老天 我真是討厭巴黎 God, do I hate Paris.
別擔心 Well, not to worry.
估計我們待不了太久 Probably won't be around much longer.
我已經等待這一刻很久了 I've been waiting a long time for this.
我現在要鼓起勇氣對你說 I guess wh-what I'm trying to say is...
-麗薩 你願意嫁給... - 你們好 - Lisa, will you ma... - Bonjour!
我們是鐵塔安保部門的 We're with Tower security.
非常抱歉 但是你們不應該來這兒 Uh, we're terribly sorry but you're not supposed to be here.
-抱歉 -抱歉 - Sorry. - Sorry.
怎麼樣 她答應了嗎 So... she say yes?
- 我還沒問呢 - 他還沒問呢 - I haven't asked yet. - He hasn't asked yet.
那真是太可惜了 對吧 Oh, that's such a terrible shame, isn’t' it?
你們看那邊閃爍的燈光 Because you see, that blinking light back there
這說明二號深空門戶遭到了破壞 means that there's been a breach in portal two.
也就是說 再過幾分鐘 Which means, in just a few minutes,
宇宙里最邪惡的生物 蜂獸 the most vile creatures in the entire universe, the Hive
就要把所有人吃得連骨頭渣都不剩了 are gonna consume every last one of us from the inside out.
我不太明白 I-I-I don't understand.
我會給你們解釋的 如果你們看著... All will be explained if look right...
這裡 here.
鐵塔因維修而暫時關閉 The Tower's closed for repairs.
去電梯上求婚吧 Ask her on the way down.
這邊請 This way, please.
謝謝 Thank you.
小心腳下 Mind the gap.
好了 Right.
開始吧 Shall we?
大幹一場吧 Let's do this.
你們好 Hey, guys.
你是誰 Who the hell are you?
到地面之後再向她求一次婚吧 Ask her again down on the ground.
-呼 - 你上來了 - Whoo. - Ah, there you are.
是啊 好了 我們再試一次吧 All right, let's try this again, shall we?
你有什麼計劃嗎 So, what's the play here?
也不是第一次見外星人了 We've been in this situation before.
但是我們沒見過蜂獸 We've never faced the Hive before.
他們也沒見過我們 They've never faced us.
一定要記住 Always remember,
命運自會在恰當的時間 the universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be
把你引到該去的地方 at the moment you're supposed to be there.
對 可命運也有出錯的時候 Yeah, well, sometimes the universe gets it wrong.
讓我們動起來 Some action!
扭一扭屁股 I want some asses wigglin'.
一切都要完美 I want some perfection.
哇哈 Bwa-ha!
把高爾夫球棒拿來 Get my 3-wood.
- 去看看吧 - 好的 好的 - Come on, let's go. - Okay, okay!
小心點 Careful.
我的媽呀 Oh, my God!
天哪 Oh, my...
親愛的 Baby.
根本就不是動物 好吧 That wasn't no animal, okay?
而是一個 It was uh... It was a-a...
我從來沒見過那樣的東西 I ain't never seen nothin' like that before. It's uh...
是一種 是一種奇怪的生物 It was like a creature.
什麼 What?
哈羅德 快叫警察 Harold, call the police.
- 誰 - 警察 叫警察 - The who? - The police, call the police!
這也太快了 That was fast.
晚上好 我們是動物管理部門的 Good evening folks. We're from Animal Control.
你們有看到什麼嗎 You say you saw something?
是的 我們電話還沒打出去呢 Yeah, we haven't even called you yet.
我們會有危險嗎 它有病毒嗎 Are we in any danger? D-Does it have, like, rabies?
無論如何都不是普通的動物 就像... Whatever that was, it wasn't like a regular animal. It was like a...
好的 先生 你們看到的是 Yes, sir. The creature you saw was an
來自仙女星座二號未授權的塔倫獸 unlicensed Terrantian from Andromeda II.
很少見 也很危險 Very rare, very dangerous.
- 不好意思 你說什麼 - 塔倫獸 - I'm sorry, what? - Uh, Terrantian, ma'am.
不 我明白 他現在看起來狠可愛 Now, I know, he looks cute now.
塔倫獸 Terrantian?
塔倫獸就會變成真正的怪物 they turn into real monsters.
不要害怕 沒事的 Don't be scared. It's okay.
請問家裡還有其他人嗎 Tell me, is there anyone else in the house?
還有我們的女兒 她睡著了 Just our daughter. She's sleeping.
是浣熊 A raccoon!
你們看到的是浣熊 伙計們 Yeah, that's your problem, folks.
所以你們去確認一下 So just go ahead and make sure those
垃圾桶的改蓋子有沒有蓋嚴實吧 trash can lids are on nice and tight.
還有 我們也從未來過這裡 And, uh, we were never here.
我們應該去看看她 Maybe we should go check on Molly.
得想辦法讓你逃出去 We've gotta get you out of here.
來啊 Come on.
別擔心 It's okay.
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend.
我叫莫莉 I'm Molly.
快走吧 Go on.
莫莉 Molly.
卡布拉納舒林 Kavula Nachshulin.
莫莉 你在各個方面的成績都堪稱出類拔萃 Well, Molly, you scored excellent or above in every area.
替你呢個 演繹推理 邏輯 武器訓練 Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic, weapons training.
只有一個問題 Just... one problem.
有個地方你沒打勾 You, uh, didn't check a box.
就是你的首選部門 Field preferred division.
每個人都要打勾 Everyone has to check a box.
是的 我自己畫了一個框 Yeah, I made my own box...
因為那個部門在選項里 for the division that has...
沒有 no box.
你知道的 就是那個穿黑西裝的部門 You know, the division where they wear black suits and...
跟他們打交道的都是 deal with the guys from...
上面的人 Up there.
你是說會計嗎 You mean Accounting?
不 是那種 No, like...
沒錯 就是 Yeah, still...
會計 Accounting.
這樣應該能解決 This should fix the glitch.
請記住 我們在乎 Now remember, we care.
請記住 我們在乎 And just remember, we care.
找到標有高級擴展字樣的圖標 Look for the icon marked Advanced Extensions.
- 點擊圖標 - 點擊哪一個 有大一堆圖標 - Click on it. - We tried that. Which one?
- 左邊第十三個圖標 - 誰的左邊 - 13th icon from the left. - Whose left?
- 您的左邊 - 抱歉 - Your left. - Okay, sorry...
好的 您找到了 Okay. Got it?
- 發生什麼事了 - 不 沒什麼 - What's going on? - Oh, no, nothing.
我先為您做一下問題診斷 Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end.
一會兒就回來 And I will be right back to you.
不 不會的 不會很久的 您放心 No, no, no, it won't take long. Not long at all. Okay.
這是什麼鬼 What the feh...?
真是搞不懂 This is perplexing.
這是 Is it...?
外星人嗎 A-L-I-E-N-S?
我不明白你為什麼總是小聲說 還非要拼出來 I don't know why you always insist on whispering and spelling that.
最終還是出現了 Finally decided to show up, huh?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
只要畫出它的運行軌跡 這事就成了 All I have to do is figure out trajectory and I am in.
我回來了 好的 您試試這樣 I'm back. Okay, try this.
拔掉插頭 再插回去 Unplug it, plug it back in.
請記住 我們在乎 And remember, we care.
我的走了 I have to go.
吉米回來接孩子了 Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.
沒錯 Yes!
來吧 Okay.
讓我看看你現在在哪兒 Let's see where you are now.
歡迎回來 阿密特奇教授 Welcome back, Professor Armitage.
你這個小騙子 Oh, you tricky one.
我看你根本就不是流星 對吧 I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you?
不 Nope.
我覺得你是一個非法著陸的外星人 I think you are an unauthorized landing.
肯定沒錯 This is it.
這就是我要找的 It's all happening.
一會見 吉米 See you soon, Jimmy.
停車 停車 Right here, right here.
就是這兒 Here.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey!
請打表等著我 Hey, please keep the meter running.
我會付更多錢的 I'll pay you extra.
怎麼 What? Oh...
對對對 得了吧 吉米 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy.
你打算回到地球做什麼 What are you doing back on Earth?
這是 這裡是地球嗎 Whoa. This is... This is Earth?
是我不好 各位 拜托 My bad, guys. Come on.
你到總部跟O說去吧 Tell it to O back at HQ.
我只是想看看孩子 Look, I just wanna see my kids.
- 找隔離小組的人來 - 明白 - Get this ship outta here! - Got it.
我親自護送這位贊普蘭朋友回去 I'll escort our Zamphorian friend back.
跟上那些車 Don't lose them.
什麼 交給我吧 What? I'm on it. Got it.
快開車 快 Go, go, go! Go!
他們把贊普蘭人帶回來了嗎 Hey, did they bring in that Zamphorian yet?
比你早幾分鐘回來的 Came in a couple of minutes ahead of you.
那家伙想偷偷躲在英仙座流星雨後面 I mean, the guy tried to sneak in behind a Perseid meteor shower.
真是個外行 對吧 Amateur hour. Am I right?
一點沒錯 Right as rain.
想錯都難 Rain don't lie.
她還好意思說別人外行 Sheesh, talk about amateur hour.
你不打算報告一下嗎 Hey, you gonna call this in or what?
未授權訪客 Code Black.
未授權訪客 Unauthorized visitor.
啟動封鎖程序 Lockdown protocol engaged
倒計時 3 2 1 in three, two, one.
開始吧 All right.
她是誰的人 Who's she working for?
她說自己是一個人 She claims to be working alone.
一個普通人隨隨便便就從主街闖進來 A random civilian simply waltzes in off the High Street.
我可不這麼想 I don't think so.
清除她的記憶 Neuralyze her.
不 不 不要 No, no, no! Don't.
我認識這個東西 I know what that thing is.
拜托 Please.
等等 等一下 Hang on. Hang on.
她見過外星人 She had an experience.
這個東西抹掉了我父母的記憶 卻沒能抹掉我的 It erased my parent's memories but it didn't take mine.
所以我一直 My whole life,
都被人叫成瘋子 everyone's called me crazy.
他們說我需要心理治療 They said that I needed therapy.
好吧 我承認我確實需要 Which, okay, admittedly, I did.
但不是因為這個 But not for this.
她真的黑進了哈勃望遠鏡 Did she really hack into the Hubble telescope
在我們眼皮底下看到了仙女星座二號嗎 to look at Andromeda II and we didn't catch her?
要是在過去 我們會招募她 In the old days, we'd have hired her.
我花了20年才找到你們 It took me 20 years to find you.
差不多 Plus or minus.
有多少人能說這句話 How many people can say that?
我 找到了 你們 I found you.
你是找到了我們 So, you found us.
成功證明瞭自己不是瘋子 You've proved you're not crazy.
就算有“我不是瘋子”的徽章 那又怎麼樣 You win the I'm-Not-Crazy badge. Now, what?
我想加入你們 I want in.
我們不接受申請 只會主動招募 We don't hire, we recruit.
那你們就該招募我 Then, I'd like to be recruited.
雖然一條理由遠遠不夠 但是 I'm going to need more, but...
你能先給我一條最充分的嗎 would you mind giving me one good reason?
因為我很聰明 Because I'm smart.
也很積極 I'm motivated.
我穿黑衣服很好看 I look good in black.
- 我還 - 太無聊了 - I'm... - Boring me.
因為我幾乎沒有個人生活 Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever.
我什麼都沒有 沒養貓也沒養狗 I have nothing. I have no dog, no cat.
也沒有娛樂活動 Definitely no chil.
我沒有任何牽掛 I have nothing that I couldn't happily walk away from,
所以我非常適合這份工作 which makes me perfect for this job.
你還真是合適得讓人心酸啊 Well, you're certainly suitably tragic.
沒有愛情 沒有戀人嗎 No love? No relationships?
這些只會讓我從重要的事情上分心 They just distract you from what's important.
是嗎 重要的事情是什麼 Mm, really? And what's important?
宇宙的真相 The truth of the universe.
我想瞭解世間萬物 I wanna know everything.
瞭解它們是怎麼運轉的 I wanna know how it all works.
你真覺得穿上黑西裝 You really think a black suit
就能解決所有問題了嗎 is going to solve all your problems?
不 但是 Mmm, no, but...
您穿著挺好看的 it looks damn good on you.
這話不假 That's true.
好 Yeah
從現在開始 From this moment,
你必須符合我們給你的身份 you will conform to the identity we give you.
你時刻都要穿著黑衣人的特製服裝 You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire.
你要學習使用黑衣人授權的 You have been trained in the use of MIB-sanctioned
科技 車輛 technology, vehicles,
武器 and weaponry.
你永遠都要保持低調 You will not stand out in any way.
你已經不在系統之內了 You are no longer part of the system.
你是不存在的人 You do not exist.
請結賬 Check, please.
我們凌駕於系統之上 We are above the system.
在他們之上 Over it, beyond it.
我們就是系統本身 We are them, we are they.
我們是黑衣人 We are the Men in Black.
應該叫黑衣女吧 The Men in Black?
別糾結名字了 Don't. Don't start.
我已經找上頭談過了 I've had the conversation.
但他們不太願意改名 And they didn't seem to be able to let it go.
這件事得慢慢來 It's a... it's a process.
我覺得他們挺戀舊的 The attachment issue, I think.
這是你的第一項任務 There's your first assignment.
好的 Okay.
那我什麼時候能有 When do I get my, uh... zzz?
那叫記憶清除器 不是發的 是你自己爭取的 It's called a neuralyzer and you don't just get it, you earn it.
你現在還在試用期 You've been accepted for a probationary period.
先讓我對你刮目相看 然後再談這個 Impress me, and we'll see about the zzz.
好的 Okay.
你喜歡瞭解真相 對吧 M特工 You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M?
非常喜歡 I like it.
倫敦那裡好像出問題了 I think we may have a problem in London.
這酒真爽口 Now, that is smooth.
再來幾杯行嗎 再來一輪 Let's keep 'em coming, shall we? Another round.
我能說說我有多喜歡這個地方嗎 So, can I just say how much I'm liking this place?
正式 但又不是太悶 You know, it's formal but not too stuffy.
經典 但又不乏時尚 And in a classic but still kinda stylish.
就像“大開眼界”里的那種感覺 Makes it a very nice, wide shot kinda vibe.
開玩笑的 Kidding.
算是吧 Sort of.
可能我只是被刺激的賭博吸引了吧 Or is it mostly just the lethal high-stakes gambling?
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
瞧瞧 連到A的順子 先生們 Would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen.
我又贏了 It's me again.
我們還是聊聊正事吧 Well, let's talk business, shall we?
我的買家多得是 I can move this stuff.
找誰能拿到更多的貨呢 So who do I speak with about getting a whole lot more of it?
我想入伙 Because I'm in.
你不想 You're not.
你應該明白 我是絕不會跟黑衣人打交道的 You see, I have a very strict no Men in Black policy.
天啊 Oh, God.
這不能怪你 I don't blame you.
誰願意跟那些混蛋打交道呢 Who'd want those assholes coming in here?
什麼黑衣人 要我說就是黑衣蠢貨 Pfff. Men in Black. Morons in Black, if you ask me.
他們就是一群廢物 對吧 What a bunch of dicks. Am I right?
一個壞的蘋果 All it takes is one bad apple
就能破壞任何環境 to spoil any environment...
各位 別這樣 Guys.
我就是黑衣人 你這個克魯里安人渣 I am MIB, you Corellian scum.
順便說一下 你的俱樂部爛透了 And FYI, your little pub here sucks.
你給我老實交代 And you're gonna give me everything.
把供貨商 賣家和整個銷售網絡都告訴我 Supplies, sellers, your whole network.
你的運氣用完了 Your luck ran out.
你死定了 You're already dead.
這裡只有一個人有解藥 Only one person here has the antidote.
艾米麗 甜心 Emily, sweetheart.
拜托 Please, I'll...
你要什麼我都給你 I'll give you whatever you want.
求你了 Please!
你要什麼都行 Anything you want.
我要什麼都行嗎 Anything I want?
去倫敦的特快列車已到達 The express train to London has arrived.
本列車途徑 With continuing service to
巴黎 斯德哥爾摩 米蘭 羅馬 馬德里 Paris, Stockholm, Milan, Rome, Madrid.
他躲在更衣室里 Found him in the locker room.
我知道那小子在安慰自己 I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself.
我對他說 “做太多的話 你會瞎的” I told him, "do that too much and you'll go blind."
有人想去吃東西嗎 Who could go for a nosh?
我想吃上號的熏牛肉三明治 I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich.
還要加很多融化奶酪 And awesome healthy sweets, too.
前往倫敦的特快列車已到達 Now arriving, express train form New York.
最後一車次2112航班 Last call for Flight 2112
前往貓眼星球 to the Cat's Eye Nebula
請在32號登機 boarding at Gate 32.
歡迎 M特工 Welcome, Agent M.
請前往新特工培訓中心報到 Please report to New Agent Orientation.
允許進入 M特工 Access granted. Agent M.
不好意思，女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
你絕對想不到哪一個是外星人 It's never who you think it is.
不啊 這個就挺像的 Oh, no. That one makes sense.
你就是找到我們的人 So, you're the one who found us.
沒錯 就是我 Yes. I am.
我是T T老大 I'm T. High T.
好的 您是 Oh, yeah. You're uh...
- 這個馬戲團歸我管 - 是的 - I run this little circus. - Yeah.
歡迎你 M Welcome, M.
很高興見到您 長官 It's nice to meet you, sir.
O告訴我 你很值得期待 O told me to expect some great things.
不會讓您失望的 And great things shall you get.
培訓中心在那邊 Right through there.
你好啊 Hi, you.
別動 別動 千萬別碰它 Oh, wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him!
天啊 Oh, oh. Oh, God.
換個保險絲 Change it, change it.
好了 伙計 All right, buddy.
妥妥的 All right.
瞧好吧 Try this.
當心點 Oh, careful!
弄壞了就得買 You break it, you buy it.
拿著吧 Keep it.
給你們了 不要錢 Keep it. On me.
我們要見女王 We need to see the Queen.
好的 Yes.
有客人來了 You have visitors.
你們找女王有什麼事 State your business with the Queen.
我們要殺一個人 We need someone to die.
“仙女星座二號條約”的6C條款明確規定 As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II,
我們不能殺害賈巴比亞人 we do not kill Jababians
或參與殺害他們的行動 nor participate in the murder thereof.
這件事沒得商量 This is non-negotiable.
好吧 也不是沒得商量 Well, it's slightly negotiable.
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ It is time to be workin' mean it outta your mouth ♪
♪ If you get a little information ♪
♪ You could down way down but then I'll be ♪
♪ Come on baby let me help you shake it ♪
早啊 Morning.
我想買一臺老掉牙的破爛兒 I'm in that market for a useless, old, broken down machine.
你這兒有嗎 What do you got?
想氣我你還嫩了點 H You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H.
是那台帶紅鍵的帝國牌打字機 It's the Imperial with the red tab.
你得多瞭解信息 Do try to keep up.
謝謝 查理 Thank you, Charlie.
這是最早的深空門戶 That's the old portal depot.
第一次外星人大移民的地方 Site of the first great alien migration.
這麼說埃菲爾也是黑衣人 Wait, so, Eiffel was and MIB agent?
他是元老之一 One of the first.
幫助了許多 He helped so many
向地球尋求庇護的外星難民 intergalactic refugees seeking protection here on Earth.
如果你仔細看 If you look closely,
可以看見我的爺爺奶奶也在照片里 you can see my grandma and my grandpa in that picture.
太美了 So beautiful.
- 給你 親愛的 - 謝謝 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you.
那個男的怎麼了 What's up with that guy?
奈琳 Nerlene!
抱歉 Sorry.
他實在太迷人了 He's just so yummy.
他是誰 Who is he?
H 我們這裡最出色的特工 H, only the best agent in the building.
他拯救過世界 He saved the world once
僅憑智慧和兩把7系除霧器 with nothing but his wits and a Series-7 De-Atomizer.
他拯救過世界 He saved the world?
從誰手裡 From what?
蜂獸 The Hive.
伙計 幫我個忙 Hey, Guy, do me a favor.
替我接電話 Handle my calls.
沒問題 Oh, love to.
你要去哪裡 Where are you going?
去做點功課 To do some homework.
在馬拉喀什發生了一起重大命案 An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh.
北非辦公室正在調查 The North Africa office is investigating.
還有一件事 And in other business,
H特工終於大駕光臨了 H has decided to grace us with his presence after all.
抱歉 長官 我昨晚加班了 大家早啊 Apologies, sir, I was working late. Morning, everyone.
我也是 一直在幫你收拾爛攤子 真是謝謝了 So was I, actually, cleaning up after your mess, so thank you for that.
那你是沒看到我今天早上的慘狀 Oh, you should've seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning.
長官 H未經授權就擅自行動 It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir
害我們出動了兩個隔離小組和一整支記憶清除隊 requiring two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad.
關於這一點 好吧 A-About that, all right,
我更願意從宏觀的角度來看 I-I prefer to look at this at a macro point of view,
別太在意細節 not get bogged down in the details.
反正壞蛋死了 The bad guy's dead, so, you know.
快坐下吧 Take a seat, please.
最後一件事 Just one last item.
一位賈巴比亞皇室成員 A member of the Jababian royal family
在返回半人馬座A星途中 會在地球稍作停留 has a layover on his way to Centaurus A.
新國王 Vungus the Ugly.
醜怪萬格斯 Inherited the title.
信不信由你們 Believe it or not,
萬格斯還是皇室成員里比較好看的呢 Vungus here is the looker in the crowd.
全息影像總是比本人胖 Holograms always add ten pounds.
他的一些行為並不為賈巴比亞社會所接受 Jababian society doesn't allow for certain indiscretions.
簡而言之 他喜歡驕奢淫逸的生活 In short, he wants to be shown a good time.
我們本可以拒絕 We could say no.
但賈巴比亞採掘船就會把地球碾成渣了 But Jababian mining vessels would grind us into galactic dust.
這就很諷刺了 長官 我們曾經 Some irony there, sir, if you think that we used to, uh,
保護地球不受宇宙惡人的欺負 protect the Earth from the scum of the universe.
現在倒像是我們在保護惡人 Now, it seems we're protecting the scum.
所以萬格斯這壺茶才正對你的胃口啊 H Actually, that's why it would be right up your street.Your cup o' tea, H.
我瞭解萬格斯 他其實不喝茶 Well, I know Vungus, he doesn't really drink tea.
他更喜歡伏特加 龍舌蘭和洗手液 有時還會混在一起喝 He prefers vodka, tequila, hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once.
有一次我們在曼谷喝多了 被人銬到了馬上 This one time, we woke up in Bangkok handcuffed to a horse...
- 但是 H... - 別說了 - But H... - Pipe down.
抱歉 真是對不起 Sorry. Yes, apologies.
你去給萬格斯作伴 You will be his chaperone.
其實是他點名讓你去的 In fact, he specifically asked for you.
沒問題 Okay, absolutely.
希望我們這次別再被銬到馬上 Hopefully we don't end up handcuffed to a horse again.
拜托了 Please.
他一定在午夜之前回家 Have him home by midnight.
好孩子 Good boy.
聽我的話 If you will.
好孩子 聽我的話 Good boy, if you will.
我想他說的是 好男人 Good man, I think he said.
繼續哄老爸開心吧 Keep daddy happy, yeah.
我們很親密 We're like this.
你把老爸照顧的不錯啊 You look after puppies so well.
你嫉妒了 對吧 You're so jealous, aren't you?
老爸的乖兒子 Puppy's little fancy boy.
你想要還沒有呢 You wish you had a puppy.
你好 Hello.
抱歉 Sorry.
你好 Hi.
沒事 我醒著呢 抱歉 No. I'm awake. Sorry.
我只是在做日常冥想 Just catching up on my daily meditation.
我一直在嘗試做冥想 I have been meaning to try that.
有篇文章說冥想能 I've read that it dramatically improves
大幅增加線粒性能量 mitochondrial energy production.
對 沒錯 當然能了 Yup, yup, it absolutely does.
我的線粒性能量都要爆棚了 My mitochondrial energy's through the roof.
我們見過嗎 Uh, have we met before?
沒有 我是M特工 No. Agent M.
我聽說你今晚要給萬格斯作伴 I heard you were on the Vungus meet tonight
所以想給你當個幫手 and I wanted to offer my assistance.
我是賈巴比亞迷 I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk.
瞭解他們的語言 文化 政治 還有時尚 Language, culture, politics, fashion.
總之 我為你準備了一份資料 Um, anyways, I compiled a dossier for you to read.
資料 我最喜歡資料了 Oh, a dossier, I love a good dossier.
問題是 Um, thing is,
我一直單獨行動 ask around, I-I work alone.
你可以隨便找人打聽一下 Yeah, ask anyone around here.
你知道賈巴比亞人的直覺很靈敏吧 Did you know that Jababians are claircognizant empaths?
這意味著他們能讀懂你的心思 Which means that they can basically read your mind.
還能猜牌 Oh, and your cards.
他們也會暴露心思 Well, they do have a tell.
怎麼暴露 What's that?
他們手臂內側的真皮點狀組織 Subdermal spots on the underside of their arms
會改變顏色 change color.
長知識了 Mm, good to know.
但你的好意我心領了 我能搞定 But, uh, thank you for your offer. I'm good.
好吧 我明白你的意思了 Okay. Message understood.
那我就不打擾你 冥想了 I will leave you to your... mediation.
謝謝 Thank you.
你知道你是怎麼暴露的嗎 Do you know what your tell is?
你冥想時打呼嚕了 You snore when you meditate.
我想了想 Actually, on second thought,
或許我確實需要幫手 m-maybe I could use some backup.
這樣如何 執行任務的時候 So, I was thinking for the op,
我可以負責盯梢 你負責去找萬格斯 I can take the perimeter and you make the approach to Vungus.
可以 很好 問題是 Ah, yes, good. Um, the thing is...
在這個夜店里 Right, with this particular club,
所有人都想逍遙自在 Everybody just wants to kinda do their own thing.
外星人像人類一樣 You know, the aliens wanna look like humans,
人類像外星人一樣 humans wanna look like aliens.
所以我們也要放鬆 So we may need to loosen up.
先鬆開領帶吧 Maybe... maybe lose the tie first.
好嗎 Yeah?
解幾粒扣子 Pop a coupla buttons.
看起來別那麼 死板 And not look so, uh... stiff.
不要讓別人認出 We don't wanna advertise our
我們是黑衣人 你懂我的意思吧 current profession, if you know what I mean.
註意 黑衣人 Look, it's the Men in Black!
外星人都趴下 Aliens, get down!
- 別那樣 - 好 我明白了 - We don't wanna do that. - Yeah, I get it.
是嗎 好極了 完美 Yeah? Good? Great. Perfect.
我看起來怎麼樣 How 'bout me? How do I look?
我還是 I would just, uh...
- 你介不介意 - 什麼 - Do you mind if I...? - What?
我直接動手了 Comin' in.
我認為這 I think it's a fine line between
夜店潮人和失意的屌絲還是有區別的 club casual and saddest man on Earth.
謝謝 Thank you.
好了 Yeah.
進去吧 Shall we?
- 不是已經到了嗎 - 沒錯 - I thought that we were here. - We are.
這是特殊賓客入口 Entrance for special guests.
能送我們下去嗎 弗雷迪 Step on it, would you, Freddy?
沒問題 H You got it, H.
好吧 這我著實沒想到 Yeah, okay, wasn't expecting that.
萬格斯萬歲 The Vungus among us!
H小惡魔 H bomb!
瞧瞧你 你都瘦了 Look at you, you've lost weight.
新做的髮型嗎 換風格了啊 看起來很帥 What have you done to your hair? You've changed it. Looks fantastic!
差點沒認出你來 I barely recognize you.
抱歉 M 這是萬格斯 萬格斯 這是M Sorry. M, this is Vungus. Vungus, M.
你好 M Hello, M!
見到你很高興 So nice to meet you.
我聽過很多關於你的事 I've heard a lot about you.
當然 都是刪減版的 Highly redacted, of course.
真是太撩人了 他說 Such a charmer. He says...
他覺得你很性感 He thinks you're hot.
他覺得我什麼 再說一遍 He thinks I'm what? Sorry.
當然了 我翻譯得不好 It's a rough translation, of course.
也許這話在賈巴比亞星上更好使 但是.. Probably works better on Jababia, but...
你精通賈巴比亞語 You know that, since you speak fluent Jababian.
當然了 Of course.
我只是在想用什麼詞能更準確的表達 I was just trying to find the words to articulate how incredibly
你有多招人喜歡 eye-catching you yourself are.
他確實招人喜歡 Oh, that he is.
M對賈巴比亞可謂是無所不知 M here knows everything there is to know about Jababia.
那倒也不至於 學無止境嘛 Well, I wouldn't say everything. There's always more to learn.
她就是有這癖好 It's like a fetish.
得了吧 癖好這詞有性暗示 而我顯然沒有 Okay, that implies something sexual and it's definitely not.
你就是一天到晚 Oh, it is. It's always like,
賈巴比亞這個 賈巴比亞那個 賈巴比亞 賈巴比亞個不停 Oh, Jababia this, Jababia that. Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!
好棒啊 寶貝 Ya, baby! Whipoosh!
看見沒 我就知道你們會很投緣 See, I knew the two of you would hit it off.
你們跳支舞吧 M喜歡跳舞 Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance.
她跳得很好 我去拿點喝的 She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get us some drinks.
你還是喜歡喝蔓越莓伏特加嗎 You still a vodka cranberry guy?
靠譜 You know it.
很好 去吧 Okay. Go on.
M 過來吧 M, please.
來 坐到萬格斯旁邊 Come, sit next to Vungus.
我是不會非禮你的 I promise I don't bite.
好吧 稍等一下 Okay, just give me one sec.
來四杯蔓越莓伏特加 Let's get us four vodka cranberries
我請客 別跟我客氣 記在公司信用卡上就行 It's all right, I'll get this one. Put it on the company card.
這張卡什麼都能報銷 A little tip, expense, everything.
我問你一個小問題 Hey, quick question, no big deal.
你是不是在撮合我跟萬格斯 Are you, uh, pimping me out to Vungus?
什麼 沒有啊 What? No!
你怎麼會這麼想呢 What the hell would give you that... impression?
你好啊 Hello?
瞧他那嘴臉 看看 Oh, I don't know. That?
你還是別看的好 Better not look at that.
如果你想利用我討好外星人 Hey, if you wanna use me as alien bait,
下次直接說好嗎 just let me know next time, okay?
我不喜歡被人騙 I don't like to be lied to.
是嗎 什麼 比如說 Oh, really? What, like, uh,
假裝自己是某方面的專家 pretending to be an expert on something you're not?
你沒意識到 乾我們這行經常要騙人 In case you haven't noticed, we're in the lying business.
是嗎 Are we?
賈巴比亞人脾氣很糟 Jababians are prickly.
我們得讓他們開心 好嗎 We want them to be happy, okay?
這樣他們就不會毀掉我們的星球了 So they don't destroy our planet and everything on it.
這就是我們的任務 And that is the mission.
- 你要是沒興趣 - 我十分有興趣 - If you're not down with the mission... - I'm down with the mission.
但我是不會跟賈巴比亞人上床的 But I'm not fornicating with a Jababian.
我又沒讓你跟他上床 That's not what I asked you to do.
♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
♪ There's no need to take your phone ♪
兄弟 你要在這兒待多久 So, how long you're here for, buddy?
萬格斯明天回家 Vungus go home tomorrow.
明天 Tomorrow?
我們今晚得玩個痛快 對吧 Well, we better make it a good one, huh?
我想跟你說件事 H I came to talk, H.
我們得談談 We need to speak.
還談什麼 來嘛 我想看你扭起來 Ach, talkey-smokey. Come on, I wanna see you dance.
來吧 Come on, go.
我知道你喜歡這首歌 快來 I know this is your jam. Get out here.
M 跟上 M, come on.
不用了 我喜歡 Oh, no, I'm just gonna...
我喜歡坐著扭 I like to butt dance.
♪ Dimes wall to wall in the VIP ♪
♪ The age don't mean a thing I ain't Chi Ali ♪
♪ I bring 'em out with no ID ♪
♪ Them boys they bring 'em out like I'm T.I.P. ♪
♪ Come here girl ♪
♪ Don't stop this rock, come on now ♪
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪
我得跟你說件事 Hey, hey, I need to talk to you about something.
如果你想說在貝魯特那晚的事 我已經把照片全刪了 我發誓 If it's about the night in Beirut, I deleted the photos. Promise.
不 不是貝魯特的事 是 No! Not Beirut. Just...
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
♪ I'm from the city wit nothing pretty ♪
♪ And everybody know I spit a flow to get up with Diddy ♪
♪ And now we finna blow Niggas in the hood show me love ♪
♪ I'm the girl, pimp tight let my mink hang down to the floor ♪
♪ Pardon me if I gotta be a boss ♪
♪ I don't give, what it cost ♪
♪ I floss big whips I floss big chains ♪
♪ I talk big ish 'cause I'm got big thangs ♪
- H - 怎麼了 - H. - Yeah?
十二點方向 12 o'clock.
沒錯 夜生活才剛剛開始 You're damn right it is. Night is young.
聽我說 H 是很嚴肅的事 Listen to me, H. This is serious!
你是萬格斯唯一相信的人 You're the only one that Vungus can trust.
我也只相信你 The feeling's mutual.
♪ I see 'em looking at me like what's up ♪
♪ Don't stop this rock, come on now ♪
♪ Let me creep in your world ♪
你這是怎麼了 What happened to you?
沒事 你又怎麼了 Nothing. What happened to you?
幹嘛突然這麼嚴肅 放輕鬆 Why you so serious all of a sudden? Relax.
H H.
♪ No Vickies only La Perl-a ♪
♪ Let me take you to Indonesia ♪
♪ Where nobody can reach us ♪
♪ There's no need to take your phone ♪
怎麼了 沒事吧 兄弟 Hey, you all right, buddy?
怎麼了 你臉色不太好 What's wrong? You don't look so good.
- 沒事吧 - 萬格斯感覺不舒服 - You okay? - Vungus not feel so good.
蔓越莓伏特加酒勁真大啊 Vodka cranberries sure pack a punch.
把他的車開過來 帶他回去 Let's get his car, get him outta here.
好了 Okay.
我們送你回去睡 Get you off to bed. Let's get you in here.
好了 兄弟 All right, there you are, buddy.
進去吧 小心頭 In you go. Oh, whoa, whoa. Watch your head.
好了 好好睡一覺 好嗎 Okay. Now, sleep it off, okay?
我明早去找你 多喝水 I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate.
跟總部彙報嗎 Shouldn't we call it in?
當然不要 程序太繁瑣了 God, no! The paperwork is a nightmare.
但是萬格斯看起來不太好 Yeah, but Vungus didn't look too good.
雖然他之前也沒好到哪兒去 但是 I mean, he didn't look too good before, but...
相信我 我見過他更糟糕的樣子 Trust me, I've seen him way worse.
你知道嗎 有一次在 This one time, when...
救救我 Help me.
- 黑衣人 別動 - 趴在地上 - MIB, freeze! - On the ground.
- 趴在地上 - 舉起手來 - Hands up. - Palms down.
- 舉起手來 - 趴在地上 - Palms down. - Hands up.
你想讓他們怎麼做 我覺得都行 Okay, w-which do I go with? I'm fine with either.
但我想 接下來 I just think, in the future,
我們還是統一比較好 we're gonna have to come up with something consistent.
你想讓他們趴在地上嗎 You want palms down?
如果你不介意的話 If you don't mind.
- 趴在地上 - 趴在地上 - Palms down. - Palms down.
很好 Good.
什麼鬼 What the...?
情況不太妙啊 That doesn't look good.
快跑 Run!
M M!
他們過來了 They are coming!
油箱蓋 快 Petrol cap, go!
我們需要更強力的武器 側視鏡 We need more firepower! Side view mirror.
我們該怎麼辦 朝他們砸過去嗎 What do you want me to do, throw it at them?
我從來沒見過這種操作 I haven't seen that before.
我覺得這武器就是個花架子 I don't think this is doing anything!
快點 Come on!
排氣管 快 Exhaust pipe, go!
來吧 Come on!
不錯 這才像樣嘛 Now, this is more like it.
好了 Right.
快點 Hurry!
去看看萬格斯 我掩護你 Go to Vungus, I'll cover you.
H 快點過來幫忙 H! A little help here!
不 No!
別讓H過來 Not H.
他已經變了 He has changed.
我能感覺到 I could feel it.
我必須知道 I have to know...
我能否信任你 if I can trust you.
這次我是真生氣了 Now, I'm pissed off!
把這個藏好 Hide this.
黑衣人內部出了一點問題 Something is wrong in Men in Black.
萬格斯 這是什麼 Vungus, what is this?
這是唯一能保護你的東西 It's the only thing that can protect you.
來吧 Come on!
讓我看看你們還有什麼新舞步 Lemme see your fancy dance moves now!
不許動 再動我就開槍了 Freeze! Lock it down! Move!
什麼情況 What the...?
他怎麼樣了 How is he?
已經死了 He's gone.
這次你真是玩大了 哥們 Oi, totally outdone yourself here, mate.
- 你真是了不起 - 謝謝 - Well done. - Thank you.
跟我說說 發生了什麼事 Well done. Fill me in. What happened?
我們受到了攻擊 這還不明顯嗎 We were attacked, clearly.
她來了 但我不知道他們的底細 She came by, I don't know what....
那兩個嫌疑人 The suspects...
他們徒手攻擊了我們 They did this with their bare hands.
還能把固體變成液體 然後再變回來 They turned solid into liquid and then back again.
什麼 What?
她怎麼在這兒 Why is she here?
她 She...
- 她在幫你 - 她在幫你 - She is walking you - She is walking you
- 熟悉犯罪現場啊 - 熟悉犯罪現場啊 - through the crime scene. - through the crime scene.
不 不 No, no.
她還是實習特工 She is a probationary agent.
所以她 根本就沒在這兒 好嗎 So she... is not here at all, okay?
不能自欺欺人 她就在這兒 I think you'll find that she... clearly is here
因為我能看到她 because I can-I can see her.
- 我挺你 - 謝謝 - Backing you up. - Thank you.
我只是開個玩笑 無所謂了 It was a figure of speech, but fine.
你這次麻煩大了 Shh, you are in so much trouble.
我的天啊 就這麼一項任務 Oh, my God, you had one job.
就這麼一項簡單的任務 You had one very simple job.
帶一個蜥蜴渾球出去喝幾杯 就這麼容易 To take some lizard slimeball out for a few drinks, that was it...
他不是什麼蜥蜴渾球 他是我的朋友 Not, not! Not a lizard slimeball, a friend of mine.
不 沒錯 很抱歉 Oh, no, sorry. Sorry about that.
他是一個爬行動物渾球 He was a reptilian slimeball.
現在他死了 都是因為你 He's now dead because of you.
- 他死的時候誰在旁邊 - 我在 - Who was with him when he died? - I was.
好的 好 Okay, good.
那他有沒有說什麼 能解釋他為何被殺的話 And did he say anything that might explain why he was killed?
什麼都行 Anything at all?
想一想 Come on.
沒有 什麼都沒說 No. Not a thing.
那我總結一下 So just to recap, um...
沒這個必要 No point.
賈巴比亞的一位高級皇室成員 A high-ranking member of the Jababian royal family
在你的看管下 dies on your watch
被兩個物種不明的攻擊者殺害 murdered by assailants that you can't identify
而且你們對原因一無所知 for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom.
是這樣嗎 Is that-Is that about right?
你一開始說話我就走神了 都不知道你在說什麼 I switched off the moment you started talking. I don't know.
你還是趕緊走開吧 Now, why don't you bugger off?
好的 小子 Okay, mate, yeah.
謝謝你 我這就走 Thank you. I'll piss off.
- 我這就回辦公室 - 那才是你的地盤 - Back to the office. - Where you belong.
跟T老大彙報工作 To have a little word with High T
他這次可救不了你了 who will not save you this time.
不會有事的 好嗎 用不著擔心 只是 We'll be fine, okay? Don't-Don't worry. It's just...
不會有事的 We'll be fine.
好的 我明白 Yes. Yes. Understood.
確實是 Yeah. Indeed.
好的 Yes.
好的 沒問題 Y-Yes. Yes.
謝謝 Thank you.
我向您保證 一定解決好此事 L-Let me assure you, we will deal with this
嚴肅處理責任人 in the strongest possible terms.
賈巴比亞人想要你們的腦袋 The Jababians want your heads.
準確地說 Quite literally.
是兩個用外交包裹送過去的腦袋 Both heads sent by diplomatic pouch.
好吧 Okay, um...
早 長官 Morning, sir.
我把您要的法醫報告拿來了 I have the, uh, forensics report that you asked for.
謝謝 Thank you.
真是麻煩不斷 Well, this is troubling.
非常棘手 Very troubling.
這就是嫌疑人 These are our suspects.
一種叫戴艾德姆的物種 A species called Dyadnum
他們來自一個雙子星系統 from a binary star system
屬於天龍座星系的 in the constellation Draco.
天龍座 那是蜂獸的領地 Draco, that's Hive territory.
幾年前被蜂獸控制 The entire sector fell years ago.
戴艾德姆人的DNA里 A Dyad's DNA.
都是蜂獸的變異體 Riddled with Hive mutations.
據我們所知 And as we all know,
蜂獸不僅會摧毀敵人 the Hive doesn't just destroy their enemies.
還會融入敵人的DNA They subsume them.
從內部控制敵人的身體 Take them over from within.
也就是說不管這兩個人是誰 都是蜂獸的人 Which means whoever these two were, they're part of the Hive now.
沒錯 但蜂獸為何大費周章 Yes, but why would the Hive send them all this way
派他們殺死賈巴比亞的皇室成員 to kill a Jababian royal?
你跟萬格斯最熟了 You knew Vungus better than anyone.
他有說為什麼來這裡嗎 Did he indicate why he was here?
他有事找我們嗎 Did he want something from us?
沒有 他看起來很正常也很開心 No, he seemed pretty normal, pretty happy...
長官 這件事太丟人了 Sir! This whole thing is a fiasco.
簡直是奇恥大辱 It's a farrago.
對於如此嚴重的失誤 And a failure of this magnitude
我們需要立即執行 requires immediate invokement of...
第13條款 Article 13.
別那麼無情 哪兒來的奇恥大辱 Don't be a dick. Who says farrago?
第13條款是什麼 Uh, uh, what is Article 13?
立即將你們停職 Immediate termination.
然後就是 Followed by...
記憶清除 neuralyzation.
等等 不要 別衝動 Wait a second. No.
你們都是這樣解決問題的嗎 Is that you people's answer to everything?
- 把那東西收起來 - 摘掉眼鏡 - Put that away. - Take your glasses off.
長官 不能這樣 S-Sir, you can't.
給我個充分的理由 為什麼不能 Give me one good reason why not?
因為 Um, because it's...
我們剛纔說的那件事 W... What we're talking about, uh...
- 因為 - 因為 - Because... - Because...
清除我們的記憶 If you erase us...
- 你們就永遠找不到真相 - 真相 - you will never know the truth. - The truth.
得了吧 他們明顯是在拖延時間 Come on, sir, they're obviously stalling.
下命令吧 我來執行 Say the word, I'll do it.
把東西收起來 Put it away.
M 繼續說 把理由講清楚 M, go ahead. Explain yourself.
好 長官 Well, sir.
您好好想想 If you think about it,
仔細的想一想 really think about it,
說到萬格斯 Vungus.
目前一共有多少人知道他在地球 How many people really knew that he was here?
這個房間里的人 The people in this room.
或許還有一些高級特工 And perhaps a dozen high level agents.
如果只有這些人知道萬格斯的行蹤 If those were the only people that knew where Vungus would be,
假設萬格斯沒有把自己的位置泄露給凶手 And we assume that Vungus didn't leak his own location to the killers.
那這是不是意味著黑衣人里 Doesn't that mean that it was someone...
有內鬼 inside MIB?
有內鬼 長官 就在我們中間 A mole, sir, inside these very walls.
長官 他們明顯是在胡編亂造 Sir, they're obviously making this up as they go along.
還說什麼內鬼 What are you talking about, a mole?
黑衣人歷史上 In the whole history of the company,
連信息泄露都沒有過 there's not been so much as a leak. Mole.
內鬼都會這麼說 Sounds like something a mole would say.
- 別瞎說 - 內鬼的典型說辭 - Don't be absurd. - Classic mole talk.
內鬼學堂第一課 Sounds like Mole 101.
夠了 Enough.
要是真的有內鬼 If we've been compromised,
那這個星球上所有的 It puts every citizen on this planet
人類和外星人就都有危險了 both human and alien at risk.
- C - 長官 - C. - Sir.
去查那兩個凶手 Track down these killers.
- 找到他們就能揪出內鬼 - 是 長官 - Find the killers, we'll find the mole. - Will do, sir.
你可以走了 Dismissed.
M 你的聰明確實名不虛傳 M, it appears you're as sharp as advertised.
你跟C一起辦這件案子 Work the case with C.
讓武器部門著手做一些 And get Weapons Department started
能殺死戴艾德姆人的東西 on something that can neutralize these Dyads.
是 長官 Yes, sir.
長官 她確實很聰明 Sharp indeed she is, sir.
所以 這麼說您想讓我督辦這件案子 So, I assume you'll want me overseeing the case.
比如 監督 Sort of, uh, supervise...
我不會再包庇你了 H I'm finished covering for you, H.
這案子需要我 長官 You need me on this case, sir.
我打敗過蜂獸 記得嗎 I-I've dealt with the Hive before, remember?
僅憑智慧 With nothing b-but my wits
- 和兩把7系除霧器 - 不 - and my Series-7... - No!
是他打敗過蜂獸 He dealt with the Hive before.
而我不知道那個他去哪兒了 And I don't know where the hell he has gone.
我還以為你能成為這裡的領導 I actually used to think you could lead this place.
是我看錯了你 I was wrong about you.
你走吧 We're done here.
這是命令 That's an order.
您並沒有看錯我 長官 Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir.
您看到過我的過人之處 我沒變 You saw something in me once. It's still there.
抱歉 讓您失望了 I apologize for letting you down.
再給我一次機會 我會解決的 我向您保證 Give me another chance and I'll fix this, T, I promise you.
我覺得這不光是把刀 I don't think it's just a blade.
上面好像還塗了什麼毒藥 Looks like it carries some sort of poison.
可是要怎麼 I want you to, uh...
等等 抱歉 伙計 Wait, sorry, mate.
T老大讓我帶頭處理這件案子 High T decided he wants me to run point on this one.
等等 什麼 抱歉 我不相信你 Wait. What? Sorry, I don't believe you.
我也不喜歡這樣 Look, I don't like it any better than you.
但是他一直說離不開我 But he kept going on about relying on me.
這件案子需要最好的特工什麼的 Needing our top agent, that sort of thing.
規矩不是我定的 去找他談吧 I don't make the rules Take it up with him.
M T老大想讓你跟我多學幾招 M, he's keen for you to shadow me on this one.
他說要向最專業的人學習 Learn from the best, he said.
讓我好好培訓你 Little on-the-job training, if you will.
怎麼樣 Hmm? Yeah?
來吧 Come on.
你是走還是留 Are you going or you staying?
- 是啊 我得走了 - 好吧 - Yeah, I'll-I'll go. - Yeah, all right, well...
- 好的 - 走吧 - Okay. - Come on.
H H?
真是謝謝啊 Well, thanks for that.
我受夠你了 I'm sick of you.
我來了 Okay.
所以真相到底是什麼 So, what's the actual truth?
你倒是告訴我啊 對於厭惡說謊的人來說 Well, you tell me, because for someone who hates lying,
你還真是不容易 that was incredible!
- 我沒有 - 得了吧 剛纔氣氛那麼緊張 - I wasn't... - Come on, that was electric up there.
我們配合得相當不錯 The way we played off each other, back and forth.
即興發揮而已 I was riffing.
“黑衣人里有內鬼” "A mole inside MIB."
真是天才 我怎麼就想不出來 Gosh, genius. Wish I thought of it myself.
說不定真的有呢 And I discovered a possible truth.
你好好想想 這種說法不無道理 I mean, think about it. It would explain a lot.
你們有什麼發現 So, what have you got so far?
我剛要對這個物質進行分子分解 I was about to run a molecular deconstruction on the substance
然後跟其他毒藥進行比對 and cross-reference with all known toxins.
好主意 Mm, good idea.
這個不能吸 Oh! Wouldn't do that.
我知道這是什麼了 Whoo! I know what that is.
對 這東西弄死了一個300磅的賈巴比亞人 Yeah, that killed a 300-pound Jababian,
我可不會隨便拿來吸 so I wouldn't get recreational with it.
這是高純度的澤福多斯 That is zephos, pure grade.
要是劑量部隊 它會立刻要你的命 The wrong amount will kill you instantly.
要是劑量對了 它就會讓你赤身裸體 The right amount will keep you dancing shirtless
在摩納哥的夜店桌子上連續跳17個小時 on a nightclub table in Monaco for about 17 hours straight.
你這張嘴總是沒有把門的 So much information. Always so much information.
我也是聽別人說的 I mean, it's what I've heard anyway.
只有一個地方的人知道怎麼弄這個 There's only one place in the world with the know-how to mix it.
我們走 Let's go.
不來嗎 You comin'?
世界還等著被拯救呢 World's not gonna save itself.
你是說 你需要我幫你 拯救世界嗎 Are you saying that you need me to save the world?
我就知道 Thought so.
你會在這兒看到很多這種符號 Yeah, you'll see that a lot around here.
是一種克羅姆林標記 They're a chameleon tag.
在他們星系 代表希望或毀滅 In their galaxy, a symbol for hope or annihilation.
具體是什麼意思 現在還有爭議 There's still some debate around what exactly.
其實是和諧的意思 Actually, it's harmony.
在地球上 代表我們進入了黑衣人安全港 But on Earth it means we're on training MIB's, safe haven.
你怎麼知道的 How do you know that?
手冊上寫了 It's in the handbook.
手冊不能全信 Don't believe everything you read.
跟客服說話是我的工作 That is my job.
那我的工作是什麼 閉嘴乾瞪眼嗎 And my job is what? Hang out here and shut up?
對 把嘴閉上 這就是你的工作 Yes, you shut up. That is your job.
看看這是誰啊 納薩爾 Well, look who it is, Nasr.
拜托 你知道規矩的 Come on, you know the rules.
不能讓人類看到外星科技 No visible alien tech anywhere on the street.
趁我還沒開罰單快把車藏起來 Cover the bike up before I have to give you a ticket.
H H?
真的是你嗎 It is really you?
當然是我了 還能是誰 Of course it's me. Who else could it be?
你好 巴薩姆 Hey, Bassam.
你好 H 納薩爾說你死了 Hi, H. Nasr said you were dead.
什麼 我可沒說過 What? I-I never said that.
你說過 他在說謊 You did. He's lying.
黑 別亂說 那是 Hey! Get... that...
你為什麼覺得我死了 Why would I be dead?
巴薩姆誤會了 Bassam misunderstood.
我們聽說你和瑞莎 分手了 We heard that you and Riza had... split up.
瑞莎 是誰 Ooh, Riza. Who's that?
這不是重點 Not important.
是人類還是 Mm. Human or...?
無所謂吧 Doesn't matter.
我就是好奇物種不同怎麼談戀愛 Just curious how it works between species.
這根本就不重要 就是一個老朋友 Very unimportant old friend of mine, so...
瑞莎領導著銀河系最大的犯罪集團 Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy.
她也是一個非常成功的女商人 Who is a very successful businesswoman.
我喜歡女商人 I love a businesswoman.
行了 你們說這些乾什麼 Okay, why are we talking about this?
很遺憾 H 你們是很棒的一對 So sad, H. You- You made a lovely couple.
好吧 謝謝 沒什麼大不了的 Okay, thank you very much. But these things happen.
你還說 “那個瘋婆子 肯定會把他宰了” You said, "That psycho's gonna slit his throat."
不好意思 失陪一下 Excuse us for one moment.
就是你說的 不是我 Your words, not mine.
你不能 Don't you...!
你跟那個女的約會過 You dated this-this person?
你們好像是有利益衝突吧 It seems like a conflict of interest.
你知道了我的私生活 這才叫利益衝突 Conflict of interest for you to know about my private life.
好吧 我也不想知道 Yeah, sure, I would prefer not to know that.
行了 聽著 Hey, Th-that's enough. Listen.
別揍他了 - Hoo! - Stop beating the hell out of him.
- 好吧 - 還是把車藏起來吧 - Yeah! - Keep this thing covered up.
好的 沒問題 Absolutely. Will do.
- 謝謝 - 不會有下次了 - Thank you. - Won't happen again.
很高興見到你們 Nice to meet you both.
- 沒錯 - 是的 - Yes. - Yeah.
什麼事 What?
我們從夜店外面的攝像頭裡調出了這個 Pulled this from the surveillance camera outside the club.
你一站這兒我就難受 Standing there, making me feel uncomfortable.
抱歉 Sorry 'bout that.
你給T看過了嗎 Have you shown this to T?
你說有事先找你 He said everything goes through you.
是的 有事先找我 很好 Yes, everything does go through me. Good.
我會給他看的 I'll show him.
你去忙吧 Go on.
我的天啊 Goodness me.
天啊 Oh, boy.
出大事了 Here comes trouble.
要出亂子了 I like trouble.
你跟我想到一起去了嗎 You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
給瑞莎打電話 Call Riza.
對 就是這兒 Oh, here, this is it.
好像堆了好幾天了 Looks like a couple day's worth.
但是一直沒人出來收 No one's been around to collect.
有人嗎 Hello?
再往前走一步 我就把你幹掉 小白臉 One more step and I'll liquify your pants, pretty boy.
別緊張 我們沒有惡意 Easy, easy, we don't want any trouble.
站在那兒別動 Do not move!
你好啊 Hey, look at you.
你叫什麼名字 小兄弟 What do they call you, sport?
我可不是你的“小兄弟” "Sport" is not what you call me.
這是什麼東西 What is it?
什麼東西 我是個人 It? He.
- 抱歉 - 為什麼非要問我叫什麼 - Sorry. - Why would you call me anything?
兵沒有名字 我們只是兵而已 Pawns don't have names. We're pawns.
好吧 那就叫兵兵 Uh, okay. Pawny, then.
這兒發生了什麼事 What happened here?
我們本來玩得很開心 Oh, we had the best party.
侃爺還帶來了新專輯 Kanye showed up and dropped, like, a whole new album.
那真是他最棒的作品 And it was some of his best work.
你看看 我們被打得屁滾尿流 Look around. We got our asses kicked!
我的女王 My Queen!
她死了 Oh, she's gone.
我發誓 再也不會效忠其他人了 I'll never serve another, I swear it.
我會把匕首 插進自己的身體 就像這樣 I'll plunge my dagger into my own body, like this.
把五臟六腑都插透 然後靜靜的 Through all my vital organs and then leave it
等待死神把我帶走 until the dark takes me.
你不會真的要自尋短見吧 You're not actually gonna go through with this, are you?
聽著 沒有女王的兵 Listen, a queen's pawn without a queen is just
就只是個兵了 a pawn!
毫無存在價值 A nothing.
我必須結束我的生命 I must end my own life
還要以 in the most...
最痛苦的方式 painful way possible.
不要攔著我 Don't stop me.
我的生存幾率 Chance of survival:
是零 Zero.
- 你不覺得我們該攔著他嗎 - 我要動手了 - Do you think we should stop him? - Gonna do it.
我還挺想看看 他會怎麼做呢 Kinda wanna see if he goes through with it.
抱歉 你說什麼 Uh, sorry. What did you say?
什麼都沒說 Hmm? Nothing at all.
不 剛纔是我在說話 No, you know what, I did say something.
是嗎 You did?
是的 他是目擊證人 Yeah. He's a witness.
不好意思 Excuse me.
老實說 You know,
我覺得你的女王並不希望你 I don't think that she would want you to, you know...
做出這種傻事 明白嗎 go through with it, honestly.
你算哪根蔥 你怎麼知道女王的想法 Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want?
你也是女王嗎 Are you a queen?
我覺得所有女人 都可以回答 是 Well, I mean, to the extent that all women are, yes.
但是不 不 But no. No.
我不是女王 I'm not a queen.
你知道嗎 她其實是個特工 You know what she is, though, is an agent.
- 特工 - 沒錯 - A-gent? - Mm-hmm.
這是個頭銜嗎 Is that a title?
確實是個頭銜 It is a title.
象徵著顯赫的地位和榮譽 A title of great eminence and stature.
M是個特工 M here is an agent.
沒有兵的特工 你明白我的意思吧 An agent without a pawn, if you see my meaning.
我從來沒沒這麼想過 I never thought of this.
但是紀念死者的最好方式 But maybe the best way to honor the dead
也許就是好好的活著 is to go on living.
沒錯 Yes!
我發誓將永遠效忠於您 M特工 I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M!
不 不 我不需要你的效忠 No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject.
太遲了 我都發過誓了 Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty.
您應該早點說 不 不 I wish you'd said no, no, no before.
恭喜你了 Congratulations.
如果您先我而去 And if you should die before I...
我一定結束自己的生命 I promise to end my own life
還要以最痛苦的方式 In the most painful way possible.
對 Yeah. Ha.
我不喜歡你 I don't like you.
我們走 Let's go.
主人 My lady?
帶上我吧 我會讓您開心的 Come on. We'll have a fun time.
- 好吧 - 太好啦 - Fine. - Yes!
H 有件事我一直想告訴你 H, there's something that I've been meaning to tell you about
我一直想告訴你 I been wanting to tell you...
- 什麼事 - 關於 哪兒去了 - Yeah? - About it... where?
你是說這個嗎 You mean this?
- 你把它偷走了 - 什麼叫偷 - You stole it from me? - "Stole it from me."
我只是取回你從犯罪現場偷來的證物 I recovered evidence which you stole from a crime scene.
萬格斯讓我把它藏好 Vungus told me to hide it,
而我沒法相信任何人 and that I couldn't trust anyone, so.
你聽信了萬格斯的話 You're telling me y-y-you listened to Vungus?
你相信萬格斯 You trusted Vungus
而不是身為高級特工搭檔 instead of your partner, a senior agent?
- 是嗎 - 簡而言之 是的 - Huh? - In a word, yes.
H 一說到特工 H, speaking of agents.
躲起來 Come on.
他們來這兒乾什麼 Why would they be here?
要不是有跟我們無關的頒獎晚會 There's either an award show we're not aware of
就是我們有大麻煩了 or we're in deep shit.
謝謝 馬上封鎖所有的街道 Thank you. I need you to close every street,
拱門和下水道 every archway and every sewer, now.
請放大那個攝像機的畫面 Come in close from that body cam there, please.
誰能跟我解釋一下 Could someone please explain to me
這到底是怎麼回事 what the hell is going on?
長官 這是個敏感話題 Ah, sir, slightly sensitive subject.
還是別聲張的好 Thought it best to keep it quiet.
請再拉近一點 A bit further in, please.
C 過來一下 C! A word.
沒問題 別讓任何人離開老城 好嗎 Absolutely. No one leaves the Medina, all right?
這 This.
太過分了 This is nonsense.
就算你不喜歡H Despite your personal feelings,
他也是我們這裡最優秀的特工之一 H is one of the best agents ever to wear the suit.
他曾是我們這裡最優秀的特工之一 No, sir, he was one of the best agent to wear the suit.
蜂獸事件過後他就變了 He hasn't been the same since the incident with the Hive.
你看 Look. Look.
我的線人說 My sources say
萬格斯從 that Vungus stole it
賈巴比亞戰爭部高級研究中心偷走了這個 from the Jababian War Department Advanced Reseach Division
還帶到了地球 and brought it here.
你一直瞞著我 瞞多久了 And you kept this from me. For how long?
你給我解釋清楚 Explain yourself.
解釋什麼 Oh, explain myself?
長官 不管那是什麼 Sir, whatever that thing is,
M和H在您辦公室時就拿著了 M and H had it in your office.
您卻讓他們走了 長官 恕我冒犯 And you let them go, sir. With all due respect,
是您放他們走的 you let them go.
繼續行動 Carry on.
是 長官 Yes, sir.
- 等等C - 長官 - And C. - Sir.
直接帶他們來見我 Bring them straight to me.
不管這事什麼 萬格斯都用生命保護了它 Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it.
他交給我 是為了不讓它落入那些人手中 He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them.
長官 Yes, sir.
H 聽我說 H, listen to me.
這次行動沒有我的授權 This isn't my operation.
離開那裡 找個安全的地方 然後向我彙報 Get out of there. Get safe. Then report.
M也許說對了 M might be right.
每隔10分鐘就彙報一次 I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
黑衣人里可能真的有內鬼 There could be a mole in Men in Black.
聽著 All right.
你拿好它 我去把他們引開 Take this. I'll draw them away.
20分鐘後主廣場見 I'll meet you in the main square in 20.
快走 Go.
借過 Pardon.
勞駕 勞駕 Pardon. Pardon.
各位 真是巧啊 Hey, guys, what are the odds?
納薩爾 把你的車借我一下 Nasr! I need to borrow your bike.
好借好還 再借不難 懂嗎 As long as it is to borrow, not steal, ha?
好的 放心吧 快點 Yes, of course. Come on, quick. come on.
我看看 油門 剎車 Okay... accelerator, brake.
給你水 天氣挺熱的 Water. Very hot out there.
你還真貼心 Ah, very thoughtful of you.
這車挺好開的 對吧 This is all pretty straightforward, yeah?
對 非常好開 沒錯 Yes. Very straightforward indeed. Yes, yes.
就像騎自行車一樣 Just like riding a bike.
那太好了 Okay, cool.
抱歉 Sorry!
這哪裡像自行車了 Well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all.
快 跳上來 Quick! Jump on.
抓緊了 Hold on tight!
該死 Oh, shit!
快抓住我 Hold on, Pawny!
等等我 Wait for me!
謝謝 Thanks!
真不敢相信我做到了 I can't believe that actually worked!
- H - 怎麼了 - H. - Yeah?
對了 把眼鏡戴上 Oh, right. Uh, glasses.
大家好 麻煩你們看這裡 Hi, everyone. If you could all look right here.
快開車 Just drive.
天啊 Oh, boy.
現在怎麼辦 按紅色按鈕吧 What do you think? Press the red button?
應該是超空間引擎 I think it's hyperdrive.
不 不 我覺得應該是藍色的 No, no, no. I think hyperdrive is blue.
好吧 有時候得相信直覺 Well, you know, sometimes you have to trust your gut.
還是我的直覺更靠譜 My gut, not yours.
隨便按一個吧 Somebody press something.
甩掉他們了 Lost the tail!
我就說是超空間引擎嘛 What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive.
- 要相信直覺 - 是啊 - Trust your gut. Trust your gut. - Yeah, yeah.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 我討厭沙子 Oh, God, I hate sand.
紅色按鈕太棒啦 The red button was awesome!
我們再按一次吧 Let's press the red button again.
那東西怎麼了 Hey, what's it doing?
它在動 Moving.
這是什麼東西 What is that thing?
看到它的核心了嗎 See the core?
它在不斷從光球層里 How it keeps emitting convective energy
向外散髮對流能量 across the interior of the photosphere?
對 我都看到了 Mm, yeah, no, I see all the...
就是那個什麼光球層 I see the-the photosphere bit.
行了 別裝了 Okay, yeah, shh.
這跟熱核爆炸產生的能量一樣 Those are thermonuclear explosions.
等等 什麼意思 Wait, and what does that mean?
這東西是炸彈嗎 Like-Like a bomb or something?
我覺得這是一顆 I think what we're looking at
被超級壓縮的星球 is a supercompressed star
根據熱量的顏色 and by the color temperature,
我認為這是一顆藍巨星 I'd say it's a blue giant.
按一下試試 看看會怎麼樣 Let's just press the button, see what-see what this thing does.
你在建議 我們拿這顆武器化的星球 試著玩嗎 Are you suggesting that we try a weaponized star for fun?
這是為了科學 不光是玩 Mm-hmm. Well, for science and fun.
這兩者並不矛盾 Well, the two aren't mutually exclusive.
好的 Okay.
沒有比這裡更適合的場地了 對吧 Yeah, there is no better place than this, right?
畢竟這裡還被叫做空曠的四分之一 They don't call it the Empty Quarter for nothing.
對 所以我才讓你試試 來吧 Yes. That's why I made the suggestion. Go.
只用千分之一的能量怎麼樣 Uh, at just .001, what do you think?
好 我看行 Yeah, start off slow.
- 快按吧 - 好的 - Press the button. - Okay.
也許你可以把能量 再往上調一些 Maybe ratchet it up a few notches, the little...
哇哦 Whoa!
這還是低檔設置 That was the low setting?
你覺得會有人發現這兒多個坑嗎 Do we think anyone's gonna notice that-that wasn't there before?
長官 Sir.
他們逃走了 They, uh, got away.
我覺得更合適得說法是 I believe the appropriate phrase is
你們跟丟了 you lost them.
依我個人之見 長官 Well, I put it to you, sir...
有人在暗中幫他們 that they had help.
或許吧 Probably.
但是我瞭解H But I know H.
他這樣做肯定事出有因 Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.
您為什麼要護著他 Why do you keep protecting him?
為什麼不懲罰他 What is it going to take?
我要護著的是 我們的組織 I'm protecting this institution.
您在防著我嗎 From what, from me?
您在質疑我的忠誠嗎 長官 Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?
至少你的判斷力值得懷疑 At the very least, your judgment.
還有別的事嗎 C特工 Is there anything else, Agent C?
- 沒有了 長官 - 很好 - No, sir. - Good.
那就請你離開吧 Would you kindly leave?
萬格斯知道 這東西威力有多大吧 Now, Vungus knew how powerful that thing was, right?
他明知道這武器能毀滅時間 He knew that it could destroy entire worlds.
卻把它給了你 我就不明白了 And he gave it to you. I don't understand. Someone that he
你們猜剛剛認識 他怎麼會這麼做 only just met. Why would he do that?
- 我不知道 - 什麼 - I don't know. - Hmm?
也許是因為他信任我 Maybe he trusted me.
你確實值得信任 但 I mean, not that I doubt your general trustworthiness, but
我畢竟還在萬格斯母親的葬禮上唱過歌呢 I mean, I-I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral.
老實說 我唱得挺好的 Quite beautifully, if I might add.
你知道 我們兩個真的很熟 You know, w-we knew everything about one another.
我是說 他一定是信任我的 I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me.
好吧 H 如果你非想值得 Okay, H, if you must know...
他說你變了 He said that you'd changed.
我真的受夠了聽到 You know, I-I'm getting a little sick of hearing
這套“你變了”的鬼話 people give me this "you've changed" crap.
我還是過去那個我 I'm the same person I was years ago.
你是說你一直都是這樣嗎 You mean to tell me that you've always been this way?
什麼樣 What way?
又獃又傻 Uh, vaguely inept.
傲慢 Arrogant.
魯莽草率 Reckless.
我有漏掉什麼嗎 Did I miss anything?
好吧 聽著 Okay, yeah, hey, look.
傲慢 魯莽草率 說得好 I don't contend I'm reckless. That's nice.
也許我有時候是這樣 但你知道嗎 Well, maybe I am a few of those things occasionally
我的工作是拯救地球 but guess what? My job is saving the planet
我也確實這樣做了 我乾的很好 不是嗎 And that's what I do. I do a pretty good job at it, okay?
我一直恪盡職守 And while that's still happening,
我的規矩就是 沒有規矩 the rules are, there are no rules.
- 你這話打臉了 - 沒錯 - Well, that's a rule. - Mm-hmm.
我去 好了 誰都不許動 Goddammit. All right, nobody move!
把東西放下 鬍子怪 Drop it, hairball!
誰都不許動 Nobody move!
巴薩姆 你怎麼來的 Bassam, how the hell'd you get here?
不覺得我很水潤嗎 H Feelin' hydrated, H?
我從來沒有洗過澡 Never had a bath before.
整整洗掉了兩斤灰 Lost two pounds of dirt alone.
我們還喝水來著 God, we drank from that.
天啊 我就說怎麼合起來一股鬍子味 Oh, God, I thought I tasted, like, a living beard.
算了 Okay, um...
巴薩姆 聽我說好嗎 兄弟 Bassam, listen, all right, mate, uh...
不要衝動 Let's be sensible here.
你大概還不知道 那東西有多厲害吧 I don't think you really know what you're dealing with.
- 所以 - 得了吧 我當然知道 - So... - Oh, no, I definitely do.
瑞莎肯定會出大價錢買的 Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it.
- 等等 - 不 - Wait! - No, no, no!
祝你們生活愉快 蠢貨們 Have a nice life, bozos!
幹得好 H Great job, H.
兵兵 能讓她把扭力扳手遞給我嗎 Pawny, can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench, please?
她有名字和頭銜 你明明知道的 She has a name and a title, and you know that.
主人 這個二缺想要扭力扳手 My lady, the jackass wants a torque wrench.
兵兵 你告訴他 Pawny, will you tell him that
他越快修好駕駛操控台的電源 the sooner he restores power to my drive console,
我就能越快弄清楚怎麼操作它 the sooner that I can figure out how to program it?
主人說 你是一個滿腦子廢料的蠢驢 My lady says that you're a clock-brained ass clown
你的愚蠢已經威脅到了地球的安全 whose gullible idiocy has threatened the very existence of the planet.
行了 他根本就沒那麼說 Okay, you know what, she- she didn't say that, all right?
你就是個沒用的小廢物 You little worst piece in a chess board.
- 她說了 - 她一個字都沒說 - She said it. - She didn't say anything.
我心裡就是那麼想的 Yeah, but I was thinking it.
幾乎一字不差 Actually, every single word.
你傳達得很好 謝謝 You make a really good point. Thank you.
能告訴你的主人 電源修好了嗎 You should tell your lady she now has power.
二缺說電源已經修好了 Uh, the jackass says, my lady, that you have power.
幫我謝謝他 Can you thank him?
真的嗎 Really?
可以用冷漠但又不失禮貌的方式說 But in a cold, kind of polite way.
瞪著他說也行 You can even put a glare on it.
你看著辦 我相信你 Just play around with it. I trust you.
主人說謝謝你 My lady says thank you.
我知道武器去哪兒了 也知道怎麼拿回來 I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back.
主人 My lady?
我自己來吧 繼續說 I got this one. I'm listening.
巴薩姆只有一個真正的買家 瑞莎 Bassam has only one real buyer. Riza.
絲塔夫羅絲 Stavros.
就是跟你約過會的那個瑞莎嗎 Riza, the Riza you went out with?
那個星際軍火販子瑞莎 The intergalactic alien arms dealer, Riza?
請允許我插句話 I'm gonna hop back in for a second.
你和瑞莎·絲塔夫羅絲約會過 那個軍火販子 You dated Riza Stavros, the Merchant of Death?
殺戮之母 The Mother of Murder?
她超級正點 She's pretty hot.
我們認識的時候我不知道她是軍火商 I didn't know she was an arms dealer when we met.
我當時就被她迷住了 And I-And I was distracted by her
詭計和她的 feminine wiles and her
美色 intoxicating beauty.
而且我們彼此有感覺 And besides, you know, we weren't interested in labels,
也不在乎對方是乾什麼的 we were interested in our hearts,
如果內心熾熱就是犯罪的話 那就開槍吧 and if having a big, old heart is a crime, then shoot me.
先別開槍 Not yet.
我聽候您的吩咐 You'll let me know though, right?
真的嗎 Really?
“內心熾熱” "A big, old heart"?
怎麼了 What?
怎麼 很好笑 是嗎 That's funny, is it, hmm?
內心熾熱 A big, old heart.
太蠢了 什麼鬼說法 Stupid. Who talks like that?
內心熾熱 真搞笑 A big, old doofus.
你從來沒談過戀愛 對吧 You've never been in love, have you?
我不是嘲笑你 我只是想問問 I'm not making fun, I'm genuinely asking.
你就沒有為愛瘋狂過嗎 You've never once abandoned logic for passion?
說什麼呢 戀愛筆記本的續集嗎 Ugh, what is this, the sequel to The Notebook?
我沒看過原作 但我覺得你挺適合寫言情的 I never saw it, but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense.
我沒有談過 No, I haven't.
愛情沒有邏輯來得靠譜 Passion is unstable and logic is constant.
- 你這麼想 - 對 - Is that right? - Yeah.
兩個人肉體的吸引 Physical attraction is nothing more than
不過是大腦化學反應而已 chemical reactions in your brain.
不可信任 Can't trust them.
也不真實 They're not real.
可整個宇宙 不就是化學反應的結果嗎 Well, isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction?
你當然可以信任它 Pretty sure I can trust that.
感覺很真實 Feels pretty real.
說得還挺深奧 That's actually kinda deep.
應該修好了 Well, that should do it.
啟動試試 Power her up.
謝謝 Thank you.
兵兵 Pawny?
- 不是這 - 我只能跳這麼遠 - Not there. - That's as far as I could jump.
其實我能跳得再高點 但是那就更尷尬了 Actually, I could jump higher, but that would've been more awkward.
好了 別說了 Okay, enough.
準備啟動 Here we go.
終於好了 And look at that.
- 真不錯 - 是啊 - Well done. - Mm-hmm.
我瞭解瑞莎 她雖然是軍火販子 Now, I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death.
但她有個弱點 But she does have one weakness.
準備好當英雄了嗎 小家伙 You ready to be a hero, little guy?
我一向來者不拒 Pretty open to anything.
很好 我們去那不勒斯 Good. 'Cause we're going to Naples.
你要去瑞莎的強化必死堡壘嗎 Oh, to Riza's fortified fortress of for sure death?
別開槍 別開槍 Don't shoot, don't shoot.
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
改天再談好嗎 我有其他客人來了 Can we do this another day? I have another visitor.
- 當然可以 沒問題 - 是嗎 - Oh, absolument. - Yeah?
謝謝你 Thank you.
- 再見 - 再見 - Au revoir. - Bye.
盧卡 想我了嗎 Luca! Did you miss me?
沒有 No.
H H.
我知道你為什麼來 I know why you're here.
你為什麼要穿粉褲子 Why are you wearing pink trousers?
最近怎麼樣 So, how've you been?
真是好久不見 It's been a while, eh?
和瑞莎分手的壞處就是 The tough thing about breakups
不能跟你當朋友了 is the friendships you lose.
至少我們有過快樂的時光 不是嗎 Ah, we had some good times though, didn't we?
瑞莎和我也有過快樂的時光 Riza and I had good times, I guess.
那時候你就站在後面當燈泡 You just sort of lurked in the background a bit.
很漂亮 對吧 Wonderful, isn't she?
我就是喜歡 很蠢 卻很漂亮的東西 I just love dumb, beautiful creatures.
這感覺很熟悉 對吧 This is familiar, isn't it?
這麼說 So...
黑衣人終於把你掃地出門了嗎 MIB finally showed you the door, eh?
其實我是自己出來的 Showed myself out, actually.
馬兒就該自由自在 Some horses are born to roam free.
不聽話的基本都死了 And others just get shot.
你來乾什麼 What are you doing here?
想見見你 I wanted to see you.
帶了些東西 And I brought you something.
還帶來了禮物 And I know how you like special pets
我知道你喜歡特別的寵物 so, I brought you a peace offering.
喵 喵 Meow, meow.
汪汪 嗚嗚 等等 Bark, woof, etcetera, etcetera.
我很喜歡 Oh, I like it.
他長得 He is...
真是醜萌醜萌的 對吧 cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he?
全宇宙僅此一隻 The last of his kind.
你總是知道如何討我歡心 對不對 You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you?
你也總是知道 如何讓我心跳加速 And you always knew how to make mine beat that little bit faster.
記憶清除器 也沒辦法讓我忘記這句話 Not a neuralyzer in the world would make me forget that.
其實我很想看看 You know, I was actually looking forward
我的槍把你打成篩子的樣子 to seeing my guns tear you to pieces,
但一看到 and then I saw that
帥氣的 perfect, little...
小臉 face of yours, and...
我必須知道 I had to know.
知道什麼 Know what?
我想知道真相 I want to know the truth.
我們之間這段感情是真的嗎 Was this ever real?
是嗎 Hmm? This?
我和你之間 You, me, was it?
有好戲看了 This'll be good.
是真的嗎 Was it?
我從一開始就知道你的真實身份 I knew who you were from the start.
我的工作就是 My job was to
贏得你的信任 gain your trust and...
在時機成熟的時候扳倒你 take you down when the opportunity came.
這就是真相 That's the truth.
對 我會把耳機關掉的 Uh, yeah, gotta turn my earpiece off for this part.
天啊 閉嘴 God, shut up.
- 什麼 - 沒什麼 - What? - No, I'm sorry...
我在對我的心說話 It's what I say to my heart
那些話就像腦海裡的聲音一樣 when it's like a voice inside my head.
我明白 Oh, I know.
這是裝不出來的 I couldn't fake that.
謝謝 Thank you.
沒什麼的 That's okay.
不 我得謝謝你 No, but thank you for...
讓我徹底放下了 for giving me closure.
大家時不時地都需要放鬆一下 Well, we all need some-some closure from time to time.
讓他消失 Get him out of here.
等等 別這樣 等一下 What, wait, no... Wait a second.
我也需要放下 I need some closure, too.
- H - 親愛的 那我的感情呢 - H... - What about my feelings?
給你提個建議 Here's a little tip for you, honey.
下次來找我和好時 Next time you bring a peace offering,
最好別挑我得到最強 don't make it the same day I come into possession
殺傷性武器的那一天 of the most powerful weapon ever created.
這跟那件事沒關係 我都不知道你得了件武器 This had nothing to do with that. I didn't even know you had a weapon.
這是兩碼事 是巧合 It's a totally separate thing, it's a coincidence.
完全巧合 我不知道她新得了件武器 Total coincidence. I didn't know she had a weapon.
你知道這件事嗎 Did you know she had a weapon?
送他上船 Take him to the boat.
行了 別動手 Okay, okay, okay.
我覺得剛纔很順利 兄弟們 Well, fellas, I think that went pretty well.
估計以後我們要經常見面了 Looks like we'll be seeing a whole lot more of each other.
好的 讓我看看 Okay, okay, okay.
塞巴斯汀 親愛的 Sebastian, darling?
你想不想 How would you like to be able
在足不出戶的情況下就摧毀整個太陽系 to destroy entire solar systems without leaving your home?
- 兵兵 - 是的 我看到了 - Pawny? - Yeah, I see it.
關閉激光器 Oh, would you look at that?
這下好了 M Good to go, M.
好了 兵兵 到你登場了 Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now.
好吧 這還真是壓力山大 Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive.
很簡單 親愛的 你要還是不要 It's very simple, darling. Do you want it or not?
不 只有一個 塞巴斯汀 No, I only have one, Sebastian.
我也留不了太久 And I won't have that for long.
不 我只給你5秒鐘 No, I'm gonna give you five seconds.
就是這麼完美 Perfectly done.
我一會再打給你 I'm gonna call you back.
糟了 糟了 Oh, crap, oh, crap!
瞧你那小短腿 Well, look at your little legs!
跑得還真快 You are so fast!
瞧你跑起來那小樣兒 God, look at you run!
真快啊 等等 我來了 You're so fast. Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.
別再跑了 Now, you don't run away again.
你好啊 Oh, hello.
我還一直以為 Oh, and here I thought...
H是獨行俠 H worked alone.
我可真傻 Silly me.
你更可憐 Poor you.
確實沒你想的那麼簡單 對 It's been a steep learning curve, yeah.
哦 那 Oh, that.
這是一把卡茲克短管轉輪殲滅槍 That's a snubnose cross SIG Annihilator.
你知道人類要是中槍會怎麼樣嗎 Do you know what that does to a human body?
會把你從裡到外燒個精光 It boils you from the inside out.
不錯 Cute.
你知道兵兵 Do you know what a Pawny does
能對外星軍火販子造成什麼傷害嗎 to sadistic alien arms dealers?
不知道 親愛的 你說的“兵兵”是什麼 No, honey, tell me what a "pawny" is.
我就是兵兵 你這個瘋婆子 I'm a Pawny, you psycho!
看來形勢逆轉了 Looks like the tables have turned.
接得太完美了 That was an incredible catch!
這感覺真爽 That felt good.
別擔心 別擔心 都在計劃之內 Don't worry, don't worry. It's all part of the plan.
好吧 H 你總有萬事大吉的錯覺 Well, H, you always have been rather delusional.
和好禮物 Peace offering.
殺了他們 Kill them.
先殺了H 手段殘忍點 Start with him and make it hurt.
不 你也不是非殺他不可 No, you don't have to do this!
把我放下 你這個塔倫獸惡棍 Put me down, you Terrantian thug!
等一下 你剛剛說塔倫獸 Wait, did you say Terrantian?
對啊 Yes.
是的 主人 他說了 Yes, my lady, he did.
塔倫獸殺人的時候必須全神貫註 They tend to be very single-minded when it comes to killing.
因為他們的腦仁小得像個開心果 Brains the size of a pistachio nut.
你這是幫倒忙 You're not helping.
你們看到的是來自仙女星座二號 The creature you saw was an unlicensed Terrantian
未授權的塔倫獸 from Andromeda II.
塔倫獸 Terrantian?
我認識一個塔倫獸 I know a Terrantian.
我見過一次 I met one once.
我還幫助過他 I helped him.
卡布拉納舒林 Kavula Nachshulin.
什麼 What?
卡布拉納舒林 Kavula Nagsulin.
她說得對 What she said.
你怎麼知道這句話 How d'you know that?
是塔倫獸跟我說的 Because he said it to me.
莫莉 Molly?
是我 Yes.
莫莉 Molly?
你開什麼玩笑 不是吧 Are you shitting me, really?
現在是誰有錯覺了 Who's delusional now?
是你嗎 It's you?
你長大了 You've grown!
當然 我也是 I mean, me-me too.
把東西給她 Give her the box.
盧卡 你不能這麼做 Luca, you can't do this.
我對你不好嗎 Haven't I been good to you?
你要是想殺誰 我從來都沒攔過 I've let you kill anyone you wanted.
放過我 Come on.
不行嗎 No?
把東西給我 The box?
謝謝 Thank you.
對了 你改變了我的人生 You changed my life, by the way.
快告訴我 Hey, uh, quickly...
卡布拉納舒林是什麼意思 Kavula Nachshulin, what does it mean?
意思是 總有一天 我會讓你想殺的人 It means, one day, I'll kill
以最痛苦的方式死去 whoever I choose in the most gruesome way imaginable.
我們還是先留著她吧 Or maybe we just keep her here for a moment
等我和H商量好行動計劃後再決定 until he and I can discuss our plan of action.
H 你沒事吧 H? H, are you okay?
我很好 I'm good.
剛纔 Uh, that was...
還真是刺激啊 That was a rush.
對 找刺激就免不了受傷 Yeah, and incredibly painful.
沒錯 Yeah.
這個計劃完全沒有按計划進行 Pretty sure the plan went wrong in every conceivable way.
是啊 Yeah, well.
所以 So, uh...
你真名是莫莉 對嗎 It's Molly, huh?
你不該知道的 You're not supposed to know that.
太遲了 我已經知道了 Well, too late. I know it now.
公平起見 我也告訴你我的真名 Guess it's only fair that you know mine.
- 我並不想知道 - 反正我要說 - I don't wanna know yours. - I'm gonna tell you.
- 好吧 - 準備好了嗎 - Okay. - You ready?
霍雷肖 Horatio.
- 才不是 - 的確不是 - It is not. - It's not.
我叫亨利 It's Henry.
你確實像是叫亨利 Yeah, you look like a Henry.
很好 我就叫這個 Good. It's all I've got.
我叫史蒂夫 I'm Steve.
什麼 史蒂夫 你之前不是說兵沒有名字嗎 Yeah? Steve? I thought you said pawns didn't have names.
確實沒有 We don't.
我只是覺得有點寂寞 I was just feeling left out.
你好 史蒂夫 Oh, Steve.
看來情況不妙 That is not cool.
我可不喜歡山崩地裂的感覺 I don't like what the Earth is doing now.
卡布拉納舒林 Kavula Nachshulin!
試一下總沒壞處 It was worth a try.
快把武器給我們 我們要去找蜂獸 We must have the weapon for the Hive.
不 不知道你們聽說過沒有 No! I don't know if you've heard.
我們就是黑衣人 That we are the Men in Black.
是黑衣人和黑衣女 The Men and Women in Black.
說得好 Nice save.
你們要是以為我們會把武器老實交出來 If you think we're just gonna hand this thing over,
那可就大錯特錯了 you've got another thing coming.
你們不知道我們的厲害 You don't know who you're dealing with.
我們要保護地球 See, we protect the Earth.
還有地球上的所有東西 And that means everyone and everything on it.
你們想打架嗎 You wanna do this? You wanna get down?
很好 那就來吧 Fine. Let's go!
你們再敢往前一步 我就摧毀這個島上的一切 Move and I'll obliterate this entire island and everything on it.
我們也在島上呢 Uh, yeah, including us.
你不覺得我們該提前商量好嗎 You don't think we should've spoken about this before?
害我白費口舌 I just gave a whole speech.
你說得挺好的 Yeah, I really like the speech.
我只是覺得這麼說效果會更好 I just thought that maybe this was gonna be more effective.
你們聽到了吧 You heard me.
別逼我用這個 Don't make me use it.
我們會不惜一切保護世界 We'll do anything to protect our world.
我們也是 So will we.
這個世界上沒有什麼是殺不死的 Nothing in this universe is unkillable.
只要電壓足夠大 With the proper voltage.
你們兩個沒事吧 Are you both all right?
沒事 長官 相當不錯 Uh, yes, sir. Never better.
長官 你怎麼找到我們的 Sir, how did you find us?
根據經驗 Experience.
又是瑞莎打的嗎 H Riza again, H?
你什麼時候才能長點記性 When are you going to learn?
我就知道你靠得住 I knew I could count on you.
你一定能挺過來 That in the end, you'll pull through.
謝謝 長官 Thank you, sir.
你也是 M You too, M.
O特工說你很出色 她看人真準 Agent O had a feeling about you and she was right.
命運自會在恰當的時間 The universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be
把你引到該去的地方 The moment you're supposed to be there.
我們回家吧 Let's go home.
我們一定要把它保管好 Let's keep this safe, shall we?
桑德拉 通知賈巴比亞大使館 Sandra, inform the Jababian embassy.
我們找到武器了 We have the weapon.
你作為實習特工出色地完成了第一次任務 Quite a first assignment for a probationary agent, M.
馬拉喀什 魯卜哈利沙漠 Marrakesh, the Empty Quarter.
那不勒斯 Naples.
你轉正之後一定會大有所為 Imagine what you will accomplish when you're one of us.
是 長官 Yes, sir.
盡情享受這一刻吧 M Enjoy this moment, M.
快樂總是短暫的 They never last.
我不知道你是怎麼做到的 但你又成功了 I don't know how you do it, but you just keep doing it.
是嗎 怎麼了 C Yeah? What's that, C?
拯救世界 Saving the world.
你居然連續兩次了 Total destruction, twice!
就在短短幾年內 我想說 In as many years, I mean...
- 真是難以想象啊 - 真是難以想象啊 - What are the odds? - What are the odds?
笑一下 MIB!
好啦 Right.
- 失陪一下 - 好 - Excuse me. - Yeah.
- 怎麼樣 - 你懂的 - How's it going? - Uh, you know.
- 派對很棒吧 - 對 是很不錯 - Cool party, huh? - Yeah, great party.
- 總感覺不太對勁 - 對 我也感覺到了 - Something is wrong. - Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
我當時對戴艾德姆人說 我們會不惜一切保護世界 I said to the Dyads, we'd do anything to save our world.
他們說 他們也是 They said that they would, too.
他們還說要拿著武器去找蜂獸 Then they told us they needed the weapon for the Hive.
萬一我們理解錯了呢 What if we misunderstood what that meant?
也許他們想用武器對付蜂獸 Maybe they needed the weapon to use against the Hive
拯救自己的世界 to save their world.
或許他們從未被蜂獸征服 Which could mean they were never the Hive at all.
但是DNA突變了 T老大給我們看了樣本 But the DNA, the mutations. High T showed us that sample.
有道理 讓我看看 All right. Let's see.
我是H特工 調出戴艾德姆人的屍檢報告 Agent H. Bring up the Dyad forensic report.
誰有刪除屍檢報告的權限呢 Who has the authority to make a case file disappear?
跟我來 Come with me.
那不勒斯的事呢 And what about Naples?
他怎麼知道我們在那兒 How did they know we were there?
那是他的工作 He was doing his job.
他的工作也包括跟蹤我們嗎 Does his job include tracking us?
這是他送給我的禮物 但是裡面有個芯片 He gave this to me as a gift. It has a chip inside it.
給我們看看那把被收繳的賈巴比亞武器 We need to see the confiscated Jababian weapon.
這可不行 Not possible.
怎麼不行 我是辦這件案子的高級特工 Not possible? I-I'm the senior agent on the case.
通融一下 武器在哪兒 Let's make it possible. W-Where's the weapon?
他大概一直在找這個武器 I think he's been chasing it the entire time.
T老大就是內鬼 肯定錯不了 High T is the mole. He's gotta be.
給誰當內鬼 他能帶那東西去哪兒 A mole for who? Where would he be taking it?
巴黎 Paris.
我猜他會去巴黎 My guess would be Paris.
我就知道 我一直覺得他不對勁 I knew, you know, I knew all along that something was off.
我以為他只是在包庇你 I thought he was covering for you.
但事實證明 But it turns out it was him.
他是在掩飾自己的行為 He was hiding his own tracks.
一定有什麼原因 Well, there's gotta be an explanation.
- M 我們走 - 我跟你們一起去 - M, come on. - I'm coming with you.
不行 C No, C.
你不能只想著自己逞英雄 Come on, now, this isn't about you.
我知道 我同意 I know. I agree.
但問題是 如果你說的是真的 Listen, if it turns out what you're saying is true,
大家就會知道T特工 and word gets out that T,
那位黑衣人歷史上 最受人尊崇的特工 其實是個叛徒 the most decorated agent in MIB history is a traitor,
這樣一來組織的名譽就毀了 the agency will never recover.
如果我們攔住他 就不會有人知道 If we stop him, no one ever has to know.
你要是攔不住他呢 But what if you can't stop him?
那怎麼辦 Then what?
那就說是我乾的 Well, then tell them it was me.
告訴大家我是叛徒 Tell them I was the traitor.
聽我的 組織會相信你的 Trust me, the agency will believe you.
靠你了 You.
對了 Oh, that's right.
車被我弄報廢了 That happened.
舊的不去 新的不來 That's what I'm talkin' about.
我來開車 I'm driving.
應該在這邊才對 That really should be here.
這個國家是右舵 Not in this country.
車裡應該有一個大大的紅色按鈕 There should be a big red button around here.
沒錯 快按紅色按鈕 Yes! Press the red button!
找到了 Found it.
H 你看看這個吧 H, you gotta see this.
已激活來自C區的門戶 A portal from Sector C has been activated.
是蜂獸 The Hive.
我發送了備份 掛了 I'm sending you backup. Out.
記得嗎 乾我們這行經常要騙人 You remember when I told you we were in the lying business?
T老大招募我那晚就是這麼對我說的 他說 That's what T said to me the night he recruited me. He said,
“我們必須對世界說謊 "We have to lie to the world
除了彼此” which means we could never lie to each other."
我還是不相信他會背叛 I just don't believe that he has.
但你不能總是相信直覺 H But you can't always trust your gut, H.
有時候真相就是很傷人的 Sometimes things are exactly as they appear to be.
不 我和T老大可是拯救過世界啊 No, we saved the world, for God's sakes.
僅憑智慧和兩把7系除霧器 Together with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
這我聽說過 So I've heard.
- H - 恩 - H? - Yeah.
你能不能再跟我說一次 Would you mind telling me one more time?
你們怎麼打敗蜂獸的 How'd you beat the Hive?
那是三年前 Uh, it was three years ago,
T老大和我在塔上面打敗了蜂獸 High T and I went up to face the Hive
僅憑智慧和兩把7系除霧器 with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
就這樣 Cool?
對 但你們是怎麼贏得 Yes, but how'd you do it?
你這是怎麼了 W-What are you doing?
就是好奇怎麼贏得 I'm just curious. How'd you do it?
- 我剛纔說了啊 - 說了等於沒說 - I just told you. - You didn't though.
我說了好多次 好吧 I did, a few times. Okay, uh,
T老大和我在他上面打敗了蜂獸 High T and I went up to face the Hive
僅憑智慧和兩把7系除霧器 with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers...
我一直在重覆講這句話嗎 I'm repeating myself, aren’t' I?
- 一次又一次 - 一遍又一遍 - Over and over. - Word for word.
好吧 為什麼 Yeah, well, um...
為什麼我會這樣 Okay, w-why would I be doing that?
H 我覺得你那晚並沒有打敗蜂獸 H, I don't think that you beat the Hive that night.
而是被清除了記憶 I think you were neuralyzed.
你是來跟我道別的嗎 You came to say goodbye.
還帶了小可愛M And you brought the lovely M.
在這裡真的能感受到歷史 You can really feel the history here.
埃菲爾發現了蟲洞 Eiffel discovering wormholes.
通向其他文明的舷梯 Gangways to other civilizations.
第一次外星人大移民 The First Alien Migration.
我們也在這裡創造了歷史 對吧 H And we made history here, too, didn't we, H?
僅憑我們的智慧和兩把7系除霧器 With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
不 No.
並沒有 We didn't.
蜂獸想要銀河系殺傷力最大的武器 The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy.
所以你讓萬格斯把武器交給黑衣人 So you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black.
你在等待時機 一旦武器到手就交給蜂獸 You'd wait and when it came, you'd give it to them.
我親愛的孩子 My dear boy,
你一直都很聰明 但是 you were always a bright one, but...
這件事是誰也攔不住的 There's no stopping this.
有了這把武器 蜂獸會攻陷所有星球 With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall.
地球只是一個開端 Starting with this one.
你離控制台遠點 Step away from the controls!
你清除了我的記憶 You neuralyzed me.
把我打造成拯救世界的英雄 Made me a hero. The guy that saved the world.
你留著我 是想讓人相信你 Left alive to sell the lie.
他們想要這個 They wanted this.
你當時也在 You were there.
我一直把你當兒子看 You were always like a son to me.
H H!
我一直把你當兒子看 You were always like a son to me.
他不再是你的T老大了 That's not High T anymore.
一直把你當兒子看 You were always like a son
對他來說 to him.
打他 快打他 Shoot it! Shoot it!
我的女王 My Queen!
我來了 I'm coming!
怎麼辦 怎麼辦 What do we do? What do we do?!
我去把武器搶回來 I'm gonna get him back.
我知道T老大還在裡面 I know he's still in there somewhere.
我知道你還在裡面 Hey, I know you're in there somewhere!
是我啊 H It's me, H!
記得嗎 Remember.
你還想讓我接你的班呢 You wanted me to take your place.
M M!
宇宙的真相 The truth of the universe.
瞭解它們是怎麼運轉的 I wanna know how it all works.
命運自會在恰當的時間 The universe has a way of leading you to where you're supposed to be...
把你引到該去的地方 The moment you're supposed to be there.
我的女王 My Queen!
我不會再失去我的女王了 I'm not losing another queen.
你說一直把我當兒子看 You said I was like a son to you!
我也一直把你當父親看 You were like a father to me!
H H.
對的時間 Right time.
對的地點 Right place.
兵兵 Pawny?
在 Yeah?
你守護了你的女王 You've served your queen well.
謝謝 主人 Thank you, my lady.
這是我的榮幸 It was my honor.
她真的像傳說中那麼難對付嗎 So, is she as tough as they say?
簡而言之 是的 In a word, yes.
- 這次你沒搞砸 - 是的 女士 - Well, you didn't screw up. - No, ma'am.
說實話 Well, it's really, to be honest,
遇到了一些困難 there were a few bumps along the way.
剛開始也有點小摩擦 A little friction on the start.
還是別說實話了 Let's not be honest.
好的 我們沒搞砸 Okay, we didn't not screw up.
您說的倫敦那裡好像出問題了 其實您早就知道 You said there may be a problem in London, but you knew.
我已經懷疑倫敦分部一段時間了 I hadn't trusted London branch for some time.
但一直想不通為什麼 I never understood the reason why.
T對組織忠心耿耿 T lived for this organization.
他是最優秀的特工 He was the very best we had to offer.
我們會 He will be...
想念他的 Missed.
歡迎加入馬戲團 M特工 Welcome to the circus, Agent M.
從現在起你轉正了 You are no longer probationary.
很好 我對你的培訓終於結束了 Well, there you go, my work here is done.
輪到你了 You are.
您說什麼 I'm sorry, what?
倫敦分部實習主管 Probationary. Head of London branch.
您說什麼 實習主管 I-I'm sorry, probationary head?
聽著好像是升職和降職一起沖我來了 It sounds like I got promoted and demoted at the same time.
沒錯 好好適應吧 No. Try and cope.
幾年前 T跟我提過 一個年輕有為 Several years ago, before all this, T mentioned to me a young,
有前途的特工 up-and-coming field agent who had certain
具有某種領導的特質 leadership qualities, shall we say?
難道說他看錯你了 Was his faith in you misplaced?
沒有 我只是覺得 No, I just think there are
很多特工都比我更有經驗 far more experienced agents than myself.
那是自然 Oh, there are.
但你得到了資深特工的支持 But you have the full support of our senior staff
比如說 C特工 and, by the way, Agent C.
真的嗎 Is that right?
那你算是接受了 Do I take it you accept?
- 沒錯 - 很好 - Yes. - Good.
我去跟上級說一聲 I'll talk to the bosses upstairs.
你把倫敦的東西收拾一下 You need to clear your London desk
周一去黑衣人紐約分部報到 and report to MIB in New York on Monday.
紐約 New York.
謝謝您 O特工 Thank you, Agent O.
恭喜你 實習生 Congratulations, probie.
我也得恭喜你 Congratulations to you, too.
去跟你的部下打聲招呼吧 You'll want to brief your agents.
你跟我來 Walk with me.
你想瞭解世間萬物是怎麼運轉的 So, you wanted to know how it all works.
現在你知道了 Now you do.
那麼 And as
你肯定也弄明白了一件事 M特工 you will, no doubt, have divined, Agent M...
一切都需要代價 There's a price.
你好啊 你在幹嘛 Hey there, what're you doing?
我跟O特工說 回去之前我得處理幾件事 I told O I had to take care of a couple things before I went back.
比如偷我的車嗎 Yeah, like, what, stealing my car?
不 是開你的車 No, like, driving it.
起碼知道坐右邊了 Well, you're on the right side, at least.
我學得快著呢 I'm a quick study.
想送我回倫敦嗎 Give me a lift back to London?
就當公路旅行了 Road trip.
啊 快起來 快起來 Aah! Up, up, up, up!
天啊 別再給我雪上加霜了 Oh, God, did not need that.
能幫我把這段記憶清除嗎 Hey, could you just zap me with that forgetting thing, please?
你怎麼在這兒 兵兵 What are you doing here, Pawny?
你的習慣這個 小白臉 Get used to seeing me, pretty boy.
因為我是你的新保姆 I'm your new babysitter.
- 我的什麼 - 新保姆 - He's my new what? - Babysitter.
女王的命令 Queen's orders.
她說如果沒有我你這二缺的存活幾率 She says the chance of your sorry ass surviving without me:
- 為零 - 我不是這麼說的 - Zero. - Okay, I did not say that.
大致上 Exactly.
她說幾乎為零 She said it's slim to zero.
我認為在零以下 所以中和為零 I rounded it down to zero, 'cause I feel like it's zero.
就當做臨別禮物吧 Consider it a parting gift.
拜托 我可是拯救了時間 Come on, I saved the world.
你當時已經被打趴在地上了 You couldn't tell 'cause you were getting choked out on the floor.
我還有別的選擇嗎 Do I even have a choice?
沒有 No.
太棒了 就這麼定了 Yes! There we go.
對了 紅色小按鈕在哪兒 All right, where's that little red button?
就在這裡 Oh, it's right here.
我還是不喜歡你 I still don't like you.
我喜歡這個設計 Love that option.
這是個相當複雜的系統 Now, this is a very complicated piece of machinery, okay?
你得小心點 So be careful.
好的 放心吧 Yeah, got it.
要相信我的直覺 I'm gonna trust my gut.