Relax, man.
Get over here now.
Come on, man.
It's the gator fest\nkickoff party, dude.
Calm down, Scott.
I'll kick your ass in the bayou.
Leave it alone, Scott.
Let's go.
You know what?\nI'm getting sick and tired...
Jack, your daddy's\ngoing to hear about this.
Your mama and daddies\nare going to get
some nice fat citations now\nfrom all of you.
Okay, Jen c.
Bring it on in.
You read me? Bring it on in.
I can't wait to hear
what he's got to say.
Howdy.
Looks like you had\na rough night fishing.
Rough ain't the half of it.
Damn thing killed half my crew
before I could get it\nin the tank.
What the hell's in that thing?
You pay me\nto find exotic animals.
Pay me.
I'm sorry about your men.
Bring it all.\nGot it.
How the hell you get\nthat thing in there?
Blood.
Put another strap on. Quick.
Hurry it up. Come on.
Move, move, move!
Come on. Move!
Move it. Move it. Move it!
Hurry! Get it going, now.
Don't say a word about this\nto anyone.
Sure.
Get that truck out of here.
Right.
What a lousy way\nto start the summer.
Krystal!\nKrystal !
People are out of water.\nCome on.
I'm coming.
That ain't part
of the alligator show\nthey got around here, is it?
So your friends dared you\nto come and get...
My number?
Who was that?
Oh, come on, babe.
Flirting's part of the job.
You know I'm all yours.
Well, in that case,\nthen flirt away.
Whoo!
I hope you're all having\na good time
here at the gator shed.
Family owned and operated.
Always has been,\nalways will be.
And everything\nthat we make tonight
is to send her sister\nto college.
Yeah.
She's the one\nover by the fireplace
that's pretending\nnot to know me.
There she is. Hey, krystal.
- Okay, it is 6:00...\n- Right this way.
Here at the gator shed,\nand that means only one thing.
Kill me now.
Who would bus the tables\nfor me?
Enjoy.\nThanks.
It is time...\nTo feed the gators!
Let's go!
Who wants to feed some gators?
Me!
Come on, now.
Who wants to feed some gators?
Me!
All right, that's better.
All righty.
Has a bite strength
of over 2,000 pounds\nper square inch.
Its jaws...
Can literally\nsnap a man in half.
And not no little man like you.
? big man like me.
Think your brother ever\ngets scared of doing that?
No, he faced down\nthe scariest creature alive.
What's more dangerous\nthan a gator?
Well, a defensive lineman\nfrom the New York giants.
Mm-hmm.
I'll show you.
You think he misses it?
What, being pummeled\nso many times
that he can't walk\nwithout a limp again?
Yeah, that's the one.
Yeah, he misses it.
An alligator,\nhe swallows his food whole.
His teeth don't chew.
He grabs on, spins around,\ntakes it down and drowns it,
and then swallows it.
Anyways, after graduation,\nI'm out of here.
30 Miles per hour on land.
Can you run 30 Miles per hour?
Me neither,
and I'm pretty fast.
So I don't want to meet\none of these things
who starts chasing me.
Oop!
Cut Jackson off. He's wasted.
You got it, boss.
Ah, hey, mystery man.
Let me guess.
- Just coffee.\n- Yeah.
You know, you come in here\nevery single day,
and you never order food.
I'm starting\nto take it personally.
I like coffee.
This coffee?
Tastes good to me.
You know, I think\nI've figured it out.
What's that?
You're a traveling\naluminum siding salesman.
- No.\n- Okay.
Then I'm just going to have\nto go with secret agent.
You were closer\nthe first time.
Name's Tommy, by the way.
So you have a name.
I'm Rachel.
I know.
I can feed them gators...
Come on, Jackson. That's it.
Okay, I'm sorry, folks.\nHere you go.
Come on. Come on, Jackson.
People are trying\nto have a good time...
hey.
All right. I'm sorry.
Come on, Jackson.
Get your hands off of me!
Look at you, Jackson.
I gotta go.
Come on, Jackson.
Swamp thing.
What kind of nature's that\nanyway?
Aw, come on.
Can't play football...
mandling, head over\nto the gator shed A.S.A.P.
We got called about a fight.
Copy that. We're on our way.
Come on, Jackson.
Jason! What are you doing?
Man, Jackson,
why'd you have to go\nand do that?
Are you okay?
Did you see that?
Swamp thing\njust knocked out Jackson.
Oh, boy.
Krystal, shut it down.
- Jackson, I'm sorry.\n- You all right?
Yeah, I'm all right.\nI'm all right.
It's just reaction.
I'm sorry.
Come on, buddy.\nLet's go; Come on.
Come on, now. Rachel.
You mind stepping over here\na sec?
You have the right\nto consult an attorney
before speaking to the police
and have an attorney present\nduring questioning.
If you cannot afford\nan attorney,
one will be appointed to you\nfor questioning.
If you decide to answer\nquestions
without an attorney present,
you still have the right\nto stop answering at any time.
Assault and battery, rach.\nDoesn't look good.
Jackson was looking\nfor trouble.
It's not Jason's fault\nthat he found it.
You think any more\nabout what we talked about?
I have a boyfriend, sheriff.
I know, I know, you got\nthat bartender, Mr. flirty.
You going to let Jason go\nor what?
Well, that all depends,\ncupcake.
You going to have dinner\nwith me?
What if I told you\nI'd think about it?
- Really?\n- Yeah.
It might be nice.
Well, then I'd say that...
Maybe what happened here\nwas just...
? little misunderstanding.
Little bit.
Thank you, sheriff.
Thank you.
Okay.
Let him go.
Yeah. Come on.
Get these things off me.
- Come on.\n- How'd you do that?
What'd you say?
Hey, hey. What up?
Sorry, guys. We're closed.
Let's just get the beers\nand head to the boat.
Well, if it's closed,\nyou're not working, then, right?
Um, I'm... i have to help\nclean up.
That's too bad.
Maybe she can hang out\nwith us this weekend.
- Oh, that'd be nice, actually.\n- Yeah.
I can't.\nMy sister would kill me.
Come on, man.
We're going to rent a boat\nand go out to the lake
where the cops can't find us.
Does that sound like fun?
Well, my sister would kill me
and then stomp on my grave,\nso...
Well, you know what?
If you survive, give my\nboy scout a call right there.
Yeah, what's your name?
- Krystal.\n- Krystal, nice.
Wear that. Wear that, okay?
Yeah.
Totally, dude.
Mm-hmm.
We'll see\nhow the gator shed does
with no gators.
Come to papa.
Come and get it.
Oh, shoot.
Gotcha. Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Hmm?
Ah!
Man.
It's a real mess, rach.
Tell me about it.
What the hell happened?
Gators are gone.
Gone? How?
Something ate them.
What could possibly eat\na gator?
What?
- Um...\n- Don't.
Tell me what?
Looked like a... Shark.
? shark.
Come on, rach.
Did you have\na little too much Tequila
after I left last night?
I know it sounds crazy,\nbut that is what I saw.
You saw a shark in the swamp.
Yes.
? swamp shark.
Come on.
Go to hell.
You know, just 'cause\nit isn't likely
doesn't mean it's impossible.
It is impossible.
Sharks live in salt water,\nbuddy.
Actually, not all sharks live\nin salt water.
Medulla, pygmy, ragner.
And just 'cause a shark\nis predominantly salt water
doesn't mean\nit can't swim in fresh.
Bull sharks can live\nup to three weeks in freshwater.
How do you know\nall this stuff?
He's a genius.
Not really.\nI just watch a lot of cable.
Oh, great.
We don't need your help,\nsheriff.
Is that any way to greet\nyour future husband, Rachel?
You know my presence out here\nisn't optional.
I got a report of a gunshot\nfired at 5:00 in the morning.
You know I got to check it out.
Mandling out here?
Sheriff!
What the heck is that?
Looks like Jackson came back\nout here
for some kind of payback.
You want to tell me about it?
I... i don't know\nwhat you're talking about.
I bet your brother does.
I've seen a lot\nof crazy things down here.
I'm not saying it's impossible.
I'm going to need\nto bring you in for questioning.
I ain't did nothing.
I'm not saying you did,\nswampy.
Well, what's the charge?
He's not being charged yet.
I just got to get to the bottom
of what happened out here\nlast night.
I already told you\nI ain't did nothing.
Hey, sheriff!
What the hell is that?
Oh, God.
I think it's Jackson.
Oh, hell, no.
What'd you do, chop him up\nand feed him to your gators?
He wouldn't do that.
I didn't even see Jackson\nafter he left yesterday,
and that's the truth.
So unless you got some evidence\nthat shows otherwise,
why don't you\njust leave us alone
and go find out\nwhat really happened?
I know what happened.
Well, are you going\nto tell me,
or are you going\nto keep it a secret?
It was the shark.
? what?
I saw a shark last night.
I came out here,
and the gator pen\nwas all torn up,
and I saw it, I shot at it,\nand it swam away...
It must have been coming\nin here to eat our gators,
and maybe Jackson got\nin the way.
I heard it all.
You're telling me
that there's a shark\nin the swamp.
- Actually, medulla...\n- Shut up.
Now, you listen to me.
I'm going to call\njudge Masterson,
and I'm going to tell him\nto shut this circus down
till we can figure out\nwhat's happening around here.
- You can't do that.\n- Watch me.
Sheriff Watson,\nthis is headquarters. Over.
This is the sheriff.
Sheriff, we have a 398\nin progress.
I'm on the way.
I'll be back, cupcake.
He can't do this.
We got a 398 over on...\nlooks like drop 17.
He's not going\nto be gone long.
What are we going to do?
Look for new jobs?
He wanted to shut us down\nbefore his deputy got mangled.
Do whatever you want.\nI'm going hunting.
- For what?\n- For whatever I saw.
That thing\nripped our gators to shreds.
Whatever it is,\nit probably killed Jackson too.
I say we hunt it, we kill it,
we bring it back\nto sheriff Watson,
clear our names,\nand save the business.
Rach, listen to yourself.\nIt's just a restaurant.
491/2 years, we've owned\nthis restaurant, okay?
It's all we have.
I'd rather burn in hell
than be the one\nthat didn't bring us to 50.
We don't even know\nwhat it is.
How do you hunt something\nyou know nothing about?
I may not know what it is,\nbut I know how to find it.
The insurance company\nmade me get them.
I didn't think\nI'd ever have to use them.
Wait a second;\nThere are tracking chips
in all of the gators?
Yup.
- Password?\n- Whodat, one word.
So if your loch ness monster\nate these gators,
then the tracking devices\nare in its stomach?
Along with the rest\nof the gator.
Obviously.
According to the website,\nevery ten minutes,
it uploads its location\nto the satellite.
If it's moving,\nwe should get a history...
Look at that.
Looks like they're having\na town meeting.
Or that thing ate\nevery last piece of them.
Even if we do catch it,\nhow does that prove anything?
Easy, they can cut it open
and identify the gators\nby their tracking chip.
How do we prove\nwhat happened to Jackson?
They can take a mold\nof its teeth
and then match it\nto the bite marks on the arm.
What?
Catch a shark,\nsave the restaurant.
Who's in?
Damn it.
# 'Cause I'm a little sick\nof it #
# don't care\nwhat the doctor said #
# sure miss your company #
# so blow your nose\nand stomp with me #
Are you kidding me?
I'll talk to 'em.
What the hell is this?
- What?\n- The Dukes, the cooler.
This is a hunting trip,\nnot a picnic.
Well, I'm wearing the shorts\n'cause they're easy to move in,
and what's in the cooler\nain't no picnic.
Well, the cooler can come,\nbut you gotta stay.
Mom and dad\nwould have let me go.
Mom and dad ain't here,\nare they?
Rachel and me are,
and we're not letting you go.
It's not fair.
Look, I know you guys\nreally want to go,
but if anything happened to you\nout there,
I couldn't live with myself,\nokay?
We understand.
Look, I have an app\nthat's running
that'll track the shark for you.
Just be careful.
Thanks, Martin.
What are you doing here?\nComing with you.
But you don't know\nwhere we're going.
Shark hunting. Small town.
We've got plenty of people.
Did you hear me?
Yeah.
Dude definitely comes along.
Who is this guy?
I still don't think\nit's a good idea.
He's a stranger.
But he's been coming\nto the shed for a while now.
So what? That doesn't mean\nyou can trust him.
Why not?
Just... i don't like him.\nSomething about him.
I think you're jealous.
- Of him?\n- Yeah.
Right.
That's ridiculous.
Hey!
You're not really going\nto call those guys, are you?
Why? What do you care?
They were nice.
"Nice. " More like in heat.
Yeah, well, it's not a crime\nfor a guy to like me, you know.
I... i just...
you just what?
Nothing.
Hey, stop the boat!
The transmitters say we're here,
but the tags haven't moved\nfor over an hour.
That's weird.
I found one.
Where?
Look, there's more.
Either our gators\ndisintegrated,
or that thing took a huge...
watch out!
Shark!
Did you freaking see that shark?
- You were right, rach.\n- Yeah.
We gotta get out of here!
We came here\nto hunt that thing.
I thought you wanted to help.
That was when I thought\nyou were seeing things.
We gotta call the sheriff now.
Kill it and go home.
Yo, look!
I got this.
Are you crazy?
Oh, my God.
Didn't even flinch!
Got it!
It's trying to sink us.
- I said stop it.\n- Get off the wheel.
You want to get eaten?
Where are we going, Tyler?
What are you doing, Tyler?
Getting us out of here.
- Give me the wheel.\n- No, I got it.
Tyler, we're smokin' real bad.
You got to slow down, man.
Come on!
You're going\nto burn this thing out.
Oh, my knee!
# What up? What up?\nWhat up? What up? #
# what up? What up? What up? #
# get your hands in the air #
Dude, that was classic.
- Damn it, Scott!\n- Are you all right?
- What is your problem?\n- Are you serious?
Like, you are absolutely...
- are you all right?\n- I'm fine.
That was hilarious.
- Damn it.\n- They're going to hear us.
You guys are...
they don't even know\nwhere they are,
let alone where we are.
I know.
But can't we go somewhere\na little more private?
I hate you,\nand I hate that you're...
You know, I did see\na little boat
tied up at the dock.
What you think?
Want to take it for a spin?
Whose is it?
Hell if I know.
Besides...
It's going to a noble cause.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,\nI'll go in that water...
You go.
I ain't getting in...
Hey, guys. Where you going?
Oh, uh, we'll be back.
Yeah, don't worry\nabout waiting up for us.
We might be a while.
Oh, so you're not going\nto have sex, then.
What... what happened out there?
Grab the rope.
Can you make it\nup the stairs?
Oh, my... i can't believe it.
Martin, help me\nget him up the stairs.
Leave it.
All right, put him\non the chair right over there.
What a mess.
My dad's boat.
I'll see what I can do.
Thanks.
What happened?
There it is.
Come on.
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Oh, my God, Marcus, I swear,
if we get attacked by gators,\nI will never forgive you.
Fair enough.
Oh, my God.
You're so paranoid.
Don't be scared.
Whoo!
Yeah, let's do it.
What is that?
So...
How's this?
Is this private enough for you?
Yeah.
I think this is perfect...
As long as we don't fall in.
Well, I guess we'll just\nhave to be careful.
Hold that pose.
Damn.
Here we go.
And...
Marcus.
What? Let me see.
Damn, I look hot.
No.
Look.
- It looks like at...\n- What is that?
You know what?
Maybe it's nothing.
Maybe...
oh, God.
Maybe it was just your hair.
Marcus, take me back.\nTake me back.
Please.
Seriously, Marcus.\nTake me back now!
Take me back now. I'm serious.
All right.
You owe me.
Get me back to shore,
and you can have\nwhatever you want.
Would you go?
What?
Um...
That is a shark, Marcus.
That is a shark, Marcus.\nGet us out of here.
God. Help!
Help!\nNoah! Scott!
Noah!
Oh, my God.\nPaddle faster, Marcus!
I'm going as fast as...
Marcus, paddle faster!
Help!
Amber, help me.
Help me.
Marcus!
No!
Help!
Get him something to bite on.
All right, hold him down.
All right, let me hold him.
You ready, bro?
Ready as I'm going to be.
Okay.
One, two...
Three!
Man, I haven't had to do that\nin a while.
It could have been worse.
- You ready to go again?\n- Yeah.
Are you psycho?
Did you not see that thing?
I mean, look at your knee, man.
Just give up.\nGive up?
Friend, you obviously\nnever played football.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to fix this engine.
For what?
I'm going back out there.
Do you have any large\nCrescent wrenches?
Yeah, on the deck.
Are you insane?
That thing has tasted people,\nand apparently we taste good.
Now it's going\nto keep on killing
until somebody puts it down.
You can't stop it.
If it breathes,\nit can be killed.
What makes you think\nyou can stop it?
Hey, don't worry about it.
I can handle it.\nWe don't need you.
I see the way you look at her.
What did you say?
Stay away from my girlfriend,\nman!
All right, that's enough.\nNot now.
Now is not the time.
You're acting like an idiot.
Are you seriously\ndefending him?
I'm not defending anybody.
See, this is the problem.
You defend him instead of me.
Oh, give me a break.
I could have any girl I want.
You realize that, right?
You know, I think...
wow.
Tyler!
How you like me now?
- Do something.\n- How you like me now?
Don't make me hurt you.
Come on!
Ahh!
You going to chill?
I'm cool, man!
Troublemaker.
I have already.\nThat's... but that's the problem.
I've already said it once,
and now I've got to repeat\nmyself.
It's irritating.
Don't just say... just tell me\nwhat you want me to do.
Okay, all right.
I really don't like...
I should probably go.
No, no, no,\nit was Tyler's malfunction.
Good?
No, you're going to need\na bigger band-aid.
One second.
You were really cool in there.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Right.
She your girl?
Her?
Krystal and me.
No.
No, no, no, no way.
You don't like her?
I... i do like her. ? lot.
It's the friend curse.
I'm her buddy, so she's never\ngoing to notice me.
Seize the moment.
What?
Take a shot.
What?
Something Martin and I\nwere discussing.
Seize the moment.
Dude.
No.
What?
Wait, hold on.
What?
Hey, how's your shoulder?
Any permanent damage?
Oh, no, it's...\nyou know, I think it's all right
thanks to nurse krystal.
I'm not sure\nabout old Tyler, though.
I'm sorry about all that.
You know what?\nIt's a crazy day.
Emotions are running high.
I'm sure everything\nwill be better tomorrow.
Yeah, well, it better be,
because I plan on\ngoing back out there
to finish this thing.
There's not a lot of quit\nin you, is there?
Do you want to help me, uh...
Keep hunting?
Absolutely.
I guess I should get going.
Yeah.\nUh, get some sleep and stuff.
I will.
And don't disappear on me,\n'cause I'm going to need you.
All right.
Oh.\nI got to lock up.
Get any sleep?
No.
You going to open\nthe restaurant today?
Until I see a court order,\nit's business as usual.
You mean other than\nshark hunting.
That's right.
So what do we got here?
I'm still trying\nto identify that shark.
Can't find anything that looks\nlike the one you described.
That armor stuff has to be\nsome sort of exoskeleton
that's been growing for, like,\n100 years.
But, I mean,\nsharks don't live that long.
Right.
Check this out.
There was a shark attack\nthree weeks ago
in the Gulf of Mexico,\nabout 100 Miles from here.
The attack happened
a few minutes\nafter this probe was retrieved
by marine biologists.
It's a probe\nthat had been crawling along
in deep ocean trenches...
I mean, deeper than\nwe've ever been before.
Wait, so you think this shark\nis our shark?
I don't know.
Well, it would explain why\nyou can't determine its species
and why there's 100 years\nof gunk on it.
You're missing the point,
'cause the water pressure\nat the bottom of the ocean
can turn a car into a soda can.
Anything that can survive\nat that depth is...
indestructible.
Yeah.
Tell me what else\nthis article says
about where it's been.
That's the whole thing.
The people working the probe\nwere the shark attack victims.
They radioed for help,\nbut by the time the police boats
and the recuse workers\ngot there,
there was nothing left.
Why in the hell\nis it in our swamp?
You got me.
Now that Jackson\ngot his self killed,
I don't have a driver\nI can trust.
Well, you've got to haul\nthis thing out of here.
No kidding.
Not like I can run it\nthrough the department.
Figure it out.\nThis is your mess.
You're the middleman,
and things got screwed up\non your shift.
No more excuses.
I know. I know.\nI'll figure it out.
You better.
Now, how are you going\nto make this right?
Brazilian macaws.
? bird.
Not just a bird.
This is on\nthe endangered species list,
almost impossible to find\nin the states.
I can have 20 of them\non a plane tomorrow.
Now, you can grab\nabout 10 grand each, easy.
200,000\nis a really nice haul.
Best thing come along\nsince them pandas.
Now all I need\nis a little up-front money.
How much?
10 grand.
And 10 grand for the\ncustom agents at the port.
Get them to me in one piece,
and I'll throw another 20 grand\nyour way.
I like that.
Make up for this little\nshark fiasco we have here.
Hmm!
You know, I've been thinking\nabout staying in town
for the delivery.
You don't mind, do you?
Knock yourself out.
Good.
I've always wanted to see
this gator fest\nfor myself anyway.
I tell you,\nit's a real blast.
You'll have such a good time,\nyou'll wet yourself.
Get that freaking thing\nout of here.
I'll see you at the fest.
# Well, last night,\nyou done went too far #
# can't go back\nout to the bar #
Morning, ladies.
Good morning.
#... Way too fast #
# take it easy, boy #
It's about time you got here.
Sorry.
Had a late night last night.
What the hell we supposed\nto be doing, anyway?
The sheriff told us\nto keep our eyes open
for anything unusual.
What the hell's that\nsupposed to mean?
Well, you tell me.
Might have something to do\nwith that shark.
Heard he turned a cage\nfull of gators
into toothpicks and sloppy Joes.
There ain't no damn shark.
The sheriff done said so.
Now, just get your ass\nout there,
and keep your eyes open.
For something unusual.
Right.
That ain't a shark.
Just get.
I'm just getting.
Damn idiot.
This is Cooper to mandling.
Yeah, go for mandling.
Everything looks good\non the dock.
There ain't no shark here.
Yeah, copy that, Coop.
Come on.
Okay, let's go.
Excuse me, officer.
Mm-hmm.
Yup.
Come on. Come and catch me.
Where you going now?
Here we go.
Ooh.
There... there was a gator.
Over there?
Big ol' gator.
Why don't you just shoot him?
I got to call this in.
Charlene, you there?
Oh!
Oh, my...
come on, babe.
Krystal, answer the phone!
Gator shed. This is krystal.
Krystal. Krystal。
Yeah?
It's me, Scott.\nWe met yesterday.
Oh! Hi.
I mean, what's up?
You didn't call.\nThat's what's up.
Uh, yeah, it's been\nsuper busy.
Well, forget about that.
You ready to join the party?
Well, I totally would, but...
two of our friends ditched us.
So lame.
So now you have to come.
Uh, well,
maybe I could stop by\nfor a little bit.
All right, we're camped\ndown at cypress cove
about a mile west\nof whiskey river.
Do you know where that is?
- Of course.\n- Sweet.
We'll wait for you here.
Make sure you save my number.
I already did.
I knew I liked you.
Don't be a flake.
# My soul is on trial\nwith a public defender #
Boom! That's what's up.
Hey, she's coming.
- No way.\n- Of course she's coming.
Scott?
Don't throw it.
What...
you don't even know\nhow to read it.
Catch.
Come... no, don't...
man!
Careful, careful.
Careful with it.
What's this?
Well, that is a map\nthat Martin made.
So now we have a map\nof all the places
the shark tried to eat us.
Actually, we can use it\nto extrapolate
where the shark is going next.
Extrapo-what?
Extrap... never mind.
Sharks move\nin concentric circles
when marking new territory.
It's how they hunt.
The center point is where\nRachel first saw it,
so you can see that it's been\nmoving outward since.
So you can figure out\nwhere the shark is going.
I already have.
So where's it headed?
You guys aren't going\nto like it.
Where is this thing going?
There.
Whiskey river?
The gator fest.
# All the girls\nI've known before #
# have left me hungry,\nleft me poor #
# women come,\nand then they go #
# why they leave,\nwell, I just don't know #
# another one\njust walked out the door #
Scott?
Scott! Hi.
Whoa, krystal, you made it.
This is awesome.
Yeah, uh, listen.
Don't pull out on the water\ntoday.
Don't go to gator fest.
There's something dangerous\nout there.
You know, I've heard\na lot of excuses not to party,
but this one...
it's not an excuse.\nI'm serious.
Okay, everyone's waiting.\nCome on.
- Wait.\n- Come on.
# Jenny turned out\nto be a man #
# and kitty took off\nwith my van #
What's going on?\nJoin the party.
There's a shark in the water,
and my brother tried\nto shoot it,
and it totally didn't flinch.
My point is that it's deadly
and we have to get out of here\nbefore it comes back.
Okay.
We're on a boat.\nWe'll be fine.
I have another bikini\nif you don't want any tan lines.
Take yours off and give her\nthat bikini right there.
Here you go. Try this.
It makes all your troubles\ngo away.
Well, I... i don't think\nyou understand.
It's not just going to go away.
Chill, baby.\nWe're going to have a blast.
# I ain't got no damn luck #
# baby, that's for sure #
Whoo!
# Margarita in LA chiquita #
# si, un chiquita #
# si, si, para mi #
What are you doing?
We have to get off of the water.
We're not on the water;\nWe're in a boat.
- Stop the boat.\n- No.
- Well...\n- Jesus.
What, are you crazy?
Give that back!
I'm not 21. I'm not...
give it back! I need that.
- No.\n- Stop it.
Ah! Man, you know what?\nYou suck.
Dude!
- Really?\n- Yeah.
Dude, relax.\nYou are out of control.
I'm sorry.
Look, when we get back,
I'll get you a new phone, okay?
What about the shark?
Well...
We'll stay out of the water,
and we'll keep it mellow, okay?
I promise.\nLet's go have some fun.
Just stay close to the shore.
All right. No problem.
# Whiskey bottle #
# give me a kiss #
# and let me take a sip\nof your love #
Gator shed.
Yeah, is Rachel there?
Yeah, one second.
Rachel! Phone!
Hello.
I got something\nyou need to see.
- What?\n- Meet me at the hospital.
Uh, when?
As soon as you can.
- Yeah, ten minutes.\n- All right.
Paging Dr. Calvin...
Back so soon, agent brysler?
Just want to take\nanother quick look,
if you don't mind.
Hey, give me a holler\nif you need my help.
- Thanks, Larry.\n- Agent?
U.S. fish and wildlife.
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you.
I've been undercover\nfor a while now.
All this time,\nyou didn't say anything.
I couldn't.
Besides, your place is my\nlittle place to get away and...
and what?
And it was a good spot to...
what, you were\ninvestigating us?
No, no, no, no,\nI've been trying
to make this animal smuggling\ncase forever,
but I didn't have the goods.
Now with this new evidence\nand your testimony...
wait, that's great,
but you could have\ntold me that on the phone.
Yeah, but then I couldn't\nshow you this.
Oh, God.
Do you know him?
I found what's left of him\nin the channel this morning.
You all right?
Oh.
You... Brought me here why?
You see this?
Multiple rows of teeth.
Gators don't have that,\nbut sharks do.
Three rows.
That proves I was right.
Now I'm going to nail\nthese guys for murder
along with animal smuggling.
You were right.\nYou were right all the time.
In the meantime,\nthat thing's still out there.
Then let's go hunt it down.
Hey, this is krystal.
I'm not here right now,\nso please leave a message,
and I'll call you back.
Beep!
Wow, you guys look like\nyou're busy.
We've been waiting on you.
Well, I'm just going\nto say good-bye to krystal,
and then we'll be on our way.
I thought she was with you.
No.
I haven't seen her\nall morning.
We gotta find her.
All right, well, maybe she\nwent for a walk or something.
- Uh, Martin!\n- What's up?
Where is krystal?
I don't know.
Okay, well, maybe...
all right, she met some guys\nyesterday,
some college guys here,
and they asked her to go\nto a party with them.
All right, college guys,\nparty.
It's not great, but it's not\nthe end of the world.
No, the party's on a boat.
Part of a gator fest thing.
They go up and down the river.
- Oh, no.\n- We've got to find her.
Where would we even look?
There's a thousand Miles\nof swamp out there.
We need help, rach.\nGot to call the sheriff.
I hate to agree with Tyler,\nbut he's right.
No, that's not an option. No.
It's serious.
I hate the guy more than you do,
but this is krystal\nwe're talking about.
We've no other choice.\nYeah, we have to call.
No, you can't. You can't.
Tommy's a federal agent.
He's going to call\na fish and wildlife SWAT team,
and they're going to comb\nthis lake
and bring krystal home.
Give me sheriff Watson.
Tell him\nspecial agent brysler's calling
and it's urgent.
Special agent brysler,\nfish and game.
Sheriff here?
Excuse me. Can we help you?
Deputy.
So you're a fed, huh?
That's right.
- Stanley.\n- Yes, sheriff.
See if these nice people\nwould like something to drink.
Nah, it's all right...
- get y'all anything?\n- No, we're fine.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Well, fish and wildlife\nor not,
this is still my jurisdiction.
I think we both know
those are navigable\nfederal waterways.
You want to have\na pissing contest about this?
Come on, sheriff.
You're a little\nout of your league here.
Out of my league?
Every year, we get\na bunch of renegade gators
going around attacking tourists.
Now, that's not nice,
but there's nothing special\nabout it.
We've been to the morgue,
and the bite marks\non those kids prove
they were killed by a shark.
You expect me to believe
that there's a shark\nfloating around this bayou?
We all saw it,\nand now we got hard evidence.
Those kids were not killed\nby any gator.
Then what was\nthat big green thing
that almost ripped\nmy deputy's leg off today?
I don't know about that,\nbut look,
I've got enough right now\nto call the governor,
get him to shut down
the whiskey river\nrecreational area indefinitely.
What's wrong with you?
People are hurting around here\nsince that oil spill.
Now, the gator fest begins\ntonight.
You want to spoil the one thing
that still brings money\nto this town?
That's where the shark\nis headed.
I got deputies\nall around this bayou, okay,
looking for gators and snakes.
If some kind of shark\npops its head up...
and that's a mighty big if...
they can handle it.
This isn't a normal shark.
You can say that again.
It's some kind\nof hallucination.
Please.
You know\nI can have you all arrested?
What?
I could call the governor\nmyself.
You know we grew up together?
You didn't know that, did you?
Tell him you and your\nfederal agent friend
are making a mess of things\ndown here.
All right, I'll tell you\nwhat I'm going to do, sheriff.
- What?\n- Help us kill this shark.
And I'll do everything\nin my power
to get the prosecution\nto go easy on you.
Prosecution of what?
Exotic animal smuggling,
bribing state and local\nofficials,
multiple violations\nof the interstate commerce code
to start.
So you can lock us up,\nbut you can't shut us up.
We'll see about that, cupcake.
You're just going\nto arrest them, right?
I mean, I... i only work\nat the restaurant, so...
- Stanley?\n- Yes, sheriff.
Get all these people\nout of here now,
or put them in the jail.
Go on. Get out.\nGet 'em out of here!
Is that a taser?
That's an x26...
hey!
Sheriff!
Go on; Get out of here!
- Stanley.\n- Swamp!
Stanley, on your feet. Now!
Come on; Get in.
Wait. His boat.
Come on!
Back it up! Hold on!
Get back here!
I'm gonna shoot!
I'm gonna... I'm gonna shoot!
What? You like that? Sucker!
Ha-ha! Did you see that?
Sucker, sheriff. Whoo!
I don't like\nthat we left Jason behind.
First we save krystal.
Then we come back\nwith the cavalry
and bust swamp thing out,\nI promise.
You three best turn\nmy boat around right now.
Bring it back.
That's a negatory, sheriff.
Your boat's just so cute.
Real fast too,\nand handles nice.
Listen, chum-for-brains,\nyou bring that boat in now.
Okay, hotshot, we'll see...
that's enough of that.
Come on; Let's get\nour game faces on, all right?
Can anybody read me?
This is krystal broussard.\nI need help.
Oh! Krystal!
Krystal, can you hear me?
Rachel! They won't let me\noff the boat.
What... what boat? Where?
We're in the swamp.\nThey won't listen.
I think we're headed\nfor whiskey river.
Okay, we're going\nto come get you.
Uh, where are you exactly?
We're about...
no! No! What are you doing?
Krystal?\nKrystal?
Krystal!\nKrystal !
Here.
I'm trying to help you.
What is your problem?
She's telling on us, man.
Would you please shut
did it ever occur to you
that they might charge us\nfor that?
Well, get daddy\nto pay for it.
No, my dad's not going\nto pay for everything.
He's already paid\nfor this trip.
Now, stop laughing.\nThe whole trip?
Scott is such a jerk.
You want a drink?
Don't touch me, dude.
No, I don't want a drink.
Relax, man.
Stop!
You're going to hit the tree.
- Calm down.\n- Calm down?
Does anyone want a drink?
Great. This is perfect.
This damn rain.
Krystal. Krystal。
Got to go now.
She could be anywhere\nin the swamp.
She said she was heading\nto the whiskey river, okay?
We head over there\nand see if we can find her.
I thought you said that was\nwhere the shark was headed.
So going there is suicide.
No, no, it's called\nsaving my sister.
What, do you think the cops\nare going to save us?
Hang on.
# And I'm slowly going\nto pieces #
# but it's too... #
You okay?
Coop, come in, please.
Cooper, we got a 31-20.
Coop, can you read me?
Coop, can you come in, please?
Listen, I got a 31-20, Coop.
Come on in, please.
I'm going to go down\nto the gator fest.
You keep an eye on Shrek here.
Yes, sheriff.
Since everyone's so interested\nin me catching the shark,
I'm going to go find some bait.
Oh, man.
Dude, you broke the prop.
No, I didn't.
I told you\nwe shouldn't have gone.
Would you please shut up?
Dude, chill. All we got to do\nis call for help.
My phone doesn't have\nany bars here.
That's what a radio's for.
All right, short straw goes\nto see what the trouble is.
You ain't special, krystal.
You got to play too.
No one should go in the water.
It's safer to stay here\nuntil we get help.
I'm getting sick and tired\nof baby-sitting you...
I'll take hers.
All right.
You're lucky\nNoah is such a gentleman.
Well, let's show 'em.
Looks like you win, dude.
You guys suck.
Yeah, man,\nit's definitely clogged.
Well, go unclog it, genius.
All right, hand me the pliers\nfrom the toolbox.
If I'm not back in two minutes,
just wait longer.
Shut up. Hurry.
I can't get at it.
Dude, you didn't even try.
Go down there, and spend\na little more time
than two seconds, man.
You're hilarious.
What's going on?
- Scott!\n- Scott!
Scott!
Oh, my God, where is he?
Oh, my God! Shark!
- Scott!\n- Scott!
Shark! Shark!
- Come on!\n- Come on!
Come here!
Faster! Faster!
Scott!
Hold on. I got it.
Baby, hold on.
I gotcha. I got it.
Cut it!
Hurry!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Look at me.\nNo, no, no, look at me.
There!
That's got to be krystal.
Listen to me, baby.\nI got you, baby, okay?
Stay with me.
Tell her to stay calm.
No, no, no, it's okay.\nIt's okay.
I got you, okay?\nTell her to stay calm.
How can you stay calm\nlike this?
We have to get out of here!
Well, we're still stuck\non something,
unless you feel like going\nfor a swim to get us loose.
Watch her!
Here. Here!
Go. Keep pressure on that.
I think I got a way\nout of this.
Damn it.
What?
I could swear it came\nfrom over here.
- Krystal.\n- No, it's Rachel.
We're still trying to find her\nbefore the shark does.
Crap! Oh, hey, listen.
I've been thinking of ways\nyou could kill it.
I was hoping you'd say that.
Can you get\nto the sheriff's station?
Sure. Why?
I need you to help me\nbreak Jason out of jail.
Really?
Cool.
Get there as fast as you can.
I've got to make another call.
Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So is it true\nyou used to play for the NFL?
I played a little ball myself.
Went all the way to state\nmy senior year.
I wasn't a starter or anything;\nI was a backup.
But I was ready every game\nfor four years.
That's right.
The team really relied on me.
You know, the bench,\nthey support the team.
Hello. Deputy Stanley speaking.
Yes, ma'am.
Hold on just a second.
It's your sister.
Hello. Rachel?
Did he hand you the phone\noff his desk?
- Yeah.\n- Okay, good. Listen.
Mm-hmm.
- okay. All right.
Uh, deputy?
- Yeah.\n- I'm through.
All right.
Hey, give me the phone.
Unlock the cell,\nor I'll pop your head off.
Benchwarmer.
Okay.
How'd you get out?
Oh, don't worry about that.
Hey, come on. Move over.
You know we got to go back\nto the restaurant.
We ain't got time for that.
Now, move over. Come on.
I'll show you\nhow to drive this thing.
Come on. Come on. Move over.
Move over.
I'll show you\nhow to drive this thing.
Just be gentle with it,\nall right?
- Hang on, baby.\n- All right?
Hold my feet. Hold my feet.
No, don't go in.
You have to get\nto a hospital, Sarah.
All right.
Hold on.
It's coming loose. I got it.
Come on!
It's coming.
Come on.
It's coming.
Hold on.
Don't go. Don't go in.
I almost got it. Hold on.
Rachel!
Krystal!\nKrystal !
Krystal, where are you?
Rachel!
She's over there.
Krystal! Krystal!\nKrystal !Krystal !
Look, the problem\nis that the shark comes
from one of the harshest\nbiospheres in the world.
It has to be built like a tank\njust to swim around the block.
So what's your plan\nfor killing it?
Well, even tanks\nhave soft spots
if we can get the hatch open.
- You mean its mouth?\n- That's right.
We got to get this thing\nfrom the inside.
- I like it.\n- Yes!
Hang on!
Krystal!\nKrystal !
Rachel!
Rachel! Rachel, I'm over here!
Look, there she is.
This should work\nfor a can opener.
Ugh.
You see anything that'll\ngive it some indigestion?
Uh, that should do it.
Grab it.
Now all we need is a ride.
Come on; Let's go.
You think they'll let us\nborrow the boat too?
We'll ask 'em later.
Okay, yeah. Wait, what?
Come on. Just get in!
Okay, I'm... no, me.
- Come on.\n- I'm coming.
Help. Okay.
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot!
We'll bring it back later!
Come back with my boat!
Come back!
Rachel!
What are you doing?
Rachel!
Why are you stopping?\nGet in there.
Hey, we can't get stuck\nin there like she did.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.\nI'll never sneak out again.
We'll talk about that later.
Grab a rope.
I'm so sorry.
Oh!
I'll never sneak out again.
I'm so sorry.
You gotta jump.
No, no, no,\nI have to get Sarah first.
Oh!
Krystal!\nKrystal !
I got it. I got it.
You're going to let\nMr. secret agent man
get all the glory?
Just get krystal.
Come on.
Hurry.
Careful.
Tyler! Tyler!
Oh, no. Tyler, grab my hand!
Grab my hand!
Tyler! Tyler!
Tyler!
No! No!
No!
Tyler!
God.
Oh, my God!
I'm going to kill that mother...
we can't stop it.
We don't have\nthe right equipment.
No, we don't, but Martin does.
Head for shore. Come on.
Somebody help me over here.
She's really hurt.
We need this. Here, clean one.
Come on!
All right.
You son of a bitch,\nI got a surprise for you.
Yeah? What?
Rachel, Rachel.
No, I can barely hear you.
What? Huh?
Yeah, okay.\nYeah, okay, we'll be right over.
Okay.
We got to go to gator fest.
Get your funnel cakes here.
# Every time\nyou get aggravated #
# I get shoved back #
# hold on to your anchor #
# you're gonna push too hard #
# I've been looking\nfor a cure, little girl #
Come on, Jeanette;\nYou can do better than that.
# You're gonna push too hard #
# I've been playing\nevery single night #
# for every wrong of your day #
# you can beat an old dog\nso much #
# before he runs away #
# I've been playing\nevery single night #
# for every wrong of your day #
# you can beat an old dog\nso much #
# before he runs away #
# jam up now #
How's it going?
The usual.
Some drunks,\nsome parking tickets,
a couple of pickpockets.
Ain't no sign of a shark,\nthough.
Let's hope it stays that way.
Never seen anything\nlike this.
Oh, what's going on?
Where the hell'd they go?
You see where they went?
Sheriff!
It's our damn boat.
Yeah, it's about time\nyou brought that boat back.
Tie it up first.
Get a paramedic right away!
Get E.M.T.!
Hey, sheriff!
What the hell is going on\naround here?
She's lost a lot of blood.
Trauma dressing.
Sheriff, who's going to pay\nfor these damages?
Not now, Lassie.\nI've got bigger fish to fry.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, tie it up.
Go, go, go, go.
He's coming.
Sheriff, you need to get\neverybody out of the water.
There's a shark coming.
Shark!
Sheriff, shark!
Oh!
Right there. You see it?
Get them kids\nout of the water.
Get them kids\nout of the water now.
Boys! Out of the water!
Hurry!
Whatever you got going,\nnow's the time.
Jason, go!
Swamp thing, go!
Huh!
Fourth and long.
Time for the hail Mary.
Coming through.
Uh!
Come on. Take the bait.
Shoot it now!
Get down.
Squeak!\nSqueak !
That was never going to work.
Fire up the airboat.
Come on, baby. Come on.
Stay here.
Come on, you son of a bitch.
Martin, you're going\nto have to hold this!
- I don't know how!\n- Just get up there!
I'll tell you what to do!\nCome on!
Just hold the gas!\nHit the gas when I tell you to!
Which is the gas?
- Hit the gas!\n- Where's the gas?
Come on! Come on!
Yeah!
Boy, that shark's no match\nfor the broussard family.
Unbelievable.
What's he doing?
Squeak!\nSqueak !
Federal agent.\nYou're under arrest.
Mandling!\nMandling !
Get your hands off me.
Not a chance. Grab the pole.
I want to see my lawyer.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Incarcerate this gentleman.
Okay.
I guess I'm in charge now, huh?
Come on.
You have a right\nto remain silent.
Anything you say\ncan and will be used against you
in a court of law.
You have the right\nto an attorney.
Looks like you got your man.
Now what are you going to do?
I could use a cup of coffee.
You know any good restaurants\naround here?
Yeah, I know one.
Coffee sucks,\nbut the waitresses are nice.
That's good enough for me.
放轻松,老兄。
马上离开这里。
来吧,伙计。
这是鳄鱼节的开幕派对,老兄。
冷静,斯科特。
我会把你踢下河口去。
别管它,斯科特。
我们走。
你知道吗?我筋疲力尽了……
杰克,你的爸爸会听到关于这个。
你的妈妈和爸爸要
把你们都拿去熬肥油。
好了,金c。
带它过来。
你听到吗?带它过来。
我迫不及待地想听听
他有什么要说。
你好。
看来你夜间捕鱼很粗暴。
还没有它一半粗暴。
该死的东西杀了我一半的船员
没等我把它放进槽罐里。
那里面到底是什么东西?
你付我钱去找奇特的动物。
付我钱。
对你的人我很抱歉。
都带走。明白。
他妈的你怎么把那东西放进去的?
血液。
再拿根带子捆上。快点。
快点。来吧。
快点,快点,快点!
快点。快!
快点。快点。快点!
快点!快弄好它,现在。
不要对任何人说起这事。
好的。
把那辆卡车开走。
好的。
多糟糕的夏天开始。
人都来了。来吧。
我来了。
那不是他们
这里的鳄鱼展示的一部分,是吗?
那么是你的朋友挑动你来要…
我的电话号码?
那是谁?
哦,算了吧,宝贝。
调情是工作的一部分。
你知道我都是你的。
好吧，既然如此,那么飞远点。
哇!
我希望你们在鳄鱼棚这里
都有一个美好的时光。
家庭幸福美满。
一直都是,永远都是。
我们今晚做的一切
是为给她妹妹上大学送行。
是的。
她就是在壁炉旁的那个
还假装不认识我。
她在那儿。嘿, krystal
—好吧,现在6点…—这边来。
在鳄鱼棚这里,这只意味着一件事。
杀了我吧。
谁会把桌子给我分开?
慢用。谢谢。
现在是时候……喂鳄鱼了!
咱们走吧!
谁想喂鳄鱼吗?
我!
算了吧,现在。
谁想喂鳄鱼吗?
我!
很好,好多了。
好了。
它的咬合力
超过2000磅每平方英寸。
它的下巴……
可以轻易地把人拍成两半。
而且不是像你们这么小的人。
一个像我这样大的人。
想想你哥哥曾经感到害怕那样做吗?
不,他降服了最可怕的活的生物。
还有什么比鳄鱼更危险的?
呃,纽约巨人队的一个防守前锋。
嗯哼。
让你们瞧瞧。
你认为他怀念吗?
什么,怀念他多次被打得
一瘸一拐走路吗?
是的,就是这个。
是的,他怀念。
一条鳄鱼,他吞下整个食物。
他的牙齿不嚼。
他咬住,来回甩动,弄到水里并淹死它,
然后吞掉。
不管怎样,毕业后,我就离开这里。
陆地上每小时30英里。
你能跑30每小时英里吗?
我也不能。
而且我已够快了。
所以我不想碰到这些东西
来追我。
噢 !
不要理睬杰克逊。他废掉了。
明白,老板。
啊,嘿,神秘人。
让我猜一下。
—只要咖啡。—好。
你知道,你每一天来这里,
你从未点菜。
我开始亲自服务了。
我喜欢咖啡。
这咖啡吗?
很适合我。
你知道,我想我知道了。
什么?
你是一个铝墙板的旅行推销员。
—不是。—好吧。
那么我只能说你是秘密特工了。
有点接近了。
顺便告诉你我叫汤米。
原来你有名字的。
我是瑞秋。
我知道。
我可以喂养鳄鱼……
算了吧,杰克逊。就是这样吧。
好吧,对不起,伙计。走了。
来吧。来吧,杰克逊。
人们想有一个美好的时光…
嘿。
好吧。我很抱歉。
来吧,杰克逊。
把你的手从我身上拿开!
看着你,杰克逊。
我得走了。
来吧,杰克逊。
沼泽哥。
那是什么样的生物?
哎呀,来吧。
不能踢足球…
mandling,尽快前往了鳄鱼棚
我们接到电话有打架的。
收到。我们在路上了。
来吧,杰克逊。
杰森!你干什么?
老兄,杰克逊,
你为什么要那样做?
你还好吗?
你看到了么?
沼泽哥击倒了杰克逊。
哦,小子。
Krystal，关了它。
-杰克逊,对不起。—你没事吧?
是的,我没事。我没事。
仅仅是自然反应。
我很抱歉。
来吧,伙计。我们走；来吧。
来吧,现在。瑞秋。
你介意过来一下吗?
你有权咨询律师
在和警察说话前
而且提问时要律师在现场。
如果你请不起律师,
会为你指定一个问话。
如果你决定回答问题
在没有律师在场的情况下,
你仍然有权随时停止回答。
攻击和殴打，瑞秋。看起来并不好。
杰克逊是在自找麻烦。
不是杰森的错。
你还能想起我们谈过什么吗?
我有男朋友了,治安官。
我知道,我知道,那服务员,情种先生。
你打算放了杰森还是什么?
嗯,这很难说,纸杯蛋糕。
你要和我一起吃晚饭吗?
如果我告诉你让我考虑考虑呢?
—真的吗?—是的。
也许不错。
好吧,那么我就说……
也许这里所发生的只是…
一个小误会。
小事情。
谢谢你,治安官。
谢谢你。
好吧。
让他走。
是。来吧。
把这些东西从我身上拿开。
—来吧。—你怎么做到的?
你说什么了?
嘿,嘿。什么事?
抱歉,各位。我们关门了。
我们先买啤酒然后去小船。
好吧,如果关门了,那么你就不用工作了,对吗?
嗯,我……我必须帮助清理。
那太糟了。
也许她这个周末可以和我们一起闲逛。
—哦,那很好,真的。—是的。
我不能。我姐姐会杀了我的。
来吧,伙计。
我们去租个小船然后去游湖
在那里警察找不到我们。
那听起来很有趣吗?
嗯,我姐姐会杀了我
然后踩在我坟上,所以…
嗯,你知道吗?
如果你幸存,给我那里的童子军一个电话。
是的,你叫什么名字?
-Krystal。—Krystal，不错。
就穿这件。就穿这件,好吗?
好的。
搞定,老兄。
嗯哼。
我们将看到鳄鱼棚怎么会
没有鳄鱼的。
到爸爸这里来。
快来喝吧。
哦,操。
抓住了。抓住了。
抓住了。
嗯?
啊!
老兄。
这真是有点糟糕,瑞秋。
告诉我这件事。
到底发生了什么?
鳄鱼都不见了。
不见了?怎么会?
被吃掉了。
什么东西可能吃掉鳄鱼?
什么?
—嗯……—不要说。
告诉是什么?
看上去像一个……鲨鱼。
一条鲨鱼。
算了吧,瑞秋。
你是不是龙舌兰酒喝多了一点
昨晚在我离开以后?
我知道这听起来很疯狂,但这是我所看到的。
你看见沼泽中有个鲨鱼。
是的。
沼泽鲨鱼。
来吧。
去死吧。
你知道,只是因为它不太可能
并不意味着它是不可能的。
这是不可能的。
鲨鱼生活在咸水里,老兄。
事实上,并不是所有的鲨鱼生活在咸水里。
髓质,侏儒,ragner。
就因为鲨鱼主要是在盐水里
并不意味着它不能在淡水里游泳。
牛鲨能在淡水中活三周。
你怎么知道这些东西?
他是一个天才。
不是真的。我只是看了许多电视。
哦,太棒了。
我们不需要你的帮助,治安官。
这是你和未来丈夫打招呼的方式吗,瑞秋?
你知道我来这里也是没得选择。
我得到报告说早上5点钟有枪击。
你知道我得查一下。
Mandling在这里吗?
警长!
那是什么鬼东西?
看起来像杰克逊回到这里
为了某种报复。
你想告诉我吗?
我…我不知道你在说什么。
我打赌你哥哥知道。
我到这里看到有很多疯狂的事情。
我不是说不可能。
我需要带你回去问话。
我什么也没做。
我没说是你做的，沼泽哥。
好吧,控告什么?
他还没被指控。
我只是要搞清楚
昨晚在这里所发生的事情。
我已经告诉你了我什么也没做。
嘿,警长!
那是什么鬼东西?
哦,上帝。
我认为这是杰克逊。
哦,该死,不。
你做过什么,把他剁碎了喂你的鳄鱼?
他不会那样做。
我甚至都没见过杰克逊在昨天他离开之后,
而且这是事实。
所以除非你有一些证据显示,否则,
你为什么不离我们远点
去找出到底发生了什么呢?
我知道发生了什么事。
嗯,你要告诉我,
还是要让它成为一个秘密呢?
是鲨鱼。
一个什么?
昨晚我看见一条鲨鱼。
我来到这里,
鳄鱼桩被撕碎,
我看见它了,我开枪射它,然后它游走了…
它一定是来这里吃我们的鳄鱼,
也许杰克逊撞到它枪口上。
我听见了。
你告诉我的
这有鲨鱼在沼泽中。
—实际上,髓质……—闭嘴。
现在,你们听我说。
我去叫法官马斯特森,
我要告诉他关了这个马戏团
直到我们找出这里发生了什么。
—你不能那么做。—走着瞧。
警长沃森,这是总部。完毕
我是治安官。
警长,我们有398的进展了。
我在路上。
我会回来的，纸杯蛋糕。
他不能这么做。
我们获得了398在……看起来像下降17。
他不会去很久。
我们要怎么做?
寻找新的工作吗?
他想让我们在副警长找到残肢之前关门。
做任何你想做的。我要去打猎。
—猎什么?—猎我看见的。
那东西把我们鳄鱼的撕成碎片。
不管它是什么,很可能是它杀了杰克逊。
我说我们猎杀它,我们杀了它,
我们把它带回给警长沃森,
洗清我们的名声,并挽救生意。
瑞秋,看你说的。这只是一个餐厅。
49年半了,我们已经拥有这个餐馆,好吗?
这就是我们的全部。
我宁可在地狱里被烧死
也不做一个维持不到50年的人。
我们甚至不知道它是什么。
你如何猎杀你一无所知的东西呢?
我可能不知道那是什么,但我知道如何找到它。
保险公司让我抓住他们。
我没想过有朝一日不得不利用它们。
等一下;有追踪芯片
在所有的鳄鱼身上吗?
是的。
—密码?—Whodat,一个词。
所以如果你的尼斯湖水怪吃了这些鳄鱼,
那么跟踪器就在它的胃里?
跟着剩下的鳄鱼。
很明显。
据这网站所说,每十分钟,
它的位置会上传到卫星。
如果它在移动,我们应该有轨迹可循…
看那个。
看起来他们在开一个小镇会议。
或者是那东西吃剩下的碎片。
即使我们抓住了它,那又能说明什么?
简单,他们可以切开它
并通过追踪芯片来识别鳄鱼。
我们如何证明杰克逊发生了什么?
他们可以通过牙齿的模具
然后比对胳膊上咬痕。
什么?
捕捉鲨鱼,保存餐厅。
谁加入?
该死。
你在开玩笑吗?
我跟他们谈。
这到底是什么?
—什么?—手,保温箱。
这是狩猎之旅,而不是去野餐。
嗯,我穿着短裤因为便于活动,
而且在保温箱里也没有野餐。
好吧,保温箱可以,但你要留下来。
妈妈和爸爸会让我去的。
妈妈和爸爸不在这里,是吗?
瑞秋和我去,
而且我们不会让你去。
这不公平。
听着,我知道你们真的想去,
但是如果发生了什么事,
我无法原谅我自己,好吗?
我们理解。
看,我有一个应用程序
它能给你跟踪鲨鱼。
小心。
谢谢你,马丁。
你在这里做什么?和你们一起去。
但是你不知道我们要去哪里。
猎杀鲨鱼。小镇。
我们人手已经足够了。
你听见我说的吗?
是的。
老兄的确要一道去。
这家伙是谁?
我仍然不认为这是个好主意。
他是一个陌生人。
但他来鳄鱼棚有一阵子了。
那又怎样?这并不意味着你就可以信任他。
为什么不能?
只是…我不喜欢他。和他有关的都不喜欢。
我认为你在嫉妒。
—嫉妒他?—是的。
是的。
太可笑了。
嘿!
你不是真的要给那些家伙打电话,是吗?
为什么?你在意什么?
他们很好。
“不错”更像是发烧。
是啊,嗯,喜欢我他并没有罪,你知道的。
我…我只是…
你只是什么?
没什么。
嘿,停船!
信号显示就在这里,
但这标签一个多小时没有移动了。
这太奇怪了。
我发现一个。
在哪里?
看,那有更多。
要么我们的鳄鱼被撕碎了,
或者那东西有一个巨大的…
小心!
鲨鱼!
你们看到该死的鲨鱼了吗?
—你说得对,瑞秋。—是的。
我们必须离开这里!
我们来这里是为了猎杀那东西的。
我以为你想来帮忙。
我没想到真有鲨鱼。
我们现在得叫警长。
杀了它再回家。
哟,你看!
我行的。
你们疯了吗?
哦,我的上帝。
它都没有退缩!
走了!
它试图弄沉我们。
—我说停下。—放开方向盘。
你们想被吃掉吗?
我们要去哪儿,泰勒吗?
你在做什么,泰勒吗?
让我们离开这里。
—让我来。—不,我可以。
泰勒,我们真的太可惜了。
你必须慢下来,老兄。
来吧!
你们要把这件事搞大了。
哦,我的膝盖!
兄弟,这很经典。
—该死,斯科特!-你还好吗?
—你有什么问题?—你是认真的吗?
就像,你绝对是……
-你还好吗?—我很好。
很好笑。
—该死。—他们会听到我们。
你们是……
他们都不知道他们在哪里,
更不用管我们在哪。
我知道。
但我们不能去某个隐秘点的地方吗?
我恨你,我恨你是……
你知道,我见过一条小船
停在码头。
你想干嘛?
想去兜风吗?
小船是谁的?
我不知道。
另外……
这是一种高尚的事情。
来吧。
是的,是的,是的,我会进入那个水…
你去。
我还没进入……
嘿,伙计们。你要去哪里?
哦,嗯,我们会回来的。
是啊,不要担心，等着我们。
我们可能需要一段时间。
哦,那么你们不会是去做爱吧,
什么…发生了什么事?
抓住绳子。
你能上梯子吗?
哦,我的…我不敢相信。
马丁,帮我把他扶上去。
你走吧。
好吧,把他放在那里的椅子上。
真是一团糟。
我爸爸的船。
我看看我能做些什么。
谢谢。
发生了什么事?
那就是。
来吧。
嘘,嘘,嘘,嘘,嘘,嘘。
哦,我的上帝,马克斯,我发誓,
如果我们受到鳄鱼攻击,我永远不会原谅你。
很公平。
哦,我的上帝。
你太紧张了。
不要害怕。
哇!
是啊,让我们来做吧。
那是什么?
所以…
这个如何?
这对你来说足够隐秘了吧?
是的。
我认为这是完美的……
只要我们不掉水里去。
嗯,我想我们必须得小心点。
保持这个姿势。
该死的。
我们开始了。
再来……
马库斯。
什么?让我看看。
该死,看上去很惹火。
不。
看。
—看起来是在…—那是什么?
你知道吗?
也许这没什么。
也许……
哦,上帝。
也许这只是你的头发。
马库斯,送我回去。送我回去。
求你了。
说真的,马库斯。马上带我回去!
马上带我回去。我是认真的。
好吧。
你欠我。
让我回到岸上,
你想怎么样都可以。
你要不要走?
什么?
嗯……
那是一条鲨鱼,马库斯。
那是一条鲨鱼,马库斯。我们快离开这里。
上帝。救命!
救命!诺亚!斯科特!
诺亚!
哦,我的上帝。划快点,马库斯!
我尽量快…
马库斯,划快点!
救命!
琥珀,帮帮我。
帮帮我。
马库斯!
不!
救命!
拿个什么咬着。
好的,抱住他。
好的,我来抱住他。
你准备好了,哥?
准备好了。
好吧。
一、二…
三!
老兄,我很久没有这样做了。
事情本来可能更糟。
-你准备再去?—是的。
你变态吗?
你没有看见那东西吗?
我的意思是,看看你的膝盖,老兄。
放弃吧。放弃?
朋友,你显然是没踢过足球。
你在做什么呢?
我在试着修理这个引擎。
为了什么?
我要回去那里。
你有大点的扳手吗?
有的,在甲板上。
你们疯了吗?
那东西已经尝过人肉了,显然觉得我们味道不错。
现在它会继续吃人
直到有人杀了它。
你阻止不了它。
只要是活的,它就能被杀死。
你认为你可以阻止它?
嘿,别担心。
我可以对付它。我们不需要你。
我看见你盯着她的样子。
你说什么?
离我女朋友远点,伙计!
好吧,够了。现在不要。
现在不是时候。
你像个白痴。
你真的要护着他吗?
我不护着任何人。
看到吧,这就是问题所在。
你护着他而不是我。
哦,让我休息一下。
我可以得到任何我想要的女孩。
你知道的,对吗?
你知道,我认为……
哇。
泰勒!
现在你喜欢我了吗?
—做点什么。—现在你喜欢我了吗?
别让我伤害你。
来吧!
啊!
你要冷静一下吗?
我很清醒,老兄!
麻烦制造者。
我已经。这是…但这就是问题所在。
我已经说过一次,
而现在我必须重复。
真让人恼火。
不要只是说……告诉我你想让我做什么。
好吧,好吧。
我真的不喜欢……
或许我应该走了。
不,不,不,是泰勒的问题。
好吗?
不,你需要一个更大的创可贴。
稍等。
你刚才真的是很酷。
是吗,我都不知道。
是的。
她是你女朋友?
她?
Krystal和我。
不是。
不,不,不,不可能。
你不喜欢她吗?
我…我喜欢她。很喜欢。
这就是朋友魔咒。
我是她的好友,所以她永远都不会注意到我。
抓住这一刻。
什么?
试一下。
什么?
我和马丁正在讨论的事情。
抓住这一刻。
老兄。
不。
什么?
等等,别动。
什么?
嘿,你的肩膀怎么样?
不会有什么永久性的伤害吧?
哦,不会,是…你知道,我认为没事
谢谢krystal的护理。
虽然我不确定泰勒怎么样,
我很抱歉这一切。
你知道吗?这是疯狂的一天。
感情用事。
我相信明天一切会更好。
是啊,好吧,最好是,
因为我打算回去那里
去了结那东西。
你们大多都不会退出,是吗?
你愿意帮助我,嗯…
去猎杀它吗?
绝对愿意。
我想我该走了。
是的。呃,去休息一会做些准备。
我会的。
而且不要消失,因为我需要你。
好吧。
哦。我得锁门了。
睡一会吗?
不。
你打算今天餐馆开门吗?
除非我看到法庭的指令，否则一如往常。
你的意思是说除了猎杀鲨鱼。
对的。
我们这里有些什么?
我仍在试图确定那条鲨鱼。
没发现任何东西看上去像你描述的那个。
这甲状一样的东西是某种外骨骼
已经生长了,比如,100年。
但是,我的意思是,鲨鱼不会活那么久。
正确的。
看看这个。
三个星期前有一个鲨鱼攻击
在墨西哥湾,离这里大约100英里。
该袭击发生
几分钟后海洋生物学家
追踪了这个探测器。
这个探测器,正游弋
在很深的海沟里……
我的意思是,深度超过以往我们所知。
等等,你认为这鲨鱼就是我们这个鲨鱼吗?
我不知道。
嗯,这就解释了为什么你不能确定它的物种
也是为什么100年的粘性物质在它身上。
你没说到关键,
因为在海洋底部水的压力
可以把汽车变成一个汽水罐。
任何能够生存在那种深度的东西是……
坚不可摧的。
是的。
告诉我这篇文章还说了什么
关于它在哪里。
这就是全部了。
做探查工作的人都成了鲨鱼袭击的受害者。
他们用无线电求救,但警察的船只
和救援人员到达那里时,
什么都没剩下。
为什么他妈的进了我们沼泽里?
不知道。
现在,杰克逊他自己丢了性命,
我没有一个可以信任的司机。
嗯,你必须把这东西拖离这里。
别开玩笑。
我不可能通过政府部门去做。
搞定它。这是你自己闯的祸。
你是中间人,
而且事情是你移交时搞砸了的。
不要找别的借口。
我知道。我知道。我会搞定它的。
你最好是的。
现在,你要如何去补救?
巴西金刚鹦鹉。
一只鸟。
不只是一只鸟。
这是列入濒危物种名单,
几乎不可能在美国找到。
明天我可以送20只上飞机。
现在,你们每人可以抓住大约1万只,很容易。
200000真是一次很好的捕获。
最好的宝贝出现自他们熊猫。
现在我需要一点预付金。
多少钱?
1万。
另外1万给港口代理。
把他们一起给我
我就再扔2万给你。
那我喜欢。
弥补我们这次小鲨鱼上的惨败。
嗯!
你知道,我一直在考虑留在镇上
为了送货。
你不介意,是吗?
随便你。
很好。
我一直都想去看看
去看看鳄鱼节。
我告诉你,这是一个真正的狂欢。
你会有一段美好的时光,会灌醉自己。
把那该死的东西弄出这里。
鳄鱼节见
早上好,女士们。
早上好。
你来的正是时候。
对不起。
昨晚睡得很晚。
到底我们应该做什么?
警长让我们保持警觉
不放过任何异常。
到底是什么意思?
好吧,你告诉我。
可能与鲨鱼有关。
听说充满鳄鱼的笼子
都变成了牙签和牛肉酱。
没有该死的鲨鱼。
警长这样说了。
现在,你给我滚到那里去,
睁大你的眼睛。
看看有什么不寻常的东西。
好的。
没什么鲨鱼。
滚吧。
我去了。
该死的笨蛋。
这是库珀呼叫mandling。
是的,mandling听到。
码头上一切看起来正常。
这里没有鲨鱼。
好的,明白,警官。
来吧。
好的,走吧。
对不起,警官。
嗯哼。
没事。
来吧。来抓我。
你现在去哪里?
我们开始了。
哦。
那里……有一个鳄鱼。
在那里吗?
大胸的鳄鱼。
你为什么不朝他开枪?
我得报告。
查伦,你在吗?
哦!
哦,我的…
来吧,宝贝。
Krystal接电话!
鳄鱼棚。我是krystal。
是吗?
是我,斯科特。我们昨天见过。
哦!嗨。
我说,怎么了?
你没打电话。你说怎么了。
呃,是的,太忙了。
好吧,不提这个了。
你准备参加聚会吗?
嗯,我肯定会,但是……
我们的两个朋友抛弃了我们。
真差劲。
所以现在要你来。
呃,好吧,
也许我只能呆一小会儿。
好的,我们在柏树湾安营
在威士忌河以西大约一英里。
你知道那地方吗?
—当然。—太好了。
我们就在这里等你。
你要确定储存了我的号码。
我已经存了。
我就知道我喜欢你。
不要做个失信的人。
聚会!这就是怎么了。
嘿,她来了。
—不可能。—当然她会来的。
斯科特?
不要扔掉它。
什么…
你根本都看不懂。
接住。
来……不,不要…
老兄!
小心,小心。
别弄坏了。
这是什么?
嗯,那是马丁做的一幅地图。
我们这里所有地方都在地图上
鲨鱼想吃掉我们。
实际上,我们可以由此推断
鲨鱼将去的下一个地方。
推断什么?
推断……别管了。
鲨鱼移动是同心圆的
当它标记新领地的时候。
这是他们如何打猎。
这个中心点就是瑞秋第一次看到它的地方,
所以你可以看到它已经向外面活动了。
所以你可以找出鲨鱼会去的地方。
我已经找出了。
那么它往哪儿去了?
你们不会高兴的。
这东西往哪里?
那里。
威士忌河?
鳄鱼节。
斯科特?
斯科特!嗨。
哇,krystal,你来了。
太棒了。
是啊,嗯,听我说。
不要到水里去。
不要去鳄鱼节。
那儿很危险。
你知道,我听说过很多的借口不来聚会,
但这个…
这不是借口。我是认真的。
好吧,大家都在等了。来吧。
—等等。—来吧。
怎么样?参加聚会。
有鲨鱼在水里,
我哥哥试图射杀它,
而它根本不退缩。
我认为它很可怕
而且我们必须在它回来之前离开这儿。
好吧。
我们在船上。我们没事的。
我有另一个比基尼如果你不想有晒痕。
把你的脱了,到那里把那比基尼给她。
给你。试试。
它会让你所有的烦恼消失。
好吧,我……我认为你没明白。
这不只是要离开。
好极了,宝贝。我们去狂欢。
哇!
你在做什么?
我们必须得离水远点。
我们不是在水里;我们是在船上。
—停船。—不。
—好吧…—耶稣。
什么,你疯了吗?
回来!
我不是21。我不是…
还给我。我需要。
—不。—停住。
啊!老兄,你知道什么?你妈的。
老兄!
—真的吗?—是的。
老兄,放松。你有点失控了。
对不起。
你看,当我们回来,
我会给你一个新的电话,好吗?
那鲨鱼呢?
嗯…
我们就呆在水面上,
我们放轻松些,好吗?
我保证。让我们去开心一下。
就呆在靠近岸边的地方。
好吧。没有问题。
鳄鱼棚。
是的,瑞秋在吗?
在,稍等。
瑞秋!电话!
你好。
我这有东西,你需要看看。
—什么?—到医院见。
嗯,什么时候?
尽快。
—好的,十分钟。—好吧。
呼叫卡尔文博士...
这么快就回来了,brysler代理?
只是想再看两眼,
如果你不介意。
嘿,如果你需要帮助就给我说一声。
—谢谢,拉里。—代理?
美国鱼类和野生动物。
对不起,我不能告诉你。
我做卧底有一阵子了。
这么长时间,你都没说。
我不能。
此外,这地方是我逃离尘世的小地方,……
还有什么?
还有它是一个好地方…
什么,你正在调查我们吗?
不,不,不,不,我一直在试着
彻底解决这个动物走私案,
但我没有证物。
现在有了这个新的证据和你的见证……
等等,那太好了,
但你可以在电话上告诉我的。
是的,但那样我就不能给你看这个。
哦,上帝。
你认识他吗?
我今天早上在水道边发现他残留的。
你没事吧?
哦。
你…带我到这里为什么?
你看到了吗?
多排牙齿。
鳄鱼没有,但鲨鱼有。
三排。
证明我是正确的。
现在我要钉死这些人谋杀
和走私动物。
你是对的。你一直都是对的。
此时此刻,那玩意儿还在。
那么我们去猎杀它。
嘿,我是krystal。
我现在不在,所以请留言,
我会回电话给你。
哔!
哇,你们看起来好像很忙。
我们在等你。
嗯,我正要去跟krystal说再见,
然后我们就上路了。
我以为她是与你在一起。
没有。
我整个早上都没见到她。
我们得找到她。
对的,好吧,也许她去散步或者别的什么了。
—呃,马丁!-怎么了?
krystal在哪里?
我不知道。
好吧,好吧,也许……
好吧,她昨天遇到了一些人,
一些大学生在这里,
然后他们邀请她跟他们去参加聚会。
好吧,大学生,聚会。
虽然不大妙,但也不会有什么大事。
不,是在一艘小船上聚会。
鳄鱼节的一部分节目。
他们去了河里。
—哦,不。—我们必须要找到她。
我们要去哪里找?
沼泽有一千英里。
我们需要帮助,瑞秋。得通知警长。
我讨厌和泰勒意见一致,但他是对的。
不,绝对不考虑。不行。
情况很严重。
我比你更讨厌那家伙。
但我们说的是krystal。
我们没有别的选择。是的,我们必须打电话给他。
不,你不能。你不能。
汤米是一个联邦代理。
他去叫鱼类和野生动物特警队,
然后他们会搜寻这个湖
会把krystal带回家来的。
给我接警长沃森。
告诉他brysler特工的电话
而且很紧急。
特工brysler，渔业与野外垂钓部。
警长在吗?
对不起。我们能帮你吗?
副警长。
那么你是政府人员了,嗯?
是的。
- 斯坦利。—在,警长。
看看这些大人物们想喝点什么。
不,没关系……
—你们什么都不要?—不用,我们很好。
非常感谢你。谢谢你。
好吧,鱼类和野生动物或其他,
这仍然是我的管辖权。
我想我们都知道
那些是可航行的联邦水道。
你想竞争?
算了吧,警长。
你这有点越权了。
越权?
每年,我们都会有一群逃出的鳄鱼
四处攻击游客。
现在,还不是很好,
但没有什么特殊之处。
我们已经到了太平间,
那些孩子身上的咬痕证明
他们是被鲨鱼咬死的。
你指望我相信
这有鲨鱼游荡在这沼泽吗?
我们都看到了,而且现在我们有确凿的证据。
这些孩子不是被鳄鱼咬死的。
那么那个绿色的大家伙是什么
几乎让副警长今天跑断了腿?
我不知道,但听着,
我有足够权力现在就打电话给州长,
让他无限期的关闭
威士忌河休闲区
你怎么回事?
这里的人们一直受到伤害,从石油泄漏以来。
现在,鳄鱼节从今晚开始。
你想搞砸这个
给小镇带来金钱的活动?
这是鲨鱼出没的地方。
我已安排副警长在河口,好吧,
去寻找鳄鱼和蛇。
如果有鲨鱼跳出来…
就算是很强大的那种……
他们都可以对付它。
这不是一个寻常的鲨鱼。
你再说一遍。
它是一种幻觉。
求你。
你知道我可以逮捕你们所有人?
什么?
我可以自己打电话给州长。
你知道我们是一起长大的吗?
你不知道,是吗?
告诉他你和你的联邦探员朋友
正把这里搞得一团糟。
好吧,我会告诉你我要做什么,警长。
—什么?—帮助我们杀了这头鲨鱼。
而我将尽力
让控方不起诉你。
起诉什么?
珍奇动物走私,
贿赂州和地方政府官员,
违反多条美国州际贸易条例
开始。
就算你可以把我们关起来,但你关不住我们的嘴。
我们走着瞧,纸杯蛋糕。
你只是要逮捕他们,对吗?
我想,我…我只是餐馆打工的,所以…
-斯坦利?—是的,警长。
马上把所有人赶出去,
不然就把他们关起来。
走吧。出去。赶他们出去!
这是泰瑟枪吗?
这是一个x26……
嘿!
警长!
走吧,出去!
- 斯坦利。—沼泽哥!
斯坦利,快走。现在!
来吧,进去。
等等。他的船。
来吧!
回来!站住!
回来!
我要开枪了!
我要……我要开枪了!
什么?你喜欢?笨蛋!
哈哈!你看到了么?
混蛋,警长。哇!
我不高兴我们把杰森留在那里。
我们先救krystal。
然后我们带着骑兵回来
并且找出沼泽里的东西,我保证。
你们三个最好马上把我的船掉头。
开回来。
答案是否定的,警长。
你的船很可爱。
也真的很快,操控性能又好。
听着,蠢货,你马上把那船开回来。
好吧,高手,我们走着瞧…
够了。
来吧,我们行动了,好吗?
有人听到吗?
我是krystal broussard。我需要帮助。
哦!Krystal !
Krystal,你能听到我吗?
瑞秋!他们不让我下船。
什么…什么船?在哪里?
我们在沼泽里。他们听不见。
我想我们正驶向威士忌河。
好吧,我们来找你。
呃,你确切的是在哪里?
我们大概在…
不!不!你在做什么呢?
在这里。
我是想帮你们。
你搞什么?
她正告发我们,老兄。
the hell up，so the rest of us...\n请闭上你的鸟嘴，我们其他的人……
看看你整的这些
他们会给我们免费吗?
好吧,你爸爸来支付。
不,我爸爸什么也不会支付。
他已经都花到旅行上了。
现在,别笑了。整个旅行吗?
斯科特是个笨蛋。
你要不要喝一杯?
别碰我,伙计。
不,我不想喝。
放轻松,老兄。
停止!
你要撞上树了。
- 冷静下来。-冷静下来?
有谁想喝点什么吗?
太好了。非常好。
该死的雨。
现在得走了。
她可能在沼泽中的任何地方。
她说了她正往威士忌河,好吧?
我们往那边去,看是否能找到她。
我想你说过那是鲨鱼去的地方。
所以去那里就是去自杀。
不,不,这是去救我妹妹。
什么,你以为警察会救我们?
打住。
你没事吧?
库珀,请回话。
库珀,我们有一个31-20。
库珀,你听到我吗?
库珀,请回话?
听着,我有一个31-20,库珀。
请回话。
我要去鳄鱼节。
你留意史莱克这里。
是,警长。
因为每个人对我抓鲨鱼都很感兴趣,
我要去找一些诱饵。
哦,老兄。
老兄,你把螺旋桨搞坏了。
不,我没有。
我告诉过你我们不应该来的。
请你闭嘴好吗?
老兄,扫兴。我们要做的,只能是打电话求助了。
我的电话在这里没有一点信号。
这就是对讲机的用场了。
好的,短签的去看看麻烦是什么。
你没有特别,krystal。
你也要抽。
都不要去水里。
呆在这儿更安全,直到我们得到帮助。
做你的保姆我已筋疲力尽了……
我来照看她。
好的。
你真幸运诺亚是个绅士。
好,让我们展示给他们。
看起来你赢了,兄弟。
你们这些混蛋。
是的,伙计,这明显是缠住了。
好吧,那就去清理它,天才。
好的,把工具箱里的钳子递给我。
如果我在两分钟内没回来,
那就等再久一点。
闭嘴。快点。
我弄不了。
老兄,你甚至没有试。
下去那里,多花一点时间
多呆两秒,老兄。
你真逗。
发生了什么?
-斯科特!-斯科特!
斯科特!
哦,我的上帝,他在哪里?
哦,我的上帝!鲨鱼!
-斯科特!-斯科特!
鲨鱼!鲨鱼!
—来吧!—来吧!
来这里!
快!快!
斯科特!
等等。我抓住了。
宝贝,等等。
我明白。我得到它了。
割掉它!
快点!
来吧。来吧。来吧。
来吧。看着我。不,不,不,看着我。
在那里!
那是krystal。
听我说,宝贝。没事的,宝贝,好吗?
和我呆在一起。
告诉她保持冷静。
不,不,不,没事。没事。
没事的,好吗?告诉她保持冷静。
你怎么能这样冷静?
我们必须离开这里!
嗯,我们仍被盯上了,
除非你想去游泳来让我们松口气。
看着她!
在这里。这里!
去。压在上面。
我想我有一个办法。
该死。
什么?
我可以发誓信号来自这里。
- Krystal。—不,这是瑞秋。
我们尽量在鲨鱼找上她之前找到她。
废话!哦,嘿,听着。
我一直在思考你可以杀死它的方法,。
我希望你会这么说。
你能去警长局吗?
当然。为什么?
我需要你帮我把杰森弄出监狱。
真的吗?
酷。
尽快到那里。
我还得打个电话。
好吧,好。好,好。
这是真的你用来玩橄榄球吗?
我也玩过。
大四的时候。
我不是首发队员什么的,我是一个后备队员。
但我四年中准备好了每一场比赛。
正确的。
球队真正依靠我。
你知道,板凳上后备队员,他们支持球队。
你好。我是副警长斯坦利。
是的,夫人。
稍等片刻。
是你的姐姐。
你好。瑞秋?
他从桌子上递给你电话吗?
—是的。—好的，很好。听着。
嗯哼。
-好吧。好吧。
嗯,副警长?
—嗯。—我递出来了。
好的。
嘿,给我电话。
打开门,否则我就拧下你的脑袋。
板凳队员。
好吧。
你怎么出来的?
哦,别操那个心了。
嘿,来吧。坐过去。
你知道我们得回到餐馆。
我们没有时间了。
现在,过去。过去。
让你看看如何开车。
来吧。来吧。过去。
过去。
让你瞧瞧如何开车。
温柔点,好吗?
—坐稳了,宝贝。—好吗?
拉住我的脚。拉住我的脚。
不,别下去。
你得去医院,莎拉。
好吧。
抓住了。
松了。我行了。
来吧!
来了。
来吧。
来了。
稳住。
不要去。不要下去。
我快够到了。稳住了。
瑞秋!
Krystal,你在哪里?
瑞秋!
她在那里。
看,问题是鲨鱼
来自于世界上最严酷的生物圈。
它长得像在街区游荡的坦克一样。
那么你有什么计划杀死它?
嗯,就算坦克也有弱点
如果我们能把舱口打开。
—你是说它的嘴巴?—对的。
我们得从它内部去搞定它。
—我喜欢。—是的!
坐稳!
瑞秋!
瑞秋!瑞秋,我在这儿!
看,她在那儿。
这应该个开罐器。
呃。
你看有什么让它消化不良的东西?
嗯,那个就可以。
带上它。
现在我们所需要的是一个载运工具。
来吧,我们走吧。
你认为他们也会让我们借用船?
我们会过后再问他们。
好吧,是的。等等,你说什么?
来吧。上去吧!
好吧,我……不,我。
—来吧。—我来了。
帮助。好吧。
哦,可恶。哦,可恶!
我们稍后会带回来!
把我的船开回来!
回来!
瑞秋!
你在做什么呢?
瑞秋!
你为什么要停下来?进去。
嘿,我们不能象她那样被困在那里。
对不起。
我很抱歉。我再也不会溜出去了。
我们以后再谈这个。
抓住一根绳子。
我很抱歉。
哦!
我再也不会溜出去了。
我很抱歉。
你得跳过来。
不,不,不,我得让萨拉先过去。
哦!
行了。我做到了。
你要让秘密特工先生
得到所有的荣耀?
快接住krystal。
来吧。
快点。
小心。
泰勒!泰勒!
哦,不。泰勒,抓住我的手!
抓住我的手!
泰勒!泰勒!
泰勒!
不!不!
不!
泰勒!
上帝。
哦,我的上帝!
我要杀了他妈的……
我们阻止不了它。
我们没有合适的装备。
是的,我们没有,但是马丁有。
朝岸边开。来吧。
来人帮帮我这里。
她真的受伤了。
我们需要这个。这里,干净的。
来吧!
好吧。
你个王八蛋,我要给你一个惊喜。
是吗?什么?
瑞秋,瑞秋。
不,我几乎听不到你。
什么?嗯?
是啊,好吧。是啊,好吧,我们马上就来。
好吧。
我们得去参加鳄鱼节。
拿着你的煎饼。
来吧,珍妮特,你可以做得更好。
怎么样了?
正常。
一些醉汉,一些违停罚单
两个小偷。
就是没有鲨鱼的踪影
希望它能来。
从没见过像这样的东西。
噢,怎么回事?
他们到底要去哪?
你看到他们去哪里了?
警长!
是我们那该死的船。
是啊,你们现在开回来正是时候。
先绑牢它。
马上找个医护人员!
急救人员！
嘿,警长!
这儿到底发生了什么?
她失了很多血。
急救敷料包。
警长,谁来承担这些损失呢?
现在不管,Lassie。我有更重要的事情要做。
哦,等等,等等,等等。
好了,把它绑牢。
快,快,快,快。
他来了。
警长,你要让所有人离开水里。
鲨鱼来了。
鲨鱼!
警长,鲨鱼!
哦!
就在那。你看到了吗?
让那些孩子们离开水里。
让那些孩子们立刻水里马上。
孩子们!离开水里!
快点!
不管你要做什么,现在是时候了。
杰森,快!
沼泽哥,快!
嗯!
第四,长。
是时候向圣母玛丽致敬了。
来了。
嗯!
来吧。咬钩吧。
现在射它!
趴下。
这是行不通的。
发动汽船。
来吧,宝贝。来吧。
呆在这儿。
来吧,你这狗娘养的龟儿子。
马丁,你必须要抱住这个!
—我做不来!—去那里!
我会告诉你怎么做!来吧!
只要踩住油门!听我的踩油门!
哪个是油门?
—踩油门!—油门在哪里?
来吧!来吧!
是啊!
小男孩,鲨鱼无法与布鲁萨德家相比。
难以置信。
他做什么?
联邦探员。你被捕了。
把你的手拿开。
不可能。抓住钢管。
我要见我的律师。
是的,我打赌你会有的。
关押这位先生。
好的。
我想现在由我负责,嗯?
来吧。
你有权保持沉默。
你所说的一切都将被用做
呈堂证供。
你有权请个律师。
看起来你抓到你的人了。
现在你有什么打算?
我想来一杯咖啡。
你知道附近有什么好的餐馆吗?
是的,我知道有一个。
咖啡很糟糕,但是女服务员还不错。
对我来说已经足够了。