1 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:10,080 Oh, my God, you cleaned! Look at these floors! 2 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,920 You did the windows! I have been begging you for months! And you did, you cleaned. 3 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:19,000 -And nagging works! -No, I didn't actually do this. 4 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:22,840 Oh, no. Was I cleaning in my sleep again? 5 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,440 No, it wasn't you. 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,240 -Well, then, who? -I got a maid. Yay! 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:34,080 I hope by "maid" you mean "mistress" because if some other woman was cleaning.. 8 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:37,720 Now, honey, I know you don't like to relinquish control. 9 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,240 "Relinquish" is just a fancy word for "lose." 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:47,640 She's nice, and she mentioned that she adored the way you arranged the sponges. 11 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,880 Did she really say that? 12 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,640 Yes, I distinctly remember because I thought it was a joke. 13 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,840 -Now, just give her a chance, okay? -Fine, I can do it. 14 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,440 -What's the matter? -Usually when I'm this anxious, I clean. 15 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,720 Whose cell phone is that? It's just so annoying. Everywhere you go. 16 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,680 I think it's coming from your bag. 17 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,280 I never get calls! 18 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,080 Hello? 19 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:03,160 Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween party. Ursula's fiance. 20 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,840 Oh, my God, Eric, hi! Wait, how'd you get this number? 21 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,120 I have a friend who's a cop, and he got it for me. 22 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:15,160 Wow. What an incredible violation and wonderful surprise! 23 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,360 Listen, I just.. I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula. 24 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,200 Oh, you did? He did it, he did it! 25 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,680 -What did he do? -I'm talking! 26 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:31,600 Anyway, I was wondering if you were the sort of person who eats lunch? 27 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,280 Are you asking me out? 28 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,800 Because it'd be kind of weird since you just broke up with my sister. 29 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,480 Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. Bye. 30 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:47,480 No, no. Wait! I was just saying that so you'd think I was a good person. 31 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,480 Fight for me. 32 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,280 I won't take "no" for an answer. 33 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,920 Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. 34 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:00,280 I can be at your apartment in two hours. 35 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,800 Great. How do you know where I live? 36 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,480 I've got friends too. 37 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:06,880 Okay, bye. 38 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,040 Oh, my God, I'm going out with Eric! 39 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:14,680 This day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. 40 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,680 Oh, Ross, I can't make lunch. 41 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:23,000 So apparently I'm available for lunch. 42 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,720 I can't. I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting. 43 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,320 You're moving? 44 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,480 I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. 45 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:35,240 I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doing?" 46 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,000 So does Joey know you're moving? 47 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,000 I haven't discussed it with him, but I know he'll be relieved. 48 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:45,920 Last week, he brought this girl over, and I talked to her about morning sickness. 49 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,400 Then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book. 50 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,080 -That's not really porn? -Not so much. 51 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:58,160 I heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died. 52 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:04,080 Oh, my God. Was she old? Does she have a view? 53 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,680 I don't know, but how great would that be? You living in my building? 54 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,760 I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want.. 55 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,440 with your permission. 56 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:18,480 That really would be great. Well, can we see it? 57 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:22,120 Maybe we shouldn't. I mean, if she just died this morning. 58 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,520 Yeah. No. No, you're right. 59 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:31,480 -Shall we? -Yeah. 60 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,200 Yes? 61 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,280 Hi. I'm Ross Geller. I live in the building. 62 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,880 And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building. 63 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:54,080 I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss. 64 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,440 -She didn't pass away. -What? 65 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:01,080 -My mother's still alive. -Oh, thank God! 66 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,480 It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but she's a tough old bird. 67 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,280 Are you close with her? 68 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:13,880 Of course. She and I would talk all the time.. 69 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,160 in the laundry room. 70 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,880 You speak Dutch? 71 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,680 You know, I would, but it's just too painful. 72 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,480 So she's really not dead. 73 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,880 No. She's hanging in there. 74 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:42,760 Could you tell me, is she hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two? 75 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:50,080 Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible. Where did you get it? 76 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,320 Oh, well.. I make it myself. 77 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:58,520 It's two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is.. 78 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,680 You know what? We just met. 79 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,720 Okay. I'm gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. 80 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,400 When I come back, I'll clean behind the refrigerator. 81 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,200 I love her. 82 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,280 I'll be back in a minute. 83 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,960 Okay. 84 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:21,480 -See? I told you. -She stole my jeans! 85 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,680 What? 86 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,880 I've been looking for them all week, and she is wearing them. 87 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:32,440 So she stole your pants and then came back and wore them in front of you? 88 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,480 Don't you see? It's the perfect crime! 89 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,640 She must have been planning this for years! 90 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,080 I'll prove it to you, okay. 91 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:46,200 I dropped a pen in my lap, and it left an ink stain on the crotch. 92 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,840 When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain! 93 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:58,480 Isn't it possible the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair? 94 00:06:58,680 --> 00:06:59,800 I guess. 95 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:05,880 Shouldn't we give her the benefit of the doubt before we snoop around her crotch? 96 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,520 Fine. I'm just glad I didn't give her my secret ingredient. 97 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,000 Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient? 98 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,360 Yeah. 99 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,480 -Hi. -Come in. I'm so glad you're here. 100 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:24,680 Yeah. Me too. 101 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:28,120 Not in the shaky, angry way that you are, though. 102 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,400 Sorry. I just saw Ursula. I had to get the engagement ring back. 103 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,760 Just seeing her brought it all back. 104 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,160 All the lies, the way she used me. 105 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:43,480 I just.. I get so angry, just looking at her.. 106 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:51,080 -Face. -Yeah. Yeah. 107 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:56,280 I'm sorry. It's just, when I look at you.. 108 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,480 I see her. 109 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:04,080 And when I see her, I get a little bit angry. 110 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,760 So where do you wanna eat? 111 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,720 Not that I'm not enjoying watching you flip out. 112 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,480 Sorry. 113 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,600 -Maybe this is too weird. -Wait. 114 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:21,240 There's only a problem when I look at you. 115 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,240 I got it. I got it. 116 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,400 No, don't tear out your eyes! 117 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:32,080 -I was just gonna take out my lenses. -Oh, yeah. Try that. 118 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,640 So is that better? 119 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,840 Not really. 120 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:46,240 You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're "Blursula." 121 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:51,800 Okay, wait. Maybe.. 122 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,240 If I just don't look at you for a while. 123 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:03,640 See? It works. I'm not angry at all anymore. This is a great date! 124 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,200 Yeah, not so much. 125 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,480 It's kind of hard to have a conversation. 126 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,440 Oh, no. Sure, we can have a conversation. 127 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,840 Tell me a little something about yourself. 128 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,000 Oh, me? 129 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,800 Look, Eric, turn around. 130 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:27,520 I like you, but it shouldn't be this hard. This is our first date. 131 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,000 First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and.. 132 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:36,520 "He just touched my hand, did he mean to?" and first kisses.. 133 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,800 Second kisses. 134 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,800 Thanks for the coffee, or: 135 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,160 Yeah, we're done. 136 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:10,600 Hey, Ross. You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools? 137 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,800 -Really? -No. 138 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,400 But I got Knicks tickets for you, me and Chandler. 139 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,920 Sweet! 140 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,240 And then afterwards, we can go to a strip joint. 141 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,200 -Really? -No. 142 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,320 All right, let's go. 143 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,320 I have to stop by my place. 144 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:33,720 To tape the game? You do this every time. You're not gonna be on TV! 145 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:36,680 No, I have to see if this apartment became available. 146 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:40,160 -You're switching apartments? -It's not for me, it's for Rachel. 147 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,320 -She has an apartment. -When the baby comes, she's gonna move. 148 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,440 -She is? -Yeah. 149 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,000 You didn't expect her to live there with the baby? 150 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,760 I didn't really think about it. 151 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,960 Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. 152 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,280 Damn it! 153 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,440 -Nice jeans. -Oh, thanks. 154 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:15,880 -I like your top. -Oh. You're not getting it. 155 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:26,880 -What happened? -Oh. I fell asleep! 156 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,440 I was thinking about taking my lunch break. 157 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:35,360 Will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll work up your appetite for lunch. 158 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,280 All right. 159 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,280 Hello. 160 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,360 What's going on? 161 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:08,280 I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before. Is this not okay? 162 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,680 I don't understand. 163 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,240 Why was your head just between my legs? 164 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,120 That's a fair question. 165 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:19,320 Well, my head was between your legs.. 166 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,480 because I find you very attractive. 167 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,920 Are you coming onto me? 168 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,240 Apparently. 169 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:30,480 -Hey. -Hey. 170 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:36,280 -How was the game? -It was okay. I ate way too much. 171 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,800 I was talking to Ross, and he said you were looking for a new place. 172 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:48,400 Yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go. 173 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,720 I was kind of hoping you'd stay. 174 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,520 Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here. 175 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:01,120 No room? It's a baby. It's, like, this big. 176 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,200 You could put it over here. 177 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,400 Or we could put it right here. It's cute, right? 178 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,920 Or put it over here. You wouldn't even notice it. 179 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,320 "Where's the baby?" "Oh, it's right over.." 180 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,640 Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it. 181 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:23,120 A baby changes everything. They cry all the time. 182 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,920 Imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score with a screaming baby. 183 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,480 I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy. 184 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,320 It's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't. 185 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:38,520 It would disrupt your entire life. 186 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:43,920 It's just.. I love living with you so much. 187 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:48,080 -I wish things didn't have to change. -I know. 188 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,120 You know, I blame Ross for this. 189 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,520 I do too, a little bit. 190 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,960 I'm gonna miss you. 191 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,680 You're the hottest roommate I ever had. 192 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,000 Oh, no, I have to go. I have a massage appointment. 193 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,960 No, stay here. We'll keep doing this. I'll pay you. 194 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,320 No, I've gotten in trouble for that before. 195 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,880 -I'll see you later? -Absolutely. 196 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,240 I love the way you kiss. 197 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:28,920 Really? That's the thing I'm worst at! You'll see. 198 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,480 Hey. 199 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,320 -Hey. I think Brenda needs a raise. -How come? 200 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,200 Because I put my head between her legs. 201 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,200 -To see her pants? -They're my pants! 202 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,200 Are you sure? Did you see the stain? 203 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:51,440 No. I was getting into position, and then everything went dark. 204 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,360 She is not stealing from us, okay. Will you let this go? 205 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,320 Fine. 206 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,800 -She's wearing my bra! -Oh, dear God! 207 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,600 My pink, flowered bra! I recognize the strap! 208 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,960 Yet you don't recognize that you're crazy? 209 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,640 Here's the plan. I'm going to leave, and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra. 210 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,520 Here's another plan. No. 211 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,840 I would do it, but she thinks I'm attracted to her. 212 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,520 -Why? -Did you not hear where my head was? 213 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,000 We're a team. We're in this together. 214 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,920 I fear a jury will see it the same way. 215 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,240 Do this for me. I catch you looking at women's breasts all the time. 216 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,560 You see that? 217 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,200 Do you see this? 218 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,960 All right, yes. Okay. I get your point. 219 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,880 But if it's not her bra, will you just let the woman clean? 220 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:55,240 Yes. You'll know it's mine because on the right cup, there's a very noticeable rip. 221 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,120 You need new clothes. 222 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,600 -Hi. How is she? -It's not looking good. 223 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,840 Well, I brought her some bloemen. 224 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:20,520 That's so sweet. Would you like to say goodbye? It would mean a lot to her. 225 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,920 Oh, I don't know that it would. 226 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,520 -Well, her memory is pretty much gone. -All right, then. 227 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,120 -Hey! -Welcome back. 228 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:45,000 -Shall we pick up from where we left off? -I'm still tired from this afternoon. 229 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,320 -Why? -The sex. 230 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,360 -What sex? -Our sex. 231 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,840 We didn't have sex. 232 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,480 If I didn't have sex with you, I had sex with somebody that looked like.. 233 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,720 -You had sex with Ursula? -A little bit. 234 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,840 She walked in, I thought she was you and I kissed her and.. 235 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:14,120 -You didn't notice different clothes? -I was just so excited to see you. 236 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,400 -This is too weird. -No, it's not. I don't wanna lose you. 237 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:25,440 It's like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love.. 238 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,720 Yeah. It's too weird. 239 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,640 So I guess this is it. 240 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,840 Yeah. 241 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,120 Maybe it's for the best. 242 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,000 -You smell just like her. -Yeah, so do you. 243 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:03,080 -What are you doing? -I'm leaning. 244 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,680 This is where I lean. 245 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,240 Okay. 246 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,920 -Brenda, a bee! -What? 247 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:18,520 It's flown into your blouse, and you better undo your buttons lest it sting you. 248 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,800 -I think I know what's going on here. -You do? 249 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,920 Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian.. 250 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,320 but it's wrong. You're married. 251 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,640 -I totally understand. -Okay, good. 252 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,440 Could I just see your bra? 253 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,440 Hi. 254 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,880 -Where'd you get those jeans? -You gave them to me. 255 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,720 -No, I didn't! -All right, I took them. 256 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,480 I figured it'd be okay because you've got a big ink stain on the crotch. 257 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:59,320 -Oh, no! Did you take my bra too? -What bra? 258 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:04,120 -The pink one with the flowers. -You mean the one you're wearing? 259 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,200 I quit! 260 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,240 Sounds about right. 261 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,120 What is this? 262 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,800 This is just to give you an idea. 263 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,280 We can put screens here so that the baby has privacy.. 264 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,440 and maybe a mobile over the crib.. 265 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:35,320 and here's a baby monitor which, till the baby comes, we can use as walkie-talkies. 266 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,400 You're so sweet! 267 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:44,120 Oh, my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! 268 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,560 That's really just to show where the baby would go. 269 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,200 Why don't I hold on to him so there's no confusion. 270 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:03,200 Joey, the baby is gonna be crying. It's gonna be loud. 271 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,880 -I'm loud. -It's gonna be up all night. 272 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,240 -I'm up all night. -It's gonna poop. 273 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,720 Hello! 274 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,720 What about all the women? 275 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,520 If I'm bringing home a woman who can't stand a baby.. 276 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,760 then maybe I don't wanna be with that woman. 277 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:24,520 Or maybe we'll do it in the bathroom of the club! 278 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,840 But I won't say stuff like that around the baby. 279 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,080 Joey, are you sure? 280 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:34,000 Yeah. Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay.. 281 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:39,360 but it'll also be really, really great. 282 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,680 Please, Rachel, I really want you to stay. 283 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:49,280 I want me to stay too. Thank you. 284 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:55,800 -Joey, look at this crib. It's so cute. -I know. I found it on the street. 285 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,920 Are you..? Really? This is in such good condition. 286 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,320 Whoa! What's under the cover? 287 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:04,760 -I don't know. -It's moving. 288 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,160 It's got a tail! Get it out of here! 289 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,920 Okay! 290 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,800 Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? 291 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,960 Because her dying wish was for one last kiss. 292 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,720 And because I'm such a strong, strapping alleenstaande.. 293 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,760 I had to carry her body to the lobby. 294 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,680 You know, and she was not a slight woman. 295 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,080 But I don't care, because you got the apartment. Yes! 296 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:47,040 Yeah. I think I'm gonna stay here. 297 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,240 Isn't that great? 298 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,920 What..? You.. But.. Bu..