:55:03,887 --> 00:55:07,015 There's only one place to go, but I'll need clearance. 617 00:55:07,474 --> 00:55:08,475 I'll fix it. 618 00:55:52,561 --> 00:55:53,520 Hello? 619 00:55:53,604 --> 00:55:54,605 Hello. 620 00:55:55,564 --> 00:55:57,816 Brenda told me to expect you, Steed. 621 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:00,694 Hello? 622 00:56:01,570 --> 00:56:02,654 Talk to the pipe. 623 00:56:02,738 --> 00:56:04,239 That usually helps. 624 00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,492 Colonel Jones? 625 00:56:07,075 --> 00:56:09,411 Don't worry about me being invisible. 626 00:56:09,912 --> 00:56:12,289 Other than that, I'm perfectly normal. 627 00:56:12,831 --> 00:56:13,832 I see. 628 00:56:14,082 --> 00:56:15,584 Or rather, you don't. 629 00:56:15,667 --> 00:56:20,088 Learnt the trick in camouflage, till the accident made rather a mess of things. 630 00:56:20,422 --> 00:56:21,965 Now I'm stuck away in the basement. 631 00:56:22,049 --> 00:56:23,634 Lucky if I even get the tea trolley. 632 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:25,969 I'm afraid I don't have much time. 633 00:56:26,053 --> 00:56:28,514 I'd like you to take a look at this map. 634 00:56:32,809 --> 00:56:34,895 I want to know something more about... 635 00:56:34,978 --> 00:56:36,730 ...the Prospero Program. 636 00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:40,150 Where'd you find this? 637 00:56:40,234 --> 00:56:41,735 Wonderland Weather. 638 00:56:43,028 --> 00:56:44,822 Retail meteorology. 639 00:56:50,285 --> 00:56:52,830 I believe you've jogged my memory, Steed. 640 00:56:53,539 --> 00:56:56,083 I may have to dig a little deeper, though. 641 00:56:58,210 --> 00:56:59,211 Shall I? 642 00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:00,587 Follow me. 643 00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:06,760 Hello, Mrs. Peel. Welcome back to The Ministry. 644 00:57:06,885 --> 00:57:08,428 Now, we're going to have a talk. 645 00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,597 About the weather? How topical. 646 00:57:10,889 --> 00:57:12,266 It'll help pass the time. 647 00:57:12,349 --> 00:57:14,726 Time would pass anyway, if you think about it logically. 648 00:57:14,852 --> 00:57:17,020 But so few do think logically or even anti-logically. 649 00:57:17,104 --> 00:57:20,065 Clockwise or anti-clockwise. Tick-tock, tock-tick. Seesaw, Margery Daw. 650 00:57:20,149 --> 00:57:24,653 It amounts to the same thing. After all, how do you know I'm the real Mrs. Peel? 651 00:57:24,736 --> 00:57:27,114 How real do you feel, Mrs. Peel? 652 00:57:27,614 --> 00:57:28,782 I'll repeat the question... 653 00:57:28,866 --> 00:57:32,536 ...bypassing the weather, which, being British, we'll return to in a moment. 654 00:57:32,619 --> 00:57:35,080 Do I walk like Mrs. Peel? Talk like Mrs. Peel? 655 00:57:35,205 --> 00:57:37,457 Am I witty, wise, wonderful to know? 656 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:39,960 Or do I go around shooting Ministry agents... 657 00:57:40,043 --> 00:57:42,129 ...attempting to rule the world on my days off? 658 00:57:42,212 --> 00:57:44,256 Now you'rejust playing games. 659 00:57:53,390 --> 00:57:55,851 Of course! The Ministry cloning program. 660 00:57:56,268 --> 00:57:59,188 Sir August ran it, but it appears he went too far. 661 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,940 Some of his more advanced experiments... 662 00:58:02,524 --> 00:58:03,859 ...are not too pleasant. 663 00:58:03,942 --> 00:58:05,736 So they pulled him off it. 664 00:58:06,778 --> 00:58:08,113 Anything else? 665 00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:12,201 As I recall, there was some former Ministry land used... 666 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:17,080 ...as a secret military installation and sold by us to Sir August years ago. 667 00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:20,417 And authorized by Father. 668 00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:23,545 Eeny-meeny-miny-mole. 669 00:58:26,089 --> 00:58:27,758 And this is the site. 670 00:58:29,593 --> 00:58:30,969 But where is it? 671 00:58:31,136 --> 00:58:35,224 According to your map, it's an island right here in the middle of London. 672 00:58:37,726 --> 00:58:40,437 It must be where he's controlling the weather. 673 00:58:44,441 --> 00:58:46,068 Why did you never tell anyone? 674 00:58:46,151 --> 00:58:47,778 Nobody ever asked. 675 00:58:51,281 --> 00:58:54,701 These changes in weather are controlled and aggressive. 676 00:58:55,202 --> 00:58:58,247 Yes, Prime Minister. We're monitoring the situation. 677 00:58:58,622 --> 00:59:01,667 The Council of Ministers is now in emergency session. 678 00:59:04,169 --> 00:59:06,713 The weather is getting worse by the minute. 679 00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:18,600 Now... 680 00:59:19,101 --> 00:59:21,353 ...is the winter ofyour discontent. 681 00:59:22,938 --> 00:59:24,106 Above you... 682 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:26,525 ...the weather is changing. 683 00:59:27,401 --> 00:59:29,319 The temperature is dropping. 684 00:59:30,362 --> 00:59:32,114 Soon it will be freezing. 685 00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:35,200 Why? 686 00:59:36,493 --> 00:59:39,997 Because the weather is no longer in God's hands, but in mine. 687 00:59:44,501 --> 00:59:45,752 Those clouds... 688 00:59:45,836 --> 00:59:47,671 ...all controlled by me... 689 00:59:47,921 --> 00:59:49,923 ...are recreating the weather. 690 00:59:51,008 --> 00:59:52,593 I have set off... 691 00:59:53,177 --> 00:59:54,803 ...a chain reaction... 692 00:59:55,971 --> 00:59:59,558 ...that will paralyze and ultimately destroy the city. 693 01:00:03,312 --> 01:00:04,688 The countdown... 694 01:00:05,314 --> 01:00:06,899 ...has already begun. 695 01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:11,904 And this is merely the beginning! 696 01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:14,490 This is outrageous! It's blackmail! 697 01:00:14,573 --> 01:00:15,991 Do shut up! 698 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,038 Hundreds of millions will die. They'll drown... 699 01:00:21,788 --> 01:00:22,873 ...burn... 700 01:00:23,123 --> 01:00:24,208 ...freeze. 701 01:00:26,293 --> 01:00:27,252 You... 702 01:00:27,794 --> 01:00:29,588 ...and your governments... 703 01:00:29,796 --> 01:00:31,215 ...have no choice. 704 01:00:33,759 --> 01:00:36,011 You will buy your weather from me... 705 01:00:37,888 --> 01:00:40,349 ...and, by God, you'll pay for it. 706 01:00:41,141 --> 01:00:42,392 Unacceptable! 707 01:00:43,894 --> 01:00:48,315 Any attempt at interference will only lead to automatic annihilation. 708 01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:52,861 And, by the way... 709 01:00:53,695 --> 01:00:55,656 ...you have until midnight... 710 01:00:57,908 --> 01:00:59,076 ...tonight! 711 01:01:07,709 --> 01:01:09,461 Alice, are you all right? 712 01:01:10,420 --> 01:01:12,047 Sir August's demands. 713 01:01:12,214 --> 01:01:15,384 He wants them delivered directly to the Prime Minister. 714 01:01:17,427 --> 01:01:21,181 "Ten percent of our gross national product annually. " That's preposterous. 715 01:01:21,265 --> 01:01:22,599 There will be no negotiation. 716 01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:24,226 His words exactly. 717 01:01:24,434 --> 01:01:28,480 He says unless we accept his demands, the weather will get colder and colder... 718 01:01:28,564 --> 01:01:31,692 ...until we'll all have to go to hell just to warm up. 719 01:01:32,651 --> 01:01:34,945 Did Sir August torture you, Alice? 720 01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:38,198 No, he didn't have to. 721 01:01:38,532 --> 01:01:40,033 Knows everything already. 722 01:01:40,117 --> 01:01:42,077 Breach of security, top level. 723 01:01:44,204 --> 01:01:45,289 Father. 724 01:01:48,333 --> 01:01:49,585 Alert security. 725 01:01:54,006 --> 01:01:55,257 Sorry, Father. 726 01:01:55,632 --> 01:01:56,884 The game's up. 727 01:01:56,967 --> 01:01:59,887 Careful, it might go off. We don't want another accident. 728 01:01:59,970 --> 01:02:01,722 Half-working, as you are. 729 01:02:02,306 --> 01:02:05,267 Poor Mother, finally figured it out. But too late. 730 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:07,436 Nonsense. Mother knows best. 731 01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:09,938 I want you to release Mrs. Peel. 732 01:02:10,272 --> 01:02:11,356 Certainly. 733 01:02:11,482 --> 01:02:12,733 But which one? 734 01:02:24,495 --> 01:02:26,788 It really isn't Mother's day. 735 01:02:58,028 --> 01:02:59,488 On course to base. 736 01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:02,407 Seven degrees east, north by northwest. 737 01:03:04,368 --> 01:03:05,869 Navigation control. 738 01:03:06,203 --> 01:03:08,205 Anti-cyclone. Pull the right. 739 01:03:08,580 --> 01:03:10,582 I have Mrs. Peel on board... 740 01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:12,459 ...and heading back to base. 741 01:03:12,543 --> 01:03:15,003 We'll keep you informed of our progress. 742 01:03:15,420 --> 01:03:16,797 Message end. 743 01:03:47,119 --> 01:03:49,246 The balloon, Steed. The balloon. 744 01:03:49,329 --> 01:03:50,747 Don't mind me. 745 01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:16,356 You're drifting. 746 01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:28,952 You're drifting off course. You're losing altitude. 747 01:04:37,711 --> 01:04:39,463 You've drifted off course! 748 01:06:36,205 --> 01:06:38,040 Prince Charming, I presume? 749 01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:39,791 Hardly, I'm afraid. 750 01:06:42,002 --> 01:06:44,546 A micro-tag concealed in your boots. 751 01:06:45,881 --> 01:06:47,049 Thank you... 752 01:06:47,257 --> 01:06:48,425 Trubshaw. 753 01:06:50,636 --> 01:06:52,095 Are you all right? 754 01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:57,601 And the other Mrs. Peel? 755 01:06:58,393 --> 01:06:59,937 Dispatched, I think. 756 01:07:01,146 --> 01:07:02,397 Sad, in a way. 757 01:07:02,981 --> 01:07:04,608 Here, let me help you. 758 01:07:22,459 --> 01:07:23,710 I wonder... 759 01:07:57,327 --> 01:07:59,413 Unless I'm very much mistaken... 760 01:08:00,497 --> 01:08:02,291 ...that was a kiss, Steed. 761 01:08:04,418 --> 01:08:05,419 Yes. 762 01:08:06,753 --> 01:08:07,921 Technically. 763 01:08:08,672 --> 01:08:09,840 "Technically?" 764 01:08:10,007 --> 01:08:13,468 Well, I would never presume. It was more in the spirit of... 765 01:08:13,886 --> 01:08:15,512 ...scientific inquiry. 766 01:08:17,014 --> 01:08:19,057 Hard evidence, you might say. 767 01:08:19,892 --> 01:08:21,602 I realized that immediately. 768 01:08:21,685 --> 01:08:23,145 Of course you did. 769 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:25,522 I needed proof that you were... 770 01:08:27,149 --> 01:08:28,859 ...definitely Mrs. Peel. 771 01:08:29,776 --> 01:08:30,777 I see. 772 01:08:32,070 --> 01:08:33,155 And... 773 01:08:34,615 --> 01:08:35,866 ...convinced? 774 01:08:37,201 --> 01:08:38,368 Well, I'm... 775 01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:40,787 ...still thinking. 776 01:08:41,747 --> 01:08:44,374 Dense cloud formations moving northeast, sir. 777 01:08:45,876 --> 01:08:47,920 Some sort of radio transmitter. 778 01:08:49,713 --> 01:08:52,174 Of course we have it under control, sir. 779 01:08:54,384 --> 01:08:56,386 Not quite under control, but- 780 01:08:58,722 --> 01:08:59,807 Yes, sir. 781 01:09:00,474 --> 01:09:01,934 I understand, sir. 782 01:09:02,643 --> 01:09:05,187 Our agents are on the case right now, sir. 783 01:09:06,939 --> 01:09:08,357 Two of them, sir. 784 01:09:10,067 --> 01:09:11,068 A man... 785 01:09:11,819 --> 01:09:13,362 ...and a woman, sir. 786 01:09:36,468 --> 01:09:37,636 According to Colonel Jones... 787 01:09:37,761 --> 01:09:41,807 ...this is the site of a Ministry installation sold off years ago to- 788 01:09:41,974 --> 01:09:44,101 - Wonderland Weather, I bet. - Quite. 789 01:10:13,005 --> 01:10:14,506 Something up ahead. 790 01:10:22,639 --> 01:10:24,433 Alas, poor Teddy... 791 01:10:25,142 --> 01:10:26,602 I knew him, Steed. 792 01:10:27,102 --> 01:10:28,187 Penrose... 793 01:10:29,104 --> 01:10:31,190 ...head of Antimatter Fission... 794 01:10:31,356 --> 01:10:32,608 ...at Prospero. 795 01:10:33,650 --> 01:10:35,903 The teddy bears are having a picnic. 796 01:10:36,111 --> 01:10:37,613 We're getting warm. 797 01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:47,831 Seems familiar. 798 01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:56,882 Mrs. Peel, you're needed. 799 01:11:01,595 --> 01:11:02,679 Excuse me. 800 01:11:03,347 --> 01:11:05,349 Equipment needs adjusting. 801 01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:07,559 Nothing broken, I hope. 802 01:11:07,726 --> 01:11:08,977 My umbrella. 803 01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:11,855 Tight fit in here. 804 01:11:12,397 --> 01:11:13,732 Allow me. 805 01:11:15,192 --> 01:11:16,985 How now, brown cow? 806 01:11:17,528 --> 01:11:18,695 Welcome. 807 01:12:00,654 --> 01:12:02,489 There must be a hatch somewhere. 808 01:12:02,573 --> 01:12:05,909 I need to locate the circuits, break the codes and disconnect the wires. 809 01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:07,411 How will you know if it works? 810 01:12:07,494 --> 01:12:09,371 I won't, until I make the right connection. 811 01:12:09,454 --> 01:12:11,039 So much for science. 812 01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:14,126 I'll stick to swordplay. 813 01:12:20,007 --> 01:12:21,341 This must be it. 814 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:27,139 Don't wait for me. 815 01:12:27,222 --> 01:12:28,724 Perish the thought. 816 01:12:29,224 --> 01:12:30,476 Just one thing. 817 01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:31,727 Good luck? 818 01:12:31,977 --> 01:12:35,063 Something like that. Not that you need it, of course. 819 01:13:03,884 --> 01:13:04,885 Bailey... 820 01:13:05,302 --> 01:13:06,553 ...take her. 821 01:13:07,805 --> 01:13:09,431 I'll attend to Steed. 822 01:15:28,779 --> 01:15:30,030 Oh, fuck! 823 01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:46,296 Weather system... 824 01:15:46,421 --> 01:15:48,465 ...level one and rising. 825 01:15:53,303 --> 01:15:54,471 Weather system... 826 01:15:54,555 --> 01:15:55,806 ...level two... 827 01:15:56,140 --> 01:15:57,391 ...and rising. 828 01:15:58,475 --> 01:16:00,269 Storm system activated. 829 01:16:18,829 --> 01:16:20,873 Weather system, level six... 830 01:16:21,498 --> 01:16:22,666 ...and rising. 831 01:16:35,262 --> 01:16:38,182 John Steed. What a horse's arse of a name. 832 01:16:39,183 --> 01:16:41,852 Clearly, you're not a racing man, Sir August. 833 01:16:42,186 --> 01:16:45,731 Anyway, I have no time for pleasantries. We have a score to settle. 834 01:16:45,814 --> 01:16:48,358 Are you sure you're up for this, dear boy? 835 01:16:49,943 --> 01:16:51,528 Absolutely, old chap. 836 01:16:59,703 --> 01:17:01,246 You'll pay for that. 837 01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:11,381 Target locked. 838 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,721 Warning. 839 01:17:18,055 --> 01:17:19,973 Weather silo activated. 840 01:17:38,242 --> 01:17:39,743 Not bad for an amateur. 841 01:17:39,827 --> 01:17:41,411 I'm not one to boast. 842 01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:43,872 Modest. And much to be modest about. 843 01:18:00,597 --> 01:18:02,391 Unauthorized entry. 844 01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:47,644 Time to die. 845 01:18:48,729 --> 01:18:49,980 Not just yet. 846 01:20:18,235 --> 01:20:19,486 Was it red... 847 01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:21,321 ...or was it black? 848 01:20:25,033 --> 01:20:26,285 Here it goes. 849 01:20:26,952 --> 01:20:28,745 Eeny-meeny-miny... 850 01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,087 Shutdown. 851 01:20:38,172 --> 01:20:39,256 Shutdown. 852 01:21:07,618 --> 01:21:08,619 Here... 853 01:21:09,203 --> 01:21:10,370 ...Mrs. Peel. 854 01:21:11,205 --> 01:21:12,456 What kept you? 855 01:21:13,415 --> 01:21:14,583 The weather. 856 01:21:18,587 --> 01:21:19,922 Auto destruct... 857 01:21:20,464 --> 01:21:22,382 ...three, two, one... 858 01:21:27,304 --> 01:21:28,388 You must be joking. 859 01:21:28,514 --> 01:21:31,141 And I thought you had it all under control. 860 01:21:31,683 --> 01:21:33,101 Here. Into the pod. 861 01:21:33,185 --> 01:21:34,978 There must be a way out. 862 01:21:37,773 --> 01:21:39,024 Seal the hatch. 863 01:21:57,835 --> 01:22:01,129 Yes, sir. Confirm reports the storm is dropping. 864 01:22:02,714 --> 01:22:05,467 A spot of internal trouble. I took a firm grip. 865 01:22:06,009 --> 01:22:07,636 One or two casualties. 866 01:22:08,178 --> 01:22:10,097 No word yet from our people. 867 01:22:11,515 --> 01:22:12,766 Thank you, sir. 868 01:22:14,434 --> 01:22:16,478 Pity about Steed and Mrs. Peel. 869 01:22:17,396 --> 01:22:18,814 Missing in action? 870 01:22:19,857 --> 01:22:22,860 Better send out a search party. You never can tell. 871 01:22:56,727 --> 01:22:59,188 "The owl and the pussycat went to sea. " 872 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:01,648 "In a beautiful pea-green boat. " 873 01:23:02,191 --> 01:23:03,650 A perfect morning. 874 01:23:03,734 --> 01:23:04,818 Bit chilly. 875 01:23:05,152 --> 01:23:07,321 I think we deserve some champagne. 876 01:23:16,747 --> 01:23:17,831 A toast... 877 01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,666 ...to a job well done. 878 01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:21,335 To a narrow escape. 879 01:23:23,086 --> 01:23:24,171 Macaroon? 880 01:23:26,256 --> 01:23:27,674 Thank you, Steed. 881 01:23:27,925 --> 01:23:28,926 No, no. 882 01:23:29,384 --> 01:23:31,094 Thank you, Mrs. Peel. 883 01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:55,586 Subtitles conformed by SOFTITLER