1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 COMEDY CENTRAL 2 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 >> LIVE FROM COMEDY CENTRAL'S 3 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 WORLD NEWS HEADQUARTERS IN 4 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 NEW YORK, "THE DAILY SHOW" WITH 5 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 TREVOR NOAH PRESENTS THE 6 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 SOUTH CAROLINA DEMOCRATIC 7 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 PRIMARY DEBATE. 8 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 FINALLY, A STATE WITH BLACK 9 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 VOTERS. 10 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 11 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 ♪♪ 12 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 >> Trevor: WELCOME, EVERYBODY! 13 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,166 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN! 14 00:00:00,099 --> 00:00:01,967 WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SHOW"! 15 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:04,102 I'M TREVOR NOAH! 16 00:00:02,101 --> 00:00:06,071 THIS IS "THE DAILY SHOW"! 17 00:00:04,236 --> 00:00:06,972 WE'RE COMING TO YOU LIVE! 18 00:00:06,205 --> 00:00:09,240 100% LIVE! 19 00:00:07,106 --> 00:00:09,674 TAKE A SEAT, LET'S DO THIS 20 00:00:09,374 --> 00:00:10,775 THING! 21 00:00:09,808 --> 00:00:12,210 WE'RE COMPLETELY LIVE PEOPLE, I 22 00:00:10,909 --> 00:00:13,611 CAN PROVE THAT WE'RE LIVE. 23 00:00:12,344 --> 00:00:15,146 THINK OF A NUMBER. 24 00:00:13,745 --> 00:00:15,413 I'M THINKING TO HAVE THE SAME 25 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:15,814 ONE. 26 00:00:15,547 --> 00:00:16,815 ( LAUGHTER ) 27 00:00:15,947 --> 00:00:17,882 ALL RIGHT, THE SOUTH CAROLINA 28 00:00:16,949 --> 00:00:20,018 DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 29 00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:23,722 HAS JUST WRAPPED UP AND, GUYS, 30 00:00:20,152 --> 00:00:24,789 IT WAS A LITTLE CRAZY. 31 00:00:23,856 --> 00:00:26,291 >> TOM, I THINK SHE WAS TALKING 32 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:28,293 ABOUT MY PLAN, NOT YOURS. 33 00:00:26,425 --> 00:00:29,694 >> I THINK WE WERE TALKING ABOUT 34 00:00:28,427 --> 00:00:31,363 MATH AND IT DOESN'T TAKE TWO 35 00:00:29,828 --> 00:00:32,464 HOURS TO DO THE MATH. 36 00:00:31,497 --> 00:00:34,132 >> LET'S TALK ABOUT MATH. 37 00:00:32,598 --> 00:00:35,934 YOU WROTE THE CRIME BILL. 38 00:00:34,266 --> 00:00:37,268 WHERE WE COME FROM THAT'S 39 00:00:36,068 --> 00:00:39,371 CALLED JOHNNY COME LATELY. 40 00:00:37,402 --> 00:00:43,074 >> YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT BILL. 41 00:00:39,505 --> 00:00:43,908 I WROTE THE BILL. 42 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:46,011 OKAY, YOU DID. 43 00:00:44,042 --> 00:00:46,345 TOOK OUT TO HAVE THE HANDS 44 00:00:46,145 --> 00:00:47,679 OF -- 45 00:00:46,478 --> 00:00:49,247 >> LOOK AT A FACT CHECK. 46 00:00:47,813 --> 00:00:52,584 ET'S LOOK AT THE FACT CHECK. 47 00:00:49,381 --> 00:00:54,319 ( TALKING AT THE SAME TIME ) 48 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:54,686 >> SENATOR SANDERS, A QUICK 49 00:00:54,453 --> 00:00:56,955 RESPONSE. 50 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:58,456 >> I'M NOT OUT OF TIME! 51 00:00:57,089 --> 00:00:59,391 HE SPOKE OVERTIME AND I'M GOING 52 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:02,360 TO TALK! 53 00:00:59,525 --> 00:01:03,361 >> Trevor: DAMN! 54 00:01:02,494 --> 00:01:05,263 IT WAS WILD TONIGHT. 55 00:01:03,495 --> 00:01:07,232 I HAVEN'T SEEN WHITE PEOPLE GO 56 00:01:05,397 --> 00:01:10,502 AT EACH OTHER THAT HARD SINCE 57 00:01:07,366 --> 00:01:10,869 KHAKIS WERE ON SALE AT BANANA 58 00:01:10,636 --> 00:01:12,270 REPUBLIC. 59 00:01:11,003 --> 00:01:13,671 IT'S NOT SURPRISING THE DEBATE 60 00:01:12,404 --> 00:01:15,106 GOT THAT HOT BECAUSE THE STAKES 61 00:01:13,805 --> 00:01:16,508 COULD NOT BE HIGHER, PEOPLE. 62 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,609 THIS DEBATE IS THE LAST ONE 63 00:01:16,642 --> 00:01:18,910 BEFORE THE SOUTH CAROLINA 64 00:01:17,743 --> 00:01:20,779 PRIMARY THIS WEEKEND AND, 65 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:22,447 REMEMBER, A FEW DAYS AFTER THAT 66 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:24,516 IS SUPER TUESDAY. 67 00:01:22,581 --> 00:01:25,383 THAT'S WHEN 15 STATES ALL HOLD 68 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:25,717 THEIR PRIMARIES AT THE SAME 69 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:27,018 TIME. 70 00:01:25,850 --> 00:01:30,422 AND THEY DO IT AT THE SAME TIME 71 00:01:27,152 --> 00:01:30,789 BECAUSE THEY GOT A DEAL ON 72 00:01:30,556 --> 00:01:31,223 GROUPON. 73 00:01:30,923 --> 00:01:32,791 ( LAUGHTER ) 74 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:34,225 SO EVERY CANDIDATE TONIGHT 75 00:01:32,925 --> 00:01:35,460 NEEDED TO DO WELL. 76 00:01:34,359 --> 00:01:37,195 BUT THERE WAS ONE CANDIDATE WHO 77 00:01:35,594 --> 00:01:38,930 NEEDED IT MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE. 78 00:01:37,329 --> 00:01:40,031 FORMER NEW YORK MAYOR AND THE 79 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:42,333 ONLY CANDIDATE NOT ALLOWED TO 80 00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:42,734 RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER MICHAEL 81 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:45,270 BLOOMBERG. 82 00:01:42,867 --> 00:01:45,637 >> THE DEBATE WAS A DISASTER FOR 83 00:01:45,404 --> 00:01:47,138 BLOOMBERG. 84 00:01:45,771 --> 00:01:48,573 >> MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, WHO HAD A 85 00:01:47,272 --> 00:01:49,974 PRETTY HORRIBLE FIRST DEBATE, I 86 00:01:48,707 --> 00:01:50,442 THINK THAT'S A FAIR STATEMENT, 87 00:01:50,108 --> 00:01:52,811 RIGHT? 88 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:53,711 >> BLOOMBERG WAS AWFUL. 89 00:01:52,945 --> 00:01:54,712 MICHAEL BLOOMBERG FELL FLAT 90 00:01:53,845 --> 00:01:55,446 ON HIS DEBATE. 91 00:01:54,846 --> 00:01:58,083 >> IF YOU'RE MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, 92 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:59,050 YOU WERE SO BAD AT THAT FIRST 93 00:01:58,217 --> 00:02:01,052 DEBATE, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW 94 00:01:59,184 --> 00:02:02,921 MUCH MONEY YOU'RE SPENDING. 95 00:02:01,186 --> 00:02:03,488 >> HE GOT HAMMERED IN FRONT OF 96 00:02:03,055 --> 00:02:04,322 20 MILLION VIEWERS. 97 00:02:03,622 --> 00:02:06,057 >> Trevor: YES, MICHAEL 98 00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:08,793 BLOOMBERG WAS SO BAD AT THE 99 00:02:06,191 --> 00:02:09,661 FIRST DEBATE HE GOT SLAMMED BY 100 00:02:08,927 --> 00:02:12,497 EVERYONE. 101 00:02:09,795 --> 00:02:12,864 CNN, NBC, FOX, EVEN "THE 102 00:02:12,631 --> 00:02:17,335 BACHELOR." 103 00:02:12,998 --> 00:02:19,304 LAST NIGHT, PETE TOLD MAD WHERE- 104 00:02:17,469 --> 00:02:20,505 TOLD MADDY I KNOW I MESSED UP 105 00:02:19,438 --> 00:02:22,373 BUT NOT AS MUCH AS MICHAEL 106 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:22,707 BLOOMBERG AT THE THE LAST 107 00:02:22,507 --> 00:02:24,209 DEBATE. 108 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:25,844 SO BLOOMBERG WAS PRAYING FOR AN 109 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:26,911 EASIER DEBATE BUT DOESN'T SEEM 110 00:02:25,978 --> 00:02:28,713 LIKE IT WORKED. 111 00:02:27,045 --> 00:02:30,949 RIGHT FROM THE START HE WAS ON 112 00:02:28,847 --> 00:02:32,217 THE BACK FOOT. 113 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:34,052 >> SENATOR SASHEDZ, WE HAVEN'T 114 00:02:32,351 --> 00:02:36,154 HAD A NATIONAL UNEMPLOYMENT RATE 115 00:02:34,186 --> 00:02:36,488 THIS LOW FOR THIS LONG IN 50 116 00:02:36,288 --> 00:02:37,555 YEARS. 117 00:02:36,621 --> 00:02:39,858 HERE IN SOUTH CAROLINA, THE 118 00:02:37,689 --> 00:02:41,726 UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS EVEN LOWER. 119 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:43,795 HOW WILL YOU CONVINCE VOTERS 120 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:45,230 THAT A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST CAN 121 00:02:43,929 --> 00:02:46,865 DO BETTER THAN PRESIDENT TRUMP 122 00:02:45,364 --> 00:02:48,733 WITH THE ECONOMY? 123 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:50,568 >> WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, THE 124 00:02:48,867 --> 00:02:54,072 ECONOMY IS DOING REALLY GREAT 125 00:02:50,702 --> 00:02:55,840 FOR PEOPLE LIKE MR. BLOOMBERG 126 00:02:54,206 --> 00:02:56,407 AND OTHER BILLIONAIRES. 127 00:02:55,974 --> 00:02:57,041 ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) 128 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:58,576 >> Trevor: OH! 129 00:02:57,175 --> 00:03:00,211 I FEEL BAD FOR BLOOMBERG. 130 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,879 THE QUESTION WASN'T EVEN ABOUT 131 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:01,513 HIM. 132 00:03:01,013 --> 00:03:02,947 ( LAUGHTER ) 133 00:03:01,647 --> 00:03:05,116 HE'S JUST MINDING HIS BUSINESS 134 00:03:03,081 --> 00:03:06,317 OVER THERE, AND OUT OF NOWHERE, 135 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:07,752 LIKE HE MUST BE THE FIRST 136 00:03:06,451 --> 00:03:08,753 BILLIONAIRE IN HISTORY TO GET 137 00:03:07,886 --> 00:03:09,687 HIT IN A DRIVE BY. 138 00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:10,722 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED. 139 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:12,123 ( LAUGHTER ) 140 00:03:10,856 --> 00:03:12,891 AND BERNIE DIDN'T GIVE HIM A 141 00:03:12,257 --> 00:03:14,192 CHANCE. 142 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:16,628 RIGHT, HE DOESN'T MESS AROUND. 143 00:03:14,326 --> 00:03:18,463 IF BERNIE WAS A BOXER, HE WOULD 144 00:03:16,762 --> 00:03:19,364 HIT YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM 145 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:20,565 BEFORE THE FIGHT. 146 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:22,400 COME IN, IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN 147 00:03:20,699 --> 00:03:22,834 EITHER WAY, I'LL SEE YOU OUT 148 00:03:22,534 --> 00:03:23,135 THERE! 149 00:03:22,968 --> 00:03:23,868 BOOM! 150 00:03:23,268 --> 00:03:24,903 COME ON! 151 00:03:24,002 --> 00:03:27,105 ( LAUGHTER ) 152 00:03:25,037 --> 00:03:29,073 NOW, IF BERNIE SANDERS WAS THE 153 00:03:27,239 --> 00:03:30,074 ASS-WHOOPING APPETIZER, 154 00:03:29,207 --> 00:03:30,808 ELIZABETH WARREN BROUGHT THE 155 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,143 MAIN COURSE. 156 00:03:30,942 --> 00:03:33,044 >> YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO BE 157 00:03:32,277 --> 00:03:33,678 INTERESTING LATER THIS WEEK IS 158 00:03:33,178 --> 00:03:35,313 DONALD TRUMP. 159 00:03:33,812 --> 00:03:37,148 HE'S GOING TO BE HERE TO RAISE 160 00:03:35,447 --> 00:03:38,249 MONEY FOR HIS BUDDIES SENATOR 161 00:03:37,282 --> 00:03:40,351 LINDSEY GRAHAM. 162 00:03:38,383 --> 00:03:44,289 WHO FUNDED LINDSEY GRAHAM'S 163 00:03:40,485 --> 00:03:44,590 CAMPAIGN FOR REELECTION LAST 164 00:03:44,423 --> 00:03:48,326 TIME? 165 00:03:44,723 --> 00:03:50,094 IT WAS MAYOR BLOOMBERG. 166 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:52,163 HE DUMPED $12 MILLION INTO THE 167 00:03:50,228 --> 00:03:54,365 PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE TO HELP 168 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:56,100 REELECT AN ANTI-CHOICE RIGHT 169 00:03:54,499 --> 00:03:58,603 WING REPUBLICAN SENATOR IN 2012, 170 00:03:56,234 --> 00:03:59,271 HE SCOOPED IN TO TRY TO DEFEND 171 00:03:58,737 --> 00:04:01,372 ANOTHER REPUBLICAN SENATOR 172 00:03:59,404 --> 00:04:02,674 AGAINST A WOMAN CHALLENGER, THAT 173 00:04:01,506 --> 00:04:06,277 WAS ME. 174 00:04:02,808 --> 00:04:06,744 IT DIDN'T WORK, BUT HE TRIED 175 00:04:06,411 --> 00:04:09,013 HARD. 176 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:11,516 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 177 00:04:09,147 --> 00:04:13,685 >> Trevor: OH! 178 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:15,687 OH, GODDAM IT, I CAN'T WATCH, 179 00:04:13,819 --> 00:04:16,221 BUT I GOTTA WATCH! 180 00:04:15,821 --> 00:04:18,156 ( LAUGHTER ) 181 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:20,391 MAN, WHEN IT COMES TO BLOOMBERG, 182 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:22,126 ELIZABETH WARREN IS RELENTLESS, 183 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:23,761 SHE DESTROYED HIM IN THE FIRST 184 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:24,128 DEBATE, SHE CAME AFTER HIM 185 00:04:23,895 --> 00:04:27,365 TONIGHT. 186 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:29,334 I BET WHEN HE GOT IN HIS CAR SHE 187 00:04:27,499 --> 00:04:30,935 POPPED UP IN THE BACK SEAT LIKE, 188 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:31,636 OH, AND ANOTHER THING -- 189 00:04:31,069 --> 00:04:33,171 ( LAUGHTER ) 190 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:35,473 SO BERNIE KICKED OFF THE DEBATE 191 00:04:33,305 --> 00:04:36,674 BY ATTACKING BLOOMBERG AND HIS 192 00:04:35,607 --> 00:04:38,209 FELLOW BIG NARES. 193 00:04:36,808 --> 00:04:39,410 THEN SENATOR WARREN SLAMMED 194 00:04:38,343 --> 00:04:39,844 BLOOMBERG FOR BANKROLLING 195 00:04:39,544 --> 00:04:41,479 REPUBLICANS. 196 00:04:39,977 --> 00:04:43,348 AND IF BLOOMBERG WAS WORRIED HE 197 00:04:41,613 --> 00:04:44,649 WAS COMING ACROSS AS A CORRUPT 198 00:04:43,482 --> 00:04:46,417 BILLIONAIRE, IT REALLY DIDN'T 199 00:04:44,783 --> 00:04:47,952 HELP HIM WHEN HE MADE A REALLY 200 00:04:46,551 --> 00:04:49,320 BAD SLIP OF THE TONGUE. 201 00:04:48,086 --> 00:04:51,322 >> LET'S JUST GO ON THE RECORD. 202 00:04:49,454 --> 00:04:53,958 THEY TALK ABOUT 40 DEMOCRATS, 21 203 00:04:51,456 --> 00:04:56,261 OF THOSE WITH PEOPLE THAT I 204 00:04:54,092 --> 00:04:56,595 SPENT $100 MILLION TO HELP 205 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:58,329 ELECT. 206 00:04:56,728 --> 00:05:00,732 ALL OF THE NEW DEMOCRATS THAT 207 00:04:58,463 --> 00:05:02,367 CAME IN, PUT NANCY PELOSI IN 208 00:05:00,866 --> 00:05:07,305 CHARGE AND GAVE THE CONGRESS THE 209 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:10,408 ABILITY TO CONTROL THIS 210 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:10,942 PRESIDENT, I GOT THEM. 211 00:05:10,542 --> 00:05:12,443 ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) 212 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:12,877 >> Trevor: THAT'S 213 00:05:12,577 --> 00:05:14,479 EMBARRASSING. 214 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:16,814 IT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. 215 00:05:14,613 --> 00:05:19,317 THERE ARE A TON OF DEMOCRATIC 216 00:05:16,948 --> 00:05:21,519 CANDIDATES I BOUGHT, I OWN, I 217 00:05:19,451 --> 00:05:23,054 MEAN, I BRIBED -- THAT'S POOR 218 00:05:21,653 --> 00:05:26,691 PEOPLE'S WORDS -- THAT I 219 00:05:23,188 --> 00:05:28,726 SUPPORTED, THAT I SUPPORTED. 220 00:05:26,825 --> 00:05:30,161 ( APPLAUSE ) 221 00:05:28,860 --> 00:05:31,796 SO BLOOMBERG DIDN'T DO LIMBSELF 222 00:05:30,295 --> 00:05:33,665 ANY FAVORS WITH THAT ANSWER AND, 223 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:34,866 FOR TWO REASONS, ONE, MONEY AND 224 00:05:33,799 --> 00:05:37,201 POLITICS IS ONE OF THE THINGS 225 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,003 THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE ANGRY ABOUT 226 00:05:37,335 --> 00:05:40,204 IN THIS COUNTRY AND, SECONDLY, 227 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:41,539 YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BRAG 228 00:05:40,338 --> 00:05:42,006 ABOUT BUYING PEOPLE IN 229 00:05:41,673 --> 00:05:43,641 SOUTH CAROLINA. 230 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:45,343 SO IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOMBERG IS 231 00:05:43,775 --> 00:05:47,345 GOING TO KEEP REMINDING US EVERY 232 00:05:45,477 --> 00:05:50,214 SING DEL BAIT HOW MUCH MONEY 233 00:05:47,479 --> 00:05:51,816 HE'S ABLE TO SPEND, AND I GUESS 234 00:05:50,348 --> 00:05:53,451 PETE BUTTIGIEG'S STRATEGY IS TO 235 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:56,854 KEEP REMINDING US THAT HE WOULD 236 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:57,588 LIKE SOME MONEY TO SPEND. 237 00:05:56,988 --> 00:05:59,424 >> GRASSROOTS CONTRIBUTIONS ARE 238 00:05:57,722 --> 00:06:00,959 THE LIFEBLOOD OF MY CAMPAIGN. 239 00:05:59,558 --> 00:06:01,392 IN FACT, I SHOULDN'T MISS THE 240 00:06:01,092 --> 00:06:02,660 OPPORTUNITY. 241 00:06:01,526 --> 00:06:04,829 IF YOU'RE WATCHING NOW AND YOU 242 00:06:02,794 --> 00:06:07,031 SUPPORT MY CAMPAIGN, GO TO PETE 243 00:06:04,963 --> 00:06:08,566 FOR AMERICA.com AND CHIP IN, 244 00:06:07,165 --> 00:06:10,301 AND IF YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW 245 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,704 AND YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE, I WILL 246 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:14,505 RAISE YOUR TAXES. 247 00:06:12,838 --> 00:06:16,207 BUT, IF YOU'D LIKE TO DEFEAT 248 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:17,842 DONALD TRUMP, PLEASE GO TO PETE 249 00:06:16,341 --> 00:06:21,179 FOR AMERICA.com AND DONATE THE 250 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:22,780 LEGAL MAXIMUM OF $2,800. 251 00:06:21,313 --> 00:06:24,182 >> Trevor: YOU SEE, FOLKS, 252 00:06:22,914 --> 00:06:26,050 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET 253 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:27,385 A TEENAGER JOIN THE DEBATE. 254 00:06:26,184 --> 00:06:29,554 THEY STOP TALKING ABOUT POLICY 255 00:06:27,519 --> 00:06:29,955 AND THEY ASK YOU TO RAISE THEIR 256 00:06:29,688 --> 00:06:32,223 ALLOWANCE. 257 00:06:30,088 --> 00:06:34,025 AND THEN AFTER THAT, HE ASKED 258 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:35,460 GAYLE KING TO DROP HIM AT HOME 259 00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:37,862 AFTER THE DEBATE. 260 00:06:35,594 --> 00:06:38,196 PLEASE, MY DAD CANCELED MY UBER 261 00:06:37,996 --> 00:06:39,163 ACCOUNT! 262 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:40,365 NOW AS WEIRD AS THAT MOMENT MAY 263 00:06:39,297 --> 00:06:41,799 HAVE BEEN, ONE TO HAVE THE 264 00:06:40,499 --> 00:06:42,767 STRANGLES MOMENTS TO HAVE THE 265 00:06:41,933 --> 00:06:43,134 NIGHT EASILY BELONGED TO AMY 266 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:44,635 KLOBUCHAR. 267 00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:46,170 YOU SEE, IN THE DISCUSSION IN 268 00:06:44,769 --> 00:06:48,139 AND AROUND GUN CONTROL, EVERYONE 269 00:06:46,304 --> 00:06:50,241 WAS TRYING TO POSITION 270 00:06:48,273 --> 00:06:51,376 THEMSELVES AS THE PERSON WHO 271 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,844 COULD GET GUN CONTROL PASSED. 272 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:54,379 SHE WAS TRYING TO POSITION 273 00:06:52,978 --> 00:06:55,913 HERSELF AS THE ONE DEMOCRAT WHO 274 00:06:54,513 --> 00:06:56,781 WAS FOR LIMITING GUNS BUT 275 00:06:56,047 --> 00:06:58,750 UNDERSTANDS GUN CULTURE THANKS 276 00:06:56,915 --> 00:06:59,317 TO A REALLY SPECIAL FAMILY 277 00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:00,618 MEMBER. 278 00:06:59,451 --> 00:07:01,719 >> WE'VE GOT A WIN IN THE MIDDLE 279 00:07:00,752 --> 00:07:03,020 OF THE COUNTRY. 280 00:07:01,853 --> 00:07:04,322 HAVING SOMEONE THAT CAN LEAD THE 281 00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:06,391 TICKET THAT CAN BRING PEOPLE 282 00:07:04,456 --> 00:07:06,925 WITH HER IS THE WAY YOU GET GUN 283 00:07:06,525 --> 00:07:09,494 SAFETY LEGISLATION. 284 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:11,229 I LOOK AT THESE -- 285 00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:15,500 >> SENATOR KLOBUCHAR. 286 00:07:11,363 --> 00:07:17,335 I SAY DO THEY HURT MY UNCLE 287 00:07:15,634 --> 00:07:20,571 DICK IN THE DEER STAND? 288 00:07:17,469 --> 00:07:21,172 THEY DO NOT. 289 00:07:20,705 --> 00:07:22,707 ( LAUGHTER ) 290 00:07:21,306 --> 00:07:24,108 >> Trevor: UNCLE DICK IN THE 291 00:07:22,841 --> 00:07:28,012 DEER STAND? 292 00:07:24,242 --> 00:07:31,149 AND WHERE IS AUNT VAGINA? 293 00:07:28,146 --> 00:07:32,550 IN THE BEAVER HUT? 294 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:32,984 ( LAUGHTER ) 295 00:07:32,684 --> 00:07:37,688 ( APPLAUSE ) 296 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:39,056 I FEEL LIKE EVEN UNCLE DICK WAS 297 00:07:37,822 --> 00:07:41,426 SITTING AT HOME SAYING, I THINK 298 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:41,793 AT A DEBATE YOU CAN CALL ME 299 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,227 RICHARD. 300 00:07:41,927 --> 00:07:43,628 IT'S A VERY SERIOUS MOMENT. 301 00:07:43,361 --> 00:07:45,029 ( LAUGHTER ) 302 00:07:43,761 --> 00:07:46,431 I WANT TO SAY, SENATOR 303 00:07:45,163 --> 00:07:50,168 KLOBUCHAR, THAT IS A GREAT 304 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:50,601 CAMPAIGN SLOGAN, LEAVE THAT DICK 305 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:52,003 ALONE! 306 00:07:50,735 --> 00:07:52,304 THAT'S 10% OF THE VOTE RIGHT 307 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:52,704 THERE. 308 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:53,371 ( LAUGHTER ) 309 00:07:52,837 --> 00:07:55,306 YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, THIS 310 00:07:53,505 --> 00:07:55,640 DEBATE WAS IN SOUTH CAROLINA, 311 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,508 RIGHT. 312 00:07:55,773 --> 00:07:59,343 THE FIRST STATE WHERE BLACK 313 00:07:57,642 --> 00:08:01,012 VOTERS HOLD SWAY. 314 00:07:59,477 --> 00:08:02,413 SO ALL THE CANDIDATES MADE SURE 315 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:04,615 TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT THEY WERE 316 00:08:02,547 --> 00:08:07,018 DOWN WITH THE BROWN. 317 00:08:04,749 --> 00:08:09,187 >> EVERY SINGLE POLICY AREA IN 318 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:10,788 THE UNITED STATES HAS A GIGANTIC 319 00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:13,024 SUBTEXT OF RACE. 320 00:08:10,922 --> 00:08:14,992 >> WE HAVE A CRIMINAL JUSTICE 321 00:08:13,158 --> 00:08:16,594 SYSTEM TODAY THAT IS NOT ONLY 322 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:18,596 BROKEN, IT IS RACIST. 323 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:21,232 >> WE CAN NO LONGER PRETEND THAT 324 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:22,433 EVERYTHING IS RACE NEW CENTRAL. 325 00:08:21,366 --> 00:08:24,502 >> THERE'S SEVEN WHITE PEOPLE ON 326 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:24,869 THIS STAGE TALKING ABOUT RACIAL 327 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:26,904 JUSTICE. 328 00:08:25,003 --> 00:08:28,339 >> I KNOW IF I WERE BLACK MY 329 00:08:27,038 --> 00:08:29,073 SUCCESS WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT 330 00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:30,041 HARDER TO ACHIEVE. 331 00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:30,575 >> Trevor: YES, THAT'S RIGHT, 332 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:32,910 THAT'S RIGHT. 333 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:35,012 IF I WAS BLACK, I WOULDN'T HAVE 334 00:08:33,044 --> 00:08:35,980 GOTTEN THIS FAR BECAUSE MY 335 00:08:35,146 --> 00:08:37,849 POLICE WOULD HAVE SLAMMED ME 336 00:08:36,114 --> 00:08:39,484 AGAINST THE WALL AND FRISKED ME 337 00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:39,818 AND THEN I WOULD HAVE SAID, 338 00:08:39,618 --> 00:08:40,485 WAIT! 339 00:08:39,951 --> 00:08:41,986 IT'S ME! 340 00:08:40,619 --> 00:08:43,654 AND THEY WOULD HAVE SAID, SHUT 341 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,956 UP, BLACKY! 342 00:08:43,788 --> 00:08:46,824 AND THEN THEY'D SEARCH MY 343 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:47,458 POCKETS AND GO, WHOSE 344 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:49,227 $60 BILLION IS THIS? 345 00:08:47,592 --> 00:08:50,194 I WOULD BE, LIKE, IT'S MINE FROM 346 00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:51,762 WHEN I WAS WHITE! 347 00:08:50,328 --> 00:08:53,598 WE'VE LADDER THAT BEFORE! 348 00:08:51,896 --> 00:08:55,132 ( LAUGHTER ) 349 00:08:53,732 --> 00:08:56,667 I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, MAN. 350 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:57,568 THE DEMOCRATS DID HAVE SOME 351 00:08:56,801 --> 00:08:59,604 INTERESTING IDEAS AROUND RACE. 352 00:08:57,702 --> 00:09:01,472 IT WAS REALLY INTERESTING TO 353 00:08:59,738 --> 00:09:03,641 HEAR THEM TALK ABOUT. 354 00:09:01,606 --> 00:09:03,942 I WISH THEY'D TALK ABOUT IT 355 00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:06,711 MORE. 356 00:09:04,075 --> 00:09:08,579 TOM STEYER TALKED ABOUT FUNDING 357 00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:11,115 BLACK BUSINESS OWNERS WHO HAD 358 00:09:08,713 --> 00:09:14,151 BEEN DISENFRANCHISED. 359 00:09:11,249 --> 00:09:16,020 AMY KLOBUCHAR TALKED ABOUT FAIR 360 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:17,755 HOUSING, PETE BUTTIGIEG TALKED 361 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:18,656 ABOUT THE STRUGGLES BLACK PEOPLE 362 00:09:17,889 --> 00:09:19,957 HAVE. 363 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:21,926 ONCE THE PowerPoint WAS 364 00:09:20,091 --> 00:09:22,927 DONE, THE MAIN EVENT, GOING 365 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:24,328 AFTER BERNIE SANDERS. 366 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:25,963 >> CAN AMERICANS TRUST THAT A 367 00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:27,832 D. J. SOCIALIST PRESIDENT WILL 368 00:09:26,097 --> 00:09:28,133 NOT GIVE AUTHORITARIANS A FREE 369 00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:30,468 PASS? 370 00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:31,669 >> I HAVE OPPOSED 371 00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:32,003 AUTHORITARIANISM ALL OVER THE 372 00:09:31,803 --> 00:09:34,171 WORLD. 373 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:37,341 WHAT I SAID IS WHAT BARACK OBAMA 374 00:09:34,305 --> 00:09:40,511 SAID IN TERMS OF CUBA, THAT CUBA 375 00:09:37,475 --> 00:09:43,381 MADE PROGRESS ON EDUCATION. 376 00:09:40,645 --> 00:09:43,915 >> BARACK OBAMA WAS ABROAD IN A 377 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:46,817 TOWN MEETING. 378 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:48,085 HE DID NOT IN ANY WAY SUGGEST 379 00:09:46,951 --> 00:09:50,821 THERE WAS ANYTHING POSITIVE 380 00:09:48,219 --> 00:09:51,656 ABOUT THE CUBEN GOVERNMENT. 381 00:09:50,955 --> 00:09:52,990 >> AUTHORITARIANISM OF ANY 382 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:55,393 STRIPE IS BAD, BUT THAT IS 383 00:09:53,124 --> 00:09:56,260 DIFFERENT THAN SAYING THAT 384 00:09:55,527 --> 00:10:01,299 GOVERNMENTS OCCASIONALLY DO 385 00:09:56,394 --> 00:10:01,967 THINGS THAT ARE GOOD. AND WHEN 386 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,801 DICTATORSHIPS WHETHER THE 387 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,136 CHINESE OR THE CUBENS DO 388 00:10:03,935 --> 00:10:05,437 SOMETHING GOOD, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE 389 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,104 THAT. 390 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:09,707 >> Trevor: OKAY, NOW, TO BE 391 00:10:07,238 --> 00:10:11,008 FAIR, I THINK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN A 392 00:10:09,841 --> 00:10:12,877 LITTLE TOO HARD ON BERNIE ON 393 00:10:11,142 --> 00:10:14,312 THIS, RIGHT. 394 00:10:13,011 --> 00:10:15,613 THE FIDEL CASTRO THING, 395 00:10:14,446 --> 00:10:16,948 ESPECIALLY BECAUSE ALL HE'S 396 00:10:15,747 --> 00:10:19,116 SAYING IS SOMETHING BARACK OBAMA 397 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:20,985 ALLUDED TO, THAT FIDEL CASTRO, 398 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,752 AS BAD AS HE WAS DID SOME GOOD 399 00:10:21,119 --> 00:10:22,553 THINGS, LIKE EDUCATION. 400 00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:24,755 THAT'S IT. 401 00:10:22,687 --> 00:10:27,124 THINK OF IT LIKE THE COUNT FROM 402 00:10:24,889 --> 00:10:29,627 "SESAME STREET," JUST BECAUSE 403 00:10:27,258 --> 00:10:31,395 YOU EXPHEND HIM FOR TEACHING 404 00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:35,633 KIDS MATH DOESN'T MEAN YOU 405 00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:35,967 CONDONE HE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF 406 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:38,469 PEOPLE. 407 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,936 ONE, TWO, THREE, THEY'RE 408 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:40,905 DRIFTERS! 409 00:10:39,070 --> 00:10:42,807 HA, HA, HA! 410 00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:44,442 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, BERNIE, 411 00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:46,377 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, WHEN PEOPLE 412 00:10:44,576 --> 00:10:48,546 ASK YOU ABOUT CASTRO, THAT'S NOT 413 00:10:46,511 --> 00:10:50,748 THE BEST TIME TO MENTION HIS 414 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:52,283 RECORD ON EDUCATION. 415 00:10:50,882 --> 00:10:54,118 IT'S BAD TIMING, RIGHT? 416 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,819 IF YOUR WIFE IS YELLING AT YOU 417 00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:57,288 SAYING I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU 418 00:10:54,952 --> 00:11:00,358 CHEATED ON ME WITH ALL THOSE 419 00:10:57,422 --> 00:11:02,994 UGLY WOMEN, THAT'S NOT THE TIME 420 00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:03,395 TO SAY SOME OF THEM WERE REALLY 421 00:11:03,128 --> 00:11:04,462 BEAUTIFUL! 422 00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:05,496 THAT'S NOT THE TIME! 423 00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:07,698 ( LAUGHTER ) 424 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:09,100 AND I I WAS THAT WASN'T THE ONLY 425 00:11:07,832 --> 00:11:11,202 ATTACK BERNIE HAD TO FACE 426 00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:13,037 BECAUSE, YOU SEE, NOW THAT HE'S 427 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:14,438 THE FRONTRUNNER, HE HAS EVERYONE 428 00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:15,806 ELSE GUNNING FOR HIM. 429 00:11:14,572 --> 00:11:16,874 >> VLADIMIR PUTIN THINKS THAT 430 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,875 DONALD TRUMP SHOULD BE PRESIDENT 431 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,844 OF THE UNITED STATES AND THAT'S 432 00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:22,413 WHY RUSSIA IS HELPING YOU GET 433 00:11:19,978 --> 00:11:24,315 ELECTED SO YOU WILL LOSE TO HIM. 434 00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:25,750 >> I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO A 435 00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:28,152 SCENARIO WHERE IT COMES DOWN TO 436 00:11:25,884 --> 00:11:30,755 DONALD TRUMP WITH HIS NOSTALGIA 437 00:11:28,286 --> 00:11:31,756 FOR THE SOCIAL ORDER OF THE 438 00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:33,491 1950s AND BERNIE SANDERS WITH 439 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:35,359 A NOSTALGIA FOR THE 440 00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:35,693 REVOLUTIONARY POLITICS OF THE 441 00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:36,994 1960s. 442 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,129 >> BERNIE, IN FACT, HASN'T 443 00:11:37,128 --> 00:11:38,963 PASSED MUCH OF ANYTHING. 444 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:40,498 >> I DO NOT THINK THAT THIS IS 445 00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:40,832 THE BEST PERSON TO LEAD THE 446 00:11:40,632 --> 00:11:42,466 TICKET. 447 00:11:40,965 --> 00:11:43,668 >> I THINK I WOULD MAKE A BETTER 448 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,070 PRESIDENT THAN BERNIE. 449 00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:47,738 >> I'M HEARING MY NAME MENTIONED 450 00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:50,508 A LITTLE BIT TONIGHT. 451 00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:52,410 ( LAUGHTER ) 452 00:11:50,642 --> 00:11:54,178 >> Trevor: BERNIE'S A LEGEND 453 00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:55,813 MAN, BECAUSE YOUR NAME WASN'T 454 00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:56,580 BEING MENTIONED, PEOPLE WERE 455 00:11:55,947 --> 00:11:58,215 SCREAMINGT IT AT YOU. 456 00:11:56,714 --> 00:12:00,284 FOR HIM, SHOUTING IS SO NORMAL 457 00:11:58,349 --> 00:12:02,486 THAT WHEN PEOPLE SHOUT AT HIM, 458 00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:03,788 HE'S LIKE, WHAT A PLEASANT 459 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:07,625 CONVERSATION FOR A CHANGE! 460 00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:08,392 I'M SO SICK OF EVERYONE 461 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:10,261 WHISPERING! 462 00:12:08,526 --> 00:12:11,162 PEOPLE'S NORMAL VOICES ARE LIKE 463 00:12:10,395 --> 00:12:11,596 ASMR TO HIM. 464 00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:13,197 ( LAUGHTER ) 465 00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:13,564 IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT THIS 466 00:12:13,331 --> 00:12:15,299 HAPPENED. 467 00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:16,801 ETH NOT SURPRISING ALL THE 468 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:18,135 MODERATES WENT OFF BERNIE 469 00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:19,270 SANDERS TONIGHT BECAUSE WHAT'S 470 00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:20,638 CLEAR IN THIS CAMPAIGN IS THAT 471 00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:21,739 AS LONG AS SO MANY MODERATES 472 00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,940 STAY IN THE RACE, NONE OF THEM 473 00:12:21,873 --> 00:12:24,375 ARE GOING TO OVERTAKE BERNIE 474 00:12:23,074 --> 00:12:26,010 SANDERS, SO THEY'RE GOING AFTER 475 00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:27,545 THEM, BUT THEY'RE SPLITTING THE 476 00:12:26,144 --> 00:12:29,080 VOTE AMONGST THEMSELVES. 477 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:30,715 THE ONLY WAY ONE OF THEM IS 478 00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:32,783 GOING TO BE ABLE TO BEAT BERNIE 479 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:33,084 IS IF ALL THE OTHER ONES DROP 480 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:34,518 OUT. 481 00:12:33,217 --> 00:12:36,020 THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM CAN 482 00:12:34,652 --> 00:12:36,954 SEEM TO AGREE ON WHO THAT PERSON 483 00:12:36,154 --> 00:12:37,955 SHOULD BE. 484 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:39,790 >> SOME OF THESE CANDIDATES ARE 485 00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:40,124 GOING TO HAVE TO START DROPPING 486 00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:41,225 OW. 487 00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:42,727 PEOPLE LIKE AMY KLOBUCHAR, 488 00:12:41,359 --> 00:12:44,695 PEOPLE LIKE TOM STEYER. 489 00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:47,998 >> THE BUTTIGIEG CAMPAIGN IS 490 00:12:44,829 --> 00:12:50,601 CALLING ON MICHAEL BLOOMBERG TO 491 00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:54,338 DROP OFF A RACE AFTER BLOOMBERG 492 00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:55,539 CAMPAIGN MEMO SUGGEST BIDEN, 493 00:12:54,472 --> 00:12:55,806 BUTTIGIEG AND KLOBUCHAR DROPPED 494 00:12:55,673 --> 00:12:56,841 OUT. 495 00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:58,175 >> I THINK IT WOULD BE 496 00:12:56,975 --> 00:13:01,445 BENEFICIAL IF EVERYBODY ELSE 497 00:12:58,309 --> 00:13:01,812 WOULD DEVELOP OUT AND SUPPORT MY 498 00:13:01,579 --> 00:13:03,047 CAMPAIGN. 499 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,515 >> HOW DO YOU CONVINCE KLOBUCHAR 500 00:13:03,181 --> 00:13:07,985 AND BUTTIGIEG TO GET OUT. 501 00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:08,853 >> IT'S TIME FOR KLOBUCHAR TO 502 00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:10,321 GET OUT OF THE RATES. 503 00:13:08,987 --> 00:13:10,655 >> I HAVE THE THIRD BIGGEST 504 00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,523 NUMBER. 505 00:13:10,788 --> 00:13:14,225 WHY WOULD I GET OUT? 506 00:13:12,657 --> 00:13:16,293 >> Trevor: SOMEONE NEEDS TO 507 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:17,828 LEAVE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO DO IT. 508 00:13:16,427 --> 00:13:19,163 THE HIGH STAKES VERSION OF THE 509 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:20,030 FIRST TO HANG UP. 510 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:21,365 YOU DROP OUT FIRST. 511 00:13:20,164 --> 00:13:23,200 NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST. 512 00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:27,238 NO, YOU DROP OUT FIRST. 513 00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:30,775 LOOK, I SPENT HALF A BILLIONON 514 00:13:27,372 --> 00:13:31,209 IN CAMPAIGN, YOU DROP OUT FIRST! 515 00:13:30,909 --> 00:13:33,043 ( LAUGHTER ) 516 00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:34,478 AS LONG AS ALL THE MODERATES 517 00:13:33,177 --> 00:13:36,213 DECIDE TO STAY IN THE BRACE, 518 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:38,516 BERNIE WILL HAVE A PRETTY CLEAR 519 00:13:36,347 --> 00:13:40,384 PATH TO WIN THE NOMINATION AND 520 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:43,354 SEEMS LIKE BERNIE REALIZES IT 521 00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:44,321 BASED ON HIS NEW CAMPAIGN ADS. 522 00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:46,657 >> I'M BENDERS. 523 00:13:44,455 --> 00:13:48,025 I KNOW THE PUNDITS ARE SAYING 524 00:13:46,791 --> 00:13:50,127 THERE ARE TOO MANY MODERATES IN 525 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:50,594 THE RAISSMENTS YOU ALL ARE DOING 526 00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:52,730 A GREAT JOB. 527 00:13:50,728 --> 00:13:54,064 AMY KLOBUCHAR, WHY YOU DROP OUT? 528 00:13:52,864 --> 00:13:55,332 YOU CAME IN THIRD. 529 00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:57,668 THAT'S MOMENTUM. 530 00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:58,969 MAYOR PETE, IF ANYONE SEAS YOU 531 00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:01,272 SHOULD DROP OUT, YOU TELL THEM 532 00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:03,574 TO GO TO HELL IN ONE OF THE 533 00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:04,441 SEVEN LANGUAGES YOU SORT OF 534 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,310 SPEAK. 535 00:14:04,575 --> 00:14:07,511 ( SPEAKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE 536 00:14:06,444 --> 00:14:08,813 TERRIBLY ) 537 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:10,681 >> MAYOR BLOOMBERG, SPEND YOUR 538 00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:14,618 MONEY ON ALL THE ADS. 539 00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:16,587 IF TWO THINGS AMERICA LOVES, 540 00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:16,988 IT'S YOU AND WATCHING 541 00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:18,322 COMMERCIALS. 542 00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:18,889 TOM STIRKS QUIT AND STOP CALLING 543 00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,090 ME. 544 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:22,059 IT'S GETTING CREEPY! 545 00:14:20,224 --> 00:14:23,828 I'M BERNIE SANDERS AND I ENDORSE 546 00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:25,429 EVERYONE STAYING IN THIS RACE! 547 00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:25,963 IS THAT ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY! 548 00:14:25,563 --> 00:14:35,373 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 549 00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:35,373 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )