毋庸置疑 Absolutely.
问题就在这里 法官大人 Point to be noted, Your Honour.
请告诉我 为什么神 So tell me, why did God
在第九章第八节《博伽梵歌》中说道 say in the eight verse of the ninth chapter of the Gita,
浩瀚宇宙是我所造 "I've created the entire universe."
唯有我能将其毁灭 "And it will be destroyed on my will."
一切生灵须追随我的意志 "The entire creation follows my will."
唯我有权决定生灵的 "It is only I, who is responsible
诞生与灭亡 for its creation and its destruction."
您请看 And look.
法官大人 《圣经》里也出现过 Your Honour, it's been said in the Bible as well.
第五十四章十六节 Chapter 54, verse 16.
看吧 吹嘘炭火打造器械的铁匠 "See, it is I who have created the smith,
是我所造 who blows the fire of coals and produces a weapon."
司其职守 "Fit for his purpose."
残害人行毁灭的也是我所造 "I've also created the ravager to destroy."
还有这个 And see this.
《古兰经》 第99章地震章108节说 Also in the Holy Quran, Sure-Zalzala 99, verse 108 states that
大地猛烈地震动 "The entire earth will be shaken to its core."
抛其重担 "And the earth will spill out its burden."
人类惶惶不知何故 "And humans will question, what's happening."
那日 大地将报告它的消息 "And that day, she will unveil her plight."
因为真主已启示了它 "Because the Lord would've ordered her to do so."
真主 "The Lord."
所有这些都表明 All these things mean the same thing.
我的店被夷为平地 That my shop was razed down
正是由于神的震怒 due to the earthquake caused by God.
是神的旨意 That means it is an act of God.
是神的作为 It's His doing.
所有因此而蒙受损失的 And, all those who have suffered losses due to Him
都应由神来赔偿 will have to be compensated by God.
或者说是 神的代言人 Otherwise, their collection agents.
法官大从 Kanji先生想用他的歪理邪说 Your Honour, Mr Kanji is trying to confuse Leeladhar
迷惑Leeladhar with his words.
Sardesai先生 Mr Sardesai.
你干什么 让他说 What are you doing? Let him speak.
如果证实神的存在 If it's proven that God exists,
我们就不用赔偿啦 then we won't have to pay.
我明白了 I see.
-现在你是想让我们负全责了 -安静 - Now you want to blame us completely. - Be quiet.
-你休想把你的罪行推托给神 -安静 - You cannot blame the Lord to hide your sins. - Be quiet.
因为只有我们拥有神明的版权 Because only we have a copyright on God.
-版权 -安静 - Copyright? - Silence.
就凭你建的那几家寺庙 Just because you constructed a few temples,
你就以为神是属于你的 you think God belongs to you.
说话小心点 Beware.
我们是不会饶恕你的 Our community won't spare you.
-他说什么... -安静 - What's he.. -Silence!
放松 Relax.
之前我一直觉得人们敬畏神 Until today I had heard that God is venerated.
崇拜神 祈求神 He is worshipped, prayed to.
今天我才听说神明也有版权 But now I see that Gods have copyrights too.
神的版权 God's copyright?
这帮人把神当成商标了 These people have turned God into a brand.
现在我确定神是不存在的 Now I am assured that God doesn't exist.
不可能存在 Not possible.
如果神真的存在 Because if He really existed,
他早就把你们这种骗子清理干净了 He would've rid the world of imposters like you.
我已经证明我想说的了 法官大人 I've already proven what I wanted to, Your Honour.
至于判决 Now the verdict.
Kanji先生 你怎么了 Mr Kanji, are you alright?
Kanji先生 你怎么了 Mr kanji, are you alright?
Kanji先生 Mr Kanji.
Kanji bhai Kanji bhai Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
我哥怎么了 What's wrong with my brother?
快拿水来 Someone get water.
Kanji bhai Kanji bhai Kanji bhai! Kanji bhai!
谢谢 快叫救护车 Thank you. Call the ambulance.
叫救护车 Call the ambulance.
是的 他在这 Yes, he's here.
-抱歉 -稍等 稍等 - Excuse me. - Just a minute, just a minute.
-让一下 -请让一下 - Let me through. - Please let us pass.
-你不能进去 -不 不 不 - You cannot go inside. - No, no, no.
不好意思 我说过你不能... Please, I said you cannot...
他是我丈夫 But he's my husband.
我想看看他 I want to see him.
医生 他怎么样了 Doctor, is he alright?
是急性偏瘫 It's a severe attack of paralysis.
现在已陷入晕迷 And now he's gone into coma.
只能用呼吸机辅助呼吸 He's on ventilator and
只能听天由命了 only God can save him now.
按照《神明法案》 The 400 crore in compensations under the Act of God
将赔偿40亿卢比 will now be paid out.
他既然想让我们赔偿 我们就赔偿 It was his wish that we should pay, so we did.
伟大的神 Great, Lord.
我这是在哪儿 Where am I?
可别问我 Don't say that.
你在重症监护室 You're in the ICU.
你的老婆孩子都在外面 Your wife and children are outside.
禁止探视 No one's allowed inside.
那你怎么进来的 Then how did you come in?
我是来唤醒你的 I came here to wake you up.
该起来了 It's time for you to get up.
你打从心里诅咒神明 You cussed God from your heart.
心在哪儿 And where's the heart?
在左侧 On your left.
因此神明麻痹了你的左半边 So God has paralysed your entire left side.
这不是我说的 I am not saying this.
是媒体散播的谣言 It's the media outside spreading this rumour.
如果你愿意 我可以让你痊愈 I can cure you if you want.
也就是说 你现在成医生了 So, you're a doctor now.
我是万能的神 I am all in one.
想见证奇迹吗 Want to see a miracle.
骑摩托车飞檐走壁不叫奇迹 Soaring around on the bike isn't called miracle.
我知道 I see.
开始吧 Here we go.
来自Gokul的Krishna Vasudev Yadav Krishna Vasudev Yadav, from Gokul.
现在相信了吗 Do you believe now?
你是我的母亲 我的父亲 "You're my mother, and my father."
你是我的朋友 我的同伴 "You're my friend, and my companion."
我现在的样子 就像你平时 I've donned the same form you always see
在电视 日历 电影里看到的那样 on televisions, calendars, movies.
我保持这种形象已经很多年了 I've been seen in this form for ages.
现在我以这种形象呈现在你面前 And I'm standing before you in that same form.
但是Kanji bhai 我其实不是那样的 But Kanji bhai, I'm not like that.
你真的... You really...
原谅我 原谅我 Forgive me, forgive me.
没有真正的神明 信徒便不完整 Just like a devotee is incomplete without his God.
同样 没有真正的信徒神明也不完整 Similarly, God is incomplete without his true devotee.
你为什么之前不给我启示 Why didn't you show me this miracle before?
这就是问题所在 That's the problem.
朋友 Friend.
我是Krishna 所以给你展示奇迹 I am Krishna, that's why I perform miracles.
我不是Krishna 因为我可以展示奇迹 I'm not Krishna, because I perform miracles.
这证明你是真的 That means you're real.
神是存在的 God exists.
神不是我的慈父 而是我的朋友 And God isn't my father-figure, he's my friend.
我是众人的朋友 但众人不了解我 I am everyone's friend, but no one understands me one.
人们崇敬你 People gave you a high position.
你却很惊讶 And you staggered.
没错 但我并非人们想象的那样 Yes, but I am not like people think of me.
我也有常识 I've common sense too.
我对人们的供奉并不感兴趣 I am not interested in people's offerings.
我更希望他们把这些东西分给穷人 I want them to distribute all this to the poor.
我关心的是他们的信念 爱 信仰 All I care about is their faith, their love, their belief.
等等 Just a minute.
信仰 Belief?
但我从来不信奉你 But I never believed in You.
我是无神论者 I was an atheist.
你为什么只在我面前显现 Why did you show yourself to only me?
Kanji bhai 坐下 Kanji bhai, sit down.
你知道什么是无神论者吗 Do you know what atheist means?
他们检验 思考 理解 Someone who examines, thinks, understands,
声称这一切是错的 and says that this is wrong,
神不存在 the Lord doesn't exist.
说他是无神论者 He's an atheist.
这就是我在你面前显现的原因 That's why I appeared before you.
你的所作所为就是一个真正的无神论者 Because you did everything a true atheist does.
一个真正的无神论者才会成为真正的信徒 And a true atheist can become a real believer.
人们为了自身利益而有求于我 People come to me for their own self-interest.
他们来都带着各种筹码 They come with different exchange offers.
利益交换 Exchange offer?
真主 如果我通过考试 "Lord, if I pass my SSC exams,
我会连续五周周二徒步去Siddhivinayak拜神 I will walk to Siddhivinayak for 5 Tuesdays."
如果Dominic答应嫁给我 "If Dominic's agrees to marry me,
我会去Mt. Mary点十一根蜡烛 I will light 11 candles at Mt. Mary."
如果我老婆怀孕的话 "If my wife gets pregnant,
我会到神殿贡献一张地毯 then I will come and offer a blanket at your shrine."
筹码五花八门 Different offers.
事情若没如愿以偿他们就怪罪到我身上 And those who can't blame me for it.
他们说 神明没给我们启示 They say, we couldn't go there
就不去拜神了 because the Lord didn't call us.
神明没给启示 The Lord didn't call?
-难道还得给他们发请帖吗 -就是 - Do they need an invitation card? - Yes.
你需要我给你发请帖吗 Do you want me to write you an invitation card?
我闲的吗 Don't I have anything better to do?
但是Kanji bhai 到处都有我的存在 And anyway, Kanji bhai, I am present in every element.
我无处不在 I am omnipresent.
既然你无处不在 If you're present everywhere,
为何他们还建寺庙 why have they built temples?
我有自己的住处 I've my own house.
我不想住在四面高墙的寺庙里 I don't want to live inside those four walls.
那你为什么创立宗教 Then why did you create such a religion?
我只创造人类 I only created humans.
是人类又创立宗教和种族 And humans started religion, caste.
年复一年的流传下来 And it's been going on for years now,
是因为人们需要它 because you need it.
但人们应该摒弃诸如此类的宗教 But one should discard such a religion.
千万不要剥夺别人的信仰 Never snatch the religion from the people.
你一旦将其剥夺 If you take them away,
他们就会转而把你当宗教来信奉 they will make you their religion.
你不信 是吧 You don't believe it, do you?
你已经晕迷一个月了 You've been in coma for a month.
我给你看看这一个月 Let me show you what has happened
都发生了什么 in the past one month.
看吧 Look.
Kanji Prabhu昨晚托梦给我 Kanji Prabhu paid me a visit in my dreams yesterday.
说他是毗湿奴的第十一个化身 And he said he's the 11th Avatar of Lord Vishnu.
怎么回事 What's going on?
Kanji Prabhu以四臂神明现身 Kanji Prabhu appeared in his four-armed form.
一手神杖 一手神螺 Holding the mace, the conch.
世界各地的人们 People all around the world...
我当天晚上值夜班 I was on night duty,
刚闭上眼 I just closed my eyes
就感觉有人扇我一巴掌 and someone slapped me.
就在这时我听到有声音说 And that's when I heard a voice,
工作时间不许睡觉 "No sleeping on duty."
市面上流传着许多Kanji的传奇故事 Circulate a few miraculous stories of Kanji in the market,
民众一传十十传百 and people will spread it like wildfire.
我亲眼目睹Kanji Prabhu I had seen Kanji Prabhu
乘着滑板车在天上飞 flying with his scooter.
他突然现身 He appeared suddenly,
十英尺 十五英尺 二十英尺 10 feet, 15 feet, 20 feet.
Kanji就是神 Brother Kanji is God.
他是神 He is God.
达摩法师已承认Kanji bhai是Kalki神的化身 The 'dharma gurus' have accepted Kanji bhai's Kalki avatar
他们决定道歉 asked for an apology and have decided
并赔偿四十亿卢比 to pay the claims worth 400 crore.
依照他的意愿 我们做出赔偿 It was His will that we should pay, so we did.
但你们为什么封他为神呢 But why are you making him God?
是谁告知你们他是神 Who told you that he is God?
你知道你何时往生吗 Do you know when you will die?
-知道吗 -不知道 - Do you? - No.
我也不知道 I don't know either.
但他已决定他的日期 But he has decided his death day.
12月16号只要我们关掉他的呼吸器 On 16th December as soon as we switch off the ventilator,
Kanji事件就会告一段落 Kanji's story will be over.
但我们损失可就大了 But this time we've incurred heavy losses.
要赔偿四十亿卢比保险金 400 crores in insurance claims.
再给医生一千万 One crore to the doctor.
再加上造庙的费用 And the expense to construct the temple.
一劳永逸呀 Mishra先生 It's a onetime investment, Mr Mishra.
我们一年之内就能赚回来 We'll recover it in a year.
再说 我们已经好久没出新神了 And anyway, we haven't had a new God for a long time now.
不朽之神Kanji Wala "Hail Lord Kanji Wala."
不灭之神Kanji Wala "Om Lord Kanji Wala."
心似蜂糖 如痴如醉 "Sugar's high, feeling breathless too."
医好我的猪流感 "Cure my swine flu."
-我走了 -Mahadev 等等 - I am going. - Mahadev, wait.
这么着急干嘛 Where are you going so hastily?
别生气嘛 Forsake your anger.
Kanji bhai旁边的床位是空的 The bed besides Kanji bhai is empty.
要我给你预订吗 Do you want me to reserve that for you?
他将在生日那天摒弃肉体升天 He will forsake his body on his birthday.
将在他原店面旧址为他新建神祠 His shrine will be built right where his shop was.
还不止这些 看这个 That isn't all. Now watch this.
Kanji bhai之墓的相关事宜已妥善安排 All arrangements to transport Kanji bhai's tomb has been made.
你断了他们的生意 You snatched their business,
他们就拿你做生意 and they made you their business.
Kanji bhai 他们估计 Kanji bhai, they've made an estimate
为你建一个庙能赚四十五个亿 to earn 450 crores from your temple.
你是神 赶快阻止他们呀 You're God, you should've stopped them.
朋友 如果可以的话我早就拿起武器 Friend, I would've ended the battle of Mahabharat in a second
阻止摩诃婆罗多之战了 if I had picked up the weapon.
但那不归我管 But that isn't my job.
我只负责向世人指示对错 My job is to show people right and wrong.
这是你的庙 你的战役 This is your temple, your battle.
你自己做决定 You decide what you should do.
要么一战到底 要么冷眼旁观 Fight if you want to, or stay quiet.
救救他 求你了医生 Save him, please doctor.
我们现在也无能为力 We cannot do anything now.
不管怎么说 那是他的遗愿 And anyway, it's his last wish.
他是神 He is God.
等等 Just a minute.
在这等会儿 我们会把遗体带出来 Wait here, we'll bring the dead body out.
在Kanji Prabhu前的功德箱前 Donate as much as you wish in
尽量多捐多献 the donation box kept in front of Kanji Prabhu,
以期心想事成 and have your wishes fulfilled.
高级信徒最低一百一 The rate for VIP line is Rs. 101.
欢迎 欢迎 Mahadev Welcome, welcome, Mahadev.
Swami 我们特邀的Mahadeveshwar Swami, our very own Mahadeveshwar.
这就是命中注定 This is called destiny.
Kanji事件在哪里引发在哪里结束 Kanji's chapter's going to end right where it started.
Kanji bhai从医院里失踪了 Kanji bhai's body has gone missing from the hospital.
医院方面不作任何解释 The hospital administration has no explanation.
寺庙专用黄油 只售二十五 Offerings made in clarified butter, only Rs.25.
Kanji去哪了 Where did Kanji disappear to?
打电话给Mishra先生 Call Mr Mishra.
他来了 There he is.
他又不是蜘蛛侠 快给我把他找出来 He isn't Spiderman. Find him.
我刚理出头绪 别着急 I just found out. Don't worry.
我这就去 我会搞清楚的 I am there. I'll do something.
Kanji Prabhu的遗体 Kanji Prabhu's dead body
随时会到达现场 can arrive in the truck anytime now.
去吧 Go on.
大家保持冷静 Everyone please keep calm,
大家都有机会一睹他的尊容 everyone will get a chance to behold him.
Sri Kanji Prabhu的照片 Photographs of Sri Kanji Prabhu.
Kanji Prabhu的自传 Kanji Prabhu's autobiography.
你个笨蛋 You are a fool.
我负责发号施令 你快去找Kanji I gave orders and you set out to look for Kanji.
你以为他是谁 Who do you think he is?
我们最好悄悄离开这 Let's get out of here quietly, otherwise
否则这些人不会放过我们的 the people won't spare us.
快点 Come on.
Kanji还活着 Kanji is alive.
没错 我还活着 Yes, I am alive.
你们眼前的是谁 What are you staring at?
我就是那个被你们神化了的Kanji I am the same Kanji whom you've turned into God.
我真不知道你们是精还是傻 I don't know whether you're great or fool.
一直告诫你们别把宗教商业化 I kept telling you don't turn religion into business.
你们把他神化然后再把他商业化 You made him God and started your business.
你们想想看 Tell me one thing.
世界这么美 为何神明要住庙里 The world's so beautiful, why should God live only in temples?
我是想说 相信他 I say, have faith in Him.
全心全意地信仰 你就会找到神明 Believe in Him from your heart and you will find God.
试着在人群中找寻神明 你就会找到他 Try to find God in humans, and you will find Him.
他就隐藏在人群之中 You will find Him in humans.
而不是在这些石像里 Not in these stones.
不是在这些石像里 Not in these stones.
他们玩弄我们的感情 They played with our emotions.
不能饶了他们 We won't spare them!
他们散步你已死的谣言 They spread the rumour of your death as well.
他们是群骗子 They are the imposters.
听我说 Listen.
就算把他俩杀了 今后还会出现更多 You kill two and there are two hundred more.
你们没看电视上怎么演的吗 Don't you see it on television everyday?
对他们真正的惩罚是 Their real punishment is
让他们走 let them leave respectfully.
让他们开着豪车离开 Let them leave in their expensive cars.
之后没人再去参拜他们的寺庙和神祠 And no one will set foot in their temples or hermitages.
明白吗 Get that?
这才是对他们真正的惩罚 That will be their real punishment.
请回吧 Please leave.
信念和信仰 是会上瘾的 Kanji Faith and belief, are very addictive, Kanji.
一旦上瘾 就不会轻易割舍 Once you're addicted to it, you cannot let go easily.
你看到的这些人 All the people that you see here,
他们不是爱神 而是惧怕神 they are not God-loving people, they are God-fearing.
神祠里早晚还会出现他们的身影 Sooner or later, you might see them in hermitages again.
无畏万岁 Be fearless!
你不走吗 So won't you go along?
来吧 把神像砸了 Come on, break the idol.
-爸爸 -在哪 他在哪 - Papa. - Where? Where is he?
我要你们保证今后谁也不在 I want you to promise that no one will ever drop a penny
宗教琐碎之事上再付出一分一毫 at any of the religious places.
你们还看什么 What are you staring at?
把这些神像砸了 Break the statue.
来 过来 Here, come here.
过来 我给你介绍Krishna Come, I'll introduce you to Krishna.
-你说什么 -去那边 - What? - Come that way.
看 Kanji bhai 他们正在砸神像 Look, Kanji bhai, they're felling the statue.
正好如你所愿 It's exactly like you wanted.
看吧 Look.
你在找谁 Kanji Who are you looking for, Kanji?
我不是说过我无处不在吗 Didn't I say I am present everywhere?
我随雨瓢泼而落 I am pouring on fields as the rain.
同鸟一起筑巢 And making nests along with the birds.
同蚂蚁共享午餐 I am also taking lunch with the ants down there.
-你还好吗 -爸爸 - Are you fine? - Papa.
恩 我很好 Yes, I am fine.
你说想介绍谁给我们认识 Whom did you want us to introduce to?
没谁 No one.
你干什么 Kanji What are you doing, Kanji?
不要把它当护身符带在身上 Don't wear this around your neck as a talisman.
你不是刚才说服众人 You finally succeeded in explaining people
这是不对的 that this is wrong.
扔了它 Throw it.
扔得远远的 Throw it away.
摒弃畏惧 信仰神明而无畏