A plumber is saving the world! That's so dumb, you know what I'm saying?
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude! Check out what I got!
What?
It's this new thing that LITERALLY transports you into ANY GAME!
Holy Bob Barker's balls! So it's just like the movie Avatar!
I was thinking more like The Matrix...?
Never heard of it.
So, anyway, we could put ourselves into any game, like XTREME BEACH VOLLEYBALL?
Do you seriously bring that with you everywhere you go?
Look, I was just thinking that we play something like Mario-
(CUE THE THE MARIO THEME TUNE)
Whoa!!
Come on!
(Yuh) OH! Lemme try that!
(A RUN-UP, FOLLOWED BY A GRUNT, JUMP, FAIL AND A SCREAM OF PAIN, AND A ROAR OF LAUGHTER)
Agh...
AAAARGH! DUDE, WATCH OUT!
(JUMP)
DUDE! HELP! HELP! WHAT DO I DO!? NO, AGH! HELP!
NO, NOT YOU, PLEASE, NO- (Grunt) YEARGH!
(Sigh) That was a close one
(The mushroom joins us!!) Hohoho!
Dude, what the hell!? I wanna be big!
Well, there's another mushroom up ahead! Go get it yourself!
Fine...
Oh, I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you- No, WUHAAAAAAH!
(LIFE LOST - THEME TUNE)
(ROARS WITH LAUGHTER)
Come on, that wasn't my fault! The game's controls... Really screwed me up!
RIGHT...(!)
Just TRY to keep up! Oh, that's a cool cloud- WUAAAAAHHH! Gotcha! Gotcha!
MAYBE IF I DO THE SPLITS!? (FOLLOWED WITH A) SH-
FIREBALL! FIREBALL!
Anthony! It won't let me go backwards! NO! GET AWAY!
HAHA! I AM INVINCIBLE, BITCH!
ANTHONY! WHAT THE FRICK!?
I'm going to destroy everything! HAHA!
I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH!!
Haha!
STOP!
What's with all this mindless destruction, man? We forced our way in,
We're destroying this place brick by brick... And we're robbing them of all
Their hard-earned coins!!
What's become of us, man? Wh-what's happened to our humanity?
What did we ever do to you, man?
Mama, where's my mama?
Screw THAT! (LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLOOD NOW!)
Oh! Oh, gross, blood!
Oh, uh sorry you guys are dead!
(Grunt) There it is! OK, so it's VERY important that you sprint and you jump
At just the right time to get the flag-
Yeah, WHATEVER! WHEEEEEEEEEEE- AAAARGH!
I broke my beautiful legs!
It's OK, my sweet- OWWW! Shh...
IDIOT!
THIS is how it's DONE!
(A MASSIVE JUMP IN SLOW MOTION, AND IT RESULTS IN...)
(ERR...) YEEEEARGH!
Uhhh... So NOW do you want to play extreme beach volleyball?
F*** YEAH!
(A HAPPY ENDING!)
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See you later! I got to go save the princess so that she can just get
kidnapped again and then we'll make five million more games BYE!!