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别过来! Stay back!
他应该使用训狗术语 (heel: 训狗术语, 指让狗贴着主人的腿乖乖站立或行走) He should've said "heel".
该死的! Slag it!
-他摸起来真柔软, 迪迪 -柔软得像头麋鹿, 迪迪 -He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee. -Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee.
我讨厌拆卸这种笨重的垃圾. 干嘛不让我去抢银行 I hate ripping this heavy junk. Give me cash cards any day.
闭嘴, Bonk. 计划是快去快回 Zip it, Bonk. Plan is get in and get out fast.
孩子们, 明早还要上学呢. 我得打电话叫家长了 It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks.
Bonk! 不要! Bonk! Don't!
是啊, Bonk. 不要 Yeah, Bonk. Don't.
我们走! 迪迪, 把门打开 Let's go! Dee Dee, open the door.
马上 On the double.
他来了! Incoming!
Bonk! 你个笨蛋! 快回来! Bonk! You moron! Get back here!
你是不想活了, 小蝙蝠! You got a death wish, Bats!
我想我只是在当一个好公民 And I thought I was just being a good citizen.
接到你了, 妹子! Got you, sis!
旗杆 Flagpole.
你刚才说什么? What did you say?
旗杆 Flagpole.
快来啊! Come on!
可别找我索赔 That ain't coming out of my allowance.
宝刀未老 Still got it.
小丑帮那边情况如何? How did it go with the Jokerz?
我阻止了抢劫, 但事情有点奇怪 I broke up the robbery, but it was weird.
他们一直在尝试截获高科技机器, 这已经是本月第三回了 Third time this month that particulary gang was trying to gintercepted high-tech machinery.
小丑帮不用高科技 Jokerz don't use that stuff.
他们也许在倒卖, 间谍集团是笔大买卖 They're probably fencing it. Corporate espionage is big business.
他们再有动作之前我也只能守株待兔了 I may as well sit tight until I can get another shot at them.
嘿, 看这里 Hey, lookie here.
没错, 汤姆 That's right, Tom.
本日, 哥谭市亿万富翁布鲁斯·韦恩发布一则震惊金融界的消息 Today, Gotham billionaire Bruce Wayne stunned the financial world
他计划重掌韦恩企业 with his plan to resume active leadership of Wayne Enterprises.
股民们普遍欢迎韦恩回归 While shareholders have generally welcomed Wayne's return
然而部分董事会成员却对此反应冷淡 support from some key members of the Wayne board has been oddly lukewarm.
公司业务经理乔丹·普赖斯评论道: Company operations manager, Jordan Pryce, offered this comment:
无疑, 我和其余公司同僚都欢迎布鲁斯·韦恩的回归 I, of course, join the rest of our Wayne Enterprises family
他曾是我们最具才干的高管 in welcoming back our most valuable senior resource, Bruce Wayne.
我确信我们将从他多年的经验中获益良多 I'm sure we'll all profit from his years of experience.
然而, 日复一日处理大型跨国公司的各项事务是严酷的工作 Still, the day to day rigors of running a vast, multinational conglomerate
甚至对年轻人来说也是压力巨大 would be stressful, even for a young man.
但愿韦恩先生能应付这样的挑战 I hope Mr. Wayne is up to the challenge.
他也不算*太*不爽嘛 He's not bitter, much.
他差一步就能爬到最高管理层了 Pryce was next in line for the top spot.
我的回归让他的美梦成了泡影 My return torpedoed any dreams he had of succession.
-你还要留着他吗? -除非他站在我这边 -You gonna keep him around? -If he'll stay on my terms.
为夺回家族企业的控制权我付出了很多努力 I've worked long and hard to regain control of my family's company.
我不会再把权力交回的 And I won't hand it over again.
普赖斯要么接受这个现实, 要么现在就开始派发简历 Pryce can either get with that program or start e-mailing his resume?
接下来你要放大把的时间在公司事务上了 With all the long hours you'll planning on putting in at the office
这是不是意味着你就没时间. does this mean you'll have less time for.
这年头谁还睡觉? Who sleeps anymore?
你没事吧? You okay?
你知道小丑帮已经搞起基因变种了 You know the Jokerz are going in for splicing now.
狂躁鬣狗男差点咬了我一口. 我不知道要怎么对黛娜解释 Crazy hyena-boy nearly took a bite out of me. No way I could explain that to Dana.
你现就要出去? You're not going out now?
夜还长着呢, 我可是年轻人 The night is young and so am I.
我认为好好休息对你有好处 I think a good night's rest might be more beneficial.
正如你所说, 这年头谁还睡觉? Like you said, who sleeps anymore?
快来吧, 特里 Up and at them, Terry.
在布鲁斯·韦恩那边你只管打瞌睡好了, 在我面前可不行 You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time, not mine.
抱歉, 黛娜 Sorry, Dane.
这歌不错, 哼? Great song, huh?
你看到那个和布雷德一起的八爪章鱼了吗? 好恶心! Did you see the squid Blade's with? P.U.!
特里, 我头上着火了 Ter, my head's on fire.
你看起来很漂亮 You look good.
麦克金尼斯! McGinnis!
对不起, 亲爱的, 我想我今天太累了 Sorry, babe. Guess the day was longer than I thought.
这一曲我们还是别跳了 Let's sit this one out.
咖啡. 整壶都放着吧 Coffee. And leave the pot.
当时蝙蝠侠来了, 我们得赶紧逃 Batman showed up and we had to ditch.
但我们拿到了这个: 控制台的存储板 We were able to save this: the console's memory board.
我知道这不算多但-- I know it's not much but--
不算多? 这根本什么也不是 It's not much? It's nothing.
废柴 Losers.
全都是废柴 All of you.
你们有辱小丑的名号. 为什么我当年-- A disgrace to the name Joker. Why, in my day--
你当年? In your day?!
自从你混进这个帮派 Ever since you cone your way into this gang
就"你当年" 这"你当年" 那唠叨个不停 it's been "your day" this and "your day" that.
Bonk Bonk.
你的时代已经过去了, 老头 Your day is over, old man.
即便你真是你说的那个人 而且我觉得你根本就是个冒牌货 Even if you are who you say you are. And personally, I think you're a fake.
啊, 初生牛犊不怕虎 Ah, brave new world
可惜没脑子 that has such putzes in it.
他支使咱们到处抢夺电脑垃圾, 而不是现金! He's got us running around ripping a lot of geek junk, but no cash!
他也不会告诉咱们他的计划到底是什么, 假设他真有计划 He won't tell us what his plan is, if he even has one.
我不干了! I want out!
如果你执意如此 If you insist.
嗨, 兄弟, 别激动. 我只是开个玩笑 Hey, man. Take it easy. I was just kidding.
我也是 So was I.
哎呀, 其实我没开玩笑 Oops. No, I wasn't.
这就是我当年的做事风格 That's also how we did it in my day.
孩子们, 你们小丑叔叔不在的这段时间里可发生了不少事 You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old Uncle Joker's been away.
新哥谭, 新规则 New Gotham, new rules
甚至还有了新蝙蝠侠 even a new Batman.
但现在我晒足了日光浴, 已经休息够了 But now I'm tanned, I'm rested
是时候再跟这座老城来玩玩啦 (wedgie: 一种扯内裤恶作剧= =) and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again!
我想知道你们是支持我的 I have to know you're with me.
-你们愿意的话就说一句跟我表示表示? -我们支持你 -Will you say it for me one time? -We're with you.
-大声点 -我们支持你! -Little louder. -We're with you!
Dee Dee? Dee Dee?
-我们支持你! -男孩子们? -We're with you! -Boys?
-我们支持你 -Bonk? -We're with you. -Bonk?
哦, 好吧 Oh, right.
已经挂了 Dead.
迪迪, 快点把垃圾清扫掉吧 Dee Dee, be lamb and sweap out the trash.
乖孩子 There's good girls.
你们找回的忠诚令我心花怒放 Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart.
不如让我们忘掉今夜的不快重新开始 What's if we forget tonight mishappened and start over
太好了, 老大 Great, boss.
食尸鬼, 我的孩子, 我们还需要一台系统扫描仪 Ghoul, my boy, we're going to need another systems scanner.
谁会愿意捐赠一台呢? Who's got one they'd be willing to donate?
我在查 Checking.
我们要找的是种尖端技术产品 What we're after is cutting-edge.
只有这些地方才有 These are the only other places we'd find one.
不对 Nope.
不是 No.
什么, 那里? 安保会很严密! What, there? Security's gonna be tight!
哦, 是的. 不过这样才刺激 Oh, yes. But think of the fun.
晚上好, 韦恩先生 Good evening, Mr. Wayne.
凯尔女士, 你还记得我的助手特里·麦克金尼斯吗? Ms. Carr. You remember my assistant, Terry McGinnis?
当然, 很高兴你能加入我们, 特里 Of course. I'm glad you could join us, Terry.
大家都到齐了, 厄, 除了普赖斯先生 Everyone is here. Well, everyone except Mr. Pryce, unfortunately.
不出所料 That's no surprise.
大家注意了 May I have your attention, please?
我很荣幸欢迎公司指明灯的回归 It's my pleasure to welcome back the guiding light of this company:
布鲁斯韦恩 Bruce Wayne.
谢谢, 乔伊斯 Thank you, Joyce.
很开心再次与你们相见. 在以后的日子里, 我希望-- It's a pleasure to see you all again. In the future, I hope to--
花时间来认识公司里的每一位员工 --spend time getting to know each member of our company
了解你们每一个人 learning about you individually.
保安! Security!
天台上出现紧急状况 Emergency on terrace level.
嘿! 小心! Hey! Look out!
-你没事吧? -开始行动 -You gonna be okay? -Go to work.
哎呀, 这不是韦恩老先生嘛 Well, if it isn't old Mr. Wayne.
真是文质彬彬 So debonair.
真是衣冠楚楚 So dapper.
真是老态龙钟 So decrepit.
你好, 哥谭市! Hello, Gotham!
我小丑又回来啦! Joker's back in town!
这不可能 It can't be.
哦, 你昏花的老眼没看错, 布鲁斯! Oh, no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie!
毕竟, 有谁能比你更了解我呢? After all, who'd know me better than you?
滚开, 变态 Back off, gruesome.
哈, 新来的孩子 Ah, the new boy.
耳朵太长而且我怀念披风 Ears are too long and I miss the cape
但还是很不错的, 非常不错 but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.
狼来! Woof!
-情况如何, 孩子们? -大功告成 -How's it coming, boys? -We're home free.
那么待会老地方见 Then I'll see you there.
该撤了, 迪迪 Time to go, Dee Dee.
那么, 你要做什么呢, 冒牌蝙蝠? Well? What's it gonna be, Batfake?
我知道你在想什么. 我搞砸了 I know what you're thinking. I messed up.
我因为救人放跑了小丑 I let the clown go to save those people.
你做了正确的选择 You did the right thing.
那么, 那家伙就是小丑? 看起来还很活蹦乱跳嘛 So, the Joker, huh? Looks pretty spry for a guy who's gotta be, what?
对于一个已经七老八十的家伙来说 Mid-eighties?
怎么解释? Any theories on that?
克隆? Clone?
机器人? Robot?
长期速冻保鲜? Suspended animation due to floating around frozen in a block of ice?
闭嘴开车 Shut up and drive.
遵命, 先生 Yes, sir.
三个钟头前, 一个自称是传奇人物小丑的男人 This was the scene three hours ago, as a man claiming to be the legendary Joker
在新落成的韦恩企业大厦破坏了一场典礼 disrupted a ceremony at the newly opened Wayne Enterprises building.
亲爱的, 你在看什么? Honey, what're you watching?
哥谭另一位标志性传奇人物蝙蝠侠也在这场骚乱中现身 Adding to the drama was the appearance of another legendary Gotham icon, the Batman
与他曾经的死敌在空中激烈交战 who engaged his one-time foe in a stunning aerial battle.
亲爱的? Honey?
没什么, 甜心 It's nothing, sweetheart.
没什么 Nothing.
走开 Go away.
早上好, 长官 Morning, commish.
你听得懂英语吧, 麦克金尼斯? 快滚 You understand English, McGinnis? Scram.
乐于从命, 但首先, 关于小丑你能告诉我点什么? Love to. But first, what can you tell me about clowns?
在这座城市，小丑们从来都不滑稽 In this town they're never funny.
我也发现了 I noticed that.
-那么, 这个小丑-- -别问了, 孩子 -Now, this Joker-- -Drop it, kid.
-老爷子也这么说 -那么听他的话 -That's what the old man's been saying. -Listen to him.
听着, 我知道这疯子是活跃在当年的大坏蛋 Hey look, I know this fruitcake was a big, bad guy from the cape and cowl days.
他可不只是如此 He was more than that.
什么? 一个用放屁垫和喷液花 What? A wacko who threatened people
吓唬人的疯子? with whoopee cushions and squirting flowers?
-好厉害啊, 我都发抖了 -McGinnis! -Big deal. I'm shaking. -McGinnis!
小丑, 真正的小丑, 与你面对过的所有人都不同 The Joker, the real Joker, was unlike anyone you've ever faced.
为你好, 我希望你永远不会碰到他 For your sake, I hope you never do.
如果布鲁斯希望你别管, 那么你就别管 If Bruce wants you to drop it, then drop it.
-长官, 你9点钟约见的人已经来了 -让他进来 -Commissioner, your 9 o'clock is here. -Send him in.
你要走了? You were leaving?
我想是的 Figure I was.
-谢谢你见我, 芭芭拉 -这是我的职责 -Thanks for seeing me, Barb. -That's what I'm here for.
小丑 已死亡 JOKER DECEASED
声音身份 VOICE ID
--午夜死亡倒计时现在开始 --a countdown of victims that will end at midnight
除非我们亲爱的暗夜骑士先来阻止我! unless our dear Dark Knight stops me first!
你好, 哥谭市. 我小丑又回来了! Hello, Gotham. Joker's back in town!
声音比对 一致 VOICE MATCH IDENTICAL
有趣 It's funny.
我知道你所有其他的死对头, 但你从来没提过他 I know about all of your other major enemies but you never mention him.
-他是你最大的敌人, 对不? -这又不是什么名气大比拼 -He was the biggest, wasn't he? -It wasn't a popularity contest.
他是个神经病. 一个怪物 He was a psychopath. A monster.
这么多年过去了他怎么会又冒出来了 So how is it possible he could still be around after all this time?
这不可能 It's not possible.
很多年前他就死了 He died years ago.
你确定? You're sure?
当时我在场 I was there.
是你杀的他, 对不对? You killed him, didn't you?
他要做某些很可怕的事, 你没有别的选择 He was gonna do something so terrible, you had no other choice.
-特里-- -是那样, 对不对? -Terry-- -That was it, wasn't it?
我希望你归还蝙蝠装 I want you to give back the Batman suit.
什么? 为什么? What? Why?
你已经没有继续的理由了 There is no reason for you to continue.
你已经让你的杀父仇人付出了代价 You've made your father's killers pay for his murder.
还在这个城市最需要英雄的时候自我牺牲挺身而出 then put your own needs aside to help the city when it most needed a hero.
你已经多次给蝙蝠侠这个名字带来荣耀, 为此我感谢你 You've honored the reputation of Batman many times over and for that I thank you.
既然如此, 为什么? Then why?
我无权强迫你或者任何人过这种生活 I had no right to force this life on you or anyone else.
嗨, 是我自己潜进来偷走这件衣服的, 你还记得吗? I was the one who broke in and swiped the suit, remember?
是的, 我已经报了父仇, 但我们来自两个不同的世界, 韦恩先生 Yes, there was my dad's murder, but we come from two different worlds, Mr. Wayne.
我和你, 或者你收养的那些孩子都不一样 I wasn't like you or the kids you took in.
我曾经是个不良少年 I was a pretty bad kid once.
跟着不良团伙厮混, 作奸犯科, 忤逆父母 Ran with a rough crowd, broke a lot of laws and say nothing to my folks' hearts.
是那种你当时都不屑于动手的小混混 The kind of punk you wouldn't have wasted a second punch on back in that day.
你想说什么? Your point?
我在试图弥补我以前犯下的错 I'm trying to make up for past sins.
政府说3个月的少管所生活已让我重获清白, 但我的良心不同意 The state says my 3 months in juvie wiped me clean, but my soul tells me different.
每次穿上那套服装都意味着我将得到一次帮助他人的机会 Every time I put on that suit is my chance to help people who are in trouble.
我想对我个人来说 I guess on a personal level
那同时也意味着我能看到自己又成了个有价值的人 it's a chance to look like a worthwhile human being again.
在我自己看来, 而不是别人 In my eyes, no one else's.
这就是我想要的, 布鲁斯 It's what I want, Bruce.
傻孩子 Stupid kid.
你根本不知道自己想要什么. 你们都不知道 You don't know what you want. None of you ever did.
老妈, 快来! 有个怪人闯进咱们家了! Mom, come quick! Some weirdo broke into our house!
-马特? 你在乱喊些什么? -有个陌生人坐在咱们的桌子上! -Matty? What are you yelling about? -There's a stranger's sitting at our table!
- 哈, 哈 - 那是你哥哥 - Ha, ha. -That's your brother.
我之前从没见过他 I've never seen him before in my life.
你的确难得上午起床, 特里. 因为你的工作什么的 It is rare that you're up before noon, Terry what with your job and all.
我不再为韦恩先生工作了 I'm not working for Mr. Wayne anymore.
那个, 你在家跟我们待一段时间也不错. 你说是吗, 马特? Well, it will be nice to have you home for a change. Right, Matt?
当然, 这真是太好了. 我好不容易才开始适应当独生子 Sure. Great. Just when I was getting used to being an only child.
老妈! Mom!
我们时不时地要自己出来玩, 黛娜, 不让男生搀和 Once in a while, we have to do it, Dane. Ditch the guys and go out by ourselves.
也许这对你是个改变, 切尔西. 但对我没啥不同, 我基本见不到特里 It may be a change for you, Chelsea. I don't see enough of Terry to know the difference.
特里是很可爱没错, 但谁说你就不能结识点新朋友啦? Terry's sweet and all, but who says you can't make friends with someone new?
那可没门 Not a chance.
特里! Terry!
我以为现在是你的工作时间 I thought you'd be working as usual.
报告一个坏消息, 我暂时没收入来源了 The bad news is, for the time being, I'm not gonna have much money coming in.
再报告一个好消息, 我可以全天候地陪你了 The good news is, you have me all to yourself.
我觉得这情况不错 I can live with that.
打断一下 Cutting in.
嗨! Hey!
黛娜? Dana?
怎么了, 孩子? What is it, boy?
Ace Ace.
Ace! Ace!
不劳起身迎接了, 布鲁斯. 只是一个老朋友过来打个招呼 Don't get up, Bruce. It's just an old friend come by to say hello.
你好 Hello
蝙蝠侠 Batman.
黛娜! Dana!
是她干的 It was her.
不明白为什么老大 Don't know why the boss
想要除掉想你这样的废柴, 但 wants a dreg like you outta the way, but
嘿, 只要能玩得开心.. hey, as long as it's fun
特里! Terry!
黛娜! Dana!
-放开我! -好呀, 美人 -Let me go! -Sure, cutes.
宰了他! Slag him!
-黛娜? -快躲起来! -Dana? -Stay out of sight!
那儿! There!
他在干什么? What's he doing?
你问住我了 You got me.
快结果了他! Just finish him!
啊, 你玩砸了, 废柴 Ah, you made a mess, dreg.
黛娜! Dana!
她有一处严重瘀伤和一些皮外伤, 不过应该没有大碍 She's got a bad bump and some cuts, but she's gonna be okay.
-那些家伙为什么要追杀你? -我不知道 -Why were those guys after you? -I don't know.
我要去跟警察说明一下情况, 陪着她好吗, 切尔西? Look I'm gonna talk to the cops. Stay with her, okay, Chels?
-我会尽快过去的 -好 -I'll come as soon as I can. -Sure.
请留言 Leave a message.
嘿, 今晚小丑的跟班来追杀我 Hey, the Joker's little playmates were after me tonight.
追杀的是我, 不是蝙蝠侠 Me, not Batman.
这太糟糕了, 韦恩, 你知道为什么 This whole thing stinks, Wayne, and you know why.
我希望你能给我明确的答案--等等, 现在是晚上, 他去哪了? I need some straight answers from-- Wait, it's night. Where does he go?
韦恩? Wayne?
韦恩! Wayne!
Ace Ace.
拜托, 上帝啊, 可千万别 Please, God, no.
桌子 Floor
下的 under
地板 table.
他怎么样了? How is he?
解毒剂已经发挥最大效力, 剩下的要看他自己了 The anti-toxin's done all it can. It's up to him now.
感谢你过来. 我不知道还能找谁 Thanks for coming. I didn't know who else to call.
还有谁在那里? Who else is there?
你倒是提醒了我. 我得去看看另一个病人了 That reminds me. I'd better check on our other patient.
我做了什么? What have I done?
我杀了这只小兔子 I killed the little rabbit.
我该死! I don't deserve to live!
你怎么样了, 杀手? How you doing, killer?
是啊, 我这一夜也过得够呛 Yeah, rough night for me too.
今早来自金融界的遗憾消息 Sad news from the financial world this morning.
因一场意外事故, 布鲁斯·韦恩推迟了他回归家族企业的计划 The return of Bruce Wayne to his family company has been delayed due to an accident.
韦恩企业的乔丹·普赖斯对此说道: Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Pryce had this to say:
今早我们接到了韦恩先生的仆人打来的电话 We received a call from Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning
说韦恩先生严重摔伤 saying Mr. Wayne had taken a bad fall.
韦恩企业的每位员工都会为他祝福祈祷 Everyone at the Wayne Enterprises' family sends their prayers and good wishes
希望我们的老领导能早日康复 to our senior member for his speedy recovery.
我猜并不是每个哥谭市的变态都喜欢穿紫色 I'll bet. Not every creep in Gotham wears a purple suit.
要真是那样我的工作倒容易了 It'd make my job simpler if they did.
小丑了解布鲁斯, 了解我, 很可能也了解你 The Joker knew about Bruce, about me, probably about you too.
我承认的确有某个人了解我 Someone knows, I'll give you that.
但这人不是小丑. 不是真的那个 But it's not the Joker. Not the real one.
布鲁斯说他已经死了 Bruce said he was dead.
还有呢? And?
没了 That's it.
我知道有很多事他都没说 I know there's more.
芭芭拉, 我已经是一份子. 我需要知道哪些布鲁斯不肯说的事 Barbara, I'm part of this. I need the answers Bruce can't give me.
我应该知道 I deserve them.
我原以为过了一段时间再说这事可能会容易些 I thought talking about it would get easier over time
但有些痛苦永远也不会消失 but some hurts never go away.
迪克·格雷森, 夜翼, 他那时候已经离开了这里 Dick Grayson, Nightwing, had left
去另一个城市寻求自身价值 to establish himself in another city.
当时剩下我们三人: 布鲁斯, 我自己, 还有罗宾, 蒂姆·德雷克 There were three of us then: Bruce, myself and Robin, Tim Drake.
那夜, 罗宾单身巡逻, 听见一个女人呼救 Robin was alone that night when he came upon a woman in trouble.
救命! 救命! Help! Help!
有人吗, 救命! Somebody, please, help!
该英雄上场啦 Hero time.
-这样就摆平啦 -其实没有哦, 小鸟儿! -That evens things up a little. -Not really, bird-boy!
小鸟儿在我手心了 A bird in the hand.
我们很快发现蒂姆失踪了 We soon realized Tim was missing.
夜复一夜我们穿行城中, 追寻每一条线索 Night after night we scoured the city, running down every lead
用上了所有的黑道关系 pressing every underworld connection.
但没人看到过罗宾 But no one had seen any sign of Robin.
煎熬中三周过去了, 渺无音讯 For three agonizing weeks there was nothing.
然后有一晚我们收到了一封邀请信 Then one night, we were sent an invitation.
阿克汉姆 Arkham.
阿克汉姆疯人院当时已经搬到一座安保严密的新大楼里 The asylum had been moved to a newer, high-security building.
旧院址大部分已经废弃 The old building had been partially demolished
像块腐烂的伤疤伫立在那里 and hung open like a rotting wound.
嘘, 乖宝贝, 别出声 Hush, little baby, don't say a word
妈妈会给你买一只反舌鸟 Mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird
如果那反舌鸟不唱歌 And if that mocking bird don't sing
妈妈会给你买一枚钻戒 Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
如果那钻戒变黄铜 And if that diamond ring turns brass
妈妈会给你买一架望远镜 Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass
如果那望远镜破掉了 And if that looking glass gets broke
布丁, 来客人啦! Pudding, company!
大家好! 欢迎来到我们幸福的家 Hello there! Welcome to our happy home.
罗宾在哪? Where's Robin?
罗宾? Robin?
这里没什么罗宾 There's no Robin here.
也许他说的是咱们的小小丑 Maybe he means our little J.
当然了! 应该就是! Of course! That's it!
别偷看哦 No peeking.
妈妈的小帮手 Mommy's little helper.
你知道, 小蝙蝠, 我们已经你来我往玩了很多年 You know, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for years.
度过了不少愉快的时光, 不过悲哀的是 It's been loads of laughs, but the sad fact is
盛年不再来 none of us are getting any younger.
岁月不待人 That old clock's a-ticking.
说得好, 小熊 Quite right, pooh.
哈利和我在考虑是时候组建家庭了 And Harley and I were thinking it was time to start a family.
在我们家族里新添一个小小丑 Add a Joker Junior to our merry brood.
但比起享受生孩子的快乐 But rather than go through all the joy of childbirth
我们更愿意领养一个 we decided to adopt.
我们没法合法领养 We couldn't do it legally
但随即我们想到你总是有几个多余的小孩在身边 but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around.
所以我们就借了一个 So we borrowed one.
不 No.
我的上帝! My God!
他当然需要一些加工. 哪个孩子不需要呢? He needed a little molding of course. What kid doesn't?
但之后我们会爱他如亲生的 But in time we came to love him as our own.
打个招呼, 小小丑 Say hello, J.J.
罗宾! 罗宾! Robin! Robin!
蒂姆, 我是芭芭拉. 能听见我说话吗? Tim, it's Barbara. Can you hear me?
罗宾! 站住! Robin! Stop!
别插手, 蝙蝠妹! Hands off, Brat-girl!
甜心, 把妈妈的火箭炮拿过来 Sweetie, get Mommy's bazooka.
你怎么能帮小丑做出这种事来, 哈利? How could you help Joker do it, Harley?
好吧, 也许他对那孩子严厉了些, 不过我会弥补的 Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little, but I'll make it right.
对, 你可是他妈的年度母亲 Yeah, you're mother of the stinking year.
哈! 你等着瞧 Ha! You'll see.
我们会是个快乐的大家庭 We'll be one big, happy family.
乖孩子! Good boy!
怎么了, 蝙蝠侠? What's the matter, Batman?
不回我两句俏皮话了? 也不威胁我了? No witty comeback? No threat?
那么就由我来讲故事吧 Then I'll provide the narration.
家庭回忆录 OUR FAMILY MEMORIES
首先介绍我是如何将这男孩的大脑给大卸八块的 I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind.
尽管一开始, 他很勇敢地试图反抗 Though, he bravely tried to fight it at first.
如果你能看到他如此强壮一定会很自豪 You would have been proud to see him so strong!
但是很快 But all too soon
血清和电击发挥作用了 the serums and the shocks took their toll.
这亲爱的男孩开始跟我分享他的宝贵秘密 the dear lad began to share such secrets with me.
只有我知道的秘密 Secrets that are mine alone to know
布鲁斯 Bruce.
这是真的, 小蝙蝠, 我知道了一切 It's true, Batsy. I know everything.
就像偷拆圣诞礼物的孩子 And like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents
我必须得承认我很失望 I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic.
在所有表面的狂暴和蝙蝠镖之下 Behind all the Sturm and batarangs
你只是个披着戏装的孩子, 哭爹喊娘 you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy.
如果你不至于这么悲催, 这本该是个有趣的游戏 It'd be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.
哦, 不管了! 我还是照笑不误 Oh, what the heck! I'll laugh anyway.
如果你不喜欢着电影, 我还有幻灯片呢 If you don't like the movie, I've got slides.
我要把你撕成两半 I'll break you in two.
哦, 蝙蝠侠 Oh, Batman.
如果你有胆子那么做, N年前你就下手了 If you had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago.
反之, 我 I, on the other hand
你输了, 蝙蝠侠 You've lost, Batman.
罗宾是我的 Robin is mine.
你最后听到的声音将是我们的笑声 The last sound you hear will be our laughter.
接着, 小家伙 Here you go, sonny-boy.
给爹地争口气, 完成最后一击吧 Make daddy proud. Deliver the punch line.
蒂姆 Tim.
快开枪! Do it!
这可不好玩, 这可不 That's not funny. That's not
好了, 蒂姆, 好了 It's okay, Tim. It's okay.
我们把小丑深埋在阿克汉姆的地下 We buried the Joker deep beneath Arkham.
唯一知道那晚发生了什么的外人只有我父亲 首任Gordon警长 The only other person who knew what happened that night was my father, the first commissioner Gordon.
他承诺会替我们保守秘密 He promissed to keep our secret.
因为他最后一案的残酷手段 With his last act of cruelty
小丑让我们所有人都涉嫌妥协和欺瞒 the Joker had tainted us all with compromise and deception.
我想他还是笑到了最后 I suppose he had the last laugh after all.
我想他的女朋友也是这么认为的 I'm assuming his girlfriend bought it too.
我们从没找到她的尸体 但我很怀疑她会到现在才开始惹麻烦 We never found her body, but I doubt she'd be starting trouble now.
蒂姆呢? And Tim?
我们有个值得信任的朋友, 莱斯利·汤普金斯医生 We had a trusted friend, Dr. Leslie Thompkins.
她用了一年的时间才让蒂姆恢复理智 It took her a year, but she was able to help Tim back to sanity.
但, 毕竟跟之前还是不一样了 Still, things were never really the same.
布鲁斯禁止蒂姆再当罗宾 Bruce forbade Tim to be Robin again.
他把发生的一切都怪在自己身上 发誓他不会再让他年轻的助手遇险 He blamed himself for what happened and swore he'd never endanger another young partner.
蒂姆不久之后就离开了, 决定自己单干 Tim left us soon after that, determined to make it on his own.
他们和好了吗? Did they patch it up?
蒂姆尝试过一两次, 但你知道布鲁斯 我还会偶尔去看望下蒂姆 Tim tried once or twice, but you know Bruce. I check up on Tim now and then.
他现在是个高级通讯工程师. 结婚了, 有几个孩子 He's a top-level communications engineer, married, couple kids.
鉴于发生的种种, 他过得很不错嘛 Not too bad, all things concerned.
他值得拥有一个好结局 He deserved a happy ending.
但最了解那一夜情况的人就是他 But he still has the most likely connection to that night.
这边看起来没问题. 我要到碟子上去了 It looks okay on this side. I'm going up to the dish.
你或许应该现身, 老远我就听见你了 You might as well show yourself. I heard you a mile away.
我不再是神奇小子了, 但当年训练的效果还在 I'm no Boy Wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away.
甚至到了我的年龄 Even at my age.
蒂姆·德雷克 Tim Drake.
你听说布鲁斯的事了吗? You heard about Bruce?
芭芭拉告诉我了. 真是太不幸了 Barbara told me. That was too bad.
你看起来不是很伤心 You're not too broken up.
不管你是怎么想的, 我与那件事无关 I had nothing to do with it, despite what you might be thinking.
听到小丑再现的消息, 我跟所有人一样吃惊 When the Joker reappeared, I was just as surprised as anyone.
芭芭拉有告诉你细节吗? Barb told you the gory details?
多多少少 More or less.
听着, 事情已经过去差不多40年了 Look, it's been almost 40 years.
虽然不容易, 但我已经学会承受并且继续生活 It wasn't easy, but I managed to put it to bed and go on with my life.
总有一天你也会的. 我们都一样 You'll have to do it yourself one day. We all did.
我们都竭尽全力, 但最终对于老爷子来说那还是不够好 We gave our best, but in the end that wasn't good enough for the old man.
你后悔了, 德雷克先生? Regrets, Mr. Drake?
在我年轻的时候 我有时会想我会一直一直干下去然后有一天 When I was younger, part of me thought I would go on and on and someday.
斗篷, 制服, 扮演英雄, 这都是小孩子的游戏 Capes, costumes, playing hero. It was kids' stuff.
布鲁斯也许是帮了我一个忙 Bruce probably did me a favor.
最后我对这一切是如此厌倦 我再也不想看那愚蠢的罗宾制服一眼 In the end I was so sick of it, I never wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again.
有些事情永远不会变 Some things never change.
你们离开的时候都心怀怨恨吗? Were all of you that bitter when you left?
说到这个, 麦克金尼斯 Comes with the territory, McGinnis.
什么时候去找夜翼聊聊吧, 他的故事才精彩! Look up Nightwing, someday. has he got stories!
德雷克是清白的. 我还得去查一条线索 Drake's clean. I've got one more lead to check out.
绝对怨恨布鲁斯·韦恩的某人 Someone with a definite grudge against Bruce Wayne.
鱼子酱, 轻音乐, 美人相伴 Caviar, soft music and charming company.
艾米亲爱的, 我简直想不到更好的方法 Amy, my dear, I can't think of any better way
来庆祝我被擢升为韦恩企业的CEO to celebrate my ascension to CEO of Wayne Enterprises.
-我也是 -我也是 -Me neither. -Me neither.
你? 艾米在哪里? You? Where's Amy?
恐怕没赶上登船 Missed the boat, I'm afraid.
调转船头 Turn the yacht around!
别激动, 老板. 我们是来谈生意的 Detox, boss man. We're here to talk business.
我们得快点, 小狼很容易晕船 We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy.
我们的生意已经结束了 Our business is concluded.
你们已经拿到了想要的器材 You've got the equipment you wanted.
我给了你们安全密码, 让你们能够 I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab
在那些笨蛋去刺杀韦恩的时候洗劫实验室 while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne.
无论如何, 命令就是杀死韦恩 Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow.
那样你才能当老大 That means you get to stay top dog.
大家都开心 And everyone's happy.
那为什么你们还在这里? So why are you here?
因为策划这一切的大哥觉得你是个疏漏 The big guy who originally put us in contact just decided you're a loose end.
而疏漏应该被弥补 And loose ends should be tied up.
放开我! Let me go!
抓到他了 Got him.
快撤吧, 孩子们 Then amscray pronto, kiddies.
接下来要四处开花啦 Things are going to start popping.
我们走! Let's go!
我没搞清状况前谁都不能走 No one's leaving until I get answers.
不, 你这蠢才! 快逃! No, you idiot! Not now!
他们跑了! They're getting away!
对, 而且我认为他们跑得很明智 Yeah, and I think they've got a good reason!
-出什么事了? -抓紧了! -What's happening? -Hang on!
我们看到有爆炸 We saw the explosion.
关于那个你们可以问这位普赖斯先生 You can ask Mr. Pryce about that.
我? 跟我毫无关系 Me? I had nothing to do with it.
是吗? That right?
我给了你们安全密码, 让你们能够 I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab
在那些笨蛋去刺杀韦恩的时候洗劫实验室 while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne.
我要见我的律师 I want my lawyer.
我想警长也会很高兴听到这个的. 晚安 I think the commissioner would like to hear this too. Night.
我没辙了 I'm spent.
每条线索都断了, 而小丑还逍遥法外 Every lead I had has gone face-down, and the Joker's still out there.
你有什么主意? What have you got?
我不知道, 狗狗 I don't know, pup.
如果我是合格的蝙蝠侠, 我现在早就该破案了 If I was the Batman I was supposed to be, I'd have cracked this by now
我应该知道要用电脑搜些什么 would have punched the right data into the computer
或者想起某条被所有人忽略的线索 or remembered that one clue everyone else overlooked.
事情没你想得那么简单 It's rarely that simple.
-你觉得怎么样? -糟透了 -How are you feeling? -Lousy.
戈登跟我说了蒂姆·德雷克的事 Gordon told me what happened to Tim Drake.
那就是我为什么不想让你跟小丑交手 That's why I didn't want you going up against the Joker
不管他是真诗假 impostor or not.
没有对你老搭档不敬的意思, 但我是个完全不同的蝙蝠侠 Nothing against your old partners, but I'm a completely different Batman.
我从来没有当过罗宾, 我从来没有-- I was never a Robin, I never--
等等 Wait.
小丑打破了所有的柜子 Joker smashed up the cases
但为什么他单单就毁了这件制服? but why was this the only costume he went out of his way to destroy?
罗宾让他吃了枪子 Robin did shoot him.
于是这是鬼魂复仇? 我可不信. 我跟德雷克谈过了 A ghost out for revenge? I don't buy it. I talked to Drake.
比起小丑, 他更讨厌这件制服 He's got less love for that costume than the Joker.
我想他可能以某种方式牵涉其中 I think somehow he's behind this.
这想法太疯狂了 That's crazy.
德雷克也很疯狂, 曾经 So was Drake, once.
看, 这是现在已知的被小丑帮偷走的所有东西 Look, here's the readout of everything we know the Jokerz have stolen.
现在让我们把它们整合成某种通讯专家使用的工具 Now let's combine those into something that would be used by a communications expert.
水平与蒂姆·德雷克相当的专家 Someone of Tim Drake's caliber.
卫星干扰系统 Satellite jamming system.
用了这个就能进入卫星防御系统 Whoever uses this can access satellite defense systems
然后指哪打哪 and fire them at will.
某人已经开过火了 Someone already has.
我曾怀疑乔丹·普赖斯是小丑 I suspected Jordan Pryce might be the Joker
但小丑帮在你公司的游艇上差点杀了普赖斯 but the Jokerz were on your company yacht trying to slag Pryce.
我在船被炸成碎片前救出了他 I got him off before it was blasted to splinters.
我真不想这么说, 但我想你的小知更鸟 已经长成了一只满腹仇恨的老乌鸦 I hate to say it but I think your little Robin is turned into a bitter old crow.
他一定是这个新版小丑的幕后人物 He's gotta be the brains behind this new Joker.
这很难接受, 但除了他还可能是谁呢? It's harsh, but who else is there?
整装出发 Suit up.
开车出去, 查清事实, 我在这里指挥你 Take the car and check it out. I'll monitor you from here.
不是说一切都交给警察吗? What happened to leaving it to the cops?
这不是他们能应付的 Not their game.
我还要带上点东西 There's something else I want to take with me.
德雷克, 我知道你跟小丑有勾结 Drake, I know you're the connection to the Joker.
别装作听不见我 Don't pretend you didn't hear me.
全息影像 Hologram.
你猜中了, 冒牌蝙蝠 You guessed it, Batfake!
总是不高兴的德雷克先生的确在为我工作 The disgruntled Mr. Drake is indeed in my employ.
他花了好多年才看清谁才会是最终的赢家 Took him a few years, but he figured out who ran the real winning team.
这是一颗山姆大叔的轨道防御卫星 This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites.
骇伯龙型号, 镭射武装 Hyperion class, laser-armed.
用起来很方便的小玩意, 可以打击敌方导弹 Handy litlle gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles
或者制造一场世界级的恶作剧 or giving someone a world-class hotfoot.
把这看成是一场大型的城市涂鸦 (urban tagging: 帮派们用涂鸦标记领地) Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale
提醒所有人这都是小丑的领地 reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory.
你要试图来阻止我们, 热烈欢迎 You're welcome to try and stop us
不过我可不觉得你有任何胜算. 再见 but I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon. Toodles.
想我吗? Miss me?
计算机, 姓名搜索乔丽·杰克 Computer, search for the name Jolly Jack.
废弃糖果工厂. 正是他的风格 Abandoned candy factory. Just his style.
Wayne, 我觉得我找到了点线索 Wayne, I think I've got something.
下载这地图, 通知戈登派人过去 Download this transmition and tell Gordon to have her men at that address.
-我要-- -你真是个肮脏的告密者 -I'm gonna-- -Aren't you the nasty tattletale?
还没等我玩尽兴就出卖了我 Ratting me out before I have my fun.
爸爸要打屁股了 Papa spank.
是, 我知道! Yeah, I know!
这么刺激我最好还是快坐下来! I'd better sit down before I bust a gut!
待会见, 小朋友! Catch you later, kiddo!
那玩意儿停了. 我去追他 It's stopped. I'm going after him.
打中了! Gotcha!
Ace Ace.
蝙蝠犬真乖 Good bat-dog.
他去了哪儿? Where'd he go?
你给我当心! Watch it!
你才给我当心! You watch it!
是他! It's him!
解决两个 Double down.
可爱的游乐室. 你看得到吗, 韦恩? Lovely playroom. You getting this, Wayne?
我看到了. 你要当心小丑 I see it. You keep your eyes open for the Joker.
蒂姆 Tim.
起来, 德雷克 Get up, Drake.
什么? 是谁? What? Who is it?
小丑在哪? Where's the Joker?
小丑? Joker?
别装了, 我知道你跟他是一伙的 Drop the act. I know you're working with him.
不, 小丑已经走了. 我不知道他在哪, 真的 No, Joker's gone. I don't know where he is, really.
制服传感器没有检测到脉搏波动 Suit sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations.
他说的是真话 It's the truth.
我已经洗手不干了. 我有了家庭和家人 I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family.
我很多年前就退休了. 那都是小孩子的游戏 I gave this up years ago. Kids' stuff. That's all it was.
这也许是真话, 但他还是不对劲 It may be the truth, but he's still whacked.
玩耍和游戏. 神奇小子扮英雄 Fun and games. Boy Wonder playing the hero.
打击坏蛋, 不会有人受 Fighting the bad guys and no one ever gets.
哦, 上帝 Oh, God.
我杀了他 I killed him.
我不是故意的 I didn't mean to.
我那么努力地想要忘掉 I tried so hard to forget.
但我还是会听到那声枪响, 还是会看到他死后脸上的笑 But I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile.
夜复一夜, 噩梦愈演愈烈 Every night the dreams get stronger.
我一合眼他就出现, 或低语, 或大笑 He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing
对我说我其实跟他一样坏, 我们是一丘之貉! telling me I'm just as bad as he is, we're both the same.
我来叫救护车 I'm calling an ambulance.
不, 我没事. 原谅我, 特里 No, I'm all right. Forgive me, Terry.
令人恶心的久远回忆就像堆腐败的牡蛎在我体内翻腾 Old, nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters.
真的没什么大不了 Nothing really.
现在我已经完全没事了 I'm perfectly fine now.
你怎么知道我的名字? How do you know my name?
没有什么关于你的事是我不知道的, 冒牌蝙蝠 There's nothing about you I don't know, Batfake.
特里! Terry!
休息会儿吧, 孩子 Have a time-out, kid.
可不能让你太早来搅局 Can't let you spoil the party too soon.
还有布鲁斯, 我知道你在这小猢狲身上装了摄像头 And Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey-boy wired somehow.
那真是太棒了, 因为我不想你错过接下来的每一分钟 That's just peachy, because I want you to see every minute of this.
这才是压轴表演 It's a killer.
天哪 My God.
哦, 这一套我永远都玩不厌! Oh, I never get tired of that!
德雷克? Drake?
你是小丑? You're the Joker?
那个没用的白痴甚至没意识到我借用了他的皮囊 That flabby oaf doesn't even realize I'm using him as a time-share.
这个伟大的恶作剧得归功于 Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius
多年前的那个天才 years ahead of my time.
罗宾在我手里的那几个星期 In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage
我在他身上进行了我最伟大的实验 l used him as the subject of my greatest experiment.
利用我四处偷学的 Utilizing cutting-edge genetics technology
尖端遗传技术 which I had pinched here and there
我把自己的DNA编码在一个芯片上 l encoded my DNA on a microchip
然后把它植入到小鸟儿的小脑袋里 and set it into bird-boy's birdbrain.
就在这儿 Here.
我的一切都一直甜甜沉睡在 Everything that was me has been a-sleeping all comfy and cozy
蒂姆·德雷克的潜意识里 inside Tim Drake's subconscious.
一开始, 我只能短时间地占用他的身体 At first, I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body.
我用他身体做了什么他都一无所知 He's not aware of what I do
只把所有残留的回忆都归结为噩梦 chalking up any lingering memories to bad dreams.
如果他的家人想念他了, 我就给老婆打个电话, 告诉她: If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her:
"我要加班, 亲爱的" "l'm working late, honey."
现在我已经能够随心所欲地变身 The changes come at will now
很快我就能永久性地占用他的身体 and soon I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently.
小丑先生起死回生了, 宝贝! Mr. J's on the rebound, baby!
整座城市都将因我的回归燃起兴奋的火焰! My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on fire!
那么我该选择哪里作为爆炸的起点呢? So where should I make ground zero?
哥谭综合医院, 接收治疗我们英雄的小女友黛娜的地方? Gotham General, where our hero's dear little Dana is recuperating?
还是这儿, 玛丽·麦克金尼斯夫人的幸福花园? Or here, in the happy garden of Mrs. Mary McGinnis?
我一直认为在生活中经历一些重大悲剧事件 I always think it adds resonance to a hero's mission
对于英雄的塑造很有帮助 to have some defining element of tragedy in his background
你不这样认为吗? don't you?
啊, 但那个独一无二的引爆点 Ah, but the one and only kick off point
必然是宏伟的韦恩庄园 must be stately Wayne Manor.
霎时间灰飞烟灭 Gone in a flash
布鲁斯会来不及逃命或者呼救的 before Brucie can hobble to safety or mount a rescue.
不过别担心 Don't worry, though.
其他地方我也会公平对待的 I'll be hitting those other spots soon enough.
永别了, 布鲁斯 Adios, Brucie.
我想你作为我合格的对手, 也许我该对你表示点敬意 I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that
但真相是, 我真的恨你恨得要命 but the truth is, I really did hate your guts.
你觉得怎么样, 孩子? 有什么遗言要对老蝙蝠说吗? What about it, kid? Any last words for the old Batfart?
有啊. 咬他 Yeah. Sic him.
Ace, 过来! Ace, here!
干得好! Attaboy!
你完了, 史努比 End of the line, Snoopy.
不! No!
哦, 太好了 Oh, good.
激光束冲这里过来了 The beam's headed here.
现在我得重头开始了 Now I'll have to start all over again.
谢谢你毁了一切, 孩子. 待会见 Thanks for wrecking everything, kid. See you around.
慢着 Hold it.
哦, 放聪明点, 年轻人 Oh, wise up, junior.
游戏结束了! Game's over!
-我要带你去局子 -是啊 -I'm taking you in. -Right.
你太高估自己了, 麦克金尼斯 You're out of your league, McGinnis.
我知道巅峰时期的蝙蝠侠与罗宾的所有伎俩 I know every trick the original Batman and Robin knew at their peak.
也许吧, 但你对我一无所知 Maybe, but you don't know a thing about me.
你? You?
你有什么好了解的? 你就是个混混 What's to know? You're a punk.
一个讨厌的外行 A rank amateur.
一个被年迈老头使唤得团团转的制服小跟班 A costumed errand boy taking orders from a senile old man.
当然, 如果你想要的是尖叫的话 Still, if it's a whooping you're wanting.
这就对了. 还是快逃命吧 That's right. Better to run and save yourself.
速度还真快 That's about your speed.
来吧, 小丑 Let's dance, bozo.
他很强. 有什么建议吗, 老板? He's tough. Any suggestions, boss?
小丑很自大, 还喜欢废话, 企图让你分心, 但别听他的 Joker is vain and likes to talk and try to distract you, but don't listen.
装作什么也没听到, 只管进攻 Block it out and power through.
等等 Wait.
我也喜欢废话 I like to talk too.
-你在做什么? -下流招数 -What are you doing? -Fighting dirty.
真正的蝙蝠侠永远不会-- The real Batman would never--
说过了, 你对我一无所知 Told you, you didn't know me.
有趣的家伙 Funny guy.
我可没觉得你有趣 Can't say the same for you.
无理的小子. 你以为你在跟谁说话 Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to?
反正不是个喜剧演员, 我可以告诉你 Not a comedian, I'll tell ya that.
闭嘴! Shut your mouth!
真正的蝙蝠侠从不跟你多费口舌, 是吗? The real Batman never talked to you much, did he?
那就是为什么你一直对他那么关注 That's why you were so fixated on him.
别跟我玩心理分析学家那套, 男孩! Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
哦, 我不用拿心理分析的学位也能看清你 Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out.
你一次次回来的真正原因 The real reason you kept coming back
是你从来就没能成功逗那老爷子笑一下 was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
我听不下去了 I'm not hearing this.
你搞搞清楚, 小丑, 他根本就没有幽默感 Get a clue, clownie. He's got no sense of humor.
听了再好笑的笑话他也无动于衷 He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape.
-何况你的笑话还都很烂 -闭嘴. 闭嘴! -Not that you ever had a good joke. -Shut up. Shut up!
我是说, 握手震? 喷液花? 太逊了! I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers? Lame!
好料都到哪里去了? 做个鬼脸, 脱个裤子, 来点劲爆的! Where's the A material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
出来! Show yourself!
你让我想笑, 不过只是因为我觉得你太可悲了 You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kind of pathetic.
别再说了! Stop that!
你掉进一缸酸液里, 皮肤都给漂白了 You fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached
然后就决定成为超级反派 then decided to become a super villain.
怎么, 你就不能去当个牛仔小丑? What? You couldn't get work as a rodeo clown?
你怎么敢笑我! Don't you dare laugh at me!
怎么了? 我还以为小丑一直想要逗蝙蝠侠笑呢 Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh.
你不是蝙蝠侠! You're not Batman!
来呀, 麦克金尼斯! Come on, McGinnis!
现在笑啊, 你这个可怜的小混混! 笑啊! Laugh it up now, you miserable little punk! Laugh!
我听不到! I can't hear you!
放心, 有我在你没事了 Easy, I've got you.
这我早就想到了 Way ahead of you.
迪莉娅·迪尼斯和迪德瑞·迪尼斯, 你们的奶奶付了保释费 Delia and Deidre Dennis, your grandmother's paid your bail.
你们可以出去了, 在审讯期间都由她监管 You're being released to her custody, pending your trial.
-哦 -太好了 -Oh. -Joy.
你们这两个小流氓 You rotten little scamps!
我尽我所能照顾你们, 这就是你们给我的回报? I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get!
奶奶伤心透了! Break a grandmother's heart!
-我希望他们能重重地判你们! -哦, 别说了, 哈利奶奶 -I hope they throw the book at you! -Oh, shut up, Nana Harley.
你不用为我掩盖真相, 芭芭拉 You didn't have to cover up for me, Barbara.
小丑已经走了, 蒂姆. 你当时只是身不由己 The Joker's gone, Tim. You were just along for the ride.
你感觉怎么样, 德雷克先生? How are you doing, Mr. Drake?
蒂姆, 这是特里·麦克金尼斯 Tim, this is Terry McGinnis.
-我们那晚见过了 -我们有吗? -We met the other night. -We did?
哦, 我欠你很多 I owe you big time.
不用在意 Forget it.
无论如何, 布鲁斯找到了一个最好的接班人 For what it's worth, Bruce couldn't have chosen anyone better to put on the mask.
能听到你这么说, 对我意义很大 Coming from you, that means everything.
有时候重要的事情总是说不出口 Sometimes the important things go unsaid.
如果说我有学到一件事, 那就是要对你生命中的人表示感激 If there's one thing I've learned you've got to appreciate the people in your life
,,,在你还有机会的时候 while you have the chance.
不是每个人都能够表达出那些感情的, 蒂姆 Not everyone is capable of expressing that, Tim.
无论他们内心的感受有多强烈 No matter how much they might feel it in their heart.
我知道 I know.
你来这里做什么? What are you doing here?
这是我该来的地方 It's where I should be.
特里 Terry.
我一直在想之前你对我说的话 I've been thinking about what you once told me.
你错了 You were wrong.
并不是蝙蝠侠让你变得有价值 It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile.
而是你让蝙蝠侠变得有价值 It's the other way around.
别让你自己怀疑这点 Never tell yourself anything different.
谢谢 Thanks.
你好, 蒂姆 Hello, Tim.
嗨, 老爷子 Hi, old man.