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"AV (Adult Video), a tool for men's sexual fantasy,"

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"a world of men domination."

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"What if one day, everything is overturned,"

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"and the roles of men and women have swapped..."

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My name is Wyman Chan. I'm a writer,

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pen name "Touchez Moi"

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I write erotic fiction

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for newspaper.

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I'm not ashamed of it.

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Cuz it requires certain writing skills.

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For examples, boobies,

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I'll refer them as Pinky Peaches,

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and vagina as the Waterfall Cave.

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She is my girlfriend. She is also a writer.

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A well-known

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romance novelist - Ceclia Jik.

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A few years ago, her lovey-dovey novel...

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THINK OF YOU IN HIS ARMS
has gone to 10th printing,

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sold as much as Hong Kong Map.

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A sentence of hers worth

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more my whole column.

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Look at her, elegant and decent

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But actually she has a dark side...

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Harder!

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Harder!

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Harder...

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Left turn!

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Wait a minute, left turn?

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Is it like driving?

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What a dumb-ass!

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Every time I have to remind you! Like this!

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Remember? I taught you so many times! Like this!

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It hurts!

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Am I hot?

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Of course!

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Look at me!

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Look at me!

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Why are you pushing so hard?

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Go deeper!

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Why are you digging so deep?

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I am about to come, let's come together!

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It's coming.

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It's here.

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I came already.

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You didn't scream when you were cumming.

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Yes, I did.

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I cried out, "Wow, it's here, I came".

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But your eyes didn't even flip once?

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Yes, they did!

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You could see the whites,

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as if I was blind

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Really?

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Really!

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Let's have a round two, now!

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Again?

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It's like this...

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Sex has traumatized me.

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Larry, stop rushing me,

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it's almost done, just the ending now...

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What? I don't need to write anymore?

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You can't just scrapped an adult section like this.

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Do you know how many men in Hong Kong

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rely on my work for their jerk breaks?

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Have you ever thought of me working
in the sports section?

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Let me refer you...

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Everything can be found on the internet now,

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the adult section is a goner.
I'm now in the religion section.

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Yesterday featured The Gospel, today is Buddha.

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Buddha is good!

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Simon, we are really doomed...

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I know, the adult section is scrapped,

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I won't last very long here either...

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Ah, the world is changing!

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Who knows pervert business
would die out one day...

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Look at you,

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selling pirated porn here, that's stealing...

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But now you can't even survive as a thief!

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What has become of Hong Kong? The city is dying!

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You're wrong,

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the city is dead.

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But I think that pervert business would never die.

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Think about it, what is the origins of humans?

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It's by being horny!

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If humans are not horny, how do we exist?

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There must be a way!

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Yes...But now everything on the internet is free,

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who would pay?

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Content is more important than a freebie.

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Do you understand? A great content!

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We don't fucking understand.

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In Hong Kong, there is "Home Ownership Scheme",

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for porn DVDs,

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there must be one that satisfy perverts' crave!

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Let's ask the gang to invest a few thousands each,

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and invest into making an AV.

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We can film whatever

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we want as we are investors,

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and the gang can also go
to see the on-site shooting.

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We three can sell the movie out...

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and split the profit.

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But shouldn't it be quite expensive to make an AV?

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Not exactly!

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I have asked around. The cost of filming an AV...

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can be a few thousands to a few hundred thousands,

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it's entirely up to you.

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That's right! We can work around the budget.

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Think about it,

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a Michelin food tour costs the same already,

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and there is no guarantee you would be full!

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An AV production trip will definitely
attract so many people!

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It's really feasible!

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I have a friend who sends me AVs
from Japan regularly.

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Have her arrange the trip,

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and we can even sell our movie
to the Japanese after!

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Great. She can have half the profit,
we have the other half.

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It seems that everything is coming together!

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If it's for real, I'm interested too.

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Who are you?

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I'm here to buy porn.

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A few thousands for the real stuff,

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I think my friends will be interested too.

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You see? Our first investor!

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If we succeed this time,
we can do it for long-term!

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Let's do it then,
I am getting so turned on already.

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Just talking about it give me a stiff y!

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That one's great!

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That one there - "Bed your wife".
Give me that one.

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Fuck! Why the fuck are you buying!
Go home and download!

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Talk show!

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- What talk show?
- David Letterman works here!

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- He is really famous.
- This way...

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By the way, who is the woman

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that helps us to make this AV?

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She is a Hong Konger, but has lived
in Japan for a long time.

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It's her who sends me Japanese AVs

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to make pirated ones.

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This time she has helped us a lot.

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Look, the one who is squatting there is her.

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Hatoyama!

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It's here.

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Up the stairs is a paradise amid
these busy surroundings.

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It's quite a secret place.

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It fits what we come for.

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I have a bad feeling about it.

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This is yours,

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yours,

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yours,

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yours,

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yours“.

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These are yours.

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I will show the special rooms in a minute,

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I can assure that you will all be so wowed!

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Wow!

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You see? It really 'wows' the fuck out of you!

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The special thing of here is
you can slide in and out,

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it's a fucking great feature!

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It looks just the same as a morgue!

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Of course not!

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In a morgue, you are wheeled out,
here you do it yourself.

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Now I know a place that's

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worse than subdivided flats!

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How can we live in such a small room?

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If you see it as a locker,

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it's actually fucking huge!

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Excuse me, you are Shitdog...

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Shodaiko Hatoyama.

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Miss Shodaiko,

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you are right.

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We should always look at the bright side.

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We don't come here to stay
in a five-star hotel, right?

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That's right!

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Our money should be spent in the right place.

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Yes!

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Our energy should also be used in the right place.

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Thank you very much, Miss Shodaiko!

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You are welcome!

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Shodai, touching balls... is your real name?

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Or your hobby?

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My mom gave me this name.

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- Your morn likes to touch balls...
- Yes!

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Fuck, would this be a set-up?

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Well, what I fear the most now...

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is this Shodaiko will be
the leading actress in our AV.

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Now you are really scaring me!

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It won't be that bad, I have already told her...

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we only want a famous AV actress with big tits.

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Don't you think that you guys
are actually quite pessimistic?

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You always assume that we are being set up.

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Then what should we do?

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Think about it, as a man,
we have seen AVs for decades,

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and have jerked off thousands of times.

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But tomorrow will be the first time

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to encounter a real AV girl,

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and have our own AV.

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Shouldn't we have an ablution...

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to welcome this sacred moment?

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An ablution?

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Raining is actually not too bad!

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It will be even heavier tomorrow...

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How do you know?

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AV girls usually have really big
and "heavy" boobs...

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Tomorrow is gonna be better.

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Look everyone,

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here is the holy place of AV...

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and also an all-in-one studio.

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Look over there, a clinic...

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where "Hot and Steamy Nurse" is often filmed.

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Here's a classroom,

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where "innocent School Girl" is filmed.

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Isn't it fucking amazing?

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Wow!

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Hey!

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This bed is the one I've seen in many AVs!

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Take me a photo...

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I fuck you...

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I bang you...

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No! Stop!

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Your eyes are really sharp,

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many AV actors have actually creamed here.

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Where exactly?

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Generally it's there!

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Under a UV light,

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it will glow!

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You see!

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Good morning, everyone!

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This is the director, you can ignore him.

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Oh really? At least bow
and pay a tribute like in a funeral.

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I resign myself to your guidance!

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Hello everybody,

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this is Miss Yui Tatsumi.

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Hello everyone, I'm Yui Tatsumi.

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I am here for your guidance.

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Yui Tatsumi. F Cup. Former Race Queen.

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Her nickname is "the Queen of Race Queen"!

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Feeling excited is understandable.

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But if we don't start the shooting,

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it won't be finished on time.

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It's actually quite dull.

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Yeah, it's so boring.

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Cut!

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Miss Shodaiko, please translate for me.

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Ok.

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To be honest,

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I think that the AV actor's performance is so-so.

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He is so predictable.

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Now that we have the final say,

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I think he can try the hardest
position right from the start.

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- Great idea!
- The hardest position? What is it?

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Let's try...

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The Helicopter!

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Excuse me,

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The Helicopter...

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He can't do this one? Never mind.

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Let's try a 69 then?

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This one is not bad!

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Whatever you say, it's not possible.

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He can't do this either? So useless.

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Let's try something simpler then, The Pile Driver?

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Wait, wait a minute. What happens?

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What is this? I can't do it if this continues.

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- I understand.
- Let's continue then .

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They are the investors,
just do whatever you feel like.

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They said that shagging is a progressive act.

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What? Have they lost their fucking mind?
Progressive?

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It's been like this for years.

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Your AVs should take a leap, no?

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I say, we should it do like this, right?

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He says...

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00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,010
Are you looking down on me?

270
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,928
You guys know nothing about AV,
shut the fuck up or leave!

271
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,723
What? We don't know AV?
We are all professional audience!

272
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,641
You dumb-ass, we have watched
pirated AVs for decades!

273
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,977
How many years have you been filming Avs?

274
00:14:12,144 --> 00:14:13,187
- Shut up!
- Oh, I am so scared!

275
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,730
Stop yapping, if you are so great,
speak in Japanese.

276
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:15,689
Don't you have the least bit of work ethics?

277
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,942
Go film it yourselves, I quit!

278
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,361
What the fuck, how can he leave like that?

279
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,154
So unprofessional!

280
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,322
What can we do now?

281
00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:25,157
Oh, the main actor is fucking gone!

282
00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:26,408
Let's have another guy!

283
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,160
Let me make this clear,

284
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,828
lam only the middleman,

285
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,539
and I have already sold this AV's copyright,

286
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,167
if you can't deliver, you have to pay me back!

287
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,794
What? That serious?

288
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,921
You are so talented to be a traitor.

289
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,506
How do you know that she is not?

290
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,550
Why doesn't one of you take up the role?

291
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,887
She asked if one of you guys can take up the role.

292
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,890
Wow, it's actually in your advantage,

293
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,767
you cannot only see but fuck as well,

294
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,060
one stone two birds!

295
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,645
You're crazy!

296
00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:57,314
Why don't you take part as well! Fucking crazy!

297
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,400
You go! The Helicopter is your idea!

298
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,861
Stop that, let's get someone quick.

299
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,031
Larry, I am so happy for you.

300
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,199
I've never thought...

301
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,576
taking you here can favor you in this way.

302
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,079
Let me go and buy you a Redbull and some condoms!

303
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:13,372
Hold on second...

304
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,290
I frankly cannot do it.

305
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,416
What the fuck!

306
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,919
A minute ago you were suggesting
The Helicopter and such.

307
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,420
I really want to do it.

308
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,214
But my inner thigh has this birthmark,

309
00:15:22,381 --> 00:15:23,215
it's so recognizable!

310
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,008
Don't be silly,
everyone has a birthmark like this!

311
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:25,425
That's right!

312
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,178
But my birthmark is in a shape of
Mickey Mouse,

313
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,055
I worry I would be sued by Disney
if it's exposed in the film!

314
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,056
You are so annoying.

315
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,141
Wait a minute...

316
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,059
What about him? Can you?

317
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,519
What do you think?

318
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,062
I can't either...

319
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,522
Why not?

320
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,399
Mine is curved.

321
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:42,943
What curved?

322
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:45,696
Have you ever seen...

323
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:46,947
a twisted bamboo?

324
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,495
Hey, Tommy!

325
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,581
You are such a pervert, why don't you go?

326
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:58,125
I'm sorry, I have to confess...

327
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,960
that I'm actually a tomboy.

328
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,379
That's why I didn't remove my pants
for the ablution.

329
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:04,339
You can't be fucking serious!

330
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,300
That's why you have boobs!

331
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,594
If you guys don't settle this now,
I will chop you all in pieces!

332
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,678
You motherfucker!

333
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:11,305
Hey! Stop! Don't!

334
00:16:11,722 --> 00:16:13,599
The Japanese triad is real evil.

335
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,976
I know one of them,
his little finger was chopped off...

336
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,186
just because he bought the
wrong brand of cigarettes!

337
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,937
What the fuck can we do now?

338
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,274
Listen to me,

339
00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:25,110
as a Chinese,

340
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,446
we have this golden opportunity
to come to Japan,

341
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,115
and to use our bodies to justly "punish"...

342
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,618
a Japanese girl without holding back.

343
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,370
Stop asking what our country has done for us,

344
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:36,955
we should ask in return,

345
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:40,626
what have we done for our country?

346
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:42,628
That's right!

347
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,088
Let's prove to Japanese girls...

348
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,257
we Chinese aren't the Sick man of Asia!

349
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,885
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!
- Diaoyu Islands are ours!

350
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,845
That's right! Yui Tatsumi is ours too!

351
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:57,017
Ours...

352
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,268
Great!

353
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:00,854
I'm really happy-

354
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,731
It seems that we have reached a consensus.

355
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,943
So, who will be the Lucky Boy tonight?

356
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,361
You!

357
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,113
Ha, you silly boys!

358
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:15,994
Hello.

359
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:17,663
Hello.

360
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,622
Yes.

361
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,461
Thank you.

362
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:25,671
Yes.

363
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,841
Take her clothes off, you fucking moron!

364
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,843
Yes, yes, I'm doing it now!

365
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,024
Hurry up! Are you making a stew?

366
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:47,526
Why don't you do it?

367
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,697
Excuse me.

368
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,042
No! Stop it, no!

369
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,419
Don't worry.

370
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,133
No!

371
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,432
No!

372
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,725
No!

373
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,310
Can you just let me go?

374
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,644
I will pay you anyway!

375
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:29,234
Take the top off...

376
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,528
Take his pants off...

377
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:32,988
Don't...

378
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,406
Don't...

379
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,034
Don't...

380
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:49,546
It's in!

381
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,103
It's in again!

382
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:08,690
What's this?

383
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:09,816
She is gushing!

384
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,488
You guys are the worst!

385
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,324
Forcing me into all this!

386
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:08,667
He is so cute and funny.

387
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,547
Before I met Ozawa-san,

388
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:18,844
I didn't know women can actually take the lead.

389
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:27,894
I am a bit stirred but feel so happy.

390
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,946
I feel so sorry for you,

391
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,322
as you look so miserable in the film,

392
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,450
it gives me tears when I watch it.

393
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,163
Do you think that it can be pixelated more?

394
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,038
Excuse me...

395
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:48,206
Yes!

396
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:51,042
This...mosaic effect, ok?

397
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,377
Ok, 0k! No problem!

398
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,045
Thank you.

399
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,467
Hey man!

400
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,218
What's wrong with you? The mosaic effect...

401
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,929
is see-through! Can you make it more blurred?

402
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,348
Can you also not just focus on my dick?

403
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,142
Put a mosaic on my face as well!

404
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,393
No...

405
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,312
The whole face...Put it on the whole body!

406
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,564
Um...ok, ok!

407
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,901
You know what, blur the whole picture!

408
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,910
Don't you worry,

409
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,244
If you remove your glasses,

410
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,871
no one would recognize you.

411
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,748
Try now.

412
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,4