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翻譯 伊森澤生 冰島豆腐
翻譯 feip 白夜君 Eunice
時間軸 Caroline
校對 蘇葵
后期 漁夫
總監 蘇葵
完美和聲 第一季 第一集
你的品味太差了 琴 You have terrible taste, Jean.
琴·科克蘭 愛妻
是生前品味差 Had.
你嫁給了一個不配擁有你的大混蛋 You married a huge jerk who didn't deserve you,
然后撒手人寰 and then you died.
又一個 糟糕的選擇 Another...poor choice,
丟下我孤零零一個人在肯塔基州 leaving me alone in Kentucky.
如果我還有繼續活下去的理由 If there is a reason for me to keep on living,
請讓我看到 神示 y-you have to...send me a sign.
天吶 Oh, jeez.
?哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah♪
?哈利路亞 哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah, hallelujah♪
不 不要 不要 絕對不要 Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
我在這世上最后聽到的不能是這種鬼哭狼嚎的聲音 This will not be the last thing that I hear on Earth.
?上帝是無所不能的? ♪For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth♪
別唱了 停下 No, stop!
?哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah--♪
簡直不能忍 This is unacceptable.
彈鋼琴的姑娘 你每個音的銜接都是滑過去的 Piano girl, you're sliding up to each note,
那完全毀掉了聽覺體驗 which ruins the listening experience.
節食版的范·迪塞爾 站直了 Diet Vin Diesel, stand up straight
這樣我們才能聽到你的聲音 so we can hear you.
色情版的羅杰斯先生 你的耳朵里是有蟲子嗎 Porno Mister Rogers, do you have a bug in your ear?
-沒有 -那就別做這個動作 - No. - Then don't do that.
山寨版的惠特妮·休斯頓 有個大問題 Whitney Houston, we have a problem.
你自信過頭 可惜才華不足 Your confidence exceeds your talents.
蛇紋身的男孩 Snake Tattoo,
這首歌的作曲喬治·亨德爾可不認識叫"哈爾"的人 George Frideric Handel didn't know anyone named Hal.
什么 What?
不是"哈爾你擼呀" It's not Hal-li-loo-yer
是"哈利路亞" It's Hall-lay-loo-ya!
是開元音 你們都聽過元音 Open vowels. You've heard of vowels.
就是帕特·薩加克逼你們花錢買的東西 They're the things that Pat Sajak makes you pay for.
游戲節目《幸運之輪》的主持人 節目中單詞不完整 猜測不出來時 可以花錢買元音字母
該死 他都沒說完 Oh, dang. He didn't get to finish.
哈利路亞 Hallelujah.
僅限教堂車輛停放
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這里是地獄嗎 Is this hell?
大概我是咎由自取 注定下地獄 I guess I had that coming.
你喝得爛醉如泥啊 亞特 That was quite a bender you were on, Art.
我叫亞瑟 不過你是怎么知道我的名字的 It's Arthur. How do you know my name?
我們給你脫褲子時 翻了一下你的錢包 We looked through your wallet after we wrestled your pants off.
你尿了一大灘尿 You peed so much.
你激烈地反抗 幸運的是 我塊頭很大 Now you put up quite a fight. Luckily, I'm huge.
我不該在這里的 我要穿上褲子走人了 I shouldn't be here. I'm gonna get my pants and go.
等等 Wait.
我們在準備一個唱詩班的比賽 We're getting ready for a choir competition.
-我們需要你的幫助 -是啊 - We need your help. - Yeah.
就把這當做是社區服務 Just think of it as community service.
這是我妻子的社區 不是我的 This is my wife's community, not mine,
再說我也退休了 and I'm retired.
"亞瑟·科克蘭 普林斯頓大學音樂系系主任 "Arthur Cochran, chair of Princeton's music department,
動不動就扔椅子砸人 "also known for throwing chairs,
因為學生投訴被迫退休" resigned after a wave of student complaints."
當代大學生都是嬌弱的雪花 This is a generation of delicate snowflakes
也完全不擅長躲避椅子 and terrible chair duckers.
給我們20分鐘吧 Just give us 20 minutes.
到時候你的褲子也該干了 It'll be that long before your pants are dry.
好了 All right.
都圍過來 趕快完事吧 Step in. Let's get this over with.
野貓夫人
一次性的音樂課 One-time music lesson.
姿勢決定了一切 Posture is everything.
脖子向后 頭抬起向前 Neck back, head forward and up.
想象有一條線從你的頭頂垂下來 Imagine there is a string coming out of the top of your head
然后你...是想象的 不是真有 and you're-- it's imaginary--
你的身體像木偶一樣被懸著搖晃 and your body is dangling like a puppet.
就像匹諾曹 Like Pinocchio,
或者按照我父親兼家庭教師的說法 or as my father-slash-homeroom teacher called it,
-《說謊的孩子活該受懲罰》 -這什么... - "Lying Child Gets What He Deserves." - What does he--
杰克斯牧師是被傳教士養大的 Reverend Jax was raised by missionaries.
他們家喜歡看美國電影 His family watched American movies,
但是他們會給這些電影取個新名字 but they gave 'em all new titles
使之更有道德教化意義 to teach moral lessons.
是啊 他看過湯姆·漢克斯演的每一部片子 Yeah, he's seen every movie Tom Hanks made.
他在《別患艾滋病》里的表現太精彩了[費城故事]He's so good in "Don't Get Aids."
好吧 我很高興你把這個教化意義傳達出去了 Great, I'm glad you're getting the word out on that.
我們來試個和音 Let's try a chord.
♪C...E E G♪
停 打住 打住 Stop, stop, stop.
把眼睛閉上 Close your eyes.
唱歌最重要的就是達到終極的同步 Singing is about being so utterly in sync
以至于你都不知道某個人在何處停止 that you don't know where one person ends
然后另一個人又接上了 and the other begins.
我們一起吸氣 呼氣時一起唱... So we will inhale together and on the exhale, we...
♪C♪
♪E♪
♪G♪
我操啊 簡直是黑魔法 Holy crap, that's black magic!
我知道是真的 這家伙就是魔鬼本鬼 I knew it was real. This guy's the devil.
這簡直太棒了 This is awesome!
快看 我都起雞皮疙瘩了 Look, I got chicken skin.
這就是上帝派你來幫我們的神示 It's a sign you were sent here to help us.
不 我才不信什么神示 No, I don't believe in signs.
等等 別把車拖走 Hey! Don't tow that!
不要 那是我的車 No, that's--that's my car!
那是我的車 天吶 好燙 That's my car. Ow--hot!
你不相信神示嗎 You don't believe in signs?
那邊有個警示牌明明寫了"不準停車 違者拖走" Well, what about the one that says, "No parking, tow zone"?
我當時以為那不是個問題 I didn't think it'd be my problem.
我以為他們這時候應該已經在采集我的器官了 I thought they'd be harvesting my organs by now.
既然你的胃還在 Well, since you still have your stomach,
想吃點餅干嗎 wanna fill it with a biscuit?
那是吐司 That's toast.
"惠特妮·休斯頓"沒餅干了 "Whitney Houston" ran out of biscuits.
吃我的吧 Here, take mine.
來了月虹不吃這個 It'd be a sin to leave the Moonbow
相當于是犯罪 without tasting one of those.
你把你的餅干給我 You're giving me your biscuit?
你在賣什么 What are you selling?
上帝的愛 不過那是免費的 God's love, but that's free.
所以我想算是餐廳請客吧 朋友 So I guess it's on the house, friend.
你在浪費你的時間 You're wasting your time.
吉妮 你和你兒子可以隨時成為 Well, Ginny, you and your son have an open invitation
我的會眾 to join my flock.
謝謝你 牧師 但我們的生活已經經歷了 Thank you, Pastor, but our lives have been through
夠多波折了 enough changes already.
見鬼 天殺的 Darn it. Son of a bee!
卡什 Cash!
沒說臟話 好樣的 Good job watching your language.
他因為在學校咒罵老師而被停課了 He got suspended for cussing out his teacher at school,
所以我在讓他練習表達不滿的新詞匯 so we're practicing new words to express frustration.
吉妮 我們需要你這樣的好聲音 Ginny, we could use that beautiful voice of yours
參加合唱比賽 in the choral competition.
你不需要我 You don't need me.
就像你的廣告牌宣傳的一樣 你總是贏 Like your billboard says, you always win.
你要是哪天改變主意了 Well, if you ever change your mind,
永恒贊美教會歡迎所有人 Everyone's welcome at the Church of Perpetual Praise.
等下 75號州際公路旁邊的那個大型教會嗎 Hang on. The mega-church off I-75?
我妻子不受歡迎啊 My wife wasn't welcome there.
-我們沒見過吧 -我妻子在這兒長大 - I don't believe we've met. - My wife grew up here.
她的遺愿就是葬在你們的墓地里 Her final wish was to be buried in your cemetery,
但我被告知沒位置了 but I was told there was no space.
你一定是科克蘭先生了吧 You must be Mr. Cochran.
-博士 -科克蘭博士 - Dr-- - Dr. Cochran.
沒錯 That's right.
我收到了你的七條憤怒信息 I received your seven angry messages
和畫面感豐富的粗口 and your colorful suggestions of what to stick where.
但你還能走路 看來你是沒接受它們 But you're still able to walk so I guess you didn't take 'em.
我希望你找到上帝 I hope you find God,
因為如果你覺得肯塔基州都算熱的話 because if you think it's hot in Kentucky...
就是那人的合唱團年年獲勝 That's the guy whose choir wins every year?
沒錯 Every year.
今年可不會了 Well, not this year.
今年 你的合唱團將獲勝 This year, your choir's gonna win,
因為我會助你一臂之力 'cause I'm gonna help you.
我就知道你心中有善 I knew there was goodness in your heart!
我是為了出惡氣才這么做的 I'm doing this out of spite.
上帝行事神秘 God works in mysterious ways.
我很激動向你們正式介紹 I'm very excited to properly introduce to you
亞瑟·科克蘭博士 Dr. Arthur Cochran,
普林斯頓大學的音樂教授 professor of music at the University of Princeton.
我知道他們從來沒進過前四 And I know they never make the Final Four,
但不算籃球的話 but outside of basketball,
他們其實算個不錯的學校 they're actually considered a good school.
謝謝你精彩的引介 Thank you very much for that wonderful introduction.
好了 各位 站直 Okay, everybody, align your spine.
蛇紋身馬修·麥康納 Matthew McConaugh-snake,
你不用鼓起胸部 you don't need to puff out your chest
像是給你妻子暗示你準備好做愛了 like you're signaling your wife you're ready to mate.
-前妻 -還沒簽字呢 - Ex-wife. - Papers ain't signed yet.
能借一步說話嗎 Could I have a quick word?
韋恩愛吃醋 Wayne is the jealous type.
我想你最好只談音樂 I think it's best if you just stick to the music
別談感情的事 and leave the relationship stuff out of it.
這些都交織在一起的 比如你 Yeah, it's all intertwined. Take you.
你沒精打采地站著 影響了你的發聲 You slouch, which hurts your vocal projection.
這是害怕對質所造成的 It's caused by fear of confrontation,
所以你才嫁給了一個 which is why you stayed married to a man
想要每天"打包"的男人 who is preparing for "wabbit season"
直到有一天他過了線 until one day he crosses the line.
也許他失去了你所有的錢 Maybe he lost all your money
或者讓一條蛇進了家里 or let a snake loose in the house.
從你的眼神我能看出是兩者都有 I can see by your eyes it's both--wow!
所以你趕他走 So you kicked him out,
但你擔心這會影響孩子 but now you're worried it's screwing up the kid,
所以你還沒簽離婚協議書 so you haven't signed the divorce papers.
-你看了我的日記嗎 -我寫的 - Did you read my diary? - I wrote it.
?奇? ♪Ama...♪
?異 (恩典)? ♪...zing (Grace)♪
?何 (等)? ♪How (Sweet)♪
-?甘甜? -別揮了 - ♪The sound♪ - Put the pom-poms down.
-別揮了 -?我等? - Drop the pom-poms. - ♪That♪
?扳手 (竟蒙)? ♪Saved (A wrench)♪
-?赦免? -罪人 罪人 不是扳手 - ♪Like me♪ - Wretch, wretch, not wrench.
為什么有人要寫一首關于丟失扳手的歌 Why would somebody write a song about losing a wrench?
-拋棄開心的情緒 唱完 -?昔我? - Just take the joy out of it and get it done--let's go. - ♪I once♪
-廢物才開心 -?迷失? - Joy is for losers. - ♪Was lost♪
?今歸 (正途)? ♪But now (I'm here)♪
?如果你覺得快樂是真理就跟我一起拍手? ♪Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth♪
我不覺得 I don't.
?奇異恩典? ♪Ama...zing grace♪
這是你最大的聲音了嗎 聽聽你說話的聲音 This is as loud as you get? Listen to your speaking voice.
就像達斯·維德[黑暗尊主]吃了木法沙 It's like Darth Vader ate Mufasa.
別這么刻薄 Don't be mean.
德韋恩有很多達斯·維德 Dwayne has a lot of wonderful qualities
不具備的好品質 that Darth Vader does not have,
比如人臉 like a human face.
這叫坦率 只有這樣你才能進步 It's called honesty. It's how people get better.
求同存異 Agree to disagree.
吉妮 我們兒子扔飛鏢作弊 Ginny, our son cheats at darts.
失陪下 Excuse me.
卡什 讓你爸爸贏吧 Cash, just let your father win.
你老是盯著她 Well, you can't stop staring at her.
怎么不約她出去 Why don't you ask her out?
我不能這么對韋恩 I can't do that to Wayne.
他一直像大哥一樣待我 He's always been like a big brother to me.
他把他所有舊衣服都給了我 He gave me all his hand-me-downs
直到我滿6歲 進入我的快速生長期 right up till I turned six and hit my growth spurt.
如果你無法在現實生活中為自己發聲 If you can't speak up in real life,
那是你的問題 that's your problem.
但在合唱團中 我需要聽見你的聲音 But in choir, I need to hear you.
站直了 Stand up straight.
我需要你把你的聲音想象成一團小小的光球 I want you to imagine that your voice is a tiny ball of light.
讓它變大 Just let it expand.
?我? ♪Me♪
-?我? -加把勁 - ♪Me♪ - Come on.
你的聲音不會被否定 Your voice won't be denied
正如你對吉妮的感覺無法被否定 just like your feelings for Ginny.
?我? ♪Me♪
就是這樣 Yes.
讓它填滿整個房間... Let it fill the room...
一直延伸到樹林中 all the way back into the woods.
對 那才是你的聲音 Yes! That is your voice!
你個可憐的混蛋 你愛她 Oh, you poor bastard. You love her.
沒什么比愛更能摧毀你的人生了 Nothing wrecks your life like love.
BGM: Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus
?我有如鐵球般沖來? ♪I came in like a wrecking ball♪
別這樣 Don't do that.
?我從未為了愛情 那么心痛? ♪I never hit so hard in love♪
給你點時間 Give you a minute.
?我只想打破你的心房? ♪All I wanted was to break your walls♪
琴·科克蘭 摯愛的妻子和女兒
我仍需要一個神示 我的愛 Oh, I still need a sign, my love.
哪怕是從泥土里伸出一根瘦骨嶙峋的手指頭呢 How 'bout just a boney finger sticking up out of the dirt?
那是不是有點太不切實際了 Is that too on the nose?
好特別的墓碑 Such a unique headstone.
我一直想問 I've been meaning to ask,
那首小曲有什么含義嗎 what is the significance of the music?
那個啊 Oh, that?
那首幽默小曲寫的是一個失去唯一親人 That's a fun little ditty about a man who loses his only family
且毫無理由再活下去的男人 and has no reason to live.
看來我惹你不高興了 那我就不打擾你了 I see I've upset you. I'll leave you be.
那是我們在人群中尋找彼此的方法 It's how we'd find each other in a crowd.
我們會吹口哨給對方 這是個家庭傳統 We'd whistle to each other. It was a family tradition.
我父母會用巴赫的《D小調托卡塔》 My parents used Bach's "Toccata in G Minor,"
但是琴說 如果我們要做這么荒謬的事 but Jean said if we were gonna do something that ridiculous,
必須得有趣點 it had to be fun.
所以我們就用了... So that's...
《虎視眈眈》 "Eye of the Tiger."
西爾維斯特·史泰龍電影里的那首 From the Sylvester Stallone movie.
我不想知道你的家人給《洛奇》 Yeah, I don't need to know what weird title
起了什么奇怪的標題 your family gave "Rocky."
就是《洛奇》啊 不然還能是什么呢 It's "Rocky." What else would it be?
BGM: Jeanie With the Light Brown Hair
?許多是她喜歡的狂野曲調? ♪Many were the wild notes her merry♪
外面是什么情況啊 What is going on outside?
?我夢到了吉妮? ♪I dream of a Ginny♪
?她有著淺棕色的頭發? ♪With the light brown hair♪
和我約會吧
德韋恩 這是什么 Dwayne, what is this?
一件我十年前就該做的事 Something I should have done ten years ago.
-你得忘掉這個主意 -我做不到 - You need to forget this idea. - I can't.
亞瑟說得對 Arthur was right.
如果我不能誠實直面我的感覺 If I'm not honest with my feelings,
我就無法誠實對待我的音樂 I won't be honest with my music.
現在適合讀首詩嗎 Is now a good time to read a poem?
什么是“吃我的D[大屌]” What's "Eat me, D"?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我在搖船啊 Oh, I'm rocking the boat.
打破微妙的平衡 You know, disrupting a delicate balance
好讓一切都亂套 so that everything goes cattywampus
突然間 你丈夫最好的朋友 and suddenly your husband's best friend is
在你后院唱起了情歌 singing love songs in your yard.
他利用了他的嗓音 好樣的 He used his voice. Good for him.
我可就遭殃了 And bad for me.
自從韋恩和我分居以來 Ever since Wayne and I split,
我們兒子的狀態就不太好 our son has been a wreck.
而我需要韋恩簽下這些離婚協議文件 And I need Wayne to sign those divorce papers
好讓卡什開始慢慢療愈 so Cash can start healing.
但是如果德韋恩 But that won't happen
讓韋恩感到嫉妒 他就不會簽了 if Dwayne makes Wayne jealous.
所以你最好別再惹麻煩了 寶拉·狄恩[美國名廚主持人]So you better stop stirring the pot, Paula Deen.
挺胸 抬頭 氣從丹田起 Shoulders back, head up, fire in the belly.
你把這女孩帶到合唱練習中來 You bring this girl to choir practice,
我們就有可能贏得比賽 we have a shot at winning.
好的 我準備好嘗一塊這里有名的餅干了 Okay, I am ready to try one of those famous biscuits.
我們賣完了 We're out.
你手里明明正端著一份餅干 You're literally holding a biscuit.
它味道如何 Mm. How is it?
吉妮 我一直在為你祈禱 Ginny, you have been in my prayers.
是嗎 Oh, really?
你怎么不多為你的發際線祈禱祈禱呢 Why don't you save your prayers for your hairline?
琴確實曾經喜歡過一位自以為是的吹牛大王 Jean always did like a self-righteous blowhard.
你又不了解我的妻子 你認識她嗎 You didn't know my wife. Did you know my wife?
我們小時候常常在那個墓地里玩捉迷藏 We used to play hide-and-seek in that cemetery.
那也是我們初次接吻的地方 It's where we had our first kiss.
但我確信她想埋在那里一定還有別的原因 But I'm sure she had other reasons for wanting to be buried there.
誰想來點咖啡 Who wants coffee?
我不需要你的同情咖啡 I don't want your pity coffee.
我倒要看看當我們贏得比賽時 I wanna see the look on that smug
那個自以為是的混蛋臉上的表情 bastard's face when we win.
?萬王之王? ♪King of kings♪
?生生世世? ♪Forever and ever♪
?萬主之主? ♪And Lord of Lords♪
?哈利路亞 哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah, hallelujah♪
?萬王之王? ♪King of kings♪
停下 Stop.
亞當斯 你唱錯聲部了 Adams, you're singing the wrong part.
你是女低音 You're an alto.
我是女高音 我從來沒唱過女低音 I am a soprano. I have never sung alto.
女人變老 聲部變調 Things change as women get older.
你他喵的說啥 The [beep] you say?
我能跟你說句話嗎 Can I have a word?
我來唱女低音 不是什么大事 I'll sing alto. No big deal.
這是大事 It is a big deal.
要是想贏 我們需要正確的聲音唱正確的聲部 To win, we need the right voices singing the right parts.
-你來唱女低音 -是卡什學校打來的 - You're an alto. - Oh, this is Cash's school.
-稍等一下 -什么 - Just one second. - What?
為了和觀眾拉近距離 A pop song might be a better way
流行歌曲可能是個更好的選擇 to connect with the audience.
不行 這里不實行民主 No, this is not a democracy.
上帝可能會聽你的 但我不會 God may listen to you, but I don't.
我得走了 I have to leave.
卡什可能輕輕地打了他讀書會里的孩子一拳 Cash may have slightly punched a kid in his reading group.
這不是離開的原因 That's no reason to leave.
-你說什么 -不行 - Excuse me? - No.
在你自己的時間里 On your own time,
你想干什么都行 have whatever self-destructive delusions you want.
你的兒子是未開發的偉大資源 Your son is an untapped font of greatness.
那位電影屠夫很會交流 The movie butcher here is a great communicator.
德韋恩和韋恩 你倆很酷 And Dwayne and Wayne, totally cool
都想和同一個女人上床 that you both wanna bone the same lady.
這很有愛 That's lovely.
什么鬼 What the hell?
你想睡我親愛的吉妮嗎 You wanna bone my sweet Ginny?
你這個破壞別人家庭的傻... 她永遠是我老婆 You home-wrecking son of a-- she'll always be my wife!
科克蘭博士 這里不歡迎你 Dr. Cochran, you are no longer welcome here.
至少你終于誠實了 Well, at least you're finally being honest.
BGM: Old Folks At Home by Paul Robeson
?整個世界都? ♪All the world is♪
?充滿了悲傷? ♪Filled with sorrow♪
?我漫步過的? ♪Everywhere♪
?所有地方? ♪I roam♪
咕咕咕嘎嘎嘎呀呀呀啦啦啦 Bodega, bodega, bodega, bodega, bodega, bodega.
你不敲門嗎 你在干什么 Don't you knock? What are you doing here?
我在躲我媽 Hiding from my mom.
她討厭你 所以她不可能來這里 She hates you, so no way she's coming here.
你的邏輯沒錯 Can't fault your logic there.
你怎么這么喜歡蝴蝶 What's up with you and butterflies?
我老婆喜歡 放下 My wife liked them. Put it down.
我媽媽說你喜歡《綠毛怪格林奇》 My mom says you're like the Grinch.
你說你討厭人類 You say you hate people,
但你真正討厭的 是孤獨 but what you really hate is being alone.
是的 格林奇的老婆想在她的出生地 Yeah, well, the Grinch's wife wanted to spend her last weeks
度過生命的最后幾周 然后她就去世了 where she was born, and then she was gone,
所以格林奇什么都沒了 so the Grinch had nothing.
不 他有條狗 比你酷多了 No, he had a dog. He was way cooler than you.
憑你的機智和社交風度 You know, with your tact and social graces,
我很驚訝你竟然在學校打架 I'm shocked you're getting into fights at school.
只是在讀書會里 Only during reading.
所有人嘲笑我 叫我傻子 Everyone laughs and calls me stupid,
然后我就把他們打了 then I punch 'em.
我們來做個試驗 We're gonna try an experiment.
我們一起唱這首歌 Let's sing this together.
你要一邊唱 一邊用手指著單詞 And you are gonna follow along and point at the words.
?賜我給們? ♪Dona nobis♪
賜給我們平安 二重唱
?安平? ♪Pacem♪
?安? ♪Chem♪
我就說是 跟我來 I thought so. Okay, come on.
等等 我們去哪里 Wait, where are we going?
格林奇要去無名鎮 The Grinch needs to go into Whoville.
你不能再像這樣跑開了 Don't you ever run off like that again.
-你聽到了嗎 -是 女士 - Do you hear me? - Yes, ma'am.
感謝你把我兒子送回來 Thank you for returning my son to me
這樣我就能繼續當他的壞榜樣了 so I can continue being a terrible role model for him.
你還會挖苦人呢 Oh, you do have sarcasm here.
下一句想說什么 貝果嗎 What's next, bagels?
你以為善良會讓我軟弱 You think being kind makes me weak,
但這需要力量 but it takes strength.
或許吧 但你不能用擁抱解決所有問題 Maybe, but you can't wrap every problem in a hug.
就拿這孩子來說吧 Take Rosemary's baby here.
他打學校打架的原因 He's getting into fights in school
是因為他讀書有困難 because he's having trouble reading.
每次他看書時 字母好像四處漂浮一般 Every time he looks at a page, the letters float around.
這叫閱讀障礙 It's called dyslexia.
許多成功人士都有這病 A lot of successful people had it.
耶茨[愛爾蘭詩人及劇作家] 邱吉爾 Yeats, Churchill...
湯姆·克魯斯 Tom Cruise.
-湯姆·克魯斯 -據說是 - Tom Cruise? - Supposedly.
所以我離婚沒有毀了他嗎 So, I didn't ruin him by getting a divorce?
沒有 不是你的錯 No, not your fault.
好了 Okay.
BGM: Amazing Grace
?我曾經迷失過? ♪I once was lost♪
?但我現在重拾自我? ♪But now I'm found♪
?曾經的迷茫? ♪Was blind♪
?但現在我? ♪But now...I...♪
?重獲新生? ♪See♪
?天賜恩寵? ♪Amazing grace♪
?這是天賜? ♪It's amazing♪
?天賜恩寵? ♪Amazing grace♪
?你不知道我們很了不起? ♪Don't you know we're amazing♪
我們輸定了 We're toast.
?天賜恩寵 了不起? ♪Amazing grace, it's amazing♪
-?天賜恩寵? -他們唱得很響 - ♪Amazing grace...♪ - They're loud.
-?聽我們歌唱? -并不好 - ♪Listen to us, sing!♪ - Not the same as good.
你總想說一些睿智的話 You always have something smart to say.
-他在這里干什么 -亞瑟道歉了 - What's he doing here? - Arthur apologized.
真是驚訝啊 What a fun surprise.
我覺得我們應該原諒他 I think we should forgive him
歡迎他回來 and welcome him back.
在合唱團和婚姻中 這是很重要的一課 You know, that's an important lesson in choirs and in marriages.
韋恩 夠了 我不會改變想法的 Wayne, enough. I am not changing my mind.
所以你要把離婚協議簽了 So you need to sign those divorce papers
然后把那九條蛇從車庫里清理出去 and get all nine snakes out of the garage.
應該不止那個數 Should be more than that.
其他人 Everyone else,
不管你們之間有什么小恩小怨 都放下吧 whatever petty grudge you are carrying, just drop it.
我們有機會聚在一起 We have a chance to come together
做了不起的事 and do something amazing.
他也是其中一份子 And he is a part of that.
這個易怒 討人厭的男人 This crusty, unpleasant man
他太難相處了 連墓地都不收他 who is so difficult that he got rejected by a graveyard.
-是真的 -幸好他被死神拒絕了 - It's true. - And lucky for us, he did.
因為我們接受任何人 Because we take anyone,
-無論他們有多低賤或討人厭 -阿門 - no matter how low or hated... - Amen.
-或遭人鄙視 -好了 好了 - Or despised-- - Okay, okay, okay.
你說得很清楚了 謝謝 You made your point. Thank you.
各位 聽我說 Guys, listen.
人生苦短 Life is short.
我們利用上帝賜予我們的這段寶貴時間 Let's use this precious time that God has given us
來創造美妙的音樂吧 to make some beautiful music
把那個愛吹牛的自大狂 that's gonna blow the toupee
腦袋上的假發都給他吹飛 off that pompous windbag's head.
太棒了 大家激動點呀 Yes! Come on, guys.
BGM: Hallelujah Chorus
?哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah♪
?哈利路亞 哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah, hallelujah♪
?哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah♪
?哈利路? ♪Halle-lu♪
?亞? ♪Jah♪
-怎么回事 -我們要搖滾起來 - What's happening? - We're rocking the boat.
BGM: Eye of the Tiger by Survivor
?我從街頭爬起來? ♪Rising up back on the street♪
?吃過苦頭 抓住過機會? ♪Did my time, took my chances♪
?走過很長的路 如今我重新振作起來? ♪Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet♪
?我不過是個求生意志強烈的男人? ♪Just a man, and his will to survive♪
?虎視眈眈? ♪It's the eye of the tiger♪
?決斗讓人熱血沸騰? ♪It's the thrill of the fight♪
?迎接來自對手的? ♪Rising up to the challenge♪
?挑戰 (哈利路亞 直到永遠)? ♪Of our rival (Hallelujah, forever)♪
?最后的生存者? ♪And the last known survivor♪
?在黑夜中悄然接近獵物? ♪Stalks his prey in the night♪
?他虎視眈眈著我們? ♪And he's watching us all with the eye♪
?哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah♪
?我們皆為獵物 (哈利路亞)? ♪Of the tiger (Hallelujah)♪
?哈利路亞? ♪Ha-halelu♪
?哈利路亞? ♪Halelu-lelujah♪
?哈利路亞 哈利路亞 (虎視眈眈)? ♪Hallelujah, hallelujah (It's the eye of the tiger)♪
?哈利路亞? ♪Ha-halelu♪
?哈利路亞? ♪Halelu-lelujah♪
?哈利路亞 哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah, hallelujah♪
?永遠哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah, forever and ever♪
?哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah♪
早該了 琴 It's about damn time, Jean.
亞軍得主是 麥克里里衛理公會教徒 Second place... McCreary Methodist!
我知道你會回來的 I knew you'd be back.
我說 "我們改編成混搭給他個驚喜吧 I said, "Let's surprise him with a mash-up
就像那部講合唱團的電視劇 like in the TV show about glee clubs
《同性戀的高中生活不好過》一樣" called, 'Being Gay Makes High School Hard.'"
等等 什么 Wait, what?
冠軍得主是 First place...
拜托 Come on.
永恒贊美教會 Perpetual Praise Church!
每次都這樣 Every time.
我為你們驕傲 I'm proud of you.
那些評委都是音盲 Those judges are tone-deaf,
用嘴巴呼吸 見識短淺的... mouth-breathing, troglodytes--
今年增設的新獎項 最佳進步合唱團獎 And this year, a new award, Most Improved Choir,
得主是查伯蘭茲2號第一教堂 goes to the Second First Church of the Cumberlands.
太棒了 他們很有眼光 Yes! Discernment is what they have.
懂得鑒賞才華 An eye for talent.
虎視眈眈 Eye of the tiger,
虎視眈眈 虎視眈眈 eye of the tiger, eye of the tiger...
?哈利路亞? ♪Hallelujah♪
你覺得他會生你氣嗎 You think he'll be mad with you?
-他什么時候不生氣 -韋恩 說再見就是了 - He's always mad. - Wayne, just say good-bye.
好了 速速 以后由亞瑟來照顧你 Okay, Snappy, Arthur's gonna take care of you now.
老天 這是什么情況 What in God's name is happening right now?
驚不驚喜 喬遷愉快 Surprise! Happy house-warming.
歡迎來到我們的教會家庭 Welcome to our church family.
我們帶了些你可能用得上的東西 We brought you few things you might need:
牛奶 雞蛋 多罐裝除臭劑 milk, eggs, a multi-pack of deodorant.
-不用了 謝謝 -哎呀 用過了 - No, thank you. - Oops, it's used.
這下不能退了 Can't return it now.
你要吃幾顆蛋 八個還是十個 How many eggs do you want, eight or ten?
人類不會吃這個數量的蛋 That's not a number of eggs a human eats.
就是這件了 This is it.
你穿上這件再配雙雕花牛津鞋 就對頭了 You put this on with some wingtips, we'll be talking.
你不能就這么闖進來 開始翻我的東西 You can't just barge in here and go through my stuff--
真好吃 That's incredible.
別大驚小怪了 過來坐下 Now stop fussing and sit down.
你如果不想有人陪 You don't want company,
那你就選錯朋友了 well, you picked the wrong group to make friends with.
沒錯 我們有愛但喜歡強迫別人 Yes, we are loving yet pushy,
就像瑪麗·波平斯在那部經典迪士尼電影 like Mary Poppins in the classic Disney film,
《未婚女人總惹麻煩》里一樣[歡樂滿人間]"Unmarried Women Cause Trouble."
不 這顏色不適合你 No, this is not your color.
你得把這個送給 You need to give this to someone
適合珠光色的人 who pops in jewel tones.
還有誰想吃雞蛋 Who else wants eggs?
說到雞蛋 有人見過速速嗎 Speaking of eggs, anyone see Snappy?
BGM: Stuck In the Middle With You by Stealers Wheel
?我左邊是小丑? ♪Clowns to the left of me♪
老天幫幫我 God, help me.
?而我被夾在中間 和你一起? ♪Here I am, stuck in the middle with you♪