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星球大战：前线 老年版
我们请了一些爷爷奶奶们玩了30分钟的《星球大战：前线》霸权模式， 并只给他们提供了操作教程。
让我们看看发生了什么……
《星球大战：前线》 Star wars: battlefront
这是个新游戏？ I don`t know. I guess is this a new game?
还是新电影的一部分？ Or…maybe it`s part of the new film.
这真的是 It was really –
真的是一个很棒的系列，尤其是电影的前三部 it`s a great series, the first three in particular.
《星球大战：前线》是一款新的射击游戏，将你放入星球大战的世界中 Star wars: battlefront is a new shooter game that immerses you into the world of Star Wars.
哦！ OH!
今天你要在线上与其他玩家一起合作或对抗 And today, you`re gonna be playing with and against other people online.
哦~！ Oh! :O
看我怎么虐他们╮(╯▽╰)╭ Those poor people. Huh huh huh~~
我的大刀已经饥渴难耐啦。 I can already feel my anxiety going up. Oh god.
This is like CBs? You gottta handle these other people?
霸权…ˋ▽ˊ Supremacy…
占领敌人的控制 “Capture the enemy control
点来使他们撤退 point to push them back.”
保护你的控制点使其不被占领 “Defend your own control point from being captured.”
占领所有控制点来赢得游戏 “Capture all control points to win the game.”
这我怎么知道什么是控制点？ How do you know which one is a control point?
勇气是令敌人恐惧的-它胜过一切 Courage is having fear but saddling up anyway.
开始了 Ok, here we go.
哦，这里一片冰天雪地(￣▽￣)，好冷啊 Oh, we`re out in the snow. It is chilly here.
-_-?
人都在哪里啊？ I don`t know where the guy is.
我的天…占领中… Oh god…Capturing…
好的，我这要干嘛？ Ok, let`s see. What am I doing?
我能…开火…我能打些什么东西吗？ Can I... like... maybe fire? Can I hit something?
什么鬼啊…我做错了什么？？ Come on! What am I doing wrong?
嗯，我有把枪 Oh, okay, I got a gun.
Y(￣▽￣)Y Psych.
我在打他 Shoot, I`m shooting him.
那…我要…哦，我能动 So would I-oh, I see. I can move.
我在丛林里 This is somewhere in the forest.
像红木森林 Looks like the Redwood Forest.
这看起来像一片森林 That looks like a nice forest someplace.
也可能是二战时的德国北部 Or it could be World War II in Northern Germany.
当年我们打德国人的时候， When we fought the Germans in World Wars II,
就有类似这样的地方 there was places like this.
我应该… I`ve got to, uh…
呃… Uh-oh.
我倒了 Went down.
这不合适啊，死的好快啊 That didn`t go good. That was fast.
人都去哪了 Where is everybody?
他们都怕我，所以我才看不到人吧 They`re all afraid of me. That`s what it is.
哦，这有个人 Oh, there`s a guy.
哦！(*´Д｀*) 我没打中！ Oh! Oh, I missed.
他可就近在眼前啊！ Oh, he was right in front of me.
这是我的影子？ Is that my shadow?
酷炫！ Oh jeez.
我这就死了？ I`m dead already?
艹屮艸 Oh jeez,
死的太快了吧 well, that didn`t take long.
那么红色的是坏人，我应该打那些红色的吗？ So red is bad. Am I supposed to shoot red?
那些玩家都是谁啊，我想跟他们聊聊 Who`s the person playing this? I want to have a talk with them.
和他们签个和平条约什么的 Can we get a peace treaty going?
我要打这些飞机吗？… Am I supposed to shoot up planes? I guess- I don`t know.
我觉得我应该能打中那些飞机 I mean, I might have a chance of hitting a plane.
嗯，他死了-_- Well, I got him.
我在慢慢的穿过什么热带丛林还是森林什么的 I`m moving through the jungle or forest very slowly,
希望能找到呃… Trying to find, uh,
…敌人 the enemy.
“叛军正在占领一个控制点，你们必须阻止他们” “The Rebels are taking over a control point.You must stop them.”
阻止他们，叛军在哪啊？我没看到叛军啊，我看到的只有树啊！ Stop them. Where are the rebels? I`don`t see any rebels. All I see is trees.
我在打这些树 I `m shooting at trees.
刚有个人，那是谁啊？ Oh, got somebody there. Who was that?
其实刚那个死掉的是你 Actually, you`re the one that died.
哦，我死了 Oh, I got killed.
这些人不停下来吃饭吗？ These people don`t stop for lunch?
或者喝杯水？ Or drink water?
洗手间又在哪？ Where`s the latrine?
低头吧 低下头然后祈祷 Look down at your feet.Look down at your feet and pray.
把枪拿出来 Get your gun out.
我觉得我把我的脚趾打掉了 I think I shot my toe off.
那是个炸弹吗？ Is that a bomb?
我把那个炸掉，又把自己炸死了 Well, I blew that up, and then I blew myself up.
我们受到… We`re taking enemy fire from,
来自四面八方的攻击 it looks, all directions.
然后我又死了 And... there we go again.
我杀人了！我杀人了！ I got that one! I got that one!
我被Franky杀了 I got killed. Franky did it.
哼，这个Franky Oh, that Franky.
哦 这有个人 Oh, there`s somebody.
哈哈死吧！死吧！啊哈哈！！爽！ AH-HAH-HA! DIE! DIE! HA HA HA! Oh！
我被杀了 I got killed.
但我带走了一个，这波不亏 But I shot one of them. I went down with glory.
我都不知道那些红点是什么意思 I don`t even know what are those red bull`s-eyes for.
然后就有人突然在我面前倒下了 And someone just got shot down in front of me.
好像是我-_- I guess it was me.
讲真我感觉玩这个会让我遭雷劈的 This could lead me to cursing, I`ll tell the truth.
失败？ It says "defeat".
但我在我们这边分数应该还是很高吧 I`m obviously pretty high up on the defeat score, right?
我们被打败了！ We`ve been defeated.
愿力没有与我同在:( The Force was not with me.
胜利 帝国军赢了 哦 那行吧 Victory. The Empire won. Oh,Ok.
唉 Ugh...
没关系，你还可以重玩 Don`t worry. We are gonna let you play another game.
好哒 还是星球大战吗？ Okay. :) Is this still Star wars?
“占领控制点” 但是要怎么做啊？ "Capture the control point." And how do you do that?
我不知道占领点是啥 I don`t know what the control point is.
这我要怎么占领 How do I know what the control point is to capture it?
我静悄悄，你看不到 I`m hiding here.Get through here.
啊！ Aah.
就差一点点… That guy was so close.
我打死他了吗？ Do I got him?
我应该打到他们了 但他们就是不能狗带 I should hit them, but they don`t die.
我要为了我队友牺牲 I`m gonna sacrifice myself for all of these people.
我来挡子弹！ 好吧 I`m gonna take a hit. OK.
又死了 :( There.
哦 哦 跟着他！跟着他！ Ooh, ooh, stay with him. Stay with him.
跟着…人呢？ Stay with him. Where did he go?
:| Oy vey.
哈 被熔岩杀了 好吧 Huh. Killed by lava, okay.
我猜我死了 I think I just got killed.
:| OK.
我们正在占领控制点吗？ There. Are we capturing the control point?
:| OK.
我又死了 But I got killed again.
被熔岩杀死 Killed by lava.
我总被熔岩杀死 这哪有熔岩？ I`m always killed by lava. What is lava?
有个叫熔岩的把我杀了 :( Somebody killed me. Somebody named Lava.
其实是你一直站在熔岩里 You were actually standing in the lava.
⊙▂⊙...哦… Aha...OH...
好吧 但是这个人没有什么反应啊 比如：“我的脚好烫！” Well, you didn`t say it, like- there was no reaction like "My feet are hot."
好吧 我跟着我的队友一起 OK, I`m following my men in.
但是 他们就像在说：“快离开她！” And they`re going, "Get away from her as fast as you can."
呃 我想打一些除了石头以外的东西 Well, I`m trying to shoot anything that I can find other than the rocks.
我是要打那个红点吗？ Am I supposed to shoot at that red dot?
不 它是在告诉你需要去哪 No, it`s showing you where you need to go.
你确定？ You sure?
我的孙子 Jordan I know my grandson, Jordan,
他看到这个视频会觉得很丢人的 is gonna be so embarrassed.
我要从这条沟下去 OK, come on. I`m going down a gully.
哦 哦 天行者卢克！ Oh Oh there`s Luke Skywalker.
那个是达斯维达 对吗？ That`s Darth Vader, isn`t it?
”韩索罗出来装逼了“:) "Commander Han Solo has arrived."
我打算杀掉他 I`m trying to kill him.
“我们正在占领一个控制点” "We`re taking over a control point."
不 你们并没有 No, you`re not.
跨过我的尸体再说 Over my dead body.
哦 我被双吊星人杰西杀了 Oh, I`m killed by JesseTwoDics.
没错 双吊 一个小鸟不够 TwoDics, yeah. One`s not enough, huh?
挖分就能看见拉丁服个回答说老 "blablablablablalbalalalblablablab"
什么鬼 What was that?
我要杀人啊~~！！ Give me somebody to shoot at.
啊！我的影武者！我打死自己啦！ Aah! My shadow! Ah-haha, I got me!
哈哈哈 我把自己打得不要不要的！ Heh heh heh, I just shot my butt off!
敌人来了 准备好 Here they come. Get ready.
哦 怎么 为什么我没打死他 Oh. How come I didn`t- see, I don`t get why I didn`t get him at all.
我 明明就指着那个方向 I was, like, over in that direction.
失败 "Defeat."
失败 我就知道 "Defeat." Yeah,saw that coming.
嗯 这就是人生啊 得到的不多，失去的却很多 Oh well, such is life. Win a few, lose a lot.
发生啥事 What happened?
哦 我的天 终于… Oh my god! Finally!
我想要怒放的生命！ Wow!
好爽的一局 That is an exciting game.
我还是比较喜欢电影版 我感觉我没有耐心打完这一局 I like the version, but I don`t know whether I`d have the patience to sit through this.
我一直分不清敌人和队友 I never know who the enemy is, who the guys with me are.
本宝宝太迷了 It`s just totally confusing.
如果我玩的好的话 ╰(*°▽°*)╯ ！ If I`d been doing good, yay!
但我玩的并不好 （╯－＿－）╯╧╧ But I wasn`t, so boo.
我只对真枪有感觉 I only have a fell for real guns.
！！ 吊炸天！！