Charlie Brown~, Oh Charlie Brown~~
I can't believe it, she must think I'm the most stupid person alive.
Come on, Charlie Brown. I'll hold the ball, and you kick it.
Hold it? Ha! You'll pull it away, and I'll land flat on my back and kill myself.
But Charlie Brown, it's Thanksgiving.
What's that got to do with anything?
While one of the greatest traditions we have is the Thanksgiving Day football game.
And the biggest most important tradition of all is the kicking off of the football.
Is that right?
Absolutely. Come on, Charlie Brown. It's a big honor for you.
Well. If it’s that important, a person should never turn down a big honor.
Maybe I should do it.
Besides she wouldn’t try to trick me on a traditional holiday.
It’s time I’m gonna kick that football player to the moon.
Isn’t it peculiar Charlie Brown, how some traditions just slowly fade away?