最佳展出
致 聖誕老人
雷吉娜 我要出發了 Regina, I am prepared to depart.
帶上我的展覽項目 Have my project brought up.
好的 溫拿少爺 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
殺死聖誕老人
比利 我剛剛得知 Billy, I just got word
你父親不會和我們一起過聖誕節了 that your father will not be joining us for Christmas.
我懂的 寶貝 Oh, I know, sweetie.
因為 工作的事 It's... his work.
很不幸 It's unfortunate.
我還很期待見到約翰呢 I was really looking forward to seeing John.
很抱歉我沒辦法在現場陪你 I'm sorry that I won't be able to be there for you today.
沒關係 奶奶 It's okay, Grandma.
過來 Come here.
你知道這裏加點什麼更好看嗎 You know what would look good here?
再加一枚獎章 Another ribbon.
把冠軍獎章帶回家 比利 Bring home the blue, Billy.
我會的 奶奶 I will, Grandmother,
因為贏家就是這麼做的 because that's what winners do.
真是我的好孩子 Oh, that's my boy.
之後我們就給你父親發張照片 And we'll send a picture to your father afterwards.
小乖乖可以幫我要杯牛奶嗎 Please be a dear and get me a glass of milk.
當然 奶奶 Of course, Grandma.
謝謝 Thank you.
雷吉娜 Regina.
是的 溫拿少爺 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
我需要這封信連夜寄出去 I need this letter mailed overnight.
好的 Of course.
我大概最多四小時後回來 I'll be back in approximately four hours.
沒有的話 可以打電話找我 Otherwise, I can be reached on my phone.
還有 雷吉娜 Oh, and, um, Regina,
奶奶想要一杯牛奶 Grandmother would like a glass of milk.
沒問題 先生 Of course, sir.
鍛煉呢 親愛的 Working something out, love?
是的 Yeah.
今天的訂單提前完成了 I finished up early on the day's orders,
所以我想著來練習一下 so I figured I'd get in some practice.
這是我們有史以來業績最差的一年 This is our lowest year on record.
以前也有過低潮 都會恢復的 Yeah, we've had slumps before. It'll pick back up.
那下個月的生活費呢 And the supply bill next month?
我們不能再透支了 We can't run up any more credit.
別太擔心 Try not to worry.
我只是在分析事實 Just trying to keep things in perspective.
我明天去鎮上查一下最近進賬 I'll head into town tomorrow and check on the late entries.
我會看看郵政信箱 I'll look at the PO box.
他們保證過咱的支票寄出來了 They've assured me our check's in the mail.
好吧 All right.
我做點餅乾路上吃 I'll make cookies for the drive.
那太好了 That'd be nice.
你在這兒射垃圾玩的開心 You have fun shooting the trash.
好的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
什麼事 Yes?
你好 我是唐納德 請問是 Hi, uh, it's Donald. Is this, uh...
你好 Hi.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
你有什麼要給我的嗎 Do you have something for me?
對 是的 我有 Uh, yeah. Yes. Yes, I do.
走過來 放到桌子上 Well, walk over here and bring it to the table.
放在墊子上 On the mat.
所以 這一般需要多久時間 So, uh, how long does this usually take?
該多久就多久 As long as it takes.
有地方讓我坐會嗎 Is there a place I can sit?
這裏看起來有地方讓你坐嗎 Does it look like there's someplace that you can sit?
聖誕老人 工坊製造
這是你的東西嗎 This is belong to you?
是的 我十一歲的聖誕節拿到的 Uh, yeah. I got it for Christmas when I was 11.
十一歲 十一歲 很好 Eleven. Eleven. That's great.
你知道嗎 我從未得到過我想要的 You know, I never got what I asked for.
你玩棒球嗎 Are you a baseball player?
對 是的 Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
你是運動員嗎 You're an athlete?
我以前是 I mean, I was.
15年前在大學時傷了十字韌帶 I, uh, blew my ACL out in college, like, 15 years ago.
你為什麼現在要賣了它 Why are you selling it now?
我不想賣的 I don't really wanna.
但我的女兒想去參加太空夏令營 But my little girl wants to go to space camp, so, uh,
我們掏不起那個錢 we can't afford it.
你覺得 你的童年夢想值多少 What do you think your childhood dream is worth?
兩千 2,000.
我會給你九百美元 I'll give you $900 for it.
這連一半都不到 That's not even gonna get me halfway there.
我會給你九百美元 不要的話就滾蛋 I will give you $900 for it or you can fuck off.
水力發電是一種充足的能量來源 Hydroelectric power is an abundant energy source
同時也是我的項目主題 and the underlying thesis of my project.
你花了多長時間 How long did this take you?
兩周構思 十天完成實際建造 Two weeks of conceptualizing and ten days of actual building.
你是怎麼想到這個的 How'd you come up with this?
在我意識到活水 After I realized the amount of power
所蘊含的巨大能量後 within a flowing water source,
剩下的小學生都會了 the rest was elementary.
恭喜你 克裏斯汀 Congratulations, Christine.
你是我們切斯特小學的驕傲 Oh, you have made Chester Elementary very proud.
亞軍
你剛打敗了四連冠的比利 溫拿 You just beat four-time champion Billy Wenan.
你有什麼想說的嗎 What do you have to say?
沒有比這更好的聖誕禮物了 I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present.
感謝所有人 特別是我的父母 Thank you to everyone, especially my mom and dad.
-恭喜你 -謝謝 - Congrats again. - Thank you.
比利 Billy!
抱歉 羅賓森裁判 我想這發錯了 Excuse me, Judge Robinson, I think I got the wrong...
這位就是比利 Oh, we've got, uh, Billy right here.
和亞軍一起拍張合影吧 Let's get a shot with the runner-up.
好的 亞軍站到一起吧 All right, let's get the runner-up out here.
-這發錯了 -把獎章拿高點 - I've got the wrong... - Come on. Hold that ribbon up high.
你們倆靠近點 看我這裏 You two get snuggly. Look at me.
假裝在我頭上有個小松鼠窩 Pretend like there's a little squirrel's nest on my head.
拜拜 比利 聖誕快樂 Bye, Billy! Have a good Christmas!
羅傑 Roger.
是的 溫拿少爺 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
我有一些事情需要我們那位朋友來做 I have some more work for that friend of ours.
我會幫您聯繫 少爺 I'll put you in contact, sir.
謝謝 Thank you.
好了 你說吧 All right, I can talk.
具體的需求是什麼 What exactly does this entail?
好吧 我知道了 I see. All right, uh...
名字是什麼 You got a name?
出價多少 How much?
是的 我都明白 Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
單我接了 Job accepted.
我得掛了 我在幹別的活呢 I gotta go. I'm on another gig.
我們不禁要問自己 ...we ask ourselves the real question.
聖誕老人現在還有什麼意義 Is Santa making a difference anymore?
接下來是一則來自北卡羅萊納的新聞 Here we have a story out of North Carolina.
兩個孩子說 他們把一個保齡球 We have two children said they were just having fun
從希克森高架橋上扔下去只是因為好玩 when they dropped a bowling ball off the Hickerson overpass.
我說 這可造成三十輛車連環相撞 I mean, this caused a 30-car pileup.
廣告後 我們將連線俄勒岡州的一位先生 Next hour, we're gonna be talking to an Oregon man who says
談談關於一群學生燒燬了他的房子 a group of schoolchildren burned his house to the ground.
北峰鎮 人口 4259
聖誕快樂 克裏斯 Merry Christmas, Chris.
學生把叔叔點著了 Ah, schoolkids are lighting their uncles on fire
還從橋上扔保齡球 and throwing bowling balls off of bridges.
有什麼可快樂的 Nothing too merry about that.
323號信箱 阿拉斯加 北峰 99603
後頭還有你的兩個大箱子 Got two more crates for you in back.
我把車開過來 I'll bring the truck around.
好的 我搬出來 All right, I'll get 'em ready.
嘿 克裏斯 Hey, Chris.
拉爾夫 Ralph.
我的聖誕樹下有很多禮物 I got a whole lot of presents under the tree.
你等會可以過來提前拆幾個 You could come over later and unwrap a couple early.
-我可能 -你考慮一下 - Hmm. I might be... - Hold that thought.
抱歉 克裏斯 你要點什麼 Sorry about that, Chris. What can I get ya?
約翰ny Carson Johnny Carson.
今天情緒不高啊 Not in your usual chipper mood today.
已經過去整整兩秒鐘了 我還沒有 Went a whole two seconds and I haven't
聽到任何關於社會衰落 heard anything about the decline of society
或者愚蠢的美國下一代 or the reckless youth in America.
可能我今天過得不錯 I guess I'm just having a good day.
怎麼許願等待 裏面的東西也不會變的 Wishin' and waitin' isn't gonna change what's inside.
我去後面再拿瓶威士忌 Gotta get another whiskey from the back.
需要幫忙嗎 Can I help you?
最近怎麼樣 麥克 How are ya, Mike?
我好像不認識你吧 Don't think I know you.
希望尼蔻和孩子們都還好 Nicole and the kids are well, I hope.
聽著 我沒有要和她 Look, uh, I wasn't gonna do anything...
我從珊迪小時候就認識她了 Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid.
她是個好女孩 She's a great girl.
但她從來對婚誓沒有敬畏之心 But she never did hold much faith in wedding vows.
不像你和我 麥克 Not like you and me, Mike.
聽著 我只是來喝杯酒的 我不是 Listen, I'm...I'm just here having a drink. I'm not...
你看 如果你一路不停得開 You know, if you drive straight through...
我想要不了12小時你就能到家 I reckon you could be home in 12 hours,
和家人們一起過節了 spend the holiday with your family.
你是誰 Who are you?
我是要請你喝杯啤酒的人 Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you a beer.
你不如立刻出發 帳我來結 Why don't you hop? I'll take care of it.
還有 麥克 路上小心 And Mike, drive safe.
麥克呢 Where's Mike?
誰 Who?
剛才那個帥哥 The good-looking guy
就在你的肥屁股現在坐的位置隔壁 that was sitting right next to where your fat butt is.
噢 那位小伙 我想他已經走了 Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left.
為什麼每次你來 我最後都要一個人回家 Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home alone?
可能我這人帶衰 Maybe I'm a jinx.
行吧 Yeah.
-你好 -你好女士 - Hello? - Hello, ma'am.
我是時代週刊的記者 I'm a reporter with The Times.
噢 那是一家很棒的雜誌 Oh, that's a wonderful paper.
是的沒錯 Yes, it is.
我很榮幸能成為其中的一員 I feel very privileged to be a part of it.
我能為你做些什麼嗎 How can I help you?
昨天我們刊登了一篇文章 Yesterday, we ran an article
關於你們學校的科學競賽 on your school's science fair...
我有一些後續的問題想問問 and I had a few follow-up questions
獲得最佳展品的克裏斯汀克勞福德 for the "Best of Show," Christine Crawford.
我希望能得到她的聯繫方式 I was hoping I could get her contact information.
沒問題 我可以幫你查查 No problem I can get that for you.
太好了 Fantastic.
稍等一會 Just gonna be one more second.
很好 Great.
我幫你拿了牛奶 I brought your milk.
謝謝你 寶貝 Oh, thank you, honey.
放這吧 Put it here.
您該休息了 You should be resting.
讓我們把這些東西挪開 Let's get these outta your way.
放在桌上吧 On the desk.
晚安 Night.
晚安 Good night.
我愛你 I love you.
我也愛你 I love you too.
雷吉娜 Regina!
什麼事 溫拿少爺 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
奶奶想讓所有人立刻離開房子 Grandmother wants everyone out of the house right now.
沒問題 少爺 Certainly, sir.
你知道嗎 You know...
我從沒有輸過科學競賽 I've never lost a science competition.
你知道電路接地的質量決定它的效果嗎 Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground?
比利 我覺得你的科學項目 Billy, I-I thought that your science proj...
十二伏的汽車電瓶 Twelve-volt car battery.
可能弄不死你 Might not kill you,
但會讓你的牙齒打顫 but it'll make your teeth chatter.
你要歸還第一名的獎章 You're gonna return the first-place ribbon
告訴他們你的火車項目擁有不正當協助 and tell them you were unfairly helped with that train project.
你作弊了 You cheated.
你不配勝利 You don't deserve to win.
我說的夠清楚了嗎 Am I being clear?
把她帶走吧 Get her outta here.
他們到了有20分鐘了 They arrived about 20 minutes ago.
好的 希望他們帶了我們的另一半支票 Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check.
冷靜 你發脾氣也沒有任何好處 Stay calm. You exploding is not gonna help anything.
確實沒有 但是舒服 No, but it'll make me feel better.
見到你真好 克裏斯 Good to see you, Chris.
突然造訪 非常抱歉 Apologies about springing this visit on you.
別說客套話了 Why don't we drop the pleasantries?
現在是我最忙的時候 我還有活要干 It's my busiest time of year, and I got work to do.
所以我的另一半錢在哪兒 Now, where's the rest of my money?
我是雅各布上校 我們有個提議給您 I'm Captain Jacobs. We've got a proposition for you.
不接受提議 不握手 No propositions, no shakes.
我要說好的 而這裏只有一半 I want what's due. And this? This is half.
這個嘛 你只生產了去年一半的產品 Well, you only produced half of last year's product,
而補貼是根據產量確定的 and, the subsidy payment reflects that.
這可是聖誕節 Well, this is Christmas.
乖孩子將會收到禮物,而淘氣的孩子只能收到煤塊 聖誕老人會根據孩子在這一年中的表現列出不同的名單
總不能到處送謝謝參與獎吧 We're not handing out participation trophies.
如果一半的孩子只有資格收到煤塊 I can't help it if half the kids
而不是禮物 我有什麼辦法 deserve coal instead of presents.
我們是有最低預算的 合同上都寫了 We got a minimum budget. It's in our contract.
實際上 你和美國政府的 Well, actually, your contract with the
簽訂的合同中 申明了 United States government, states,
"補貼金額取決於" "Subsidy payment is dependent on"
"製作和分發的禮物數量" "volume of presents made and delivered."
我們就是這麼計算支付的 And that's exactly how you've been paid.
這點錢都不夠電費 This won't even cover the power.
我們要發員工薪水 還要吃飯 We have employees to pay, food to buy,
並且說白了 在這種 and quite frankly, this is one...
時間點給我們 humdinger of a time
丟這種壓力真是絕了 to lay this burden on us.
重點是 只靠一半的錢 The point is, with only half our payment,
我們的廠子開不下去的 we're not gonna be able to survive.
我們理解你們正在經歷的財政困難 We understand the financial constraints that you're suffering.
不到萬不得已 沒有人想讓你們關門 No one wants to shut you down, not if we don't have to.
你理解什麼了在這兒瞎說 Do you even understand what you're saying?
你聖誕節前都在幹嘛 What you'd be doing to Christmas?
我們想要你們的節日精神 We want your holiday spirit.
但這也產生節日花銷 而且 It generates holiday spending. And...
這些暫且先不談 Let's not get into all that right now.
現在的重點是 I mean, the important thing is,
這個問題可能是有辦法解決的 we might have a chance to work this out.
上校 您請 Captain, if you please.
克裏斯 露絲 Chris, Ruth,
美國軍方願意資助你們的工作 the United States military would like to procure your services.
讓我知道你把事說出去的後果你知道吧 You know what happens if I hear you talked, right?
不知道 No.
我會殺了你媽媽 I'll kill your mommy.
我會殺了你爸爸 I'll kill your daddy.
你還有條狗 You got a dog?
是的 Yeah.
狗叫什麼名字 What's your dog's name?
豆 豆子 J-Jo Jo Beans.
那我會把豆子也殺了 Well, I will kill old Jo Jo Beans too.
現在你走進去 Now you're gonna go in there
就說你逛街沒注意時間 and say that you were at the mall and you lost track of time.
你去給他們買聖誕禮物了 記住了嗎 You were buying them some Christmas presents. You got it?
可我沒有什麼聖誕禮 I don't have any Christmas pre...
那就說你本來想要 Well, maybe you were thinking about
給他們買聖誕禮物 buying them some Christmas presents.
記住了 後天晚上 Remember, two nights from now,
聖誕老人的大屁股會從你的煙囪裏擠下來 Santa's gonna slide his fat ass down your chimney
然後給你一大堆禮物 and give you a whole bunch of presents
因為你今年一直是個乖孩子 'cause you've been such a good girl this year.
你知道 他不是對誰都這麼好的 You know, he doesn't do that for everyone.
你的手機 Here's your phone.
克裏斯汀 Christine.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
謝謝 親愛的 Thanks, love.
你覺得他們說要關掉工廠是認真的嗎 You think they're serious about shutting down the factory?
不 他們就是想威脅我們接受協議 Nah, they're just trying to bully us into a contract.
你確定嗎 You sure about that?
我們也可以搞點額外收入的 We could use the extra income.
我知道 I'm aware.
不一定非得是他們的渠道 Doesn't have to come from them though.
確實 No.
對啊 何樂不為呢 Why, no, it doesn't.
還好我考慮過 I'm glad I thought of it.
我在平安夜還給你打電話 Well, I'm calling you on Christmas Eve,
12月24日
你應該知道我是認真的 so you know it's serious.
我覺著98年你那活我們幹得挺好 I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '98.
我的團隊手腳麻利 My team is fast.
你知道的質量也一流 是吧 And you know they do quality work, right?
這 不行 Well, no.
這價格我確實比不上 No, no, I can't beat that.
但是這麼低的造價 But if you're getting it that cheap,
肯定得在某些地方偷工減料 you've gotta be sacrificing something somewhere.
太不幸了 李寧 I'm sorry to hear that, Lee Ning.
好的 生活愉快 再見 Yes, have a good day. Bye.
李寧 沒戲了 Lee Ning, out.
埃隆 我是克裏斯 有給我的活嗎 Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me?
從服務器到糖果盒 我都試過了 I bid on everything from mainframes to Pez dispensers.
Pez:皮禮士糖果,美國的一種卡通造型包裝兒童水果糖
大家都生產外包了 Everybody's outsourcing.
他們讓六歲的孩子光著腳工作十二個小時 They got six-year-olds pulling 12-hour shifts in bare feet
來換兩根泡泡糖 for two sticks of bubble gum.
太不是人了 It's heartbreaking.
你累壞了 You're exhausted,
你還得一整夜送禮物呢 and you've got a long night of delivering gifts.
要不出發前再休息一會兒 Why don't you get some rest before you go out?
還剩了點時間 You still got a little bit of time.
我睡不著 I can't sleep.
整個計劃一點用都沒有 The whole damn operation is goin' tits up.
克裏斯 Chris.
克裏斯 貨都裝好可以出發了 Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go.
我馬上就到 I'll be right there.
我看看 Let me see it.
等等 就快寫完了 Hold on. I'm almost finished.
讓我 直接把名單給我就行 Let me... Just give me the list.
你檢查過了嗎 Have you checked it?
來吧 沒問題的 Come on. It's fine.
你為什麼這個樣子 Why are you being like this?
因為我沒用 'Cause I failed.
你落東西了 You forgetting something?
這個就我替你保管吧 I'll keep hold of this for you.
別啊 外面零下十五度呢 Come on. It's 15 below out here.
那就喝熱巧克力吧 Then have hot chocolate.
好吧 All right.
給聖誕老人
怎麼樣 How'd it go?
沒死 I survived.
聖誕快樂 親愛的 Merry Christmas, darling.
給聖誕老人
來自: 聖誕老人 送給: 比利
你捅了大婁子了 死胖子 You just messed up big time, fat man!
出發 Go!
牛逼 創項目記錄了 Hot damn. That was a course record.
再來一次 Let's run it again.
我今早 打算 去我兒子家 I was, hoping to, get to my son's place
去看孫兒們拆禮物 and see the grandkids opening presents this morning.
你沒有加班費嗎 Are you not being compensated for your time?
有 有的 當然有 Y-yeah, yeah. Sure.
那是沒給夠嗎 Well, is that not enough for you?
不是的 足夠了 No, it is.
那就好 Good.
那我們就再來一次 Then let's run it again.
有事嗎 Is there a problem?
我有個任務給你 I've got a job for you.
太好了 Good.
我想你會喜歡的 I think you're gonna like it.
正合你的口味 It complements that hobby of yours.
什麼活兒 What's the job?
我想要你殺了聖誕老人 I'd like you to kill Santa Claus.
比利溫拿
來真的 Really?
我知道他也讓你失望了 I know he let you down too.
好吧 Well
這難度可不小 that's not gonna be easy.
如果你沒興趣的話 我也能找到別人 Well, if you're not interested, I'm sure I could find s...
不 我有興趣 No, I'm interested.
我非常有興趣 I'm very interested.
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Cringle是聖誕老人姓氏Kringle的英語變體
你好 我是戴維斯 Hello. Davis here.
早上好 我是克裏斯 Good morning. This is Chris.
-克裏斯 早上好 -我接受提議 - Chris, good morning. - I'll do the contract.
那太好了 太棒了 That's fantastic! That's great.
-是的 沒錯 -我們安排下見面 - Ye... Yeah. Yeah, well, yes. - Let's get together...
聖 聖誕快樂 Well, m-merry... merry Christmas.
唯一能睡懶覺的日子 你卻起那麼早 The one day you get to sleep in, and you're up early.
我心事重重啊 Well, I had a heavy mind.
我剛才同意合約了 I just agreed to the contract.
-我們只能這麼做 親愛的 -我知道 - It's what we have to do, love. - I know.
怎麼了 What is it?
幾個孩子拿著獵槍往天上亂射 Some kids with a deer rifle put some flak in the air.
-又來 -是啊 - Again? - Yeah.
雪橇上穿了兩個洞 我挨了一槍 Put two holes in the sleigh, one in me.
袋子都破了 Even tore my bag.
別管袋子了 讓我看看你的腰 Don't worry about the bag. Let me see your side.
我沒事的 沒什麼 I'm all right. It's... It's fine, it's fine.
會正常癒合的 It'll heal in the usual way.
我不知道我哪兒做錯了 I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
可能是到時候退休了吧 Maybe it's time I retired the coat.
你只是需要歇歇了 You just need a break.
今年大家都不容易 We're all feeling it this year.
我已經失去了我的影響力 I've lost my influence.
你是偶像 大家都愛你的 You're an icon. People love you.
我是穿著紅衣服的傻逼死胖子 I'm a silly, fat man in a red suit.
你可能覺得很可愛 I mean, you think it's cute,
但別人就是這麼看我的 but this is what people actually think of me.
聖誕節就是鬧劇 我就是個笑話 Christmas is a farce. I am a joke.
世界上早就沒有真正的節日精神了 There hasn't been any real spirit of the season anymore.
已經好多年了 Not for years.
咱們把這些事先擱下幾天別去想 Let's just get a few days out on this.
冷靜下來再看這件事 That will give you a better perspective.
我應該收他們使用我形象的版稅的 I should've charged them royalties for my image.
早就該這麼做了 Now, that's what we should've done.
我們不是那種人 That's not who we are.
沒錯 我們不過是全世界最大的經濟動力 No, we're only the largest economic stimulus in the entire world.
聖誕節光在美國就產生了三萬億元的消費 Christmas generates $3 trillion in the US alone.
而我們連電費都交不起 We can't pay our power bill.
你不覺得這有問題嗎 Think there's something wrong with that?
我們現在要這樣衡量成功了嗎 Is that how we're measuring success now?
至少這是他們在乎的東西 Well, that's what they care about.
他們為了賣出那些玩具 汽水和汽車 They put up with us so they can sell their
才一直哄著咱們玩 toys and sodas and cars.
我們就是門生意 We're a business.
別騙自己了 露絲 And don't kid yourself, Ruth.
利他主義想減點稅都越過他們的底線了 Altruism is not a deductible on their bottom line.
別全都怪在他們身上 你也變了 Don't put it all on them. You've changed too.
可能吧 You might be right.
或許我跟他們是一樣的 Maybe I'm just like 'em.
你還是有這些的 You still have it.
我有的只是對這個自私世界的厭惡 All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten.
謝謝你準備的雪茄 Thanks for the cigars.
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咨詢台 有什麼能幫到您嗎 Information. Can I help you?
是 是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我想找到在北極的一個人 I need to get ahold of somebody in the North Pole.
沒有具體的國家或者代碼我沒法查找 I'm not able to search without a specific country or code.
好吧 那 Okay. All right, then...
離北極最近的是哪兒 what's the closest thing to the North Pole?
靠北的 極圈裏的那種 Something... Something arctic, in the Arctic Circle.
抱歉 我不知道 如果能 Unfortunately, I don't know. If you
說得再具體些 我才能幫到您 could be more specific, I could help you.
那邊有什麼城市嗎 Well, is there a city up there,
島嶼之類的 an island, anything?
海上漂著的一坨狗日的冰 A chunk of ice floating in the fucking ocean?
您這樣說話我可能沒法繼續通話了 I can't stay on if you're gonna talk like that.
抱歉 我不是有意說髒話的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuss.
求你別掛 Please don't hang up.
我希望幫到您 如果能說得更具體些 I want to help you. If you could be more specific.
好的 如果是埃爾斯米爾島的尤里卡市呢 Okay, uh, what about the city of, of Eureka on Ellesmere Island?
好的 我找到了 Okay, I have it.
太棒了 Great, great.
片中虛構的聖誕老人全名
你有所有叫克裏斯托弗克林格的單子嗎? Do you have a listing for Christopher Cringle?
你好 Hello?
還在嗎 Hello？
你他媽為什麼掛我電話 Why did you hang up the fucking phone?
放鬆 Just relax.
♪ 河山只在我夢縈 ♪
♪ 祖國已多年未親近 ♪
重頭再來 Back to basics.
♪ 可是不管怎樣也改變不了 ♪
♪ 我的中國心 ♪
-天哪 -我干廢他了 - Damn! Shit. - I broke it.
-我可以的 -我的老天 - I broke it. - Jesus.
♪ 洋裝雖然穿在身 ♪
♪ 我心依然是中國心 ♪
♪ 我的祖先早已把我的一切 ♪
♪ 烙上中國印 ♪
再給我一杯茶 May I get another pot of tea?
♪ 長江 長城 ♪
♪ 黃山 黃河 ♪
♪ 在我心中重千斤 ♪
♪ 無論何時 無論何地 ♪
溫拿少爺 這個包裹是給您的 Mr. Wenan. This package came for you.
您父親送的聖誕禮物 From your father for Christmas.
晚了幾天吧 It's a few days late.
是的 少爺 Yes, sir.
從巴哈馬寄來的 From the Bahamas?
上面確實是這麼寫的 少爺 That's what it says, sir.
他可能在那陪他的小情人卡拉呢 He's probably there with his girlfriend, Kara.
我不清楚 少爺 I wouldn't know, sir.
把它給我吧 Well, pass it to me.
12月25日凌晨2點16分 UFO
聖誕老人 工坊製造
你到底在哪 Where the hell are you?
嗨 Hey.
那些 聖誕老人的信去哪了 Where do the, uh... the letters to Santa go?
就那些 孩子們寫給聖誕老人的信 You know, the letters the children write to Santa Claus?
-那些信都怎麼處理了 -都在H-36 - What happens to 'em? - Yeah, yeah. H-36.
那是局裏的一個郵箱 Uh, it's a... it's a bin down at the office.
好吧 然後是怎麼處理的呢 Right. What happens to 'em after that?
呃 這我就不知道了 Uh, I don't know.
我想你要問問維蘭德 我們的區域主管 Guess you could ask Weyland, our district super.
維蘭德 你知道我該去哪找他嗎 Weyland? You know where I could find him?
知道 市裏的分局 在雷丁路那個 Yeah, downtown office, just off Redding Street.
-雷丁 -是的 - Redding? - Yeah.
太好了 謝謝你 Great. Thank you.
不客氣 生活愉快 No problem. Have a good day.
郵政局
早上好 Morning.
不好意思 我第一天上班 Sorry. This is my first day.
你知道怎麼去主管米克斯的辦公室嗎 Know where I can find Supervisor Meeks's office?
需要我幫忙嗎 can I help you?
我在找胖老爹 I'm looking for the fatman.
他在哪 Where is he?
什麼 Excuse me?
就那個聖誕老人 混蛋 Santa Claus, motherfucker.
告訴我吧 維蘭德 Come on, Weyland.
別給我裝傻 Don't act stupid.
告訴我地址 我就會直接離開 Just give me the address and I'll walk right out of here.
你把那些信都寄到哪去了 Where do you send the letters?
你先冷靜點 Okay, just take it easy.
聽著 我沒法給你地址是因為 Look, I can't give you an address because...
小聲點 Shh.
我沒法給你地址因為我根本不知道 I can't give you an address because I don't have one.
那你剛才整理的就是人生最後一封信了 Then you just sorted your last piece of mail.
別 別 別開槍 我只是 No, no, no, no. I just...
聽著 這是保密程序 Look, it's a classified program.
他們只給了我一個郵箱 就這樣 They give me a PO box and that's it.
其他的我什麼都不知道 我發誓 I don't know anything else. I swear to you.
我們只是把信打包然後寄出去 We just crate up the letters and send them out.
寫下來 Write it down.
我說寫下來 -好的 - Write it down. -Okay.
好的 Okay.
在右邊 To the right.
另一邊 Other way.
別寫那 換一頁空白的 Not that page. Use a blank one.
好的 Okay.
-慢點 寫工整了 -天哪 - Slow down. Make it legible. - Fuck.
行了嗎 Okay?
你開玩笑的吧 You gotta be shitting me.
沒有沒有 我發誓是真的 No, no, no. It's the truth. I swear it.
所以 還有什麼事嗎 So, uh, what now?
嗯 Well...
沒事了 that's it.
狗娘養的 Son of a...
你好 Hello?
行動開始 We're a go.
我今天夜裏出發 I'll be on the road by midnight.
很好 Sounds good.
及時告訴我進展 Keep me updated on your progress.
玩具
他們會理解的 They'll understand.
他們本來不用的 They shouldn't have to.
我能假定他們說英語嗎 Can I assume they speak English?
政治正確發言,為避免種族歧視糾紛
我們的工作要求他們會說多種語言 Our work requires that they speak many different languages.
我們還是趕快完事兒吧 Let's just get this over with.
好了 大家現在安靜一下 All right, everyone. Quiet down now.
安靜一下 Let's quiet down.
大家都在嗎 Is everybody here?
查過數了大家都在 先生 We're all here and accounted for, sir.
好的 首先 Well, firstly, uh,
我很抱歉讓大家這麼快返工 I'm sorry to call you all back so early.
但我相信你們都很興奮要 But I'm sure you're all excited to get cracking
慶祝和為下一個聖誕季做準備 and get working again on next year's Christmas season.
也許你會好奇今天 And you're probably wondering about
周圍出現的一些新面孔 all the new faces around here today.
就像你們已經知道的 Well, as you already know...
越來越多我們的年輕人做了錯誤的決定 there is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions.
而這不幸地也導致我們的年終補貼 Now, this has unfortunately caused our yearly subsidy
遠遠低於我們實際的預算 to be well below our current budget.
現在 為了彌補這個缺口 Now, to make up for that shortfall...
我們要履行一項與美國軍方簽訂 we are fulfilling a two-month contract
為期兩個月的合同 with the US military.
我知道這會讓你們中的很多人感到震驚 Now, I know this must come as a shock to a lot of you.
相信我 如果有其他辦法 Believe me, had there been any other way...
這是雅各布上校 This is Captain Jacobs.
雅各布上校會給你們解釋 Captain Jacobs'll fill you in
接下來這裏要發生的很多變化 on a lot of the changes that are going on around here.
感謝大家 Thank you.
我要講明一些規則 I am going to go over some rules
這些規則無一例外都要被嚴格遵守 that must be followed without exception
一直持續到這次合約完成 and throughout the duration of this engagement.
這些規則關乎你們的安全 These rules are for your safety,
只有你們的安全 and your safety alone.
第一 每個人要採集指紋 Number one, you will be fingerprinted,
拿到一個必須隨時佩戴的安保胸牌 assigned a security badge to be worn at all times.
下一個 Next.
第二 你們進出工廠樓層 Number two, you must enter and exit the factory floor
只能通過南邊的密封門 through the southern bay doors only.
第三 你們必須摘下制服上的鈴鐺 Number three, you must remove the bells from your uniforms
因為它們會觸發金屬探測警報 as they will set off our metal detectors.
另外作為補充規則 In addition to these rules,
我們將升級工廠的安保設施 we will be upgrading the site's security.
還有其他問題嗎 Do you have any questions?
說 Yes.
這是要我們造什麼玩具啊 先生 What kind of toys are we making, sir?
不是玩具 小姐 Not toys, miss.
是美國天空之鷹的控制面板 Control panels for America's eagle in the sky,
我們的FJ-63噴氣式戰機 our FJ-63 fighter jets.
你的來訪目的 What's the purpose of your visit?
娛樂 打獵 Recreation. Hunting.
我要獵殺一些東西 I'm gonna kill some things.
你填好5589號文件了嗎 You fill out the 5589?
是的 女士 這是5589號 Yes, ma'am, I have my 5589...
4457號 my 4457,
還有3177號文件 and my 3177 right here.
好了 All right.
歡迎來到加拿大 Welcome to Canada.
我很高興能來這 Good to be here.
我的天哪 下士 你是這麼用錘子的嗎 Holy Christ, Corporal, you call that hammering?
能不能對你工作負責點 Show a little pride in your work.
給你 你來 Here. You're up.
老天 Holy hell.
士兵 倒霉玩意兒從起重機上滾下來 Soldier, get your sorry ass out of that lift.
把你的爛攤子給我收拾好 Clean that shit up.
嘿 夥計 給你 Hey, partner. Here.
幫我拿一下 Hang on to this.
謝謝 Thank you.
激素的一種,常被用作健身補劑
類固醇的功勞 Steroids.
我沒帶違禁品 I come in peace.
謝謝你 Thank you.
早上好 小七 大家都還好嗎 Morning, 7. How's everybody holding up?
很好 先生 Very well, sir.
生產線昨晚已經上線運行了 We got the line up and running last night.
-現在我們在優化 -是嗎 - Right now we're optimizing. - Oh, yeah.
優化 我明白了 Okay, optimizing. I see.
小十九 小二十三 你們怎麼樣 19, 23, how are you doing?
-美得很 先生 -棒棒噠 - Wonderfully perfect, sir. - Uh, super-duper good.
我欣賞你們的樂觀 Ah, I appreciate the positivity.
你相信他們的話嗎 Are you buying that?
當然了 老闆 Absolutely, boss.
你都被我逼成這樣了嗎 I really backed you into a corner on this one
小七 不要以為我不知道 7. Don't think I don't know that.
訂單要求在有限時間裏生產大量產品 The order calls for a lot of product in a short amount of time.
沒錯 一切順利的情況下 Yeah, it's gonna be a squeaker even if
時間也會很緊 幫我滿上 謝謝 everything goes perfect. Refill, thanks.
事情從來沒有一切順利過 Which it never does.
什麼時候你見事情完美過 When have you seen it go perfect?
-1910年接近了 -那年有一場慘烈的戰爭 - 1910 was close. - There was a bad war that year.
可能是指墨西哥革命,時間略有出入
你不能責怪自己 You can't blame yourself.
-我去看看大伙 -我會在辦公室 - I'll go check the crew. - The office.
哦 還有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
小七 7...
這是我們成敗的關鍵 this is make or break for us.
不用我說你也明白 I don't need to tell you that
一切都倚仗這個了 absolutely everything is on the line.
聖誕危在旦夕 先生 Christmas is at stake, sir.
我們不會讓你失望的 We won't let you down.
我們會在期限內完成的 We'll have the order finished on time.
好兄弟 Good man.
克裏斯 我剛和我上級談過 Chris, I just talked to my superiors.
他們對我給出的數字很吃驚 They're very impressed with the numbers that I gave them.
他們會派幾個管理層的 They're sending in a couple of suits
來看一眼生產 to have a look at the operation.
這真的是一群讓人欽佩的 It's a very impressive group of...
小工人 little workers you've got here.
工作十分努力的工人 Real hard workers.
可以的話 我們還要佔用休息室 I'd like to use the break room, if that's possible.
我們是八人輪班制 四人一個班 I'm running an eight-man rotation, four on at all times.
我或是我手底下的某個人會 Me or one of my men are gonna be
全天二十四小時待在工廠 inside the factory 24 hours a day.
你可以接受嗎 小七 How does that sit with you, 7?
我們可以在食堂休息 We can take our breaks in the cafeteria.
太感謝你了 我是雅各布上校 Many thanks to you. Captain Jacobs.
-小七 -小七 - 7. - 7?
我們都是按數字排列起名的 We're all ranked and accounted for by number.
這樣更有效率 It's more efficient that way.
小七是我們工廠的領班 7's our factory foreman.
那小一到小六去哪了 What happened to 1 through 6?
我們這樣已經很長時間了 Well, we've been at this a long time.
我們不會重新排號 We don't reissue numbers.
因為那是不道德和不敬的 That would be unethical and dishonorable.
我喜歡這樣 I like it.
牛逼的團隊管理方法 That's a hell of a way to run a crew.
你想吃曲奇嗎 雅各布上校 Would you like a cookie, Captain Jacobs?
當然 Indeed.
牛逼的團隊管理方法 A hell of a way to run a crew.
失陪了 Excuse me.
哇噢 Wow.
你還好嗎 夥計 You all right, buddy?
倉鼠吊床是最暢銷的 這個是滾輪 The hamster hammock is a top seller and this, the roller.
我們還有蹺蹺板 Then we have the seesaw.
零食還有小寵玩耍屋 Nibblers and the pet playhouse.
沒有地方放玩耍屋 There's no room for the pet playhouse.
你知道嗎 有趣的是 You know, it's funny.
你看起來不像會養倉鼠的人 You don't strike me as a hamster person.
我是 Well, I am.
你看上去更像養爬行動物的人 You seem more like a... a reptile person.
你喜歡蜥蜴嗎 Do you like lizards?
我有各種優質的變色龍 I have a great selection of chameleons.
我不想要變色龍 I don't want a chameleon.
蛇 Snakes.
沒錯 你是應該養蛇的人 That's it. You're a snake person.
蛇會吃倉鼠 Snakes eat hamsters.
你知道嗎 很多人不知道 You know, lots of people don't know
自己是適合什麼的人 what kind of pet person they are,
但我很擅長這些 but I'm really good at this.
你知道嗎 你讓我想起了我母親 You know, you remind me a lot of my mother.
-真的嗎 -對 -Really? -Yeah.
她不善於傾聽 She wasn't a good listener,
並且從來不知道什麼時候該閉嘴 and she never knew when to shut the fuck up.
謝謝 Thank you.
來吧 夥計們 Here you go, fellas.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hey.
克林格先生 Mr. Cringle.
要找到這個地方可太艱難了 We had a hell of a time finding this place.
在鎮子上四處打聽 誰也不知道 Asked around town, but no one had a clue.
你們也能想像為什麼必須這樣 Yeah, as you can imagine, it has to be that way.
我們認為這是一件好事 And we think it's a good thing.
極好的事 我是萊克斯泰勒 Great thing. Yeah, I'm Lex Taylor.
這位是卡特馬普爾索普 This is, uh, Carter Mapplethorpe.
聖誕老人認識世界上所有人
我知道你是誰 I know who you are.
對的 他們提醒過我這一點 Right. They warned us about that.
近幾年情況都不太好 Things were a little touch-and-go for a couple of years.
是不是 卡特 Weren't they, Carter?
那是雷 他有時會一驚一乍的 Oh, that's Donner. He gets a mite nippy.
算你運氣好那不是閃電 You're lucky it wasn't Blitzer.
她能把你的包扯個稀碎 She'd tear your package right off.
來吧 隨便看看 夥計們 Well, have a look around, fellas.
小七是我工廠的領班 7, my shop foreman,
他可以展示你們想看的東西 will show you anything you might need to see.
我們不用參觀 克裏斯 We, uh, don't need to have a look around, Chris.
我們已經看了那些數據和樣品 No, we've seen the numbers, we've seen the samples,
您的工作非常卓越 and the work you do is exceptional.
軍方願意今後每年都 The military would like to procure
購買您的服務 your services on an annual basis.
還是先別談以後的事 Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
我們準備和您訂下十五年的補助金 We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years.
我知道你們什麼意思 I hear what you're saying,
但這是一錘子買賣 先生們 but this is a one-time deal, gentlemen.
不如先等等 下個月1號 How about you wait until you get that
您拿到那張支票 check on the first of next month,
再想想要不要改變主意 and then we'll see if you don't have a change of heart.
那是不可能的 That's not gonna happen.
我很欣賞您的樂觀 先生 真的 I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do,
但恕我直言 我想我們都知道 but with all due respect, I think both of us know
有很大的可能您明年 that there's a very good chance you're
還是會淪落到這一步 gonna end up right back here next year.
而到那時 克林格先生 And then maybe, Mr. Cringle,
可能就沒有這麼好的條件了 the deal we offer won't be so sweet.
我會在手邊放一些潤滑油 I'll keep some axle grease handy
萬一我改變想法了呢 just in case I change my mind.
好吧 Okay.
但總統會那樣做嗎 But will the president do that?
我猜他已經做了 I think he already is.
坐好別亂跑 我馬上回來 Sit tight. Be right back.
這是你的聖誕節禮物嗎 You get this for Christmas?
對 聖誕老人給我的 Yeah, Santa gave it to me.
你一定是個乖孩子 You must be a good kid.
我想是的 I guess so.
你知道我像你這麼大時的 You know what I got for Christmas
聖誕節禮物是什麼嗎 when I was your age?
永遠忘不掉燒焦的皮肉和清涼油的味道 You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols.
100塊買你的飛機 Give you a hundred bucks for it.
150塊 150.
你的員工胃口真好 Your workers sure have healthy appetites.
你知道嗎 我不住地想身高和膚色 You know, I can't help but think the smallness and discoloration
是不良飲食導致的直接結果 is a direct result of an inadequate diet.
不良嗎 Inadequate?
多豐盛啊 Please elaborate.
我認為你需要些 Well, I think what you need is some...
蛋白質 蔬菜 粗纖維 protein, vegetables, fiber.
我打賭如果給這些人正經的食物 I bet if we gave some real food to these people,
他們會像豌豆莖一樣瘋長的 they would shoot up like bean stalks.
上校 我們已經發現了 Captain, we have discovered the most
最高效和營養的飲食就是 efficient and productive way to eat
只吃碳水化合物和糖 is simple carbs and sugars
一天六頓 six times a day.
但這不正常 But that's unnatural.
人體需要四種營養源組合 The body needs four food groups,
日常鍛煉和至少6小時的睡眠 regular exercise, a minimum of six hours of sleep.
精靈每八個小時睡20分鐘 Every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours.
那能讓我們充滿活力並且 That keeps our bodies fresh and
保持工作24小時運轉 allows us to work on a 24-hour rotation.
你們能堅持那樣多久 How long can you keep that up?
無窮無盡 Indefinitely.
這就是為什麼精靈比人類壽命長多了 It's why elves live much longer than humans.
那麼克裏斯呢 他也一樣嗎 And Chris? He does the same?
不 是付出讓他保持年輕 No. It's the giving that keeps him young.
珍妮很喜歡她的五輛小卡車 謝謝聖誕老人
我想明天進城查一下信箱 Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box.
把支票握在手裏會讓我更舒服些 I'm gonna feel a lot better with that check in my hand.
有我呢 I'm with you there.
謝謝這個 Thanks for these.
我們相互扶持 We have each other's backs.
本來就是這樣的 That's how this works.
還記得我之前做烘焙 Remember when my baking went through
中了素食無糖的邪的時候嗎 the vegan, sugar-free phase?
哦對 Oh, yeah.
差點要了我的命 I was lucky to survive it.
體重掉了12磅 Must've lost 12 pounds.
但你還是跟我說了實話 即使你知道 But you told me, even though you knew
我聽了不會高興 I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it.
其實更像是求生欲佔了上風 That may have been more of a self-preservation thing.
重點是 我們我們都有順利和不順的時候 Point is, we both have good days and bad days.
我們有分歧 惹對方生氣 We disagree. We tick each other off.
比如有一次你進了家門 Like when you come into the house
把汗水撒得滿地都是 dripping sweat all over the floor,
然後拿我的好毛巾當汗巾 using my good towels for sweat rags.
但我愛你 But I love you.
所以問題會解決的 So we figure it out,
我們一起度過去 we work through it,
我們會互相扶持 we lift each other up.
我感覺醍醐灌頂 I'm feeling downright inspired.
很好 Good!
這種醒悟最好能在洗澡時產生 Let's hope that inspiration starts with a shower.
有這麼髒嗎 Mm. That... That bad?
沒錯 Yes.
-真的嗎 -對 -Really? -Hmm.
-不給機會了嗎 -天哪 -No chance? -Oh, God.
我得說服你嗎 I got to talk you into this?
-不如 好 好吧 -快去 -How about I... Oh, okay. All right. -Just... Just go. Go.
下午好 Afternoon.
希望這個新年對你不錯 Hope the new year is treating you well.
只好了那麼幾天吧 但我很樂觀 Only a couple of days in, but I'm optimistic.
我能幫你什麼嗎 Can I help you with anything?
是的 Yeah.
我要 I'm, uh...
找一個朋友 looking for a friend of mine.
這是他的信箱 This is his box.
你指的是哪一個信箱 What box you lookin' at?
323 323.
你是克裏斯的朋友嗎 You a friend of Chris's?
沒錯 Yeah.
我們幾年前有一起做生意 Yeah, we, uh, we did some business a couple of years back.
我想要聯繫他 但把他聯繫方式弄丟了 Wanted to look him up, but I misplaced his contact information.
我想或許您能幫我這個忙 I was hoping maybe you could help me out.
很遺憾 我不認為我能幫到你 Well, sadly, don't think I'm gonna be able to.
真的嗎 Really?
那真是 Oh, that's, uh...
太令人失望了 that's very disappointing.
我大老遠的來這裏 I've come a long way.
他沒有給過我任何聯繫方式 No, can't say he ever gave us any contact information.
你甚至不知道他的姓嗎 You don't even have his last name?
我的記憶裏一直如此 Been that way since I can recall.
嗨 珊迪 Hey, there, Sandy.
嗨 赫曼 Hey, Herman.
我要把這個東西加急送到棕櫚灘 I gotta get this thing out to Palm Beach double-time.
等一下我正在幫助這位先生 Hold on a sec while I help this gentleman.
你可以先留個信息 Let's have you leave a message.
克裏斯每隔幾天會來一次 Chris comes in every couple of days.
不用了 That's all right.
所以克裏斯還在開那輛綠色的雪佛蘭嗎 Say, does, uh, Chris still drive that green Chevy?
-紅色的福特 -好的 -Red Ford. -Right.
我就是想說福特 I meant Ford.
我不喜歡細帆布 I don't like duck canvas.
破事太多了 Way too much going on.
太多枝條了 我又不是棵樹 Too many sticks. I'm not a fucking tree.
太蓬鬆了 Too puffy.
我穿棕色顯胖 Tan makes me look fat.
綠色太憨了 Green is fucking stupid.
或許你能跟我說說 Maybe you could give me some idea
你想找什麼樣的嗎 of what you're looking for.
那件怎樣 What about that one?
完美的外套 Great coat.
我看的出來你是個欣賞高品質衣服的人 I can see you're a man who appreciates a quality garment.
小逼崽子
喂 Yeah.
報告進度 Status report.
暖和點了 勉強算是 Getting warmer, so to speak.
我在想 I was thinking.
我投入了很多資金 I'm putting a lot into this venture financially,
那麼我想要個證據 and I'd like to retain a keepsake.
你想要什麼 What did you have in mind?
我想要這個大個子的頭 I want the big man's head.
那聽上去很麻煩 That could be problematic.
你是在拒絕我嗎 Are you saying no?
我是說這不現實 I'm saying that it's not practical.
斷頭是有風險的 Severed heads are fickle.
會腐爛 發霉 發臭 They rot, they mold, they smell.
這一路要花好幾天 跨越兩次國境 It's a multi-day trip across two international
和無數的洲界 borders and several state lines,
意味著要頻繁地停車降溫和檢查 which means a sizable cooler, frequent stops
把我置於可預見的危險境地 and putting myself at considerable risk.
我不會為任何人做這事兒的 And I don't do that for anyone.
那麼我想要他的鬍子 Then I want his beard.
我才不要剃死人的鬍子 I'm not shaving off a dead man's beard.
不如來些雪橇鈴鐺吧 How about some, uh... some sleigh bells?
不要 No.
好吧 Okay. Uh...
要不然他的外套呢 What about his coat?
好吧 把他的外套給我 Fine. Bring the coat.
太好了 Great.
好吧 我現在要工作了 All right, I gotta go back to work now.
讓我隨時瞭解事情進展 Keep me abreast of your progress.
狗日的小畜生 You fucking prick.
嗨 珊迪 今天怎麼樣 Hey, Sandy. How's the day?
什麼事讓你心情這麼好 What's got you in such a good mood?
我找到我遺失的東西了 Well, I found something I lost.
現在喝酒太早了 Hmm. Uh, it's too early for all of that.
好吧 那你要來點什麼呢 Well, then what'll you have?
我只是路過來打個招呼 I just dropped in to say hello.
如果不添麻煩的話 And if it's not too much trouble,
我想要一杯牛奶 路上喝 maybe a glass of milk for the road.
牛奶 Milk.
沒錯 Yep.
要熱一下嗎 Want me to warm it up for you?
那就更好了 That'd be nice.
噢 老天 Oh, man.
嗨 克裏斯 Hey, Chris.
嗨 赫曼 怎麼樣啊 Hey, Herman. How you doing?
我挺好的 I'm good.
克裏斯 之前有個哥們來找你 Now, Chris, there was a guy in here looking for you.
-噢 是嗎 -一個外地人 - Oh, yeah? - Out-of-towner.
西裝革履 像政府人員的樣子 Fancy suit? Government-type?
一點屁股都沒有嗎 Couldn't find his ass in the seat of his pants?
對 就是他 Yep, that's him.
我們一塊兒工作 Yeah, I'm working with him.
他也這麼說 That's what he said.
好吧 謝了 赫曼 Well, thanks, Herman.
你的屁股就很大 You have a good one.
你也是 克裏斯 You, too, Chris.
雅各布上校在下面嗎 Is Captain Jacobs down below?
是的 先生 Yes, sir, he is.
我們懷著最誠摯的歉意表示 "We'd like to extend our sincerest apologies.
克裏斯汀 克勞福德坦白了作弊行為 Christine Crawford has admitted she cheated.
並附上第一名的獎章 Enclosed is the award for first place."
小逼崽子
去他的 Fuck.
我其實很期待見到我前妻 I'm actually looking forward to seeing my ex-wife.
什麼 What?
是的 我覺得我們可以復合 Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together.
哥們勇氣可嘉 You're brave, man.
是啊 Yeah.
什麼鬼動靜 What the hell was that?
一根滑雪板 It's a ski.
警告 禁止穿越
丹尼斯 Dennis.
怎麼樣了 How'd it go?
盡在掌握 I got it.
你織的怎麼樣了啊 How's that knittin' going?
結束了 Done.
那麼 現在就是個好機會 Well, it seems like an opportune time to
試一試 你覺得呢 try it out, don't you think?
現在嗎 Right now?
不行嗎 Why not?
還挺沉 Got some heft.
看看 Now...
手藝不錯 Fine work.
一點小小的計算失誤 A slight miscalculation.
化壓力為編織了 Probably a little stress-knitting.
噢 我們總是想要大一點的床 Oh, we always wanted a bigger bed.
這才是我的嫁的男人 There's the man I married.
露絲ie 我想跟你道歉 Ruthie, I want to apologize.
我亂了陣腳 最近還有點 I lost perspective and lately, I've been a little...
自暴自棄 沒有做到一個好伴侶的樣子 self-absorbed and not much of a partner to you.
很多次談到放棄 There's been a lot of talk about quitting,
但是 我們不是那種人 and, well, that's not who we are.
或者說 我不是那樣的人 而且 Or, it's not who I am and...
抱歉 I'm sorry.
這種事已經存在很久了 親愛的 We've been at this a long time, love.
這並不容易 This isn't easy.
我們開始時就知道不會容易的 We knew it wouldn't be when we started.
我想我太隨波逐流了 I guess I just let it get away from me.
那就開始挽回吧 Then let's take it back.
我們需要這樣做 We need to do that.
你找到我了 You found me.
這是雅各布上校 結束 This is Captain Jacobs, over.
需要我做什麼嗎 上校 What can I do for you, Captain?
我剛剛看了你的材料需求裏的黃銅 I just followed up with the brass on your supply requests.
讓他們改成了雙倍 Had them put a double-time on it.
很好 Good.
重複一次 Say again?
行動正確 Affirmative.
收到 結束通話 Copy that. Over and out.
過來 Come here.
做什麼 Why?
也許我只是想擁抱我的妻子 Well, maybe I just want to embrace my wife.
只是擁抱嗎 Oh, is that all?
有什麼問題嗎 克林格太太 What's wrong with that, Mrs. Cringle?
我以為你想讓我幫你補禮物袋呢 I thought you wanted me to mend your bag.
那個也要 Yeah, I do.
不過 一會兒再說吧 But, um, later.
無授權不得進入 受限區域
你在想什麼呢 What are you thinking?
我在想 I'm thinking,
你知道 好的事情的確比壞事更重要 you know, the good does outweigh the bad.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 呃 Hey, uh...
放鬆點 小傢伙 Just take it easy, little fella.
好嗎 Okay?
那可不是玩具 That's not a toy.
你是雅各布上校的手下嗎 You one of Captain Jacobs's men?
是的 我是他的手下 Yes, I am. I'm one of Captain Jacobs's men.
所以把那個放到地上 So put it down on the ground.
馬上 Right now.
怎麼回事 What's this?
我不知道 I have no idea.
發生了什麼 What's going on?
噢 干 Oh, shit.
壓住 亨肖 按緊了 孩子 Pressure, Henshaw. Press down on it, son.
克裏斯在哪 Where's Chris?
干 Shit.
嘿 發生什麼了 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?
他們在射擊 They're shooting.
是誰 那些士兵嗎 Who is? The soldiers?
我 我不知道 I-I don't know.
走吧 啟動封鎖級別黃色 Go. I'm initiating barricade protocol yellow!
去生活區 快 快 Get into the domestic wing! Go, go, go!
多布森 麥凱尼 菲利普 Dobson, McCranie, Phillips.
我們遭到了攻擊 We are under fire.
亞綸 索非 進入火區 跟緊 Aaron, Sophie, Doors, right now. Stay close.
小七 你們都準備好撤離 7! You all get your asses ready to move.
我要把你們送出去 I'm getting you outta here.
走走走 Go, go, go!
小七 小七 7! 7!
到這兒來 快 Get over here! Come on!
小七 7!
小七 你要去哪 7, where are you going?
噢 又怎麼了 Oh, what now?
好吧 說 All right. Yeah?
克裏斯 我們受到了攻擊 Chris! We're under attack!
-小七 -克裏斯 - 7? - Chris!
沃克我也帶走 I'll take the walker too.
跑 快 Go, go, go, go!
快點 快點 Come on! Come on!
關上門 Close the door!
快點 走 走 走 Come on! Go! Go! Go!
操 Fuck!
夠了 That's enough!
強納森米勒 Jonathan Miller.
你這個變態的孩子 You twisted child.
我還以為你把我忘了呢 And I always thought you forgot about me.
你記得這個嗎 You remember this?
這是你給過我的唯一一件東西 This was the only goddamn thing you ever got me.
我給你寫過那麼多信 After all the times that I wrote you.
很抱歉 孩子 I'm sorry, son.
我的能力是有限的 There are limits to what I can do.
我不能替代你的父母 I couldn't replace your parents.
是啊 Yeah.
你不能 You couldn't.
好吧 到這一步了 Well, here we are.
我來取你的命了 胖老爹 I've come for your head, fat man!
你以為你是第一個嗎 You think you're the first?
你以為我得到這工作是因為我又胖又憨嗎 You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?
現在停下 住手 Stop now! Stop!
已經結束了 It's over.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
克裏斯 Chris?
克裏斯 親愛的 Chris, love?
沒事的 盡量放鬆 It's okay. Just try and relax.
海爾格 Helga!
我一晚上都要在房間裏做事 I'll be working in my room for the rest of the evening,
所以不要來打擾我 so no interruptions.
好的 溫拿少爺 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
你怎麼才給我打電話說這事 Why are you calling me about this now?
怎麼會少那麼多呢 How can there be that much missing?
哦 我要追查這筆錢 Oh, I want this tracked.
找出是在哪裏兌現的 Find out where it was cashed.
然後確認我的簽名 Then check my signatures.
打電話告訴銀行留意我所有的賬戶 Call the bank. Tell them to keep an eye on all my accounts.
如果有家賊的話 我要擰斷他的脖子 If there's a rat, I want to snap its little neck.
我們來看看是誰逮誰 We'll see who catches the rat.
該死 海爾格 我說過不許打擾 Damn it, Helga. I said no interruptions.
你聽不懂英語嗎 我說了別進來 Don't you speak English? I said stay out.
你他媽又是誰 Who the hell are you?
我是露絲 I'm Ruth.
而這位是克裏斯 And this is Chris.
比利 Billy.
好吧 Well...
我倒不是很驚訝 I can't say I'm surprised.
強效麻醉性鎮痛藥
正好 芬太尼 Yeah. Fentanyl.
這樣就能幹活了 That'll get the job done.
我也有一部分錯 This is partly my fault.
你看 我只是最近有點不太正常 You know, I just haven't quite been myself lately,
是不是 親愛的 Have I, dear?
但是是時候扭轉這一切了 But the time has come to turn things around.
我決定要主動出擊 I've decided to be proactive.
就從你開始 And it starts with you.
嗷 嗷 嗷 Ow. Ow. Ow.
嗷 Ow.
看著我 孩子 Now look at me, child.
我說了 看著我 I said look at me.
一個嗜血的罪惡靈魂 A wicked soul bent on bloodshed
被支使來取我的命 was sent to collect my head.
和你一樣 他以為自己 Like you, he thought he lived
可以超脫道德和因果的約束 outside of morals and consequence.
現在他和他的狂妄一起被埋葬 He is now buried with his lack of reverence.
最後一次 比利 溫拿 One more time, Billy Wenan,
再有下次 once more,
你襪子裏的可不止是煤那麼簡單了 and you'll be getting more than coal in your stocking.
如果你奶奶過早的去世了 If your grandmother meets an early grave,
如果克裏斯汀 克勞福德受了苦 if Christine Crawford suffers
哪怕只是感冒 so much as a cold,
如果你生命中的任何一個人 if anybody that crosses your path is made
因為你而傷心失落 to feel less or lower because of you...
我會回來的 I'm coming back.
我會在你熟睡時到來 I'll come while you sleep
把你從被窩裏扯出來 and rip you from your covers.
親手讓你知道什麼是你的後果 By my hand, you will know the consequence of your actions.
所以別瞎搞 So don't screw it up.
胖老爹的眼睛在你身上了 孩子 The fat man's got his eye on you, kid.
為什麼你們不歇會呢 Why don't you all take 15?
我確實不想 Uh, I'd really rather not.
我不是在提問 I wasn't asking.
如果說我學到了什麼 小七 If there's one thing I've learned, 7,
永遠不要和送餅乾的女人爭論 it's never argue with a woman gifting cookies.
噢 我會告訴大家休息一會兒 Oh, I'll tell the crew we're on a break.
這就對了 不介意我拿一個吧 Yeah. I'll take one of those, if you don't mind.
你不是應該正在放鬆嗎 Aren't you supposed to be taking it easy?
我在啊 I am.
要不了多久就這地方就能修好 We'll have this place up in no time,
比之前的更大更好 bigger and better than before.
並且保持下去 And we're gonna keep it that way.
我們會的 We are.
真好 Lovely.