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冰河世紀4：大陸漂移
那是什麼？艾莉，你聽到了麼？
我聽到了，曼尼，不管是什麼，還很遠
桃子，你還好麼？
她去哪兒了？
小孩子哪有那麼起這麼早
放心啦，典獄長，人家又沒給關禁閉
你們倆是怎麼當叔叔的！
什麼？我才沒有看到桃子15還是20分鐘前溜走了
也沒有看到她和路易士去瀑布了
瀑布？那群小混混去的地方？
別緊張，只是孩子們玩的地方罷了
才不是，混混就上癮了
先是去瀑布，然後穿鼻環…
下一件，她就要開始吸莓毒了
曼尼！你反應過度啦
她不會永遠是你的小姑娘
我知道，所以我才擔心
快點！
路易士！
你能不能把腦袋鑽出來一次？外面多好玩啊
我是個鼴鼠，我頭就該在地底下啊
而且我對好玩的定義， 才不是冒險去找可愛的猛獁帥哥
伊森不是可愛，人家是性感
另外，總不能一輩子都睡安生覺吧
- 我肯定願意 - 老爸？
不要生氣啊
你知道我反對你去瀑布的
尤其是一個人
她不是一個人，長官
你不算，維納
好吧，我地位就是這樣， 謝謝
走吧，大小姐
快回家，這樣我才能盯著你
那，我等在這兒，還是…
哼哼，大地之母，想嚇唬我！
儘管放馬過來，我都能接招
我覺得我們快到了！
但願吧！就是方向盤壞了
有人見到小貝貝麼？ 吃飯時間到了
老媽！奶奶又在說死掉的寵物了
嘿，大家，爪放在空中甩！
爪給我放下來！叔叔，拜託！太噁心了
小心點，密爾頓，這樣會撞到人的！
壞貓咪！
石頭！
那能不能告訴我， 什麼時候我才能去找男生玩？
等我死了，外加三天后， 確定一定以及肯定我死了
曼尼，你還好麼？
從我臉上…下來！
真有意思，現在，我該先吃誰呢？
不要，不要！
蘑菇叔叔！真的是你麼？
借過，借過
老媽，老爸！
馬歇爾！
- 嘿！ - 奶奶？
這個南瓜熟了，可以采了！
我全家都來了
看到麼？他都還在抱他的父母
我以為再也見不到我的小寶貝了， 我們到處找你
有麼？
我就知道！我就知道！ 我內心深處就知道我沒被拋棄！
哦，那不準確，我們確實拋棄你了
但是我們一直都很想念你，對不對？
對，對，對
而且我們知道， 希德想見他可憐的奶奶…
最後一面
我要把你們都埋了，在你們墳上跳舞
太可憐了
而且她等不及要和你呆一塊兒了，希德
沒錯，奶奶？奶奶？
- 奶奶 - 你們都不讓我玩
帶她去你住的地方看看？ 她可以睡一會
哦，我有好多話要跟你說
上次見到你之後，發生了好多事
沒興趣
但是我們在冰河世紀和恐龍大戰呢
非常不可思議，但真的很刺激
終於擺脫老蝙蝠了！我們走！
喂喂！你們就這麼一走了之
希德會很傷心的
對不起，小朋友，家裡都四分五裂了
所以我們需要搬到內陸去， 奶奶太累贅了
- 再見 - 快，快！
還有，告訴鄰居，她會亂跑！
好吧，難怪希德也是這樣了
爸，媽，你們有看到奶奶的假牙麼？ 她找不到了
嘿！你能給我嚼一下麼？
大家都去哪裡了？
我來吧
希德?
你全家被小行星撞成末了 對不起
啥？
迭戈想說的是，…
他們走了
他們只想找到你， 這樣你就可以照顧奶奶
拜託，哪有這麼變態的家庭， 會把奶奶拋棄給一個人？
真是瘋了吧，真是…
真是…
…真是我的家庭
至少你還有奶奶，對不對？
是，奶奶，奶奶？
奶奶？
哇，一個老太太，她也太快了吧
- 奶奶？ - 奶奶
奶奶？
出來吧，快出來吧！
出來吧，奶奶
來這裡吧，奶奶，我這裡有梅子！
你想要的那種！
看不下去了
噢，不
你爸發現了怎麼辦？ 我沒有想像中的那麼強悍！
等等，你聽到了麼？
長傳！
帥！
嘿，快看，那是伊森
耶，伊森！
你好厲害啊！
太棒了
耶！
看到沒？很好玩，不危險
看我的！
- 我確信他沒事 - 我肯定不會沒事！
還真的滑下來了！太瘋狂了！
帥
耶！
他是不是很完美？
‘完美’，太過了，或許‘合適’
我們在跟蹤誰？
是不是伊森？我賭是伊森
- 嘿，維納 - 你們倆在這裡幹嘛？
曼尼讓我們盯著你
- 但不能被發現 - 任何情況下
白癡，白癡，白癡
好，我要去了，我看上去還行麼？
路易士？
‘還行’根本不足以形容
路易士，你是我最好的朋友！
那就是我吧
嗨，伊森，我叫桃子，你叫什麼？
我在幹嘛？ 好，冷靜點，冷靜…
啊！
喔，重量級的來了！
好疼啊！
不要！不要啊！
好噁心，那不就是總和負鼠混在一起的怪胎麼！
發生了什麼？
哦，對不起，伊森！真抱歉
哇，你近一點看上去更加帥
我的意思是，更清楚…
你有雙胞胎？
我打擾你們了麼？
- 爸！ - 噢，天哪，好吧…
抱歉，如果我…
- 等等，你先撤 - 只要往後挪一點點
你！離我女兒遠一點
- 爸… - 還有你，關禁閉！
- 但我沒有… - 關禁閉！
好丟臉啊
噢，那是她爸
說真的，太尷尬了
真變態
桃子！
桃子！過來，我們可以談談！
你為什麼要在我朋友前羞辱我？
你有意去了你不該去的地方！
你不能控制我的生活！
我是在保護你！ 這是父親該做的事
那…我真希望你不是我父親
她只是心煩，親愛的
桃子！又不是世界末日到了
哇哦，對不起
我覺得應該不是你發出的
- 到底是什麼？ - 我不知道
站著別動
我過來
- 艾莉！ - 曼尼！
不要！
- 爸！ - 桃子，退後！
快，爸，快！
曼尼！
- 迭戈！ - 你過不過去的！
艾莉，你身後！
發生了什麼？
去橋那邊！到橋另一端你們就安全了
不，曼尼！不要！
我們在那裡碰頭！
曼尼！不要！
艾莉，你得快走！走！快走！
- 媽媽！ - 退後！退後！
爸爸！
好好活著！
不管多久，我都會找到你！
媽，都是我的錯，要我聽了…
桃子！不是你的錯，好麼？
萬一我再也見不到他了呢？ 我們最後一件事竟然是吵架
嘿，你父親是我所見過最堅強， 也是最固執的猛獁象
你會來找我們的，那是個承諾
快來！幫我把這玩意兒轉過來！
諸位！請安靜下來，不要驚慌！
等等，媽媽，路易士在哪裡？ 我們得去找到他
好，要快
他們需要我！我們得回去！
老兄，這玩意兒太大了， 水流把我們往外沖
我媽媽從前告訴我說， 壞消息不過是好消息的偽裝
她是在拋棄你之前告訴你的麼？
沒錯
不過，重點在於，儘管事情看上去很糟糕…
每個轉角都會有彩虹…
之後就是一帆風順的！
一帆風順麼，希德？
- 路易士？路易士？ - 路易士？
維納！維納！維納！
路易士，你在哪裡？ 快出來，我們要走了
路易士？
桃子！
路易士，你得跳下來
不要！快走，不要管我
我們不會丟下你的
噢，謝天謝地
快跳！
這就是為什麼我走地下，不走地上！
謝謝你回來
你在說什麼？ 你也不會丟下朋友不管的
好，我們走
那堵牆會繼續向前，然後壓向我們
我們得去橋那邊
有問題麼？
嗯？
你用鼻子喝水，會不會有鼻屎味？
不會
好吧，有時候會，我們走！
盯著水平線就好
我找不到水平線
超級大螃蟹！
抱住我
如果我不行了…
幫我找個老婆，告訴她我愛她
我們活過來了！
大海，你就這點本事麼，你來啊！
是不是，老兄？
嘿，每個轉角真的有彩虹耶！
桃子！
你還好麼？
我只是非常擔心我爸爸
聽著，我們會找到他的
按照這個節奏，我們一直在牆之前…
然後，我們就能到橋那兒了
我們都能熬過去的
好吧，或許他們不行， 但其他人都會平平安安
我們依然在遠離家園
沒錯，不過我們都活下來了， 至少彼此還能有個照應
要往好處想，對不對？
這還是第一次他說對了
我們熬過了大風大浪…
還有各種大大小小的海怪
還有什麼能打倒我們？
我不想起床偏偏讓我起
我想起的時候自然會起
你好？
什麼…？
小畜生，我在睡覺！
奶奶？你還活著？
我們能說我們有多興奮見到您老麼？
嘿，胖子，把我拉出去行麼？
嘿，加把勁啊
假裝我是點心，或許可以激勵你一下
真不敢相信， 一場風暴，你就睡過去了？
彗星撞地球，獨角獸因此滅絕的時候， 我也睡過去了
謝謝你幫我放洗澡水，小希德
- 奶奶，抓住我的爪子 - 才不要
這是我十年來洗的第一個澡
還真是十年沒洗
快點！你們想想辦法！
- 我抓住你了，奶奶 - 快走開！
奶奶！
你們這些偷窺狂，看什麼看？
女士就不能好好洗個澡麼？ 盯著我像見到肉一樣
母樹懶到底能活多久？
她會比我們都活得長，你其實知道的
沒錯，壞人永遠都打不死
這海有多大？
水，水，到處都是水
但是，一滴都不能喝
或許那滴除外
嗯，好像有點…鹹
小貝貝！媽媽在喊你呢
小貝貝！過來，親愛的
嘿，女士，你有見過小貝貝麼？
如果你是說那個你一直在找的， 但卻是幻想的…
或許還是已死的，寵物…那，我沒有
大夥，快看
有鳥的地方，就有陸地，對不對？
嘿，老兄，快過來
不要，等等，等等！快回來
快回來！
大魚來了，船長
4個乘客，已經上鉤了
一個很臭，一個很肥
在我的地盤？
真他媽時來運轉了
這他媽的我喜歡
是我的幻覺，還是那塊冰朝我們沖過來？
是，是，它沖過來了， 聽上去上面還有別的動物
太好了！ 我們獲救了，我們獲救了！
我聽到了笑聲
肯定是遊艇聚會
嘿，他們看上去毛茸茸的
我要那個毛絨大個
哇哦
大家準備上刺刀！
- 等等，小眯眼 - 嘿！
等船長的命令
喂，下麵的！
你們可知有多幸運？
這片海域都是海盜的地盤
對吧，兄弟們？
很高興我們先發現了你們
我是膽量船長，是來幫助你們的
那只猴子看起來態度很友好
我們不想惹麻煩，我們只想回到陸地上
陸地？那一坨不毛之地？
我家人在那裡，如果你可以…
哦，你家人？聽上去好溫馨啊
我希望你和他們說了再見， 因為根本沒有回去的路
額，實際上有的， 你不記得了麼，船長？
你可以航行到回頭彎， 然後順著逆行的水流就行了
看看我腦子反應多快
真是謝謝了，弗林先生
看到沒？我就知道會有回家的路的
回個屁家！
只有這兒
而且在這兒，你們的船歸我了
準備戰鬥！
升旗！
現在要麼交船， 要麼就嘗嘗惹毛我的後果
惹你的什麼毛？
不是‘毛’，是惹毛！
開火！
打中猛獁象，大大獎賞！
叮，叮，叮
右舷開火！
我！就！喜！歡！
雪柔，上
遵命，船長
差一點哦
我不和姑娘打架
我知道為什麼了
千斤大肚墜！
希德！
小不點，跳個倫巴吧
玩完了，大塊頭
曼尼！
你好
嘿，老兄
歡迎來到派對
來，秀個舞姿，跳吧，小鼠魚！
給大爺跳！
給俺跳歡點
瞧瞧他
俺的靴靴呢？有人看到了麼？ （同戰利品諧音）
哥們兒，就在你背後
哪兒呢？俺靴靴在哪兒呢？
我找不到了
媽的我眼前都是你“靴靴”
真是個快樂的假期，第一次這麼好
早上好，小陽光
讓我先伸出友誼之手
那是你的腳
哈哈，什麼都騙不過你
你到底想要什麼？
我猜你現在很迷茫，很恐懼，很困惑
容我來解釋一下
來幫個忙，兄弟們
船長要唱歌了！
小船在水面跑， 水中漂，水上搖
你的人生在飄搖
我不想得意洋洋， 但我不想讓你迷茫
你們的運氣不差
你們被猩猩我救上， 我統治著這片海洋
快忘記兒女情長
大副，請告訴他們我是誰
遵命，膽量船長
- 他駭人且高大 - 多毛但優雅
- 讓人嚇尿 - 年事卻高
- 坑蒙拐逃 - 擅剝香蕉
不折不扣的海上之王
噢，天哪
- 是我 - 是他
好吧，好吧
海盜我是新興的猩猩， 這些都是我勇敢的士兵
所有人從前和你一樣， 都是失落的靈魂
這是真的
- 他挽救了我們 - 他解救了我們
我們都欠膽量船長一條命
若他不殺你們
你們也欠他命！
殺他們？
我？當然不會
至少不殺這頭中用的猛獁象
嘿，把你手放下
不管怎樣…
我們如今在船上， 我們乘風又破浪
穿過層層的浮冰
一起來遠航
- 這是提示 - 又是提醒
也是善良的建議
在這兵荒馬亂的世界 要生存必須殺戮擄掠
幸好那是我的專長
他是最棒的
- 偷搶拐騙的他 - 我們真的該走啦
- 精通武器的他 - 我們得馬上走啊
- 專殺樹懶的他 - 可惜我們不能留下啊
無可爭議 毋庸置疑
- 表裡如一 - 你猜對了
海上之王
噢，拜託
- 是我 - 是他
- 是誰 - 是你
隨便問問，我當然知道
是我
唱得好，船長
“膽量船長”？還真叫這個？
我也有個膽， 但我才不會用它作自己名字
真好笑，你這個人真有意思
但那不是我得名的由來
這才是我得名的由來
- 我不太理解 - 不理解？
好吧
給你形象點的幫助
我只要輕輕的戳這裡一下
- 好癢 - 然後滑下來
接著你就開膛破肚了
我還是不太理解
聽著，儘管加入一個猴子…
和一個復活節兔子， 以及一大布丁袋子的軍團很誘人…
我還是算了
沒人能阻止我回家
看我不把你的肝挖出來
快讓我去！
你所謂的家，會斷送了你的命
大副，把這群廢物扔進海裡
遵命，船長，準備木板！
準備木板！
什麼？ 你想讓我走進海裡？
我離上次吃東西才20分鐘，這樣對身體不好
那是胡說的
好吧，只要沒事的就好
- 等等！ - 謝天謝地
把那老女人一起扔了
女士優先
真是個乖孩子
你為什麼不能學學他呢，小希德？
奶奶，不要！等等！
曼尼！
把我轉到繩子那兒去
好，好，沒問題
你養的金魚真難看
加把勁，再過來一點點
不要！
幹掉那頭猛獁象
加油，曼尼，揍他！
看看你
11噸重的旱胖子
嘿，我不是胖子！我只是骨架子大
太可惜了，胖子，本來可以用到你的
你癡心妄想了，船長
抓到你了，奶奶
駕，駕，我們走
有人有救生艇麼？
不！不！
我的！
他們沉了我們的戰艦，我們該怎麼辦？
我們都要淹死啦
你是個海豹，你個白癡
說得對，船長
我要翻成白旗麼，船長？
不要！
等等，那雪柔怎麼辦？
- 什麼她怎麼辦？ - 對啊，什麼她怎麼辦？
還有哪個想來當一把“船長”？
很好
現在加把勁，蠢貨們，快遊
嘿！膽量！弗林！有人麼？
這兒，抓緊了
走開，我寧可淹死
如您所願
我說了我不需要你們的説明
不客氣，那， 煩勞大駕，願意加入我們麼？
兩隻樹懶，一隻猛獁象和一隻劍齒虎？
感覺像個冷笑話的出場人物一樣
高潮是我們救了你的命
這才是這笑話的笑點，小貓咪
不要叫我“小貓咪”
好吧，我不…
小貓咪
如果他們要親，我就要吐了
啥？才不會
我們到了沒？
我覺得我們永遠都走不到了
我們還是休息一會兒吧
謝謝
晚安，艾莉
我好想你，爸
真是難得一見啊
伊森！
嗨
我故意的
我從沒見過一個猛獁象這麼睡覺
什麼？沒有，這只是幫助我思考
能促進血液從舊的腦子流向…當我沒說
好吧，是有點奇怪
那，現在這一切，你都還好麼？
說實話，有點害怕
好吧，很害怕
我們所熟悉的都消失了
是，我也非常害怕
我是說，不是害怕，而是，有點擔憂
你想不想明天走在我邊上？
試著忘掉這些不愉快的
你想和我一起走？
你今天早上幾乎快把我壓平了
所以我想，不能比這更糟了吧？
是啊
就是有一件事
不過沒什麼，就是， 你或許不要帶上那只鼴鼠
路易士？好，沒問題
哇哦
有人看上去心情不錯
伊森很棒，對不對？
親愛的，我知道你很喜歡他…
但不要讓任何人改變自己，好嗎？
我知道
你要上來麼？
我今晚睡下麵吧
好
晚安，親愛的
晚安，媽
晚安，爸
嘿，幫我嚼下這三明治
奶奶，為什麼我們家裡人不要我們了？ 我們做錯了什麼？
他們覺得我們是廢物， 做啥事都做不好
老鼠！
不！不！
- 廢物 - 噢，希德！
我們不能劃著這玩意兒回家
或許你在弄翻我們的船前， 就該想到這一點
我們是要逃命的好不好
- 膽小鬼！ - 牢騷王！
- 小淚包！ - 陸地！
是，陸地！等等，啥？
不是她，看那裡！
陸地！
大家快劃，快劃！
吃的！我想念你太久了！
看看我，都快餓死了
下午茶時間過了， 快來紮一個木筏
曼尼
哇哦，雪柔肯定很討厭紮木筏
快去抓住她，她能帶我們回去
雪柔！
抓住你了！
哇哦！
放開我
你以為你想去哪裡？
哇哦！
回頭彎
終於看到回家的路了
噢，不
你們這群侏儒，這也配叫船？
就是說你呢，你個矮子，快去幹活
快點，真沒用，只會說對不起的懦夫…
只配當鯊魚的誘餌！
- 他在說什麽？ - 不知道
日落前給我把這破船造好…
不然就讓你們滿地找牙！
你覺得如何？
兩個字，暴君
我在說水流
迭戈說對了，我們找到回家的路了
是，沒錯， 可惜我們沒有船
誰說我們沒有，那不就是麼
真是天衣無縫的計畫啊
你要去從海盜的手裡盜海盜船？
我不得不承認…
- 我們的犯人說到點子上了 - 沒錯，不過…
等等 這樹有耳朵
等一下，或許我們可以互相幫忙
嘿，小朋友們，出來吧
不，不，沒事的， 我們不會傷害你們
我們一起打海盜好不好？
你們完全不知道我在說什麼，是不是？
好吧，船，我們要
人猿泰山同學你好
儘管笑我吧，他理解就行
謝謝
讓我試一試？
儘管試吧
好吧，看這裡
吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮，吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮
嗒噠！
就這樣，他們都能懂？
好，他們加入了
太好了，我們會解救你們的同伴， 我們一起齊心協力…
狠狠地揍那群海盜
悠著點，小貓咪，水
你要喝點水
我才不要你的任何東西
好，你就渴死吧，到時候你就知道了
等下
把水留下
謝謝
你說‘謝謝’的時候， 說的像‘去死’一樣
與生俱來的本事
對於一個劍齒虎而言，你也太娘了
你說什麽，我才不是娘
我是冷血的殺手
迭戈寶寶！
嘿，我又給你做了一條珊瑚項鍊
他總是會弄丟
我開始理解你爲什麽脫離虎群了
聽著，是我要離開虎群的，好麼？
那恭喜你啊，勇敢的小公主
我也是
- 真的麼？ - 什麽真的？
沒什麼，我知道遠離自己熟悉的一切…
…非常艱難
哦喲，難道說， 我們現在要給對方梳理毛髮麼？
你很幽默，真的很幽默
我能告訴你，我們倆的區別麼？
比如我就不會一直戴著那串項鍊？
不是不是， 我們都曾想要獨立生活…
但至少我不會朝秦暮楚，反復無常
我有我所依靠的群體
哦，真的麼，是什麽群體？
- 一個團隊 - 有什麽區別？
我們能照應彼此
膽量也照應我，我是他大副
真的麼？我還真沒看出來， 膽量有派人來找你
你知道，你打不過他的
你那個毛茸茸的大塊頭朋友？
他完全不知道他面對的是什麽
這話不假，但膽量也不知道
解開繩索，等我們都上了船再放手
大家都要掌握好時間，才能都上船
小朋友，你們那邊搞定了麼？
我就當這個是‘是’吧，迭戈？
我來救那些小朋友
希德和奶奶？
解開船，長官！
沒錯，解開繩索， 還有等到我們都上船了再放手
我們都指望你了，希德，你知道了麼？
是的，長官，全力以赴，長官
不要怕
我們不用看守雪柔，現在要容易多了
現在就行動，快
小眯眼，關上艙門
拉茲，起錨
還有，古塔，升旗
好的，船長
朋友們，復仇之旅開始了
我愛復仇
船長！
雪柔！噢，真是松了一口氣！
我以為我們失去你了
猛獁象，我和他一起被沖上了岸
什麽？他在這裡？
你有沒有咬死他？他有沒有跪地求饒？
沒有，那個劍齒虎抓住了我
你太失敗了
我需要勇士， 結果我手底下不是小貓咪就是小白兔
要麼就是海豹和袋鼠
要麼抓住劍齒虎，要麼死在衝鋒的路上
不要找藉口
是，船長
小眯眼
是的，船長
你現在是大副了
太好了，船長
別擋道，虎子，你現在聽我的了
膽量，他是來…
抓起你們的武器，朋友們！
不是勺子，弗林
跟我來！
太好了，我們上
讓我去！沖啊！
朋友們，不用這樣，真的
我也很愛你們
到船那邊，不要搞砸 到船那邊，不要搞砸
- 解開繩索 - 不要放手
解開繩索
不要放…噢，好吃的！
希德，不要！那是蓮花果
吃了會被麻醉的！
哦，拜託，我最懂果子了
不要…
吞下去
看到沒，我很好， 如果我知道的只剩下一件事，那就是果子了
啊哦！
終於決鬥了！
誰敢再叫我復活節兔子！
- 起作用了，他信了！ - 快走！
不！
是調虎離山！
我知道，我玩得好開心啊！
不是躲貓貓！你個傻子，他們在偷我們的船
一件事，希德，你就不能做好一件事麼？
看看你
希德，你能聽見我說話麼？
拜拜
說話啊，老兄
我們快抓住他們！
我們走
船！
快走，我們得在船走遠前趕上它！
抱歉，沒事了，我把你抓高點
抱歉，抱歉
說拜拜吧，猛獁象！
拜拜！
抱歉，老兄
我來了，希德
抓到你了！抓住你了！
猛獁象，我來了
迭戈！
快來！
快來！快點！
你爲什麽要這樣？
你不懂，我根本就沒的選
你不必過這樣的生活，雪柔
你和我們在一起會很安全的
- 我們可以互相照顧 - 迭戈！
我快撐不住了
迭戈！
和我們一起走吧
和我一起走
你在幹什麼？
我來掩護你 （雙關：我來照應你）
再見了，吃香蕉的， 多謝你的船了！
噢，不，他永遠離開我們了！
噢，他出現了！
登岸時間過了
你們這群死鬼給我上船
膽量，我能解釋
這件事結束後…
我要把在我牆上掛張虎皮
我不管是誰的皮
那只猛獁象搶了我的船…
我的戰利品…
還搶走了我船員的忠誠
我要毀了他…
還要毀了他的一切
等等…等等…
碉堡了
我能問你們倆一些事麼？
你們爲什麽總是那麼開心？
世界末日快到了，你們一點都不擔心麼？
我能告訴他我們的秘密麼？
過來，過來
我們非常，非常，白癡
不過，你們就一點點都不擔心…
我不知道，比如，突如其來的死亡麼？
沒錯
我要去找桃子
大家快來，這是一條捷徑
你們肯定會喜歡的
快來，姑娘們，我們找點樂子吧
哇哦！
- 太有意思了 - 感覺像翻轉世界一樣
太神奇了
回音！
你在可惜你鼴鼠朋友沒有來，是不是？
你倆不是那種真的朋友吧？
是啊，澄清一下吧，桃子
你到底和那個笨笨的傢伙是朋友麼？
我意思是…
我和路易士，經常一起玩或者怎麼樣
但是，實際上，不算是朋友的那種朋友
不是朋友？
路易士！我…
抓個正著
知道了也好
路易士，等等
他跑起來也傻傻的
沒事，桃子，不要怕， 你現在和我們在一起了
是啊，壓力太讓人有壓力感了
是啊，姑娘們，如果有什麽要有壓力， 那就是髮型的壓力了
我知道， 這裡好潮濕，我受不了
各位，我們是不是該離開這裡
你開玩笑麼？百年難得！
走！走！走！
耶！
太變態了吧！
唷，真是瘋狂
嘿，桃子，放輕鬆！開心點
開心？那樣你就覺得開心？我不玩了
拜託，你真的要回去…
然後和你那個奇怪的鼴鼠混一起？ 不和我們一起玩？
我是說，你有一半的負鼠血緣已經夠糟糕了…
夠糟糕？
我家人一點都不糟糕
我喜歡用尾巴倒掛著
如果你們這群天才是正常的， 那這個種族就要滅亡了
你們的種族才第一個滅亡呢
碉堡了！
我們是同一個種族，各位天才們
啥？更碉！
嘿，我腳趾又可以動了
最重要的那根， 我那最得意的小腳趾啊
等下！我可以說話了
我有好多話，想說都說不出
比如，‘嘿，我還沒死！’
還有，‘爲什麽有‘颶風眼’，而不是‘颶風耳’’
我把他推下去吧，你們只當是個事故
我贊成，你呢，迭戈？迭戈？
嘿，放鬆點，夥計！
瘋狂船長和他的漂流動物園已經是歷史了
開心點！我們就要回家了！
我不知道我哪裡不對勁
我吃不下，睡不著，是不是生病了
我知道是什麽病了
L開頭的詞
我知道！麻風病！
不對，希德，是4個字的詞 （麻風病leprosy有6個字）
L開頭，E結尾
蝨子！
不對，迭戈同學是害了相思病
哇，對了！是Love！
你是說和那個海盜？才不是
雪柔偷走了你的心，承認吧
一個你這樣粗獷的老虎
配上一個更粗獷的她
不對，不對，你們不要胡咧咧
否認是沒有用的， 你害了相思病啦，小貓咪！
迭戈和雪柔，坐在大樹下
一起親個嘴， 真呀真高興
成熟點好不好，你們倆，成熟點
入個小洞房，生個小虎娃
舔她的小虎爪，真呀真高興…
迭戈
雪柔？
我要跟你走
她好漂亮
希德…
我就喜歡你這種邋遢的小樹懶
我就是，寶貝兒
奶奶
到我這兒來，奶奶
哇哦，哈羅
酒釀的越久，就越醇香
奶奶好喜歡
奶奶非常非常喜歡
- 大家有沒有注意到？ - 曼尼…
- 曼尼，你在麼？ - 艾莉？
我們在這裡，曼尼
這邊，爸爸
我真的很需要你
我知道，親愛的，呆著別動
我來了
沒錯，曼尼， 你每次都是對的
不，聽著，我…
等下，艾莉才不會說這個
曼尼？曼尼
不，他們不是真的，他們是魔鬼！
他們是海妖，不要聽他們說話！
誰能采下清晨的一縷陽光， 灑上清澈的露珠 （The Candy Man，很正能量的一首歌）
不要！不要被騙了，他們不是真的
他們會毀了我們的船的
來吧，小老虎，和我一起游泳吧
希德…
我給你準備了點心
哇，她還會燒飯
希德，不要！
我們爲什麽親上了？
因為郵輪總是浪漫之地？
再慢個5秒鐘，我們就死定了
電話聯繫！
這兒呢，好姑娘
這兒呢，小貝貝
她以為她終於找到她的寵物了
好姑娘，給你
奶奶，你就不能給你想像中的寵物， 扔想像中的食物麼？
已經夠多了
我們得留著點撐到回家呢
不要睬他們，小貝貝
我留著就行了
就不能走開她一分鐘
還真不能，就和小孩子一樣
小孩子還可愛點
嘿，狗頭軍師們…
準備撞上吧
大夥快看
我們快到家了！
- 老兄，我一直都堅信你可以的 - 我也是
除了有六七次我以為我們快死了
怎麼了，親愛的？
你有沒有說過什麽再也收不回來的話？
是關於路易士麼？
是我不好，媽媽
沒事，很正常的事
姑娘被帥哥衝昏頭腦， 常有的事
不過伊森我真是看走眼了
你自己發現了這一點
你知道該對路易士說什麽
發生了什麽？
橋
橋不見了
我們被困住了！
但我們本該在這兒等爸爸的， 那我們該怎麼辦？
艾莉！
桃子！
噢，不，橋斷了
但如果橋斷了…
- 我們該怎麼… - 希德！
不會他們肯定在另一邊
曼尼，沒有另一邊
他們肯定在另一邊
艾莉！
桃子！
我在這裡！
請…
她肯定得在這裡
爸！
- 等下，你們聽到了麼？ - 曼尼…
不，我聽到了什麽，我聽到了！
- 是那個麼？ - 桃子？她在那兒！
爸！
我們來了，親愛的，不要動！
爸爸！
桃子！
歡迎回家，爸爸
讓我走
很巧吧？
我們剛剛說起你
你喜歡這艘新的船麼？ 我叫她甜蜜復仇號
看看這兒，今天大豐收啊
艾莉
我沒事
放我女兒走
沒事的
他想要我，他會抓到我的
爲了你女兒犧牲你自己，真感動啊
我就知道
那你過來救她吧
你好啊，老弟
還記得我們麼？
我們是壞人
好了，讓他們走吧
想得美啊
你毀了我所有的東西
我只是回報一點小恩惠罷了
不要！
我警告過你
停手！
放猛獁象走！
維納？
是誰，把這位小勇士給我帶來了？
路易士，不要！
他在幹嘛？ 這樣不是自殺麼？
沒事，我能對付他
好可愛啊，小英雄
我們來看看，勇氣賜予了你什麽力量
古塔，把你的武器給這位小武士
很高興見到你，小子
我們跳個舞吧，小英雄
不要傻站著啊，快抓住他！
站住，哥們兒您這是要去哪兒呢？
讓我來對付他
有啥遺言不？
小貝貝！
你能不能不要再叫‘小貝貝’了？
我的媽啊
我猜他們是不是嚇跑了？
- 小貝貝！ - 那是你的寵物？
這老蝙蝠或許沒那麼瘋瘋癲癲
不對，她還是有點瘋
你是在等我請你上來麼，膽小鬼？
上來
我肯定要後悔下半輩子
炸彈來襲！
不要像個小貓咪一樣
比我身上還臭
小貝貝，四十五度北上
該輪到奶奶了
給我退後
沒事，我站在你們這一邊
我就知道你是個叛徒
哦，你一生氣， 你的小鼻子晃起來真可愛
啥？
你九條命用完了，小貓咪
傻兔子…
幹嘛當海盜，海盜多窮啊
那可不妙，快走
有人帶了毛巾了麼？
給我閉嘴，小毛毛，外面怎麼樣了？
不太妙，奶奶長官
全速前進！
下潛，下潛，下潛！
開火！
開火，寶貝！
感覺太好了！
謝謝你，鯨魚先生
- 嗨，曼尼 - 希德！
救命！
媽！
你別去，桃子，我去救你媽媽， 你呆在這兒
快點，曼尼
償付時間到
曼尼！
- 艾莉！ - 我來，老爸！
桃子，不要！太危險了！
這點對半個負鼠根本不算什麽！
她成功了
我女兒真是長大了
我的乖女兒
我們得快點離開
快走，我斷後
不！
該斷後的是我
爸！
不！
逃不了的，曼尼
海洋雖大，容不得我二人共存
你還別著急…
我一旦把你碾平了， 你不占多大的地方
我告訴過你，胖子…
不要惹海上之王
你要知道，有時候， 11噸的重量還是很值的！
不！
一路順風，小猴子！
鯨魚快線，隨叫隨到！
你一定就是小貝貝了
任務完成，奶奶
誰說老奶奶當不了司機？
噢，膽量船長！
是我！
我們一起來統治海洋吧
好，好
爸！
這個出場怎麼樣？
爸！
曼尼
我告訴過你，你父親肯定不會丟下我們的
永遠不會
嘿，我實際上…
你知道，希德…
你也不是那麼弱
- 真的麼？ - 真的
你是個英雄
你也是，奶奶
多謝了，女士
我現在加入你們， 你還願意麼？
你猜呢 歡迎來到我們的世界
嘿
你真的為了我，那麼做了
謝謝
有人告訴我說，不管發生什麽…
你永遠不會落下一個朋友
我牙都快被你們的甜言蜜語酸死了
如果我牙還在
我們家沒有了
我們現在去哪兒？
媽媽也愛你！
- 我等不及要去轉悠了 - 是啊
- 抱歉？ - 爸！
你們倆下了船之後， 我希望你們都…
能玩的開心
你是個勇敢的孩子，維納
等等，什麽？
你聽到了， 你們倆是該去轉悠轉悠
想去哪兒去哪兒
但是日落前得回來
日落後一小時可以麼？
可以，但不能遲了，一分鐘也不行
成交
我愛你，爸
我和你們一起沒意見吧？
沒問題
我一直都很喜歡他
路易士是英雄， 他勇敢的很
她不再是我的小姑娘了
你們倆會適應的
我知道
希德？其實你的家人在這邊
一個真正的家庭
是啊，我很幸運
幫我嚼下這個獮猴桃
我再也不嚼了
嗒噠！
- 嘿，水手 - 哦哇！
歡迎，兄弟
看，這裡是松特蘭蒂斯
不！
停手！
兄弟，從這個欲望裡醒來吧
超越自身
我們，我們， 不是普通的一家
但我們都認為
我們，我們
親密無間
太親密了吧！
我 們 們 們 們 們
我 們
我 們 們 們 們 們
我 們
我 們 們 們 們 們
我 們
是一家
不論你長什麼樣 我看起來都很棒
我們身邊都是愛 我真的好感激
你們繼續說說笑笑 我都不會不安
因為我 們，我 們
是一家
我 們，我 們
是意甲
不對，是‘我們是一家’
我們身上的枷鎖 讓我們精疲力盡
但是我們因此而會變得更加強大
不能隨隨便便就把一個人給取代 媽媽
- 或爸爸 - 加油，曼尼
因為，我們
因為我們來自四面和八方
爲了尋求理想中的避風港
當我們終於到達了這個地方
我們建起了家
我們，我們， 不是普通的一家
但我們都認為
我們，我們
親密無間
我 們 們 們 們 們
我 們
我 們 們 們 們 們
我 們
我 們 們 們 們 們
我 們
是一家
我們，我們
是意甲
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Goal!
What was that? Ellie, did you hear that?
I heard it, Manny. Whatever it is, it's miles away.
Peaches, are you all right?
Where is she?
No teenager is ever up early.
Easy warden, she's not on lockdown.
You two were supposed to be responsible uncles!
What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.
Or that she went with Louis to the falls.
The falls? Where the delinquents go?
Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.
No, no, it's a gateway hangout.
First it's the falls, then she's piercing her trunk...
and the next thing you know, she's addicted to berries.
Manny! You are overreacting.
She's not going to be your little girl forever.
I know. That's what worries me.
Come on!
Louis!
Would you get your head out of the ground for once and try to have a little fun?
I'm a molehog. My head's supposed to be underground.
And my idea of fun isn't risking death so that you can meet some cute mammoth.
Ethan isn't cute. He's hot.
Besides, you can't spend your whole life playing it safe.
-I know I would. -Dad?
There's no reason to be mad.
You know how I feel about you going to the falls.
Especially alone.
She's not alone, sir.
You don't count, Weiner.
Yes, there's my place, and you just put me in it, thank you.
Come on, young lady.
We're going home where I can keep an eye on you.
So, should I just wait here, or...
Yeah, you don't scare me, Mother Nature!
There's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.
I think we're almost there!
We had better be! I just lost the steering.
Has anyone seen Precious? It's her feeding time.
Mom! Granny's talking about her dead pet again.
Hey, paws up, everybody!
Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.
Be careful, Milton, you're going to hurt somebody!
Bad kitty!
Rock!
Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with boys?
When I'm dead, plus three days. Just to make sure I'm dead.
Manny, are you okay?
Get off... my face!
That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?
No, no, no!
Uncle Fungus! Could that really be you?
Sorry, sorry.
Mom, Dad!
Marshall!
-Hey! -Granny?
This pumpkin's ripe for picking!
My whole familia.
See? He still hugs his parents.
I never thought I'd see my little baby again. We've been searching everywhere for you.
You have?
I knew it, I knew it! Deep down, I knew I wasn't abandoned!
That's incorrect. We totally abandoned you.
But we always missed you. Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we just knew Sid would want to see his poor, dear Granny...
before her time is up.
I'll bury you all and dance on your graves.
So frail.
And she can't wait to spend time with you, Sid.
Oh, yeah, Granny? Granny?
-Granny. -I never get to have any fun.
Why don't you show her your cave? Yeah, she could use a nap.
Boy, there's so much to tell you.
A lot has happened since the last time I saw you.
Not interested.
But we fought dinosaurs in the Ice Age.
lt didn't make sense, but it sure was exciting.
We got rid of the crazy bat! Let's go!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't just leave.
Sid will be crushed.
Sorry, cookie, things are breaking apart back home.
So, we're headed inland. And Granny is just dead weight.
-See you. -Mush, mush!
And warn the community. She tends to wander!
Well, that explains a lot about Sid.
Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth? She can't find them.
Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?
Guys? Where is everyone?
I'll handle this.
Sid?
Your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.
What?
What Diego is trying to say is...
they left.
They only wanted to find you so you could take care of Granny.
Come on, what kind of sick family would ditch their Granny on someone?
That's just crazy. That's just...
That's just...
...my family.
At least you still have Granny. Right, buddy?
Yeah, Granny. Granny?
Granny?
Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.
-Granny? -Granny.
Granny?
Come out, come out wherever you are!
Come on, Granny.
Here, Granny, Granny. I have prunes for you!
Just the way you like them!
I don't want to see that.
Oh, no.
What if your dad finds out? I'm not as tough as I look!
Wait, do you hear that?
Go long!
Cool!
Hey, look, there's Ethan.
Yeah, Ethan!
You go, boy!
That was nice.
Yeah!
See? Fun, no danger.
Check me out!
-I'm sure he's fine. -I'm completely not fine!
You did not just do that! That was crazy!
Nice.
Yeah!
Isn't he perfect?
"Perfect." It's such a strong word. Maybe "adequate."
Who are we stalking?
Is it Ethan? I bet it's Ethan.
-Hey, Weiner. -What are you guys doing here?
Manny told us to keep an eye on you.
-But not to let you see us. -Under any circumstances.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Okay, I'm going for it. Do I look okay?
Louis?
"Okay" doesn't even begin to cover it.
Louis. You're the greatest friend ever!
That's me.
Hi, Ethan, my name's Peaches. What's yours?
What am I doing? Okay, just be cool, just be--
No!
Yeah. That's intense!
This hurts so much!
No! No! No!
Gross. It's that weirdo who chills with possums!
What just happened?
Oh, no! Ethan, I am so sorry.
Wow, you're even better-looking up close.
Phenomenal. I mean...
You have a twin sister?
Am I interrupting something?
-Dad! -Oh, boy. Okay...
Sorry, if I just--
-Wait, no, you go left. -Just move back a bit.
You! Keep away from my daughter.
-Dad... -And you, you're grounded!
-But I didn't do-- -Grounded!
Loser alert.
Ouch, that's her dad.
Seriously, that's embarrassing.
What a freak.
Peaches!
Peaches, come on. Let's talk about this!
How could you embarrass me in front of my friends?
You deliberately went where you weren't supposed to!
You can't control my life!
I'm trying to protect you! That's what fathers do.
Well... I wish you weren't my father.
She's just upset, honey.
Peaches! It's not the end of the world.
Whoa. Excuse me.
I don't think that was you.
-What was that? -I don't know.
Stay there.
I'll come to you.
-Ellie! -Manny!
No!
-Dad! -Peaches, get back!
Hurry, Dad! Hurry!
Manny!
-Diego! -You never would have made it!
Ellie, behind you!
What's happening?
Go to the land bridge! You'll be safe on the other side.
No, Manny! No!
I'll meet you there!
Manny! No!
Ellie, you have to get out of here! Go! Go now!
-Mom! -Get back! Get back!
Daddy!
Stay alive!
No matter how long it takes, I will find you!
Mom, this is all my fault. If I had just listened--
Peaches! This is not your fault, okay?
What if I never see him again? And the last thing we did was fight.
Hey, your father is the toughest, most stubborn mammoth I've ever met.
He'll come back for us. That's a promise.
Come on! Help me turn this thing around!
Everyone, please, settle down. Don't panic!
Wait, Mom, where's Louis? We have to find him.
Okay, fast.
They need me! We got to get back.
Buddy, this thing's too big to turn. The current's pulling us out.
You know, my mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
Was this before she abandoned you?
Yes, it was.
But the point being that, even though things look bad...
there's a rainbow around every corner...
and nothing but smooth sailing ahead!
Smooth sailing, Sid?
-Louis? Louis? -Louis?
Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!
Louis where are you? Come on, we have to go.
Louis?
Peaches!
Louis, you have to jump.
No! Go, save yourselves.
We're not leaving without you.
Oh, thank goodness.
Jump!
This is why I travel underground.
Thanks for coming back.
What do you mean? You don't leave a friend behind.
Great, let's go.
That wall is going to keep moving and crush us.
We need to get to the land bridge.
Any questions?
Yes?
When you drink water through your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
No.
Well, sometimes. Let's move!
Just keep your eye on the horizon.
I can't find the horizon.
Holy crab!
Hold me.
If I don't make it...
find me a wife, and tell her I love her.
We made it!
Come on, ocean, is that the best you can do?
Am I right, buddy?
Hey, there really is a rainbow around every corner!
Peaches!
You okay?
I'm just so worried about my dad.
Listen, we're going to get to him.
At this pace, we'll stay ahead of the wall...
and we'll make it to the land bridge before you know it.
We're all going to survive this.
Okay, maybe they won't. But everyone else, totally fine.
We're still heading away from home.
Yeah, but we survived, and we still have each other.
Things could be worse, right?
For once, he's actually right.
We made it through storms and tidal waves...
and a vicious assortment of seafood.
What more can they hit us with?
Trying to make me get up if I don't want to get up.
If I want to get up I'd get up.
Hello?
What the--?
Dagnabbit, I'm trying to sleep!
Granny? You're alive!
And can we say how thrilled we are to see you?
Hey, fats, you want to get me out of here?
Hey, come on.
Pretend I'm a dessert, that should motivate you.
I can't believe this. You slept through that storm?
I slept through the comet that killed the unicorns.
Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.
-Granny, grab my paw. -No way.
This is my first bath in decades.
There's your proof.
Quick! Somebody do something!
-I got you, Granny. -Get off of me!
Granny!
What are you peeping toms all looking at?
A lady can't take a bath in peace? Eyeballing me like a rump roast.
What's the life expectancy for a female sloth?
She'll outlive us all, you know that, right?
Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest.
How big is this ocean?
Water, water, everywhere
Nor any drop to drink
Well, except maybe that drop.
That's a little... salty.
Precious! Mommy's calling you.
Precious! Come here, sweetie.
Hey, lady, have you seen Precious?
If you mean the imaginary, or perhaps deceased, pet...
that you keep searching for, no, I haven't.
Guys, look.
Where there's birds, there's land, right?
Hey, buddy, come here.
No, wait, wait! Come back.
Come back!
It's a huge bounty, mon capitaine.
Four passengers. Ripe for the taking.
One very smelly, and one very plump.
In my ocean?
What a terrible turn of events.
I love a terrible turn of events.
Am I hallucinating, or is that ice coming straight towards us?
Yeah, yeah, it's coming. lt sounds like there's animals on it.
Yippee! We're being rescued, we're being rescued!
I hear laughter.
Must be a party cruise.
Hey, they look fluffy.
I get the big woolly one.
Wow.
Get ready to slice and dice, boys.
-Knock it off, Squint. -Hey!
Wait for Captain's orders.
Ahoy, down there!
How lucky are you?
You know these waters are infested with pirates.
Right, boys?
Glad we found you before they did.
Captain Gutt, here to help.
You know, that's a nice monkey.
Look, we don't want any trouble. We just need to get back to the continent.
The continent? That pile of rubble?
My family's there, so if you could just...
Your family? That is so sweet.
I hope you said goodbye, because there's no way back.
Yes, there is. Don't you remember, Captain?
You can sail to Switchback Cove and catch the current back from there.
It's like a steel trap, this noggin is.
Thank you, Mister Flynn.
See? I knew there was a way home.
There is no home!
There is only here.
And here, your ship belongs to me.
Battle stations!
Fly the colors!
Now surrender your ship or face my fury.
Or face your furry what?
Not "furry." Fury!
Fire!
Hit the mammoth, win a prize.
Ding, ding, ding.
Fire the starboard cannons.
I love this job!
Shira, fetch.
Aye-aye, Captain.
You almost made it.
I don't fight girls.
I can see why.
Belly flop.
Sid!
Let's rumba, Tiny.
Lights out, big fella.
Manny!
Hello.
Hey, buddy.
Welcome to the party.
Let's see what kind of moves you got. Dance, little Scrat fish!
Dance your coconuts off!
Happy dance.
Look at him.
Where's my bootie? Has anyone seen it?
Dude, it's right behind you.
Where? Where's my bootie?
I can't see it.
It's all I can see.
This is a lovely vacation. Best I've ever had.
Morning, sunshine.
Let me be the first to extend the hand of friendship.
That's your foot.
Nothing gets by you, does it?
What do you want?
I bet you're feeling lost, scared, confused.
Allow me to explain.
Help me out, boys.
Captain's going to sing a shanty!
Here you are on a boat You're adrift, you're afloat
One might even say you're stuck
Well, I don't want to gloat But I would like to note
That you're in luck
You've been saved by the ape That rules these waters
So forget about Your wives and daughters
First Mate introduce me to them, please
Aye-aye, Captain Gutt.
-He's the big and scary -Elegant yet hairy
-Fear-inspiring -Years from retiring
-Looting, stealing -Banana peeling
Undisputed Master of the Seas
Oh, jeez.
-That's me -'Tis he
Okay, okay.
I'm a primate pirate pioneer And these are my brave buccaneers
All of whom were once Lost souls like you
It's true
-He rescued us -He saved our butts
For that we owe our lives to Gutt
And assuming he doesn't kill you
You will owe him, too
Kill them?
Me? No, no.
Well, at least not this very large, useful mammoth.
Hey, hands off.
Anyway...
Here we are on a ship Moving at quite a clip
Through the ever-shifting ice
Come along on a trip
-That's a hint -That's a tip
That's good advice
In a world that's going under To survive you must learn to plunder
Luckily that's my field of expertise
He's the best.
-He's a robbing, thieving -We really should be leaving.
-Weapon throwing -We got to get going.
-Sloth-slaying -Wish we could be staying.
Undisputed Uncontested
-Monkey suited -Yeah, you guessed it
Master of the seas
Oh, please.
-That's me -'Tis he
-It's who? - It's you
Just testing, I knew.
It's me
Good shanty, sir.
"Captain Gutt"? Really?
I have a little paunch, too, but I wouldn't name myself after it.
That's funny. You're a funny guy.
But that's not how I got my name.
These got me my name.
-I don't get it. -No?
Okay.
Let me give you a visual aid.
I just gently press here.
-That tickles. -And go down like this.
And then your innards become your outards.
I still don't get it.
Look, as much as I'm tempted to join a monkey...
the Easter Bunny and a giant bag of pudding...
I'll pass.
No one's going to stop me from getting back to my family.
I'm going to lambada with your liver, buddy.
Let me at him!
That family is going to be the death of you.
First mate, jettison the deadweight.
Aye-aye, sir. Prepare the plank!
Prepare the plank!
Preparing the plank!
What? You want me to walk into the water?
I can't because I just ate less than 20 minutes ago, and you know the rule.
That's a myth.
Okay, as long as it's safe.
-Wait! -Thank goodness.
Dump the wench, too.
Ladies first.
Such a nice boy.
Why can't you be more like him, Sidney?
Granny, no! Wait!
Manny!
Get me to the vine.
Yeah, yeah, got it.
You all got some ugly goldfish.
Come on, a little more.
No!
Extinct that mammoth.
Come on, Manny, kick his monkey butt!
Look at you.
Eleven tons of landlubber blubber.
Hey, I'm not fat! I'm poufy.
Too bad, Tubby. I could have used you.
Ain't going to happen, Captain.
I got you, Granny.
Giddy up, let's go, let's go.
Does anyone have floaties?
No! No!
My bounty!
They sunk our battleship. What are we going to do?
We're all going to drown.
You're a sea creature, you idiot.
Good point, sir.
Should I fly the white, captain?
No!
Wait, what about Shira?
-What about her? -Yeah, what about her?
Anyone else want to play "Captain"?
Good.
Now come on, blubber-brain. Swim.
Hey! Gutt! Flynn! Anyone there?
Here, grab hold.
No, go away. I'd rather drown.
Whatever the lady wants.
I said I didn't need your help.
You're welcome. So, care to join our scurvy crew?
Two sloths, a mammoth and a saber?
You guys are like the start of a bad joke.
And we saved you.
That makes you the punch line, kitty.
Don't call me "kitty."
Okay, I won't...
Kitty.
If they kiss, I'm going to puke.
What? Wait, no.
Are we there yet?
I don't think we're ever going to get there.
Maybe we should rest for a few hours.
Thank you.
Night, Ellie.
I miss you, Dad.
Well, that's something you don't see every day.
Ethan!
Hi.
I meant to do that.
I've never seen a mammoth sleep like that.
What? No, this just helps me think.
lt gets blood to the old noggin and away from the old... whatever.
Okay, that's a little weird.
So, how are you doing, you know, with all of this?
Honestly, a little scared.
Okay, a lot scared.
Everything we knew is gone.
Yeah, I was pretty scared, too.
I mean, not scared, but, like, concerned.
Do you want to walk with me tomorrow?
Try and get our minds off all this stuff.
You want to walk with me?
You did almost flatten me this morning.
So, I figure it can't really go worse than that, right?
Yeah.
Just one thing.
It's totally no big deal, but you might want to lose the molehog.
Louis? Yeah, sure, not a problem.
Wow.
Someone looks happy.
Ethan's great, isn't he?
Baby, I know you like this one...
but just don't let anyone change who you are, okay?
I know.
You coming up?
I think I'm going to sleep down here tonight.
Okay.
Night, baby.
Night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.
Hey, chew this sandwich for me.
Granny, why didn't our family want us? What's wrong with us?
They think we're screw-ups and we can't do anything right.
It's a rat!
No! No!
-Screw up. -Oh, Sid!
We'll never make it home on this thing.
Maybe you should have thought of that before you capsized our berg, genius.
Yeah, trying to escape.
-Wimp! -Whiner!
-Crybaby! -Land!
Yeah, land! Wait, what?
Not her. There!
Land!
Everyone paddle. Paddle!
Food! I missed you so much!
Look at me, I've wasted away.
Okay, snack time is over. We got to build a raft.
Manny.
Wow, Shira must really hate building rafts.
Go get her. She can help us get back.
Shira!
Gotcha!
Whoa!
Let go of me.
Where do you think you're going?
Whoa!
Switchback Cove.
It's the way home.
Oh, no.
You call this a ship you miserable runts?
Yeah, you little runts. Get to work.
Faster, you worthless, wormy sons of sorry excuses...
for shark bait weevils!
-What did he say? -I don't know.
Now get this chunk of ice seaworthy by sundown...
or I will keelhaul the lot of you!
So what do you think?
Two words, anger management.
I'm talking about the current.
Diego's right. We found the way home.
Yeah, that's great. Too bad we don't have a ship.
Sure we do. It's right there.
Well, that's a flawless plan.
You want to pirate a pirate ship from pirates.
lt pains me to say this, but...
-our prisoner has a point. -Yeah, well...
Guys. The trees have ears.
Wait a minute, maybe we can help each other.
Hey, little fellas. Hey, come on out.
No, no, it's okay. We're not going to hurt you.
How about you and us against the pirates, huh?
You got no idea what I'm saying, do you?
Okay, ship, me want.
Yeah, nice try Jungle Jim.
Go ahead make fun. He got it.
Thank you.
May I try?
Yeah, knock yourself out.
Okay, watch this.
Sick sloths sip broth, sick sloths sip broth.
Ta-da!
That, they got?
Yup, they're in.
Great, we'll free your buddies and we can all work together...
to kick a little pirate booty.
Easy, kitty. Water.
You need it.
I don't need anything from you.
Fine, die of thirst. That will really show me.
Wait.
I'll take it.
Thank you.
You have a way of saying "thank you" that makes it sound like "drop dead."
It's a gift.
Well, you're pretty soft, for a saber.
Excuse me, I am not soft.
I happen to be a remorseless assassin.
Diego-poo!
Hey, I made you another coral necklace.
He keeps losing them.
Yeah, I think I'm starting to get why you're not in a pack.
Listen, I chose to leave my pack, all right?
Congratulations, warrior princess.
So did I.
-Really? -What?
Nothing, I just know how hard that is...
walking away from everything you know.
Oh, great, are we going to braid each other's fur now?
Funny. Really funny.
Can I tell you the difference between you and me?
I wouldn't still be wearing that necklace?
No, we both might have wanted out of pack life...
but at least I didn't trade one pack for another.
I got something more.
Oh, yeah, what's that?
-A herd. -What's the difference?
We have each other's backs.
Gutt has my back. I'm his first mate.
Really? Because I don't see Gutt sending out any search parties for you.
You know, you won't beat him.
Your big furry friend over there?
He has no idea what he's up against.
Yeah, but neither does Gutt.
Unwind the binds, don't let go until we're all on board.
Okay, we need precision timing from everyone to get that ship.
Half-pint, you got your end covered, right?
I'm going to take that as a "yes." Diego?
I'll free his little friends.
Sid and Granny?
Untie the ship, sir!
Right, unwind the vines, and don't let go until we're all on board.
We're relying on you, Sid. You got that?
Yes, sir. Totally focused, sir.
Don't worry.
It'll be easy since we don't have to guard Shira anymore.
We need to move, now.
Squint, batten down the hatches.
Raz, hoist the anchor.
And, Gupta, fly the colors.
Of course, Captain.
We're setting sail for vengeance, lads.
I love vengeance.
Captain!
Shira! Oh, what a relief!
I thought we'd lost you.
The mammoth. He washed ashore with me.
What? He's here?
Did you sink your fangs into him? Did he beg for his life?
No, the saber took me down.
You're a failure.
I need warriors, and all I have are kitty cats and bunny rabbits.
And a seal and a kangaroo.
You take the saber down, or you die trying.
No excuses.
Yes, Captain.
Mr. Squint.
Aye, sir.
You're first mate now.
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of cool with me, Captain.
Out of my way, saber. You answer to me now.
Gutt, listen, he's coming for the--
Grab your weapons, mates!
Not the spoon, Flynn.
Follow me!
Yeah, let's do this.
Let me at him! Yeah!
Guys, that's not necessary, really.
I love you, too, yeah.
Get to the ship, don't screw up. Get to the ship, don't screw up.
-Unwind the vines. -Don't let go.
Unwind the vines.
Don't let... Oh, yummo!
Sid, no! It's a lotus berry.
lt will paralyze you.
Oh, please. I know my berries.
Don't...
swallow.
See, I'm fine. If there's one thing I know, it's berries.
Uh-oh!
Yeah, finally!
Who's the Easter Bunny now?
-lt worked, he bought it! -Come on!
No, no!
It's been a diversion.
I know, I'm having a blast.
No, pinhead, they're stealing my ship.
One thing, Sid. You couldn't do one thing?
Look at you.
Sid, can you hear me?
Bye-bye.
Say something, buddy.
Let's get them!
Let's go.
The ship!
Come on, we've got to catch it before it hits open water!
Sorry. All right, I'll hold you higher.
Sorry. Sorry.
Say adieu, mammoth!
Adieu!
Sorry, buddy.
I'm coming, Sid.
I got you! I got you! I got you!
I'm coming for you, mammoth.
Diego!
Come on!
Come on, move it!
Why are you doing this?
You don't understand. I don't have a choice.
You don't have to live this way, Shira.
You'll be safe with us.
-We take care of each other. -Diego!
I can't hold on much longer.
Diego!
Come with us.
Come with me.
What are you doing?
I've got your back.
So long, banana breath. Thanks for the ship!
Oh, no, he's gone forever!
Oh! There he is.
Shore leave is over.
Get your sorry carcasses on board now.
Gutt, I can explain.
When this ends...
I'll have a tiger's skin hanging on my wall.
I don't care whose.
That mammoth has taken my ship...
my bounty...
and now the loyalty of my crew.
I will destroy him...
and everything he loves.
Wait for it. Wait for it.
That was awesome.
Can I ask you guys something?
How are you both so happy?
Doesn't it weigh on you that the world might be ending?
Can I tell him our secret?
Come here. Come here.
We're very, very stupid.
But, still, you're not a teensy bit concerned about...
I don't know, say, imminent death?
Beep.
I'm going to go find Peaches.
Guys, over here. Come on, it's a shortcut.
You're going to love this.
Come on, girls, let's have some fun.
Wow!
-This is so cool. -It's like we're upside down.
That is amazing.
Echo!
Too bad your molehog friend isn't here, huh?
You're not really friends with him, are you?
Yeah, come clean, Peaches.
Are you friends with that awkward little rodent or not?
I mean...
Louis and I, we've hung out or whatever.
But, no, we're not really friends-friends.
Not friends?
Louis! I...
Busted.
Good to know.
Louis, wait.
He even runs away like a loser.
Whoa, Peaches, don't stress. You're with us now.
Yeah, stress is so stressful.
Yeah, girl, if you're going to stress about something, stress about your hair.
I know, right? This humidity, I can't stand it.
Guys, we should get out of here.
Are you kidding? This is epic!
Go! Go! Go!
Yeah!
How sick was that?
Yo, that was insane.
Hey, Peach, loosen up! Have some fun.
Fun, you call that fun? I'm out of here.
Come on, do you really want to go back...
to hanging with a weird molehog freak and give all of this up?
I mean, it's bad enough that your family is half possum and--
Bad enough?
There is nothing bad about being part of my family.
I like hanging by my tail.
And if you geniuses are normal, this species is going to end up extinct.
Yeah, well, your species is going to be extinct first.
Burn!
We're the same species, genius.
What? Double burn.
Hey, I can wiggle my toe again.
The important one, the little piggy who went to market.
Wait! I'm talking again.
I had so many things trapped inside of me that I couldn't say.
Like, "Hey, I'm not dead!"
And, "Why does a hurricane have an eye but not an ear?"
I'll push him overboard. You guys say it was an accident.
I'm in. How about you, Diego? Diego?
Hey, relax, buddy!
Captain Crazy and his floating petting zoo are history.
Come on! We're finally heading home!
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm coming down with something.
I know what you've got.
The L word.
Yeah, leprosy.
No, Sid, it's four letters.
lt starts with "L," ends with "E."
Lice!
No, Diego, my friend, is in love.
Oh, yeah! Love.
You mean with the pirate? No.
Shira's gotten under your skin. Come on, admit it.
A rugged saber like you.
A more rugged saber like her.
No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong.
Denial is the clincher. You're in love, pussy cat!
Diego and Shira Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Real mature, guys. Real mature.
Then comes marriage Then comes a baby in the baby carriage
Sucking his thumb...
Diego.
Shira?
l wanted to come with you.
She's beautiful.
Sid...
l adore a sloth who cares nothing about personal hygiene.
That's me, baby.
Granny.
Come to me, Granny.
Well, hello.
The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit.
Granny likey.
Granny likey very much.
-Guys, aren't you paying attention? -Manny...
-Manny, are you there? -Ellie?
We're over here, Manny.
This way, Daddy.
l really need you.
l know, honey. Stay there.
I'm coming.
You were right, Manny. You're always right.
No, look, I was...
Wait a minute. Ellie would never say that.
Manny? Manny.
No, they're not real. They're monsters!
They're sirens. Don't listen to them!
Who can take the sunrise Sprinkle it with dew
No! They may look real, but they're not.
They're going to destroy the ship.
Come on, tiger. Swim with me.
Sid...
l have a snack for you.
And she cooks, too.
Sid, no!
Why are we kissing?
Because cruises are romantic?
Five more seconds and we'd have been goners.
Call me.
Here, girl.
Here, Precious.
She thinks she finally found her pet.
Good girl. Here you go.
Granny, can't you throw imaginary food to your imaginary pet?
Enough already.
We need to keep a lookout for home.
Ignore them, Precious.
l do.
You can't take your eyes off her for one minute.
Nope, it's like having a child.
Only without any of the joy.
Hey, brain trust...
brace for impact.
Guys, look.
We're almost home!
-Buddy, I never doubted you. -Me either.
Except for the six or seven times l thought we were going to die.
What's wrong, sweetheart?
You ever say something you knew you couldn't take back?
Is this about Louis?
l messed up so bad, Mom.
It's okay. lt happens.
Cute boys can whiplash your brain. No doubt about that.
But Ethan was the wrong guy.
And you figured it out.
You'll know what to say to Louis.
What's going on?
The land bridge.
It's gone.
We're trapped!
But we were supposed to meet Dad here. What are we going to do?
Ellie!
Peaches!
Oh, no. The land bridge.
But if it's gone...
-how are we going to-- -Sid!
No, they have to be on the other side.
Manny, there is no other side.
They have to be here.
Ellie!
Peaches!
I'm here!
Please...
she's got to be here.
Dad!
-Wait, did you hear that? -Manny...
No, I heard something. I heard it!
-Is that...? -Peaches? There she is!
Dad!
We're coming, sweetie. Don't move!
Daddy!
Peaches!
Welcome home, Daddy.
Let go of me.
What are the odds?
We were just talking about you.
You like the new ship? l call her Sweet Revenge.
And look here. We've got the catch du jour.
Ellie.
I'm all right.
Let my daughter go.
It's okay.
He wants me. And he's going to get me.
Sacrificing yourself for your daughter. How touching.
How predictable.
Now come and get her.
Good day, mate.
You remember us?
We're the bad guys.
All right, let them go.
l don't think so.
You destroyed everything I had.
I'm just returning the favor.
No!
l warned you.
Stop!
Let the mammoth go!
Weiner?
Who brought the muscle to the party?
Louis, don't!
What's he doing? He's going to get himself killed.
It's okay, I can handle him.
How cute, a hero.
Let's see what bravery gets you.
Gupta, give the lad your weapon.
Nice knowing you, kid.
Let's dance, hero.
Don't stand there like barnacles. Get him!
Oi, going somewhere, mate?
Let me at him.
Any last words?
Precious!
Will you stop with the "Precious"?
Mummy.
Well, I guess we showed them, huh?
-Precious! -That's your pet?
Maybe that crazy old bat isn't that crazy after all.
Nope, she's nuts.
You waiting for a formal invitation, fancy pants?
Get in.
I'm going to regret this.
Bombs away!
Don't be a scaredy cat.
This smells worse than me.
Precious, set your flippers 45 degrees north.
Granny's done running.
Back off.
It's okay, I'm on your side.
l knew you were a traitor.
Your little bunny nose wiggles in the cutest way when you're mad.
What?
Your nine lives are over, kitty.
Silly rabbit...
piracy doesn't pay.
Hey, that's not cool. Come on, now.
Anyone have a body wipe?
Suck it up, buttercup. How's it looking?
Not good, Granny sir.
Full speed ahead!
Dive, dive, dive!
Fire!
Booyah, baby!
This feels so good!
Thank you, Mister Whale.
-Hi, Manny. -Sid!
Help!
Mom!
No, Peaches, I'll get your mother. You stay there.
Hurry, Manny.
Payback time.
Manny!
-Ellie! -l got this, Dad.
Peaches, no! It's too dangerous!
Not if you're half-possum!
She did it.
My daughter's all grown up.
That's my girl.
We need to get out of here.
Go, go, I'm right behind you.
No!
I'm right behind you.
Dad!
No!
There's nowhere to run, Manny.
You know, this ocean isn't big enough for the both of us.
Don't worry...
you won't take up much space once I flatten you.
l told you, tubby...
you shouldn't have messed with the Master of the Seas.
You know, sometimes, it pays to weigh eleven tons!
No!
Bon voyage, monkey boy!
Did somebody hail a whale?
So, you must be Precious.
Mission accomplished, Granny.
Who says old ladies can't drive?
Oh, Captain Gutt!
That's me!
Let's rule the seas together.
Aye, aye.
Dad!
How's that for an entrance?
Dad!
Manny.
l told you your father would never give up on us.
Never.
Hey, I actually--
You know, Sid...
you're not such a screw-up.
-Really? -Really.
You're a hero.
You too, Granny.
Thanks, lady.
So, still want me on your scurvy crew?
You bet. Welcome to our herd.
Hey, you.
l can't believe you did that for me.
Thank you.
Someone once told me, no matter what...
you never leave a friend behind.
All this sweetness is going to rot my teeth.
If I had any.
Our home is gone.
Where do we go now?
Momma loves you, too!
-l can't wait to check this place out. -Yeah.
-Excuse me? -Dad!
When you two get off this ship, l expect you both to...
have fun.
You're a brave kid, Weiner.
Wait, what?
You heard me. You two should go out and explore.
Go where the day takes you.
But be back before sunset.
An hour after sunset?
Yeah, not a minute later.
Deal.
l love you, Dad.
Okay if we hang with you guys?
Sure.
l always liked him.
Louis the hero. Brave-a-licious.
She's not my little girl anymore.
And you're both going to be just fine.
l know.
You know, Sidney? You've got yourself a nice family, here.
A real family.
Yeah, I'm pretty lucky.
Here, chew this kiwi for me.
Never again.
Ta-da!
-Hey, sailor. -Whoa!
Welcome, brother.
Behold, Scratlantis.
No!
Stop!
Brother, rise above this base desire.
Be more than a rodent.
We are, we are Not your ordinary fam-a, ma-lee
But we can all agree that
We are, we are
Close as close can be
Too close!
We are are are are are
We are
We are are are are are
We are
We are are are are are
We are
Family
So it don't matter what it looks like We look perfect to me
We got every kind of love I feel so lucky indeed
They can keep on talkin' It don't matter to me
'Cause we are, we are
Family
We are, we are
Ham and cheese
No, it's, "We are family."
Okay so the links in our chain Makes us strain
But really they make us stronger
And I wouldn't replace not a thing Mother
-Or father. -Go, Manny.
'Cause we
'Cause we come from everywhere
Searching for ones to care
Somehow we found it here
We found us a home
We are, we are Not your ordinary fam-a, ma-lee
But we can all agree that
We are, we are
Close as close can be
We are are are are are
We are
We are are are are are
We are
We are are are are are
We are
Family
We are, we are
Ham and cheese
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