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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.48,0:00:02.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Morning. - Morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.65,0:00:06.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hey, I have made you a tomato salad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.42,0:00:07.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't like tomatoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.89,0:00:09.35,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, you don't like the tasteless crap
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.35,0:00:12.53,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}they pass off as tomatoes at your local supermarket.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.53,0:00:14.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}These babies...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.46,0:00:17.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I raised with my own hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.36,0:00:21.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's like eating a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.05,0:00:23.33,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So since you're in a such a loving mood,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.33,0:00:25.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I've been here for a week now, and now that I'm all settled in,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.86,0:00:28.35,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It would really help me out if we got an internet hookup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.35,0:00:31.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And before you say no, I pay for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.55,0:00:33.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.65,0:00:34.99,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're not even gonna consider it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.99,0:00:38.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, I do consider it. I consider it a no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.32,0:00:40.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Why can't we get the internet? - We don't need internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.91,0:00:43.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, I do. I'm a writer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.01,0:00:44.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I need to do research. - Research?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.66,0:00:46.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I got a complete set of collier's encyclopedia 
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.54,0:00:48.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}in the other room.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.42,0:00:49.81,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's great.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.81,0:00:53.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Still wondering how that korean war's gonna turn out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.52,0:00:56.10,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Get your news the way I and millions
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.10,0:00:58.12,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}of other americans do-- the daily paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.12,0:01:00.08,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I really need this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.08,0:01:02.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.09,0:01:04.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Give me one good reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.03,0:01:05.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.51,0:01:10.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Any new technology leads to my kids masturbating.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.44,0:01:16.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.27,0:01:17.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, the summer I got the VCR,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.75,0:01:20.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It was--it was Vince and--and--and porky's.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.57,0:01:25.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Summer I got cable, it was you and the little mermaid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.50,0:01:30.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm afraid if we get internet,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.87,0:01:33.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'll have to move to higher ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.72,0:01:37.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.40,0:01:39.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Try to imagine the internet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.65,0:01:42.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}not as the masturbation superhighway,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.55,0:01:46.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}But as the main route that leads from me fo every other part of my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.11,0:01:47.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}My work life, my social life--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.65,0:01:49.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's all done online.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.14,0:01:50.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's how I'm gonna get my next job.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.52,0:01:52.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's how I communicate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.18,0:01:53.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come on. Don't say no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.42,0:01:56.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay. Nyet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.17,0:01:58.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not gonna happen. Never. Nada. No. Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.40,0:02:00.76,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, no...stradamus.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.12,0:02:03.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}?No no no no no ?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.46,0:02:04.82,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.82,0:02:06.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.42,0:02:08.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no no no, no no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.67,0:02:10.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.45,0:02:15.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\fs14} {\b0}{\bord0}{\shad0}{\c&HFFFFFF&}{\3c&H2F2F2F&}{\4c&H000000&}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.59,0:02:22.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Knock, knock.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.48,0:02:23.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm just dropping off your dry cleaning,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.95,0:02:25.23,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And then I have to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.23,0:02:26.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Here is your gray vest,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.85,0:02:31.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Your gray-ish vest, and your off-gray vest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.70,0:02:34.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You can wear them all in the gray pride prade.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.07,0:02:38.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hey-oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.36,0:02:40.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Did you ask him?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.16,0:02:41.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I said I didn't want to ask him about it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.41,0:02:42.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Because it's embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.62,0:02:44.82,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Ugh. Why is it embarrassing? Honey, he's a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.82,0:02:46.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}We're all adults here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.52,0:02:49.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, dad, will you look at my wife's boob?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.82,0:02:53.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I'm looking at him. - Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.37,0:02:58.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I have got a small rash in this area right here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.62,0:03:00.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And Vince thought I should describe it to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.17,0:03:01.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So you could diagnose it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.45,0:03:02.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, wait, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.58,0:03:04.35,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why don't we just look it up on the internet?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.35,0:03:07.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.75,0:03:12.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Let me take a look. - Mm, no. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.80,0:03:15.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's hard enough showing them to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.62,0:03:17.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bonnie, I've been a doctor for 43 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.36,0:03:20.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I've seen 811 breasts in my time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.86,0:03:24.30,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And I can assure you that yours will not be the ones
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.30,0:03:27.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'll be thinking about when I go to bed tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.45,0:03:30.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So if you want me to put your mind at ease, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.00,0:03:32.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If not, I've spent way too much time talking
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.41,0:03:34.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}about your boobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.57,0:03:37.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, fine. Let's make it quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.01,0:03:41.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So how's it going living with dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.97,0:03:43.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.21,0:03:44.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This morning I asked him if we can get internet,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.94,0:03:46.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And he said no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.52,0:03:50.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}But that wasn't good enough, so then he sang no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.17,0:03:51.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yeah. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.15,0:03:54.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I've heard many tracks off the old "No" Album.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.38,0:03:57.10,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Wake me up before you no-no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.26,0:04:02.12,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Lucy in the sky with no.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.12,0:04:03.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Anyway, it doesn't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.34,0:04:04.79,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I already called the phone company.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.79,0:04:05.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}They're sending someone out today
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.66,0:04:06.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}to install the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.69,0:04:08.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Whoa. No, that's--that's not gonna go over well.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.65,0:04:10.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come on, the man hates change. You know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.15,0:04:11.06,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, he should've thought about that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.06,0:04:12.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}before he asked me to move in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.98,0:04:13.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, it's fine you moved in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.83,0:04:15.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Just don't expect him to accommodate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.37,0:04:17.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why not? He accommodates his vegetables.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.70,0:04:18.64,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}In the wintertime,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.64,0:04:21.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He puts stocking caps on his artichokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.32,0:04:22.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm his son.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.30,0:04:23.76,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He doesn't give me an extra blanket.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.76,0:04:25.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come here, Henry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.56,0:04:26.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.48,0:04:34.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why are you-- why are you holding me so tight?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.74,0:04:38.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dah dah dah. Wait for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.45,0:04:43.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Oh, my god, that's awful! - Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.46,0:04:44.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}All right, let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.80,0:04:46.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, god, this is weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.00,0:04:48.76,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I mean, shouldn't we talk first?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.76,0:04:50.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You want me to buy you an appletini
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.56,0:04:53.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and tell you you look pretty?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.77,0:04:56.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I guess it doesn't matter. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.03,0:04:57.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.24,0:04:58.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What does it look like?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.66,0:05:01.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It looks like a clavicle. I need to see more.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.37,0:05:03.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay. Now--now what do you see?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.29,0:05:05.60,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Looks like the bottom of the clavicle.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.60,0:05:07.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This is just so weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.22,0:05:09.28,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I mean, I've--I've seen you get a midnight snack in nothing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.28,0:05:10.65,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}but your t-shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.65,0:05:12.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Ugh. Why did that cookie jar
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.42,0:05:15.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}have to be on top of that fridge?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.50,0:05:19.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I just squinted and told myself
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.22,0:05:22.49,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}it was Winnie the pooh reaching for a honeypot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.61,0:05:26.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Right now I'm just your doctor,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.05,0:05:27.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and you're just my patient.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.17,0:05:28.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Now, you're gonna have to let me examine you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.50,0:05:30.47,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Just relax.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.47,0:05:32.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay. Here goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.42,0:05:33.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}God, I would kill for an appletini.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.95,0:05:35.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, god.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.74,0:05:37.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Uh-oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.42,0:05:39.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, god. Doctor, is it bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.00,0:05:40.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Is it fatal? Please, I can't die.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.57,0:05:43.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I've never kissed an asian woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.15,0:05:48.39,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What? No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.39,0:05:49.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's gonna be cold tonight,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.48,0:05:53.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and I forgot to put the blankets on the turnips.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.16,0:05:55.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh. Oh. Phew.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.18,0:05:58.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, disregard that whole asian-woman thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.02,0:06:02.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's just, you know, something you say.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.28,0:06:03.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, I got to tell you,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.98,0:06:07.33,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I think you having the cable guy come over here is a big mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.33,0:06:11.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Henry, the safest way to get something from dad
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.52,0:06:14.10,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}is to injure yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.04,0:06:17.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- What are you talking about? - It's real simple, Henry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.25,0:06:21.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you get hurt, dad will buy you a present.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.86,0:06:23.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't know if it's guilt or what,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.37,0:06:27.08,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}but you want the internet, that's the way to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.08,0:06:29.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You injure yourself on purpose?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.15,0:06:30.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not always. Not always.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.41,0:06:33.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Sometimes it's just a happy accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.43,0:06:35.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look, see this? See that scar?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.09,0:06:37.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Fell out of a tree, broke an elbow--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.07,0:06:39.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Springsteen tickets.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.75,0:06:42.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Look at this one. See that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.29,0:06:44.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Cannonball into a kiddie pool,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.59,0:06:46.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}shattered kneecap--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.46,0:06:48.82,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Limo to my prom.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.59,0:06:50.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What's this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.38,0:06:52.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That--well, that's a limo accident,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.07,0:06:54.93,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}'cause dad wouldn't pay for a driver.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.93,0:06:57.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- All done. - How's Bon?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.55,0:06:58.49,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, she's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.49,0:07:00.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Just a harmless fungus infection.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.73,0:07:02.30,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Don't worry. It's not contagious.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.30,0:07:04.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Tinea versicolor-- treat it with cortisone,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.95,0:07:06.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}goes away in a couple of days.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.19,0:07:07.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Tinea versicolor?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.19,0:07:08.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yes. That's the name of the fungus.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.45,0:07:09.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's very common.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.32,0:07:10.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And under a microscope,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.21,0:07:14.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}it looks like spaghetti and meatballs.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.84,0:07:16.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm sorry. It looks like what, now?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.62,0:07:18.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}When you magnify the rash,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.11,0:07:19.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}it looks like little stringy white things
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.89,0:07:23.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}coming down in a reddish, viscous fluid
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.72,0:07:26.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}with brown, lumpy things growing inside--
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.94,0:07:29.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know, spaghetti and meatballs.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.76,0:07:34.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Spaghetti and meatballs on her boob?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.48,0:07:36.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bon appe-teets.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.60,0:07:45.82,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you move...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.82,0:07:47.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}two things will happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.55,0:07:49.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The first, the gun getting cocked,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.73,0:07:53.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The second, the inverse of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.01,0:07:54.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Whoa! Dad! What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.52,0:07:55.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Henry, stay out of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.67,0:07:59.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Call 911. Tell them there's been a terrible accident!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.98,0:08:01.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dude, I'm just the internet guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.78,0:08:04.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dude, you're a big dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.59,0:08:06.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't have internet!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.05,0:08:07.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I know. That's why I called him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.85,0:08:09.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's putting in the internet. Put that down.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.57,0:08:12.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You called after I specifically told you not to?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.26,0:08:13.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dad, you're being ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.70,0:08:15.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Will you please tell him that everyone has the internet now?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.29,0:08:17.39,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Tell him it's my house, and I make the rules!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.39,0:08:19.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's his house. He makes the rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.25,0:08:23.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why didn't you tell him about the internet?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.11,0:08:25.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's got a gun pointed at my wiener.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.83,0:08:28.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- He's not gonna shoot you. - Oh, yes, I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.07,0:08:32.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- He's just trying to scare you. - It's working.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.56,0:08:34.06,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Please tell him that our generation
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.06,0:08:35.80,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}cannot function without the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.80,0:08:37.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I mean, it's true. He makes a valid point.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.61,0:08:40.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You tell him your generation can't function without wieners!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.40,0:08:42.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Again...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.19,0:08:48.02,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Again, he wins.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.02,0:08:51.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I use my wiener for lots of stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.50,0:08:53.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I told you he's not going to shoot you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.16,0:08:54.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I told you I will.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.50,0:08:56.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.89,0:08:59.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.46,0:09:02.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Wait. What?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.22,0:09:05.26,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Don't you try me, Henry! - Shoot him.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.26,0:09:06.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.73,0:09:07.68,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's bluffing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.68,0:09:08.81,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He's not gonna shoot you. Shoot him!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.81,0:09:10.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I will!   - Do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.11,0:09:10.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Happy to you! - Dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.96,0:09:11.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What are you waiting for?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.91,0:09:13.64,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Don't call my bluff, Henry!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.64,0:09:14.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This isn't the movies!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.97,0:09:16.79,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Things will get very messy!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.79,0:09:18.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I'll help you clean up. - Oh, sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.75,0:09:21.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The day you clean something up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.54,0:09:23.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Will you stop stalling and shoot this guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.83,0:09:24.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- I will! - Do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.97,0:09:26.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.09,0:09:28.07,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I will blow this stoner away!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.07,0:09:30.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, for god sakes, shoot him, or I will!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.20,0:09:34.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Relax. No one's shooting anybody. This thing ain't even loaded.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.47,0:09:40.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not cool! Not cool at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.37,0:09:43.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What's the matter with you? What are you thinking of?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.21,0:09:45.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Don't you ever grab a gun out of my hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.74,0:09:47.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You could've killed that kid
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.18,0:09:50.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}or ruined that picture of me and Steve Garvey.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.91,0:09:54.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I didn't think you'd actually keep
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.57,0:09:56.15,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}a loaded gun in the house!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.15,0:09:58.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's not the house! It's my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.40,0:09:59.92,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And in my house, we have loaded guns,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.92,0:10:02.44,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and we don't have internet, and nothing's going to change!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.44,0:10:05.31,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Things have changed, dad! I live here!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.31,0:10:07.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You can't expect to have the same life you had
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.03,0:10:08.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}before you asked me to move in.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.14,0:10:10.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Then you change, not me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.69,0:10:13.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you don't like it, go move someplace else.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.30,0:10:17.10,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Give me your hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.10,0:10:18.12,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Fine. A truce.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.12,0:10:19.60,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Truce, my ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.60,0:10:23.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I never leave my prints on a gun that just went off.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.55,0:10:33.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dad...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.90,0:10:37.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You don't want me here, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.04,0:10:39.31,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.31,0:10:42.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Wow. Not even an attempt at being nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.17,0:10:44.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No. I don't want you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.42,0:10:47.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're standing on my radishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.19,0:10:49.41,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- It's dirt. - Dirt? It's earth
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.41,0:10:51.49,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's nourishing the radishes you're trampling on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.49,0:10:52.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Get out.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.74,0:10:54.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Nobody eats radishes, dad. They're salad filler.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.95,0:10:57.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Watch your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.97,0:11:01.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Are you done? 'cause I'm busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.25,0:11:03.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Fine. I don't know why I thought moving in
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.59,0:11:06.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}with you would be a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.24,0:11:07.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm glad you're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.52,0:11:09.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, you have a really funny way of showing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.59,0:11:12.88,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Showing what? I'm talking to the tomatoes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.47,0:11:20.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}They were battling aphids all year long.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.32,0:11:23.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}They barely made it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.56,0:11:25.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Can I ask you a question?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.74,0:11:27.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}How come you have a better relationship
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.14,0:11:30.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}with your vegetables than you do with your children?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.58,0:11:33.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bbecause with vegetables, there are no surprises.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.18,0:11:36.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You always know what you're gonna get when they grow up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.55,0:11:37.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Put a cucumber seed in the ground,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.74,0:11:39.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}it never comes up a turnip.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.70,0:11:42.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I've never had a zucchini try and change me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.90,0:11:46.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I've never had a carrot ask me for internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.90,0:11:48.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This isn't about the internet, dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.90,0:11:51.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's about you refusing to make any compromises for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.14,0:11:52.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm letting you live here, aren't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.37,0:11:54.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's a compromise. - you're letting me stay here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.25,0:11:55.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You are not letting me live here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.46,0:11:56.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you're not living here,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.54,0:11:59.34,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}how come the soap has a beard?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.45,0:12:04.84,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know what? You just gave me your answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.84,0:12:08.72,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm gonna find somewhere else to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.72,0:12:11.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, look who just grew a pair.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.83,0:12:13.16,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You're the one always telling me to fight
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.16,0:12:14.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}for what I believe in.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.11,0:12:14.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What are you blithering about?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.96,0:12:18.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm talking to the pear tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.66,0:12:22.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It just grew it's first pear.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.32,0:12:32.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bon?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.00,0:12:37.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bonnie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.47,0:12:58.10,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Vince. Vince, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.10,0:13:00.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, I just had a horrible dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.90,0:13:02.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Oh, that one where you're in the hot tub
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.67,0:13:05.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}with all the women from The View?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.01,0:13:12.68,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Much worse than that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.68,0:13:13.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, honey, it's not a big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.66,0:13:15.13,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm just gonna get up, get ready for work.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.13,0:13:16.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Actually, honey, I was thinking
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.20,0:13:18.48,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}since we don't have to show any condos until 10:00 a.m.,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.48,0:13:21.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}you know, maybe we could have our own little open house
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.05,0:13:24.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}right here, if you know what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.19,0:13:28.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm in the market for a 1967 California fixer-upper
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.24,0:13:33.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}with strong beams and a bonus room out back.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.67,0:13:36.47,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, market's a little...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.47,0:13:39.83,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}soft right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.83,0:13:43.29,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm sure we could work on firming up an offer.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.29,0:13:44.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.97,0:13:49.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No. No. I--
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.76,0:14:00.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Wait. Wait. What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.19,0:14:02.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- What--uh, what do you mean? - Why won't you touch me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.85,0:14:06.63,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Is it the rash? Is that what's bothering you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.45,0:14:17.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come on. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.38,0:14:21.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I don't care about that whole... s-spaghetti thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.67,0:14:22.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What spaghetti thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.85,0:14:24.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You know, how your...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.66,0:14:29.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}your rash looks like spaghetti and m--oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.24,0:14:30.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What are you-- what are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.54,0:14:32.08,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Your rash.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.08,0:14:34.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Your rash looks exactly like spaghetti and meat--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.34,0:14:38.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}under a microscope.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.14,0:14:40.63,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- How do you know? - I looked it up online.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.63,0:14:42.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And it looks like spaghetti?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.03,0:14:45.91,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And meat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.91,0:14:49.17,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And so I'm guessing that bothers you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.73,0:14:52.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.69,0:14:56.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, then touch my boobs, Vince.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.69,0:15:00.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}How about-- how about I just talk to them?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.50,0:15:02.76,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Touch 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.76,0:15:04.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.84,0:15:14.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}There.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.34,0:15:28.28,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I have a bone to pick with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.28,0:15:32.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You finally found your birth certificate.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.69,0:15:36.94,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I didn't want to name you Carol. I lost a bet.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.94,0:15:41.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}um, my real name is...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.22,0:15:43.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Carol?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.37,0:15:46.76,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No. What's up, Vince?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.76,0:15:49.24,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dad, I should've never let you examine my wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.24,0:15:50.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Now every time I look at her boobs,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.56,0:15:54.18,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I think of spaghetti and... you know what.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.18,0:15:57.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Son, during the course of a marriage,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.27,0:16:01.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}your wife's boobs will come to resemble many things.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.57,0:16:04.25,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Bet you a quarter you'll look back on the good old days
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.25,0:16:08.74,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}when they only reminded you of spaghetti and meatballs.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.74,0:16:11.73,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Hey! Can one of you guys toss me a water?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.73,0:16:13.05,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What the hell are you doing up there?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.05,0:16:14.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm up here, because this is the only place
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.42,0:16:15.89,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I get a wireless signal.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.89,0:16:18.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And right now I'm using it to find somewhere else to live,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.42,0:16:19.66,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}'cause I'm moving out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.66,0:16:21.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What point are you trying to make?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.14,0:16:22.56,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm not making any point.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.56,0:16:24.14,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm just chatting with a guy online right now
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.14,0:16:26.33,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}who's gonna let me live in his guesthouse for free.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.33,0:16:30.27,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}All I got to do is walk his dog, water his plants...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.27,0:16:33.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and do it in a giant diaper.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.52,0:16:36.64,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, come on down, and we'll discuss it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.64,0:16:39.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Dad, there's nothing to discuss.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.00,0:16:40.81,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}If you want me to come down, you're gonna have to agree
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.81,0:16:42.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}to start making some compromises.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.40,0:16:43.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Are you giving me an ultimatum?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.87,0:16:46.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yeah. Yes, I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.97,0:16:49.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, let me think about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.61,0:16:51.32,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no, no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.32,0:16:52.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.42,0:16:54.51,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no, no no no no no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.51,0:16:56.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No no no, no no no no no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.75,0:16:59.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}*No! No no no no no*
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.57,0:17:02.64,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Please, it's really hot up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.64,0:17:05.19,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Will you toss me a water?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.96,0:17:12.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The garden!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.08,0:17:17.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm not gonna apologize to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.21,0:17:18.71,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}mainly because I'm not the dumbass
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.71,0:17:20.22,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}who almost killed himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.22,0:17:22.69,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}But you made me realize
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.69,0:17:24.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}that if we're gonna live together,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.43,0:17:26.50,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I need to bend a little too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.50,0:17:30.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So if getting the Internet will stop you
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.21,0:17:34.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}from doing dumb crap like going on the roof to work,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.57,0:17:36.36,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I can live with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.36,0:17:38.30,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Thanks, dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.30,0:17:39.45,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I love you too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.45,0:17:42.95,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I didn't say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.95,0:17:46.52,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Jeez! You're like a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.52,0:17:50.76,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Take a perfectly fine moment and spoil it with "I love you."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.22,0:17:53.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Anyway, I'm glad you fell on something soft
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.77,0:17:56.42,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and didn't get hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.17,0:18:04.70,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}He landed on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.70,0:18:05.98,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Come on, what do I get?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.98,0:18:09.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Get? Who gets something just because they got hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.49,0:18:13.99,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I got a spare blender. You want a blender?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.99,0:18:16.58,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'll take a blender.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.04,0:18:20.06,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Who's hungry? - I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.06,0:18:23.54,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, spaghetti and meatballs.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.54,0:18:26.53,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Spaghetti and meatballs.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.53,0:18:28.86,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I get spaghetti and meatballs
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.86,0:18:30.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And Vince--
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.40,0:18:34.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, Vince gets a rice cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.08,0:18:37.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Why doesn't Vince get spaghetti and meatballs?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.04,0:18:39.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Because Vince finds spaghetti and meatballs repellent.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.85,0:18:45.87,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}So Vince won't get spaghetti and meatballs ever again.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.87,0:18:48.00,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Never?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.00,0:18:49.92,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not one noodle...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.92,0:18:53.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Not one ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.40,0:18:56.21,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}But I'm...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.21,0:18:58.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I'm hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.15,0:19:02.63,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}For this?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.63,0:19:04.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.77,0:19:07.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You want it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.02,0:19:10.47,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I want it bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.82,0:19:13.75,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Then eat it, Vince.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.75,0:19:16.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Eat my pasta.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.43,0:19:19.03,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That's it. There you go. There you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.03,0:19:21.59,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}There you go. How's that? How's that, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.58,0:19:26.55,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.55,0:19:29.79,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I want you to burn this into your brain,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.79,0:19:32.46,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}so you never again ask me a question as stupid as,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.46,0:19:36.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}why do I relate better to vegetables than people?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.59,0:19:44.96,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Tell me what it does.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.96,0:19:47.67,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Well, you can look up anything you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.67,0:19:49.01,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What do you like?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.01,0:19:51.77,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I like horses, beautiful women,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.77,0:19:54.37,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}vegetables.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.37,0:19:57.97,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}The rest is gravy. Oh, I like gravy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.97,0:19:59.88,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay, well, I'm not gonna look up horses
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.88,0:20:01.64,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}and beautiful women, because I did that once,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.64,0:20:05.62,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And I'm still trying to un-see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.62,0:20:07.38,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Let's try this.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.40,0:20:10.20,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.20,0:20:11.79,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Check your screen.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.79,0:20:13.85,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}"Hellop"? What's "Hellop"?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.85,0:20:17.09,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's supposed to say "Hello." It's an instant message.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.09,0:20:18.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Now you reply.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.43,0:20:21.06,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Okay. "Hellop" to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.38,0:20:25.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}No, you--you type it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.40,0:20:28.23,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- Oh. - All right, now hit "Send."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.23,0:20:29.90,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.90,0:20:31.04,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}That was quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.04,0:20:32.43,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}- You got that?  - yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.43,0:20:34.57,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}It's an instant message.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.57,0:20:37.49,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}And "Freeloader" is one word.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.21,0:20:45.11,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}This is great.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.11,0:20:48.40,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}You can have a conversation without talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.50,0:20:56.61,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}Thanks, dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.61,0:20:59.78,*Default,NTP,0000,0000,0000,,{\fn方正综艺简体}{\b0}{\fs14}{\3c&H202020&}{\shad1}I was talking to my cucumbers.
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