This is Rangers Guild territory
We're looking for some wolves mate
You must stay on the left side of the river and do not under any circumstances take the high road
I have- I'm going up the high road
...step through thicker brambles and bushes and you take 5 points of slashing damage
Just from some little thorns? (Outrageous)
Ok, fine, well I'm taking the charge as Bodger
As you push past Bob, firstly you take 6 points of slashing damage
Do we want to get into the river?
I think we need to go up
I think we should try hacking and slashing
Whoever rolls the highest, we do their choice
I like that
Whoever rolls the highest, we do their choice
I like that
Right
Right. So ok, this is pure luck because I don't necessarily-
Are we allowed to do this? Is this a thing? Yeah?
-I don't think, wait wait, what's your choice? -Any way to make a decision
There's only three choices
So, River... Bodger wants to go up the bloody path
I want to go up as well, up
I wanna go river
only one of you should roll
I wanna test this grass
Ok, you should roll
Ok
And you want to test grass
This is pure chance
Hang on, is it a d20?
Yep. This is pure chance because I don't
And it's just highest? You're not adding anything to it?
Highest is
There we go
Highest wins
3... Dammit
So 3 up
12
12 for river
19! For grass
Okay. Alright. I wanna, I wanna -
slash
Look, investigate the grass, see if I can see anything
More investigating the grass
Make an investigation
Arghhh!!
20. Nice
Natural 20 plus your investigation modifier
Erp, er ,erp, er, 2
22
22. So you look around the thing, as you've been pushed off to the side as Bodger comes storming past,
slashing up his ankles, as if he's not even noticing until he gets about 5 ft in front of you and slows down
Yeah, and he's like: "OW!"
and starts to like "Ah shit" "Ooh god, I've been cut up!"
You look down and you see that there indeed thorns sprouting seemingly from each of the blades of grass
It's like it's been, you definitely get the impression that this has been enchanted
to be particularly dangerous grass
Hmmmm...
He didn't roll high enough with his perception check to beat the DC
ArggGGHHHH!!
So you see, yes, there are thorns and it is thick with it
Any time you move within a space
of this grass, you'll take damage -Give it a crack! Try slash
Alright, I wanna try slashing it
Alright - See what happens - Slash it
18
18. You *slashing noises* cut and slash and hack and... - You'd gone ahead of me, did you?
No, I'm just where I am
He's not moving, he's not moving
Don't f***ing move!
Just slashing the stuff around him
I'm just trying to slash to see what happens,
cos I don't wanna slash and it turns into a hydra or something
and suddenly grows twelve everytime I cut one
You hack and slash and it's not growing back, nothing's happening to it other than
what would normally happen to grass with, when introduced to a blade
Okay... Would you like to take the lead?
cos you're the only, ah Greg's got a blade as well but
Ah, I've actually got a trowel
so I'm not gonna...
So. I will take the lead and hack and slash our way through it
Alright. You hack and slash, you push past Bodger.
Alright.
I'm gonna need some sort of a check here because you're pushing into his space and
while also trying to hack away at the space with a blade - So hopefully I hit him *fingers crossed*
- So, let's just make it a straight dexterity check - Just climb up the wall and over
to see how dextrous you can be with this blade and not hit the things that you don't want to
Okay...
This is bullshit, let's go. Let's turn around.
Look, look, how about this? Alright, I'm gonna put these blades to good use
and I'm gonna hack and slash this shitty grass
Well you'd better not hit me!
Don't worry mate! I'm very dextrous
Aw, I think you're gonna take more damage bro
13
That's pretty good
You couldn't just sidle past me and stop for a moment? - And then dexterity...
No, cos he would have got hit by the grass
He needs to be slashing the grass
Where do I look? Is it that plus 3?
Yeah, plus that
Yeah, so 16
16 total, that's enough that you don't hit him
you're careful enough with it, - Thank you Bob!
you cut sections away - That's alright mate
as you squeeze past him - Get out of the f***ing way!
and you cut a section, more sections away Yack! Hack!
and you don't take damage Slash! Slash! Hack!
Slash hack! Hack slash!
Hack! Slash! Slashing and hacking
Hacking and slashing...
'til you get to there...
*laughter*
Hmm...
I feel like we're being... High, high ground!
I feel like it's pretty obvious we shouldn't be going this way
I will, I'll say you don't take damage, you continue to hack and slash your way forwards
it slows you guys down considerably because any time that you've left
in fact, I'll say each of you just takes 4 points of damage overall
Why am I taking damage??!
Because of the things that he's not, because it's a lot of grass to-
I'm not moving up! I, I'm, I never...
Yeah, I suppose actually the people at the back
I never, I was following this stupid git
But these two, let's say you take an extra, what did I say? 4 points
Oh god!
You take an extra 4, and you take an extra half a- - I don't have that much damage to give!
But I'm not following him! I don't!
Oh, if you just stay where you are you don't follow
He's the stupid-
But as you're pushing your way through, you get pretty far but the small parts that you do miss
seem to like *crrkch* come in to try and deliberately scratch you as you're passing
Yeah, right
Bob! So I took another 4 damage?
Bob!
Stop!
Bob!
Stop!
Bob!
Stop!
Bob!
Stop!
Bob! Nooo!
Stop! No!
Bob! Keep going!
Stop...
Ok, I'm down to 4 HP
And by now you've gotten to as far as there - No no,
he's doing good!
YEAH!
We're doing great
Thank you Baradun!
If he keeps going though, it's just gonna more more more more more
It doesn't end here
What can you see down the path?
It doesn't end there, this is, this could go on forever
What can you see down the path?
I dunno, what can I see down the path?
You, you never finished looking up here properly mate!
Who was the one calling me back? Who was the one calling me back??
Huh???
Huh?!
Exactly!!
Let's keep investigating this path, you're doing a great job Bob!
Thank you Baradun.
Fantastic
At least someone's on my bloody side...
You're about to die Bob!
Down this path, only about 10 ft ahead-
Enjoy dying...
you see that it opens up and the grass pretty much dies off and it's
undergrowth and bushes and leaves and such
Yeah
but not so much of the grass
Right. Can I get to the end without dying?
If I...?
Let's find out!
If I...?
You push forwards, you manage to cut your way
- I'm being extreeemely careful now - all the way until the grass stops
cos I've only got 4 health
And you make it to the end where the grass stops and you very tentatively put your foot into the leafy part
Yeah...
And...that's it. It's fine.
No damage
Okay, great
See? You did it Bob!
Ohh
[In "Scottish"] It's finished!
Greg, Bodger, go f*** yourselves
Baradun, you're alright
So can we all follow now?
Ah, wait, before I say that I am technically still standing on - normal grass - on normal, well like the bad grass?
♫ I'm still standing on normal grass ♪ - Am I standing on the bad grass?
Yep
Umm, I wanna burn everything else
but you're in the way
Can you just run ahead please?
Well, hang on, is this completely safe here now or is it kinda like?
No, not completely, he still hurt himself as he went through
He took some damage on the way past
- He took away the vast majority of it - If you-
Bodger, if you climb up here I can fire bolt without anything happening
Uh, ok, fine.
Okay, so
Uhhh... You're still kind of in the way, that's annoying
Argh, there's no room, there's no room!
That's ANNOYING!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You need to get out of the way as well
You hide round the corner
Bodger is so over it!
and I'll just *boosh* and get the rest of it out. Okay?
Bodger, what do you do?
I think it's a great idea!
That's a great idea
Do you get out of the way or are you just gonna-
I'm going in the river
No no no wait! Ah, god dammit.
You're going in the river. Alright
You *thdunk* into the river
it's cold but it's, you've not, it's not your first time dunking in a river
At least we'll find out what happens in the river...
Nope, it's cold and he gets, he starts to get swept down here
Okay, I'm fireballing
Fire bolt.
You are not in the way I presume?
Yes, I've moved out of the way
Good.
You're fire bolting
Fire bolting sorry
Fireball is a different thing, much more powerful
FIRE BOLT!
Schoom, schoom, schoom
I'm shooting it straight down just to scorch - singe as much as you can
Couldn't have done that before I walked through?
taking half my health off Baradun maybe?
No! Cos you were in the way!
Yeah right.
And I didn't see you making these decisions with people
Yeah yeah yeah Mate.
Okay, fire bolt's a cantrip so
Don't push me Bodger
- Another sort of, it'll take a while- - or I will slice your throat mate
because you're trying your best to not hit your friend at the end
and you're trying to burn away every little bit of it
takes another 10 minutes at least
Meanwhile, you've just continued on down the river
So- See ya Bodger!
Now I walk, I join up with them
You walk over, you avoid all damage
Ok, I follow, I follow
You follow, seeing that Baradun's safe
Ha ha! That worked really well!
I mean, we just quite happily walk now I think
I think we do
And you continue on
Anyone got any healing potions?
- Bodger, the river just bobs and bobs and - No...Maybe...
you continue bobbing down the river
I'm gonna get out now
You swim to the shore and you climb out and you just wait there for your friends or you're continuing?
Yeah, I, I'm gonna wait
Wait for my friends
So we continue on down
You continue on down
My colleagues, my companions,
Yeah, let's not say friends yeah?
My acquaintances
I'm gonna cure wounds on Bob
Alright - thanks mate - with your bucket of water?
- With your magic bucket? - With my bucket of water
*SPLASH*
Ahh! God!
Oh, I feel better!
Brrrrr!
Feel so refreshed
Water drips down and heals up a lot of those, stitches those wounds that were opened by slashing thorns
Does it heal everything for him?
It's heals a d8 plus 3
Very curious to know what would have happened
7. 10 hit points
We can come back another day when we're higher level
10 hit points, so it'll take you back up to max
One day randomly, we can be just like can we go back to that gorge and have a look what was in it?
And I can't use this until tomorrow?
That's the - it's a spell - first spell you've used today is it?
Yes
So you've got two spots, two slots, you can use that again if you wish
Oh great, ok
You've got another one spell slot left
So I can use that one great great great
So we venture forth through the meadow?
So you venture forth through the, eventually getting through this spiky death trap of thorny grass
Thanks Bob, you did a good job
No worries Baradun, thank you
Bodger? Go screw yourself.
Following this river-
And Greg...?
Greg, you're alright
What did I do wrong? Why are you-
No, stop talking, you are nowhere near each other
SCREW YOU BODGER!
Following this river, eventually another several hundred metres down the river
you come across a very wet Bodger who's at the side of the way
Hello companions!
Hey mate
Much better doing it this way, wasn't it?
Wow.
I suggested jumping in the river much earlier
- In hindsight, that would have been better- - That's true, that's true he did
And stop acting like you KNEW what was gonna happen
we could have walked up there and been, we could have been eaten-
You just got bored!!
You just bored
We could have been killed by a minotaur
I could see, CLEARLY it was a dangerous way to go because I've got a brain
and so I was like, there's two other options: go up the cliff or go in the river
I chose an option, you guys kept going the other way
I'M PISSED OFF!
And wet
You've also got a great axe, you could have cleared the wey [way]
Oh! I've gone Scottish!
You're Scottish now!
You guys get the impression Bob's putting on his accent?
Yeah, who is this guy?
He's trying to hide something
No I'm not. This is what I'm, I am who I say I am. Shut up.
This is why I don't meddle in the affairs of common folk
I would like to have a short rest to regain some health
Urgh. We kinda just had a rest
Yeah
I'm not tired
- Do I get any spell slots back from a short rest? - Not a long one, a short one
How long's a short one? I haven't brought any books to read or anything
I get really bored
Really Greg? Really??
Is this a safe place to have a rest?
That's up to you
I don't need to rest, I...
Well, I took a whole lot of damage so I'd like to
I didn't bring any reading material
That's your fault ain't it?
I'm not saying a long rest, I'm just saying I would like to have a short rest
to regain a little bit of health - I don't need it, I'm fine
I'm fine
Because, this pathway that was shite and obviously not the way to go I still went down it
and lost 10 health. We could have gone up there
Would he recover any HP with a short rest?
With a short rest you can- - Exactly! Give me a short...
Okay, I'm going to leaf through my spell book - Let's have a short little-
you have a rest
Right! So, short rest... I'm having a drink!
A short rest in the rules as written is an hour,
I in my games make it half an hour cos I like to move things along
so you take at least half an hour to sit down and have a rest
what are the rest of you who aren't needing to rest doing?
- I'm just looking through my book - I stare daggers
You're looking through your book,
you're just staring at him for half an hour -at Bodger
Right everyone, shut up, I'm having a nap
How much health?
What are you doing?
-I am, um, gonna maybe repair equipment or something? -I'm pissed off!
Is there anything that I need to?
You spent time tinkering with your mending and -Yeah, just tinkering around
My crossbow
has a pistol in it
Huh.
You can shoot people with crossbow bolts and bullets
Awesome!
Ok
They spend their time just investigating the glade
Sure, alright, so, you roll a d12
d12...
2
plus your constitution modifier
er, 2
2, so you recover 4 hit points
Oh :/
Was this worth it?
You only lost 4 hit points didn't you?
Nah, I lost like 10
- So if you wanted to have another rest - Yeah, you need to heal up way more
Nah, it's fine, 21's enough, let's go - you could do another
Alright
I can tell these guys will get very passive aggressive with me
So in that time, make an investigation check
Oh no! We won't get passive aggressive, no! /s
Er, I think to me that looks like you're being passive aggressive already so I'll
What am I checking?
Investigation
Erp, plus 2, so 13
Alright, so you're investigating the glade
What're you doing?
Hm
What're you doing?
Hm? What?
Wasting time.
Typical. Well I for one am gonna be productive
I'm gonna investigate the area
Hm
Investigatin'
You look around, what exactly are you looking for?
I dunno
Just looking
In that case,
Well I've got to do something with my time haven't I?
In that case,
Yeah, it's a really picturesque place, yeah
You find a particularly interesting rock that's like almost it's like really smooth,
yeah?
yeah
Found something!
I found a rock
Guys, I found a rock
Yes. Good work Bob
You found a rock
It's a particularly smooth rock
*Whispers* Who is that guy?
Good work there Bob
- Shall we continue on? - What does it mean?
How far can you skim it?
Good work Bob!
Be a good skimming stone
It's too big to skim with
No, it'd be a pretty good skimming stone
Oh, it's a pretty good skimming stone? Alright, I give this shit the skim of its life
Rolling for what?
Athletics check
That's a 10. Plus your athletics
11
How many?
I'd say with that you get a d4 worth of skims out of it
- Because like a good skim's like -You're gonna roll or am I?
a good like *pft pft pft pft pft...* - Yeah, you go
2
*thunk, thunk*
*Doosh, doosh* then on the third one, *bloop*
Wow, that was disappointing
Two skims?
Wow
Yeah
That's actually offensive to the skimming community
Oh, I'd like to see you do better mate!
Oh I could definitely do better than that!
ALRIGHT! That's it. Everybody split up, find your own rocks
Right, find a rock
Alright! I look for more pebbles, I look for more-
Can someone find me a decent skimming rock that is-
The people who are looking, make investigation checks
Right. We're all looking
Right, I'm looking for another one
[Bodger] 8! I got an 8
I got 18
I got a 1! Oh for f-
18... natural 1!
You spent half an hour investigating this glade and found a rock
I found a log
I got 18 plus - - [Greg] I got 14
14, alright- - plus 2 so 20
20 total, alright, you find a d20's worth of stones
*dice roll*
You find 18 stones
Yesss!
That are worth skimming in the same glade that you just spent half an hour
I don't understand what's happening
I found a log
Hmm
I got a lot of stones, I got 18 stones
Where were they? Ok!
- Ok, everyone take some - I'll take that one
All of you get 4, I get 4, and 2 more. So I get 6, you guys get 4.
Right, I wanna show this imbecile how to skim stones
Are we all, are we taking 18 turns of like
I've got a knife that's very sharp with your name on it
So no, everybody make an athletics check with advantage
[Greg] 17
Er, athletics
[Bob] 17
[Greg] 1, so 17
[Bob] 18
plus 1, so 19
12, 19, 15, 16
Alright, best, 2nd, 3rd, 4th
So, you actually get a d10, a d8, a d6, a d4
That's what you get if you want to roll those
a d8...
d10, this is how many skims you get out of it
d8, d6- 4!!
4! 4?!
Ok
d4, oh he gets 4 skims out of his
Your d6, your monopoly die
6!
Okay
*kiss*
6! Not bad, pretty good
So when you were complaining about not getting to use it
Right, right, mhmm
7
*hr hr hrm* Greg's time to shine!
Woo!
7 skims...
That's the best skim so far
Pride of the skimming community
Go on then
Let me show you how it's done.
I look forward to it
Good use of time
*kiss*
Stole my thing but that's alright
No, that's my thing
- Well it's not really it's my thing - This is the pride of the skimming community here
- It's my thing now, d'ya know what I mean? - Definitely my thing
Here we go
Good use of time
*hurgh*
5 skims
Aww Bodger, I skimmed more than you
What did you get?
I got 6
7
Oh, did I win?
Ohh! Bodger!
Aa!!!!
You won Greg! That was all on you
I WON!
I WON!!!!
I beat Bodger, didn't I Bodger?
WOOOOOOAH!!!
Didn't I?
I'm not gonna mention how I did
What happened?
That was offensive to the skimming community that...
REMATCH! REMATCH!
So all in all, you've spent maybe an hour and a half in this glade
Great!
- skimming stones - Yep, let's go
Shall we go back to the tavern? Who's game for a pint?
I'm actually getting real sick of this
- Bob guy that we don't know - As far as you know, you're still following
the directions of the ranger to find the wolves
So you're on your way to the wolves as far as you know
Let's do it!
Alright, we've had enough dilly-dallying, let's move!
Continue Rob
Continue on, about an hour's walk away, you reach the edge of the forest
and you can see Honeywood in front of you
Oh what?
Wait wait
Have we doubled back? What?
What's happened? Yeah, we've gone full circle
Have we walked around the entire planet?
*laughter*
It's Honeywood
But how-
What?
That's Honeywood?
That can't be Honeywood, that must be Darkwood, or Lightwood?
Wait, wait!
Er, the planet's actually flat
Wait! Investigation. Is this Honeywood or is it Darkwood?
- Ooo, make an investigation - No no, we've been trying to get in to Lightwood
so it can't be Darkwood
unless we've gone full circle
unless we've done an arc and gone to Darkwood?
I wanna - investigation check
18 + 2 = 20
This town is not shrouded in darkness with bats and spiders and creepy crawlies around it
you're pretty sure that this is not Darkwood
Is it Lightwood?
He just, didn't he say it was Honeywood?
I mean, it looks like Honeywood
He said it looks like Honeywood
I dunno if there is a Light- is there a Lightwood?
Yeah, that's where we're going!
Anyway!
Are we?
You're going into The Lightwood
which is the name of the forest - Yeah, that was the forest
That's the forest
This is why it gets confusing, there is a forest called Darkwood
and within that there is a town called Darkwood
Yeah
Whereas there is a forest called Lightwood and I don't think there's a town called Lightwood?
- There's no, there's currently no Lightwood on the map -So are we just, are we just up on a cliff
are we can just see Honeywood a while away?
You're basically up on a hill at the edge of the Lightwood forest looking down-
Right, I'm walking into the town
Can I see?
I'm walking in to the town.
-How do we know? - I'm going
What? Oh
Bodger sets off ahead, walks back to Honeywood
Yep, we're following, this is the best thing to do
by the time you arrive at the town it's basically twilight and you've spent the day
Is it Honeywood?
Yep, it seems to be
It seems to be Honeywood
Well, tavern?
Tavern. Let's get drunk
Beer? Beer? Beer! Beer! Right!
Tavern? Tavern? Tavern?
So you make your way back to Greg's tavern
Tavern! Tavern! Tavern! Wooo!
*Drunken shouting*
Waaaayoh!!!
Very nice, aye, that's good
You guys are the beeest!
I try to punch Greg
18!
I don't allow it
Hngggrrrah!
God dammit
I try and hit Bob
One of these days Greg
I try and hit Bob
- I'm gonna punch you right in the face - Do you allow him to try and hit you?
Yeah, fine, bring it
Greg! He allows him to try
Yeah, I've got- 13 plus something will hit
So you do with unarmed strikes you do 1 plus your strength modifier
Which for you is negative 1, so he hits you but does no damage
Hey Bob!
What?
Can I punch you?
Yeah, sure, go for it
Hrrrrrgh! Ugh
No effect
Ah. Oh well.
Right. No effect!
I punch him back
I don't allow it!
God dammit
Hey Greg?
Ah!
Can I punch you?
No!
Awww
Please?
No
Aww, I wanna punch you, can I please?
No!
Awwww
You know what? I'm gonna do it anyway
Hrrrrrghaah!
DAMMIT!
Ha ha
I really like the rules of this world
This world's bullshit
Fill 'er up Greg
This is how I felt in real life as well, I'm just like I'm getting mugged I'm like don't allow it!
- It doesn't work very well - Fill her up Greg
Greg, do you happen to have a map of the surrounding area in your shop?
Yeah, I think I do
Let's pump the brakes. What the hell happened today?
How did we leave Honeywood, walk in a straight line and end back at Honeywood?
I'm SO confused
We need a map Greg
Obviously, who was leading?
Why did we let ourselves get drunk before we decided to start talking about this?
Do you have a map in your- Yeah I think I do
I punch Greg!
I don't allow it!
Okay
I... I'll check my pack
Check your pack
I think I've got a map of
We're in your shop, or next door to your shop, the tavern's next door to the shop
Ah yeah
Yeah, you would probably have a map right?
- I think I have a map of this area - Let me just check
Yeah alright, you have a map
It's crudely drawn as most maps of this time are, it's things are largely uncharted
like the most dangerous areas 'here there be dragons' kind of thing
you've got Honeywood, you've got the areas immediately surrounding Honeywood
the river that leads up from the Lightwood down through Honeywood
The cliffs, is the cliffs area and the river on it?
As soon as it becomes Lightwood it's just like 'Lightwood'
and there's no specific detail on the map - No river on the map?
Can we retrace our steps?
- Should we do it at night time now? - It's not a topographical map
I know what-
I mean in here! Not out there!
I don't mean let's go walk over it all again
I've got an idea
What's that? What is it?
I want to talk to the fisherman
Baelin...
He'll know, he'll know
he'll know
Well let's find him. He could be anywhere on his route
BAELIN!
Or he happens to just be outside
Hey Baelin!
*complete silence*
Huh
or he'll just be outside
Baelin! You here?!
Are you around?
*dice roll*
There's no answer
- Right, that's deadened my idea - He must be on his route
Alright, great job. Can we retrace our steps now?
And talk about where we went and how we got there?
So, we left Honeywood
And we walked... We followed the bullywogs
whatever the hell their names were
Duh - right - yeah, duh
Oh my god
I punch Bodger!
That was not today BTW
That was a-
Bullywugs was yesterday
We're doing the wolf thing now
Yeah yeah yeah but...
This morning you set off to try and find the wolves
but we went through the bullywugs to get there right?
Continue...
No no no we absolutely didn't
No you went back up the path out of Honeywood the way you came back in when you saw the wolf
Let's retrace our steps without Bob
Oh right! We did too
that's where I'm getting confused
Sorry, I've been very drunk
The god of your mind: actually we went to where you saw the wolf yesterday
Yes we did!
We went and saw the wolves
Shall we have a nice little rest and go up the path?
I think so. I think that's what we're doing, yep
A nice little resty rest
I still don't understand how we left Honeywood
Yeah
Did the, did that crafty ranger turn us around?
Give us instructions to go left, left, left, and left so we ended up doing a big circle?
You wrote down the things, can you read them?
Make a survival check with disadvantage cos you're drunk
Okay
I wrote it down as well, can I
Everything with Ben is like disadvantage from now on
20!
but with disadvantage cos you're drunk
Ah, f***
- It's ok, it's only a 1 in 400 chance of you doing it again - Roll another 20, roll another 20!
13
Investigation...survival rather
Survival, 2
15
Thinking on it, you were following wolf tracks
yeah
you met a ranger
yeah
he said no you're going the wrong way, go back the way you came from the wolf tracks until you hit the river,
then take a left and head until you see the mountain, then take a left and go in...
and you think yep, that ranger turned us around.
Oh, sneaky bastard ranger
Do you guys wanna go and kill no no no-
Hear me out we either got turned around
hang on a sec
Scottish
Hear me out, hear me out
- He's so drunk he's losing his Scottish accent - We either got turned around
That sort of thing, we got turned around -Or, or...
is it possible that there's like an alternate dimension
No.
and we've like gone into a different dimension
No. I'm been into many different dir-dimensions
No look, imagine our Honeywood's in some other dimension now we're gonna spend the rest of our lives
in like this new dimension maybe like that maid of Honeywood is
not a maid I've ever met before but she's like from the new dimension?
No. Certainly not
Definitely got turned around
...like the mirror side of the...you guys hearing what...have another one?
Yeah boi! Gonna party!
I dunno what you're saying Bodger
I dunno what I'm saying mehhrh
So, you get pissed, you spend the night
in the morning, long rest
- I'm still...dimension...weird - I get up, put my pants on
You can, Rowan, you can heal yourself
Heal! Long rest, everybody Who wants some garlic and fish?
Who wants some?
Garlic and fish is up
good way to start the day num num num num num
Potato? Baked potato? -On your app you can renew those spells, it's a long rest
Oh yeah, long rest
You got some damage, long rest
Make sure it's all reset
The next morning both of you make a constitution saving throw
I feel like I'm in groundhog day, I just keep waking up hungover in Honeywood
Naked and hungover
10 + 4 constitution
[Bob] 16
- 16 + constitution - Yeah, is that your save? So 14
Yeah so both of you wake up without too bad of a hangover
You manage to hold it fairly well
Alright. Means that Greg's ale's probably fairly weak
Fairly weak yeah
You- Feeding me piss water
-Okay guys, there's two options -You have the day ahead of you
1. We go back and shake down the ranger
2. We go up the path
Up the path
Shake down the ranger
- Hey guys remember when I was saying - I think I want to shake down the ranger
we should go up the path?
just saying...
Remember when I was the only one brave enough to do it?
I don't know what happened to my accent just then
Guys remember when there was like this dangerous shitty place there and us going ah f***
Well, ok we-
Remember guys when the guy with a great axe didn't bother to cut down the thorns?
Urghh
Firebolt to the face!
...f***ing coming with us, she's f***ing coming with us!
Murder!
Agreed
Okay
- Okay, Bodger's dancing - I'm dancing, hey, I'm dancing
- while he's distracted - I'm dancing
a *ccrkkksshh* tearing of the fabric of space
and a familiar portal opens ahead of you
is that your boi?
Baradun, I didn't give you permission to leave, we weren't done talking
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